Am I just Bane?

 Inglonias: @lagrangeismyhomie oh. carry on then
  LRRbot: Sparring Mummy [3W] | Creature — Zombie [3/3] | When Sparring Mummy enters the battlefield, untap target creature.
Thylian1: token?
 essenceofclotheslining: you get a token?
  LRRbot: Winged Shepherd [5W] | Creature — Angel [3/3] | Flying, vigilance / Cycling {W}
ArcOfTheConclave: token?
 lifecharacter: It only costs 3? And you get a token?
killerkorpse99: monument
 DuckRunAmok: Monument trigger
MechaKuuga: 1/1 vigiliance warrior token
 blackwlf: @Inglonias But is there vodka?
willywonka003: monument?
coriolis_: Ian gets a soldier
   LoadingReadyRun: Inglonias Beers in Heaven is my favorite Eric Clapton song
 Inglonias: @blackwlf I dunno. havent been.
 Lagrangeismyhomie: @blackwlf there are presumably a lot of Spirits in heaven, so....
 ferretbadger84: Swaight
MC_GigglePants: swait here for sure
 ferretbadger84: or Swate
 KilrenKrae: can bears drink beer in haven?
MC_GigglePants: let swait
 essenceofclotheslining: swait
 blackwlf: @Lagrangeismyhomie First of all, how dare you.
MechaKuuga: ian in trouble>
MechaKuuga: ?
 ferretbadger84: What gives you the right?
Lynks_9: Ian's always in trouble MechaKuuga 
 Lagrangeismyhomie: @KilrenKrae depends on local laws?
  LRRbot: Winged Shepherd [5W] | Creature — Angel [3/3] | Flying, vigilance / Cycling {W}
  LRRbot: Bloodlust Inciter [R] | Creature — Human Warrior [1/1] | {T}: Target creature gains haste until end of turn.
thecrafter703: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:33:05.
MC_GigglePants: All these angry boys down here
 AlonsoSwift: How inciteful
 Lagrangeismyhomie: @blackwlf I'm just a soul who's intentions are good...who is also pretty drunk
Thylian1: blood is incited
 Lagrangeismyhomie: whose*
 lifecharacter: Ian needs to incite some lusty bloods.
 setralynn: I just tuned in and Nelson is looking very stylish tonight!
Thylian1: token
somewhatclever_: Oh man... I forgot to make a six pack of dicks joke during the draft portion. 
 ChaoticCrawler: "By the armor" AKA "smacking his butt"
Thylian1: lol
coriolis_: Ian gets a warrior
pedrodamoth: Isn't that card ian has is deal 1 to everything card?
 KilrenKrae: something something sanctuary cities something something merica
killerkorpse99: why no twofer?
  LRRbot: Honored Crop-Captain [RW] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/2] | Whenever Honored Crop-Captain attacks, other attacking creatures get +1/+0 until end of turn.
 Lagrangeismyhomie: You gotta incite! For Your Right! To PAAAAAARTAY!
 ferretbadger84: I think Ian's just dead here
 KilrenKrae: 
TwilightAvalon: Ian can win if he says the play
 derek_underscore_g: Yo why does Nelson look like he's about to serve me a nice sarsaparilla
 Lagrangeismyhomie: Ian pls
 DuckRunAmok: Ian has blazing volley which could help a lot here
 ferretbadger84: Look at the cards?
  LRRbot: Blazing Volley [R] | Sorcery | Blazing Volley deals 1 damage to each creature your opponents control.
pedrodamoth: Ian shoulda used blazing volley a long time ago
 ferretbadger84: !advice
  LRRbot: Light a fire in your crotch.
MechaKuuga: that is a sorcery
   LoadingReadyRun: Lagrangeismyhomie I always loved the lyric from Home for a Rest by Spirit of the West "The spirits we drank now ghosts in the room
MechaKuuga: SORCERY
 DuckRunAmok: Oooooh no
killerkorpse99: it would've been good last turn
 Lagrangeismyhomie: @LoadingReadyRun oh, I like that
 AlonsoSwift: rip ian
killerkorpse99: RIP
Darth_Dredge: oh?mI thought we were drafting cube?
 lifecharacter: The well dressed winner.
killerkorpse99: rip 'n' zip
 Lagrangeismyhomie: Nelson just too good
 lifecharacter: Ben and Adam
 Lagrangeismyhomie: has Nelson ever lost in draft?
 lifecharacter: Da bois.
 AlonsoSwift: Is that an Xsplit I saw?
 mastershake29x: they got there
killerkorpse99: Adam SAVAGEDAN
 Inglonias: #bengineering
Darth_Dredge: oh? I thought we were drafting cube?
VerdantMushroom: notcam and alsonotcam 
  The_Ocean_who_Subbed: had to postpone since Alex was sick Darth_Dredge
MechaKuuga: loose plays, goose lays
 DuckRunAmok: Darth_Dredge Alex is ill so they're doing Amonkhet instead
 Issurru: #SAVIDANGUARANTEE
 AlonsoSwift: @Darth_Dredge Alex is out sick, so they didn't want to draft his cube without him.
MC_GigglePants: Beter James and Jame's Son
   LoadingReadyRun: AlonsoSwift  
Darth_Dredge: oh, RIP
 JinaMahavira: @Darth_Dredge Alex is sick and it's his cube so next time
coriolis_: Darth_Dredge: Alex is unwell. They'll do it in a few weeks
Evandill: @Darth_Dredge Alex is sick, and they're not gonona draft his cube without him
 Inglonias: @verdantmushroom Really, they should replace the whole schedule with all Cam All the time
somewhatclever_: poll for who wins, adam vs. ben?
 lifecharacter: Should I also jump in to tell the same person that Alex is sick?
 Lagrangeismyhomie: Hey, guys, is Alex sick or smething?
 KilrenKrae: @Darth_Dredge im not sure but i think he might be dead, you see....i loved him
 Lagrangeismyhomie: 
 Lagrangeismyhomie: 
 Lagrangeismyhomie: Omg, the beej is real
 Dryhad: Oh wow
 KilrenKrae:   
 lifecharacter:  All will be one 
 Dryhad experienced Beej
missbendaley: did cam win?
missbendaley: !standings
 Inglonias: @missbendaley Cam ALWAYS wins
coriolis_: @missbendaley Hasn't played yet. He's last with Serge
 Lagrangeismyhomie: Cam is up after this next match between Adam and Ben
killerkorpse99: (V) (;,,, (V)
 Inglonias: #AllHailGloriousCammander
 ferretbadger84: #PowerSerge
 Issurru: \{T}/
 Lagrangeismyhomie: I'm always curious to see how an individual plays the new Nissa
 lifecharacter: Plaidboi vs. Swoledad.
killerkorpse99: Cam "the magic conch" lauder
 KeiranCoon:   
justwhatever_idk: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:40:55.
 ferretbadger84: Lagrangeismyhomie Cam will probably just keep scrying
 ferretbadger84: forever
killerkorpse99: into eternity?
 Lagrangeismyhomie: A B S
 Lagrangeismyhomie: Always Be Scrying
 ferretbadger84: N N B S
terminalvelocit3: Who won game 1?
 ferretbadger84: Never not be scrying
 Azsedcf: !song
  LRRbot: Big Giant Circles - Snowcones - http://music.biggiantcircles.com/track/snowcones
 RavingPenguin:   
killerkorpse99: A D C
 migelino164: WWBD: What Would Beej Do?
 ferretbadger84: 
killerkorpse99: Always draw cards
Artirion: Nelson won game one
 Inglonias:  
terminalvelocit3: Thx
 Lagrangeismyhomie: Beej always Flunges then Rotates at the end
thecrafter703: He would play 40 Shawdowborn apostles
 lifecharacter: Spindown to Flunge to dropping the game for Fire Emblem.
 ChaoticCrawler: Cam v Serge is going to be crazy, the two of them basically got tons of awesome cards
killerkorpse99: and then forget the big demon
 JinaMahavira: ***
 Dusk_Shine: what happened to the cube plan?
 Lagrangeismyhomie: "Ladies"
 Suffix: IT'S A RAID
 migelino164: WE'RE HERE!
 Kramburger: !quote Adam
  LRRbot: Quote #282: "I'm not necessarily black." —Adam [2015-05-17]
BopRock: Lotta arm there
 RavingPenguin: GO TEAM ADAM
Halvhir: Hallo!
MCJiopur: @Dusk_Shine Alex is sick
 essenceofclotheslining: THE Adam
thecrafter703: @dusk_shine Alex got sick
 Suffix: Lookat these WoW nerds. 
  going_medium: Mirror match?
 Dusk_Shine: oh, boo-urns
 mastershake29x: not sure if this will be the best match of the night, but it will certainly be the loudest
 Akaiatana: Ben, can we see that awesome tattoo?
BopRock: lots of arm
somewhatclever_: Never seen Ben's tattoo before. Ben will you show us it now?
LloydWallace: Let's go Adam! :clap clap clapclapclap:
thehappypurplehippo: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Adam's Gamehaus at Sat 11:00 AM PDT (15:08 from now).
 shurtal: Careful Ben, Adam might dab on ya, how will you come back from that?
 Procrastronauts: Never noticed that Ben has a troll on his arm
 Issurru: Ben casually showing off his huge arm
MCJiopur: I'm so confused, I don't know who to cheer for
 ferretbadger84: #TeamZippoTricks
 Dryhad: "That mysterious beverage Ian had"
BopRock: lots of arm
Swamplor: This lens makes Ben look swole AF
Evandill: I'm cheering for Ben
 ChaoticCrawler: Seriously, they're Boros as well? No wonder Cam and Serge it the jackpot
 essenceofclotheslining: HE KEEPS IN THE DARK
 BusTed: He's Mavericking!
 underhill33: Hoo boy
Flea_Hastings: Now play without looking.
killerkorpse99: adam "the luck sack" savidan
Rocketman210: magic roulette
 Dusk_Shine: They STILL have Moonbrau kicking around?
 Kramburger: HOO BOY
 SolarJudas: Yes Adam Yessss
 Azsedcf: what happened to cube?
 spicydungus: go adam
 Lagrangeismyhomie: They both drew sleeves...straight gas
 FireBasilisk53: oh no
 Spacecarl:  
 RavingPenguin: Adam "Heart of the Cards" Savidan
 Lagrangeismyhomie: Ben, no
killerkorpse99: welcome to the gun show
 underhill33:   
Thylian1: hopefully ben is drinking beer lol
 migelino164: GG EZ Game 2?
 lifecharacter: Bad first hand vs. Boros.
MCJiopur: @Azsedcf Alex is sick
 Dusk_Shine: Ben's sleeves now entirely appropriate
 lifecharacter: What could go wrong.
Inkompetence: Of course he sticks to his guns, they're attached to his shoulders!
coriolis_: LOL
Akchipman: All the errors!
  LRRbot: Fan Bearer [W] | Creature — Zombie [1/2] | {2}, {T}: Tap target creature.
Rocketman210: fabreeze
  LRRbot: Irrigated Farmland | Land — Plains Island | Irrigated Farmland enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {2}
 MalBeam: fandango
killerkorpse99: fan easy
Thylian1: LUL 
Akchipman: First time seeing that cycled turn 2
thehappypurplehippo: Ben goes turn 1 ritual into riual into ritual into tendrils into tendrils I win.
missbendaley: cast out 
  LRRbot: Bloodrage Brawler [1R] | Creature — Minotaur Warrior [4/3] | When Bloodrage Brawler enters the battlefield, discard a card.
 Lagrangeismyhomie: EZ BREEZY
killerkorpse99: it begins
 SolarJudas: Yikes
 ferretbadger84: Everyone is boros
Fuzzypanda2011: do i see all landd in bens hand?
Akchipman: focus!
 RavingPenguin: Bens card sleeves predicting his future
 Dryhad: @thehappypurplehippo One mana short?
 Kramburger: Adam's brain's too big
  LRRbot: Splendid Agony [2B] | Instant | Distribute two -1/-1 counters among one or two target creatures.
  LRRbot: Fan Bearer [W] | Creature — Zombie [1/2] | {2}, {T}: Tap target creature.
killerkorpse99: the fanboys
 migelino164: Ben's sleeves just say it all
 teavian: 2 BREEZY 2 QUEEZY
 Inglonias: Even with a proper hand, ben is toast when there are two fan bearers tapping him down
Akchipman: don't make deals with the devil
 ferretbadger84: I got lrr'd into
Rocketman210: never trust the savidan
  LRRbot: Archfiend of Ifnir [3BB] | Creature — Demon [5/4] | Flying / Whenever you cycle or discard another card, put a -1/-1 counter on each creature your opponents control. / Cycling {2}
Thylian1: 
killerkorpse99: adam savagedan shows no remorse
Akchipman: And there is the demon!
Thylian1: Bomb 
  LRRbot: Honed Khopesh [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Equip {1}
 mastershake29x: "something" = top 3 creature in the set?
 AlonsoSwift: The only equipment in the set, and it's kinda 
 ferretbadger84: !card trusty machete
  LRRbot: Trusty Machete [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+1. / Equip {2}
 Obi_Wan_Canadian: I
Akchipman: !card honed kopesh
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
raptorwrangler: Pull from tomorrow
  LRRbot: Winds of Rebuke [1U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Each player puts the top two cards of his or her library into his or her graveyard.
 kpiozero: Ben's arms are pretty dnag beefy
 lifecharacter: Feels bad man.
 Issurru: Ben showing off them swole gains
 kpiozero: ben is swole indeed
  LRRbot: Winged Shepherd [5W] | Creature — Angel [3/3] | Flying, vigilance / Cycling {W}
Akchipman: You done goofed up!
 AlonsoSwift: Wait, Ben's on Esper?
missbendaley: ya
Fuzzypanda2011: poor ben
Thylian1: flipped lands  
raptorwrangler: Judge. Island is upside down!
Akchipman: fix the island
 ferretbadger84: 
  LRRbot: Tah-Crop Skirmisher [1U] | Creature — Naga Warrior [2/1] | Embalm {3}{U}
 AlonsoSwift: Guys, it's double-tapped 
 lifecharacter: Flip all the other islands.
 Dryhad: Island is confused
 BusTed: Double tapped.
thecrafter703: We all get triggerd by the simplest crap
 lifecharacter: Than transform them into werewolf islands.
Akchipman: Illegal tapping, game loss!
Fuzzypanda2011: bens island is irtating
  LRRbot: Magma Spray [R] | Instant | Magma Spray deals 2 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
 Akaiatana: Ben! Tattoo please!
icefinch: mul to -2
raptorwrangler: Arm wrestle please
raptorwrangler: at the end
raptorwrangler: Pls
Thylian1: please no ben, no mulling
missbendaley: who won?
 Mythdom: Paul you mad man
 Iseeuwhenustream: gentlemen's mull to 0
JA_Pinkerton: NSH 2 ANA 1 btw
Thylian1: lol
 AlonsoSwift: It worked for James last LRL 
 ferretbadger84: Jund 'em right out
Akchipman: Jund em out
raptorwrangler: 
 Mythdom: NERD
 F1SH0R: nerds!
 Suffix: NERDS
icefinch: nerd
 BusTed:   
 Inglonias: 
Akchipman: WoW! just WoW!
 essenceofclotheslining: wowboooiiiisss
killerkorpse99: Wow....
Noodles_15: Wow
raptorwrangler: Revenge of the nerds
 Dusk_Shine: @JA_Pinkerton my only horse in the race is PIT now, so...eh? Thanks for the update though. 
 Dryhad: WoW Bois
 Serifina: I'm so sorry for you both.
r10pez10: #wowbois
icefinch: right now
 migelino164: NNNNEEEEEEEEERRRRRDDDSS!
 solahwin_tampramain: ben has a tat?!?
 Aarek: #wowbois
FourEcho: moonguard, ERP for all!
 ATravellingMan: Does Adam have a matching tattoo?
JA_Pinkerton: dusk - game's fast and brutal so far
 ChaoticCrawler: Moon Guard  Bad things happen on that server...
 L3thalRose: rimght this seconmd - laptop under the table
Evandill: WoW nerd.... I'd totally get that for my tauren druid
raptorwrangler: No drinks near magi cards pls
icefinch: yes for you
Noodles_15: Didn't a WoW addiction, hit one of the orginal members of 64k? 
Akchipman: !kappa
Evandill: Oh *** i"m on mon guard.
 F1SH0R: can we get a bonus wow stream soon lol
 Mythdom: 
 Dusk_Shine: @JA_Pinkerton i'd be disappointed in both teams if it wasn't, that's kinda the point of hockey, right? 
Rivulatus_: NERDS
 Inglonias: Wow Paul. RUDE
 Suffix: Especially fellow Snorsh United members. 
JA_Pinkerton: dusk - not if you're the Rangers
  LRRbot: Bloodrage Brawler [1R] | Creature — Minotaur Warrior [4/3] | When Bloodrage Brawler enters the battlefield, discard a card.
Akchipman: Nerd is a badge of honor!
thecrafter703: Paul, we all think it's you that's the nerd
 essenceofclotheslining: no, the worst mistake you ever made was keeping in the dark with 6 lands?
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  LRRbot: Oketra's Attendant [3WW] | Creature — Bird Soldier [3/3] | Flying / Cycling {2} / Embalm {3}{W}{W}
  LRRbot: Cursed Minotaur [2B] | Creature — Zombie Minotaur [3/2] | Menace
 ChaoticCrawler:  It's dat boi
Evandill: GOT EEEM
  LRRbot: Rhet-Crop Spearmaster [2W] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/1] | You may exert Rhet-Crop Spearmaster as it attacks. When you do, it gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn.
 ferretbadger84: !highlight mummy
TheTunnelingCat: Hello everyone, how goes your evening
  LRRbot: Highlight added.
 Dusk_Shine: Her, Paul. the attendant is indeed female 
r10pez10: so game one was the daddy game
Akchipman: cycle land...
r10pez10: this one ... is the mummy game?
   LoadingReadyRun: thecrafter703 
  LRRbot: Illusory Wrappings [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature has base power and toughness 0/2.
 ChaoticCrawler: Are you my mummy?
  LRRbot: Vizier of Deferment [2W] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | Flash / When Vizier of Deferment enters the battlefield, you may exile target creature if it attacked or blocked this turn. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
thecrafter703: XD
 ferretbadger84: ChaoticCrawler, yes I am your mummy badger friend
icefinch: whelp
 lifecharacter: Oh, Adam never got his winner dot.
Thylian1: ruined
 SniperPumpkin: not according to the wins tracker, it doesn't count
r10pez10: ChaoticCrawler best story
 Akaiatana: Adam discard
Akchipman: COMBOS!!!
 Mythdom: Adam still has to discard though
 SniperPumpkin: loadingreadyrun, adam needs a winner dot
 egyptcraze: hello lrr! hello chat!
MechaKuuga: adam has to discard
killerkorpse99: wow...
  LRRbot: Irrigated Farmland | Land — Plains Island | Irrigated Farmland enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {2}
 Akaiatana: JUDGE
 Frostkitty: 
 Mythdom: 
 ferretbadger84: Hi Egyptcraze; you seem to be sweeping the nation of MTG
Akchipman: Adam, discard a card!
Fuzzypanda2011: its amazing how different the game goes when ben plays more the 1 spell.
Thylian1: discard Adam
raptorwrangler: nerd chatter
MechaKuuga: adam needs to discard a card
raptorwrangler: Judge
cobstrike: Adam discard
 essenceofclotheslining: no, don't discard Adam. discard, Adam
Akchipman: Thanks Paul!
cobstrike: Cheats
naruto21er: adam discard
 egyptcraze: @ferretbadger84 lol
icefinch: cheats
 Mythdom: Big Cheats Savadan over here
 Dusk_Shine: big cheatzorz
 lifecharacter: Can you embalm the plains? Zombie plains?
Thylian1: @essenceofclotheslining nah, discard adam, hes a bad card 
  LRRbot: Winds of Rebuke [1U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Each player puts the top two cards of his or her library into his or her graveyard.
Fuzzypanda2011: Chat is the #1 judge for lrr
  LRRbot: Manticore of the Gauntlet [4R] | Creature — Manticore [5/4] | When Manticore of the Gauntlet enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature you control. Manticore of the Gauntlet deals 3 damage to target opponent.
Thylian1: gusty down 
 ferretbadger84: lifecharacter lands with emblam would be interesting
 ferretbadger84: token lands
r10pez10: twitch plays pro tour
icefinch: adam those cards are upside down
ArcOfTheConclave: why did 5 of the 6 drafters draft white?
pedrodamoth: Ben also mills right
thecrafter703: No, we are the most annoying judge possibly imagined
killerkorpse99: its the hard Knox life for us
 Boros_Burger_Battalion: Boros is best aggro in the format easy
antidancetime: Ben mills, yeah
icefinch: adams grave is annoying me
 lifecharacter: Murder your topdeck boys Ben.
Akchipman: I need a break! I exerted and sprained my thumb!
  LRRbot: Illusory Wrappings [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature has base power and toughness 0/2.
pedrodamoth: Oh ok then
Akchipman: Adam has upside down cards in the yard! game loss
 Dryhad: Send a message, Adam!
r10pez10: i like how adam straightened the graveyard
r10pez10: but didn't flip the upside down ones
Thylian1: do it
 Kramburger: 
 Mythdom: I think that's against the rules Ben. 
thecrafter703: Can we just dare Paul to say random stuff and see what happens?
essjuango: hes not exerted anymore. remove dat
icefinch: mogis isnt here
Thylian1: send the 0/2 in as well
  LRRbot: Thresher Lizard [2R] | Creature — Lizard [3/2] | Thresher Lizard gets +1/+2 as long as you have one or fewer cards in hand.
  LRRbot: Cartouche of Zeal [R] | Enchantment — Aura Cartouche | Enchant creature you control / When Cartouche of Zeal enters the battlefield, target creature can't block this turn. / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has haste.
Akchipman: Failure to maintain board state, Adam needs a warning
MCJiopur: @thecrafter703 I mean, you could
 Mythdom: Big Beats Savidan over here
raptorwrangler: assehole
 Dryhad: Message sent!
icefinch: arshole
killerkorpse99: Adam Savagedan
raptorwrangler: There needs to be an arm wrestle after please
Akchipman: TTC
 lifecharacter: Adam believes in the touchest card loves.
 setralynn: Adam, confirming his status as monster heel. 
icefinch: i think ben loses
 Solomon_Kain: Did Ben draft more than 1 creature?
 lifecharacter: toughest*
raptorwrangler: so ben has a chance of winning something
  LRRbot: Aven Wind Guide [2WU] | Creature — Bird Warrior [2/3] | Flying, vigilance / Creature tokens you control have flying and vigilance. / Embalm {4}{W}{U}
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