JustAConspiracy: @Kuolar thats just proof this takes place in the united states in 5 years.
Feldheim_C: Canadian tux!
ObsceneSymphony: @Carbonylcookie it's cool too because there are definitely points in the book where it;s clear that Virgil wasn't 100% on the Roman propaganda train
Carbonylcookie: @ObsceneSymphony Ohhh *** that makes sense. I just can't deal with how shitty he is to Dido and how self-righteous he is.
JustAConspiracy: what's the cooldown on the !highlight command?
Kramburger: Cam's actually pretty loaded up now
Beefpants: I wonder if you can get a Dacia in right hand drive
Voxlunch: wow this game cleans up real nice
AdmiralMemo: Why the footprints on the walls though?
MrJWhit: Cam is go for good
Carbonylcookie: @Buttayobred And Borscht
Arclight_Dynamo: Hi Alex!
mtvcdm: Hey Alex.
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: Hi Alex.
JustAConspiracy: Alex!
diabore: when did this become a pants stream? i came here for a no pants stream
functionaly_insane: Alex!!
azninsect: duuuuuriftooooo
EikoandMog: Alex is here! Talking Sim can begin :V
MrJWhit:
Alex sounds weird in that mic 
Beefpants: All you need is a small cluster of supercomputers and it looks great
JustAConspiracy: Get in loser, we're going shopping
Hesk1el: Feeling better Alex?
Kramburger: Cam's overdressed
azninsect: we initial D now
breathlessisthehunt: Get in loser!
Buttayobred:
Alex, how are you feeling? Hope youre getting better 
Havok4: I love how cam is the best dressed here
ObsceneSymphony: @Carbonylcookie I mean, you could almost attribute his bluntness with Dido to just him being a human disaster
Carbonylcookie: @ObsceneSymphony It's hard to tell, with all the translations
Foxmar320: Run away!
JustAConspiracy: !highlight Get in loser, we're going shopping
mastershake29x: graham shows up, and so did pants
LRRbot: Highlight added.
t3h_f1gm3nt: hey alex!
Tarukai788: Alex!
azninsect: hope youre feeling better Alex
Beefpants: Akina Red Suns
MistahFixIt: Bonus Alex?!
Voxlunch: Afternoon sleep was a good idea
MerrimanLyon: Can you get in another team's car by accident?
MistahFixIt: Such decadence!
Foxmar320: Voxlunch hope you're feeling better
Voxlunch: LMAO
MrJWhit: Ooooooh, I'm a smart man
Tarukai788: mmm, afternoon sleep
duaiwe: HAH
AdmiralMemo: !highlight I'm Kate!
TwilightAvalon: Afternoon Sleep = Best Girl @Voxlunch
TStodden: G'Evening Alex. Feeling better, I assume?
jonlevir: #BlameJordan
MerrimanLyon: And be like "Hey guys! Hitchin' a ride!"
Foxmar320: lol
t3h_f1gm3nt: #JeejWorstDriver
cfpreston: im not
fantusta: Never didn't have it
auxv: Quick!!! Impromptu talking sim
azninsect:
Jeej 
JustAConspiracy: I now regret highlighting my last highlight
Kramburger: Like A Glove
Voxlunch:
Jeej driving 
TheMadPunter: high level strats
rarermonsters: Never didn't have it
dougma: KAte best driver
duaiwe: Cam is the best driver.
diabore: james
senshi5609: Kate
JustAConspiracy: graham
blast__femur: calculated
jonlevir: #GrahamBestDriver
EleventhOcean: OMG BEAR IS DRIVING! HOW CAN THAT BEEEE!
mastershake29x: kate best driver
Rivulatus_: James
Kidror: No, Kate leaves the car flipped
Kuolar: #blameKate
slopoppotamus: Cam
Contiguouskittycat: Exactly, Kate isn't driving. Alex is.
NathanJay787: james
Foxmar320:
Cam is 
korvys: Jeej is the only one I've seen do a backflip
azninsect: Cam
Ta_Panda: Kate
AdmiralMemo: !highlight I'm Kate! You've been saying that all night, Alex.
Hesk1el: Kate.....?
Kidror: Kate is the best driver
TheMadPunter: #KateBestDriver
Carbonylcookie: @ObsceneSymphony Aeneius is USELESS tbh
cfpreston: alex
Trippzen: Jeej is the best driver
LCPONY: best driver
All_mankind: the cars are so well balanced
rarermonsters: Kat r bestdriveman!
Juliamon: !highlight Pro Jeej-driving strats
ardias014: Kate is best driver!
vegasturm: Alex best driver
Havok4: Their good drivers grompt
slopoppotamus: Alex, actually
ShushOttoman: weirdly, cam
Sylenctone: kate is best driver
Rivulatus_: Kate worst drive
MistahFixIt is actually pr. good video game driver...
azninsect: Cam or Alex
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: Jeej is the best.
Solomon_Kain:
Penelope is a better driver than kate. 
TheWanderingNomad: AHAHAHAHAHA
Buttayobred: I love how Cam was alone and was fully geared and then got picked up by naked people in a car
Carbonylcookie: I want borscht now......
AdmiralMemo: !highlight I'm Kate!
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Taichanie: That clip made a the vlog.
EOstby:
Chat is the best driver.
mtvcdm: We have a clip that says you got into a car with an enemy squad, Kate.
ObsceneSymphony: @Carbonylcookie not even Virgil would argue with you
silverthundr: Everyone sucks
ShushOttoman: He's a good and careful driver.
Ard_Rhys: jeej best driver
Sylenctone:
Foxmar320: Cam is best driver. I have not seen him flip a car yet
MistahFixIt: I wonder if this game will let you J-Turn into a reverse....
LCPONY: beej is best driver
azninsect:
brakes
JQuill7: brakes are for casuals
TheExactSame: if you're braking your losing
Xed_Regulus: It's almost midnight, and I work in the morning, but this is fine, right?
wonderloey: Perfectly. HA
senshi5609: My Kate vote is kinda bias, I am a Katriot
Kidror: Kate's the best driver, cause if you leave her in the passenger seat she'll hit the driver with a pan
t3h_f1gm3nt: "Perfectly"
megrim25: Parked on James
Rivulatus_: "Nope, I saw nothign
The_Voices: cars have breaks?
MrJWhit: Rocks are breaks, right?
TStodden: In games, most people don't know the definition of "brake" (probably confusing it with "break").
Carbonylcookie: @ObsceneSymphony Sigh. Romans needed better cultural heroes
Kramburger: I'm a little concerned about the amount of time Cam is spending in Graham's office
AdmiralMemo:
We can run the car on bandages?
ObsceneSymphony: @Carbonylcookie at least they had satire!
Questhere: perfect parallel parking and in the wheels were parallel with the ground
All_mankind: it was the most Ace Ventura driving i've seen in a game
Carbonylcookie: I actually REALLY want borscht now....
Foxmar320: Nice lol
Xed_Regulus: Kate Duke of the Dukes of Hazzard gender-swap remake.
Beefpants: "I meant to do that"
TwilightAvalon: I like how Kate and Graham sound like theyre having just normally sibling conversations about driving, but its all video game occurrences
ObsceneSymphony: what IS borscht?
Hesk1el: I'm going on an adventure! *world implodes during car crash*
TStodden: Borsct? It's a Beet Stew, IIRC...
Foxmar320:
oh
Arclight_Dynamo: ObsceneSymphony: Beet and cabbage soup. It's great.
All_mankind: the reason we call beets communist cucumber
Carbonylcookie: @ObsceneSymphony They had The Golden Ass, which is a gen of vulgarity, drama, and bestiality
AdmiralMemo: ObsceneSymphony It's a soup of some sort? I think it's served cold?
Carbonylcookie: Gem*
ObsceneSymphony: beet is good so borscht is good
Voxlunch: curse yoooooou
Foxmar320: Nooooo Cam nooooo
ObsceneSymphony: pickled beet best beet though
JustAConspiracy: !highlight RIP CAM
Foxmar320:
AdmiralMemo: JIMMY NO!
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Carbonylcookie: @ObsceneSymphony pickled ANYTHING best anything
MrJWhit: Time for Nihilist Arby's?
TStodden: Borscht is served hot within a cold room, I think...
LCPONY: are bog starks in the house ?
Foxmar320:
t3h_f1gm3nt:
ConchShell_VII: dam't
LCPONY: both*
rarermonsters: @MrJWhit I prefer Kim Kiirkigaardashian
mastershake29x: blame pants
Kramburger: !onemore
LRRbot: The traditional chant of the degenerate james at the end of any game ever forevers at the end of the round. "One more?"
Kidror: LCPONY Yeah they are
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: F
AdmiralMemo:
LCPONY What's a Bog Stark?
ObsceneSymphony: @Carbonylcookie has the right idea. this is a person i can get along with
Sylenctone: f
All_mankind: "Burgers & Borscht" is the scariest part of Watchmen i think
senshi5609: Bad start, Cam was the only one who had half way decent gear
MistahFixIt: They are not occupying the same building, but Kate and Graham are playing the same game yes
JustAConspiracy: I shot a man in reno, just to watch myself die.
LCPONY: dream team stark xD !
Carbonylcookie: @ObsceneSymphony I need to go get pickles now
Solomon_Kain: can't really res in the middle of a firefight...
TheMetalupis: keep rollin rolllin rollin Jeej
Arclight_Dynamo: ObsceneSymphony: Hm... I should pickle some beets when they hit the farmers' market...
Djshire: Thank you Cam, Jeej, Graham, and Kate for the stream. Gnite everyone
TheWanderingNomad: Cam when you shoot a man aren't they suppose to die, not you?
ObsceneSymphony: @Carbonylcookie i happen to have a large jar of pickles in front of me
Taichanie: Voxlunch. Did you install chipset drivers from intel when you built that PC? It seems you like some of your issues might be hard drive issues. (Sorry I know how annoying it can be to try and get tech support from chat.)
hondor64: protip shoot the bad man's before he shoots you
aesir_blade: So James owes us 6/25 of a 24h stream?
ObsceneSymphony: @Arclight_Dynamo DO IT
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: Good night djshire.
iammorthos: This game in multiplayer is fantastic streaming! Ya'll dig streaming it i take it?
Samwise_r:
The BULDGE 
550
Beefpants: Doesn't Win10 install intel chipset drivers automagically?
Voxlunch: @Taichanie you mean with PUBG?
Arclight_Dynamo: ObsceneSymphony: Welp. Gonna, now. I even have some 1.5 litre mason jars...
AdmiralMemo: I love how Cam just looks out on the ocean every time
Voxlunch: It's because I have only 8gb of ram
MistahFixIt: "You want the shotgun?" ... "I prefer the Thompson."
Beefpants: Yeah 8 gig is the new 4 gig
Arclight_Dynamo: Tommy gun = Chicago typewriter
TStodden: It is wrong that I see Pagan Min in Cam's character in this game?
ObsceneSymphony: @Arclight_Dynamo send me some. just throw them in the ocean heading to nova scotia
AdmiralMemo: Voxlunch Same. I got a really good graphics card upgrade and terabytes of HD... and stuck at 8 GB of RAM due to Mobo
Solomon_Kain: M24 Sniper
t3h_f1gm3nt: @TStodden now that you mention it yeah i see it
Foxmar320: TStodden Now I can't unsee it
TheWanderingNomad: MistahFixIt - I get that reference!
Arclight_Dynamo: ObsceneSymphony: Aw, but dang... you're in Nova Scotia? Wish I was. My family is from there/
MrJWhit: Military base!
Beefpants: I got 16gb because I knew I wanted to play Arkham Knight at some point
MrJWhit: There's a base super far south!
Tiber727: This game could use a grenade launcher in supply drops.
AdmiralMemo: Ooh, it's past midnight my time... I'm officially 35 years old! Birthday party with PUBG!
ObsceneSymphony: @Arclight_Dynamo yuo have a cool family
Carbonylcookie: @ObsceneSymphony Now so do I! Pickles for all.
Taichanie: Voxlunch A lot of things to be honest. But it sounds like you are getting very slow menu loads which could be hard drive issues. That could be chipset, Bios, or just a bad/slow hard drive.
ConchShell_VII: whoo, everyone loves skydiving naked
Foxmar320: Happy Bday Memo
t3h_f1gm3nt:
@AdmiralMemo HAPPY BIRTHDAY 
ObsceneSymphony: ay! pickles for all!
ylegm: MrJWhit base is a death sentence
Beefpants: Happy Birthday @AdmiralMemo
Arclight_Dynamo:
ObsceneSymphony: Clearly. I come from a long line of sea captains. 
Carbonylcookie: We may not have chicken, but we got pickles
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor:
Happy birthday @admiralmemo 
DeliciousBiscuitWizard: Is it possible to not deploy your chute
Contiguouskittycat: @AdmiralMemo Happy Birthday! May your immortality last ever longer.
MrJWhit: Well.... can't know if you don't try
PsychoI3oy: C. is very spicy
Arclight_Dynamo: DeliciousBiscuitWizard: No.
TheWanderingNomad: Happy Actual Birthday AdmiralMemo! *Insert airhorns here*
Hesk1el: Happy birthday @AdmiralMemo
Foxmar320: oh gooooood
AdmiralMemo: DeliciousBiscuitWizard Yes and no. It auto-deploys if not done.
Tarukai788: Happy birthday @AdmiralMemo !
All_mankind: everyone wants the good guns
ObsceneSymphony: @Carbonylcookie mustard would also be good
Beefpants: I'm still waiting for enough duckets to buy a vid card though
hiimpimento: oh man can you drive the tractor?
Foxmar320: lol
Mister_BlueSky: Would you WANT to?
MistahFixIt: Oh dear Cameron's driving.
DoodlestheGreat: There's also the M24 sniper rifle. which uses 7.62 ammo.
Voxlunch: @Taichanie I feel like to fix that stuff I should get someone to come visit irl to do tech support rather than try to interpret chat input
AdmiralMemo: Who is driving? CAM IS DRIVING!
hiimpimento: tractors are cool
LCPONY: Cam's got this
Foxmar320: I trust Cam to not kill the team
MrJWhit: 7/10 perfect game
TheMetalupis: I don't
dm818: does the tractor have any beams?
MistahFixIt: Oh my god Cam is driving! How can this be?!
All_mankind: top of the list of future features i'm sure
mtvcdm: I trust Cam not to kill himself.
MistahFixIt: </references>
Scud422: If tractors were drive able, then this would just be Tractor Wars
PsychoI3oy: you get in the tractor and start a game of spintires
Beefpants: Foot to the floor
Taichanie: Voxlunch I'd offer to do that but seriously how creepy would that be?
Aenir798: Does Cam have a driving license?
ObsceneSymphony: i don't want 100km/h in a car if i can't have 3km/h on a tractor
LathosTiran: ToS
AdmiralMemo: !highlight Naked stream?
TheMadPunter: EVERYONE NEKKD
LRRbot: Highlight added.
RogueLink: nailed it
Maddrius: Perfect
BusTed: Thread that needle.
Havok4: Cam is a responsible driver
t3h_f1gm3nt: TIGHT...PLAYS...
Carbonylcookie: @ObsceneSymphony I bought a jar of pickled onions in red wine sauce today... Oh msan I need second dinner now
LCPONY: nice
Beefpants: But... Jeep
Foxmar320: Just freeballin it in the car
lirelent: kate always gets into cars full of naked men
SnowB0und: Somehow, just a tanktop seems worse to me
ConchShell_VII: sick weave, lads
Voxlunch: V I L L A B O I S
LCPONY: cam drives nice and tight
Maddrius: Yes,
TheMadPunter: @SnowB0und Yeah....
JustAConspiracy: OH *** YES
Taichanie: Why do you need a Jeep you already have a jeej.
AdmiralMemo: lirelent I think the fact that one of them is her brother makes that better... or worse?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Sooooo excited
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: Wia
Kramburger: This is like that one scene from on the road
SnowB0und: Like, you've chosen to wear clothes AND expose yourself. It hasn't happened accidently.
Trippzen: SnowB0und It's the porky pig effect, wearing a shirt and no pants.
TheMetalupis: rip Vaudvillains
Maddrius: May 15th, next Monday
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: I want to watch mr rogers all day
PsychoI3oy: no, gotch got fired, Simon English is on his own
All_mankind: Bob Villa Villalobos
SharkHero08: Was Mr Rodgers ever in Canada?
silverthundr: Wait what
Drakion951: What is Mr Rogers?
zargreus99: A phrase I never thought I would hear. "Dacia all day "
Taichanie: 600 some odd.
Maddrius: I am not prepared for what Twitch chat will bring to Mr. Rodgers
JustAConspiracy: @Drakion951 ... wait really?
Ragephoenix: Aiden English* @PsychoI3oy
Feldheim_C: I'm so down.
rarermonsters: Mr Rodgers is stronger than Twitch chat
Voxlunch: @Taichanie I can probably just bother Beej
AdmiralMemo: !highlight I put on pants by accident
TStodden: Srsly? Twitch is just going through practically the major PBS hits?
LRRbot: Highlight added.
VmKid: Hopefully Twitch Chat will be nice to Mr Rogers
mtvcdm: Mr. Rogers was a PBS show for.... a lot of years.
LCPONY: 10/10 for the driving
Foxmar320: I may put Mr Rogers on my laptop just 24 hours a day
All_mankind: i have a hope Mr Rogers can actually have an effect on Twitch chatters
Drakion951: @JustAConspiracy I'm Australian, I've never heard of that
KarnEvil: oh sweet. Mr Rogers marathon. that is gonna be awesome
user_with_name17: remember when you were all murdered here.. those were the days
breathlessisthehunt: cam, pants plz
JameSkillalot: I love the style points in this game
rarermonsters: @TStodden We need to start reminding people how important PBS has been since conservatives are trying to destroy it
TheWanderingNomad: VmKid - I mean, they were civil for Bob Ross as far as I can tell. There are just some lines you don't cross
Foxmar320: Cams jacket matches his underwear
Voxlunch: Nyangant revolver
Jimrabbit: you guys ever just say 'Fuck it' and start eating an entire tub of feta cheese?
PsychoI3oy: Ragephoenix yes, right, in my rush to get the wrestling reference i failed at the wrestling reference
TheMadPunter: I love how you start in underwear and just have to find clothes as part of the game; it's just funny
Tarukai788: that coat is fly as hell
mchen109: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:03:59.
AdmiralMemo: Jimrabbit No. Literally no.
rarermonsters: @TStodden And Mr Rodgers is amazing
VmKid: Jimrabbit: ...no?
ObsceneSymphony: i think i missed the Mr Rogers time period
JustAConspiracy: @Jimrabbit no, but i certainly ate three tins of pringles
AdmiralMemo: Mr. Rogers was my childhood.
TheMetalupis: @Jimrabbit yes
TheMadPunter: now Cam's in a poofy jacket; his character must be sweating balls
Foxmar320: TheMadPunter You can start with clothes they just choose not to.
silverthundr: Winter jacket and no pants. Alright.
Contiguouskittycat: Everyone was wearing findgerless gloves.
ConchShell_VII: shotgun and revolver? nice finds. I'd be cool with this.
VmKid: Literally not even 4Chan will cross Mr. Rogers.
blast__femur: Kate double can't lose
TStodden: It's spiritual successor, Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood just doesn't have the same feels.
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: I mean. Not feta.
shurtal: Cam's avatar looks like the raddest Scandanavian stripper right now
Jimrabbit: Lupis, you get it, man
TheMadPunter:
@Foxmar320 Even better! 
caimheul: Ah, the Nagant revolver. I think the only revolver that CAN be suppressed?
AdmiralMemo:
Does that make an 8x scope?
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CavemanKellen: is that a silenced magnum?
DandyGeek: Cam, your outfit reminds me of Shoreleave from Venture Bros a little
Arclight_Dynamo:
Christ... if they're showing ALL of Mr. Rogers, they're going to show the one where he explains the JFK assassination to kids. 
Foxmar320: TheMadPunter Its not like clothes do anything anyway.
MrPhlip: I like that we got Camo fingerless gloves in an earlier game... it's a concept that intrigues me
Kaorti: Cam is clearly the best driver.
TheWanderingNomad: De plane de plane!
Foxmar320: MrPhlip you can't see my hands!
Voxlunch: Did they put the Nagant in this game just so it could fit a suppressor?
Jimrabbit: @AdmiralMemo and @JustAConspiracy you'll get there one day
Carbonylcookie: Cam that coat is so IN RIGHT NOW
Taichanie: Voxlunch If you ever want to try and be walked though it your more then welcome to ask. But ya someone who can help in person in real life is always best.
MrPhlip: Speaking of... right there
AdmiralMemo: Jimrabbit Nah. I don't like feta.
caimheul: @CavemanKellen Nagant revolver. the cartridges seal when it fires so it can be supressed
ObsceneSymphony: cam's model is looking FIERCS
MrPhlip: "Fingerless Gloves (Camo)"
TheMadPunter: I still don't get this inventory system
Foxmar320: Yas!
Tarukai788: fingerless gloves, can't lose
ObsceneSymphony: dammit, mechanical keyboard
fishmanfishfish: Mr Rogers is a man who made it his life's purpose to teach children how to be decent, happy, positive human beings. And he excelled at it.
ObsceneSymphony: with your large and spacious keys
silenceaux: Lookin' rad
Voxlunch: The inventory is actually not so bad
ConchShell_VII: cam don't forget to reload ya fool
prancerinflatablereindeer: load the pistol boy
PsychoI3oy: caimheul correct, the cylinder moves forward into the forcing cone to seal the chamber on firing -- also the nagant revolver in this game somehow takes the same "7.62" ammo that the AKM and SKS take
TheMadPunter: @fishmanfishfish Hear hear!
Tarukai788: also, that 1911 with a suppressor is pretty sweet
Taichanie: surpressed 1911? isn't that BS?
MistahFixIt: Mmmn Kar98k
Foxmar320: Cam has put together a nice outfit lol
Tiber727: @ObsceneSymphony Cam looks like the villain from Terminator 2.
All_mankind: what i want to see is Mr Rogers addressing the senate when they were going to cut the PBS budget and ended up increasing it instead
ObsceneSymphony: XD
AdmiralMemo:
fishmanfishfish Yep. Presbyterian minister. Does not use his show to preach. 
Arclight_Dynamo: Also, the M1911 is, apparently, full auto in this game?
Voxlunch: What would happen if you fired 7.62mm with one hand
korvys: Reload your pistol, Cam
t3h_f1gm3nt: Cam playing the fashion PUBG
prancerinflatablereindeer: caaam, reload pistol
Voxlunch: Wait waht
Voxlunch: The 1911 doesnt autofire does it
MistahFixIt: @Voxlunch ...break your wrist?
damullet14: PsychoI3oy: In the alternate universe where constant 100-person deathmatches can happen on this one island, I don't think it's outrageous to assume all three of those guns were made with the same barrel specs
ObsceneSymphony: every team needs the diva
Foxmar320: We should really get DandyGeek to judge the fashion in this game
TheMadPunter: @Voxlunch Fair; I think it's just the learning curve for me
TwilightAvalon: time to move inside the circle!
Arclight_Dynamo: Voxlunch: Cam says it does.
Taichanie: Arclight_Dynamo its not.
Carbonylcookie: I don't understand how we got from greek myths to pickles but now I need another dinner
Hesk1el: @Voxlunch Pretty sure your wrist would disintegrate
caimheul: @PsychoI3oy I think all 7.62 got lumped together. The Nagant's unique cartridge design also has something to do with the supression
DandyGeek: Pants are an instant disqualification
Contiguouskittycat: What catering service should I hire for my sweet m16 party?
Arclight_Dynamo: Taichanie: But... Cam said it is.
ConchShell_VII: How long do they have until the Contraction?
Arclight_Dynamo: I guess I misunderstood.
Jimrabbit: @Voxlunch you'd likely have to learn to do a lot of things with only one hand for a time afterwards
Foxmar320: DandyGeek omg you were actually in chat
ObsceneSymphony: @Carbonylcookie i feel like that's a transition the greeks themselves made on more than one occasion
LCPONY: you know I'm having the equivalent of the "magic magic magic magic" but for guns
caimheul: @Jimrabbit Depends on how hot of a load.
Taichanie: Arclight_Dynamo ya i think he was mistaken.
Foxmar320:
DandyGeek
Voxlunch: S K S I N N A W O O D S B O Y S
Arclight_Dynamo: Taichanie: Ah, that would explain it.
Jimrabbit: @caimheul is that a sex thing?
Carbonylcookie: @ObsceneSymphony Sounds like the greeks.... Sounds like Aristophanes tbh.
Tsnclrblk: snipesquad
DandyGeek: This time, @foxmar320. this time
Foxmar320: lol
MrWrann: UMP9 > All
Voxlunch: The pump shotgun is apparently crazy burst damage
silverthundr: There was 7.62 where you got your pistol
AdmiralMemo: Hi DandyGeek!
All_mankind: 7.62 full metal jacket?
caimheul: @Jimrabbit If you do it right.
PsychoI3oy: also wtf does the kar98 in this game take 7.62x39mm, it's literally never been chambered in that round by any country or military notable to wikipeida. it should be 8mm mauser
fishmanfishfish: next time, we won't be so lucky.
DandyGeek: Hihi
t3h_f1gm3nt: ohai Ben
Solomon_Kain: Micro Uzi is very good for CQB, great at defending a house
ConchShell_VII: Thank you for reloading ya fool
ObsceneSymphony: @Jimrabbit it is now.
hondor64: you dropped some when you find the pack cam
MistahFixIt:
Why does the SKS in this game have plastic furniture?! 
Mithgar: Might be time to bring that car back inside the circle
hondor64: 762 is in the building you found the 3x pack
silverthundr: There's no 8mm in the game is why, probably.
MistahFixIt: I am morally offended
DandyGeek: I'm mostly here to see RayFK ruin a car
Squiidd_pope: Sup guys
Voxlunch: you got 12 gwadge? Because that's how you get 12 gwadge
Tarukai788: @PsychoI3oy ease of ammo setup for guns
ObsceneSymphony: 12-gwaj
caimheul: Nagant fires 7.62x38mmR so they just lumped ALL 30 cal bullets together
Foxmar320: DandyGeek Fair lol
azninsect: "I dont know" GDI google!
ylegm: can someone please give cam ammo instead of vacuuming it up
Carbonylcookie: @DandyGeek you mean properly apply a car to the SKY
Voxlunch: You just force the bullets in so hard they compress
Maddrius: @DandyGeek there've been a few near misses so far, should only be a matter of time.
TheWanderingNomad: DandyGeek - Thoughts on PUBG clothing style? And when are you and Molly visting again?
AdmiralMemo:
Can someone Google "recursion" for me?
Foxmar320:
Graham stop breaking the game
MistahFixIt: I mean lead and brass are malleable/\] right? You can just force the bullets in there and it'll work out.
Lord_Hosk: Kate stole the car again
DandyGeek: I actually want to see a carnado again - I saw a clip of one in PUBG and it was hilarious
Kramburger: Graham, please stick to interacting with objects on the material plane
TwilightAvalon:
You cant even do that with the Nagant Revolver, as it uses those rounds with the gas seals
MrWrann: Ctrl + Number allows you to changes seats if you didn't know
ObsceneSymphony: i don't recommend forcing bullets anywhere
Hesk1el: Seems dece. Although what would be scary would be finding the sub-ocean and then picking off everyone else FROM the sub-ocean
jadedcynic:
awwww....I just finished watching yesterday's Watch & Play (saw the CtS live). And now I need to go to sleep, but Cam is joining G*, Jordan & ace-driver-kate.
Foxmar320: DandyGeek That sounds amazing and I need to see this
Contiguouskittycat: @AdmiralMemo You almost made me starve to death at my computer.
MistahFixIt:
@AdmiralMemo - Did you mean "recursion"?
Lord_Hosk: LOL
caimheul: @TwilightAvalon It CAN fire rounds without the seal, just then can't be supressed
ThatDangSkeleton: Cars are scary
Foxmar320: Nice parking
AdmiralMemo:
Contiguouskittycat
Carbonylcookie: Cam drives like it's an actual car
AdmiralMemo:
MistahFixIt Maybe?
DandyGeek: I haven't seen enough of the game's clothing yet, @thewanderingnomad (and I don't know when we'll be visiting LRR again, but it's on my short list)
jadedcynic:
I guess I'll watch this fun tomorrow after work - be the awesome people you are; g'nite!
Arclight_Dynamo: I'm hoping for another Ben & Molly TTSF. The leatherworking was great!
TwilightAvalon: They dont make 7,62x38mmR without the seal....its either that or your convert it to .32ACP
DandyGeek: Frying pan is A+ accessorizing
jadedcynic: yeah, cam - puffy winter parka is best
Foxmar320: Always need butt protection
hiimpimento: cam has achieved: toastywarm
AdmiralMemo: Seeeeeeee myyyyyyyyy VEST! See my vest! Made from real gorilla chest!
ObsceneSymphony: @DandyGeek Stacy and Clinton from What Not To Wear would agree
Kramburger: The nutt
DandyGeek: If I make it up for another TTSF, Ian and I will probably put together a Naomi GD-Rom -> TV kit
MistahFixIt:
I'd love to visit the Moonbase, but I'd worry about being a super-awkward weeb IRL and my presence interfering with them working. 
Foxmar320: DandyGeek I would love to see that
JustAConspiracy: !highlight get in nerd
Carbonylcookie: Frying pan is BEST
LRRbot: Highlight added.
t3h_f1gm3nt:
All_mankind: Cameron has become Father Gascoine?
Kramburger: Gascan? Isn't he a boss in Bloodbourne?
EikoandMog: DANGER ZONE
RogueLink: OH SNAP
VmKid: NYOUP
AdmiralMemo: MistahFixIt: Be aware that the Moonbase has been described as literally a clubhouse with a thin veneer of professionalism.
Foxmar320:
ObsceneSymphony: the frying pan gives you the fierce mom look, like a nurturer who will also cut you to ribbons
ConchShell_VII: Get in the Zone! The Twilight Zone!
JustAConspiracy: No one feeds cars like gascan
caimheul: Thank you someone for finally saying autozone
ObsceneSymphony: basically the mother coyote look. very in these days
JustAConspiracy: Lights fires like gascan
unseenacademical: @AdmiralMemo That is what I'm hoping for my visit.
Carbonylcookie: Them LRR boys!
Foxmar320:
DandyGeek Jeej does not disappoint
VmKid: <A-Team theme plays>
hiimpimento: stuntin'
hondor64: wow my stream is like a solid min behind.
Beefpants: Get in on this action Ben
TheWanderingNomad: DandyGeek - Ah well, its always a treat to see either of you, but I know how hard it is to schedule time. Hope you guys are doing well!
MistahFixIt:
@AdmiralMemo - I mean, that SOUNDS like my jam, but I'm a poor judge of my own weebiness
ObsceneSymphony: no one blows up the evidence good like gascan
jonlevir: what does the red section mean?
Foxmar320: Yeah that Naomi kit was amazing
caimheul: @Jonlevir Artillery
MistahFixIt: Red Zone = Mortared. *** blows up
AdmiralMemo:
MistahFixIt: I didn't weeb out TOO much when I went to MAGfest and LRRcon.
DandyGeek: Ah, hell, that reminds me of another dumb kit I want to work on
Foxmar320: wow
mtvcdm: Top 50.
Kramburger: Pls RNGesus
Voxlunch: holy moly
VmKid: "Looks like them LRR boys got them into a world of hurt again."
MrJWhit: Can you steal a plane?
MistahFixIt: I mean the context of a Con kinda changes the Creator / Fan dynamic a bit imo
TheWanderingNomad: GET IN THE CAR WE'RE GETTING LOOT
caimheul: 7.62 Full. Metal. Jacke.
WraithianGaming: someone needs to drop him a magazine of 7.62...
AdmiralMemo: !highlight Best. Drop. Ever.
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Foxmar320:
Park under it
ObsceneSymphony: Guys, I want to embroider more. Got any LRR quotes that should be immortalized in cloth and embroidery floss?
koshindan: The crossfire.
MistahFixIt: Like, if you're at a con as a creator, it's sort of an unspoken agreement you're there to meet your fans. Meeting them outside of that context feels like... intruding?
Trippzen: !findquote butt
LRRbot: Quote #388: "They've already switched to butts language..." —Serge [2015-06-30]
WraithianGaming: M24 so goooooood
AdmiralMemo:
ObsceneSymphony Just the face of Cam belching.
VmKid: ObsceneSymphony "<chicken noises>" -Alex Steacy
urbanvagabond: hey any knife people in chat?
Hesk1el: @ObsceneSymphony "I don't believe you"
t3h_f1gm3nt: WE MAD MAX NOW!
ylegm: gdi
Carbonylcookie: @ObsceneSymphony just looks at quotes!
MistahFixIt has POWERFUL social anxiety btw
EikoandMog: WE DED
ObsceneSymphony: i enjoy the occasional knife
Under_5core: I hope the "subtitle" for this year's Desert Bus is "Desert's Eleven" (like Ocean's Eleven).
TheWanderingNomad: ObsceneSymphony - The entirety of Cam's quote about Dark Souls
unseenacademical: Aww. Cam died to flashbang.
EleventhOcean: @Under_5core I approve of this.
EikoandMog: Cam, I won't tell them that it was you if you don't.
caimheul:
It's like they went to a spot that was marked as "Good stuff here!"
mtvcdm: Going for the crate is like dropping at the military base.
All_mankind: dying to a flash grenade would be the worst. imagine your ears ringing forever
Trippzen: Wow, the flashbangs include ringing, that's pretty cool.
AdmiralMemo: unseenacademical Nah, it was a gun during the flashbang
MistahFixIt: That said, I did email Kathleen about volunteering for Desert Bus...
Arclight_Dynamo: MistahFixIt: Does it help that LRR have said "Yes, please approach us to chat in public"?
ObsceneSymphony: these quote ideas have been recorded
JustAConspiracy: was that his flashbang?
EikoandMog: That was indeed his flashbang.
JustAConspiracy: HAHAHAHA
JustAConspiracy: tell me someone highlighted that
Solemn_storm: cam got shot after dropping his flashbang
MistahFixIt: @Arclight_Dynamo - A little bit? But at the same time I'm always terrified I'm gonna end up being 'That Guy'
AdmiralMemo:
MistahFixIt "Touch your hands to our hands" is their motto.
Trippzen: I think Cam was shot while the flashbang was going off
unseenacademical: @Arclight_Dynamo I am still trying to believe such statements in order to be brave enough to show up at the Moonbase and go "um... hi?"
Foxmar320: Noooooo
ylegm: gorram campers
AdmiralMemo: MistahFixIt If anyone is "that guy" then I'm "that guy"
josh_le_crafter: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:16:29.
Lord_Hosk: Drop a Grenade in the car jeej
JustAConspiracy: @unseenacademical if you're going to do that, bring beer and cake.
Kthanid: I'm pretty sure drops are 99.99% traps.
MistahFixIt: (And yes I know the awareness of being 'That Guy' reduces the likelihood of actually BEING That Guy but ennnh)
JustAConspiracy: get in the car and drive like hell
Foxmar320: k Jeej you got this!
silenceaux: So really the trick is GTFOing after a drop
Arclight_Dynamo: MistahFixIt : I feel you - I'm the same way. But... being aware of that means you probably *won't* be "that guy."
DoktorLoy: #jeejout
Lord_Hosk: LOL
JustAConspiracy: AHAHAH
MistahFixIt: WOW
Tarukai788: #fragout
Foxmar320: WOW
Lord_Hosk: !onemore
LRRbot: The traditional chant of the degenerate james at the end of any game ever forevers at the end of the round. "One more?"
JustAConspiracy: !highlight fragged out
AdmiralMemo: !highlight Fragged Out
LRRbot: Highlight added.
koshindan: geegee
Arclight_Dynamo: unseenacademical: Yeah, I get you. Really.
t3h_f1gm3nt: #FraggedOut
azninsect: welp
Trippzen: Kthanid Drops are 100% traps. Best case scenario is you get the drop and they shoot at you while you're escaping
EleventhOcean: #fragginout
mastershake29x: rekt
unseenacademical: @JustAConspiracy Beer absolutely. Cake? I thought that Hi-Chew was more appreciated.
rucdoc: always more
Foxmar320: Always 1 more
2rrr_mirror_breaker: !onemore
LRRbot: The traditional chant of the degenerate james at the end of any game ever forevers at the end of the round. "One more?"
prancerinflatablereindeer: always one more
AdmiralMemo: I can't 1 more, personally. Later Chat and LRR.
apodionysus: !onemkre
TheWanderingNomad: "You're being fragged out." *EXPLOSION*
Foxmar320: Later Memo
TStodden: G'night Memo
ObsceneSymphony: seeya admiral
Juliamon: Night Memo
caimheul: Ah, memory leaks
josh_le_crafter: !onemore
terribleplan subscribed for 10 months in a row!
terribleplan: One more
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, terribleplan! (Today's storm count: 124)
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: Good night memo
Tarukai788: Later Memo!
AdmiralMemo: I'll go off to enjoy my 35th birthday... with sleep
ObsceneSymphony: happy birthday
unseenacademical: Night Memo!
JustAConspiracy: @unseenacademical I mean, both really.
TheWanderingNomad: Night AdmiralMemo o7 And have a Happy Birthday!
Hesk1el: Night Memo
caimheul: Happby BBirthday Memo!
Arclight_Dynamo:
Bye Memo! Happy birthday!
t3h_f1gm3nt: Night Memo. and Happy Birthday again!
silverthundr: One... More.... Round....
Carbonylcookie: Birthday Memo!
unseenacademical: @JustAConspiracy Okay, so next question: where to buy a cake in Victoria?
MistahFixIt: Kathleen did email me back about DB and it wasn't a 'No' so... ᖍ(ツ)ᖌ
MrPhlip: >_>
Lord_Hosk: !onemore
LRRbot: The traditional chant of the degenerate james at the end of any game ever forevers at the end of the round. "One more?"
chrono2x: The simultaneous movement of each avatar is quite creepy
chrono2x:
All_mankind: how did the time go from 21:30 to 6:20? ...oh, my wall clock stopped
2rrr_mirror_breaker: !onemore
LRRbot: The traditional chant of the degenerate james at the end of any game ever forevers at the end of the round. "One more?"
zargreus99: More round one!
caimheul: The importance of being accurate at work depends greatly on the nature of that work... Sniper? Rather important....
josh_le_crafter:
One more? 
ObsceneSymphony: *to the tun eof Les Mis* ONE ROUND MORE
JustAConspiracy: @unseenacademical Ask James, he had to buy one last week.
Alexare_: @caimheul Surgeon? Meh, probably not
Contiguouskittycat: I just siphon other people's memory leaks.
AdmiralMemo: !highlight Types of RAM
LRRbot: Highlight added.
cfpreston: torrenting ram
Dumori: I got my GFX off piratebay
t3h_f1gm3nt dies to "Vegan RAM"
TwistedShout: cam is of course the connoisseur of such things.
Hesk1el: @ObsceneSymphony "Can you hear the people sing, singing a song of bulging bois..."
TwilightAvalon: Bison > Ram
azninsect: get dat artisan ram
cfpreston: organic ram
Kthanid: 100km locally sourced Video RAM is really good.
caimheul: Ugh, I prefer the high glutun ram
MistahFixIt:
Artisinal, hand-compiled RAM?
Comrade09: are we still talking about Ram?
EleventhOcean: I prefer gluten-free RAM
Talin06: isnt this how nuromancer starts?
underhill33: Make sure its not undercooked
Trippzen: I prefer paleo RAM
silenceaux: Okay, but what are your thoughts on Free-Range RAM
TheExactSame: The dodge ram I bought DID not fit
ObsceneSymphony: @Hesk1el "it is the music of the people who just must be bulged again!"
Carbonylcookie: GMO RAM is FINE there's nothing wrong with it!
LCPONY: lactose free RAM
unseenacademical: I really appreciate hand-fed RAM. The bits just make it so much tastier.
Kthanid: Is your RAM gluten Free?
Dascylus: Cam, you shouldn't ingest RAM.
WraithianGaming: when you play the joke till it isn't funny, and then keep playing it so far that it gets funny again
Comrade09: Is ram the new lingo for something odd?
Samwhite7777: A RAM sandwich?
NathanJay787: RAM as a service
Flea_Hastings: What's the nastiest RAM you've ever had? Just the most disgusting, shameful RAM.
EleventhOcean: I buy bulk ram. It's cheaper.
senshi5609: Did you guys morph from Computer to Food?
Comrade09:
Texan_Reverend: Did somebody say they wanted delivery?
Trippzen: Samwhite7777 RAMen noodles are also great
JustAConspiracy: This is veering into food as cubes territory.
solahwin_tampramain: !highlight ram tipes
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Dumori: Diced ram is used by speed runners gives favourable RNG... *sees self out*
unseenacademical: @JustAConspiracy A burrito is a cube!
ObsceneSymphony: @Samwhite7777 my computer is a fried RAM and cheese sandwich from france
EleventhOcean: IT'S NOT DELIVERY, IT'S DERAMO!
VmKid: PROTIP: Some RAM goes REALLY well with a nice spread of all-natural thermal compound.
Beefpants: Who knows cam maybe those extra limbs will come in handy
DandyGeek: This is gonna result in someone mailing a sheep to the Moonbase
t3h_f1gm3nt: Texan NO! BAD! (not really though, but someone did beat you to delivering to the moonbase today)
Carbonylcookie: GMO RAM is not the bad guy, capitalism is.
MistahFixIt: This is nice... now we're gonna ruin it by shooting each other
Hesk1el: @ObsceneSymphony and there's a random soprano at the front singing a chorus of "One more"
EleventhOcean: Cam is starting a Survivor tribe
Kramburger: #BeachSquat
Carbonylcookie: Cam setting trends in beach meditation
HatsWearCats: As someone who owns a farm and breeds Ram's, fee them alfalfa
MrJWhit: Can you get to that tiny island on the top right?
Comrade09:
100 Buy yourself a fresh bag 'o' ram
Tiber727: What is LRR's opinion on canned RAM? I know a lot of people don't like it, but you can do a lot with it on a budget.
Texan_Reverend:
I heard you seeking delivery, and you can't take it back now.
ObsceneSymphony: "When the beating of your heart echoes the beating of your bulge..."
MistahFixIt: I mean if you prepare it properly you can't even tell Canned RAM from the fresh stuff
TheWanderingNomad: Well that just makes that song...'obscene'
Foxmar320: !chair
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EleventhOcean: I like dried RAM. It's great for when you want RAM, but don't want to go through all the hassle of dealing with fresh.
mtvcdm: I looked up ram recipes on GIS and it came up with a lot of Nigerian and Indian cuisine.
Kramburger: welp
EikoandMog: I only use SRAM. I know people really hate canned RAM but it actually works quite well!
caimheul: TWO cars?
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