DarkMorford: They haven't escaped yet?
Juliamon: It's difficult
PharaohBender27: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ... One More? (Serge, James, JoeKim, and El_Funko will attempt the impossible. Not killing each other in EfT! Game: Escape from Tarkov) at Sat 01:00 PM PDT (7s ago).
accountmadeforants: lrrSIG
DarkMorford: lrrSIG lrrSIG
PharaohBender27: I guess I summoned it :F
PharaohBender27: * :D
RendezVoodoo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 39 months!
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Wondermoo: lrrSIG lrrSIG
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Let's Escape from Tarkov! @James_LRR @sergeyager @El_Funko and @MyLifeAsJoeKim are live with this afternoons ...One More? http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1561081025408602113
AlchemicalPanda subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 39 months!
AlchemicalPanda: Uhhhhhhhhhh one more?
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beowuuf: uuuuuuuh off by one hour (due to LRL needs)
Juliamon: oof that was loud
BusTed: Hey hey.
accountmadeforants: Sub notifier sounded doubled bee tee dubs
El_Funko: FortOne
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
SergeYager: elfunkChunk elfunkChunk elfunkChunk
fragilepaper: PrideLaugh
SergeYager: doing well ty
SergeYager: yup, agreed
matthaus_c: good time of zone, y'all
Wondermoo: lrrAWESOME
SergeYager: thanks for asking
SergeYager: sure are! tarky time
SergeYager: something is going to happen
AlchemicalPanda: Ah yes, the serge by one error
MehallD: What up party people
BusTed: Sleepy Funko
fragilepaper: ooofa
matthaus_c: I think last night I fell asleep to an old PUBG vod with... *exactly* you four
Wondermoo: elfunkHeart elfunkBeans
Aarek: sleepy chunks? elfunkChunk elfunkScav
bwk789 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 32 months!
bwk789: Resubbing to help the escape attempts
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Robot_Bones: Give him some dragon ball codes for fortnite
matthaus_c: kame hame'ing some ha's
Meark subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 92 months!
Meark: 92 months...
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NickPenrhyn: Gawku
matthaus_c: there's Pickle
BusTed: pie colo
Bearudite: Dragon ball toyota supra
matthaus_c: Broly is SO HOT
Diabore: oh youre early
BusTed: Frieza Classic
accountmadeforants: Dragon Ball Super they try to recalibrate the scouters by holding a tournament but these dang shonen protagonists keep powering up (I assume)
matthaus_c: honestly I'm into DB Super just for the thirst traps
Diabore: unionisescavs, i love it
TheMandrew subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 74 months, currently on a 74 month streak!
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RealGamerCow: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh One more
matthaus_c: it counts up to 420:69
BusTed: Exciting.
NickPenrhyn: They're all playing Super People :(
m_logan2000: Havent watched in a while. Remember that El_Funko couldnt join. What changed?
matthaus_c: tbh I watch these for the Matching... Podcast as much as I do for the shooty shoots
PharaohBender27: Dang
Taligan: @m_logan2000 Increased ping cap allows them to play on a server exactly between the LRR crew and Funko.
m_logan2000: @m_logan2000 Glad to see the change
NickPenrhyn: Derusting
fragilepaper: 5 mins for 2 mins. This is Tarkov
TheMerricat: best death you can ask for is the quick one that doesn't waste your time
itomeshi: @TheMerricat Agreed. And it's not one of them hanging on alone.
matthaus_c: it's like how the best tournament result in Magic is 0-3 milkshake, followed by undefeated
circusofkirkus: this game is going to have a story?
matthaus_c: ooooh alex might like to give this a shot when that gets structured
MWGNZ: yup everything in game right now is just side quests
MWGNZ: seoul is within 3km of the exact middle between james and funko
matthaus_c: can you make it 2 3 and 6 for JoeKim so it spells Moe
Yibbstill subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 3 months!
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Himyul: wouldn't that be oem?
MWGNZ: imagine if they we'rent on the grenade questt
TheThromborax: the more you talk about those kills, the more I'm asking questions about whether they were legit
TheThromborax: three??
m_logan2000: Really up on the blue clues lore
NotCainNorAbel: Why doesn't the largest Steve just eat the other Steves?
TheThromborax: god, I've been old for a long time
PharaohBender27: Damn, it's been a minute since I've thought about Death to Smoochy
matthaus_c: Sesame Street is already like that one movie where all the Red Power Rangers meet up
fragilepaper: the dark underbelly of kids tv has to be Calliou
gualdhar: Escape from Matchmaking Stream?
Taligan: agreed Cailiou is the darkest of underbell
TreeVor84 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 69 months!
TreeVor84: It's my Niceversary!
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matthaus_c: tarkov is like 'no come back'
itomeshi: James is not wrong, and that's the worst part.
Suffix subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 108 months, currently on a 108 month streak!
Suffix: HELLO FRIENDS! All these good boys… And James is also there.
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psuedoe: I know I can check the schedule and I'm not meaning to interrupt the game, but there is a LRL tonight right?
psuedoe: ty
matthaus_c: something IS going to happen
psuedoe subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 7 months!
psuedoe: as apology for interrupting the game, plus it was either now or later at live
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MehallD: furthest north and west, direct north of the non-ruined one to the south
MehallD: (You also need the non-reuined one but thats later)
MehallD: ahh got it
MehallD: twitch and tarkov do not co-operate on grass
MehallD: it's fine James, I'd rather you get a good game, the fidelity doesn't exactly matter when nothing is happening
MehallD: I've played plaenty Tarkopv, I know what the grass looks like xD
Gobukiller: well thanks, I never noticed the grass thing until now lul
MehallD: @Gobukiller sorry D:
fiftymcnasty: lrrGREED
matthaus_c: y'all's eyes are always so impressive when playing this. is it just knowing what to look for? I can never see anything meaningful benginLul
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: katesLurk katesLurk katesLurk
fragilepaper: Hey @ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat lrrSHINE
Lord_Hosk: You should play in elfunk10k
matthaus_c: still very impressive and very cool
MehallD: 32" 1440 ultrawide gang
gundamschwing: Have you seen the new Samsung 55" super monitor?
YeetTheRich_: there's a reason csgo pros play on 4:3
MehallD: I still have a second monitor, but yeah if I was streaming I'd still be going in 16:9 and I guess having OBS in the spare space
Lord_Hosk: Alot of ultra-wides can split and "duel monitor"
EGBTHappyGilmore: ultra wide does require you to either turn your head or crop your vertical FoV unfavorably. not good for fps games
Gobukiller: Aren't curved monitors basically a gimmick?
gundamschwing: it's the most expensive stupidest thing I want
sephsays: "They've got curved screens. *Curved screens*"
EGBTHappyGilmore: curved displays are goofy
gualdhar: I don't know what Serge said at first but it definitely wasn't home espresso machine
MehallD: @Gobukiller Honestly, no. The degree of arc absolutely matters though
Raincoast_Bear: I was going to say of Serge had the money he'd spent that on coffee making accoutrements.
Lord_Hosk: This is where everyone in chat shames the streamers and talks about the charities they would donate their mystical $8000 to.
MehallD: My ultrawide is 1500R, which is more curved than normal, and honestly helps when you're sitting pretty close. for a TV, it'd be a gimmick, as you should be sitting far enough away for it to not help, but for a close monitor curved has felt really nice
matthaus_c: @Lord_Hosk oh yeah, there's this great local charity here called My Bone-Dry Bank Account
MehallD: Is this signal 1 or 2? Are you checking or jamming?
Booster6 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 75 months, currently on a 57 month streak!
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TemporallyAwry: 1 whole accuracy? Nice ;p
matthaus_c: retire champion!
Nigouki: dang, James just handing stuff out like the chip shortage is over
gundamschwing: "Sorry, boo, I can't meet you for dinner. James told me not to go anywhere."
beowuuf: i just thought he meant in life
baronsamedi23: Cheer50 meds reminders for those who may need it
CastleOtranto: @baronsamedi23 Thank you
SpoonfullOfSugar: so is that a warning to James?
NickPenrhyn: ToF is an MMO while Genshin is Single-player/Co-op is a distinction
Lord_Hosk: Theres a new season of "the wilds" that show about the young women on the island on Amazon
Pal_Friendpatine: Season three of lower decks drops like Aug 23
baronsamedi23: discovery had a good idea of the universal translator messing up
Lord_Hosk: She Hulk was amazing
Pal_Friendpatine: The trailer for She-Hulk looked a bit “uncanny valley”. Is that toned down when watching the show?
Lord_Hosk: I didn't notice it at all in the show
Pal_Friendpatine: Hmm good to hear
baronsamedi23: joltyaNice
Lord_Hosk: That Key is an Easy elfunk10k
MehallD: wow, insurance fraud
MehallD: yike, unfortunate
elijahdprophet: brutal
Robot_Bones: James! Jaaaames! JAAAAAMMMEES!
MehallD: That's Tarkov!
baronsamedi23: you got star shiptroopered
PharaohBender27: Ouch
gsyhiap: Oofa
amative1: followed by doofa
SquareDotCube: ah, the ol' "forgot to check corners" mistake.
DiamondMX subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 57 months!
DiamondMX: Just joined but it sounds like there was some LRR on LRR fire?
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amative1: a whole buncha lrr v lrr today
amative1: mostly serge
amative1: Serge on Friends fire
Lord_Hosk: I've got a love'ly bunch of coco-nuts... tide'ly wide'ly
SergeYager: hey, it was ONE bullet
SergeYager: that just so happened to take funko down
SergeYager: i'm not a loose cannon :P
r10pez10: do loose cannons misplace ammunition
Dergib: we all know serge is the lose cannon of lrr
MehallD: My scav quest today was "40 rounds". I spawned with an SV-98, which came with 4 ten round mags, so I spawned with my quest complete so long as I extracted
EGBTHappyGilmore: The scav quests are intended to address people who wanted to "scav main" so they are meant to be difficult and take many runs to achieve I believe
CAKHost: Hi everyone! How goes the shooty-shooty-bang-bang and inventory management?
amative1: gun tetris is going well. serge has killed two of his three compatriots
CAKHost: That's our Serge! XD
Nigouki: James please don't bleed in the sauna, it's gonna make a smell when used again
ritchards: No! Serge!!
ritchards: No! JoeKim!!
dougma: just saw someone
dougma: ah funko
Nigouki: LRL hyyyyyype
PharaohBender27: Oooooooooooh
CAKHost: Return of Hot Milk Summer?!
Lord_Hosk: The hint is "Its going to be live, so something is going to happen"
Nigouki: Oh so the pre-record was LRRlympics? D:
SK__Ren: Amazed? At the presences or lack thereof?
Tripleyew: the Serge teaser!
ActionJB: Oh LRL tonight!
PharaohBender27: The return of the LRRlympics!?!?!?
ActionJB: I was wondering what I was gana do with my evening
dunderhosen: probably already been asked/answered, but how is Funko able to play with them now? did something change?
CAKHost: My brain: No! Someone released a live goose in the moonbase and the crew have to get it out before it wrecks the place! >:D Me: Why do you do this to me???
Gobukiller: Wait, you waste a window seat on a sleeping person!?
dunderhosen: oh nice!
dunderhosen: bullets will do that =(
Lord_Hosk: And that server is... In James' bathroom linin closet, which is very convenient for James, not so much for everyone else in the world.
Tripleyew: sometimes bullets, they just have a mind of their own, the little rascals
MrWrann: "Kill things", optimistic I see
DiamondMX: Don't forget about the scary raiders.
DiamondMX: And the voice announcements.
CAKHost: Hi Jade! Or other dog if not Jade!
Earthenone: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyLIVE! (A Variety show, LoadingReadyRun Style!) at Sat 06:00 PM PDT (2:32 from now).
MehallD: 6-10 total in labs
MehallD: but it's small
CAKHost: lrrFINE
CastleOtranto: lrrFINE
chaostreader: I don’t think I’ve ever seen this area before.
MehallD: a key to get in, and insurance doesnt work
Mangledpixel: very quiet, until it isn't
MehallD: i cant imagine anyone goes labs without suppresson
MehallD: *suppression
Lord_Hosk: Where you lead... I will follow, any anywere, that you tell me to, If you need me to be with you you I will follow you were you lead
KeytarCat: Don't see Carole King references often!
Lord_Hosk: all the good stuff is in the middle office if I recall
Kuolar: James' poor arm
CAKHost: Oh boy, I might have a thunderstorm come though soon...
CAKHost: If I lose power, it is because LRL was too powerful and needed to be nerfed in some way. :P
MehallD: You should take that MPX in case you run out of ammo James
DiamondMX: Don't you want the mew-mew pistol?
Lord_Hosk: Dont' forget to loot serge on your way out
PharaohBender27: tqsRIP
Lord_Hosk: Don't forget to loot serge and james on the way out
matthaus_c: thanks for the chill shooty times!
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 - Thanks for the shooty mans
Nigouki: hyyyyyyyyype
TheAinMAP: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyLIVE! (A Variety show, LoadingReadyRun Style!) at Sat 06:00 PM PDT (2:07 from now).
matthaus_c: had to check if it was joekim or mylifeasjoekim benginLul
Lord_Hosk: Wait, Joe and Funko stream?
Lord_Hosk: what do they stream?
DiamondMX: So hyped for Not a Drop to Drink!
matthaus_c: DAMN
matthaus_c: what a lineup
Diabore: holt danuil?
matthaus_c: All Will Be One
DiamondMX: You got Jorbs? Neat.
GhostValv: voxyCrabdance
Diabore: im aiming to go in as blind as possible but i hope you all have great fun
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
kristian_fischer: It's always a fun show
CAKHost: Thanks for the stream!
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
El_Funko: lrrSHINE
laundreydhull: rip end streme
laundreydhull: least I made it to the offline title...