mikhailkaminsky: That moment when you learn that LRR is playing battlegrounds by means of getting jumpped by them
Dandinstorm12: head for the circle
Rivulatus_: I mean I am at uni so am wearing pants, but if I was at home I would not have pants on.
Tskarrox: awesome thank you
Arclight_Dynamo: Graham "Negligent Discharge" Stark
RainMoth: that's not how you rocket jump
Aenir798: good trigger discipline
Rivulatus_: @Mikhailkaminsky Haha, how long ago was that.
Djshire: Graham, trigger discipline!
mogling: Whats the energy drink do?
All_mankind: healing, a little speed boost
oyleslyck: Not red bull, exactly, in game its called Hot Bull
mikhailkaminsky: I think it was their last game when they had the UAZ
Dandinstorm12: gas can
duaiwe: GIves you wings?
Rivulatus_: I don't think redbull will tell them no.
CavemanKellen: bug
oyleslyck: Damage bug
TheExactSame: GHosts!
Solomon_Kain: glitch
enolan:
naw if it was sponsored it'd be called Red Bull (
Energy Drink
jadedcynic: sniper
Spriteclad: it's a known bug graham
mikhailkaminsky: I super freaked when it said 'you knocked out katestarj'
RainMoth: damage bug
Grimmig_Dunkel: @loadingreadyrun you guys are the Calvin Klein Kill Squad
enolan: no just "energy drink"
Darth_Wooper: I think Red Bull would be ok with this use of their product.
Dandinstorm12: yeah it's a bug
TStodden: Screw Red Bull... Bing is better IMO...
diabore:
Kowasu645: muscle cramp
bv310: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
silenceaux: You stubbed your toe. Twice?
Felipe_Modesto:
lol
Windy_Sails: bad redbull
Windy_Sails: expired
Foxmar320: hmmmm
ExhaustedElox: I think you're being shot.
diabore:
i choose to believe
Dandinstorm12: lets be honest, Venom is the correct engergy drink
GenghisAres: I think the next time you take real damage it fixes itself, not sure though
azninsect: "I'm here for 12 gauge"
Soulsinger_Again: I would pay real money to have this narrated by Ian as Richter.
TStodden: The Zappy Wall is drawing near...
azninsect: arent we all
Dmc3628: what runs Bane is the preferred energy source
bv310: Hold on. Coffee is the correct energy drink
RainMoth: no falldamage 0/10
RassilonDND: time to go?
Dandinstorm12:
suppressor? 
WetPaperSack: Gotta love shortgun suppressors
Macheya: JamesOut
Taichanie: Was that a shotgun supresser?
GenghisAres: @RainMoth there is, but it's at a certain height
rabidwombats: picking up painkillers, damage. Jumping off the roof into a wall, totally fine. Lesson: DRUGS ARE BAD
GoAmpDog2: blue
Macheya: PeaceOut for JamesOut
Windy_Sails: for sneaky blaps
All_mankind: if it goes away when you take real damage, maybe take a little fall?
AugmentingPath: Yeah, the painkiller epidemic is worse than I thought
RealGamerCow: there is fall damage
Lanthess: So when Graham actually takes damage he won't even flinch XD
Dandinstorm12: lots of fall damage
bv310: So can we get a lrrJAMES emote that's just a James-shaped cloud of dust?
Lotus_position: Painkiller epidemic? Is that the gun that shoots shurikens and lightning?
zerg539: shotgun supressors are a real thing and can make a 12 gauge about as loud as a .22lr which while still loud is not ear shattering
Dandinstorm12: oooh a vector
All_mankind: or wait, "i want you to hit me as hard as you can"
RealGamerCow: !ing
LRRbot: nginginginging...
Dandinstorm12:
right suppressors are 
ufo6300: dont need 190 9mil
RainMoth: I like how the barrier is RIGHT THERE
RainMoth: it's like "ayy" and nobody minds"
Navi_Chem: can you blow up the oven
EikoandMog: Vectors aren't shown realistically in this game. They don't jam after two rounds!
AugmentingPath: Lotus_position nah, it's a public health crisis caused by overprescription of opioids and the boost to heroin production caused by the replacement of the Taliban by warlords in Afghanistan, prime opium growing counrty
TheExactSame: I'd like the blue to be more like The Mist
Tokkanada: OMINOUS THUNDER
TheExactSame: but I guess thats genre mixing
Lord_Hosk stomps his feet and runs in place
Lord_Hosk: Go go now
Soulsinger_Again: Is...is the car parked half inside the barrier?
GenghisAres: you could carry more if you wore pants...
Mattmitchell45: "Honey, an Energy Wall moved in Next Door!!!"
Snes_Controller: What is this game?
RainMoth: you guys should explore past the barrier
mchen109: this reminds me of minecraft lol
RainMoth: escape to freedom
Tarukai788: wow harsh
Tarukai788: lol
Tokkanada: Ruh Roh
Djshire: (that was an open-faced ham sandwich)
blast__femur: vicious
DarkNacht: how do none of you drive?
Soulsinger_Again: I'm experiencing fear.
Hesk1el: Like IRL drivers license?
invadergirx: Do you not need cars where you are?
TwilightAvalon:
Ive been riding for 13 years 
1helios1: wow, and here i thought i was abnormal for not having one...
duaiwe:
Graham, given your history, you may want to watch where you point your gun 
Snes_Controller: The concept of adults not having licenses is so weird to me
drrek0: I envy you all. I hate driving, it makes me super nervous but I have to do it
vengeanceauthor: thAt pain killer glitch still tilting me
All_mankind: i find people who can actually drive are too careful driving in videogames
Rivulatus_: That injury bug is so annoying
amythist: yup Hesk1el they live in a city on an island, not a lot of need for everyone to have cars
GoAmpDog2: alex we r leaving
jadedcynic:
yeah, it's making me really edgy 
Lord_Hosk: LOL
Taichanie: Alex had a drivers license beforedidn't he.
Arclight_Dynamo:
All_mankind : Haha! You haven't seen me drive in a game, then. 
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zerg539: and it sounds like you are being hit by sniper fire
Tarukai788: two-wheeled it
bv310: I would go nuts without my driver's license. Driving is my relaxation
NoNane09: @All_mankind you haven't seen me play mario kart
Macheya: That's some Initial D driving right there
Tokkanada:
Kramburger: Never didn't have it
DigitalSeahorse: are you saying girls can't drive?
ShortRound2099: drifting!!
RealGamerCow: they see me rollin
CptMurphey: cars like rivers
ShortRound2099: forge it!
dsavillian: can you give those driving instructions in the style of "rally car?"
mixxling: That was close
TacitusVigil: Is it raining?
WetPaperSack: A Dacia can swim, right?
Snes_Controller: What is this game and how do you play it?
Jimrabbit: that would have been so funny
jadedcynic: slippery roads
oyleslyck: Finest eastern European cold war engineered suspension
bv310: I also live in the fuck-you areas of Northern Saskatchewan, so I'd be hella isolated without a car
KodeMage: I said it yesterday, kate is by far the best driver ive seen of this crew
Djshire: All_mankind I have a drivers license, and car, and I know how to drive carefully IRL and insanely in games
jadedcynic: oh man, there was like six cans
Hesk1el: @amythist This is true, although I live in Australia and didn't have a license til last year LOL, huzzah for public transport
Soulsinger_Again: *shudders as flashbacks of his mother driving EXACTLY like this i the 70s*
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: I mean I've seen Kate successfully land a barrel roll. She's a good driver.
jadedcynic: survivors < 40
Taichanie: ammo is important.
Finalsora811: I mean, I have gas every day. Just not in my car.
AugmentingPath: Kate "gas is important" "Witness Me" Stark
Solomon_Kain: 1 ValueGas is enough for the team
mixxling: wowww
DarkNacht: if you have gas you don't need bullets, the car is your bullet
jadedcynic: NICE 360, kate!
ShortRound2099: still goood
michadalova: kate's driving is so entertaining
CptMurphey: katestark prodriving simulator
t3h_f1gm3nt: Kate "Really Good At Driving" Stark
KartoffelKaiser: Gotta get that guzzliene
Snes_Controller: What is this game, and how is it played?
Xed_Regulus: Kates of Hazzard!
Mattmitchell45: What's gonna happen the first time Graham actually gets shot?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Top 40 hits
Lotus_position:
lrrfFINE
Tokkanada: Kate "Super Canadian" Stark
Macheya: Top 40 is a day 2, I think.
ThatDangSkeleton: 720's like a Fighting Game character
ShortRound2099: aww
Darth_Wooper: F
rabidwombats: its ok, Graham. Your team remains.
RagingTrees: F
SuperGiraffe: Can you try running people over? Drive offensively?
bv310: Nice job, James
BrindleBoar: well well well, Graham PUBGing?
Soulsinger_Again:
@SuperGiraffe That appears to be the default. 
amythist: Snes_Controller game is Playerunknown's Battlegrounds, basically a battle royale game (think hunger games) teams dropped onto island, find weapons, and try and survive
CaptainSpam:
So this game is basically a road trip simulator occasionally interrupted by you dying? 
Beefpants: When will you be left alone to make a life on this island?
Felipe_Modesto: that jump
jadedcynic: the last dude has no helme
Beefpants: Can't we all just get along
bv310: Nice job, Alex
Tokkanada: Thwup
Dandinstorm12: nitce Alex
Decaped: Well, this team took out that team and now only one remains
Felipe_Modesto: haha
mixxling: ripperoni
Rivulatus_: Execution style
Mattmitchell45: Rough
Tarukai788: it's kinder this way
BrindleBoar: oh man the tactical shotty!
Trippzen: That was sick tech
Phothrism: the jukes
RassilonDND: that skill
dsavillian: we all saw the shadow
jadedcynic: death from above
Rivulatus_: So close
Ailura: aww man
Pusherman555: so close!
dsavillian: and it was too late
Dandinstorm12:
That 
ing ninja
underhill33: goddamn
Finalsora811: That was sweet af.
Darth_Wooper: F
Squiidd_pope: Sick plays
t3h_f1gm3nt: wooooow. gotta give props to those guys though\
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: straight batmanned
shmingmaster: spoderman?
RealGamerCow: that dude fragged out
Tregelen:
Lord_Hosk: there were like 12 people on that random * house
2rrr_mirror_breaker: that was brutal
wjmck: the _shadow_
azninsect: wooooow
Lotus_position: !highlight death from above
jadedcynic: WHALE PLAID BOTH LRR and enemies
LRRbot: Highlight added.
J4Y_4NDY: WOW
Macheya: This game looks abysmal.
Tokkanada: Emergent Gameplay
Sparrowfall: Heckin' NINJA
SloMoJFish: !uptime
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koshindan: Needs to be more difficult to finish downed enemies.
All_mankind: i find it's more like hide and seek. whenever anyone gets found it's over for someone
Trippzen: It's a road trip rogue-like
JuniorRoll: it a good game when you lose but love the way you lose
Darth_Wooper:
Lanthess: So that was a "play of the game" right?
Soulsinger_Again: "Hang on guys, I saw this on an episode of VGHS!"
underhill33: One more
Beefpants: Is there a package slider??
mixxling: The unending chant of "one more"
TheMoatman: !highlight spectator mode
J4Y_4NDY: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:48:05.
KidSpanner: Probably restart if you're gonna play another?
2rrr_mirror_breaker:
@Soulsinger_Again VGHS is 
xESKAR: One more
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: Why? Are you going mono naked?
Racolten:
Loving the stream Graham and Co. Keep it up 
KodeMage: this game is so much better than overwatch, more exciting
Lord_Hosk: Im sure that there is a team at Gearbox, and EA right now, working on a clone of this
Snes_Controller: Nice qualifier, G
underhill33: Teach Cam your ways
Dandinstorm12: Get the Cam online
Arclight_Dynamo: Totally gonna flip to Kate's stream after this.
Snes_Controller: "Of this stream"
NoNane09: Well, the gameplay is A+. It doesn't really run that well.
Darth_Wooper: I know that stance...
Kate: yasssss
Kate: YAASSSSS
TacitusVigil: #TeamCameron
ThatDangSkeleton: My Stand [BALCONY DROP] Has NO Weaknesses!
ylegm: yay, more PUBG
xESKAR: ye ye ye
Beefpants: Camtron has been summoned
Arkroma: plox more
RainMoth: link to Kate's stream?
Arkroma: so good
Hesk1el: So everybody to Kate's after this
Dandinstorm12: Graham lol
Tokkanada: @ThatDangSkeleton So much awesome
Ta_Panda: pubg for daaaaays
TheMetalupis: twitch.tv/kate
Trippzen: Lord_Hosk And they shall call it...Battlefieldgroundearth
Beefpants: omg there are shadows!
Lanthess: Graham is not allowed in the office. Paul kicks him out at night.
Darth_Wooper: Somebody would have to drop out for Cam to get in.
Mattmitchell45: FF15, this game..... It's the year of the Road Trip
TwilightAvalon:
Graham has wife and tiny human to look after
Kate: ty @TheMetalupis
TacitusVigil: Lanthess : Stupid Paul clones.
DoodlestheGreat: @lord_hosk, probably not. It's an area they would be outclassed in from the start.
Dandinstorm12: G is dropping
oKingsWild: wait are there other LRR streams? If graham leaves how do i get my fill of the crew?
ufo6300:
Lord_Hosk i belive gearbox is done with games other than bl3 for a while, at least i hope 
RoastedGravy: Hey.
Beefpants: It was invasion of the shadowless people
TacitusVigil: Hello Gravy
Felipe_Modesto: may god have mercy on your soul
RoastedGravy: Anybody here watched the new episode of Yu-Gi-Oh VRAINS?
Dandinstorm12: you madman
Dandinstorm12: island
Flea_Hastings: For all the marbles. And Chicken. Marbled Chicken.
underhill33: Carpe Diem
jadedcynic: go big or go home
RoastedGravy: Even if you’re not a YGO fan, you should watch it.
RoastedGravy: It’s pretty sweet.
BaronVonShotgun: SLay
Tokkanada: Eff it we'll do it live!
silenceaux: Just do it and be legends, man.
Taichanie: High rez *** vs low rez ass.
Dmc3628: please be like the chickens from the Ultimate Epic Battle Sim
KartoffelKaiser: just punch EVERYONE to death
t3h_f1gm3nt: balls of steel!
BaronVonShotgun: slay, queen
BrindleBoar: that's not chicken dinner, that's peacock for a first course
Dandinstorm12: drop by the bridge
BaronVonShotgun: SLAY!!!!
Solomon_Kain:
C Dot!!! 
Ok_We_Live_Here_Now: Graham: if you need to update the graphics drivers there IS actually a way to get the proper AMD drivers
Macheya: Incoming highlight in 3 ...
Windy_Sails: C Dot!!
Soulsinger_Again: Lerroy Jenkins....?
Dandinstorm12:
jadedcynic: @Flea_Hastings chicken marballa
Trippzen: Crater into the water?
Pusherman555: its gonna be a blood bath
Beefpants: Been on the stairmaster Graham?
azninsect: air fights!
Pusherman555: glorious!
NoNane09: Well someone just went the wrong way
ylegm: quick run
SharkHero08: Nock the out of the air
CptMurphey: graham I hope you are ready to fist a man to death
Moonspeak721: midair punch fight?
Trippzen: Can you ram people while skydiving? Or fly by them and punch them in the head?
Mattmitchell45: The Second you Hit the Ground....PUNCH!
mercano82: It's going to be a wrestling match once they hit hte game.
RoastedGravy: No one watched the first episode of Yu-Gi-Oh VRAINS?!
duaiwe: Well, *someone's* going to make it out of the military base. WHy not you?
mercano82: hit the ground
jadedcynic: @Trippzen I doubt it
Djshire: HOLY ***
Dandinstorm12: soooo many
Solomon_Kain: If you are good at combat its a great strat.
silenceaux: It's like drafting the best colour of a set.
RoastedGravy: Am I the only YGO nerd here?
ShortRound2099: I mean if it's over quickly, you can run it back for one more right?
Windy_Sails: Graham dont get caught on William Board
RoastedGravy:
Dandinstorm12: JAMESOUT
DarkNacht: land fast
DoodlestheGreat: This'll be a fast game.
mixxling: I have a bad feeling about this drop
Under_5core: It's like going for the cornucopia at the beginning of the Hunger Games.
KartoffelKaiser: Start punching!
mercano82: James gets to clean up.
Dandinstorm12: superman punch them G
Squiidd_pope: *** son
Lord_Hosk: Winning is one strat getting kilss is the other strat. 1 kill is worth more than a whole match win
Dmc3628: here comes Roman Reigns superman punching errybody
Darth_Wooper: This will end quickly. Well or poorly, it won't take long.
Djshire: #FragOut
RoastedGravy: Why is Graham only in his underwear?
Arkroma: #fraggin'out
Windy_Sails: Spicy C Dot is the best
jadedcynic: and now we learn the melee mechanics
Dandinstorm12:
superman punching
bv310: @RoastedGravy Style points
RassilonDND: hope they add knives
RoastedGravy: M-kay.
Beefpants: Flee graham! Save yourself!
BrindleBoar: oh noooo!
KartoffelKaiser:
BrindleBoar: hahaha
RoastedGravy: I would’ve gone with a “don’t worry about it.”
TheExactSame: One more?
KartoffelKaiser: almost had it!
Tokkanada: RIP
GenghisAres: @Windy_Sails Alvin, Simon, Or Theodore?
TStodden: Roasted, it's been the running trend for the night.
Jimrabbit:
Abcxyq: Go James!
Dandinstorm12: Crossbow kill
Mattmitchell45: ONE MORE....after this!
Lanthess: Well, we might get another game after all...
Beefpants: F
Darth_Wooper: F
Dandinstorm12: F
azninsect: F\
RoastedGravy: James “I’m a-coming” Turner
rabidwombats: lol
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: F
Squiidd_pope: F
RagingTrees:
blast__femur: frag out
2rrr_mirror_breaker: !jamesout
LRRbot: James Out /james out/ To deliberately run away, often after your teammates have died. Typically involves running away from enemies and getting shot in the back.
Ailura: military base was a bad idea lol
SimonBGoth: !uptime
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RealGamerCow: #fragout #onemore
senshi5609: well with that fast round one more
All_mankind: the crossbow finally was useful
ylegm:
bv310: This guy has a great "Gotta poop" run animation
Phothrism: ahaha
t3h_f1gm3nt: GDI james
Dandinstorm12: that's a pistol
Mattmitchell45: You gotta hit the ground punching, Graham!
rabidwombats: "one more" is the Stark Motto
TStodden: Note to self: S'Mores Milkshake... NOT Great...
Phothrism:
here are my guns
KartoffelKaiser: I got *these* guns
Darth_Wooper:
jadedcynic:
@RoastedGravy it's the team uniform
countz3r0: That was NOT the chicken dinner.
CaptainSpam: "I've got THESE guns! *tears off shirt sleeves*"
Beefpants: Dominated [x] Not dominated [ ]
RoastedGravy: Team Tidy Whities, ROLL OUT.
mercano82: James is taking us to the gun show.
Macheya: James preceded to have the most epic gunfight in the history of PUBG.
Tokkanada: Winner Winner cannibalism dinner!
RealGamerCow: That was not chicken dinner. That was a Carl's Jr combo.
jadedcynic: frag grenade back there
Lanthess: James will bring home the chicken dinner for us all!
azninsect: welp
Dandinstorm12: HAHAHA
Squiidd_pope: RIP
jadedcynic: game set match
Abcxyq: welp
Ailura: geezus
Trippzen: I mean, landing at the military base still seems like great firefight practice
t3h_f1gm3nt: well that was fast lol
Lanthess: nevermind that......
BillTheCat: rip
shmingmaster: lol, gg
Dandinstorm12: so don't do that again....
RoastedGravy: WOO
Darth_Wooper: F
StrykRedkite: F
delta__vee: F
RoastedGravy: BOSTON PIZZA
Arclight_Dynamo: F
Beefpants: F
Beefpants: pwnt
RoastedGravy: Is Boston pizza good?
Dandinstorm12: mmm now I want pizza
TheExactSame: Nope
Tokkanada: Team Tiddy Whiddys
Windy_Sails: F
BrindleBoar: maybe try some of the houses outside the military base, then go in for gravy?
AnOddSmith: @roastedgravy, its the definition of average
Beefpants: You need some more stylish undies
Macheya: That wasn't a chicken dinner, that was a Chick-fil-a spicy chicken combo.
All_mankind: one more turn. . .
Darth_Wooper: Of course you could, James.
Soulsinger_Again: @Trippzen It looks like good practice for catching bullets in your teeth if nothing else....
PixlRush: I just got here what is this
goblinranger: its so so
Dandinstorm12: so like Toppers
RoastedGravy: Well, thank God I don’t live in Boston.
Finalsora811: Did they win the last one? i missed it.
Mattmitchell45: Which is your favorite Fake-American-Canadian Chain?
KinoGami: i like boston pizza's pasta and nachos...
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Juliamon: It's also completely unrelated to Boston
zerg539: that was a topgear classic moment Ambitious But Rubbish
jadedcynic: CAVEAT: what LRR says: YMMV
Dusk_Shine: @Dandinstorm12 you take that back, Toppers is lovely
TheExactSame: Oh, yeah. neither are good
Arclight_Dynamo: RoastedGravy : I've never been. But it's a "casual dining" place like Applebees. Also, it's notorious for having very high calorie, high salt content.
RoastedGravy:
Or maybe I should curse God for putting me in Florida.
Kthanid: BP, where you go for office christmas parties.
karpma: that kevin o'leary trash
TStodden: That was more like Chicken McNuggets last game...
Dandinstorm12: @Dusk_Shine toppers sticks are
Tokkanada: Imean. Boston Pizza is like a friggin Lifeline when you've been on a military base for months
All_mankind: Boston Cucumber is Swedish
mixxling: Do Canadians call Canadian bacon something different?
jadedcynic: @LoadingReadyRun NO, NOT Kevin o'Leary
PixlRush: Oh Boston Pizza, that place is satisfactory.
AnOddSmith: @roastedgravy, it's not actually in boston. Its a canadian chain
bv310: Boston Pizza has great kettle chips
rarermonsters: Wait... what do you guys call Canadian Bacon?
jadedcynic: Boston Pizza was Jim
NathanJay787: "Boston Pizza: because i have a 6 AM flight tomorrow and I need some HOT BROWN"
Elspeth_Tirel: Just ham?
keepinitbeef: Why isn't kate streamer her POV?
RoastedGravy: @AnOddSmith Well, that is just confusing.
Dusk_Shine: @Dandinstorm12 We had a Toppers at Purdue my first couple of years
Darth_Wooper: I've never been to Boston, but I'm pretty sure there are at least a few good pizza places there.
solahwin_tampramain: we can see the curten
hondor64: oh come on Graham. They have a Pizza burger. a Burger that is also a pizza!!!!!
Taichanie: Ah Canada. Were we have NY fries and Boston pIzza.
RoastedGravy: Why not call it Canada Pizza?
Dusk_Shine:
@Dandinstorm12 then they moved
jadedcynic: but menus vary by region (as to the quality cooking staff)
Arclight_Dynamo: G's got that wrong. O'Leary isn't the Boston Pizza guy. It's a *different* guy on Dragon' Den who is.
Snes_Controller: No DONG noise
KinoGami: canadian 2 for 1 also has a cheeseburger pizza
AnOddSmith: @roastedgravy, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Dandinstorm12: @Dusk_Shine frankly toppers should just serve toppers sticks
Snes_Controller: 0/10, no pan colliding sound effect
PixlRush: No pan noise, !game bad.
Juliamon: Boston does have good pizza, North End style is pretty similar to NY style if that's your jam
Beefpants: Draw straws on who gets eaten firsyt
azninsect:
oh, its fyre fest
Tregelen: ah yes, arrowheadgasmask cenobite
Dusk_Shine: @Dandinstorm12 the wings are solid
ylegm: number 16 for pubg streams, not too bad
oKingsWild: As an American, Labbat is the best layer night beer run beverage of choice.
Kthanid: Hey Canada gave you all the Hawaiian Pizza what else do you want?
Trippzen: So the frying pan makes NO noise on contact but that dude had 2 crossbow bolts sticking out of his head from 2 different directions
RoastedGravy: I thought the pizza you guys were talking about was in Boston, not Canada.
Snes_Controller: Ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire
TacitusVigil: Darth_Wooper : There's this local hole in the wallI found called "Sbarros" in Boston; AMAZING pizza.
Ailura: naked, on fire, running around with a pan, classic
korvys:
No frying pan noise? Guess I'm not buying this game
RoastedGravy: WHY MUST THE CHAIN LIE TO ME?!
EikoandMog: Pan does make a slight gonging noise, it's just very light.
Elspeth_Tirel: So who's all playing? Graham, Kate, and who else?
Dandinstorm12: @Dusk_Shine you can get good wings lots of places
hondor64: not a cheeseburger pizza. a Burger. that is a pizza. so it's like a calzone with a burger patty in the middle.
PixlRush: The pan is giving me TF2 flashbacks
RoastedGravy: Graham, Kate, James, and Alex
Elspeth_Tirel: ty
bv310: Kevin O'Leary's a sack.
TStodden: The regional pizza place started adding Fries & Ranch Dressing drizzle to their Bacon Cheeseburger pizzas
rarermonsters: That was almost weird, because for some reason every single person who owns a pizza chain in America is a huge megaconservative activist/politician
Dusk_Shine: @Dandinstorm12 i mean like...for a pizza chain
bv310: and not the good kinf
Tokkanada: Top 80 Woooooo
Dandinstorm12: that's not how that works G
Juliamon: Best pizza chains in Boston are Regina and Sal's
jadedcynic:
@RoastedGravy why do you have pizza places in NYC called "Tony's Little Italy"? Boston is 'exotic' to Canadians
Macheya: How are people dying already?
Antitonic: No kabong = no kabuy.
Arclight_Dynamo: RoastedGravy : Haha, no. It's a Canadian chain that uses the name Boston. But I don't feel bad - apparently Boston has restaurants that are Canada-themed.
Dandinstorm12: @Dusk_Shine well ok
quiksil102: there is a bostons here in maryland. i had never heard of if before. it was very meh
Navi_Chem: bit of a fast count there alex
duaiwe: rarermonsters i mean, they're a business executive, so yes.
RoastedGravy: Fair enough.
Soulsinger_Again: This new season of Survivor is surprisingly watchable.
TacitusVigil:
RoastedGravy: I live in Florida.
TheExactSame: yeah. Malls Everywhere
Darth_Wooper: How have 1/4 of the players died already?
Squiidd_pope: Subaro is a *** MASSIVE chain
Navi_Chem: Sbarro is like mall pizza
RassilonDND: how are you guys spotting cars so cleariy from the plane?
sydpreviouslyheadache: they're a giant hole in a wall
Mattmitchell45: East Side Marios, Boston Pizza, and Ny Fries....all Canadian
BillTheCat: I saw a sbarro in israel
RoastedGravy: The only food we have here is what we can wrestle from pelicans.
Serifina: Sbarrios are all over the place here in Florida
mastershake29x: sbarro is a huge chain, mostly in malls
ylegm: I've seen sbarro in other countries
ShortRound2099: yeah Sbarro mall pizza
TacitusVigil: Sorry, it's a The Office obscure joke.
TwilightAvalon: We have Sabaro in FLORIDA
Dandinstorm12: Waterworld is full of bullasts
Solomon_Kain: Sbarro is in every mall everywhere, I live in California
rarermonsters: Then again, people in Seattle act like their Starbucks is a big deal so who knows what is normal
SharkHero08: S'baro my want to pass itself off on a local hole in the wall
Dusk_Shine: We have a local chain called HotBox Pizza. It is baller as hell
jadedcynic: AGAIN, with franchises, the quality will vary from region to region
CommandoJE: Its a local global chain
RoastedGravy: Sbarro is a weird place.
RoastedGravy: I dunno.
duaiwe: rarermonsters no, we don't.
FITorion: I had Sbarro is Russia...
Beefpants: Its like ghetto venice
RoastedGravy: I don’t actually eat there.
TStodden: Sbarro WAS in my mall, BEFORE their Bankruptcy...
misteline: Sbarro mall pizza confirmed here in VA
RoastedGravy: Because I don’t live near a mall.
Dandinstorm12:
you know what has good pizza? Marcus Theatres
KartoffelKaiser: As a Seattlite, there are so many better places for coffee in Seattle than Starbucks.
Beefpants: You go bunting on drums of radioactive waste
Snes_Controller: Check your mirrors
Tokkanada: HOOOOLY
Dandinstorm12: that's a good loot pile
RoastedGravy: Like I said, the only food here is what you can wrestle from either pelicans or alligators.
Juliamon: Our malls had Sbarro... then it was replaced by Regina... and now it's becoming Sbarro again
RoastedGravy: And both are equally annoying.
rarermonsters: @duaiwe It's okaay, in PDX we pretend Voodoo donuts is amazing
KartoffelKaiser: There is, however, a Starbucks on every corner. That is not an exageration
Alephred: Do you not start with pants or socks?
saint4fools: holy dang Graham
Lotus_position: Our local pizza chain is Digiornios. The price of living near Chicago, but actually near enough to attract a local chain.
Dandinstorm12: accquire backpack
Dandinstorm12: naw
Beefpants: Pants made of meat
TacitusVigil: Juliamon : The circle of life.
mastershake29x: @Alephred you can, but why would you?
PixlRush: Aw cam left
Djshire: Cam is not in chat
RoastedGravy: DiGiorno’s is a pizza chain?
RoastedGravy: I thought it was just frozen pizza.
Darth_Wooper: Cam left to purchase and download this game.
Trippzen: KartoffelKaiser Yeah, I don't even drink coffee but I lived in Seattle and Starbucks is just the Walmart of coffee
MrWrann: It's not in the backpack when it's in the gun
t3h_f1gm3nt: man someone is just straight punching people out somewhere
PixlRush: Grab the pan graham
mercano82: It's not taking up room in your pocket if it's in your gun.
Beefpants: Camtron run autoexec.bat
CaptainSpam: I do appreciate a Mellow Mushroom pizza now and then.
Lotus_position: That's the joke. /wolfcastle
Tokkanada: !highlight one for each cheek my dude
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Djshire: CaptainSpam drugs?
Dandinstorm12: that noise
PixlRush: You need to be panning people
Snes_Controller: Such is life
BillTheCat: the level 1 vest with no shirt is a very Quiet look
silenceaux: Watching the kill feed is kinda nuts. Like 7 people just punched each other to death
Taichanie: Graham needs some glace.
damullet14: CaptainSpam: The only time I would expect a pizza to be described as 'mellow' is because that's not oregano
Dandinstorm12: pan people you've KOed
bv310:
I wish I could eat mushrooms. They seem like a fun world of flavours. Stupid allergy 
Under_5core: Why didn't graham put on those pants?
Beefpants: Grahams package is right in my eyeline
KartoffelKaiser: @Trippzen That's a great comparison.
All_mankind: you can pan for gold
CommandoJE: Immediate patch: You need to be able to dual wield frying pans
Alephred: How long does one round of PUBG usually take?
goblinranger: i suppose you could fill both with gas
Arclight_Dynamo:
No, the gas can is the filter you screw into the mask.
Macheya: People knock Starbucks but I've never found a better place for cold coffee.
CaptainSpam: Djshire: Pizza chain headquartered in Atlanta. Nationwide now, just not everywhere.
Lotus_position: Graham running with the AK and M16. Going for the star-crossed lovers tactic, I see.
TheExactSame: nice place
Kronopticon: dual-wielding frying pans like sanji from one piece?
solahwin_tampramain: @arclight_dynamo wow good
PixlRush: So this is just Hunger Games + Teams
Arclight_Dynamo:
mjihde: Wow, already down to 55 left
firehazard_k: Can you but the baseball hat on backwards
Djshire: CaptainSpam ok. You have to understand why I thought different...
Dusk_Shine: @Kronopticon you mean like the one time he fought the ramen dude with chef knives
Aenir798: @LoadingReadyRun Remember to change to burst-fire
Beefpants: Maybe you can use a gas mask as a box
Darth_Wooper: A white balcony with a white balcony...
PixlRush: YEs, 3-bullet burst best mode
Navi_Chem: is there a canonical reason for why this game is occuring
Dandinstorm12: I'd stay on single until someone gets close
Dandinstorm12: Get inna woods Alex?
Kronopticon: @dusk_shine yeahhhhhh
Dandinstorm12: robts
Dandinstorm12: LOL
Rocketman210: this feels like a real building designed by an idiot
CaptainSpam: Could just be a balcony closet.
mogling: I lived in a house that had a closet you could only access from the upstairs porch.
SupernormalStep: Parkour!
Dandinstorm12: for storing balcony chairs
Arclight_Dynamo: I mean, this building is cobbled together from seacans, so...
Jimrabbit:
on that jump
t3h_f1gm3nt: sick hops there G
Dusk_Shine: Hey, any hoosiers in the chat can vouch for Indiana pizza chains?
PixlRush: This looks like a building in my first-year architecture course.....
BillTheCat: Mogling was it a utility closet?
Beefpants: next thing, the designer of that room is in chat and sheds a tear
Dandinstorm12: 50 secs
ardias014: It could be a small green house thingy
Swamplor: something terrible happened in that room and they plastered over the door
mogling: No, it was just a closet. House was built in 1904 tho.
Darth_Wooper: Blue line closing in soon, Graham.
BillTheCat: ah, ok
ExhaustedElox: "Pills here!"
Lanthess: Is James gone?
Hesk1el: Where did James go?
PixlRush: Why do backpacks have levels?
Dandinstorm12: Where did James go?
RassilonDND: lvl 3 and sa scar!
Alephred: Who's on the LRR squad? I think I hear Kate and Alex?
TheMoatman: how do you split stacks in this game?
azninsect: graham, kate, alex and james
Macheya: Graham, didn't you pick up a L3 backpack in one of the early games?
PixlRush: Kate Alex James and G
SuperGiraffe: Kate Alex James and graham
damullet14: Alephred : and Jams
2rrr_mirror_breaker: also james is here
Darth_Wooper: Alephred Kate, Alex, and James.
Mattmitchell45: BURST!
BillTheCat: Graham has all the ammo
Dusk_Shine: good lordy it is storming hard outside
scoutybrown: use m16 plez not scar
KartoffelKaiser: If it's the roof and the floor, is the building a plank?
Djshire: Dusk_Shine where you at?
ArmadilloAL: Isn't a combination roof and floor, like, one step away from the sub-ocean?
Dandinstorm12: full auto? Madman
Dusk_Shine: @Djshire right by indianapolis
Macheya: Phrasing?
Arclight_Dynamo: G: Burst?
ExhaustedElox: "Jamaica Avenue...."
Soulsinger_Again: SeaWorld Orlando is different than I remember.
PixlRush: Full Auto only mode
TheExactSame: This has just been a holiday so far
Dandinstorm12: chat, we all know burst for close and single for range
Djshire: Soulsinger_Again after the movie Balck Fish, everything changed...
Asterysk_Mike: no pants want?
PixlRush: Now when's someone just gonna get picked off
Navi_Chem: can you in theory lucksack into landing at the final zone?
Dandinstorm12: no pants no questions
WetPaperSack: Get the pills, G
Dandinstorm12: @Navi_Chem yarp
Macheya: How would you know?
azninsect: catte!
Alephred: How long do rounds typically last? I think I would like to play Robinson Crusoe in sunny abandoned New Orleans or wherever this is.
WetPaperSack: On the tarp
Djshire: KATTE
Dusk_Shine: i can hear cat
SupernormalStep: Cattte
silenceaux: catte pls
PixlRush: That would be awesome
t3h_f1gm3nt: cat pls
Tokkanada: Catte newww
CptMurphey: RIP alex
AdeleDawn: catte pls
Aenir798: Meow
EikoandMog: cat pls
Dandinstorm12: Cat why
Jimrabbit: catte pls
bv310: Catte pls
Snes_Controller: What's your cat's name?
Navi_Chem: Catte is a spy!
talosparoxi:
nebulosDisconcertion: catte pls
goblinranger: lol
PixlRush: Alex has a catte?
underhill33: The last words of Alex Steacy: "Catte no!"
Darth_Wooper:
!
DoodlestheGreat: Catte wants to play.
mogling: What do the grips do?
WetPaperSack: Across the bridge, on the tarp
Dandinstorm12: Katze bitte
Taichanie: Catte please. Please Catte.
SupernormalStep: Swan dive into the water Graham
Nerdshome: other roof Grahm for pills
Dusk_Shine: catloaf?
AintGotNoPantsOn: this is the perfect time to plug the twitter @alexscatpoems
jakale: there's a meow and alex goes quiet as the cat starts playing
CaptainSpam:
No, Alex isn't asking for a medkit in-game. His cat just scratched him up in a panic.
Djshire: Nerdshome so they're roofies?
scoutybrown: boi you have a scope
AintGotNoPantsOn: an example: "Hello catteYou are sitting in my lapAnd I am not wearing pantsAre we playing trust games with your claws?Catte plsPls"
Taichanie: Iron sights are sights....
duaiwe: Advantage of not wearing pants is that walking around in the water is way easier!
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Nerdshome: @Djshire that was terrible
Dandinstorm12: 4x? Gas
duaiwe: (this is not true in game)
thepandaman2000: does this game have fall damage?
Dandinstorm12:
Under_5core:
PixlRush: 4x scope best scope
Djshire laughs manically at Nerdshome
CommandoJE: I feel like this place would smell terrible in real life
mjihde: No pistol, Graham?
Dandinstorm12: also yeah have another 5 yellows @Djshire
Finalsora811: CREAM OF THE CROP!
Snes_Controller: Oh that's nice
korvys: This place seems legit. I'm surprised you haven't been here much before.
Snes_Controller: So how does this game progress? How do teams find other teams?
Lanthess: Die or win trying!
Macheya: Is that a sickle?
J4Y_4NDY: Stark-a-mania is gonna run wild on you!
EscherichiaCole: deny it to other people?
Djshire: Dandinstorm12 if this was footie I'd be missing so many matches
Dandinstorm12: @Snes_Controller the circle closes
mercano82: The ammo you pick up can't be shot at you.
Ragephoenix: There is a barrier that at timed intervals closes in @Snes_Controller
Dandinstorm12: @Djshire be grateful
croisvoix1: korvys Lots of open ground
DarkNacht: get up high
TheWanderingNomad: Clothing is for aesthetics mostly right?
Juliamon: Snes_Controller the blue barrier slowly squeezes everyone into the same area
Mattmitchell45: Take up a defensive position by the road?
TStodden: About HALF of the players have died & they have moved much...
PixlRush: Get the high ground
Mattmitchell45: *shrug*
Taichanie: you shot a lot of rounds when you had 8x scope.
BrindleBoar: Snes_Controller the battlefield gradually contracts, so eventually you have no choice but to battle to the death. Most players attempt to accelerate this process.
0x6772: Yeah, cluster together so a grenade can take you all out together. ;^>
Dandinstorm12: shottssss
Macheya: Scope Boys and War Girls?
TheAinMAP: Somewhat near a vehicle I'd imagine.
Dandinstorm12: hills in the way
mercano82: shots and shots and shots and shots
PixlRush: THE PAN
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