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ihlendrax: Yeras? Any relation to Yorri?
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Friday Night Paper Fight! Tonight James is very excited that we are having a Prerelease Kit King of the Hill competition! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun πŸ“· https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FZb4oTUUsAEwoxb.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1555705739804413952
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IbunWest: James looks thrilled.
blastiiid: I saw the title of "Prerelease kit" and my first reaction was "There's not ANOTHER new set out already, is there?"
hugogol21: @hugogol21 it is!
Marenai: Just in time!
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Haroldholmes25: @blastiiid still got about a month
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bwk789: It’s like jumpstart but with 6 packs
polaris415: SOON(tm)
koodooman: soonℒ️
blastiiid: @bwk789 Jump Sealed? Sealed Start?
tonks_just_tonks: *MTGA Rope sizzling noise*
Fruan: Ugh. I stayed up way too late watching The Sandman, but I'm awake and I'll pretend I can follow what's going on.
lirazel64: Prestart
bwk789: @blastiiid kitstart?
TemporallyAwry: !findquote sealed
LRRbot: Quote #4300: "Prehistoric seals... in the sand?" β€”Heather [2017-07-09]
liminalblossom: Jumpkit?
koodooman: whamjangle 2?
bwk789: Bonspiel
MyrddintheWizard: Time to watch magic and work on a cross stitch!
blastiiid: Wham Jangle 2 - The Pre-Startening
Fruan: Wham! That! Jangle!
bwk789: Beej start?
lirazel64: I feel this is at least Wamjamble 2.5
liminalblossom: Welcome back to "Wham or Jangle," I'm your host...
bwk789: Wham/counterwham
Dread_Pirate_Westley: work ork rk
hugogol21: hi!
NotCainNorAbel: we made it up!
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Finalsora811: Best group.
CanPlayGames: I wasn't worried
Dog_of_Myth: Hiya Chat and LRR
Sibwow: dangit bobby
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Mai_Andra: Texas Anime
Nydestroyer: Yikes
blastiiid: KoTH is anime now?
lion_byte: no pro pain? no pro pain accessories?
Mai_Andra: That boy ain't right...
thraximore: oh, Dark Confidant Kreygasm
saucemaster5000: dang...it...bobby.. oh... bobb!
BrowneePoints: That's Bob's Burgers
SnowbirdMike: Propane is where its at.
bwk789: What the heck is a jpeg?
BrowneePoints: The "Oh Baaawby!" is from Bob's Burgers
Simonark: I don't like to imagine what corner of the internet that impression reflects.
hyrulesavior: don't remind us that conversation was our fault
betazed15: What the crap...I tuned in at exactly the right time! "Ohhhh, Bobbeh"
YeomanAres: an f in English bobby? bobby you speak English
MegaDosX: Don't you put this on me
xantos69: I'm partially responsible for this!
ChaoticObserver: This is all our faults
gualdhar: oh no, we did this?
MegaDosX: Hot take Wheeler
Nydestroyer: Wait, those sleeves look sorta like uno cards...
MegaDosX: "THAT'S MY PURSE, I DON'T KNOW YOU!"
Nydestroyer: I want uno card sleeves now...
ihlendrax: I read that title as β€œKit King, of the Hill” and started wondering who Kit King was.
laikagoat: nelson "69 inches tall" salahub
circusofkirkus: lrrWOW
AtomicAlchemical: lrrWOW
Marc_otato: oufff
xantos69: Too Soon?
Dog_of_Myth: lrrWOW
saucemaster5000: too soon?
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RayFK: ADAM
underhill33: lrrWOW
neisan2112: lrrJUDGECALL lrrJUDGECALL
nymistrya: Oh my god Adam
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Adam, there's a video maybe you should watch.
RayFK: FFS
DoodlestheGreat: DAMN ADAM....
MWGNZ: jamieOhjeez
circusofkirkus: seabatUseless
Finalsora811: If it was me, I was simply... nope. Nope. Not gonna go there. Regret it already.
MegaDosX: "LoadingReadyRun would like to wish Adam Savidan all the best in his future endeavours"
Steemdroid: Wow looks like adam may be looking for a job soon 0.0
jet_almighty: So a whamjangle?
xantos69: Yea if that doesn't get you fired then what does?
MegaDosX: Ice cream?!?
nymistrya: Now if Adam loses his job really is on the line
bwk789: Is there going to be a formula 1 style announcement where Graham signs for alpine?
Alas_Babylon: So Adam says "I concede" and literally in that moment my Arena opponent conceded
Alas_Babylon: Thanks Adam
Simonark: Something From James? Pocket Lint!
Zaraka00: Thats older than me!
MrBibz: that set is almost in kindergarten
MegaDosX: 2018? Wow that was a hundred years ago
Favre_the_Undead: 4 years ago. woah
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Finalsora811: MythicS? Plural?
Desruprot: izzet a kit?
laikagoat: doom whisper me
blastiiid: @MrBibz What are you talking about that was only... oh no
SecretAgentMonkey: What is this king of the hill thingy?
betazed15: Uuuugggghhhh, that's the exact set that I came back to Magic during. 4 years?!
Sibwow: ana and dega send their regards
Finalsora811: Got 'em!
MegaDosX: lmao got'em
circusofkirkus: wow Adam powerful deck name
Nydestroyer: wheeler really trioming here
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
RunningMonkeys: 10/10 Adam deck name
SecretAgentMonkey: What is this?
MegaDosX: Who's Steve Jobs?
LRRbot: Expedition Healer [1W] | Creature β€” Kor Cleric [2/2] | Vigilance / Expedition Healer has lifelink as long as you control another Cleric.
LRRbot: Chromatic Lantern [3] | Artifact | Lands you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color." / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Desruprot: 0/5 such a big butt
DoodlestheGreat: I missed it. What set is Wheeler using for his deck?
Sorator13: he's ramping!
superdude097: @DoodlestheGreat Guilds of Rav
DoodlestheGreat: Thanks
LRRbot: Attended Healer [3W] | Creature β€” Kor Cleric [2/3] | Whenever you gain life for the first time each turn, create a 1/1 white Cat creature token. / {2}{W}: Another target Cleric gains lifelink until end of turn.
LRRbot: Artful Takedown [2UB] | Instant | Choose one or both β€” / β€’ Tap target creature. / β€’ Target creature gets βˆ’2/βˆ’4 until end of turn.
Desruprot: meow
Finalsora811: It needs to be taken taken down a peg, that vigilance-haver.
LRRbot: Shepherd of Heroes [4W] | Creature β€” Angel Cleric [3/4] | Flying / When Shepherd of Heroes enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life for each creature in your party.
saxaman29: Adam's deck name lmao
LRRbot: Command the Storm [4R] | Instant | Command the Storm deals 5 damage to target creature.
MegaDosX: Wow.
LRRbot: Kabira Outrider [3W] | Creature β€” Human Warrior [3/3] | When Kabira Outrider enters the battlefield, target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature in your party.
ushiikun: Izzet a control deck?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I'll block before damage. Yes, that is usually when blockers are declared.
Desruprot: the ever evasive life link
SecretAgentMonkey: Seriously, is there anyone who can explain what is going on?
LRRbot: Feed the Swarm [1B] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature or enchantment an opponent controls. You lose life equal to that permanent's mana value.
flatluigi: in general or in specific, monkey
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yalc321: 63s a good number.
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LRRbot: Whisper Agent [1{U/B}{U/B}] | Creature β€” Human Rogue [3/2] | Flash / When Whisper Agent enters the battlefield, surveil 1.
Sorator13: 63 IS a good number!
SecretAgentMonkey: What is king of the hill?
TheThirdTail: Wheeler with the "let's troll chat" tapping
flatluigi: bo1, person who loses rotates
YeetTheRich_: !sassplan
LRRbot: I don't know, go ask Serge's mods.
Sorator13: @SecretAgentMonkey Winner gets to play the next game; loser switches out for someone else
LRRbot: Expedition Healer [1W] | Creature β€” Kor Cleric [2/2] | Vigilance / Expedition Healer has lifelink as long as you control another Cleric.
moseph_jedi: wheeler at 16
LRRbot: Dimir Informant [2U] | Creature β€” Human Rogue [1/4] | When Dimir Informant enters the battlefield, surveil 2.
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #5436: "Stop looking at your phone, start having a good time." β€”Adam [2018-10-24]
SecretAgentMonkey: How are decks created?
circusofkirkus: spicy one on top
Koshindan: Izzet Booties.
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LRRbot: Vanquish the Weak [2B] | Instant | Destroy target creature with power 3 or less.
hyrulesavior: was that a thief of sanity i spied?
Xafty: @SecretAgentMonkey prerelease kits
Principal_Skarner: slowly, gently moon2H
saucemaster5000: who needs creatures anyways
LRRbot: Thief of Sanity [1UB] | Creature β€” Specter [2/2] | Flying / Whenever Thief of Sanity deals combat damage to a player, look at the top three cards of that player's library, exile one of them face down, then put the rest into their graveyard. You may look at and cast that card for as long as it remains exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any type to cast that spell.
SnowbirdMike: Thats what she said Ben
MegaDosX: @hyrulesavior Hey I think it was
MegaDosX: :p
LRRbot: Deadly Alliance [4B] | Instant | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature in your party. / Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
LRRbot: Devious Cover-Up [2UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard. You may shuffle up to four target cards from your graveyard into your library.
Sorator13: @hyrulesavior It was!
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Jovh11: What a lineup tonight
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circusofkirkus: :O the coverup
laikagoat: wheelerMonkey thief of sanity wheelerMonkey
MegaDosX: Man I remember when everyone kept trying to play Thief of Sanity in standard
lirazel64: Has a table friend ever been outright murdered? Asking for a friend.
offbeatwitch: slowly it falls, slowly it dies
YeetTheRich_: wheelerLoop
offbeatwitch: slowly it crumbles right under my eyes
Finalsora811: @lirazel64 Not YET!
LRRbot: Scion of the Swarm [3BB] | Creature β€” Vampire Cleric [3/3] | Flying / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Scion of the Swarm.
MegaDosX: Now that's some synergy
LRRbot: Izzet Guildgate | Land β€” Gate | Izzet Guildgate enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
liminalblossom: Guildgate go. Now *there* is classic Magic.
LRRbot: Scute Swarm [2G] | Creature β€” Insect [1/1] | Landfall β€” Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token. If you control six or more lands, create a token that's a copy of Scute Swarm instead.
Desruprot: Izzet falling apart?
MegaDosX: Yeah he should have gained more life
micalovits: Adam should be at 24
flatluigi: yeah, adam should be at 24
quancooffate: Just the image of Scute Swarm disturbs me
uchihab7: Adam should be at 24
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LRRbot: Dimir Guildgate | Land β€” Gate | Dimir Guildgate enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
adambomb625: so much removal
Finalsora811: !card journey to Oblivion
LRRbot: Journey to Oblivion [4W] | Enchantment | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature in your party. / When Journey to Oblivion enters the battlefield, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until Journey to Oblivion leaves the battlefield.
LRRbot: Angel of Destiny [3WW] | Creature β€” Angel Cleric [2/6] | Flying, double strike / Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you and that player each gain that much life. / At the beginning of your end step, if you have at least 15 life more than your starting life total, each player Angel of Destiny attacked this turn loses the game.
flatluigi: holy shit angel of destiny
MWGNZ: elfunkSickest
YeetTheRich_: get beej in here
Sorator13: bah, you modern MtG players and your guildgates... back in my day, we played the original Ravnica bounce duals, and we LIKED them!!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Not a party deck. Just a cleric deck, I guess.
YeetTheRich_: time to rip up some magic cards
flatluigi: clerics are a lot
RockPusher: benginFingers benginPun
Sorator13: Clerics usually do...
maxthefourth: ben why
A_Dub888: Ben is dead, long live Ben
TheThirdTail: Well, yes... Clerics tend to do God's work by definition
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: @Sorator13 bounce duels are the best
superdude097: "Cleric was doing God's work" That is kinda how it works
blastiiid: Oh dang best of one?!
TimIAm: Dead Man's Boots is my ska band
Simonark: Dead Man's Pointy Boots?
frogomb: Nelly is new Ben
YeetTheRich_: chilly take
frozenphoenix7: It was, yes
micalovits: You monster
novrdd: PridePenguin greetings, hope ya'll well and happy
MegaDosX: T3 Oko incoming?
Desruprot: Eldrain oh the value
saucemaster5000: Hope Ben enjoys that seat
offbeatwitch: strixhaven <3
hyrulesavior: t2 off the goose
MrBibz: Those two seem pretty strong to not have picked lol
offbeatwitch: i'll take your strixhaven kit :3
Sorator13: you didn't pick Kamigawa??? smh
frozenphoenix7: If the Ravnica one had been Dimir, I'd have snap picked that one I think tbh
frogomb: Come on big red sword
MegaDosX: OK so no Oko
circusofkirkus: FOOD
flatluigi: 100% wheeler should make kamigawa
MrBibz: Strixhaven for the mystical archives at least
YeetTheRich_: witherbloom then
quancooffate: So is this just Sealed decks from different sets?
moseph_jedi: foods
neisan2112: G, so Questing beast?
Sorator13: strixhaven and kamigawa are my two favorite sets from the past like 5 years, lol
flatluigi: @quancooffate with prerelease kits, which are somewhat weighted
circusofkirkus: Garruk lets go
Sorator13: not picking those makes me Very sad
theclawmasheen: Must have Garruk
offbeatwitch: dina is my waifu
RockPusher: And you get elked, and you get elked. Everybody get elked!
LRRbot: Gingerbrute [1] | Artifact Creature β€” Food Golem [1/1] | Haste / {1}: Gingerbrute can't be blocked this turn except by creatures with haste. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Gingerbrute: You gain 3 life.
Desruprot: Withergari
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: right, Eldraine was gross
MegaDosX: Chase me, chase me, as fast as you can
LRRbot: Giant's Skewer [1B] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+1. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a creature, create a Food token. / Equip {3}
TheWooglie: wrong life
im_ticky: you have life totals backwards
Haroldholmes25: nelly got goozled by the controls again
TabbyLavalamp: I thought Eldraine limited was miserable. Food made games last forever.
saucemaster5000: Adam has magic mirror mode activated
frozenphoenix7: I think I spy a small furball in Ben's hand.
LRRbot: Expedition Healer [1W] | Creature β€” Kor Cleric [2/2] | Vigilance / Expedition Healer has lifelink as long as you control another Cleric.
koodooman: ben quit hitting yourself Kappa
Koshindan: Oh no it's back.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Gingerbrute has linklife.
kristof162028: So when is the next commander stream going to happen on friday night paper fight?
WowoT: life points going the wrong way nelson
MegaDosX: Also yeah Ben hit the wrong life total :p
Kyir: Ben just murdering himself
LRRbot: Cauldron Familiar [B] | Creature β€” Cat [1/1] | When Cauldron Familiar enters the battlefield, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. / Sacrifice a Food: Return Cauldron Familiar from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Mischievous_Catgeist: kitty
YeetTheRich_: let's go cat
MegaDosX: Ognis
blastiiid: Lemme see that oven
MegaDosX: !card ognis
LRRbot: Ognis, the Dragon's Lash [1{B/R}R{R/G}] | Legendary Creature β€” Viashino Warrior [3/3] | Haste / Whenever a creature you control with haste attacks, create a tapped Treasure token.
StateBasedPenguin: !card path of mettle
LRRbot: Path of Mettle [RW] (back: Metzali, Tower of Triumph) | Legendary Enchantment | When Path of Mettle enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to each creature that doesn't have first strike, double strike, vigilance, or haste. / Whenever you attack with at least two creatures that have first strike, double strike, vigilance, and/or haste, transform Path of Mettle.
neisan2112: Cat trigger didnt get done
Fruan: Murganda Petroglyphs lrrBEEJ
cobthegreat: minsc and boo
Brianlive: I use Gingerbrute in Halena and Alena Partners to make it an unblockable bomb
Kyir: Did cat trigger happen?
tonks_just_tonks: drain trigger didn't happen
circusofkirkus: voxyKnife
frogomb: Missed cat etb trigger
LRRbot: Attended Healer [3W] | Creature β€” Kor Cleric [2/3] | Whenever you gain life for the first time each turn, create a 1/1 white Cat creature token. / {2}{W}: Another target Cleric gains lifelink until end of turn.
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: The cat has something to show you :)
MegaDosX: Speaking of cats
Sorator13: cat!
frozenphoenix7: Catfight Catfight Catfight
neisan2112: Thanks Nelson!
Jadaris: also need a food from your skewer?
frozenphoenix7: @Jadaris Combat damage to creatures only
Mischievous_Catgeist: cat on cat violence
MegaDosX: @Jadaris Only this one; Skewer cares about combat damage to creatures
LRRbot: Giant Opportunity [2G] | Sorcery | You may sacrifice two Foods. If you do, create a 7/7 green Giant creature token. Otherwise, create three Food tokens.
MegaDosX: lmaooooooooo
blastiiid: bruh
MegaDosX: I have never seen someone do that with a Gingerbrute, holy shit
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LRRbot: Journey to Oblivion [4W] | Enchantment | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature in your party. / When Journey to Oblivion enters the battlefield, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until Journey to Oblivion leaves the battlefield.
RetroHibiscus: a cat that keeps coming back huh, didn't expect that to not be the eldraine deck
flatluigi: when are they printing journey to skyrim
frozenphoenix7: Cabin etbs tapped
LRRbot: Gingerbread Cabin | Land β€” Forest | Gingerbread Cabin enters the battlefield tapped unless you control three or more other Forests. / When Gingerbread Cabin enters the battlefield untapped, create a Food token.
LRRbot: Witch's Oven [1] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Create a Food token. If the sacrificed creature's toughness was 4 or greater, create two Food tokens instead.
jwholla: Ben's deckn ame is so good
offbeatwitch: eyyy
blastiiid: LETS GO
LRRbot: Epic Downfall [1B] | Sorcery | Exile target creature with mana value 3 or greater.
YeetTheRich_: ooohhh
laikagoat: lrrSPOOP
NarishmaReborn: hahahaa
offbeatwitch: cat oven time
asthanius: Tastykat
neisan2112: OVEN TIME!!
Favre_the_Undead: cat oven is so good
maxthefourth: @flatluigi You're finally awake..
YeetTheRich_: cats out of the oven
Fistacles: cat oven, every arena's favorite combo
LRRbot: Marauding Blight-Priest [2B] | Creature β€” Vampire Cleric [3/2] | Whenever you gain life, each opponent loses 1 life.
laikagoat: at least the triggers won't take forever and a day in person
theclawmasheen: the combo is online
asthanius: oh jeez
99dcwolf: Where can we see the lists for the decks?
asthanius: adam's combo is also online
thraximore: the cleric is exiled
Wyatt46692: epic downfal only hits 3 cmc, cat thing is 4 cmc
thraximore: oh
squ3e: I feel like this is gonna be the longest match of the night
LRRbot: Questing Beast [2GG] | Legendary Creature β€” Beast [4/4] | Vigilance, deathtouch, haste / Questing Beast can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. / Combat damage that would be dealt by creatures you control can't be prevented. / Whenever Questing Beast deals combat damage to an opponent, it deals that much damage to target planeswalker that player controls.
asthanius: what
eshplode: I like how we have two different cat combos in play
NarishmaReborn: holy hell
eshplode: Oh no
midnightcurryjazz: Ok ben
YeetTheRich_: yo what
ShotGunShelz7: Oh
blastiiid: woahhhh
midnightcurryjazz: calm down
Muddy_Thunder: grossssss
frozenphoenix7: @Wyatt46692 3 or greater
asthanius: FOIL
circusofkirkus: ooh a shiny too
SrMuskrat: why does Ben have a constructed deck?
A_Dub888: AND its foil??
Banana_Swonk: foil omg
YeetTheRich_: what the shit ben
ushiikun: don't type, I'm trying to read Questing Beast
blastiiid: Ben's just playing all the hits
moseph_jedi: HOW
YeetTheRich_: holy moly
LRRbot: Nahiri's Binding [1WW] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature or planeswalker / Enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: Oh dear
Mr_Bitterness: Cat oven combo AND a Questing Beast? Yeesh
kristof162028: Hey ben have you ever built a gyome master chef edh deck?
Desruprot: Question Textbox
Wyatt46692: I'm dumb, ignore
ihlendrax: Now all he has to do is splash for Oko….
Desruprot: rrr Questing Textbox
cmdrzellgaudis: Shouldn’t Ben have some food from the Giant Skewer?
novrdd: questing beast steak everybodeh
Finalsora811: !card giant skewer
LRRbot: Giant's Skewer [1B] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+1. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a creature, create a Food token. / Equip {3}
NarishmaReborn: it might somewhere on there
Brianlive: does grilled questing beast still have death touch tho
Eywind: @cmdrzellgaudis gotten one earlier in the game, but sacced to the giant maker
Muddy_Thunder: Meat and eggs?
neisan2112: Ben saced what he got from skewer before
saucemaster5000: Questing for flavor -- Anthony Bourdain style
LRRbot: Fierce Witchstalker [2GG] | Creature β€” Wolf [4/4] | Trample / When Fierce Witchstalker enters the battlefield, create a Food token.
frozenphoenix7: @cmdrzellgaudis Only when it deals damage to creatures, which has only happened once(and was sac'd)
Nydestroyer: I think the taste is under article 8 sub section 1
lirazel64: Roast Beast is a fairytale classic.
LRRbot: Feed the Swarm [1B] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature or enchantment an opponent controls. You lose life equal to that permanent's mana value.
YeetTheRich_: trust the boys to catch all the food
YeetTheRich_: cat on cat violence
j4bon: jusut joined in. how does ben have cat oven combo
flatluigi: prerelease kits
j4bon: thats just messed up
hyrulesavior: @j4bon pact with satan
midnightcurryjazz: and questing beast
micalovits: Because he is lucky AF, also a questing beast
j4bon: lol
Dog_of_Myth: @j4bon Eldraine was a mistake.
NarishmaReborn: it is venomous, not poisonous
ushiikun: Grilled Questing is venomous, not poisonous, so should be safe to eat
YeetTheRich_: the wild thing is that adam's deck is still holding up against this standard deck
Tecnocrat: The difference between poisonous and venomous never mattered so much.
LRRbot: Scion of the Swarm [3BB] | Creature β€” Vampire Cleric [3/3] | Flying / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Scion of the Swarm.
lirazel64: However you slice it, Questing Beast always has haste.
flatluigi: @YeetTheRich_ clerics were good for a hot minute in standard
blastiiid: And Brawl... right? (Right?)
tonks_just_tonks: Lifegain v. Lifegain?!
KeytarCat: *Yawns in Eldraine*
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: feels like cat+oven will pull it out
maxthefourth: "Damnation"
LRRbot: Curious Pair // Treats to Share | Curious Pair [1G] | Creature β€” Human Peasant [1/3] // Treats to Share [G] | Sorcery β€” Adventure | Create a Food token.
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: !card witch's oven
LRRbot: Witch's Oven [1] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Create a Food token. If the sacrificed creature's toughness was 4 or greater, create two Food tokens instead.
LRRbot: Blood Beckoning [B] | Sorcery | Kicker {3} / Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. If this spell was kicked, instead return two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.
couchboyj: was shatterstorm in return to zendikar? :p
LRRbot: Expedition Healer [1W] | Creature β€” Kor Cleric [2/2] | Vigilance / Expedition Healer has lifelink as long as you control another Cleric.
YeetTheRich_: woof
Tecnocrat: Now I find myself humming "The Cat Came Back"
saucemaster5000: @Tecnocrat same
LRRbot: Clackbridge Troll [3BB] | Creature β€” Troll [8/8] | Trample, haste / When Clackbridge Troll enters the battlefield, target opponent creates three 0/1 white Goat creature tokens. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, any opponent may sacrifice a creature. If a player does, tap Clackbridge Troll, you gain 3 life, and you draw a card.
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: oh okay
flatluigi: they're 0/1s
MegaDosX: I mean, 0/1s
midnightcurryjazz: gooooats
YeetTheRich_: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
LoadingReadyRun: SingsNote Old Mr. Savidan had trouble of his own SingsNote
laikagoat: fionGoat fionGoat fionRIP
Banana_Swonk: that troll is nade if twi steaks
LRRbot: Deadly Alliance [4B] | Instant | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature in your party. / Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
bytecaster: Just an 8/8 for 5 with haste
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: hopefully ben manages to deny the lifegain with witch's oven
LRRbot: Attended Healer [3W] | Creature β€” Kor Cleric [2/3] | Whenever you gain life for the first time each turn, create a 1/1 white Cat creature token. / {2}{W}: Another target Cleric gains lifelink until end of turn.
Mustang_Redcloak: NotLikeThis
KeytarCat: eciN
quancooffate: @Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor Doesn't appear to be the case
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: nope
code1300: Non sac in responds
LRRbot: Revenge of Ravens [3B] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, that creature's controller loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
blastiiid: sheesh
thraximore: ooooh
couchboyj: This match is a banger
MegaDosX: Yeah that changes things
enderofman: which prerelease kits are these?
Muddy_Thunder: @couchboyj yeah, it's great
YeomanAres: could you the oven and cat to stop life getting
CururuGuasu: How much damage has been done this game? So much life gain on both sides
LRRbot: Kabira Outrider [3W] | Creature β€” Human Warrior [3/3] | When Kabira Outrider enters the battlefield, target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature in your party.
MrBibz: oh my god revenge of ravens. Once made 20 rat tokens in a draft game, but turns out UR can't really deal with a resolved enchantment very well
moseph_jedi: @enderofman eldraine vs zendikar rising
YeetTheRich_: wow what a game
saucemaster5000: whew what a game
thraximore: damn, what a game
flatluigi: that was real close
enderofman: @moseph_jedi thanks!
MegaDosX: That cat is such a problem >_>
neisan2112: Holy shit cat
ArmageddonAsh: typical boring Cat Oven.
Koshindan: But does Eldraine go all the way?
Desruprot: The king is cat
micalovits: Its insane that the oven is better than a 7/7 on turn 4 or whatever it was
YeetTheRich_: we have our archenemy for today I guess
superdude097: Did Ben shuffled a token into his deck?
JosephDeath: What would have happened if he just attacked with the lifelinker, not two creatures?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I don't think Adam had seen the Oven at that point.
novrdd: eldrain is scary man...
Wyatt46692: The flyer was a cleric, could have given it lifelink and just killed him in the air
frnknsten: who all is playing tonight?
Koshindan: Cat oven. What a tasty treat.
flatluigi: @JosephDeath adam dies the next turn when ben untaps i think
YeetTheRich_: what set is nelly on?
jchinnock: I think the wide camera is focused on the background, friends
Haroldholmes25: ah yes classic archetype gw fliers
MrBibz: Kenrith Fires in limited
MegaDosX: At least Ben doesn't have an Oko
YeetTheRich_: oh spicy choice
Haroldholmes25: 3 people on screen plus wheeler and adam
flatluigi: so who's gonna make strixhaven when they retire
Desruprot: Core20...
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DoodlestheGreat: What kit did Ben use?
couchboyj: Little David v Goliath going on here.
MegaDosX: @DoodlestheGreat Eldraine
DoodlestheGreat: Thanks.
Desruprot: @couchboyj complete with a deck that makes a 7/7 giant
thraximore: Adamant
couchboyj: Core 20 is the best Coreset though
LRRbot: Curious Pair // Treats to Share | Curious Pair [1G] | Creature β€” Human Peasant [1/3] // Treats to Share [G] | Sorcery β€” Adventure | Create a Food token.
bwk789: M20 was my first foray into paper magic and helped me find my lgs!
Drathak: to "share" meaning ben eats it all
thraximore: that pie has a scary face umbraHmm
MrBibz: @bwk789 same hat!
couchboyj: @drathak The traditional way to share pie
Desruprot: the kids are alright
LRRbot: Golden Egg [2] | Artifact β€” Food | When Golden Egg enters the battlefield, draw a card. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Golden Egg: Add one mana of any color. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Golden Egg: You gain 3 life.
LRRbot: Griffin Protector [3W] | Creature β€” Griffin [2/3] | Flying / Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, Griffin Protector gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
TheMerricat: How's the FNPF going chat?
maxthefourth: ben's deck is ridiculous
thraximore: @TheMerricat moving swiftly, best of one
LRRbot: Giant Opportunity [2G] | Sorcery | You may sacrifice two Foods. If you do, create a 7/7 green Giant creature token. Otherwise, create three Food tokens.
El_Funko: Why doesn't Ben simply out-pie the bird?
thraximore: ooof
hyrulesavior: ben brought a constructed deck to a sealed tournament
Dog_of_Myth: Welp, RIP Nelson
thraximore: ya BASIC
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Kyir: Of course Ben is winning, he’s wearing plaid
MrBibz: Opportunity is pretty good in sealed, 7/7s are hard to deal with
LRRbot: Gift of Paradise [2G] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant land / When Gift of Paradise enters the battlefield, you gain 3 life. / Enchanted land has "{T}: Add two mana of any one color."
LRRbot: Pacifism [1W] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't attack or block.
MegaDosX: Ben's so basic he exclusively plays human fighters in D&D
GhostValv: of course Ben is winning, he's a delightful human being :)
Muddy_Thunder: It's not Ben's fault Eldraine was busted.
MegaDosX: (j/k Ben is great)
GhostValv: (and so are everyone else :) )
bwk789: Life is 18-22
superdude097: 3-mana Duress basically Kappa
hyrulesavior: @Muddy_Thunder insert "Gavin!"
LRRbot: Giant's Skewer [1B] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+1. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a creature, create a Food token. / Equip {3}
couchboyj: Of course Ben is winning, he gabba-rules
RomanGoro: It's not Ben's fault he opened a busted kit for a busted set
niccus: if you find the oven you get to recycle the giant
thraximore: @MegaDosX Ben is so basic you can find him off an Evolving Wilds
YeetTheRich_: thanks james
MegaDosX: @thraximore Oh shit that got me, well done
LRRbot: Wakeroot Elemental [4GG] | Creature β€” Elemental [5/5] | {G}{G}{G}{G}{G}: Untap target land you control. It becomes a 5/5 Elemental creature with haste. It's still a land.
MegaDosX: Look at that activated ability cost
bytecaster: Bake into a Pie comes to mind
thraximore: GGGGG
LRRbot: Questing Beast [2GG] | Legendary Creature β€” Beast [4/4] | Vigilance, deathtouch, haste / Questing Beast can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. / Combat damage that would be dealt by creatures you control can't be prevented. / Whenever Questing Beast deals combat damage to an opponent, it deals that much damage to target planeswalker that player controls.
thraximore: oh my
blastiiid: WHAT
micalovits: TWO questing beast???
laikagoat: lrrSPOOP
MegaDosX: WAIT
Muddy_Thunder: lol he's got two hahaha
circusofkirkus: jillySherlock
tehfewl: 2beast
Haroldholmes25: good thing it's legendary
MegaDosX: Are you /kidding/ me?!?
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: I'm sorry *two* questing beasts?
Favre_the_Undead: 2?
neisan2112: Wait wtf??? lrrFINE lrrFINE
tehfewl: 2quest 2 beast
koodooman: 2?!
couchboyj: seabatUseless
maxthefourth: lrrSACK
MegaDosX: Gee Ben, how come your mum lets you have two Questing Beasts?
novrdd: whaaat StinkyGlitch
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: lrrSACK lrrSACK
Muddy_Thunder: @tehfewl 2beast 2 furious
blastiiid: Gee ben how come mom gave you two questing beasts
objectivefailure: This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!
blastiiid: Oh no I was too late
LRRbot: Thicket Crasher [3G] | Creature β€” Elemental Rhino [4/3] | Trample / Other Elementals you control have trample.
YeetTheRich_: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
thraximore: six heads
MegaDosX: Trambample!
Favre_the_Undead: didn't the questing beast give quests?
bytecaster: Basically the same as questing beast
Favre_the_Undead: I don't know arthur lor
GhostValv: :O
lirazel64: He left it dead and with its head he went galumphing back.
LRRbot: Stonecoil Serpent [X] | Artifact Creature β€” Snake [0/0] | Reach, trample, protection from multicolored / Stonecoil Serpent enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
thraximore: NEAT
micalovits: What is that pool Ben
YeetTheRich_: GAVIN
Haroldholmes25: real fair and reasonable magic over there
MegaDosX: @Favre_the_Undead "The Questing Beast, or the Beast Glatisant (Old French: beste glatisant, Modern French: bΓͺte glatissante), is a cross-animal monster appearing in many medieval texts of Arthurian legend and modern works inspired by them. In the French prose cycles, and consequently in the quasi-canon of Le Morte d'Arthur, the hunt for the Beast is the subject of quests futilely undertaken by King Pellinore and his family and finally achieved by Sir Palamedes and his companions. "
couchboyj: @favre_the_undead The quest is always "deal with this ridiculous creature"
Drathak: this deck is busted
MrBibz: Ben is just eldraine constructed.
thraximore: Gavin!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Eldraine was a mistake.
Dog_of_Myth: GAVIN!
underhill33: what the hell
circusofkirkus: eldraine was fun :)
YeetTheRich_: just embrace the archvillain at this point
LRRbot: Meteor Golem [7] | Artifact Creature β€” Golem [3/3] | When Meteor Golem enters the battlefield, destroy target nonland permanent an opponent controls.
TemporallyAwry: Eldraine was a heck of a limited environment. PrideLaugh
niccus: deck name: Gavin!
MegaDosX: Oh snap
zed_alpha: @Favre_the_Undead The opposite. Knights would go on quests to hunt it and kill it to bring it back as a trophy. It was an Arthurian cryptid that knights wanted to win glory by successfully hunting.
Tecnocrat: Somewhere, Gavin is twitching uncontrollably.
nymistrya: Only 2 Questing beasts and 1 stone coil serpent? Seems mid
Fistacles: ah stolecoil, the card that got me with secret reach the most
MegaDosX: Serpent dies to a falling meteor
thraximore: @MegaDosX noted.
tehfewl: Ben you may be the Heel, but we still love and respect you
maxthefourth: coachn3Marionice
Banana_Swonk: mega dos, a lot of things die to falling meteors
aClonedPickle: are we too loud
MrBibz: i think I lost more games of Eldraine limited to just random food tokens than anything else
zed_alpha: @Favre_the_Undead as @MegaDosX said, most famously/infamously by King Pellinore and his family.
circusofkirkus: muttering off camera
LRRbot: Bog Naughty [3BB] | Creature β€” Faerie [3/3] | Flying / {2}{B}, Sacrifice a Food: Target creature gets βˆ’3/βˆ’3 until end of turn.
MegaDosX: @Banana_Swonk Prove it! :p
GhostValv: tqsSmug
thraximore: a bog what 😳
LRRbot: Witch's Oven [1] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Create a Food token. If the sacrificed creature's toughness was 4 or greater, create two Food tokens instead.
zed_alpha: "Bog naughty" is just a hell of a pair of words to say
Laserbeaks_Fury: NGL, I thought I left a window open somewhere
EwanMTG: Odds of ben having a cat in his deck
Tecnocrat: Bog Naughty was my nickname in college.
circusofkirkus: I enjoyed Eldraine limited!
Nydestroyer: oh no
MegaDosX: @EwanMTG 100%. We saw it last game >_>
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EwanMTG: sorry i just got here @MegaDosX
Kyir: New Capenna was better
Mustang_Redcloak: Big Naughty? aka The Eldraine Phyrexian Plaguelord
laikagoat: merfolk secretkeeper x5
Laserbeaks_Fury: Miss Bog, if you're Naughty
MegaDosX: @EwanMTG All good! No worries
tehfewl: Bog naughty is a πŸ’© euphemism
LRRbot: Wolfrider's Saddle [3G] | Artifact β€” Equipment | When Wolfrider's Saddle enters the battlefield, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token, then attach Wolfrider's Saddle to it. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and can't be blocked by more than one creature. / Equip {3}
offbeatwitch: i may be the only SNC draft enjoyer
Fruan: Eldraine limited was fun, because both players had Eldraine decks
delusionalprole: I didnt play SNC, was it really that bad?
zed_alpha: "Bog Naughty" is my bayou zydeco-themed Pussycat Dolls cover band.
Fistacles: AVR Limited >
Drathak: ive seen worse
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: what was wrong with new capenna limited?
Dog_of_Myth: Or, hear me out, we could play Kawigawa limited.
Kyir: Eldraine was just boring
Fistacles: SNC was pretty rough yes
pattem0re: Eldraine limited was a sweet format filled with mono-coloured decks
bytecaster: Scute Swarm has infect?
Sogheim: New Capenna draft breaks people
MrBibz: @delusionalprole if you weren't picking the 2W flier that drew a card over everything else, you were gonna lose
MegaDosX: Why not Ben? >:|
GhostValv: not YET!
Phailhammer: The NEw Capena Limited just wasn't the same once Amtrak took it over.
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: admittedly I didn't play draft a ton then
Armoric: @delusionalprole I had colour imbalances, and nowadays everyone's on Arena which amplifies these issues tenfold
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YeetTheRich_: fynn from kaldheim does infect
YeetTheRich_: is somebody on kaldheim?
saucemaster5000: @Phailhammer That got me, cheers
irdeaded: I dont remember the decks from the Eldraine PPR properly but im fairly sure the crew have to be glad no one had to play against this pool then
Phailhammer: @Phailhammer :D
Armoric: Nelson having to play White cards in M20 is sad D:
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MegaDosX: Oh no Ben swore :o
MegaDosX: :O
Banana_Swonk: @Armoric so far hes opalyed two of the better white commons
MegaDosX: That exchange rate
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: you got back your investment into that giant :P
tehfewl: the giant came from 2 foods, and has returned to 2 foods
Tecnocrat: Two foods make a giant, two foods breeak a giant.,
HadesLeprechaun: aaah, Widdich, my favorite sport on Eldraine
Laserbeaks_Fury: Legaly distinct Widditch
Muppetpastorx: 2 pies in a trenchcoat
couchboyj: @tehfewl Ashes to ashes, pies to pies
El_Funko: Most giants are two sentient hams taped together
squ3e: ashes to ashes, Giants to foods
laundreydhull: gross, chat.
MegaDosX: Two cards, ah ah ah
superdude097: !card bog naughty
LRRbot: Bog Naughty [3BB] | Creature β€” Faerie [3/3] | Flying / {2}{B}, Sacrifice a Food: Target creature gets βˆ’3/βˆ’3 until end of turn.
thraximore: @El_Funko lrrHAM
Fruan: Boggers
Ratchet215: is everyone using a different set?
Banana_Swonk: yup
Favre_the_Undead: yep
MegaDosX: @Ratchet215 Yeah, different pre-release kits from different sets
frozenphoenix7: I understood that reference
LRRbot: Squad Captain [4W] | Creature β€” Human Soldier [2/2] | Vigilance / Squad Captain enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each other creature you control.
TruPhantomAngel: "OH, IS BEN DOWN AND OUT!?!?"
laundreydhull: lrrSPOOP
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MegaDosX: The thicc crasher
flatluigi: isn't it lethal if he attacks with all three
LuckyBonsai: Damn I love it when Nelly plays paper magic. Something about this man throwing wizard squares
Muddy_Thunder: Put the kids in the oven
Muppetpastorx: @flatluigi The captain doesn't have haste\
quancooffate: @flatluigi Not enough haste
flatluigi: oh, sorry, i thought we missed a turn cycle
99dcwolf: Now the kids aren't alright
laundreydhull: @muppetpastorx only meteor is attacking
MegaDosX: !card wolfrider's saddle
LRRbot: Wolfrider's Saddle [3G] | Artifact β€” Equipment | When Wolfrider's Saddle enters the battlefield, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token, then attach Wolfrider's Saddle to it. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and can't be blocked by more than one creature. / Equip {3}
lirazel64: Canon
micalovits: 1 for hansel, and 1 for gretel
Banana_Swonk: those kids made two foods when they holding a skewer with food on it
GhostValv: definitely a flavor win :)
couchboyj: Ben succeeded were the witch failed
LRRbot: Questing Beast [2GG] | Legendary Creature β€” Beast [4/4] | Vigilance, deathtouch, haste / Questing Beast can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. / Combat damage that would be dealt by creatures you control can't be prevented. / Whenever Questing Beast deals combat damage to an opponent, it deals that much damage to target planeswalker that player controls.
MegaDosX: Imagine if Ben played the foil one there :p
laundreydhull: @micalovits eh sole, for eh sole...
LRRbot: Brightwood Tracker [3G] | Creature β€” Elf Scout [2/4] | {5}{G}, {T}: Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
laundreydhull: *sol...
hyrulesavior: should have put the saddle back on the lagac
Muddy_Thunder: now the wolf is the rider of the......wolf
laundreydhull: garruk, garruk, garruk
MegaDosX: Garruk would be a big tempo swing right now
waywardrunt: enough forests?
waywardrunt: yup, colours are hard
LRRbot: Pacifism [1W] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't attack or block.
TruPhantomAngel: Went to go see if Pokemon Stadium was on the Switch Online, and was very disappointed. :(
LRRbot: Cauldron Familiar [B] | Creature β€” Cat [1/1] | When Cauldron Familiar enters the battlefield, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. / Sacrifice a Food: Return Cauldron Familiar from your graveyard to the battlefield.
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MegaDosX: The wolf eats the delicious pie
saucemaster5000: nobody can resist pie
distrustingspectator: well played, Ben. well played, Nelly.
MegaDosX: Ben no that's why you don't look!
blastiiid: Wow!
flatluigi: so is ben gonna make strixhaven
hyrulesavior: shouldn't have equipped the skewer :/
Desruprot: pacifism so strong
randombillfolds: Try pie-romancey.
YeetTheRich_: m20 > eldraine confirmed
lirazel64: At least for a minute.
MegaDosX: A fruit pie probably wouldn't slow a wolf down at all, but a meat pie might distract one for a bit
LuckyBonsai: FBtouchdown LETS GO NELLY FBtouchdown
quancooffate: Medium/Large green creatures are never bad
MegaDosX: That saddle put in some work too
frozenphoenix7: Ok but only since Nelson said please
DoodlestheGreat: What kit is James using?
novrdd: elisap2Conga
MegaDosX: I don't think we know yet
Juliamon: I think any pie would at least confuse a wolf momentarily
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: oh right I'm actually watching this live
the_fanerdic: War of the spark
saucemaster5000: So far, pretty good matches considering the silliness of the format
TheMerricat: So what we are seeing chat is even Eldradi can't stop Nelson?
nymistrya: you out the twins in the pie, you put the pie in the wolf, boom call that sorted.
MegaDosX: "...did he just throw a pie at me?" - the wolf, probably
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: I was cofused by the not skippig the break :P
Catastrophil: There's something relaxing about watching magic while sorting magic, just feels right
couchboyj: WotS, he said he had 7 walkers on LRRMTG yesterday
ElfLawyer: hello everyone!
ElfLawyer: what's going on on stream rn?
YeetTheRich_: I could see this format catch on
aClonedPickle: repeated king dethroning
YeetTheRich_: this is great
laundreydhull: @couchboyj seven wut now?
couchboyj: Mismatched sealed pool king of the hill
couchboyj: James is on War of the Spark with 7 planeswalkers
AtrusOfMyst: yee haw cowboy magic 🀠
laundreydhull: So like... lrrJAMES & the MCU?
YeetTheRich_: how far back go the prerelease kits as a product?
YeetTheRich_: has to be atleast mirrodin besieged
laundreydhull: @yeettherich_ Mirr-ish don?
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: exactly what I was thinking, at least new phyrexia
Lawblades: chat looking mighty fine tonight <3
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: as there was that choosing mirran or phyrexian thing the
thraximore: thanks you
tehfewl: "Thanks, me" is my favorite meme
delusionalprole: Did Wheeler say earlier he grabbed a Scars of Mirrodin kit?
Gascitygaming: that was a very good Hank Nelly
laundreydhull: @lawblades lies, words can't look good.(probably)
atlr: Lo Ding
Radyin: If you want a regular prerelease kit in the way we think of them now, the first were Return to Ravnica.
vellebastet: @tehfewl same πŸ˜„
YeetTheRich_: oh no
MegaDosX: Oh boy
YeetTheRich_: we have a new villain
raulghoulia: Nelson the Kingslayer. Long live the king
Lawblades: @laundreydhull No kink shaming lrrJUDGECALL
DeM0nFiRe: Ah yes, the 7 pieces of exodia
LRRbot: Gateway Plaza | Land β€” Gate | Gateway Plaza enters the battlefield tapped. / When Gateway Plaza enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you pay {1}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
laundreydhull: It is just like the MCU, lrrJAMES
LeonisCo: There are 7 different Teos? :o
delusionalprole: I didnt play War of the Spark either, this was also a very powerful set?
NotCainNorAbel: a board wipe as a response to the 7th would be pretty 'nice'
laikagoat: ashiok?
LRRbot: Paradise Druid [1G] | Creature β€” Elf Druid [2/1] | Paradise Druid has hexproof as long as it's untapped. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
laikagoat: aw
MegaDosX: I mean, Planar Cleansing was in M20
LRRbot: Centaur Courser [2G] | Creature β€” Centaur Warrior [3/3]
ElfLawyer: yeah WAR was pretty good
tehfewl: it had the Kronch
zed_alpha: NGL, Oops! All Planeswalkers! is my favorite historic brawl deck in MTGA. It either loses by turn 3 because I don't get the fixing or I bully my opponent into nonexistence, no middle ground
Armoric: Man they forgot about all the stupid bombs in that set
couchboyj: WotS was weird. Meaning i liked the izzet weirds deck.
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MegaDosX: Some of them were uncommon, in fact
cloudeon5: ok so I'm guessing each person has a PR deck each from different sets?
frozenphoenix7: @cloudeon5 Yes
Armoric: Also colour imbalance was ridiculous, W was unplayable most of the time
saucemaster5000: Planeswalkers aren't allowed in Paul Ivory Tower
gualdhar: Paul calling James out over here
cloudeon5: ayyyy big brain
Dandinstorm12: uh
LRRbot: Dovin, Hand of Control [2{W/U}] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Dovin [5] | Artifact, instant, and sorcery spells your opponents cast cost {1} more to cast. / [βˆ’1]: Until your next turn, prevent all damage that would be dealt to and dealt by target permanent an opponent controls.
laundreydhull: lrrSPOOP
until_may: love dovin
Gascitygaming: hi Adam! :)
djalternative: Well, Paul did top8 a pro tour once, right?
LRRbot: Wolfrider's Saddle [3G] | Artifact β€” Equipment | When Wolfrider's Saddle enters the battlefield, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token, then attach Wolfrider's Saddle to it. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and can't be blocked by more than one creature. / Equip {3}
cloudeon5: did Nelson draw the short straw or does he have m20 by choice?
MegaDosX: Dovin is frustrating to play against
Diabore: nope
Diabore: costs more
frozenphoenix7: Costs 5.
ElfLawyer: my favorite part of Dovin was him getting killed off in the story
RealLegitStreamer: Is Adam a bonus table friend?
Lawblades: lrrJUDGECALL
Dandinstorm12: Adam "High" Savidan
LRRbot: Inspiring Captain [3W] | Creature β€” Human Knight [3/3] | When Inspiring Captain enters the battlefield, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
Robot_Bones: @ElfLawyer I have distressing news for you
Armoric: Dovin went from cool antagonist that wasn't actually a cardboard villain, to a cardboard villain because that's what RNA needed
Gascitygaming: Ben!
Armoric: F
couchboyj: Questing Dovin
zed_alpha: i do so enjoy the mic'd peanut gallery
MegaDosX: Ben just has a card that could be called Wall of Text
Gascitygaming: wait is everyone else just off camera?
delusionalprole: Cards do be having too many words i agree
MegaDosX: And in fact has two of them
gualdhar: !findquote high
LRRbot: Quote #3078: "It's about high school lesbians with superpowers?" β€”eatenbyagrue1988
cloudeon5: I love dovin so much. a great villain
MegaDosX: Kia ora, Adam
zed_alpha: We've got the players, the Table Friend, Paul on tech, and the Let's Nope! boys being Canadian Statler and Waldorf
AtrusOfMyst: What's the DoVIN on that Kia Ora?
LRRbot: Sorin, Vengeful Bloodlord [2WB] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Sorin [4] | As long as it's your turn, creatures and planeswalkers you control have lifelink. / [+2]: Sorin, Vengeful Bloodlord deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker. / [βˆ’X]: Return target creature card with mana value X from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature is a Vampire in addition to its other types.
korvys: !quote ADam
LRRbot: Quote #5372: ""Whirlygig" is the best word to say." β€”Adam [2018-10-06]
Catastrophil: Glad there's some Kiwi representation in chat
saucemaster5000: Dadgic the Graragering
Tecnocrat: James gains one
quancooffate: Did James gain 1?
couchboyj: Sorin has lifelink
frozenphoenix7: James gains 1, as Sorin currently has lifelink
Dog_of_Myth: James gains 1
aussie_rob_w: Hello to my friends across the Tasman
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asthanius: James looks like a Deathcloud player
Tecnocrat: Response scoop
m_logan2000: James would definitely be a lands player
AtrusOfMyst: Dad's use Sword of Nautica and Polo
LRRbot: Ancestral Blade [1W] | Artifact β€” Equipment | When Ancestral Blade enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token, then attach Ancestral Blade to it. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Equip {1}
arkham1981: Waaaait a second...Did James get a Speedmaster?
MegaDosX: Oops all cats
micalovits: Scute swarm is a hell of a card
LRRbot: Bioessence Hydra [3GU] | Creature β€” Hydra Mutant [4/4] | Trample / Bioessence Hydra enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each loyalty counter on planeswalkers you control. / Whenever one or more loyalty counters are put on planeswalkers you control, put that many +1/+1 counters on Bioessence Hydra.
MegaDosX: Oh wow
Dog_of_Myth: Now that was a bomb
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MegaDosX: Pacifism off the top
micalovits: Just dovin it
frozenphoenix7: Nelson should be 18, right?
frozenphoenix7: Not 22?
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: huh, I had not seen that card before
LRRbot: Wakeroot Elemental [4GG] | Creature β€” Elemental [5/5] | {G}{G}{G}{G}{G}: Untap target land you control. It becomes a 5/5 Elemental creature with haste. It's still a land.
A_Dub888: benginOh
MegaDosX: Nelson gained life from his enchantment
frozenphoenix7: Oh right, Gift
Dandinstorm12: whoa
saucemaster5000: Not even southern or redneck, that's just straight looney tunes accents
LRRbot: Kaya, Bane of the Dead [3{W/B}{W/B}{W/B}] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Kaya [7] | Your opponents and permanents your opponents control with hexproof can be the targets of spells and abilities you control as though they didn't have hexproof. / [βˆ’3]: Exile target creature.
MegaDosX: !card bioessence hydra
LRRbot: Bioessence Hydra [3GU] | Creature β€” Hydra Mutant [4/4] | Trample / Bioessence Hydra enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each loyalty counter on planeswalkers you control. / Whenever one or more loyalty counters are put on planeswalkers you control, put that many +1/+1 counters on Bioessence Hydra.
Dandinstorm12: Kaya's here to kick ass....and blast ass
Dandinstorm12: but she's all out of ass
TheMerricat: So chat if I'm reading this right, there isn't any way to gain loyalty on Kaya, correct?
quancooffate: Doesn't Kaya entering count as putting on loyalty counters?
MegaDosX: Also that is a /lot/ of lifegain here
MegaDosX: Because that thing has lifelink too
inndaskie: @TheMerricat yep
HasturTheYellow: 14/14 has Lifelink
ArcOfTheConclave: Doesn't pwers entering with counters grow the hydra?
frozenphoenix7: @TheMerricat Correct
GirlPainting: kaya counters
StateBasedPenguin: and lifelink
MegaDosX: It has lifelink too
laikagoat: james gains 14
micalovits: And lifelink
Ryenji: and lifelink
MrBibz: I think Kaya does increase the counters
NarishmaReborn: and lifelink
Lawblades: lifelink
HasturTheYellow: Because of Sorin, LL
MegaDosX: Sorin gives it lifelink
ReachW: " Abilities that trigger when counters are put on a permanent trigger when a permanent enters the battlefield with counters and when a player puts counters on a permanent."
Lawblades: enters with is not put
GirlPainting: yes
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It does, yes.
JohnPraw: Yes
MyrddintheWizard: Abilities that trigger when counters are put on a permanent trigger when a permanent enters the battlefield with counters and when a player puts counters on a permanent. (2019-05-03)
YeetTheRich_: Abilities that trigger when counters are put on a permanent trigger when a permanent enters the battlefield with counters and when a player puts counters on a permanent.
PIayswithFlRE: it counted on arena anyway
Lawblades: oh shit I'm dumb
MegaDosX: Good god almighty that is a card and a half
YeetTheRich_: multiple people with gatherer/scryfall open in second window I see
blastiiid: 21? savage
A_Dub888: rayfkWelp
Dandinstorm12: as is tradition
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LRRbot: Inspiring Captain [3W] | Creature β€” Human Knight [3/3] | When Inspiring Captain enters the battlefield, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
InfiniTokens: Evening, folks!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: That didn't sound very inspired.
MegaDosX: James gains 21
Shelvish_Fyshstic: What's gatherer?
MyrddintheWizard: @YeetTheRich_ It happens...
HasturTheYellow: I'm now tempted to make Bant Flickerwalkers
YeetTheRich_: holy shit james
asthanius: Gain 21
aussie_rob_w: That’s a massive beating
Dandinstorm12: dag
tonks_just_tonks: New Highlander Meta Deck?!
MegaDosX: Fuck me that is a big swing
hb8u: war was a mistake
Dandinstorm12: crunch
sirspate: 'are they playing commander?'
flatluigi: bioessence hydra is a lovely card
LRRbot: Aerial Assault [2W] | Sorcery | Destroy target tapped creature. You gain 1 life for each creature you control with flying.
couchboyj: War, war never changes
asthanius: oh
quancooffate: Being boosted/hosed by Vorinclex has taught me about adding counters to planeswalkers on ETB many times
asthanius: cool
frnknsten: James may be hard to beat
ipoddodd: ah, yes, the classic 21/21 lifelink trample creature
inndaskie: sorin to drain him
Dandinstorm12: sorin is p good
IbunWest: Why is james at 44 what the heck happened
LRRbot: Wolfrider's Saddle [3G] | Artifact β€” Equipment | When Wolfrider's Saddle enters the battlefield, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token, then attach Wolfrider's Saddle to it. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and can't be blocked by more than one creature. / Equip {3}
InfiniTokens: Woo Wolves
PadawanTK16: !card sorin imperious bloodlord
LRRbot: Sorin, Imperious Bloodlord [2B] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Sorin [4] | [+1]: Target creature you control gains deathtouch and lifelink until end of turn. If it's a Vampire, put a +1/+1 counter on it. / [+1]: You may sacrifice a Vampire. When you do, Sorin, Imperious Bloodlord deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life. / [βˆ’3]: You may put a Vampire creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.
couchboyj: Crap, the hydra is a vampire now!
saucemaster5000: courage willow
asthanius: "Spongebob!"
YeetTheRich_: this is where chat comes together with ben to defeat james, the actual villain of this story
inndaskie: @IbunWest he swing for 21 lifeling
tonks_just_tonks: Why do all the decks have lifegain?!
thraximore: willOow
PadawanTK16: wait, wrong sorin
MegaDosX: !card sorin, vengeful bloodlord
LRRbot: Sorin, Vengeful Bloodlord [2WB] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Sorin [4] | As long as it's your turn, creatures and planeswalkers you control have lifelink. / [+2]: Sorin, Vengeful Bloodlord deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker. / [βˆ’X]: Return target creature card with mana value X from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature is a Vampire in addition to its other types.
TheMerricat: @IbunWest James attacked with a 21/21 trample lifelink creature
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IbunWest: @IbunWest That'd do it yes.
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flatluigi: can he bring back kaya? i thought it was just creatures
asthanius: Sorin can't reanimate walkers
MegaDosX: Sorin can only reanimate creatures, but he might have a reanimation spell in hand
saucemaster5000: As Wheeler's lawyer, I'll allow it
Tingeltangelibach: haha
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TheMerricat: I missed what james just played
LuckyBonsai: Is wheeler also Alex Jone's lawyer by any chance?
micalovits: He returned the hydra with Sorin
TheMerricat: Ah!
LuckyBonsai: Jones'
circusofkirkus: will he groan when getting up from h is chair?
LRRbot: Tamiyo, Collector of Tales [2GU] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Tamiyo [5] | Spells and abilities your opponents control can't cause you to discard cards or sacrifice permanents. / [+1]: Choose a nonland card name, then reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all cards with the chosen name from among them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. / [βˆ’3]: Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
AtrusOfMyst: James looks like he's about to ask if he should use the 9 iron or the pitching wedge for this approach
MegaDosX: Well that'd bring Kaya or Dovin back
MegaDosX: Also Hydra gets bigger doesn't it?
LRRbot: Dovin, Hand of Control [2{W/U}] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Dovin [5] | Artifact, instant, and sorcery spells your opponents cast cost {1} more to cast. / [βˆ’1]: Until your next turn, prevent all damage that would be dealt to and dealt by target permanent an opponent controls.
sirspate: James is spinning too many plates
MyBestHat: 44 to 3 huh
couchboyj: Numbers only go up
MegaDosX: Yeah Nelson is in a /lot/ of trouble here
Tecnocrat: Number always go up
Dandinstorm12: Adam "Simic 2019 card" Savidan
MyBestHat: that WotS for ya
LRRbot: Squad Captain [4W] | Creature β€” Human Soldier [2/2] | Vigilance / Squad Captain enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each other creature you control.
midnightcurryjazz: I like these 6 mic streams. They are nice and lively
YeetTheRich_: woowie
asthanius: Dad wins!
inndaskie: oooof
saucemaster5000: Kings are being deposed awfully quickly
couchboyj: Hail Hydra!
MyBestHat: who gets trounced by james next
aClonedPickle: suffer not a king to live
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
99dcwolf: Are ya winning, dad?
tonks_just_tonks: King of the Hill?! More like Anarchy of the Hill!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
MegaDosX: He didn't even need to fuck around
Tecnocrat: Paul found out in 4K
saucemaster5000: But no cat, so life sucks
vellebastet: πŸ˜†
couchboyj: James still hurting from yesterday's stream snipe
MyBestHat: im a knuckles fan myself
InfiniTokens: Hope he has good handwriting
korvys: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #6484: "I am sublimely confident in the power of Beej." β€”Adam [2019-10-14]
Americano_Splorts: I know the cards are worthless but the idea of writing on cards is causing me phyiscal pain
MyBestHat: rip konda taken too soon 20 years ago
thraximore: hesitation is defeat, Steve Jobs
aurousjackal: @Americano_Splorts I feel ya. I could never use chaff for proxies
InfiniTokens: If only he rolled 12 LUL
Dandinstorm12: rig the dice better
Sibwow: chat cant see the dice you can lie
bytecaster: Are we playing craps now?
quancooffate: Having recently drafted Kamigawa, I'm excited to see all of the "or planeswalker" text on a bunch of the commons in the set to matter for the first time.
Sogheim: you can lie to chat until Paul turns on the overhead
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MyBestHat: Saffi is Missing!
saucemaster5000: Randomness should be determined by liu kang blood splatter distribution
Himyul: Judge! We need more corruption in here!
InfiniTokens: Just shoot the view from the side and lie to chat
MegaDosX: !card corrupt
LRRbot: Corrupt [5B] | Sorcery | Corrupt deals damage to any target equal to the number of Swamps you control. You gain life equal to the damage dealt this way.
Koshindan: That's why you have to break the dice in before you play a game. lrrBEEJ
Dandinstorm12: James "Lots of things" Turner
ihlendrax: !card corrupt court official
LRRbot: Corrupt Court Official [1B] | Creature β€” Human Advisor [1/1] | When Corrupt Court Official enters the battlefield, target opponent discards a card.
Dandinstorm12: uh
99dcwolf: James "Simic Slaw" Tuner
inndaskie: simic slaw time
TheMerricat: What set is Wheeler playing?
MegaDosX: Wow
Dandinstorm12: yeesh
Sibwow: neon dynasty
couchboyj: Two different dice rolling the e act same thing 4 times in a row
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
aurousjackal: I miss the Simic Slaw
frnknsten: Kamigawa
saucemaster5000: Time for Dad to learn about the pool guy
quancooffate: Ooh, GW is strong in NEO
MyBestHat: take a looooooad off
silenceaux: Ham may mock, but they shall mourn
inndaskie: i wonder if the slaw is at mythic
y3ntil: simic slawter pact
LRRbot: Go-Shintai of Boundless Vigor [1G] | Legendary Enchantment Creature β€” Shrine [1/1] | Trample / At the beginning of your end step, you may pay {1}. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target Shrine for each Shrine you control.
kr3bsy: didn't bottom from the mulligan...
LRRbot: Norika Yamazaki, the Poet [2W] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Samurai [3/2] | Vigilance / Whenever a Samurai or Warrior you control attacks alone, you may cast target enchantment card from your graveyard this turn.
LRRbot: Leyline Prowler [1BG] | Creature β€” Nightmare Beast [2/3] | Deathtouch, lifelink / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Dandinstorm12: oof Norika
LRRbot: Imperial Subduer [2W] | Creature β€” Human Samurai [3/2] | Whenever a Samurai or Warrior you control attacks alone, tap target creature you don't control.
thraximore: wheelerClown
quancooffate: NOPE
InfiniTokens: Should have waited to see how long it took to notice.
thraximore: vigilance
Armoric: Norika has vigilance I think
Dandinstorm12: trigger?
quancooffate: Vigilance on Norika
ButteryToppings: Vigilance
BlueMagnusStormCrow: vigilance?
Dandinstorm12: wigilance?
couchboyj: The odds of that series of repeated rolls in Gamer Monopoly was about 1 to 46 thousand, by the by.
MyBestHat: veggielance
LRRbot: Bioessence Hydra [3GU] | Creature β€” Hydra Mutant [4/4] | Trample / Bioessence Hydra enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each loyalty counter on planeswalkers you control. / Whenever one or more loyalty counters are put on planeswalkers you control, put that many +1/+1 counters on Bioessence Hydra.
quancooffate: We're vigilant
InfiniTokens: "Arena does this all for me" LUL
micalovits: Wheeler to distraced thinking of the Hammock
saucemaster5000: Relax???? RELAX???
Dandinstorm12: gg
Dog_of_Myth: We do have no chill.
Skakerman_: that's my secret, I know nothing about magic
MyBestHat: wheeler better slow down or he's gonna get tire-d
LRRbot: Towashi Guide-Bot [4] | Artifact Creature β€” Construct [2/1] | When Towashi Guide-Bot enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / {4}, {T}: Draw a card. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each modified creature you control.
ReachW: Even reading the cards. Arena's really good at that mostly.
ButteryToppings: Keep adding counters wheeler
hamfistedoaf: does king of the hill just keep playing?
aurousjackal: can we talk about how James got organic 4c basics in four turns?
PIayswithFlRE: presumably if someone defeats all four challengers, it ends?
LRRbot: Tithebearer Giant [5B] | Creature β€” Giant Warrior [4/5] | When Tithebearer Giant enters the battlefield, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Dandinstorm12: guys
Dandinstorm12: chat should have a hammock
bytecaster: @aurousjackal It's the only upside of the curse of being really good at drawing lands.
Sogheim: @aurousjackal James having an affinity for lands? never heard of such a thing
MyBestHat: ooooOOOoo
inndaskie: @Dandinstorm12 chatmmock
Himyul: can you go ham in a hammock?
Jovh11: You don't understand as a card carrying (heh) mtg player I will never calm down. Unless of course I run into an enticing hammock
saucemaster5000: hammocks are overrated, when will someone make a hammock for us who sleep on their stomach?
LRRbot: Invoke the Ancients [1GGGG] | Sorcery | Create two 4/5 green Spirit creature tokens. For each of them, put your choice of a vigilance counter, a reach counter, or a trample counter on it.
miniMacGuru: I worked in an office that add "no hammocks allowed" after someone brought one in. q_q
ButteryToppings: Woah nice
YeetTheRich_: james is using his land powers for good here
bytecaster: Frogs incomming
Dandinstorm12: I see Wheeler has a deck
Alas_Babylon: How ancient are those rat tokens?
Yakkers221B: Weatheredrats
Sogheim: casual five mana 8/10 trample
MyBestHat: sensual burp
thraximore: norika still has vigilance LUL
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Norika still has vigilance
ButteryToppings: Darn you VIGILIANCE
micalovits: And they are still thinking of Hammocks
Dandinstorm12: are we sure Norika has vigilance?
Lawblades: free draw
MyBestHat: wheeler is boycotting vigilance
cloudeon5: I've had this idea for a while where folks bring burn decks from different standard metas and they have a good ol burn off
bytecaster: Few people know that Norika actually has the text "Norika never stops having vigilance"
quancooffate: Chat is vigilant
YeetTheRich_: vigilance isn't real
MegaDosX: "Signaturing"
LoadingReadyRun: @saucemaster5000 so that would be a hammock that curves up?
LRRbot: Leyline Prowler [1BG] | Creature β€” Nightmare Beast [2/3] | Deathtouch, lifelink / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
MyBestHat: how can vigilance be real if restoration angel isnt real
Lawblades: miss free draw?
saucemaster5000: @saucemaster5000 I'm thinking a squishy boulder with a massage chair style pillow opening
Lawblades: only costs 4
Fyurios: Just how greedy was James' opening...
Lawblades: 0*
ButteryToppings: Here come the 2/2 s and scrying one hundred OATH
MyBestHat: you had me at squishy
ipoddodd: The tokens are considered modified, no?
MegaDosX: Yeah the spirit tokens technically have counters on them, and so are modified
DangerDiabolik: the rats make guide bot free
LoadingReadyRun: @saucemaster5000 is that a bean bag?
LeonisCo: @DangerDiabolik true
MyBestHat: watch out he's going rat mode
Dandinstorm12: Benjamin "Rat budget" Wheeler
LRRbot: Golden-Tail Disciple [2W] | Enchantment Creature β€” Fox Monk [2/3] | Lifelink
saucemaster5000: @saucemaster5000 No, cause you still tie it to two trees, duh
bytecaster: Everybody knows owning a rat king allows you to draw for free.
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
MyBestHat: forgot vigilance on the rat that doesnt have vigilance
Alas_Babylon: The amount of money I'd pay for them to print a second set for new Kamigawa
ipoddodd: Golden tail Disciple - Just a leyline prowler
Alas_Babylon: They did such a bang-up job with NEO
NarishmaReborn: that looks like a finale
LRRbot: Thundering Ceratok [4G] | Creature β€” Rhino [4/5] | Trample / When Thundering Ceratok enters the battlefield, other creatures you control gain trample until end of turn.
Lawblades: trample?! AND deathtouch?!
LRRbot: Paradise Druid [1G] | Creature β€” Elf Druid [2/1] | Paradise Druid has hexproof as long as it's untapped. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
MyBestHat: they called him "The Rocket"
bytecaster: @Alas_Babylon Don't give them ideas or you get Triple Masters Kamigawa for a bazillion a pack.
MrBibz: 4/5s are huge
Dandinstorm12: Dear Drs Adam and James, how do we feel about Matthew Tkachuk being a Panther?
Alas_Babylon: @bytecaster ;-;
asthanius: sounds like someone needs propane
InfiniTokens: That rat is best rat.
inndaskie: gassssssssssssssssss
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: oh no i see what is happening
Lawblades: just in case it rains more than 10cm
MyBestHat: what is the definiton of "hammocking"?
MyBestHat: important Q
flatluigi: james is just waiting for 12 mana
Americano_Splorts: Why is he counting
Dog_of_Myth: If James is sandbagging, does that mean a flood of lands is coming?
laundreydhull: quick, lrrWHEELER , draw sum belches!
korvys: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #2224: "I'm an idiot, James." β€”Adam [2016-03-31]
Dandinstorm12: Good man Adam
InfiniTokens: Why is that rat not in a hammock?
Dandinstorm12: Shoutout to all the Calgary fans in chat
ButteryToppings: On your end step ... Cast my house slippers on my tootsies
WowoT: who is adam talking about?
possummtg: Awristed development
Dandinstorm12: Matthew Tkachuk
Plasterboard: vroom vroooooom!
Dog_of_Myth: Oh hai @InfiniTokens
lirazel64: Football
midnightcurryjazz: Is that some canadian person?
WowoT: oh well i think signing huberdeau was way better
InfiniTokens: Hey @Dog_of_Myth!
MyBestHat: Shoutout to all the people in chat in a bad enough place in their lives to be a fan of Calgary, hang in there bud.
lirazel64: American
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
LRRbot: Ninja's Kunai [1] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature has "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice Ninja's Kunai: Ninja's Kunai deals 3 damage to any target." / Equip {1}
bytecaster: Not as angry, as when someone forgets about vigilance
Lawblades: No one said that
BjjBrain: and the reason was you guys
asthanius: ben are you okay?
Alas_Babylon: But Beeeeeeen
circusofkirkus: took the words right of my mouth
bytecaster: Did we just get straw chatted?
micalovits: But Ben, you should have done that before so you could have drawn for freeeee
quancooffate: Ben I think you missed it, Norika has vigilance
midnightcurryjazz: wheelerHub
LoneGoat: buh ben
Catastrophil: You don't need to listen to the chat in your head, Ben
MyBestHat: All this time when he said 'chat' he meant the voice in his head???
inndaskie: bean
Dandinstorm12: And while we're (not) talking about hockey, how long until the Canucks are good again?
Alas_Babylon: buhtben
inndaskie: but bean?
YeetTheRich_: wheelerDroopy
korvys: Bibendum
niccus: butbendum
aurousjackal: oh bHother
objectivefailure: bebber bizza
WowoT: been butt?
WowoT: ben-ben aki butt
lirazel64: Your voice is going to freeze that way, young man...
LRRbot: Kaya, Bane of the Dead [3{W/B}{W/B}{W/B}] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Kaya [7] | Your opponents and permanents your opponents control with hexproof can be the targets of spells and abilities you control as though they didn't have hexproof. / [βˆ’3]: Exile target creature.
ButteryToppings: Kaya is going to kill this board stall
Dandinstorm12: Wheeler "....no"
MyBestHat: why is there an award winning novella on that women
Americano_Splorts: The 11/11 coming in
bytecaster: Adam, Attorney at Magic
flatluigi: james needs two more mana
aurousjackal: @MyBestHat lighter read than Questing Beast
kumatsu: the award winning novella is Wrenn and Seven
Dog_of_Myth: It's true
asthanius: You do that every night
saucemaster5000: A Ward winning. She got a Ward.
couchboyj: Razzies are awards
thepearltrident: That's just streaming
SmoreThanAFeelin: every tuesday
vellebastet: πŸ˜„
drcthulu: It's true
Lawblades: I loved it when James said "It's Morbin' time!" that was so epic!
Plasterboard: when are we NOT antagonized by the streamers?
MegaDosX: And we clap back sometimes
LuckyBonsai: Masochist Let's Nope chat
laundreydhull: xD
Himyul: yeah, you were slow to start this week. I won't tell your boss though
saucemaster5000: Wait, since when? Did Nelly watch the wrong channel?
YeetTheRich_: adam "tetris is garbage" savidan
Dandinstorm12: uh oh big nice got to Nelly
Seth_Erickson: Out here gaslighting Nelson someone check the tapes Kappa
asthanius: Big Niece
silenceaux: In the comfy, welcoming pocket of Big Nice
korvys: Big Liam Neeson
Nydestroyer: Nelson tuning into interdimensional cable
dpj2009: big BEEF
LRRbot: Coiling Stalker [1G] | Creature β€” Snake Ninja [2/1] | Ninjutsu {1}{G} / Whenever Coiling Stalker deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control that doesn't have a +1/+1 counter on it.
couchboyj: This week's Lets Nope was gabba-cool
InfiniTokens: Buttwrong?
bytecaster: So what you are saying is, that nickname is correct, Adam?
MyBestHat: alright gettem outta here
Fistacles: theres a difference between antagonizing and bad takes
korvys: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #5372: ""Whirlygig" is the best word to say." β€”Adam [2018-10-06]
saucemaster5000: The blocks are all made of the same four pieces! No game design!
thepearltrident: "Buhben, um you should wait to activate your Guide-Bot so it can buh-block"
SplittingImage77: Ah man, I'm trying to remember the question posed during Let's Nope, it had something to do with Kirby...
Plasterboard: *rhythmically shaking and muttering "They're doing it wronge!"*
aussie_rob_w: Adam you can't say videogame stories are bad AND say Tetris is bad
Gascitygaming: I was gonna say, can we talk about that tweet Adam? :P
MyBestHat: DAMAGE CONTROL ENGAGEE
silenceaux: Have we counted to 10
Lawblades: Guidebot about to get yeeted out of existence
Nydestroyer: Doctor mario though
InfiniTokens: The next token should involve a hammock
saucemaster5000: Adam Flip Flop savidan
inndaskie: 1 more mana
aussie_rob_w: but which iteration of Tetris is the correct iteration of Tetris?
sirspate: that tetris soundtrack. *chef's kiss* that song.. and, uh, .. that song again..
dpj2009: I cant believe Wheeler played azorious control recently PogBones
SmoreThanAFeelin: hmmmmmmmmmmm
Dandinstorm12: beep, beep, beep
TemporallyAwry: Tetris or Snake - which was more influential on early mobile gaming ;p
bytecaster: It is important to threaten your opponents creatures sufficiently, so they are too afraid to attack.
saucemaster5000: Oh the lovemaking scene
TotallyNotaBeholder: That scene in robocop where he shoots the guy in the, no wait, different scene
LRRbot: Finale of Devastation [XGG] | Sorcery | Search your library and/or graveyard for a creature card with mana value X or less and put it onto the battlefield. If you search your library this way, shuffle. If X is 10 or more, creatures you control get +X/+X and gain haste until end of turn.
InfiniTokens: Nooo
MyBestHat: i forgot that robocop was a carbanger
Dandinstorm12: uh
korvys: !quote James
LRRbot: Quote #6829: "I'm gonna go hang out on my nose." β€”James [2020-03-17]
laundreydhull: oof.
dpj2009: James never gets caught cheating salemlHeadbang
laundreydhull: it didn't land...
bytecaster: I wish I wasn't being attacked by an 11/11
LRRbot: Norika Yamazaki, the Poet [2W] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Samurai [3/2] | Vigilance / Whenever a Samurai or Warrior you control attacks alone, you may cast target enchantment card from your graveyard this turn.
objectivefailure: Finger on wishclaw talisman curls
MyBestHat: Ben wants questing beasts to rain like a ticker tape parade
Dandinstorm12: nah
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LRRbot: Tamiyo's Safekeeping [G] | Instant | Target permanent you control gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. You gain 2 life.
Dandinstorm12: play 'em all
dumbo3k: !card questing beast
LRRbot: Questing Beast [2GG] | Legendary Creature β€” Beast [4/4] | Vigilance, deathtouch, haste / Questing Beast can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. / Combat damage that would be dealt by creatures you control can't be prevented. / Whenever Questing Beast deals combat damage to an opponent, it deals that much damage to target planeswalker that player controls.
couchboyj: Not quite 10, guess I'll play this foil Japanese alt art Liliana
HadesLeprechaun: having 2 questing beasts in a nonbo really, if you think about it
MegaDosX: I'd wonder just what the hell the rest of the pod is doing if I get passed two Questing Beasts, let alone any more than that
Countjondi: I think 6 is the max number of QB you would play in limited
nightraven949: I would play a mono-questing beast deck, it just progressivly gets more words the longer the game goes
LRRbot: Season of Renewal [2G] | Instant | Choose one or both β€” / β€’ Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / β€’ Return target enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.
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bytecaster: 10 Questing Beasts and Mirror Box from Kamigawa
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: druid dont need to be tapped i dont think?
korvys: !card Dance of the Dead
LRRbot: Dance of the Dead [1B] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature card in a graveyard / When Dance of the Dead enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with Dance of the Dead." Put enchanted creature card onto the battlefield tapped under your control and attach Dance of the Dead to it. When Dance of the Dead leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacr…
LRRbot: Imperial Subduer [2W] | Creature β€” Human Samurai [3/2] | Whenever a Samurai or Warrior you control attacks alone, tap target creature you don't control.
LRRbot: Golden-Tail Disciple [2W] | Enchantment Creature β€” Fox Monk [2/3] | Lifelink
MegaDosX: Yeah druid can be untapped if James isn't casting Finale
MegaDosX: Though he has technically moved past that so idk
LRRbot: Kappa Tech-Wrecker [1G] | Creature β€” Turtle Ninja [1/3] | Ninjutsu {1}{G} / Kappa Tech-Wrecker enters the battlefield with a deathtouch counter on it. / Whenever Kappa Tech-Wrecker deals combat damage to a player, you may remove a deathtouch counter from it. When you do, exile target artifact or enchantment that player controls.
asthanius: oh god
asthanius: lrrbot
inndaskie: Kappa techwrecker
LuckyBonsai: Wow, opening a snack on stream
laikagoat: fionLOL
dpj2009: no sleeve Barbarian
korvys: Turns out, there's a text limit on !card
koodooman: Kappa
thepearltrident: Can we chew into the mic plz
bytecaster: Kappa Tech-Wrecker: "Why does nobody ever take me seriously?"
SrMuskrat: Questing Beast but it has the unstable treatment where it has 6 versions with all different text and it's textless like that new Omnath.
Jovh11: Do you think he hates tech because he doesn't like all of the Kappa jokes made at his expense?
LRRbot: Tamiyo, Collector of Tales [2GU] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Tamiyo [5] | Spells and abilities your opponents control can't cause you to discard cards or sacrifice permanents. / [+1]: Choose a nonland card name, then reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all cards with the chosen name from among them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. / [βˆ’3]: Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
Dandinstorm12: wait
frozenphoenix7: Become Phyreixan Kappa
Dandinstorm12: seems good
laundreydhull: lrrWOW
Dog_of_Myth: Poor Tamiyo
dpj2009: Tamiyo...really! salemlYelling
LRRbot: Bioessence Hydra [3GU] | Creature β€” Hydra Mutant [4/4] | Trample / Bioessence Hydra enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each loyalty counter on planeswalkers you control. / Whenever one or more loyalty counters are put on planeswalkers you control, put that many +1/+1 counters on Bioessence Hydra.
couchboyj: Buh gawd, thats Bioessence Hydra's music!
flatluigi: !card finale of devastation
LRRbot: Finale of Devastation [XGG] | Sorcery | Search your library and/or graveyard for a creature card with mana value X or less and put it onto the battlefield. If you search your library this way, shuffle. If X is 10 or more, creatures you control get +X/+X and gain haste until end of turn.
Alas_Babylon: Man, what a cool planeswalker, a great mother to a cool rat kid, I sure hope nothing horrible happens to her
flatluigi: finale also gets back hydra!
asthanius: "winnable, btw"
laundreydhull: Tamiyo: She does Phyrexian Things now
Dog_of_Myth: Gottem
bytecaster: Tamiyo does have a bad flavor matchup here
Seth_Erickson: I sure hope people don't down play the severity of what happens to her because they don't consider her main character enough. But that would never happen I'm sure.
couchboyj: I'm sure there are Phyrexian rats she can take care of now.
LRRbot: Golden-Tail Disciple [2W] | Enchantment Creature β€” Fox Monk [2/3] | Lifelink
LRRbot: Kiora, Behemoth Beckoner [2{G/U}] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Kiora [7] | Whenever a creature with power 4 or greater enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card. / [βˆ’1]: Untap target permanent.
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: I want to read a book from her pov going over her compleation
StreamTeam3000: hey there
bytecaster: Kiora is so good with Bio Luminescence Hydra
quancooffate: So is this the pre-Finale of Devastation show?
StreamTeam3000: whats the king of the hill, is this pre constructed prerelease kits?
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: and like, then seeing her working on the side of the phyrexians
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: jin is better than most men, as he was able to bring a woman to compleation
laundreydhull: now all lrrJAMES needs is to draw a basic mountain, to assemble the infinity gauntlet, then he claims "Inevitability"...
saucemaster5000: Are we just naming levels now? "The Big Apple"
bytecaster: @quancooffate Gotta warm up the crowd for the appearance of the real star: Big dino
dpj2009: Ben's face when he saw Tamiyo thealm43Mrok
inndaskie: yung peezey
Dandinstorm12: yeah who plays PZ in Delver?
quancooffate: Wheeler's just sandbagging his mana tithe
Haroldholmes25: should name "You are already dead" for style points
flatluigi: lmao
saucemaster5000: they have the same first 2 letters yes
Seth_Erickson: LUL
couchboyj: Cool game!
hamfistedoaf: Dovhim out
LRRbot: Sorin, Vengeful Bloodlord [2WB] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Sorin [4] | As long as it's your turn, creatures and planeswalkers you control have lifelink. / [+2]: Sorin, Vengeful Bloodlord deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker. / [βˆ’X]: Return target creature card with mana value X from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature is a Vampire in addition to its other types.
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: yeah he meant sorin enraged
asthanius: "I name Borborygmos"
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silenceaux: Hydra goes up to 11, then 15?
saucemaster5000: Wheeler's earned it
Dandinstorm12: target?
multeyemeteor: and then 17
Alas_Babylon: 16/16 Trample/Lifelink is kinda sick
laundreydhull: BibleThump
JavitoDe: unsleeved cards, what?
LRRbot: Jukai Preserver [3G] | Enchantment Creature β€” Human Druid [3/3] | When Jukai Preserver enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / Channel β€” {2}{G}, Discard Jukai Preserver: Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures you control.
dpj2009: do it James salemlHeadbang
Dandinstorm12: goona channel this
laikagoat: fionLOL
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
RomanGoro: I thought Bengineering's deck was the one about playing with his food
bytecaster: Trample/Lifelink
Yakkers221B: 20/20 green cards
MegaDosX: Finale can grab things from your yard too
circusofkirkus: finale brings it back, right?
silenceaux: The lifelink makes it a good enough play, probably
LRRbot: March of Otherworldly Light [XW] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may exile any number of white cards from your hand. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each card exiled this way. / Exile target artifact, creature, or enchantment with mana value X or less.
flatluigi: finale could bring it back
multeyemeteor: sick
MegaDosX: Now it's gone
Dandinstorm12: gottem
Dandinstorm12: Vigilance
Americano_Splorts: NO
dpj2009: March! salemlYelling
LRRbot: Intercessor's Arrest [2W] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant permanent / Enchanted permanent can't attack, block, or crew Vehicles. Its activated abilities can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.
thepearltrident: Could've won 2 turns ago with Finale too lol
tonks_just_tonks: I'd like to break free
vellebastet: Ben πŸ˜„
LuckyBonsai: Send us home James
bytecaster: @thepearltrident But would we have 4 planeswalkers in play then?
LuckyBonsai: Do it J man
quancooffate: Wheeler could possibly have this??
thepearltrident: @thepearltrident TRUTH
inndaskie: FINALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
laundreydhull: wait, would targeting kiora with arrest made more sense? LUL
bytecaster: Yeah
Lawblades: finale one time
tonks_just_tonks: F I N A L E E E E E E E
Lawblades: two turns now
bytecaster: Chat demands the dino
multeyemeteor: whoops
Lawblades: because if Ben is rude, he reveals he is dead
LRRbot: Finale of Devastation [XGG] | Sorcery | Search your library and/or graveyard for a creature card with mana value X or less and put it onto the battlefield. If you search your library this way, shuffle. If X is 10 or more, creatures you control get +X/+X and gain haste until end of turn.
inndaskie: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
99dcwolf: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
MegaDosX: Now what does he have that could swing it?
bytecaster: James pulls out a Questing Beast
YeetTheRich_: get gilded goose
dpj2009: graeme3DarkLord graeme3RainbowFurby graeme3RainbowFurby graeme3RainbowFurby graeme3RainbowFurby graeme3DarkLord
novrdd: not sorin first?
Fruan: Finale of It's Fine
tehfewl: Vroom has been called
novrdd: hmmmm
micalovits: "This second Hydra?"
multeyemeteor: Does the Ceratok give everything trample?
asthanius: only on etb
inndaskie: can anyone else hear that?
MegaDosX: !card thundering ceratok
LRRbot: Thundering Ceratok [4G] | Creature β€” Rhino [4/5] | Trample / When Thundering Ceratok enters the battlefield, other creatures you control gain trample until end of turn.
dumbo3k: @multeyemeteor I think only on the turn it enters
ArcOfTheConclave: he could pull bioescence from the grave, right?
itsr67: "fail to find"
itsr67: best end
asthanius: hydra is exiled
Alas_Babylon: Hydra got exiled
Americano_Splorts: It's exiled
Shelvish_Fyshstic: Wheeler's early misplayed Beatles/Rolling Stone's reference might end up costing him the long game.
multeyemeteor: I see
ArcOfTheConclave: k
MegaDosX: Ceratok would have been a good hit if it weren't already out
djalternative: just get Hoof. it was def in WAR
Alas_Babylon: !card End-Raze Forerunners
LRRbot: End-Raze Forerunners [5GGG] | Creature β€” Boar [7/7] | Vigilance, trample, haste / When End-Raze Forerunners enters the battlefield, other creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain vigilance and trample until end of turn.
Alas_Babylon: Kind of was
MegaDosX: @djalternative Hoof wasn't, but End-Raze Forerunners were, and they're a good hit
LRRbot: Tamiyo's Safekeeping [G] | Instant | Target permanent you control gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. You gain 2 life.
dpj2009: the cheating reveals itself
djalternative: @MegaDosX I know but naming an actual card in the set doesn't make the joke work as well
asthanius: Just gotta let James mill out now
Dandinstorm12: Benjamin "You gain...26" Wheeler
Seth_Erickson: Could draw 2 cards of tithebearer πŸ‘€
multeyemeteor: "Lucy, you got some sPlaneswalking to do!"
Natedogg2: A point to Wheeler for the correct answer.
laundreydhull: y the powah of anime & "friendship" at lrrJAMES side
bytecaster: But if this comes to decking, we see all the planeswalkers, so I call that a win.
LRRbot: Jukai Preserver [3G] | Enchantment Creature β€” Human Druid [3/3] | When Jukai Preserver enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / Channel β€” {2}{G}, Discard Jukai Preserver: Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures you control.
itsr67: ngl I had to reread kaya cause I forgot that her static effect is *way* longer than her actual ability
LRRbot: Paradise Druid [1G] | Creature β€” Elf Druid [2/1] | Paradise Druid has hexproof as long as it's untapped. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Herald of the Dreadhorde [3B] | Creature β€” Zombie Warrior [3/2] | When Herald of the Dreadhorde dies, amass 2.
bytecaster: Long time no see, Harold
YeetTheRich_: wooo
Dandinstorm12: as is tradition
midnightcurryjazz: lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM
WowoT: was that a 1 hour game?
itsr67: LUL
MegaDosX: Amazing
Nydestroyer: The stream is now a looping gif
bytecaster: Which this is which this?
sirspate: spoopy
Nydestroyer: infinite games
Dog_of_Myth: lrrAWESOME
MegaDosX: lrrSPOOPY
Ziarist: aliasLurk
vellebastet: seabatClap
laundreydhull: u meme, dis or dat?
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LeonisCo: Who won the last game? had to step away for a bit
Alas_Babylon: Wheeler, by James conceding after like an hour
Alas_Babylon: While still in the first game, mind you
Haroldholmes25: everything is bo1 tonight
LeonisCo: haha that's fair. the game was really taking a while
lirazel64: @alas_babylon They're playing Bo1
Alas_Babylon: oh, right, duh
lirazel64: Otherwise, this stream would be 7 hours
Loonatic93: Holy Serra! Cam and Cori are doing "Trouble Shooter?" I was pretty sure I was one of the only folks who actually knew that game existed!
vellebastet: seabatClap
YeetTheRich_: wheelerLoop wheelerLoop
Dandinstorm12: koth, king of the hill
Dandinstorm12: also of the hammer
InfiniTokens: "Round whatever we're at"
tonks_just_tonks: Thanks Bobby
Mischievous_Catgeist: good joke streamer
vellebastet: :)
Loonatic93: Running up that King of the Hill.
cmdrelk: Sick sleeves
LRRbot: Kappa Tech-Wrecker [1G] | Creature β€” Turtle Ninja [1/3] | Ninjutsu {1}{G} / Kappa Tech-Wrecker enters the battlefield with a deathtouch counter on it. / Whenever Kappa Tech-Wrecker deals combat damage to a player, you may remove a deathtouch counter from it. When you do, exile target artifact or enchantment that player controls.
InfiniTokens: Blind 7, living on the edge!
couchboyj: Ouch, my tech!
Seth_Erickson: So Adam, what's happening at Evo? oh wait oops
LRRbot: Expedition Healer [1W] | Creature β€” Kor Cleric [2/2] | Vigilance / Expedition Healer has lifelink as long as you control another Cleric.
Alas_Babylon: !card Kor Celebrant
LRRbot: Kor Celebrant [2W] | Creature β€” Kor Cleric [1/4] | Whenever Kor Celebrant or another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.
LRRbot: Golden-Tail Disciple [2W] | Enchantment Creature β€” Fox Monk [2/3] | Lifelink
Dandinstorm12: what a wonderful world
aussie_rob_w: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROWS
LRRbot: Jukai Preserver [3G] | Enchantment Creature β€” Human Druid [3/3] | When Jukai Preserver enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / Channel β€” {2}{G}, Discard Jukai Preserver: Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures you control.
LRRbot: Attended Healer [3W] | Creature β€” Kor Cleric [2/3] | Whenever you gain life for the first time each turn, create a 1/1 white Cat creature token. / {2}{W}: Another target Cleric gains lifelink until end of turn.
Alas_Babylon: What is this, the Arena ranked ladder?
Dandinstorm12: yes
LRRbot: Go-Shintai of Boundless Vigor [1G] | Legendary Enchantment Creature β€” Shrine [1/1] | Trample / At the beginning of your end step, you may pay {1}. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target Shrine for each Shrine you control.
Armoric: Wait evo is this week-end?!
LRRbot: Scute Swarm [2G] | Creature β€” Insect [1/1] | Landfall β€” Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token. If you control six or more lands, create a token that's a copy of Scute Swarm instead.
laundreydhull: FBtouchdown
Dmc3628: oh baby
kumatsu: why would you watch EVO when there's amazing content at twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun
TemporallyAwry: It's happening! PridePog
Seth_Erickson: Adam now at 24 right
InfiniTokens: "VROOM" is a scoot swarm, not scute.
Armoric: It's 4 AM so I'll go watch the back of my eyelids first, but crap, I'm not around the rest of the week-end to watch it D:
coolbluereason9: Just an insect for now
micalovits: Worthy of mordor?
LRRbot: March of Otherworldly Light [XW] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may exile any number of white cards from your hand. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each card exiled this way. / Exile target artifact, creature, or enchantment with mana value X or less.
couchboyj: Scute there it is
LRRbot: Nahiri's Binding [1WW] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature or planeswalker / Enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.
Seth_Erickson: Adam should be at 24 right? 21 the turn previous and then had 3 creatures enter the battlefield.
BrowneePoints: This is like EVO but with less BO and funnier gameplay
BrowneePoints: and strangely enough, same skill level
coolbluereason9: Binding eh savidan? Didn’t know you were into that
Diabore: can ben do that with the binding on?
Tecnocrat: triggered, noty activated
quancooffate: I mean, disenchant on board
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LRRbot: Deadly Alliance [4B] | Instant | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature in your party. / Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
LRRbot: Tamiyo's Safekeeping [G] | Instant | Target permanent you control gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. You gain 2 life.
hummussnob: wait, is this not a king of the hill inspired set?
LRRbot: Scute Swarm [2G] | Creature β€” Insect [1/1] | Landfall β€” Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token. If you control six or more lands, create a token that's a copy of Scute Swarm instead.
laundreydhull: lrrSPOOP
Nukified: wait a minute
Alas_Babylon: Things are about to get nuts
IndyDev13: wow nice pulls
Seth_Erickson: gain 1 more life off the cat Kreygasm
TheMerricat: @hummussnob LRR had a bunch of sealed PPR decks left over from previous PRR's, so they decided to do a king of the hill tourny using the decks.
bytecaster: But what would you be more afraid of a measly insect or a mighty cat with a backpack?
LRRbot: Marauding Blight-Priest [2B] | Creature β€” Vampire Cleric [3/2] | Whenever you gain life, each opponent loses 1 life.
couchboyj: Boots out the second scute but can't make it boogie
IAmEverything: Oh THAT'S spicy
LRRbot: Journey to Oblivion [4W] | Enchantment | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature in your party. / When Journey to Oblivion enters the battlefield, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until Journey to Oblivion leaves the battlefield.
LRRbot: Tamiyo's Safekeeping [G] | Instant | Target permanent you control gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. You gain 2 life.
quancooffate: Missed counter on Shintai?
gsyhiap: TheMerricat - thanks for the explanation lrrSHINE
LRRbot: Expedition Healer [1W] | Creature β€” Kor Cleric [2/2] | Vigilance / Expedition Healer has lifelink as long as you control another Cleric.
LRRbot: Attended Healer [3W] | Creature β€” Kor Cleric [2/3] | Whenever you gain life for the first time each turn, create a 1/1 white Cat creature token. / {2}{W}: Another target Cleric gains lifelink until end of turn.
LRRbot: Wanderer's Intervention [1W] | Instant | Wanderer's Intervention deals 4 damage to target attacking or blocking creature.
couchboyj: Says Mr 2 Questing Textbox :p
LRRbot: Blood Beckoning [B] | Sorcery | Kicker {3} / Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. If this spell was kicked, instead return two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.
frozenphoenix7: Shame the other Scute Swarm is exiled
Seth_Erickson: Don't get the cat this time
frozenphoenix7: Does not get cat
TheMerricat: So just to confirm chat, each token swarm also creates a token of itself when the trigger hits, right?
bytecaster: Cats are fickle after all
Xx_JAG_xX: F for cat
LRRbot: Lion Sash [1W] | Artifact Creature β€” Equipment Cat [1/1] | {W}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a permanent card, put a +1/+1 counter on Lion Sash. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each +1/+1 counter on Lion Sash. / Reconfigure {2}
frozenphoenix7: @TheMerricat Yes
Dmc3628: yep gets exponential
couchboyj: @themerricat Yes
TheMerricat: I understand why Adam showed up with 40 swarm tokens now :D
moseph_jedi: @Dmc3628 even better with yarok
Alas_Babylon: !card Scute Swarm
LRRbot: Scute Swarm [2G] | Creature β€” Insect [1/1] | Landfall β€” Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token. If you control six or more lands, create a token that's a copy of Scute Swarm instead.
MegaDosX: Yeah it's why Wheeler exiled the first one immediately, you have to get rid of Scute ASAP or it gets out of hand ridiculously fast
bytecaster: Also cat
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LRRbot: Expedition Healer [1W] | Creature β€” Kor Cleric [2/2] | Vigilance / Expedition Healer has lifelink as long as you control another Cleric.
MegaDosX: That is a heck of an engine
Tecnocrat: Even better!
MegaDosX: Paul has mentioned this before :p
itsr67: LUL
JohnPraw: That was fun
midnightcurryjazz: gottem
tonks_just_tonks: #WheelerCensorButtonFund
MegaDosX: Each land would drain Wheeler for exponentially more
Seth_Erickson: LUL
couchboyj: Just yell BEEP over Wheeler
cmdrelk: LUL
KWardJenx: Got'Em!
MegaDosX: Because each Scute copy entering is an individual trigger
Nicky_B_87: Paul really needs to invest in that censor button
couchboyj: Or play the kids laughing over him
MegaDosX: !card censor
LRRbot: Censor [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}. / Cycling {U}
bytecaster: You heard it here people, all magic sets of the last few years were perfectly balanced amongst themselves
InfiniTokens: We
Haroldholmes25: perfectly balanced as all things should be
InfiniTokens: We'll play!
micalovits: Adam just wants to flee from the cat-combo with questing beast
kumatsu: "next time James' head" is a great point of reference
Alas_Babylon: @InfiniTokens o hey, you showed up briefly as two rats masquerading as tree spirits
MegaDosX: Notably, though, no matter how many Scutes Adam makes, they can't block Questing Beast
bytecaster: @micalovits He has his own cat combo!
Tecnocrat: Yeah, I want to see Quests vs. Scutes
InfiniTokens: @Alas_Babylon Saw one rat, missed the other!
korvys: And a cat oven
bytecaster: As long as you not also got Henge
MegaDosX: Ben has two Questing Beasts and Cat Oven, he's basically made the misery of GBx decks from Eldraine
couchboyj: And he gave Wheeler crap for two Tamiyo's Safekeeping
Fistacles: "i have 2 questing beasts!" "i have two scute swarms!" "i have 2 of 2 different mana dorks!" "i have 2 safekeepings?"
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: I'm utilizing the desleeving halfway trick that I learned from you Adam well.. learned recently for me, on some past fnpf
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bytecaster: They did, Seismic wave
BrowneePoints: wait didn't they have a black sweeper in kamigawa that gives -2?
Morrigan9: og kamigawa could deal with that
MrBibz: @BrowneePoints yeah i got absolutely demolished by it mainboard once, bad time lol
micalovits: Its a bit of a shame Ben doesn't get to smash James planeswalkers with questing beast
LRRbot: Cleric of Life's Bond [WB] | Creature β€” Vampire Cleric [2/2] | Whenever another Cleric enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life. / Whenever you gain life for the first time each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Cleric of Life's Bond.
LRRbot: Maraleaf Rider [1G] | Creature β€” Elf Knight [3/1] | Sacrifice a Food: Target creature blocks Maraleaf Rider this turn if able.
vellebastet: foxmarLOVE
LRRbot: Vanquish the Weak [2B] | Instant | Destroy target creature with power 3 or less.
Dandinstorm12: such a weak fox
LRRbot: Golden Egg [2] | Artifact β€” Food | When Golden Egg enters the battlefield, draw a card. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Golden Egg: Add one mana of any color. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Golden Egg: You gain 3 life.
LRRbot: Attended Healer [3W] | Creature β€” Kor Cleric [2/3] | Whenever you gain life for the first time each turn, create a 1/1 white Cat creature token. / {2}{W}: Another target Cleric gains lifelink until end of turn.
bytecaster: Seeing this, I mostly just want to draft the Cleric deck in Zendikar again
bytecaster: Cats with backpacks no less!
LRRbot: Questing Beast [2GG] | Legendary Creature β€” Beast [4/4] | Vigilance, deathtouch, haste / Questing Beast can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. / Combat damage that would be dealt by creatures you control can't be prevented. / Whenever Questing Beast deals combat damage to an opponent, it deals that much damage to target planeswalker that player controls.
Dandinstorm12: choo choo
Dmc3628: yeet yeet it's Qbeast
LRRbot: Nahiri's Binding [1WW] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature or planeswalker / Enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: also what is the Evo that has beenn mentioned?
LRRbot: Stonecoil Serpent [X] | Artifact Creature β€” Snake [0/0] | Reach, trample, protection from multicolored / Stonecoil Serpent enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
Dmc3628: EVO fighting game championship chandra
MrBibz: legend rule gets rid of that binding wheelerKappa
Dandinstorm12: wow the snake too?
LRRbot: Scute Swarm [2G] | Creature β€” Insect [1/1] | Landfall β€” Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token. If you control six or more lands, create a token that's a copy of Scute Swarm instead.
korvys: Have we had Ben vs James?
LRRbot: Epic Downfall [1B] | Sorcery | Exile target creature with mana value 3 or greater.
LRRbot: Revenge of Ravens [3B] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, that creature's controller loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
micalovits: Exiled
MegaDosX: Downfall exiles notably
MrBibz: revenge is the real thing that ruins a million 1/1s
laundreydhull: oh, tis b fun. The Scutes v. The Quests.
Desruprot: epic downfall exiles
BrowneePoints: Journey to Oblivion yea
Dmc3628: all expense paid trip to oblivion
couchboyj: If Adam gets his engine online he can also just drain Ben out
LRRbot: Witch's Oven [1] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Create a Food token. If the sacrificed creature's toughness was 4 or greater, create two Food tokens instead.
LRRbot: Giant Opportunity [2G] | Sorcery | You may sacrifice two Foods. If you do, create a 7/7 green Giant creature token. Otherwise, create three Food tokens.
Gascitygaming: 2 food?
Natedogg2: Two food even
InfiniTokens: Love it!
Dmc3628: yep cash in the double for the 7/7
LRRbot: Kor Celebrant [2W] | Creature β€” Kor Cleric [1/4] | Whenever Kor Celebrant or another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.
YeetTheRich_: questing feast
Seth_Erickson: Gain 2 life PogChamp
Seth_Erickson: 3 total off the cat
LRRbot: Giant's Skewer [1B] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+1. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a creature, create a Food token. / Equip {3}
two_dimensional_soup: cat oven is my favorite combo in the game i think
TemporallyAwry: Flavor Fail, we could have given the Giant the Skewer ;p
LRRbot: Marauding Blight-Priest [2B] | Creature β€” Vampire Cleric [3/2] | Whenever you gain life, each opponent loses 1 life.
Pyroxx___: !card cleric of life's bond
LRRbot: Cleric of Life's Bond [WB] | Creature β€” Vampire Cleric [2/2] | Whenever another Cleric enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life. / Whenever you gain life for the first time each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Cleric of Life's Bond.
LRRbot: Witch's Cottage | Land β€” Swamp | Witch's Cottage enters the battlefield tapped unless you control three or more other Swamps. / When Witch's Cottage enters the battlefield untapped, you may put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.
Gascitygaming: counter on gold cleric thingy?
couchboyj: Gold priest gets counter
Gascitygaming: :)
LRRbot: Expedition Healer [1W] | Creature β€” Kor Cleric [2/2] | Vigilance / Expedition Healer has lifelink as long as you control another Cleric.
InfiniTokens: Ben's in trouble.
MrBibz: Revenge is still there
Alas_Babylon: Revenge
couchboyj: gold cleric gets counter
Dmc3628: yeah revenge is still going to proc
Gascitygaming: roughly
ancientspark: A billion seems accurate
laundreydhull: Now if we even go back to Eldraine I want to see a Food Creature from that plane emerge and be dub as the "Quacking Beast"
InfiniTokens: Plus or minus
Dandinstorm12: more or less
frozenphoenix7: Approximately
DangerDiabolik: ben should have two more foods from his spear I think
Alas_Babylon: Revenge doing so much work
Gascitygaming: round there
SymphonicLolita: e g g
LRRbot: Questing Beast [2GG] | Legendary Creature β€” Beast [4/4] | Vigilance, deathtouch, haste / Questing Beast can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. / Combat damage that would be dealt by creatures you control can't be prevented. / Whenever Questing Beast deals combat damage to an opponent, it deals that much damage to target planeswalker that player controls.
Zoso_Wolf: Shouldn’t Ben have food for each hit with the spear?
lirazel64: Big Questie
canadianbac0nz: Only when it hits a creature
Gascitygaming: that's when it hits a creature i believe
Alas_Babylon: He makes food when it deals damage to creatures
laundreydhull: potentially a blue or white card much like the PW Decoy Duck via Mystery Boosters.
Zoso_Wolf: Ooo gotcha
Alas_Babylon: Adam has never blocked
moseph_jedi: @Zoso_Wolf creature damage only
LRRbot: Giant's Skewer [1B] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+1. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a creature, create a Food token. / Equip {3}
LRRbot: Marauding Blight-Priest [2B] | Creature β€” Vampire Cleric [3/2] | Whenever you gain life, each opponent loses 1 life.
dtgill: Flavourfully it should have wither
micalovits: 6 lifeloss total right
MegaDosX: Six lifeloss, yeah
bytecaster: You would be at 6
bytecaster: Did we do the counter on the gold priest?
MegaDosX: Yeah that thing should be a bit bigger now
frozenphoenix7: @bytecaster I believe so, yes
Gascitygaming: yeah counter on goldie there, good point
Gascitygaming: (y)
tonks_just_tonks: multicolor cleric should have more counters?
cmdrzellgaudis: One cat token just entered this turn as well
MegaDosX: Yeah they did that part
Gascitygaming: the gold cleric goes off on clerics
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: what's the thinng he can activate?
TheMerricat: so many triggers!
Dmc3628: attended healer for lifelink
Gascitygaming: it gives another cleric lifelink
Alas_Babylon: !card Attended Healer
LRRbot: Attended Healer [3W] | Creature β€” Kor Cleric [2/3] | Whenever you gain life for the first time each turn, create a 1/1 white Cat creature token. / {2}{W}: Another target Cleric gains lifelink until end of turn.
Alas_Babylon: ^
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: oh okay
MegaDosX: Yeah, two lifelink triggers and two drainers
Alas_Babylon: hoofa plus doofa
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: wow, that was crazy
couchboyj: seabatClap seabatClap
MegaDosX: It all came out in the wash
lirazel64: Oofa
vellebastet: gg
YeetTheRich_: very cool and good format
zed_alpha: !updog
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MegaDosX: Questing Beast would have put in a lot more work against James' deck, since it was printed into a PW heavy meta
Gascitygaming: uncommons with synergy beat mythics all the time
BrowneePoints: or Beanstalk Giant
tonks_just_tonks: Really cool event :D
BrowneePoints: or Bonecrusher Giant
couchboyj: All the decks have done super cool stuff
bytecaster: I really liked the synergy heavy decks you could build in Zendikar to rival strong bombs
Dandinstorm12: or any of the foods
tonks_just_tonks: would watch again!
cmdrelk: uhhh one more?
philippekav: questing was just nuts with embercleave
m_logan2000: lifelink is all counted as 1 gain so it would only be 2 triggers
korvys: two big mythics
the_fanerdic: One more!
KWardJenx: Yes!
cmdrelk: lrrAWESOME
Gascitygaming: lifelink from each creature counts as it's own incident does it not?
MegaDosX: I don't think that's right
frozenphoenix7: Not when it's from multiple sources.
MegaDosX: It's from two sources gaining you life
Ryenji: 6
Dandinstorm12: hey James
BrowneePoints: correct one instance but 2 separate damage triggers
TimWinGame: great deck adam and well piloted
Natedogg2: If multiple creatures with lifelink deal damage at the same time, that's multiple sources giving you life.
couchboyj: Real question is, are cleric scute shenanigans worth missing Evo?
IAmEverything: It's per source, yeah. 6 Damage because 3 life link creatures and 2 drainers.
tonks_just_tonks: James is watching EVO now :)
IAmEverything: Nelly beat me to it
Gascitygaming: yeah, each gain of life would cause two life loss triggers
BrowneePoints: Adam IS the puppy
Zaroth339: benginBark
m_logan2000: all life is gained at the same time. lifelink is not a trigger
Gascitygaming: benginLurk benginLurk benginLurk
BrowneePoints: NOT LIKE THAT ADAM
philippekav: Adam will remember that
thraximore: The KRUG are attacking!
Alas_Babylon: @m_logan2000 It's still multiple instances of life gain, they just aren't on the stack
frozenphoenix7: @m_logan2000 It's not a trigger, but each creature with lifelink is a separate source, so it's 3 different instances of "gaining life"
IAmEverything: Krug posting
Gascitygaming: If a card says "when you gain life" and you attack with two lifelink creatures, you've "fgained life" twice
djalternative: Adam is an adult German Shepherd if we have to pick
bytecaster: @djalternative But do we?
YeetTheRich_: wheelerGre wheelerEed
MegaDosX: That's definitely how it works Nelson
Dandinstorm12: Adam, how do you feel about the phrase "Ken Dryden is right, we should ban hits to the head in hockey."
couchboyj: lrrGREED
LRRbot: Star Pupil [W] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [0/0] | Star Pupil enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it. / When Star Pupil dies, put its counters on target creature you control.
couchboyj: Peggy Hill, hoo-yah?
LRRbot: Expedition Healer [1W] | Creature β€” Kor Cleric [2/2] | Vigilance / Expedition Healer has lifelink as long as you control another Cleric.
frozenphoenix7: But what about TWO 1 drops
korvys: Binary system
LRRbot: Sparring Regimen [2W] | Enchantment | When Sparring Regimen enters the battlefield, learn. / Whenever you attack, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature and untap it.
Dandinstorm12: oof
Gascitygaming: one is the AM class, the other is the PM class
couchboyj: Different departments
MegaDosX: Oh wow
MrBibz: Underrated card imo
Dmc3628: oh baby this gonna be quick
TimWinGame: whelp
Haroldholmes25: wait there's will and rowan just chilling in the sideboard?
frozenphoenix7: Where there's a Will there's a Rowan
couchboyj: Rowan, healp
tonks_just_tonks: LUL
MrBibz: pupil untaps
Alas_Babylon: "... and untap it."
Commodore_Perry_GG: Questing Regimen
LRRbot: Kor Celebrant [2W] | Creature β€” Kor Cleric [1/4] | Whenever Kor Celebrant or another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.
couchboyj: Sparring Beast
frozenphoenix7: Going all around
LRRbot: Guiding Voice [W] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Learn.
LRRbot: Inkling Summoning [1{W/B}{W/B}] | Sorcery β€” Lesson | Create a 2/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying.
Dandinstorm12: tragic
Dandinstorm12: james shrugs, he has more where those came from
DeM0nFiRe: zeldaLookAtMyRat
LRRbot: Scute Swarm [2G] | Creature β€” Insect [1/1] | Landfall β€” Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token. If you control six or more lands, create a token that's a copy of Scute Swarm instead.
thraximore: πŸ€
micalovits: Did adam take dammage from nelsons attack last turn?
MegaDosX: I don't think Adam's life total changed when Nelson attacked
MegaDosX: I think Adam should be at 19
micalovits: 18 even
bytecaster: 5 even
MegaDosX: Oh five, so 18
MegaDosX: I miscounted the counters
LRRbot: Dueling Coach [3W] | Creature β€” Human Monk [2/2] | When Dueling Coach enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / {4}{W}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it.
MegaDosX: Nelson just got all the +1/+1 counter cards didn't he?
frozenphoenix7: There were a lot of those in Silverquill. Plus the seeded pack helps.
LRRbot: Silverquill Pledgemage [1{W/B}{W/B}] | Creature β€” Vampire Cleric [3/1] | Magecraft β€” Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, Silverquill Pledgemage gains your choice of flying or lifelink until end of turn.
LRRbot: Necrotic Fumes [1BB] | Sorcery β€” Lesson | As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile a creature you control. / Exile target creature or planeswalker.
MegaDosX: There go Adam's chump blockers
LRRbot: Nahiri's Binding [1WW] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature or planeswalker / Enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.
LRRbot: Kabira Outrider [3W] | Creature β€” Human Warrior [3/3] | When Kabira Outrider enters the battlefield, target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature in your party.
bytecaster: Could even hit him for 3
LRRbot: Sedgemoor Witch [2B] | Creature β€” Human Warlock [3/2] | Menace / Wardβ€”Pay 3 life. / Magecraft β€” Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this creature dies, you gain 1 life."
Dandinstorm12: oof
Dandinstorm12: F
MegaDosX: Oh boy
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 reading the bits explains the bits
LRRbot: Essence Infusion [1B] | Sorcery | Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. It gains lifelink until end of turn.
Sibwow: wife
koodooman: ThankEgg
BrowneePoints: eww sedgemoor witch
MegaDosX: That deck is blisteringly fast my god
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JohnPraw: ggs
MegaDosX: Shots fired
Dog_of_Myth: lrrWOW
YeetTheRich_: cool games
BrowneePoints: wait a sec, did adam and james both wear grey shirts with dark pants?
midnightcurryjazz: truth hurts
Linxtyphoon: The salt
cloudeon5: oh it end? πŸ˜‚
xantos69: Great stream. cheer50
cloudeon5: dang gotta catch the vod
the_fanerdic: Thanks for the stream folks!
koodooman: thanks for the stream, I enjoyed my stay
NotCainNorAbel: You could get out if they stopped reseting
YeetTheRich_: there's a new client?!
rick0chet008: lrrSLOTH lrrSLOTH
Shelvish_Fyshstic: Not Flinch this week?
DeM0nFiRe: I think it's still only specific countries, but Canada is one of them
NotCainNorAbel: jlrrIcream
DeM0nFiRe: They just announced a couple more countries a few days ago I think
bytecaster: Sonquest
Dog_of_Myth: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
couchboyj: Songs of Icecream?
midnightcurryjazz: hey he didnt go home
DeM0nFiRe: zeldaRAT
bytecaster: A whiteboard and lots of charts
midnightcurryjazz: that game is cool. It has heart
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