Agi_Lily: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Adam is checking out Returnal on this evening's Bonus Stream! Game: Returnal) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (8m from now).
Juliamon: lrrSIG
GhostValv: lrrSPOOPY
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> We don't have any scary video games tonight, but all we have is how SCARY GOOD Adam is at Returnal. | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/FZwfTPcUEAMHrFj.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1557153996372004864
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
Dog_of_Myth: Oooo Returnal
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Bengineering: sick I get to be on this side for once
on_and_awful: Ah, the rereretunaling
chad_chadsworth: what’s going on?
paronomasiac042: bonus stream. says right there.
LoadingReadyRun: you got the sick part right *dabs unironically*
chad_chadsworth: as in what’s up
Bengineering: eyyyyy
Dog_of_Myth: @Bengineering Hope you get better Ben.
chad_chadsworth: not what’s this lol
MegaDosX: @Bengineering Hope you feel better soon buddy!
e_bloc: hope you feel better @Bengineering
Bengineering: @chad_chadsworth I got hit with covid
LoadingReadyRun: got mixed
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PharaohBender27: Best wishes for a speedy recovery, @Bengineering ! lrrHEART
Blakemcm: @Bengineering oh nooooooooo!!! u feel ok?
Seth_Erickson: Returnal PogChamp
paronomasiac042: oh, no! not the fuckening!
Bengineering: these proteins got hands damn
chad_chadsworth: @bengineering damn that sucks, hopefully you get well soon
squ3e: Wait did i miss lets nope
paulthemapguy: Catch these proteins! Actually wait no I take that back
squ3e: am I out of the lets looop
Xafty: ben sick
Seth_Erickson: I found the article talking about the pc port and it does appear to be still a "rumor", but based on actual evidence. So here's too hoping.
Seth_Erickson: I really want to play this game.
squ3e: ah damn sorry @Bengineering
MegaDosX: @squ3e No Let's Nope this week because Ben caught the spicy cough, so we get to be scared by how good Adam is at Returnal instead
ElissenRedux: b b b b bonus stream!?!? pogging out
ReaperTitan152001: time to kill stuff and chew gum... And I'm all outta gum!
BusTed: tqsHeal
Diabore: love me some returnal
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RealGamerCow: That is many months.
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saucemaster5000: Sorry to hear it Bengineering, hoping you take it easy
hatboozeparty: seabatClap
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BusTed: good evening to you
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Seth_Erickson: Cool Game
Blakemcm: im spooked!
korvys: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #5440: ""That's why we have to get by on the strength of our personalties." "I don't have one of those."" —Adam and James [2018-10-24]
kevenwith2es: The Let's Nope curse persists through different intros
garfacemcgar: kinda stinky
ElissenRedux: hello adam
GhostValv: hey I'm not a weirdo
paulthemapguy: Ben I hope you get better soon, my heart breaks to know you're sick, kick that disease's ass!
couchboyj: I do enjoy that intro
Diabore: ready for a good game after playing boshy all day?
MegaDosX: Hey stinky!
saucemaster5000: I have nachos and no work on a tuesday for once
paulthemapguy: No sickness for any Bens here, not allowed
Seth_Erickson: We got any blanket content warnings for this bonus stream?
Butternades: I made chicken teriyaki and it’s amazing
voslan: Ben Okay?
fastlane250: I thought you already returned Al? lrrBEEJ
Rourke9: I hope Ben gets better!
BusTed: Feel better soon!
MegaDosX: Ben sick.
notthepenguins: hey Adam! Ben get well soon!!
nightshadeqx subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 6 months!
nightshadeqx: Get better, Ben!
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PharaohBender27: Already did so, the chat logs will prove so
betweenmyself: Stinky, weird and here riffYeti
Cptasparagus: @bengineering else
x0den: @Bengineering i hope you get better :)
couchboyj: ItsBoshyTime ItsBoshyTime ItsBoshyTime
Dog_of_Myth: I hear giving dogs belly rubs speeds up recovery
Jennie_Fuchsia: Is this Lets Yup?
BusTed: down with booth cam
NightValien28 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 102 months!
NightValien28: hope you feel better soon Ben
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MegaDosX: Now that's an efficient intro
hatboozeparty: Are we gonna play returnal or is returnal gonna play us?
Diabore: its so good, it has no right to be as good as it is but im here for it
byakuren108 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 4 months!
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tehfewl: any excuse to play this game eh?
Seth_Erickson: More returnal content to keep me abated until I can finally play it.
Electrodyne: I'm just glad this game is about returning and not retaining.
Brozard: let's gooooo
Diabore: the ol 102
Orxolon: hey Adam!
Diabore: better
ElissenRedux: @electrodyne bravo
Orxolon: Returnal!yeeyyy
couchboyj: good
chad_chadsworth: is this game a rouge like!
Electrodyne: @elissenredux Thank you for your appreciation
Seth_Erickson: still a tad loud unfortunately
paulthemapguy: Yes this is exactly what we needed the increased volume for. fukfukfukfukfuk
paulthemapguy: no lie I love hearing your commentary Adam lol
x0den: gods perfect game?
Seth_Erickson: Absolute banger hindered only by it's Exclusivity.
Diabore: it sucks its ps5 exclusive, more people need to play this
LordZarano: @chad_chadsworth Yup it's definitely reddish
saucemaster5000: Better than Shadow of the Colossus?
MegaDosX: Doombringer? Alexa, play The Only Thing They Fear is You
shendaras: Is it better than boshy?
Rourke9: @chad_chadsworth it is unless you're quite strict about the definition
nyquister_: Relative to 5+ days if booshy, makes sense
betweenmyself: Also a roguelike pennyWhat
Seth_Erickson: @Diabore There's a rumored pc port based on files in steam 👀
Diabore: @Diabore big poggers to that
chad_chadsworth: i hope the rumors are true
SageofShadowzF subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 25 months!
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Seth_Erickson: I don't know Adam, I'm not that scared right now Kappa
kevenwith2es: You would not be employed long
BusTed: That tracks.
PharaohBender27: I can see that
Omthebox: That tracks
saucemaster5000: Sounds like a good use of time, frankly
shendaras: Even ones in your favor?
Omthebox: oh hi BusTed OpieOP
Diabore: thats how you become not a sports team coach
voslan: Challenge verything? Then i challenge you Adam!
Seth_Erickson: Good way to keep them from coming back to you
ashesandmochi: oohh i didn't see that it wasn't going to be let's nope this week but i am SO down for more returnal
MegaDosX: Being thrown out by the referee speedrun, any%
paulthemapguy: "We're going to have a clean game of football today." "CHALLENGE!"
patrick_stonecrusher: must be nice playing an easy game for a change ;)
Seth_Erickson: What if by Pistol Run
Seth_Erickson: Vigor never killed nothing
Diabore: dont need health if you dont get hit
x0den: health never killed anything
paulthemapguy: we're a Damily
paulthemapguy: Adamily
couchboyj: A boshy player needs not health
saucemaster5000: That's australian currency!
MegaDosX: The best healing is reducing the incoming damage, and the best way to do that is to do more damage yourself
underhill33: Adam "Bobby Cox" Savidan
Omthebox: Is that coin regulation size? It looks 2/3'ds of a millimeter off to me.
GoodAlbatross69 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 25 months!
GoodAlbatross69: "Um,, Ref? I saw you doing the thing where you rub your finger on the coin so you can tell which side is up"
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Diabore: oh thats a bad one
kevenwith2es: scorpi322Writeitdown Orb fires things...
saucemaster5000: Thing fire things, gotit
ElissenRedux: oh thats nasty
rosesmcgee: some damage? so forgiving
Cptasparagus: "the bullets are stored in the balls"
paulthemapguy: he fires things.
Seth_Erickson: Can we get a double check on how that coin was weighted.
paulthemapguy: gotchu boo
GhostValv: thing fires things
BusTed: tqsNoted
Bearudite: but what if there was a moving spike wall? and pixel perfect jumps
uchihab7: “How do i know that coin is equally weighted on both sides?”
betweenmyself: Bad guy is bad, guy.
paulthemapguy: you heard the man. he said "show me nope"
saucemaster5000: I watched "Nope" this weekend. There was no "let's" involved
Catcard subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 88 months!
Catcard: HEWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Diabore: better than\ sidearm
shendaras: Is this the one that has the bullets that return?
BusTed: This is the one whose bullets have to come back?
betweenmyself: @saucemaster5000 ‘s good movie pennyWhat
BusTed: NotLikeThis
Seth_Erickson: Unlucky
Omthebox: Goozled
Diabore: welp, good stream
Bearudite: WELP
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooooo
patrick_stonecrusher: rip
tehfewl: gottem
inetro: Update Stream WOO!
PharaohBender27: tqsRIP
GoodAlbatross69: so how's everybody's day going
kevenwith2es: You could've backed out of that like three times, but I appreciate the commitment.
MegaDosX: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Seth_Erickson: Can I challenge that call please
Omthebox: Spin us a yarn
Catcard: doin ok
ThorSokar: pixeln3Wiggle pixeln3Wiggle pixeln3Wiggle pixeln3Wiggle pixeln3Wiggle pixeln3Wiggle pixeln3Wiggle
Bearudite: tacos?
BusTed: Tacos?
inetro: Chewsday
Diabore: it was hot as fuck today, i hate it
saucemaster5000: I got nachos, so yeah
Spades_Slicc: Quick switch to one of the 4 backup ps5s
MegaDosX: I mean, it's Wednesday, but sure
ElissenRedux: punchy?
ratstronomer: Tuesday is Lets Nope day!
Seth_Erickson: Mean's the New Apex Update is out PogChamp
Gadora: Oh heck, that means it's trash day!
underhill33: it's hot as fuck out
Talin06: Talk about EVO?
rosesmcgee: chicken for dinner!
Omthebox: Yarn isn't strong enough to kick rocks. Everyone knows that
Meltalar: don't worry, just take another PS5. you should have like 4 others there
Bearudite: whatever we gonna GG:S later
korvys: It's Tuesday, you know what that means? It means it's wednesday in Australia
unicornly: actually knitting rn...
Geekscience: me n the boys spinnin' yarns together
GoodAlbatross69: they shot my face with lasers today and it hurt
ThorSokar: Ironically it is the first nice day in like 2 months here
buhlian22 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 14 months, currently on a 14 month streak!
buhlian22: yay Returnal!
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hatboozeparty: Whats the evo drama, im out of the loop
paulthemapguy: spinning another yarn up with the boys
Talin06: omg IDOM's run
korvys: Went to the gym today. Feeling good.
GoodAlbatross69: to be fair I did pay them
Juliamon: Face lasers hurt but it's worth it
Butternades: I made teriyaki chicken and rice tonight it’s top 10 meals I’ve ever made
Zaraka00: Just guess right
Seth_Erickson: Blocking is for losers
Cptasparagus: is Ultra David just like David's older brother?
saucemaster5000: North and South Going Zax
MegaDosX: Guess you were right about that run being over :p
Omthebox: Nobody blocked. Until the final round that is
TheMerricat: Math's for blockers and none of them felt lik it
Cptasparagus: hubris
hatboozeparty: So good
Seth_Erickson: LUL
MegaDosX: lmaooooooo
LurkerSpine: cool game
Bearudite: the timing was on point
laundreydhull: oh, just watched the backlog crapshot LUL
OhaiMireiya: hurro fens =3
saucemaster5000: No laughing, we watch in polite silence
MegaDosX: I'm sorry but it was funny
Seth_Erickson: or hopefully dlc
GoodAlbatross69: golf audience-ass chat
tehfewl: probably cuz of ps5 availability
Diabore: no one has a ps5 unfortunately
LurkerSpine: it was like, the only ps5 game
Ravynn: About half a mil copies
Seth_Erickson: I don't think you can blame sells on the game in this case though
SkylerRingtail: Is it a PS5 exclusive? If so it probably sold poorly
Cptasparagus: The dev is making a different game but hinted at a sequel after
lazermeow: Returnal 2: the return
patrick_stonecrusher: dear lord i need to learn how to make clips
Seth_Erickson: If it gets the pc release it should make a good chunk of money I feel
justthorne: Rando question: What are the dates for Desert Bus this year?
TheMerricat: The devs are working on a new PS IP but have said they might make a 2 after they finish that
LurkerSpine: 560k as of July 2021
LurkerSpine: it's also coming to PC
betweenmyself: Returnal 2: The Go Backening
MegaDosX: That's also as of a year and a bit ago
CururuGuasu: I think Sony bought the studio after this came out, so they liked it at least
Ravynn: Nothing to sneeze at, but not a guarantee of a sequel
laundreydhull: Return 2 Returnal: Two
Seth_Erickson: Based on stuff found on Steam though
Seth_Erickson: I think
hatboozeparty: I'm definitely rebuying this on pc if it happens
rosesmcgee: this game was one of 3 that made me want a ps5
BusTed: Getting sniped.
Seth_Erickson: The data in the steam decks have revealed to us I think is where the rumors are coming from
Cptasparagus: I think for the RPG players you should try to describe the story
TheMerricat: SteamDB is still a thing and they still syphon info from Steam
LurkerSpine: @Seth_Erickson It was the nVidia leak, I believe (which hasn't been wrong yet)
TheMerricat: the link I posted talks about what they've datamined from the game that they think will be Returnal for the PC
paulthemapguy: Boshetize me cap'n!
Seth_Erickson: ah I see I didn't read that deep into the articles
saucemaster5000: the alamo
Seth_Erickson: I'll just live blissfully in hope that it arrives
Rusty_Scissorz: Waszaaaaaa
GoodAlbatross69: gotta pull until you feel something break
BigUruz subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 28 months!
BigUruz: Hello Adam and folks
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ShigOnline subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 11 months!
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kevenwith2es: Games that require aim NotLikeThis
gualdhar: chat, Sausage, peppers and onions are looking like a big success! just gotta remember to chop ingredients before I start cooking
OhaiMireiya: nice
Seth_Erickson: I wrote it down see 📝
TheMerricat: @gualdhar Woot!
Bearudite: I saw ted pretend ton take notes but he was just doodling
meaninglessMeg subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 6 months!
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BigUruz: @gualdhar add it to KD for a good treat
ShigOnline: Damn, I want this game
ShigOnline: it looks so cool
OhaiMireiya: wait, I'm meant to be taking notes?
betweenmyself: Note to self: figure out who keeps leaving these cryptic post-its all over my room. riffThink
MegaDosX: This gun looks like something you could do cool trick shots with but probably isn't super efficient >_>
OhaiMireiya: will I be tested on this later?
gualdhar: @BigUruz sacrilege
Rourke9: damage ^_^
BusTed: more damage means less time fighting, so it's like healing
MegaDosX: Always damage, reduce incoming DPS
BigUruz: @gualdhar you dont know what youre missing; add in some garlic powder (or real crushed garlic) and some red pepper flakes for a little heat and its real good
CapnHat subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 108 months, currently on a 108 month streak!
CapnHat: All told, a bonus Adam stream is a pretty good way to spend my time stuck at home with the spicy flu...
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Cptasparagus: "look at my record, I have beaten both Boshi and Ironmon"
BusTed: @Cptasparagus LUL
Sogheim: oh hey is Adam popping off again???
MegaDosX: Wait did Adam beat the Kaizo Pokemon mod?
vouru: oh thank god Adamn is streaming, I was just looking for something to watch
the_fanerdic: Bonus stream with my favorite member of LRR? Count me in!
BusTed: @MegaDosX Nah. PB is Agatha of the E4.
TheMandrew: kaizo is on hiatus because BusTed did something very silly to poor Adam
OhaiMireiya: those wiggly boys sure seemed mad
KeytarCat: This gun runs on time!
Orxolon: hey Adam,do the controls for this game feel intuitive?
MegaDosX: @BusTed That's a pretty good effort nonetheless
MegaDosX: Just damage.
Behrium: "Hey, this gun stinks!"
Seth_Erickson: Always Damage Never Learning
BusTed: damage gang damage gang
MegaDosX: Is that a shotgun?
kevenwith2es: Yes.
OhaiMireiya: oh big noodley fren
UWDJohn subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 43 months!
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tangojuls: I never got to this boss lol i suck at returnal
Seth_Erickson: Do we get to see the organ boss in this mode that was easily the coolest boss imo
MegaDosX: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Orlantia: I wonder if the tentacle skeleton might be a metaphor for something
ShigOnline: Is this an endless mode?
ratstronomer: The boss designs in Returnal are so fascinating, like sci-fi macabre combo
betweenmyself: @tangojuls think that guy is only in the side endless mode, not the main story
Bearudite: very HR Geiger
serramarkov subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 32 months, currently on a 32 month streak!
serramarkov: I'm so happy! Thanks for all the fun!!! lrrSHINE
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tangojuls: Ah gotcha makes sense. I still suck tho
tangojuls: Very hard game
MegaDosX: The teleporter being called a Sisyphean elevator does make sense then if this is an endless mode :p
siciliandefense21 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 37 months!
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Orxolon: is this like a "survival tower" mode?
BusTed: Yeah, it's called the Tower of Sisyphus.
MegaDosX: Greek mythology jokes!
Orxolon: great,thanks
MegaDosX: Or references I guess
kevenwith2es: 30
Nashlake subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 60 months!
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MegaDosX: Man I love the movement in this game
MegaDosX: Feels so fluid
Izandai: Back at it again at Krispy Kreme, eh?
Fanklok: Portal Beam isn't on screen so I'm asking, where is Portal Beam
MegaDosX: Imagine if you got a double kill with this gun with the laser richochets
MegaDosX: ricochet*
GoodAlbatross69: yeah probably
MegaDosX: Surely
ThorSokar: for some reason I doubt it
BusTed: Top 10 runs of the stream, for sure.
Fanklok: Easily the top 1% of scores
Seth_Erickson: top 15 at the very least
Diabore: those 2 kills were 40% proggers? what?
GoodAlbatross69: 1% is a wider margin than you'd think
BusTed: Twitch streamers.
Fanklok: The top 1% os rattata
MegaDosX: Depends on the sample size I guess
GoodAlbatross69: if you ever made legend in Hearthstone you're top 1%
ElissenRedux: says the boshy
BigUruz: top streamer in convincing met o get elden ring
Wonderfulhelix: I'm in the top 1% of Marvel Snap players, but it's in closed beta, so less impressive.
inetro: Top 1% of Adam Savidans for sure
Spades_Slicc: I'm in the top 1% of people who are me
GoodAlbatross69: Realistically you're in the top 1% of streamers, I believe if you get 6 consistent viewers that puts you in the top 5%
Izandai: I'm probably in the top 1% of playtime on BOTW.
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: 1% of population is just over 80 million people
Pharmacistjudge: I bet you are in the top 1% of twitch streamers
MegaDosX: What even is this gun
Rourke9: @fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn but a ton of those people are children
Spades_Slicc: "Are you fuckin high?" no but your aim is
goldengraham13: Now you're only top 2% speed score :(
Izandai: Wasn't there a monster there?
Seth_Erickson: Hard Countered
MegaDosX: Wow, deleted
NickPenrhyn: it's rainin' snakes
Seth_Erickson: C C C C ounter
Fanklok: skill gap
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: @Rourke9 they still count, right?
Scarbble: "what up, dirt" *monster explodes*
Scarbble: i love it
Spades_Slicc: Weird that they put an empty platform there for you to walk across. just bring us to the next enemy area
Mr_Horrible: a feel-good moment followed by a room full of turrets
Mr_Horrible: the Returnal Experience
Rourke9: @fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn depending on what you're counting! If it's 'being good at Returnal' IMO only Returnal players really count
Rourke9: but thats subjective
Diabore: god this game is good
gawag_: sucks Ben has covid - plus side, the return of Adam's Letsnopehaus
Spades_Slicc: @Rourke9 it's not subjective, it's good statistical analysis
saucemaster5000: ouiii
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: this is why I studied arts instead of maths
ShigOnline: aww
Seth_Erickson: we got any mantines in this game?
MegaDosX: Oof
Seth_Erickson: beep beep
NickPenrhyn: Back to the Returnal
Spades_Slicc: if a subset of a population isn't relevant to a study it doesnt count
Fanklok: you did call it
MegaDosX: I guess you could die there
Diabore: 1.5
MechaNoelle: PrideHeartL PrideHeartR
inetro: This is The Run
Diabore: mega rockets?
Seth_Erickson: Portal Beam Kappa
Fanklok: crockets? is this TF2?
Brozard: High Caliber?
MegaDosX: "Critical rockets" is my new favourite combination of words
Brozard: oh, not rockets
Kramburger: What's up, nerds?
BusTed: Heya Kramburger
ElissenRedux: the secondary hit one
MegaDosX: A full auto rocket launcher is a terrifying concept
Fanklok: I want a mini gun, but rockets instead of bullets
BrowneePoints subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 41 months!
BrowneePoints: Oh look! The Nerd Number!...if You're Serge
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BrowneePoints: Off by one
Diabore: @MegaDosX technically they are all full auto, one trigger pull empties the magazine
GhostValv: sergeOffByOne +
NickPenrhyn: This does look pretty fun
e_bloc: I really need to get back to this game
BusTed: @MegaDosX seabatBRAIN
MegaDosX: @Diabore ...I hate that that's correct.
mulligan2six: Off by one
ElissenRedux: yeeesss
inetro: ggwp lasers
iamn0tg00d: Oh man, Adam playing Returnal is one of my favorite things.
MegaDosX: Adam got a little crispy there
ratstronomer: orbin time
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: this game is giving me Last Order vibes that I cant explain
NickPenrhyn: it's a great game for particle fetishists
Spades_Slicc: Why is jumping up to a 5ft ledge so much harder on my knees than jumping down from one
ShigOnline: thick skin baybee
Kramburger: Weak rocket launchers smh
MegaDosX: Weak rocket game
OhaiMireiya: you've got it set to t shirt cannon mode
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun right, speaking of random stuff, kenji conquered kaizo today
MegaDosX: tfw the game gives you a fireworks launcher instead of a rocket launcher
Kramburger: Bury me with my adrenaline
BrowneePoints: He had a DUMB Milotic man
BrowneePoints: Like, Shield Dust and goofy
MegaDosX: More dumb than normal Milotic?
goldengraham13: @Diabore I was going to watch today but ended up busy, what a day to miss!
Seth_Erickson: He gets to shave too
Kramburger: DEEZ PEEZ ESS
Diabore: to celebrate beating kaizo, he immediately loaded up another seed LUL
BrowneePoints: He also had a literal You moment Adam. Beat Blaine, got the perfect TM, lost the 50/50 roll
goldengraham13: All he needed was the no shave incentive and he won quick
MegaDosX: Because they both use your hands
Spades_Slicc: You're grappling the item
quillilian: and picking up the ledge
Spades_Slicc: What's behind the red door
saucemaster5000: Todd flanders "Red Room. Red Room. Over there."
Izandai: @BrowneePoints That's just Kaizo.
GhostValv: :)
Diabore: quick, cover them up again and tell us you didnt have any!
NickPenrhyn: Don't let the keys win
MrQBear: which weird wingding is the key symbol
Spades_Slicc: Just put yourself in the center of the screen. We're here to see you anyway
Diabore: @MrQBear middle
MegaDosX: Cast Blight on it!
MrQBear: @MrQBear lrrSHINE
saucemaster5000: Okay, the hard question. Second plate of nachos or do I move on to ice cream?
Diabore: boss time
Izandai: Still funny to me that this and Deathloop got announced at the same event.
Spades_Slicc: Uh Oh
Spades_Slicc: Is Adam shrimping
ShigOnline: This looks like Atropos from FFXIV
GhostValv: the things boss
Revelations520: yesssir
ShigOnline: @Spades_Slicc He's doing Yoga, this is Gamer Pose
itira: good eve
MegaDosX: I thought for a second there you were about to go off the edge
Diabore: those back dashes terrify me
BlackIsis: Oh hey. Did they put DLC out for this or are you just replaying it?
MegaDosX: It'd never happen, I know
Izandai: Who do you think this is, James?
goldengraham13: Adam is too good to fall off the edge... More than once a night
Spades_Slicc: @BlackIsis yes
Spades_Slicc: The infinite mode is dlc right?
MegaDosX: ABD. Always Be Damaging.
Diabore: @Spades_Slicc free dlc
Spades_Slicc: @blackisis so, yes but the dlc is not super recent
saucemaster5000: you scored less points
GhostValv: sometimes... number not go up
MrQBear: the game is stealing your points
Spades_Slicc: Your score is lower because you didn't make number go up
MrQBear: The world is unfair and cruel, and your points reflect this.
Mr_Horrible: someone finally sticking up for Adam
ThorSokar: #GiveAdamHisPointsBack
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saucemaster5000: Eh, I had your back all day, this time I'm on Returnal's side
MegaDosX: If it were me, I would have simply gotten more points
Mr_Horrible: was this the game where you first coined Complaint Equity?
GhostValv: I get on the line with President Returnal and see if they can refund the points
Diabore: @Spades_Slicc google is telling me the dlc was late march, which feels wrong
ShigOnline: I'm the CEO of Points. No Refunds, sorry for your loss
Spades_Slicc: @diabore 2021 right?
Spades_Slicc: @diabore 2021 right?!?!?!
saucemaster5000: CEOs don't have to work anymore
MrQBear: @saucemaster5000 anymore? They worked?
Diabore: @Spades_Slicc ...
Spades_Slicc: @diabore ;_;
Diabore: big poggers
Diabore: OH NO
Spades_Slicc: Run cancelled
ElissenRedux: ADAM
MrQBear: It'll be okay. Adam will get a better gun at the end of this room.
itira: Chat willl ADAM all they want mkay
itira: LOL
Diabore: thats a lie
ashesandmochi: we want that sad whale noise!! wuahh
GhostValv: I'm pretty sure you do :)
saucemaster5000: But you do. All the time. You did it this afternoon
Astramentha: You definitely do
GoodAlbatross69: the peanut gallery is unionizing
Spades_Slicc: !findquote gavin
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Spades_Slicc: dang
MrQBear: See? Better gun. that was a guarantee. ' <'
saucemaster5000: Er, I mean, I'm sorry Adam. You're so smart.
ShigOnline: Very smart
ShigOnline: I used to pick symmetra because I don't like aiming
Spades_Slicc: Listening to separate ways (worlds apart) while watching this is pretty good
Diabore: p1p1
Spades_Slicc: @diabore tracer
laundreydhull: lrrBEN ? have eyes gone mad?
ElissenRedux: Amen
MrQBear: Always rewarded? ' <'
GhostValv: @laundreydhull Ben's out sick, so Adam's doing bonus :)
MrQBear: You knew it would come back if you left it behind.
laundreydhull: @ghostvalv sorry, I sensed his voiced then assumed I've went mad...
GhostValv: @laundreydhull you're good :)
voslan: Or let things out of Jars!
ElissenRedux: insert "ive had him for 5 minutes meme" about this gun
Xiriz: had a play around with bridget yet?
ReaperTitan152001: who arevyouand what have you done with the real Adam!
Spades_Slicc: You'll only need that integrity if your damage is so low the enemies have time to attack you
KeytarCat: @laundreydhull I often can't tell who's on group streams because of shared language habits LUL
ShigOnline: Adam cares about health, he works out
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ThorSokar: ok
MrQBear: Chunks? I thought you didn't play minecraft
MegaDosX: Are they basically like life stealing round?
MegaDosX: rounds
MegaDosX: Man I can't type today >_>
itira: nuuuu
MegaDosX: Oof
MegaDosX: At least you don't have to start over
ShigOnline: pretty big chunks when it procs
MegaDosX: Yeah that healed you for a lot
ThorSokar: OK, it heals for a shit ton
Xiriz: is this staying a PS5 exclusive?
silenceaux: Very noticeable on that last big enemy, hm.
BusTed: seabatSEAL
patrick_stonecrusher: batty bat bat, batty bat bat
MegaDosX: You can't escape Zubat even in this game
KeytarCat: Birds are jerks, go birds
Spades_Slicc: See Bats, Shoot Bats
BusTed: Sounds like a sick drum solo though.
saucemaster5000: Thanks I've seen Requiem for a Dream
electric_claire: Hey it's Control
quancooffate: @electric_claire I was thinking the same thing lol
saucemaster5000: Didn't some of the Control folks work on this? Am I remembering that wrong?
G_r_e_g__J: Hi
MrQBear: That seems fine, how often do you actually take damage
silenceaux: No problem, you simply won't get hit
LibraryWitchKei: Oh this is the roguelike mode, yeah?
TheMerricat: @saucemaster5000 The narrative director for Returnal worked on Control as well
G_r_e_g__J: Gg
TheMerricat: "Eevi Korhonen is a senior narrative designer at the Finnish studio who has been with the company for almost four years. Prior to that, she worked as a game designer at nearby Remedy Entertainment on games like Control, giving her near top billing on two of the most entertaining, and narratively complex new IPs in recent years."
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saucemaster5000: Thx Merricat
ThorSokar: pixeln3Wiggle pixeln3Wiggle pixeln3Wiggle pixeln3Wiggle
gibbousm: I just joined, how's Ben doing?
MWGNZ: alive is good
GoodAlbatross69: but you will have truly lived
G_r_e_g__J: Aoutch
Tripleyew: ‘Evening, Adam, and howdy all
MegaDosX: F
ComradeMik: sup team. how goes the returning
MegaDosX: Welp, time to start pushing that boulder again I guess
ComradeMik: returnalising?
G_r_e_g__J: What’s your record ?
saucemaster5000: Adam's Record was sealed by the Principal
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GhostofJeffGoldblum: HELLO ADAM
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MegaDosX: That precision footwork
Diabore: chat be honest, how many just went and checked google for jeff goldblum?
whitebadgerwolf88: did you ever try the co-op mode with anyone?
TheMerricat: you can coop with this? that seems.... hectic. please tell me it doesn't have FF
saucemaster5000: It has all the final fantasys. At once.
DeChunkandFriends: @TheMerricat Don't worry, the Fantastic Four isn't in this game at all
patrick_stonecrusher: please, we all know Jeff Goldblum can project his ghost at will 🙄 Kappa
shurtal: por que no los dos
saucemaster5000: Sonic lied to us all.
ShigOnline: you're gonna tell us not dying increases damage or some propaganda like that, aren't you?
MegaDosX: Blasphemy
saucemaster5000: It's the ghost, that's different
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I'm a ghost. Ghosts look weird man.
Izandai: Jeff Goldblum also isn't dead.
Juliamon: Why would his ghost need to look like his corporeal form?
saucemaster5000: My Ghost looks exactly like Cary Grant. Go figure
SquareDotCube: I'm sure ghosts can possess things
GoodAlbatross69: yeah and I look like the girl carl from Cars
GoodAlbatross69: car
Spades_Slicc: You don't need to be dead to have a ghost
TheMerricat: I thought the sidearm sucked?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Ghost is a state of mind.
CaptinOfBeez: who knew the ghost of jeff goldblum likes oglaf
MegaDosX: Ghost is a movie with Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore
Juliamon: it would not surprise me if the real Jeff Goldblum also likes Oglaf
GoodAlbatross69: he doesn't strike me as somebody who spends a lot of time reading webcomics
TheMerricat: I think we all knew that if any celebrity liked Oglaf, Goldblum would be high on the list of contenders
saucemaster5000: "It's uhhh.... very funny. Lots of Sex"
GoodAlbatross69: top of that list is elijah wood
SplendidJank: did returnal get a new update or DLC? or is Adam just jamming, not that i mind either way
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @TheMerricat Right?
TheMerricat: @SplendidJank Ben caught the Covids, so in lieu of playing a lets nope alone, we get returnal
Spades_Slicc: It's strange how every hit gets you right in the adrenals
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I forgot how gross and cool the monster designs in this game looked
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MegaDosX: Did you just dodge into that?
e_bloc: I know that feeling
SplendidJank: nice, thanks. except sucks for Ben, hope he gets well soon
e_bloc: it wouldn't be a dodge if it was into an attack
MegaDosX: No comment.
eric_christian_berg: All part of his cunning plan.
saucemaster5000: Please don't come into our houses
e_bloc: I would like for you to come to my office and criticize my accounting
Spades_Slicc: You do come into my house tho, that's where I watch the stream
MegaDosX: You're banned from Australia, remember? Checkmate.
ComradeMik: I mean, if you came into my house, you'd probably be welcome
Sogheim: @Spades_Slicc beat me to it
ComradeMik: you just gotta make it to australia first
GoodAlbatross69: "did you just dodge into that" is what my wife says when I cut myself cooking
incredulouspasserby: Don’t you though? Your visage is currently entering my home.
Sogheim: Adam, I don't know what I'd feed you
GhostValv: I think you'd be a great guest :)
Spades_Slicc: YET
ComradeMik: You're ok
MegaDosX: Well.
TheMerricat: YOU wouldn't want to be my dinner guest.
Spacepup: I'm in South Korea, you can have dinner at my apartment if you want.
crono3453: Sure, Culver's for dinner it is.
Tripleyew: I’d guard my chocolate milk, but I’d love to have you as a guest
CaptinOfBeez: vegemite and toast
ShigOnline: yeah, you could come over for dinner
SplendidJank: if you made dinner you could come over
e_bloc: timbits and poutine
eric_christian_berg: Korean BBQ?
Izandai: Oh fuck, I could go for some french toast.
lazermeow: You can come to my house, but you'll have to play some MTG.
couchboyj: Probably because of that spot on Australian dolphin impression
Spades_Slicc: "Fuckin food" you say? might be against TOS
shurtal: Franch toast
Nicarrow: big cheese burger
Spades_Slicc: and unsanitary
ShigOnline: dinner tonight was pork, rice and kimchi
ComradeMik: the one and only?
shurtal: Rick O'Shay?
MegaDosX: It has been so long since I last has french toast
MegaDosX: Yeah he is
saucemaster5000: Probably serve Brussel Sprout Salad, lemon chicken with Sliced onions, Vanilla Ice cream slice of home apple crumble.
ComradeMik: yeah, he's been getting a bit of a mini push
Tripleyew: Dinner tonight: chicken pot pie
Izandai: Rick O'Shay?
Diabore: seems to be trending up with vince retired
MegaDosX: It's apparently already improving since Triple H took over
ComradeMik: turns out that trips is higher on him than vinnie mac was
GhostValv: red sauce enchiladas with the good good heat :)
Izandai: @shurtal #drift
MegaDosX: We are in the strangest timeline
MegaDosX: I did not pick Vince retiring, I would have assumed he'd stay with WWE until he dropped dead in his office chair
Arnye1984: WWE has been fine the last couple weeks
GoodAlbatross69: somebody found his phylactery
MegaDosX: I mean, there's that too
saucemaster5000: Shits get flushed eventually
ComradeMik: fewer scripted promos, more and longer matches, more consistent stories
Spades_Slicc: Since Vince retired does that mean you're allowed to sneeze on stream now?
shurtal: @Izandai Mild Meld Activated
Izandai: What did Vince do?
Sogheim: Adam, you can sneeze on camera and it won't affect your chances at getting a WWE contract!
MegaDosX: It's so easy to not be a total piece of shit, and yet people still fail it
Diabore: @Izandai retire
patrick_stonecrusher: wait... does this means you can sneeze now??
e_bloc: Cheer1181 you're free to sneeze now Adam
Izandai: I mean what did he do that made him retire.
ThorSokar: Turns out when your blood is 90% steroids you don't stay in good health
Izandai: If there was something specific.
ComradeMik: @Izandai some sexual assaults and then paid hush money
Izandai: Oh dear.
GothcoreOuphe: holy cow this game is SO MUCH
DoctorHutch: He sneezed and fired himself
ComradeMik: from company funds without declaring properly
Spades_Slicc: @Sogheim our braincells are quantumly entangled
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MegaDosX: There's a lot of shitty stories from Vince's history, but there's been a spotlight on some of them recently
Diabore: @Izandai ah, most people are thinking he left to keep the company afloat among his scandals, because for all his many, many... many fauklts, the company comes first for him
Sogheim: @Spades_Slicc quick, say something I would say!
Spades_Slicc: @Sogheim nah
ComradeMik: basically it took 40 years for vince's misdeeds to come up in a context that actually pressured him to leave
Izandai: Well, better late than never.
ComradeMik: and the fact that he technically misappropriated like $25m in company funds to pay hush money, which seems to be the actual tipping point in this case
MegaDosX: Bret the Hitman Hart?
Izandai: Oopsie-doodle.
NotCainNorAbel: oh...I've been calling you Adam.
e_bloc: Adam Savidan: best there is, best there was, best there ever will be
Diabore: like brer hart, he dont miss with the sharpshooter
ComradeMik: it's true. Adam "The Sharpshooter" Savidan. That's what we call you
MegaDosX: Or is your Sharpshooter more like The Rock's one?
ComradeMik: didn't the rock have a terrible sharpshooter?
MegaDosX: @ComradeMik That's the joke :p
ComradeMik: got it
ComradeMik: look, WWE-wise, I'm not going all in until they take the top titles off roman and keep brock the fuck away from them too.
ComradeMik: I want someone new to hold them
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MegaDosX: @ComradeMik Got it, Austin Theory new double World Champion coming right up
MegaDosX: Also, raiders!
NotCainNorAbel: sup raiders
WriterRaven: Meowdy!
ComradeMik: @MegaDosX if the rumours about gargano coming back are true, then I'm all in on Theory Two Belts and his wrestling father
BusTed: seabatClap
GhostofJeffGoldblum: beamers no, boomers yes
OhaiMireiya: with these noodle arms? I can carry a water bottle and some snacks maybe
Izandai: Finally, we can stop asking "where's portal beam?"
ComradeMik: man, I want this game on PC so bad
Spades_Slicc: They weren't lying, that portal sure can beam
BusTed: Yup, that's the sound she makes.
saucemaster5000: Why are heals slurped?
Izandai: Do you not slurp your heals?
Spades_Slicc: @saucemaster5000 how else are you gonna get them in your body
ShigOnline: and health is like blood, right?
varmintx0: "slurp juice" is not a phrase that is pleasing to the ears.
patrick_stonecrusher: joeylaurence.wav
Mr_Horrible: actually robbed
Mr_Horrible: we love to disgorge dire beams
Mr_Horrible: there was a lot of boshing had today
GhostValv: no worries :)
RisingCosmos: Oh, doing some returnal?
Kramburger: Oh... we can arrange that Adam...
NDCazzy: How did bossy go today I only caught a little bit?
RisingCosmos: @Kramburger Adam, look out, Kramburger is sneaking up behind you with a steel chair!
NDCazzy: Bossy*
drdngr: it's sweet to watch other people fight the bosses since i get to take in a lot more details other than where all the lights are
RisingCosmos: this boss looks sick
RisingCosmos: too bad they're a chump
MegaDosX: Get deleted boss guy
Kramburger: What boss? LUL
MegaDosX: Look at that health drop my god
Mr_Horrible: oh wow, yeah, that beam was, in fact, pretty dire
Juliamon: that HP just melting like butter on the sidewalk today
drdngr: mjbEZ mjbEZ
BusTed: Seems to work well.
e_bloc: now you're thinking with portal beams
Xeveriaxitus: b4 I go to bed: are there plans to play "Madison"? I saw some of it and it reminded me of Layers of Fear and Visage.
RisingCosmos: @e_bloc no think, only beam
MegaDosX: When does GLADoS show up?
silenceaux: Oh, the permanent malfunctions are always the same
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MegaDosX: More raiders!
Juliamon: RODEO INCOMING
moseph_jedi: hiadam!
Xeveriaxitus: thats fair
eshplode: wheelerPog
YeetTheRich_: wheelerY wheelerH
Nyxjbm: Both yee and haw
silaslunark: CLOWN RODEO RIDES IN
delusionalprole: wheelerY wheelerH
saucemaster5000: Bloodborne 2, Bloodborne 3, and Weirdly Ben wants to play something called "Boshy" on here
patchesthescarecrow: wheelerY wheelerH
e_bloc: wheelerY wheelerH
ThorSokar: do the damage upgrades stay or are they only for the current gun?
ThorSokar: ah
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mazingolfer: If there were two guys on the moon and one guy killed the other guy with a rock would that be fucked up or what?
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Xeveriaxitus: Have a good morning, It's almost 4 in the morning after all. Bye y'all
MegaDosX: What a strange question
saucemaster5000: I dunno, it's not a crime in space
GoodAlbatross69: the problem with committing crimes on the moon is that eventually you have to come back
MegaDosX: Also I don't think we have assault laws that extend to the moon yet
RisingCosmos: It's a space crime
Thegame92797: Hello chat
Spades_Slicc: Does the moon count as international waters?
RisingCosmos: I would know, I'm a space lawyer
thraximore: Yes
e_bloc: no laws, no moons, no masters
shurtal: yes, sky crimes are a thing
silaslunark: Yes there's an international treaty on how crimes are dealt with in space
NotCainNorAbel: This is why I leave my wallet at home when going to the moon
saucemaster5000: Depends on how fast you register the car as your own property
MWGNZ: nah, different laws
ShigOnline: Yeah, its like being in an embassy for a country, right?
Nydestroyer: they wouldnt be able to find jury members if its the us Kappa
ThorSokar: no, no jurisdiction (at least currently)
RisingCosmos: That's why I work at night
thraximore: Way more boring people have already thought about this
GoodAlbatross69: looked it up, you just have to follow the laws of whichever government sent you
mazingolfer: I know the first crime committed in space was a woman hacking into her ex wife's bank account or some shit
Spacepup: US astronauts probably agree to be bound by US laws while on missions.
RisingCosmos: I can only work when the moon's out
GoodAlbatross69: since there's not really any private space installations
silaslunark: This actually happened recently as someone committed fraud while in space
silaslunark: like actually
mazingolfer: lesbian space fraud
RisingCosmos: Yeah, I'm prosecuting that case
Kaorti: The Nine will hear their case!
MegaDosX: Space fraud, it's like normal fraud but with less gravity
mazingolfer: Be gay do space crimes
RisingCosmos: lol
mazingolfer: Actual headline: "Lesbian Astronaut Anne McClain Accused of First Space Crime"
Spades_Slicc: So yes, the moon counts as international waters
MegaDosX: Now that's a pioneer
InquisitorGaia: technically speaking nobody has jurisdiction over the moon, so you could argue that there are no actual laws that apply to you, while in space
Spades_Slicc: Boldly Criming where none have crimed before
GoodAlbatross69: first time for everything
Kramburger: Do the Space Crime, do the Space Time
MurphEP: Be gay, do space crime
GoodAlbatross69: it was identity fraud?!
mazingolfer: She was up on the ISS and tried to steal her wife's identity
GoodAlbatross69: what a weird thing to be the first space crime
Spades_Slicc: @InquisitorGaia and technically speaking the process is similar to a ship in international waters meaning the case is prosecuted by and under the laws of whichever country sent them up
Diabore: ooh new high score
MegaDosX: What a weird thing to do on the iSS
Spades_Slicc: She accessed her estranged wife's private bank accounts using unchanged passwords
Kramburger: See you in Space Court, I guess
MurphEP: Is Space Court adjudicated by Space Ghost?
GoodAlbatross69: diversity win! this lesbian kinda sucks
NotCainNorAbel: This is why I don't date astronauts.
delusionalprole: we're gaming chat
Nydestroyer: see you on the space court
Spades_Slicc: Which like, if you separate from your wife and don't change the locks/important passwords I don't understand your mind
mazingolfer: I'm glad the first space crime was identity fraud and not actual murder
MegaDosX: Ooof
Diabore: wow, that was instant
RisingCosmos: You would think an astronaut would have enough money in their own bank account
Juliamon: Spades_Slicc right??
ShigOnline: man, even in space, gravity is gonna get its due
Diabore: ads first?
Spades_Slicc: No time for ads, there's an infinity tower to climb
Spades_Slicc: hope adam reaches the top
patrick_stonecrusher: l think NASA pays them in exposure
MegaDosX: @patrick_stonecrusher Now that's a sentence I wasn't expecting to read today
Nydestroyer: @patrick_stonecrusher I think they pay pretty well to prevent exposure
NotCainNorAbel: Astronauts make $66k-161k a year. Which is a lot but you also think it would be more
mazingolfer: NASA pays in experience. As in you get to experience going to space
ShigOnline: space radiation exposure
NDCazzy: is this like a new game mode or something I haven't seen it before?
Spades_Slicc: @NDCazzy infinite mode dlc
ShigOnline: You could do ocean crimes
NDCazzy: got it thanks
saucemaster5000: Easier to not get caught tho
GoodAlbatross69: Be the first one to get away with a space crime?
e_bloc: stay in space forever
MegaDosX: Just don't get caught, ez clap
TheAinMAP: Not commit crimes?
Kramburger: back to international waters, I guess
rosesmcgee: To be fair, they're regular crimes. The jurisdiction is just "space"
ShigOnline: like deep ocean crimes
MurphEP: All those space banks you were gonna rob, the space tax evasion
GoodAlbatross69: wait, space ORGANIZED crime
korvys: #SpaceBlameJames
e_bloc: what are they going to do, put you in space prison
mazingolfer: You could be the first person to commit moon crimes
Spades_Slicc: speaking of space crimes has anyone here listened to Vast Horizon from the creators of The White Vault
GoodAlbatross69: SPACE MAFIA
couchboyj: Just dont get space caught
NotCainNorAbel: Nope, the Moon Base has laws
BusTed: BabyRage
ShigOnline: its wet out there!
korvys: !quote Adam
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thraximore: I thought you hated space though
mazingolfer: Moon base has laws?
TwitchingPokki: does space have currency? maybe the space charges are very small
Sogheim: you could keep working on those Elf Bullets everyone was excited about a couple years ago...
uchihab7: International waters are a thing
MegaDosX: Also I thought you hated space Adam
GoodAlbatross69: space suits with fedoras built in
until_may subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 67 months!
until_may: can I have some rest for the wicked?
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Izandai: demipyroLul
Juliamon: Space crimes could lead to being jettisoned out of a spacecraft into the black void
Talin06: without space crimes how what would you frame him for?
Spades_Slicc: I'd kill to be in the middle of the ocean rn
mazingolfer: Oh hell no, water is wet and wet places have monsters
e_bloc: dude took me out on a boat and got us stuck on a sandbar and I had to get out and push a boat. that sucked
Spades_Slicc: @mazingolfer your body is wet
uchihab7: Ud be on a boat not just in the watee
uchihab7: Water
InquisitorGaia: adam, space is basically the ocean, but very not wet(in most of it) and a lot scarier
mazingolfer: @Spades_Slicc Next you're going to tell me a skeleton is hiding inside my body
Spades_Slicc: @InquisitorGaia I mean, there's more water in space than in the oceans
until_may: thats fair
MegaDosX: @InquisitorGaia I'd hazard there's potentially more water in space than there is on Earth though
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Spades_Slicc: @mazingolfer Even worse, You (your mind in your brain) is /inside/ the skeleton
Sogheim: I'm super glad y'all are normal and not arguing that water isn't wet until you put it in the dry
InquisitorGaia: @Spades_Slicc @MegaDosX i never said that space didnt out mass earths oceans
couchboyj: Space water is much more spread out so space is, on the average, drier
mazingolfer: @Spades_Slicc buenos dias fuckboy I guess
Diabore: @Sogheim ...wat?
NotCainNorAbel: So space is a desert
MegaDosX: Isn't there a cloud in space that's basically a cloud of raspberry schnapps?
UnhappyYak: run salvaged
Spades_Slicc: @NotCainNorAbel yes
InquisitorGaia: so far as we can tell, yes @NotCainNorAbel
e_bloc: backcheck forecheck healthcheck
Sogheim: @Diabore you aren't wet if you're submerged in water, it is the natural state. coming out of water, you are wet because you bring it with you.
ShigOnline: I was just assuming it was similar seeds each day or something
Spades_Slicc: @Sogheim You're absolutely wet when fully submerged
GoodAlbatross69: if you have air trapped in your body hair but you're in a vacuum are you wet
GoodAlbatross69: because you're bringing a fluid with you
Sogheim: oh no it's happening again
Spades_Slicc: Wet isn't about /fluids/ it's about *liquids*
asthanius: Is a sandwich wet if it has sauce
InquisitorGaia: so i just got, in the mail (from my brother for my birthday), a book called 7 habits of highly effective people. i feel like he was being rude
NotCainNorAbel: My company gives out that book. I haven't read it.
Juliamon: I dunno, that book's a bestseller
blackbass00: yo7 can't have two no hefat7ve effect at the same yime
blackbass00: yes
saucemaster5000: @asthanius YES
RisingCosmos: I'm satisfied with being moderately effective
blackbass00: in fact every malus or bonus cannot be duplicates
InquisitorGaia: im exactly as effective as i wish to be, that is to say trying not to be depressed/stressed out more than normal
patrick_stonecrusher: huh... you're not my -real- gun
Diabore: oh, no malfunction
MrQBear: wow, -75% damage while stationary, -50% damage while in midair.
MrQBear: time to start punching stuff adam
Spades_Slicc: simply get melee kills
Spades_Slicc: punch boulder
Sogheim: it's ok, you're tired
Geekscience: absolutely murdered the run
saucemaster5000: At least you're pretty
Geekscience: melee kills!
KWardJenx: Yeah, but your OUR dummy.
Sogheim: @Spades_Slicc The Boulder feels conflicted
Spades_Slicc: The Boulder vs Chris Redfield
Geekscience: High Caliber II Electric boogaloo
Pharmacistjudge: Evening Adam and runners, how's the umm...lasers and tentacles?
RisingCosmos: Lasers and tentacles is my favorite one page RPG
Pharmacistjudge: getting back to work from Gencon
Spades_Slicc: Because you're grappling the item and picking up the ledge
Spades_Slicc: -125% damage
MegaDosX: A physics quandary
e_bloc: technically you are momentarily stationary but I doubt the game counts t
e_bloc: that
RisingCosmos: we like when number go up
GhostofJeffGoldblum: this game is so purddy
RisingCosmos: big number is best number
jdr_42: Nothing is really stationary, it all depends on your frame of reference
e_bloc: take the limit of t as it approaches zero and you'll have instantaneous non-movement
MegaDosX: Stationary is an odd concept in physics, and yeah, technically nothing is "stationary", but some things are stationary in relation to other things
Spades_Slicc: And if there was something truly stationary, we'd see it as moving very very fast in a weird direction
e_bloc: ignoring air friction and assuming normal projectile motion . . .
Pharmacistjudge: double fiddlesticks, ulting from the bush?
e_bloc: let's say your body is a sphere of uniform density
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oof
MegaDosX: Oofa doofa even
RisingCosmos: @e_bloc I'm sonic now
Spades_Slicc: ads?
e_bloc: there are no bad guns, just bad shooters
RisingCosmos: Oh, I thought people were saying aim-down-sight when they were saying ads
tehfewl: something something good pencil
GoodAlbatross69: making the early stages of a roguelike interesting seems like kind of the core game design struggle
Diabore: i didnt mind it in the base game, getting guns with more mods felt like progression
RisingCosmos: sounds fake
Diabore: pencil thing?
MegaDosX: Gotta go fast
Diabore: this room should be disable dash
MegaDosX: I mean.
shurtal: fear makes people make mistakes
Sogheim: m'laser
p3nguinkin: all about those I-Frames!
InquisitorGaia: everything feels like pointless busywork to me adam, im depressed
RisingCosmos: Life is pointless busy work then you die
RisingCosmos: so its up to you to find your own point or something
Diabore: you didnt say it, i was waiting for the pick up and interact button soundbite
e_bloc: life is suffering but hopefully you can decrease someone else's suffering a little
MegaDosX: If we were we wouldn't be here in chat :p
Diabore: theres a lot of things im tired of, you are not one of them adam
MegaDosX: @e_bloc I initially misread that sentence and thought you said "you can increase someone else's suffering" >_>
MegaDosX: Adam you are great, don't deny it
e_bloc: I mean. . . . you totally can @MegaDosX
blackbass00: you nevervtake the free artifact in the right?
Pharmacistjudge: can I put my hand into a node and have more integrity?
blackbass00: when you shoot the blue sphere
RisingCosmos: @MegaDosX dedicating my life to becoming pinhead
Diabore: adam is a true gamer, he doesnt need the handicap Kappa
Diabore: its been like 5 months since youve played this, its fine to forget
OhaiMireiya: gonna put the kettle on, anyone for a cuppa?
RisingCosmos: nope, makes you less of a gamer, gotta remember it perfectly
Makrosian_Tae: Pistols suck
Diabore: ricochet is solid, he moves well too Kappa
Makrosian_Tae: I've never found one useful
Makrosian_Tae: Burst fire might be the only good pistol mod, honestly
RisingCosmos: RIP that thing
shurtal: ez pz
Makrosian_Tae: So how we doing tonight chat? We big chillin
Makrosian_Tae: ?
Pharmacistjudge: i'm coming down from the Gencon high
KeytarCat: I'm making spicy braised chicken
Grazul_: man the risk of rain update looks crazy
Pharmacistjudge: Gencon is great if you like just going around and trying new games for like 10-15 mintues at a time
saucemaster5000: What was the coolest new board game someone played at gencon?
thraximore: LUL
shurtal: Dang, dudde
RisingCosmos: Hey, I like RoR2
Sogheim: shots fired
silenceaux: ok first of all rude
thraximore: @RisingCosmos Jebaited
Makrosian_Tae: As someone who enjoyed RoR 1 and hated RoR 2 I agree even IF that's a joke
InquisitorGaia: ^
silenceaux: second of all, kick that beehive
Fistacles: i loved ror2 but never played ror1. i should get around to doing that
Sogheim: there goes Adam, actively driving engagement
Pharmacistjudge: I treat Gencon like a board gaming buffet. Just running around the expo haul just sampling all sorts of games
ashesandmochi: i only know about gencon from the writer tracks and then learned it's mostly game stuff (which is cool!)
Dumori: the orginal RoR is amazing
Dumori: if you like 2d action rouge likes
Pharmacistjudge: Some people go and sign up for specific game, or like 5 hour RPG sessions or panels...but there is so much to do there you kinda have to prioritize
Catastrophil: The updates for 2 are... intense
Rhynerd: Been a while since I played 2 as well.
Dumori: banger of an OST though
nyquister_: RoR2 sitting in anyone's backlog?
Fistacles: Chris*2 makes banger OSTs
Pharmacistjudge: You went to PAX unplugged though. Take that...and expand it like 300%
Dumori: Need to give RoR2 a lookin post a fair few updates
Catastrophil: Oh yea, Chris Chrissomethingorother is probably my favourite video game composer
Rhynerd: Christodoulou I believe
Makrosian_Tae: Maybe I just need to try it again, but I found the base gameplay so unsatisfying. Didn't help that my first time was in coop and I died immediately
Catastrophil: @Rhynerd That's the one
silenceaux: @Makrosian_Tae I'd highly recommend solo runs on Drizzle until you can get to stage 3
Fistacles: Void update added a decent amount more depth to it as well. mostly good, some bad imo
Fistacles: err "DLC" not update
Makrosian_Tae: @silenceaux Alright, I'll give it a chance
Rhynerd: Anybody else here played Hopoo's other game DEADBOLT?
silenceaux: @Makrosian_Tae Basically there's a lot, and when you're on the clock in multiplayer there's no time to learn it.
Catastrophil: @Rhynerd Loved DEADBOLT. Also a banger souundtrack, might actually be my favourite
OhaiMireiya: I didn't know, I'm just a harmless idiot
Makrosian_Tae: @silenceaux Also, no decent respawn system makes it for a great viewing experience /s
Karfsma778: I've been playing SO much Monster Hunter recently
Karfsma778: It's REAL good
gualdhar: new MH expansion is fucking great, first content drop hit a couple hours ago
RisingCosmos: too many games, haven't had time for it :c
Mcgwee: heck ya!
Karfsma778: Title update one for it just came out a couple hours ago
objectivefailure: A significant improvement on base Rise
Mcgwee: alot of new goodies to hunt
Rhynerd: @Catastrophil The attempt to remember Chris Christodoulou's last name brought the song "Now I am become Death" right to my head.
psuedoe: that looked badfuck as ass that grapple
psuedoe: badass as fuck, sorry ma dudes
Karfsma778: Master Rank Valstrax is hard as NAILS
MegaDosX: Man that thing got deleted
Makrosian_Tae: I'm so glad this game is as enjoyable to watch as it is to play!
Makrosian_Tae: DAMN I love this game!
Mcgwee: ah rocket man, sky piling driving the worl
MegaDosX: Dodging skills Piccolo would be proud of
GhostofJeffGoldblum: this game has incredible sound design and music
MegaDosX: Can you remap the controls at all?
nyquister_: Very Zelda on the Gamecube design gamers
Makrosian_Tae: lrrHAM
Makrosian_Tae: seabatCHOICE
psuedoe: not meaning to be a bam, but can you not change the key bindings?
blackbass00: items included weapons though. only health is ok
nyquister_: Can you change keybindings on PS5?
Makrosian_Tae: You can pick up health just fine
Makrosian_Tae: The damage doesn't outdo the healing
Glittert00ts: This the first Returnal stream Adam has done?
ashesandmochi: there it is!!! the whale noises!!
thraximore: moöw
nyquister_: @Glittert00ts He did a Play it forward
ashesandmochi: LOL it really is that
Rhynerd: @Glittert00ts he did a whole Play It Forward for the game in the past
saucemaster5000: widowmaker heard you talking shit
Rhynerd: and a few other bonus streams afterwards
Glittert00ts: Groovy, ty
Makrosian_Tae: I'm sorry, what is this gun?
nyquister_: Feels like the RYANO from Racket and Clank LUL
MegaDosX: Man this boss is melting like the Wicked Witch of the West
Rhynerd: Does that "whenever they fire" or "whenever they hit you"?
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blackbass00: yeah these count
blackbass00: so proficiency goes slower
Makrosian_Tae: Return to crab! FBtouchdown
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I give this crab zero out of 10
MegaDosX: !findquote crab
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Rhynerd: I missed it, what did Adam get that means he can't pick up items?
goombalax: eyy back on returnal! all I've seen of this game is from when you streamed it before
blackbass00: it's mostly losing high adrenaline which us the problem with damage
blackbass00: @rhynerd a parasite which he had to choose between two
Rhynerd: ah
Karfsma778: ayy, 2.5 million
OhaiMireiya: hey I'm not that bad
OhaiMireiya: =D
NickPenrhyn: it's ok, we know twitch chat's relationship is parasitic
blackbass00: my record is 3.5 and phase 4 room 9 or so... it becomes very hard starting in phasec4
KeytarCat: We picked up an Adam: A big heel!
blackbass00: the first in the world leader board has like 546 million and got to phase 28 r8om 1. That's crazy! The 2nd player got to phase 29. I really dint know how they do it
MegaDosX: !vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Vaseline!
Seth_Erickson: Let's Go
MegaDosX: Nailed it!
thraximore: FBtouchdown
corpocracy: seabatClap
patrick_stonecrusher: FBtouchdown
nyquister_: Ja Rule thank you
rabbitgta: best luck
Makrosian_Tae: seabatClap
saucemaster5000: Wait, this guy's not allowed to win coin flips, wtf
MegaDosX: You can begin hoarding again
ComradeMik: i'm back. did we successfully return all?
Rhynerd: braven10KNOT
Diabore: dinger
MegaDosX: Holy shit that was intense
thraximore: bummer
Makrosian_Tae: Dang...so close!
tehfewl: rip, gg go next
nyquister_: Thank you! :)
NickPenrhyn: GGs
OhaiMireiya: okidokes =3
TetraRay: gg
Diabore: fuck this game is good
GhostofJeffGoldblum: gnight man!
psuedoe: GGs
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
SeismicLawns: hi done
Makrosian_Tae: GGs
MegaDosX: You got rid of the thing though, so moral victory
patrick_stonecrusher: FutureMan FutureMan FutureMan
dyvion: night!
Rhynerd: have a good one!
psuedoe: thanks for streamin
MegaDosX: Pending pandini
Brozard: Thanks for the stream!
ashesandmochi: wooooooooo
Pharmacistjudge: it was fun stream, thanks for a great show Adam
Diabore: tomorrow looks baller for afk
saucemaster5000: all best wishes to ben to stay safe and take care of self
Makrosian_Tae: OOOOOOOOOOH BABY
ThorSokar: it's a card game, it's super fun
KarnakGWJ: Epic spell wars is amazing
blackbass00: the tower is intense. I'm playing it these days and it's so great
MegaDosX: Oh that's right that's this week
Diabore: wait, in the client?
MegaDosX: Yeah
Diabore: wtf thats sweet!
MegaDosX: For a week or so
KarnakGWJ: The dumbest funnest wizard game
Juliamon: It's more Gladiator
MegaDosX: I assume Gladiator
Diabore: WHAT
MegaDosX: IT'S BACK
Juliamon: SESSION ZERO BAYBEEEE
Brozard: Woooooo!
SeaDiegoFC: I can not wait
Diabore: THERE IS SO MUCH STUFF THIS WEEK
Makrosian_Tae: DAMN SON!
saucemaster5000: Awesome sauce
itira: oooooo
InquisitorGaia: is it a prerecord?
Makrosian_Tae: FUCK yeah
OhaiMireiya: oooh
MaladyDark: excellent
NotCainNorAbel: I'm excited for it
MegaDosX: I loved the first series
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
Juliamon: They are all prerecords bc Jacob isn't on LRR's schedule, they get him when they can but a weekly stream isn't easy
BusTed: G'night!
OhaiMireiya: thanks for stream =3
KWardJenx: This was great. Thank you
SeaDiegoFC: Adam's Game Haus was fun thanks!
ashesandmochi: returnal is fun as hell to watch i have no complaints
serramarkov: Sweet dreams when y'all go to bed!
Diabore: you dont gotta apologize adam, its always fun to revisit the gamehause
ashesandmochi: bye!!!
OhaiMireiya: bai~
itira: goodniiiiiiiiight
Sethalidos: dammit I missed it
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
Rourke9: Thanks for the stream!! It was great
Mr_Horrible: thanks for streamin', Adam!
Makrosian_Tae: Thanks for the stream!
ghost_waz: thanks for stream :)