All_mankind: ha, good ol porn spambots
PhoenixMelior: mods?
Mangledpixel: mods, spammer bot elena767651213249 above
Earthenone: guess elena is back lol
Mr_Horrible: we are trying to magic cards
Paranundrox: spam bots
rocketmonkey45: mods... elana us back again
All_mankind: so quaint Lrrbot didn't even catch it
koaxkoax: whaddup elena how you doin' gurl
Undertowst: Gah .... I was just checking on the youtube channel again ... why are some playlists in reverse order....
captain_scissors:
Sekunder: hey, elena has graced us
Paranundrox:
that's how you know you've made it 
PhoenixMelior: thanks mods
captain_goof: hold up the counterspell
Scarbble: but how am i supposed to know what the best sex site is guys??
Clench_Eastwood: With 1 million subs the joke of W&P being 3 hours of welcoming subs wouldn't be a joke anymore lol
CSDragon31: I thought it could only untap lands
Theicyhandofdeath: oh jeeze
rocketmonkey45: @Clench_Eastwood that's the dream
Paranundrox:
have to set up a sub welcoming stream
batyn: Untap after exert5 weems good
Mr_Horrible: @clench_eastwood oh god, they really *would* just be trapped there forever
Paranundrox: half of LRL becomes sub welcomes
batyn: seems*
TheElrad: didn't we just have the other problem? about not drawing forests?
SAiconjr: oh, naga and companion. cute.,
theRomanoid: You drew all the lands last game! (isn't it how this game works?)
feeish: thoughts on the cat ban?
ArtofDaDress: all i wanted to do today was watch the outlast 2 vod... twitch why..
Ard_Rhys: exert naga, with timing]
Elevens121: slam Dusk
harditta71194: Hi guys, first time on twitch. The new Friday Nights was amazing!
chesul: only until you get the caracal!
yamahako: At least you can untap the naga with the cat
PhoenixMelior: ArtofDaDress if it helps, apparently it wasn't that great
Solomon_Kain: snap exert
Mattmitchell45: Kathleen has everyone calling it O-Techra
VoodooPuppeteer: Exert Naga, keep up timing, play gust if not
CSDragon31: @Feeish, probably "we don't even play standard"
Earthenone: cat ban is needlessly hateful to cat tribal players, should have just banned the walker
Scarbble: hi harditta71194 !
Marshall_LR: *that's Gusty Dubs
TwistedShout: I don't know exactly, but I've heard streamers mention that subs not being publicly available stopped being something twitched cared about when you can so easily reverse engineer basic data from emotes.
Clench_Eastwood: as much as I want a TON of subs for LRR, I kind of prefer this smaller more interactive community.
ArtofDaDress:
@PhoenixMelior it's the principle 
Theicyhandofdeath: @feeish i can get saheeli for commander now and itll be cheap
Elevens121: (slam Dusk was a joke guys)
captain_goof: Gusty Dubbums
captain_scissors: until you get magma spray-ed
Dr_fragenstien: And then the cat a
Observer39: Truly impeccable timing
rocketmonkey45: @PhoenixMelior can confirm it was a REAL bad game..... the vod is more of a watch+nope than anything else
Mijnheer: @TheElrad Goons and PL? Are they getting friendly? By the way, how's Stainwagon doing?
ArtofDaDress: cat ban?
TimeToFry: IT was the pizza!
ArtofDaDress: wazat
harditta71194: Puuuuurfect ban
Lucaan0102:
Banning it a few days late is better than a few months late. 
fourcardcombosuicide: Should have been saheeli
CapnRobert: cat ban?>
Theycallmejokke: Yeah Aaron did a good job tell why it was do as it was
VoodooPuppeteer: It makes sense as a ban, it's just a shame that they missed it in R&D
TyrantTaco:
banning felidar guardian was a good choice 
SAiconjr: at least until after the release on mtgo when pros can "solve" format
Paranundrox: @ArtofDaDress, banned Felidar Guardian from Standard
coolbond: wait cat ban?
Paranundrox: but WotC said that they were looking at the combo multiple times
JSKNYC: Wait ... it WAS banned?
Paranundrox: so it was known that it wasn't safe
Paranundrox: yes
JSKNYC: There was another announcement? I missed it.
Paranundrox: emergency ban
SAiconjr: @JSKNYC last night they added it
BonSequitur: They emergency banned it a few days later.
captain_goof: Touche up that catty
samwonk: Having played Standard during Caw-Blade, I care less about the procedure they follow than them killing the deck as soon as they make the decision so people can go back to playing Magic.
Paranundrox: It does suck for people who went out and bought the cards
BonSequitur: It's wonky, I imagine they'll change how B&R announcements work to take into account the new faster MTGO release schedules.
hascow: literally 5:30 PM Pacific
hascow: it was so weird
KartoffelKaiser: They didn't have data. Then they got data. It's a simple as that.
Paranundrox: but it's probably still healthier
Paranundrox: I mean
darthgabri: can anybody - in layman's terms - explain to me the changes they're gonna do to the passing of priority at the beginning of combat?
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Ard_Rhys: cartouche, untap plains if no blocks
CSDragon31: @LoadingReadyRun, They're calling it an emergency ban
MadTheorist: totally is an emergency ban
Marshall_LR: what are you guys listening to in the headphones
sniperserpent: maro called it an emergency ban
Sundiray: @Paranundrox actually only saheeli lost value
senshi5609: You can still pull it off in draft
Paranundrox: emergency ban just means ban outside of the B&R announcements
Mattmitchell45: Officers, Ban that Cat!!!
EoTFoF: Not to be confused with Felidar Sovereign
theRomanoid: It is emergency ban from perspective of Magic Online
Mewyabby: It was an emergency ban. It's an addendum.
aesir_blade: It's an out-of-schedule ban, which in every prior case has been an emergency
SAiconjr: it still kinda of is the middle of the format, because the new set hasn't actually released in paper yet
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harditta71194: They said the win rates actually increased during the MTGO Amonkhet
RainMoth: stick solidarity to companion for the most excessive value
nerdy_dude58: I'm not upset, TBH. I hoped that they would ban Heart of Kiran
XeLasers: Awesome job on Friday Nights, love the call to my favorite cHustle episode.
Paranundrox: and they called it an Emergency Ban in the announcement, I believe?
samwonk: I didn't feel bad for the people who spent a thousand dollars building Caw-Blade, so I sure don't feel bad for people who bought some Saheelis.
harditta71194: Graham beat me too it lol
RainMoth: 4/2 first strike would break his legs
khuasta: speechjamming?
captain_scissors: darthgabri saying combat no longer shortcuts you to declare attackers it just takes you to beginning of combat
RainMoth: DO IT GRAHAM
CSDragon31: and then untap our white
Lucaan0102:
Technically it's not an emergency ban, but it's a more entertaining story when it's called an emergency ban 
Leonhart321: Standard's too expensive for me these days. I have my Affinity and Soul Sisters Modern and my Temur and Enchantment Commanders. I'm happy as is
ralphmaccookin: It's not that they banned the cat, it's that they did it outside of a normal B&R announcement
RainMoth: DO THE THIIIIIIING
BonSequitur: So many hill giants
CrazyFishPerson: To make sure youdon't say anythign inaproperiate/
2rrr_mirror_breaker:
@LoadingReadyRun just watched the newest friday nights, it was 
captain_goof: @marshall_lr I like to imagine they are listening to Limited Resources
Earthenone: cat-touche is a good combo
CSDragon31: @LoadingReadyRun, The cat lives
Marshall_LR: I assumed it was some sick playlist of Canadian rock hits
Draxxonator: isnt it a little hasty though? it takes a while for decks to adjust with new cards.
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theRomanoid: Can will not die!
Marshall_LR: @captain_goof I like how you think
theRomanoid: Cat will not die!
Paranundrox: kills Mummy and Warrior
CSDragon31: @LoadingReadyRun, it'll have 2 toughness
ArtofDaDress: elena again already
Sekunder: elena's back!
ArtofDaDress: wat
CrazyFishPerson: Hey elena is back
hondor64: none of your stuff dies
Solomon_Kain: no, if they put everything in front of Cat, catl lives...
darthgabri:
elena is back 
Namboto: cat does not die
BonSequitur: The cat becomes a 4/2, they can't kill it by blocking with everything
Paranundrox: and we get a warrior
SaltandLight: @LoadingReadyRun will you guys play 1v1 EDH on MTGO? is it similar to highlander?
angusthechap: The first strike kills 3/3 and 1/1 and only 1/1 survives while cat is a 4/2
RainMoth: LoadingReadyRun Solidarity gives first strike
Ard_Rhys: the cat lives through trip block
theRomanoid: Cat gets +1/+1
Mr_Horrible: I'm picturing a scientist looking at a report. "My God... We only made it stronger!", then sprinting down the hall toward R&D
Mijnheer:
@TheElrad ahh, that sounds like PL alright And good to see you guys are keeping the pressure on stain
Mossballhaym: Cat doesn't die
leo_trotzki: cartuche gives first strike and +1+1 so they cant kill it
Mewyabby: @Marshall_LR have you seen the last 2 colbert openings!? So many canadian puns.
Halvhir: I mean, of course it's win percentage went up, people had all of 48 hours to try and brew something completely new to compete against a dominant deck that got an easy upgrade
sniperserpent: cat lives throuhg tripple block because its a 4/2 first trike
KhorakTheMighty1: crash test dummies
XeLasers:
I wish I knew how to sub message 
Dr_fragenstien: Good line
BonSequitur: Magma Sprayyyy? no? Okay
captain_goof: IIIIIIT'S BEEEN ONE WEEK
CSDragon31: So she won't block
khuasta: but they had 1 red! could be lightning bolt!!
TimeToFry: It's been
CSDragon31: untap our plains
Paranundrox: now it's OUR turn to do gross things
harmlesspenguin:
there
Lord_Hosk: That neat James, I was just banning bare naked ladies... of a different sort
Paranundrox: as long as it's not your first month, you should get a sub message
Arikele: First strike feels red and red effects don't usually add toughness
Lucaan0102:
r3j3kt: lol lordhosk
Theycallmejokke: Dangerous James
angusthechap: Clear eyes can't lose
Showsni:
Oh, I've been playing too much Hex. I was wondering why you didn't also play all the other white cards this turn
RainMoth: this...
Lord_Hosk: You have to refresh after you resub
Paranundrox: First Strke enchants have typically given +1/+1
Mr_Horrible:
@xelasers I don't think they've implemented them for mobile client yet 
captain_goof: James what is your favorite Barenaked Ladies song?
Texan_Reverend: On mobile, you don't get that option.
M3grim: Not cycling and hoping for a land? Where's your gambling spirit?
XeLasers: Just go job on Friday Nights! Call back to my favorite cHustle episode!
Lucaan0102:
James doesn't read. C'mon guys.
GragSmash: I have not had the sub-message option on mobile clients, I think.
RainMoth: a 4/2 first strike and 1/1 vigilance for A SINGLE WHITE MANA
ReverseCreations: Fake Sub Message: "I, James Turner, Owe the entire chat Ice Cream"
VoodooPuppeteer:
"My name is James and I'm a big poopy-head"
thattheremia: Hey LRR guys. This is first chance I've had to watch you guys live. You've got me through loads of personal stuff in my life. Just want to say you guys are amazing.
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RainMoth laughs maniacally.
rocketmonkey45: @XeLasers when you do your monthly sub share, it should give you the chance to add a message before you finalize it. click share -> enter message -> send
Paranundrox:
@RainMoth, I mean,. if you already had the 3/1
captain_scissors: rekt
RainMoth: NOOOOOO
Thylian1: why cant you resub on ios?
hoktauri: on IOS I just hit the website and do it
captain_scissors: 3 4 1
XeLasers: Also on mobile/potato. That explains the problem.
theRomanoid: Your cat is worthy!
chesul: RainMoth if you're counting the full 4/2 then it's 3 mana.
Thylian1: thats wack
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RainMoth: I jinxed it, Graham I'm so sorry ; _ ;
Opie74: so I read Anointer Priest as Another Priest
TheElrad: James, I'm pretty sure that's cause Apple wants money for every resub
Lucaan0102: Deem Worthy is sick
angusthechap: Deem worthy isn't not a strong card
theRomanoid: iOS rules
ArghyV: Worthy of value.
Mr_Horrible:
@xelasers yeah, they've really let the potato client slide 
Lucaan0102: I mean, it sucks for us, here, but Deem Worthy is still sick.
Paranundrox: I assume Apple counts a resub as a new payment
Ard_Rhys: double exert i think
CSDragon31: Trade away the naga for a card?
senshi5609: You can cheer now on iOS
Sekunder: oh man a double double!
Majickthise: G-dubs?
captain_goof: Dubby Gustums
Observer39:
cuttlefishman: Wub wub?
Marshall_LR: chucks bricks
Pimptimus_Prime: It has to do with Amazon Pay and Apple Pay intentionally being non compatible from what I hear.
Sekunder: a double double double! that's an eight!
M3grim: Yeah, I might've pitched the Naga hoping for a land.
CSDragon31: it's an effective tapper
All_mankind: Busty Dugs
ArghyV: It's the brick house.
Namboto: wabalubadubdub!
angusthechap: "They" is Gaby, c'mon dudes
Alness49: Time to get bricked
cuttlefishman: It's better tumble magnet
squiguygin: the brick house
shurtal:
Ah, Gusty Dubbs, Dusty Rhodes' little known early wrestling name.
Sekunder: not yet
Sekunder: soon
hollywoodmtg: Dusk swing
SirBiffaloEsq: Edefice is gross. Went 4-0 with it at prerelease.
Dr_fragenstien: That might be worth it
Paranundrox: @Angusthechap, its just habit, and a better one to get into that using a specific term regardless of opponent
CSDragon31: @Angusthechap, They said that earlier, but they're just too used to calling every opponent "they"
captain_goof: Dusky Gusty
All_mankind: i'll have you know Gusty Dubs is the name of my Kansas cover band
M3grim: 4 mana kill spell. Just do it.
SAiconjr: is angel a 5 or 6 drop, can't remember
angusthechap: Oh ok, sorry! Thanks chat.
yamahako: Dusk heh
DJDuckMan: go full greed
M3grim: It's perfectly fine.
VoodooPuppeteer: Alternate Gust exerts, play Priest?
aesir_blade: Remember edifice
theRomanoid: Dusk swing is just baaaaad
Paranundrox:
@Angusthechap, no worries 
SAiconjr: dusk is bad right now
CopperMarten:
dusk is fine 
Sekunder: dusk is not the tie
hollywoodmtg: You still win next turn
angusthechap: You guys coo
All_mankind: all we are is dust in the W
Mr_Horrible: Eddy's Face of Authority. He just looks really stern at you and you can't attack, then after a while he gets even sterner and you can't block either.
Solomon_Kain: From this position I think you are playing for aggro so i would wrath here
Elevens121: You cant alterate Gusts because of the house.
Marshall_LR: Gust > Dusk
fourcardcombosuicide: How much are your angels?
zwrench: cycle?
Solomon_Kain: I would not cycle shepard, since it can win easily on its own
batyn: Only 1 land off shep
Technic_AL: go to attacks, see what they do
Mattmitchell45: What is the CMC on Dawn?
r3j3kt: I went into my lgs Monday and commented on leovold being banned in commander it turned out someone had just bought one for his Commander
senshi5609: 6 and 7 mana
M3grim: Cycle first
Marshall_LR: General life stance.
captain_goof: Gusk vs Dust
SAiconjr: I think the priest cycle is better
hollywoodmtg: Yes you whipe the big dude attack wihitout exerting
Paranundrox: Naga Walker double exert?
1MrGhost: Anointer and hope for land for the shepherd?
RainMoth: flunge, whatever dies comes back with dawn
theRomanoid: You have seen a lot targets for Dusk last game. Just keep it in hand.
Dr_fragenstien: But if you dawn now, then you might have dawn value next turn
SAiconjr: maybe she decides she doesn't you to get a card?
captain_scissors: dusking seems reall bad here
SAiconjr: *want
hoktauri: r3j3kt I was going to buy into it this week. I instead bought Zur durdle
Ragephoenix: Just hold the wrath.
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gallowsAnatomy: Just cycle all the things.
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hollywoodmtg: You hit her for 3 now she can only prevent one next turn you have 2 flyers
Arikele: We know they have other big creatures to hit with dusk. I think the cycle plan is better
1y1e: dawn means you trade w tokens if you can i think
captain_scissors: if they tap walker just play priest and pass
SAiconjr: of all scenarios, think dusk is worst
M3grim: Cycle!
BubbaRad: draw with naga first
TimeToFry: How come you're so tired?
2rrr_mirror_breaker: @Marshall_LR how many twitch chats are you in right now lol or is LRR your favorite?
Thylian1:
cycle every card no matter what
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M3grim: Fan Bearer should be lethal.
Marshall_LR:
@2rrr_mirror_breaker just this one
CopperMarten: thanks elena, you weren't wrong
dr_shandor: I am pretty sure you can only cast dawn from the graveyard
SAiconjr: now you still have it AND can lock down the 3/3
Lord_Hosk: Now tap with the fanbearer you just played
Thylian1:
ELENA
Mattmitchell45:
Don't Forget the Fan Bearer has Summoning Sickness 
hascow: wow, that's the first time I've seen a porn bot in a while
theRomanoid: Next turn you have 2 fliers to exert, Gaby can not edifice both.
captain_scissors: don't forget to tap eot
Paranundrox:
@hascow, clearly you missed earlier
Paranundrox: Dawn is alright to refuel later on
squiguygin:
but dawn would be sick for us
hollywoodmtg: Yes@theromanoid they had lethal easy lethal that is
LordShadner: during the pre-release I pulled 2 Dusk to Dawns one of which was my promo, but of course ended up playing G/B
SAiconjr: or gets 2 or less... so like super late game when you're near dead anyway
dr_shandor: sorry you kept saying dawn
CSDragon31: Dusk is the only wrath in the format
hascow: @Paranundrox I sure did
CSDragon31: oh nvm
captain_goof: Mono-Mummy
CSDragon31: anger
Ard_Rhys: now dusk
PhoenixMelior: Gaby is on the mono mummy plan
Majickthise: Mummy-warrior control in RW?
Mattmitchell45: We did pass all those Sparing Mummies
Paranundrox: @hascow, the bot has been in and out of the channel
M3grim: Land plus Dusk should be lethal
SAiconjr: no matter what I think you still get to deal 3
Mr_Horrible:
gabyMummy 
Paranundrox: good thing Gabby doesn't have the BW lords
yamahako: I like how much easier the split cards are to read on Modo vs. Paper
captain_scissors: more interested in dusking now
Theycallmejokke: It sorta annoys me that the aftermatch looks different in both MtGO and Duels
Mr_Horrible:
Prupruh: James, is your tshirt pronounced "Video James"?
captain_goof: Gusk Walter
KhorakTheMighty1: Does that card say Fin Balor?
Sekunder: don't swing with bearer
thattheremia: I'm trying to start streaming soon. Any suggestions on how to build an audience??
zarbit: Do we cycle the Naga here?
Marshall_LR: yes
SAiconjr: I think still exert
M3grim: Yup
hollywoodmtg: Attack with everything
Arikele: more cards is always good, and the seventh land is awesome
captain_scissors: Theycallmejokke it would be so annoying if it looked like paper though, cause you're forced to look at it in one orientation
Solomon_Kain: definitely draw a card
Mossballhaym: Yes
hollywoodmtg: Don't exert walker
Dr_fragenstien: You want that land
Undertowst: Just wondering, anyone know how to reverse the play-order of a youtube playlist on the user side?
Hqueso: Guys, Fan Bearer has summ..... oh, never mind
SAiconjr: no matter what she's going to be at least at 4
Lord_Hosk: What is your shirt size? Large?
hollywoodmtg: If you exert you have 2 less attackers next turn
captain_scissors: why bearer?
RainMoth: no that's the best thing now you can drop Seraph
Mattmitchell45:
Angel next turn
batyn: Seraph next turn1
hollywoodmtg: Now you have no attavker next turn
M3grim: GG
EoTFoF: tfw you're multitwitching and the streams aren't synced with eachother
SAiconjr: wait, she has HOW many cards in hand?
RainMoth: SUNBROS ASSEMBLE
captain_goof: Edifist
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
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MungoDude:
Theycallmejokke: @captain_scissors My point is it should never had looked like the ways it looks in paper to begin with
lakaicheaker: inb4 scorching suns
hollywoodmtg:
Exerting both was bad 
zarbit: How does the red/white deck have 6 in hand?
bikedog: Pretty sure he has 6 Sparring Mummies in hand
captain_scissors: sure
qpkill3rjqp: Have a bad feeling she's hiding something
bikedog: she
SAiconjr: she just drew all her top end?
theRomanoid: Spare no mummy!
Prupruh:
Just start insisting that it's pronounced like the G in gif. No one will hate you. No, I promise.
All_mankind: what even is a yard?
GallowsCat: walking gusset is really getting there, huh
Namboto: personal trainer squad
RainMoth: wait for the moment she drops some wrath or another
RainMoth: your field gets "wiped"
Arikele: draw the untap two things trick
RainMoth: and you Dawn it all back
gallowsAnatomy: Unsubscribe linkedin facts
VoodooPuppeteer: The G in 'gif' is pronounced like the G in 'games'....
Mattmitchell45: LinkedIn Facts
Mr_Horrible: PLEASE YES
M3grim: Cartouche or Trial off the top.
darthgabri:
@Marshall_LR I watched your draft video today... how the hell did insult to injury make it all the way to you? 
Marshall_LR: the new terms state you may not just delete all of linkedIn
qrpth: Yes, but if you're a l33t hax0r
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: linkedin:droptables
duaiwe: VoodooPuppeteer That’s a weird way to spell James’ name, sounds the same though.
khuasta: LinkID is really usefull here
All_mankind: all i've heard about Linkedin is that it's impossible to delete
Marshall_LR: @darthgabri NO CLUE, that card was absurd
JediTransmit: I don't think anyone actually likes Linkedin. Except maybe the really hardcore sociopaths.
Lord_Hosk: I signed up for linkedin 7 years ago and havent touched it once... I get requests weekly
Undertowst: Just wondering, anyone know how to reverse the play-order of a youtube playlist on the user side?
hollywoodmtg: Sweltering suns to punish you here
HoganLong: I like how linked in sends email saying X people looked at your profile and all I can think is WHY?
HailtheRNG: apparently, liz has her feet up on the couch in the friend zone.
Hingadora: Hey, if you don't agree to those new terms...
zackary4: Sweltering Suns would be great
MasterTacoHunter: Linkin, you can checkout but you can never leave
LordShadner: unless its a white 5-drop
captain_goof: LinkedIn? I prefer ZeldaIn
khuasta: yea THAT would be helpfull, the reverse playlist
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helpmeImtrappedintwitch: Elena is robust
darthgabri:
@Marshall_LR I had it in my prerelease, thought it was meh at first... now I think that card is just stupid
Pimptimus_Prime: There are chrome extensions... James beat me to it while I was typimg. lol
Mattmitchell45: @HailtheRNG Did LinkedIn tell you that?
helpmeImtrappedintwitch: look at her go, so undaunted
Paranundrox: Get into the sea
All_mankind:
but mods are quicker 
Theycallmejokke: Neeeeerd!
Pimptimus_Prime: typing*
Thylian1:
elena all over the place
Undertowst: Ahh... because several of the LRR playlists are in reverse order, like Friday Nights. Which makes for annoying watching.
Mr_Horrible: I like that LinkedIn constantly tells me there's X jobs in my area, when I've been at my current job ~2 years -_-
VoodooPuppeteer: Pacifism on stick.. womp womp
Solomon_Kain: all it does it Detain
Mattmitchell45: Did you know LinkedIn is a Girl?
Lord_Hosk swings ban hammer over head triumphantly
lakaicheaker:
Elena betrayed Kenji
angusthechap: When she's using it defensively, it's not that much different from our perspective, right?
batyn: Or activate abilities
leo_trotzki:
sac gusti and dawn gets better
ArghyV: Edifice is p. great with Vizier of the Tumbling Sands, by the way.
blackwlf: @Undertowst And the crapshots. Dear god, the crapshots.
Schnappsy: That sounds gross.
Paranundrox: It really just needs an option to order by date
Paranundrox: either way
Theycallmejokke:
The latter once are wrong 
GapFiller: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:57:15.
Paranundrox: like, just one button
RainMoth: you actually just win, I just realized. She has no fliers and can only Edifice one of yours.
Shriekbob: @LoadingReadyRun It sounds to me like this should be an option Youtube provides
Theicyhandofdeath: im mostly annoyed with the crapshots
CSDragon31: But I use Firefox
Phothrism: !next
Leonhart321: A case of season vs series
Mr_Horrible:
just have 2 copies of each playlist, Graham. Gah!
khuasta: i will try that plugin
TheThromborax:
LathosTiran: its youtubes fault for not having a "revers" checkbox
The_GuardiansTV: Just give me a drop down menu option... it's not that tough...
Shriekbob: @LoadingReadyRun Surely "ascending/descending" shouldn't be hard
lakaicheaker: Firefox has plugins too
All_mankind: i use it playlists to save songs i like :x
hmfons: It boggles my mind that's not a standard feature in YouTube
batyn: ^You can just make your own list
Paranundrox: *gasp*
blackwlf: Yeah, I need that plugin.
RainMoth: no fliers gg
Phothrism: oh man is talking sim still happening today?
TheThromborax: @CSDragon31 I use Opera, so I feel your "not for me" pain
Paranundrox:
first of all, how dare you
blackwlf: Graham! How dare you say such a thing?
TimeToFry: Incorrect
SAiconjr: did SHE draw impec?
khuasta: #blameJames
zarbit: I mean there are throwback jokes right?
Theicyhandofdeath: except the part 1 and 2s
Unas84: there's some references to earlier Crapshots for a few
Undertowst: Okay .. I just like re-binge-watching good stuff.
DJDuckMan: sac the gust walker and dawn
ArghyV: Dun dun dun.
rf232: and at work i'm not allowed to install chrome extensions that modify behaviour of google websites
DJDuckMan: wait
Phothrism: or did it also get shifted
RainMoth: oh.
Leonhart321: There's a subtle continuity in Crapshots, so subtle you can't see it
Mattmitchell45: Crapshots have no continuity *WINK*
DJDuckMan: dawn
Paranundrox: next turn might be time for Dawn
D3fr0st5: I should add "talk to youtube" to !badadvice
SnowB0und: There's no continuity in Crapshots? Oh, man, there goes the whole Crapshots Historia project.
CSDragon31: @LoadingReadyRun, There's continuity between miniseries
ArghyV: That was well-timed.
captain_scissors: deece + timing
coolbond: beej drops has continuity plus you do have a chain of crapshots belonging to the same series
darthgabri:
cast dawn!
Buumann: no continuity in crapshots? blasphemy!
Theicyhandofdeath: its weird to go baclwards on beejdrops
theRomanoid: There is continuity in CrapShots, there are bunch of backreferences there.
M3grim: Still had all these.
MungoDude: I use the LRR wiki to marathon Friday Nights and cHustle, but I'm considering making my own forward playlists
DJDuckMan: get back lethal flying dudes
SAiconjr: I don't THINK she can stop this?
RainMoth: also I'm sorry for jinxing the hell out of you.
Lord_Hosk: she had chumps
lakaicheaker: AVGN has 2 playlist for his main series
Paranundrox: don't forget that we do have the Dawn in our yard, post combat
khuasta: DIE GABY DIE!...plz
VoodooPuppeteer: *Plays Approach of the Second Son, gains 7 life*
DJDuckMan: use dawn
VoodooPuppeteer: *Sun
fur_age: that's what I did to prep my 1st prerealise just watched lltmtg from the start
soph93: the angels basically is crapped on by all the removals of the set minus electrify
2rrr_mirror_breaker: she has so many blockers
Ard_Rhys: you can sac the gust walker and dawn 3 creatures back
TimeToFry: Sack the flyer, then get it back with Dawn?
nethermage: sack compulsoary rest cast dawn get back both gust walkers
ryanthedespoiler: Sac your gust then bring them back
GapFiller: expecting the same level of continuity from the Crapshots as from the sketches seems to miss the point somehow
Thylian1: @TheThromborax, lol why opera?
Marshall_LR: make sure you sac the first gust walker before you cast Dawn
sederico7: sacrifice the other 2/2 and then aftermath?
All_mankind: i would think the Beejdrops themselves are mutually exclusive stories
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Namboto: sac the other gust walker
Theicyhandofdeath: im seeing why the matches she was in took so long
aesir_blade: Sacrifice it to compulsory rest
Draxxonator: before daen, sac your other gust walker
Paranundrox: yeah, what Marshall said
RainMoth: oy oy oy, use Compulsory's sac trigger to make more off Dawn
angusthechap: Also exert in the naga, she might kill it
squiguygin: oh yeah sac gust and bring back with dawn
Draxxonator: dawn*
squiguygin: is a play
leo_trotzki: u can still sac your second gusti
Paranundrox: we can sac the Gust Walker to gain 2 life, then Dawn both back
leo_trotzki: for dawn
RainMoth: Compulsory Arrest makes it so you can sac gust walker, so you can Dawn it back
deyja429: Why not sac the gustbearer then do the other thing?
MaelstronSolenor: you can gain two life before using dawn
samubtdp198: sack your g walker than get back with card in gyard
wordlessRage: oh man, sac gust walker in dawn is pretty sweet
M3grim: Oketra's Monument seems dece
ArghyV: Edifice is the reason I'm gonna maindeck artifact hate forever in limited.
Arikele: all the monuments are pretty dece
Unas84:
mmmhhhmmmm ... getting all Commanderin' up in here James
Undertowst: Thanks all. I guess I might just be weird as I like to re-binge-watch playlists of good stuff.
SAiconjr: trespasser's curse has been climbing for me when I love to durdle
helpmeImtrappedintwitch: take your bets now, will Elena return before the game ends? Or is this the end of Elena?
Theicyhandofdeath: i really want to get my hands on a harsh mentor for edh
thattheremia: Bets on RIP Elena
Sekunder: oh she totally is
HoganLong: what do you have against sparing mummy
Schnappsy: Oh Jeez.
Lucaan0102:
To be fair, you passed all the sparing mummies 
Thylian1: @helpmeImtrappedintwitch, she will come before
somewhatclever_: Would a crapshot where Graham miss reads a text message and thinks that James Cameron is stopping by the Moonbase for a visit but it is really James and Cameron doing a bonus stream be funny?
diabore: who won the first game?
DJDuckMan: Just use dawn. Get the fliers and win
Paranundrox: sac walker, Dawn
KhorakTheMighty1: FTK
TheThromborax: @Thylian1 Because my computer is very slow and Opera has the best resource management
Ard_Rhys: sac then dawn
PhoenixMelior: does something on Gaby's side have reach that I don't know about, chat?
Paranundrox: Sac the Gust Walker first
angusthechap: Draw a card off the naga first, if she eats it you get it back too
2rrr_mirror_breaker: just sac duskwalker and cast dawn
Sekunder: attack with the naga and exert
aesir_blade: Swing with naga first
VoodooPuppeteer: If you sac first you can't replay the other one
Thylian1: @TheThromborax, ok makes sense
Sekunder: before casting dawn, if that's the plan
Paranundrox: @PhoenixMelior, no, but the Edifice stops us from attacking
sederico7: and attack with naga
Solomon_Kain: Attack with Naga and exert
DapperGentlemancer: Alright, I had to go get drunk. What'd I miss?
darthgabri: exert the naga first!
Theicyhandofdeath: my brother won during the prerelease with second sun, twice
Marshall_LR: 0_0 meow
Bryghtside: kitty!
ArghyV: Hello!
Earthenone: thats better
RainMoth: that's actually better than dawn, I think...
Draxxonator: or play kittie
PhoenixMelior: Paranundrox gotcha. I don't know what cards do and it's too small to read lol
Paranundrox: probably
M3grim: Well that's a card.
Showsni: A regal Croque Monsieur!
angusthechap: It's pretty good...
DapperGentlemancer: Oh, we got the Kitty in hand? Nice
SAiconjr: that good thing, makes a bigger board
Ard_Rhys: dawn this turn still
Thylian1:
Sabilize cat
theRomanoid: get gustwalkers back,
2rrr_mirror_breaker: !card dusk
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Draxxonator: makes more leathal threats this turn.
SAiconjr: puts 3 creatures on board
Paranundrox: @PhoenixMelior, that's totally fair. I only know what it does because they mentioned it earlier
angusthechap: Keep playing to the board!
zwrench: combo with anointer priest lol
M3grim: "Not in any danger of dying."
Ard_Rhys: you can play fan bearer
2rrr_mirror_breaker: !card dusk//
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hascow: !card dusk//dawn
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Mossballhaym: That now, Dawn next turn
DJDuckMan: you just need to get the fliers out and win
myriadtruths01: cat seems much better
dread_pirate_westley: I think getting the Fan bearer up ASAP is better.
carpeamentum: caracal can come back with dawn if it dies
CopperMarten: cat is way better
aesir_blade: Dawn costs axs much as caracal
VoodooPuppeteer:
@Theicyhandofdeath - me too I got two copies in my sealed pool and couldn't resist - 4-0
squiguygin: lifelink is relevant
QberryMuffin: getting a fan bearer online faster let's you tap a blocker
Paranundrox: Dawn Bearer sounds better
RainMoth: if you don't, she can flunge and rip you down hard, she has two 4/3s
Marshall_LR: the walkers are the only actual lethal threats here
squiguygin: thats true
Arikele: getting the fan bearer seems good
CSDragon31: we have 8 minutse to win this game and game 3
SAiconjr: yeah, marshall has a point
sederico7: flyers for the win
Technic_AL: more bodies on the ground, set up for the grand finale
CopperMarten: we win the long game though
darthgabri: hold off on the kitty
Dr_fragenstien: Yeah, get the walkers
M3grim: Dawn and Fan
2rrr_mirror_breaker: also watch the clock yo
Solomon_Kain: I play cat now, it doesnt change how many flyers you can play next turn
Marshall_LR: love this
angusthechap: Phwoooar draw 4 creatures not bad
SAiconjr: kitty is probably better if she stablizes
ferretbadger84: Hi everyone, how goes the draft?
Lord_Hosk: "Moron clock"
Arikele: And now I have popcorn in my head
Showsni: What is exert?
yamahako: Caracal and Both Gust Walkers next turn if you draw a land
M3grim: @marshall_lr So many meaningful decisions to be made in this format
EoTFoF: who all is in the showdown?
RainMoth: oh wow I misread dawn so hard... I thought it was return to battlefield. That isn't nearly as good as I thought...
Mattmitchell45: Summon the DAWNGUARD!
Marshall_LR: single block?
Marshall_LR: ok
VoodooPuppeteer: Not criticism, genuinely curious - if you hadn't sac'd the first one you could've replayed the other Gust Walker this turn and had it up to swing next turn. Did you want to have two in hand, just in case?
hascow: doesn't Initiate kill Brawler on its own?
Paranundrox: does double block even matter?
CSDragon31: they both have enbalm anyway
hollywoodmtg: You seriously haven't won... wow...
Paranundrox: it's a 4/3 and we have a 3/2
Mangledpixel: 'let the bodies hit the floor' is interminally linked with Popcorn in my mind now
hollywoodmtg: Gabby is putting up the fightb
2rrr_mirror_breaker:
@Marshall_LR so @LoadingReadyRun has you in there chat but Gaby has Luis in her chat? which LR host chat is superior
KhorakTheMighty1: Skyrim is for the Nords!
Sekunder: GET SPARRED
Paranundrox: we did pass a LOT of them
RainMoth: AHA, SPARRING MUMMY
captain_scissors: VoodooPuppeteer she still has multiple cards in hand so likely she can kill one
Theycallmejokke: The full play set, nice
Stellapacifica: Balls, I forgot when this started
senshi5609: 4
Marshall_LR: @2rrr_mirror_breaker probably m
DJDuckMan: cat and both gust walkers
Marshall_LR: @2rrr_mirror_breaker me
TimeToFry: 4 Sparring Mummy? Power move
Arikele: Exactly Mangledpixel
Marshall_LR: would you say this turn was good?
Alness49: Getting gusty in here
TrickJarrett:
friends!
rocketmonkey45: CATTE
SAiconjr: so NOW how does she deal with this?
DapperGentlemancer: Well, we did see a bunch of sparring mummies go past us during the draft.
angusthechap: That's gaaaame
Mewyabby: HEY Soul sisters AYY...
DapperGentlemancer:
VoodooPuppeteer: @captain_scissors - giving her an extra turn helps her draw into more though. I would've played for the guaranteed power
Greywords85: Egads! Not Summon the Dong Guard!
DJDuckMan: time for a quick game 3
CSDragon31: switch to boros deck
Paranundrox: bring in the Artifact removal?
Observer39: Just saw the jump pic for Friday Nights. That face xD
CSDragon31: for a faster game
Marshall_LR: forsake the worldly seems fine here
MungoDude:
Dr_fragenstien: Bring in the artifact hate
Theycallmejokke: Forsake
Roscoe_DarkHorse:
aesir_blade: Bring in Mighty Leap?
ferretbadger84:
?
Marshall_LR: 2 good targets shown last game
senshi5609: Forsake seems good
OrionsRequiem: Are you guys going to GP Vegas?
hondor64:
it's really weird listening to both LRR and Gaby
dread_pirate_westley: Forsake the worldly is always fine.
Earthenone: maybe take out flying removal?
Bryghtside: @VoodooPuppeteer I just listened to the podcast segment on the PPR, I really didn't feel like they were criticising LRR at all - what part of it irritated you?
shurtal: Is it just me, or does Amonkhet feel slower than the last few sets?
Ard_Rhys: cut priest
Marshall_LR: I would bring in Resolve too
M3grim: Leap for reach might not be terrible.
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zarbit: Gaby should know, this bus's chess, it ain't checkers!
Mossballhaym: Cut shot?
Ard_Rhys: she has 3 toughness creatures
Solomon_Kain: I pitch the 1/1 cat over the 3/1...
CopperMarten: is there a stipulation that we have to play the one drop cat?
SAiconjr: would mighty leap - as bad as it is - actually potentially give you a surprise lethal flyer?
LordShadner:
do we have any mummy-hate
CSDragon31: wait
Dr_fragenstien: Even taking out the monument is good
Paranundrox: Companion seems a lot worse in the face of Oketra's Monument
CSDragon31: oh
DapperGentlemancer: I mean, Stinging Shot still cycles
captain_scissors: VoodooPuppeteer true but if she has one in hand she has to draw a second which is probably 2 or 3 hits in her deck and unlikely
Bengineering: what was that about Oedipus?
TimeToFry: Renewed Faith against aggro?
Marshall_LR: good against timing, spray, manticore
Mangledpixel: in your ediface
Marshall_LR:
I did see it
underhill33: !storm
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hollywoodmtg: Edifice is probably the best artifact in the set
hippitybobbity: @shurtal i think sets always feel slow when we're still figuring them out
Marshall_LR: I like the GB one
Flea_Hastings: You just made The List, you STUPID EDIFICE!
batyn: Dual streaming with you and Gaby is fun
captain_goof: Against Gaby, side into GB Hapatra
captain_scissors: VoodooPuppeteer obviously it's a judgement thing though
Draxxonator: i dont think soul scar mage does much here.
hollywoodmtg: Sorry uncommon I meant
Paranundrox: 3 Elites is so gross
myriadtruths01: that RW deck seems very weak to me but who knows
CSDragon31: OH the streamer showdown is a draft, not the sealed pool
Lord_Hosk: Hey Trick, how come marshall doesn't get to play in the streamer showdowns anymore?
fur_age: no make hapatra jund
Marshall_LR:
Not saying it's better
VoodooPuppeteer: @Bryghtside I'd have to go back and re-listen to it. The bit where they were talking about there only being 2 women there and that there should've been more
captain_scissors: Yeah Resolve looks good
CSDragon31: @LoadingReadyRun, Play them both
TrickJarrett: @Lord_Hosk - Because we hate him
Clench_Eastwood: Hey Marshall, love you podcast, it helped me go 4-1 at the Amonkhet PreRelease. o/
somewhatclever_: @TrickJarrett what is your favorite card or cards from Amonkhet?
TrickJarrett:
hondor64: play both!
Sekunder: what are we boarding for gaby?
SAiconjr: marshall streaming in the afternoon? madness!
hondor64: sideboard to the other game 2
captain_scissors: beetls is real good though
Lord_Hosk: Seems legit
CSDragon31: @LoadingReadyRun, Play the boros one game 1, switch to gb game 2
SirBiffaloEsq: I have a certain love for tah crop elite. Won many games off of two of them and two of the surprise haste bats
LegionofLashes: snake.dek
Draxxonator: big things. crush face.
zebos3: GB looks far better for sealed
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TrickJarrett: @somewhatclever_ - A lot of them.
HoganLong: Hapatra is crazy crazy
CSDragon31: gb deck is low on creatures tho
qrpth: !show override off
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Mossballhaym: Transformative Sideboard
TrickJarrett:
@Marshall_LR - I'll poke into getting you back on the showdown invite list 
hippitybobbity: his his dis snek
BigFMonster: MJ has proven already GB is better then RW.
Marshall_LR: no cycle
hondor64: Game one G/B game two R/W game three whichever one won!
CopperMarten: no cycle
thattheremia: What does the lil cloud mean?
CopperMarten:
Mr_Horrible: hapatra is nutter butters, but she needs a bit of help to be consistent
somewhatclever_: Vizier of the Menagerie is my favorite new card. It immediately made it into my WUBRG Commander deck.
KhorakTheMighty1: womp womp
TimeToFry: Bicycle
Lucaan0102: Calculated
Dr_fragenstien: Never didn't not have it
captain_scissors: what are you trying to cycle into? you already had plays for turn 2, 3 and 4
DapperGentlemancer: Always had it, never didn't have it
TrickJarrett: You guys are really good at Magic
Lord_Hosk: I feel like I need to send him a whole forest of Aloe vera plants for that burn Trick
Theicyhandofdeath: @somewhatclever_ which general do you run?
hascow: mmmm, I wouldn't have exerted there
DuckRunAmok: Didn't you take out the companion?
darthgabri: never didn't have it
Ragephoenix: I like the advice PV gave to pseudo look at is as sort of like Scry 1.
doubleungoodgaming: @LoadingReadyRun how are you doing
All_mankind: come to think of it, the storm counter rarely sits below lethal these days
ferretbadger84: Is there a reason the stream keeps skipping??
Marshall_LR: lol
DapperGentlemancer: @TrickJarrett You forgot the kappa
Ragephoenix: (If this was on top, would you keep it)
SnowB0und: Things I'm thinking about and now you have to think about: A Smurf themed Sublime cover band.
TrickJarrett: Liar
khuasta: thattheremia its how many peple has subscribe or resubscribe today
Namboto: gust walker is a 1.5 power flyee
TrickJarrett: I dare James to ban me
DuckRunAmok: Ah okay
Elevens121: Cycle all your finishers, itll be great
TrickJarrett: I'll call that
Lord_Hosk: Trick is salty today
Marshall_LR: first ever resub -> snap ban
Foxmar320: lol
CopperMarten: do it James, you little ***
CopperMarten: I bet you won;t
Mangledpixel: ferretbadger84 it's fine for me, but it might be because it's at 60fps
Ravynn: The salt
Paranundrox: Get Fugi in here!
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