Juliamon: I could go for some biscuits... or brownies, maybe
Juliamon: I have lemon Oreos but I want something chocolatey
Pal_Friendpatine: Mmmmmm brownies
Metric_Furlong: (I was lucky in that cutting caffiene did actually help things a little)
Metric_Furlong: brownies seem deece
Juliamon: gonna go see if we have ingredients for mug brownies
Nigouki: Shlurp more Glurp
hexi_lexi234: hey early nerds, guess what?! i love you all AGGRESSIVELY!!!
TehAmelie: i have some doritos, but i don't know if i want to save them for a fried chicken in dorito dust crust recipe i found which seems more Glurpy
mitomanox: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Drink More Glurp) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (8m from now).
Juliamon: I found Girl Scout thin mints, rejoice
TehAmelie: love you too lexi
mitomanox: yay glurp
Metric_Furlong: jul
Metric_Furlong: *yay
hexi_lexi234: damnit, yall! youre making me want junk food, and ive been so good about not eating any!
Metric_Furlong: don't know how I managed to miss the keys that hard but here we are
TehAmelie: i was wondering why you'd say the swedish for for christmas just like that
Juliamon: I'm sure there's a keyboard format out there that would let you excuse that as a reasonable typo
Juliamon: let's blame it on the French or smth
Metric_Furlong: the Fr*nch
Juliamon: friggin azerty nonsense
hexi_lexi234: but french keyboard is also qwert
hexi_lexi234: qwerty*
TehAmelie: which one is it that goes qwertzuiop?
Metric_Furlong: (all i've got for excuses is that's late and I spent a fair amount of mental energy making it through round 1 of the master duel tourney event)
Diabore: mm, glurp
Metric_Furlong: *that it's late
jessieimproved: ahoy, glupers (?)
DarkMorford: Who wants Glurp?
Juliamon: get ready to glurp
hexi_lexi234: @Metric_Furlong as someone who's casually been grinding the event, this is valid
Fruan: Well, that was fun - I figured out why I wasn't getting twitch notifications on my phone - the app had signed itself out. And then I had to reinstall the app to be able to sign back in, for... reasons?
baskwalla: ABG
Fruan: Thank you for gasslighting me about having forgotten my password twitch. That's exactly what I needed today.
Xan_The_Quiet: always be gorgeous?
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: spiper venom
Juliamon: I probably should have grabbed a drink with the cookies, but oh well
TehAmelie: spiper venom. that's how we'll kill piderman
Juliamon: the venom for piderman
hexi_lexi234: pidermans venom
TehAmelie: come to think, it has never ever come up in any of the probably thousand Spider-Man comics i've read, but he's probably immune to spider venom
Metric_Furlong: hexi_lexi234 it's reminding me when I generally prefer playing yugioh with less 'meta decks', that's for sure :p
Metric_Furlong: hexi_lexi234 I have however learned that while floowandereeze if often boring to play against, it is also often quite boring to play as well Kappa
hexi_lexi234: @Metric_Furlong gimme necrovalley and 1st turn, and youve found my happy place
Metric_Furlong: (which is a shame, because I do like the aesthetic a lot)
Metric_Furlong: hexi_lexi234 yeah. I should probably just put together Metaphys for old time's sake and have a good time losing to everything again
TehAmelie: times like these is when i wish i'd studied axiology more
paronomasiac042: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Drink More Glurp) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (1s ago).
Metric_Furlong: (I say, as I inevitably start queuing up with Unchained or Plunder Patroll again)
paronomasiac042: dammit.
mtvcdm: Glurp gives you wings! Or bombs! Or a ball and chain! Or a pocket sun!
Juliamon: sergeOffByOne
serramarkov: Glurp me, baby!
mitomanox: they should make a BEPIS mod for Glurp
Fruan: Slurp that Glurp!
paronomasiac042: I flurp the glurp
mitomanox: it is rich in moisture
Juliamon: (presumably)
MidgardSerpent: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
TheAinMAP: Signall.
paronomasiac042: zaghnol!
airylan: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
hexi_lexi234: @Metric_Furlong my biggest issue is that i dont know what i want next. maybe an all-in control traptrix deck? i just wanna ruin peoples ideas of taking a meaningful game action
Fruan: Does 'moisture' have to strictly be water?
hexi_lexi234: lrrSIG
Favre_the_Undead: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Meyari subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 92 months!
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SymphonicLolita subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 18 months!
SymphonicLolita: I desire to consume an above average amount of glurp
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TehAmelie: what is a second? a universe's lifetime from the perspective of a transistor, nothing in the eye of a tree
Juliamon: I don't think so, oils can be moisturizerrs
eshplode: Well that was a weird coincidence. I just came here to watch VODs and a stream immediately started
TheWriterAleph: are you ready to glurrrrrpppp‽‽‽‽
Masslost subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 39 months!
Masslost: MHHM Glurp
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SquidVorb: Came as soon as I saw Glurp
MrQBear subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 37 months!
MrQBear: Glurp. Glurp! GLURP. GLURP!
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control_rig: Gluuuuuuurrp!
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 13 months!
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: 13 months of GLURRRPPPPP
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Amberzenn subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 47 months!
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Juliamon: maybe glurp is uncut petroleum
SeaDiegoFC: gluuuurrrrppp
Fruan: So what we have concluded is that we don't have any idea what is in glurp, but you need it.
flouncy_magooo: Hello, how much is a six-pack of Glurp? In Earth money?
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: it's got what plants crave
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Crossing the Streams! Tonight we are drinking some amount of Glurp! How much? MORE! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FaPYoM6UEAAzDSD.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1559329791735504899
Mischievous_Catgeist: hiya everyone
Phailhammer subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 107 months!
Phailhammer: 107 months! That's as many as four GLUPRS, and that's GLURP!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Phailhammer! (Today's storm count: 54)
hi_im_emily: slurp that glurp y'all
KirbySliver subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 62 months, currently on a 62 month streak!
KirbySliver: All Slivers are now Kirbys in addition to their other types!
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TehAmelie: maybe glurp is made of the oil left by the bits of dinosaurs that flew to the moon
ContingentCat: oh hey going online! for some reason being able to catch streams live recently has been so hard
34Witches: merry glurpsmas all
SpaceBattery: hey yall!!!!
AzaleaCloud: GLURP! GLURP! GLURP! GLURP! GLURP! GLURP! *pounds desk rhythmically*
The_Lesser_Gatsby subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 69 months, currently on a 69 month streak!
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ah_fantastico subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 26 months, currently on a 26 month streak!
ah_fantastico: Glurpin' Time!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, ah_fantastico! (Today's storm count: 57)
MrQBear: @AzaleaCloud GLURP!
hi_im_emily: and to all a good glurp
tehfewl: Slurp the Glurp
Dog_of_Myth: Good evening Glurplings
TehAmelie: (it still fascinates me the chicxulub event likely made some bits of dinosaur fly to the moon)
JqlGirl: glurp!
A_Catastrophic_Success: !advice
LRRbot: Never trust James.
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to hi_im_emily!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, hi_im_emily! (Today's storm count: 58)
Tevildo: !findquote glurp
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
A_Catastrophic_Success: !badadvice
LRRbot: Don't listen to your spouse.
NarishmaReborn: glurpers anonymous here
hi_im_emily: who would win in a fight, saabine or fursuit vehicle? also thanks for the gift sub!
control_rig: Not only does Glurp have electrolytes, it also has firelyes, earthlytes, and frostlytes too! An entire elemental package in every can!
mitomanox: @Fruan it can also be sweat
Tevildo: !quote paul
LRRbot: Quote #6687: "'It said don't fight it.' 'But what if we fought it?'" —Paul and Serge [2020-01-08]
NarishmaReborn subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 32 months!
NarishmaReborn: glurp every day, every night
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, NarishmaReborn! (Today's storm count: 59)
Foxmar320: Hello
Fruan: @TehAmelie Meaty chunks, or just ash? Because describing ash as 'dinosaur parts' seems like a stretch
MrQBear: @control_rig That sounds extremely dangerous to drink!
TehAmelie: hard to say
ElementalAlchemist: Glurp night!
PhantsyPrantz subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 7 months!
PhantsyPrantz: seven months is more than half a year
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, PhantsyPrantz! (Today's storm count: 60)
ElementalAlchemist gets his cans of Glurp ready
DacquoiseTart: glurp glurp
bunn_tech: Hello all
Metric_Furlong: hexi_lexi234 I've got a soft spot for trap control as as well, tbh. haven't had much experience with traptrix, but I've run up against them a couple of times and they can be pretty decent - plus they have a specific niche which keeps them a little unique
Tevildo: !findquote drink
LRRbot: Quote #3823: "Some of us drink alcohol that tastes like leather" —Ben Soileau [2017-01-09]
ani_laurel: I'm so excited to finally catch this live
A_Catastrophic_Success: !kill all humans
LRRbot: Processing... done. Human Extermination Protocol activated, running silent.
FelanEntane subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 42 months!
FelanEntane: whee glurp!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, FelanEntane! (Today's storm count: 61)
W_Livi subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 104 months, currently on a 104 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, W_Livi! (Today's storm count: 62)
EOstby subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 68 months!
EOstby: MORE Glurp? I couldn't possibly....well, OK, maybe just a little bit more.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, EOstby! (Today's storm count: 63)
hi_im_emily: is there leather that tastes like alcohol?
rogerivany subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 48 months, currently on a 48 month streak!
rogerivany: Almost the 1/2 year.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, rogerivany! (Today's storm count: 64)
SpaceBattery: Road Quest music my beloved
squ3e: started my new job today! thanks LRR for seeing me through unemployment!
electra310: This is 1000% exactly what I need tonight
TehAmelie: hooray, gainful employment
SpaceBattery: hell yeah!!!!!
Sarah_Serinde: squ3e Congrats!
Mischievous_Catgeist: congrats @squ3e !
MoxCubitZirconium: Was watching my fave baseball team but saw the word Glurp & went ‘ENUFF SPORTSBALL!’
Dog_of_Myth: @squ3e Congrats
AzaleaCloud: @squ3e Noooice. ^^
Foxmar320: squ3e congrats!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 90 months, currently on a 10 month streak!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: The perfect accompaniment to an evening of losing in Trials!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou! (Today's storm count: 65)
squ3e: Thanks everyone!!
Tevildo: !search for treasure
LRRbot: You find: a box!
Ranakel: And here I was just thinking I had a glurp hankering
kruudelis subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 108 months!
kruudelis: That's a lotta months
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, kruudelis! (Today's storm count: 66)
Nebula662: Gluuuuuuuuuuurp
Tevildo: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: box text
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Boxing Day
duckace11 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 5 months!
duckace11: wait is this thing working now? I thought I subbed during Dice friends yesterday
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, duckace11! (Today's storm count: 67)
Dog_of_Myth gifted a Tier 1 sub to squ3e! They have given 1118 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, squ3e! (Today's storm count: 68)
Its_VeeBot: Gluuuuurp!
LinearGif: Glurp! It's good for what ails ya
SpaceBattery: Glurp Time!!!! Cheer1000
hi_im_emily: @moxcubitzirconium the padres are losing so i might as well watch something else
bstarness subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 35 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, bstarness! (Today's storm count: 69)
MrGibberish: lrrSIG
Drasvin: Glurp!
Molladia: When chat goes nuts about teeth, does that mean we get fangs too now?
CAKHost: !advice
LRRbot: The Situation Report informs you of your current situation.
DarkMorford: GLURP
whitebadgerwolf88 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 14 months!
whitebadgerwolf88: been thirsty for 14 months, glad we have glurp!!!!!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, whitebadgerwolf88! (Today's storm count: 70)
elah806 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 104 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, elah806! (Today's storm count: 71)
Its_VeeBot: gdqDance
KeladryJane: G L U R P
ihlendrax: Twitch…now is not the time to start ads…again. Rude.
LordZarano: jlrrCooltunes
Nigouki: hello fellow glurpers
LinearGif subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 24 months!
LinearGif: Two yeers aready
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, LinearGif! (Today's storm count: 72)
AzaleaCloud: Dangit Padres, stop disappointing us real baseball fans and make a deep playoff run already.
CAKHost: Fair! XD
TehAmelie: it is a good day to glurp
NimrodXIV: time for a tall glass of glurp
MoxCubitZirconium: @hi_im_emily guardians won game 1 of double header, I can survive missing game 2
Nebula662: Glurp Glurp Glurpity Glurp
ZombieHendrix: the majesty of the Glurp Games
Cora_Blackheart: GLURP
MrQBear: What flavor of glurp are you drinking tonight?
PhantsyPrantz: glurp!
SymphonicLolita: G L U R P
DacquoiseTart: GLUUURP
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
AzaleaCloud: PRAAAAAISE GLURP
Foxmar320: Glurp!
Dog_of_Myth: Praise the Glurp
TheWriterAleph: gwurp? owo
TehAmelie: greetings gentlemen
Welbog: Glorp?
electra310: Get glurp'd
hi_im_emily: grupl
PhantsyPrantz: here be glurps
YourGirlMandy: i get to catch it LIVE!!! this is unreal!
DeM0nFiRe: Drink every the glurp
SquidVorb: The Glurp Men are here
gibbousm: Streams: Crossed Glurp: Drunk
kumatsu: Ben's so Glurped up
JqlGirl: glurp glurp glurp!
CAKHost: Do you ever just glurp your hands?
laikagoat: zoeySip
ArcLightningCanuck: I bought this game because of watching LRR play it, so thank you!
mitomanox: the glurp has been summoned
duckace11: my Doctor says I can only have one Glurp a day
eshplode: I'm so full though. I don't think I could drink any more
ani_laurel: Glurp glurp glurp!
YeetTheRich_ subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 21 months!
YeetTheRich_: get your glurp on
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, YeetTheRich_! (Today's storm count: 73)
EOstby: Raise your Glurpers \ lrrSIG /
mitomanox: may the BEPIS be with you
LarkSachrosis opens the secret mini-fridge stocked with Glurp
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh Jerury is here!
YFiddler subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 15 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, YFiddler! (Today's storm count: 74)
Foxmar320: I also picked this game up
mtvcdm: !patreon
LRRbot: 2723 patrons for a total of $20,203.09 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
MaraSadow subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 35 months!
MaraSadow: GLURP!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, MaraSadow! (Today's storm count: 75)
MrQBear: Oh, what glurp is Nelson drinking?
ladylinzington: we did this
TheWriterAleph: a moment to learn, a lifetime to master
mtvcdm: !ytmember
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frogomb: Hell yes more Glurp. So happy this has become a staple
DacquoiseTart: super thanksss
SymphonicLolita: SUPERTHANKS.
vanman229 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 14 months!
vanman229: Is this a superthanks
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, vanman229! (Today's storm count: 76)
hi_im_emily: ACTIVATE ULTRA KUDOS
Phailhammer: Super. Thanks. Super. Thanks.
Ranakel: Checkmate
TehAmelie: [yelling] super thanks!
ButButTheJesus: SUPARTHANX
EOstby: SUPER. THANKS. The most innovative giving feature of the year?
transient_b: Hi LRRCrew!
AzaleaCloud: Beej, I haven't been in chat since you got it, but your haircut looks good.
mitomanox: dat bezos coin
squ3e: super thanks but say it like super hot
mtvcdm: !addquote (Graham) [now] We have activated Super Thanks.
LRRbot: New quote #8167: "We have activated Super Thanks." —Graham [2022-08-15]
Juliamon: oh boy
Welbog: Intermediate? God help us all.
TheWriterAleph: PRIMO gaming *chef's kiss*
blaw2020 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 8 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, blaw2020! (Today's storm count: 77)
Crispy042 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 66 months, currently on a 66 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Crispy042! (Today's storm count: 78)
Ranakel: Veteran glurpers
ElementalAlchemist: oh no Ian
control_rig: Uhhhh
SCHLORMPH: almost there ad 7 of 7...
hi_im_emily: sporble
ladylinzington: I'd be glurping up that hill
mtvcdm: They'll go faster than previous, because this is 5 people as opposed to 8.
ElissenRedux: Glurp!
LarkSachrosis: Does the ball go?
CantWearHats: this isn't just GLURP, this is *advanced* GLURP
TehAmelie: the object of all sport ball
patbaer: get into the glurp
laikagoat: jammie dodger
Arclight_Dynamo: A Jam-Jam.
AzaleaCloud: This isn't your grandpa's Glurp.
Fruan: Glurp never forgets, never forgives
PhantsyPrantz: jammy glurper
NimrodXIV: you
Foxmar320: Zoomies!
mtvcdm: !clip
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NimrodXIV: *you're going
CAKHost: Bully!
NewtyNewts: Just got here. is it just 5 players?
laikagoat: no sponsor on the first round
banwidthraptor subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 80 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, banwidthraptor! (Today's storm count: 79)
Welbog: Bye Beej
Its_VeeBot: I think the first event has no sponsor?
TheWriterAleph: bye bye beej
Welbog: Cameron is at the airport.
zanathosis subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 11 months!
zanathosis: One more month! One more month!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, zanathosis! (Today's storm count: 80)
TehAmelie: yeah, we gotta get used to the basics before sponsoring up
Fruan: You can grab the ball
LordZarano: 1st game has no other sponsor just Glurp
AzaleaCloud: No suspicious characters in the parking?
mtvcdm: Glurp is the Red Bull of Drink More Glurp. It's a sporting event, just assume Glurp is sponsoring it by defaul.
LinearGif: Glurp is brought to you in part by: Glurp
Foxmar320: Ian with the strats
AzaleaCloud: It's a Tanuki mask, obviously.
Metric_Furlong: brown furry thing-taker
Sarah_Serinde: Shufflecat is just so strong
PhorrestGaze subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 71 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, PhorrestGaze! (Today's storm count: 81)
Foxmar320: Strats are gone now lol
DacquoiseTart: other way!
tehfewl: Bonk
mitomanox: #canadian
ElementalAlchemist: This was working so well until it was so not
OwlStar64 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 25 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, OwlStar64! (Today's storm count: 82)
NimrodXIV: I know we always say go left, buuuuut
mtvcdm: boop, boop, boop
Darleysam: walk the ball forwards, but don't forget to take it back home afterwards
control_rig: Cubully
TheWriterAleph: Bonk. Bonk. Bonk.
ButButTheJesus: Tiny Brown Thing Taker?
Dog_of_Myth: Cube is friend. Cube is life.
public_key_reveal_party: I didn't realize shufflecat was a qwerpline thing, I've not listened to that enough
NewtyNewts: It's 'pat your head and rub your intestines'
mtvcdm: Put all your bad ideas in the Cube
StageMgrRob: Thinking of QWERPLine, I was wondering how the people of Ns'Burg handled the last two years.
SymphonicLolita: hm, camera blocks the score a lil bit
TehAmelie: just like real sports, if you have my hand-eye coordination
Julian_Rogue: the lore goes deep in those rum tunnels
SmithKurosaki subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 28 months!
SmithKurosaki: y'all a bunch of lovely goody humans <3
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, SmithKurosaki! (Today's storm count: 83)
mitomanox: Gaslighting to play, pleasant to watch.
notthepenguins: tiny brown I think
Foxmar320: Nice!
AzaleaCloud: Oh dang, go Wheeler!
duckace11: *pulls down qwerpline lore chart* now as you can see here.
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I was listening to it last night. he went "tiny brown thing taker" then furry brown fuck thiever
TehAmelie: could the ceiling be new to the intermediate mode?
AzaleaCloud: lrrGREED
YeetTheRich_: wheelerGre wheelerE wheelerEed
NightValien28: what up chat, are we glurping?
Foxmar320: Always bet on greed
eshplode: wheelerGre wheelerE wheelerEed !
rasterscan: Does it seem like some controls are backwards?
ElementalAlchemist: This is what all rowers aspire to be
Dog_of_Myth: lrrGREED lrrGREED
Foxmar320: LOL
mtvcdm: GREED!
SnowbirdMike: hahahaha
NewtyNewts: Greeeeeeed!!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
bishop_ftw subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 7 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, bishop_ftw! (Today's storm count: 84)
TehAmelie: chugging the pure glurp
Foxmar320: Graham still in first somehow
SpaceBattery: HUBRIS!!!!!
patbaer: hubris!
control_rig: The Hurbis
AzaleaCloud: Thinking was a mistake.
electra310: Hubris'd
Fruan: HUBRIS
NonjaBiru: lrrGREED
MrQBear: Good ol Hubris
MacabreAurora: wheelerGre wheelerE wheelerEed
TheWriterAleph: i cast greed of pot
MacabreAurora: wheelerHub
tehfewl: wheelerGre wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerEed wheelerHub wheelerGreed
DiscordianTokkan subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 85 months!
DiscordianTokkan: Glurp!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, DiscordianTokkan! (Today's storm count: 85)
Nicky_B_87: Greed costs him again
mowdownjoe: HUBRIS
YeetTheRich_: the brand is safe wheelerHub
DacquoiseTart: Nelly and Nelson
kusinohki: glurp attemp!
LinearGif: I can't breathe manually, I don't know how to use the clutch
matthaus_c: wheelerGre wheelerT
duckace11: oh wait Nelson has a Son hat
TehAmelie: little Nelly and his person, full size Nelson
badpandabear subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 54 months!
badpandabear: G L U R P
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mtvcdm: Wheeeee!
ElementalAlchemist: RIP
CaffeinatedLemur: Hello Fellow Glurps
ElementalAlchemist: Some distance was regained
NewtyNewts: Valiant effort
TehAmelie: imagine if they counted the full distance the ball went
plummeting_sloth: test test
duckace11: isn't feathering the diaphram just hic-ups>
plummeting_sloth: hey, my chats back
NewtyNewts: Ease up on the handbrake and put all the effort on the footbrake and just GIVE'ER
CantWearHats: it's him, John Elden Ring
mtvcdm: But there's no such thing as a fish
NewtyNewts: @mtvcdm I like that reference
kusinohki: chat, never choke start your lungs...
plummeting_sloth: John Eldens Rings
TheWriterAleph: Elton John Ring?
AzaleaCloud: No, Graham, Elton John singles the CIRCLE of Life.
LidofLoathing: I believe it's Sir Elden John Ring
SymphonicLolita: Elden John and his hit song Crocodile Rock
ritchards: but what does the fox say??
Rourke9: an Owl?
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AzaleaCloud: Put this man in the goalie crease!
Sarah_Serinde: I think it's fox
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matthaus_c: idk this is pretty maidenful behaviour
gualdhar: I think Beej is an owl because his run is a hoot
TheWriterAleph: 10 yard penalty on the defense, the cube was givin him the business
NewtyNewts: Because the fumble is more fun that the fun-ble.
Sorator13: so, it seems like once you get ahead of the ball, you're screwed?
ElementalAlchemist: gg Graham
AzaleaCloud: 5-way DNF FBtouchdown
CaffeinatedLemur: Whelp
mtvcdm: Uh oh
Foxmar320: Oh this looks safe
Fruan: You can absolutely just grab the ball and GO
PhantsyPrantz: good round everyone
constablecrab: Owlfox is a bit less intimidating than owlbear.
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control_rig: Smol!
PhantsyPrantz: love to see the hustle
SpaceBattery: oh rip
ontario_watson: It’ll be fine
DeM0nFiRe: r/illegallysmolglurp
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TehAmelie: have you considered if it's harder to rotate your arms forward or back?
Halinn: Oh hey, only missed a little bit!
PhantsyPrantz: uh oh
kusinohki: long jump or ski jump??
plummeting_sloth: sick manual action
NewtyNewts: Boof!
Sarah_Serinde: Beautiful
control_rig: Pretty good!
ElementalAlchemist: oh, maybe you didn't
mtvcdm: That wasn't bad at all.
SpaceBattery: nice!!!!!
Mediocre_Man5: do a kickflip!
tehfewl: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Foxmar320: Strong performance
mtvcdm: The skateboard is a trap.
TheWriterAleph: something something running down that hill
Koshindan: Why does Beej get a personal controller?
NewtyNewts: Maybe you just gotta grab it
SpaceBattery: i would assume the rockets are automatic
A1rPun1sher: sk8board is the strat
Koshindan: Smart.
AzaleaCloud: !card So Tiny
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Foxmar320: LOL
TehAmelie: skateboard jump in a ski jump stage. seems unsafe
CaptainSpam subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 100 months!
CaptainSpam: THE ONE METRIC YEAR!!!
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plummeting_sloth: go without me, skateboard!
ElementalAlchemist: lol
A1rPun1sher: you can jump off the sk8board
ElementalAlchemist: found the skateboard
the_lone_bard: That skateboard exists to get Yoshi'd.
Mortimew: more people need to experience drinking more GluRp
Foxmar320: :D
AzaleaCloud: @the_lone_bard I hate that I know what that means.
mtvcdm: I attended a Flugtag. Sometimes you can launch off the craft, sometimes the craft just whacks you in the face on the way down.
TehAmelie: the time pressure isn't so bad here though
Grevas13: the true skill is in forgoing the skateboard
tehfewl: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
A1rPun1sher: nice
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
plummeting_sloth: just slipstream behind that skateboard
fastlane250: oh that's a tiny man
tehfewl: hes just a little guy
SpaceBattery: beej is gonna get the board
mtvcdm: Activate DRS
YeetTheRich_: thanks paul (?)
Foxmar320: Perfect
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
Foxmar320: oh YES
Sarah_Serinde: lrrGOAT
MadWolf1290: exactly
AzaleaCloud: FBtouchdown
SquidVorb: YESSSS
TheWriterAleph: instructions unclear
DiscordianTokkan: Eyyyy
plummeting_sloth: YESSS
DeM0nFiRe: benginChamp benginChamp benginChamp benginChamp benginChamp benginChamp
laikagoat: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
TehAmelie: wooo
rasterscan: YES
Foxmar320: Wow!
Sorator13: everyone: tries to get on the skateboard
A1rPun1sher: yeaaaaaahhhhh
AzaleaCloud: BEEJ
PotatoWraiths: holy SHIT
control_rig: WOOOOAAH
CAKHost: He did it!
tehfewl: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Darleysam: FBtouchdown seabatClap FBtouchdown seabatClap FBtouchdown
PhantsyPrantz: nickyf14LFG nickyf14LFG nickyf14LFG nickyf14LFG nickyf14LFG
SnowbirdMike: niiiicceeee
hexi_lexi234: YOOOO
YeetTheRich_: holy shit what a gamer
ladylinzington: yessssssss!
Sorator13: beej: gets the skateboard on him
electra310: Launched!
Foxmar320: Beej!
patbaer: LET'S GO
CantWearHats: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Ranakel: Amazing
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DeM0nFiRe: FBtouchdown
Nicky_B_87: Just how he planned it
Nukified: FBtouchdown
A1rPun1sher: outpla2JadeHype outpla2JadeHype outpla2JadeHype outpla2JadeHype
LordZarano: PrideRise
AzaleaCloud: PogChamp
CaffeinatedLemur: BEEJ
SpaceBattery: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
eshplode: wheelerMonkey
TehAmelie: that was a pretty good ski jump length
MWGNZ: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
prince_infidel: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
the_lone_bard: Beej did it in the most Beej manner possible.
G_r_e_g__J: Yiiiiihaaa
whitebadgerwolf88: lrrHORN FBtouchdown lrrHORN FBtouchdown lrrHORN
SpaceBattery: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
KeladryJane: Glorious
Halinn: And that's why Beej's mom lets him have his own controller
hyralt: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
plummeting_sloth: longboard is not long enough
letfireraindown: FootGoal FootGoal FootGoal FootGoal FootGoal FootGoal
ArcLightningCanuck: Awesome!
Foxmar320: oh yesssss
Phailhammer: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Diabore: YES
spinebustertee: longestboarding
NewtyNewts: Distance bomb race!
fastlane250: lrrCOW
justthorne: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Pteraspidomorphi: Sky bombs is bath bombs I think
the_lone_bard: It's where bombs just... Are. So this event is in Cambodia?
JadedCynic: THERE is an idea to pitch to Tony Hawk - do a kickflip....with a full-length surfboard with wheels on ;)
Nigouki: did they NOT do that on Jackass? I'm pretty sure I have memories of a bunch of idiots on a car-sized skateboard crashing into stuff
laikagoat: full devilman crybabying
Halinn: Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get on up, it's GLURP time!
MrQBear: @Nigouki There was a giant skateboard in a Weezer music video?
Foxmar320: One last bomb for good luck
mtvcdm: The bombs just, become extant, wherever the "back" of you is at the time.
justthorne: seabatClap seabatClap
Dog_of_Myth: If you're pooping bombs, please see a doctor.
Sorator13: okay but imagine running 654 meters in 60 seconds
plummeting_sloth: its the 100 meter marathon
korvys: Sydney Games 2000 (PS1) champion, Graham Stark
RealGamerCow: dammit I missed 20 minutes of GLURP
Sorator13: sorry, *thirty* seconds
hi_im_emily: these suckers go almost 22 m/s what
mtvcdm: Whatever the secondary color is in your uniform, the bomb will come out of the center of that.
Grevas13: @hi_im_emily glurp is a hell of a drug
LinearGif: Which GLURPS book covers the bomb running skill?
TehAmelie: the tricky part is to keep moving your arm-legs in a consistent way for the whole race. just like real life
Nigouki: apparently there is a Guinness World Record for Worl'd Largest Skateboard in 2010
JadedCynic: @hi_im_emily Usain Bolt eat your heart out!
MrQBear: @LinearGif Sportsball. It covers all the unusual events.
MrPhlip subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 108 months!
MrPhlip: GLURP
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Juliamon: Slow n steady
Foxmar320: Always good to stretch before marathon pooping bombs
Halinn: @LinearGif What's unusual about these events?
Sorator13: you know how it is, gotta test that all your limbs work before starting the race
Grevas13: he looks like he's on an enjoyable walk
dtgill: Athena.
AzaleaCloud: Consistent.
JadedCynic: no 'surge and drift'
plummeting_sloth: really flow with the bomb shits
EvilBadman: This is how Sonic the Hedgehog defecates
Pal_Friendpatine: Slow is smooth and smooth is fast
JadedCynic: Paul, you are an EVIL man.....I love it LUL
Fruan: @EvilBadman Gotta go fast
Sorator13: like inverse mario kart!
TehAmelie: it would need some strong rubberband mechanics
NewtyNewts: Good launch!
Alas_Babylon: "Now we're running with both feet at the same time!" - Nelson 2022
SpaceBattery: HOLY SHIT
AzaleaCloud: Just squeaked into the podium.
plummeting_sloth: I think timing the bombs is the strat
MrPhlip: !addquote (Nelson) [now] Now we're running with both feet at the same time.
LRRbot: New quote #8168: "Now we're running with both feet at the same time." —Nelson [2022-08-15]
NewtyNewts: And then he flew backwards at mach speed
narset6691: oh gosh im late for glurp!
theamc2000: dolphinHaw dolphinHaw wheelerY wheelerH dolphinHaw dolphinHaw
hi_im_emily: schnuck
Halinn: !findquote running
LRRbot: Quote #4706: "Pigeons don't run out of gravity powers." —Paul [2018-02-22]
mtvcdm: Dodge Ball... with magnets
mtvcdm: Oh nooooo
NewtyNewts: This sounds nightmarish
JadedCynic: this going to be HORRIBLE
Sarah_Serinde: Interesting...
Halinn: @LRRbot As true now as when it was said
KBKarma: Time for bulli
TheOtherPenn subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 62 months!
TheOtherPenn: 62 months? That's more than 61 months!
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Pteraspidomorphi: This might actually help
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A1rPun1sher: hahahahaha that's a relief
MAPBoardgames: Time for the bully ball
KaleidoscopeMind: i would be concerned if the magnets werent magnetic
tehfewl: the Bully Ball(TM)
plummeting_sloth: alright, time to get bullied by an inanimate ball
JadedCynic: oooo, ther's potential
Nukified: even when it's only one, so much bullying
ButButTheJesus: My planet needs me, not you!
ontario_watson: Ah yes, the mode where you are bullied by balls.
TheWriterAleph: Truly, the Dark Souls of Glurp.
hexi_lexi234: LUL these bully balls never fail to make me cry laugh
JadedCynic: it least it's only ONE bully ball
Favre_the_Undead: is this the best dodgeball yet?
SoaringDragon42: Its the reactions to the bully balls that makes me crylaugh
KBKarma: I don't think it's inanimate. I think it's malevolent.
Foxmar320: Right in the junk
Armstrong11139 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 65 months!
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KBKarma: The Beej Corner!
A_Dub888: "Help, I'm being Ballied"
Nicky_B_87: ahh memories of dodgeball IRL
thraximore: LUL
JadedCynic: @KBKarma oh there's no question it's animate, but is it SENTIENT?
mtvcdm: The ball's waiting for you in the parking lot with a crowbar
LinearGif: I wouldn't wanna fight me either
NewtyNewts: Hide behind the people!!
Sorator13: at least they don't concuss you, like actual bludgers?
TehAmelie: i think you need a really good instinct for rocket physics to do this well
AzaleaCloud: Hosed by the stream HUD. LUL
chimingfish subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 61 months!
chimingfish: but what if we've already drank a sufficient quantity of glurp?
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PhantsyPrantz: a beautiful performance until that tragic visual obstruction
Akaiatana: Nelly will be tested for performance-enhancing overlay
plummeting_sloth: the Prisoner: GO
NewtyNewts: Prisoner of Classroom H
thraximore: @plummeting_sloth umbral4KEKW
CaptainSpam: I am so TOTALLY not a number, guy!
AzaleaCloud: Bamboozle that bully ball! FBtouchdown
JadedCynic: "WHo is number one?" "I have to do number two! Bye!"
ButButTheJesus: ayyyyy
mtvcdm: 11 seems excellent.
Sorator13: nice!
Calaban161: Beej is that not just Nanbaka
Grevas13: ian's our boy
TehAmelie: you got that ball's number
frogomb: Isnt that just normal high school?
7gorobei: the jukes
SpaceBattery: nice!!!!!!
hexi_lexi234: @mtvcdm YOURE excellent!!!
matthaus_c: suckeroids
Sorator13: yeah I'm not sure I follow that analogy
plummeting_sloth: the opposite of asteroids, roidastes
JadedCynic: in Asteroids you THRUST away from where you were; in this you're 'pulling' yourself towards a target...
Sheikun07: Sdioretsa
AzaleaCloud: Roiderasts.
Grevas13: Roidastes sounds like an entirely too self-aware Space Marine
TehAmelie: maybe the ball is where the glurp comes from. we gotta find out
dougma: Green ikor
laikagoat: lrrWOW
patbaer: Ian
JadedCynic: HORNER
NewtyNewts: That's only ichor-ous.
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhPLS
ritchards: I think golden ichor is a thing
matthaus_c: Phyrexian Oil is Glistening Ichor
Sorator13: I'm pretty sure there was a book series I reach where ichor was gold?
CaptainSpam: Ian. Pls.
hexi_lexi234: tiltyhPLS
mtvcdm: Sparkling ichor from the depths of France
plummeting_sloth: bully that ball back
saucemaster5000: dark ichor is what kid icarus fights in the water temple
Molladia: Didn't the Greek gods bleed Golden Ichor?
YeetTheRich_: ichor it was the blood of greek gods
brainbosh: Pale ocher I have def seen
Duwani1: Graham you are looking great - you look like Lex Luthor's emotionally healthy canadian cousin
JadedCynic: @ritchards isn't 'golden ichor' just pus?
mtvcdm: We got lots of night left.
badpandabear: Either dark ichor or ominous glowing ichor
KBKarma: If there's lots of ichor, then you have ichorus.
alikaoz subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 5 months!
alikaoz: Sorry I'm late, is there any Glurp left?
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Sorator13: does it have to go in the top, or...
NewtyNewts: Hands covered in glorp.
AzaleaCloud: This is snot good.
mitomanox: it's either goo or poo
Sorator13: drink more glurp, or it will stick to your hands
Foxmar320: lol
mtvcdm: And the penny drops
JadedCynic: hurrah!
Foxmar320: On the board!
SquidVorb: 2!
ElementalAlchemist: 2 get
A_Dub888: FBtouchdown
ani_laurel: This is the perfect combo
A1rPun1sher: 2 is not bad in this mode
ButButTheJesus: oh noooo
A1rPun1sher: mark my words
CAKHost: Just beat 2!
duckace11: is Glurp carbonated? do we want to just throw it about?
Halinn: Two point zero zero
Grevas13: graham's little dude was flailing his hands like a cat who got into something sticky
mtvcdm: We've had zero before in this game. Lots of zeroes.
Molladia: The Dump Truck has arrived
TehAmelie: i meant his is me when the store has a discount on soda
mtvcdm: Hey look, a zero!
CAKHost: I assume Glurp is thick like a gravy. That would explain the name.
Sorator13: "that's great beej, just secrete a bit more of your mucus" should go in the quotes database
LinearGif: This is an entire Goofy cartoon
SquareDotCube: But kids love Gak!
mtvcdm: Graham's not last!
A_Dub888 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 95 months!
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Koshindan: What happens if everyone scores 0?
Halinn: Nelson, did you bring glurp home for dinner again?
Sheikun07: The cans are coated in oil I see
mitomanox: zero point zero zero
NewtyNewts: @Sorator13 Seconded
PMAvers: Well, someone had to Drink More Glurp.
Foxmar320: Lol
TheAinMAP: RaccAttack
Foxmar320: Just getting on the board is a victory
elah806: "It sure isn't mutagenic OOZE (NEWS)" *feed dump jingle*
matthaus_c: what kind of Ooze is this? Scavenging? Necrotic?
plummeting_sloth: you know what, the cans are fine where they are
Kyir: This game is ROUGH
mtvcdm: Graham's still winning!
CAKHost: This is not idea racoon conditions!
AzaleaCloud: It's definitely not Mitotic.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: literal Scavenging Ooze...
TehAmelie: nobody's gonna want to watch the clips of the racoon stuck in glue ;_;
AzaleaCloud: Oh wait, that was a Slime.
asthanius: very clean floors
SpicyNapalm: please mods @sorator13 is correct, that is a great quote to check later with no context
Daisyg1313: It’s not purple enough. All Ooze should be purple. And Ivan’s.
Calaban161: Just 2 to beat
Mischievous_Catgeist: in space there is no dirt
JadedCynic: Nelly went through basic?
tehfewl: me trying to clean my apartment after a night of hotwings and soda
Duwani1: I had one of those stickems on my ceiling for 3 years
laikagoat: fionLOL
Kyir: LUL
Foxmar320: Noooo
Plasterboard: The ground is immaculately clean, that's why nothing else sticks to us (hair/dirt/etc)
Nukified: so close lol
the_lone_bard: Did anyone ever have a sticky hand that didn't break? Man I loved those things as a kid.
AzaleaCloud: WELP
fastlane250: robbed
mtvcdm: Graham is STILL winning
Grevas13: the torment of tantalus
CaffeinatedLemur: WHelp
Foxmar320: oh wow
Halinn: Start of game: "I guess we'll just settle for an easy two"
Sarah_Serinde: Victory :D
KaleidoscopeMind: nesting
Foxmar320: Victory!
A_Dub888: lrrHERE
AzaleaCloud: IT'S SLIPPING
SoaringDragon42: Win!
MadWolf1290: Victory!
bytecaster: That on can is trying to flee
CAKHost: Brood with Glurp!
Sheikun07: ironmouseLUL
SpaceBattery: retire champion!
plummeting_sloth: gotta love the 0 point second place
NewtyNewts: Tantalus it is!
Sorator13: oh this isn't going to take long LUL
Foxmar320: oh no
plummeting_sloth: ooh, this was the one Cori figured out super well
hyralt: I’m calling that unglurpsman-like conduct for running down the clock. :P
plummeting_sloth: okay, you DO have to laser
mtvcdm: Okay, how much of this is sports and how much of this is just Taskmaster in disguise?
Foxmar320: Graham showing everyone what not to do
ontario_watson: Strong start
TehAmelie: glow sticks with lifting power huh
Gaz_L: "i don't always laser, but when i do..."
NewtyNewts: @mtvcdm Roughly 25-75
theamc2000: Why is everyone shiny headed
Sorator13: @mtvcdm Taskmaster meets Wipeout, but done by aliens
LinearGif: They open portals to the punch dimension
Fruan: One leg for lift, one leg for thrust
Foxmar320: Go Beej Go!
plummeting_sloth: love this version of Glurpy Bird
Nukified: nice
zed_alpha: Submerged in the glurp!
TheWriterAleph: Do Not Inhale the Glurp.
Foxmar320: DED
DeM0nFiRe: F
control_rig: That was grim
ButButTheJesus: NOICE
CAKHost: D:
MadWolf1290: WHAT
Gaz_L: battle royal rules, gotta have both feet touch the floor
mtvcdm: That's gonna be tough to beat.
TheAinMAP: 100!
SpaceBattery: nice!!!!!!!
Plasterboard: nice little marker for the deep dive recovery crew
hi_im_emily: so ken, what's today's safety fluid?
Foxmar320: lol
Kyir: RIP
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh no
Nukified: oops
ashesandmochi: omg
hexi_lexi234: NOO
Sorator13: OH NO
AzaleaCloud: PSHHFFS
Gaz_L: 8cm!
bytecaster: 0.08
TheWriterAleph: Sabotage!
Ranakel: Did they buff lasers?
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
ElementalAlchemist: #winning!
tehfewl: 8cm
kazz1006: what a time
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
A1rPun1sher: nice pun
TehAmelie: it's a game of inches
onarampage subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 102 months!
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JadedCynic: once you get to that barrier, stop shooting and just walk over the top of it
bytecaster: You want to extend your magical laser legs
plummeting_sloth: that amount of laser enemy can't be contained in the body for more than 30 seconds
zed_alpha: Laser arms, weirdly enough, you're like a tiny bulbous sebulba. A sebulbous if you will.
hexi_lexi234: @Ranakel i like my lasers how i like my women: buff :p
AzaleaCloud: Robbed.
ElementalAlchemist: oooh
mtvcdm: 99.99.99
Koshindan: sergeOffByOne
zed_alpha: @hexi_lexi234 radioactive, blinding, and capable of causing severe burns!
hi_im_emily: that's so fucking insulting
Halinn: 9999
JadedCynic: the bounceback :(
Sorator13: that was a tight fight for the podium
bunn_tech: 99.998
AnjaZeta subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 60 months!
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RealGamerCow: some of these look new
mtvcdm: Oh no
Fruan: Maybe they spin
tehfewl: The Noblest!
NewtyNewts: @Ranakel Is buff men fine too?
TheAinMAP: PrideBalloons
hi_im_emily: the storm count is 99.99
duckace11: yeah helium and glurp the two constant of the universe
A1rPun1sher: grab the balloon with one arm
Akaiatana: The Helium supply has actually been recouping.
RealGamerCow: I mean, it is the second most abundant element in the universe
TehAmelie: maybe we're extracting helium from the stars here
prince_infidel: Oh nooo
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Majestic.
bytecaster: This game is a treasure
public_key_reveal_party: @RealGamerCow I think they said they were doing intermediate levels tonight when they did beginner before
Grevas13: graham said something about "impossible" earlier
AzaleaCloud: Is this how helium balloons are supposed to work? LUL
SnowbirdMike: And that when he knew it was a bad day to try out hise ne fashion baloon belt
hexi_lexi234: i like how this game just turns ian into enor
Pteraspidomorphi: Well
Pteraspidomorphi: Not a winning combination
Kyir: This is tragic
CAKHost: We are going this way, Helium!
niccus: the opposite of a constipation
NimrodXIV: pull!
zed_alpha: oh great, literally one of my nightmares
KaleidoscopeMind: getting winnie the pooh in rabbit's window vibes
HadesLeprechaun: just gotta craaaawl
DarthRagnar815: Put one foot in front of the other SingsNote
hi_im_emily: baby_elephant_walk.mp3
CAKHost: Maybe jump and go up?
mtvcdm: "This Is Not Gonna Go Well": the motto of Drink More Glurp
JadedCynic: it's like a....led zepplin, Ian? Kappa
TehAmelie: dragging yourself along the ground under the negative weight of a massive helium balloon. . .
plummeting_sloth: oh the glupmanity
zed_alpha: Crawling in this glurp, this balloon, tied to my heels?
AzaleaCloud: Oh the huge manatee... I mean, smol tanuki.
BloodForTheCorelab subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 57 months!
BloodForTheCorelab: Drip that Glurp!
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A_Dub888: Dense enough to be a solid yet light enough to achive lift
Dog_of_Myth: @JadedCynic Beat me to it
JadedCynic: Werner Herzog, Nelly?
VorlonScout: It's like horizontal climbing
LinearGif: dirigible? more like, de rigid ball
mtvcdm: Take this balloon to the end of this course. You may not pop the balloon. Fastest wins. Your time starts now.
NewtyNewts: That's an Atten-burg disaster!
EricTheOrange: Werner Hertzog?
bytecaster: Glurpians must be very light
plummeting_sloth: now I just want to tie balloons to owls to fuck with them
Darleysam: Werner Glurpzog?
zed_alpha: More David Attenborish, @EricTheOrange
ElementalAlchemist: That was pretty good
narset6691: @plummeting_sloth dont be mean to owls!
saucemaster5000: werner herzog would only be interested if one of the players went insane or died
Koshindan: What happens if you grab the balloon?
hi_im_emily: oh for fhell
NewtyNewts: Ah, the French... balloons
TehAmelie: good question, can you grip the balloon?
Gaz_L: Werner Herzog?
zed_alpha: y'know this is a sporting event, a bad John Madden or Bob Costa impression would be apropos
JadedCynic: Graham is a QWOP master, tho
EricTheOrange: @zed_alpha It sounded too strained to be attenborough
Arclight_Dynamo: "Pulling the body towards heaven, but the soul towards hell."
GhostofJeffGoldblum: GRAHAM
NimrodXIV: NICE
matthaus_c: I wish I had the kind of money to pay David Attenborough to adlib over Glurp
Giraldi657: the music here reminds me of the snow globe Pixar short
GhostofJeffGoldblum: pro gamer
YeetTheRich_: eyo what
DeM0nFiRe: Literally gaming
control_rig: Active gaming
AzaleaCloud: ACTIVELY JAMING
kynelwynn: Glink more drurp
MAPBoardgames: Definitely the noblest of gasses.
ElementalAlchemist: Whoa!
ButButTheJesus: LESGOOO
laikagoat: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
AzaleaCloud: FBtouchdown
JadedCynic: I think Bobby Vitale would be fun...or maybe Gene and Jesse?
NewtyNewts: Someone went to Bungee School!
hi_im_emily: how in hell's ass did you just do that
Sorator13: Eyy, he almost finished!
Gaz_L: i think it started as Attenborough, became Cousteau and ended at Herzog
SpaceBattery: let's goooooooooo!!!!!
mtvcdm: It's that opening part of the course that's so tough. Once you can get past that.
plummeting_sloth: there is always a point in this game where it's like "oh man, wild flailing was the key" *beat* "oh no wild flailing has ruined me"
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JadedCynic: Buster Keaton...
TehAmelie: "i always forget which foot the bigger boot goes on"
bytecaster: This first part of the course is often called the "Balloon Trap" by avid fans of the sport.
JadedCynic: or CHarlie Chaplain
EricTheOrange: Neutrons Ian, Isotopes is neutrons
hi_im_emily: give 'em the bismuth
Koshindan: 82 extra protons would be polonium, right?
public_key_reveal_party: the air has on average 83 extra protons
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "ah dang it, we gave them the balloons full of lead"
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
AzaleaCloud: XD
Arclight_Dynamo: 82 extra *protons* would make this bismuth.
hyralt: I guess we don’t actually know what the air is made of on planet glurp
AzaleaCloud: @Arclight_Dynamo So, a balloon that's been visited by Kozilek then.
zed_alpha: I guess the balloons are full of gaseous bismuth
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: there is now!
Koshindan: Beej is a comedic pioneer.
hi_im_emily: bismuth's boiling point is lower than you might think
EricTheOrange: Theirs a joke their somewhere
JadedCynic: @hyralt it's heavier than pure helium, but apparently not MUCH heavier...
CaffeinatedLemur: I dont like discussing my quarks
Kaorti: I've heard what're your quarks
Ranakel: New meta
ButButTheJesus: He/Helium
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niccus: we got you the premium extra-floaty helium
CaffeinatedLemur: damn it @ Kaorti
MatthewDennisMTG: @hi_im_emily this is great flavor text for a future reprint of Boil in a Zendikar set
ladylinzington: protons in bio
control_rig: @ButButTheJesus That was amazing
TehAmelie: it has your weight, but in lifting power
Kaorti: @CaffeinatedLemur well?
hi_im_emily: @matthewdennismtg oh damn you're so right
ButButTheJesus: @control_rig ty ty
34Witches: DNF! DNF! DNF!
EricTheOrange: OK Two atoms sitting at a par and one turns to the one next to it and says "hey your pretty cute, what are your protons."
ElementalAlchemist: Pachinko!
plummeting_sloth: finally, when it doesn't ask us to use our arms really
CaffeinatedLemur: we both made the quark reference at the same time
kusinohki: I think I'm missing an electron. yep, I'm positive
Kaorti: ahhh, missed that
Kaorti: thanks
RealGamerCow: you could do it once
plummeting_sloth: Everyone can play this game... once
bytecaster: Just jump down a mountain and roll guys, it's easy
ButButTheJesus: @kusinohki :D
ContingentCat: on the the last LRL
patbaer: what about a zord?
zed_alpha: So Beej, what you're saying is that one of the viewers wins the lottery and donates enough to the troupe, we've got a LoadingReadyLive segment...
DeM0nFiRe: Nice
AzaleaCloud: VERY good.
public_key_reveal_party: dang, good recovery
mowdownjoe: Lucky hit!
prince_infidel: bunnnClap
kynelwynn: Of course Ian is good at the pachinko level
TehAmelie: i've seen game shows sort of like that, they just use a lot of soft rubber and play on a body of water
plummeting_sloth: that is LRR's Zorb line item budget
ani_laurel: Found a new LRL bit
henrycrun: Make the next LRLive physical recreations of Glurp games
ladylinzington: LRL prerecord? :D
ContingentCat: what's the Helium budget?
mtvcdm: I hate to say this... but literally Red Bull has already done it with human pinball. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NAxcuqNzgI
mtvcdm: I make these Red Bull jokes for a reason
electra310: Nah, we'd be okay with it
zed_alpha: Methane.
Serifina: Loving? Caring? Which chat are you reading, Graham?
zed_alpha: Middle ground.
Julian_Rogue: that stream will be a blast
Welbog: Deuterium
LinearGif: Waisting helium?
plummeting_sloth: I will say, as a lab technician that works with NMR/MRI's
SquareDotCube: hot oxygen
TheNerdWonder: as long as you put tarps down, we'll be happy
NarishmaReborn: uhhhhh
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: you almost certainly cannot afford that much argon
sugarsh0t: oh dear god
JadedCynic: So the citizens of victoria are going to see LRR glurping it around in local parts?
gualdhar: we will sacrifice helium for the goods
CaffeinatedLemur: No
RealGamerCow: I saw a korean show where they went down a ski slope in one of those inflatable rolling balls
mtvcdm: Hi Julie
thunderbird32: And then LRR went up in a fiery conflagration
hyralt: @jadedcynic maybe the gas in the balloon is helium 3 and the atmosphere is helium 4?
hi_im_emily: why would you need to spring for argon, it's the third most common gas in the atmosphere
Grevas13: whatever the gas is, no more nozzles near skin
DarkMorford: OH NO
TotallyNotaBeholder: Spoilers?
CantWearHats: -concern-
NewtyNewts: Oh nooo
NightValien28: oh no
sugarsh0t: i am immediately concerned about the next Loading Ready Live
Laogeodritt: Hydrogen is highly renewable! Take water, add electrical energy from a green source. =V
niccus: lrr had always been in touch with its humanity
SquidVorb: oh
AzaleaCloud: Uhhh.. Should we be concerned? o_o
EricTheOrange: @LoadingReadyRun FYI google says cheapest weather balloon is about 30 USD
jchinnock: Can we have 1 open flame as a treat?
ContingentCat: now I can't either thanks
TemporallyAwry: I suppose when we figure out fusion it'll sort out the whole helium problem.
public_key_reveal_party: well now I'm looking forward to the next live too!
Serifina: Also hi everyone
NightValien28: I am concerned and excited concited
AzaleaCloud: Ok, phew.
MAPBoardgames: I can't wait for the next LRL either, G. But that is normal
ElementalAlchemist: That'
eshplode: Oh no. I'm busy during next LoadingReadyLive :(
theamc2000: Qnd you lost your hair
the_lone_bard: Is Graham leaving us for another chat? And waiting to do it on LRL night?
Arclight_Dynamo: Weather balloons range in cost from $7 to $400 USD, depending on size, from what I'm seeing.
ElementalAlchemist: That's my secret. I'm always looking forward to LoadingReadyLive.
kusinohki: read an article about a breakthrough in fusion. Helium is the by product and can help with the shortage
Molladia: On that mention, when IS next LRL?
FITorion: air's 70% nitrogen...so... no
drcthulu: isn't air mostly nitrogen?
Nigouki: Live is this sat the 20th
PhorrestGaze: a man of science
Julian_Rogue: Just use freyon and stay cool
Serifina: @Molladia This coming saturday
Nigouki: so hyyyype
asthanius: As always, acetyline is the answer
JadedCynic: @Molladia last saturday of the month, usually
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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Fruan: Hard vacuum in a rigid container.
Mortimew: The last LRL felt like it was supposed to be aired in another dimension and we saw something we shouldn't have
hi_im_emily: oh balls.
KaleidoscopeMind: just hot air balloon it
LurkerSpine: Solar Hot Air Balloon maybe?
MAPBoardgames: Actually, I can't wait for the next UFW Autumnal Rumble
TehAmelie: ooh, we can do the helium balloons and bank on fusion generators being built in the near future
Morendur: Dear DRs LRR, speaking of Live, will we ever see a return of "Beej eats the whole thing?" Or did it make a return and I missed it
SquidVorb: Morb all
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah. A lead balloon.
YeetTheRich_: ah
korvys: Damn, what's that ball filled with? Hellium?
YeetTheRich_: well that's silly
hi_im_emily: yank it!
theamc2000: Conceete shoes
mtvcdm: Splorts
Laogeodritt: Headbutt!
NewtyNewts: Condensed helium
Ranakel: Please clarify your glurpsperson's crimes
plummeting_sloth: I don't get this minecraft mod
miniMacGuru: I wonder what would happen if you cross the Beej-drop universe with The Prisoner: Could a giant weather balloon chase both Cory and Beej?
MrQBear: @MAPBoardgames Would it be possibly done in the upcoming AEW game? :p
ontario_watson: This isn’t a sport, this is a prison sentence.
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zed_alpha: Calling it now for this next LRL: Boffer fighting, jello-wrestling a shaved cassowary, and a helium-voice poetry slam that's surprisingly heartfelt and leaves most of chat crying. Then the highlights are 90% dice friends and Epic Spell Wars.
ontario_watson: You’ll be stamping license plates next
DeM0nFiRe: lrrHERE
LordZarano: BeyondThePress filled a weather balloon with a mixture of acetylene and oxygen
kynelwynn: This is just a metaphor of the carceral state of the US
saucemaster5000: The raccoon dug the hole, Andy just watched, confused
shurtal: YEah, Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman, Clancy Brown, and the Racoon
TheNerdWonder: Racacoonie!
shurtal: the Racoon was nominated for best supporting Actor
Fanklok: It's a small one room house with no amenities and made of boxes 2.7 million dollars
Diabore: couldnt figure out cotton candy though
hi_im_emily: i will only ever know clancy brown as mr krabs
zed_alpha: i did not expect Wheeler and Graham's Morgan Freeman impressions to make me do an IRL spit take but here we are. Amazing.
saucemaster5000: You can run with us! From Shawshank
AzaleaCloud: Just move in 4Head
TehAmelie: i wonder if any other mutator could make this harder
KBKarma: @zed_alpha Well, there is a bofffer LARP going on in Vancouver shortly.
Foxmar320: :D
RealGamerCow: Ah, Ian Math
SnowbirdMike: hahahahahahahahahaha
zed_alpha: oh cool! I haven't done any boffers since I was in the SCA. Vivat Trimaris.
public_key_reveal_party: Beej!
shurtal: Clancy Brown, one half of the only part of Detroit: Beyond Human that was good
Juliamon: This is gonna be a game of inches
kusinohki: for some reason, I can't recognize live action clancy brown, just his voice in animation...
LordZarano: You can grab the ceiling!?
ihlendrax: @zed_alpha : Outlands!
plummeting_sloth: every player eventually hits The Flail Limit
MAPBoardgames: Keep cool... Keeeeep cool.... FLAIL!
bytecaster: Everybody knows the game of "box flail" is a game of inches
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jalisurr: Just popping in to say hi and that I love Glurp! Gonna go catch the VOD later!
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mtvcdm: Any Glurp event starts with a plan and at some point turns into RAAAAAAAAGHHHH
BrowneePoints: I found out last week that one of the Smosh Ladies went on a date with Tim Robbins just cause he was intrigued lol
TehAmelie: metric inches
Foxmar320: Ball please
JadedCynic: "Why is that watermelon there?" "I'll tell you later."
Loonatic93: No Glen Taylor owns the Timberwolves.
KBKarma: @zed_alpha It's an Elder Scrolls LARP. A friend of mine just moved to Vancouver a few days ago, and is making a character.
Diabore: rey mysterio jr
korvys: vs the Muppet Babies
plummeting_sloth: and also Dinosaur Jr
shurtal: no, they're all in the remake of Junior
asthanius: Carl S Jr
Foxmar320: Not bad
SquareDotCube: PC Jr
hi_im_emily: instead of danny ocean it's frank ocean
The_Ninjurai: All meet up in a Carl's Jr
NarishmaReborn: jr bacon cheeseburger
Alas_Babylon: Señor Senior Junior
SquidVorb: Whopper Jr
frogomb: Junior mint
niccus: tiny toons
eric_christian_berg: Pregnant Schwazenegger.
azureHaights: Soundtrack by Junior Senior
KBKarma: Junior Senior?
shurtal: just once, Wheeler has to go all out
hi_im_emily: I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS
NewtyNewts: Don't forget Bowser Junior.
Daisyg1313: All the juniors in Hangover 4: Sugar Crash
KBKarma: @azurehaights eyyyy
BrowneePoints: yall need to listen to more Fleetwood Mac
Foxmar320: oh wow almost on top
TehAmelie: i bet you could physics it just right to get the ball to launch through the whole box field
AzaleaCloud: IAN
rasterscan: Criminy Ian.
LarkSachrosis: Ian!
theamc2000: There would not be passover
AzaleaCloud: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
AzaleaCloud: XD
mtvcdm: Please be sure to reconstruct the wall behind you
NarishmaReborn: it's true
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: fun fact: the pyramids were actually built by skilled and well-paid artisa-- Graham got there first.
plummeting_sloth: behold, an interpretation of Exodus
asthanius: worked for scrip
shurtal: they worked for scrip
CaffeinatedLemur: IAN, there were no slaves, OSHA Man has some questions for you
JadedCynic: Beej, don't you mean "On The Wings of Eagles" by Ken Follet that dramatized the events of Perot taking mercs into Iran to rescue his workers at risk of being held hostage?
shurtal: @asthanius MIND MELD
NarishmaReborn: we have records of their pay
thraximore: beer?
ContingentCat: slave adjacent
JadedCynic: They worked for exposure
AzaleaCloud: @CaffeinatedLemur Next time on Gang Beasts
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: we have records that they were paid, and that they were tax exempt
Arclight_Dynamo: Also, "slave" can mean a *lot* of things in an ancient historical context.
niccus: they worked for exposure, in exposure
SquareDotCube: yeah the great pyramids were more or less a community project
Diabore: @JadedCynic mostly sun exposure
Steelwolf171: They were working for exposure
JadedCynic: OOF big mood Graham
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: they were actually quite well-paid. Mostly in food and beer, as was standard in Egypt's barter economy.
SquareDotCube: and the payment was mostly beer
NUTSOFODEN: Pharaoh Yami Yugi would never
bytecaster: I just hope they got a cat cafe to worship some cats in
NewtyNewts: No, that's the Las Vegas pyramid's company store Ian.
JadedCynic: too heavy to ship to the British Museum
zed_alpha: Queen Victoria would have thought they'd have been tacky on her lawn
YeomanAres: British museum used Egypt as it's gift shop
mtvcdm: If the workers who built the pyramids didn't actually care and want to do a good job they wouldn't still be standing.
KBKarma: Pyramid the desert sands...
niccus: one day lrr will be live from the memphis pyramid
BrowneePoints: I mean the gift shop of the british museum is just the remnants of the company store
Arclight_Dynamo: IIRC, they used to use mummies as fuel for steam engines. Because British!
asthanius: Who says they got more than one loaf?
bytecaster: Just build a big spiky thing
ArcOfTheConclave: personal freedom?
hyralt: Oh you hate to see it. :(
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: additional fun fact: some pyramid workers had competitive gangs and left graffiti inside between the blocks of stone :D
CaffeinatedLemur: beer, bread, housing, and security
ani_laurel: We have records, it was a few loaves of bread because it was a staple
hi_im_emily: bEEJ takes the lead
ContingentCat: how sad is it that that kind of job security sounds pretty good right now
LinearGif: And in return, the king will ensure the sun is reborn in the underworld every night
ButButTheJesus: TIME FOR KRAB
tehfewl: time for Crab
rasterscan: They just found evidence that Howard Carter looted even more stuff for himself from Tutankhamun's tomb.
mtvcdm: Time for krab!
BrowneePoints: from what we know the pyramid builders were compensated well
hi_im_emily: yeet that triangle
SpaceBattery: Crab Time
KBKarma: Right. Bed time for me. See yez in the VODs.
AzaleaCloud: Reject the old ways. Evolve to crabbe.
MomoNo9: Ohhhh that's a look
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "vestigial legs," sure
bytecaster: You can jump as well as a crab could
zed_alpha: Y'know. Your legticles.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: one of the work gangs on Khufu's pyramid IIRC nicknamed themselves Drunkards of Khufu
Mattmitchell45: @rasterscan He wasn't a very honorable dude
Foxmar320: :D
Fruan: Why is there a bumper?!
DiscordianTokkan: So graceful
Grevas13: y'know, "legs or testicles" comes up often enough that i'm not going to call it either way
Nukified: crabs make crabbing look so easy
Foxmar320: welp
DEATHlikescats: well done
eshplode: FBtouchdown
They_Are_Alyx: FBtouchdown
YeetTheRich_: deece
A_Dub888: rayfkWelp FBtouchdown
CantWearHats: 🦀
NewtyNewts: It's Okaaayyyyyyyyyy
mtvcdm: Remember to get those clips up!
KeytarCat: So what we learned today is that Westerners couldn't believe ancient peoples could do grand works without slave labor KappaPride
AzaleaCloud: The way to beat this seems to be to hold the triangle and jump on the springy thing.
hi_im_emily: 26 feet!
Gadora: On the board!
MomoNo9: oh that crab walk is horrifying
JadedCynic: you left arm MUST stay on your left side, and your right leg...etc
BrowneePoints: @keytarcat I mean. some were, the pyramids weren't
MAPBoardgames: duskvCr duskvCr
NimrodXIV: almost
Foxmar320: :D
ladylinzington: Twin Peaks: Crab Walk With Me
JadedCynic: for THROWING, this is horrible
DEATHlikescats: haha
Sarah_Serinde: Amazing
MadWolf1290: boop
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
Foxmar320: Flawless
Manae: Was Ian saying we CAN'T do the Mario right now??
A_Dub888: FBtouchdown
EOstby: Just tap it in.
mtvcdm: Somehow, that was better
YeetTheRich_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
NUTSOFODEN: this is how chamaleons walk
hi_im_emily: "crabs just be." — gibb, 2022
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @KeytarCat yeah that's actually mostly it. Also Westerners had a lot of trouble believing ancient Egypt could do large-scale civic projects on a "primitizve" purely barter economy
plummeting_sloth: a very complicated flick maneuver
AzaleaCloud: LUL
DEATHlikescats: most effective one yet
MAPBoardgames: !findquote crab
LRRbot: Quote #2436: "There we go! Crab laundry!" —Ian [2016-05-03]
MomoNo9: just a nudge
Arclight_Dynamo: Just kick it?
MomoNo9: swat it
mtvcdm: It's there because it's there
bytecaster: Could also be there, because this is intermediate?
ArcLightningCanuck: @Arclight_Dynamo Without the bumper I would absolutely say just kick it
Foxmar320: ohhhhh
mtvcdm: The course layout has no correlation to the sponsor.
NimrodXIV: awwww
GhostofJeffGoldblum: SAVED IT AND LOST IT
AzaleaCloud: NOOOOO
laikagoat: fionLOL
Foxmar320: :D
DeM0nFiRe: NotLikeThis
The_Voices: x.x
TheAinMAP: Dang,
underhill33: ruined
hi_im_emily: MOTHERFUCK
Nukified: the chaos bumper
NewtyNewts: Touched grass
SpicyNapalm: RIP
SnackPak_: so close
SpaceBattery: nooooooooooo
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DEATHlikescats: wow
TracteurBlinde: You hate to see it
HIYgamer: That does not look like one and a half meters
MomoNo9: The gentle touch on the bumper
A1rPun1sher: wheelurp ftw
m_logan2000: Im just gonna set this here
BrowneePoints: Graham THONK
A1rPun1sher: lool
GhostofJeffGoldblum: the crab legs are really wreaking havoc here
HadesLeprechaun: just KICK it as hard as possible and hope it rolls far, lol
KeytarCat: @BrowneePoints yeeeah, I had to leave a lot out for that joke
DigitalSeahorse: katesJam wonky wibbly
Foxmar320: Not last!
DEATHlikescats: nice
AzaleaCloud: *poke* *plomp*
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YeetTheRich_: cat move
Manae: Nelly takes the housecat approach
plummeting_sloth: ah, glad that bumper got put to good use
hi_im_emily: SAIL
mtvcdm: Pocket sun!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
MomoNo9: Nelly was playing Stray
TehAmelie: at least we didn't get the krab legs for this one
zed_alpha: Dad?
Foxmar320: I love the graphics for each of the sponsors
NewtyNewts: Ahhhh, the Suuuun
GhostofJeffGoldblum: ah Nelly made the joke I was going to :D
mtvcdm: Oh yeah, the sun is a physica object
plummeting_sloth: pocket sun needs to keep the eff up
tehfewl: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TehAmelie: woo
SnackPak_: lrrHORN
bytecaster: But remember everyone, in general, it is a bad idea to touch a sun.
Juliamon: Sun .1
TheAinMAP: FBtouchdown
MadWolf1290: Clap
Fruan: Is that the first finish of the night?
TehAmelie: is this the first time anyone's got into a goal this game?
MomoNo9: into the jelly of finishing!
TehAmelie: or what Fruan said
plummeting_sloth: "Jokes on you, the terrain has never meant anything to me!"
GhostofJeffGoldblum: clinical
hi_im_emily: the golden ratio of time
azureHaights: But was it simple
Akaiatana: Judge here. I'll owlowl it
BrowneePoints: technically humans can see in the dark too
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Wowza
NimrodXIV: nice!
electra310: Wow!
Sarah_Serinde: jlrrDang
A_Dub888: FBtouchdown
A1rPun1sher: under 10
mtvcdm: Blazing time.
DigitalSeahorse: ssandSPOOKED
YeetTheRich_: about that ...
TehAmelie: faster than the speed of sun
AzaleaCloud: Zooooom
Foxmar320: Wow G had the zoomies
GhostofJeffGoldblum: also the face on Graham's dude there was really funny
bytecaster: Graham "Sub 10s" Stark
LordZarano: lrrGOAT
hi_im_emily: ah, you were protected
Kaorti: were you protected
Kaorti: dammit
Koshindan: Wins by following these ten easy steps.
electra310: Wheeler is protected
AzaleaCloud: Ah, ye olde Somethinge Awfule meme.
bytecaster: Me too, Wheler
kusinohki: sub 10 sec? sounds like my first...
ContingentCat: big same
BrowneePoints: I mean, the human eye can detect light from somewhere between 1 to 5 miles away I believe?
Kaorti: ye olde shibboleth
DoctorHutch: I haven't thought of SA Forums in years...
AzaleaCloud: The terrible secret of space.
Julian_Rogue: what /are/ the controls?
DigitalSeahorse: is there a cutoff time?
hi_im_emily: @julian_rogue pray
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Gaelan_Maestro: drink alllll the glurp!
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adambomb625: @DoctorHutch The what?
bytecaster: "And then I headbutt the sun, but I could still not climb the damn stairs"
TehAmelie: basically you qwop each of your arms with the sticks
Fruan: @BrowneePoints Pretty sure you can detect light from several lightyears away if the source is bright enough
DigitalSeahorse: ah time up
MadWolf1290: only 45?
AzaleaCloud: Well, Wheeler, you were a prophet. XD
ContingentCat: Just send them the vod of this
Welbog: Isn't that why you made vods?
DigitalSeahorse: I WISH
bytecaster: Just send them the highlights
hi_im_emily: you're going to make your therapist need therapy
DigitalSeahorse: xD
eshplode: "And people watch you doing this?!"
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
NotCainNorAbel: your problems have nothing to do with your parents....it is the Internet
JadedCynic: M O O D
plummeting_sloth: "Hello, this is your therapist. Please close the stream. Stop having it be open"
GhostofJeffGoldblum: OUCH
MadWolf1290: DAMN
asthanius: "AND you're gay? Does your husband know?"
CaffeinatedLemur: oooooof
DigitalSeahorse: a convo I definitely had
zed_alpha: Wait, isn't he?
DoctorHutch: @adambomb625 Something Awful forums, it was like a 2005 internet joke
TehAmelie: but doctor, i am a LRR
BrowneePoints: @fruan okay that is fair lol. but I meant more like a person can detect even something like a lit candle in the dark from a mile away
laikagoat: fionLOL
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: health insurance actually covering therapy sessions - that's the real joke....
DigitalSeahorse: salary, what's that even lol
laundreydhull: brakes soon or break over?
Sibwow: paul gets an A+ in therapy
saucemaster5000: Health insurance covering anything is the real joke
laundreydhull: Yes, make it or brakes it!
hi_im_emily: @digitalseahorse some kind of vegetable?
Sibwow: something both possible to acheive and reasonable to want
laikagoat: your body is skooshed
16AngryBears: My therapist liked it! That means I get a good grade in therapy.
DigitalSeahorse: hi_im_emily xD
MAPBoardgames: eggshaped body that doesn't roll
fiftymcnasty: You are squished
mtvcdm: You're 100% squeezed
NotCainNorAbel: cliffhanger
Diabore: you are not an orb, you are an egg
SoaringDragon42: you can't roll
tehfewl: you look squished
AzaleaCloud: 100% processed Elon Musk
Mattmitchell45: Dr Squeezer is my therapist
Trombone_Hero: pin-egg
SquidVorb processes your Musk
TehAmelie: all the mush is on the outside
laundreydhull: QUICK! Someone tell lrrJAMES about the Albino Moose tweet!!
MomoNo9: time for a snack
Sogheim: ope lemme just 100% squeeze on by ya there
brat_the_wurst: I dont think I want dr. squeezes mush
KeytarCat: @SquidVorb That sure is a thing you just said
Twilight_Spark subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 19 months!
Twilight_Spark: I think I have some of the old vineyards left. 19, very good year.
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DigitalSeahorse: hi_im_emily I love salary chopped up on a tuna or salmon sandwhich
zed_alpha: god, Wheeler's been on fire the last several streams
laundreydhull: or that potential MooseQuest for James, maybe...
Julian_Rogue: did the ads run? I muted my tv and went to the bathroom
ButButTheJesus: i have not seen ads either
Nigouki: oooh, you know what this combination of uncertainly of movement, a buildup, and finally a screwup as the time runs out? Using the ninja rope in Worms
RealGamerCow: LRL seems early this month
ButButTheJesus: i now have ads
damn_i_am_pretty: But choose wisely, for while the true Glurp will bring you life, the false Glurp will take it from you.
Sarah_Serinde: LRL isn't guaranteed to be the last Saturday of the month, that's just when it often happens to be
TehAmelie: it's aiming for every 4 weeks right?
mtvcdm: LRL happens "once a month". No details on when within that month.
ElementalAlchemist: LRL arrives exactly when it is ready to
Laogeodritt: The only general LRL commitment is that there's one every month. (Which, of course, the crew can decide to alter if circumstances demand it, of course.)
obijam_: thanks me
RealGamerCow: It was just an offhand comment
Laogeodritt waves at sarah_serinde and offers some vegan rice pudding
Sarah_Serinde: sergeHi
DarkMorford: @Laogeodritt Except November for obvious reasons
DeM0nFiRe: An LRL is never late, nor is it early
ElementalAlchemist: Laogeodritt: heya :)
mtvcdm: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1056690/Drink_More_Glurp/ If you do want this game, it retails for $9.99 on Steam (though there are sales).
Diabore: @Laogeodritt in november its a whole week of LRL
A_Dub888: Glurp!
Laogeodritt: darkmorford: I mean, that's *basically* a weeklong LRL with like a hundred special guests.
damn_i_am_pretty: Glurp, it's who is eating dinner
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Still waiting for the day the stream crashes after they say it's live, that way nothing happens
ElissenRedux: glurp to you as well
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Sarah_Serinde: You're oval
mtvcdm: you're squeezed!
YeetTheRich_: E G G
Laogeodritt: elementalalchemist: Meow! *offers a bowl of vegan rice pudding too*
asthanius: you got mushed
Sarah_Serinde: You were smushed
fiftymcnasty: Squished
ArcLightningCanuck: Your body is oval instead of round.
ButButTheJesus: OEURB
TehAmelie: all your mush is on the outside!
Rhynerd subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 84 months, currently on a 84 month streak!
Rhynerd: Now that we are back from the break, it’s time for some freshly squeezed Glurp!
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EricTheOrange: cuz you've been sqished
Laogeodritt: thedailymaplesyrup: Crashing is something happening. ;P
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gibbousm: EGG
RockPusher: sergeSip
KaleidoscopeMind: (s)mush
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duckace11: you are like Orange Cassidy: Freshly squeezed
Laogeodritt: Oh good, we're not tiny for the pinball this time. XD
HadesLeprechaun: body has to touch paddles, not just arms
transient_b: so i just got locked in ad hell for the past 3 minutes
tyrsredritehand: the majestoc shufflecat
CranstonSnord: the egg-ony of defeat?
CaptainSpam: Dang JJP flippers. Kappa
EricTheOrange: they squeezed all the mush out of you
sugarsh0t: Graham beat me to it
MrPhlip: !addquote (Beej) [now] Why are my legs doing this?
LRRbot: New quote #8170: "Why are my legs doing this?" —Beej [2022-08-15]
BrowneePoints: Your round body has been squished into an elliptical shape
the_lone_bard: "Why are my legs doing this." Me: Trying to sleep with RLS.
asthanius: beej has sticky legs
NewtyNewts: Because you're not egg-shaped, but squished-orange-shaped
BusTed: drawfeEggyboy
LinearGif: I got legs that jingle jangle jingle
bytecaster: Everybody knows that every sixth egg has sticky legs
Koshindan: No part of the mush is wasted.
DigitalSeahorse: me at the muscle in my right leg being weirdly tight until I remembered what probably happened to it
mtvcdm: 30. Graham is way out in front.
TehAmelie: i sometimes ask why my legs are doing this when i wake up in the middle of the night with a cramping calf. but really i know the answer is potassium
DigitalSeahorse: spit more?
Diabore: !quote 8709
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
CaffeinatedLemur: such a Beej quote
DarkNacht: !findquote mucus
LRRbot: Quote #143: "Mucus is extremely motivating." —Kathleen [2015-04-20]
tyrsredritehand: It is A problem
Juliamon: Potassium/magnesium deficiency
Radyin: !findquote mucus
LRRbot: Quote #143: "Mucus is extremely motivating." —Kathleen [2015-04-20]
electra310: Charlie horse is often potassium
mtvcdm: Generally we don't take suggestions for Quotes, Graham lrrBEEJ
Diabore: !quote 8169
LRRbot: Quote #8169: "Carcinization comes for us all." —Graham [2022-08-15]
amative1: we did not log that one yet
ComradeMik: either potassium or magnesium
BrowneePoints: Electrolyte imbalance, vessel constriction, muscle fatigue
Manae: A banana couldn't hurt to try and fix it
Loonatic93: It's some combination of Potassium/Sodium/Calcium/Magnesium.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: electrolytes can do that. Potassium in particular messes with muscle fibers IIRC.
zed_alpha: @TehAmelie That actually happens to my partner a lot. I don't know about other folks but in their case it is definitely a potassium and/or magnesium deficiency
MrQBear: I thought dehydration also caused leg problems
CouldntPickAUsername: our bodies are just a condemned building slowly falling down
DigitalSeahorse: xD
BusTed: thejen9Eggy
ShaneLeeAtk: Mine are nerve damage. They suck...........
Sogheim: Charlie Horse was Lamb Chop's friend?
hi_im_emily: @tehamelie i have to keep my diet low in potassium and that's deffo something that happens to me
s4mwise_ow: !findquote crab
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: jeSUS
asthanius: charles horse is draggin that wagon
fastlane250: lrrWOW
Radyin: !quote 3632
DigitalSeahorse: lrrIAN
ani_laurel: A chuck is a part of the wagon
DigitalSeahorse: I've never heard of it
SymphonicLolita: charles entertainment wagon
BrowneePoints: "Often, cowboys showed up for work with little more than the clothes on their backs, so there was also space for bedrolls, blankets, and slickers. Since the cowboys referred to their meals as “chuck,” an English term that referred to good, hearty food, this new invention became known as the chuck wagon."
NewtyNewts: You put chucked corn in it for ballast
AzaleaCloud: I've gotten those charley horses from hell too. Used to, anyway.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: general Western Northern America IIRC
mtvcdm: BrowneePoints beat me
damn_i_am_pretty: look, Chuck E Cheese had to start somewhere
zed_alpha: On TOP of it, @BrowneePoints , nice job!
Arclight_Dynamo: From Wiki: The term "chuck wagon" comes from "chuck", a slang term for food, and not from the nickname for "Charles".
Radyin: !quote 3632
LRRbot: Quote #3632: "What do you DO with 30 liters of mucus?" —Tally [2016-11-18]
StageMgrRob: Chuck is an old american slang term for food
Loonatic93: I actually have to take 3 large Potassium pills daily to keep my Urine pH high due to Kidney Stone issues.
fcloud: categories: "canadian"
Alas_Babylon: Why do they call it a chuck wagon when you chuck of the cold horse hot out eat the horse
mtvcdm: This could go real well or real bad.
Grevas13: i almost went to google it myself, then remembered everyone else here's a nerd too
plummeting_sloth: mobile canteens in the military also got known as chucks
AzaleaCloud: @Alas_Babylon SAEOIRHWSTERHWT *pounds desk*
bytecaster: I feel like the crab legs would be optimal here
sirspate: breakdancing fun
mtvcdm: Someone's going to find the rhythm here and rack up like 20
zed_alpha: Hearing Beej slowly and methodically work through all the curse words in his vocabulary has been great.
plummeting_sloth: LOOVE DDR
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sirspate: 2D DDR
sirderp123gg: why is graham bald
BrowneePoints: Oh it's a twerk challenge!
Sogheim: is it worth it? let me work it
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Rhythm Cafe has prepared Ian well for this
Juliamon: !graham
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Juliamon: sirderp123gg ^^
Alas_Babylon: @AzaleaCloud I feel like I could have made that work better, but I appreciate it lol
mtvcdm: Defend the Cafe's honor, Ian!
hi_im_emily: dunce dunce revolution
TehAmelie: just gotta rub down those buttons like a [expletive deleted]
zed_alpha: HELL yeah
Foxmar320: LOL
GhostofJeffGoldblum: YES IAN
Koshindan: This seems dirty.
Juliamon: TECH
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
DeM0nFiRe: FBtouchdown
laikagoat: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
AzaleaCloud: WOAH IAN
sirspate: this raccoon ddrs
BusTed: Such rhythm.
SquidVorb: YESSSS
BirkaBirkowski: HES GAMING
CaptainSpam: THERE we go!
head_cannon: FBtouchdown
Fruan: Yessssss
AzaleaCloud: FBtouchdown
hi_im_emily: HOLKY FUCK
ElementalAlchemist: Success!
LarkSachrosis: benginChamp
Foxmar320: Twerk OP
BrowneePoints: Ian is teabagging the switches
mtvcdm: HONOR DEFENDED
YeetTheRich_: G A M E R
tyrsredritehand: He honored Nihon.
SoaringDragon42: O_O
Nukified: cheat mode enabled
MomoNo9: get your tiny feeties on the button
SmoreThanAFeelin: Wooooooo
Sheikun07: Master strats
Alas_Babylon: MAX 400
Sogheim: casual 29
control_rig: Grind some stank on it
Grevas13: yeah, rub those "legs" on the buttons
SpaceBattery: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
plummeting_sloth: gentlemen, we have found The Tech
BusTed: It's all in the hips.
Juliamon: Parrot those buttons
AzaleaCloud: Button meta solved.
control_rig: That face...
the_lone_bard: Graham, did you ask Sempai to forgive you just this once?
Mattmitchell45: It's that dancing kid gif
bytecaster: We have found the "Meta"
sirspate: what are you doing with those pillows
RealGamerCow: Holy shit I am deceased
Diabore: NO
ANeMzero: off by 1
BrowneePoints: Off by One
ElementalAlchemist: oh, so close
Alas_Babylon: Off By One
hi_im_emily: damn, almost nice
MadWolf1290: off by one
underhill33: god dammit
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh Graham off by one,oh no
MomoNo9: flail!
mowdownjoe: Almost nice!
NewtyNewts: ALMOST!!!!
CouldntPickAUsername: Graham just wrecking everyone
NimrodXIV: so close
MrPhlip: sergeOffByOne
hi_im_emily: it's the serge nice
Juliamon: sergeOffByOne
Alex_Frostfire: sergeOffByOne
SoaringDragon42: so close!
Alas_Babylon: sergeOffByOne
BrowneePoints: that was a Nic score
Foxmar320: 68? Sorry G not good enough.
FITorion: thank you
BirkaBirkowski: this one of those easier said than done things
Ranakel: Benjamin "Excited to ruin this" Wheeler
Zu_o: @zed_alpha A+ titl
Zu_o: title*
Grevas13: another clip for the therapist
shurtal: Beej is both Sheamus and Cesaro? i KNEW IT
AzaleaCloud: So are you Sheamus or Cesaro?
AzaleaCloud: FUCK, I was a tiny bit too slow.
BrowneePoints: I have 2 sets and both need sent in for repair
Foxmar320: Yesssssssss
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh Nelly might run away with it here
shurtal: @AzaleaCloud we're on the same page
Foxmar320: Nelly going for the high score
pimiento: elfunkSickest
MadWolf1290: 69 and STOP
zed_alpha: tiltyhEXTREME tiltyhEXTREME tiltyhEXTREME tiltyhEXTREME
mtvcdm: This is the worst massage parlor
SquidVorb: $5
DeM0nFiRe: Wow
ElementalAlchemist: whoa!
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
ANeMzero: icne
GhostofJeffGoldblum: E C I N
objectivefailure: ecin
RockPusher: ecin
fastlane250: ecin
Cephallope: ecin
NimrodXIV: ecin
SymphonicLolita: reverse nice!
airylan: ecin
hi_im_emily: ah, after the breakup
NewtyNewts: eciN
BrowneePoints: All I can think of is that line from Step Brothers of "I'm gonna rub my nuts all over your drumset!"
AzaleaCloud: NEL-SON NEL-SON
mowdownjoe: !eciN
SpaceBattery: ecin
brunomant_: ecin
A_Dub888: e c i n
hexi_lexi234: ECIN
62MGcobra: ecin
head_cannon: ecin
squ3e: ecin
laundreydhull: LUL
adambomb625: ecin
SquidVorb: ecin
Mattmitchell45: Cardboard box fight sticks exist...you wouldn't want to throw out the buttons
laikagoat: E C I N
korvys: ecin
SmoreThanAFeelin: ecin
BirkaBirkowski: "you can get 100 if you're good at this" Nelly, the guy who got 96
AzaleaCloud: eciN
airylan: ceni
Twilight_Spark: Okay, yes. But also it's fun with kids so what do you do.
ElektroTal: my man just went and donkey konga'd his way to history
MAPBoardgames: Next time on TTSF: carboard controller
milk_the_cow_to_earn_gems: is this nellys first time? /j
hi_im_emily: @browneepoints it's the fuckin catalina wine mixer
ArcLightningCanuck: This looks like a "just kick it" one.
AzaleaCloud: "Syahn," if you wish to pronounce it phonetically.
YeetTheRich_: brrrr
Foxmar320: :D
the_lone_bard: The Labo seemed like a fun concept, but was made by cardboard and I am just never going to pay someone $80 for some cardboard crafts.
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
Foxmar320: G OUT
Laogeodritt: At the volumes they're producing it, I would imagine the injection moulding of the controller's casing isn't much of the overall cost—the electronics are probably a big chunk of that, especially with the wireless comms.
Koshindan: Vrrrrooom.
NimrodXIV: GG
mtvcdm: And just leaves
tehfewl: Vroom
DigitalSeahorse: lrrWHEELER lrrNELSON lrrIAN lrrBEEJ lrrGRAHAM
AzaleaCloud: Graham's like "LATER SUCKERS"
gibbousm: My people need me!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
SmoreThanAFeelin: hahahaha
Zandivya: ramaO
SquidVorb: ZOOOM
Nukified: peace
ButButTheJesus: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE
mtvcdm: !clip
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hexi_lexi234: LUL
TehAmelie: that one WENT. . .oh, not the ball
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh my god i cant breathe
MomoNo9: goodbye!
electra310: His people need him!
RealGamerCow: nyooom
ElektroTal: has graham not glurp'd before?
Alas_Babylon: "aight ima head out"
Ranakel: I'M FREEE
DarthRagnar815: KPOPdance
Juliamon: I was DRINKING Graham
quillilian: I know only SPEED
MomoNo9: yer gone!
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Koshindan: Can you lift it above your head and drive off?
MomoNo9: ZOOM
fastlane250: It didn't go, but you WENT.
YeetTheRich_: glurp only knows go
BrowneePoints: @ElektroTal He has! multiple times!
MomoNo9: @juliamon Quit drinking Graham
control_rig: Hard! Hard! (Anbd other Curling references)
LurkerSpine: wait, are you supposed to get it next to the flag?
stevefromdetroit: nice on!
ButButTheJesus: @MomoNo9 :D
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amative1: Nice On1
TehAmelie: almost halfway
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adamjford: zoom zoom
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amative1: On! even
NewtyNewts: Nice approach...
korvys: Pétanque
MomoNo9: can you grab and zoom?
objectivefailure: This motorized bocce ball is interesting.
DigitalSeahorse: so it's boche ball but with bigger ball than you
zed_alpha: oh no, your butt is constantly accelerating
Zandivya: coxHypers
DigitalSeahorse: jlrrNo
mtvcdm: We can add more events
TheAinMAP: It's all downhill from here.
NimrodXIV: vroom time
ArcLightningCanuck: I love Turbo Gloves!!!
hi_im_emily: i love the turbo glove. it's so bad.
stevefromdetroit: this is how i get to work every day
Foxmar320: Falling with style
zed_alpha: @LoadingReadyRun If this is the Rocketeer, who in the room is Timothy Dalton?
NewtyNewts: They've got gas meters
HadesLeprechaun: I think it's a stamina meter
mtvcdm: They only have so much juice in them and have to recharge.
frogomb: Turbo glove is so rad
MrPhlip: yeah, seems like they need to recharge
RealGamerCow: the pliet(?) to the finish
MAPBoardgames: Brenden "Beej" "The Bar" Dery
mtvcdm: There's no meter.
zed_alpha: Slow and steady knocks over the trash can.
korvys: Literal rocket raccoon
Akaiatana: A Hovercat
airylan: now that's a rocket Racoon.
ComradeMik: a rocket racoon if you will
laundreydhull: such decadence, lrrIAN seabatClap
ComradeMik: dammit korvys
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: Dank memes can be beige.
ElementalAlchemist: URGH
the_lone_bard: This is what happens when you get the store brand rocket racoon.
YeetTheRich_: the lineage of jets
TehAmelie: a steely eyes rocket raccoon
DigitalSeahorse: this is like Mario tanuki
SnackPak_: nice thrust vectoring
TehAmelie: eyed
a_pidgeon: We have Rocket Racoon at home
JadedCynic: You have SPACE JUMP, Ian - why don't you just use SPACE JUMP?!? Kappa
DekiSystem: oh no poor ian
A_Dub888: Now THIS is Podracing
tyrsredritehand: like a jet powered trash panda
plummeting_sloth: you definitely seem stickier than normal
public_key_reveal_party: Ian did sound like a thwomp there for a sec
goombalax: POG racing
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGRAHAM lrrGRAHAM lrrGRAHAM
Sniknob: PodChamp
plummeting_sloth: Is this Podracing
ArcLightningCanuck: burst of flight altenativng with rolling
Akaiatana: It's pod-people racing
LarkSachrosis: Try spinning, that's a neat trick!
ContingentCat: Now, is this Podracing?
jameswanders: My friends son has subverted "We have x at home". They have a 3D printer and whenever he sees a toy he's like "we can make that at home"
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Graham "Active Gamer" Stark
AzaleaCloud: FBtouchdown
MrPhlip: the : D glurpface is soo cute
DigitalSeahorse: tootClap tootClap tootClap
mtvcdm: Very nice.
A_Dub888: FBtouchdown
ArcLightningCanuck: Way to go!
control_rig: NOICE!
laikagoat: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
GhostofJeffGoldblum: spin to win baby
stevefromdetroit: just like in real life
control_rig: Like you just don't care
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
korvys: Wave your hands in the air like you just down care
Zandivya: nagaiyWow
TehAmelie: me, i wonder what you could do by pointing the thrusters straight back in freefall
JadedCynic: @jameswanders smart boy - hope he does well in life <3
GhostofJeffGoldblum: NELLY
mtvcdm: NELLY
NimrodXIV: well done
Nukified: superman
AzaleaCloud: NELLY
ElementalAlchemist: WHOA
control_rig: Duuuuuude
A_Dub888: FBtouchdown
DigitalSeahorse: tootClap tootClap tootClap tootClap
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
PotatoWraiths: buttery
Seth_Erickson: Nelly Gamer PogChamp
laikagoat: seabatClap critroleTouchdown seabatClap critroleTouchdown seabatClap
TehAmelie: wowsers
Drasvin: FBtouchdown
TheAinMAP: FBtouchdown
head_cannon: Nicely done.
jameswanders: nice
Nicky_B_87: Pro Gamer Strats
ContingentCat: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SoaringDragon42: Nelly WIN!
SpaceBattery: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
amative1: Going forth!
Akaiatana: Moving with Glurpose!
ANeMzero: Ever forth, always learning
plummeting_sloth: it's sort of an unofficial catchup mechanic
sirspate: them going 5th should do even.. better?
AzaleaCloud: SALLY FOR- *jaw falls off* SALLY FOR- *jaw falls off*
ElementalAlchemist: ow
mtvcdm: You *can* defer your turn. But we don't do that.
ElementalAlchemist: ouch
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh that was close
AzaleaCloud: Daaang, Wheeler.
DigitalSeahorse: tootClap katesJam tootClap
MadWolf1290: AND ACROSS THE LINE
stevefromdetroit: wheeler was on a roll there
NimrodXIV: Beej!
TehAmelie: hooray!
Giraldi657: gg everyone. :)
AzaleaCloud: lrrBEEEJ FootGoal
Zandivya: coxNotThatDrunk
ElementalAlchemist: Drink Glurp More!
NimrodXIV: do itttt
MAPBoardgames: No fear!
LordZarano: Only 3 points between the top 3
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Larkonus: 77 months of an increasing quantity of GLURP!
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MAPBoardgames: MAXIMUM GLURP!
YeetTheRich_: oh boy
Nukified: uh oh, hard mode
YeetTheRich_: here we go
niccus: Applied Glurping
GhostofJeffGoldblum: This isn't regular Glurp. This is...Advanced Glurp
Diabore: we did the first time we glurped
zed_alpha: Advanced Glurp crawls out of the TV like Sadako from The Ring and just gives every player a wedgie.
mtvcdm: Time to turn up the wick.
Scy_Anide: Hubris
laikagoat: i think the first time glurp we finished with some advanced
MomoNo9: so much Glurp
Koshindan: Random numbing glurp.
KaleidoscopeMind: in this one, specifically
baskwalla: So much Glurp, and yet we crave more
TehAmelie: the delay between activations seems devious
mtvcdm: You specifically asked for this precise situation you've been placed in, to exacting standards.
MomoNo9: advance the Glurp
public_key_reveal_party: I wanna use this level to teach chaos theory
NewtyNewts: More gyms need Gladiators
zed_alpha: Getting murdered by fitness equipment to a cheering crowd.
Mattmitchell45: That's just jail
adambomb625: Does this round have a modifier?
ButButTheJesus: hup! hup! hup! hup! hup!
MomoNo9: This round IS a modifier
TehAmelie: the dream is to hog all the balls and pin them on the ground
zed_alpha: As Richard Glurpfield intended.
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Natimus_Prime: Have we had enough glurp yet?
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jameswanders: this is entirely normal
rogerivany: Who won game 1?
mtvcdm: This is how the founding fathers of Glurp envisioned it
plummeting_sloth: it's a game of angry inches
BusTed: Moral victory.
plummeting_sloth: honestly, if I go to KFC and say I want an embarrassment of chicken, they should know what I mean
stevefromdetroit: all the hedwigs
Diabore: @rogerivany 1-beej, 2-graham, 3-ian
DigitalSeahorse: katesPride
laundreydhull: wow, lrrWHEELER was right.
serramarkov: Darn, I was hoping for a 5 way tie.
laundreydhull: biblethump
ComradeMik: you're right wheeler, that was embarrassing
laundreydhull: wut?
rogerivany: @rogerivany Thank you
Loonatic93: So, is this game giving new ideas for QWERPline Sponsers?
SquidVorb: ?
laundreydhull: BibleThump
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Koshindan: I wonder how many points you can get doing nothing.
AzaleaCloud: LUL
SquidVorb: LUL
SymphonicLolita: LUL
plummeting_sloth: was getting some Tinder Sweat there
AzaleaCloud: "I make a mean Pop Tart!"
stevefromdetroit: i'm not here to yuck anyone's yum
the_lone_bard: Nelly multitasking, setting up his Tinder profile while playing Glurp.
plummeting_sloth: I can only speak french through a trombone
KaleidoscopeMind: oh i thought G meant speaking French and playing trombone were connected
MomoNo9: @kaleidoscopemind same
Akaiatana: Nelson has the full Toot Suite
asthanius: "Womp womp"
fastlane250: LUL
LoadingReadyRun: RNG clearly stands for Really Nextlevel Gaming
stevefromdetroit: faire de shampooing
MomoNo9: @plummeting_sloth ahh the great connection
DAC169: omlette du fromage
excalgold: I speak trombo and play french?
Sibwow: abolishing the word streamer
DigitalSeahorse: Je jou la trombone
duckace11: ah yes flying duck airlines. The only airline I trust
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! How goes the Glurpening?
plummeting_sloth: god our arms look terrifying
korvys: You look like the glurp version of those shitty crows from Bloodborne
AzaleaCloud: Still better than Air Canada.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Ah, the miracle of life.
Foxmar320: It do be like this
jameswanders: this seems... less than advanced
AzaleaCloud: *finger guns at Nelly* :D Knew you guys would appreciate that one.
Alex_Frostfire: Oh my gosh, the tagline. "Going south, fast."
DigitalSeahorse: flying raccoon again
Arclight_Dynamo: Air Canada is bad. It is still not the worst Canadian airline.
Arclight_Dynamo: Let THAT sink in.
Lysander_salamander: Hello folks!
Arclight_Dynamo: Genuinely, I think the CBC should have a look at The Panalysts.
baskwalla: Cause he was SO fast
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @Lysander_salamander !
ElementalAlchemist: tiltyhPLS
TotallyNotaBeholder: @Arclight_Dynamo Who let the sink out in the first place?
Lysander_salamander: nice
SymphonicLolita: bloop
GhostofJeffGoldblum: work smarter, not harder
Arclight_Dynamo: @TotallyNotaBeholder I believe I have been quoted out of context. Kappa
stevefromdetroit: Graham "alpha flight" Stark
PharaohBender27: @stevefromdetroit ... But lrrGRAHAM 's on Night Watch!
zed_alpha: The aheglurp faces that the glurpers are making right at the end of each round are really disconcerting. I can't unsee those now.
Lysander_salamander: ew
ElementalAlchemist: why
TotallyNotaBeholder: @Arclight_Dynamo isn't that half the fun?
Lysander_salamander: yay
control_rig: Strats
MadWolf1290: good recovery
stevefromdetroit: @PharaohBender27 - i know, but i couldn't think of a night watch....heck flight watch! there it is
Koshindan: What's the burrs that could happen?
JadedCynic: yeah, don't chase the burrs, go to where they WILL be after a bounce or two
control_rig: Snatched defeat from the jaws of victory
DigitalSeahorse: tootClap tootClap tootClap
AzaleaCloud: It's okay, Wheeler just had to circle around and approach from the southwest.
SymphonicLolita: wooo channel points
Zandivya: Lenny Kravitz would be proud
DigitalSeahorse: katesPride katesPride katesPride
MrPhlip: wow, 65% of chat got the prediction right, that's impressive on a 5-way
JadedCynic: NO bendy, no elbows
AzaleaCloud: O_O
NimrodXIV: rude
zed_alpha: @Zandivya wasn't that Seal?
theamc2000: Sip Mas Glurp!
SymphonicLolita: LUL
RealGamerCow: Business idea: Squishy joycon toy that you can huck across the room
notthepenguins: Ghosts????
control_rig: "Fooled you"
Foxmar320: Wow rude hurdles
mtvcdm: Advanced Glurp techniques
DigitalSeahorse: real hurdles aren't as hard as this
Cptasparagus: You can get 100 broken Wii Remotes for $179 on ebay
a_pidgeon: @RealGamerCow Joycon inside a bouncy ball
GhostofJeffGoldblum: luckily in Glurpland, the brain moved into the torso years ago. the head is purely vestigial.
Zandivya: @zed_alpha That's a different flying song ramaLul
AzaleaCloud: *smack head into hurdle* aeiou *smack head into another hurdle* aeiou
ANeMzero: In the original japanese "Glurp" is called Balrog
jameswanders: can you roll under
ani_laurel: That was delightfully unexpected
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zed_alpha: Zippity-zoop under down
shurtal: zoop, the most technical term
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RealGamerCow: just half a-press
Larkonus: Really, the winning strategy is just to drink the most Glurp.
AzaleaCloud: Just play gooder than me 4Head
jameswanders: at this point I'd accept different _or_ better
zed_alpha: Drink More Glurp is the Dave's Spokesman's favorite sporting event.
kynelwynn: "All you gotta do it is different and better" - you just became Twitch chat
aZephyrSage: just stop doing it bad and do it good instead
DigitalSeahorse: ed22WIGGLE katesWiggle katesJam yay
GhostofJeffGoldblum: If I were playing, I would simply play optimally mattlrGolden
YeetTheRich_: if it were me I would have simply dodged the hurdles
the_lone_bard: To win, reduce your opponents life points to 0.
JadedCynic: damn, now I want hickory sticks
asthanius: Alive?
DigitalSeahorse: "Go forward."
AzaleaCloud: Dammit, you beat me to it @the_lone_bard
asthanius: Does Wheeler think websites are alive?
DarkNacht: gamefaqs is still allive
NewtyNewts: Just watch as next round doesn't have DNF as an option.
MrPhlip: now I want to see if there's a Glurp TAS
zed_alpha: just an ascii picture of a dude crying, "I don't know, man, just don't throw the joycon or something."
El_Funko: Wait so I should stop watching this tutorial on how to play the Trombone?
Zandivya: The asci art for this game would be amazing
DigitalSeahorse: go left
CaffeinatedLemur: I should pick up jerky at the factory store next time I am at the coast
DigitalSeahorse: I mean go right
Diabore: for chat, the predict is for next round
Nicky_B_87: @NewtyNewts That's what I'm hoping for
JadedCynic: <--- has GameFAQS open in anotehr tab right now (it's full of ads for gamespot's sponsors, but the walkthrus are still there)
mtvcdm: Tutorials just generally are useless for Glurp, because there's SO MANY possible combinations of event, sponsor, and course layout that it'll never give you the tips for the thing you're actually facing.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Beej no, that's how the robot uprising begins.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: The machine would rebel.
CaffeinatedLemur: "We made an AI play Glurp... it now hates humanity"
mtvcdm: The only thing a tutorial might do for Glurp is the single-player challenges, which here we don't do.
Seth_Erickson: I'm counting on you Wheeler
AzaleaCloud: @mtvcdm Yeah, but that's why it's got so much replay value. You're never playing the same set of events twice.
zed_alpha: ah yes, "We forced an AI to play this, now we're all wanted for what are technically war crimes."
saucemaster5000: (For folks curious, Adam Savidan is officially double Boshy)
excalgold: @GhostofJeffGoldblum i for one welcome our future robot Rulers
niccus: he beat boshy today??!?
KeytarCat: @saucemaster5000 YOOOO
a_pidgeon: There are in fact Drink More Glurp speedruns
zed_alpha: @saucemaster5000 hell yeah, he re-upped his bosh certification?
saucemaster5000: just finished yeah
Zandivya: You win best dancer ramaV
JadedCynic: congrats to Adam! lrrHEART
AzaleaCloud: YEET
Foxmar320: Nice air!
Nicky_B_87: Oh good he finally got it
NewtyNewts: Hell yeah!
GDwarble: Hmm, y'know, I think most of these minigames would be pretty ideal for training an AI on. They have one goal that increases linearly, no backtracking required, no local maximums...
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NimrodXIV: grats to Adam
AzaleaCloud: And grats to Adam. ^^
DigitalSeahorse: woot
MAPBoardgames: lrrADAM = ItsBoshyTime
hi_im_emily: the triple .83
cephalidsquid: Congrats to Adam
Seth_Erickson: BusTed did it
BusTed: tqsAngel
drcthulu: he said he'd do it for $5000
asthanius: He said he's never doing it again
thraximore: FBtouchdown
Sarah_Serinde: It was one of his mods
drcthulu: 1.5 million
EvilBadman: It was BusTED
Nicky_B_87: Yes no DNF
ArcLightningCanuck: There are speed runs for the solo challenges in this game - depressing to watch.
NewtyNewts: Oh no, no DNF here
amative1: Wait, is it possible to DNF this?
BusTed: It was a one-time thing.
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
NimrodXIV: oh this is gonna honk
Juliamon: It was disabled after redemption
fastlane250: yeet.
DAC169: LUL
Diabore: cant dnf!
FITorion: I have no idea what Game Adam was playing or any of what's happening in it... Despite watching
NewtyNewts: Maybe 0.00 distance?
YeetTheRich_: bonk
Nicky_B_87: Easy points!
ButButTheJesus: BLA-BLAM
Getter404: Geeeeeet DUNKED
niccus: this spoon is too big
MrPhlip: John Cage's Egg and Spoon Race
SmoreThanAFeelin: HYAH
SquareDotCube: MAH SPOON IS TOO BIG
MAPBoardgames: 0m = DNF
DiscordianTokkan: NYEH
ContingentCat: well that's one strategy
DigitalSeahorse: bbyyyyyye
stevefromdetroit: you're doing great sweetie
mtvcdm: DNF! DNF!
DAC169: Ian? LUL
NewtyNewts: Here's our DNF!
JadedCynic: 3
Foxmar320: welp
Lysander_salamander: aw
amative1: 0!
DigitalSeahorse: wompwomp
VorlonScout: Egg?
niccus: lost on the way to the egg
MrPhlip: Does that count as a DNF? lrrJUDGE
jameswanders: more of a did not start, really
Foxmar320: At least the egg survived
DarkNacht: 0 is still a finish
AzaleaCloud: Ian died on the way back to his egg.
PharaohBender27: :O
LarkSachrosis: We take those
mtvcdm: DNBreakEgg
amative1: If that's not a DNF, then a DNF isn't possible, because you'll always score at least 0
DigitalSeahorse: gooooooo
amative1: It won't give you a negative distance
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Give me a large enough fulcrum, and I will move the egg.
AzaleaCloud: Beeee the lawnmower.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Lysander_salamander: oh no
NimrodXIV: started good
amative1: THERE
NewtyNewts: Other DNF?
JadedCynic: like a wheelbarrow without wheels...a sledge?
AzaleaCloud: LUL
hi_im_emily: jiangshi does not do well with spoon
mtvcdm: And somehow Ian wasn't the worst
DigitalSeahorse: EGG
DigitalSeahorse: common egg
Nigouki: Ian will win this because he's the only one who did NOT break his egg
GhostofJeffGoldblum: easy...easy......
stevefromdetroit: doo eet
DigitalSeahorse: doh
Foxmar320: foxmarBAN foxmarEG
gibbousm: Wheeler and Egg
PharaohBender27: :D
BusTed: Disaster.
Lysander_salamander: dang it
asthanius: Like pulling a tablecloth
DAC169: LUL
Koshindan: The tablecloth pull.
Nukified: wrong egg
HadesLeprechaun: the rug pull!
SnackPak_: impressive
randombillfolds: Sweep the egg.
AzaleaCloud: I mean... If the contest were the tablecloth trick...!
BusTed: thejen9Eggy
SmoreThanAFeelin: hahaha
AzaleaCloud: XD
NimrodXIV: tablecloth trick doesn't work
shurtal: Ah, the fiercest of competition
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: wanna see a magic trick
Diabore: so refund or???
ladylinzington: and the flowers are still standing!
JadedCynic: "And the EGG does not move!" Tadah!
DigitalSeahorse: katesRip ed22RIP
NewtyNewts: Dang.
Nicky_B_87: And I broke even!
amative1: I feel cheated.
PharaohBender27: @amative1 Ditto
theamc2000: wheelerGre wheelerEed
NewtyNewts: So cheated.
mtvcdm: Oh no!
RealGamerCow: Wheeler is the "SHIT.....I'm okay." meme
Diabore: fwiw, i wouldnt have complained about a full refund
shurtal: is this the Columbian Egg?
MrPhlip: whether or not the game can DNF is something you should have taken into account when predicting, IMO
YeetTheRich_: somebody teach wheeler how to pilot eggs wheelerKappa
stevefromdetroit: my precious internet points
Mattmitchell45: Can't stop!
electra310: There's a Grahamapus controlling him
Foxmar320: Ahh yes bombs
excalgold: man this new Phineas and ferb song is pretty scary.....
DigitalSeahorse: fireworks are afoot
fastlane250: Once you pop, you just can't stop.
until_may: once you pop the fun could stop, but I wouldnt reccomend it
mtvcdm: Walk lightly or the bombs will go off. It's etiquette training.
Mattmitchell45: You'd think a Platypus would score better
JadedCynic: @amative1 yeah, but to be fair, this was the chance we took, that event #4 would not allow the possiblity of DNF HahaShrugLeft HahaBall HahaShrugRight
DigitalSeahorse: what's the object
YeetTheRich_: this however goes to negatives I believe
stevefromdetroit: number go up
DigitalSeahorse: oh
JadedCynic: turn the wheeel as much as you can
SoaringDragon42: So as long as your positive, you're good XD
LinearGif: Turn the wheel around, love to hear percussion
mtvcdm: If you touch the ground *hard*. If you step lightly the bombs won't go off.
HadesLeprechaun: only if they hit ground hard
Loonatic93: Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal.
electra310: Let us sum it up, it was a strange set of circumstances! I fell down the hill, now I've got Glurp on my hands! And there's bombs on my fingers and I just can't stop!
Koshindan: You're already having a hard enough time.
JadedCynic: be GENTLE maybe?
SquidVorb: mmm lithium
Pteraspidomorphi: I would if I were able..
Lysander_salamander: maybe I should watch that show
serramarkov: And you get in your car and you drive real far
zed_alpha: BOING
Lysander_salamander: yay
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahahah
hi_im_emily: haha gravity go whee
AzaleaCloud: So far Ian is the only one that's done a spin that counts under Price Is Right rules. XD
MrPhlip: oh no my computer is suddenly struggling to watch the stream
niccus: hey, it's the 20-year anniversary of Move Your Feet!
excalgold: Knigthsabers level of hoppy feet darn
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "We strapped bombs to this racoon; you won't believe what happened!"
zed_alpha: then it goes flying back making mini-me noises as it crosses the shot
JadedCynic: "it's not racoon season, dear."
MadWolf1290: "Another racoon!" "nope, same one"
DigitalSeahorse: nice
asthanius: Move Your Feet was 2002
MomoNo9: Recurring Raccoon!
Nigouki: awww
hi_im_emily: alright, front seats win
asthanius: Sorry Graham
electra310: Ohhhh, the racoon is a metaphor!
MomoNo9: nope nope actual raccoon
PharaohBender27: @hi_im_emily Except the prediction is for Round 6, and isn't this Round 5?
AzaleaCloud: XD
Zandivya: Things just got wheel
Lysander_salamander: you're on the board!
Koshindan: sergeOffByOne
DigitalSeahorse: awww
DEATHlikescats: this game is BRUTAL
AzaleaCloud: Wheeler, how? This event is named after you.
hi_im_emily: fuc.
electra310: The government's a platypus, it's all just propaganda!
DigitalSeahorse: xD
excalgold: Wheel Wheel Wheel if it isnt a totally unpredictable mutator for the event
SymphonicLolita: glurp keeps you humble
MrPhlip: yeah, I always run predictions for the following round, so you can predict freely without the events on-stream skewing things
NightValien28: elden ring got nothing on glurp
DigitalSeahorse: macaroni arms
azureHaights: Was Graham doing the Single Ladies dance
hi_im_emily: @electra310 isn't propaganda what a brit does when they want to take a closer look at something
ArcLightningCanuck: use bumpers to jump
stevefromdetroit: this is my exact understanding of basketball
AzaleaCloud: Just turrible.
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Seth_Erickson: She has never known defeat Graham
SFSMaus: Congrats rf232!
excalgold: is this is how (american) football works ? wait no my mother isnt disappointed i dont understand how this works
serramarkov: Congrats, @rf232 ! Enjoy, good health to all!
Foxmar320: lol
SymphonicLolita: LUL
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
NewtyNewts: lol
Diabore: very nice g
Foxmar320: Wow
DigitalSeahorse: if only could get it to bounce on top of the column
DiscordianTokkan: Lol
JadedCynic: ZING!
PharaohBender27: Congratulations, @rf232 !
Amentur: LUL
YeetTheRich_: very good
JadedCynic: lrrWOW
ButButTheJesus: GRAHAM. YES.
northos: lol big same Graham, Malenia is a pain
thraximore: umbral4KEKW
SmoreThanAFeelin: Congrats @rf232 !!
Foxmar320: It took me forever to be her
DigitalSeahorse: F
Foxmar320: beat*
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Lysander_salamander: oh jeez
Diabore: sooooo tie?
kynelwynn: TBF to the guy, he has died too. He doesn't always get the win
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
SydPreviouslyHeadache: let her solo me was great
Nicky_B_87: Oh no it's a draw right now
BigBut5: Hi everyone, just got in to bed and saw you were live so droped by
ANeMzero: I summoned someone roleplaying as Melina and she absolutely destroyed her.
Seth_Erickson: Malenia is such a tough fight but goddamn is she the coolest boss aesthetically.
marxmarksman: I was expecting Malenia to become the new Lady Dmitrescu
EricTheOrange: I'm not up to date with this "let me solo her" thing, what are they talking about?\
hi_im_emily: front seats win
Abelzumi: Why only five glurpers tonight?
NewtyNewts: Nelly
Diabore: @hi_im_emily why? nelly is also first
Wolveroo: Watching this with my Wife on our Anniversary we Love you guys
AzaleaCloud: Cop didn't see it, double didn't dribble.
zed_alpha: @EricTheOrange A really, really cool person in the Elden Ring community who co-ops to solo tricky bosses for people who can't beat them.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I am a genius! Oh no!
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eric_christian_berg: This is some fine ballet.
kusinohki: I like the playframe dark souls community with their theme of "dan hunters"
MrPhlip: boo, ties make prediction man sad :(
DarkNacht: Everyone wins
Diabore: soooo refund?
JadedCynic: sigh
MadWolf1290: refund?
PharaohBender27: Refund!
NewtyNewts: I 'won' a refund!
JadedCynic: yeah, refunded
zed_alpha: oh don't say that out loud, Graham
Diabore: everyone wins!
mtvcdm: Carry it over to this one?
JadedCynic: yay I broke even!
Pteraspidomorphi: Technically haven't lost yet
Lysander_salamander: is there a way to get like 12 people into an Elden Ring session?
JadedCynic: @mtvcdm nope, refunds have already happened, prediction over :\
BigBut5: Sadly going to have to follow through with sleep tonight as it’s 3am and I have a drs appointment in The morning. Take care y’all, and thanks for playing more glurp!!
MrPhlip: see, this would've been a great round for the DNF prediction
Foxmar320: Got there
Lysander_salamander: yay
DigitalSeahorse: tootClap
LinearGif: The welcoming exit slime
Abelzumi: Let Me Glurp Her
TotallyNotaBeholder: What is today's safety fluid Ken?
AzaleaCloud: Let Me President Her
mtvcdm: More Glurp
bytecaster: Monkey Paw
DigitalSeahorse: doh
HadesLeprechaun: the diamond where all momentum is lost
Lysander_salamander: yas
CAKHost: I do have a copy of this game and I know if I play it enough, I might get good at the game. But I don't think that's the goal of the game, is the thing.
NewtyNewts: Yatta!
DEATHlikescats: niiiice
damn_i_am_pretty: the James Turner Memorial Diamond
stevefromdetroit: @TotallyNotaBeholder - as someone who had to update our safety data sheets today at work, please no more safety fluids
Arclight_Dynamo: Imagine running full-tilt, face-first into a 50' cube of Jello.
Lysander_salamander: put them in the ball-waxer
CAKHost: Then again, maybe I am just thinking of that with the single player experience vs. multiplayer.
hi_im_emily: holy fuck wheeler
MrPhlip: here's a fun long shot for the prediction crowd
DigitalSeahorse: noooo
NimrodXIV: nooo
excalgold: but is the Athlete properly based ?
DiscordianTokkan: Athletes stored like Outlaw Star pilots/androids
excalgold: includeing goblin green rim!
EvilBadman: "OK, 400 point relay team"
Malkmaven1176: dnf
pimiento: there are valve trombones
Lysander_salamander: aw
ElementalAlchemist: wow, so rude
DigitalSeahorse: ed22WIGGLE
hi_im_emily: are they called trombonists or tromboners
AzaleaCloud: "I was a trombone in high school. I passed French with flying colors."
zed_alpha: Okay forgive my ignorance, but a euphonium is like a scrawny tuba, right?
ElementalAlchemist: Euphonium is a proper instrument, dangit
Loonatic93: I was a Baritone/Trombone player.
DEATHlikescats: ah?
NimrodXIV: oofa
DiscordianTokkan: Nooooo
Lysander_salamander: almost
DigitalSeahorse: ed22B
SquidVorb: right there
DAC169: so close aipCry
excalgold: @hi_im_emily i knew some one that played trombone that was unpleasent so.....he at least was a tromboner
DigitalSeahorse: thegra40Shrimpspin
Akaiatana: Jazz band is like the McDLT, you have to make the cool side stay cool
zed_alpha: dammit wheeler got there before I could
stevefromdetroit: as someone who graduated in 03 - i still call them tromboners
Abelzumi: Something to tromboast about
DarkMorford: I'm given to understand that euphoniums typically hibike!
bytecaster: Look at that orchestra, completely tromprect
a_pidgeon: If you experience a trombrection lasting more than four hours...
hi_im_emily: i can't believe you called us out like this
iris_of_ether: Percussion & low brass got into trouble together, yes
AzaleaCloud: ACTIVATE CHEAT STEP
Malkmaven1176: dnf
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
AzaleaCloud: lrrWOW
DEATHlikescats: thissss game
the_lone_bard: I think you'll find they prefer to be called Trambampolines or trambopalines.
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
hi_im_emily: FECK
MAPBoardgames: Woohoo!
Nigouki: FUCK
JadedCynic: nooooooo!
Nicky_B_87: dangit
stevefromdetroit: heck yeah
NewtyNewts: Longshots.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh, bomb hands are back :D
zed_alpha: TWENTY
AzaleaCloud: "I suggest a new strategy, R2. Let the Wookiee win."
mtvcdm: THE LONG SHOT PAYS
MrPhlip: wow, the long shot gets it
adambomb625: boom
Seth_Erickson: Should have played the long odds
PharaohBender27: EXPLOSIONS
KaleidoscopeMind: boom!
obionedrop: woo!
YeetTheRich_: oh fuck
serramarkov: poo, I wanted to lose.
zed_alpha: 23 THOUAND SKIDOO
CAKHost: I though this is the one that has bombs falling from the sky?
They_Are_Alyx: Enjoy the points, folks
Pteraspidomorphi: It seems unlikely
duckace11: oh wait I thought I voted for boom
NewtyNewts: Yup!
JonnyGlitched: I got here just in time for the break!
mtvcdm: This is where bombs just... are
hi_im_emily: i just lost 6969 dollrrs
bytecaster: This is rigged, rigged I tells ya
SFSMaus: Damn it, Ivanova wisdom failed me.
JadedCynic: there are so FEW explosive sponsors, why'd it have to be THIS one? LUL
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDOTS openseLuna lrrARROWS
PharaohBender27: I just won 19k DoLRRs!
OhaiMireiya: nice
zed_alpha: I suddenly have 75k, baby!
public_key_reveal_party: I won 27 thousand dollrrs and look forward to gambling those all away soon
ladylinzington: @OhaiMireiya 19k dollarydoos?!
SFSMaus: I said No Boom Today, Boom Tomorrow
OhaiMireiya: also hurro frens =3
iris_of_ether: I won 321 DoLRRs! :D
JadedCynic: Well, fellow "Boomn't" wagerers? "Someone set us up the bomb." :(
NewtyNewts: The game doesn't care what you want. It cares about what's funny.
ButButTheJesus: My favorite part is when they were like "ITS GLURPIN TIME" and just Glurped all over those guys
zed_alpha: @SFSMaus see, that's why you oughta listen to Susan Ivanova
NewtyNewts: There went my second 20k bet this evening.
MrPhlip: Note: because of the ad break, this prediction is for the upcoming long jump round!
stevefromdetroit: the 300 i won makes up for the 19k i lost on spoony egg
NewtyNewts: Let's go, Ian Long Shot!
zed_alpha: c'mon, Dery, papa wants a new set of stream emotes...
JonnyGlitched: I've never placed a bet and I have nearly 150k points
ShaneLeeAtk: !bgc
LRRbot: Jimmy Hinson AKA "BigGiantCircles" makes chiptunes, which are featured during commercial breaks. His music, including LRR remixes and the soundtrack for Road Quest, is available here: https://biggiantcircles.bandcamp.com/music
Tevildo: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! I didn't blip blop!
zed_alpha: @JonnyGlitched Well then time to go all in
Molladia: Do you win more depending on the % voted?
SFSMaus: Predict Beej.
JonnyGlitched: @zed_alpha no! I can't afford to lose!
Tevildo: !quote graham
LRRbot: Quote #2836: "You know, if you're a view-bot, you have to tell me." —Graham [2016-06-20]
sirspate: this song reminds me of ds9 a bit
SFSMaus: Sounds ominous
zed_alpha: Same here, @sirspate love it.
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MostExcellentHat: this really should be an olympic sport
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zed_alpha: The entire soundtrack for Road Quest was amazing
zed_alpha: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 14:33:03. lrrSPOT
stevefromdetroit: i'm wearing the scrub edition right now
NewtyNewts: Yes, you win more based on the proportion bet on the option to the total amount bet
MomoNo9: I'm a simple woman. I vote with my heart and whatever choice I see first
Tevildo: !badadvice
LRRbot: Bake your sword into a loaf of french bread.
OhaiMireiya: well I just mis clicked on my prediction, oops! Go Nelly you got this =3
zed_alpha: !findquote gambling
LRRbot: Quote #6234: "If I have to die, at least let me gamble one more time." —Serge [2019-07-24]
stevefromdetroit: !findquote flunge
LRRbot: Quote #4992: "odd that there isn't a flunge quote" — Xafty [2018-05-18]
SFSMaus: !findquote beej
zed_alpha: !findquote balloon
Tevildo: !quote wheeler
LRRbot: Quote #7985: "You can't tell me not to moan, that's like 30% of my bits." —Wheeler [2022-02-27]
Drasvin: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: honor system candy
CAKHost: Ooo candy!
NewtyNewts: !findquote bits
MadWolf1290: !findquote bomb
SFSMaus: !quote beej
LRRbot: Quote #3592: "The eyes are the gateway to the soul, the mouth is the gateway to the hole." —Beej [2016-10-31]
CAKHost: !quote bomb
GhostofJeffGoldblum: !quote bomb
Tevildo: !findquote quote
LRRbot: Quote #4225: "I'll be making quotes long after you're dead." —Ben, to Ian [2017-05-27]
zed_alpha: !quote nelson
stevefromdetroit: !findquote oops
LRRbot: Quote #6725: "You're not supposed to say 'oops' on this program! That's MY job." —Ian [2020-01-23]
Xafty: oh hey, its my quote
Tevildo: !quote nelson
LRRbot: Quote #7514: "Paul is a wizard." —Nelson [2021-03-03]
bobokiddo: !quote adam
SFSMaus: that is true
YeetTheRich_: wait what, i bet 100k points on beej but they are not showing up in the prediction details
Tevildo: !quote adam
MadWolf1290: @LRRbot the truest quote
stevefromdetroit: @Xafty - it's a good quote, we dont talk about flunging enough
Tevildo: !findquote adam
LRRbot: Quote #5123: "Adam, Adam he's our man, if he can't do it we're in deeeeep trouble." —Paul [2018-06-28]
Xafty: @stevefromdetroit i just made a comment one day and someone threw it into the database. i wasent expecting it and im happy.
mtvcdm: As always, I prefer not to add any qualifiers and just spin the wheel.
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #3: "I'm always kind of freaked out by Cam." —Tally
Mischievous_Catgeist: seabatClap
PharaohBender27: Is the prediction who's going to win next round?
PharaohBender27: (I was AFK when it was put up)
NewtyNewts: yes
Tevildo: !search for treasure
LRRbot: You find: a Potion of Healing!
amative1: @YeetTheRich_ You're def showing up as voting for option 2 (Beej)
SFSMaus: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #3601: "Don't ferment your Soylent." —Ian [2016-11-12]
Drasvin: !findquote glurp
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Tevildo: !quote beej
LRRbot: Quote #4643: "Oooooh! Legs!" —Beej [2018-01-31]
YeetTheRich_: @YeetTheRich_ weird
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Glurp?!
TheWanderingNomad: Glurp?
Lysander_salamander: squelch
OhaiMireiya: I had totally zoned out there
ButButTheJesus: IAN
baskwalla: There's always room for more Glurp
RockPusher: Glurp‽ Glurp.
PharaohBender27: tqsClap
CAKHost: *claps*
distrustingspectator: there's no gladiator que on arena anymore and im so sad. =(
Foxmar320: clap clap clap
ritchards: there we went!
mtvcdm: Into the bunker
amative1: Nice on!
JonnyGlitched: Why aren't you drinking Glurp while you play?
plummeting_sloth: your character looked so resigned during that jump
Plasterboard: Static jump!
OhaiMireiya: and then was like Buh!
zed_alpha: The calm and collected way Graham said "oh for fuck's sake" there made me snort ice cream. Damn it I should stop eating and drinking while I'm watching LRR streams lately this keeps happening
JonnyGlitched: "no more questions"
JonnyGlitched: It's like Matt Damon getting paid in real money when shilling buttcoins
erased_citizen: Well there’s my points LOL
pimiento: tqsClap
mtvcdm: "Oh no, the sponsors are throwing foreign objects onto the field again."
whitebadgerwolf88: well...don't think I'm getting those doLrrs
TheAinMAP: Zoom!
zed_alpha: C'mon, Dery, you can do this!
JonnyGlitched: The music is very chill
AzaleaCloud: @mtvcdm When even the companies paying the bills have had enough of the refs.
Xafty: Glurps flavor is just straight chaos
Foxmar320: wow
YeetTheRich_: cmon beej
Xafty: oof
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
JonnyGlitched: LUL
Foxmar320: WOW
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
AzaleaCloud: XD
plummeting_sloth: testing the waters
Plasterboard: garbage compactor
GhostofJeffGoldblum: exquisite
JonnyGlitched: That's classic
YeetTheRich_: BEEJ NOO
CAKHost: That's one way to free yourself XD
Nicky_B_87: welp
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
DAC169: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: ssandMOD
Molladia: TOUCHDOWN
KaleidoscopeMind: i was waiting for that
RealGamerCow: hoooow
NewtyNewts: Heck yeah Ian?
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inconsideratehat: 32 GLURPS!
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NewtyNewts: NO!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: YES WHEELER
rf232: many a man would be proud of 21cm
Lysander_salamander: nice
AzaleaCloud: FLY WHEELER FLY
JonnyGlitched: skills
Foxmar320: Glurp master
laikagoat: critroleTouchdown seabatClap critroleTouchdown seabatClap critroleTouchdown
DigitalSeahorse: tootClap tootClap tootClap katesJam ed22WIGGLE katesWiggle
pimiento: tqsClap
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Arclight_Dynamo: That's one.
Ryxiene: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
RealGamerCow: My Wheeler stonks came in!
62MGcobra: o7 points
mtvcdm: Oh God
Fruan: This looks IMPOSSIBLE
erased_citizen: Enjoy my points
niccus: i think.. they don't chase
DigitalSeahorse: katesPride katesPride katesPride wheeler
zed_alpha: @LoadingReadyRun Beej just lost me 75 thousand DoLLRs. I feel like I'm about to get visited by the Twitch mob
mtvcdm: How is this better
CAKHost: No touchy!
JonnyGlitched: get out
mtvcdm: You're into a pit *full* of bears, but don't worry, they aren't going to *actively* chase you
JonnyGlitched: I still have my 150k with no risk
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
GhostofJeffGoldblum: HOLY SHIT IAN
GhostofJeffGoldblum: cackling
distrustingspectator: hahahha
MadWolf1290: WHAT
DigitalSeahorse: lrrJUDGECALL
Molladia: I'm down to 24 points
MrPhlip: New prediction: do we actually have anything good to do with channel points? Y/N
Lysander_salamander: better than being called Beefswelling
Abelzumi: That's my new drag name, Paula Tray-Deez
Mattmitchell45: We already have a Paul here
Strebenherz: Oh no the bully mode
JadedCynic: Ian, you DO know we DO know how Paul's story ends, right?
JonnyGlitched: How do I cash out my DoLLRs?
DarkNacht: The end of Paul's story came out decades ago.
EricTheOrange: i mean channel points don't really do anything on this channel so losing them or winning them doesn't really mean much
plummeting_sloth: Passive mode rarely works in Glurp
JadedCynic: maybe not Villieneuve's vision of it, but...
RealGamerCow: It's the Sonic fight in Boshy
JonnyGlitched: Every game is like Mario
Fruan: "Getting some real Mario vibes here"
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:14:51.
DAC169: what happens if you grab one? aipThink
JadedCynic: watch for when they STOP moving...
Lysander_salamander: sometimes it's just fun to accumulate them
asthanius: These channel points are more useful than crypto
bl43berry: for some reason I cannot bet channel points dus to "gambling laws".
DarkNacht: The rules are made up and the points don't matter
Strebenherz: @asthanius This
ContingentCat: big number good, that's enough
azureHaights: Fireworks are stored in the time
LinearGif: The goal is to have the most points, then use them to capture the means of pointduction
Spolin: don't points in mario give you a 1 up?
mtvcdm: The points do something in Mario Bros. They annoy speedrunners.
AzaleaCloud: The goal is to have the most points so you can type ASS in the arcade machine.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrAWW_SG if only twitch still did fancy emote mods
Lysander_salamander: oh dear
googoltudoris: lrrARROW_HF
plummeting_sloth: hehe, indeed
drewm1022: Penitent. Penitent.
zed_alpha: "You have red shelled...poorly..."
RealGamerCow: No, its the mushroom of a plumber
CAKHost: Coins give you the 1-up. The points are just there for prosperity.
Its_VeeBot: "But in latin, JESUSMAN starts with an I"
zed_alpha: the penitent plumber...butt slams!
JadedCynic: "But...in Latin, 'Jehovah' is starts with an 'I'..."
DigitalSeahorse: jlrrDang
TheAinMAP: FootBall
amative1: If "Jehovah starts with an I", why is there a "J" carved into the stone floor?
a_pidgeon: Three things you don't buy cheap: toilet paper, peanut butter, and bear traps
OhaiMireiya: go to your home ball
JonnyGlitched: ball no fit ook ook
PharaohBender27: @amative1 To TRICK you, of course!
plummeting_sloth: 5
Strebenherz: The capacity of this game to be continually uniquely cursed is amazing
Its_VeeBot: Are you feeling Metal Gear Solid 5
shurtal: 5.5
Spolin: 5 part 2
whitebadgerwolf88: let's go Nelly lrrHORN lrrAWESOME
LordZarano: Grab the ground
azureHaights: This game sponsored by: the woods surrounding Shia LaBeouf's cabin
jameswanders: the last time I saw sport ball it was also nearly impossible to get over the first obstacle
JonnyGlitched: ook ook!
AzaleaCloud: I thought Phantom Pain was a JoJo.
JadedCynic: with TWO arms, it'd probably be easier
CAKHost: Throw da ball?
zed_alpha: @PharaohBender27 I always wondered if the crusaders who set up that maze of deathtraps invented the letter J just to trick people
googoltudoris: lrrFINE_HF
stevefromdetroit: Phantom Pain was the 1st episode, but 4th filmed
a_pidgeon: Tested?
northos: I wonder how many combos there are
plummeting_sloth: almost certainly not
DigitalSeahorse: katesHm
Arclight_Dynamo: The balls move a little. If you put it BETWEEN two balls, do they move enough out of the way? The ground gets in the way at the bottom?
JonnyGlitched: I'm pretty sure not every game has every modifier
Tevildo: !findquote ball
LRRbot: Quote #3582: "I like the crunchy balls." —Graham [2016-10-29]
mtvcdm: I think they tested just enough to get rid of some of the *particularly* impossible combinations.
JadedCynic: @zed_alpha The Crusaders spoke and wrote latin...
Its_VeeBot: Speeeen
JadedCynic: and once the trap was made...*shrug*
zed_alpha: Are you all raymen?
LordZarano: Grab the ground and push it through with your body
MadWolf1290: um
stevefromdetroit: is this flunging?
JonnyGlitched: YEAH
GhostofJeffGoldblum: SUCCESS
AzaleaCloud: Eyyyy! :D
thanzo: réman
DigitalSeahorse: tootClap tootClap tootClap
Drasvin: \o/
LinearGif: FBtouchdown
DigitalSeahorse: oh
googoltudoris: lrrFINE_HF lrrARROW_HF
gibbousm: use your ball wisely
Serifina: I walk away for a few minutes to get food and I come back to nobody having two arms. This is a very silly game.
JonnyGlitched: Bears are not surgeons
zed_alpha: I honestly thought that Ian was talking about Fire In The Sky for a second
DigitalSeahorse: jlrrCoolgame jlrrBreak jlrrPunch
plummeting_sloth: Ian, I don't know how many times we have to tel you that bears aren't aliens
a_pidgeon: @JonnyGlitched Well, not licensed anyway
JonnyGlitched: 3rd player gets the cheese
Nicky_B_87: stop doing good Nelly
AzaleaCloud: Nelly confirmed soccer coach.
KaleidoscopeMind: does the son hat also only have 1 arm? cant see
Lysander_salamander: almost!
AzaleaCloud: Oh, that's insulting. So close.
TheAinMAP: lrrFINE
Its_VeeBot: FBtouchdown
WanderingWinder: It probably was Schisms, but I thought of First Contact (the episode, not the movie)
Lysander_salamander: The sun-bear is terrifying
laundreydhull: wii lrrNELSON , take those
a_pidgeon: Ian, please stop shaving wild animals
damn_i_am_pretty: Ian, why are you shaving bears?
Abelzumi: I thought the point of bears were that they weren't shaved...
Abelzumi: ,';3
DigitalSeahorse: katesSee
JonnyGlitched: Let's play Hide & Dance!
Grevas13: I assume many animals would look like aliens if you shaved them.
MrPhlip: did someone else ring in?
gibbousm: oh noes
MrPhlip: iirc you have to play on whichever controller rung in
AzaleaCloud: Ohhhh nooooo
plummeting_sloth: the control has decided this contest is too hard
Mattmitchell45: All those Rhythm delights!
gibbousm: lrrFINE
DAC169: so who hit "A"?
EvilBadman: Y'all invoked the QA demons
JonnyGlitched: weird wireless controller shenanigans is peak Nintendo
DigitalSeahorse: katesD
NewtyNewts: Is it using the other controller?
AzaleaCloud: lrrFINE
EricTheOrange: huh? did a 3rd controller ring in?
stevefromdetroit: i saw a shaved bear once - at a gay bar, his name was Dave i think
Lysander_salamander: oh noes
Nigouki: Game disabled remotely for talking shit about QA
NewtyNewts: That's what it was.
AzaleaCloud: Graham, what did you do?
laundreydhull: Quick, before an alleged crash begains again(...?)
excalgold: ActiveLRR Gaming
DigitalSeahorse: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
Diabore: i need wheeler to wheeler this and i get big bucks
JonnyGlitched: How can you talk shit about something that doesn't exist? Kappa
ElementalAlchemist: Every game should do that, anyway
MrPhlip: you can only play on whichever controller hits the button to start the round
PharaohBender27: C'mon, Beej!
MrPhlip: someone probably did that by mistake
Lysander_salamander: yay
AzaleaCloud: @JonnyGlitched Minutes later, JonnyGlitched's account was terminated.
gibbousm: GG
RockPusher: FBtouchdown
Its_VeeBot: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
plummeting_sloth: *donk*
DigitalSeahorse: tootClap tootClap tootClap
JonnyGlitched: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
ElementalAlchemist: Congratulations!
mtvcdm: Gooooooooollll!
a_pidgeon: A win by default is still a win
AzaleaCloud: FBtouchdown
googoltudoris: tap tap taparoo
TheAinMAP: FootBall FootGoal
Nicky_B_87: Ok I just need Wheeler to make it
62MGcobra: look,it not perfect system
JonnyGlitched: you forgot something
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
Lysander_salamander: :D
MadWolf1290: again, it was the QA kill switch
tyrsredritehand: wheelp
stevefromdetroit: ah, we're doing the Ian technique
WanderingWinder: classic glurp
EricTheOrange: @Nicky_B_87 I got bad news for you my dude
Its_VeeBot: Wheeler has his channel points on Beej
damn_i_am_pretty: someone give Wheeler a hug and fifty bucks
gibbousm: GayPride
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Wheeler is being bullied
WanderingWinder: you could never do that if you were trying
Strebenherz: So this game continues to be absolutely cursed with wheeler
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
Molladia: I've seen wheeler do so well at this, but it's amazing how badly things can go
ComradeMik: accept fate wheeler
PharaohBender27: And I win the prediction! :D
Its_VeeBot: DNF 0m
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public_key_reveal_party: Well, I think I made the right bet here
DigitalSeahorse: katesCri
Diabore: good job team
mtvcdm: !addquote (Nelly) [now] So we learned Wheeler really likes having two hands.
LRRbot: New quote #8171: "So we learned Wheeler really likes having two hands." —Nelly [2022-08-15]
aiolian: I love the mathematical implication in this game that time is greater than distance
NimrodXIV: ez game
ComradeMik: big danglies boys!
laikagoat: get low
ElementalAlchemist: lol, Skid Marker
YeetTheRich_: turns out always vote Ian is just the correct strategy
AzaleaCloud: Meta solved!
AzaleaCloud: :D
Strebenherz: ZOOOMIES
airylan: superman!
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
Its_VeeBot: Nyooooom
DiscordianTokkan: Suuuuperrr Maaaaaan
plummeting_sloth: zoom!
NightValien28: ZOOOOOOOOOOOM
mtvcdm: Wheeeeeeeee!
Lysander_salamander: hhahaha
Spanked42: hi youtube
SmoreThanAFeelin: ZOOOOOOM
stevefromdetroit: phrasing
KaleidoscopeMind: nyooom
JonnyGlitched: zoom
SymphonicLolita: 10/10
Strebenherz: SEVEN HUNDRED
DigitalSeahorse: katesPride
GhostofJeffGoldblum: that's so funny looking
EricTheOrange: sick uniracers ref Beej
62MGcobra: lrrFINE
CaptainSpam: Roll City!
Its_VeeBot: gdqFAST gdqFAST gdqFAST
NewtyNewts: And now... the same thing four times.
MadWolf1290: DAMN
YeetTheRich_: what were you saying about testing?
Tangsm: The difficulty level is easily overcome by wheels.
elah806: JAM ON THE GASS
Arclight_Dynamo: "Oh no, it's trivial!"
NimrodXIV: zoomie mode engaged
WanderingWinder: very superman
gibbousm: pretty good if i do say so
jameswanders: I'm not sure it has an end
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CaptainSpam: Gotta respect the Uniracers reference.
Its_VeeBot: Zzzzzop
SymphonicLolita: nyoooooooo
SymphonicLolita: m
Strebenherz: RACOON ZOOMIES
electra310: It doesn't have an end because Graham didn't DNF
CAKHost: Da da daa da da daaa!
JonnyGlitched: If it ain't broke don't fix it
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stevefromdetroit: now this is podracing
Lysander_salamander: nice
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
AzaleaCloud: Raccoon on his way to your garbage after 7pm
ElementalAlchemist: That was definitely more than 88km/h anyway
zed_alpha: oh my god he's gone to plaid
Its_VeeBot: Event 11 of 15: Drag Race
plummeting_sloth: setting the land speed washbear record
gibbousm: ASSUME THE POSITION
DeM0nFiRe: I want to see someone get literally a mile
freeridercam: Can anotone hit the 1 mile mark?
googoltudoris: assume the position?
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
whitebadgerwolf88: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
mtvcdm: Formula Glurp
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "Babe, come over, my parents aren't home"
PharaohBender27: @ElementalAlchemist But was it more than 88 *M*/ph? sparkl171Smug
stevefromdetroit: category is: racecar realness
mtvcdm: Oh hey, Ferrari showed up
MrPhlip: Prediction options have been placed in alphabetical order for your convenience.
korvys: Ian averaged 100 miles per hour (160kph)
JonnyGlitched: suuuuure
Sarah_Serinde: @MrPhlip lrrWOW
korvys: 1340m in 30 seconds, yes
amative1: This has a very Fosbury Flop feel to it
zed_alpha: his ass is just oscillating so fast
plummeting_sloth: Beej needs the Get In Helmet
DiscordianTokkan: stay on target
DarkNacht: stay on target
DeM0nFiRe: Is everything ok? You turned off your targeting computer
ComradeMik: you have to hit the ground running
excalgold: @zed_alpha Assillating ?
brat_the_wurst: the earth is going to start spinning backwards at this rate
Lysander_salamander: the what
ComradeMik: to beat ian
Arclight_Dynamo: It's all that racing experience Ian has.
Lysander_salamander: it's iconic
DigitalSeahorse: katesPride lrrWHEELER
RockPusher: wheelerMuldcb
couchboyj: wheelerY wheelerH
Tevildo: !quote graham
LRRbot: Quote #2105: "Wow... It's the Internet... OK, I don't want to talk to you anyway..." —Graham [2016-03-16]
MadWolf1290: goooooooooo
Strebenherz: I have cast the die, and wish you the best of luck on your lrrdollars
NimrodXIV: thunk thunk thunk
terracottageek: they get paid to do this that's got to be a super power
mtvcdm: Concussion o'clock!
Plasterboard: Inverted Speed Bumps
zed_alpha: BOING ow BOING ow BOING ow
ComradeMik: WHEELER! You don't have to concuss yourself every time!
plummeting_sloth: sick beat Wheeler
VorlonScout: Drink more glurp, get more concussions
A_Dub888: benginBonk
Molladia: Concussion occured
JadedCynic: @ComradeMik No he doesn't, but it's more fun that way Kappa
Its_VeeBot: ow ow ow ow ow Yay third!
DigitalSeahorse: the hat helped
mtvcdm: Four. 12, 13, 14, 15.
NimrodXIV: nooodles!
OhaiMireiya: Noodle arms!
terracottageek: it's all fun and games until someone gets a concussion then it's hilarious
TheAinMAP: pastaThat
EricTheOrange: not bad
stevefromdetroit: i dont like that the arms are animated like
KaleidoscopeMind: so trampoline
a_pidgeon: Wasn't there an Olympic marathon like that?
korvys: Olymination
Aarek: so moguls that one year
dumbo3k: Isn't that just Ninja Warrior?
mtvcdm: I could show you some stuff, Ian, after the stream.
plummeting_sloth: there's a great Pretty Good about that
zed_alpha: So what you're saying is that the next LRR Summer Games LRL is going to be to the death
a_pidgeon: The winner had accidentally consumed rat poison?
MadWolf1290: there needs to be a "normal joe" in all the events
Arclight_Dynamo: Some Olympic sports failures could be *real* funny, too. Pole vault? LOL.
korvys: 1904 olympics
plummeting_sloth: and the guy who came in second got chased by a dog for an extra 2 miles
NewtyNewts: I think that was apples
shurtal: they FED him strichnine and bourbon
Zandivya: one was chased by a dog
whitebadgerwolf88: alright...only one person can do better lrrAWESOME
GhostofJeffGoldblum: And raw eggs!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: And refused to give him water.
Mattmitchell45: Also the first Cross the Globe Car Race
MadWolf1290: the 1904 Olympics were WILD
JadedCynic: yeah....when you put it like that...I think the modern Olympic event are a little too 'easy'
AzaleaCloud: I think that was the St. Louis marathon.
plummeting_sloth: it's the same one
mtvcdm: Felix Carvajal, Paul. St. Louis 1904. He finished fourth. That was who ate the berries. The strichnine guy was Fred Lorz.
laikagoat: 1904 was st louis
airylan: and that's not the only thing at that one olympics
PharaohBender27: Yes, 1904 was St. Louis
gtgmatthew: STL worlds fair was also in 1904
public_key_reveal_party: I think I might lose this one
plummeting_sloth: they dehydrated him on purpose
korvys: The 1904 Summer Olympics were an international multi-sport event held in St. Louis, Missouri, United States, from 29 August to 3 September 1904
Mattmitchell45: The 1908 New York to Paris Race was also great
EricTheOrange: WAT?
zed_alpha: Then at the finish line a large Gascony man called Pierre LeBlanc took out his knees with a cricket bat
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "were"
plummeting_sloth: they thought it was healthier
VorlonScout: That's an outstanding Pretty Good
MadWolf1290: again WILD
s4mwise_ow: That was pretty good.
amative1: Yup. "The South African entrants, Len Taunyane and Jan Mashiani, finished ninth and twelfth, respectively: this was a disappointment, as many observers were sure Tau could have done better if he had not been chased nearly a mile off course by wild dogs."
emonotony: Yeah we're still just as stupid
Loonatic93: "Were?"
saucemaster5000: "WERE Stupid ???""
terracottageek: I'm positive that people with full bladders move faster
shurtal: blazers and wool pants
Nicky_B_87: Boom
mtvcdm: Carvajal showed up in jean cut-offs.
theamc2000: Is offbrand glurp called gloorp?
JadedCynic: @GhostofJeffGoldblum well we were EVEN MORE stupid just a hundred years ago
Nicky_B_87: 37K...hell yes
JonnyGlitched: tiny pinball?
JonnyGlitched: tiny something
DAC169: Graham had more than everyone else combined PridePog
LarkSachrosis: Now I want a comedy about this race
EricTheOrange: wow that was only like 100 years ago. We have learned a lot sense then.
Mattmitchell45: Pacchinco for Wizards!
emonotony: JadedCynic All the counterpoints are contemporary politics and that goes badly on Twitch.
mtvcdm: But oh. Oh there is some ATTRITION-based sports out there. After the stream I need to show y'all some stuff on the Barkley Marathons.
Arclight_Dynamo: "I, a man, prefer total randomness!"
ComradeMik: hey! you don't make money on pachinko! you win prizes!
Lysander_salamander: is it though?
saucemaster5000: That's all I need to live?
CAKHost: I just played the game where you knocked the clown's teeth out.
ComradeMik: then sell those for money...
JonnyGlitched: I do just want to tease this little cub
PharaohBender27: Per the wikipedia article, the official reason for the lack of water was that the guy organizing the Olympics, James E. Sullivan, was conducting "research on 'purposeful dehydration'"
TheDailyMapleSyrup: I don't know @JadedCynic I think stupid is making a come back
BloodnBullets: it would take hours...
a_pidgeon: @CAKHost That's not a game, that's battery
JadedCynic: @emonotony I know how to read the room B)
public_key_reveal_party: Alright, I'm off to bed, have a good night chat and lrrpeople
Strebenherz: @PharaohBender27 What the even
JonnyGlitched: This is almost as bad as being tiny
Strebenherz: @public_key_reveal_party Have a good night!
korvys: like you just don't care
MrPhlip: ok, here's a spicy one for y'all
EricTheOrange: Is their any attrition sports in the olympics. Like ya know who can hold some position the longest or something
AzaleaCloud: Put your tiny T-Rex arms in the air
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Gadora: Oh gods. The winner, with the strychnine and brandy? He lost eight pounds over the course of the marathon.
Our_oBoros: Y'know, when they played this the first time I thought Glurp might have a system to avoid bad modifier/challenge combos... boy, am I glad I was wrong :D
goombalax: pretty cure is 18 years, old, so that 38 year old japanese man was 20 when it came out
zed_alpha: ha ha ha ha climate change is gonna kill us all aaaaaagh
PharaohBender27: Oooooh GREAT, this guy also set up the super-racist "human zoos" at the St. Louis World's Fair being held at the same time https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Edward_Sullivan#1904_St._Louis_Olympic_Games
NewtyNewts: Those were the conditions when I did my cycling marathon. It was grueling.
korvys: As opposed to the Unicron robot, Unicron.
Lysander_salamander: nice
JonnyGlitched: Most of us will die from war and famine
TheNerdWonder: Beej has demonstrated the loop and therefore wins
Arclight_Dynamo: I plan to die in the water wars.
zed_alpha: I mean I'm in Florida, so I'll either drown or roast or get eaten by invasive boa constrictors, take your pick
the_lone_bard: zed_alpha We're just helping speed up the natural process of humans, you're welcome. - Australia.
EricTheOrange: whats a "heat pump"?
AzaleaCloud: NELLY
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
pn55: seabatClap
mtvcdm: I could also tell you some stories about the days of pedestrianism. Pedestrianism- primordial race walking- was absolute torture. People raced for 6 days straight and figured that 450 miles was what you had to do to be competitive.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrNELSON
Arclight_Dynamo: God, I wish heat pumps that can operate in the winter temperatures here were cheaper and more common.
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7gorobei: HyperParkour
LinearGif: Heat pumps; cool beans, or hot shit?
korvys: It pumps the heat, not the air, but close enough
SymphonicLolita: we have two of those at my work
stevefromdetroit: reading the pump explains the pump
JadedCynic: @EricTheOrange also referred to as a 'heat exchanger'
SymphonicLolita: it works really well
JonnyGlitched: lrrJUDGE
SquidVorb: Google "Technology Connections heat pumps"
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Most air conditioners are heat pumps in how they function, but heat pumps as devices can also be heaters.
emonotony: JadedCynic Also no.
Fruan: It's basically the same mechanism as a refrigerator
MrPhlip: here they're sold as a "reverse-cycle air conditioner"
terracottageek: it takes air out of your house it's an airlock you use it to suffocate people?
AzaleaCloud: I was on the flip and off the hook, yo
plummeting_sloth: 0 ties all around
NimrodXIV: nope
SymphonicLolita: ohgod
SquidVorb: what
NewtyNewts: Safe on this one...
MadWolf1290: LOL
stevefromdetroit: welp - there goes to my prediction
LordZarano: Watch the series of videos that Technology Connections has done about them
Nicky_B_87: Never bet on the DNF
ElementalAlchemist: It's advanced!
mtvcdm: Oh! And Big's Backyard Ultra. 4.167 mile loop. You have to do one loop every hour, until you are the only remaining runner that can complete a loop. If a loop has no finishers, there's no winner.
EricTheOrange: @JadedCynic Oh I have heard of those, maybe heat pump is the canadian name for it?
SymphonicLolita: time to yeet
JonnyGlitched: just jump into the hole now
JadedCynic: yeah, Alec explains all these things SO well
MrPhlip: well, I don't think you can DNF here, but there's still round 15
niccus: it's like now we know what the advanced is for
Sarah_Serinde: rude
AzaleaCloud: IAN STOOOOP XD
Strebenherz: HAAAAH
plummeting_sloth: RUDE
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFINE
pn55: jraskoRude
emonotony: It's a refrigerator that can be ran in reverse, it uses the outside (or a cellar) as a place to grab or dump the heat. It manages to heat and cool due to state changes in the refrigerant.
codatski: I work for a utility and we always recommend ground source heat pumps for our members. So much better in basically every conceivable way
JonnyGlitched: you can maybe throw them out of the hole
Spanked42: you could wing them back up
Spanked42: or try anyway
emonotony: codatski Assuming suitable freeze level anyway.
terracottageek: still more reliable than the American postal service
JadedCynic: @EricTheOrange best to spend the time letting this wonderful chap explain it best: https://youtu.be/7J52mDjZzto
EricTheOrange: Hmmm my parents house is like 1/4th underground, maybe that'd be good for their house
Lysander_salamander: ok
fastlane250: LUL
Strebenherz: I would like to petition that 0.00 is a spiritual DNF
Spanked42: Wow brain. I meant to say, you could try to wing them back up there.
ButButTheJesus: beej. yes.
codatski: It basically works like a heat sink for your computer but for your house!
Lysander_salamander: I don't know that meme
stevefromdetroit: is this how usps ships and tracks their packages?
korvys: "Phrases to start a fight"
7gorobei: @codatski except for the problem of most people dont have enough yard space in the US and horizontal loops get hit by random digging all the time
emonotony: codatski Uh no, a heat pump is not at all a heat sink.
goombalax: beej is a colossus of memes
62MGcobra: FBtouchdown
Juliamon: !addquote (Ian) [now] I have relied on Beej for meme fact checks for years.
LRRbot: New quote #8172: "I have relied on Beej for meme fact checks for years." —Ian [2022-08-15]
airylan: lrr can have little a delivery as a glurp?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: this level is cruel.
niccus: you threw it past the box
plummeting_sloth: there's no wal on the opposite side, teh absolute monster
62MGcobra: elfunkSad
niccus: the box isn't against the wall
MadWolf1290: "Advanced"
ComradeMik: free 5 points for all!
niccus: the goal box*
JadedCynic: there's open space past the 'box' -which is just mean
noSmokeFire: where are the noodle arms when you need them
Spanked42: I wonder if you could knock the boxes down below, then fling up
codatski: @emonotony correct, it is not. But it is difficult to explain to a typical consumer
EricTheOrange: Ya know I didn't think they would have had a harder one than the uphill one from last glurp stream but here it is
GhostofJeffGoldblum: okay Wheeler, you have a chance for greatness here
MAPBoardgames: The BLAGGOLE!
AzaleaCloud: Wheeler... You just need 1. One. Un.
Spanked42: Is there enough wiggle room down below?
rogerivany: Can Wheeler hit the fabled 1 to win this event?
plummeting_sloth: thinkin REAL careful about it
62MGcobra: one, going for one.
emonotony: codatski The easy explanation that's both wrong and very misleading is certainly an approach.
hyralt: Wheeler. The worst you can do is a tie. The best is a win. Go!
stevefromdetroit: this reminds me of the first episode of escape from Samolo plateau
GhostofJeffGoldblum: NO
GhostofJeffGoldblum: GAME
NimrodXIV: awww
JonnyGlitched: Robbed!
AzaleaCloud: NOOOOOOO
DeM0nFiRe: NotLikeThis
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SquidVorb: HOWWWW
Lysander_salamander: that bites
Strebenherz: ROBBED
mtvcdm: Everyone wins!
Charlie_Victor7: WHAT
MichaelVYee: Whattt
niccus: threw past the goal
codatski: @7gorobei True, but work for a cooperative in the Midwest so it is a decent option where I live. Most in the US don't have that option.
DigitalSeahorse: ed22R
cChroma: Devon!
Spolin: devon chat?
Nicky_B_87: The ole Dusty Finish
DigitalSeahorse: katesYell
ComradeMik: Wheeler got first!
couchboyj: lrrJUDGECALL
Mysaryl: i am totally a dev
EricTheOrange: Devon chatt you say
mtvcdm: Are those.... bumpers
viloke_virran: There definitely should be a far wall on that.
MrPhlip: ooh, I think this is a DNFable level
Cephallope: toddlyStare
NewtyNewts: Uh oh, DNF chance
DigitalSeahorse: lrrJUDGECALL
amative1: Possible DNF
Mysaryl: i am not lies
JadedCynic: ohhhhh, maybe we'll get a DNF HERE? :)
Strebenherz: *sith smile*
Lysander_salamander: nice
JonnyGlitched: Beat THAT
plummeting_sloth: THORP
pn55: seabatClap
eric_christian_berg: Woot!
DigitalSeahorse: tootClap tootClap tootClap
Strebenherz: oh no
emonotony: codatski The easy version I go for is "you know how your refrigerator has pipes to dump the heat behind it? It's like a refrigerator that can be run in reverse, and it's cooling the outside when heating the house"
stevefromdetroit: unlimited power!
electra310: Nicely done!
noSmokeFire: SU-PER MAN
head_cannon: Very nice.
JadedCynic gets nervouis
EricTheOrange: Famous twitch commenter Devon Chatt
MAPBoardgames: sonoYay
ghost_waz: omgClap
YeetTheRich_: "oh no it's trivial"
hyralt: Golf clap
7gorobei: @codatski could people pool into one giant vertical loop and use it as communal thermal source?
stevefromdetroit: magnets take the fiiieeld, take it from my hands..
electra310: Wow!
noSmokeFire: SCP? Sane Clown Posse?
NewtyNewts: We got it!
zed_alpha: that's what happens when you don't sort your recyclables. The racoons get the magnets out to get the cans out for you.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Secure. Clown. Protect.
emonotony: 7gorobei Yeah, but you need a deep enough well or a body of water.
JonnyGlitched: What are the chances Wheeler just completely eats it on this level?
noSmokeFire: @GhostofJeffGoldblum OK, yeah, yours is better
PharaohBender27: @JonnyGlitched More than zero? :p
TheAinMAP: Nyoom.
JadedCynic: dammit; I used to have channel points :(
codatski: @7gorobei We do something in smaller scale like that for apartment buildings. Any larger scale and it is not really possible
hyralt: Golf clap. Very good showing.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Nelly's planet needs him
JonnyGlitched: That felt a little mean after I typed it, I'm sorry
inconsideratehat: woooooo
Lysander_salamander: :D
AzaleaCloud: Not a DNF!
electra310: We got there!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
emonotony: 7gorobei In fact, most of the AC in my city is just using a body of water for it, thermocline physics ftw.
codatski: @emonotony That is a good way to explain it
Strebenherz: my points are in danger o.O
emonotony: codatski We've done it at scale large enough to heat a city.
Larkonus: Use the bumpers to get through!
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
JonnyGlitched: I'm glad I was wrong
62MGcobra: FBtouchdown
Nicky_B_87: Bam!
Strebenherz: Well done all
YeetTheRich_: fuck
NewtyNewts: Points!
DigitalSeahorse: tootClap
stevefromdetroit: do a barrel roll
brat_the_wurst: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
amative1: By ONE POINT
electra310: Well done everybody!
JadedCynic: aaand there go my channel points - but it's goot do see people all complete
PharaohBender27: tqsClap
DigitalSeahorse: tootClap katesPride tootClap
Lysander_salamander: maybe I should read pluto
AzaleaCloud: lrrGRAHAM
Lysander_salamander: have a good evening
Strebenherz: GLURPED
TheAinMAP: 2020Victory
7gorobei: given the number of homeownerascociations you would think they would opt for the infrastructure investment
JadedCynic: congrats!
codatski: @emonotony Well, I mean for ground source, not enough large bodies of water where I live
MadWolf1290: GLURPED
Drasvin: Glurp has been glurped
JonnyGlitched: Thank you for the show everyone! Thank you for the company chat!
Nigouki: very good glurping
Fruan: That was sufficient glurp!
Nicky_B_87: Came out about 30k up...fun times everyone
RockPusher: Vini Vidi Glurp
fnoggchamp: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
mtvcdm: !patreon
YeetTheRich_: this stream has cost me 600k points, good job team LUL @LoadingReadyRun
ButButTheJesus: GLURP'D
hyralt: Clap clap clap. Good games.
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NightValien28: glurped succesfully
Mysaryl: great times were glurped by all
DigitalSeahorse: katesJam ed22WIGGLE katesWiggle
eric_christian_berg: Glurp! Glurp! Glurp! Glurp! Glurp! Glurp!
stevefromdetroit: thanks y'all! i love a good glurping the streams!
MAPBoardgames: If you ever reshoot the CtS intro, you need Glurp in it.
ArcLightningCanuck: That was delightful - thank you!
AzaleaCloud: Glurps for the stream! ^.^
mtvcdm: !ytmember
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JadedCynic: thanks for sharing all this fun you have! lrrHEART
terracottageek: thank you guys that was awesome
mtvcdm: !prime
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serramarkov: Yay, thanks LRRiars!!!
ButButTheJesus: SUPARTHANKX
mtvcdm: !store
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emonotony: codatski Yeah the body of water is, what, 300 million square kilometers? Thermocline physics give you an ~infinite supply of 4C.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDOTS openseLuna lrrARROWS
pimiento: elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart
Halinn: Why are there two Ians, and why did one shave?
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SymphonicLolita: SUPER! THANKS!
OhaiMireiya: D=
mtvcdm: !discord
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KWardJenx: Very satisfying glurping.
NewtyNewts: Aren't you guys the YouTubers?
EricTheOrange: FILTHY Youtubers
stevefromdetroit: pesky tubers
mtvcdm: !schedule
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MadWolf1290: oh yeah, it's *only* Monday
DigitalSeahorse: thegra40Cosmic thegra40Cosmic thegra40Cosmic openseEye lrrARROWS
Nicky_B_87: Ohh I'm intrigued
Nigouki: they did that downhill biking game and it was AMAZING
EricTheOrange: Dinfna
Molladia: PLZ Give SSX Tricky
emonotony: Zzz.
NewtyNewts: Dinfna deez nuts?
JadedCynic: y'all too niche in your fandoms - snowboarding is a big thing up here
emonotony: Don't sleep and Fobia? That's a challenge.
Darleysam: I can't believe Steve Jobs died of dinfna
JadedCynic: this is the XCOM
JadedCynic: and cam LIKES this
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I believe you're thinking of the Dawn of War series, Graham
LordZarano: Chaus Gaté
Plasterboard: NAND
JadedCynic: NAND
pn55: Ian...
emonotony: Darleysam Who's Steve Jobs?
Drasvin: It's a RAND gate
Plasterboard: XOR that NAND
mtvcdm: !youtube
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Mattmitchell45: Oh, Fort's great!
DeM0nFiRe: 4t
zed_alpha: Wait, you'll be playing fort at night?
airylan: wednesday is fort night?
SymphonicLolita: fort-
MrPhlip: will you be playing it at Night?
ElissenRedux: oh I just learned Fort !!
YeetTheRich_: fortfort
Darleysam: @emonotony DINFNA BALLS
mtvcdm: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/voxlunch | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Jeremy White: twitch.tv/jrhwhite | Kathleen: twitch.tv/BraveNewFaves | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler | Nelson: twitch.tv/coachnelly
zed_alpha: and the entire chat makes the same joke because we're howler monkeys
JadedCynic: no, they'll only play Fort once every two weeks...
MAPBoardgames: The Cammander is very happy with this PIF
magical_writer: I lost points, but had fun. thank you for having the predictions.
magical_writer: Cheer50 thank you for the stream
YeetTheRich_: love me some soft-g gabmling
JadedCynic: crossing my fingers for ian
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSHINE lrrDARK lrrHEART feliciaHeartani ed22LOVE ed22LUV tootLuv
NewtyNewts: Sunward or Sun Word?
62MGcobra: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
LordZarano: Praise the Sunward
DigitalSeahorse: katesLove ssandLOVE openseLove thegra40Love targus1Bleedingdarkheart ishirnPuppyLove
zed_alpha: !
zed_alpha: !!!!!
MAPBoardgames: !
Darleysam: PogChamp
pn55: Oh boy!
EricTheOrange: OMG
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah
ShifuDaxiongmao: ah, the super serious cards
MadWolf1290: OH. YES.
SquidVorb: Is it not called Checkpoint+ anymore?
Terr0rc0tta: It sounds like Ian is trying to obfuscate a swear by calling them a sin-word
Molladia: and a new Crapshot in there somewhere....
zed_alpha: seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE
ariborealis: Oh lets go roborosmander
Nicky_B_87: Oh this will be amazing
fnoggchamp: lrrWOW
SmoreThanAFeelin: oh my
62MGcobra: lrrHERE
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote drood
LRRbot: Quote #6238: "Drood the Ozference" —Cameron [2019-07-26]
wordmogul: *eyes* oh yes?
MadWolf1290: @SquidVorb no. see YT
Robot_Bones: Can't wait for the Rhystic Tithes Card
pn55: Oh are these the ones received through mail time?
Plasterboard: Roborousmander?
MAPBoardgames: !card strike the power
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
shendaras: The color identity is sure to help
Plasterboard: excellent!
MAPBoardgames: I am excite!
zed_alpha: I mean I'd honestly love to see Beejlander Commander, so
pn55: Ah, thank you!
ariborealis: Id watch 4 Beej clones play commander
Plasterboard: very much so looking forward to Friday
MAPBoardgames: LRL!
SnackPak_: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
NewtyNewts: RoboRoseMasterMander
DigitalSeahorse: thegra40R thegra40A thegra40D targus1GYes
KeytarCat: @zed_alpha Beejmander! only one letter change
YeetTheRich_: actually yes, I want to see the commander pod full of beejs video
Plasterboard: all we know is it's LIIIIIIIIIVE
JadedCynic: SQUEEEEEEE
zarbit: yeah
ShifuDaxiongmao: what is going to happen? well... something :D
Molladia: so there's at least 1 prerecorded segment
SnackPak_: also lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
rogerivany: Something will happen
zed_alpha: @KeytarCat Beejchase Beejmander?
gualdhar: so excited for vampires
mtvcdm: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
MAPBoardgames: Welp. I know what I'm doing this weekend.
pn55: Session 0 got me super hyped for this!
Juliamon: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
zarbit: Been looking SO forward to this
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Vancouver Island would be a tough place to be a vampire, I bet.
zed_alpha: PogChamp PogChamp
JadedCynic: @gualdhar do NOT talk about Bite Club ;)
distrustingspectator: I'm so stocked for session 2
mtvcdm: !youtube
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pn55: (Not that I wasn't hyped already)
zed_alpha: paul you're talking about bite club
gualdhar: @gualdhar but how do I tell my friends about great content?!?
DEATHlikescats: so excited!
DeM0nFiRe: Neato
iris_of_ether: OOH
ihlendrax: Extra Bonus!
DigitalSeahorse: ishirnLurk no drink jlrrFishin
MAPBoardgames: BITE-sized episodes?
distrustingspectator: whaaaa????bonus episodes????
emberBecky: ooo
Plasterboard: ooOOoo bonus
iris_of_ether: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
DiscordianTokkan: BITE sized, hah
zarbit: longer than I was expecting!
ShifuDaxiongmao: Oliver is precious, Oliver must be protected :D
tabbybabbyy: yay!
They_Are_Alyx: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
distrustingspectator: you guys make some high quality content!
tabbybabbyy: Mr. Mime!
niccus: blussy.
distrustingspectator: @tabbybabbyy double yay!
MAPBoardgames: Megamix? Wub-a-dub-a-duba, that true?
YeetTheRich_: the game is trying to prevent the client from killing obs
underhill33: lrrWOW
SymphonicLolita: long live blussey
distrustingspectator: Mr. Mime protects the fur child
DeM0nFiRe: sick
MAPBoardgames: !venga
LRRbot: Come on, ride the Bus, hey, ride it
NotCainNorAbel: nice
DiscordianTokkan: Ooooo
Mattmitchell45: oooooooo
Dog_of_Myth: PPR!!
laikagoat: wheelerMonkey
DigitalSeahorse: ssandSPOOKED
affinityartifacts subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 30 months, currently on a 26 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, affinityartifacts! (Today's storm count: 139)
underhill33: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Diabore: detes likely thursday
SgtBrink: mark your calendars!
Nigouki: it's always suspicious when there's both an empty saturday and a missing FNPF
NewtyNewts: I'll have to catch that later, since that's my Board Game Con date.
affinityartifacts: hi friends hope y'all are well
SniperPumpkin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 81 months, currently on a 81 month streak!
SniperPumpkin: wheeee
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Strebenherz: I mean kirby's a changeling so it works
corefluxx: Shamrock100
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to glurpygames14! They have given 1078 Gift Subs in the channel!
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GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: holy crap I_drink_to_forget_thermo I FEEL THAT ONE
DigitalSeahorse: oh Graham IS wearing a sleeve, I was like dang that's a white arm
zarbit: holy bus that is 9 years, what a community
DiscordianTokkan: It me!
DigitalSeahorse: ssandNOM
Molladia: Any QwrpLine progress updates?
dangerous_safety: Oh no I missed the stream. To the VOD I go
LordZarano: Yup, Fuch Sia
ShifuDaxiongmao: for a moment I thought Ian was doing his tie fighter impression
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
00gogo00: GLUUUURP
Baldrash subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 85 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Baldrash! (Today's storm count: 142)
00gogo00: did I miss glurp
DeM0nFiRe: oh lawd he glurpin
00gogo00: I think I missed it
affinityartifacts: <3
Fruan: @00gogo00 You missed it, but the VOD exists!
xantos69: Cheer50 Bits!
ShifuDaxiongmao: affinityartifacts !! :D
KWardJenx: Thank you!
ElektroTal: but i just got here!
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeBits guyjudgeBits guyjudgeBits
JadedCynic: o/
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: thanks for stream guys!
DEATHlikescats: have a great day yall
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
head_cannon: Thanks for the stream!
DigitalSeahorse: ssandCOIN tootCoin tootGold
dangerous_safety: bleedPurple bleedPurple bleedPurple bleedPurple bleedPurple
Jgirl13245: g'night everyone! thanks for stream!!
SymphonicLolita: go to store
mtvcdm: !store
LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun has a store! You can buy T-shirts, playmats, Qwerpline and Road Quest official merch, and much more! Check out https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ for the full catalog.
DEATHlikescats: thankies!!!!
DiscordianTokkan: Ooo new merch
Strebenherz: Thank you for the Glurp! Take care all!
DeM0nFiRe: New merch yogPog
Juliamon: Coming sooooooon?
DEATHlikescats: heck yeah!
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
emonotony: I had the exact though Ian did, especially after Glurp.
RockPusher: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
mtvcdm: Night all!
ButButTheJesus: k byeeee
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
DigitalSeahorse: katesPride katesParty
DiscordianTokkan: OKbyeeee
Phailhammer: cya :)
MichaelVYee: Byeee
BjjBrain: fingers crossed on WOODCOCK 500 hat!
SquidVorb: byeee
azureHaights: okibyeeeeeeee lrrSPOOP
LordZarano: !vod
LRRbot: Streams from the last few days can be found at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/videos and the Archive of all streams can be found at https://www.youtube.com/user/loadingreadylive
Molladia: This was a bad idea, terribly distracting while I'm supposed to answer emails whooops
Molladia: Worth it though
Juliamon: Oh, could we get an update on the stock of portable holes? They must be nearly gone, eh?
Molladia: Thankyou @zed_alpha that was totally worth it