Inglonias: @lagrangeismyhomie oh. carry on then
LRRbot: Sparring Mummy [3W] | Creature — Zombie [3/3] | When Sparring Mummy enters the battlefield, untap target creature.
Thylian1: token?
essenceofclotheslining: you get a token?
LRRbot: Winged Shepherd [5W] | Creature — Angel [3/3] | Flying, vigilance / Cycling {W}
ArcOfTheConclave: token?
lifecharacter: It only costs 3? And you get a token?
killerkorpse99: monument
DuckRunAmok: Monument trigger
MechaKuuga: 1/1 vigiliance warrior token
blackwlf: @Inglonias But is there vodka?
willywonka003: monument?
coriolis_: Ian gets a soldier
LoadingReadyRun: Inglonias Beers in Heaven is my favorite Eric Clapton song
Inglonias: @blackwlf I dunno. havent been.
Lagrangeismyhomie: @blackwlf there are presumably a lot of Spirits in heaven, so....
ferretbadger84: Swaight
MC_GigglePants: swait here for sure
ferretbadger84: or Swate
KilrenKrae: can bears drink beer in haven?
MC_GigglePants: let swait
essenceofclotheslining: swait
blackwlf: @Lagrangeismyhomie First of all, how dare you.
MechaKuuga: ian in trouble>
MechaKuuga: ?
ferretbadger84: What gives you the right?
Lynks_9: Ian's always in trouble MechaKuuga :P
Lagrangeismyhomie: @KilrenKrae depends on local laws?
LRRbot: Winged Shepherd [5W] | Creature — Angel [3/3] | Flying, vigilance / Cycling {W}
LRRbot: Bloodlust Inciter [R] | Creature — Human Warrior [1/1] | {T}: Target creature gains haste until end of turn.
thecrafter703: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:33:05.
MC_GigglePants: All these angry boys down here
AlonsoSwift: How inciteful
Lagrangeismyhomie: @blackwlf I'm just a soul who's intentions are good...who is also pretty drunk
Thylian1: blood is incited
Lagrangeismyhomie: whose*
lifecharacter: Ian needs to incite some lusty bloods.
setralynn: I just tuned in and Nelson is looking very stylish tonight!
Thylian1: token
somewhatclever_: Oh man... I forgot to make a six pack of dicks joke during the draft portion. :(
ChaoticCrawler: "By the armor" AKA "smacking his butt"
Thylian1: lol
coriolis_: Ian gets a warrior
pedrodamoth: Isn't that card ian has is deal 1 to everything card?
KilrenKrae: something something sanctuary cities something something merica
killerkorpse99: why no twofer?
LRRbot: Honored Crop-Captain [RW] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/2] | Whenever Honored Crop-Captain attacks, other attacking creatures get +1/+0 until end of turn.
Lagrangeismyhomie: You gotta incite! For Your Right! To PAAAAAARTAY!
ferretbadger84: I think Ian's just dead here
KilrenKrae: lrrSCOOP
TwilightAvalon: Ian can win if he says the play
derek_underscore_g: Yo why does Nelson look like he's about to serve me a nice sarsaparilla
Lagrangeismyhomie: Ian pls
DuckRunAmok: Ian has blazing volley which could help a lot here
ferretbadger84: Look at the cards?
LRRbot: Blazing Volley [R] | Sorcery | Blazing Volley deals 1 damage to each creature your opponents control.
pedrodamoth: Ian shoulda used blazing volley a long time ago
ferretbadger84: !advice
LRRbot: Light a fire in your crotch.
MechaKuuga: that is a sorcery
LoadingReadyRun: Lagrangeismyhomie I always loved the lyric from Home for a Rest by Spirit of the West "The spirits we drank now ghosts in the room
MechaKuuga: SORCERY
DuckRunAmok: Oooooh no
killerkorpse99: it would've been good last turn
Lagrangeismyhomie: @LoadingReadyRun oh, I like that
AlonsoSwift: rip ian
killerkorpse99: RIP
Darth_Dredge: oh?mI thought we were drafting cube?
lifecharacter: The well dressed winner.
killerkorpse99: rip 'n' zip
Lagrangeismyhomie: Nelson just too good
lifecharacter: Ben and Adam
Lagrangeismyhomie: has Nelson ever lost in draft?
lifecharacter: Da bois.
AlonsoSwift: Is that an Xsplit I saw?
mastershake29x: they got there
killerkorpse99: Adam SAVAGEDAN
Inglonias: #bengineering
Darth_Dredge: oh? I thought we were drafting cube?
VerdantMushroom: notcam and alsonotcam Kappa
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: had to postpone since Alex was sick Darth_Dredge
MechaKuuga: loose plays, goose lays
DuckRunAmok: Darth_Dredge Alex is ill so they're doing Amonkhet instead
AlonsoSwift: @Darth_Dredge Alex is out sick, so they didn't want to draft his cube without him.
MC_GigglePants: Beter James and Jame's Son
LoadingReadyRun: AlonsoSwift lrrFINE lrrSLOTH
Darth_Dredge: oh, RIP
JinaMahavira: @Darth_Dredge Alex is sick and it's his cube so next time
coriolis_: Darth_Dredge: Alex is unwell. They'll do it in a few weeks
Evandill: @Darth_Dredge Alex is sick, and they're not gonona draft his cube without him
Inglonias: @verdantmushroom Really, they should replace the whole schedule with all Cam All the time
somewhatclever_: poll for who wins, adam vs. ben?
lifecharacter: Should I also jump in to tell the same person that Alex is sick?
Lagrangeismyhomie: Hey, guys, is Alex sick or smething?
KilrenKrae: @Darth_Dredge im not sure but i think he might be dead, you see....i loved him
Lagrangeismyhomie: Kappa
Lagrangeismyhomie: lrrBEEJ
Lagrangeismyhomie: Omg, the beej is real
Dryhad: Oh wow
KilrenKrae: lrrCREEPL lrrDOTS lrrCREEPR
lifecharacter: lrrBEEJ All will be one lrrBEEJ
Dryhad experienced Beej
missbendaley: did cam win?
missbendaley: !standings
Inglonias: @missbendaley Cam ALWAYS wins
coriolis_: @missbendaley Hasn't played yet. He's last with Serge
Lagrangeismyhomie: Cam is up after this next match between Adam and Ben
killerkorpse99: (V) (;,,,;) (V)
Inglonias: #AllHailGloriousCammander
ferretbadger84: #PowerSerge
Issurru: \{T}/
Lagrangeismyhomie: I'm always curious to see how an individual plays the new Nissa
lifecharacter: Plaidboi vs. Swoledad.
killerkorpse99: Cam "the magic conch" lauder
KeiranCoon: lrrCREEPL lrrCIRCLE lrrCREEPR
justwhatever_idk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:40:55.
ferretbadger84: Lagrangeismyhomie Cam will probably just keep scrying
ferretbadger84: forever
killerkorpse99: into eternity?
Lagrangeismyhomie: A B S
Lagrangeismyhomie: Always Be Scrying
ferretbadger84: N N B S
terminalvelocit3: Who won game 1?
ferretbadger84: Never not be scrying
Azsedcf: !song
LRRbot: Big Giant Circles - Snowcones -
RavingPenguin: lrrCIRCLE lrrDOTS lrrSPOOP
killerkorpse99: A D C
migelino164: WWBD: What Would Beej Do?
ferretbadger84: lrrBEEJ
killerkorpse99: Always draw cards
Artirion: Nelson won game one
Inglonias: dasSup dasNASA
terminalvelocit3: Thx
Lagrangeismyhomie: Beej always Flunges then Rotates at the end
thecrafter703: He would play 40 Shawdowborn apostles
lifecharacter: Spindown to Flunge to dropping the game for Fire Emblem.
ChaoticCrawler: Cam v Serge is going to be crazy, the two of them basically got tons of awesome cards
killerkorpse99: and then forget the big demon
JinaMahavira: ***
Dusk_Shine: what happened to the cube plan?
Lagrangeismyhomie: "Ladies"
Suffix: IT'S A RAID
migelino164: WE'RE HERE!
Kramburger: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #282: "I'm not necessarily black." —Adam [2015-05-17]
BopRock: Lotta arm there
RavingPenguin: GO TEAM ADAM
Halvhir: Hallo!
MCJiopur: @Dusk_Shine Alex is sick
essenceofclotheslining: THE Adam
thecrafter703: @dusk_shine Alex got sick
Suffix: Lookat these WoW nerds. DansGame
going_medium: Mirror match?
Dusk_Shine: oh, boo-urns
mastershake29x: not sure if this will be the best match of the night, but it will certainly be the loudest
Akaiatana: Ben, can we see that awesome tattoo?
BopRock: lots of arm
somewhatclever_: Never seen Ben's tattoo before. Ben will you show us it now?
LloydWallace: Let's go Adam! :clap clap clapclapclap:
thehappypurplehippo: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Adam's Gamehaus at Sat 11:00 AM PDT (15:08 from now).
shurtal: Careful Ben, Adam might dab on ya, how will you come back from that?
Procrastronauts: Never noticed that Ben has a troll on his arm
Issurru: Ben casually showing off his huge arm
MCJiopur: I'm so confused, I don't know who to cheer for
ferretbadger84: #TeamZippoTricks
Dryhad: "That mysterious beverage Ian had"
BopRock: lots of arm
Swamplor: This lens makes Ben look swole AF
Evandill: I'm cheering for Ben
ChaoticCrawler: Seriously, they're Boros as well? No wonder Cam and Serge it the jackpot
essenceofclotheslining: HE KEEPS IN THE DARK
BusTed: He's Mavericking!
underhill33: Hoo boy
Flea_Hastings: Now play without looking.
killerkorpse99: adam "the luck sack" savidan
Rocketman210: magic roulette
Dusk_Shine: They STILL have Moonbrau kicking around?
Kramburger: HOO BOY
SolarJudas: Yes Adam Yessss
Azsedcf: what happened to cube?
spicydungus: go adam
Lagrangeismyhomie: They both drew sleeves...straight gas
FireBasilisk53: oh no
Spacecarl: lrrGREED lrrGREED
RavingPenguin: Adam "Heart of the Cards" Savidan
Lagrangeismyhomie: Ben, no
killerkorpse99: welcome to the gun show
underhill33: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
Thylian1: hopefully ben is drinking beer lol
migelino164: GG EZ Game 2?
lifecharacter: Bad first hand vs. Boros.
MCJiopur: @Azsedcf Alex is sick
Dusk_Shine: Ben's sleeves now entirely appropriate
lifecharacter: What could go wrong.
Inkompetence: Of course he sticks to his guns, they're attached to his shoulders!
coriolis_: LOL
Akchipman: All the errors!
LRRbot: Fan Bearer [W] | Creature — Zombie [1/2] | {2}, {T}: Tap target creature.
Rocketman210: fabreeze
LRRbot: Irrigated Farmland | Land — Plains Island | Irrigated Farmland enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {2}
MalBeam: fandango
killerkorpse99: fan easy
Thylian1: LUL 4Head
Akchipman: First time seeing that cycled turn 2
thehappypurplehippo: Ben goes turn 1 ritual into riual into ritual into tendrils into tendrils I win.
missbendaley: cast out PogChamp
LRRbot: Bloodrage Brawler [1R] | Creature — Minotaur Warrior [4/3] | When Bloodrage Brawler enters the battlefield, discard a card.
Lagrangeismyhomie: EZ BREEZY
killerkorpse99: it begins
SolarJudas: Yikes
ferretbadger84: Everyone is boros
Fuzzypanda2011: do i see all landd in bens hand?
Akchipman: focus!
RavingPenguin: Bens card sleeves predicting his future
Dryhad: @thehappypurplehippo One mana short?
Kramburger: Adam's brain's too big
LRRbot: Splendid Agony [2B] | Instant | Distribute two -1/-1 counters among one or two target creatures.
LRRbot: Fan Bearer [W] | Creature — Zombie [1/2] | {2}, {T}: Tap target creature.
killerkorpse99: the fanboys
migelino164: Ben's sleeves just say it all
teavian: 2 BREEZY 2 QUEEZY
Inglonias: Even with a proper hand, ben is toast when there are two fan bearers tapping him down
Akchipman: don't make deals with the devil
ferretbadger84: I got lrr'd into
Rocketman210: never trust the savidan
LRRbot: Archfiend of Ifnir [3BB] | Creature — Demon [5/4] | Flying / Whenever you cycle or discard another card, put a -1/-1 counter on each creature your opponents control. / Cycling {2}
Thylian1: PogChamp
killerkorpse99: adam savagedan shows no remorse
Akchipman: And there is the demon!
Thylian1: Bomb PogChamp
LRRbot: Honed Khopesh [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Equip {1}
mastershake29x: "something" = top 3 creature in the set?
AlonsoSwift: The only equipment in the set, and it's kinda lrrGARBO
ferretbadger84: !card trusty machete
LRRbot: Trusty Machete [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+1. / Equip {2}
Obi_Wan_Canadian: I
Akchipman: !card honed kopesh
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
raptorwrangler: Pull from tomorrow
LRRbot: Winds of Rebuke [1U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Each player puts the top two cards of his or her library into his or her graveyard.
kpiozero: Ben's arms are pretty dnag beefy
lifecharacter: Feels bad man.
Issurru: Ben showing off them swole gains
kpiozero: ben is swole indeed
LRRbot: Winged Shepherd [5W] | Creature — Angel [3/3] | Flying, vigilance / Cycling {W}
Akchipman: You done goofed up!
AlonsoSwift: Wait, Ben's on Esper?
missbendaley: ya
Fuzzypanda2011: poor ben
Thylian1: flipped lands DansGame Kappa
raptorwrangler: Judge. Island is upside down!
Akchipman: fix the island
ferretbadger84: lrrJUDGE
LRRbot: Tah-Crop Skirmisher [1U] | Creature — Naga Warrior [2/1] | Embalm {3}{U}
AlonsoSwift: Guys, it's double-tapped Kappa
lifecharacter: Flip all the other islands.
Dryhad: Island is confused
BusTed: Double tapped.
thecrafter703: We all get triggerd by the simplest crap
lifecharacter: Than transform them into werewolf islands.
Akchipman: Illegal tapping, game loss!
Fuzzypanda2011: bens island is irtating
LRRbot: Magma Spray [R] | Instant | Magma Spray deals 2 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
Akaiatana: Ben! Tattoo please!
icefinch: mul to -2
raptorwrangler: Arm wrestle please
raptorwrangler: at the end
raptorwrangler: Pls
Thylian1: please no ben, no mulling
missbendaley: who won?
Mythdom: Paul you mad man
Iseeuwhenustream: gentlemen's mull to 0
JA_Pinkerton: NSH 2 ANA 1 btw
Thylian1: lol
AlonsoSwift: It worked for James last LRL lrrBEEJ
ferretbadger84: Jund 'em right out
Akchipman: Jund em out
raptorwrangler: BabyRage
Mythdom: NERD
F1SH0R: nerds!
Suffix: NERDS
icefinch: nerd
BusTed: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Inglonias: dasSup
Akchipman: WoW! just WoW!
essenceofclotheslining: wowboooiiiisss
killerkorpse99: Wow....
Noodles_15: Wow
raptorwrangler: Revenge of the nerds
Dusk_Shine: @JA_Pinkerton my only horse in the race is PIT now, Thanks for the update though. :)
Dryhad: WoW Bois
Serifina: I'm so sorry for you both.
r10pez10: #wowbois
icefinch: right now
solahwin_tampramain: ben has a tat?!?
Aarek: #wowbois
FourEcho: moonguard, ERP for all!
ATravellingMan: Does Adam have a matching tattoo?
JA_Pinkerton: dusk - game's fast and brutal so far
ChaoticCrawler: Moon Guard WutFace Bad things happen on that server...
L3thalRose: rimght this seconmd - laptop under the table
Evandill: WoW nerd.... I'd totally get that for my tauren druid
raptorwrangler: No drinks near magi cards pls
icefinch: yes for you
Noodles_15: Didn't a WoW addiction, hit one of the orginal members of 64k? Kappa
Akchipman: !kappa
Evandill: Oh *** i"m on mon guard.
F1SH0R: can we get a bonus wow stream soon lol
Mythdom: lrrBEEJ
Dusk_Shine: @JA_Pinkerton i'd be disappointed in both teams if it wasn't, that's kinda the point of hockey, right? :D
Rivulatus_: NERDS
Inglonias: Wow Paul. RUDE
Suffix: Especially fellow Snorsh United members. Kappa
JA_Pinkerton: dusk - not if you're the Rangers
LRRbot: Bloodrage Brawler [1R] | Creature — Minotaur Warrior [4/3] | When Bloodrage Brawler enters the battlefield, discard a card.
Akchipman: Nerd is a badge of honor!
thecrafter703: Paul, we all think it's you that's the nerd
essenceofclotheslining: no, the worst mistake you ever made was keeping in the dark with 6 lands?
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LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, sabertoothlotus! (Today's storm count: 56)
LRRbot: Oketra's Attendant [3WW] | Creature — Bird Soldier [3/3] | Flying / Cycling {2} / Embalm {3}{W}{W}
LRRbot: Cursed Minotaur [2B] | Creature — Zombie Minotaur [3/2] | Menace
ChaoticCrawler: PogChamp It's dat boi
Evandill: GOT EEEM
LRRbot: Rhet-Crop Spearmaster [2W] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/1] | You may exert Rhet-Crop Spearmaster as it attacks. When you do, it gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn.
ferretbadger84: !highlight mummy
TheTunnelingCat: Hello everyone, how goes your evening
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Dusk_Shine: Her, Paul. the attendant is indeed female :)
r10pez10: so game one was the daddy game
Akchipman: cycle land...
r10pez10: this one ... is the mummy game?
LoadingReadyRun: thecrafter703 lrrSLOTH
LRRbot: Illusory Wrappings [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature has base power and toughness 0/2.
ChaoticCrawler: Are you my mummy?
LRRbot: Vizier of Deferment [2W] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | Flash / When Vizier of Deferment enters the battlefield, you may exile target creature if it attacked or blocked this turn. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
thecrafter703: XD
ferretbadger84: ChaoticCrawler, yes I am your mummy badger friend
icefinch: whelp
lifecharacter: Oh, Adam never got his winner dot.
Thylian1: ruined
SniperPumpkin: not according to the wins tracker, it doesn't count
r10pez10: ChaoticCrawler best story
Akaiatana: Adam discard
Akchipman: COMBOS!!!
Mythdom: Adam still has to discard though
SniperPumpkin: loadingreadyrun, adam needs a winner dot
egyptcraze: hello lrr! hello chat!
MechaKuuga: adam has to discard
killerkorpse99: wow...
LRRbot: Irrigated Farmland | Land — Plains Island | Irrigated Farmland enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {2}
Akaiatana: JUDGE
Frostkitty: PogChamp
Mythdom: lrrJUDGE
ferretbadger84: Hi Egyptcraze; you seem to be sweeping the nation of MTG
Akchipman: Adam, discard a card!
Fuzzypanda2011: its amazing how different the game goes when ben plays more the 1 spell.
Thylian1: discard Adam
raptorwrangler: nerd chatter
MechaKuuga: adam needs to discard a card
raptorwrangler: Judge
cobstrike: Adam discard
essenceofclotheslining: no, don't discard Adam. discard, Adam
Akchipman: Thanks Paul!
cobstrike: Cheats
naruto21er: adam discard
egyptcraze: @ferretbadger84 lol
icefinch: cheats
Mythdom: Big Cheats Savadan over here
Dusk_Shine: big cheatzorz
lifecharacter: Can you embalm the plains? Zombie plains?
Thylian1: @essenceofclotheslining nah, discard adam, hes a bad card Kappa
LRRbot: Winds of Rebuke [1U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Each player puts the top two cards of his or her library into his or her graveyard.
Fuzzypanda2011: Chat is the #1 judge for lrr
LRRbot: Manticore of the Gauntlet [4R] | Creature — Manticore [5/4] | When Manticore of the Gauntlet enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature you control. Manticore of the Gauntlet deals 3 damage to target opponent.
Thylian1: gusty down PogChamp
ferretbadger84: lifecharacter lands with emblam would be interesting
ferretbadger84: token lands
r10pez10: twitch plays pro tour
icefinch: adam those cards are upside down
ArcOfTheConclave: why did 5 of the 6 drafters draft white?
pedrodamoth: Ben also mills right
thecrafter703: No, we are the most annoying judge possibly imagined
killerkorpse99: its the hard Knox life for us
Boros_Burger_Battalion: Boros is best aggro in the format easy
antidancetime: Ben mills, yeah
icefinch: adams grave is annoying me
lifecharacter: Murder your topdeck boys Ben.
Akchipman: I need a break! I exerted and sprained my thumb!
LRRbot: Illusory Wrappings [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature has base power and toughness 0/2.
pedrodamoth: Oh ok then
Akchipman: Adam has upside down cards in the yard! game loss
Dryhad: Send a message, Adam!
r10pez10: i like how adam straightened the graveyard
r10pez10: but didn't flip the upside down ones
Thylian1: do it
Kramburger: lrrJUDGE
Mythdom: I think that's against the rules Ben. lrrJUDGE
thecrafter703: Can we just dare Paul to say random stuff and see what happens?
essjuango: hes not exerted anymore. remove dat
icefinch: mogis isnt here
Thylian1: send the 0/2 in as well
LRRbot: Thresher Lizard [2R] | Creature — Lizard [3/2] | Thresher Lizard gets +1/+2 as long as you have one or fewer cards in hand.
LRRbot: Cartouche of Zeal [R] | Enchantment — Aura Cartouche | Enchant creature you control / When Cartouche of Zeal enters the battlefield, target creature can't block this turn. / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has haste.
Akchipman: Failure to maintain board state, Adam needs a warning
MCJiopur: @thecrafter703 I mean, you could
Mythdom: Big Beats Savidan over here
raptorwrangler: assehole
Dryhad: Message sent!
icefinch: arshole
killerkorpse99: Adam Savagedan
raptorwrangler: There needs to be an arm wrestle after please
Akchipman: TTC
lifecharacter: Adam believes in the touchest card loves.
setralynn: Adam, confirming his status as monster heel. :P
icefinch: i think ben loses
Solomon_Kain: Did Ben draft more than 1 creature?
lifecharacter: toughest*
raptorwrangler: so ben has a chance of winning something
LRRbot: Aven Wind Guide [2WU] | Creature — Bird Warrior [2/3] | Flying, vigilance / Creature tokens you control have flying and vigilance. / Embalm {4}{W}{U}