Ben's World Record

 saucemaster5000: nifty
 MAPBoardgames: Q: How many speedrunners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
 crystalbravest: This. Is. The. Run.
 TehAmelie: greetings, champions
 rabbitgta:       
 Boon_33: gotta go fast !
 SmoreThanAFeelin: lets go!
 electra310: gogogogogo
 MAPBoardgames: A; If you memorize the holes, you don't need to.
Izandai: @MAPBoardgames Depends on the category.
lion_byte: run #4!!
Riandisa: You've got this!
 crystalbravest: L-B-C
 Pteraspidomorphi: No other attempts were made
 crystalbravest: L's-bees-C'!
 gibbousm: I mean, I'm pretty sure LRR has the World Record for most points in Desert Bus
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: just the worst date ever
 crystalbravest: AND. TIME.
 Manae: New show, coming soon: Loading Ready SPEED RUN
 couldntpickausername: *gives ben energy* \0/
MungoDude: library, bedroom, cellar, LBC, long beach california
 itomeshi: We're staying here until he gets a record, right?
 jonasjonIV: 5th times the charm!
lazermeow: Heart of the cards.
 Easilycrazyhat: XD
 SnackPak_: this is really fun
 TehAmelie: have you played Death Trips? it's super short
 ButButTheJesus: time to go 
 TheMerricat: chat I woke up a few min ago, I'm assuming that they beat LN2? How'd they like hte ending?
 Gildan_Bladeborn: Death Trips is indeed, a very short game.
 MAPBoardgames: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
 MAPBoardgames: A: It saves 12 frames!
f_tan_theta: are we speedrunning?
 Gildan_Bladeborn: Also the title kind of gives everything away.
Dezufnocosem: Ben if you really want to maintain viewer count you have to be a full time Kraven Manor speedrunner now
 TehAmelie: let's hope they were iframes
 Bearudite: damage boost
 elkae: W+P did have Death Trips one time
 Gildan_Bladeborn: It's gone sir.
 tehfewl: If you get WR, I'll get GDQ on the phone
 raulghoulia: is this tool assisted?
 Solid_Fuel: wow this was fast
MrSwissLion: That's a timesaving mannequin grope
 electra310: So smooth
lion_byte: smooth
Izandai: @raulghoulia That's a very rude way to refer to Adam. 
 Eille_k: @raulghoulia are you calling ben a tool?!
 MAPBoardgames: @raulghoulia Don't call Adam a tool!
Izandai:  Good work chat.
 elkae: Chat has the hive mind down pat
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 HortonFearsACoup: Spoopy Speedrun Squad let's goooooo
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 chief_smeef: 
 Gildan_Bladeborn: I mean... he IS a pretty face.
 justthorne: not true Adam!!!
 Pharmacistjudge: He's right.  Adam is pretty Heel.
 theambivalentagender: More like tool hampered 
 Gildan_Bladeborn: But also more.
 TehAmelie: do we need to invent the friend assisted speedrun?
 Boon_33: making Ben laugh there saved 2 frames!
 Mysticman89: later on GDQ "So how did you get into speedrunning?" "well theres this little known game called KLraven manor"
 crystalbravest: Next is LBC!
Omthebox: Yeah. You also have nice shoulders.
 TehAmelie: 
 Mr_Horrible: a pretty face *and* a rapidly-expanding brain 
 shendaras: He's the whole package
 ButButTheJesus: 
Kaorti: he's ALSO a pretty face
 Solid_Fuel: gold time so far
Fanklok: he also has big strong arms
 Boon_33: that's the problem ADAM
drcthulu: don't forget Simpsons references and humility
 Eille_k: pray to the rng gods
 saucemaster5000: adam's doing plenty he keeps saying "this part's really hard"
 MAPBoardgames: The line is "That's never happened before."
 jchinnock: Adam the timer can’t press itself
 elkae: Om what if he's wearing shoulder pads tho
f_tan_theta: "that's never happened before"
 EvilBadman: "This has never happened before"
 Eille_k: orb
Prince__Phantom: good job overcoming the bad rng
 Eille_k: sqalalala
 Gildan_Bladeborn: Squadila!
 crystalbravest: it really is
 MAPBoardgames: Pre-load the rooms!
flaminggreens: squa da la!
 tehfewl: And now you know how people name their splits
 electra310: So smooth!
 Gildan_Bladeborn: The splits!
 crystalbravest: improvement, improvemetn
 Boon_33: the Strats are developing nicely.
 Gildan_Bladeborn: So choice!
 MAPBoardgames: That'll cost him 2 sec
Izandai: Fastest you've done that yet.
 KWardJenx: wine cellar off the bedroom? Bold design.
 Eille_k: SECRET TUNNEL
 DeM0nFiRe:  SECRET TUNNEL 
 Eille_k: ORB
 Bearudite: ORB
 Darleysam: got time to read some donations if you have anty
Kaorti: SECRET TUNNEL
 Darleysam: *any
 electra310: Secret secret secret tunnel!
MrSwissLion: Through the maaanor
 tehfewl: ORB
 Eille_k: gotta be close to the wine
 DeM0nFiRe: Because Ben arranged it that way
 theambivalentagender: Just roll out of bed and into your cellar
 rabbitgta: alcoholic?
 Gildan_Bladeborn: Why can you rearrange the entire floorplan?  These are questions.
 Bladinus: you laugh, but that's how the slpit names get that way  
 DEATHlikescats: we're hoping for clean bottles
 justthorne: people who love to drink wine in bed I guess
f_tan_theta: we call this the globe skip because it skips the globes
Izandai: ORB 
 AceTheStriker: May have been because of the Prohibition, Adam?
 ButButTheJesus: because rich ppl
 thraximore: might just need to wait
MoJoeM: Hey my two favorites from LRR
aldruon: just got here, are we speed running this?
 thraximore: @aldruon indeed
 DEATHlikescats: clean
 rabbitgta: yep
 Eille_k: the end of the game is the run cleaner
 AceTheStriker: People were crazy about their alcohol and would have secret wine cellars
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: doorskip, very clean
 Eille_k: killer**
 crystalbravest: this :clap: is :clap: it
 TehAmelie: i think this incredibly specific tension in like one muscle in my shoulder i've had since i went to the dentist 18 hours ago loosened from all this laughing. thanks LRR!
 electra310: You can do it!
 pimiento: fear, is the run killer
 tehfewl:      
 EvilBadman: Ooooorrrbbbbb 
 Eille_k: orbbbbb
 Gildan_Bladeborn: Just follow your instincts, and don't second guess yourself.
 MAPBoardgames: faster than last time
 crystalbravest: lot of good time left!
 Solid_Fuel: smooth
Kaorti: O R B
 elkae: TehAmelie was healed by the LRRnergy!
auxv: ben's gamer face is intense.
 InquisitorGaia: 15 seconds ahead of last time
 prince_infidel: We've lost Ben
 Eille_k: orb
 Pharmacistjudge: i think nothing sucks the horror more out of a horror game than speed running it.
 TehAmelie: healed by Laughotron dynamics
 crystalbravest: it good it good
 Solid_Fuel: woow!
lion_byte: yo ho ho
Izandai: GOOD shit
 Boon_33: GOT IT!
 rabbitgta: nice
flaminggreens: niceee
 prince_infidel: He's more speedrunner than man now
 DEATHlikescats: clean
 rabbitgta:    
 Soul1355: missed the fast cycle
 Soul1355: 
 AceTheStriker: WR
 Eille_k: WR
 crystalbravest: time the orbs right and this is clean!
 Gildan_Bladeborn: Getting hung up on the door like that is a real problem with this approach.
 Boon_33: going so fast the game is lagging
 BrindleBoar: [unsheathes katana]
 TehAmelie: did you know unsheathing swords don't sound at all like in the movies?
 Eille_k: ORB
 Gildan_Bladeborn: Burning alive skips 3 frames, somehow.
 thraximore: wow, very good pace so far
Izandai: Oh, the fire deals damage. Neat.
 Boon_33: the sizzle means you are going fast
  Juliamon: Damage boosting
drcthulu: Beat me to it @Juliamon
Izandai: Remember, timing stops when the last orb stops spinning.
 rabbitgta:  
 Vantharion: When Benjamin "Speedforce" Ulmer gets the world best time in this, I thank you for listening to me in that y'all should speedrun this game
 crystalbravest: gonna be tight
 Boon_33: Ben showing off some tech here
 EvilBadman: ah an autoscroller
 crystalbravest: NO
 Easilycrazyhat: RIP
 thraximore: NO
 Gildan_Bladeborn: Robbed!
 Eille_k: ripes
Dezufnocosem: some day we'll find a moving wall skip
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lion_byte: bad cycle
f_tan_theta: rip the zero cycle
 Vantharion: Platforming without jumps, that's rough
 MAPBoardgames: still good
 rabbitgta: missed the fast cycle
 Eille_k: orb
 Gildan_Bladeborn: RNG really screwed us there.
 Pharmacistjudge: missed the bookcase cycle there
 thraximore: no jump button really hampers you here
 chief_smeef: i believe!
 Easilycrazyhat: Let's go BEN
 jonasjonIV: come on
Izandai: You've totally got this.
 Gildan_Bladeborn: I think he actually can, honestly.
 thraximore: CMON
 Solid_Fuel: wow this is close!
 crystalbravest: Not first orb!
 Boon_33: C'mon RNG!
 MAPBoardgames: robbed!@
 TehAmelie: wait didn't we see this scene in Vampire the Masquerade
 Eille_k: orrrrrb
 thraximore: SO CLOSE
 crystalbravest: ALMOST
 crystalbravest: GO GOG OG OG
 thraximore: ALMOST THERE
 crystalbravest: omg omg omg
 Gildan_Bladeborn: One time!
Izandai: When the last orb stops spinning.
 NotCainNorAbel: let's goooooo
 DeM0nFiRe:      
 Easilycrazyhat:      
 crystalbravest: DONE
 Eille_k: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOORB
 Gildan_Bladeborn: YES!
 Vantharion: STOP: 8 52
 elkae:     
 chief_smeef: WORLD RECORD
 Boon_33: Time at the ORB spin stopping!
  Fugi: LETS GOOOOO
 YawnLance: YESSSS
 Saintnex: WORLD RECORD
 Bearudite: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MWGNZ:   
mulligan2six: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 electra310: YES YES YES YES
 HortonFearsACoup: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 AceTheStriker: WR!
 Seth_Erickson: LEt's goooooo
 Dog_of_Myth:    
 NotCainNorAbel: helll yeah!!!
 SnackPak_: HOLY SHIT!!!!
 Easilycrazyhat: HOLY SHIT
 thraximore: YEAH
 Gildan_Bladeborn: New WORLD RECORD!!!!!!
 Makrosian_Tae:      
 MAPBoardgames: WR!
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 SmoreThanAFeelin: YEAAAAAAAAA
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: YEESSSSS
 hesterbyrde: YAAAAY
 Mister_BlueSky: 
flaminggreens: YES
MungoDude: whirled wreck cord!!!
Fanklok: grata on WR
lion_byte: OH HELL YEAH!!!!
 YeetTheRich_:   
 jonasjonIV:   
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: woooo
 Gildan_Bladeborn:     
 tidehollowcat: WR!
tergonis: niiiiiice
TubaSquad:   
frank_the_great: LETS GOOO
 Boon_33: WINNER WINNER!
 YawnLance:     
MoJoeM:   
 saucemaster5000: YES!!!!
 oyleslyck: NEW WORLD RECORD!
 ButButTheJesus:      
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 DEATHlikescats: hello yaaaaaaaaa
ghyllnox: Wooooooo!
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 Boon_33:   
 couldntpickausername: um.... it's cutting off the miliseconds, is it valid?
 Vantharion: Benjamin "Speedforce" Ulmer
 ButButTheJesus: off the CHAIN
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 AceTheStriker: Speedrunning stream when?
 elkae: Ben leaves for vacation after just slamming a WR
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 niccus: but what's adam going to hold the world record on, now?
 TheMerricat: @HorusFive History in the making, Ben made a world record beating Kraven Manor/
 Spacecarl: Revive Speedrunalloneword. get James in here
 Gildan_Bladeborn: @HorusFive - Ben had googled "short horror game" earlier. It turned out to be... much shorter than anticipated, so as a joke, Ben tried speedrunning it.
 thraximore: BUT
 crystalbravest: For but a moment. A legend.
Izandai: Oh yeah, SOMEONE in this chat is gonna beat you. 
 DeM0nFiRe: Submit it quick so you can officially hold WR before someone else does it!
 chief_smeef: Remember where you were when Ben became a World Record Speed Runner
 Solid_Fuel: fast submit it !
 YeetTheRich_: If you don't convince James to make "speedrunning silly games with ben and adam" a regular show, I will @LoadingReadyRun
 Gildan_Bladeborn: @HorusFive - and then in a few attempts, had actually set a new record.
aWabbajack: Speed runs!
 thraximore: Can't wait to watch the SummoningSalt video
SCHLORMPH: holy moly, actually WR
Izandai: Submit Run
MungoDude: do you have an account?
 rabbitgta: they will try to snipe Ben, but we all know who the record holder is in our hearts
SCHLORMPH: nice
 DEATHlikescats: yassss
Dezufnocosem: I'm calling spliced footage
 KWardJenx: Go out now Ben and get your WR discounts. Quick, before you lose the title.
Fanklok: its runners vs game not runners vs runners
 AceTheStriker: https://clips.twitch.tv/TransparentSpineyWatermelonResidentSleeper-C3jsCDsf7MfYB5wl
 ShaneLeeAtk: AGDQ! Awful Games Done Quick!
 EvilBadman: Ben was that the Steam version.
 bat_wool:    
 elkae: We have a few clips of it yeah 
 TehAmelie: i'd like to see someone beat that record live on stream
 Rynehawk: I want to believe someone just shot upright out of bed like "something's wrong" and they get an email tomorrow that they lost the world record.
 DEATHlikescats: when will then be now?
 HorusFive: "When will now be then?"  "Soon"
 KWardJenx: @Rynehawk This.
 TheMerricat: @Rynehawk TWO people. https://www.speedrun.com/kraven_manor 
 MAPBoardgames: You may need to get Heather to make a separate vid of the speed run for posterity.
 Solid_Fuel:  
 Rynehawk:  even better
frank_the_great: Showing your backend on twitch is probably TOS
 rabbitgta: lrr's back end, sounds like an of
 Gildan_Bladeborn: Was that almost a full minute faster than the previous record?
 crystalbravest: @LoadingReadyRun Much like the moon landing, I just watched history happen
 TehAmelie: *flashbacks of that time Graham streamed putting every file in the computer into xsplit*
Izandai: @Gildan_Bladeborn Just over 40 seconds faster.
 AceTheStriker: @Gildan_Bladeborn ~30 sec
 Xafty: there is Any% and Any% non-steam
 Gildan_Bladeborn: 40 seconds is huge.
 Eille_k: @crystalbravest yeah but htis wasn't done on a sound stage
 crystalbravest: @Eille_k 
Izandai: @Gildan_Bladeborn Especially on a run this short.
 thraximore: ha, the bit in the corner is still showing the other monitor
 Darleysam: you think LRR will be ashamed of this?!
 Gildan_Bladeborn: What they're going to do is congratulate Ben, obviously.
 DEATHlikescats: EF no!
  Fugi: You just link to the twitch vid
 buhlian22: Now you gotta watch the run and critique !
 AceTheStriker: @Darleysam Nah man this is *content*
 Easilycrazyhat: Just private it, yeah?
Izandai: There was a Submit Run button.
 TehAmelie: Kraven has come a long way since the time he wanted to hunt Spider-Man for sport
Izandai: On the main page.
 Darleysam: @AceTheStriker exactly!
 Mysticman89: you probably need a speedrun account
 Bearudite: now you need to sign up for an account
 tidehollowcat: https://clips.twitch.tv/LongLazyPassionfruitMikeHogu-Rs0QvAI-e0EIsmTA
 Eille_k: Ben wasn't going to be allowed to go on vacation without getting a record, it was part of the contract
 Mister_BlueSky: LetsNopeSpeedruns
86 raiders from affinityartifacts have joined!
MungoDude: welcome raiders
mishotem: RAWR IT'S A RAID
 Rynehawk: game speed run: under 9 minutes.
 blue_lore:  
sarahtheanimetomboy:        
 MegaDosX: Oh man, Olivia you just missed Ben getting a speed run!
 Rynehawk: registering run:  15 min
Joey_EDHREC: rawr it's a raaaaaid 
  Juliamon: Welcome chut! You just missed a WR!
MrSwissLion: Welcome raiders to the victory lap
 YeetTheRich_: bust chut you are witnessing fucking history
Izandai: Hey raiders, you've joined at an excellent time.
 lion_byte: welcome @affinityartifacts    
 affinityartifacts: AS PER USUAL
Kayonniik:         
 thraximore: You just missed a new speedrun world record!
 Easilycrazyhat: You missed it!
 Gildan_Bladeborn: Olivia, you just got here in time to see the aftermath of Ben, the new world record holder!
 Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders, just missed a world record
 Solid_Fuel:  
drcthulu:   
 rabbitgta: welcome raiders witnessing a world record
 Boon_33: it was glorious!
 MegaDosX: World record speedrun in Kraven Manor
 Kramburger: https://clips.twitch.tv/SpotlessNurturingScallionThunBeast-Aaipp9qIbAbW-ZQx
 TheMerricat: Welcome Raiders, you just missed Ben getting a world record run on Kraven's Manor. Now we are applying for it 
 chief_smeef: hey olivia and bust chut!
DoodlestheGreat: You guys need to talk to Laura K Buzz. She's been speedrunning obscure games herself./
 kumatsu: @affinityartifacts Hi friend I miss you already
 thraximore: If there is a bit, you must COMMIT
 DeM0nFiRe:    
 Solid_Fuel: 
 MegaDosX: So new LRR show, Let's Run?
mishotem: wow, congrats Ben
 Hangedman: also it has to be approved by whoever runs that board except no one has done anything on it in six years
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 TehAmelie: and you know, you can't overstate how much difficulty streaming games live adds
 Gildan_Bladeborn: Callbacks!
 theambivalentagender: All three hurt
 MegaDosX: Somehow referring to "all" of your testicles sounds extra cursed
 lion_byte: only 3 resets!
mishotem: welcome to LoardingReadySpeedrun, I guess
 DEATHlikescats: 3?!
 Kramburger: It's a picture of Ben "Select all the square without a world record holder in them"
 Gildan_Bladeborn: 3 is the correct human number of those, yes.
silenceisavirtue: Is next step GDQ?
 TheMerricat: https://www.speedrun.com/kraven_manor - Ben got it done in 8:52
 Tangsm: It just asks you to prove you're not a robot, not that you are a human.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 affinityartifacts: @kumatsu so good seeing you!
 KeytarCat: @mishotem That's it, that's the name of the stream
 Boon_33: unequaled professional Speedrunner Ben!
 thraximore: Almost a full minute
 affinityartifacts: but Ben you're just that incredivble 
 Nigouki: remember, the password is suckbutthole42069
runekp: Whats the world record?
 oyleslyck: I expect a summoningsalt world record progression video for Kraven Manor 
 BusTed: If you logged in, then where's your password?
 thraximore: @oyleslyck That's what I said 
 CnCPOWERHOUR: how do we speedrun speedrun.com
 Solid_Fuel: you should add this tou your linkedin
 kumatsu: more like slowrun dot com
 AceTheStriker: I feel bad for the guy that did it 2 years ago at the same time as the one that did it 6 years ago
 elkae: @LoadingReadyRun Don't you mean a wowld wecowd?
 Easilycrazyhat: @Tangsm "There's nothing in the rulebook saying a dog *can't* have a world record"
 NotCainNorAbel: Is this ^ a world record athlete
 code1300: It’s that COVID pre time
 rabbitgta: previous record was 945 852 for Ben
 couldntpickausername: Ben sets speed run on the very first ever Wet's Nope
 affinityartifacts: lmao
 couldntpickausername: what are splits?
 NDCazzy: digging the new do Adam... considering a change myself
 Eille_k: wets nope
 thraximore: @AceTheStriker they were limited by the technology of their time
 SnackPak_: pwoud
 TheThirdTail: Now to hope that a moderator will actually bother to notice
 Gildan_Bladeborn: The point is that WE know.
 MegaDosX: @couldntpickausername Time stamps for hitting notable landmarks in the run
 Bearudite: AYYYYYYYY
Izandai: I doubt they have many eyes on this game.
 BusTed: 
 DeM0nFiRe:   
 HorusFive: We have the evidence!
 Dog_of_Myth: We did it chat!
 YeetTheRich_: the "w" in wet's nope stands for Word Record
 crystalbravest: :touchdown:
 DEATHlikescats:         
OmnipotentTrevor: They are about to be slammed by new submissions for this game, aren't they
 TehAmelie: we have the tapes, just gotta run through the, um, red tape
 rabbitgta: gg ez hell yeah
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 DeM0nFiRe: It says on the page there are 3 moderators for it
 MegaDosX: "What the fuck is this game? Who speedruns this?" - speedrun.com, probably
  Fugi: the sub-9-minute run
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 Eille_k: @YeetTheRich_ YESS
LlewellynZ:   
 chief_smeef: there were 2 whole speed runs. 2!!!
silenceisavirtue: Next is GDQ
mulligan2six: Amazing
 MegaDosX: That was great!
 Gildan_Bladeborn: It's on an IGN list of "short horror games", don'tcha know.
 HorusFive: Classic video game- Kravens what you said
Izandai: That's the show!
ashesandmochi: WOOOO
 NotCainNorAbel: Just waiting for SumonSalt to run a video on Kraven Manor
 Boon_33: Which Ben was on wets nope tonight? Why the World's Greatest Ben!
 lion_byte: oh heck yeah!!
 SnackPak_: I look forward to the summoning salt video about this
 Darleysam: Yolo Banksy
 TehAmelie: hey, LRR getting on speeddemosarchive would be huge
MrSwissLion: Doesn't that just mean yellow yellow
 lynzeborden: whatta night- night y'all
 chief_smeef: yellow river and yangtze river are the names of the major rivers in china
 Eille_k: cheese?!
 MyBuddySuperfly:    
ashesandmochi: that's just "yellow yellow"
 Gildan_Bladeborn: That sounds potentially delicious.
 TheAinMAP: 
 Pteraspidomorphi: 
 Mysticman89: ian can do literally anything he wants
 TehAmelie: it's less crispy than super crispy day
 GhostValv: 
 niccus: it's a celebration of things not "extra crispy"
 YeetTheRich_: holy shit i need to watch that
ashesandmochi: oh shit it's regular crispy day already
 KV1NN4: Crispy day!
  Juliamon: It's a day for the forgotten less-than-extra crispy
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: But not extra crispy pastry. Just regular crispy pastry.
 Mysticman89: even outside of his stream show
 DeM0nFiRe: Oh I just noticed the moderators for this game are the only 3 people who have any runs on the leaderboard (there are other categories that have a 3rd runner you didn't see)
 HorusFive: @chief_smeef It's from the same designer as Tigres and Euphrates
Bionull: Adam realizing he's on the wrong show.
 BusTed: I can picture Adam's face in reaction to that.
 MAPBoardgames: It's an excuse to eat.
 Eille_k: it's an ian and heather thing.
 rabbitgta: Ian doing Ian things
 chief_smeef: @HorusFive that's cool, i'll need to check that one out
 TheMerricat: Ian is making what is essentially gourmet Velveeta. He's adding stuff to a 'good' cheese to make it 'processed cheese' so it'll melt nicely.
 circusofkirkus: POKEMON
 circusofkirkus: World Record Bengineering
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 electra310: Awww
 Phailhammer: cya 
 rabbitgta: daw
 SmoreThanAFeelin: awwwww
 lion_byte:   
 BusTed: This is the dawn of a new Ben.
 elkae: Thanks for strim 
 DEATHlikescats: world run speed record
mishotem: That run was ridiculous
 Mister_BlueSky: C+ Bats, at least.
DoodlestheGreat: SCHMOOPY
Kaorti: OH SHIT!
Izandai: 2 Corruptions and Apotheosis
 CnCPOWERHOUR: that meant something to someone and I'm glad it did
f_tan_theta: it was neat
 Gildan_Bladeborn: Those sure were a lot of words that Adam just used.
 Mudd_II: seeing you all together makes my life whole again
 Spacecarl: Enjoy your time off!
 DEATHlikescats: have a great vacation
 TehAmelie: velveeta, the memetic cheese. no idea what it might taste like but we sure know what it is. here in Sweden we have rocket cheese instead
 rabbitgta: have a fun and safe trip Ben
Izandai: And then he got Bottled Wind and Bottled Lightning (or whatever they're called)
drcthulu:    Adam learned that deadbranch is good, prior to this he hated it
 Mr_Horrible: next week Adam will steal Ben's record 
 saucemaster5000: let's not do that
 tehfewl: dead branch corruption is good times
 MegaDosX: Adam play Returnal!
 circusofkirkus: Returnal of Putt Putt
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Putt putt, please.
 MAPBoardgames: Ben is retiring a champion
 lion_byte: Ben is retiring as a speedrun champion
ashesandmochi: i look forward to returnal again
 electra310: Putt Putt?
 YeetTheRich_: somebody is clearly asking for it
 TehAmelie: troglodyte 4 life
 Rynehawk: can we ask nicely?
 NotCainNorAbel: Don't you ever play PuttPutt again!
 ButButTheJesus: PLAY RETURNAL
 MyBuddySuperfly: ook ook
 Solid_Fuel: We want Putt-Putt!
 chief_smeef: adam, you will end the stream soon
 Darleysam: hey Adam, don't let us tell you what to do
 Easilycrazyhat: Adam, treat yourself well
 GhostValv: adam is too much of a coward 
 TheMerricat: Adam turns heel and beats Ben's WR run next week chat. 
 kumatsu: Adam have a good night
 Eille_k: Play returnal next week
 Rynehawk: how about putt putt please
 Gildan_Bladeborn: Bully? Perish the thought! We'd just ask nicely.
 HorusFive: Adam- don't listen to chat!
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: don't you dare play PUTT PUTT
 Mister_BlueSky: What if we say DON'T play Putt Putt.
 NDCazzy: enjoy the time off Ben
ghyllnox: Don't play putt putt
DistractedMOSFET: don't play putt putt adam
 circusofkirkus: hoot
 MegaDosX: Adam you're great!
 Rivulatus_: play returnal Adam 
 Rynehawk: pwetty pweasse
 circusofkirkus: holler
 Boon_33: Adam, keep making good decisions.
 prowll2000: Play returnal, you coward.
 MAPBoardgames: ook!
 MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
 Solid_Fuel: Putt-Putt!
 Mysticman89: only a coward wouldn't play putt putt
 blue_lore: you are not allowed to play Putt Putt!!!  not allowed at all
 Bearudite: oook
 DEATHlikescats: the quintessential brat energy
f_tan_theta: we have to save the baby animals at the zoo Adam
 CataclysmicReverb: How do you feel about more Spheda though
 lamina5432: gnight
 DeM0nFiRe: Please sir, please may I have some more putt putt?
 Dog_of_Myth: Adam, play Returnal
 Sethalidos: bannana?
 BusTed: 
DistractedMOSFET: chat forbids you from playing putt putt
 rabbitgta: can we have banana Adam?
 YeetTheRich_: so this is a challenge you say?
 animated_fairy: OOK OOK PUTT PUTT
 MyBuddySuperfly:    
 TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 HorusFive: 
 Eille_k: have a good vaycay
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
 SnackPak_: have fun vacation
 Boon_33: Adam, say goodbye
 pimiento:   
 jchinnock: Love you guys!!
 MegaDosX: Please don't die! Please don't die!
 Gildan_Bladeborn: Yeah Adam, you should play Returnal.
mishotem: Adam should challenge Ben's speedrun
 blue_lore: don't die Ben....I would be sad
 StarWarsTHX1138: Adam Play whatever you wnat to play 
 HorusFive: 
Spinnicus: Entertain us Adam!
 TheMerricat: Enjoy your vacation Ben! 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 TehAmelie: have fun Ben
tergonis: but what if we call you a coward
ashesandmochi: BEN
 BusTed: In memory of speed runner Ben.
 chief_smeef: have a good vacation ben! thanks for the stream you two, goodnight!
 Mr_Horrible: what an obit that'll be
ghyllnox: Don't die, ty
 Gildan_Bladeborn: Chat wants you to do that, and not the other thing.
 animated_fairy: What if we tell you not to play putt putt
 DeM0nFiRe:  lmao
 SnackPak_: thanks for the stream
 electra310: Night guys, good stream!
 Easilycrazyhat: Good night World Record Holder Ben Ulmer
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 shendaras: Next time secret ending %?
 SmoreThanAFeelin: byeeeeeeeee
noisyblizzard: 
 Saintnex: bye!
gektek: ty ty 
 SnackPak_:   
 MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
 ButButTheJesus: byeeeeeeee
 KWardJenx: Thank you!
Izandai: He died as he lived. A world record holder.
MrSwissLion: Adam even did the laugh
 elkae: byeeeeeeee
  TStodden: Maybe we get Alex back as a special guest host?
Izandai: Alternative gag: It's how he would've wanted to go. As a world record holder.
 Boon_33: Thankyou Streamers + Mods 
tergonis: bye loud bois! have fun
 TehAmelie: oh no, the quiet. must play videos
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 electra310: Okay, back to watching the YouTube of Graham and Ben playing Sleep tight in Las Vegas
 tergonis: @Solid_Fuel 
 TehAmelie: rewatching Cori play Horizon Zero Dawn it is
 Boon_33: well, that escalated at a world record pace.
 TehAmelie: this duck is basically  Ben https://i.imgur.com/i2AbpHG.png
 TehAmelie: unstoppable
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