DoodlestheGreat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ... One More? (Serge, James, and El_Funko will attempt the impossible. Not killing each other in EfT! Game: Escape from Tarkov) at Sat 03:00 PM PDT (17m from now).
SergeYager: hello?
SergeYager: -taps stream- this thing on?
Lizardman175: live a few min early?
TehAmelie: ahoy
SergeYager: serge waits for no one
DoodlestheGreat: Hewwo.
GhostValv: sergePeek
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ... One More? (Serge, James, and El_Funko will attempt the impossible. Not killing each other in EfT! Game: Escape from Tarkov) at Sat 03:00 PM PDT (5m from now).
tuftsnuggly: You wonderful people
TheElrad: ooooh, one to start?
SergeYager: how goes party people?
SergeYager: ready for a little cheeky tarky?
FPNY41: Friday night paper fight?
ostera_toralen: absolutely!
ostera_toralen: how's funko joining?
LordZarano: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
TheElrad: alwasy up for a cheeky little midnight Tarky
ReaperTitan152001: sergeHolyMoly sergeCrimes
SergeYager: it's neither friday, nor is there paper, but we fighting!
El_Funko: @ostera_toralen Via the internet
SergeYager: ^
ostera_toralen: xD
ostera_toralen: I meant with servers being as they are
SergeYager: through the power of love and friendship we got funko
ostera_toralen: has something changed there?
SergeYager: i called in a personal favour from nikita
TheElrad: @El_Funko you mean to say they didn't fly you out to Victoria for one stream?
SergeYager: 10 sec of ads
SergeYager: my song to ad ratio was off :|
El_Funko: They raised the ping limit to 200 which is barely playable for us
ostera_toralen: oh nice!
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Wondermoo: Hello all!
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viperion_nz: kazamHype kazamHype kazamHype
TehAmelie: hello!
ReaperTitan152001: using server somewhere in Asia so in between them all... sort of.
TheAinMAP: sergeHi
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Got a cheeky little Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh ... One More stream this afternoon. @sergeyager is streaming some Escape from Tarkov with @James_LRR and @El_Funko! | If you wanna see what this game is like played by a well oiled, 3-person team... go somewhere else. ||
GhostValv: elfunkPopcorn elfunkScav sergeSipp
NotCainNorAbel: i laughed
GhostValv: a little :)
powerflapjack: i gave a mild chuckle
Al_Azil3: wheelerBanana
viperion_nz: Sensible chuckle
TehAmelie: this marks the first time in history anyone has ever said "oh thank God" in response to the annoying frog song
GhostValv: :)
ReaperTitan152001: sergeCrimes sergePun sergeCrimes
GhostValv: error: thought not found
manfred909: elfunkPopcorn
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viperion_nz: 200 pings in chat please
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sora_mayura: why did my popup say fnpf? fake mtg ad?
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DoodlestheGreat: Correction: 15% of the time SERGE kills one of the others... LuL
powerflapjack: occasionally popup is a day behind
powerflapjack: earlier today another streamer i follow went live with EVO reaction/DNF shenanigans but the pop up said "content farm friday"
PermaGrin206: this gonna be fun
Lord_Hosk: Beej Heather RUN! Serge is coming to the office!
TehAmelie: is this a Doom?
RockPusher: !onemore
LRRbot: One more. For real.
totole654 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 18 months!
totole654: sweet 18
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JadedCynic: well, more importantly, the BANDWIDTH between there and each endpoint is that good - often in networking often the distance isn't the FINAL criterion of a connection's quality and capability
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viperion_nz: Serge, you can hit "TAB" from the queue screen to check your inventory and it'll put you right back in the queue screen when you leave
NotCainNorAbel: Died doing what he loved..not listening
JadedCynic: Keep a sentry on that door, you two! ;)
shurtal: The Dougler
JadedCynic: NEED? well, no....WANT? maybe
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MehallD: Resort West 104 has a possible LEDX spawn! My resub is considerably less exciting.
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KidAmn: baby UMP
MWGNZ: elfunkSup elfunkScav
DoodlestheGreat: So this is offline co-op?
viperion_nz: Nope, for realsy
TheElrad: aww nuts
RockPusher: voxlunNut
DoodlestheGreat: Never have enough nuts.
LarkSachrosis subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 70 months!
LarkSachrosis: Yee..... haw?
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JadedCynic: it's like "Young brash and bold strike aircraft pilots use general purpose bombs because they're cheaper and you can usually carry more of those than other weapons. Old, cautious strike pilots use stand-off missiles and guided bombs to increase survivability. Note that there is no such thing as an "Old, Bold Pilot"." BD
Wondermoo: yeah it's 7am
NotCainNorAbel: Wake up and Tarkov
JadedCynic: evening! Kappa
stizzet subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 29 months!
stizzet: Hi friends, Happy murder Tetris day!
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RockPusher: elfunkPopcorn elfunkFart
viperion_nz: "everything is seen through a positive lens" you must be new to Tarkov /s
Sarah_Serinde: Name and game are all correct now
Sarah_Serinde: Sometimes it's user error, sometimes it's Twitch being Twitch
Sarah_Serinde: Ahh or that
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Fresh batch of stream highlights are now up on YT! | ||
Dergib: is this first run of stream?
Sarah_Serinde: Yes
Sarah_Serinde: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 16:56.
JadedCynic: c'est la vie - "It not perfect system"
RockPusher: elfunkGold
Sarah_Serinde: We're not seeing that screen, Serge
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Wondermoo: can't see graph
Sarah_Serinde: There we go
RockPusher: elfunkBeans elfunkBeans elfunkBeans
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atinyspacemarine: kartov!
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RockPusher: Money Laundering! FBtouchdown
Dergib: can we turn funko up a touch?
Sarah_Serinde: James could probably also use a boost
RockPusher: Leeeeroy Jeeeeenkins!!!!
MWGNZ: elfunkChunk
RockPusher: elfunkChunk
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viperion_nz: Just has to be within 25m I think
RockPusher: fugiChicken
Wondermoo: volume good
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Lord_Hosk: All those drops they are calling in on factory.
MWGNZ: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
RockPusher: sergeYak Shave that yak!
TheElrad: Funko is clearly the Sensei, that's why he's not one of the boys
JadedCynic: Serge? It's Not Easy Being Green
DEATHlikescats: It’s a fave
CastleOtranto: Depends. What shade of green?
MWGNZ: CastleOtranto thats the neat part, we're gonna get all the shades of green
NotCainNorAbel: green - it ain't easy
RockPusher: Green, as far as the eye can see
viperion_nz: Everything green? Super Green!
JadedCynic: better than being blue-da-ba-di, I guess
MWGNZ: being short is where the toz really shines
RockPusher: Timezones might factor as well
JadedCynic: You don't THINK you have, Serge. :)
JadedCynic: nothing obvious enough for you to REPORT
RockPusher: Many variables, low sample sizes and all that
ThePov42: so, uh, how do you use that scope with monocular night vision?
viperion_nz: Maaagic
JadedCynic: @ThePov42 attach the monocular straight to the eyepiece
viperion_nz: And it's boring as hell
viperion_nz: (being carried, I mean)
RandomTrivia: seabatBRAIN
NotCainNorAbel: good plan
RandomTrivia: Also, hi friends! lrrHEART
Wondermoo: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
NotCainNorAbel: flawed plan but good plan
MWGNZ: plan for failure but hope to never need it, smart
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JadedCynic: yeah, theoretically I might work to carry, but I don't know why I'd ever be carried - a) where's the fun, and 2) PAY for it?!?
MWGNZ: absolute best armour is squadmates bodies
constablecrab: It’s not easy seeing green.
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xerjen: Pew pew pew!
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viperion_nz: It's not great but def watchable
Arclight_Dynamo: It's not terrible.
MWGNZ: its not the worst tarov nvg twitch compression ive seen
MehallD: I can see broad shapes. Compression takes away a lot of detail, but it's manageable.
airddragon: This is passable.
NotCainNorAbel: It's fine; not great but better than early twitch
Al_Azil3: It's okay but the enterainment makes up for it :)
JadedCynic: this is okay. I'd deal with it in the circumstances
JadedCynic: Careful with the choice of words, @LoadingReadyRun :D
KidAmn: It appears to no longer be on sale.
JadedCynic: it's 11:30pm in the UK already so I'm guessing 'no longer'
JadedCynic: yay!
henrycrun: blue
MWGNZ: i could see more in green
MatthewDennisMTG: Green for sure
DreamyPants: green
northos: bout the same
JadedCynic: oh this is a bit BETTER after the compression
MehallD: after compression it's about the same
viperion_nz: It's darker
airddragon: Green was better
quatoria: green is better
quatoria: there's more discrimination between shades
quatoria: yeah, more contrast
quatoria: blue's contrast is crushed
JadedCynic: but whatever YOU prefer is what matters
MWGNZ: blue showed the sky better but couldnt see bushes or anything
airddragon: On stream. Blue and the blacks compress together.
JadedCynic: yes, I heard that - it was jarring enough to make me bite my lip :D
NotCainNorAbel: unarmeClick
airddragon: Sale ended at 4 EST. For those curious. So don't bother trying to get it.
GhostValv: tqsSmug
Kelderan: Oooh. Home in time to not miss too much of the stream. Hey Serge & Co
Lord_Hosk: Serge really likes putting his nuts in a box for James
JadedCynic: woo!
Al_Azil3: Yay! James nuts wheelerMonkey
JadedCynic: careful how you sit, James - that many nuts can hurt
airddragon: Where do you buy appropriate undergarments for that? I have issues find decent ones and i only have 2. ;)
northos: found a player...and then we killed them :(
gualdhar: are those "what do we have here" type voice lines from the players?
JadedCynic: 230m and IIRC it was a scav
chaostreader: Hearing Serge say Dawn made me think of desert bus.
JadedCynic: from green to red :D
JadedCynic: fight the greed
JadedCynic: that's jsut a bush, serge
Lord_Hosk: Its a game as old as time. BUSH OR BOI!
JadedCynic: "okay, how do we make players' outlines look more like trees or bushes or other no threatening objects?"
JadedCynic: you're not out yet, serge...
KidAmn: and all it cost you was an arm
Lord_Hosk: You murdered the games creator?
JadedCynic: good job, Funko!
JadedCynic: Funko's on a list, now ;)
Lord_Hosk: You are gonna get banned
ostera_toralen: I really like kitted ADARs tbh
ostera_toralen: i prefer them to m4s these days
viperion_nz: SV-98
JadedCynic: vintorez
LarkSachrosis: Graviton Lance (Destiny 2)
gualdhar: I like muskets personally
corpocracy: I love watching Funko use shotguns
JadedCynic: the SVD is more a 'marksman's rifle' than a 'sniper rifle'
stizzet: the beanie is supper stylish Serge
Spacecarl: I am fond of the HL2 shotgun
northos: HL2 crossbow
RockPusher: Shrink Ray from Duke 3D was fun
Talin06: sniper from Oni
northos: (unless the super gravity gun is a valid choice :p )
InquisitorGaia: i like a Saiga its a mag fed shotty built on the ak frame
TheKingWiggins: RPC 120 or Laptop Gun from Perfect Dark
LarkSachrosis: But a nifty hat!
Nigouki: god, I used to play so much DoD and then DoD Source
Kuolar: Farsight?
Nigouki: but that's ugh....15 years ago at this point?
betweenmyself: Yup, Farsight
TheKingWiggins: Farsighted from Perfect Dark
Ogrekidd: I mean its gotta be the portal gun from portal
JadedCynic: "I'm gonna get me a G.E.P. gun!" Deux Ex B)
TheKingWiggins: *Farsight
LarkSachrosis: Trying to think of guns from Timesplitters: Future Perfect
betweenmyself: The KLOBB = worst gun riffYeti
TheKingWiggins: Perfect Dark multiplayer stream is needed
corpocracy: Railgun from Quake III, or Rocket launcher from the same game
Al_Azil3: The sawed-off double shotgun from Action Quake 2. Made a hell of a noise and sent enemies flying through the air.
MrQBear: @LarkSachrosis Brick? ' <'
constablecrab: The arcade controller for Operation Wolf.
MehallD: @LarkSachrosis I mean the right answer is just the fake P90.
ReaperTitan152001: golden gun / moonraker laser in goldeneye 64
NotCainNorAbel: we did capture the flag. so it was three v one
MWGNZ: sniper rifle from original UT had perfect accuracy when hip fired and would 2 hit kill anyone
MolaMolaphant: they've done destiny gear this-or-thats I think?
TheBearBee: There was Gun or Ikea furniture
goombalax: Which AK-47 is this?
NotCainNorAbel: AWP would be a quick buzz
TheBearBee: oh and Destiny gun or romance novel
corpocracy: Kinda like how the name that Pokemon segment worked
Travilogue: And then you have Alex come in and talk about the inaccuracies
viperion_nz: Sound, then calibre, then half a picture, then full picture
JadedCynic: "there is no bad ideas in brainstorming" cH
MrQBear: @LarkSachrosis Actually, real answer about TS:FP, Harpoon Gun?
gualdhar: Gjallerhorn easy
Nuurgle: Ice Breaker from D1 was my fav
LarkSachrosis: Bring back No Land Beyond Bungo!
TheElrad: I mean, if you pick M16/M4 you have approximately a gazillion games to choose from
Nuurgle: I just liked not having to find ammo for it
Al_Azil3: Also, the Redeemer from Unreal Tournament. What a bag of fun hillarious moments that gun gave us.
Ogrekidd: went to the lighthouse
LarkSachrosis: 7?
ReaperTitan152001: unreal tournament flak cannon
Pal_Friendpatine: Ahh yes Trials. 7 flawless wins
MWGNZ: ReaperTitan152001 hell yeah
NotCainNorAbel: It's so bright
RockPusher: voxlunNut
gualdhar: phrasing Jamese
ReaperTitan152001: chaos ut rpb sniper...
LarkSachrosis: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult, preferably a trained physiatrist.
Al_Azil3: Nut in pocket. Check!
RockPusher: jlrrBaby
JadedCynic: it's STILL GOOD ADVICE, Serge; a REAL adult would know that
RockPusher: Serge learning that nut leads to babies
RockPusher: tqsSmug
MWGNZ: protect the nuts
mackstashmarshall: James doesnt wanna lose his nutz
Al_Azil3: "I have nuts so I dont want to die"? Priceless :D
r10pez10: the heck is happening in here
JadedCynic: things
Juliamon: nuts are happening
Al_Azil3: The potential for new quotes here is unlimited
JadedCynic: Wherever he is, he keeps flinching, and he doesn't know why
WowoT: the highlights will hopefully just be a compilations of them saying nut
Nigouki: are DEEZ NUTS so to speak a new quest post-wipe?
MrQBear: So serge will alert them to extract camping. Got it.
Joalni: @WowoT Remember to clip all these nuts.
Juliamon: If I wasn't in a room with a loud a/c making it hard to clearly make out what everyone says, along with there being a loud neighborhood party, I would be adding quotes like mad
MWGNZ: mmm twitch compression tarkov grass
RockPusher: 2022 is a lot of nut
Al_Azil3: Remember to check nuts regularly
noisyblizzard: this stream is nuts Kappa
MrQBear: But is it ENOUGH nut?
TheInferno390: are you getting post-nut clarity
Nuurgle: does James carry those nuts in his backpack, or can they put in the pouch?
Joalni: @MrQBear Or is it nut enough?
MrQBear: @MrQBear lrrWOW FBtouchdown
gsyhiap: What does James actually need the nuts for?
JadedCynic: for a weekly mission, apaprently
RockPusher: elfunk10k elfunk10k elfunk10k
nebulosDisconcertion: elfunk10k
gsyhiap: I see, thanks JadedCynic
MWGNZ: there's an emote for that elfunk10k
RockPusher: Probably want to take an ad break before next run?
RockPusher: !upweagle
LRRbot: Nope.
JadedCynic: *yawn*
mackstashmarshall: its majestic
MWGNZ: funkos stash is never this clean
CururuGuasu: Look at this stuff. Isn’t it neat!
ThermobaricKitten: Behold: My stuff
MrQBear: Customs, 3 AM! Let's kick some shell!
RockPusher: Look upon my tetris ye mighty, and despair
northos: a 3-minute hour break?
Kuolar: We've learned to compress time
JadedCynic: 3-minute, hourLY break ;)
RockPusher: Kuolar shhhhhh, Paul's time compressor is not mean't to be public knowledge
JadedCynic: time compression? no, there's NO time compression going on here AT ALL; why that would be a contravention of six seperate secitions of...things people in the 21st wouldn't yet know about-forget I said anything! OH LOOK a DISTRACTING WEEKLY SCHEDULE!
RockPusher: sergeHi unarmeClick
Arclight_Dynamo: Tetris minigame.
airddragon: You have to use an app while the map is loading, but it can be done in Destiny 2. If they are not an industry standard, not sure what is. Mind you, it should be in the game and not require 3rd party to do, but that is another tale.
Nigouki: DIseny, home of The Predator
MrQBear: @Arclight_Dynamo Actually, just like, a tetris-style game, but you're dropping randomized inventory objects into a box... :p
JadedCynic: the alien queen is a Disney Princess
Nigouki: The "20th Century Pictures" logo is still SO WEIRD TO SEE
Mr_Horrible: Apparently they did a ton of work with first nations to try and get stuff right
JusticeJuice: It's also available in Comanche language with subtitles.
TheElrad: Serge, they could have named it Preydator :p
Spacecarl: Imagine if they could keep the predator showing up as a secret
RockPusher: At this stage and from what I've heard, I would hypothesis not having Predator in the title probably plays in its favour
Arclight_Dynamo: I wanted Bioshock: Infinite to *not* be marketed as a Bioshock game.
betweenmyself: DID he get away with all those twists though? pennyWhat
MolaMolaphant: I'm not sure Shyamalan really got away with the twists, yeah...
epsilon_vee: real talk: every time I see props z-fighting in an isometric view game I mentally evaluate the possibility that the flickering is because there is a cloaked predator there
RockPusher: I don't think they appreciated you shooting them
Mr_Horrible: oh, this might've been answered already, but did something happen to help resolve the ping issue for doing squads with Funko? I was rewatching some of the old Tarkov vods recently and that was something mentioned
ritchards: lrrFINE
TheElrad: @Mr_Horrible Tarkov upped the ping limit and they're playing on a South Korean server
Mr_Horrible: @Mr_Horrible oh cool
RockPusher: Horse!
Mr_Horrible: I mean, a lot of horses do
JadedCynic: Seoul is the bandwidth capital of the world and it's better ping between that city and either western australia or west coast canada
Mr_Horrible: it's a pretty common condition of horses
MolaMolaphant: the task was assigned as a test(icle)
gsyhiap: It's a fine stallion
MWGNZ: seoul is also almost exactly halfway between perth and victoria
RockPusher: Statue not gelded
Lord_Hosk: That statue can help James on his quest
northos: definitely thought that tree stump was a person
Mr_Horrible: Are the SK servers new regional infrastructure? Or were they always and the ping limit was the primary impediment?
JadedCynic: mind you, not the SHORTEST midpoint between the two cities, but remembering that physical distance is only ONE factor in determining connection speed and latency, it's the best solution
Lord_Hosk: The servers got upgraded somehow and they upped the ping limit slightly
MWGNZ: Mr_Horrible ping limit was the real problem
JadedCynic: those local boys are ANGRY
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Mr_Horrible: interesting, thanks chat
Tikosh_: poor level 4 player
Nigouki: James an his nuts, hiding in the bushes
northos: welcome to Tarkov
JadedCynic: they made it all the way to level 4 I'm SURE they've been ganked before now :D
fiftymcnasty: That person will never play Tarkov again
DoktorNik: when was the last wipe?
JadedCynic: uh, almost two mon-okay 6wks
DoktorNik: So another 2-3 weeks until it's rats and chads then, perfect time to start again
JadedCynic: thunderbolts are stash-bags
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
DoktorNik: That's every raid.
EMNetwork: Greasey man machines
NotCainNorAbel: on accident
brat_the_wurst: are you a mediumly oiled machine then?
JadedCynic: to be fair, el funko - better to 'waste' that time than TKing
chaostreader: I mean, technically Serge has shot James, but James did ask him to.
TehAmelie: a drippingly well-oiled machine, but the oil is organic cooking oil
Grimlai: Oh, this IS a Totally-Not-Ikea
fiftymcnasty: And you tell them its your first raid, and then they headshot you
DoktorNik: is that a mosin?
Kuolar: You can also ask other scavs if they have any nuts. Results may vary
TehAmelie: to be fair Idea is a far superior name for an off-brand Ikea
TheMerricat: Evening chat, how goes the great escape? Have we found the legendary straight tetris piece yet?
TehAmelie: most guns are shaped like long tetris blocks, right
JadedCynic: but they DO have plenty of projections that take them off a 'straight line' profile...
gsyhiap: @TheMerricat We've been distracted by James' nuts and anatomically correct horse statues
TheMerricat: @TheMerricat ! This isn't red dead redemption!
DiamondMX: That pass is new - what is it for?
SquareDotCube: And that James is on the escalator again!
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat to be fair, SERGE was distracted by the horses; everyone else seemed pretty blase about it
TheMerricat: @TheMerricat That tracks :D
MWGNZ: so peaceful
Al_Azil3: Sweet bliss
mugulord: after a while you should hear your heartbeat
TehAmelie: what don't can't hear can't hurt you
DiamondMX: No, it just condenses the scary down to a single moment of terror when you suddenly hear a bullet.
quillilian: No hear, no fear
JadedCynic: @DiamondMX *FEEL a bullet
TheMerricat: If Sopranos is to be believed, you never hear the one that gets you :D
Mr_Horrible: Vibes From Tarkov
northos: lrrGREED ?
mugulord: ive just been listening and when i realized the nuts aren't like, deku nuts, i was a bit sad.
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JadedCynic: that is the QUIETEST foot noise I've heard from this game
SquareDotCube: Did James fall into a hole again?
JadedCynic: good, loyal friend, Serge ;)
Kuolar: Goodbye nuts
DiamondMX: elfunkSad
brat_the_wurst: rip nut
TheDailyMapleSyrup: F
hamfistedoaf: f
GapFiller: F
Mr_Horrible: F
goombalax: F Nut
JadedCynic: F
CastleOtranto: benginO7
Wondermoo: f
mugulord: Fnut
JadedCynic: o7
JadedCynic: no nut run
TheMerricat: Chat, vis a vis the silence, apparently haptic suits have gotten cheap enough that you can buy one for $400. I say we get some for the crew for next stream :P
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brat_the_wurst: its the wrong month for no nut
Lord_Hosk: Yes, Funko had the sick ambush and screwed it up because "The scav gun was all messed up and made me miss"
DoktorNik: I learned reserve by Scav Ratting it non-stop
DoktorNik: So two/three ways I know people play Reserve - Rush Basements/Bunkers for the Raider Kill quests, go in heavy and loud. 2 - Wait 10 minutes in a bush, and then do quests, 3 - Snipe from Radar tower for quest
SnackPak_: seabatBRAIN
TehAmelie: are we making ham sandwiches with nuts now?
Talin06: spoken like a true ork
Endrion: If you have EOD could you not single player thoe maps to get a feel for the layout, at least?
Endrion: Oh, I thoguht practice was an EOD thing. I stand corrected.
DiamondMX: They locked that feature behind EOD?! That's so unreasonable.
SergeYager: nope, they didn't
SergeYager: anyone can do it
DiamondMX: No, the coop practice thing, didn't Funko say that was EOD only?
DiamondMX: As someone who has EOD, I think they shouldn't have locked that coop practice behind the overpriced version of the game.
Endrion: I could see it having downsides, I was more thinking that if you don't know the layout, at least this way you can wander around and see what's what.
brainbosh: If you just leave the shooting range and enter it again, you don't have to run back
Ogrekidd: im pretty sure new players is by design how they m4 get into circulation
Endrion: Tarkov being actively hostile does seem very true. If I'm gonna get shot in the head from a mile away by a sniper I can't see, I at least want to know WHERE he sniped from. .... possibly so I can steal the idea later, but still!
Lord_Hosk: Alex played it when it first launched and didn't like the gameplay style of "loot just to loot"
TehAmelie: the game has a lot of the spirit of Eve Online come to think of it
Mr_Horrible: don't say that, Funko, we're gonna start getting Tarkov captchas
Lord_Hosk: Alex wanted more story to it to keep him interested, he didn't like that you go in to get loot so that you can go in to get loot so you can go in to get loot so you can go in to get loot
NotCainNorAbel: 18 Games and Counting Tarkov:
WowoT: proof of that right now is in ukraine serge, the ukrainians knew where the russians would be coming from so they could eliminate rows of russian tanks
Mr_Horrible: I miss Density
northos: lol "Density"
JadedCynic: "You've come a LONG way, baby!" (both for EfT and for LRR :D )
circusofkirkus: wow look at those babies
Mr_Horrible: you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself optimizing backpacks
Lord_Hosk: 2018 to 12 years ago?
JadedCynic: be honest: "Admiral Snackbar" is a FANTASTIC name
Lord_Hosk: March 2020 lasted... a long time.
JadedCynic: It was 30 days, and 5 years
JadedCynic: pier's a bottleneck, resort is a hive...
JadedCynic: james pandering to the viewers ;)
viperion_nz: Name that movie: "You'd rather look good, and lose, than look bad, and win!"
viperion_nz: FUNKO got it
viperion_nz: nICE
Lord_Hosk: Enemy at the gates teaches you that the one who goes first isn't always safe though
JadedCynic: oh, diCaprio & Hanks <3 WATCH IT SERGE
goombalax: *shouting from the rooftops* Everyone watch Prey!
Ryxiene: How have the games been going? ^ - ^
JadedCynic: wasn't that last week?
Lord_Hosk: Its a 20 year old movie!
Alex_Frostfire: Breaks ranks, sows chaos!
circusofkirkus: you have a very clickable head Serge, it's a compliment
arethosemyfeet: its serge! :D hey serge
omdorastrix: I''d figure your least favourite moment would be "It's My FIRST day!"
DeadPine: Good Evening! How go the raids?
DeadPine: Heck yeah!
JadedCynic: @Lord_Hosk and Citizen Kane is an 80 year old movie, your point? Kappa
gsyhiap: Just run in a random direction!
viperion_nz: "beef", yeees
JadedCynic: the devs' ADR crew is a little on a budget
goombalax: when the scav's in the Kitchen (drop it like its hot, drop it like its hoot)
Koshindan: Touching bodies sounds unsanitary.
Kuolar: I like how despite the pre-raid conversation, Serge still wants to go second/middle
airddragon: So what I'm hearing is PuBG with a little EVE. Because who doesn't love calculating how much real world money and time you lost.
viperion_nz: It's OK Sanitar will make them all nice and clean
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JadedCynic: @Koshindan it's fine - they wear gloves
DoktorNik: Sanitar's body guards are very loud, they sprint when they patrol, at at least last wipe they did
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: katesLurk katesLurk katesLurk
JadedCynic: woo, cool, @jamesinor <3
NotCainNorAbel: @jamesinor I remember it being a very special night between my SO and I when it was being released. Lots of fun to watch with people you like.
TheMerricat: It'd suck if this was one of those games where the playerbase got so in love with the EA gameplay loop that when the 'finished' game was released and they are forced to play a storyline, they abandon it for not being what they wanted...
Himyul: are scavs real people, or are they bots?
TheMerricat: @Himyul both
Alas_Babylon: They start as bots, but several minutes into a map player scavs can spawn
Juliamon: part of learning how to play is learning how to tell the difference
DoktorNik: i've spawned in less than 5 minutes into a raid
JadedCynic: ND_count = ND_count + 1
Lord_Hosk: its come up 3 times
Spacecarl: Is it when players die when they add in player scavs or does that not matter? always curious
DeadPine: This marking task is bugged for some reason always that difficult to place
Lord_Hosk: Just don't miss
DeadPine: The one up by resort is funky too
DeadPine: Yeah resort is the worst because that's where most of the players are
MWGNZ: elfunkSad elfunkChunk
Lord_Hosk: But... But... HE WENT FIRST!
JadedCynic: more than you knew, Serge :)
DeadPine: Nice hip fire!
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TehAmelie: can't we live in the tank?
TehAmelie: and why not?
JadedCynic: if people kept moving on/in it, it'd slip and fall off the bridge
JadedCynic: likely landing on its roof, blocking the hatches
LurkerSpine: they have an armor rig
TheElrad: you've already used your ablative Funko
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
RockPusher: FBtouchdown
darkspiredragon: lrrCREEPL lrrSERGE lrrCREEPR
NotCainNorAbel: who would say no?
TheAinMAP: sergePongChamp
Wondermoo: seabatClap
GhostValv: nice :)
Kuolar: Nuts
joallthedogs: Twist my poutine arm. sergePopcorn
stizzet: lol @joallthedogs I feel like poutine doesn't take much twisting hehe
joallthedogs: @stizzet it's the new ice cream currency
stizzet: lol!
JadedCynic: well, that plus your gun's bad ERGO
DeadPine: Plus the laser helping hip fire as well!
GhostValv: 3
LurkerSpine: 1
JadedCynic: 5/10
DeadPine: 7
DeadPine: I like beards/aviators
JadedCynic: 5/10 "get a haircut & a real job" and I'd up him to 7/10
matthaus_c: his lips are kinda kissy and cute
RockPusher: sergeSqueak sergeMoly
TheAinMAP: sergeSqueak
gualdhar: sergeSqueak
GhostValv: sergeSqueak
thefightnerd: the entire canadian economy is based on poutine equity
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JadedCynic: good job there @tajessa SeemsGood
RockPusher: nice
JadedCynic: N I C E
DeadPine: Nice
JadedCynic: moosea2Dab
tajessa: I am truly honoured with a James dab
JadedCynic: just like IRL
JadedCynic: because we don't have visors with HUDs on them
DeadPine: Need the Cottage key for that one
DeadPine: Oh dang yeah the quest keys can get expensive on the market as well
DeadPine: I play so much hardcore jackets are ingrained in my blood
JadedCynic: how DARE people avoid dying to a distant stranger and lose gear and assets!
stizzet: oh @joallthedogs did my card arrive at the PO?
DeadPine: I am pretty sure colleges part 2 isn't required for Kappa but I could be wrong
JadedCynic: "looting for loot's sake"?
viperion_nz: @DeadPine It is (According to the wiki)
DeadPine: Having Daily's Helps with needing an objective
JadedCynic: having a structure
JadedCynic: but this is a SKILL-based game
Shelvish_Fyshstic: Aah...loading Escape from Tarkonomics. :-)
JadedCynic: ND_Count = ND_Count + 2
Alas_Babylon: You play the game to achieve a satisfying gameplay loop
joallthedogs: @stizzet Not since I checked this week.
LibraUniverse: good evening!
JadedCynic: wwof. too much hook on the throw, but you covered it with a warning GREAT! (also , nice range)
JadedCynic: ND_Count = ND_Count + 1
JadedCynic: Crossing fingers for KEYS <3
MWGNZ: elfunkSickest
Kuolar: That poor man
JadedCynic: wow - shooting as he fell in a red mist around him :D
JadedCynic: that man had an ancestry
Kuolar: To Dorms! To Glory!
northos: mmmm, tasty geometry\
gsyhiap: #smooth
Kelderan: Yeah that hallway bed is always so easy to jump over... until you need to do it quickly D=
stizzet: @joallthedogs okay. I have no frame of reference how long it should take lol
Wondermoo: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Kelderan: elfunkChunk
TheAinMAP: sergePongChamp
Wilcroft: jlrrFacepalm
viperion_nz: Make sure James takes the quest item out of his quest inventory so he doesn't lose it if he dies
viperion_nz: That's really odd
DiamondMX: Yeah, that's really weird - that item should be there
DiamondMX: Oh no.
DiamondMX: Is Serge going in solo because of his bio break? :D
viperion_nz: Hoping for a long match time lol
ravanstrike: go tarkov!!
ravanstrike: glad to finally catch yall live :)
viperion_nz: OH THE TIMING
DiamondMX: Missed it by 2 seconds!
Kelderan: Not Tarkov related. But, I'm sure James and Serge will appreciate my two Horde and Difficult Vaults I rolled in a roll in Vault Hunters while watching this stream.
Easilycrazyhat: Serge just straight up shopping forgetting he's in a war zone ;p
Easilycrazyhat: Nice!
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
viperion_nz: Bleeds
Kelderan: elfunkChunk elfunkChunk
TheAinMAP: Whoa!
DeadPine: Daaaaang Nice one
ChekhovsCannon: elfunkChunk elfunkChunk elfunkSickest
stizzet: gg
DiamondMX: elfunkSickest
DeadPine: That person is not happy
Lord_Hosk: Serge... Your body is blacked out
DeadPine: They were also using fairly bad ammo aswell
DeadPine: even still great kill!
brainbosh: And that's why you don't use 856
DeadPine: ^
DeadPine: Ohh Love me a good Tactec
DeadPine: Nah it's level 5
LurkerSpine: it's armor
brainbosh: Armored rig
Lord_Hosk: Streamer loot
stizzet: you found battle spoils lol
matthaus_c: drags thing from one box to another box "ah, sweet gameplay"
LurkerSpine: did Serge dump those mags?
brainbosh: Good decision
DeadPine: Serge I am supposed to be not playing much this wipe and you are making me want to play >_<
Kelderan: And the break
viperion_nz: Two broken legs
matthaus_c: @DeadPine between MTG and Tarkov I'm pretty sure LRR qualifies as some level of drug dealership :p
TheAinMAP: Ouch.
viperion_nz: Time to gooo
Mr_Horrible: *points legs at self* THIS guy
brainbosh: katesRip
fiftymcnasty: How did we break our legs?
Juliamon: lrrFINE
northos: ooooof
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Kelderan: This scav run has been an emotional rollercoaster
DeadPine: and he waddled away... waddle waddle waddle till the very next day
stizzet: lol deadpine
DeadPine: and now the duck song is stuck in my head >_<
fiftymcnasty: went from a very good run to a very bad run
Easilycrazyhat: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
viperion_nz: Went from a very good run to not running at all ;p
Wilcroft: Will Serge waddle there before the timer runs out? say tuned!
DeadPine: It stinks that the backpackless extract is PMC only
Kelderan: What do you mean? We're just a casual Scav... with PMC gear.
Juliamon: Just a nice, casual stroll through Tarkov
DeadPine: Grenade at extract is more free loot Kappa
matthaus_c: Vlogging from Tarkov
fiftymcnasty: So is this the rest of the stream now?
thefightnerd: ya gotta crawl before you can waddle
LurkerSpine: you're gonna get there
Kelderan: Even if it's slightly slower it feels much safer.
DeadPine: Pretty good just had apple crisp and icecream
matthaus_c: we're just roleplaying as a toddler
northos: @DeadPine jealous
Kelderan: You need tuba music while walking like this.
JadedCynic: you're gonna make it because players will think you're a glitch and not fire
viperion_nz: If you get to the other side of that fence you should be fine
DeadPine: @northos I would share but it probably doesn't ship well
brainbosh: The loot panic that sits in when you get the good stuff
viperion_nz: They won't be looking your way
brainbosh: Gotta take the long way around
viperion_nz: Follow the fence don't shoot at anyone
northos: @DeadPine it's okay, I'm sure we'll develop food replicators eventually
stizzet: this is peak Serge tarkov content
matthaus_c: we need a jaunty tune to sing, for morale
DeadPine: Oh that would be sweet!
JadedCynic: be a ghost, never act against other people
SquareDotCube: If they can join fast enough they might jump in and get the loot
JadedCynic: the hubris...but you may live to learn from it
DeadPine: Yup!
brainbosh: You get rep *if* they have killed scavs
viperion_nz: Stay on the fence still, you can go all the way around the tents
LurkerSpine: I seriously doubt that
JadedCynic: well, you do Serge, but it's got two broken legs...and it's NOT giving up <3
northos: I've seen LRL, that's definitely not true :p
meldo364: solid snake lmao
TheInferno390: ohhhhhhhhhhh my god
Kelderan: That's gotta be a stream highlight
Easilycrazyhat: WHAT
JadedCynic: OH GOD!
LurkerSpine: lol
DeadPine: Hahahahaha
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
Wilcroft: LUL
DeadPine: They caught up too you
Wondermoo: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
SquareDotCube: miracles!
gsyhiap: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: Amazing
Mr_Horrible: quick, someone betray!
TheInferno390: sergeJustRight sergeJustRight
TheAinMAP: Wow!
MWGNZ: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Easilycrazyhat: WHAT THE FRICK
Lizardman175: OMG
stizzet: lmao this is amazing
DeadPine: They were the shots you herd at power earlier
Mr_Horrible: that's so good LUL
DeadPine: Oh man
Alex_Frostfire: This is a behind enemy lines story for sure.
JadedCynic: I was hearing some long burst of fire...and thought "Gee that'd be funny if that was funko..."
Easilycrazyhat: This is hilarious
DeadPine: Didn't even need to queue together >_<
Kelderan: Clip inc
Sarah_Serinde: lrrGOAT
northos: citizen_kane_clap dot gif
brainbosh: When you only have one server
TheAinMAP: sergePongChamp
JadedCynic: it's still sunday morning in Seoul
Kelderan: Ah, beat me to it
Juliamon: More clips is always better
TheInferno390: The only way it could have been funnier is if they had accidentally killed you
JadedCynic: that's gonna be on the highlight reel
DeadPine: Hammer is definitely sweet!
Kelderan: Guess scavs cleared that raid XD
JadedCynic: Scavs win! PMCs lose! LUL
ReyKira: why does this look like an inventory simulator
viperion_nz: That's legit 33% of the game
JadedCynic: because a good part of it TOTALLY IS
LurkerSpine: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
Kuolar: Gotta wake up early to help James with his nuts
Blakemcm: extract? hope its vanilla
Mr_Horrible: you'd have to take that secret to your grave, James
Mr_Horrible: yeah, it dropped, like, Friday morning PDT, I wanna say?
JadedCynic: one of us, James, one of us...
JadedCynic: it's STILL in your blood, James...
DeadPine: Alright bed time for me have a good woods raid and good poutine after!
NotCainNorAbel: G'Night DeadPine
goombalax: black reach had the green plastic
JadedCynic: markers and counters
DeadPine: Thanks @NotCainNorAbel ^_^
corpocracy: I miss templates
goombalax: James "players" turner
atinyspacemarine: HH2e is basically 40k5e+++ and I really want to play, since I'm kinda bouncing off of 9th
NotCainNorAbel: Serge's streaming is always so friendly for viewers. Pointing out that info is so nice. lrrAWESOME
VonShnigglewitz: shoot James in the foot
Lord_Hosk: $5 to take off his arm
NotCainNorAbel: wait for someone to be chasing you
ReyKira: but James, chat's love is priceless
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JadedCynic: I got 60k channel points if you wing him in hte leg on extract
Lord_Hosk: I hacked the Gibson
JadedCynic: well, talk about Department of Redundancy Department :P
gualdhar: awww its a christmas tree
NotCainNorAbel: lrrSACK
Kuolar: Well you DID want food and water
Raincoast_Bear: Serge/Funko/James! Happy Saturday. I just game back from Food Truck Event. I'm enjoying a cool beverage. (Coffee later, Serge).
NotCainNorAbel: no nuts lrrAWW
JadedCynic: sounds like it was awesome @Raincoast_Bear <3
NotCainNorAbel: That would have been a big haul if they got you
mercano82: Somewhere in Korea there are two angry players
Kelderan: Jame's will kindly pay you Tursday for a tushonka today.
Lord_Hosk: OHHHHHHHH! I like airdrops
ReyKira: kreigsmen
Raincoast_Bear: Warhammer! I've refurbishing some old Squats as a Guard killteam.
corpocracy: The traitor guard could work for that
goombalax: tarkov bosses as Kommandos
Lord_Hosk: Did you know that a single G12 Cargo parachute can safely carry 2200lbs to the ground?
Raincoast_Bear: Tarkov VI the Scav planet.
ReyKira: wait what is the post called?
goombalax: the postal service has recovered somewhat since the start of the pandemic
Lord_Hosk: Did you know that two G12s in tandem do not have a capacity of 4400lbs but 3500lbs because they steal each others air?
JadedCynic: Canada Post
Lord_Hosk: Are we not doing airdrop talk?
ritchards: Shoot the plane!
stizzet: are all the called air drops meds or is it random?
Kelderan: Random
NotCainNorAbel: are we going to see if it lands on you it kills you?
JadedCynic: James is fulla Nutz!
JadedCynic: it's already on the ground
ButterBewtz: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
Kelderan: I'm just hearing the Kung Pow like "That's a lot of nuts!" over and over again.
JadedCynic: more No Nutz for James :(
Lysander_salamander: hello folks!
Lysander_salamander: Oh, they tried out the air-drop flare?
Lysander_salamander: Did they find anything cool?
Kelderan: Meds, a big backpack. Assorted stuff
JadedCynic: yep, AFTER an airdrop already landed something next to them :D
Lord_Hosk: A hmmwv or (Humvee) is dropped under 3 G11s with a T10 Cargo as an extraction chute
matthaus_c: broke two legs, didn't die
Lord_Hosk: COME ON I thought we were doing Airdrop talk
NotCainNorAbel: lrrAWESOME elfunkGold elfunk10k
Pal_Friendpatine: @lord_hosk I’m lovin’ the airdrop talk
JadedCynic: so @Lord_Hosk what's the weight (load?) capacity of a G11?
Alex_Frostfire: Oh man, now I want the clip from the alternate universe where you die, so you hop over to James's view and you're looking at your kill cam.
Pal_Friendpatine: @lord_hosk I’ve learned things
Kelderan: Jeeez. No wonder James was heavy
Lord_Hosk: JadedCynic I don't remember... 5K?
JadedCynic: okay... interesting; I'm getting a feel for things. Yeah, I'd say I've learned stuff from Airdrop Talk SeemsGood
Kuolar: Don't forget your Oscope in your secure
Kelderan: Thanks for the Stream everyone
Rougespectre: i didnt expect tarkov over here on LRR
Rougespectre: oh man did i miss it?
Lord_Hosk: Fun Fact, G12's steal air from each other and therefore reduce max weight but G11s don't
JadedCynic: ooooh! Cool!
JadedCynic: cya thanks for the fun! Enjoy the poutine!
Juliamon: Rougespectre There's lots of VODs, they've been playing on and off for the last year
ritchards: !funko
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Pal_Friendpatine: @lord_hosk that’s wild! Is it just the parachute shape that causes that?
Juliamon: !schedule
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TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
NotCainNorAbel: Thanks Serge, James, and Funko!
Lord_Hosk: I think they probably do steal air from each other but you rarely if ever drop them alone so its easier to calculate them if they rate them as one set number
James_LRR: Hey Serge, can you initiate a raid?
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
SergeYager: yes
Pal_Friendpatine: @lord_hosk wild
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James_LRR: I don't see it though?
SergeYager: sithenin, tyvm
Juliamon: LRRbot saw it
SergeYager: it's there, i'm just waiting for commercials before confirming
James_LRR: Ohhhhh
James_LRR: Makes sense
Juliamon: Who was that even *for* Serge
Juliamon: Everyone* went to the raid
SergeYager: for you :D
SergeYager: i guess, idk
SergeYager: i know not everyone leaves
Juliamon: sergeHeart