NewtyNewts: Almost time for WILD MAGIC!!!
ultramimzee: I'm here for itt
Rosly: I was a dev, any questions before we begin?
samnewey99: !next
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Painfully_Dyslexic: @Rosly Did you have to cut any cards cos they were too "normal"?
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the absolute fattest internet
ihlendrax: Oh my….
Roborosewater_Masters: @Painfully_Dyslexic We did! For my part, working from Energy cards, there were a lot of cards that technically generated and consumed energy... but were just boring.
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NewtyNewts: Were any of the cards in the Cube moved to the Commander decks or vice versa as you were designing them?
Roborosewater_Masters: @NewtyNewts Not really *moved,* but we do actually have I think two cards that appear in both?
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Hadouken_lol_catz: @rosly will we be seeing a return of drood?
Roborosewater_Masters: Actually, now that I think about it there was one, it's a gravestorm card
NovaTiempo: !next
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Roborosewater_Masters: Clath of Conunite appears in both IIRC
Rosly: @NewtyNewts not as many as you'd think, the EDH and cube were mostly separate projects. I think maybe 5 cards moved from one to the other?
Rosly: @Hadouken_lol_catz that'd be telling
medusahead5: hi everyone! how're people doing?
Fruan: !next
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Juliamon: Hype levels are rising steadily
Fruan: Roborosewater? Neat!
Roborosewater_Masters: But also, behind the scenes, there definitely are some very silly lands... but they are slightly less silly than the OG cube, where they could win games solo haha
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Can confirm. I checked my hypeometer.
NewtyNewts: Which deck is your favourite from the set?
Roborosewater_Masters: Well I'm biased because I designed one of them... but if I were to say besides my own, I'd say Order of the Tethered. Turns out it's *insanely* hard to make a balanced gravestorm deck!
Roborosewater_Masters: It's definitely "most improved" from our early drafts
Rosly: @NewtyNewts energy easily
MrGibberish: !next
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djalternative: oh. I'm very hype
Manae: !next
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MrGibberish: !next
GapFiller: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
flatluigi: @Manae you win
Wagshadow: say it with me chat: red green is the best deck
Catastrophil: @Manae Nice shot
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MrGibberish: Beat me to it
Manae: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
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Manae: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Sientir: Chaos time! :D
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GredGredmansson: benginChaos
chad_chadsworth: this song is a jam
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Friday Night Paper Fight! Tonight let's play Commander with totally normal, not at all fake AI generated Roborosewater cards! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Faj-MttUYAEhXhG.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1560779664255135744
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hugogol21: how are y'all feeling about that newly revealed ajani with infect?
Cubingguy714: they massacred my boy
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lithopseffect: it's been so long since I caught the FNPF live, and probably my last chance until next semester
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL shout out to the Roborosewater graphic design folks. Why have all these colors if you aren't going to use them? :p
Orxolon: hello everybody!
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NovaTiempo: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
Roborosewater_Masters: Thanks! I generated the art for the packs, Ancient Chaos did the art for the promo images
Cubingguy714: anyone read the squee story?
MegaDosX: s o o n
AmberArakada: s o o n
Wiliart: Pausing my roadquest rewatch to watch this mayhem. Let's see what weirdness it brings.
chad_chadsworth: s o o m
dewrules235: Soon TM
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: stuff
NovaTiempo: Commence utter nonsense!
Witchy_Diana: oooh
ihlendrax: Stuff. Seems appropriate for tonight.
chad_chadsworth: jank time!
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Sage0fMadness: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
anhakha: its 1am here in the UK...
Shadowlynk: Nonsense:07 PM!
Rosly: we have six devs in chat so if you all have questions, please ask!!
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flatluigi: !card ozference
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
GredGredmansson: I AM READY FOR CHAOD
Ancient_Chaos: My body is ready
Charlie_Victor7: Honey it's time to get up, it's nonsense o'clock
JerryEris: Wooo
chad_chadsworth: good thing nellys there, i'd call judge 2 times each turn
Finalsora811: !ck
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awfulw0rldk1d: Hey I'm one of the RRWMC playtesters and I have been waiting for this for SO LONG
Wagshadow: @Ancient_Chaos let's gooo AC
Sage0fMadness: LET US HAVE CHOAS
NewtyNewts: Let's go, Cows!
GhostValv: tqsLurk benginLurk
TamesLovesGames: Well this should certainly be a thing
DaJay42: we are certainly going to have a time
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Charlie_Victor7: !card ozeference
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
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electra310: New button that says "From Seattle to the World," just to confuse everyone
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ihlendrax: Wait…there’s a CK command? When did we get that?
SrMuskrat: I hope Ben's deck has the card the draws the game.
MegaDosX: Thank.
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awfulw0rldk1d: :O
GhostValv: :)
SpaceBattery: rip
GredGredmansson: JUND
Sogheim: oh do we have a judge friend like Serge today or does Nelson have to be both player and table judge?
twitch_xeo: just dub it over in post, Ben
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azurite_d: my favorite is Beej
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Each player lost the game.
MegaDosX: !card companion cage
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
fhorrigan: No lose the game cards PLEASE
GredGredmansson: !card someone
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Sage0fMadness: No Companion Cage??
chad_chadsworth: !card cup
Rourke9: with a HEALTHY dose of Human Curation yea
Roborosewater_Masters: There are I think two cards that appear in both? One of them is a land
Ancient_Chaos: No companion cage
awfulw0rldk1d: Companion Cage is exclusive to the cube version
dphkraken: There are some definite lose cons
Ancient_Chaos: But a bunch of other WILD stuff
Vooxen: Cage! Cage! Cage!
Sage0fMadness: LUL that was so good Ben
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MegaDosX: I wonder what spicy reprints there are going to be in this set lrrBEEJ
Rosly: unfortunately no companion cage
MegaDosX: Partner commanders even
GredGredmansson: Indalgent
Makyxx: The decks have ai art only btw
awfulw0rldk1d: The playtest game I was in one of the decks went overboard enough that they had to remove the card it used for a wincon
Ancient_Chaos: Even I thought it was Indulgent for a while
Makyxx: hi i did one of the decks
Roborosewater_Masters: hehehe
whitebadgerwolf88: great looking group for a silly game of magic lrrAWESOME and glad to see Ben has been let back into the Moonbase!!
Rourke9: @awfulw0rldk1d thats wonderful
GredGredmansson: chaos chaos chaos
Rosly: i helped with development!
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Wagshadow: that's me!
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MegaDosX: Raiders!
delusionalprole: wheelerY wheelerH
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laikagoat: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
MegaDosX: Just in time for the nonsense
NovaTiempo: Adam! lean back!
Sibwow: wheelerPig wheelerPig
thraximore: wheelerMuldcb
Roborosewater_Masters: I designed the energy deck!
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AmazingChest: wheelerOok
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JDMan94: excited for silly commander shenanigans
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silverdrgn14: Graham?
ReubenHux: wheelio
Piecrust9: Hello! Why is this just chatting?
zhrang911: wheelerY wheelerH
moistical_tutor: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
Techattack46: Hi Adam
Ancient_Chaos: I'm only partially sorry if I break your brain Graham.
CoemgenTaillear: wheelerMonkey wheelerOok wheelerMonkey
couchboyj: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE
Uncle_Francis: wheelerY wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH wheelerOok
Mastion: wheelerY wheelerH wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
DrStrangeAL: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
NovaTiempo: OHNO
BusTed: Vibrant.
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FofoATL: whoa 4 awesome players slinging some roborosewater spells
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Wagshadow: shoutout to Ancient Chaos for these
awfulw0rldk1d: I playtested The Arken Legion and had a great time with my best friend Enemotu
benjamin_wheeler: wheelerFee wheelerT
chad_chadsworth: watt the hell?!
gsyhiap: Holy Psychedelia
matthaus_c: wheelerGre wheelerEed wheelerH
Makyxx: it is it is
artemi7: This art is a mind trip
SnowbirdMike: Good name
Roborosewater_Masters: In playtesting we used a calculator to track energy. Glad to see y'all have some method to track that
MegaDosX: Oh boy
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BusTed: seabatOAK
MegaDosX: That sounds perfect for Adam
ThatsABigPanda: OMGI am excited for this, bought the other Robo rosewater cube and Commander decks becasue I saw you all play them and you were so riiight.... they are amazing to play with
Rourke9: I believe in Adam
Piecrust9: @LoadingReadyRun is there a reason the stream is set to "just chatting"?
Finalsora811: Sounds like an Adam deck, tbh.
kumatsu: Big Dumb Idiot Tribal
Rourke9: turtle up!!
couchboyj: Only math Adam likes is doubling triggers
chad_chadsworth: is adam on sultai?
awfulw0rldk1d: RG stompy is one of my favorite archetypes so I had a great time piloting The Arken Legion
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GredGredmansson: !card earthwapmer
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
dphkraken: There's a doubler in the no-math deck
SnowbirdMike: all my decks have the "Nothing" strategy
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Lupus2253: yay 42. 42! Hmm, somebody should probably check if there is going to be any upcoming road construction. Ah Well, maybe later time for some serious Magic.
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Roborosewater_Masters: I think the Arken Legion has some of the most fun single cards ngl
GapFiller: Piecrust9 tbf they are just Chatting rn
MrPipboy3000: But if they are big attackers, then then are thicc blockers ... right?
JDMan94: Adam also likes the math of drawing value off of mirrors
LoadingReadyRun: @Piecrust9 nope, fixed
MegaDosX: Oh wow
NovaTiempo: 7 land?
electra310: Maybe it's Just Chatting because they're not technically magic cards?
MegaDosX: Jund, Esper, four no white and four no red
Ancient_Chaos: Top seven were made to be keepable
thraximore: here we gooooo
awfulw0rldk1d: @MegaDosX actually Arken Legion is Gruul, not Jund
Ancient_Chaos: VERY carefully
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hyrulesavior: "reading the cards explains the cards" is a promise you can't keep
JDMan94: I love when Graham loses it
MegaDosX: @awfulw0rldk1d Oh I misread that. Cool nonetheless
SnowbirdMike: Reading the gibberish explains the gibberish
JDMan94: every time he cracks, I always crack
LRRbot: Nebula's Carnicade | Land | T: Add U, B, or B. / Cycling 2
medusahead5: too much energy
MegaDosX: Blue, black, or black
PhorrestGaze: chat can keep track, you can trust us
thraximore: cool
NewtyNewts: Truel land!
owmacohe: LMAO
matthaus_c: Fetid Pools glow up
artemi7: Holy heck thhat's a sweet land
thraximore: my kind of land
NarishmaReborn: i want that land
kumatsu: Underground Sea just isn't strong enough
MegaDosX: Outstanding
dphkraken: Bi-ome
Sogheim: a cycling untapped dual land?!
JDMan94: black or black, when you gotta decide how goth you are that day
elah806: I'm going to have to be very careful about when I sip my drink this stream
Rourke9: More choices are better :)
MegaDosX: Sol Ring!
chad_chadsworth: cool basics!
LRRbot: Rift of Briephion | Land | Rift of Briephion enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / T: Add R or G.
AdamYMHMI: But what about SECOND swamp?
GredGredmansson: 2nd black, clearly, looking at that hybrid symbol
awfulw0rldk1d: Also, the commander decks have unique art for each copy of a land that they have!
Ancient_Chaos: Oh, just wait until you see the lands for arcane
couchboyj: I dont think they know about second black, Pippin
Xafty: "we have had first black, but what about second black?"
MurphEP: I really like "Angelic Angel"
Finalsora811: Fast land.
NovaTiempo: Yes!
LRRbot: Screamy Priest [R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | When Screamy Priest enters the battlefield, you get EEE EEE. / Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, Screamy Priest gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
JDMan94: ah my nickname in college
Saintnex: Wow the power of these lands :D
MegaDosX: WHAT
SymphonicLolita: amazing....
BusTed: Ok then.
SnowbirdMike: Jesus
Sage0fMadness: @couchboyj rlySmart
adept_nekomancer: He's screaming because of all the energy
artemi7: @LoadingReadyRun Are the basic land arts in the card reader too?
Roborosewater_Masters: Oh boy. Fun fact: Sheeted Memories has no basic lands
Rourke9: wow sure is screamy
Saintnex: Uhhhh wut
GredGredmansson: tomScream
NarishmaReborn: banned
H4tz_Tv: Screamy because EEE EEE
theBeardWitch: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
SquareDotCube: best when combined with Here Screaming
electra310: aaaaaaaaa! Amen
MegaDosX: Oh my god that'd be cracked in half in actual Magic
ultramimzee: turn 1 6 energy
Darleysam: "that would be incredible in Limited"
chad_chadsworth: no basics?
awfulw0rldk1d: Watt the Hell generates pretty preposterous amounts of energy if it goes off
GreatWahooney: Screamy Priest sure sounds like a goblin :D
matthaus_c: Ulamarvel loves a Screamy Priest
JDMan94: hey, that card is canon to Monster Inc. Screaming = wnergy
LRRbot: Watch for See | Land — Swamp Forest | Watch for See enters the battlefield tapped. / When Watch for See enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / T: Add U or B.
Wiliart: That priest yells WHAT really hard and we can make energy out of it.
Desruprot: ah Roborosewater
Roborosewater_Masters: Also fun fact: Watt the Hell has only snow basics. I will drink if we find out why
BusTed: 👀
Saintnex: Are we sure the priest is screamy and not just the opponents?
Ancient_Chaos: I made a joke about this on the tweet, I didn't expect it to be the first card the deck played
chad_chadsworth: no basics and snow basics
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ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: happy friday everyone!
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NarishmaReborn: first or second black?
BjjBrain: it's detachable
LRRbot: Disprofice | Land | You may untap Disprofice during each other player’s untap step. / T: Add U or B. / 1, T, Sacrifice Disprofice: Investigate.
Kadenus: what?!
thraximore: yo, sick
Gobukiller: Wait, which profice?
chad_chadsworth: what?
PhorrestGaze: which profice?
SnowbirdMike: I want this land
Diabore: wtf
FofoATL: busted land
Desruprot: 👀looking at the sea
Sage0fMadness: wow that is bonkers good
thraximore: @SnowbirdMike same
chad_chadsworth: busted
LRRbot: Merchant's Mastergidg [2] | Artifact | T, Pay 1 life: Add U or B. / 1, T, Sacrifice Merchant’s Mastergidg: Investigate.
hyrulesavior: profice of kruphix
SymphonicLolita: LUL
JDMan94: ain't just a regular Gidg
JDMan94: it's a MASTERgidg
GredGredmansson: Dimir clues lets go
Roborosewater_Masters: Man, sac to investigate is great bcos it's potential gravestorm +2
artemi7: That is a sweet rock
Finalsora811: ~dis profice
Makyxx: nelson seems to be missing a plains
Desruprot: gidg
adept_nekomancer: Which profice? Dis one.
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Diabore: @Roborosewater_Masters im sorry, theres gravestorm?
LRRbot: Confront Ulpine [RR] | Creature — Dauthi Giant [0/2] | T, Pay 1 life: Add GG.
G_476: @Roborosewater_Masters good lord
artemi7: @Roborosewater_Masters Are the basic land arts also ai generated?
GredGredmansson: Dauthi Giant
JDMan94: so much ramp
ancientspark: High powered format
YeetTheRich_: what did the ulpine ever do to you
Roborosewater_Masters: CONFRONT THE ULPINE
SnowbirdMike: 0/2 giant
tabbyphobos: I thought it untaps on each OTHER player's endsteps
Saintnex: The power of these ramps is wild
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theamc2000: Adam with the basic lands
awfulw0rldk1d: @Roborosewater_Masters Sheeted Memories (Nelson) Is a gravestorm deck!
owmacohe: I'm already crying with laughter
GredGredmansson: tomScream tomScream tomScream tomScream tomScream tomScream
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LRRbot: Milled Fate | Land | Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, you get E. / T, Pay EEE: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
Roborosewater_Masters: Oh boy here we go
Dalouer: confront ulpine is a giant.. ulpine is the kid?
thatguyyeshim: wow that art
FofoATL: that art whew
MegaDosX: OH WOW
medusahead5: MILLED FATE
Diabore: thats a badass land
Kadenus: sweet art
mastershake29x: @tabbyphobos it does, but also naturally does during your turn
NovaTiempo: G :p
FofoATL: get an energy
LRRbot: Underworld Shaman [1G] | Legendary Creature — Wurm [3/3] | When Underworld Shaman enters the battlefield, you get EEEEE. / Pay EEEE: Return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate this ability only during your turn and only once each turn. / Partner
SnowbirdMike: 5!!!
MegaDosX: Fucking what
GredGredmansson: plus 1 extra from the land
NewtyNewts: And a creature entered the battlefield!
GreatWahooney: +1 from your land
thraximore: might as well get the calculator out
dphkraken: Get a duel disk
Ancient_Chaos: You might want an on-screen counter
ThatsABigPanda: The underworld shaman deck does make a TON of energy, can confirm. lol
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adept_nekomancer: milled fate should give one extra energy, right?
Vooxen: A creature entered the battlefield, so another energy?
laikagoat: one more energy
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun ben is at 9 energy due to milled land
Kadenus: +1 energy from the land
circusofkirkus: land trigger
GredGredmansson: @LoadingReadyRun Ben should have 9 energy from the land
medusahead5: yeah legit, energygy time
GreatWahooney: yay!
NarishmaReborn: cool wurm
Roborosewater_Masters: Fun fact: at one time, Energy had a commander that could return cards from any player's graveyard to the battlefield at instant speed. It was... a bit much
Voxel_H: Hello friends! tettlesMeowdy
MegaDosX: Also hi raiders, welcome to this nonsense
niccus: ben might have to invent algebra over the course of this game
Dog_of_Myth: breyaBustChut breyaBustChut
WuzStream: bmkJAM
SnowbirdMike: For2 mana!!!
JDMan94: Big Energy
sarahtheanimetomboy: BEEF CHAT IS HERE!
SpaceBattery: welcome raiders!
affinityartifacts: cool kids raid LRR
Rourke9: that deck seems extremely mathy
WaitWaitDontKillMe: which POE build is this?
Omthebox: Hi again affinityartifacts
theamc2000: dolphinHaw wheelerY wheelerH dolphinHaw
Roborosewater_Masters: i went through like 5 or 6 different commanders before we got it balanced
LRRbot: Pillage | Land | Pillage enters the battlefield tapped. / T: Add W. / 1, T, Sacrifice Pillage: Return target Arcane card from your graveyard to your hand.
Rourke9: @Roborosewater_Masters lol thanks for not doing that to all of us
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ArmadilloAL: Bust Chut
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fhorrigan: Muh chut bust chut
saucemaster5000: what do lame kids raid? Shadow Legends?
Diabore: wow uh, thats bad
MegaDosX: Arcane?!?
raulghoulia: all graham's lands come in already transformed
Rourke9: The once per turn seems so restrained
Voxel_H: wait what are we playing?
Desruprot: Pillage that arcane
Ancient_Chaos: This was started WELL before NEO was announced
Diabore: @Voxel_H roborosewater commander
YeetTheRich_: buried ruin for arcane
NovaTiempo: Perfectly normal magic
GredGredmansson: Spiral Chaos Commander @Voxel_H
awfulw0rldk1d: oh right that one's sheeted memories, Gravestorm is Order of the Tethered
SK__Ren: YES, give me more splice
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Excellent question. Next question?
Roborosewater_Masters: Splice is fun but it's *real* mana hungrty
LRRbot: Abrupt Bennelet | Land | T: Add W or U. / WW, T: Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
Roborosewater_Masters: We went through so many revisions of gravestorm's mana base
NewtyNewts: Ben-Nelly?
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arkham1981: I am so here for this kind of nonsense.
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chad_chadsworth: nelly's got all the dual lands
artemi7: Holy heck the power of these lands
TindiLosi: These lands are so OP
GreatWahooney: I think you need to adopt star trek pronunciation rules - whoever says it first decides what's correct
LRRbot: Duskmaster of Sedge [2U{W/B}] | Legendary Creature — Horror [5/6] | When Duskmaster of Sedge or another Cleric you control attacks, create a Treasure token. / Golem creatures you control have deathtouch.
AliceLovelin: Duskmaster of Sadge
ArmadilloAL: Question: Will I need to remember what all of these cards do? Is there a test?
thraximore: ooooooooh pretty
YeetTheRich_: sick art
awfulw0rldk1d: Treasures are great for Gravestorm for obvious reasons
Rourke9: loving all the artifact tokens
Ancient_Chaos: For random trivia, the name Sheeted Memories comes from the poem Dream-Land by Poe
JDMan94: hmm, esper tokens?
public_key_reveal_party: I am so bummed I can't stick around for this for long, but I am 100% watching this vod as soon as I can
Wagshadow: the treasures are VERY important for gravestorm
ThatsABigPanda: whats the over / under Ben makes everyone lose (Or win!) with a sorcery hahaha
awfulw0rldk1d: @JDMan94 Esper Gravestorm
MaskedBeeX: Splicer's got a new Commander
Darleysam: new Card Kingdom badge
HadesLeprechaun: each creature makes treasures, oof
Diabore: !card disprofice
LRRbot: Disprofice | Land | You may untap Disprofice during each other player’s untap step. / T: Add U or B. / 1, T, Sacrifice Disprofice: Investigate.
Makyxx: I'll have you know that i didnt want the mana base to be all duals but the other decks forced my hand
Desruprot: an interesting commander
Roborosewater_Masters: Man I love how the art transforms between the front and back frace
matthaus_c: you: Screamy Priest, the guy Sedgemoor Witch tells you not to worry about: Duskmaster of Sedge
LRRbot: Flooded Strings | Land | T: Add C. / 1R, T: Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
Rourke9: classic cleric/golem tribal
thraximore: @nix_gd yes? umbraSmile
GredGredmansson: the land has firebreathing
MegaDosX: That land just seems honestly fine
HadesLeprechaun: he's playing a stringed instrument in the river
anhakha: it might be a key-tar
adept_nekomancer: You fiddle while things burn, and cello while they flood
LRRbot: Guild Spray [RG] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your draw step, draw an additional card. / At the beginning of your end step, mill a card.
awfulw0rldk1d: I LOVE GUILD SPRAY
EvilBadman: One time time fire-breathing
dphkraken: GRUULFITI
MegaDosX: Huh.
JDMan94: that's SO COOP
chad_chadsworth: not even discard
thatguyyeshim: very neat
wurmbane: Are these an actual product, or something made up specifically for/by LRR?
owmacohe: The wall says GRU
LRRbot: Exhistication [1G] | Enchantment | Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
awfulw0rldk1d: I playtested Arken Legion and Guild Spray was such a friend
niccus: well that's broken
Kadenus: wow
JDMan94: also cool
artemi7: HOLY HECK I WANT THAT
Rourke9: so close to that rock spelling gruul
Diabore: EACH
Roborosewater_Masters: OH DANG THE COMBO
DeM0nFiRe: Wow
Koshindan: Combo
NovaTiempo: oof
laikagoat: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
Finalsora811: EACH?!
YeetTheRich_: you what
MurphEP: Each?!
Lightningbro: Wow, that's JUST a neat card.
JDMan94: the COMBO
awfulw0rldk1d: THE COMBO
thraximore: the SYNERGY
GredGredmansson: GAVIN
PhorrestGaze: oh heck
niccus: and these are both just cracked
Diabore: GAVIN!
GreatWahooney: GAVIN
thatguyyeshim: EACH!?
MegaDosX: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S EACH?!?
HadesLeprechaun: mill
MacabreAurora: GAVIN?!
couchboyj: seabatClap seabatOAK seabatClap seabatOAK seabatClap
artemi7: GAVIN
theamc2000: Those are too cheap
LRRbot: Ponder Lightning [G] | Creature — Human Knight [2/1] | 1G: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Desruprot: woah
theamc2000: Ro oro se
HadesLeprechaun: "Hmm..."
IbunWest: Excuse you
MegaDosX: EXCUSE ME
Koshindan: Doesn't even tap.
GredGredmansson: THAT'S NOT A TAP ABILITY
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MadWolf1290: ponder, if you will, lightning
thraximore: "hmm"
bytecaster: High powered magic
theamc2000: T hat is not a sac
Sage0fMadness: GAVIN?!
LRRbot: Tidal Pet | Land | Tidal Pet enters the battlefield tapped. / T: Add R. / T: Add U or B. Tidal Pet deals 1 damage to you.
Roborosewater_Masters: *love* the art for tidal pet
MrTheWalrus: "You ever just think about lightning?"
thraximore: @theamc2000 it's not even a TAP
Desruprot: hmm
GredGredmansson: I feel like Adam is the danger deck here
artemi7: That's a neat pain land
Kelderan: hmm
couchboyj: If you ponder ball lightning, you are also pondering an orb
NewtyNewts: Why does Blue ping you, and not Red?
hyrulesavior: red's free but the dimir'll cost ya
LRRbot: Templebook Assault [1B] | Creature — Bird [2/1] | Templebook Assault enters the battlefield tapped. / When Templebook Assault enters the battlefield, you get EEEE. / Pay EEE EEE: Return Templebook Assault to its owner’s hand, then draw a card.
anhakha: We can't say gavin - what name do we say instead of gavin?
ArmadilloAL: Still better than Wizards' School.
dphkraken: THE PENGUIN!
Kadenus: wow
SymphonicLolita: oh that art is sick
Roborosewater_Masters: Evil penguin
Dog_of_Myth: Bird
MrTheWalrus: "You mean 'textbook'?" "No."
awfulw0rldk1d: Arken Legion is deceptively strong for how relatively simple it is compared to the shenanigans the other decks get up to
MegaDosX: You guys went nuts with the energy
SnowbirdMike: That why the preist was screaming. Damn book.
medusahead5: 2 energy to draw
Painfully_Dyslexic: i could see some of these with some work being real cards
SeaDiegoFC: Birb!
Desruprot: poor book
Finalsora811: So basically pay 2 energy, draw a card?
dphkraken: Templebook assault is card advantage
airylan: This looks awesome. Well done, card curators.
flatluigi: i feel like it's time to get the calculator
couchboyj: Roborosewater threw the color pie into a blender
Wonderdoc: Wait those kinda exist right? Isnt there a cycle from homelands of really really bad trilands?
NewtyNewts: And some mana.
KeytarCat: @artemi7 I can imagine this showing up in real magic, but that bar is kinda weird
MegaDosX: Now just cast Aetherworks Marvel and spin that wheel
SeismicLawns: assault gains 4 so 10 energy
H4tz_Tv: @Roborosewater_Masters Can you get these decks from somewhere?
HadesLeprechaun: @Finalsora811 1 energy, cuz his land gets him an energy for creatures entering the battlefield
owenp1: will these decks be added to the wheel of precons??
Ancient_Chaos: Commander damage literally never mattered in playtesting
LRRbot: Milled Fate | Land | Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, you get E. / T, Pay EEE: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
dphkraken: If you go on the RRWM discord you can get the MakePlayingCards cart
Finalsora811: I missed that it was a creature. Wow. Seems good.
LRRbot: Alliant Spring | Land — Island Dog | T: Add B.
Roborosewater_Masters: @H4tz_Tv Yup! My pinned tweet or the pinned post in our discord server has links to where you can get them printed from MPC
ancientspark: Yo, my Island Dog
EvilBadman: What's Island Dog
DeM0nFiRe: OhMyDog
AmazingChest: OhMyDog
MegaDosX: Tap that dog!
Nukified: I love it
thraximore: it's a Dog
bytecaster: That land is a good boy!
PhorrestGaze: I love them
GredGredmansson: !updog
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matthaus_c: island dog is like a henway, chat
PhormDjinni: No man is an island. But a DOG on the other hand....
LRRbot: Angelic Pitchworld [1UU] | Creature — Spirit [2/4] | When Angelic Pitchworld enters the battlefield, target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. / When Angelic Pitchworld is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return Angelic Pitchworld to its owner’s hand.
YeetTheRich_: strictly better underground sea because it's a dog
medusahead5: not a swamp dg
flatluigi: angelic pitchworld goes yeet
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hugogol21: butter dog the dog with the mana on it
Desruprot: Island Dog without PP/T
chad_chadsworth: its an island that has tap to add a black
awfulw0rldk1d: There was a playtest where everyone was still alive and then a certain combination of cards was played and we just decided that the person whose turn it was won on the spot
nix_gd: oooh good art
thatguyyeshim: that's really good
MegaDosX: That is a very strong card
IzlanntheLion: +1 engery
Koshindan: Has wings but not flying. :(
Zanzabar_: is all the art on the cards computer generated too?
ApocalypseEnthusiast: i wonder if angelic angel is actually an angel
raulghoulia: I for one can't wait for Angelic Angel
Roborosewater_Masters: Card art is all AI generated also!
matthaus_c: Remy definitely taps for B
JDMan94: he brought home a whole swamp
medusahead5: that's a good boy right there
GredGredmansson: @ApocalypseEnthusiast an actual, Grixis angel
CaffeinatedLemur wanders into this chaos of chaos
jdhays: The dog just brings you a skull
JDMan94: dog has swamp ass
nix_gd: yeah all the art is very impressive
Makyxx: yes, this time all of them @Zanzabar_
Diabore: !card duskmaster
LRRbot: Duskmaster of Sedge [2U{W/B}] | Legendary Creature — Horror [5/6] | When Duskmaster of Sedge or another Cleric you control attacks, create a Treasure token. / Golem creatures you control have deathtouch.
awfulw0rldk1d: THE FOOT TOKEN
awfulw0rldk1d: i remember the foot token
LRRbot: Healer of the Wall [3B] | Creature — Human Advisor [3/2] | Healer of the Wall gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control. / T: Exile target card from a graveyard. If you do, create a Gold token.
YeetTheRich_: show foot token
awfulw0rldk1d: it is a typeless permanent named Foot
medusahead5: no feet yet
GreatWahooney: oh thank goodness, my wall was feeling a little under the weather
artemi7: @Roborosewater_Masters How big of an MPC order for this? It's like 450 cards with tokens or so?
Lightningbro: Foot token, I already look forward to THAT hitting the board.
thraximore: don't want to confuse the two
dphkraken: Foot token was a cube thing
chaostreader: Are the tokens in alphabetical order?
Roborosewater_Masters: EDH decks + tokens is about that yeah
Rourke9: so far it seems like these might actually be multiple friday night paper fights worth of fun
Roborosewater_Masters: Tokens should be sorted alphabetically?
SnowbirdMike: Seems right
LRRbot: Guardian Encounter | Land | Guardian Encounter enters the battlefield tapped unless you control an Island. / T: Add W or B.
Lavaeolous1: gold tokens tap and sac for a mana inherently don't they?
hugogol21: average roborosewater rulings issu
adept_nekomancer: So it's a land that really doesn't want to be a creature.
matthaus_c: it was a Good Move to have a Judge at the table tonight
niccus: huh, split checkland
bytecaster: Printable
GredGredmansson: one of those could be an island idk
Koshindan: If that land was a creature, it would be Die-ad arbor.
Roborosewater_Masters: Gold tokens are just sac to make mana, don't tap
Awesomenessmanforizzle: @Lavaeolous1 gold tokens don't have to tap
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flatluigi: oh i'd like to have that checkland cycle
lithopseffect: that seems downright reasonable
HadesLeprechaun: yeah gold doesnt need to tap
Rourke9: yea that does seem like a normal cool card
corpocracy: Kinda like a land with +1/+1 counters that isn't a creature. Doesn't actually do anything
Roborosewater_Masters: Gold tokens also matter for Improvise?
chad_chadsworth: like ognis
Veralos: I'm not sure normal judges are qualified for AI rules
dphkraken: Foot token
niccus: only AI generated judges are allowed
LRRbot: Flaring Denial | Land | T: Add R. / R, T: Untap target creature.
CobaltShuriken: move to cheat step
thatguyyeshim: what!?
thraximore: oh my
SeismicLawns: what is adam's creature again?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: @corpocracy there is that Graft land
GredGredmansson: @SeismicLawns a dork that taps for double green
Ancient_Chaos: @Veralos We only had to add a handful of extra rules, and they're all intuitive.
Wagshadow: @SeismicLawns 0/2- t; pay 1 life: gain GG
Finalsora811: Yeah, I think the story was that WotC created Treasure tokens because they didn't want Gold to have too much synergy with Improvise in Standard at the time.
chad_chadsworth: everyone out here aith ai cards, but adam only has 2022 gruul cards
LRRbot: Confront Ulpine [RR] | Creature — Dauthi Giant [0/2] | T, Pay 1 life: Add GG.
NewtyNewts: Did he pay 1 life, or 2?
LRRbot: Village Burger [G] | Creature — Wurm [2/3] | Whenever Village Burger becomes blocked by a creature, destroy that creature.
NovaTiempo: um
Roborosewater_Masters: Ah yeah the burger!
Kadenus: what?!
flatluigi: bunger bunger bunger
laikagoat: wtf
MegaDosX: What.
DeM0nFiRe: Wow
MrTheWalrus: Welcome to Village Burger, may I take your order?
dphkraken: green in the pool? better clean it out
DeM0nFiRe: And it's a 2/3 for G lol
Diabore: 1 green floating
Saintnex: Wut the heck
matthaus_c: whenever it BECOMES BLOCKED?
CaffeinatedLemur: uh oh
Awesomenessmanforizzle: busted burger
BusTed: "Can I have the, uhh..."
MegaDosX: I want that for my Neyith deck
SnowbirdMike: Yellow in the pool is when i move to the other side
SK__Ren: I mean Burger is just someone from a Burg, right?
GredGredmansson: BUGSNAX
EnderofGames: "Can I have the, uhh..."
Nukified: everyone has that village burger huh
CompSciJedi: "Can I have the, uhh..."
NewtyNewts: Welcome to Villageburger, home of the Village Burger
MegaDosX: !card neyith of the wild hunt
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
awfulw0rldk1d: note that this means it isn't damaged by the block
matthaus_c: Bwurmger
Shadowlynk: BUNGER
Makyxx: Should have been a ritual monster smh
Argumentable: I could go for a village burger
Roborosewater_Masters: Dominaria's finest hurgusburgus
dphkraken: Wurmsnax
niccus: give it trample and it's unblockable
AtrusOfMyst: Well we can all agree that burger
LRRbot: Betrot Told Troops [1G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [2/1] | Whenever Betrot Told Troops or another creature you control deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
JDMan94: B u n g e r
GreatWahooney: Just like in that song, burg is the wurm
h3rsh3yb4r: Most burgers in my village give you worms
SrMuskrat: hungry burgers long lost cousin
flatluigi: the troops were told "betrot"
asthanius: this is just cracked
Balaur1135: If the AI service gets good enough that it can produce a coherent set without curation or without MUCH curation, how good would it have to get before WotC uses it?
Saintnex: Okay, Adam’s deck is super scary :D
awfulw0rldk1d: arken legion really goes
Roborosewater_Masters: Arken legion is *definitely* faster than a lot of the other decks that need to build up combos
dphkraken: WotC has some card design attribution rules
artemi7: @Roborosewater_Masters Does the Ai generate basic land art too?
dphkraken: like Maro can't look at custom cards
Rourke9: Is 'It' referring to Betrot Told Troops, or the damaging creature?
ArdCollider: @Balaur1135 making sets is simpler than integrating the impact across an entire product line.
Roborosewater_Masters: We did generate all the land art!
matthaus_c: OH YES
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SnowbirdMike: hahahahahahaha
Kaorti: um
CompSciJedi: NOPE
Roborosewater_Masters: OH NO
videowitch: ewwww
laikagoat: fionLOL
NewtyNewts: oh no
Sibwow: digimon time
chad_chadsworth: HELL YES
MrTheWalrus: oh no
thraximore: hahaha
Kaorti: uuuuuummmm
electra310: OH NO
SymphonicLolita: NotLikeThis
JDMan94: ah, yes
BusTed: 🤔
Fruan: @Balaur1135 When AI gets that good, civilization as we know it has been structurally altered, so who knows?
Awesomenessmanforizzle: :O
thatguyyeshim: :(
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
cmdrelk: Ew.
SeismicLawns: please don't tell us what the card does
Dread_Pirate_Westley: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
azurite_d: oh...
thraximore: but are they from the Coast?
MaskedBeeX: Sounds Simic
shendaras: lrrSPOOP
FixTheJames: I can just hear the Leisure Suit it's wearing.
dangerous_safety: LUL
MegaDosX: OK but why though.
Ancient_Chaos: HOLY SHIT ALREADY
GredGredmansson: it's animal breeding, right?
LRRbot: Will of Flames | Land — Masticore | T: Add C. / 2, T: Put a bed counter on Will of Flames. / 4, T: Remove a bed counter from Will of Flames. / T: Add U or R. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery. / B, T, Sacrifice a Knight: Destroy target nonforect enchantment. Scry 1.
saucemaster5000: That wizard gets it
NewtyNewts: 8th son of a wizzard
dphkraken: Companion cage is in it we lied
AtrusOfMyst: Hey a Pokemon Breeder
JDMan94: the wizard is a Pokémon Breeder
Roborosewater_Masters: BE VERY CAREFUL WITH BREEDING WIZARD AND MILLED FATE
flatluigi: rowan, halp
awfulw0rldk1d: oh Breeding Wizard is a deceptively strong card
itsr67: b e d
samnewey99: Partners with submissive wizard
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
MegaDosX: A which counter?
Spades_Slicc: One sec gotta make an onlyfans
SnowbirdMike: bed counter?
Gobukiller: I went to high school with a Will Of Flames
medusahead5: breeding wizard
matthaus_c: @Roborosewater_Masters brand new sentences TM
artemi7: b e d ? GAVIN
beckstromsavestheday: Rainbow dad Nelson is the best
awfulw0rldk1d: Milled Fate is even stronger than Breeding Wizard though
YeetTheRich_: tap to bed
Diabore: nonforect!
Ancient_Chaos: Ben, DO NOT play Breeding Wizard
dphkraken: BREEDING WIZARD? BED COUNTER?
DeM0nFiRe: wat
Morrigan9: that synergise with breeding wizard
asthanius: my enchantment is so forect
adept_nekomancer: Keep those bed counters away from the breeding wizard
AmazingChest: nonforect!?
ArmadilloAL: I hate it when my bed counters are nonforect.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Completely useless against my forect deck!
thraximore: so... an enchantment
couchboyj: Get forect
medusahead5: forectsian obvs
AtrusOfMyst: Forect Preganante
SrMuskrat: that implies the existence of forect enchantments
thatguyyeshim: so it's a sorcery speed blue, red land
Argumentable: Can't wait for someone to play a forect enchantment
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niccus: sorcery speed mana tap is... maybe interestinfg
Awesomenessmanforizzle: forect tribal
Gaz_L: forectsians, in this format?
Nukified: oops
MegaDosX: Oh no.
YeetTheRich_: sorcery speed mana abilities have to be a rules nightmares
awfulw0rldk1d: yeah that's a non-optional infinite combo
LRRbot: Breeding Wizard [2G] | Creature — Goblin Shaman [2/2] | Whenever you get one or more E, Create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
asthanius: OH
YeetTheRich_: oh
MegaDosX: WHAT
matthaus_c: OH
chad_chadsworth: nice
YeetTheRich_: OH
Diabore: yup, thats game over
Alex_Frostfire: Oh yeah, that's an infinite loop.
Rourke9: oh no
Saintnex: Oh.
Nukified: yay combo
Shadowlynk: (NOTE: Mandatory!)
anhakha: oof
MegaDosX: Oh yeah that's the game ends in a draw
chad_chadsworth: just hard locks, great
artemi7: Discard it and draw another card
YeetTheRich_: wheelerLoop wheelerLoop wheelerLoop
Vooxen: Cage! Cage! Cage!
yoric_the_skull: END IT
awfulw0rldk1d: OH NO
NovaTiempo: Unlimited spirits!
Roborosewater_Masters: I guess I need to finish my drink huh
lithopseffect: lmao
GredGredmansson: The Energyclipper
awfulw0rldk1d: BEN GETS ANOTHER DRAW
thatguyyeshim: so hey, instant game draw
zhrang911: It just draws the game
medusahead5: yep
twitch_xeo: So... that's the Companion Cage?
TimeToFry: Somehow, Ben got another Companion Cage
awfulw0rldk1d: it happened again
adept_nekomancer: He got his companion cage after all!
thatguyyeshim: do it ben, draw a roborosewater game again
NewtyNewts: Hey Ben. All Players Lose The Game?
medusahead5: no cage
medusahead5: plz
GredGredmansson: totally an angelic angel
artemi7: Just pitch it and draw another card?
lithopseffect: you gave him Companion Cage again
niccus: i guess breeding wizard is into companion cage play
Desruprot: that wizard is a shaman that makes spirits, okay
aussie_rob_w: Ben and his Companion Cages
MadWolf1290: (Note: This effect is mandatory.) is the best text
LRRbot: Angelic Angel [1UBR] | Legendary Creature — Dragon [3/3] | Whenever you get one or more E, add two mana of different colors. / Partner
BusTed: Super angelic.
asthanius: WHAT
Diabore: WHAT
Kadenus: WHAT
ultramimzee: angelic anger dragon
SeismicLawns: A A A
MegaDosX: WHAT THE FUCK
Gobukiller: Perfect for Kaalia
thraximore: HOLY
Saintnex: Wow
artemi7: WOAH
Roborosewater_Masters: Energy is stealth storm deck
thatguyyeshim: that's busted
boonf: what an angelic angel
LRRbot: Templebook Assault [1B] | Creature — Bird [2/1] | Templebook Assault enters the battlefield tapped. / When Templebook Assault enters the battlefield, you get EEEE. / Pay EEE EEE: Return Templebook Assault to its owner’s hand, then draw a card.
Earthenone: also 4 mana
MegaDosX: That is CRACKED in half
Jadaris: @niccus pls no
chad_chadsworth: dear god
GredGredmansson: and 4 MORE MANA
dphkraken: OH NO
Laserbeaks_Fury: Classic Templebook
YeetTheRich_: so uh ... adam isn't the archenemy any more huh
ElissenRedux: Damn thats cracked
artemi7: Storm Count at 2
Earthenone: now we can draw the deck
asthanius: ffs
JDMan94: Storm at 2... jesus
laikagoat: lrrSPOOP
PhorrestGaze: where are the calculators?
JDMan94: this is why Energy cannot become evergreen
Saintnex: Wait, did Ben just make another combo?
NovaTiempo: *ben commences poping off*
BusTed: So much interaction.
Dog_of_Myth: So Ben can draw his entire deck right?
Orxolon: popping off indeed
Seth_Erickson: How many times can he recast Templebook Assault
raulghoulia: well this is a rip roaring good time
wurmbane: no idea what is happening
Laserbeaks_Fury: Inifnite energy, Infinite mana, infinite spirits
Kadenus: so close to infinite, not quite energy neutral
dphkraken: We need to reinstate mana burn
zhrang911: You lose 1 energy per card
ArdCollider: they really shouldn't put Thanos in as a commander, seems a bit much
Earthenone: you get 5 energy, so you can only draw 10 i guess
GredGredmansson: you get 5 energy and lose 6
yoric_the_skull: not carbon neutral
NewtyNewts: It's a 1-energy net loss
BusTed: Gotta offset that carbon footprint.
medusahead5: 1 energy per card
SeaDiegoFC: energy efficiency isn't quite there yet
PhorrestGaze: draw 9 get 18 mana?
Orxolon: let's go to game 2 Ben
TemporallyAwry: "Math is for blockers" is clearly not true anymore PrideLaugh
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Ben can basically spend one energy to make 4 mana and draw a card
zhrang911: Do it, worst thing that happens is a game 2 LUL
anhakha: in a chaos game like this, drawing your deck doesn't necessarily mean you'll win...
flatluigi: first AND second black
Alex_Frostfire: You'll probably draw stuff that creates energy anyway.
MegaDosX: Incoming Nicol Bolas?
Sibwow: now is that left black or right black or one of each
IbunWest: Storm count is at 2
chad_chadsworth: you can get infinate energy and creatures with the breeding wizard
adept_nekomancer: "Math is for blockers, and also whoever is piloting this deck."
Veralos: Already bringing out the mana dice
ancientspark: Lose 1 energy, draw a card, gain 4 mana, seems dece
yoric_the_skull: GAVIN!
ElissenRedux: Math Time!!
themlin: WE STORMIN BOIZ
NovaTiempo: Im in actual stitches, his is amazing
SrMuskrat: Come on Gavin
NewtyNewts: @chad_chadsworth No... he HAS to get infinite energy and creatures.
MegaDosX: @chad_chadsworth That also draws the game if someone can't kill the wizard, since it goes unstoppably infinite
artemi7: Storm Count 3
YeetTheRich_: big brain time
Skudd: An instant-speed fireball would turn that Breeding Wizard into a win condition
awfulw0rldk1d: fun fact: there is a creature in Watt the Hell that costs only generic but is a color
chad_chadsworth: i know it instantly ends the game lol
LRRbot: Guild Submers [W] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Guild Submers deals 1 damage to any target. / Gravestorm
flatluigi: gravestorm!!
awfulw0rldk1d: Gravestorm!!
artemi7: Storm Count 4, Gravestorm...2? I think?
Alex_Frostfire: Question. Does the sacrificed creature count towards gravestorm?
PhorrestGaze: Gravestorm!!!
GredGredmansson: it does
SquareDotCube: is it guild submers-ible?
hyrulesavior: it dies first though
flatluigi: the commander works like that now
Sibwow: commander changed its a trigger now
Dread_Pirate_Westley: No, the commander rules were changed.
Awesomenessmanforizzle: it does hit the graveyard
Skudd: Commander hits the grave now
Kadenus: it hits the graveyard now
SeismicLawns: it does hit the yard now
Seth_Erickson: They changed it so it does hit the graveyard I believe
GreatWahooney: commander super does die
dphkraken: Reinvented casualty
anhakha: commanders hit graves graveyards
Roborosewater_Masters: Treasure does give gravestorm count
thraximore: that has changed
zhrang911: No it works with the commander
DoctorHutch: changed in 2020
theamc2000: It hits graveyard now
moseph_jedi: it hits the grave
Favre_the_Undead: it does hit the yard
Roborosewater_Masters: Commander does as well
theevilslime: it's a state based action now i believe
Kelderan: I don't know what's more appropriate right now, cliche' carnival music or Raymond Scott's Powerhouse...
phozen236: why not hit yourself for 3 Kappa
superdude097: Hit the GY then moves to the command zone as a state-based action
NovaTiempo: F
Awesomenessmanforizzle: get 'em with the Guild Submers
anhakha: i actually like gravestorm - it's actually a cool mechanic
Roborosewater_Masters: Good play!
Lavaeolous1: gravestorm is a cool keyword, is that in real magic?
MegaDosX: It does slow Ben down a bit
Roborosewater_Masters: There is exactly one card with gravestorm on it
NovaTiempo: lrrAWESOME
Roborosewater_Masters: It's from Future sight IIRC
artemi7: @Lavaeolous1 It's on like one card
phozen236: Adam looks bored
Denis_Dobrolubov: @Lavaeolous1 On one card from,... Future Sight?
Dog_of_Myth: @Lavaeolous1 Yes, but only on one card
Awesomenessmanforizzle: @Lavaeolous1 yes, but it's a little to easy to get infinite gravestorm
Dog_of_Myth: !card Bitter Ordeal
LRRbot: Bitter Ordeal [2B] | Sorcery | Search target player's library for a card and exile it. Then that player shuffles. / Gravestorm
SeismicLawns: wait how much energy does it cost to regrowth a thing?
MegaDosX: What even is this deck.
Earthenone: 4
saucemaster5000: bring out the abacus
Diabore: @SeismicLawns ...4
NewtyNewts: Mana burn?
SeismicLawns: oh no
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Kelderan: This is what a normal game of Commander looks like to non-commander players FYI
Roborosewater_Masters: This is why we needed a calculator
Shadowlynk: @MegaDosX It's called "Watt the Hell?" for a reason. :)
Nukified: this is one heck of a turn
LRRbot: Templebook Assault [1B] | Creature — Bird [2/1] | Templebook Assault enters the battlefield tapped. / When Templebook Assault enters the battlefield, you get EEEE. / Pay EEE EEE: Return Templebook Assault to its owner’s hand, then draw a card.
CaffeinatedLemur: I motion to bring back manaburn
ArmadilloAL: This seems like a strong turn 4.
artemi7: Storm Count 5? I think?
SeaDiegoFC: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap energy storm
Earthenone: yeah, this is defintly a normal comander thing
Saintnex: good lord
NovaTiempo: help, its 1:30am, I cant be giggling like this
Darleysam: I feel like this game is going to start crashing Arena clients
twitch_xeo: so with a sac outlet... that's infinite?
MegaDosX: Oh could you imagine
LithelyUnshod: Do abilities work from the graveyard if they don't explicitly say so?
ultramimzee: Is this mana positive?
zhrang911: @twitch_xeo sure is
PhorrestGaze: is it getting larger or louder?
MegaDosX: Oh boy
Shadowlynk: :D
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Roborosewater_Masters: Oh no it's the boy band
dphkraken: weezer
SymphonicLolita: cool deck!
artemi7: @LithelyUnshod Activated abilities usually only work if they say they do
themlin: its one less energy per cycle
Koshindan: Live your best life Ben.
canahedo: "It got worse... But not for me!"
medusahead5: @LithelyUnshod no, not usually
Awesomenessmanforizzle: it's mana positive, but energy negative
SeaDiegoFC: Robo-Gavin!
ArmadilloAL: Unless stated otherwise, activated abilities can only be activated from the battlefield.
MegaDosX: @Roborosewater_Masters Nobody's ever said that before
Earthenone: leave it to ben to bring a cedh deck to a casual game night Kappa
moseph_jedi: @twitch_xeo no his commander's effect is once a turn
lithopseffect: "oh no its the boyband"
Orxolon: is this what they call an arch enemy situation?
TimeToFry: This is amazing
LmagiaLive: I have a question, how did you get these cards printed out
Ancient_Chaos: On the plus side, we might get multiple games tonight
anhakha: Ben doing his very best not to go infinite this whole turn...
Lightningbro: "I'm glad the screaming priest doesn't just keep getting larger and larger" I just want to put that out there.
twitch_xeo: @twitch_xeo good point
LRRbot: Shadowed Thran High [1B] | Creature — Bird Monk [2/1] | When Shadowed Thran High enters the battlefield, you get EE. / Whenever Shadowed Thran High attacks, you may pay E. If you do, target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
A_Dub888: @Roborosewater_Masters ngl not a sentence I was expecting to read
Orxolon: storm count at 6?
Earthenone: 4 mana and 5 energon cubes
artemi7: Storm Count 6?
anhakha: MATH
anhakha: the game
Amedil: you loose one energy everytime
Viewers_Like_You: I just got here, and I'm very confused but entertained
Earthenone: unless you can generate energy with that weird "mana" thing
Saintnex: though you have so much mana, that you should be able to get more energy from some other card
Diabore: except EVERY creature ben plays adds a mana, which mean every creature is worth a card
LithelyUnshod: !card underworld shaman
LRRbot: Underworld Shaman [1G] | Legendary Creature — Wurm [3/3] | When Underworld Shaman enters the battlefield, you get EEEEE. / Pay EEEE: Return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate this ability only during your turn and only once each turn. / Partner
Nukified: I've been here and still confused
Juliamon: Viewers_Like_You Working as intended
ElissenRedux: I love building massive engines like this
artemi7: Storm Count 8 so far?
AtrusOfMyst: Knowing this game, it might be called, "Horse Ultimatum"
YeetTheRich_: do it
anhakha: Game 2?
Ancient_Chaos: Ben staying on brand with ending the game in a draw at least
YeetTheRich_: kill kill kill
lithopseffect: yeah, i think 8
Kelderan: And to think we were worried about Adam's combo.
Ancient_Chaos: Graham, you have some VERY good wrath cards, no spoilers though
ArmadilloAL: So, @Roborosewater_Masters , when you mentioned the slower decks needed time to set up, did you mean "turn 4" was slow?
Wonderdoc: Its turn 4…. How?
Vooxen: This is what I'm here for.
themlin: spindowns on basics?
NarishmaReborn: it's not your fault Ben, it's the deck. You didn't know.
MadWolf1290: @Wonderdoc Roborosewater
LmagiaLive: E N E R G Y
easterncaveofwonders: nope cant. goodbye
awfulw0rldk1d: to be fair i don't think Watt the Hell is one of the slower decks
niccus: it's robo-gavin's fault
Favre_the_Undead: this is awesome!
Wagshadow: this is probably *the* best possible start for energy to be fair
anhakha: @Wonderdoc To be there, this tracks for commander
Wagshadow: we did not hit this in test
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lithopseffect: can't wait for this boyband
Darleysam: I just want Adam's deck to have Scute Swarm
awfulw0rldk1d: yeah energy usually pops off midgame
Rabbt300: Glad I am using my wireless headset... as it allowed me to let the dog out, do some laundry, get a snack, find a drink, take a biobreak, and knit a sweater while still listening to bens.... we'll call it a "turn"
Kelderan: Watch Ben Ulmer and his team of accountants pilot this deck!
theevilslime: Angelic Angel, a fair and balanced magic card.
AtrusOfMyst: Is the deck called, "5-Hour Energy?"
Viewers_Like_You: You know a deck is good when it makes you want to hire an accountant to assist
Rosly: @ArmadilloAL you
LRRbot: Vinian Skyspinne [4R] | Creature — Cat [2/6] | Flying / When Vinian Skyspinne enters the battlefield, you get EEEE. / Pay E: Vinian Skyspinne gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
MegaDosX: Excuse.
Roborosewater_Masters: Honestly-- this is a 3 card combo we never saw happen. Milled fate + templebrook assault + angelic angel isn't something that came up during playtesting!
anhakha: what, is that
Diabore: and 4 mana
GredGredmansson: and 4 mana
YeetTheRich_: spinne means spider in german ...
saucemaster5000: The scourge of pigeons everywhere
Roborosewater_Masters: We did have games like this happen during playesting but usually we cut the thing that made it happen!
A_Dub888: Roborosewater_Masters how does it feel to make energy cEDH playable?
Roborosewater_Masters: NGL Every deck *can* pop off like this
LRRbot: Kithkin Drake [1B] | Creature — Shapeshifter [2/2] | Crew 1 / When Kithkin Drake enters the battlefield, you get EEE. / Pay EE: Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
MegaDosX: What.
Wagshadow: man if we were R&D we would have really fucked this up huh
Rosly: energy is sort of combo run-on sentence
H4tz_Tv: !card templebrook assault
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
chad_chadsworth: it can crew it5self
MurphEP: It is both a kithkin and a drake
YeetTheRich_: weeeee
anhakha: Technically it isn't a vehicle
Alas_Babylon: So we can crew the Drake to make it an artifact?
dphkraken: Randomness & Destruction
awfulw0rldk1d: @Roborosewater_Masters Yeah there was a card I remember giving you either energy or mana on each ETB that I don't think is in the deck anymore
LmagiaLive: it's every creature type...including vehicle apparently
GredGredmansson: totally a kithkin drake
Roborosewater_Masters: This is why I say Watt the Hell is a stealth storm deck
TemporallyAwry: Drake will let a 1/1 go for a ride PrideShrug
Ancient_Chaos: It becomes an artifact creature, that's it.
adept_nekomancer: He becomes an artifact and gives free rides!
anhakha: it's already a creature, it's great
ArmadilloAL: Get in yourself, Kithkin!
AmazingChest: can it crew itself?
GredGredmansson: so effectively it gains the artifact type
artemi7: Glad to know it can board itself
anhakha: technically this makes it a studio ghibli cat bus
YeetTheRich_: technically every shapeshifter is a kithkin drake
Earthenone: is anyone in chat counting storm for ben?
MegaDosX: I see why you needed a calculator in playtest
LRRbot: Battle Infantry [1B] | Creature — Vampire [2/4] | Pay EE: Put Battle Infantry from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. / When Battle Infantry enters the battlefield, you get EE. / B, T: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Diabore: i now see why a calculator was needed
Gobukiller: A great way to tap creatures without attacking?
themlin: give this man some spindowns on basics for tracking
artemi7: @Earthenone I lost track after 12
YeetTheRich_: @Earthenone storm count is ... enough
SmithKurosaki: this is done good Jack
SmithKurosaki: jank*
dphkraken: Battle Infantry is a really cool card
GredGredmansson: no, that's a pay FROM hand ability
NewtyNewts: This is Ben's deck tech.
dphkraken: alternative casting cost
artemi7: Grave Storm count is 3 I think though
Roborosewater_Masters: Maybe I shoulda cut milled fate...
GredGredmansson: cost 2 mana OR 2 energy
niccus: if you were wondering how felidar guardian + saheeli made it in: they were busy balancing energy
DeM0nFiRe: inb4 someone has a card that turns on mana burn
LRRbot: Shadowed Thran High [1B] | Creature — Bird Monk [2/1] | When Shadowed Thran High enters the battlefield, you get EE. / Whenever Shadowed Thran High attacks, you may pay E. If you do, target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
GredGredmansson: I remember that show
AtrusOfMyst: this is WILD
GredGredmansson: it was on after Degrassi
Kyir: Hey! I went to Thran High!
Kyir: Small world
Gobukiller: and they STILL had to ban energy cards
ShaneLeeAtk: I am currently Shadowed Thran High.
A_Dub888: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Ancient_Chaos: Ye4ah, Paul, if you can, you might want to add an energy counter to the screen
samnewey99: I love a good game of solitaire Kappa
JerryEris: Ben is about to achieve multiball!
anhakha: I think the Arena rope is burning down... u've used all your timers.
Orxolon: @JerryEris XD
Saintnex: We need to get Ben that comically large calculator for his energy lol
MegaDosX: Now cast Fireball!
Ancient_Chaos: Milled Fate was too fun to cut
dphkraken: Exactly
Viewers_Like_You: "Ben has 17 mana." "Ben has 17 mana *so far*."
Pyroxx___: !card breeding wizard
LRRbot: Breeding Wizard [2G] | Creature — Goblin Shaman [2/2] | Whenever you get one or more E, Create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
mjiig: Can't you do the templebook thing 15 times for 15 cards and 60 mana?
LRRbot: Templebook Assault [1B] | Creature — Bird [2/1] | Templebook Assault enters the battlefield tapped. / When Templebook Assault enters the battlefield, you get EEEE. / Pay EEE EEE: Return Templebook Assault to its owner’s hand, then draw a card.
artemi7: @Roborosewater_Masters are there any actual storm cards in here
GredGredmansson: If Ben decks out that's HIS fault
saucemaster5000: Do the other players get to finish a seven course dinner before their turns?
dphkraken: INFINITE POWER
flatluigi: eeeeeee
SrMuskrat: I think every loop ben draws a card makes 2 mana, and loses an energy
Ancient_Chaos: Also, we may or may not be playing a drinking game with this, and I had to pregame 3 drinks and a shot from what happened in the draft
lithopseffect: what's the storm count now?
Rosly: deck functioning as intended, other decks should git good (joking)
canahedo: We're all along for the ride
GreatWahooney: this is absurd on so many levels. thanks for making this happen, team!
zhrang911: No
mutualgrape: Thats right
YeetTheRich_: graham is sitting there with 4 permanents
Earthenone: ever 1 energy you spend you gain 2 mana and draw a card
A_Dub888: So I came in in medias res, how did this happen?
zhrang911: You need 6 minimum
Viewers_Like_You: Can someone put on Raymond Scott's "Powerhouse"?
dphkraken: I got to 21 Energy in a playtest
mutualgrape: e3ach turn is -1 energy, +2 mana
samnewey99: g is just watching fire works
CompSciJedi: Losing 1 energy, gaining 2 mana
zhrang911: So you can do it 13 times
Amedil: can only do it down to 6
ArmadilloAL: Fewer than that, Ben, since you stop when you hit 5 energy.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: You can only do it until you get down to 5.
TimeToFry: You can do it 13 times
SeismicLawns: well you can do it until you have 5 energy
a_singular_stick: You need 6, so 13 times
NewtyNewts: Only a few more times, you need a minimum of 6
Cubingguy714: left to get food and ben is still going
Swakling: You net -1 energy and +2 mana in the loop
zhrang911: And gain 26 mana
themlin: +2 mana, -1 energy per loop
YeetTheRich_: beej! help!
saucemaster5000: You know the end of Akira where Tetsuo expands into an all consuming mass? That's what the other wizards are seeing on the horizon right now
zhrang911: And end at 6
moseph_jedi: 6
ultramimzee: Ben just rapidly expands to fill the horizon
Earthenone: setting at 6
Charlie_Victor7: Yikes on bikes!
Tekcor17: So Ben has demonstrated a loop to pay one engery: get 2 mana of different colors and draw a card?
zhrang911: 0 with it in hand
lithopseffect: end at 6
anhakha: sitting at 6
ThorSokar: 13 times +2 mana each time, so 13 cards and 26 mana and 0 energy
Ancient_Chaos: @YeetTheRich_ I tried to include a Beej card that required Beej rulings but got overruled
Amedil: yup
adept_nekomancer: Seems correct
Dread_Pirate_Westley: All of that sounds good.
ArmadilloAL: Close enough for our purposes.
moseph_jedi: yes
DeM0nFiRe: Is this podracing?
themlin: yup
tsuuisalie: 0 with it on the hand, drawing 14
Kyir: Good enough!
lithopseffect: the 0 people are right, i can't count
YeetTheRich_: @YeetTheRich_ shame LUL
wurmbane: riveting
Diabore: any creature
artemi7: Storm Count at... uhh.... I think 29 now
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pukha_: This is awesome Clap Clap Clap Clap This is awesome
shinytautology: It’s 5 with it on the battlefield
dphkraken: Storm count: honestly if you cast anything with the ability you just win
themlin: nice sub storm count
Makyxx: i mean there are boardwipes in here
Rosly: @DeM0nFiRe i've never seen antyhing more podracing
tabbyphobos: I did not realize this was Friday Night Math Fight
lithopseffect: wait, but ben, you have ghreen cards
dphkraken: Adam's DISAPPOINTMENT
flatluigi: PLEASE add that quote
artemi7: This is the most Podracing we've ever seen on FNPF
A_Dub888: Just GUN
Finalsora811: !card gun
LRRbot: Found 8 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
LmagiaLive: there must be a payoff SOMEWHERE
YeetTheRich_: "destroy target opponent"
shendaras: I think you also have Pay U and draw a card from one of your black creatures
shinytautology: Right? 5 on the battlefield and he can’t return it
ultramimzee: Storm Count: 👑👑👑
shendaras: Or rather pay B
Kyir: !card murder
LRRbot: Murder [1BB] | Instant | Destroy target creature.
someone_evil: The problem is Ben now has to read 13 of these cards
Lavaeolous1: pause as ben reads an ungodly amount of cards very carefully
wurmbane: protection from Forekts
adept_nekomancer: Storm count is "yes".
Viewers_Like_You: @tabbyphobos Secretly every FNPF is also FNMF
AtrusOfMyst: !legacy weapon
chad_chadsworth: can we get the land dog back on screen just for fun?
saucemaster5000: Jace's Glock was cut
AtrusOfMyst: !card legacy weapon
LRRbot: Legacy Weapon [7] | Legendary Artifact | {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Exile target permanent. / If Legacy Weapon would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, reveal Legacy Weapon and shuffle it into its owner's library instead.
Orxolon: so breeding mage right now "crashes" the game,right?
Lysander_salamander: I'm guessing these games will take longer because they have to read the cards
LRRbot: Alliant Spring | Land — Island Dog | T: Add B.
Vooxen: The "paper" in "Friday Night Paper Fight" is a thesis paper.
LRRbot: Gerrard, First of the Mind [2UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Karuki [5] | [+1]: You get EE. / Pay EE, Sacrifice Gerrard, First of the Mind: Destroy target nonblack creature. / [−7]: You get an emblem with “At the beginning of each upkeep, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.”
MegaDosX: Are you kidding me
chad_chadsworth: thanks nelly!
Diabore: oh thats a fun ult
asthanius: Another ability
Earthenone: ahh, energy wrath
SeismicLawns: it looks seperate
Ancient_Chaos: Those4 are two different abilities
Dread_Pirate_Westley: That has a colon. It's an activated ability.
Roborosewater_Masters: The 2nd ability is an activated ability
NewtyNewts: You have to sacrifice him though
A_Dub888: Man Gerrard saw some stuff when he went to Phyrexia
Sibwow: sacrifice
Kyir: You have to sac it
flatluigi: only once, you have to sac him as part of thec ost
awfulw0rldk1d: it's a sac ability
Piecrust9: 2nd ability sacks Gerrard
ciniad: end at you have to sac him6
Earthenone: also get more mana
dphkraken: Underworld shaman
a_singular_stick: Sac Garred is a cost
artemi7: This really is Dominaria huh
Natural_Ones_Only: Ben's popping off!
Roborosewater_Masters: OH NO
asthanius: OH
Enmity777: oh noooooo
asthanius: GOD NO
SeismicLawns: lmao
awfulw0rldk1d: THERE IT GOES
LRRbot: Breeding Wizard [2G] | Creature — Goblin Shaman [2/2] | Whenever you get one or more E, Create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
YeetTheRich_: OH YES
Syntheticuh: LOOOOOOL
NewtyNewts: OH NO
ArmadilloAL: OH NO
chad_chadsworth: iS tHiS dMu?
SymphonicLolita: o7
Saintnex: hahahahaha
Witchy_Diana: oh my god
G_476: WOW
artemi7: YASSSSS
Amedil: NO GREEN MANA
zhrang911: infinite mana and energy
Diabore: so ben goes truly infinite
adept_nekomancer: Oh. That does a thing
Lysander_salamander: what an unfortunate name
DeM0nFiRe: LUL nice
YeetTheRich_: BEN YES
Earthenone: Trill spirits
Roborosewater_Masters: WOW
Vooxen: YESSS.
Sibwow: 2 trillion mana
moseph_jedi: you dont have green ben
boonf: that's what i'm talking about
NewtyNewts: And 2 TRILLION MANA
chad_chadsworth: HELL YEAH!
Trahas: wait is this AI generated commander?
YeetTheRich_: THE LINE
anhakha: beautiful
Lawblades: it's part of the cost, but okay
ultramimzee: Alright, ben win, next game
ArmadilloAL: And add two trillion mana.
matthaus_c: so trill so trill
themlin: this is stupid *clap* *clap* *clap clap clap*
GredGredmansson: and get 4 trillion mana
Plasterboard: I feel like Adam looks when someone does dumb stuff like this at the table. aka "are you done yet?"
LRRbot: Templebook Assault [1B] | Creature — Bird [2/1] | Templebook Assault enters the battlefield tapped. / When Templebook Assault enters the battlefield, you get EEEE. / Pay EEE EEE: Return Templebook Assault to its owner’s hand, then draw a card.
Finalsora811: He just made it with Gerrard, right?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Ben gets a trillion energy, and two trillion mana.
mastershake29x: pick Graham's number!
Ancient_Chaos: Please, PLEASE have Khorvath's Machine
anhakha: this is majestic and stupid.
BriceShatzer: lol
Earthenone: gerrard should have added 2 rainbow mana as well
thatguyyeshim: lol
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Earthenone: as it added energy
NewtyNewts: Get a bunch of percentile dice and put them on 00
MegaDosX: Yeah I vote Ben make Graham's number of spirits
a_singular_stick: Make a trillion, then sac Breeding Wizard
dphkraken: We need mana burn NOW
artemi7: Ben draw your deck and kill yourself
Viewers_Like_You: Okay G, which token is Country and which token is Western?
Skudd: Leave it to ben, noted combo player, to find the infinite in a deck he's never seen before.
DeM0nFiRe: Ok so now you just need 50 billion D20s to mark the trillion spirits
Piecrust9: So with a trillion energy, you can draw your deck no?
fhorrigan: Yeah Adam's posture is exactly mine when my buddy is on minute 10 of his stupid blue red deck.
Earthenone: so you get 1 trillian energy
twitch_xeo: trillion energy?
Earthenone: as well
StreamTeam3000: !roborosewater masters
Finalsora811: Can't you also actually draw your deck now?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Don't Planeswalker abilities work on sorcery speed?
Sibwow: a trillion energy and a trillion spirits
chad_chadsworth: craterhoof behemoth time
flatluigi: so ben has a trillon energy as well?
Vooxen: Trillion energy?
Saintnex: and a trillion energy
Roborosewater_Masters: Ok wow
Lysander_salamander: There was a loop?
LmagiaLive: breeding wizzy is dead also
adept_nekomancer: Don't forget your 1 trillion energy
Roborosewater_Masters: I guess I gotta finish my drink again
TrueNateNemesis: this was... turn four?
Favre_the_Undead: trillion energy?
Swakling: Also has a trillion energy
Earthenone: ben, remember your trillian energy
themlin: and a trillion energy
LRRbot: Mage Pass | Land — Plains Island | Mage Pass enters the battlefield tapped unless you have two or more opponents. / T: Add B or G.
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun and a trillion energy
twitch_xeo: Breeding Wizard dead?
MegaDosX: @Lysander_salamander He has a land that gives an energy on creature ETB, and that thing makes a creature when you gain energy
ArmadilloAL: The loop was broken by the planeswalker destroying the Wizard.
NewtyNewts: Quad land!
StreamTeam3000: what is this? @all can some1 write me? :D
medusahead5: mage smash
AtrusOfMyst: That turn was hilarious
ancientspark: @Lysander_salamander Milled Fate generates energy when a creature enters play, Breeding Wizard generates a token when he gains energy, therefore loop
Vooxen: Breeding wizard is dead.
gualdhar: I think Ben's deck is getting banned in the next round
artemi7: @LoadingReadyRun can you add a trillion energy to the UI?
YeetTheRich_: ben is living in the matrix
Ancient_Chaos: All of the arcane lands are broken and I regret nothing
Lysander_salamander: aha
thraximore: how did Ben break the loop? I missed something
Alas_Babylon: Ben *is* the Aetherflux Reservoir
GredGredmansson: @Lysander_salamander he had a card that made energy when he got a creature, and a card that makes creatures when he gets energy
adept_nekomancer: @Vooxen He's dead, but he had a trillion children
a_singular_stick: If you wanted, you could have then drawn everything to find a way to get haste maybe?
Koshindan: Where does Ben sit on the kardashev scale?
AtrusOfMyst: Backseating the Robo Rosewater game is the most twitch chat thing in existence
Diabore: not the angel
Earthenone: dragon was this turn
Lightningbro: Magepass, I always thought Nosepass needed a split evo.
dangerous_safety: so breeding wizard made a bunch of babies then died. That actually scans
asthanius: ADAM
MegaDosX: lmaooooooo
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niccus: backseating is just the way robogarfield intended
nix_gd: 'I'm not scared'
Syntheticuh: 999,999,999,996 energy left
artemi7: Is taht a Quad Land?
Roborosewater_Masters: Oh dear.
Lavaeolous1: @thraximore the planes walker could kill a non black for 2 energy and saccing it, he used that
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
LmagiaLive: use 1000 of the 1 trillion energy to give them both +500/+500 lmao
anhakha: Energy: Some.
thraximore: @Lavaeolous1 at instant speed?
MegaDosX: Is Settle in this format?
hyrulesavior: we're gonna need a bigger calculator
Earthenone: was this overlay built for large numbers by chance? :P
NarishmaReborn: 1 x 10^9 -2
themlin: could have nuked adams blockers as well
dphkraken: math.big()
Sientir: Can't he just pump any attack, though?
Masslost: isnt adams creature destroy creatures it damages?
CururuGuasu: Energy: still a mistake!
LRRbot: Ashes of Laboration | Land | T: Add C. / 1, T: Add BB, WW, or W.
chad_chadsworth: didnt adams blocker destroy bens thing?
awfulw0rldk1d: @Lavaeolous1 it wasn't a loyalty ability it was just a thing it had
Lavaeolous1: @thraximore yuup
Earthenone: adam only destroys blockers
djalternative: are we going to make ben continue to track his energy account?
Sientir: So he can make any unblocked creature mega lethal?
thraximore: neat
Alas_Babylon: @Masslost Any creature that blocks it
Micsig: @thraximore Yes, it wasn't a +/-
Viewers_Like_You: I like how you can choose to just add W
flatluigi: ben has "yes" energy
LRRbot: Militator Aye [2BB] | Sorcery | Draw four cards. Then discard three cards unless you pay 2.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yoyu know, so you dont mana burn yourself
SymphonicLolita: ayyyye
YeetTheRich_: ayy
Orxolon: if Ben untaps is game over XD
gsyhiap: Aye
AtrusOfMyst: Ayeeeee
Masslost: @Alas_Babylon ah there goes that optionj
fhorrigan: @Viewers_Like_You Mana burn!
hyrulesavior: millitator? aye
thraximore: hmm
GredGredmansson: unless you pay 2
chad_chadsworth: that filters into one white
Skudd: Aye, Militator!
superdude097: @Viewers_Like_You Fix colors with Damping Sphere in play Kappa
MegaDosX: That's actually a reasonable card, just not in black, I think
Desruprot: Aye
Laserbeaks_Fury: Akro And Chill
Roborosewater_Masters: Well I guess we might get a game 2
MrPipboy3000: Hey babe, come over from Kroven Chill
MegaDosX: Quoth the raven, Nemeth Moor
phozen236: this some janky
hyrulesavior: please, no mathmore
Balaur1135: that's ... actually kinda good. I'd rather that was BB?
GredGredmansson: Gravestorm count is at 4
thatguyyeshim: anyone got a plague engineer?
KeytarCat: Flavor text is funky I like it
Natural_Ones_Only: Does ben win if he goes to combat?
asthanius: And we thought Adam's deck was gonna kill everyone
anhakha: Adam gets to his turn, 4 years later.
Earthenone: anyone have rakdos charm?
MegaDosX: Ben's deck is /absurd/
Lightningbro: All those if favor of Militator Oi say Aye! "AYE NOT OI!" Militator Oi wins.
thraximore: @thatguyyeshim you mean a Olag Fettttt, surely umbraSmile
ArmadilloAL: @Natural_Ones_Only With a trillion 1/1 Spirits and 500,000,000,000 pumps available? Yes.
MegaDosX: !card rakdos charm
LRRbot: Rakdos Charm [BR] | Instant | Choose one — / • Exile target player's graveyard. / • Destroy target artifact. / • Each creature deals 1 damage to its controller.
phozen236: does Adam have a card called killdem wurm?
Sibwow: each creature
hyrulesavior: creature you control
YeetTheRich_: just each creature
anhakha: each creature u control punches u
Roborosewater_Masters: NGL I was worried about this; just about evey deck has the ability to pop off like this but a *lot* of the time they play pretty well off one another. It's fun to watch but I want to see more of the cards!
niccus: time to play revenge of ravens
YeetTheRich_: rakdos charm is so funny in edh
Ancient_Chaos: Can confirm, no Rakdos charm
MegaDosX: Comfortably
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GredGredmansson: Someone's never been hit by an Infinity Elemental
moseph_jedi: game 2?
artemi7: Nah, someone's been punched by an Infiity Elemental before
Syntheticuh: That makes me wonder: what magic card has dealt the most non-infinite damage ever? not in one shot just overall
ThorSokar: Ben's life total turns in to -2E^15
dphkraken: Infinity is NOT a number
asthanius: FFFFFFF
LRRbot: Hunting Sphinx of Crust [2UU] | Legendary Creature — Zombie'Me [2/3] | Haste / When Hunting Sphinx of Crust enters the battlefield, you get / EEEE EEEE. / Pay EE: Target player loses 1 life for each creature you control.
flatluigi: ahahahaha
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Enmity777: LOL
SeismicLawns: lmao
ineluki__: ahahah
HadesLeprechaun: Crust
Saintnex: hahahaha
MegaDosX: WHAT
YeetTheRich_: YYEEEEE
Ryenji: LUL
Syntheticuh: HAHAHAHA
Diabore: boom boom boom
A_Dub888: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL fionLOL fionLOL fionLOL
SmithKurosaki: @roborosewater_masters thanks for sending in cards again, this is great
dphkraken: Do it
awfulw0rldk1d: well there's the wincon
anhakha: hahaHAHAHAHAH
Gobukiller: Revenge of Ravens wouldn't work because the energy pump would be enough. He just has to swing with 1 more creature than blockers
dphkraken: coweard
MWGNZ: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
NarishmaReborn: uhhhhh
adept_nekomancer: perfect ending
Dog_of_Myth: YES
YeetTheRich_: LETS GO BEN
Nukified: that works
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahahaha
Vooxen: Good game. XD
Fruan: GG!
Alex_Frostfire: Well, good game.
Roborosewater_Masters: Gooood game!
BusTed: gg
Natural_Ones_Only: Welp
GredGredmansson: Move to Sphinx Step
EnderofGames: lol
LRRbot: Duskmaster of Sedge [2U{W/B}] | Legendary Creature — Horror [5/6] | When Duskmaster of Sedge or another Cleric you control attacks, create a Treasure token. / Golem creatures you control have deathtouch.
Lysander_salamander: good timing
Skudd: Wowww
theBeardWitch: wow wow wow
Alas_Babylon: Pay 6 energy to put everyone to negative three trillion
YeetTheRich_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
KeytarCat: Oh look, gun!
hyrulesavior: he could target himself, you don't know
Sientir: 🤣
MrSarkhan: GG!
boonf: that was awesome lmao
Kelderan: sergeOffByOne
Ancient_Chaos: You just killed the RRWM VC of this
shinytautology: LMAO
Piecrust9: Wow great friday night paper night yall
theamc2000: I appreciate the spacing in the energy
MegaDosX: Now do they swap out the wizard?
Rosly: literal death laser
niccus: how many activations do you put on the stack
SrMuskrat: FBtouchdown
SeaDiegoFC: holy shit that was amazing
fhorrigan: This does look like someone bringing an avenger gatling cannon off of an A-10 Warthog to a nerf gun fight
MurphEP: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
GreatWahooney: perfect timing, I really need to go to bed :D see you on the vod!
thraximore: just in time for a contractually obligated commercial break
YeetTheRich_: perfect timing
34Witches: PEW PEW
Ancient_Chaos: Finishing my drink for that
hyrulesavior: cut the land?
Lightningbro: That fight was amazing
MurphEP: Love a good 1 hour commander game
theBeardWitch: man power creep
Viewers_Like_You: Man, Dom U is looking crazy so far
Favre_the_Undead: that was not remotely balanced
lithopseffect: well... that was a "game" of "magic the gathering"
NovaTiempo: that.... er.... was. It sure was.
whitebadgerwolf88: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
HadesLeprechaun: Energy, what a good mechanic!
Tingeltangelibach: love this :D
MrPhlip: heck of a time to join the stream, looks like y'all are having fun
NewtyNewts: That was quite the dek.
dphkraken: Refillinh my drink for that
Roborosewater_Masters: Yeah same... The breeding wizard did his thing...
YeetTheRich_: wow this is silly, good job
corpocracy: Whelp, now we know the combo, lol
MaskedBeeX: That's a level 7, I think LUL
Orxolon: so minus 3 trillion everyone?
Wonderdoc: Maybe take that land out for a basic
Roborosewater_Masters: That was my "finish your drink" rule
flatluigi: @Roborosewater_Masters what, breeding?
marshrover: that was so fun to watch
thraximore: @Roborosewater_Masters the name sure is accurate
a_singular_stick: That was really well timed
dougma: did ben just do 3TRILLION damage in 1 game?
Earthenone: sometimes a wizards gotta breed
TrueNateNemesis: ahh yes, the "3 precons vs CDH combo deck" meta
Balaur1135: How did Ulmer's deck go absolutely bullshit?
electra310: Truly a fine example of Richard Garfield Kart
MegaDosX: @dougma He certainly did
Orxolon: @dougma 9
artemi7: @Roborosewater_Masters If we wanted to swap out the Milled card are they other options to print off? lol
Alas_Babylon: @dougma 9 trillion
philippekav: so much breeding was done
Masslost: I just realized that the DBZ find out nxt episode transtion would have been perfect after that game 1
NewtyNewts: In one creature effect, even.
Lysander_salamander: did not know that there was a drinking game
Balaur1135: WotC: "And this is why Energy was a mistake."
wurmbane: is there a way to read what this robo-shenanigans is all about?
djalternative: wait. now I have a question: how much damage would it take to kill every phyrexian combined
corpocracy: That deck feels like some Legacy combo decks I've played against
dougma: TY all 9TRILLION
Earthenone: a little over 9 trillion,
flatluigi: ulmer should replace milled with shaharazhard
saucemaster5000: at some point it's not even fun for the wizard anymore
Roborosewater_Masters: @artemi7 I'd say maybe swap it for a snow-covered land of your choice
Earthenone: replace breeding wizard with companion cage maybe?
MegaDosX: I like how my original thought with all that energy was "wow imagine this with Aetherworks Marvel", and then the deck proved /so much stronger than that/
GredGredmansson: @djalternative less than 9 trillion that's for sure
Earthenone: more interactive
niccus: didn't some of the phyrexians get into darksteel? they'd be indestructible, so damage alone isn't enough
fhorrigan: Isn't Blightsteel just a Darksteel Colossus all oiled up?
twitch_xeo: oiled up you say
themlin: @fhorrigan gdi
Orxolon: so,chat,best use with real cards if you had all that energy?
GredGredmansson: @djalternative but I kinda want to find out. Are they all on the field at once or can we take them out as individual cards?
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Alas_Babylon: @Orxolon Aetherworks Marvel x infinity, put my entire deck into play
artemi7: @fhorrigan If you look at the art, Blightsteel Colossus is probably actually a Platinum Emperion oiled up. It don't look anything like DarkSteel Colossus
ShigOnline: that one that gives you life and you win if you have a 100 life
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theevilslime: @Orxolon Infinite Thopters from Whirler Virtuso, figure it out from there
Orxolon: @Alas_Babylon yeah but it taps
GredGredmansson: I think Ben acheived the Spindown step from Beej's shirt there
Alas_Babylon: !card Aetherworks Marvel
LRRbot: Aetherworks Marvel [4] | Legendary Artifact | Whenever a permanent you control is put into a graveyard, you get {E}. / {T}, Pay {E}{E}{E}{E}{E}{E}: Look at the top six cards of your library. You may cast a spell from among them without paying its mana cost. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Alas_Babylon: Oh, crap, it does, noooo
ArmadilloAL: And Ben had like another 500 billion trillion damage ready to go, if the first 3 trillion didn't finish the job.
Roborosewater_Masters: I'm glad for game 2! Really happy we'll get to see some more cards.
fhorrigan: @GredGredmansson I think he graveyarded the whole table pretty handily.
Ancient_Chaos: 6 drinks deep already. This is just as great as I expected. I DO NOT regret turning this into a drinking game
GredGredmansson: @GredGredmansson True that
Earthenone: yeah every 2 of his 3 trillion energy did 3 trillion damage
GredGredmansson: All of the players moved to graveyard step
YeetTheRich_: aetherwind basker, swing in for 1 000 000 000 000 006 damage
MadWolf1290: @Ancient_Chaos please don't die tonight. :D
GredGredmansson: oh Kirby's Dream Buffet next Wednesday
YeetTheRich_: !card aetherwind basker
LRRbot: Aetherwind Basker [4GGG] | Creature — Lizard [7/7] | Trample / Whenever Aetherwind Basker enters the battlefield or attacks, you get {E} for each creature you control. / Pay {E}: Aetherwind Basker gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Orxolon: @Earthenone right,he could trigger the ability on the stack XD
darthdilbert992: Long Game Destiny?
Wagshadow: I want to emphasize that we did cut *almost* all cards that combo like that from the energy deck, except for those 3 specific cards lmao
Wonderdoc: Is the current music playing from BGC?
Earthenone: !bgc
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Juliamon: it is BGC yes
Ancient_Chaos: @Ancient_Chaos I won't
ArmadilloAL: Pretty sure Electrostatic Pummeler gets you more damage for one trillion energy than that.
ArmadilloAL: !card electrostatic pummeler
LRRbot: Electrostatic Pummeler [3] | Artifact Creature — Construct [1/1] | When Electrostatic Pummeler enters the battlefield, you get {E}{E}{E}. / Pay {E}{E}{E}: Electrostatic Pummeler gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is its power.
twitch_xeo: 2^1T huh
Malchior: ROBOROSEWATER?!?!
Orxolon: yup
saltyplumsoda: !card Angelic Angel
LRRbot: Angelic Angel [1UBR] | Legendary Creature — Dragon [3/3] | Whenever you get one or more E, add two mana of different colors. / Partner
Roborosewater_Masters: Angelic Angel: Not an angel
Roborosewater_Masters: It's a dragon
Earthenone: we are on game 2
Roborosewater_Masters: Good game y'all!
LRRbot: Duskmaster of Sedge [2U{W/B}] | Legendary Creature — Horror [5/6] | When Duskmaster of Sedge or another Cleric you control attacks, create a Treasure token. / Golem creatures you control have deathtouch.
h3rsh3yb4r: 3 more hours then?
NovaTiempo: Attempt 2!
Koshindan: Ben looped so hard we're starting again.
flatluigi: grave bender, wider than a mile
LRRbot: Gravebender | Land — Island Moon | T: Add C. / 1, T: Untap each creature you control with three or more counters on it.
MegaDosX: Bwah bwaaah, bwah
Rosly: glhp
GredGredmansson: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
anhakha: Walk like grave, talk like bender...
SnowbirdMike: or a monster Truck
A_Dub888: !findquote moon
LRRbot: Quote #8024: "Cactus is my backup if moon is taken." —Cori [2022-03-28]
Ancient_Chaos: There is a three card combo with Gravebender, but they're all lands
adambomb625: My Island turned into the moon
LRRbot: Saltwine Snake | Land | Saltwine Snake enters the battlefield tapped. / T: Add B. / 2/B2/B: Saltwine Snake becomes a 2/2 black Zombie creature with flying until end of turn. It’s still a land.
SciNerdRobb: Glad it’s not a red moon
Viewers_Like_You: Gravebendeerr... He's the moon, the moon with the island touch!
Orxolon: last game was so fast and furious that no one is at 40
LRRbot: Isala, the Skyclave | Land | Isala, the Skyclave enters the battlefield tapped unless you have two or more opponents. / T: Add R or G.
anhakha: life totals
gsyhiap: @Viewers_Like_You miiliClap
MegaDosX: Oh yeah they need to fix the life totals
Niahlah: nelson is a snak... a sneeky sneeky snek
anhakha: life totals need resetting
BenByTheWay: AI has come a long way
LRRbot: Boreal Soul [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has vigilance. / T: Add one mana of any color. / Equip 2
KnifeRollinaBakery: @viewers_like_you I thought it, you typed it. thank you
MegaDosX: What the hell
themlin: so lifetotals carry over?
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MegaDosX: That is a very good equipment
Roborosewater_Masters: Equipment with tap abilities are real weird
HadesLeprechaun: that's a 1 mana rock for any color
JDMan94: just a 1 mana rock
shinytautology: Reset life totals?
DeM0nFiRe: Takes a long time to set the life back to 40 from negative a trillion
ArmadilloAL: Yep, Arcane Signet for 2 mana was just one mana too many.
A_Dub888: A one mana mana rock that's also an equipment? RoboGavin!
GredGredmansson: It's like that Future Sight enchantment that tapped ITSELF to untap things
thraximore: and it can be equipped and tap for mana independently
LRRbot: Tidal Pet | Land | Tidal Pet enters the battlefield tapped. / T: Add R. / T: Add U or B. Tidal Pet deals 1 damage to you.
anhakha: 1 mana arcane signet with upside
Orxolon: "just" he said
Vooxen: I love the reactions.
saucemaster5000: "Rocko's a ROCK!"
LRRbot: Spark of Conduit | Legendary Land — Gate | T: Add C. / T: Add W or U. / 1, T: You gain 1 life.
MegaDosX: Now play Maze's End!
LRRbot: Carrion Sleep [2] | Artifact — Arcane | Carrion Sleep enters the battlefield tapped. / When Carrion Sleep enters the battlefield, scry 1. / T: Add U or B. / Cycling 1U
Viewers_Like_You: Okay, Spark of Conduit's art slaps though
GredGredmansson: that's an arcane spell
MegaDosX: Also has the Mystical Archive Japanese art frame
GredGredmansson: it can be spliced onto
PhorrestGaze: I will... read for a bit
imgpw: i put reading the card on the stack
Kyir: Turns their teeth, probably
LRRbot: Chroma's Chronomancer | Land | T: Scry 1. / T: Add one mana of any color. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
MegaDosX: Excuse me
thraximore: huh, tap to scry 1 on a land
taruan: I want that land for my Elminster deck lol
Roborosewater_Masters: So proud of the art for Chroma's Chronomancer
Orxolon: @LRRbot that actually sounds like a printable card
MegaDosX: That is some beautiful art
boonf: art is very good
chad_chadsworth: great art
GredGredmansson: @thraximore in strixhaven you had to pay 4 mana to do that
LRRbot: Daring War Mightmane | Land | T: Add C. / 1, T, Sacrifice Daring War Mightmane: Return target permanent card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Paranundrox: Chroma's Chronomancer is a nightmare to use properly :P
LRRbot: Catasa Phoenix [RG] | Legendary Creature — Golem [1/1] | Whenever you draw your second card each turn, Catasa Phoenix deals 3 damage to each opponent. / Whenever a creature you control attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature. / Whenever you cast a creature spell, untap Catasa Phoenix.
fhorrigan: Wow, a land that's actually reasonable
artemi7: Woah, Daring War Mightmane is great in landfall decks
Roborosewater_Masters: Sure does lots of things
MegaDosX: Holy shit
Koshindan: Daring Mightmane can return itself?
MegaDosX: That is a wild creature
ShotGunShelz7: Golem btw
Roborosewater_Masters: We have a ruling on that in the tips sheet!
Wagshadow: that answer is in the FAQ! @nelson
Lord_Magmar: Legendary Creature Golem
artemi7: It's a Phoenix Golem
dphkraken: No it's clearly domesticated
chad_chadsworth: thats the ixalan dual face card back
A_Dub888: lrrJUDGECALL
Paranundrox: @Koshindan No, it can't target itself because it's not in the graveyard
Viewers_Like_You: Man, 2020 cards are wild
Malchior: Oh baby, I love me some roborosewater
dphkraken: We use the ixalan DFC back as a showcase
awfulw0rldk1d: thinking about woodland woodlands
GredGredmansson: !card catasa phoenix
LRRbot: Catasa Phoenix [RG] | Legendary Creature — Golem [1/1] | Whenever you draw your second card each turn, Catasa Phoenix deals 3 damage to each opponent. / Whenever a creature you control attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature. / Whenever you cast a creature spell, untap Catasa Phoenix.
Roborosewater_Masters: Love Woodland Woodlands
Roborosewater_Masters: CRAB!
MegaDosX: CRAB
LRRbot: Savage Crab [1R] | Creature [4/4] | Reach / Whenever Savage Crab is dealt damage, you may pay E. If you do, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
DeM0nFiRe: 🦀
AmazingChest: CRAB!
NewtyNewts: Time for crab!
SymphonicLolita: s a v a g e c r a b
chad_chadsworth: CRAB
Lysander_salamander: nice
PhorrestGaze: time for crab
ShotGunShelz7: CRAB
MaskedBeeX: REACH?!
SnowbirdMike: 2 mana ...hahahahahaha
GredGredmansson: TIME FOR CRAB
Roborosewater_Masters: Time for crab
DeM0nFiRe: THAT has reach?!?
SciNerdRobb: Big crab
artemi7: C R A B
Paranundrox: Savage
airylan: no creature type? must be crab
airylan: all creatures crab
chad_chadsworth: its a creature
GDwarble: @DeM0nFiRe It's a tall crab
Sientir: causeiTsTimeForCrab
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A_Dub888: Driven mad by Carcinization
twitch_xeo: Adam Savagecrab
GredGredmansson: the winner of the cube's "that has reach" award
moseph_jedi: adam savagecrab
kumatsu: Reach out and Touch Crab
twitch_xeo: @moseph_jedi hi5
LRRbot: Grisly Thief [WU] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Advisor [1/3] | Whenever you cast an Arcane spell, target player mills four cards. / Partner
Gobukiller: It's pronounce "suh vajh"
flatluigi: paul.
Viewers_Like_You: Is there a link to decklists or other info available someplace?
MegaDosX: Huh.
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GredGredmansson: and she's a spirit
Lysander_salamander: oh grisly, not grizzly
moseph_jedi: @moseph_jedi hi5
Roborosewater_Masters: That is true! Mill thyself
artemi7: That is some sweet kamigawa art
Ancient_Chaos: Don't mill yourself too much though
nanacomehome: that card is actually so dope
GredGredmansson: How many Soulshift cards are in his deck
SciNerdRobb: Geez, @roborosewater_masters , the art in Graham’s deck. So good
anhakha: if only she was a grizzly thief, then she could go in bear force one
Duetic: That might also fuel Gravestorm by accident
dphkraken: BEEJ CARD
LRRbot: Adulk Arcanist | Legendary Land — Swamp Forest | [level +1] Until end of turn, target creature gains haste. / [level −7] Tap target creature. / [level −7] Destroy up to two target creatures. Those creatures gain flying until end of turn.
GredGredmansson: it enters with 0 loyalty
nix_gd: oh boy
medusahead5: starts with 0
NotCainNorAbel: legendary land?
NewtyNewts: So, 0 loyalty to start?
SnowbirdMike: Hahahahahaaha gibberish
electra310: Adult Arcanist?
Wagshadow: it enters with 0, but it can gather coiunters
Lysander_salamander: a planeswalker land
Lord_Magmar: Enters with 0 Loyalty surely
Paranundrox: you can activate it once per turn
niccus: as long as it's not a planeswalker, it does not die to the state-based action
MegaDosX: What even is that last ability
MillerDark: It's not a planewalker, so it doesn't die to not having 0 loyalty
Balaur1135: you may tick up with loyalty
artemi7: The abilities don't do anything
awfulw0rldk1d: the +1 does work and it gives it loyalty
Roborosewater_Masters: Enters with 0 loyalty but you can use the abilities!
ThatsABigPanda: Paul's bear joke was criminally ignored
superdude097: You can activate the + ability
Ancient_Chaos: The loyalty abilitities DO work
midnightcurryjazz: Yeah you can use the abilites
Kyir: I think the abilities still do stuff
Wagshadow: you eventually DO get to use the others
awfulw0rldk1d: so if you +1 it seven times you can use the others
ancientspark: The Loyalty Abilities SHOULD work because Loyalty is just cost
GredGredmansson: you don't have to be a planeswalker to use loyalty abilities @LoadingReadyRun
Balaur1135: this was handled with Luxor, the new sword
Morrigan9: can you attack....land?
LucasTheDrgn: Dying to SBA is a feature of planeswalkers, activating loyalty abilities is available to anything that has them
Gobukiller: Can non-walkers use loyalty abilities?
LucasTheDrgn: @Morrigan9 no!
Alex_Frostfire: "Destroy up to two target creatures. Those creatures gain flying until end of turn."
GDwarble: @Morrigan9 Not directly, no
Roborosewater_Masters: It's also a swamp forest so it taps for black or green
BusTed: Destroy target creatures, which then gain falying.
AmazingChest: don't think you can attack a land
nanacomehome: @Morrigan9 it's not a planeswalker so not a valid target
ultramimzee: Planeswalking land that isn't actually a planeswalker
thraximore: wait doesn't the Thief have summoning sickness?
MegaDosX: I think that was the wrong life total for that attack
anhakha: Players can't attack it, because it isn't a planeswalker
niccus: it is not a plainswalker
LRRbot: Ogre Errant [XUB] | Legendary Creature — Spirit [2/2] | Defender, haste / At the beginning of each end step, if a creature died this turn, each opponent sacrifices a creature.
dphkraken: What wishes does it grant? Mostly pinching-related ones.
ultramimzee: This is the best card I've seen yet I love this
awfulw0rldk1d: @thraximore hasty until end of turn
Ancient_Chaos: The one with a real name
Viewers_Like_You: Y'know, I don't think those two -7's are quite on the same level
Paranundrox: @thraximore the land's plus gave haste
chad_chadsworth: destroy two creatures and they gain flying
ShotGunShelz7: Keywords
electra310: A bear!
flatluigi: EACH end step
SnowbirdMike: hahahahaha now even better gibberish
raulghoulia: each end step?
Roborosewater_Masters: I *do* need an adulk
GredGredmansson: no
Paranundrox: it's not a PW
Dog_of_Myth: Love me a Hasty Defender
superdude097: no
GredGredmansson: it's not a planeswalker
Paranundrox: it's a land with Loyalty abilities
Favre_the_Undead: no
Diabore: wait each?
Balaur1135: I mean, you can make it a variable cmc spell, that CAN matter...
Ancient_Chaos: No, you can't attack the land
Lord_Magmar: It's just a weird way to do counters on a land basically
MegaDosX: Shouldn't Nelson be at 39 and Graham at 40?
artemi7: Graham's deck is too powerful with it's art
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Lysander_salamander: maybe a card that destroys land?
Going_Medium: does haste cancel defender for the first round only?
LRRbot: Demonic Bonds | Land | T: Add W or U.
LRRbot: Akroan Chill [2W] | Creature — Vampire Cleric [2/2] | When Akroan Chill enters the battlefield, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token.
anhakha: It's similar to how Bahamut was a confusing planeswalker once it became a dragon
Dog_of_Myth: @Going_Medium Nope
chad_chadsworth: tyhats just a tundra
Roborosewater_Masters: A golem!
chad_chadsworth: lol
NewtyNewts: Does it actually have the land ability? It doesn't have the reminder?
Roborosewater_Masters: And a cleric!
ancientspark: The vanilla test is crying under the table
hyrulesavior: want to come over for some akro an chill?
A_Dub888: You've heard of Netflix and Chill, now try Akroan Chill
GredGredmansson: oh hey, it combos with the commander
wurmbane: hey, wanna Akroa-n-chill?
ShotGunShelz7: Can we see golem art
SnowbirdMike: Akroan and chill very different than netflix and chill
LRRbot: Quest for the Ginden | Land | T: Add G. / 1R, T, Sacrifice Quest for the Ginden: Draw a card.
theamc2000: Are the tokens in the card reader?
Diabore: i love that name
ArmadilloAL: Reminder text doesn't matter. Basic lands tapping for their color of mana is hard-baked into the rules.
LRRbot: Grasping Skulkin [3G] | Creature — Beast [3/3] | Changeling / At the beginning of your upkeep, create a token that’s a copy of Grasping Skulkin.
Finalsora811: No thanks, I already got my ginden.
Roborosewater_Masters: Oh dear
Diabore: ???
MegaDosX: What the shit
Dog_of_Myth: @Going_Medium But if it had an tap ability, you could tap it and use it.
GDwarble: Oh, hey, it's Skulkin!
awfulw0rldk1d: SCUTE SWARM
Roborosewater_Masters: Time for skulkins
GredGredmansson: CHANGELING ARMY
gsyhiap: I prefer a whiskyden
GDwarble: I remember Skulkin! Skulkin is ridiculous!
thraximore: that needs to die immediately 0_0
NewtyNewts: He has Changeling Tribal!
MegaDosX: At least you can't mutate onto it
moseph_jedi: those tokens look good
boonf: first one then the other
Viewers_Like_You: Okay, now who's going to force math?
NovaTiempo: G!
shinytautology: That’s exponential
LucasTheDrgn: We love a little exponential growth here
Gobukiller: the copies also have that ability
electra310: I need an adulk
PhorrestGaze: the copy has that ability
ArmadilloAL: (sorry, "basic land subtypes")
Diabore: right, adams bird doesnt fly
LRRbot: Sunzal | Snow Land | T: Add C. / T, Pay 1 life: Add U, B/G, or B. Activate only if Sunzal is untapped.
Lysander_salamander: If it's changling, that means it's all creature types, right?
Viewers_Like_You: Sunzal, folks!
ShotGunShelz7: Woah thx
two_dimensional_soup: A land with planeswalker like abilities might be kinda neat tbf
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: uhhhh...does each of the tokens do that too?
niccus: ah a slower scute
dphkraken: The non showcase sunzal
MegaDosX: Excuse me
dphkraken: Cube card
chad_chadsworth: pardon?
Roborosewater_Masters: Sunzal is also inthe cube!
EnderofGames: lmao
SnowbirdMike: Really , Only?
GredGredmansson: Most tap abilities do
Roborosewater_Masters: if you add hybrid mana you choose a color
SrMuskrat: what does hybrid mana mean on a land
Paranundrox: one mana that is green and or black
Ancient_Chaos: Adding hybrid mana means choose one
Roborosewater_Masters: There's actually an official rule for that!
GredGredmansson: if you add, you pick a color
Favre_the_Undead: choose a color
awfulw0rldk1d: @I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo it sure does! it's basically Scute Swarm but bigger and a changeling
Makyxx: there is actually
Ancient_Chaos: There ARE rules about adding hybrid
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: oh that's terrifying
phozen236: like filter land it picks a color
GredGredmansson: it adds 1 of Sultai
Makyxx: that is an official rule
LRRbot: Tel-Jilad Patrix [G] | Creature — Vedalken Wizard [1/1] | Whenever Tel-Jilad Patrix or another creature dies, you get EE or GG.
dphkraken: Now this looks like patrick
Roborosewater_Masters: We had to go to some really esoteric parts of the rules for this
Roborosewater_Masters: oh dear
Diabore: not you control?
ShotGunShelz7: Nice
Wagshadow: PATRIX
Kelderan: @Roborosewater_Masters I am deeply impressed by the amount of homework you did for this.
LucasTheDrgn: Yeah I think there's at least one real card that adds mana for mana symbols in the card's cost
Alex_Frostfire: !card Elemental Resonance
LRRbot: Elemental Resonance [2GG] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant permanent / At the beginning of your precombat main phase, add mana equal to enchanted permanent's mana cost.
thraximore: hmm
MegaDosX: Says nothing about not a creature he controls
Diabore: im sorry, not you control ben?
canahedo: Poor Nelson trying to make sense of these cards
Roborosewater_Masters: oh no
Roborosewater_Masters: The patrix
ArmadilloAL: !card charmed pendant
LRRbot: Charmed Pendant [4] | Artifact | {T}, Mill a card: For each colored mana symbol in the milled card's mana cost, add one mana of that color. Activate only as an instant.
awfulw0rldk1d: the patrix is here
Lightningbro: "Tel Jilad that Patrix here."
ArmadilloAL: (Real card)
GredGredmansson: that's a very James Cameron Avatar looking Vedalken
hyrulesavior: is that card broken? no, it is patrix
LRRbot: Underworld Shaman [1G] | Legendary Creature — Wurm [3/3] | When Underworld Shaman enters the battlefield, you get EEEEE. / Pay EEEE: Return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate this ability only during your turn and only once each turn. / Partner
anhakha: PATRICK trigger
vensers_lab_tech: Tel Jilad, when Patrix fell
SK__Ren: It copies Cravage
thraximore: !card savage crab
LRRbot: Savage Crab [1R] | Creature [4/4] | Reach / Whenever Savage Crab is dealt damage, you may pay E. If you do, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
midnightcurryjazz: patrick triiggered
Meemitone: is "getting mana" different from adding mana? asking for a patrix
zhrang911: Patrix is only when a creature dies
LRRbot: Liege of Tomorrow | Land | T: Add G. / W, T, Sacrifice Liege of Tomorrow: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
SK__Ren: oops half finished thopugh
SmithKurosaki: Savage Crab Rave?
MegaDosX: Oh wow
MegaDosX: That's a fun land
moseph_jedi: @Diabore its actually the thing around the dudes shoulders
Viewers_Like_You: The burger family? Is Ben on A&W tribal?
GredGredmansson: its a naturalizing land
SK__Ren: thought*
thatguyyeshim: that land is absurd
Roborosewater_Masters: Enchantment removal is great to have
phozen236: graham have a planeswalker land
thraximore: non-ironically, this set has done interesting things with the lands
GredGredmansson: @Viewers_Like_You no, the Burger is in Adam's deck
Roborosewater_Masters: So the (unreleased) colorless deck had a theme of sac lands
chad_chadsworth: nelly jusst has dual lands
Roborosewater_Masters: Was real fun
Viewers_Like_You: @GredGredmansson Ahh, my mistake
Paranundrox: @phozen236 not a PW but does have loyalty abilities
dphkraken: And weird saboteur effects
NewtyNewts: Elf Indulgent?
Lysander_salamander: how many commanders are in the decks?
LRRbot: Indulgant Seeker [3BG] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [3/4] | Whenever you cast a Spirit spell, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Partner
MegaDosX: Wow
thraximore: @Roborosewater_Masters I hope we get to see that someday, are there any plans to do reveal it?
Paranundrox: neat synergy
GredGredmansson: @GredGredmansson Also, thanks for all those years of PBS programming
MegaDosX: Also, good lord you could grind meat on those
jellyfish5134: that's like, 10Head
phozen236: should be human shaman not wizard
anhakha: His muscle structure is wrong
anhakha: i don't like it
shendaras: Abwatch
Viewers_Like_You: Picasso Abs
LRRbot: Nebula's Carnicade | Land | T: Add U, B, or B. / Cycling 2
GredGredmansson: Abwatch indeed
LRRbot: Duskmaster of Sedge [2U{W/B}] | Legendary Creature — Horror [5/6] | When Duskmaster of Sedge or another Cleric you control attacks, create a Treasure token. / Golem creatures you control have deathtouch.
Roborosewater_Masters: @thraximore Maybe! We had a few decks we tested that didn't make the cut. The others were a mono-black control deck whose commander was a boardwipe and a legendary-tribal "historic" themed deck
LmagiaLive: The other B LUL
dphkraken: @phozen236 bot plays hard and loose with types and colors
GredGredmansson: now the Golem has Deathtouch!
Makyxx: the golem has deathtouch
anhakha: this is roborosewater. He doesn't have abs. he has abacus.
chad_chadsworth: man i love these 100% real words
MegaDosX: Your golem does have deathtouch too, so it's a very good blocker
Roborosewater_Masters: There *are* copy tokens!
Wagshadow: we have a grasping skulkin token!
dphkraken: There was a 1 mana all creatures you control get banding instant in Legends
DeM0nFiRe: RIP
MegaDosX: Yeah that's an actual Scute Swarm problem
Roborosewater_Masters: Good luck with the skulkin...
Diabore: 1-2-4-8-16...
Slyguy46: Howdy Drs. LRR and Nurse Chat
NewtyNewts: Mathingness!
Roborosewater_Masters: it gets a lot harder to deal with after 1 or 2 turns
Sibwow: quadratic
Alex_Frostfire: Hi from Scutes.
Roborosewater_Masters: We do have two unique treasure tokens!
Rosly: ive played the mono black control deck against real decks, it's not good, but it does cause problems on purpose very effeciently
KnifeRollinaBakery: Those are abs if Abs is short for Abscesses
Roborosewater_Masters: Since both Sheeted Memories and Order of the Tethered make treasures
Viewers_Like_You: He puts the "abs" in "absolutely not"
Diabore: commander?
GredGredmansson: remember if ANY creature dies, everyone except Graham sacs a creature at end of turn
phozen236: I want make a custom deck with lands that tap for energy and only have energy spells
anhakha: summon enemotu - we wanna see the stupid
Diabore: @GredGredmansson and ben gets energy or mana
GredGredmansson: true
ShotGunShelz7: Deep think
chad_chadsworth: adams thing has changling
chad_chadsworth: its not just a beast
GredGredmansson: correct
Roborosewater_Masters: Someday we will see Enemotu
Paranundrox: Graham's creature is causing a real board stall
Lysander_salamander: big beefy monsters
Ancient_Chaos: @Paranundrox Working as intended
Roborosewater_Masters: Soembody bolt the patrix
dphkraken: Commander's Protector
LRRbot: Exhistication [1G] | Enchantment | Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
thraximore: !card errant ogre
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Roborosewater_Masters: Oh boy
Diabore: oh no
thraximore: !card ogre errant
LRRbot: Ogre Errant [XUB] | Legendary Creature — Spirit [2/2] | Defender, haste / At the beginning of each end step, if a creature died this turn, each opponent sacrifices a creature.
thraximore: EACH, oh my
Ancient_Chaos: There was a WORSE board stall creature, but I had to remove it because people hated it
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
PhorrestGaze: this makes the math hard
LRRbot: Ogre Errant [XUB] | Legendary Creature — Spirit [2/2] | Defender, haste / At the beginning of each end step, if a creature died this turn, each opponent sacrifices a creature.
GDwarble: Exponential multiplication of creatures that get stronger each time you draw a card? That's absurd!
Roborosewater_Masters: Yeah there was a care that was something like "whenever a creature deals damage its controller loses that much life"
SacrificialToast: "Defender, haste"
awfulw0rldk1d: it was almost exactly that
Ancient_Chaos: Whenever a creature dealt damage it dealt that much damage to its controller\
MegaDosX: Oh no
Lysander_salamander: the no fun allowed deck is actually no fun so we deleted it
LRRbot: Survive Centaur | Land | When Survive Centaur enters the battlefield, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment. / T: Add C.
TabbyLavalamp: All this energy is giving me flashbacks to the last time I played Standard.
DoctorHutch: it was a great day when i realized that, and through the icy manipulator in my cube into the trash
GredGredmansson: @Roborosewater_Masters So THAT'S what Deathlink is.
Viewers_Like_You: Now it is an ex-exhistication
NewtyNewts: So much for Adam's fun
Slyguy46: that's busted!
thraximore: !card bonded fetch
LRRbot: Bonded Fetch [2U] | Creature — Homunculus [0/2] | Defender, haste / {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
anhakha: that card would cost hundreds if it was a real card.
thraximore: defender and haste has been printed on a creature
GredGredmansson: !card Errant Street Artist
LRRbot: Errant, Street Artist [U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [0/3] | Flash / Defender, haste / {1}{U}, {T}: Copy target spell you control that wasn't cast. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Roborosewater_Masters: The Mogg!
LRRbot: Mogg on Frighty [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | Changeling / When Mogg on Frighty enters the battlefield, you get EE. / T, Pay E: Create a 1/1 white Vampire Soldier creature token with haste.
Paranundrox: @thraximore pretty sure more than once, even
Darleysam: I was JUST THINKING THAT
MegaDosX: lmaoooooo
laikagoat: fionLOL
Lysander_salamander: distressing
Viewers_Like_You: That is 100% a Beatle
NovaTiempo: do not want
gsyhiap: That's unsettling
Roborosewater_Masters: The mogg was art on one of the cube packs too
chad_chadsworth: Mogg on dude mogg on!
GredGredmansson: wait who?
dphkraken: *crack-a-pack
anhakha: his ear looks like his face
fnoggchamp: moggchamp
Earthenone: an ai that follows brittish politics, that can only end well
gsyhiap: Also, I'm impressed that G recognised JRM
34Witches: oh god it is *vomit*
mastershake29x: British Conservative MP
LmagiaLive: oh no he's mogging
anhakha: why does his ear look like his face!?
GDwarble: @GredGredmansson Terrible UK politician
hyrulesavior: mogg on wayne! mogg on garth!
dphkraken: Isn't Mogg the guy who leads goblins
thatguyyeshim: now here's a weird question, are there decklists?
MegaDosX: @gsyhiap As I recall Graham has family in England, so it makes sense
theamc2000: That is the frights
Kelderan: I didn't need to see that... BEN
NewtyNewts: Jog on.
Lysander_salamander: :D
Dog_of_Myth: Mogg on Ben
Lysander_salamander: doing nothing, powerfully
abyssaldm: good king mogg
LRRbot: Mirror-Real Tomb | Land | Mirror-Real Tomb enters the battlefield tapped. / T: Add C. / T, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Mirror-Real Tomb: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
theamc2000: Mogg is the ear, while frighty is the closely human thing
gsyhiap: @MegaDosX Indeed, but that doesn't automatically mean he'd recognise him
Roborosewater_Masters: Oh man it was weirdly hard to get art for this one
YeetTheRich_: mogg on deez nuts
DekiSystem: mog on, kupo
Tiber727: So what you're saying is that Mogg is on Freddy?
chad_chadsworth: why is it white and blue?
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dphkraken: It's real
ThatsABigPanda: Mogg On Wayne !
abyssaldm: @DekiSystem YES
LRRbot: Situs of the Predation [2W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When Situs of the Predation enters the battlefield, investigate. / When enchanted creature dies, return it to the battlefield under your control.
GredGredmansson: Delayed Mind Control
GredGredmansson: hm
p3ac3craft: Who does their proxies?
Roborosewater_Masters: Ooooh that's clever
MegaDosX: That's a real black card, just sans the investigate
Roborosewater_Masters: Putting it on the skulkin
NewtyNewts: Nelly got a clue.
abyssaldm: @p3ac3craft why did I read that as porxies?
p3ac3craft: mild dyslexia? Kappa
LucasTheDrgn: @p3ac3craft i think you need to talk to the nu mou if you want those
abyssaldm: @p3ac3craft was gonna say....
Earthenone: the wish for more wishes strategy
twitch_xeo: mild phyrexia
PhorrestGaze: board wipe time
dumbo3k: well, either that or the hasted defender
Finalsora811: Also, it's a changeling, so it works with both halves of Nelson's commander.
Lysander_salamander: Is there removal in this set for enchantments?
MillerDark: That's a white effect
Roborosewater_Masters: Get a treasure!
MillerDark: !card Debt of Loyalty
LRRbot: Debt of Loyalty [1WW] | Instant | Regenerate target creature. You gain control of that creature if it regenerates this way.
Roborosewater_Masters: Two treasures!
LRRbot: Duskmaster of Sedge [2U{W/B}] | Legendary Creature — Horror [5/6] | When Duskmaster of Sedge or another Cleric you control attacks, create a Treasure token. / Golem creatures you control have deathtouch.
abyssaldm: @p3ac3craft I think we need to talk to Matoya for that, actually
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MegaDosX: Imagine if Graham somehow has Cyclonic Rift
LRRbot: Conclees of the Heavens [1W] | Instant — Arcane | Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. Another target creature gets −4/−0 until end of turn. Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.
NewtyNewts: Conclees NUTS
saucemaster5000: Concleez
Roborosewater_Masters: It's arcane!
Paranundrox: wow
MegaDosX: Bwuh
A_Dub888: Conclees sir...
Paranundrox: only 1W
theamc2000: It pretty
Roborosewater_Masters: RIP Patrick
Roborosewater_Masters: Rest in Violence
Wagshadow: RIV
LucasTheDrgn: @p3ac3craft depends on if you're on the first or the source, really
chad_chadsworth: rip in pizza patrick
Lysander_salamander: nekosaur sounds amazing
matthaus_c: sorry, a Neko-sar???
niccus: nekosar huh
GredGredmansson: "words"
MegaDosX: Oh right Nekosar
Roborosewater_Masters: Nekosaur!
GredGredmansson: NEKOSAUR?
MegaDosX: I know what that card does
twitch_xeo: !card nekosaur
LRRbot: Nekosaur [GU] | Legendary Creature — Spirit [2/2] | Flying / T: Nekosaur deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn’t untap during its controller’s next untap step.
Roborosewater_Masters: Man I love these cards so much
tumbleweedgg: !card nekosaur
LRRbot: Nekosaur [GU] | Legendary Creature — Spirit [2/2] | Flying / T: Nekosaur deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn’t untap during its controller’s next untap step.
matthaus_c: Graham show Nekosaur
dphkraken: Wasitora
Roborosewater_Masters: Basically every card that gets played I'm like "Oh dang! [cardname]!"
GredGredmansson: that's a cool ability on Nekosaur
dphkraken: Nekosaur my favorite lich kitten
GredGredmansson: Splice is an ability, no?
Earthenone: ABS, always be splicin
Paranundrox: you can splice anything when you cast the proper spell
thraximore: no you can
Viewers_Like_You: It's an activated ability, I think?
GredGredmansson: Splice isn't a spell, its an ability
Roborosewater_Masters: it copies the text of the spliced card onto the spicee
GredGredmansson: like ninjutsu
Fruan: "Splice is like cycling!" would be the least helpful way to explain it, but it's how I remember it.
Wagshadow: did Nelson get the two treasures?
twitch_xeo: the splice must flow
chad_chadsworth: tom brady!
Roborosewater_Masters: Yeah he got the treasures
dphkraken: @Fruan I GUESSS it's card-neutral
MegaDosX: @Wagshadow Under the blue die
tumbleweedgg: that token looks... interesting
Earthenone: is nelson holing a 1 mana wrath?
Wagshadow: @Ancient_Chaos hey awesome job
Roborosewater_Masters: Man, gotta say Sheeted Memories has the best art
Ancient_Chaos: @Wagshadow <3
matthaus_c: idk man no one ever got killed by a scute swarm I'm sure :p
wurmbane: says ben of the infinite energy
saucemaster5000: Madgic
flatluigi: he's the double boshy, he's transcended getting upset
LRRbot: Cataclysmic Guardian [2U] | Instant | Cataclysmic Guardian deals 2 damage to any target. / Gravestorm
Roborosewater_Masters: I'm really proud of what I did but AC did an *amazing* job with the ukiyo-e stuff
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Mad? No. Will he hold it against you? Possibly.
Paranundrox: "just"
Duetic: Four cards got milled too
Roborosewater_Masters: All the "gravestorm" cards have future sight frame
Calaban161: It counts the mill by the look
MegaDosX: Could Nelson have held onto that until after the trigger from Graham's thing?
Paranundrox: @Duetic not permanents
Roborosewater_Masters: From the battlefield
Paranundrox: those would be permanent cards not permanents
TheStormAngel: His secret is that he's always mad
Roborosewater_Masters: Gravestorm is battlefield -> graveyard
SeismicLawns: nelson could shoot adam's other 2 creatures so it dies to the sac trigger
MegaDosX: Ah, fair enough
NewtyNewts: Isn't it 12 for original and 5 copies?
YeetTheRich_: right, the sorcery speed lands
YeetTheRich_: lmao
MegaDosX: I think people remember game one Ben :p
shendaras: There were a trillion spirits at one point.
Diabore: if you kill bens stuff you get to play longer
SeismicLawns: i think nelson gets to throw 12 damage around?
Roborosewater_Masters: That's EDH politcs for ya
Viewers_Like_You: *does several trillion damage* "What did I ever do?!"
Dog_of_Myth: Not Mogg
saucemaster5000: get mogged
chad_chadsworth: may he mogg on in heaven
gsyhiap: G is quite right. Mogg knows what he did
ShigOnline: mogg on!
Roborosewater_Masters: So now *nelson* has the skulkin
Earthenone: moggs back on the menu
LRRbot: Bick of Doom | Land | Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has shroud. / 2, T, Sacrifice Bick of Doom: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
Roborosewater_Masters: So fun fact during playtesting one of the most common win-cons was reanimating stuff from someone else's graveyard
Diabore: WAT
dphkraken: OF DOOM
chad_chadsworth: really angry pen
Dog_of_Myth: WHAT
MegaDosX: SHROUD?!?
LRRbot: Banish of Brilliance | Land | Banish of Brilliance enters the battlefield tapped. / T: Add R or G. / Cycling 2
ShotGunShelz7: Land btw
Finalsora811: 1 turn too late, unfortunately.
Veralos: Bic? They do say the pen is mightier than the sword
LucasTheDrgn: and you can sac it if you want to target them, powerful magic
MaskedBeeX: If it was Hexproof it would be crazy
Roborosewater_Masters: Adam don't forget Enemotu!
baskwalla: Can has Bick of Doom for my counters deck plz?
Roborosewater_Masters: You have a commander!
YeetTheRich_: you need land destruction to get rid of the shroud holy moly
NarishmaReborn: he only has 4 mana
Diabore: @Roborosewater_Masters he only had 4 mana that turn
Paranundrox: Bick doesnt add mana
chad_chadsworth: @Roborosewater_Masters 4 mana
dumbo3k: @Roborosewater_Masters I don't tihnk he has neough mana for it, since Bick doesn't add mana
dphkraken: of DOOM!
Yeezy2Cheezy: These new precons look cool
chad_chadsworth: its an edh staple!
LRRbot: Angelic Angel [1UBR] | Legendary Creature — Dragon [3/3] | Whenever you get one or more E, add two mana of different colors. / Partner
Earthenone: use bick of doom like urborg is in play
matthaus_c: @YeetTheRich_ yeah but everyone these days is running Strip Mine, Crucible and Azusa right? :p
Lysander_salamander: great names
LRRbot: Sculpting the Sky | Land — Plains Wizard | Sculpting the Sky enters the battlefield tapped. / T: Add W, B, or G.
GredGredmansson: we still haven't seen Adam's commander right?
Viewers_Like_You: It's an angel, it's a dragon, it has visible wings... and it doesn't fly
vensers_lab_tech: Bounces to Riptide lab
Wagshadow: @GredGredmansson we have not
Wagshadow: but I hope we do
Diabore: a dragon, named angel, in front of clouds, has wings in art, doesnt fly
Lysander_salamander: aw yeah, an sentient area of land
A_Dub888: Can be searched with wizardcycling
MegaDosX: Super duper haste
nymistrya: Plains wizards just sounds like what Gibb would call a Planeswalker
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
twitch_xeo: combos with indestructible!
DeM0nFiRe: They gain flying, they just dont gain landing
Meemitone: Sculpting the sky looks like nomad outpost to me, abzan meets abzan
Lysander_salamander: :D
zhrang911: And on the 8th turn, he killed two things
Viewers_Like_You: Why is everyone sleeping on the first -7 ability though???
LRRbot: Angelogist [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | When Angelogist enters the battlefield, create a Treasure token. / T: Draw a card, then each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
HadesLeprechaun: game 2 has gone on how long and these are the life totals? lol
Roborosewater_Masters: Angelogist studies angelic angel
Roborosewater_Masters: Yeah
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
Calaban161: Kill 2 is better than tap 1
Roborosewater_Masters: It's a dragon!
Saintnex: I mean destroying 2 creatures is like taping 1 but more permanent lol
Roborosewater_Masters: Angelic Angel + Underworld shaman is the reason for the deck name
MegaDosX: That tap ability's pretty gooed
MegaDosX: good*
saucemaster5000: Damn it Spock I'm a doctor!
theamc2000: Good
Roborosewater_Masters: Also the pun on energy (plus sneaking in my RL name)
YeetTheRich_: "what a minute, this angel is an imposter!"
dphkraken: "Is angelic angel an angel or a dragon?" "What do you take me for, an Angelogist?"
Roborosewater_Masters: Adaaaaam you have a commander
Roborosewater_Masters: oh dang
Diabore: STILL only 4 mana
asthanius: Try harder
SrMuskrat: sac the bic to get 5 mana
Dog_of_Myth: HAHHA
Roborosewater_Masters: Bick doesn't add mana
LucasTheDrgn: doesn't the bick cost 2 to fetch?
Roborosewater_Masters: Right
LRRbot: Bick of Doom | Land | Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has shroud. / 2, T, Sacrifice Bick of Doom: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
GredGredmansson: !card bick of doom
LRRbot: Bick of Doom | Land | Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has shroud. / 2, T, Sacrifice Bick of Doom: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
Fistacles: is bick of doom gonna be on the test?
LucasTheDrgn: AND the land enters tapped
GredGredmansson: OH
YeetTheRich_: if it were me I would have simply played a forest
MegaDosX: Adam knows what he's doing
Viewers_Like_You: None of the Bicks add mana, people!
NewtyNewts: It's like he didn't MAKE Bick of Doom
GredGredmansson: that land doesn't tap for mana
Roborosewater_Masters: The monkey!
Dog_of_Myth: Just don't attack Adam
LRRbot: Entangling Vengeance [2] | Legendary Artifact | Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you get EE. / Pay EE: Until end of turn, Entangling Vengeance becomes a 4/4 Ape creature with haste until end of turn.
MegaDosX: You are doing what
asthanius: Mods, can someone ban roborosewater_masters? Kappa
Diabore: ook?
MegaDosX: m o n k e
GredGredmansson: tomTeeth
NewtyNewts: Oh no, ook.
vensers_lab_tech: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
Earthenone: i could see that as a real card
YeetTheRich_: wheelerMonkey
Zerglinator: until end of turn, until end of turn
LRRbot: Necromantic Mork | Land | T: Add C. / 2, T: Add GG or BBR.
Roborosewater_Masters: @asthanius please don'
thraximore: wheelerMonkey
MegaDosX: Nanu nanu
HalcyonPrime9: MORE 2 mana 4/4s
theamc2000: wheelerMonkey
Dog_of_Myth: wheelerOok wheelerOok
fnoggchamp: nanu nanu
dphkraken: Mork
YeetTheRich_: mork! mork! mork!
NewtyNewts: 2 for BBR
artemi7: JUND EM OUT
matthaus_c: MORK MORK
Roborosewater_Masters: Necromantic mork is great
dphkraken: It's like a morgue but mork
dangerous_safety: pay EE; return to monke
Amedil: good that graham has a land that can shoot artifacts lmao
NewtyNewts: Necromantic Mork go BBR
noa2828: monke machine
medusahead5: mork
objectivefailure: Where Necromantic Mindy?
Koshindan: Gork and Mork!
anhakha: nanu nanu!
asthanius: Necromantic Mork and Necromantic Mindy
matthaus_c: it's morkin' time
JDMan94: yo where's mindy
SymphonicLolita: #jundstuff
awfulw0rldk1d: When in doubt, Mork 'em out!
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GredGredmansson: Nanu Fhtagn
Alex_Frostfire: Amazing.
Dog_of_Myth: That's a great image
Darleysam: Mork rezzing Orson, come in Orson
Lysander_salamander: That's weirdly uplifting
YeetTheRich_: mork rosewater
SrMuskrat: its morkin time
TotalHell: He ages others backwards.
hyrulesavior: nanucronomicon
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Graham just killed Nelson
LRRbot: Shadowed Thran High [1B] | Creature — Bird Monk [2/1] | When Shadowed Thran High enters the battlefield, you get EE. / Whenever Shadowed Thran High attacks, you may pay E. If you do, target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
Roborosewater_Masters: Shadowed Thran High is actually really good imho
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: that's some great card art tho
noa2828: the suspenders are his phylactery
fhorrigan: @Roborosewater_Masters In the energy deck? Noooooo
Roborosewater_Masters: Bird Monk is a great creature type also
matthaus_c: jesus christ that's the best piker I've ever seen
LRRbot: Horizon Skeleton [4U] | Creature — Vampire [3/3] | Flying / 2, Return a land you control to its owner’s hand: You get EEE. / Pay EEEE: Target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
dphkraken: Surfs up
asthanius: oh it's a moonfolk
lamina5432: So game one or two?
anhakha: aren't vampires just well fed skeletons?
Amedil: vampire at the beach
Dog_of_Myth: Game 2
YeetTheRich_: uh oh we have an outlet
lamina5432: Thanks
Gobukiller: another way to end the infinite loop!
matthaus_c: first name, Horizon. last name, Skeleton. occupation... Vampire.
YeetTheRich_: graham taking one for the team
Fistacles: why is the skeleton riding a Sparrow from destiny
Roborosewater_Masters: Oooooh he splicing!
MegaDosX: A counterspell with splice?!?
LRRbot: Armageddon [U] | Instant — Arcane | Counter target spell. Its owner creates two 2/2 white Knight creature tokens with vigilance. / Splice onto Arcane 1U
raulghoulia: here I go splicing again
MegaDosX: Wait what.
YeetTheRich_: you cast WHAT
DeM0nFiRe: That art is ultra sick
LRRbot: Shield of Volrath [1WU] | Sorcery — Arcane | Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. You create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token. / Splice onto Arcane 1B
Roborosewater_Masters: Time to find some tikens
Roborosewater_Masters: tokens
YeetTheRich_: !card armageddon
LRRbot: Armageddon [U] | Instant — Arcane | Counter target spell. Its owner creates two 2/2 white Knight creature tokens with vigilance. / Splice onto Arcane 1U
theamc2000: Cool art
GredGredmansson: as long as you pay for it
matthaus_c: Splice8Rack
vensers_lab_tech: Its mutate for spells
thraximore: !card indulgant
LRRbot: Indulgant Seeker [3BG] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [3/4] | Whenever you cast a Spirit spell, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Partner
Viewers_Like_You: Could you target the same card twice?
GredGredmansson: Ranch of the Codax?
Diabore: now do you have a target?
Ancient_Chaos: Six drinks deep. D3efiiniteely have to rewatch this later. Too drunk to pay attention to both the stream to the stream and the RRWM VC art the same time
HadesLeprechaun: and graham needs to untap what he tapped for the second splice
LRRbot: Nekosaur [GU] | Legendary Creature — Spirit [2/2] | Flying / T: Nekosaur deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn’t untap during its controller’s next untap step.
matthaus_c: NEKOSAUR
Lysander_salamander: eek
chad_chadsworth: oh god
MegaDosX: And it's a spirit!
SymphonicLolita: like, nya
SK__Ren: Aww, its cute
itira: oh my
Roborosewater_Masters: Local nekosaur says OwO
matthaus_c: Nekosaur is my new gender
TheNerdWonder: I was DRINKING when that came up!
NewtyNewts: Does the splice count as an 'arcane' card for the mill effect?
artemi7: it cute UwU
grimmarray: meow
yoric_the_skull: it's... cute?
chad_chadsworth: i was expecting a t-rex with cat ears
dphkraken: The splice isn't a new arcane spell
ArmadilloAL: @NewtyNewts Despite the whole pile, you are only casting one spell.
Earthenone: spliced spells are still only one spell
LucasTheDrgn: @NewtyNewts activating the splice ability is not casting an arcane spell
Veralos: rawr X3
MegaDosX: All this splice talk makes me want an ice cream
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX mmm splice cream
s4ems: i apologize im out of the loop why is graham completely shaved?
LRRbot: Illusionist's Realm | Land — Forest Island
NewtyNewts: That's real nice.
ShaneLeeAtk: !graham
niccus: you should watch the opening to july's LRL
GredGredmansson: Plains Assassin?
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c You joke, but Splice is a type of ice cream you can buy here
Lysander_salamander: oops all land deck
s4ems: @niccus oh boy
Diabore: can a mod pop the graham command?
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niccus: wait was it june
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: yeah that art is gorgeous
dphkraken: @MegaDosX Onto Arcane
laikagoat: it was june
GredGredmansson: Punch and Freeze
Sage0fMadness: !graham
flatluigi: @s4ems to make a long story short, chemo makes you lose your hair
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GredGredmansson: Nekosaur is kind of adorabl actually
JonnyGlitched: Hi everyone! What did I miss?
Diabore: @s4ems but also i suggest the june LRL for long story
LoadingReadyRun: does the nekosaur have a cat face in it's mouth?
Lysander_salamander: dang
YeetTheRich_: @LoadingReadyRun no please
TwitchingPokki: @JonnyGlitched roborosewater
GredGredmansson: @LoadingReadyRun oh no
wurmbane: adam smartly dodging the sac triggers
saucemaster5000: of course the nekosaur is a cannibal
LRRbot: Scourge of Desolation | Land | Scourge of Desolation enters the battlefield with three petito counters on it. / T: Add U, W, or B.
flatluigi: PETITO
JonnyGlitched: Can I get a quick play-by-play? lrrBEEJ
artemi7: @JonnyGlitched Ben stormed out game 1 with 1 trillion spirit tokens
SymphonicLolita: petito....
theamc2000: Perito
matthaus_c: @LoadingReadyRun you know a xenomorph?
MegaDosX: I beg your pardon
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: I hate the two different types of eyes on the Nekosaur
Wagshadow: petito....
chad_chadsworth: petito!
NewtyNewts: Come on, get some mini dice!
Viewers_Like_You: Tres petito...
JonnyGlitched: @artemi7 seems nice!
nkcola: they're like potatos but small
PhormDjinni: Petito chips are what I snack on when I'm on a diet.
novrdd: Said the ancient chaos...
novrdd: XD
LRRbot: Throne of Crown [1WB] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has “Sacrifice this creature: Add C.”
JonnyGlitched: I'm sure there was a 6-pack box
DoctorHutch: did nelson get his growing force of tokens?
YeetTheRich_: get a single grain of rice as counter
Ancient_Chaos: Fun fact: Illusionitst's realm is in because the UG whenever a player casts a spell they draw three land was a big NOPE
MegaDosX: What the hell
Zerglinator: petito
YeetTheRich_: wow that's a sweet card
NewtyNewts: Heart of Crown is the deckbuilder. This is THRONE of Crown.
GredGredmansson: I'ts like the Iron Throne
novrdd: eldrazi learned about politics now :O
Veraphage: It's a metaphor?
theamc2000: One throne one crown
Meemitone: made out of one really big crown
GredGredmansson: but ritzier
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX for some reason card AI really loves making Young Peezies
artemi7: We're just power creeping Game of Thrones
YeetTheRich_: I want to build a deck around throne of crown
Lysander_salamander: at least it's less rusty than the iron throne
Viewers_Like_You: I can't wait for Wilds of Crown next year
Sogheim: it's a giant's crown but with a nice cushion and lumbar support
Lysander_salamander: less chance of getting tetanous maybe
ArmadilloAL: I'm not so sure Savidan has played Magic, actually.
matthaus_c: @YeetTheRich_ may I interest you in Canlander Mardu Pyromancers
Balaur1135: that enchantment is basically Kykar
LRRbot: Decompose Shaman [3G] | Creature — Human Knight [2/3] | Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay 1. If you do, draw a card.
ElissenRedux: Throne of Crowns feels darks souls
JonnyGlitched: He dared to have no board presence!
Fistacles: mentor of the everyone
MegaDosX: That's legit a reasonable card
cadence_phoenix: i will never mogg off
GredGredmansson: Keep Calm and Mogg On Frighty
artemi7: Seems too fair to be a green creature
Viewers_Like_You: "On status: Mogg" -Frighty
Roborosewater_Masters: Adam I'm so sorry you're getting mana screwed
Roborosewater_Masters: That sucks
LRRbot: Necrotic Sleep [1B] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | When Necrotic Sleep enters the battlefield, you get EEE. / Pay EE, Sacrifice Necrotic Sleep: Destroy target enchantment.
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darthdilbert992: Adam looks like he is about to fall asleep
DoctorHutch: Adam is very patient tonight for how hosed he has ended up getting by the board
Sogheim: usually Decompose Shaman types would have a Power >= 4
GDwarble: Surely "Necrotic Sleep" is just death?
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quixy23: DID SOMEONE SAY ROBOROSEWATER COMMANDER?!
Finalsora811: Poker face, Graham!
Tiny_Genius_: Please tell me that Angelic Angel does not have creature type angel, that would be hilarious
quixy23: I was waiting for this for yearssince it first came out!
dphkraken: @Tiny_Genius_ Dragon
Viewers_Like_You: @Tiny_Genius_ It is a Dragon
GredGredmansson: @Tiny_Genius_ it's a dragon
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LucasTheDrgn: @Tiny_Genius_ It's a dragon (doesn't have flying)
dumbo3k: !card angelic angel
LRRbot: Angelic Angel [1UBR] | Legendary Creature — Dragon [3/3] | Whenever you get one or more E, add two mana of different colors. / Partner
JonnyGlitched: That d20 is HUGE
JonnyGlitched: (Bens's)
quixy23: What happened to Graham's hair?
Juliamon: !graham
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JonnyGlitched: @quixy23 it Unionized
matthaus_c: tbf, several people gave Oko the go-ahead a couple years ago
MegaDosX: I beg your pardon
LRRbot: Splensor Oak [W] | Instant — Arcane | Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. / Splice onto Arcane 1W
MegaDosX: WHAT
asthanius: FOR ONE MANA
matthaus_c: INSTANT?
holo_raptor: yoink
Sientir: For a single White?! AT INSTANT?!
matthaus_c: WotC pay attention
Wagshadow: I am genuinely disappointed with Arken Legion underperforming so far, hope it recovers :pray:
MegaDosX: WHO DESIGNED THIS
matthaus_c: more like this wotc please
Desruprot: No this is Patrick
nix_gd: GAVIN
GredGredmansson: in WHITE
twitch_xeo: splicing that on repeatedly sounds scary
Viewers_Like_You: Gavin!
JonnyGlitched: Power Creep, in a few years all spells will be 1 at most
Veraphage: Gavin!
artemi7: Seems good in Reanimator
theamc2000: You okay Adam?
Viewers_Like_You: Well, RoboGavin
wurmbane: can you show patrick on card reader
GredGredmansson: "I am NOT a Krusty Krab."
Dumori: The year is 2052 every deck is Cheerios
JonnyGlitched: I just google meme video clips these days
JonnyGlitched: Wait, mana burn is a thing?
v_nome: Dave's not here man for a new generation
gualdhar: Youngin explains Spongebob to old man
Roborosewater_Masters: Hmmmmm Robogavin...
matthaus_c: watch me blame Gavin anyway
MegaDosX: Nobody tweet Gavin about this card design
SK__Ren: I mean, can't you blame gavin for the learning material?
PhorrestGaze: we can still blame Gavin
moseph_jedi: wait what is bringing back mana burn?
Roborosewater_Masters: I *do* have commander themed cards in the backlog
LRRbot: Throne of Crown [1WB] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has “Sacrifice this creature: Add C.”
bytecaster: But didn't the AI learn from some cards Gavin designed at least, so isn't he still partially responsible
Roborosewater_Masters: Throne of Crown went through quite a few art versions too
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Sage0fMadness: !gavin
LRRbot: Avatar of Elements' [2W] | Creature — Spirit [2/1] | B, Sacrifice Avatar of Elements’: Return up to two target cards from your graveyard to your hand.
Lysander_salamander: hahahaaha
matthaus_c: Elementses
Roborosewater_Masters: It's a spirit!
MegaDosX: Woah
BusTed: Multiple elements'
Roborosewater_Masters: Ah dang
Vooxen: That's a terrifying loop...
Veraphage: Avatar of Elements' *what*
Finalsora811: Seems good with your commanders.
JonnyGlitched: I blame Jeremy Crawford for random stuff these days
ArmadilloAL: That seems like a hell of a loop with the one-mana reanimate spell.
Pyroxx___: so you have wb return target card from your graveyard to your hand
MegaDosX: @Veraphage Good question. Next question.
ShaneLeeAtk: Ah, Capitalist Elements
GredGredmansson: Nekosaur is actually sort of in pie too
adambomb625: Avatar of Elements, isn't that just Aang?
matthaus_c: I love that Nekosaur has a nested cat mouth
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GredGredmansson: Punch effect that locks down
novrdd: "possessive spirit"
Lysander_salamander: I imagine that nekosaur is kaiju-sized
GredGredmansson: Yeah, Nekosaur is basically, "Nekosaur punches a creature and puts a Stun counter on it"
artemi7: Nekosaur is such a sweet spirit creature that resembles a cat but definitely isn't a cat. Very Ghibli esque
matthaus_c: my neighbour nekosaur
theamc2000: Energy
GredGredmansson: All of Graham's cards have a very asian feel to them
Ancient_Chaos: @artemi7 I put a LOT of effort into the art for this deck, and I had to include Nekosaur for the meme value)
MegaDosX: Adam can literally point at anyone right now >_>
Zerglinator: have we seen Enemotu yet
LRRbot: Aspiring Ticketalker | Land | Aspiring Ticketalker enters the battlefield tapped. / T: Add W or B. / 1, T, Sacrifice Aspiring Ticketalker: Investigate.
quixy23: !card Grisly Thief
LRRbot: Grisly Thief [WU] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Advisor [1/3] | Whenever you cast an Arcane spell, target player mills four cards. / Partner
JonnyGlitched: Adam is so fragile
theamc2000: Ticket-alker
asthanius: Okay, fine. Everyone attack Adam
artemi7: PROTECC ADAM
laundreydhull: Avatar of Elements? 3/5 does not break copyright infringement of The Last Airbender.
MegaDosX: @Zerglinator Not yet, Adam has been getting mana screwed
Mr_Horrible: were you a porcelain doll you'd at least freak out Ben lrrBEEJ
ArmadilloAL: Yeah, the first game ended on turn five and Adam hasn't gotten to five mana yet this time.
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Ancient_Chaos: Oh, hey, that's me
YeetTheRich_: fajito counters
LRRbot: Renegade Battlemage [1UU] | Creature — Human Cleric [3/2] | When Renegade Battlemage enters the battlefield, surveil 1. / Whenever Renegade Battlemage attacks and isn’t blocked, you may return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
JonnyGlitched: That sounds real
Viewers_Like_You: Tres pe-tito
MegaDosX: That could almost be a real card
JonnyGlitched: The realist robo card
InfiniTokens: Happy Friday!
quixy23: !card Underworld Shaman
LRRbot: Underworld Shaman [1G] | Legendary Creature — Wurm [3/3] | When Underworld Shaman enters the battlefield, you get EEEEE. / Pay EEEE: Return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate this ability only during your turn and only once each turn. / Partner
GredGredmansson: IT'S TIME
MegaDosX: WE GOT THERE
EnderofGames: It's a *renegade* battlemage, as in not a battlemage at all
Zerglinator: ENEMOTU
Roborosewater_Masters: enemotu!!!
chad_chadsworth: finally!
Roborosewater_Masters: Enemotu is bae
quixy23: !card Angelic Angel
LRRbot: Angelic Angel [1UBR] | Legendary Creature — Dragon [3/3] | Whenever you get one or more E, add two mana of different colors. / Partner
LRRbot: Enemotu, Legion's Pathunter [2RGG] | Legendary Creature — Elemental Dragon [4/4] | Trample / When Enemotu, Legion’s Pathunter enters the battlefield, draw three cards, then you may discard a card. If you do, add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of creatures you control.
GredGredmansson: ELEMENTAL DRAGON
MegaDosX: Oh my god
MegaDosX: I love it so much
Saintnex: Wait, MAY discard
JonnyGlitched: Enemotu sounds like a word the band Chairlift would make up
artemi7: That is a BADASS
MaskedBeeX: Huh, an ETB Commander
DeM0nFiRe: It's gonna get the Patrick
JonnyGlitched: Give pats
Mr_Horrible: what did Pat do??
GredGredmansson: I thought it was a Path Unter too
Ancient_Chaos: Puh-tunter
YeetTheRich_: it hunts head pats
itira: @JonnyGlitched LUL
ancientspark: As someone named Pat, I'll allow it
artemi7: He really hates Pat Pod
theamc2000: Path-under
chad_chadsworth: rip patrick
JonnyGlitched: pats is the international word for pets
Staryx__: I like Path-unter
NewtyNewts: Good, patbaer isn't in chat right now.
quixy23: !card Indulgant Seeker
LRRbot: Indulgant Seeker [3BG] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [3/4] | Whenever you cast a Spirit spell, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Partner
matthaus_c: of the New England Pathunters
quillilian: They who seeks pats
ArmadilloAL: Patrix's days are numbered.
princeofwinners: aspiring tik toker
nymistrya: Its just a cat. Its hunting for pats
JonnyGlitched: gib pats
omdorastrix: no.. its pat trick...
LRRbot: Priest of the Bloodscale | Land | T: Add C. / 1R, T: Draw a card. Target opponent may create a 3/2 colorless Eldrazi Horror creature token.
G_476: Patrix is about to become an ex-pat.
MegaDosX: So Adam gets two mana from that
GredGredmansson: it's a very grouphug card
GredGredmansson: so Adam has 2 mana floating
nix_gd: Patrix is suddenly considering a name change
Lysander_salamander: :D
JonnyGlitched: "target player sacs all permanents "
theamc2000: Adam drew five cards this turn
princeofwinners: nice red herring to have the discard clause and x to make you think its the mana cost but its actually creatures you control
LRRbot: Solidarity [R] | Sorcery | Solidarity deals 4 damage to target creature. If that permanent was a creature, it’s a 4/4 green Wurm artifact creature with trample and haste in addition to its other types. It gains haste until end of turn and can’t be blocked this turn.
InfiniTokens: "His thing that makes us sac a thing" is that oracle text?
Lysander_salamander: great name for a team fight game
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAh
chad_chadsworth: HAHA
matthaus_c: that's SO COOL
MaskedBeeX: That just kills most things
Veraphage: It *was* a 4/4
asthanius: Does it lose its other abillities?
YeetTheRich_: so ... it's murder for R
JonnyGlitched: "Only deals 4 damage, you only have 4 toughness"
Roborosewater_Masters: Solidarity is amazing bcos it doesn't work against creatures with +1/+1 counters
Frostwriter111: wait...
NarishmaReborn: also doesn't kill anything with +1=1 cpimters
Roborosewater_Masters: Actually a really neat design
NewtyNewts: It keeps its other abilities.
Wagshadow: Solidarity is also awesome for your own cards since the deck gives so many +1/+1 counters
GredGredmansson: double hastebow all the way
Viewers_Like_You: Well, we've got ham and haste; sausage, bacon, and haste; haste, haste, eggs, haste, and haste...
MegaDosX: Oh my god yeah it combos with counters too
Finalsora811: !card ogre errant
LRRbot: Ogre Errant [XUB] | Legendary Creature — Spirit [2/2] | Defender, haste / At the beginning of each end step, if a creature died this turn, each opponent sacrifices a creature.
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Blue_Anteater: @Viewers_Like_You LUL
NewtyNewts: Oh wait no, it keeps its other TYPES.
JonnyGlitched: @NarishmaReborn counters counter it
DoctorHutch: oh you're a badass god? well i wish that you were stabbed, and then i wish that you were a dude that dies to being stabbed.
coldward900: If it triggers one more time, then it's a patrix hat trick
twitch_xeo: That Ogre can come back real fast for like 2 mana lol
j4bon: honestly thats a pretty flavorful way for red to destroy stuff with indestructible
Saintnex: Based on the wording, wouldn’t it deal the four damage first and then if it’s still alive, it becomes a 4/4?
chad_chadsworth: i dont think it gets around indestructible
Akaiatana: Wait, is Patrick and Pathunter on board together?
GredGredmansson: Mogg the Frighty is my generation's Drood the Ozeference
LRRbot: Silent Sparks [3] | Artifact | 2, T, Sacrifice Silent Sparks: Exile target creature. You get EEE, Silent Sparks deals 2 damage to any target.
MegaDosX: @Saintnex Probably, but it'd then die to having four damage marked and four toughness
JonnyGlitched: @DoctorHutch it wouldn't lost indestructible
YeetTheRich_: what the shit
DoctorHutch: @Saintnex all of the card would resolve before the state based effects would check
MegaDosX: EXCUSE ME WHAT
Roborosewater_Masters: Shhh
ArmadilloAL: @Saintnex No, since damage doesn't destroy creatures in the middle of a spell's resolution. The whole spell happens, *then* the game realizes that the now-4/4 has 4 damage on it.
artemi7: That
Kazman20a: if you can add 1/1 tokens to it the creature will always survive
theamc2000: That is pretty
ShotGunShelz7: Seems good
NewtyNewts: Energy seems only *slightly* busted.
Saintnex: Ahh okay, that makes sense
artemi7: thats a pretty good rock
Roborosewater_Masters: Those sparks are *silent*
matthaus_c: don't let Silent Sparks get near Wheeler
ShotGunShelz7: Egg
JonnyGlitched: 3 then 2 for an exile is nuts
MegaDosX: I mean it's the copy changeling
quixy23: Excuse me, can someone in chat explain to me what lands every player has? I came into this match late.
artemi7: The energy deck seems a lot stronger then the others
twitch_xeo: and next Graham grabs it from Adam's grave :D
GredGredmansson: @quixy23 no.
matthaus_c: @quixy23 don't worry about it
Lysander_salamander: summon from graveyard is a bit strong
Vooxen: RIP, Nekosaur.
yoric_the_skull: NOO!
canahedo: @quixy23 It's a lot
Ancient_Chaos: Too drunk to properly provide comment on this stream now so I will probably only respond to Arcane plays now. Too much to keep track of while six drinks deep and listening to the VC and this at the same tiime
GredGredmansson: @quixy23 sorry, I mean, this is a RoboRosewater commander match
Lysander_salamander: wait, that's an artifact
anhakha: i'm sober and i'm confused
Wagshadow: @Ancient_Chaos mute us we're not making sense anyway
Roborosewater_Masters: @Ancient_Chaos and whose fault is that
ArmadilloAL: Patrix has been hunted.
Roborosewater_Masters: (probably at least partly mine, sorry)
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JonnyGlitched: Are those big-text dice d20s or spindowns? They look like d20
dangerous_safety: I'm only... 3? drinks in and am plenty confused
Ancient_Chaos: @Roborosewater_Masters Ben's, for resolving Companion Cage three times
Wagshadow: if anyone has any questions about Adam's deck go ahead and ask me (like - "why is it underperforming so badly" for example)
omdorastrix: flavour fail.. the pat hunter didnt take out patrix...
chad_chadsworth: have we figured outt how the golgari hybred mana works?
theamc2000: Yes
Roborosewater_Masters: When you would add hybrid mana you choose one of the two colors
chad_chadsworth: cool
GredGredmansson: @chad_chadsworth yes, you choose the mana you gain; apparently that's supported by actual magic rule
dumbo3k: @omdorastrix I mean, Pat is back on the board on Ben's side, so he can still hunt
theamc2000: Card reader please
quixy23: !card Ridge of the Kodeks
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
LRRbot: Ridge of the Codex [4] | Artifact | Whenever you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, you may put a charge counter on Ridge of the Codex. / 1, Remove a charge counter from Ridge of the Codex: Add CC. / T, Discard a card: Ridge of the Codex deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of charge counters on Ridge of the Codex.
MegaDosX: Wiw'
YeetTheRich_: woow
anhakha: Adam, your beard looks great.
MegaDosX: Wow*
chad_chadsworth: cool art
LRRbot: Hakeamancer's Retreat [1U] | Sorcery — Arcane | Devoid / All creatures get −X/−X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand.
MegaDosX: WOW
YeetTheRich_: board wiiipe FBtouchdown
Roborosewater_Masters: Sheeted Memories does have the highest boardwipe density of any deck
JonnyGlitched: Nice art on Retreat
MadWolf1290: the art is SO good
Bionull: Non-bo with indestructible, by the way
GredGredmansson: Combos great with Splice, since they are staying in your hand
GredGredmansson: yes
DeM0nFiRe: I like all these cards using the mystical archive japenese alt frame
djalternative: still in hand
Dog_of_Myth: yes
MegaDosX: lrrJUDGECALL
theamc2000: @roborosewater_masters do you know where we can find the art
shendaras: You're just revealing them right?
ArmadilloAL: Splice reveals cards from your hand. They never leave it.
Roborosewater_Masters: It copies the text, the cards stay in your hand
quixy23: !help Arcane
Akaiatana: The splice must flow, iirc
GredGredmansson: if they aren't in hand, where are they?
Ancient_Chaos: They are still in hand, yes
artemi7: They don't use the stack
dphkraken: On the table
coldward900: a splice in the hand is worth 2 on the stack
GredGredmansson: @coldward900 often literally
MegaDosX: One and a blue for basically a Languish
Roborosewater_Masters: You just can't splice the same card twice
JonnyGlitched: @Bionull -x/-x still kills indestructible, or to you mean hitting his own?
hadderachprime: !help The Meathook Massacre
Roborosewater_Masters: It's weird
Viewers_Like_You: Graham over here piloting SpliceGirls.dek
Bionull: @JonnyGlitched That's why non-bo
MaskedBeeX: Time to go back to basics
SacrificialToast: do any of these decks have basics?
LRRbot: Shield of Volrath [1WU] | Sorcery — Arcane | Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. You create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token. / Splice onto Arcane 1B
Roborosewater_Masters: @Viewers_Like_You Splice girls! Amazing
JonnyGlitched: Ya Non-Basic!
chad_chadsworth: and bens only has snow basics i think
GredGredmansson: !card retreat
LRRbot: Found 10 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
hyrulesavior: wait, does the splice text add to the bottom of the card?
djalternative: wait. does the text get added to the top or bottom of the card? that matters
saucemaster5000: @Roborosewater_Masters just so you know this is a joy to watch
Roborosewater_Masters: Thanks!
Ancient_Chaos: That is correct, Sheeted Memories is absolutely my kind of deck including ZERO basics
artemi7: Splice is at the bottom after everything else, I belive.
Roborosewater_Masters: I'm so glad
hadderachprime: !card The Meathook Massacre
LRRbot: The Meathook Massacre [XBB] | Legendary Enchantment | When The Meathook Massacre enters the battlefield, each creature gets −X/−X until end of turn. / Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life. / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life.
LucasTheDrgn: soldier should be after everything gets -x/-x
LRRbot: Enemotu, Legion's Pathunter [2RGG] | Legendary Creature — Elemental Dragon [4/4] | Trample / When Enemotu, Legion’s Pathunter enters the battlefield, draw three cards, then you may discard a card. If you do, add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of creatures you control.
MegaDosX: Oh no, what is Nelson about to do
Roborosewater_Masters: This is the kind of game I was hoping for after the first game
Ancient_Chaos: Yes, they work in order
Roborosewater_Masters: Yeah the spliced text goes onto the *end*
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
Finalsora811: I'm in danger!
Makyxx: ah, yes the reason the gravestorm deck has no destroy boardwipes
Roborosewater_Masters: Oh no patrix
anhakha: This is much like watching a fire at a circus. Everyone's running around on fire, but it's fine.
anhakha: probably.
Roborosewater_Masters: These games are a *blast*
chad_chadsworth: patrix is dead i think
GredGredmansson: benginFine
Lysander_salamander: nice
GredGredmansson: but it's not a TRILLION energy
SymphonicLolita: man
JonnyGlitched: Crack out the D50
MegaDosX: Good lord that's a lot of energy
MaskedBeeX: Adam's deck seems to need its creatures, and people keep getting rid of them
SacrificialToast: an amount of energy that's still worth counting
quixy23: Board wipe!
midnightcurryjazz: Ben should just use an infini token and write his energy count on it
JonnyGlitched: There is a D128 somewhere I think
shinytautology: The answer to the universe and everything and also how much energy Ben has
Diabore: mogg on frightly, mogg on
Viewers_Like_You: Mogg off Frighty
artemi7: There's a lot of kill spells in this format
LRRbot: Entangling Vengeance [2] | Legendary Artifact | Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you get EE. / Pay EE: Until end of turn, Entangling Vengeance becomes a 4/4 Ape creature with haste until end of turn.
MegaDosX: Onboard tricks!
Roborosewater_Masters: Monky
DeM0nFiRe: Classic Entangling Vengeance play
AmazingChest: wheelerOok wheelerOok wheelerOok
GredGredmansson: tomTeeth
YeetTheRich_: wheelerOok wheelerOok
JonnyGlitched: 4/4 for 2 energy? nuts
twitch_xeo: Pocket Ape
LucasTheDrgn: secret ape-gent man
Viewers_Like_You: Secret... APEgent man!
princeofwinners: board wipe protection pog
Roborosewater_Masters: Oh no
shinytautology: Monke
Roborosewater_Masters: OH NO
Roborosewater_Masters: GRAVESTORM
artemi7: GRAVESTORM
LRRbot: Bloodspire Shrine [3B] | Instant | Create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens with menace. / Gravestorm
Amedil: graham your land can destroy artifacts and enchantments
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL fionLOL
YeetTheRich_: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
PsiMaster54: sick
holo_raptor: oh wow
YeetTheRich_: lets fucken gooo
Zemalac: KICKING OFF
MegaDosX: 48 1/1s?!?
chad_chadsworth: DEAR GOD
Diabore: ???
DeM0nFiRe: Nice
asthanius: cool cool cool
theamc2000: Nice
djalternative: YES
JonnyGlitched: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Zerglinator: NOOOOO
LRRbot: Enemotu, Legion's Pathunter [2RGG] | Legendary Creature — Elemental Dragon [4/4] | Trample / When Enemotu, Legion’s Pathunter enters the battlefield, draw three cards, then you may discard a card. If you do, add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of creatures you control.
Lysander_salamander: zerg rush
Akaiatana: This is shrine.
Roborosewater_Masters: OH NO
matthaus_c: YOOOOO
quixy23: WTF WTF WTF WTF
NewtyNewts: Game's over.
Shadowlynk: DESTROYED
anhakha: err....someone's dying this round
MegaDosX: Nelson can just /kill/ someone
ancientspark: Got another board wipe?
DeM0nFiRe: The scariest 1/1s
Sientir: hahahahahahaha, wow!
Veraphage: menache
Finalsora811: !card Empty the Warrens
LRRbot: Empty the Warrens [3R] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens. / Storm
canahedo: Game 3?
SymphonicLolita: thisisfine
shinytautology: Wow!!!
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quixy23: WHAT is this?
JonnyGlitched: Nelly Wins! Flawless Victory!
nix_gd: yeah that's.... fine
objectivefailure: All this does is make me wish there were more gravestorm cards
quixy23: Nelly, WHY?!
MegaDosX: Nelson doesn't win here but someone dies
theamc2000: Are the tokens in the card reader?
JonnyGlitched: the old 4d8 vs 48 joke
Roborosewater_Masters: We didn't put boardwipes in the garvestorm deck for a reason
novrdd: WHITE with menace ....
adambomb625: 3B destroy target player
omdorastrix: men-a-che
YeetTheRich_: yeah GAVIN
theBeardWitch: GAVIN
Roborosewater_Masters: At least they have summoning sickness
LucasTheDrgn: turns out, gravestorm? maybe as strong as storm in the right conditions!
chad_chadsworth: it was a black card
JonnyGlitched: Gravestorm is a legit good keyword
SeaDiegoFC: Robo Gavin!
leilei22: Where do we get this?
Vooxen: Well. HAD summoning sickeness.
medusahead5: @LucasTheDrgn honestly probably stronger
theamc2000: In white it is menace, every other color men-a-Che
Saintnex: Yea, that was end of turn
MegaDosX: Oh that's disgusting
chaostreader: @roborosewater_masters But. They don’t. They entered on Grahams end step.
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Roborosewater_Masters: Wait no they don't have summining sickness bcos that was end of Graham's turn
Roborosewater_Masters: OH NO
MegaDosX: Oh imagine if Nelson somehow had Hoof
artemi7: Gravestorm is way stronger then Storm. You have a lot easier setup cost
anhakha: yup
Zjivarra: gravestorm is a mechanic we need.
GredGredmansson: YOHOHO
asthanius: rook goblin deez nuts
chad_chadsworth: gravestorm is one
birbarino: gottee
LucasTheDrgn: @artemi7 yeah true, valid
MegaDosX: Who's Steve Jobs?
Ancient_Chaos: Part 1 of the Goblin chess set
Roborosewater_Masters: Gravestorm is definitely the most bursty unpredictable deck
LRRbot: Mirror-Real Tomb | Land | Mirror-Real Tomb enters the battlefield tapped. / T: Add C. / T, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Mirror-Real Tomb: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
YeetTheRich_: what's mind goblin nelson?
PsiMaster54: It's a real mechanic Zjivarra
LRRbot: Rook Goblin [1B] | Creature — Vampire Cleric [1/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has “Sacrifice this creature: Add C.”
djalternative: god. I'd love a real gravestorm deck
AmazingChest: what's mind goblin? wheelerKappa
vensers_lab_tech: But Ive been out of the closet for like 5 years, nelly
LucasTheDrgn: WOW OKAY Back in the closet I go
LRRbot: Guild Submers [W] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Guild Submers deals 1 damage to any target. / Gravestorm
Roborosewater_Masters: Mind Goblin deez nuts?
GredGredmansson: Rook Goblin is his name
chad_chadsworth: gravestorm is 2
GredGredmansson: though it's spelled "Gahbolyn"
Roborosewater_Masters: (I'm so sorry)
Viewers_Like_You: "That's really hurtful, guys!"
Lysander_salamander: this token and counter juggling is silly
Roborosewater_Masters: Thanks!
matthaus_c: @Roborosewater_Masters not at all, just present them
chad_chadsworth: gravestorm is 3
LRRbot: Zemolder of Armory [2B] | Creature — Demon Spirit [2/2] | Exploit / When Zemolder of Armory exploits a creature, create two Treasure tokens.
chad_chadsworth: gravestorm is 4
AzaleaCloud: Hey gamers, what'd I miss?
Roborosewater_Masters: real proud of the scions and spawns
GredGredmansson: @AzaleaCloud all of the things
anhakha: permanent
GDwarble: @AzaleaCloud Nelson's gravestorm has done some absurd stuff
Roborosewater_Masters: Zemolder is probably one of the stealth best cards in the deck
Roborosewater_Masters: Bcos it gravestorm +3
AzaleaCloud: Yeah, I can see that.
LRRbot: Semate, Mystic Life [1WWB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Tiefling Warlock [5] | Gravestorm / As Semate, Mystic Life enters the battlefield, each player sacrifices a creature. / Until your next turn, creatures you control get +2/+2 and have “T: Add one mana of any color.”
Roborosewater_Masters: OH DANG
chad_chadsworth: gravestorm is 6
Roborosewater_Masters: SEMATE
Veralos: You missed Nelson creating 40+ tokens with a gravestorm spell
Lysander_salamander: these combos are wild
AzaleaCloud: Also hey, Ben's back. :D Glad you're feeling better, dude!
artemi7: @AzaleaCloud Ben Stormed off and killed everyone in Game 1 with one Trillion spirit tokens. Nelly is in the process of Gravestorming out game 2
GredGredmansson: THE PW HAS GRAVESTORM?!
Roborosewater_Masters: But legend rule
chad_chadsworth: gravestorm is 13
anhakha: legendary rule
Vooxen: Legend rule.
tumbleweedgg: legend rule
JonnyGlitched: ^
GredGredmansson: wait, does the Legend rule ADD TO GRAVESTORM
chad_chadsworth: gravestrome with legends is i think 21
matthaus_c: this doesn't have Mob Nix text huh
artemi7: They do enter the battlefield
Paranundrox: it doubles your gravestorm
artemi7: So they do die
LucasTheDrgn: 7 etb triggers, 6 walkers hitting the graveyard for gravestorm
AzaleaCloud: @artemi7 I do love me some token swarms. Even more reason to watch the VOD later.
GredGredmansson: but for FUTURE gravestorm
anhakha: but still, each of the remaining 41's will be 3/3s
Roborosewater_Masters: yeah...
Diabore: i mean, nelly has 123 damage
anhakha: which should be lethal
YeetTheRich_: you can storm wrong??
chad_chadsworth: after planeswalkers die i think gravestorm is 21
niccus: this is the algebra set
Vooxen: You have enough.
Diabore: nelly has 123 damage
anhakha: 13 each, that's 39 each
thraximore: doesn't nelly sacrifice creatures for each of the planeswalker copies?
RangerAlpha7: roborosewater is less restrained than actual rosewater... LUL
YeetTheRich_: beep beep
RangerAlpha7: he already did
thraximore: even though they die from the legend rule
thraximore: ah ok
LRRbot: Wild Reversal [2G] | Instant | Create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token. You gain 3 life. / Splice onto Arcane 1W
Roborosewater_Masters: Woah!
matthaus_c: settle the wreckage!
Zerglinator: OHHHHHH
Roborosewater_Masters: He's at 2!
Vooxen: I love that menace did it. XD
Diabore: menace
matthaus_c: menache!
ArmadilloAL: It's 13.66666667.
dumbo3k: you have 123 damage, and they have a total collective health less than that
Roborosewater_Masters: That's gravestorm for ya
novrdd: menache1111
chad_chadsworth: ggs!
vensers_lab_tech: That first gravestorm ping killed Graham
Sientir: These games have been wild.
oldsport77: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:17:19.
shinytautology: Menace!
DeM0nFiRe: That was very entertaining
YeetTheRich_: wow this was ride
JonnyGlitched: GGS
ShotGunShelz7: Poor adam
Lysander_salamander: wow
MurphEP: That gets me every time too
sblue333: wait did I join the stream at the tail end? RIP
NewtyNewts: Adam got a little dumpstered this evening.
NovaTiempo: This was the very finest of all things.
LucasTheDrgn: @dumbo3k but that doesn't neccesarily mean it divides cleanly enough,. E.g., a 62 and 61 wouldn't be able to kill everyone
twitch_xeo: GGs
corpocracy: Very cool decks
artemi7: Wow poor Adam, we didn't see anything in his deck
Makyxx: theres a gravestorm spell that ventures into the dungeon btw
anhakha: kicked rite of replication on Reaper King though...
YeetTheRich_: amazing job, streamers and deckbuilders
AkiraBalance27: rite of replication kokusho tho
boopboopbiboop: Love these Roborosewater streams. Thank you for making them a thing.
anhakha: that's tasty
Ancient_Chaos: If you don't play another game, please look through the ridiculous cards in each deck
quixy23: Got room for one more?
dangerous_safety: pls
Wagshadow: please send all your criticism of adam's deck to me
Foxmar320: Your what now
LRRbot: Shield Coc [U] | Instant — Arcane | Counter target spell. / Splice onto Arcane 1B
dangerous_safety: IM SORRY WHAT
GredGredmansson: Graham, not a on stream
JonnyGlitched: Cock Blocker
Dandinstorm12: yo whats up gamers
Roborosewater_Masters: Good chicken
GredGredmansson: Coc Bloced
abyssaldm: that is a Coc blocked
AzaleaCloud: LUL
Ancient_Chaos: Coc!
artemi7: These decks didn't feel very balanced against each other lol
YeetTheRich_: so what I'm hearing is ... you need to play more of this
anhakha: finish up with a game of 2-headed giant
JonnyGlitched: Were these decks precon?
Roborosewater_Masters: Some of the decks do have alternate commanders!
chad_chadsworth: rip vine
Finalsora811: !card goblin viner
LRRbot: Goblin Viner | Land | T: Create a Treasure token.
theamc2000: But does pow engineer have legendary
dphkraken: @artemi7 They were playtested a bunch
Roborosewater_Masters: Sorry you got mana screwed Adam!
whitebadgerwolf88: ggs and thanks for the silly stream lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Roborosewater_Masters: That sucks a lot
dphkraken: You can store the mana
twitch_xeo: You can also save up the treasures
chad_chadsworth: baby bootlegger's stache
LucasTheDrgn: @artemi7 commander has variance
Roborosewater_Masters: You definitely can get a commanding lead early game but if you don't get the ramp it sucks
JonnyGlitched: banking mana is real
Wonderdoc: From what we saw Adams deck doesnt seem to keep up in power level super well
Roborosewater_Masters: Sad we didn't get any of the MDFC's
dphkraken: There's another energy card that work as a commander
LRRbot: Chameleting Flest [UBRG] | Legendary Creature — Demon [3/3] | When Chameleting Flest enters the battlefield, you get EEE. / Pay EE: Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
YeetTheRich_: !card somther
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
GredGredmansson: I looked at Adam's deck and that's potentially really good
Roborosewater_Masters: Love the art on the Flest
dphkraken: It's a vampire that gives itself more abilities
Roborosewater_Masters: That card was once the commander!
GredGredmansson: there's some low cost high stat creatures in there
Roborosewater_Masters: But it can be such a loading screen
artemi7: It just seems liek there was a lot of kill spells and board wipes to keep a creature deck down
Roborosewater_Masters: YES!!!
Rosly: In testing we had some pretty strong starts from adam's deck
Roborosewater_Masters: DO IT!!!
Wagshadow: YES PLEASE
Roborosewater_Masters: Please!
YeetTheRich_: yes
dangerous_safety: Please do
matthaus_c: EDSC RRM
theamc2000: Yes
Ancient_Chaos: Please dop\
chad_chadsworth: id love more of this
Viewers_Like_You: Yes, EDSC!
Sientir: I'd love to see these come back. :D
Roborosewater_Masters: Or draft the cube again-- There are still 6 more packs to add!
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LRRbot: Catapul Archer [2B] | Creature — Other [3/2] | When Catapul Archer enters the battlefield, you get EE. / Whenever Catapul Archer attacks, you may pay EE. If you do, draw a card.
sblue333: I'm looking forward to it
GredGredmansson: Catapul Archer
tumbleweedgg: EDSC would be awesome
dphkraken: Other
Roborosewater_Masters: Creature type - other
Riiiiiiis: I like trains
matthaus_c: Creature - Other
GredGredmansson: Creature - Other
JonnyGlitched: Thank you for a great show everyone! Thanks for the company chat!
HadesLeprechaun: Creature - Other
AzaleaCloud: XD
artemi7: That feels like Stasis art
SymphonicLolita: LUL
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dpj2009: pillar3Anup
Makyxx: pls show slay the ranks. its so stupid
Rosly: Thanks for playing these decks
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Roborosewater_Masters: Yeah I'm Nyrt
Viewers_Like_You: Creature - Choose Not To Respond
Roborosewater_Masters: That me
GredGredmansson: You have to tell me if you're a creature type - cop
dphkraken: !card Slay the Ranks
LRRbot: Slay the Ranks [1] | Artifact | T, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Slay the Ranks: Search your library for a card, shuffle your library, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card and put that card into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
Ancient_Chaos: Nyrt is @Roborosewater_Masters
Roborosewater_Masters: Thank you so much!
Rosly: we've had a lot of fun watching :)
themlin: can we get to sub storm 100/
samnewey99: Brown clown
Roborosewater_Masters: oooooh
laikagoat: wheelerMonkey wheelerOok wheelerMonkey wheelerOok wheelerMonkey
Dog_of_Myth: PPR
nymistrya: No officer I will not be discussing my TrebucDay
Viewers_Like_You: Yoooooo Dom U!
RobbyLink: ooh!
GredGredmansson: oh dang
dpj2009: pillar3Brownepog pillar3Jbshake
Orxolon: Thanks for the stream!
JonnyGlitched: Didn't Dominaria just happen?
korvys: Who's Steve Jorbs?
Piecrust9: time for someone to open 4 mana sheoldred and just get upset
artemi7: Aww I'm working that Saturday
niccus: see some cards designed by regular rosewater!
princeofwinners: jorbs?
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djalternative: who's going to sneak one of these cards into someone's prerelease pack?
Wagshadow: Thanks for playing with our decks! We did put a lot of effort in, hopefully there'll actually some fun stuff to do for Arken Legion
Roborosewater_Masters: Trust me tho: Arken Legion and Sheeted Memories can *definitely* pop off too
matthaus_c: @JonnyGlitched should I fetch your ibuprofen before or after I let you know last Dominaria set was 2018 :p
Roborosewater_Masters: man this was great
dphkraken: LRR, don't forget the crack-a-pack!
Roborosewater_Masters: Thank you so much!
GredGredmansson: byeeeeeeeee
Veralos: Bye
chad_chadsworth: peace!
Viewers_Like_You: Just got an "A Kingdom of Cards" button!
ZestyFungus: <3
zhrang911: Super excited to see Jorbs on the PPR
Lysander_salamander: Have a good evening! Thanks for being here
Diabore: live tomorrow!
Riiiiiiis: *wAves*
Makyxx: semate winning the game is so cool. one of my favorite cards
JonnyGlitched: @matthaus_c wait what year is it?
Lysander_salamander: yay
Viewers_Like_You: "Escape from Tarkov" sounds like a RoboRosewater land
definenull: something's gonna happen!
Spades_Slicc: Will something happen?
artemi7: @JonnyGlitched Almost 2023
Pyroxx___: I am so sad I will have to watch the loadingreadyvod
Roborosewater_Masters: We also still have the "unplayable" pack for crack-a-pack
nyquister_: The snippets have all been bangers
Roborosewater_Masters: So look forward to a bit more RRWM content in the future!
NovaTiempo: wait, mini episodes?
steven19913: If tomorrow isn't oliver im rioting
canahedo: I'm so excited for Oliver's Memorium!
Juliamon: Looking forward to watching today's after this stream
taruan: Adam was so great as the campy vampire during cam's
fhorrigan: Wait minisodes
fhorrigan: Where I see
nyquister_: lrrtt on youtube
AzaleaCloud: Jackbox! :D
Juliamon: !youtube
LRRbot: LRR's main channel is https://www.youtube.com/loadingreadyrun . For Stream VODs check out https://www.youtube.com/loadingreadylive . MtG vods and other MtG content are at https://www.youtube.com/LRRMtG . Tabletop related videos are at https://www.youtube.com/LRRTT . LRR Videogame videos (including Checkpoint+) are at https://www.youtube.com/LRRVG
Sogheim: I connect best with Adam's character. very Everyman Vampire learning the rules of the new undead lifestyle. like Do Vampires Poop? No.
matthaus_c: can't jack boxes club!
themlin: JACKBOX HYPE
matthaus_c: Olivia hype??? Michelle hype???
JonnyGlitched: @artemi7 next year is going to be a DOOZY from memory
YeetTheRich_: isn't every jackbox magical? :)
KWardJenx: All LRR friends are magical!
matthaus_c: Jund 'Em!
Juliamon: !merch
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fhorrigan: Cam's guys existential dread over humans going extinct is exactly the kind of vampire I would be
Roborosewater_Masters: Also join us in the MTG neural net discord at https://discord.gg/EH4BTDk
Viewers_Like_You: Oh, question: Are the dragon shields matte?
nyquister_: *great jokes
matthaus_c: Mobile Suit Jund 'Em
JonnyGlitched: Nobody tells dumb jokes better than LRR
AzaleaCloud: Just Jund Em Out 4Head
ThorSokar: made from dragons?
artemi7: Are they gloss or matte sleeves?
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun Unless Cameron changed their mind, I think the Warhammer stream is either not Warhammer or is cancelled, he 'quit' the game last stream.
Ancient_Chaos: Seven drinks deep between the makeup drinks between this steam and the makeup drinks from the draft, absolutely rewatching after this
JonnyGlitched: Matt's sleeves? Won't they be missed?
Ancient_Chaos: (Clearly I cannot type right now)
Roborosewater_Masters: Oh yeah I'm gonna have to rewatch this to catch everything too
Roborosewater_Masters: and there's still so much stuff that didn't show up!
GredGredmansson: oh hey new music for the sub read
Roborosewater_Masters: 400 unique cards is a lot haha
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JonnyGlitched: Ooh I like the music
GredGredmansson: Cheer100 thanks for all the chaos, can't wait for the PPR!
Dog_of_Myth: @TheMerricat What happened to make Cam quit?
fhorrigan: Dice
fhorrigan: My guess
matthaus_c: benginTraitor
Juliamon: Dog_of_Myth The RNG was really, really brutal
TheMerricat: ^
Diabore: someone find the beard witch!
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c benginBonk
Dog_of_Myth: Ah, that'll do it.
YawnLance: @matthaus_c get got, nerd benginLul
ThorSokar: swifts1Notes Do not taunt theBeardWitch swifts1Notes
Dog_of_Myth: Thanks for the info @Juliamon
TheMerricat: That and the game pulled some BS that wasn't forewarned at all till it bit Cameron in the butt.
Juliamon: also some LoS issues where things took damage without expecting
dumbo3k: @Juliamon I was worried that might happen when he chose Legendary difficulty
InfiniTokens: Great games!
Juliamon: dumbo3k He *TURNED THE DIFFICULTY DOWN* and it STILL was bullshit
MegaDosX: Nanu nanu!
TheMerricat: @Juliamon problem is he restarted the run at Ruthless difficulty because he already found out Legendary was BS
MegaDosX: Outstanding
Roborosewater_Masters: "ajony'
nyquister_: Oooh this is Warhammer video game, not Warhammer irl LUL
KWardJenx: Great stream. Thank you!
GredGredmansson: really just me?
GredGredmansson: ok then
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MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
JonnyGlitched: No bits would have been hilarious
JonnyGlitched: Thanks again! Eat well!
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
JonnyGlitched: Fugi the Twitch employee?
AzaleaCloud: Wait, you guys are gonna eat Fugi?
GredGredmansson: NIght all
chad_chadsworth: peace!
Saintnex: Thanks for the stream!
NovaTiempo: Gllrious!
Juliamon: I hope he gives it one more try at the easiest difficulty, just to see a little more of the game before ditching it entirely
TheMerricat: 4th mission into the new run we ran into a mission that took a whole hour, and in the last like five minutes it killed two of his marines from shit that he wouldn't have known about till it happened.
nyquister_: VOD time baby!
kumatsu: @JonnyGlitched Fugi left twitch earlier this year, but yes
canahedo: Night lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
AzaleaCloud: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO FUGI
JonnyGlitched: @kumatsu I knew him primarily from Desert Bus but the Twitch connection seemed more relevant
Juliamon: (But I can't blame him if he's just hard pulling the plug now.)
JonnyGlitched: It's always tricky quitting a stream game, I had trouble with the same a few years ago
Mister_BlueSky: Oh man, Roborosewater. I missed it. Well, I know what I'm watching later.
JonnyGlitched: @Mister_BlueSky VOD should be up in a little bit
Juliamon: It's already technically up
JonnyGlitched: @Juliamon oh wow I thought it needed a few min after going offline
Mister_BlueSky: You can watch a VOD while the stream is still going, it just won't be "complete".
Juliamon: No, it's available almost immediately after the stream starts.
Juliamon: It doesn't wait for the stream to complete
Mister_BlueSky: Yep.
quillilian: I have watched the twitch VOD at higher speeds to catch up to live before
Saintnex: Its honestly great for catching the beginning of the stream if i missed it during the breaks
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 - loved this, had to step away but a bit...time is fast