FITorion: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #3880: "Twitch chat's the best, man." —Adam [2017-01-21]
SaxPython: I don't know how many people are College Football (US) fans, but I woke up today feeling like ESPN College GameDay was pulling up to Victoria. "Get on up. It's game day lunarj1Fangs "
beowuuf: (hype gang lunarj1Fangs hype gang lunarj1Fangs )
gualdhar: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (LoadingReadyRun Presents Not a Drop to Drink. A Tale of Vancouver Island by Night. Game: Not a Drop to Drink Series 2) at Sun 12:00 PM PDT (17m from now).
gualdhar: oh i thought it was an hour from now! good thing I checked
beowuuf: lol, two posts n the time it took me to type that, cool :D
beowuuf: sergeHi good timing indeed
PotatoWraiths: I just LOVE the background videos we got
beowuuf: they are sergeJustRight
SaxPython: I made it through all of them! I was worried I was going to run out of daylight
TehAmelie: verily
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
PotatoWraiths: -and they were roommates-
beowuuf: you get through them too tehamelie or are you still going?
TehAmelie: just finished
beowuuf: rewatching cathy's introduction in the series 1 and... it hits differently now....
Juliamon: Cathy in the memoriam dredged up every painful memory of adults in high school telling me to 'get over' bullies stealing or damaging my sketchbooks. Because I could "just get a new one."
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Ooof
PharaohBender27: Yeah, Cathy is *such* an inconsiderate jerk
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a lich?
ihlendrax: Hmm…a lich. Interesting development.
PharaohBender27: Are liches a thing in VtM?
TehAmelie: i'm afeared
Sarah_Serinde: I especially liked Adam's character in Silas's memorium, I don't think I've seen him play someone like that before and it was so good :D
beowuuf: lich hides in its own phylactery, the perfect defence
ihlendrax: Not that I’ve ever encountered.
beowuuf: victor needs to return someone :D
TehAmelie: no reason they couldn't. just a very different method of unending undeath, maybe they don't move in the same circles at all
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beowuuf: if anyone is in to liches or create them it would be the giovani clan, right?
beowuuf: not clan, i mean family
ihlendrax: Probably the Hecata, yes.
noSmokeFire: @Sarah_Serinde seeing the "supporting" PCs in the memoriums was honestly super cool in general. This is exactly the right group of people to pull off something like that, which feels really special
Sarah_Serinde: Everyone did great with them, I really enjoyed the different characters
mtvcdm: I did note, the first two of Heather's NPC's in the memoriums, for Silas and Jordan, were both 'Hey, lemme show you where the *real* party is' and leading directly to the vampires.
TehAmelie: hmm i don't know if vampires would even like to make liches since they're much more powerful and lack most of their weakness. unless a vampire could "become" a lich. . .
mtvcdm: So, ya know, never go with Heather to a second location. There will be vampires there.
beowuuf: tremere would do it in a heartbeat if they could. And they would be doing nothing wrong :p
wolgo: @mtvcdm Gotcha, go to the second location with Heather to become a vampire
beowuuf: @mtvcdm so noted :D
wolgo: When they said extra content on YT i didn't expect 4 videos in one week
InquisitorGaia: they were so good
mtvcdm: Also: oh, Sheriff Jackson. So young. So naive and full of hope.
Sarah_Serinde: I...would argue that he is definitely none of those things :D
TXC2: Hello everybody
CantWearHats: v--v what's up sports fans
Solid_Fuel: heyo :D
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @TXC2 !
mtvcdm: So unaware of who he was trying to educate.
TXC2: hello CantWearHats and PharaohBender27
beowuuf: but back to cathy, so it wasn't just a meme joke, right? it was a 'hah, cathy and jessica are/were dating'. Which makes her still wrong for grabbing the book, but far more understandable why she thought she even had any right to interfere. It would be the same wrong as a parent doing it. Since Jessica would now be sleeping all day, not commiting to previous future plans, acting secretive and distant, etc. It's like.... a really scary situation that Jessica still lives with Cathy.
beowuuf: sergeHi txc2
TXC2: hello beowuuf
PharaohBender27: @beowuuf Still, that line got me HARD
Newbiespud: Oh boy oh boy
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Arclight_Dynamo: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
wolgo: I understood that that line meant something but i totally didnt get the reference
PharaohBender27: lrrSIG lunarj1Fangs lrrSIG !
Solid_Fuel: HYPE!
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Random_Factor_: All this sports talk makes me want to see bite club play hockey. Vampires on ice.
CantWearHats: the bat-signal! lrrSIG
beowuuf: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
CastleOtranto: The time has come!
tinkertailorsailordrunk: i been waiting a while for this! so excited!
duckace11: Blah vampires Blah
Revenant77x: @PharaohBender27 Yo what's up? Ready for Fangsgiving?
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fragilepaper: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> It's time! | Session 1 of our VtM v5 chronicle, NOT A DROP TO DRINK is starting on | Join @JacobBurgessVO @UnarmedOracle @apsalar @WakeUpSuper and @LunarJade as they venture deeper into the night! | #Vampirethemasquerade #vamily 📷 || ⤵
accountmadeforants: sajamVibe lrrSIG seabatClap
cmdrelk: lrrSIG Fanggang lrrSIG
LostThePirate: <3 <3 <3
Newbiespud: Oooh, good choice of music for this occasion
mtvcdm: I'm actually a little amazed that, Jessica being one of the first vampires sired on the island... she managed to go that long in that situation without getting busted.
PharaohBender27: ShowLove300 WHAT UP FANGSTERS lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Metric_Furlong: let's go, bite clubbers
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Jhoiraful_Chaos: nice
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beowuuf: we can't talk about bite club, but we darn sure can buckle up and enjoy the hell out of watching it
They_Are_Alyx: lrrSIG lunarj1Fangs lrrSIG lunarj1Fangs lrrSIG
InquisitorGaia: @Random_Factor_ id watch that anime
ihlendrax: Oh we’re running early…better grab drinks, snacks, and blood bags, Vamily!
Mischievous_Catgeist: hiya everyone
5imian: hype hype hype
malsareus: *bangs table* Fangs! Fangs! Fangs!
SpaceBattery: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
FITorion: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
TXC2: hello Mischievous_Catgeist welcome
Metric_Furlong: mtvcdm her roommates are very stoned
Mathonwy: Yeeeeeessss! I am here for it live!!!
Pinwiz11: Bite hype bite hype!
Valthek: valthe4Cheer valthe4Cheer valthe4Cheer valthe4Cheer valthe4Cheer valthe4Cheer
SaxPython: Who says "Back check, Forecheck, Paycheck" more. Adam Savidan or Oliver Tyndall?
mtvcdm: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Sarah_Serinde: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
lirazel64: hmtgHI hmtgHI hmtgHI
TehAmelie: ò\/_\/ó
JadedCynic: @beowuuf *champs at the bit eagerly*
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BITs19_: Don't talk about bite club!!
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CantWearHats: v--v BLEH!
Manshadow3: WE'RE HERE
frnknstn: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Butternades: BITE CLUB
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memnus: So. Much. Hype.
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Tandtroll_OG: Ooooo it begins! lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
mtvcdm: @SaxPython Adam does. Oliver strikes me as more likely to go 'goddamn Leafs, what are you DOING'
SpoopsAHoy: Not sure what everyone's hype for I see nothing...(we don't talk about bite club) :P
MyrddintheWizard: lrrSIG
Shadowsoflife: lrrHEART
Dreadelicious: It's happening!
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, I've not heard this one before. This bangs.
wolgo: Yeah, only talk about byte club, it's 8 bits!
SmithKurosaki: HYPE lrrSIG
Mathonwy: Oh damn... This track hits like a hammer. Mega Ran on it too?
CantWearHats: yeah banger alert
beowuuf: been a while since i've heard this one, nice pumping up music
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StarWarsTHX1138: Not A Drop To Drink Season 2 LETS GO!!!!
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SaxPython: It's provocative, it gets the people going
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Manshadow3: oh hey 12 months of prime subs just in time for Vampire shenanigans
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theymerLoviatar: hyyyyyyype
beowuuf: @SpoopsAHoy we can see it, just can't talk about doing so :p
Ignatiuspants: I've been watching those mini-episodes on the YouTube with the character backstories, and those have been great! I'm excited for this!
usmu1976: good timezone everybody
richard_ermen: Nice, got online at exactly the right time ^^
wolgo: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
ihlendrax: Wait…BGC with lyrics? I’ve not heard this one….
hyralt: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
TXC2: hello usmu1976 welcome
Newbiespud: Good stuff
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CAKHost: Hello everyone!
Shadowsoflife: hype
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Drasvin: If it's your first night then you have to bite.
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TXC2: hello CAKHost welcome
SpoopsAHoy: @beowuuf fair enough >.O
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Boon_33: Hi dice friends-friends!
TXC2: hello Boon_33 welcome
Butternades: You gotta fight for your right to bite
hyralt: Hi @Boon_33 !
Mathonwy: Wow. Gonna have to hit up Bandcamp for this track.
Brozard: So excited for more Vampire content to engage with! lrrAWESOME lrrHORN
frnknstn: lrrCAMERON lrrADAM lunarj1Fangs lrrCORI lrrHEATHER
StriderHaryu: i'm *so excited*
beowuuf: @ihlendrax it's why jimmy's running circles around the competition, they didn't realise he had this ability.
coriolis_storm: Welcome Kine and Kindred!
PharaohBender27: Secret podcast!?
fragilepaper: PrideLaugh
malsareus: voices
GreatWahooney: hello Heather!
CantWearHats: woop
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Brozard: Secret Podcast!
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They_Are_Alyx: MIC 5
jumping_point: Good evening, everyone!
InquisitorGaia: hi heather
gualdhar: I'M NOT READY
beowuuf: secret podcast. do not talk about podcast
Juliamon: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
TehAmelie: now it's a remic!
NicoTheSly: Oh, I hear voices xD
SpaceBattery: Hi Heather!!!
StriderHaryu: the excitement is maximum
Boon_33: MIC5
hyralt: I'M READY
CAKHost: Hot mic podcast! \o/
KevlarGiraffe: Hello!
TehAmelie: remix even
accountmadeforants: Alright, I finished my homework (the extras) with 5 seconds to spare!
GreatWahooney: much excite!
TXC2: hello jumping_point welcome
beowuuf: seabatClap lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
theymerLoviatar: noooooo Switch ad not noooooow
tinkertailorsailordrunk: So happy already!
betazed15: Heya folks!
usmu1976: We have lift off!
beowuuf: @accountmadeforants perfect timing
CantWearHats: lets goooooo
TXC2: Here we GO!
wolgo: Yaaaayy
PharaohBender27: @accountmadeforants Dang, talk about cutting it close! :D
cyclopsboi: hot mic would be a great name for a podcast
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Batyn: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrARROWS
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beowuuf: sergeHi betazed
Mr_Whyt: ehat club is this?
mtvcdm: whoa!
Nigouki: HYPE CLUB
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
garunkl: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Sarah_Serinde: jlrrDang lrrHEART
Newbiespud: @Solid_Fuel Thanks for the gift sub!
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Piratical_tendancies: Holy hell!
Metric_Furlong: holy subdrops batman
TXC2: Solid_Fuel lrrHEART
jumping_point: Hi @TXC2, are you exited?
beowuuf: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
TehAmelie: hello!
hyralt: Wow, @Solid_Fuel You're the best!
teaandcharcoal: v----v
GreatWahooney: a wild Jacob appears!
Sarah_Serinde: pfft hello gremlin Jacob
saucemaster5000: holy moly
Dreadelicious: Jacooooooob!
InquisitorGaia: JACOB!
CAKHost: Hi!!!
Piratical_tendancies: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
TXC2: jumping_point sure am
JadedCynic: WHEEEEE!
richard_ermen: JACOB <3
GoblinMyra: tqsLurk
SpoopsAHoy: Oh hi!!
beowuuf: hey jacob! hey heather!
lirazel64: Eeeeeeee!
Wiliart: Whoop, whoop
samwisep86 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 20 months!
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Valthek: A wild jacob appeared
l0gin4me: Hi Jacob!
Fragged_Templar: hurray
KevlarGiraffe: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
GhostValv: tqsClap
Invitare: oh Jacob isn't just small
wolgo: Hello jacob!
BITs19_: Jaxob!
duckace11: a jacob!
sblue333: Fangsters
theymerLoviatar: oooooo gay vampire shiiiiirt
Our_oBoros: Woo, perfect tomong!
richard_ermen: Wheeee
TXC2: Hello Heather and Jacob
StriderHaryu: most kind!
Drasvin: A sudden Jacob surprises everyone
SmithKurosaki: Hello1!
malsareus: Jacob brought his goblin voice I see
PharaohBender27: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
shendaras: lrrHEART
animated_fairy: Jacob!!!
mtvcdm: "Yet"
TheMerricat: for a hot second I thought Jacob was remote green screened in :D
teaandcharcoal: Hello!
Manshadow3: It's a Jacob
JadedCynic: Fellow Fangsters - I like it
tinkertailorsailordrunk: hello jacob!!
tru_boredom: I love how giddy Jacob is
Unpronounceable: Hiya both!
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul lunarj1Heart lunarj1Fangs
TylerWrightBC: @Solid_Fuel Thanks for the gift sub!
Eramis8: Hello everybody!
ihlendrax: …yet. LUL
Viscount16: ok, Fangsters is great
duckace11: right You just have blackmail IRL heather
Tandtroll_OG: A Jacob! And Heather! Love!
Mangledpixel: hi <3
Mathonwy: Yay!!!
SnowBuddy18: hi Jacob
beowuuf: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs ysbrydJacobVision ysbrydHype ysbrydHype
TehAmelie: are you the fangster boss?
oatway: hey friends
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malsareus: On planet earth would be good
amative1: Be wherever you want to be Jacob
sblue333: Jaxob!!
usmu1976: @Solid_Fuel Thank you!
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Heart
Ignatiuspants: hype!
Invitare: that's exactly what someone who had Dominate in real life would say
TheAwkes: Oh, hey! This is happening!
mtvcdm: !patreon
LRRbot: 2726 patrons for a total of $20,591.78 per month.
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Excellent shirt, Jacob! GayPride
RedtheLily: wow i really missed the dice friends intro
v_nome: You are exactly where you're supposed to be, Jacob.
mtvcdm: !live
Statist42: just came home, totally forgot this was happening today, and checked twitch just in time. lets go lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
TXC2: !events
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Eramis8: Jacob and Heather here for the best!
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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s4mwise_ow: Fangs up yo
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mtvcdm: !youtube
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iris_of_ether: *bursts in* Made it in time!! lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
lirazel64: You look good, Jacob and Heather.
jumping_point: @TXC2 if I'd be anymore excited, I'd be vibrating out of visibility. ^^
wolgo: Yes, LRR is not a channel run by vampires
gibbousm: Dreaming of streaming of vampires
beowuuf: usually such content is live, this content will be recorded but with live people watching in chat :)
oatway: jacob I like how queer your vampire shirt is
NotCainNorAbel: I'm here to lunarj1Fangs
Pinwiz11: chdck out the channel for hot bran abrasion action!
sblue333: Wooo
Invitare: starring just Heather
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PharaohBender27: Oh, right
Mr_Whyt: where i can see a tale of vancouver island by mid-afternoon?
sblue333: Ohhhhhhh booo
CantWearHats: SO MUCH!
FurthestChunk: that just makes the surname more powerful
Piratical_tendancies: that sub notifier
LarkSachrosis: Hype!
EirikaEmblem: Fang gang rise up!!!
sblue333: I almost typed it out
usmu1976: So much goodness!!
WokenClick: Yea I got a lot of catching up to do
GreatWahooney: so much good stuff, thank!
Valthek: pegapa2POGGERSUS pegapa2POGGERSUS pegapa2POGGERSUS pegapa2POGGERSUS So hyped
theymerLoviatar: Oliver is now one of my favorite TTRPG characters ever
TheAwkes: We're going dick-in, son! (sorry)
mtvcdm: Alex got one of the 50 gift subs I see.
jumping_point: Thank you, @Solid_Fuel !
SaxPython: PogChamp Moar Content PogChamp
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teaandcharcoal: I love being crushed by the weight of a metric ton of content!
TXC2: Lurtt
beowuuf: so much content this feels like we're about to start series 3, right? D:
Travilogue: Yes, how DARE you provide excellent content for us to enjoy!!
CantWearHats: the Memoriams were *great*, awesome work
hyralt: All the memoriams were great
beowuuf: * :D
cyclopsboi: its been so great having a daily dose
Eramis8: lrrHERE_BW
Piratical_tendancies: LURT
memnus: @Mr_Whyt Some of the prerecords on LRL could count as that
Mangledpixel: LRR Teaty
GaelanS: @CantWearHats extremely agreed
KevlarGiraffe: It was so good!
Drasvin: I feel so sorry for Oliver after watching that Memoriam
wolgo: It's been a great surprise to have so many bonus content
Eramis8: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
PTElder: Those memoriams were a great way to reintroduce the characters and get hyped.
FurthestChunk: we got to see that Oliver was a monster before he became a monster Kappa
Tandtroll_OG: I mean all of that content was just lovely, I could have had twice as much and still wanted more
JadedCynic: thank you SO MUCH for all the backstory stuff! <3
hyralt: Vampires are people too :)
LarkSachrosis: They're so good, and so brutal.
DarkAbyssKeeper: I still have 3 of them to watch. It's been a week.
Akaiatana: Long Light Rail Transit Technology
Riandisa: Loved the bonus content
EirikaEmblem: Oliver's memorial is straight up some of the best vampire content that exists
Arclight_Dynamo: Poor Oliver.
beowuuf: chat gotta chat
Leonhart321: Oh good, I haven't missed the start
theymerLoviatar: poor dogs
TXC2: DarkAbyssKeeper big mood
josephthemad: Vampires are people. They just aren't human. Not all people are human and not all humans are people.
beowuuf: o7 jacob
s4mwise_ow: The memorials were fascinating
beowuuf: @Leonhart321 sergeHi
Shadowsoflife: ^
v_nome: And you're killin it
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: It added so much more to Oliver. He’s not just a dumpy loser, there’s more tragedy to him
Sarah_Serinde: You don't have to see the memoriams before we start these session but I definitely recommend checking them out when you get the chance
Shadowsoflife: @s4mwise_ow They are
malsareus: And now onwards to 24/7 ferry service!
lirazel64: lrrFINE
Wiliart: After that first season, we have great trust in you Jacob.
CantWearHats: lrrFINE
EirikaEmblem: I enjoy both of these people on the stream very much!
Metric_Furlong: doing fangtastic
TheWooglie: Jacob et al are amazing
richard_ermen: "Every thing is awesome!" ^^
Mangledpixel: the question is... how many dogs do the Hedersons have?
Mathonwy: I have been looking forward to this for a year and a half!!!!
iris_of_ether: lrrFINE lrrFINE lunarj1Fangs
Tandtroll_OG: I want to see more of Victor ;)
They_Are_Alyx: Doing lunarj1Fangs tastic
beowuuf: the BB's as it were
tru_boredom: it's the best possible campaign to do its job
gizmofreak1: lrrFINE lrrFINE
Sarah_Serinde: :D
GreatWahooney: that is fair
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
lime_heer: hi :D
SaxPython: FBtouchdown lunarj1Fangs FBtouchdown
LunchB0x_13 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 11 months!
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JadedCynic: yeah, you really EXCEEDED EXPECTATIONS <3
EirikaEmblem: Heather I'm sorry did you use the Memoriams to GHOUL US??
beowuuf: yeah, we were blood bonded after the first three, the fourth wasn't needed
TheElrad: wait, Heather gouled every viewer?
frnknstn: the memoria were excellent
mtvcdm: Oh we were ghouls already.
Sarah_Serinde: Heather is powerful
TXC2: Talk to Heather, it's good advice
They_Are_Alyx: Wearing my GenderFluidPride Tzimisce shirt today
beowuuf: and some of us took the blood bond susceptibility flaw too, so we were hooked after one
fragilepaper: accurate
FurthestChunk: to be fair this strategy worked
theymerLoviatar: we are the ghouLRRs now
accountmadeforants: This worked out really well, yeah
beowuuf: the content spigot must flow! superglue to facet open!
Akaiatana: Messy critical of a release schedule
StriderHaryu: Oh hey, it's Jacob ! Hi Jacob!
Newbiespud: Yeah, I think how it came out was the better call, doing it between 0 and 1
SaxPython: FBtouchdown Heather FBtouchdown
EirikaEmblem: We are the LRRsombra
wolgo: Can we get more though
Mangledpixel: expert hype-building
Sarah_Serinde: 8 episodes!
mtvcdm: You're getting hunger dice.
ANeMzero: to quote Thom Yorke: This is what you get.
hyralt: Heather is the best!
CantWearHats: muahahaha
Dreadelicious: @EirikaEmblem nice
Valthek: If I had had to wait 6 weeks for Oliver's memorial, I would've died of anticipation
s4mwise_ow: Frankly I’m kinda fine being a Heather ghoul. There are plenty of worse options
teaandcharcoal: I mean, they're still there
fragilepaper: PrideLaugh
Wiliart: Spoil us, please.
MurphEP: It felt like a great jumping back in point if people hadn't seen the first season
Sarah_Serinde: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Fangs
Drasvin: We get our dessert before our dinner
TXC2: Heather "the first one's free" Dery Kappa
dangerous_safety: I haven't had time to see them yet, but am nonetheless grateful
Sarah_Serinde: !store
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KidAmn: Content Manager we are, lest Content Manager we become.
malsareus: From feast to Famile with Heather Dery
JadedCynic: it was perfect - we got all four pre-story stuff JUST BEFORE Episode 1 of series 2; immaculate timing to keep us fresh and ready <3
jumping_point: You got me addicted, Heather!
Shadowsoflife: lrrHEART
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: !findquote vampire
LRRbot: Quote #4397: "Is a vampires anus functional?" —Beej [2017-10-13]
Mischievous_Catgeist: heathers villain arc will never end
DarkAbyssKeeper: I got one of those when the UK shopping opened. It's very comfy.
beowuuf: @KidAmn sergeJustRight
thymato subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 48 months!
thymato: so whats the 3rd rule of bite club
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EirikaEmblem: Love the bite club shirt, just waiting for my size to come back in ♥️🦇
animated_fairy: I have one, en confirm ultimate comfiness
mtvcdm: I mean I've been Heather's ghoul for several years now. It's a fine existence.
Travilogue: Where it was all backstory, it feels appropriate for it to all be out before main story.
TemporallyAwry: @LRRbot lrrBEEJ ... yup, that checks out.
SableDrake subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 32 months!
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TXC2: Mischievous_Catgeist it's not an arc it's an orbit Kappa
Radjack subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 33 months!
Radjack: Bite Club! Wait..
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StriderHaryu: I have a friend who thinks she's going through a villain arc. I just reference her to Heather to show her what one actually looks like
amative1: "Don't talk about things."
Akaiatana: No cell phones - at the table
Myrniss: Do we know how long today's session will be? (just planning my evening out)
iris_of_ether: First season A++, did some fan art :D
CantWearHats: if you're a vampire you have to tell me
Mathonwy: Don't tell vampires that you're a human.
ANeMzero: Johnny Tightlips would make a good vampire.
Ryban89 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 23 months!
Ryban89: love you guys! keep up the great work!
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beowuuf: the masquerade is don't tell anyone (except tell everyone)
dalefriesen: Jacob likes to get fancy
Carlioo: don't talk about blood, got it
malsareus: Can you tell wherewolves about vampires?
Sarah_Serinde: Myrniss I believe they're all supposed to be roughly 3 hours
EirikaEmblem: Wait Jacob if we're in Bite Club...does Helena Bonham Carter play Mawla?
zerotkatama subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 17 months, currently on a 1 month streak!
zerotkatama: Woo! getting to catch this live!
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Dreadelicious: Dale has been told
Invitare: can you have a character in this where you are a human, pretending to be a vampire, pretending to be a human? Double Masquerade?
Metric_Furlong: oh hi dale
Shadowsoflife: Hey Dale
CantWearHats: "Vampire? No, I'm a bigfoot."
JadedCynic: or, 'don't talk about Bite Club' B)
azureHaights: [JOKE] That reminds me of the anime coming out about vampire highschoolers starting a social club about getting their first part-time job. It's caled Baito Kurabu
mtvcdm: !youtube
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tyrew0rm subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 42 months!
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Mathonwy: I believe he used a discipline to see Jessica's beast in the first series.
Myrniss: @Sarah_Serinde thank you :)
DarkAbyssKeeper: Don't tell the muggles about magic. Don't tell the mortals about blood. Don't tell the poor people about the super spa.
beowuuf: @malsareus that would involve facing them.... more runny less talky
ArkhamArchivist: Good old Ollie Tyndos
JadedCynic: Heather - the playlists are SO useful, thank you! lrrSHINE
betazed15: As a DM, I was wholly impressed by Jacob's session 0. Well done. :)
CantWearHats: the ol' LRR podcast hosepipe
teaandcharcoal: @DarkAbyssKeeper wait, there's a super spa?
DarkAbyssKeeper: Oh, cra-
beowuuf: soup or spa?
Arclight_Dynamo: RSS! It still exists and works great!
EirikaEmblem: Heather you really do an amazing job, thank you for everything you do for us ♥️
TemporallyAwry: LRRTT doesn't have enough vowels, but it's a good syllable.
TehAmelie: so six parts into series 2, it's episode 1 :D
kalira77: @azureHaights pun jail. 100% pun jail
Mangledpixel: it's RSS, it just works
GreatWahooney: I used to use RSS a lot, it's great
Mathonwy: RSS is still a thing?
fragilepaper: lrrSHINE
Creideiki_SE: Can confirm RSS works!
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Heart
CantWearHats: v--v
TheNerdWonder: RSS is wonderfuol
wolgo: RSS ridiculous Software Setup
mtvcdm: You'll be okay Jacob.
NotCainNorAbel: please!
RedNightmare7: Yes! Just on time!
laundreydhull: @darkabysskeeper Don't tell inanimate objects to "Get a life!"
GaelanS: ooo wait what's there an rss feed for?
GoblinMyra: stress burps- mood
Piratical_tendancies: TEA!
GreatWahooney: woo!
beowuuf: what a revolutionary concept
SolarBlitz1: I just finished catching up on the Memoriams, just in time!
Simriel: Shooooow
wolgo: Yesss
TXC2: as a little treat?
sblue333: yeyyy
Sarah_Serinde: Woo!
iris_of_ether: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Nigouki: wooooooo!!!
Metric_Furlong: yay
usmu1976: Yay!
teaandcharcoal: yay!!
wolgo: Thank you for letting us watch
Piecrust9: Oh thank you kind overlords
dangerous_safety: Yaya
virre_: Yay
Valthek: Weeeeh! We get to watch the thing valthe4Cheer comman233Scree
sora_mayura: 🧛‍♂️ 🧛‍♀️
beowuuf: yay! seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
CantWearHats: engage!
SableDrake: Yay, thank you!
theymerLoviatar: fangtastic
fragilepaper: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
sblue333: Lessgo!
PharaohBender27: Banger alert!
Mathonwy: *squees*
lime_heer: yay!
beowuuf: we will! no doubts!
cyclopsboi: watching the thing
zarbit: we will!
Sarah_Serinde: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Metric_Furlong: banger op alert
NotCainNorAbel: here we go!!! lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Mischievous_Catgeist: cue amazing theme
beowuuf: o7 ryan ike
EirikaEmblem: This intro is still an utter banger
jumping_point: Woop woop!
Shadowsoflife: SO MUCH HYPE
accountmadeforants: 🧛
sblue333: bop
mtvcdm: lunarj1Fangs
gibbousm: HYPE\
Mangledpixel: I want you all to imagine Jacob as a wild piano player playing this opening theme
LarkSachrosis: A LoadingReadyRun production
codl_: ooo
FurthestChunk: god i love the theme so much
Dreadelicious: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
StriderHaryu: banger alert!
theymerLoviatar: it bangs, it slaps, it bops, it does all the things
sora_mayura: lrrCAMERON lrrCORI lrrHEATHER lrrJAMES
beowuuf: no unsettling bell emote to use at the end
Newbiespud: The character art is also still SO GOOD
lartenhx subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 14 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, lartenhx! (Today's storm count: 78)
TehAmelie: the whole aesthetic of this produciton lrrSHINE
sblue333: Also I love the character art so much!!
Dreadelicious: it's a great moodsetter
accountmadeforants: 🎶 🎻
SageofShadowzF: love this opening
Butternades: Intro is amazing even if the defunded piano hurts my musician ears
wolgo: @Mangledpixel hahhaha Thank you <3
zerotkatama: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Shadowsoflife: The intro is AMAZING
DarkMorford: @StriderHaryu More like fanger alert!
Butternades: Detuned *
StriderHaryu: has silas gotten hotter, or is it just me?
StriderHaryu: Also true
Night_xD: oh boi. good timing on my part :D hi everyone
Zandivya: ramaWave
beowuuf: sergeHi
TXC2: hello Night_xD welcome
Mangledpixel: *snick*
lirazel64: Jess-jess, your roomier suuuucks... and not the way you want.
theymerLoviatar: @StriderHaryu nah it's just you that's got hotter
amative1: Hello!
Random_Factor_: Time to see if Oliver tries to chat with werewolves over some beer or something.
LunchB0x_13: lunchb56CUTE lunchb56CUTE lunchb56CUTE
JadedCynic: Ryan Ike's music is perfect - the right blend of anxiety and thrill to stir you up and make you eager for the session!
Rourke9: Very excited!!
BusTed: Hey hey.
CantWearHats: that's us!
mtvcdm: !patreon
LRRbot: 2726 patrons for a total of $20,591.78 per month.
SmithKurosaki: lrrSHINE
PharaohBender27: tqsHi
beowuuf: we did this? oh no, chat was the real monsters. who knew...
StriderHaryu: @StriderHaryu Oh, you!
Drasvin: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the single Livin' in a box from the album Livin' in a box by the band Livin' in a box.
Metric_Furlong: this is all our fault
Piratical_tendancies: !advice
LRRbot: Listen to Paul.
mtvcdm: We're heeeeeeeerrrrree
TXC2: !quote paul
LRRbot: Quote #4735: "I should just start falling slower. Falling sucks. I should just do it less." —Paul [2018-02-26]
LunarJade: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
teaandcharcoal: no, thank YOU very much for doing this past-Jacob and past-cast and crew
Alas_Babylon: It's time to be Draculas
beowuuf: o7 meredith
TheWooglie: are you trying to tell me Jacob is thankful?
BusTed: 🧛
EirikaEmblem: Meredith is absolutely fantastic
v_nome: The players were already pretty!
Ignatiuspants: Whoa... thanks, gift subscription friend, whoever you are! lrrHEART
NotCainNorAbel: vamily
Mathonwy: Yay!!!
Newbiespud: Hol up
CaptainEnder7: lrrHEART
BITs19_: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
WokenClick: Also shout out to Cool Guy Nick Trujillo who I'm pretty sure was the artist for the shirt!
Solid_Fuel: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
TXC2: (Vin Disel voice) VAMBILY!
EirikaEmblem: It's a Vamily Affair!
arsvelier: ty for clarifying past jacob, don't want to lose that avatar
zeraina subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 63 months!
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amative1: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Mathonwy: Aww crap, I got Nossie.
laundreydhull: ah, yes. thank you background noises.
breadisbest1: critroleGothdad
zerotkatama: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
tinkertailorsailordrunk: Jacob always makes me feel better no matter how i feel
beowuuf: scary mom! scary mom!
Sarah_Serinde: @WokenClick Correct! They're credited on the store page :)
EirikaEmblem: Love that Cori is playing a Helene, so excited to see where that goes
beowuuf: precious boi! precious boi!
PharaohBender27: Who was a vampire band groupie, we learned recently!
beowuuf: jess-jess is best-best
LunarJade: @beowuuf yes yes
Shadowsoflife: @Mathonwy At lease you can still use tech unlike us lasombra
memnus: The goodest boi.
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: A very good boy
beowuuf: good boi! good boi!
CantWearHats: waiting for someone to point to jacob when asked who goes next
mtvcdm: A Very Good Boy
NotCainNorAbel: aren't we all
PharaohBender27: And who is really into hermetic architecture
Butternades: Good boy
ceebles89: best boi
FurthestChunk: The Best Boy
theymerLoviatar: Silas "Guboi" Reed
LunarJade: uh huh... sure Jacob
malsareus: pickle-off
ghost_waz: is this live or a prerecord?
PharaohBender27: tqsSweat
BusTed: 😬
KendalMac417: Its HAPPENING
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Domidwarcer subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 57 months!
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Dread_Pirate_Westley: Nobody's going to die...again.
LunchB0x_13: yet
EirikaEmblem: Wait they're all dead already...
Piratical_tendancies: uhuh
beowuuf: there are worse fates than death.... as we will find out
mtvcdm: Thrown out at first base
CraigOxbrow: FINE
zerotkatama: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
Sarah_Serinde: one's going to die in a VtM game, that doesn't happen
Mathonwy: TPK first session? Hoo boy.
StriderHaryu: Holllld.. HOOOOOLD
Juliamon: ghost_waz The series is all prerecorded
CantWearHats: (X) Doubt
azureHaights: I figured you meant "kick off"
PharaohBender27: @ghost_waz Prerecord from earlier this year
NimrodXIV: hmmmm
TehAmelie: start off/pick upp, yeah, sounds likely
Solid_Fuel: uh yeee
Despoiler98: great start
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
teaandcharcoal: I definitely believe everyone is going to make it out the same amount of dead as they are now
kalira77: pick up / kick off = pick off
Alas_Babylon: @ghost_waz Pre-recorded, about March or April or so
FurthestChunk: pick it up like a third wave ska band
Drasvin: lrrFINE
GaelanS: lmao
The_Color_Twelve: katesFine
lirazel64: @ghost_waz pre-record
Dreadelicious: @ghost_waz pre-record
TXC2: so TPK in ep7 then? Kappa
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Nobody is dying, maybe
Leonhart321: Just keep digging that hole Jacob
sora_mayura: already going great XD
CaptainSpam: So, everyone's going to die in-game tonight. Gotcha!
StriderHaryu: TPFD
ghost_waz: ty all :)
ButButTheJesus: TPK? TPK? TPK?
Anaerin: It's been, as I believe it's known in the trade, "A hot minute"
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: *Jacob’s flip sweat intensifies*
malsareus: @TXC2 Episode 4 and then everyone rerolls their chars
LunarJade: TPK TPK.. no wait.. Messy Crit!
NicoTheSly: Jacob wouldn't just kill them, would he? xD
beowuuf: @Sarah_Serinde humanity loss is so much worse than health loss :D
PharaohBender27: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff I mean, there was that worrying line about Oliver in the Series 2 trailer . . .
Tandtroll_OG: Sooo new characters next week?
Rourke9: I appreciate the recap, I haven’t seen series 1 yet
CouldntPickAUsername: sounds like Jacob wants to put that in the cube
sora_mayura is gifting 2 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 9 in the channel!
sora_mayura gifted a Tier 1 sub to Rekcus!
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EirikaEmblem: Oliver made it a year! Yay!
Mathonwy: Fifth Ninja Turtal, Venus Di Milo?
fragilepaper: Who’ll get the 1st messy crit
laundreydhull: lrrCAMERON lrrADAM lrrCORI lrrHEATHER will finish; wut thems started ..
beowuuf: venusAirGuitar
Mr_Whyt: jacob is hip with what the kids are into
queercrafting_chonk: I've been watching series one and the memoriams, so good! excited to start catching this love :3
JadedCynic: *talks into radio* "Weapons down! Don't take the shot - do NOT take the shot; weapons down!" *opens sniper rifle's breech, flips on safety and rests rifle on ground*
Boon_33: musiceer
malsareus: Jacob is a music, got it
SaxPython: 76 trombones and all that
beowuuf: @fragilepaper yes
fragilepaper: PrideLaugh
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff gifted a Tier 1 sub to queercrafting_chonk! They have given 38 Gift Subs in the channel!
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CantWearHats: there was firewalking and several mosh pits
saucemaster5000: jacob cons midwesterners into music equipment gotit
Jasina85: Scraoyard rave
PharaohBender27: And they had an interesting discussion with Chainz, IIRC
TXC2: you're not a real music fan unless you sing the lyrics of a song you like wrong for 20 years like I have :p
FurthestChunk: Chainz with a zed
CAKHost: Does Oliver still have the rat?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Mathonwy: Ha!
CantWearHats: lmao gottem
mowdownjoe: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
EirikaEmblem: Firewalking and tech repair and a Giovanni doing weird ghost stuff...
Domidwarcer: cameron
queercrafting_chonk: @threetwoonepantsoff tysm 💕
dangerous_safety: LUL
StriderHaryu: when last we left our '''''heroes'''''
beowuuf: silas came back to his senses realising he'd firewalked with anarcks :p
LarkSachrosis: "They'll never learn Joe!" -Jacob
theymerLoviatar: not heroes, protagonists
iris_of_ether: Chantry == mage house
laundreydhull: lawl; jaco-baited lrrCAMERON
PharaohBender27: :D
SaxPython: PogChamp
JadedCynic: @TXC2 Unique lyrics for "Blinded By The Light" every time! o/\o
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @queercrafting_chonk you’re welcome! It’s just because your username amuses and pleases me! 💗
Peter200lx subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 70 months!
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SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
Mathonwy: Seriously, sad we didn't get a race.
BalthusHomewood: I wish you all great suck-sess in your endeavors
Simriel: In the back of my
TehAmelie: i feel like we could get at least a couple of new verses to We Didn't Start the Fire out of the previous adventure
EirikaEmblem: Cameron's trying to establish a new can for the Vienna sausages
SmithKurosaki: Love that reference Cam
teaandcharcoal: I mean, we don't know when Chainz got turned, it could have been the 90s
TXC2: JadedCynic exactly
queercrafting_chonk: @threetwoonepantsoff hahaha thx, you also have an excellent name
CantWearHats: werewolves were also involved earlier
beowuuf: those are the vampires that do the war dance, yes? Kappa
Simriel: Are the Hicata Camarilla?
Mathonwy: Even if the call themselves Hecate clan now, Giovanni still terrify me.
StriderHaryu: nooooo.
FurthestChunk: Monica Giovanni is a powerful name
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
TXC2: Monica Givonvani is a name that screams "I run crime"
ihlendrax: The Hecata are independent.
LunarJade: It might be
Dreadelicious: We do not speak of the Hecata
EirikaEmblem: @simriel sort of, more of a kindred by kindred basis
jdr_42: Do not eat Hecate cookies!
StriderHaryu: 'crime happens near me'
laundreydhull: Cameron starting feuds with Canned SPAM manufacturers...
aeon_novachrono: ah yes pay no heed to the necromancer
FurthestChunk: Monica Giovanni, in another universe, runs the Viridian City Pokémon Gym
CraigOxbrow: I had a nice Hecata in my last chronicle. Sort of by accident.
virre_: Just because they are a bit necromancyiy
JacobBurgessVO: (I helped write the Hecata for V5. I am not bias.)
JadedCynic: @EirikaEmblem oh, that's an EXQUISITE way of putting it <3
beowuuf: ooh, that's really cool jacob!
9 raiders from LagniappeGaming have joined!
Domidwarcer: oooo, Hecata as necromancers. Totally not googling right now
Shadowsoflife: o/
Dreadelicious: @JacobBurgessVO and we're very grateful
Sarah_Serinde: Welcome raiders!
mtvcdm: Speaking of cookies... every Toreador has their own passion. Are there Toreadors whose passion happens to be human food. And how does that tend to go for them.
beowuuf: sergeHi raiders! we've just started
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
TXC2: hello raiders
LunarJade: @LagniappeGaming Welcome and thank you for the raid!
Simriel: @jacobburgessvo I saw the book in a local store, don't play but considered buying it just cause I knew you wrote parts
raaabr: Going to a fair, but I’ll be catching up on the VOD later. Hope it’s a bloody fun time!
KendalMac417: BaBY
JadedCynic: @JacobBurgessVO you are the epitome of balance and fairness <3
beowuuf: jessibrat or brattica?
Mathonwy: @JacobBurgessVO You are even more my hero now. Thank you.
JacobBurgessVO: (Monica is in Cults of the Blood Gods)
EirikaEmblem: They needed to fix the Fang Shui in the living room
TXC2: so long raaabr stay safe
theymerLoviatar: Jessica Chadbrat
Random_Factor_: The Brate of the Primogem.
CantWearHats: "we got a new van" is an incredible euphemism for what happened
ANeMzero: Do we still have the zootopia dvd?
BusTed: drawfeGoodjoke
Shadowsoflife: Nate Jacob
JadedCynic: @beowuuf jess-jess is brat-brat
SilverBramble subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 28 months!
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Shadowsoflife: neat*
Leonhart321: I mean, surely you'd want to control the flow of the sunlight, at least away from you?
Dreadelicious: @JacobBurgessVO please get back to me if you get to be part of a new Giovanni Chronicles
ButButTheJesus: who?
ihlendrax: *goes off to look up Monica’s character info*
Metric_Furlong: ANeMzero it perished along with Van Damme
mowdownjoe: Jacob, you can't say Candleja-
Jtigwell: As a Caitiff, do we know what Oliver's Disciplines are yet?
Dreadelicious: @Jtigwell Animalism for one
Jtigwell: Animalism or Protean or somesuch
EirikaEmblem: @jacobburgessvo since you wrote for the Hecata, do you have a favorite Hecata bloodline?
TehAmelie: i vote the toreador bane should be called fang shui
Mathonwy: @mowdownjoe Animalism level two is known.
mtvcdm: Buzzbee!
FurthestChunk: oh come on, we all know that you get kidnapped shortly after saying Candlejack, not halfway thr-
Mathonwy: I screwed that up, sorry.
LunarJade: @TehAmelie I will remember that
beowuuf: @Jtigwell unless they respected, he can summon animals at least
JacobBurgessVO: @eirikaemblem Capaddocians
ButButTheJesus: @mowdownjoe Candlejackson? You can totally s-
Dreadelicious: @JacobBurgessVO I love you
JadedCynic: @TehAmelie oh, THAT is *delicious* <3
accountmadeforants: I gotta be honest, all these vampire bloodlines sound like typefaces.
theymerLoviatar: This chronicle is so far the only Vampire thing I have watched in preparation for a very serious Renaissance VtM larp I'm attending in February. I'm sure it's a great source
beowuuf: @TehAmelie escher3PUN
StriderHaryu: Charl is a staggeringly good name
DoctorHutch: rip anyone that somehow has that name
Shadowsoflife: @TehAmelie 100%
ihlendrax: I’m partial to the Harbingers.
mtvcdm: Sold some stuff too.
beowuuf: i disagree with cameron from last week, chinn is a great ship name and i'm hoping for those two crazy kids to get back together
JadedCynic: @accountmadeforants gee, that might explain a few things about typographer fanatics...
PharaohBender27: @DoctorHutch It sounds like someone named Charles trying to be "unique" in the most insufferable way possible
Dreadelicious: @ihlendrax aka angry Cappadocians
ihlendrax: Mm hmm. Very hangry.
EirikaEmblem: Straight up, a Giovanni taking interest in the artistic creation of a fledgling Toreador and actually buying it from her is such a big deal
teaandcharcoal: Listen, he can't tell jess-jess what to do, he's not her real dad.
Mathonwy: So, we gonna have some gambling on this chat tonight?
queercrafting_chonk: this game has been my introduction to VtM, very fun and interesting to learn about a beloved ttrpg
WokenClick: I can't be the first one to have FangCouver pop into my head can I?
Metric_Furlong: I'm sure it's a big coincidence and nothing to worry about
CantWearHats: they took down the sign that says "NO VAMPIRES ALLOWED"
aeon_novachrono: huh i wonder what caused that (looks at werewolves and maybe mages)
beowuuf: Tzimisce font is.... well, not for sfw use :p
theymerLoviatar: @WokenClick Vamcouver
Dreadelicious: I have made it my life goal to play the Giovanni Chronicles 1-4 in V5, and Jacob is the reason why I really want to try
Mathonwy: @EirikaEmblem That exact thing has NEVER lead to horrible things...
beowuuf: "won"
EirikaEmblem: @wokenclick no but Vampcouver...
laundreydhull: this is set pre-2020?
JadedCynic: @DoctorHutch like 'Valley Girls' being 'creative' "Hi my name is Brenda but somehow I spell it with an 'I'"
mtvcdm: "won"
StriderHaryu: Werewolves aren't even that strong!
Seabats: punk ass werewolves
StriderHaryu: wase peasy
FurthestChunk: Objective: Survive
fragilepaper: PrideLaugh PrideLaugh PrideLaugh
TXC2: Hello Adam
Mathonwy: Won, because they acheived their victory condition.
Dreadelicious: hi there Adam
eddy_thegr8: Maaaan, I LOVE this whole cast so damn much. <3
teaandcharcoal: hi adam!
Carlioo: you fled. heroically!
beowuuf: successfully <s>killed</s> pissed off two and made a third laugh
JadedCynic: "won" - you amused them enough to make them let you go
Ignatiuspants: blood came out of the werewolves and not from the vampire friends, so that's basically a victory
LunarJade: Hi Adam!
EirikaEmblem: Hi Adam!!
CantWearHats: they successfully extracted from the danger zone
LarkSachrosis: Get To Away, the sequel to Come From Away.
accountmadeforants: Took a piece of VanDamn to the teeth
TXC2: we becamed survived
Valthek: You encounter some werewolves. Objective: Survive
theymerLoviatar: @LarkSachrosis considering what that show is based on, I really hope it doesn't get a sequel
JacobBurgessVO: @dreadelicious Have you read the Giovanni Chronicles V chapter in Beckett's Jyhad Diary?
Unpronounceable: RIP Van Damme :(
beowuuf: seabatHITBOX
DEATHlikescats: late but happy to be here!!
FurthestChunk: hopefully the new van has some kind of armour plates
Metric_Furlong: good old Five Jackson
laundreydhull: what say you @jacobburgessvo ? Two live or too not live Summer '17?
josephthemad: Fighting a werewolf is like being in the bomb squad. If you make it home at all you did a good job
iris_of_ether: :D
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
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StriderHaryu: Oliver, we love you. Rest assured
teaandcharcoal: i love that jackson used dominate on oliver for like a whole week and oliver is like "yeah, he's nice."
Mathonwy: Ollie is gonna go Anarch. And I'm HERE for it.
JacobBurgessVO: @seabats Adam!
JadedCynic: @Ignatiuspants heck, blood came out of one lupine and went INTO Silas, and everyone survived that, so yeah, DEFINITELY a win.
DanTheMediocre: new Van Damme could be a converted Humvee
Dreadelicious: @JacobBurgessVO THE WHAT
PharaohBender27: I'll always remember, "I caught you trying to eat at a burger joint!"
iris_of_ether: ^^^
mtvcdm: Oliver bought himself some beef jerky
JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 "and I meant the BURGER"
Mathonwy: Awww... Out of coffee.
theymerLoviatar: Silas using they makes me v i b r a t e
JacobBurgessVO: @dreadelicious ehehehehe
LidofLoathing: @PharaohBender27 that was a definite highlight!
beowuuf: due to other vampires, and sometimes other things :p
Random_Factor_: Joking question: If Oliver puts enough points in Animal Ken, do werewolves get along with him?
DEATHlikescats: Olivier is such a Sad Clown. he's weirdly self aware while being hilariously oblivious
JadedCynic: there's the $64k question - Oliver does cut to the wick
EirikaEmblem: I wonder, since Quinn is essentially the highest ranking Cam in the area, have any other court positions like Scourge been appointed?
saucemaster5000: doesn't "want" to make everybody mad
beowuuf: @Random_Factor_ no, but if he befriends the werewolf Animal Ken, they might
SaxPython: FBtouchdown PogChamp FBtouchdown
eddy_thegr8: Oliver might be the best character in all of fiction!
SnackPak_: hell yeah
DEATHlikescats: HypePopcorn HypeLUL jlrrFacepalm
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
BusTed: This just in.
iris_of_ether: FBtouchdown
virre_: If Oliver finds out about Golconda things will be strange
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
fragilepaper: seabatClap
LunarJade: Maybe anything with fur is a Big Foot
CantWearHats: Werebigfoots
teaandcharcoal: Bigfoot is real and oliver is going to walk up and ask bigfoot theri pronouns
PharaohBender27: Surely they at least know where Bigfoot is!@
usmu1976: \m/
NotCainNorAbel: spicy bigfoot! lunarj1Fangs lrrAWESOME
Leonhart321: Turns out, Bigfoot is fake, but Yetis are real
saucemaster5000: ipso facto
DEATHlikescats: HypeApplause HypeApplause HypeApplause HypeApplause
ButButTheJesus: obviously
Solid_Fuel: where is the bigfeets
Rourke9: Good job Oliver you’ve got this
DEATHlikescats: HypeFail HypeFail HypeFail HypeFail HypeFail HypeFail
beowuuf: Spicy Bigfoots are underrated and their third album slaps
SmithKurosaki: spicy bigfoot lo
Jtigwell: QED
StriderHaryu: Bigfoot: the Masquerade
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
FurthestChunk: or you could vampire bigfoot
BusTed: 🤔
Golgari_Rotfarmer: have I missed anything?
JacobBurgessVO: (Golconda is the rumored and mythical vampire state of enlightenment.)
Leonhart321: Sasquashism
FurthestChunk: think bigger, oliver
Newbiespud: Jacob looks to the sky
ANeMzero: You know what they say about bigfoot... big hands
v_nome: a cryptid of equal or lesser value
mtvcdm: OH NO
Sarah_Serinde: General reminder to please clip things chat :D
Mangledpixel: plural of bigfoot: bigfoots, or bigfeet?
TXC2: we were the bigfoot all along
Invitare: an even more secret society of big foots masquerading as vampires masquerading as humans
accountmadeforants: The secret society of Bigfeet is keeping the truth of the world from the secret society of vampires.
ladylinzington: Sasquatch: The Masqerade
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
EirikaEmblem: You know what they say about men with Bigfootism...
Juliamon: !addquote (Adam) [now] Can I trade out my vampirism for Bigfootism?
LRRbot: New quote #8182: "Can I trade out my vampirism for Bigfootism?" —Adam [2022-08-21]
tinkertailorsailordrunk: this is already so entertaining!
WiJohn: If Oliver meets a tzimisce, refers to them as Dracula and asks them if they know Bigfoot this season I will be so pleased
Metric_Furlong: Mangledpixel Bigsfoot Kappa
LarkSachrosis: Oliver has his superobjective
lime_heer: @JacobBurgessVO nice time too mention that XD
Golgari_Rotfarmer: ok sick they haven't started playing yet
theymerLoviatar: Vampire: the Satchquerade
ButButTheJesus: yesh
beowuuf: respec my advantages to have enlarge feet (two dots) and hide feet (three dots)
TXC2: Mangledpixel bigfopodes Kappa
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JadedCynic: we're cutting NEW trails through the underbrush of the World of Darkness <3
Mathonwy: This makes me smile so hard. Thank you all.
Arclight_Dynamo: Oliver is a wrench-shaped human thrown into this story, and I love him for it. :D
Mangledpixel: bigus footus
josephthemad: Bigfoot is the physical incarnation of social anxiety and I love them
fragilepaper: @Arclight_Dynamo Ditto!
Ignatiuspants: Adam is just going to convert to sasquatch and switch to a different World of Darkness book somehow
jumping_point: Jacobs face when Heather said "You should ask them!". :D
FurthestChunk: not gonna lie oliver has unlocked all kinds of new ideas in my brain for roleplaying games in general
maxthefourth: did I miss a lot?
beowuuf: oliver's story ends when he gets five dots in occult and discovers bigfoots aren't real
PharaohBender27: !quote 4847
LRRbot: Quote #4847: "Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule." —Cameron [2018-03-26]
Dreadelicious: @maxthefourth just a recap
Valthek: that sounds like a series 3
TXC2: maxthefourth just some "previsoily on"
NotCainNorAbel: good rule
Arclight_Dynamo: @maxthefourth They just finished the recap of last season.
Mathonwy: I don't need deep lore? Excuse me? Nay nay! I need ALL the deep lore!
beowuuf: @maxthefourth summarising their characters / previous series
maxthefourth: sergeJustRight
saucemaster5000: every rules lawyer just failed the LSAT
mtvcdm: !quote 4847
LRRbot: Quote #4847: "Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule." —Cameron [2018-03-26]
TehAmelie: held in contempt of this court, at least
SaxPython: Cue FFX intro
Lucenix: Oliver will find a cure
Sarah_Serinde: It's not just mistakes though, sometimes they choose to ignore or change rules
EirikaEmblem: Rule of Cool trumps all
Sarah_Serinde: Sometimes it's actual house rules
JadedCynic: @Ignatiuspants Gehenna Gaming contracts Jacob and Adam to write a new sourcebook...'Cryptid: The Mystery'?
SaxPython: This is my story
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: !findquote rules
LRRbot: Quote #5829: "I looked at those ears and ruled them to be 'not pointy.'" —Serge [2019-02-15]
beowuuf: all content becomes rails to help keep this train going :p
CantWearHats: building the track as the train goes along
PharaohBender27: Hmm, a lot can potentially happen in three nights . . .
saucemaster5000: hope a certain vampire did good etsy business
Mathonwy: Ok, ignoring chat to listen to story more.
fragilepaper: PrideLaugh
beowuuf: LMAO
Sarah_Serinde: Precious Oliver :D
SnackPak_: oh Oliver
Kykiwi: "pretending"?
SaxPython: Towel cloack
CantWearHats: bleh! I'm a vampire!
Kykiwi: lol
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The mirror, you say?
ButButTheJesus: that sounds... hard
They_Are_Alyx: @saxpython *To Zanarkand starts playing, everybody cries*
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
FurthestChunk: like i now have the idea of a character if I ever play Vampire, a guy who is the Bureaucrat's Bureaucrat, who has been Vampire'd by mistake by like, a Brujah, and has to try and figure out how that's going to work out
Pinwiz11: a lot of "bleh"!
fragilepaper: yyeesssssz
RedNightmare7: @Ignatiuspants That actually sounds like it would be awesome.
queercrafting_chonk: Oliver is precious
mtvcdm: Oliver doesn't know there are clans like that yet.
CantWearHats: oh my god, incredible
LunarJade: bleh bleh bleh
JadedCynic: *puts hands on hips, tilts head* "That's SO Oliver!" :D
ButButTheJesus: I LOVE this guy
hexi_lexi234: "Bleh Bleh Bleh!!!!" -Oliver Tyndall
azureHaights: Oliver: "Welp, in for a penny in for a pint I guess"
PharaohBender27: I approve of Oliver's plan
Despoiler98: katesSnug katesSnug katesSnug I would be Oliver in this situation
satyropodobny: " I do not drink... wine."
FurthestChunk: LARPing as Dracula
beowuuf: i bet if trudo wasn't in charge i could pretend to be a better vampire
SnackPak_: I love this
TehAmelie: practicing his cosplay
CantWearHats: he rented a bunch of old vampire movies to watch
EirikaEmblem: I say this with all the love in the world but Oliver is such a jolly Mall Santa type and I love him
Sarah_Serinde: @beowuuf Trudeau, for the record :D
JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 I think ALL Kindred should follow Oliver's Plan at least one day a month...
Mathonwy: Wow. All three into Animalism? Serious Grel flavor there.
teaandcharcoal: I hope adam takes the power to transform into a bat by the end
Sarah_Serinde: Canada's actual current Prime Minister
beowuuf: @beowuuf thanks :D i'm not going to lie I gave up before i started when i got that the name :p
fragilepaper: awww
JadedCynic: that's the great thing about Caitiff - the could have ANY abilities, and maybe they DO?
JadedCynic: LUL
Mathonwy: Hehehe. Yes!
satyropodobny: I too cope with inevitable changes in my body by larping as myself
Sarah_Serinde: @beowuuf Haha yeah no worries! I'm sure it's hard to guess if you're not familiar with it
fragilepaper: Ohh noooo
Sparkap: Cat's grace is Celerity, right?
Arclight_Dynamo: @Sarah_Serinde For all we know, Oliver might be talking about the *elder* Trudeau. :p
LarkSachrosis: Oh gawd
Mathonwy: I LOVE Ollie!
Metric_Furlong: beowuuf maybe your way is just how the World of Darkness Canadian PM spells his name Kappa
Sarah_Serinde: @Arclight_Dynamo I...yeah, yeah he could...
azureHaights: "I shouldn't call Quinn, I'm gonna call Quinn." LUL
Eramis8: Proper Oliver.
TehAmelie: someone tells Oliver Trudeau is not in charge of the creatures of the night and blows his mind
JadedCynic: Oh, poor, POOR Quinn...that long suffering Ventrue Camarilla Sheriff
beowuuf: @Metric_Furlong i mean the ferries run at nights, and the prime minister's name is easier to spell. it's not all bad :p
PharaohBender27: @Arclight_Dynamo Oh dang, I hadn't even considered that, considered he pined for someone who hasn't been in power for like 30 years :p
CantWearHats: "You will be immediately killed by this action - proceed?"
StriderHaryu: Well it was nice knowing Oliver
ButButTheJesus: OMG
DEATHlikescats: Olivier would cus he's got some bad baggage from being a human
Newbiespud: (Cackling)
teaandcharcoal: i love oliver so much
fragilepaper: PrideLaugh
TXC2: CantWearHats "slams button so fast it brakes"
accountmadeforants: Oliver and Quinn are excellent together.
KendalMac417: XDD
FurthestChunk: i love watching jacob throw down so many warning signs and Adam just going "nah"
SK__Ren: I am dying over here
dangerous_safety: LUL
beowuuf: this kills the group irl
mtvcdm: Heather's just GONE
JadedCynic: Oliver has been told not to do this, but it takes a few repetions for instructions to sink in
hexi_lexi234: yall im cackling irl
StriderHaryu: @CantWearHats Or, as I once saw it- 'It is highly recommended that you save the game here.'
iris_of_ether: :D
TheWooglie: go on Heather
Mangledpixel: *audible pause*
redshiftroyal: good GOD
kalira77: in this moment, Heather is all of us
JadedCynic: OH, Jacob - your FACE
Despoiler98: katesNo katesNo katesNo katesNo this sweet precious child
beowuuf: LMAO
JadedCynic: <3
PharaohBender27: Quinn's just "This lrrEFF ing guy"
ButButTheJesus: @hexi_lexi234 SAME
Boon_33: Oliver is using the hotline as intended... and they HATE it.
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Unpronounceable: Heather dying on stage left is wonderful
alice_the_dense: So much rage
Mathonwy: Oh gods! Yes!!!
Jakelope13: Oliver is such an adorable... dimwit?
Sarah_Serinde: @FurthestChunk Adam knows what he's doing :D
Dreadelicious: Jackson is seriously regretting letting Oliver in
TheMerricat: Cam adjusting his collar is killing me. :D
Random_Factor_: VotM doesn't have stress the way the Alien RPG has, but I think Oliver just caused an NPC to take some anyways.
FurthestChunk: @FurthestChunk he is a perfect boy
FurthestChunk: god i hate twitch threads
JadedCynic: @Unpronounceable Cam struggling on stage right is a perfect counterpoint, too
FurthestChunk: it makes me look a little stupid
satyropodobny: ouch
fragilepaper: ooooofa
TXC2: you can HEAR him pinching his nose in frustration :D
beowuuf: wow, quinn has like ten willpower dots, clearly
patfinder: I'm not here to make friends
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
JadedCynic: LUL
hexi_lexi234: OLIVER
Newbiespud: (cackling resumes)
beowuuf: he just took five damage to them, but he's still standing
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Mathonwy: Yes!!!
SolarBlitz1: I love Oliver so much
Sparkap: LUL
fragilepaper: PrideLaugh
tinkertailorsailordrunk: hahahahah!
Sarah_Serinde: Good choice Oliver
GreatWahooney: oh my god Adam <3
azureHaights: "Should I be able to turn into a --" [CLICK]
beowuuf: *boxes
SaxPython: Jo!
Simriel: Oliver is a perfect being
DEATHlikescats: suuuuch brat energy
Lucenix: How does he contact Jordan???
BusTed: LUL
PharaohBender27: @FurthestChunk My issue with them is that it makes for a lot of confusing-looking VOD chats - suddenly it looks like people are just @ -ing themselves :p
teaandcharcoal: mannn jo you're such a snitch
Mathonwy: Oh good. Lets' just START a WAR, Jo.
JadedCynic: Quinn must be REALLY reconsidering his afterlife choices...maybe he SHOULD have gone Anarch with is old flame...
zed_alpha: oh hell, half an hour late
zed_alpha: TO THE VODS!
Sarah_Serinde: Lucenix Presumably he at least knows how to use landlines and probably has her number
TXC2: see you there zed_alpha
DEATHlikescats: called, again @lucenix like he's been told not to
Jtigwell: Tattling is an incredibly valuable skill for a Camarilla vampire.
beowuuf: @zed_alpha you've only missed summaries!
Jtigwell: You never know when you could narc on something that matters and someone might throw you a scrap of status
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
PharaohBender27: @zed_alpha You mostly just missed a recap of Series 1 and that Oliver is trying to turn into a bat
SaxPython: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
Sarah_Serinde: Or was it that they were wrapped *too* well
TXC2: !youtube
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KendalMac417: callback
FurthestChunk: oh my god i forgot they had unwrapped the presents
JadedCynic: Callbacks!
LunarJade: And I'd do it again too!
matthaus_c: oh no I'm almost an hour late NotLikeThis
FurthestChunk: the party is just all goblins
fragilepaper: Mistakes were not made
StriderHaryu: you say that as if they regret that
teaandcharcoal: @matthaus_c nah, just over a half an hour and it was mostly recap
beowuuf: @matthaus_c only just started the main game
hexi_lexi234: @JacobBurgessVO i have a random question. what is the best way i can get involved in a local VtM scene/campaign?
TXC2: legally it's both
matthaus_c: oh alright good to know thanks chat <3
JadedCynic: "Who is more foolish - the fool or the one who follows him?"
beowuuf: "which vampire clan are you?"
Metric_Furlong: matthaus_c you did miss Oiver calling the sherif to ask if he can turn into a bat
beowuuf: aww
matthaus_c: @Metric_Furlong can he? :O
matthaus_c: *does oliver have protean*
ihlendrax: There’s a World of Darkness quiz that can answer that question, @beowuuf.
Mathonwy: Ugh. And now I have to go. Guess I'm going to the VODS.
Leonhart321: @JadedCynic The fool asking a fool the differences between fools usually
Sarah_Serinde: Poor Silas :D
beowuuf: @Metric_Furlong *quinn's long drawn out sigh*
mowdownjoe: And also drugs. So many drugs.
KendalMac417: that's what happens when you sleep hanging from your feet
Metric_Furlong: matthaus_c Oliver still doesn't know
beowuuf: ah, now the three days is understandable :p
ButButTheJesus: how bout augh muh hand
JacobBurgessVO: @hexi_lexi234 FLGS or the World of Darkness discord are good resources.
JacobBurgessVO: (FLGS, friendly local gaming store)
TXC2: "ow my head and ow my feet" Silas experiances being 30 Kappa
beowuuf: @ihlendrax jessica probably wrote it, because the masquerade is merely a suggestion :p
Efhan: If a "Which Vampire Clan are you" quiz ends up on BuzzBee, I think that counts as a masquerade breach
theymerLoviatar: Tremere Secret Club House (No Nerds Allowed)
StriderHaryu: oh please, if the camarilla can have a twitter, buzzbee can have a clan quiz
philippekav: has to be
KendalMac417: @theymerloviatar can Oliver come and visit?
EirikaEmblem: And if they aren't for sale, MAKE them for sale
Shadowsoflife: @theymerLoviatar Spoiler: their all nerds :p
theymerLoviatar: @theymerLoviatar that's the joke
JadedCynic: @StriderHaryu I mean, the more 'offline' the Camarilla want to keep things, the harder it would be for them to KNOW of the Vamp Clan Listicle ;)
beowuuf: sounded like a boon earned in seattle?
Jtigwell: Silas is a minion
teaandcharcoal: So basically theo is a professor who makes his grad student grade his undergrads' papers for him.
hexi_lexi234: hey chat, question! which clan do yall see me part of? keep in mind i know nearly 0 about VtM
Jtigwell: In before Oliver realizes that and is like "Man I love the Minions movie"
LunarJade: @StriderHaryu The best 8 clans that exist. Toreador number 1.
beowuuf: i mean if you have to deal with an anarch, best to put as much distance between you and them as possible
saucemaster5000: wasn't even supposed to be here today!
Shadowsoflife: @hexi_lexi234 bruja I would guess
mtvcdm: Will I believe number 4?
TehAmelie: hexi, tremere cause you're magical
Metric_Furlong: hexi_lexi234 Toreador, maybe?
TXC2: TehAmelie smooth
JadedCynic: Silas is discovering the fact that he's is Tremere's fulcrum to leverage things, not the one holding the end of the stick
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Stretching out those storyteller muscles.
Jtigwell: Nothing bad has ever happened to a fulcrum.
beowuuf: @hexi_lexi234 toreador, you're very expressive of love and enjoying art. basically jess and her sire are that clan
JadedCynic: "albatross around my neck"
StriderHaryu: 'Olli Tynny'
TXC2: !findquote humanity
LRRbot: Quote #1125: "I don't want to have Fugi's face on my human skin." —Graham [2015-11-17]
theymerLoviatar: oh, the two-manity
EirikaEmblem: 2 Humanity Wight Oliver would be dope though
accountmadeforants: Tapping at a magic light box is very innately human.
hexi_lexi234: @beowuuf ya know what, that makes sense
Arclight_Dynamo: Vamps have their id traded out for a monster. Got it.
teaandcharcoal: I'm imagining Oliver as like an ancient prince, still trying to turn into a bat.
InquisitorGaia: oh man i feel like oliver is the type of person to use siri to do everything on a phone
Eramis8: Remember, you always want things higher numbered in Vampire, except your Hunger.
beowuuf: @hexi_lexi234 lrrHEART though i did like tehamelie's response too :D
aeon_novachrono: Darn technocracy making it harder for us hard working vampires to use phones
beowuuf: @Eramis8 and your generation
TXC2: can Oliver turn into a bat?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Twist the table clockturn.
matthaus_c: Gangrel represent
Newbiespud: So... insecure line, right?
Jtigwell: Every Brujah has a bat somewhere.
StriderHaryu: oliver's sire is a gangrel. calling it
matthaus_c: @StriderHaryu how dare you say something so slanderous yet so likely
sblue333: We don't use the V word here
NimrodXIV: lol
Ignatiuspants: I was just thinking that! he'
ChillTheEffOut: don't talk about bite club, Oliver!
StriderHaryu: I am a purveyor of unfortunate truths. The less someone wants something I say to be true, the more likely it is
sblue333: babysitting Oliver time
JadedCynic: @StriderHaryu I wonder if Oliver's sire is still extant (Quinn would have looked into that)
ButButTheJesus: hoo boy
Jakelope13: The wonderfully weird existential question from people who have only a minuscule amount of a clue: are you actually a vampire if you cannot turn into a bat?
TXC2: "talk in person" = Jordan beats that hamburger shit out of Oliver :p
PharaohBender27: katesNo
beowuuf: to be fair oliver shocked quinn so much he talked about werewolves on an unsecure line and jordan had to tbe the grown up :p
LunarJade: you should just assume if its said on a phone anyone can hear you. That's not a VtM thing... that's just real life.
tinkertailorsailordrunk: @LunarJade truth right there
beowuuf: @Jakelope13 turn in to a mist and make yourself vaguely bat shaped, it's all good
hexi_lexi234: Van Damme II: Gasoline Boogaloo
beowuuf: oliver said wizard, jessica said noooo
JadedCynic: the case file of this vandalized van found on the side of the road just HAPPENED to fall down behind a filing cabinet B)
BusTed: 🧙󠀂♂️
sblue333: Recreation Mystery Mobile
StriderHaryu: Van Damme II: More Van More Vurious
CantWearHats: it's a very nondescript wizard
FITorion: Heavy tinting
Ignatiuspants: if you say something over the phone in the US, your best hope is the government has so many recordings from so many tapped phones they just won't get around to yours ... I don't know what Canada is like
TXC2: hexi_lexi234 surely we go electric ?
JadedCynic: oh, only Caravan and NOT Grand Caravan? <3
BusTed: Hell yeah.
Random_Factor_: So. Subtle.
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
GhostValv: :)
iris_of_ether: Hahahahaha
SaxPython: useful
SmithKurosaki: Is it Gavin?
Sarah_Serinde: That...could be useful??
Sarah_Serinde: As cover?
Jakelope13: It says... what?
Karfsma778: VILARP
TheMerricat: vilarp?
JadedCynic: VILARP - nah, keep it - it's your *COVER*
RTwo28: metal
JacobBurgessVO: The Second Inquisition might be listening. (Certain folks deeeeeep in intelligence agencies are getting hip to a new threat they call Blankbodies)
mtvcdm: Oh, yeah. If it says you're LARPers...
Sparkap: I wondered when the LARP would come in as a cover
Arclight_Dynamo: Victoria Island LRAP Society
hexi_lexi234: Van Island LARP
JadedCynic: VI-LARP
Arclight_Dynamo: *LARP
Metric_Furlong: Vancouver Island Live Action Roleplay
Dreadelicious: love it
Arclight_Dynamo: Van! Not Vic. Derp.
gualdhar: oh this is fantastic
iris_of_ether: Fucking perfect
NimrodXIV: was it stolen?
GhostValv: :)
NarishmaReborn: we can make it so
tinkertailorsailordrunk: brilliant!
Jtigwell: I was gonna say, the van is FILLED with boffers
Ignatiuspants: sweet! wizard van!
Karfsma778: O R B
theymerLoviatar: So... VILARP shirt when?
Dreadelicious: I want this van
SaxPython: it's got a qr code for their discord
RTwo28: cant wait for them to get roped into a LARP
beowuuf: sword of boffa?
BITs19_: ORB
NotCainNorAbel: probably fits in really well
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
ButButTheJesus: OEURB
Jakelope13: That's... actually a cool cover for Vampire activities. "What? No, I'm definitely not a Vampire, I just play one during our larping sessions"
JadedCynic: @NimrodXIV nah, people were...'persuaded' to sell it
hexi_lexi234 chants LARP VAN! LARP VAN!
JadedCynic: @Jakelope13 IKR?
PharaohBender27: "Hey, when's the next battle!?"
gualdhar: hide all the crazy behind a bunch of nerds?
Jtigwell: Man you think people are gonna ask you about larping? This IS a fantasy game.
s4mwise_ow: I want this van.
DEATHlikescats: lol it's great for cover though. everyone will think y'all are just REALLY in character
Leonhart321: And the scratching sound you hear is the army of artists in the chat drawing and designing the van and decal in extreme detail
JadedCynic: Gossippers
emberBecky: larp can be a cover for the question Oliver asked at least
JadedCynic: Adam is BRILLIANT
RedNightmare7: Nope, no one...
Karfsma778: AHAHA
StriderHaryu: LMAO
hexi_lexi234: ADAM LUL
math_nerdette: I just want a bumper sticker that says "You shall not pass...this van."
theymerLoviatar: *stares in VtM larper*
SaxPython: not poggers
IgnatiusHusky: Best place to hide a tree is within the forest
Valthek: ADAM!
ButButTheJesus: oh my
JadedCynic: GOAT THERE lrrGOAT
usmu1976: LOL
Plasterboard: We've been exposed! burn the LARP van! Everyone scatter!
FITorion: LARPing as a ... get this... Vampire
beowuuf: jordan avoids the nighmare that is the on street parking wars. neighbourhoods have burned to the ground due to someone parking one inch too far from their spot.
mtvcdm: It's really not a bad idea.
teaandcharcoal: real vampires larping v:tm is a beautiful concept
DEATHlikescats: @ignatiushusky you get it
Ignatiuspants: I assume most LARPS happen in direct sunlight
LarkSachrosis: Smort
ChillTheEffOut: some larps are 24 hours
theymerLoviatar: @Ignatiuspants I mean, a lot of them do, but I've also been to a game where I literally did not see the sun for three full days
Plasterboard: @Ignatiuspants LARP events happen at both night & day :)
Jakelope13: @Ignatiuspants Unless you're Larping as a Vampire, at which point it only makes sense to do it during the night :D
beowuuf: @math_nerdette i have a fridge magnet that says "gandalf airways ... fly you fools!"
bytecaster: I can now only imagine a real vampire larping turning into a bat by using a small plastic bat toy instead of doing it himself.
DEATHlikescats: vanpire larps happen when the van shows up
Jtigwell: I turn on my wizard van
Ignatiuspants: neat!
oatway: I put on my robe and wizard van
Leonhart321: I put on my robe and wizard van
StriderHaryu: I can just see Ian in this van
JacobBurgessVO: (Minds Eye Theater is the name of the V:tM larping system. I am a dork)
beowuuf: rouse checks! rouse checks!
lime_heer: nice XD
Dreadelicious: @JacobBurgessVO the best dork
ButButTheJesus: bumnmny
DEATHlikescats: @oatway @leonhart321 we love to see chat echos 💗
hexi_lexi234: @JacobBurgessVO you ARE a dork! luckily we're ALL dorks here and youre amoung friends
TXC2: JacobBurgessVO but you're our dork! lrrHEART
RealGamerCow: oi
mtvcdm: lrrCOW
JadedCynic: dairy farm...
GhostValv: tqsSweat
Plasterboard: mmm venison
Random_Factor_: Oh Deer
JacobBurgessVO: @realgamercow Ahahahahahahaha!
JadedCynic: mmmmm, the taste of venison!
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
fragilepaper: Ti’s good to be a dork here @JacobBurgessVO
frnknstn: Everything I know about Vampire LARPing comes from webcomics. Not sure where that puts me on the geek heirachy?
DEATHlikescats: Doja Cat hides
PharaohBender27: Heck, the locals might thank you for getting rid of the deer! :p
Leonhart321: Jacob, you need to get out from under that number, the four is casting a huge shadow
Random_Factor_: Watch, Oliver tries to drink a bear at some point.
Jtigwell: Jordan finds Oliver in his front yard with a cow. "Ahh, the creatures of the night, what music they make"
StriderHaryu: Alright, I gotta step away to go to some tabletop of my own, stay safe out there Vam
Eramis8: That's one way to combat invasive deer populations.
beowuuf: sergeHi bye!
BusTed: Just like real life.
SaxPython: Oliver's going to drink a big foot
CantWearHats: the tragedy will be that Oliver only finds bigfoot when he's really, REALLY hungry
TXC2: so long StriderHaryu stay safe
dangerous_safety: alright I'm gonna bounce to make dinner. take care ya'll
accountmadeforants: As long as vampires don't realize ants are an abundant source of food, I think we're safe. (And in fairness, neither have humans.)
JadedCynic: @CantWearHats oh NOOOoooooo :(
Darth_Dredge: How much have I missed?
TXC2: so long dangerous_safety stay dangerous
SmithKurosaki: @CantWearHats Oh, this would be hilarious
hexi_lexi234: @Jtigwell they awkwardly lock eyes JUST before Oliver sinks his fangs in. he inches closer awkwardly
DEATHlikescats: @jtigwell the mournful moo's from vampire cows can be heard o'er the moors
beowuuf: @CantWearHats oh no, oliver rouses the blood to make the check to find bigfoot, pushing himself to 4 hunger... :(
Leonhart321: Nothing like a clean up crew for a Sloppy Joe
Jakelope13: @frnknstn I believe that puts you at a Class 7, you should be able to join (but not start) discussions comparing/contrasting the three Star franchises (Wars, Trek, Gate) [joking]
teaandcharcoal: @CantWearHats Ooh, is bigfoot better, richer blood like werewolves or other vampires, or worse, watery blood like animals
TXC2: Darth_Dredge Oliver made some phones calles he shouldn't have
Random_Factor_: Silas grabs a librarian so he can multitask.
LunarJade: oh I'm sure there are some kindred out there who like a Sloppy Joe or two.
mtvcdm: There might be... circumstances, where it's the thing worth doing. If you're in a situation where you have otherwise already determined a life needs to be taken, no sense letting the blood go to waste.
beowuuf: hey baby, do you like 50 shades of grey?
Plasterboard: I sense a John Wick / VtM crossover possibility. Dinner service for 2 please
Sarah_Serinde: @LunarJade lrrWOW
hexi_lexi234: @LunarJade heather!!!
DEATHlikescats: the Armie Hammer approach
LunarJade: lrrHEATHER
frnknstn: @Jakelope13 you forgot the fourth franchise: Search.
Gekyouryuu: ha
beowuuf: muscle relaxants, etc :p
CraigOxbrow: The society in John Wick has a looooot of VTM similarities.
JadedCynic: @Random_Factor_ Silas hires a clerk to share the load of research (and maybe snack on)
Jtigwell: If a Tremere can't pick someone up in a library...
RedNightmare7: It is a lot of work to drain a body, but oh boy do you want to as a vampire once you're hooked in.
TXC2: DEATHlikescats ooh lets not go there please
malsareus: try a juice bar
JadedCynic: hit a library?
teaandcharcoal: silas gets invited to all the best play parties ;)
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Sarah_Serinde: @PharaohBender27 I don't remember for sure but I think it gets dark relatively early at the part of the year this is set in, so that probably helps
Darth_Dredge: @TXC2 Dare I ask who he called?
TehAmelie: oh, adulterated. i thought that was "adult rated" which almost didn't change the sentence xD
matthaus_c: ghouls!
DEATHlikescats: @txc2 you have a good point. best not to.
Jakelope13: @frnknstn I must inform you that you've just given me a reason to go down a wiki hole today. Thanks! [not joking, sincere]
JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 did they set it in Autumn?
Dreadelicious: @CantWearHats technically yes
matthaus_c: love the ghouls baby gotta be the ghouls
Mischievous_Catgeist: getting a ghoulfriend
bytecaster: You must construct additional blood pylons
TXC2: Darth_Dredge the sherrif, even after being told not to phone them
theymerLoviatar: gabaghoul
beowuuf: @Darth_Dredge i mean who would be the worst person oliver could call to ask the question 'can we turn in to bats' :p
Karfsma778: @PharaohBender27 I just rewatched the first season. It's summertime
frnknstn: @Jakelope13 you will be disappointed, unless you are a Futurama fan (where I stole the joke from)
BITs19_: wait, didn't he feed one someone in series 1?
JadedCynic: oh, thanks @Karfsma778
Darth_Dredge: @beowuuf I'm dead XD
Sarah_Serinde: @PharaohBender27 Hmm ok, I thought I remembered a comment about the sun setting relatively early but maybe it was the opposite
beowuuf: @TehAmelie this blood is rated NC17 for adult themes like alcohol and weed consumption
Karfsma778: @BITs19_ Yes, but likely that pharmaceutical convention is over 3 days later
SaxPython: lol
mtvcdm: We got time.
CantWearHats: aw no messy crit
matthaus_c: no messy crits?! :(
JadedCynic: @BITs19_ yeah, but they were at a Pharma convention and self-medicating - Silas was buzzed for the Junkyard Rave
sauther_: <message deleted>Da fuck you want ? a boutonnière…
mtvcdm: Lots of time to messy crit.
beowuuf: @Darth_Dredge so much better in person, enjoy when you catch up :D
tinkertailorsailordrunk: last none messy crit in a long time...
DEATHlikescats: @beowuuf that good good drug blood
Jakelope13: @frnknstn Took me all of five seconds, enjoyable trip! Would recommend other destinations in the future [not certain how this turned into a Yelp review]
teaandcharcoal: oh, i thought it was just a very kinky librarian (i know a non-zero number of those)
Akaiatana: I have been a librarian. There ARE asshats who have 'fun' in the stacks.
sauther_: <message deleted>@akaiatana Yeah right
JadedCynic: @Akaiatana I've been some of those asshats...
Arclight_Dynamo: @Akaiatana That's when you just... crush them in the compressed stacks. No muss, no fuss.
teaandcharcoal: @Arclight_Dynamo a lot of them come with safeties these days, sadly
DEATHlikescats: anywhere quiet that's far from prying eyes. @akaiatana it makes sense but must be frustrating
TXC2: doing it in a library is one of the thouse like doing at a weding or in an airplane bathroom
PharaohBender27: @Arclight_Dynamo But so much mess!
Arclight_Dynamo: @teaandcharcoal Damn!
Spades_Slicc: @Arclight_Dynamo Wasn't that an episode of Bones?
matthaus_c: Todd Howard voice
sauther_: <message deleted>@arclight_dynamo Stop lying
CantWearHats: anime chess club
DEATHlikescats: @arclight_dynamo I like your gumption
KevinTheShark: PrideHeyyy
fragilepaper: Yeah!
JadedCynic: consensus!
Leonhart321: It can be both
Random_Factor_: Anime chess club sounds like an anime about Go.
TehAmelie: now i'm thinking of the Library of Dreams: infinite shelf space, probably no public indecency
teaandcharcoal: @Arclight_Dynamo ehhh as someone who goes into that kind of stack for work, it does make me feel better lol
mtvcdm: They're watching Jojo
Jakelope13: I bet there's at least one "Incoherent Rage" steam
Ignatiuspants: anime club but they're watching an anime about people who are really into chess
Shadowsoflife: @Random_Factor_ There is a anime about Go.
DEATHlikescats: people be arguing who would win, Erin Jaeger vs Monkey D Luffy
beowuuf: Anime Chess Club was Spicy Bigfoot's experimental album, didn't care for it but more power to them for trying
LunarJade: Are there a lot of anime chess sets? I only know of the CLAMP one
LiveFaust: Watching Helsing?
matthaus_c: blood toast
BusTed: :3
LarkSachrosis: Oh, if Hikaru no Go came out in the 90s they would've definitely tried to make it about chess in the west.
hexi_lexi234: @matthaus_c bloast
lirazel64: Jessica cosplaying Akame in Hikaru no Go
DEATHlikescats: glomping in progress
Leonhart321: The furries have yaoi paddles, don't they?
tinkertailorsailordrunk: pure gold this!
jumping_point: There are fraternities in Victoria? I hope those are better in the "now world" than the old.
DoctorHutch: nice vampire cosplay!
Shadowsoflife: @Leonhart321 100%
fragilepaper: PrideLaugh
Karfsma778: @Leonhart321 This is 2017, not 2007
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh god, no! :D
GhostValv: tqsSmug
DEATHlikescats: @leonhart321 with Hetalia characters on it
TXC2: they make Chess set of anything
jumping_point: Oh my god, that face! :D
CantWearHats: oh nooooooo
FurthestChunk: i missed it, big *what* energy?
matthaus_c: ohhhh no
bytecaster: Tsundere
Sarah_Serinde: Yeahhh
Newbiespud: Tsundere
Jakelope13: Wouldn't all Kindred, by definition, have Big Tsundere Energy?
beowuuf: Kimico Romance
FurthestChunk: oh no
FurthestChunk: oh god no
TehAmelie: anime club is a random encounter now
satyropodobny: babel fish doing overtime here
mtvcdm: Was there absinthe in there?
JadedCynic: @Jakelope13 there's the joke, Claire/Kimiko is MORE right than she could possibly imagine...
Dreadelicious: steve_carell_cringe.gif
gualdhar: @beowuuf Teenagers, eh?
sora_mayura: oh my...
fragilepaper: pffft
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
hyralt: Wow. Kimiko is the best.
BusTed: Got there.
fragilepaper: wooow
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
Leonhart321: Not wrong
SaxPython: FBtouchdown lunarj1Fangs FBtouchdown
richard_ermen: ^Woooow
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
thegreatwyrdling: Good job.
Mr_Whyt: deep
SaxPython: brilliant
SmithKurosaki: Loving Frat Girl Jacob
Newbiespud: lol
JadedCynic: @fragilepaper what? Jess is NOT wrong...
beowuuf: @beowuuf yup :D Sad I missed the 'my' at the front there
ButButTheJesus: LUL
Jtigwell: Refidgerator-senpai...
Anaerin: 3 sheets to the wind.
GhostValv: wowie
beowuuf: LMAO
iris_of_ether: @Jtigwell :D
DEATHlikescats: Jessica has Yandere energy
SaxPython: Tired: Cathy/Wired: Kimiko
tinkertailorsailordrunk: Jacobs acting skills are a little too superb sometimes, he really makes the characters come alive good and bad
JadedCynic: Oh man, I've met folk like that at parties...
jumping_point: Oh yes, someone call sung won!
Dreadelicious: I am so uncomfortable and I not even in the room
DEATHlikescats: Sasuke?!?!
hexi_lexi234: @SaxPython that made me snarf water
Dreadelicious: @jumping_point yes, please
BusTed: 🥷
fragilepaper: oooooo
FITorion: Ha HA
matthaus_c: Jacob you're KILLING ME
Domidwarcer: Jacob, take a bloody bow good sir
iris_of_ether: :D :D
SK__Ren: ooof
PharaohBender27: Well that whooshed right over my head :D
ButButTheJesus: wtf
CantWearHats: CAM
teaandcharcoal: "It's not on the wrong side!"
Jakelope13: Oh god, the uber anime nerd can spot that while drunk?
hexi_lexi234: JACOB PLZ
jumping_point: @tinkertailorsailordrunk this so much. ^^
Newbiespud: Perfection.
DEATHlikescats: nooooo
JadedCynic: @jumping_point we @ him on twitter with the VOD url...
satyropodobny: "bento boxes are watshis favourite!"
GhostValv: tqsSmug
LarkSachrosis: That awoke a core memory
hexi_lexi234: CAM
beowuuf: @tinkertailorsailordrunk it's the added details and choices too, just sergeJustRight
Karfsma778: Perfection
Shadowsoflife: XD
SolarBlitz1: Boooooo all of you
Jakelope13: And Cameron with the spike!
TemporallyAwry: Youtube #Engagement
StarWarsTHX1138: I love you all!
jumping_point: @jumping_point definately!
saucemaster5000: I remember that star trek
TXC2: ah DBZ, no wonder it flew over my head :p
hexi_lexi234: wait a minute! these people are WEEBS!!!!! :p
ButButTheJesus: i dun get it
Jtigwell: Time to find some place kawaii-ter
hexi_lexi234: (i say, as a weeb)
Anaerin: @hexi_lexi234 Oh no! What gave it away?
mtvcdm: Never go with Heather to a second location
tru_boredom: goddamn my cheeks are hurting from smiling so much
Leonhart321: Weebs? In my anime club? How dare you hexi
Shadowsoflife: @hexi_lexi234 What? No
beowuuf: @Jtigwell escher3PUN
DEATHlikescats: alllll the backpacks
Jakelope13: I was going to guess the broom closet
Sarah_Serinde: Ah an answer to the time of year :D
SmithKurosaki: @hexi_lexi234 WEEB! :3
Simriel: the coat room is traditional for making it
beowuuf: she is Known
TXC2: WEEBS?! (begins purging chat) Kappa
ButButTheJesus: HA
Simriel: This girl is A Lot and people know it.
hexi_lexi234: @TXC2 i deserve it
beowuuf: @TXC2 "and then i started blasting" meme?
satyropodobny: smoooooth
beowuuf: lol
iris_of_ether: FBtouchdown
teaandcharcoal: @TXC2 well, nice being in chat while it lasted
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
Leonhart321: Alla ccording to keikaku
hexi_lexi234: @Leonhart321 tn: keikaku means plan
Simriel: All According to Cake
SK__Ren: Wait, she's gonna feed on someone who is likely drunk.... this is a thing right?
Eramis8: poor Jess is busy
TheAwkes: Is "shut up get out" something that happend to you, @JacobBurgessVO? That sounds like lived experience to me.
tinkertailorsailordrunk: @tinkertailorsailordrunk absolutely, i having a stroke over Kimi
beowuuf: @SK__Ren yup, second hand buzz
Shadowsoflife: yea
TXC2: beowuuf there's a video of a guy with a flame fthower I was thinking of :p
Leonhart321: @Leonhart321 benginFingers
Alas_Babylon: @SK__Ren Vampires will intake a bit of what their prey ingests, up to and including drugs and alcohol
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beowuuf: @TXC2 LOL well ok then
JacobBurgessVO: @theawkes Thank goodness now
FITorion: new phone who dis?
Alas_Babylon: @SK__Ren Notably Silas got hella high off his in S1
beowuuf: :D
Simriel: Batman!
RTwo28: wait what year is this set in?
fragilepaper: PrideLaugh PrideLaugh
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
sblue333: oh I love that
eye_h_bar: cackling
Alas_Babylon: @RTwo28 2017
LunarJade: nah nah nah nah nah Batman!
DEATHlikescats: batman called me
teaandcharcoal: @RTwo28 2017
SaxPython: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
beowuuf: LMAO
Despoiler98: katesHrm its always batman
Simriel: Aha hahahaha!
Leonhart321: XD
Newbiespud: (cackling intensifies)
hexi_lexi234: LUL
iris_of_ether: Hahaha
RTwo28: @Alas_Babylon ah thanks
ButButTheJesus: lul
Newbiespud: Nominating "But can he?!" for Best Line of This Session
AlterForm: Oliver training arc incoming
Simriel: I don't know is such a fucking energy xD
Jtigwell: What I'm hearing here is that his fangs and cape frighten Quinn
beowuuf: @Newbiespud so far i feel, so far
kalira77: oh gods i'm supposed to be working right now and this is NOT helping
JadedCynic: @TXC2 see, MY problem is "I need more detail - I know of like five diff anime that either feature heterochromia or someone with a monocle or corneal HUD"
hexi_lexi234: @AlterForm LITERALLY PLEASE JACOB
Ignatiuspants: oh this is getting exciting!
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Leonhart321: Well, we've peaked. I don't see how we can surpass "BUT CAN HE?"
TheNerdWonder: what music plays over an Oliver training montage?
Anaerin: It's an older model, sir, but it checks out.
Paranundrox: and teach him WHEN to use it :P
satyropodobny: he's the one prophesized to bring balance between thevampires and bigfoots
DEATHlikescats: Jordan is gonna have NO FUN
TheMerricat: Jordan _understands_
Jtigwell: It's time to find Oliver's power level
JadedCynic: I genuinely feel a little bad for Quinn....
saucemaster5000: @TheNerdWonder "So you had a bad day"
JadedCynic: WOOO!
beowuuf: @Leonhart321 never challenge the players, they are like chat but so much more potent
Random_Factor_: The easy task: teaching Oliver how to vampire. The hard task: teaching Oliver how to cell phone.
BusTed: Practical.
TXC2: what if the VILARP is Vikings ? Kappa
DEATHlikescats: His Members Only jacket
PharaohBender27: @TheNerdWonder Something by Rush, I'm thinking?
hexi_lexi234: Oliver Tyndall: LARPer
Simriel: I love Oliver so much. He is literally the last thing Quinn ever wanted to deal with
Sarah_Serinde: Oliver no
Dalouer: does a kick flip
A_Dub888: Oliver "Dapper Dresser" Tyndall
hexi_lexi234: OLIVER NO
fragilepaper: Ohh nooooo
Simriel: Oliver YES
DEATHlikescats: omg he's a gigantic murder toddler!
bytecaster: I might be able to learn how to turn into a bat, but the real challenge was learning how to check his email.
Jakelope13: Jordan needs to have a spray bottle
SmithKurosaki: Down Oliver!
Jtigwell: Ever since he learned Animalism, he's a real Tony Hawk
Eramis8: Oliver, why?
SnackPak_: nice catch, Oliver
matthaus_c: Oliver yes
SaxPython: PogChamp lunarj1Fangs PogChamp
Random_Factor_: Oh no are we going to need a masquerade violation counter?
beowuuf: not every can do this
iris_of_ether: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
JadedCynic: @Random_Factor_ the impossible task: teaching Oliver how the Camarilla hierarchy works and why he shouldn't just call up the Sheriff with simple questions...
TXC2: "get in the back of the VAN!"
Valthek: @Random_Factor_ We'd get an integer overflow, and *fast*
TheMerricat: "Like, cause you are.. hung..."
SaxPython: PogChamp
NimrodXIV: LOL
Piratical_tendancies: Yes Oliver
Leonhart321: He COULD, doesn't mean he SHOULD
Sarah_Serinde: Of course she doesn't :D
DEATHlikescats: could be a cult
PharaohBender27: :D
Simriel: Every word out of Adams mouth is a gift to humanity
Jtigwell: This is how you get a van with TWO wizards
Newbiespud: (facepalm)
BusTed: Haha.
Jakelope13: Because Jessica should know?
hexi_lexi234: @Leonhart321 nonono, let him try Kappa
fragilepaper: smooth
saucemaster5000: excellent facepalm there
Sarah_Serinde: @Jtigwell already is, this is on both sides :D
CantWearHats: oh please, Oliver training montage, please
Alas_Babylon: Vampires in Love, And Ruining Parties
JadedCynic: <3
Random_Factor_: Oliver just pulls out the DVD from his pocket
BITs19_: god I love Adam
ANeMzero: "Whenever the Zootopia DVD isn't in the scene the other characters should be asking 'Where is the Zootopia DVD'"
Jtigwell: Jessica and Oliver fixing the problem with the decal is how you find out that they think the problem with the decal is NOT ENOUGH WIZARDS
TXC2: CantWearHats what's the montage music?
TehAmelie: the disc flew out of the van during combat, right
Simriel: He pulls Harry Potter out of his pocket or some shit.
fragilepaper: @CantWearHats Oh god yes
CantWearHats: @TXC2 *aggresively* 80s
iris_of_ether: Ooh, whatcha saaaaaay, Zootopia edition
Spades_Slicc: Vampires International: Living And Revenant Problems
Sarah_Serinde: Oliver no
theymerLoviatar: Chekhov's Zootopia DVD
beowuuf: jordan just smashes it to pieces with her foot :p
FurthestChunk: how old is Oliver again?
hexi_lexi234: OLIVER
frnknstn: loool
Jakelope13: But would Jessica recommend turning the Wizard into a Witch?
Ltntvandal: My cheeks are hurting from smiling and I am giggling like a goblin every time Adam speaks.
theymerLoviatar: @FurthestChunk 50s
Ignatiuspants: Oliver probably has one of those old phones that stay charged for days if nobody calls you
TXC2: CantWearHats natually
DEATHlikescats: Olivier is a problem for Jo
FurthestChunk: my next question is: how did Oliver live to his 50s
Simriel: @ltntvandal Adam is a fucking treasure.
beowuuf: @FurthestChunk 40's or 50's, and 3 months as a vampire
LarkSachrosis: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
hexi_lexi234: @FurthestChunk stubbornness, probably
Alas_Babylon: Oliver is 60
JadedCynic: I mean, a borderline obese 60-year old man hopping up and balancing on a fence is something you'd remember seeing...
TXC2: Oliver is the people from Cacoon, but a vampire
TehAmelie: my iphone stays charged for at least two weeks. . .
Jakelope13: Nope, we don't do References here
Simriel: @jadedcynic I have in fact seen this. it is.
matthaus_c: "nobody goes to reference section" hurt me way more than it should have
SK__Ren: and a show
teaandcharcoal: @JadedCynic "Oh, I joined a... um.... free running club."
theymerLoviatar: *adds the Acrofatic trope to Oliver's TVTropes section*
tinkertailorsailordrunk: @TXC2 i didnt know i wanted to go to Cacoon, but now i do
JadedCynic: they were researching long hours, and just...decided to rest there
JadedCynic: @JadedCynic "PARKOUR!"
TXC2: tinkertailorsailordrunk it's a movie
SmithKurosaki: @JadedCynic Yea library naps are decent
tinkertailorsailordrunk: @TXC2 will check it out!
teaandcharcoal: @JadedCynic If it's finals or midterm season, I've seen it
FurthestChunk: oh right this is silas' thing
CantWearHats: so, always roll, got it ;)
Master_Gunner: I wonder what a messy crit on a research role would be.
SaxPython: PogChamp
LadyTL: aww man it'll be wicked if silas ends up on one of the Victoria Ghost tours cause they talk about that stuff
beowuuf: note to chat, the suggested rule they are playing is twice the dice pool to difficulty means auto-succeedds
JadedCynic: @JadedCynic I've done that during finals (the study room and face on my textbook and my drool ruining the page, but close enough)
InquisitorGaia: @Master_Gunner he would eat the book
Sarah_Serinde: Cameron *is* great
Shadowsoflife: @Master_Gunner riping something?
tinkertailorsailordrunk: @Master_Gunner *furiously learning*
SmithKurosaki: @Master_Gunner Hyperfocuses so bad they find too much?
PharaohBender27: :O
Despoiler98: katesSweat uh oh
18 raiders from sugarsh0t have joined!
Domidwarcer: This is incredibly impressive storytelling by Jacob. Weaving the narratives so they flow between separate scenes so perfectly
SmithKurosaki: Raiders!
Sarah_Serinde: Hey cursed chat!
Boon_33: the perks of holding the pen
TXC2: hello raiders!
beowuuf: sergeHi julie and raiders!
SaxPython: Objection!
LunarJade: @sugarsh0t JULIE!!! HI!
Sparkap: Quinn messy crits all over his gorgeous suit :D
ExachixKitsune: sugars5Luv sugars5Luv sugars5Luv sugars5Luv
mtvcdm: Hi cursed chat!
sugarsh0t: yoooo
LunarJade: Hi Raiders!
TXC2: hello sugarsh0t welcome
matthaus_c: JULIE!
Zandivya: Beastial fervor? "Who organized this card catalog?! It makes me furious!"
SmithKurosaki: I love the Van Damme Flashbacks
CouldntPickAUsername: messy crit is my porn name
JacobBurgessVO: @domidwarcer Thank you!
Simriel: I feel weirdly called out cause Cameron knows I own a LARP Polearm xD
JadedCynic: Quinn: "Jordan...are you telling me you lost ANOTHER van?" (see end of "Hunt For Red October" film)
theymerLoviatar: bec de corbin <3
matthaus_c: Jacob totally had a crow's beak on his coat of arms
TheAwkes: Good old 1st edition weapons tables.
JadedCynic: claw hammer with a 10' long handle
Eramis8: Jacob just being honest.
Simriel: @matthaus_c No his coat of arms has Goku, with a joint
philippekav: polearm lore
RealGamerCow: like those crab tools
razorswift: I believe it's also called a Warpike?
JadedCynic: so it's more like a pickaxe
beowuuf: awww
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JadedCynic: SeemsGood
Despoiler98: auriiPog auriiPog auriiPog auriiPog auriiPog
iris_of_ether: :D
Random_Factor_: Welcome to Polearm Club...
fragilepaper: PrideLaugh PrideLaugh
BusTed: seabatClap
Newbiespud: Trailer line!
Alas_Babylon: He said the thing!
JadedCynic: you called it, Cam
NimrodXIV: :D
theymerLoviatar: @Simriel no no his coat of arms IS Goku's face with a joint
lime_heer: trailer line!
beowuuf: what a refreshing change of pace MiniK
iris_of_ether: unarmeHmm unarmeHmm unarmeHmm
frnknstn: where did I leave my AD&D 2nd edition arms and equipment guide
TXC2: !addquote (Cameron) [now] Unlike other vampire games, we're dorks.
LRRbot: New quote #8183: "Unlike other vampire games, we're dorks." —Cameron [2022-08-21]
matthaus_c: @theymerLoviatar don't forget the tear down the side
ButButTheJesus: these guys? dorks?
BusTed: wiccapedia
LunarJade: what... I work with nerds.. wait.. I am a nerd?
Tandtroll_OG: Fashionable dorks maybe
tinkertailorsailordrunk: @ButButTheJesus the best of best kinds
CantWearHats: Occult Things In Your Area
Jtigwell: So much of vampire and the setting is like, "This is what dorks imagine cool people are like" except dorks are also cool people
TXC2: LunarJade "aways have been"
AdamYMHMI: @LunarJade Don't worry, it must be someone else in the room.
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: As a guy who also paints his nails (and has sent polish to Cam and Jacob), I know that feel
fragilepaper: @BusTed jollyd4Boo jollyd4Boo
duckace11: @LunarJade I'm sorry you had to find out this way
NicoTheSly: Occultism for dummies for Oliver?
LunarJade: @TXC2 thank you
BusTed: :D
Jakelope13: I feel like I do not want to know why Victoria is considered so haunted
beowuuf: is dropping a chantry a euphamism for something? :p
CantWearHats: Silas finds a Buzzbeat listicle, "The Top 8 Most Haunted Places In Victoria"
JadedCynic: gotta find the perfect place to put the new tin of Vienna sausages LUL
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
DEATHlikescats: dorks are fine
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
Arclight_Dynamo: Leyline confluence in the centre of the harbour. Houseboat Chantry!
sugarsh0t: @Jakelope13 ~colonialism~
JadedCynic: it's just NOT the same anymore...
matthaus_c: Thirst For Knowledge? 2 and a U to draw three cards at instant speed? then discard two cards unless you discard an artifact card?!
JadedCynic: @beowuuf only for anarchs ;)
beowuuf: oh no
Jakelope13: @sugarsh0t Yeah, that scans
DEATHlikescats: @arclight_dynamo but aren't they deathly afraid of large bodies of water?
Newbiespud: Ah. Inroads were made.
Arclight_Dynamo: @DEATHlikescats We call that a "good moat."
Sarah_Serinde: Mood
DEATHlikescats: hehe moat moot
beowuuf: And now the game truly begins...
vancouverbynight: Hello Vamily!
JadedCynic: Sorry victoria, can't beat the ghosts we've got - the Beothuk are *extinct* (tuberculosis is miserable)
Shadowsoflife: o/
Sarah_Serinde: vancouverbynight sergeHi lunarj1Fangs
CantWearHats: "how about that sports game huh?"
tru_boredom: same Oliver same
mtvcdm: How about that trade with the Blue Jackets?
JadedCynic: *KINDRED*
InquisitorGaia: the conversation equivilent of potato chips
beowuuf: sergeHi
Leonhart321: Discussing what type of bat he can turn into. Just to throw people, he wants a fruit bat
Sarah_Serinde: @JadedCynic That's not really something to celebrate
TXC2: hello vancouverbynight welcome
hexi_lexi234: oliver: you ABSOLUTE CHILD
JadedCynic: @InquisitorGaia *me looks awkwardly at bag next to keyboard*
RealGamerCow: Oliver is the epitome of awkward
JadedCynic: @JadedCynic oh no, it's not :(
InquisitorGaia: @JadedCynic ha
Kykiwi: oh noo
sketchy_007: This makes me so happy, it's been so long since I watched the first series
tinkertailorsailordrunk: @InquisitorGaia i already ate mine, is that better or worse i dont know
matthaus_c: Oliver is the best baby
vancouverbynight: hey @Sarah_Serinde and @TXC2
Random_Factor_: The phones catch fire.
SaxPython: this definitely won't work
DEATHlikescats: Olivier has that nervous energy that agitates everyone else by his existence
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
Despoiler98: Both phones explode
PTElder: What are the odds Oliver doesn't switch the phones?
matthaus_c: oh my god oliver
Alas_Babylon: "Okay. ......."
Arclight_Dynamo: SIN reference. :D
NimrodXIV: okay
Jakelope13: Doesn't Oliver have a flip phone?
TXC2: Oilver please we've had these things for 25 years
Arclight_Dynamo: WOW Adam.
matthaus_c: that's how trudeau gets ya
zarbit: oh no I'm dying help, "I'm not supposed to give that number out"
RealGamerCow: I have said that "okay" on tech support
beowuuf: this is the best roleplaying of this technology flaw
FlamingSpipernado: wow adam yesss
SaxPython: Oliver calls Quinn again
JadedCynic: @Arclight_Dynamo SIMM card
MistahFixIt: Adam is WAY too good at playing an out-of-touch Boomer XP
ButButTheJesus: LUL
beowuuf: @SaxPython yeeeeeees
Arclight_Dynamo: (For the Americans: OIliver has confused a SIM card with a SIN card. A SIN is the Canadian equivalent of a SSN.)
matthaus_c: mean lean killing machine
beowuuf: oh no, oliver is starting to like it...
LarkSachrosis: Oliver would run out of data because he never wants to connect to WiFi, that's how they get ya
Alas_Babylon: @Arclight_Dynamo Thanks fren
Jtigwell: Descending into Vince voice "So"
Jakelope13: Jordan is going to get a phone with the default language set to Cantonese, isn't she?
TheMerricat: Are vampires susceptible to aneurisms? :D
ButButTheJesus: he feels SOOO BIIIIIG
TXC2: Adam getting danger close to Vince there :p
bytecaster: But not capable enough to use a phone
saucemaster5000: Oliver practicing the lesser used improv "yes and" rule, "yes, what?"
MistahFixIt: Oliver's starting to vibe
mtvcdm: So vascular
TXC2: "he feels VASCULAR!"
DEATHlikescats: @arclight_dynamo ah! thanks for the insight! I thought he was just being conspiracy minded
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
tinkertailorsailordrunk: @MistahFixIt he is channeling something primeval im sure of it
hexi_lexi234: LUL
Lazarenth: big ollie EZ
SaxPython: FBtouchdown lunarj1Fangs FBtouchdown
TehAmelie: for being just a month old, Oliver is a real old man vampire
matthaus_c: ollie ollie oxenfree
fragilepaper: TXC2 you are right but oh noo
Alas_Babylon: @TheMerricat iirc all that's inside is blood and vague... receptacles? I don't think they actually have proper organs postmortem
Despoiler98: auriiLUL auriiLUL
JadedCynic: Oliver is proof that "a *little* knowledge is a DANGEROUS THING"
TehAmelie: so old they gave him a gold watch when he was embraced
Jtigwell: With Cat's Grace, he could get some seriously big ollies.
TXC2: fragilepaper oh no indeed
JadedCynic: @Alas_Babylon well, they're present, but they're....dormant
Alas_Babylon: Gotcha
PharaohBender27: "You know, like how your metabolism worked back when you were human"
MistahFixIt: Okay a skateboarding middle-aged substitute shop teacher catching sick-ass air would be funny
DEATHlikescats: just show up outside the window
SaxPython: "Say Hi", sure Jess, sure
ButButTheJesus: just realized - when they feed on a human, does that human become a vampire?
JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 he was a shop teacher, not a biology teacher - "like how you can't keep running your chainsaw without emptying gas tank
Kykiwi: LUL
TXC2: ButButTheJesus no, embracing is a special thing
ButButTheJesus: @TXC2 ah ty
TehAmelie: it's really hard to turn someone by mistake. maybe Oliver could pull it off
beowuuf: @ButButTheJesus humans gave to be dying then drink vampire blood. If they are still alive and drink vampire blood, they instead get temp cool powers but become blood adicted, and afterthree drinks get blood bonded too
Paranundrox: @butbutthejesus they need to be drained of blood and then drink the sires blood iirc
JadedCynic: @ButButTheJesus nope; that's extra steps
Sarah_Serinde: KingfisherGames It is! You should totally catch session 0 and some bonus episodes on later :)
tinkertailorsailordrunk: @KingfisherGames the hype is real here!
TXC2: hello KingfisherGames welcome
Alas_Babylon: Yep, vampires need to administer blood to the human to make them a vampire, merely feeding doesn't do that
MistahFixIt: In my head, the wizard art is frisketed over the van window so Oliver can see out but they can't see in
ButButTheJesus: ah thanks all
Jakelope13: Jordan: "Get into the van, we need to find out why Oliver is like That"
Alas_Babylon: The human will feel *incredibly* good throughout the process though... as long as the vampire doesn't kill them
Alas_Babylon: Which *can* happen, but doesn't have to, and normally(<--) doesn't
MistahFixIt: @Alas_Babylon Unless you're a Tremere, iirc
JadedCynic: Jessica is SO going to change Ollivers name in his phone :D
SaxPython: Jess changes it to Bigger Ollie
tinkertailorsailordrunk: @SaxPython hahaha
SaxPython: @jadedcynic FBtouchdown
CantWearHats: changes his name to Kickflip
beowuuf: the reason vampires can be accidentally made is if a feeding goes wrong, the vampire panics, and tries to heal the dying human with vampire blood
Chaotically_Random: I love OIiver sooo much
hexi_lexi234: @SaxPython AHAHAHAHAHA
Alas_Babylon: Oliver Kickflip McGuire
MistahFixIt: With Cat's Grace? Oh yeah Oliver is Big Ollies now
Jtigwell: Jess's power move here is to swap Oliver and Quinn's contact info in Jordan's phone
frnknstn: I get the feeling Jessica would like Oliver even if it didn't annoy Jordan
PharaohBender27: @Jtigwell D:
Valthek: @beowuuf Depending on edition, that's not really possible. Not sure about the current one, but in previous editions, it took a supreme act of will to create a new vampire (expending a permanent willpower dot) But I suppose it could happen
CantWearHats: ghosts? spirits? ...bigfoots? 👀
PrimsAlg: I'm impressed by how Jacob juggles the different parallel scenes without them feeling particularly interrupted
matthaus_c: bigfeets!
saucemaster5000: sounds like bigfoot stuff to me
SaxPython: @cantwearhats FBtouchdown
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Chaotically_Random: @frnknstn OH GOD XD
tinkertailorsailordrunk: @PrimsAlg me too, pure talent and experience i think
tru_boredom: can we get road quest 2 but it's actually just this cast doing a larp through b.c. and the Yukon?
MistahFixIt: Samsquanch habitats?
matthaus_c: road quest 2: places of power
Ignatiuspants: passive bigfoot fields!
tinkertailorsailordrunk: @tru_boredom this is a great idea!
ButButTheJesus: omg, road quest 2 with like environmental shots during the storytelling
beowuuf: @beowuuf ah interesting, but it certainly seems to have been narratively mentioned a few times. don't recall what v5 said now, would have to re-read
ButButTheJesus: like with a campaign going on
Akaiatana: I have had to do overnight library shifts. It gets weird.
TehAmelie: Yukon in the winter seems. . .challenging
jumping_point: Am I the only one receiving the stream in "unstable" quality?
matthaus_c: @Akaiatana night students are an impossible demographic
Newbiespud: I mean, that's technically correct
beowuuf: @jumping_point seems stable to me i'm afraid, but i run in lower quality
JadedCynic: AHHHH academic bureacracy :(
JadedCynic: *snicker*
tinkertailorsailordrunk: @Akaiatana i imaging so, any funny stories? not just tragic ones?
Akaiatana: @Akaiatana People who have an assignment due in the morning and who have had five red bulls
BITs19_: HAH
PharaohBender27: @Akaiatana I have fond memories of doing all-nighters in my undergrad library. I remember the cleaning crew would come in at like 1 AM to vacuum. Otherwise I had my iPod playing music as I was writing papers.
hexi_lexi234: not our silas :p
TXC2: "if we do it in the library, the baby will be smart right?"
LunarJade: @jumping_point Our internet quality is good right now and we aren't showing frame drops. So its likely on your end.
Simriel: Aren;t night students basically cryptids?
beowuuf: @TXC2 LOL
Sparkap: Silas is a very good boy, he would never do that.... between the stacks
hexi_lexi234: @Simriel as a former night student, yes. 100% yes
JadedCynic: @Simriel shhhhhh.
laundreydhull: listen here you lil dm; I would take a library shift anyday, away fromy own current shift!
beowuuf: :D
laundreydhull: ya here...!? LUL
jumping_point: @jumping_point thanks, than it's definately me.
PharaohBender27: @Akaiatana I'd usually have coffee at like 10 PM at the student co-op, and would have like a soda and M&Ms from a vending machine partway through the night.
tinkertailorsailordrunk: expertly done getting all them together like this
laundreydhull: *from my
JadedCynic: @tinkertailorsailordrunk the best railroads don't even use rails
Akaiatana: @Akaiatana I've had textbooks thrown in my direction from insomnia and stress. It's wacky.
tinkertailorsailordrunk: @tinkertailorsailordrunk well put!
theymerLoviatar: tired: railroad campaigns, wired: maglev campaigns
beowuuf: LMAO
Simriel: He's Not Wrong
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
mtvcdm: HAHAHAHA
Alas_Babylon: Local Man Has a Point
iris_of_ether: Hahaha
hexi_lexi234: SILAS
SnackPak_: ewww
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
ButButTheJesus: LUL
satyropodobny: That's basically every van
JadedCynic: Silas/Cam is SO NOT WRONG
Simriel: Van: Exists Larpers: Fyck in it
beowuuf: jlrrNo jlrrNo jlrrNo
PTElder: He's out of line, but he's not wrong....
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Really, isn't that most vans?
Sparkap: Silas seeming like less of a good boy by the second LUL
laundreydhull: The blacklight: lrrSPOOP NotLikeThis lrrFINE NotLikeThis lrrSPOOP
TXC2: Gods do blacklights work here like they do in the Blade movies?
DEATHlikescats: wouldn't a blacklight, pure UV light, harm Vampires?!
JadedCynic: oh Jess-Jess <3
matthaus_c: you GET to go to a LARP
Alas_Babylon: @Sparkap Good, not ignorant
tinysuze2342: just started watching from the begining but wanted to stop by and say hey all, good job on EVERYTHING, see you folks around in various discords soon, love, hugs and/or highfives to all
teaandcharcoal: @Sparkap you can be a good boy and still know where people fuck
satyropodobny: putting a pin in that
PharaohBender27: katesScared
DEATHlikescats: noooo
beowuuf: @DEATHlikescats it's the sun that hates the vampire, not necessarily the UV light?
BusTed: yeeek
Newbiespud: Of course. Damn you.
teacupcryptids: the Suspense!
bobthebobarino: oh thanks god a break
Mr_Whyt: cliffhanger!!
hexi_lexi234: jacob how dare you!!!
mtvcdm: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
TXC2: hello tinysuze2342 welcome
PotatoWraiths: rotate your fluids
aeon_novachrono: whyyyy
eye_h_bar: This is so good
jumping_point: Jacob! The cliffhanger. ^^
SaxPython: does VtM have initiative?
TehAmelie: fear commercials (?)
Simriel: Jacob asking the BIG questions
beowuuf: when you're strange..
Sarah_Serinde: !clips
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ANeMzero: Everyone ceases to exist, including the audience.
Zyme86: thats quite the metaphysical question
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
Piratical_tendancies: Pee break!
Juliamon: something something pee clock
AdamYMHMI: We're sending them to an ad break up state.
GreatWahooney: about how much time, o disembodied voices?
Tandtroll_OG: Fase out, fade in
CantWearHats: and now we enter the liminal void that is the ad break
MistahFixIt: Ahhhh the formless nothingness is back!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Not remembering ads is a boon.
TXC2: Right chat I'm off
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Jacob) [now] What happens when we go away? | contemplatively
LRRbot: New quote #8184: "What happens when we go away?" —Jacob, contemplatively [2022-08-21]
Akaiatana: They are the same thing! They are commercial ads, shortened to either word
matthaus_c: swap your legs, stretch your fluids, and don't talk about bite club
tinkertailorsailordrunk: @LRRbot good promt!
Simriel: Has anyone Told Dale recently?
beowuuf: @JadedCynic i think jacob has been good off his own back before lrr
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody, and thanks for streaming LRR
JadedCynic: I just GOT BACK from a biobreak
CAKHost: Maybe go to the Dinosaur Past? As a treat?
josh___something: Good quote
DEATHlikescats: ah that explains things @beowuuf makes much more sense
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Where are we going? What is this place between the places?
beowuuf: night txc2!
jumping_point: @TXC2 Bye TXC2! Good night/ good day!
Simriel: Cycle your fluids chat!
Sarah_Serinde: @JadedCynic Yeah Jacob has quite a lot of his own experience to draw from
laundreydhull: I don't know, Jacob? What happens to an anime when an episode ends?
JacobBurgessVO: @jadedcynic I would say @sarah_serinde has the right of it.
lirazel64: When the streamer stops... Chat *waits,* eyes fixed on the screen.
beowuuf: we can love both people without needing to compare them lrrHEART
Sarah_Serinde: We all love Dale and he does fantastic work but please give other GMs credit for their own skills and hard work lrrHEART
Simriel: How long have you been GMing Jacob?
tinkertailorsailordrunk: @Simriel good question im also interested in this
GreatWahooney: ah yes, got a good quick rinse and I am ready for more nerdertainment
PharaohBender27: The nice thing about Dice Friends is that each GM has their own unique style that they contribute to their campaigns/sessions :) lrrHEART
DEATHlikescats: Ty!
tinkertailorsailordrunk: @PharaohBender27 this is true, everyone is different everyone is great
mtvcdm: !youtube
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beowuuf: i did just get to my seat...
matthaus_c: legs are cycled, ready for more bite club
saucemaster5000: Oh no my snax
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Heart lunarj1Fangs
NotCainNorAbel: I'm working on snacks still
wolgo: Yes i have snacks
Simriel: I keep stealing GM concepts from Jacob and Cameron
Sarah_Serinde: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Fangs
beowuuf: coke and caramel acquird o7
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
InquisitorGaia: are you real though?
LunarJade: I also got snacks
Simriel: Dales style comes naturally to me :P
iris_of_ether: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Heart lunarj1Fangs
frnknstn: I got my cats fed
ArkhamArchivist: Anyone else cease existing when the break happens?
PharaohBender27: Or you can see the Twitch VOD like 5 minutes after the session ends :p
Eramis8: My snap! Jacob trying to remember where they went.
sugarsh0t: oh no Cameron is frightened
Random_Factor_: They return from the shadow realm.
Leonhart321: Please don't send us back
DEATHlikescats: they went between~*
NicoTheSly: I'm out of snacks already :(
theymerLoviatar: I know I go Between
JacobBurgessVO: @simriel Je-SUS... uh... Over 25 years?
LunchB0x_13: pita chips and hummus acquired
saucemaster5000: Does lunch qualify as a snack?
Eramis8: Oblivion is not a nice place.
TheAwkes: What's the opposite of solipsism? Asking for a scared storyteller.
Mai_Andra: "That's not me."
CantWearHats: I search for secret vampires!
SaxPython: Bigfoot?
Sarah_Serinde: Good work Oliver :D
Jakelope13: I was running for snacks, what did I miss?!
zarbit: "I check for tra- vampi- kindred"
beowuuf: oh god why did i think about the gming question... oh no....
Jtigwell: Oliver sends out a sonar ping, like a whale
DEATHlikescats: @theymerloviatar eyyyyy! hello fellow Perm reader!
sugarsh0t: time is fake
DEATHlikescats: *pern
Eramis8: WoD is not a fun places for anybody.
MistahFixIt: Space is warped and time is bendable.
Mangledpixel: !searchfortreasure
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sugarsh0t: i've been playing D&D literally half my life this year
Simriel: @JacobBurgessVO Oh dang that's a while. I've only been RPGing for... uhhhh
memnus: Cold vampires in your area
Simriel: 15 years
theymerLoviatar: @DEATHlikescats DRoP was such a huge part of my late teens lmao
Simriel: 16 years?
ButButTheJesus: Longer Thank You Think ™
matthaus_c: allons-y!
Sarah_Serinde: :D
saucemaster5000: tank you very much
Spades_Slicc: How long've we been back?
Eramis8: Silas using League terms.
satyropodobny: I call Silas good boy alignment into question
zarbit: "I could use you, buddy! (might need someone to balance on something)"
BusTed: It's canon now.
beowuuf: @Spades_Slicc about a minute
PharaohBender27: braven10PRISM
Sarah_Serinde: Spades_Slicc Just a minute or two
Spades_Slicc: sic
tinkertailorsailordrunk: @Spades_Slicc 2 min
Newbiespud: Un-canon'd
BusTed: Aw.
ghost_waz: darn
theymerLoviatar: qyu'b
SmithKurosaki: Dang it, that would have been funny
DEATHlikescats: honestly same @theymerloviatar the Harper trilogy was formative
Alas_Babylon: We know full well Silas is into Minecraft
PharaohBender27: It's bat or nothing for Oliver
theymerLoviatar: @DEATHlikescats for me it was Moreta/Nerilka
A_Dub888: !findquote bat
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Mangledpixel: nyoom
Dread_Pirate_Westley: She has a whole bunch of ships?
Simriel: @sugarsh0t Same, it's terrifying right?
matthaus_c: Silas paid for college with his Minecraft youtube channel
beowuuf: jordan possesses much fleet
mercano82: Fleetness: You can command ships
sugarsh0t: adam flapidan
BusTed: seabatSEAL
NicoTheSly: Silas strikes mroe as a Death Stranding fan.
LunarJade: I have fleetness... and I ship so much anime.
saucemaster5000: nice
Sarah_Serinde: A fleet of ships, excellent :D
Mangledpixel: murr
Shadowsoflife: @mercano82 o7
Newbiespud: ST *loves* to hear that it requires a rouse check
amative1: But isn't dialogue = combat in VtM, according to Jacob? lrrBEEJ
CantWearHats: the beast gives you a receipt
Random_Factor_: A non-combat chase scene, this will clearly remain non-combat. This series is known for chase scenes not suddenly becoming combat.
peregrinerose: I hope Oliver does learn to/gain the skill required to turn into a bat. I feel like he'd enjoy flight :)
DEATHlikescats: I wonder if this is Oliver's sure rampaging again
ButButTheJesus: a rumbly in the tumbly
accountmadeforants: Actually, if some vampires can turn into animals, can those vampires also turn into humans?
ihlendrax: Oh yes…dialogue is very much combat.
Paranundrox: another session 1 another chase sequence
saucemaster5000: I worry if oliver turned into a bat he'd run into the van window
Sarah_Serinde: @peregrinerose It would get even harder to try and keep him out of trouble :D
Alas_Babylon: @accountmadeforants All vampires have an ability to temporarily appear human, and enjoy more aspects of humanity (Flush of Life)
DEATHlikescats: *Sire rampaging
sugarsh0t: Jacob say ass again
Alas_Babylon: (I believe all of them can? It's not reliable though)
satyropodobny: roadrunner strats
sugarsh0t: such gusto
Jakelope13: There's a small trail of fire left in the shape of her shoes, isn't there?
beowuuf: it's spelled ok go but pronounced ok jo
JacobBurgessVO: @sugarsh0t Ass!
ButButTheJesus: LUL
sugarsh0t: @JacobBurgessVO christmas came early this year ;-;
Sarah_Serinde: :D
peregrinerose: @sarah_serinde oh dear, yes. it's an island too, he'd try and fly over the sea or something. Still, joy is its own reward?
JacobBurgessVO: @sugarsh0t Hahahahaha!
theymerLoviatar: @sugarsh0t you mean Christm-ass?
Random_Factor_: Oilver messy crits on the chase, aggros the campus security.
zarbit: windbreaker doing WORK
Paranundrox: Silas trailing Oliver is quite funny
Sarah_Serinde: @peregrinerose Oliver deserves to be happy...I think :P
fragilepaper: ^
Newbiespud: Ah, the pointman (woman) is being assigned
Master_Gunner: Oliver could have made state
DEATHlikescats: Olivier has big Al Bundy energy
saucemaster5000: free dinner?
accountmadeforants: @Alas_Babylon Okay, but can the changeling vampires use their animorphing power to turn into *different* humans, then? (Or does their bat/wolf form have some fixed shape that is characteristic to them? I.e., they always turn into the same bat/wolf/whatever?)
sugarsh0t: @theymerLoviatar it's the most bunderful time of the year
matthaus_c: black tire marks where Jordan skidded and stopped
theymerLoviatar: @sugarsh0t busdammit I was taking a drink of water
beowuuf: oh no
LunchB0x_13: need jordan akira slide art now
sugarsh0t: i like to help
BusTed: This couldn't possibly go wrong.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
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Alas_Babylon: @accountmadeforants By default, they'd become what they used to be, it's not a disguise self
beowuuf: whew
CantWearHats: threaded the needle
thegreatwyrdling: fang goodness
DEATHlikescats: Jordan getting the short stick cus her site is in trouble, sucks
Simriel: Adam, you are a fucking treasure. Oliver is my favourite live play character ever XD
InquisitorGaia: she is a mom, no mom doesnt know some medicine
Random_Factor_: Jacob was ready for that Bestial Failure.
satyropodobny: fresh-man!
matthaus_c: oh fuck yeah
Sarah_Serinde: Jordan no
DEATHlikescats: oh noooooo
Jakelope13: Uh
ButButTheJesus: um
matthaus_c: Jordan with the Harry DuBois strategy
beowuuf: i mean she wanted to lick it closed, but could she lick away the obvious fang edges :p
gualdhar: cat licking powers not working tonight eh?
frnknstn: vampire first aid seems like a bad idea
beowuuf: @Random_Factor_ given the previous seasons dice rolls, can you blame him? :p
Jakelope13: Jessica has a sewing kit on her, right?
DEATHlikescats: this is Viago in the study levels of blood whoopsies
Simriel: Messy Crit for medicine, what would it do?
Alas_Babylon: THat's up to the table
sugarsh0t: oh that's a mood
beowuuf: conviction: lrrEFF this guy in particular
beowuuf: lrrWOW
Jakelope13: @Simriel Turn the dying person into a ghoul?
HisEvilDomain: @Simriel apply pressure to the wound
SaxPython: NotLikeThis lunarj1Fangs NotLikeThis
satyropodobny: @Simriel The operation was successful, the patient is dead.
TheMerricat: @Simriel You pop their juggler and we get a blood fountain.... :P
sora_mayura: oop
JacobBurgessVO: *swashbuckler laugh*
saucemaster5000: @Simriel ooh all the little vamp kids get to play!
Valthek: @Simriel They'll live, but they'll be in pain for the rest of their lives and the only face they remember is yours, along with your sharp fangs
MurphEP: Love to see a conviction come into play
Sarah_Serinde: I'm glad you're having a good time, Jacob :P
ButButTheJesus: wait why is she not putting best foot forward? she's trying to help?
matthaus_c: it's so cool that we get Jacob on the outside AND Jacob on the inside with twitch chat :p
Random_Factor_: You remove the head and neck such that the neck is no longer bleeding, problem solved!
SaxPython: booooo
sugarsh0t: i've never played VtM and so have never thought about the complications of healing mechanics in a world where wounds are snacks
Sarah_Serinde: @ButButTheJesus But she had an ability she wasn't using, that could help her do better. So now, because of the conviction, she's using that ability (and getting hungry)
beowuuf: @JacobBurgessVO maybe you can ask paul nicely for a way to be able to high five your vod self irl when things like this happen :p
dweebert91: @JacobBurgessVO you'ld make a good Tevya
JacobBurgessVO: @dweebert91 Thank you, but I don't know who that is, sorry.
frnknstn: what's "camosin"?
mtvcdm: Camosun College.
mtvcdm: It's local to Victoria.
sugarsh0t: (we usually pronounce it cam-OH-sun)
matthaus_c: the sun isn't that good at camo
frnknstn: Right, okay
Random_Factor_: Oliver: Beast Radar.
JacobBurgessVO: @frnknstn Camosun College. The university they're at right meow
Simriel: I love convictions and things like them, One of my favourite parts of Scion is the similar mechanic, I forget the name of it right now Xd
sugarsh0t: (if the pronunciation threw people off)
bwk789: Ah been playing edh. What've I missed?
PharaohBender27: "No, no, you need to turn left, Jordan!"
theymerLoviatar: @bwk789 shenanigans
Alas_Babylon: @bwk789 ... a lot, but tl;dr, everyone's convened at a college and there has been an scream
bwk789: or should i catch the vod from the start?
Alas_Babylon: Would be wise probs
bwk789: thanks @theymerLoviatar @Alas_Babylon
sugarsh0t: (i did a few rad years at Camosun)
Shadowsoflife: @bwk789 VOD would be good idea
JacobBurgessVO: @sugarsh0t Thank you! I have never heard it said aloud. Only driven by it.
Mangledpixel: bwk789 they have a new van. Also some things happened.
beowuuf: i like the red markets 'spots' (tough, weak, and soft spots) that are personality aspects you trade in for reroll points. Which is usually complicating for you.
Random_Factor_: Here comes the blood wizardry.
Simriel: Can anyone remind me of the name of the mechanic like Convictions from Scion?
sugarsh0t: @JacobBurgessVO <3 is good school!
RuiFaleiro: Do they know... how to call an ambulance?
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Kykiwi: smurt
Alas_Babylon: @RuiFaleiro They're people from 2017, with high Humanity, they'll know
Sarah_Serinde: Silas knows what he's doing :D
beowuuf: ooh
RuiFaleiro: Two of them had trouble adding a contact just minutes ago.
Sarah_Serinde: Silas is a Good Boy
Alas_Babylon: Fair, but these two in specific (Silas and Jessica) are younger (in their 20s) and both recently Embraced
PharaohBender27: @RuiFaleiro You can know what 911 is without knowing what a SIM card is
Juliamon: To be fair, I have trouble adding contacts and I've had phones since 2003
fragilepaper: I am loving how Heather is playing Jessica, extremely believable
Random_Factor_: Jessica might well just chutzpa her way through via her Cha score.
Chaotically_Random: COME ON BLOODY CRIT!
mtvcdm: As soon as Jess releases and has to run... that's gonna be a rouse check to run. And she's at hunger 3.
hexi_lexi234: Blood lrrSERGE ?
SmithKurosaki: @mtvcdm ooooo
saucemaster5000: good time for a messy crit when jessica runs
mtvcdm: And if she goes to hunger 4... while trying to keep someone from bleeding out...
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @mtvcdm I think Jess was at 2; Jo's at 3.
Sarah_Serinde: @mtvcdm Did she not just rouse to activate that ability? Would she need to rouse a second time just for that?
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Spades_Slicc: is the session pre-recorded?
beowuuf: @mtvcdm silas's lowest stat is strength, so if he has to pull jessica away, etc... he's worse than a human to do it :D
PharaohBender27: @Spades_Slicc Yep
LunarJade: Yeah Jo is the one at Hunger 3 here.
Sarah_Serinde: Spades_Slicc Yes, all of them are
mtvcdm: Ahhhhh
Spades_Slicc: cool
mtvcdm: I miscounted
Sarah_Serinde: Thanks Heather
matthaus_c: you'll never hear her coooo-miiiiiing SingsNote
PharaohBender27: :D
beowuuf: LOL
sugarsh0t: god I want to play in a game with Adam
matthaus_c: please have Oliver meet a Gangrel
Drasvin: Turning into a bat is Protean, right?
sugarsh0t: I feel like our characters would get along well
GaelanS: I love Oliver so mucg
Ignatiuspants: Jo moves silently and then there's a big dude barreling through the woods normally behind her
sugarsh0t: whoever they are
LarkSachrosis: Has Oliver tried yelling 'Bat!'?
matthaus_c: @Drasvin yup, bat and mist form are protean
hexi_lexi234: i guess oliver wants to SEE BATS
accountmadeforants: @Drasvin correct, I've just looked it up due to my earlier questions
beowuuf: @hexi_lexi234 sergeJustRight
GaelanS: hexi.
BusTed: Dramatic tension.
ButButTheJesus: @hexi_lexi234 OH U
gualdhar: hold! HOLD!
Leonhart321: @hexi_lexi234 BOOOOO
Metric_Furlong: hexi_lexi234 oh my god
beowuuf: lrrWOW cameron was just looking in to the chaos
PharaohBender27: @matthaus_c Someone's already hypothesized that Oliver's mystery sire is a Gangrel
matthaus_c: @hexi_lexi234 you're a lrrEFF 'in treasure
Simriel: @JacobBurgessVO You have some really cool friends huh
BusTed: ka-chomp
AlterForm: yessss big same adam
accountmadeforants: Though "shapechange" apparently still requires the animal to have roughly the same mass and size.
saucemaster5000: @hexi_lexi234 You just won the day, congratulations!
BITs19_: remind me, does Cam have a failure or a success saved up?
accountmadeforants: (So it'd be a *massive* bat)
hexi_lexi234: @matthaus_c STFU NO U
BusTed: "Whatcha got there?" "A smoothie."
fragilepaper: PrideLaugh
zarbit: memories of Alli from the Quarry game
mtvcdm: Cam has a messy crit to use on someone before the end of the session.
LunchB0x_13: *drains body* i stopped the bleeding!
matthaus_c: @PharaohBender27 I mean I hope it's a different Gangrel who wasn't a piece of shit to him :p
TheMerricat: @bits19_ as a reward for being the record keeper.
PharaohBender27: @hexi_lexi234 escher3PUN
Despoiler98: @BusTed *sticks a straw in it*
PharaohBender27: Oooof
accountmadeforants: (Ah, but there's another skill which does let you change size and mass, and by extension turn you into a bat.)
matthaus_c: @accountmadeforants ... do you mean turning into a "bat" by way of Vicissitude?
Simriel: Woop Woop it's the sound of the Police?
accountmadeforants: @accountmadeforants Nope, metamorphosis
tinkertailorsailordrunk: lrrGREED
matthaus_c: ahhhh I see
PharaohBender27: tqsSweat
Simriel: Hot Yoga, for Vampires
Drasvin: Vicissitude sounds like an ... 'interesting' way to turn into a bat
theymerLoviatar: Vicissitude bat just makes me think Tyldak from ElfQuest
Alas_Babylon: Messy Crit has been called!
BusTed: Hit it Rockapella.
CantWearHats: messy crit! \o/
LunchB0x_13: lets gooooooooo
saucemaster5000: oooh goody!
BITs19_: lrrHAM
ksenyo: I was just able to join can someone give me a qucik rundown of what's happening?
Jakelope13: Football tackle?
Juliamon: Messy Crit count: 1
PharaohBender27: MESS-Y CRIT! MESS-Y CRIT!
Random_Factor_: Jordan catches and eats the target.
SpaceBattery: Let's GOOOOOOOOOO
Simriel: Whomst'd've
lirazel64: Whomst has been called!
matthaus_c: Credit and Glory to Meredith
ArkhamArchivist: That's Gerber, Baby!
Alas_Babylon: @ksenyo Scream at a college. Freshman student injured with gashes at the side of his throat, Jessica administering to him and Silas acting as lookout. Jordan and Oliver running to perp. Jordan just got a called messy crit to catch up to perp before he makes it to a bunch of parties.
Alas_Babylon: Perp is also a Kindred of some kind.
beowuuf: @ksenyo players found a body just attacked by vamp. Jess is holding thwe wound to the last second, silas looking out for emergency services to let them run, jordan then liver giving chase. Jordan about to catch up, but messy crit has happened
Terr0rc0tta: Petition to call this Gerber Formula
Paranundrox: Jordan is about protection
planeswalkagogo: oh no, I'm 2 hours late
matthaus_c: HA
SaxPython: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
matthaus_c: GOTEM
fragilepaper: PrideLaugh
planeswalkagogo: catch you guys on the VoD
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Can SHE turn into a bat?
Mr_Horrible: biting in the name
BusTed: lrrCOW
Alas_Babylon: - Mr. Torgue
ksenyo: Tahnbks @Alas_Babylon @beowuuf
Jakelope13: Does she tackle the target /through/ a tree?
SaxPython: "Person"
TemporallyAwry: Lots of "wood" in this wood. Those sound like some interesting stakes ;p
mtvcdm: They're gonna Get These Hands
saucemaster5000: rugburn of death is a tough way to go
RuiFaleiro: She creates a new clearing.
Random_Factor_: Suplex
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
beowuuf: i mean the mean way is she tackles them in to a tree and stakes herself on a branch :p
Ignatiuspants: I notice Adam didn't cube the "explode" idea
matthaus_c: is Jordan gonna perform some sort of... sidewalk slam?
Mischievous_Catgeist: getting bodied
Jakelope13: And Oliver with the catch steal!
mtvcdm: This is the kind of stuff they used to sell you on an NFL VHS in the 80's.
fragilepaper: Thank you @Seabats it honestly is useful having someone who has no clue about VtM as I also have no clue and the questions are very helpful
beowuuf: as long as she doens't have the vunerable to staking flaw, it's just torpor
tinkertailorsailordrunk: let the bodies hit the oliver!
shrappiee: yes
BusTed: Same team!
CantWearHats: no...maybe...
saucemaster5000: but... what if...
Sarah_Serinde: Good answer :D
SmithKurosaki: YES CAM
Leonhart321: Good save Cam
Domidwarcer: oh that perfect GM question
LunarJade: go on... just a little frenzy as a treat
beowuuf: just some light diabolore as a treat
beowuuf: (sp)
Domidwarcer: A Very Hungry Hinkleman
saucemaster5000: nomnomnomnom
ksenyo: I am not saying frenzy but I am not not saying frenzy
Random_Factor_: Jordan does a nom.
iris_of_ether: I have accidentally committed a crime:
matthaus_c: oh what happens when one of these fools tries to feed on a kindred
Leonhart321: Not a Frenzy check, but what if a Frenzy check?
saucemaster5000: HA! Nice @iris_of_ether
DoctorHutch: what happens when a vampire tries to bite another vampire?
Alas_Babylon: @matthaus_c We know what happens when they feed on werewolf blood...
ButButTheJesus: @iris_of_ether yaaasssssss!
SaxPython: @iris_of_ether lunarj1Fangs PogChamp lunarj1Fangs
azkovo: @iris_of_ether love it!
Piratical_tendancies: Iris YES!
LunchB0x_13: @iris_of_ether well that was fast
matthaus_c: @DoctorHutch it's delicious.
accountmadeforants: @iris_of_ether Holy shit that's fast, and great!
beowuuf: @matthaus_c vampire blood is really good, and is one of the best ever ways to increase your 'level' if you feed on a higher level vampire Kappa
Alas_Babylon: It is the best possible taste they can have
PharaohBender27: @iris_of_ether How did you do that so fast!?!? :O
Metric_Furlong: DoctorHutch ...things happen
niccus: time to shrike it up
Sarah_Serinde: @iris_of_ether Beautiful
Alas_Babylon: No
LunarJade: @iris_of_ether that looks so good!
iris_of_ether: Turns out the Vinyl Cutter program is really, REALLY easy to use
Metric_Furlong: Drasvin not yet
Leonhart321: @iris_of_ether In Papyrus? You monster
Metric_Furlong: Drasvin but there's only been one check so far
iris_of_ether: @Leonhart321 :D
JacobBurgessVO: @iris_of_ether What the fuck?! That is almost perfectly what I had in my head!
beowuuf: @iris_of_ether best ever crime
JacobBurgessVO: W I W
Micsig: Ah yes, the wookie strategy
ButButTheJesus: @iris_of_ether what object/material is that on?
JacobBurgessVO: I*
matthaus_c: iris can read minds through time
iris_of_ether: @ButButTheJesus Vinyl sticker :)
JacobBurgessVO: O* Phone, do the thing
ButButTheJesus: ah ok
matthaus_c: whoa, jacob is at such a loss for words he can't even wow right :p
NotCainNorAbel: What we thought of at my house: They have a sheriff's badge.
DarkMorford: @iris_of_ether We have a vinyl cutter in the maker garage at work, I haven't tried playing with it yet. Now I think I have to. ;)
Shadowsoflife: @iris_of_ether YES
beowuuf: @Drasvin not yet, out of the two from last season
InquisitorGaia: roll to catch?
MistahFixIt: @iris_of_ether "Art."
TemporallyAwry: I expected them to get thrown onto a branch, get staked, and pop like a balloon. This is much more fun PrideLaugh
iris_of_ether: @iris_of_ether Yuuup, I borrowed the cutter from Sevenishmagpies :)
sugarsh0t: what a totally fine and normal question to be asking
accountmadeforants: Well, Adam's played R. Mika, he knows what a butt to the face do.
Jtigwell: Oliver's Animalism senses a vampire getting closer...Oh that's fast
sugarsh0t: TTRPGs are great
mtvcdm: Body as firearm
Newbiespud: Flung like a shot from a cannon
Jakelope13: So Jordan is throwing this guy like a shotput?
Mr_Horrible: *Oliver's on the ground underneath the body* "Oliver what are you *doing*?" "My best!"
fragilepaper: they sure are @sugarsh0t
LunarJade: yeah you fire an arm.. that's a body part
Kumakaori: XD
saucemaster5000: like megaman
jumping_point: xD
Sarah_Serinde: Never
Mr_Horrible: Jakelope13 I'm envisioning grabbed by the back of the shirt/coat/etc and half-body spin YEET from Jordan
satyropodobny: 'boing'
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ButButTheJesus: yaeet
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
Jasina85: !uptime
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beowuuf: moop
Jakelope13: The target has been yoted
Sarah_Serinde: Oliver :D
SnackPak_: appropriate response
PharaohBender27: ^
fragilepaper: ^
sugarsh0t: not just some of her
accountmadeforants: Oh man, can't go outside during the day, but no night vision by default? VtM is *rough* for vampires.
Jakelope13: @Mr_Horrible That sounds perfect!
Random_Factor_: I'm sure a screaming Oliver will not get police attention
CantWearHats: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
ButButTheJesus: @sugarsh0t :D
Drasvin: How many disciplines do Caitiff get to start with?
theymerLoviatar: wee woo wee woo
Domidwarcer: This was where i felt Cam was going to deploy the messy crit
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
fragilepaper: PrideLaugh
Wiliart: The F response, Fight, Freeze, Flight or Ferocious hug.
Jakelope13: Now let's hope there wasn't anyone else, who wasn't a Vampire, who also showed up to the screaming/dying person lying in the pool of blood
saucemaster5000: people out at night? near a university?
PharaohBender27: And just so sweaty tqsSweat
Sarah_Serinde: PharaohBender27 Only figuratively :P
beowuuf: @Domidwarcer i would have bet doing it to himself on the running away, yeah
DEATHlikescats: to grandma's house by morning
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Oh, right, vampire katesPalm
Lysander_salamander: time for grapple
dumbo3k: @Sarah_Serinde Can't vampires get the blood sweats or something?
beowuuf: yup
DEATHlikescats: medium foot
Metric_Furlong: smallfoot
accountmadeforants: Smallfoot
Invitare: Smallfoot!
Random_Factor_: Oliver just rolls over on top of them. Grapple gut.
beowuuf: is it smallfoot?
SnackPak_: dinger, no bigfoot
Mischievous_Catgeist: baby bigfoot
satyropodobny: it's friendshaped!
PharaohBender27: Is Oliver still screaming?
CantWearHats: a small bigfoot the size of a large bigfoot
Alas_Babylon: Mediumfoot
Sarah_Serinde: @Sarah_Serinde Yes but I don't *think* it would happen just from some running or something like that (I am not an expert)
Our_oBoros: Littlefoot?
Despoiler98: HUH????
beowuuf: ooooooh, a ghoul?
matthaus_c: oh god gross
matthaus_c: gross and weird
Despoiler98: A fangless vampire with an exacto? wtf?
Random_Factor_: Thinblood maybe?
CantWearHats: put them in a sleeper hold!
ihlendrax: Thin-blood with baby teeth?
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Terr0rc0tta: Thin blooooooood
Jakelope13: Is there a serial Sire on the loose in Victoria?
matthaus_c: Sireal
PharaohBender27: No lunarj1Fangs s? We sure this is a vampire and not just a serial killer who thinks he's a vampire?
Lysander_salamander: cereal
Sarah_Serinde: That sounds...risky :D
matthaus_c: my kindred in the night, this is fangless behaviour
Jakelope13: @PharaohBender27 Oliver could sense a Beast in this person iirc
beowuuf: @Jakelope13 just biting doesn't create a vampire though
Domidwarcer: okay, i appreciate Adam talking to the GM in character
Sarah_Serinde: @Jakelope13 Yes, he could
Jakelope13: @beowuuf What if the person they caught was the victim of the Serial Sire-r? (I like Sireal @matthaus_c )
teaandcharcoal: @Domidwarcer He's secretly also got some malkavian traits :p
beowuuf: vampirate?
beowuuf: @beowuuf ah, then carry on :p
Paranundrox: "your blood will come out" is certainly a statement
PharaohBender27: :D
CantWearHats: summon the squirrels!
fragilepaper: Ohhh yes
Sarah_Serinde: Of course he does :D
beowuuf: squirrel army attack!
mtvcdm: Squirrel frenzy!
beowuuf: squirrel blanket form!
hexi_lexi234: LUL
Domidwarcer: oh no, i see a horde of squirrels
fragilepaper: Snow Oliver White
theymerLoviatar: Oliver, Deranged Hermit
CantWearHats: "what I said was, I need all the squirrels you have"
Alas_Babylon: !card Deranged Hermit
LRRbot: Deranged Hermit [3GG] | Creature — Elf [1/1] | Echo {3}{G}{G} / When Deranged Hermit enters the battlefield, create four 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. / Squirrel creatures get +1/+1.
Mischievous_Catgeist: This is going to get nuts
niccus: that... has to be a distressing amount of squirrels on campus grounds
accountmadeforants: Oliver's gonna be covered in bugs
ButButTheJesus: "Come to me jungle friends!"
beowuuf: anyway, and then i started summoning
Leonhart321: Is there such a thing as a squirrel king in this?
Nigouki: This isn't the first game Adam called the entire forest in...right?
PharaohBender27: "My God, what happened here? So many dead squirrels in a single spot!"
Drasvin: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the single Livin' in a box from the album Livin' in a box by the band Livin' in a box.
WiJohn: Squirrel swarm!
SaxPython: Dr. Doolittle style
Random_Factor_: I guess Oliver had a squirrel token deck.
Mischievous_Catgeist: oliver is squirrel girl now
beowuuf: @niccus not for long!
TemporallyAwry: !card Squirrel Storm
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Alas_Babylon: !card Chatterstorm
LRRbot: Chatterstorm [1G] | Sorcery | Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. / Storm
dumbo3k: !card Squirrel
Kykiwi: LUL
mtvcdm: a chittering
Jakelope13: So, to recap: Oliver was running through the woods, got a thinblood thrown into him, is holding onto the person while they're trying to get away, Jordan shows up to wrestle away an exacto knife the target was holding... and calls for a bunch of animals to swarm them?
matthaus_c: !card chittering doom
Carlioo: confound these wretched rodents
Despoiler98: katesSweat katesSweat katesSweat katesSweat OH GOD THE SQUIRRELS
beowuuf: The Chittering, this is vampire after all
accountmadeforants: !card Earl of Squirrel
LRRbot: Earl of Squirrel [4GG] | Creature — Squirrel Noble Advisor [4/4] | Squirrellink / Creature tokens you control are Squirrels in addition to their other creature types. / Other Squirrels you control get +1/+1.
Alas_Babylon: @Jakelope13 The "vampire" needs to feed, and animal blood can work in a pinch
Drasvin: !badadvice
LRRbot: Lubricate your Lego before beginning the process.
mtvcdm: The Chittering, coming to Disney+
SaxPython: CoolCat CoolCat CoolCat
virre_: Uh uh there would be rats too surely
beowuuf: @Jakelope13 it is a tuesday after all
Nigouki: now just need a blender
Lysander_salamander: heck yeah deer
dumbo3k: Oliver is a disney princess
satyropodobny: there's always a deer
DEATHlikescats: sweet Disney princess vibes
Sarah_Serinde: Oh...dear
BusTed: "Hey, what's going on over here?"
SmithKurosaki: I love Jacob's creepy paced narration
niccus: like fifteen hundred pigeons
sblue333: do it
matthaus_c: ohhhhhh god
TheMerricat: Bambi's going to bleed
beowuuf: noooo
Kykiwi: LUL
theymerLoviatar: Oliver killed Bambi's mom
DEATHlikescats: this is how Bambi's mom died
Paranundrox: Oliver is hungry too
teacupcryptids: Damn poor Oliver
Drasvin: Bambi: World of Darkness edition
beowuuf: LOL
hexi_lexi234: poor oliver
PharaohBender27: Two birds, one stone!
TemporallyAwry: Oliver is rapidly running out of nice clothes lrrSPOOP
DEATHlikescats: Bambi becomes a part of the Second Inquisition
Sarah_Serinde: Amazing
BusTed: I remember Bonanza.
kalira77: this is certainly... an image
mtvcdm: Waste no part of the deer
Lysander_salamander: delicatessen
ButButTheJesus: "adl adl adl"
Mr_Horrible: Oliver really just trying to live out here LUL
SK__Ren: Bambinza?
beowuuf: bambi's mother Buffet
Wiliart: *was a bambi
WiJohn: Oliver: Aaaaaa...ooh tasty
Eramis8: Bambi is different in World of Darkness.
SaxPython: FBtouchdown lunarj1Fangs That's a BOGO lunarj1Fangs FBtouchdown
tinkertailorsailordrunk: blood bonanza!
ButButTheJesus: JACOB. YES.
Sarah_Serinde: Newbiespud They're apparently in a wooded area
Jakelope13: So, the bambi is /definitely/ gonna die by being fed on by two separate kindred
Ignatiuspants: that's adorable, just sharing a deer
PharaohBender27: Oh no!
matthaus_c: Covered In The Blood of the Deer is my debut album
theymerLoviatar: Killing Of A Summoned Deer
Random_Factor_: Maybe this is the collaborator deer from the Bambi book.
Alas_Babylon: Cervidaewalkers
Kykiwi: o7 the windbreaker
matthaus_c: @theymerLoviatar holy fuck benginLul
DEATHlikescats: Olivier is gonna learn about stain removal skills
beowuuf: @matthaus_c Nursery Rhymne covers?
PharaohBender27: Hooooo boy
Sarah_Serinde: @DEATHlikescats Y'know, it wouldn't surprise me if he already knew something about that due to teaching shop
Dread_Pirate_Westley: If only Oliver could turn into a bat to get away...
mtvcdm: Everything is normal
BusTed: seabatSEAL
fragilepaper: seabatSEAL
Jakelope13: This is gonna be a weird cover-up for Jackson to handle
beowuuf: seabatSEAL
saucemaster5000: Oliver "swear to me!"
accountmadeforants: seabatSEAL
beowuuf: Silas is just trying to help
satyropodobny: How are Oliver's parents?
DEATHlikescats: @sarah_serinde I'd hope so, but his specialties would be in oils and solvents I think
Alas_Babylon: Probably very not around, considering Oliver is 60
Valthek: @satyropodobny dissapointed
Sarah_Serinde: DEATHlikescats True, probably, though you might also hurt yourself doing that kind of thing
DEATHlikescats: Assertive Silas is kinda hot
Random_Factor_: How many parents does Oliver have left?
mtvcdm: Look, officer, we have a permit
Juliamon: A shop teacher is going to know about cleaning up blood spills.
theymerLoviatar: Oliver picks up the deer and just quietly sucks on it
illuviel: (I was rewatching Heat Death to bide my time til noon Pacific & NAD2D -- & I fell in & will have to catch up w the VOD)
Spades_Slicc: How many students do you think have lost fingers in Oliver's classes over the years?
Sarah_Serinde: @Alas_Babylon Not necessarily, at that age. 90s is very possible. Or 80s
satyropodobny: @Alas_Babylon Excellent! Now he can avenge them as a bat!
accountmadeforants: Oliver summons the van
towergrill: You gonna think it is a monsters? Kill them all. 3 2 1… …kill!
DEATHlikescats: I bet, with his "these youths" attitude, Oliver would get along with some older vamps
PharaohBender27: In before Oliver goes, "Bet they'd know how to drive is Mulroney were still in charge!" sparkl171Smug
Kumakaori: XD
Ignatiuspants: Oliver summons a bear to drive the van to them
PharaohBender27: *if
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
Random_Factor_: lrrSACK x0
beowuuf: oh no
DEATHlikescats: dress shoes aren't working for the hike
teaandcharcoal: well, all else fails cam has dominate person
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Spades_Slicc: Oliver just needs to summon 5 raccoons to drive the van to them
mtvcdm: oh no
BusTed: mmhm
fragilepaper: Ahh
saucemaster5000: oh goody
beowuuf: oh no...
mtvcdm: JESS
matthaus_c: ooooooooh fuck yes
Lysander_salamander: oh no
CantWearHats: yesss...YEEESSS
zarbit: messy stealth crit!
accountmadeforants: The giant man, carrying a deer, covered in blood, is the most stealthy so far.
Piratical_tendancies: YES!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Hashtag content.
Valthek: And there it is
ghost_waz: oh no
Sarah_Serinde: Here we go! :D
Jakelope13: Ohboyohboyohboy
sora_mayura: messy crit, messy crit
SpaceBattery: oh no
saucemaster5000: teeheeehee
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Heart lunarj1Fangs
Random_Factor_: Here we go!
Drasvin: Woo!
SmithKurosaki: oh no
Juliamon: Messy Crit count: 2
mtvcdm: Messy crit, on STEALTH
Domidwarcer: HOW
gibbousm: lrrFINE
Metric_Furlong: let's go
TheMerricat: A messy crit of hiding....
beowuuf: oh good, good for you :p
DEATHlikescats: fun!
virre_: This what we came for
ButButTheJesus: messy crit! messy crit!
tinkertailorsailordrunk: messy crit!
Kykiwi: jess disappears form the campaign
Jakelope13: Jessica jumps from tree to tree?
Juliamon: Into the foliage
beowuuf: finds a beautiful tree where no one can find her :p
matthaus_c: is a messy crit to get away like Harry leaping into Lena while throwing the double deuces?
Spades_Slicc: What's the toreador compulsion?
mtvcdm: Toreador clan compulsion... how does that help stealth
TemporallyAwry: Hiding really good, and then zoning out ... that's terrifying
virre_: She is going to end up looking at a pretty tree
ksenyo: We need those dice to be checked after this campaign
zarbit: I would just think she throws someone (everyone?) else under the bus in order to maintain her own stealth
Ignatiuspants: Jessica -- impossibly enough -- turns into a bat
FITorion: It took me entirely too long to find this gif...
PharaohBender27: Ooooooh
beowuuf: @matthaus_c yes!
Alas_Babylon: She must focus on something pretty until she snaps out of it.
Sarah_Serinde: She was very successful, *but*...
ChillTheEffOut: they have to gaze at something beautivul
DEATHlikescats: oh noooo
satyropodobny: While Olivier tried to turn into a bat, Jessica became Batgirl
ChillTheEffOut: beautiful*
accountmadeforants: Ooh nooo
Alas_Babylon: That "pretty" can include a sunrise.
Warloard227: @spades_slicc i see u know ur critical roll
SmithKurosaki: @Ignatiuspants This would be hilarious
fragilepaper: YES
GhostValv: tqsSmug
Alas_Babylon: OH. NO.
mtvcdm: Yes
Lysander_salamander: what?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
gibbousm: UWU Whats this?
Tandtroll_OG: Mmm pizza
saucemaster5000: cam lrrSHINE
Domidwarcer: congratulations cam we have a winner
matthaus_c: CAMERON
virre_: Oh good
Jakelope13: Uh...
Nigouki: Cam is a monster
tinkertailorsailordrunk: OH NO (OH YES!)
hexi_lexi234: CAM YES
Spades_Slicc: UVVU
SmithKurosaki: CAM YES
Lysander_salamander: owo
SmithKurosaki: Also, Jacob's face *grins*
matthaus_c: 6 inch tall pocket kimiko uwu
Anaerin: Quick Cube Kimiko
Drasvin: Pocket Kimiko
mtvcdm: !addquote (Jacob) [now] We'll keep Kimiko in our pocket for now.
LRRbot: New quote #8185: "We'll keep Kimiko in our pocket for now." —Jacob [2022-08-21]
MurphEP: Oh no
Sarah_Serinde: Definitely she can :D
Paranundrox: Cam is too good at suggesting the crits :P
mowdownjoe: Probably can Carameldansen.
accountmadeforants: @matthaus_c Kimiko figurines are a hot item.
ANeMzero: She definitely is a member of the crapshot Anime club.
NicoTheSly: "Hi Yukio"
matthaus_c: Jacob is learning so much
DEATHlikescats: she was a Madoka Magica fanzine
Invitare: that's where Snow Halation is from
Dalouer: Adam is as lost as Oliver would be
satyropodobny: Zoomers don't aren't really that into Haruhi, I heard
mementonyx: @nicothesly Hi wade!
beowuuf: cube has one piece of half content in it, sadly alone and trying to escape :p
FITorion: Yes give Jacob More home work
matthaus_c: @satyropodobny they'll come around.
GreatWahooney: well Claire _is_ pretty cute
Tandtroll_OG: ”I’m watching you moon”
Sarah_Serinde: satyropodobny Doesn't mean this specific anime fan isn't, though
Jakelope13: The deer's antlers! They're just... so.... perfect!
SaxPython: silas
zarbit: her reflection in a pond? Silas?
Spades_Slicc: A deer with two smiles
tinkertailorsailordrunk: @GreatWahooney i was thinking the same thing
GreatWahooney: @GreatWahooney high five!
DEATHlikescats: we love the MOON, because it is CLOSE TO US
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHERE
accountmadeforants: Jessica: "In the name of the moon, I...!"
tinkertailorsailordrunk: @GreatWahooney :D
DEATHlikescats: HypePopcorn HypePopcorn HypePopcorn
satyropodobny: @Sarah_Serinde Maybe she's into retro stuff LUL
BusTed: seabatOAK
Sarah_Serinde: Jess-Jess is gone-gone
mtvcdm: Jess can't come to the phone right now
TemporallyAwry: Yikes ... AND she has the phones LuvOops
DEATHlikescats: gojgAlldabutts HypeApplause HypeLUL HypeFail
saucemaster5000: seabatOAK seabatOAK
LunarJade: yes that's right I still have all the phones
beowuuf: no stop, wait.... what is that!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
saucemaster5000: oh right HA!
DEATHlikescats: djagelVIBEmag
PharaohBender27: Mood
Mangledpixel: only kindred can appreciate true beauty
tinkertailorsailordrunk: Moon lrrGREED
CantWearHats: biting evil by moonlight, now she's running from a real fight, she's obsessed with the shiny moon
DEATHlikescats: PridePog PrideUwu
Alas_Babylon: Droplets of blood like cherry blossoms
beowuuf: LOL nice tone shift
Sarah_Serinde: CantWearHats lrrWOW :D
DEATHlikescats: PokCroagunk
PharaohBender27: "SHE HAS THE PHONES"
Jtigwell: She still has the phones
Alas_Babylon: She's simply. Having. A wonderful compulsion time.
Jakelope13: Is Jordan going to have to find a new van again?
ryuhimora: is "where's Jessica" going to become a theme for this season
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Juliamon: Alas_Babylon jlrrNo
LunarJade: @ryuhimora you'll have to watch to find out
Sarah_Serinde: Jakelope13 I mean, if they take off the logos like some of them want to, suddenly the van becomes less long as no one caught the license plate...
matthaus_c: Where In The World Is Jessica Chadwick
mtvcdm: Whenever Jessica's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, 'Where's Jessica?'
saucemaster5000: could try calling her - aw crud
DEATHlikescats: this van has seen ALL SORTS of fluids
beowuuf: not a good session if you don't abandon the van and burn it at the end of the scene :p still got three boons to use up
JacobBurgessVO: I'm going to need to take off soon. I am OVERJOYED you all are enjoying this so much.
Jakelope13: @Sarah_Serinde Yeah, but now the back half of the interior is just going to be /covered/ in Deer Blood
Alas_Babylon: @JacobBurgessVO <3 <3
Sarah_Serinde: JacobBurgessVO Glad you could join us!
beowuuf: thanks for this new game jacob!
accountmadeforants: lrrHEART Jacob!
fragilepaper: Thank you Jacob! lrrSHINE
Paranundrox: its so good Jacob, thanks for being in chat too!
tinkertailorsailordrunk: @JacobBurgessVO we are so glad you gave us this gift!
ArkhamArchivist: Oh dear
DEATHlikescats: this is legit creepy goodness
Pinwiz11: no, you had a deer
saucemaster5000: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE Jacob
LunchB0x_13: OOOOH malkavian hell yeah lets go
Shadowsoflife: lrrHEART BisexualPride @JacobBurgessVO
Jakelope13: @JacobBurgessVO Thanks for running this! Such an amazing game
Sarah_Serinde: @Sarah_Serinde True, but I imagine vampires have probably figured out how to deal with that
They_Are_Alyx: A Malkavian?
Leonhart321: Oh, that's creepy
NotCainNorAbel: @JacobBurgessVO lrrSHINE lunarj1Fangs lrrSHINE
matthaus_c: thank you for this blessing @JacobBurgessVO benginHeart
LunchB0x_13: i played a malk the one time i played vampire. it was so fun
DEATHlikescats: oh no
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh :D
PharaohBender27: CORI
BusTed: tqsSmug
matthaus_c: oh no
DEATHlikescats: lolllll
SoldieroFortune: O-O
Sarah_Serinde: pfft Cori pls
ryuhimora: "Mary's COMING"
Chaotically_Random: OH GOD BLOODY MARY
virre_: "Marys comming" uh uh
sora_mayura: pfft
jumping_point: @JacobBurgessVO Have a good day, Jacob!
Ltntvandal: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
DeM0nFiRe: LUl
accountmadeforants: LUL
tru_boredom: maaaaannnnnnn
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap gdqClap gdqClap
iris_of_ether: :D
niccus: today*
DEATHlikescats: GOTWM!
Jakelope13: Awesome!
Alas_Babylon: Wee-woo.
beowuuf: seabatClap
PharaohBender27: Mary . . . tqsNoted
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InsaneVioletMage: Oh my
ButButTheJesus: bloody mary?
Newbiespud: Mary Is Approaching Your Location
jdr_42: Great episode, thanks!
Leonhart321: Oh, so THAT'S why Jacob needed to run
Ltntvandal: Mary would like to know your location
Metric_Furlong: this was our fault!
matthaus_c: For You, Bayou
Mathonwy: I JUST got back. Darn it!
Valthek: MARY is inevitable
v_nome: "It means the show is over, but that's not important right now"
SaxPython: <3 <3 <3
CraigOxbrow: Thank you all!
GreatWahooney: you're welcome, everyone
Piratical_tendancies: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Alas_Babylon: Local Marys in your area
Ignatiuspants: how exciting!
Pinwiz11: venga-Mary is coming!
tinkertailorsailordrunk: YES! this was amazing
Leonhart321: To avoid the backlash from the blatant cliffhanger
svenning28: this was great!
Lysander_salamander: awesome episode today
matthaus_c: thank you and you're welcome, chat
CantWearHats: v--v
garunkl: Thank you all!
DEATHlikescats: bye!
Spades_Slicc: Wait what was the last thing he said? Mary's coming?
usmu1976: This was great!
mtvcdm: lunarj1Fangs
beowuuf: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
ryuhimora: cheer100
ghost_waz: bye!
Juliamon: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
josephthemad: Ending on a Alpha Centuri Reference
MurphEP: v--v
DEATHlikescats: yooooo
Sarah_Serinde: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Mangledpixel: v--v
NotCainNorAbel: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
RTwo28: lrrFINE
matthaus_c: HEATHERRRR
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
They_Are_Alyx: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
beowuuf: hey heather! lol
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah you are
Fragged_Templar: loving series 2
iris_of_ether: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
NarishmaReborn: true
Mathonwy: Thank you!
DEATHlikescats: it was so good
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mtvcdm: There she is!
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GreatWahooney: ohhh, it's fangsters, not thanksters. got it!
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InquisitorGaia: no jacob?
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Dalouer: Heather you are always bright and beautiful!
Golgari_Rotfarmer: hell yeah
beowuuf: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
satyropodobny: Bloody Mary is a Malkav character btw
xantos69: Cheer50 Amazing! So happy to be here for this great campaign.
Mischievous_Catgeist: <3
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Alas_Babylon: @GreatWahooney Thanksters to the Fangsters!
HIYgamer: I'll be looking forward to session 2
Riandisa: Awesome episode
Spades_Slicc: Can't wait to not talk about bite club
SmithKurosaki: Epic
DEATHlikescats: aww demonfire 💗
ButButTheJesus: much thx
GreatWahooney: @Alas_Babylon :D
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 - Thanks, this is great.
lirazel64: It was superb.
ArkhamArchivist: Is it next Sunday yet?
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TheMerricat: you know chat I've never thought to ask what the VO stands for
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Spades_Slicc: @TheMerricat Vox Opulence
Piratical_tendancies: !advice
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matthaus_c: @Spades_Slicc spicy
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beowuuf: @TheMerricat voice over
mtvcdm: !schedule
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matthaus_c: Voice Octothorpe
PharaohBender27: Cheer150 . . . Mary's coming
Mischievous_Catgeist: have a nice relaxing lunch
Spades_Slicc: Victorious Octopus
mtvcdm: Donk donk!
Piratical_tendancies: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
Mathonwy: Chat only counts as one person.
beowuuf: 581 and counting
matthaus_c: Vile Omen
Dread_Pirate_Westley: There's only one of me, but I'm not sure about the rest of chat.
v_nome: There are dozens of us!
StarWarsTHX1138: Cheer100 Cheer100 I Can't Love This Series More
Sarah_Serinde: They're MtG folks though :)
Spades_Slicc: Velocipedic Ornithoptor
ihlendrax: Joey from EDHREC, Daniel from WotC, and Megan & Maria from GLHF.
DEATHlikescats: interesting if they're sending the young and thinblooded first to spring any traps left behind and investigate without much loss to the whole
beowuuf: very fun!
GhostValv: :)
matthaus_c: this was SO FUN
MyrddintheWizard: Super Fun!
fragilepaper: it was fun
mtvcdm: It was!
NotCainNorAbel: lots of fun
DentedPockets: Very enjoyable!
DeM0nFiRe: Very fun
jumping_point: Oh yes it was!
saucemaster5000: to the moon!
GaelanS: SO FUN
Spades_Slicc: Very funny, Tuesday isn't real
RuiFaleiro: Oh, I thought that list of MTG people was the people planned for the PPR
GreatWahooney: she could be on a boat
Mischievous_Catgeist: jessica is on the moon
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
matthaus_c: Jessica found her way into a Portable Hole
PharaohBender27: She could be RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
BusTed: Good times!
Nigouki: She could be ON the moon
tru_boredom: that was incredibly fun and I already want it to be next sunday
Mathonwy: Tuesday looks like my day off.
SmithKurosaki: Totally went to the moon
TheNerdWonder: I cannot wait to see Kimiko come back
Drasvin: I figured she climbed a tree to get a better look at the moon
Juliamon: 🌕
matthaus_c: I thought I saw a shape on the moon that looked like Jessica
DEATHlikescats: @matthaus_c finds a klepto Faun at the bottom of it
Mischievous_Catgeist: jessica is now a moon brat
laundreydhull: neat, kind of.
accountmadeforants: *DuckTales moon theme starts playing*
SmithKurosaki: Thanks for hosring
beowuuf: nice
SmithKurosaki: hosting*
DEATHlikescats: moon's haunted
Mr_Whyt: nice
matthaus_c: TH Christ
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beowuuf: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
DEATHlikescats: yo solid fuel!
beowuuf: also 200 NOK in youtube :p
Ignatiuspants: yeah, thanks for the gift subs, @Solid_Fuel !
patbaer: Hi!
beowuuf: lrrHORN
Sarah_Serinde: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Fangs
ryuhimora: hey, you got my name right
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Fangs lrrSHINE lunarj1Fangs
matthaus_c: StarWarsThiccs
jumping_point: Thank you for hosting, Heather!
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
beowuuf: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Heart
BITs19_: thanks Heather!
matthaus_c: thank you, venerable host!
saucemaster5000: yaay
PharaohBender27: And maybe learn about this "Mary"?
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Fangs
Piratical_tendancies: blood and deer!
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
usmu1976: Looking forward to it!
DEATHlikescats: love this series. Ty for your performance
Juliamon: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
matthaus_c: sun's out fangs out
NotCainNorAbel: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Mangledpixel: v--v
PharaohBender27: o/
beowuuf: night!
Sarah_Serinde: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Piratical_tendancies: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
usmu1976: Bye
Meltalar: tha dont :D
bongoguy: bye bye!
Mischievous_Catgeist: seeya soon
garunkl: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Ignatiuspants: goodnight, Heather! goodnight, everyone!
DEATHlikescats: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
LoadingReadyRun: I don't wanna leave but I gotta eat before next stream
ButButTheJesus: byeeeee
LoadingReadyRun: <3
Sarah_Serinde: Food is important
DEATHlikescats: have a great lunch
Sarah_Serinde: lunarj1Fangs
teacupcryptids: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
beowuuf: if we've learned one thing today, it's that getting hungry enough to frenzy is bad
Meltalar: @LoadingReadyRun eat on stram :D
Wiliart: Don't feed on to many humans.
Sarah_Serinde: I was about to say, we've seen what happens when you don't eat :D
beowuuf: you want a bloody oliver? cause that's how you get a bloody oliver :p
Sarah_Serinde: That sounds like a drink and I do not want one
beowuuf: it's too precious to drink, and turns in to a bat when you least expect it to!
RuiFaleiro: Like a Bloody Mary but made with cough syrup.
beowuuf: lol
Juliamon: A Bloody Mary with a spam garnish
beowuuf: anyway, have a good timezone chat, night!
beowuuf: eew and lol
Juliamon: or maybe a normal celery garnish, but it's ants on a log celery
Juliamon: maybe I'm also just hungry
SquareDotCube: upgrade to a salad?