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RockPusher: !box
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They_Are_Alyx: Oooh getting the rare Kathleen & Paul combo today
RockPusher: Hehehe, Kathleen opinions, a fun little treat lrrDARK
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beowuuf: ooh, interesting line up
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Raiz0k: Nice.
TheMerricat: Still getting used to Chillpoint happening in the Moonbase studios vs being a homestream :D
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felrender: So can we talk about how Paldean Wooper is one of the Pokemon of all time
lirazel64: Wheeee!
GapFiller: felrender nalvThink Wooper or bread dog
Raiz0k: @GapFiller *yeast dog
GapFiller: yeh what am I saying its not even bread
felrender: Fidough is merely a further entry in the Pokemon Anthropology discourse, I wanna talk about my beautiful hellbender child
GapFiller: its dough
Raiz0k: A moist yeast dog, to be specific.
TheMerricat: I mean after meeting a fire type pokemon, Yeast dog, bread dog, same diff. :P
paronomasiac042: yeast dog is beast dog. moist dog is... boist... dog
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felrender: is there a non-Vaporeon Water Dog?
Raiz0k: Can you imagine "moist" being one of the damage types?
elkae: Hi Kathleen!
Brozard: braven10PRISM braven10PRISM braven10PRISM
Raiz0k: :D
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RockPusher: That is a great Beej impression
ANeMzero: A kathleen/paul chillpoint, the rarest of chillpoints
DiscordianTokkan: Yep, thatsa beej
Snowcookies: hi!
emberBecky: lrrDARK lrrAWESOME wooo
elkae: lrrHEATHER lrrBEEEJ
GapFiller: good evening lrrKATHLEEN K lrrPAUL P lrrHEART lrrDARK lrrSHINE
ThorSokar: I voted Lizard, I got Kathleen!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
bytecaster: @Raiz0k I don't know what we are talking about but isn't moist more of a status ailment.
RockPusher: lrrDARK
MagicalAttackGecko: seabatClap seabatClap
ANeMzero: Got it in one
elkae: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
GapFiller: if anyone can split the dfference its Kathleen
TheAinMAP: Hello lrrKATHLEEN lrrPAUL
beowuuf: where did kathleen go?
Riiiiiiis: oh hai
KV1NN4: lrrBEEJ lrrKATHLEEN lrrHEATHER lrrPAUL
Raiz0k: @Raiz0k Sorry, not much into pokeman's, I meant like fire/grass, etc. And... yes, maybe?
TheMerricat: So Kathleen is simultaneously going to lead us off into five hour long side conversations AND be the responsible adult trying to get us back on path?
bytecaster: @Raiz0k Ah I see, yeah that dog is definitely type bread/moist.
KV1NN4: i was eating dinner 8n8
lion_byte: lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL
TheMerricat: @Raiz0k So one of the new pokemon is a dog that is essentially moist bread dough, the pokedex entry is VERY specific about having yeasty breath and a moist, pliable skin....
DiscordianTokkan: I still like my St. Bunard
Raiz0k: @Raiz0k Yes, I meant "type", thank you!
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Raiz0k: I'm trying to make a pun of Chalka and drawing blanks.
SquidVorb: Doughkeymon
jacobsh97: Is Paul just talking about Fighting Foodons?
Spacecarl: Theres like 3 or 4
DiscordianTokkan: Slurpuff is already a Whipped Cream Dog too!
bytecaster: In this parallel world, we resolve all our conflicts by having our pastries fight.
TheThirdTail: There's a gd ice cream cone
Juliamon: Alcremie, Slurpuff, Vanillite
lirazel64: In Denmark, what we call Danish pastry is weinerbrød. So...
LadyLockwood92: Yeah, they've done food mons before.
Brozard: Which course? Discourse
LadyLockwood92: Usually.
Spacecarl: I assume you cant use them in battle at the start
mowdownjoe: You do get them at the beginning, but I don't know if they're usable in battle early.
DiscordianTokkan: They're the Box Legendaries, but I figure you won't get to actually FIGHT with them until the end
Raiz0k: Maybe there's power creep and there's Super-Legendaries or whatever?
Foxmar320: Normally yeah at the end.
Foxmar320: No those are the box legendaries.
mowdownjoe: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
TheMerricat: Human type pokemon.....
RonaldMcDownload: diglett
DerDrongo: they already have a mr mime
RockPusher: Mr Mime exists…
AluvianSprinter: Rotom is other machinery pokemon
Mordin_Solus_Sings: There are some extremely phallic pokemon already
bytecaster: I'm sure there is a fan rom hack for that
Foxmar320: I love the one that has wheels and just runs
delta__vee: no gods no masters no coherent metaphysics
LadyLockwood92: I have bad news Paul.
DiscordianTokkan: Imean... Diglet is KINDA dildo shaped
Telanyxis: I'm definitely calling that bike pokémon 'Shiva', because FF13 had that bad idea first.
bytecaster: The "Wooloo" as it were
LadyLockwood92: Lechonk
They_Are_Alyx: LeChonk
RonaldMcDownload: the dread pirate LeChonk
Raiz0k: Well that's new.
RockPusher: Wooloo 4eva sergeSheep
LadyLockwood92: Still hoping for Don Quaxote
mowdownjoe: The grass starter Sprigatito was getting a lot of love at first, and why wouldn't you love that kitty?
DoodlestheGreat: "Interest."
mowdownjoe: But really, spicy pepper croc Fuecoco looks sweet.
DiscordianTokkan: I will have a pokemon team of 3-5 feral LeChonk
Foxmar320: The fire croc is best boi
iris_of_ether: Don't forget poison Wooper!
bytecaster: Does a water stone make it even more moist?
DoodlestheGreat: A Rye Rotty.
LadyLockwood92: Baguette maybe?
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Isn't that just a Baguette?
DiscordianTokkan: Breadsticks?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: A cheese stick?
DoodlestheGreat: A Dough-berman Pinscher.
Lazarus2511: beagle bagel
iris_of_ether: Barkette
Foxmar320: I want a bread cat thats just a loaf
Dromos_GHG: Whipette
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Brozard: I just want to see a Mont Blanc Puli dog
iris_of_ether: Isn't adult Pokemon just Megaten?
Raiz0k: *Freud would like to know your location*
DiscordianTokkan: Loves exploring Holes
saucemaster5000: cowards
Brozard: @iris_of_ether *yes*
DoodlestheGreat: I would not use that dog as asex toy. You'd gate one HELL of a yeast infection.
Pinwiz11: I did like Doughberman in the YT comments
Lazarus2511: @DoodlestheGreat XD
Telanyxis: Pokémon are pure child-kidnapping balloons.
RockPusher: Yes, the no image needed for this gag :D
Raiz0k: Just learned there's a dog breed called the Bolognesse. So second evolution is set, but needs a missing link with one having an uncooked pasta pun.
iris_of_ether: That graphic was choice
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: The Sourdough Retriever?
Mai_Andra: Well, there is that screw one with the little nut sticking up on top of its head...
Arikell: Graham's request was great
bytecaster: It was very funny.
public_key_reveal_party: That did make me laugh when I saw that
Raiz0k: Yes, we're all very thankful.
GapFiller: theres a moral to this story
Raiz0k: Literally being a whale so large, you become Moby Dick in the matchmaker.
RockPusher: They paid. They won.
Metric_Furlong: a 100k business expense
bytecaster: I was always of the opinion that you cannot video game wrong, but that guy certainly proved me wrong, huh.
niccus: lootcrate mukbang
princess_intell: hey there
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Did he just cash out of NFTs and needed a new solid investement for his money?
Foxmar320: 100k on any game is too much
saucemaster5000: 100k gets you what? 2 Warhammer armies?
princess_intell: 100k could buy a house in some places
TemporallyAwry: Opening loot-boxes as "content" goes infinite if you have wild enough fans.
DoodlestheGreat: As long as you can make content out of it, you'll likely be able to write off at least part of it.
Raiz0k: That's hilarious :D.
bytecaster: Also we already have the money now, so ... suck it?
Foxmar320: saucemaster5000 two and you still have to paint them
princess_intell: or at least put a considerable dent in the price of one
Metric_Furlong: saucemaster5000 second hand, yes Kappa
princess_intell: how long has the game been out?
RockPusher: Kathleen literal, actual, former Mobile App Journalist
princess_intell: wait for real
bytecaster: Just scale him down, if he is so unhappy.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Whales are usually people with gambling issues that are abused by gaming companies, and then are run into massive debt.
Foxmar320: It's only been out maybe two months I think?
Arikell: Just make him the raid boss
princess_intell: i just can't even imagine sinking 100k into a video game
thanksinternet: @TheSoundOfWhiteNoise This
princess_intell: that's college and mortgage money
TheMerricat: Diablo Immortal's Release date was :June 2, 2022....
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Lootboxes are specifically designed to target people with gambling problems.
bytecaster: Only if is his boss epithet is "Look at this idiot"
princess_intell: @TheMerricat H O W
djsombrero: hello
Raiz0k: @TheMerricat Streamer money.
public_key_reveal_party: I was going to say that might be a bad look to encourage people spending that much money, but then I forgot that blizzard doesn't care
princess_intell: maybe this will give the streamer a chance to take a step back and ask themselves some serious questions about their mental health
Raiz0k: I guess "infinity" is a "long time".
princess_intell: (i don't know the streamer)
TheMerricat: And folk thought Ian paying $90 for a Rhythm game was lavish.... :D
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: The 10 people with a PS5 never discovered that system.
bytecaster: I hadn't even had the opportunity to not use it for lack of PS5.
Foxmar320: I gave up looking for a PS5
TheMerricat: Of course Paul didn't read the manual, he had 5 of them! :D
princess_intell: you read none of the manuels for your five ps5s?
public_key_reveal_party: It's not a bad idea, just like...
Raiz0k: @princess_intell I don't know that particular streamer's revenue, but if they're relatively high up, it can easily be something they can consider a worthwhile investment to bring in the views. Yes, it's still absurd.
bytecaster: Knowing the internet all of these would have been used to bm if they had been used. Starts spamming "Welcoming"
bytecaster: You have been awarded "Good sport" 200 times
Raiz0k: Didn't Penny Arcade make a comic exactly on that?
Foxmar320: You were awards the "You tried" medal 30 times
public_key_reveal_party: My life got a lot better when I cut out most of my online multiplayer games
djsombrero: Don't know if the LRR peeps will see this, just want to say I loved yalls old school MTG videos back in the day.
bytecaster: At this point many of the games for which I wanted to buy a PS5 have been ported to PC and my desire to buy one sinks every day.
Raiz0k: You've received the "GG" award with "EZ" bling.
public_key_reveal_party: 5 of them for instance?
lion_byte: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Foxmar320: Ive seen Xbox Series in stores but still no PS5s
Raiz0k: "We, the PStocracy"
lion_byte: lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL
SquidVorb: YouTube TV apps suck everywhere
Foxmar320: YT on PS4 was also not great but yeah, it's there
princess_intell: all things eventually lead back to pc
Pinwiz11: My streaming box has shifted as various systems mess up the Twtich app. First it was removed from Roku, then the Fire TV version upgraded to something horrible, now I'm on Chromecast...
princess_intell: except bloodbourne, apparently
Raiz0k: I mean, PS*3* was already being used as a computing cluster component, they (in)famously could have ran Linux.
RockPusher: Or in the case of the xbox, the DRM security components coming to PCs
Foxmar320: GamePass is so good
djsombrero: my favorite system is Nintendo Switch.
princess_intell: @Raiz0k not horribly surprised, those things were beefy
bytecaster: @Raiz0k But it was still a weird PowerPC multicore abomination. The current console are just an x86 PC with a slightly weird I/O model.
public_key_reveal_party: Sony making games basically timed exclusives before going to PC is kinda awesome, but it did kill my interest in buying a playstation
DiscordianTokkan: Nope!
objectivefailure: No Netflix
lion_byte: youtube is on switch
djsombrero: Switch has openoffice
princess_intell: @djsombrero w h y
bytecaster: The Wii hat Netflix ironically
Mai_Andra: There were apps on Wii, but that was a long time ago...
public_key_reveal_party: @djsombrero really?
bytecaster: *had
ThorSokar: Nintendo isn't good at any "internet" thing
Nemo_Rasa: Hulu and crunchyroll are on swith
princess_intell: @bytecaster my family kept our wii exclusively as a streaming box until we got a roku
Raiz0k: @Raiz0k They were not only beefy, but also relatively cheap for that amount of bovine muscles.
bytecaster: @bytecaster Sweet sweet SD content
Mandillio: Is persona actually getting a switch release or was that fake?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: I installed Twitch on my Switch, but I did that in preparation of Desert Bus For Hope, because I don't have a TV in my bedroom.
objectivefailure: @Mandillio That's real
LordZarano: The Wii could actually play dvds, but only through a homebrew app, not officially
princess_intell: @Mandillio persona's getting an everything release
djsombrero: doom and gloom sells unfortunately
public_key_reveal_party: everything is fine is a really good sketch name though
princess_intell: lrrFINE
Lazarus2511: I mean I'd read an article entitiled "everything is fine" in all caps
Raiz0k: Personally still numb after similar headlines about laptop sales.
KakuEpsilon: That's hyper rude of you to assume th switch is not capable of running Twitch, since that's how I am watching you right now, Kathleen. >(
LadyLockwood92: How's the weather up there?
RockPusher: Market resumes status quo after two years of diruptive externalities
Mai_Andra: This is why we're here. lrrAWESOME
TheMerricat: Kathleen hasn't watched any of these with Beej in them has she? lrrAWESOME
Raiz0k: Preach, Kathleen, preach!
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Raiz0k: @TheMerricat Yeah, but Beej gets that only every other (oh who am I kidding, every full stop) Chillpoint ;).
djsombrero: I love you guys but i gotta go to work.
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Lazarus2511: :D
Riiiiiiis: the word regurgitating was used ;-)
gravity_pike: local reporters :bathtub-faucet: easily disproven police statements
bytecaster: "Today, we have Beej physically on scene inside the actual App Store. Beej, how is the market doing?"
Raiz0k: Of course it is.
public_key_reveal_party: data dot ai is the worst name I have ever heard
RockPusher: As is a seemingly permanent trend, satirical news shows tend to have better journalistic integrity than many actual outlets lrrDARK
bytecaster: generic.analytics
Riiiiiiis: eeeverything has to be AI (which doesn't esist)
Lazarus2511: trying to get those ai investment dollas
Raiz0k: ^this
Raiz0k: AI on the blockchain
gravity_pike: investers fukken love it when you claim to have AI
kusinohki: data.aeiou (hi everyone!)
Raiz0k: Hello @kusinohki !
public_key_reveal_party: Legitimately things get named stuff like that in tech all the time, the name implies something that is nothing related to the product
Riiiiiiis: constant growth = stupid goal :-/
bytecaster: All the people getting hooked on Gatcha during the Pandemic are not suddenly gonna stop. The Skinner boxes are especially made to prevent that.
Lazarus2511: I mean biowear did used to do medical stuff apparently
LordZarano: Regression to the mean!
Telanyxis: But Kathleen, number must always go up.
KV1NN4: Kathleen witht eh truth
gravity_pike: I bet the deal is that the companies pretended that the pandemic growth rate would last forever to get more investor dollars, and then they had to hire people to justify their statements to their investors, and then those people got laid off when the real world asserted itself.
They_Are_Alyx: As James Stephanie Sterling always says, Corporations don't just want *some* of the money, they want *all* of the money, in perpetuity
Juliamon: Niantic doesn't understand how to look farther than a year ahead
Riiiiiiis: a lof ot data gathering yeah,,
SquidVorb: Ingress was back when they were owned by Google
bytecaster: Turns out wizards are not pocket monsters
LordZarano: Heather still plays the Pikmin one right?
public_key_reveal_party: Ah yes, the telltale games approach
CaptainSpam: Then there's Pikmin Bloom, which is a nice passive thing, but there's no realistic way for it to earn cash...
KakuEpsilon: I mean, it probably didn't help having J.K. Rowling screaming about trans people to really tank stuff related to Harry Potter
They_Are_Alyx: The HP one also come at around the same time JKR *really* showed her entire ass
Raiz0k: @Juliamon Arguably they had, which is why they were running all those side bets. Not saying there were actually good at finding the right direction within that time.
Foxmar320: They also did that Pikmin game that everyone forgot about
emberBecky: I've been wanting to try the Pikmin one but Pokemon Go has it's hooks me again currently >.<
emberBecky: its*
Foxmar320: I still have it installed but I never open it
Riiiiiiis: hehehe
Foxmar320: I check Pokemon Go every day
Metric_Furlong: you don't need to pay money to walk *yet*
kusinohki: "walking with extra steps" got me for some reason...
TheThirdTail: You don't need to pay money to walk??? - Aghast capitalist
miralalala: i think people really over estimate how much of the decline in HP IP popularity is due to the blatant transphobia. for the average consumer the media she's putting out being simply bad is a much bigger factor
saucemaster5000: weirdly people started walking during the pandemic and didn't need to gamify it to do it
emberBecky: The reviews say it doesn't make you turn Pikmin into candy which sounds nice. Also I like plant pokemon best.
KV1NN4: I haven't paid a cent to the pikmin game, it helps because i don't get as much out of just walking. i like planting flowers and seeing my path XD
Foxmar320: I have three cats following me around. Good enough
GapFiller: one day it will stop being Sonics 30th
TheMerricat: Chat does anyone remember those games where you got what was essentially an audio visual novel that progressed based on your walking history, I remember one based on a zombie apocalypse but can't find any info on it anymore....
Foxmar320: When Sonic hits 31 it may end
bytecaster: We could, but no one ever will, because who cares.
saucemaster5000: Beej is unstuck in time
Pinwiz11: @TheMerricat There's Zombie, Run!, but I don't know if that is waht you are thinking about
GapFiller: saucemaster5000 'listen, Brendan Dery has come unstuck in time (so it goes)'
BlueMechanic: I'm still vibing to the year of Luigi
Foxmar320: Im surprised they didn't just do a Saturn mini.
saucemaster5000: @TheMerricat Zombies run? The person who wrote that one was pretty cool
They_Are_Alyx: @TheMerricat You mean "Zombies, Run!"? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombies,_Run!
GapFiller: Foxmar320 much harder
TheMerricat: that was it chat :) Thanks!
GapFiller: the Saturn is a nightmare to emulate
gravity_pike: maybe all of the chips are being eaten by Sony Kappa
ThorSokar: I'm sure we could figure it out
GapFiller: if it doesnt have Penn&Teller Smoke & Mirrors then whats the point
Juliamon: speaking of Sony, I'm a little sad Beej isn't here to give his opinion on Crunchyroll's latest acquisition
LordZarano: Cheat code: tap left 500 times
Metric_Furlong: ah, deleted scenes
TwitchTVsFrank: sonic released in north America in June 1991. sonic is 31
Juliamon: the 10-but?
rubikdarkwill: @LordZarano While holding A
bytecaster: Right, the social media company that wasn't familiar with gaming working for EA
Raiz0k: @bytecaster Ironically, a pro gamer move.
novrdd: 30% is kinda huge right... :O
miralalala: isn't literally half EAs business going away with FIFA
Raiz0k: No, they have core "modifications" after they spend some time in front of our Skinner boxes.
bytecaster: Single player games only make us millions and millions of money, but you have to remember, they are not habit forming, and thus not as profitable
Invitare: what Live Services does EA do? Is it FiFa?
Mordin_Solus_Sings: 30% of their income is still over $2 billion dollars
public_key_reveal_party: If EA just stopped existing tonight, would anyone care though?
RockPusher: seabatClap
They_Are_Alyx: @Invitare Various sports games
ThorSokar: "Live Services" aka "Loot Boxes" aka "Gambling"
Raiz0k: @public_key_reveal_party Remembering when EA were actually innovative, yes, for about 5s.
bytecaster: It is always Fifa
gravity_pike: wait do the Newfies have one of those 30 minute offset timezones? as a dev, those are the bane of my existence
Raiz0k: Dating sim? Dating sim!
Pinwiz11: I need to play the Dating Sim
NUTSOFODEN: Date By Daylight
LadyLockwood92: Hooked On You iirc
like_100_bears: so i came on at a weird time...
saucemaster5000: Day by Dateline
miralalala: they know their audience so well
They_Are_Alyx: @gravity_pike Yes
TheThirdTail: I'd have gone with Dead by Date Night
KeytarCat: Monster lrrEFF ers unite!
Pinwiz11: It says a lot on how thirsty their players are, and I say that as one of them :)
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Metric_Furlong: may or may not also say something about the playerbase Kappa
electric_claire: Now Kiss is here in your heart
Juliamon: A lot of horror enthusiasts are super thirsty
Mandillio: Will now kiss ever come back even jusr as a bonus stream?
Mandillio: *just
Raiz0k: @gravity_pike Well, someone on the chat understanding me being orthodox against used purely offset-based date encodings (instead of time-zone-based) xD.
Pinwiz11: It's Vault Hunters, the standalone game
niccus: Castle Doctrine but not a chud
bytecaster: Fortnite lost its building mode so the universe needed to compensate with a different shooting and building game.
brainbosh: Is this what Rust turned into?
Raiz0k: Oh, a very asymmetric game? Sounds cool!
niccus: also see: Mighty Quest for Epic Loot a while back
KeytarCat: I played a twin-stick like this!
KeytarCat: @niccus I think it was that one, in fact
Raiz0k: Especially if they use Dixit-type scoring, that sounds great.
Mordin_Solus_Sings: I question how well-designed to be fun these places actually will be, rather than just annoying/slow/unfun mazes or imposible
bytecaster: I assume you have to win it once yourself like in Mario Maker
They_Are_Alyx: ^
SK__Ren: This reminds me of Quest for Epic Loot
niccus: if you have logic gates and doors, i bet you can make a maze that takes years to walk through
brainbosh: For Mario Maker, don't you have to beat it yourself to upload it?
novrdd: this would be hard to balance for sure ...
Mordin_Solus_Sings: That doesn't necessarily ensure it's fun though
kusinohki: wouldn't mind a DnD style dungeon maker vs RPG group...
bytecaster: Definitely. Some people have needed hours to beat their own levels and then uploaded them.
Juliamon: There's both aggressive kaizo levels AND autoscroll "listen to this song I replicated" levels
ThorSokar: In Mario maker you have to beat it w/o diieng from the start AND from each checkpoint to upload it
Invitare: and then there was Waluigi levels
KeytarCat: @ThorSokar To guarantee you can't soft-lock at a checkpoint
novrdd: can't wait for *ugh i found this neat glitch* and *I'm gonna make a level that can only be finished with that specific glitch*
TheMerricat: Problem here is, it's a PC game, unlike a Nintendo game it'll be fairly easy for someone to hack the checks for the level upload....
KeytarCat: "guarantee" because of course
bytecaster: Hopefully, those levels are a tradition since at least the first Little Big Planet
RockPusher: sergeSheep sergeSheep sergeSheep
KeytarCat: *E1M1 starts*
They_Are_Alyx: @TheMerricat I mean the Switch has also been cracked wide open
Raiz0k: Non-Australian sheep?
Juliamon: now I'm thinking about a Dripping Tap autoscroll level
SK__Ren: Neopets?!
LadyLockwood92: I don't think that's particularly accurate, but I could be wrong.
Juliamon: Oh yeah, Neopets had a huge breach
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Alex_Frostfire: The community hated the idea, from what I heard.
Raiz0k: PeopleMakeGames made an interesting documentary about them, BTW.
SquidVorb: They were owned by Scientologists at one point too
KV1NN4: neopets was so neglected I'm not surprised the leak happened
Metric_Furlong: also the scientology thing
TheMerricat: Pokemon came out in 1996, Neopets was created in 1999.
Brozard: Funny, it's almost as if every community hates NFTs invading their space seabatTROG
bytecaster: Did the hackers replace all the Neopet images with images of Digimon?
Juliamon: I am *pretty sure* my Neopets account was tied to my dialup email
SquidVorb: @aol.com
Kaorti: @compuserve.net
novrdd: first published in 1999 :O
Mai_Andra: angelfire
SK__Ren: bluelight account
Mai_Andra: juno dot com
copaceticcleric: back when I used ask jeeves
bytecaster: How many bounced?
SquidVorb: Hotmail is still alive! It goes to Outlook.com noe
SK__Ren: 10 years? Try 20
emberBecky: last I remember they would just stay at "starving" or "drying" forever and not actually die
TheMerricat: how many couldn't even be sent much less bounced, because the domains no longer exist....
emberBecky: "dying"*
EikoandMog: OH SHIT, MY PTERI
bytecaster: @emberBecky Great, that is not a distressing thought for the people that cannot log in at all
Invitare: This wouldn't happen if all the Neopets were NFTs Kappa
hb8u: should have printed my neopets before losing the account
paronomasiac042: Neopets Fun Toys
bytecaster: @TheMerricat I'm sure those have been scooped up by some altruistic domain parkers
KV1NN4: i had 4 krawks 8n8
emberBecky: @bytecaster yeah but I always felt bad that I was leaving my Neopet in a frozen state of suffering. :(
KV1NN4: (technically 5 over 3 accounts heh)
Raiz0k: @TheMerricat Thank you for providing a dictionary-level example of an oxymoron.
SymphonicLolita: I wish I could get back into my neopets account, but when I asked support they wanted my postal code of all things, and being like 10 years old I obviously put a fake one...
KV1NN4: i lost my neopets accounts over a decade ago tho so..
emberBecky: I wonder if my aisha is still starving on some server somewhere.
SquidVorb: Koch Brother*
bytecaster: Koch means chef in German, so it is not that uncommon a word.
TheMerricat: "Plaion is a German-Austrian media company headquartered in Höfen, Tyrol, Austria, with an operating subsidiary based in Planegg, Germany. The company was founded in 1994 by Franz Koch and Klemens Kundratitz"
electric_claire: Founded by a different Koch, Franz Koch
gravity_pike: it's a common last name!
Raiz0k: Yeah, Koch is a common name.
SK__Ren: Koch sounds like Cook
Raiz0k: See also, Schmidt.
kusinohki: the host of my board game group is a Koch
TaelSpinner: Koch is also pronounced differently depending where you are
Raiz0k: @SK__Ren Probably for the same reason why "night" sounds like "nacht", "nuit", "noc", etc.
Mai_Andra: I expect people were just saying "cock" and giggling a lot.
LordZarano: While we're on the topic of being unable to access accounts, PSA: don't use Google Authenticator without keeping backup photos of the QR codes! If your phone dies you can never get them back
Raiz0k: That's a given with German dialects :).
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Konda020946: 56 coser and closer to 5 years
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bytecaster: But wouldn't that need constant updates when companies try to rebrand themselves again?
Raiz0k: @LordZarano Follow up to the PSA: a lot of these services offer backup recovery codes when 2FA fails. Don't ignore them - print/store them in a secure place.
EikoandMog: That King Gizzard chart isn't bad.
TheMerricat: @LordZarano TBH In this day and age, avoid Google Authenticator and use something like Authy or an authenticator that you self-host. GA was essentially a 'reference implementation' app....
rustenskurk: Ah yes, "World of cowboys and things"
korvys: World of Cowboys - Is that the one after World of Tanks?
Raiz0k: wat
niccus: ah, a strike
Riiiiiiis: lol
kusinohki: speaking of gizard, saw a license plate the other day "Kng Gzrd"
TheAinMAP: lrrSPOOP
public_key_reveal_party: That would be cool if it was intentional
rustenskurk: This feels like some Westworld stuff
saucemaster5000: One day "bit of a ghost town" will mean lots of ghosts
CAKHost: Put the switch back to
bytecaster: "Greeeeeeeg, we have lost all the NPCs again."
Pinwiz11: It's suddenly being pulled by Bioshock's bread boy
CAKHost: Put the switch back to "more magic"!
tyrsredritehand: We broke the game. Goodbye!
TheMerricat: "significant updates" - so they should still be doing maintenance sort of stuff.
Raiz0k: Please tell me the objects are also "acting" like they are actor entities there, e.g. glasses are raising themselves in the saloon.
FITorion: wait what game?
TaelSpinner: so, zombies and now ghosts?
public_key_reveal_party: I would imagine there is still a maintenance team
bytecaster: Now it is an "event"
They_Are_Alyx: @FITorion Red Dead Online
LordZarano: Personally I would highly recommend Aegis Authenticator + Syncthing (both open source) to store & sync 2FA codes encrypted
bytecaster: I'm an anarchist, I do all my anarchist quests every day meticulously
Raiz0k: "Real pirates don't steal from people!"
bytecaster: I buy a digital car, that I can then steal.
TheMerricat: @LordZarano Thanks for the suggestion, I just noticed that supports importing from Authy... might take it for a spin
novrdd: well.. we are a bunch of escapist
Raiz0k: Sorry, the Disney clip is apparently: "a good pirate never takes another person's property".
TaelSpinner: be a pirate on the seven seas only
SquidVorb sadly closes qBittorent
EikoandMog: I mean, you have a sub 1 minute series of sketches...
public_key_reveal_party: I play video games to avoid cleaning :(
bytecaster: If you don't want your trophies to fly around during a storm, buy the new "Nail DLC" for only 4.99
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Raiz0k: I.e. someone who has never been sailing for any amount of time? Yes.
niccus: like knights
korvys: Related, Our Flag Means Death was really good
They_Are_Alyx: ^
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Wicker_Guide: or samurai
jubale1: bloody horrible IS fun
LordZarano: Tables on ships have raised edges to stop things sliding off
fiftymcnasty: cartoonified them
lirazel64: Does Hook's ship actually go anywhere, though?
rustenskurk: You could argue vikings *are* pirates
public_key_reveal_party: @korvys I watched the entire series in one night I'm pretty sure
TaelSpinner: did vikings plug injuries with bananas?
kusinohki: what was it I heard... the whole "yar matey" talk started with the first film production of Treasure Island??
SK__Ren: Are Pirates a Super Type?
shOoft: didnt pirates invent healthcare? :> like wasnt there a passage in their code regarding care for the ones who cant sail anymore?
ThorSokar: That thing is SUPER neat
TaelSpinner: vikings are probably the OG pirates, they just refined the skillset
bytecaster: @SK__Ren Cards only get the viking type if the sets cares about the type, but e.g. in a core set the cards would just be pirates.
Wicker_Guide: invent? no. Had? some, yes @shOoft
jubale1: OG pirates were probably the “sea peoples” of about 1800 BC
Raiz0k: @TaelSpinner OG? Come on, there were pirates sailing in Ancient times, and not only in the Mediterranean.
TemporallyAwry: @jubale1 Will never not laugh at that name. PrideLaugh
EikoandMog: However long people had stuff, there was someone trying to steal that stuff.
jubale1: GlitchCat
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MrSVCD: tax return some months ago...
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GapFiller: jlrrFacepalm
They_Are_Alyx: LMAO this clusterfuck
LadyLockwood92: Yeah...I don't think you get to make that claim.
Raiz0k: Or at least before you have a budget...
fiftymcnasty: or how about Day-Drop
jubale1: what Dea Drop anyway?
ThorSokar: If they called it Dead Drop, they could have referred to it as DD, easy marketing
EikoandMog: I felt my InterestRop
bytecaster: Are you an AAA game studio if the first google result for your company is an online shop that primarily sells patches to sew onto your clothes?
TemporallyAwry: Honestly sounds like a working title that they never got around to changing.
Raiz0k: Oh hey, Quake III!
lirazel64: Watch and Play!
accountmadeforants: Ah yes, you've figured out FPS gameplay
LadyLockwood92: Cool...it's a generic fps from like...20 years ago.
Lysander_salamander: It looks like it's from the 90s
TheMerricat: This looks like budget Deus Ex Human Revolution.....
DiamondMX: I think it's supposed to be an Escape From Tarkov game (I think that's what Extraction Shooter means)
LordZarano: This looks like a Source mod
Lysander_salamander: Like, FEAR 1 graphics
electric_claire: They just figured out how Unity works and they're very excited to show everyone
TheMerricat: Oh! We get to see behind the scenes chat! Paul's notes!
bytecaster: Uuuuh, behind the scenes footage of the google doc
brainbosh: Oooh, google doc
rubikdarkwill: :O the DOC
accountmadeforants: Some of it does look impressive, but it's not really suited for promotions.
EikoandMog: THE DOC :o
Snowcookies: there's a few
LordZarano: The yellow numbers especially make it look very HL2 to me
Raiz0k: Tarkov? That's not true, there wasn't any inventory management footage!
EikoandMog: Inventory Tetriz.
Wicker_Guide: tarkov did spawn several imitators (the one that comes to mind is the bayou horror one)
DoodlestheGreat: Yeah, Tarkov created the genre, Another game like it is Frontier: The Cycle
DeM0nFiRe: It's violent tetris
ShaneLeeAtk: Classic Murder Tetris
GapFiller: thanks for the behind the scenes sneak peek there Paul
TheMerricat: :D
Nydestroyer: backpack hero
bytecaster: It was exciting nonetheless!
saucemaster5000: Oh... my... god. The matrix!
niccus: a new version of winamp just went out!
accountmadeforants: I mean, it's a fairly unique premise
DiamondMX: Which anime was it?
accountmadeforants: Isekai Ojisan DiamondMX
DoodlestheGreat: Uncle From Another World
TheMerricat: @niccus AND it doesn't seem to have anything to do with NFTs!
Raiz0k: I mean, it was only *heavily promoted* by Netflix for about a couple of weeks now.
korvys: Naruto
Nydestroyer: Oh is that the one where he comes back and complains about segagames or something?
DiamondMX: @accountmadeforants @DoodlestheGreat Thanks.
DoodlestheGreat: It DOES sound like something I pulled from my ass, dunnit?
Wicker_Guide: @Nydestroyer is really mad sega is dead, yeah
EikoandMog: @Nydestroyer It's where he comes back with all his Isekai powers.
accountmadeforants: Nydestroyer He loves SEGA more than anything, so when he got Isekai'd all he really wanted was to come back and play more SEGA games.
DiamondMX: Well, two people came up with the same name but in different languages at almost exactly the same time. So I believe that.
itswoahfoxy: Sandman!
Nydestroyer: I have read the manga I think
korvys: I watched a few episodes last night, and have been enjoying it so far
TheMerricat: The storyline is that someone was trapped in another world from the 80's and just returned to earth WITH their OP powers and are having problems adjusting to the modern day world (and REALLY REALLY miss Sega)
Sarah_Serinde: I haven't read them in ages but I'm looking forward to watching the series
saucemaster5000: Ooh do want to talk about that sandman adaptation -- it's so faithful... and with a netflix budget...
Nydestroyer: Cool it got a show. Probably turned the fan service up to 11 like always
Nydestroyer: So Ill stay away
ThorSokar: and there was a REALLY cool Sandman based DB prize by someone here ;-)
Sarah_Serinde: Also Neil has been very heavily involved and is very proud of it :)
GapFiller: The Corinthian WAS cool
korvys: The Corinthian is still very cool
Sarah_Serinde: ThorSokar gabyLul lrrHEART
TaelSpinner: maybe he was Segato Sanshiro in another world?
EikoandMog: I need to catch up on the tragic horror of Made in Abyss.
accountmadeforants: There's a moment where he reveals he has a spell to erase traumatic memories (which has dark implications), so when he finds out SEGA lost the console wars he immediately uses it.
bytecaster: @Sarah_Serinde That bodes well
LadyLockwood92: It's got Gwendolyn Christie as Lucifer which is pretty neat.
fiftymcnasty: American Gods was pretty good too
GapFiller: korvys lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
saucemaster5000: Er, let's just say the good omens series had a better use of budget
Raiz0k: I should probably amend my statement with "to people the Netflix algorithm determined are lost to society by way of animu" :) .
KV1NN4: Gaiman has gotten way better at representation and diveristy lately
Lysander_salamander: I always consider adaptations to be alternate universes, so there's bound to be different things
Sarah_Serinde: Neil was less involved and had less power over the American Gods series
GapFiller: Neil tends to be pretty hands on w/ adaptations
Wicker_Guide: early reviews I've read said "very very fan-faithful, perhaps to the expense of being an adaptation"
Penguino_Rojo: Gaiman wasn't as involved with American Gods
BlueMechanic: American Gods had various other things going on behind the scenes that hampered it
saucemaster5000: @Wicker_Guide Absolutely this
Lysander_salamander: The side-comics, epilogues and so forth were kind of neat
LordZarano: Group 2 Playdates are still supposed to all ship by the end of Aug, still haven't got a shipping notification for mine yet.
lirazel64: The more you've read, the more you get.
GapFiller: which extends outta Neil being generally canny abt the business side of things
LadyLockwood92: He was notably not as involved in American Gods.
TheMerricat: wow, it's ~$300 to get the full Sandman series on Amazon....
LadyLockwood92: Thanks for the stream folks ^^
beowuuf: thanks for the chill points!
Lysander_salamander: Have a good afternoon! Thanks for being here.
ThorSokar: composLove
Sarah_Serinde: KV1NN4 Just lately? With trans and gay and non-binary people in the original comics? Like the language and some other things don't hold up but that's because it's changed over 3 decades
Snowcookies: thanks for the stream
RockPusher: lrrDARK lrrHEART lrrDARK lrrHEART
Nydestroyer: Just giant spoiler tag on the chillpoint intro
korvys: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! 5-Player King of the Hill Sealed. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (1:35 from now).
cmdrud87: @LoadingReadyRun so, what's on fnmpf tonight?
Robot_Bones: I mean you spoiled the stories, not how funny you were in the video
niccus: [Spoiler allowed] [Evil characters] [No backseating]
GapFiller: lets be real here is anyone gonna be THAT precious abt CP+ spoilers
cmdrud87: uuh
rubikdarkwill: Their fault for not doing their homework :P
ThorSokar: woo secret times!
TaelSpinner: the spoiler warning would need to be one of the ads for those jumping in late
bytecaster: Is this another Wamjangle?
ThorSokar: I hear some people built VERY silly decks
Juliamon: It's something of a whamjangle
LadyLockwood92: I was gonna say, are we calling it a Whamjangle again.
ShaneLeeAtk: Whamjangle, indeed
SnackPak_: it feels like a whamjangle
Robot_Bones: All the unpopular factions from the faction sets Kappa
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: I hope you banned Eldraine.
RockPusher: This is just how LRR turns cleaning into content :D
Robot_Bones: They did not ban eldraine
Nydestroyer: broko incom
bytecaster: @Robot_Bones Questing Beast is not in every pack
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Of course Ben Ulmer takes the broken set...
accountmadeforants: bytecaster Eldraine is *very* high powered in general
TimIAm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! 5-Player King of the Hill Sealed. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (1:33 from now).
Robot_Bones: James has War of the Spark so yeah
CururuGuasu: I think Adam said he got two Scute Swarms
ThorSokar: I think he said he was playing 7 plansewalkers hahaha
Juliamon: Wheeler has GRN iirc?
Nydestroyer: calculator magic
RockPusher: Adam is going to have disgusting fun then
Wicker_Guide: @bytecaster what about oko?
accountmadeforants: Scute Swarm without Ikoria is at least a bit less disgusting.
RockPusher: elfunkSickest elfunkScav
EikoandMog: Uhhhhhhhhh........ one more?
bytecaster: @Wicker_Guide That one is in fact in every pack, turns out
TaelSpinner: "one more thing"
Nydestroyer: Now leaving Tarkov
bytecaster: Oko is on the back of every food token
Sarah_Serinde: Turns out, there continues to be no actual escape from Tarkov
DoodlestheGreat: Uninstalling is how I won EVE Online, Kathleen.
Wicker_Guide: Found "Escape from Tarkov" sign, put it in a backpack that we put in a backpack that we put in a key case
GapFiller: escaping Tarkov means no more Murder Tetris
GapFiller: cant have that can we
Snowcookies: Once you enter Tarkov, you can never leave. Like the mafia Kappa
TaelSpinner: @DoodlestheGreat about the only way really
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ShortRound2099: aww I want more icecream content
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Cursed Game
TheAinMAP: jlrrIcream
EikoandMog: I CREAM
bytecaster: @Snowcookies Or Hotel California
BlueMechanic: the horses have all gone on vacation. They're on a cruise
Sarah_Serinde: I mean I would support them if they went for ice cream again (or you did)
GapFiller: jlrrIcream jlrrIcream jlrrIcream !?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Songs of Conquest streams are cursed.
Sarah_Serinde: Even if it does make me miss people and Victoria
Meltalar: i cream!
DoodlestheGreat: YA HEAR THAT JAMES!
ritchards: basically, tou should just book an ice cream stream
niccus: all you have to do is sabotage canadian internet providers
DoodlestheGreat: Seriously, I'd love to see you guys do a repeat of the ice cream stream.
Juliamon: First time was successful except for when it crashed (the game, not the stream)
DoodlestheGreat: Maybe going for coffee...
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: First time was several attempts to get the game to work. Second time was just giving up. Now we'll see what the Third time will do.
LadyLockwood92: It's...uh...not a good game, ngl.
RockPusher: lrrAWESOME
TwitchTVsFrank: song of conquest has a better track record than the marvel board game
xantos69: Cheer50 Bits
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Cheer100 Bus is coming!
GapFiller: Cheer100 VOTE LIZARD! VOTE KATHLEEN!
TheDailyMapleSyrup: c27penWorks
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeBits guyjudgeBits guyjudgeBits
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
bytecaster: Bye
GapFiller: thanks for streaming lrrPAUL lrrKATHLEEN lrrHEART lrrDARK lrrSHINE
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
RockPusher: lrrDARK lrrHEART lrrDARK lrrHEART
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Bye!
ThorSokar: HahaBall composLove
Snowcookies: bye!
KeytarCat: I'd vote for K if I were voting in that local election
Raiz0k: Thank you lrrPAUL lrrKATHLEEN ! Thanks everyone!
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: I'd vote for Kathleen in National Elections.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: At least we know for certain that Kathleen is a good person. Slightly unhinged, but good at heart :P
TemporallyAwry: !quote Kathleen
LRRbot: Quote #904: "It's like the 90s came and threw up. They don't want anything back." —Kathleen [2015-10-19]