TehAmelie: those ocean bedrock vent thingies that people aren't sure if they are alive or not eh?
gnome_friend: I guess the transitions from chemistry to biology, yeah
NewtyNewts: The 'life' bit itself is probably too technical a term Kappa
gnome_friend: But we have Biogeochemistry for that, which is fun
TehAmelie: necessary musical reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pATX-lV0VFk
TehAmelie: the title of the song is not fooling anyone, right? they're clearly saying "life is life"
matthaus_c: what up can't jack boxes club
gnome_friend: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: another box
NewtyNewts: That's what I thought it was too
MAPBoardgames: Inside the box is another chip in Alex's sanity.
TehAmelie: when you call your band Opus, i guess you set yourself up to taking on some big issues
MAPBoardgames: Wait that is crates, not boxes
NewtyNewts: Inside the box is: Another Brick in the Box
gnome_friend: Inside the crate is a key
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Drink from the photo hose.
MAPBoardgames: Inside the box is: the selected item.
gnome_friend: lrrWOW @MAPBoardgames
Its_VeeBot: Inside the box is: A copy of Splendor, oh boy!
Juliamon: Inside the box is: Funch
MAPBoardgames: Sounds like a win @Its_VeeBot
NewtyNewts: Inside the Klein bottle is: #DIV/0!
Its_VeeBot: I am literally 3D printing a box for my friend's copy of Splendor right now so it was on my mind.
MAPBoardgames: Inside the box is: the negative space left by the box.
Metric_Furlong: gnome_friend a mispronunciation of the game 'Flinch' that was played a bit on the last tabletop day stream, iirc
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: 40 points of acid damage
Its_VeeBot: Inside the box is: G L U R P
ihlendrax: Ouch!
gnome_friend: !card green dragon
LRRbot: Green Dragon [4GG] | Creature — Dragon [4/4] | Flying / Poison Breath — When Green Dragon enters the battlefield, until end of turn, whenever a creature an opponent controls is dealt damage, destroy it.
neisan2112: !advice
LRRbot: Don't trust Beej.
gnome_friend: Oops, wrong color
MAPBoardgames: Inside the box is: whatever the Dump Truck brought today.
Its_VeeBot: Generally good advice
neisan2112: That's really good advice
TehAmelie: hands up if you remember the bit in the Hitchhiker's Guide with the guy who built an inside out house in order to provide therapy for the whole world
gnome_friend: !card black dragon
LRRbot: Black Dragon [5BB] | Creature — Dragon [4/4] | Flying / Acid Breath — When Black Dragon enters the battlefield, target creature an opponent controls gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
gnome_friend: Only three points of acid state-based actions
Its_VeeBot: Inside the box is another box, and I'll mail that box to myself. And when it arrives (A-HA-HA-HA) I'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!
Juliamon: random fun idea: turning !advice or !box into a sporcle quiz
MAPBoardgames: Inside the box is: a party pack.
Juliamon: see how many people remember
MAPBoardgames: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a family stream.
NewtyNewts: !birb
LRRbot: Tweet, twe-twe-tweet, tweet, squawk!
Earthenone: i feel i would do well
Earthenone: i often come to lrrbot for !advice
MAPBoardgames: !venga
LRRbot: Quoth the Raven: "BUS IS COMING"
TehAmelie: it's been so long since LRL played with Lrrbot as an oracle
SpaceBattery: !advice
LRRbot: Twist the table clockturn.
gnome_friend: I always love those Wizard Chats
Its_VeeBot: LRRBot: Providing Chat hours of entertainment while actual LRR is off living their lives, I guess?
mtvcdm: LRRBot, how do you feel about being an oracle?
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #2048: "Just as an FYI, I don't think your rocket is supposed to be rifled." —Alex [2014-12-30]
Its_VeeBot: Inconclusive?
gnome_friend: As long as we don't rifle their rocket?
gnome_friend: Should be fine
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
ihlendrax: What’s a sporcle?
mtvcdm: Sporcle is a quiz site.
Its_VeeBot: Sporcle's like a quiz website
Juliamon: Wheeler was using it last night to guess Pokemon by generation
Fruan: Are we ready for some star studded jackbox? I'm feeling pretty ready.
Its_VeeBot: A bunch of "How many Xes can you name"
TehAmelie: when its pronouncements are being obscure, you gotta treat them as real oracles and just think about it until you find a way to interpret it that makes sense
Juliamon: while waiting for the queue to fire
MAPBoardgames: @Its_VeeBot That implies that LRR exists when they aren't streaming or appearing in YouTube videos.
TehAmelie: (it worked for the people who ran the oracle of Delphi)
ihlendrax: Never heard of it. Probably best for my sanity and free time. LOL
Its_VeeBot: @MAPBoardgames Do we not have LRR Permanence?
mtvcdm: I've seen some people make a YouTube career out of Sporcleing.
Juliamon: My friends and I spent many an hour doing Sporcle audio quizzes
SnackPak_: hi everyone
TemporallyAwry: @MAPBoardgames like in space, or as a metaphysical construct?
mtvcdm: It's cheaper than Geoguessr now.
gnome_friend: Oh yeah, are we talking members of LRR or LRR as a collective entity?
mtvcdm: Which... props to Geoguessr for being able to secure the bag on a subscription model, but.
TehAmelie: rifling on your rockets make them go too hard. i believe Lrrbot is saying its role as an oracle should not be taken too seriouslt
TehAmelie: (how ironic)
MAPBoardgames: !badadvice
LRRbot: Stick your hand in the teleporter.
serramarkov: Hi everyone!
TehAmelie: seriously, neither
matthaus_c: !findquote hand
LRRbot: Quote #3260: "Poop, you just pick up with your bear hands." —Alex [2016-08-17]
TemporallyAwry: @serramarkov PrideWave
CAKHost: Hello everyone!
letfireraindown: @TehAmelie (isn't it ironic, starts playing in everyone's head)
Its_VeeBot: And if you think that LRR exists while they're not streaming... well... *SLAM* YOU DON'T KNOW JACK!
gnome_friend: Greetings arriving lrrFriends
LordZarano: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (54s ago).
mtvcdm: LRRBot, do you know Jack? How's he doing these days?
TemporallyAwry: !searchfortreasure
LRRbot: You find: a Potion of Healing!
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #836: "I don't know, maybe we just spam him with rockets." —Alex [2015-10-13]
kusinohki: *waves*
gnome_friend: Jack has now been rocket-spammed
TehAmelie: did i not hear just the other day Alanis was playing a concert somewhere, and it rained
MAPBoardgames: Rifled rockets?
gnome_friend: He needs a potion of healing
Electrodyne: Hi internet friends
mtvcdm: Spam Jack with rifled rockets, it's decided
SpaceBattery: hello everybody!!
Its_VeeBot: It started with "I don't know", so presumably LRRBot does not, in fact, Know Jack
TemporallyAwry: !quote jack
LRRbot: Quote #6578: "One of these days I will have a friend group that can rotate cushions for me." —cheetoJack [2019-11-15]
TehAmelie: Alex and Graham's streams of Kerbal Space Program may have quietly reinvented rocket science
gnome_friend rotates a cushion
Its_VeeBot: lrrSIG
NewtyNewts: lrrSIG
Strebenherz: stream!
neisan2112: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
SpaceBattery: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
fastlane250: lrrSIG we get signal lrrSIG
TehAmelie: lrrSIG
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSIG lrrSIG
matthaus_c: lrrDOTS lrrSIG lrrARROW
NotCainNorAbel: lrrSIG lrrSHINE lrrSIG
Riandisa: xivCactuar xivCactuar xivCactuar
Bengineering: voxyRealpepe
Farwanderer subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 48 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Farwanderer! (Today's storm count: 2)
mtvcdm: Time to spam Jack with rifled rockets!
MAPBoardgames: lrrSIG spinaSS lrrSIG
Chatstone subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 49 months, currently on a 49 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Chatstone! (Today's storm count: 3)
TehAmelie: time to jack off! wait
matthaus_c: voxyTrippyvibes
TheWriterAleph subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 48 months!
TheWriterAleph: It is TIME to Jack the Box?!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, TheWriterAleph! (Today's storm count: 4)
matthaus_c: !findquote jack
LRRbot: Quote #141: "It's the scariest of all monsters: the Jumping Jack Dinosaur." —Paul [2015-04-06]
gnome_friend: Rifled rocket spam in four minutes
Juliamon: I do wish the Jackbox widget would remember my settings, but I guess I should be happy you can disable it at all.
control_rig: Man. Road Quest music always hits hard
Its_VeeBot: lrrSIG muscle56Yipe lrrSIG
SpaceBattery: Road Quest music my beloved
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
Diabore: @Juliamon none of the twitch widgets remember my settings
gnome_friend: twidgets
control_rig: SingsNote
brainbosh subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 64 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, brainbosh! (Today's storm count: 5)
kusinohki: I'm ready to bring down chat's average in murder party...
TehAmelie: this is a good tune to whistle
GLHFMagic: glhfmaGLHF glhfmaGLHF glhfmaGLHF glhfmaGLHF
SpaceBattery: !advice
LRRbot: Moisten your bones.
ihlendrax: GLHF!
TehAmelie: nobody tell the other Molly Lewis, the whistler
hi_im_emily: good evening! i am here to jack some box! ...wait no, that sounds dirty.
Dog_of_Myth: Good evening chat.
gnome_friend: @hi_im_emily there's a good chance this will too
PotatoWraiths: hey party people
hi_im_emily: fair enough
FacelessManAboutTown rides in on a noble steed and finds a seat
Drasvin: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a live cat
gnome_friend: Meow
FacelessManAboutTown: Hello
Electrodyne: box some jack instead
Sage0fMadness: happy monday fine folks
CaptainSpam: What's in the box? WHAT'S IN THE BOX? It is Jack. That is what is in a Jackbox.
Khalahd subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 104 months, currently on a 104 month streak!
Khalahd: Boxes of jacks? I'm in!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Khalahd! (Today's storm count: 6)
hieroglyphica subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 66 months!
hieroglyphica: Yay Jackbox! I cried out in delight and startled my dog awake, sorry pup.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, hieroglyphica! (Today's storm count: 7)
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Crossing the Streams! Tonight we're find out what's in the box. Is it Jackbox? Probably! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FazcnZVVEAEQayX.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1561866629163560960
Its_VeeBot: Jackbox Party Pack 9: Coming This Fall to Your Toaster Probably
FacelessManAboutTown sketches the kitty in the bix
inetro: Woo Jackbox time
GhostValv: amazonTasteTheRainbow
Artificer_Evan: !Advice
FacelessManAboutTown: box"
merciary subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 81 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, merciary! (Today's storm count: 8)
kusinohki: schroedinger's Jack - I don't know if jack is in the box or not
AnderKryst subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 51 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, AnderKryst! (Today's storm count: 9)
love_like_you subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 34 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, love_like_you! (Today's storm count: 10)
ihlendrax: Hmm. You know…if we put the badadvice in the box…we could have Jakob’s cube.
ShepDM subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 91 months, currently on a 91 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, ShepDM! (Today's storm count: 11)
TehAmelie: huh, there have been ine Jackboxes?
TemporallyAwry: How fast would you need to be traveling towards earth to watch a live-stream at x2 speed?
Orxolon: hello everybody!!time for the spiders to win again!!!
ihlendrax: *Jacob
hi_im_emily: throwback to the CDHC crossover episode where molly called it "can't jack horses club"
neisan2112: LMAO, Ben with the Ditto Pikachu
dweebert91 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 33 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, dweebert91! (Today's storm count: 12)
NewtyNewts: Let's not open the Cube. 'Tis a silly place.
ihlendrax: And why does my autocorrect want to use the Jakob spelling instead of Jacob?
spinebustertee subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 41 months!
spinebustertee: 41 months? That's almost half a year!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, spinebustertee! (Today's storm count: 13)
PhoenixMelior: eddaLurk long time no see LRRchats, how y’all doing?
TehAmelie: who needs all those dimensions right now?
NewtyNewts subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 19 months, currently on a 19 month streak!
NewtyNewts: Oh, also. 19.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, NewtyNewts! (Today's storm count: 14)
gnome_friend opens the CUDE
nyperold: Fluids pre-cycled, and I'm ready to watch & play -- in the audience, of course.
TheMerricat: Chat does anyone else remember when Jack box used to be you don't know Jack?
gnome_friend: Hi @PhoenixMelior lrrFINE
TheHunnehBunneh: authYay
smthng_dffrnt: "Hmmm I wonder why I am randomly hearing noises. Oh it seems the professional stream group LoadingReadyRun is going live like they tend to do."
hadderachprime: yep
TehAmelie: a cube has eight sides, you know
hi_im_emily: @temporallyawry probably like 0.71c? i dunno i haven't done physics in a while
mtvcdm: I remember when it was Jellyvision Games.
SnackPak_: we braising cude in here?
airylan: @TheMerricat that goes back a long time ...
Gascitygaming subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 36 months!
Gascitygaming: 36 months the three ye.... wait it really is the three year!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Gascitygaming! (Today's storm count: 15)
PhoenixMelior: @gnome_friend hello eddaHi
NewtyNewts: @TheMerricat Yes. It was a time before I played any of their games
saucemaster5000: @TheMerricat Sure do. Did not make the connection between the two for years
kusinohki: I vaguely recall playing a "you don't know jack" game. the ride??
Its_VeeBot: @TheMerricat I remember when Jellyvision wasn't just a Human Resources Services company.
gnome_friend: @SnackPak_ I hope so
benjamin_wheeler: Hi chat, best wishes
CaptainSpam: Jellyvision still exists, it's effectively the parent company of Jackbox.
Davlenagain subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 18 months, currently on a 18 month streak!
Davlenagain: 18 months huh? cool, time to start gambling
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Davlenagain! (Today's storm count: 16)
EDCBeerGeek: I played YDKJ2 back in college
TehAmelie: quick, everyone stand up and do a stretch!
They_Are_Alyx: Hi Wheeler!
serramarkov: Hi @benjamin_wheeler
hi_im_emily: yee and/or haw wheeler, hope you are well
Orxolon: pepperridge farm remembers
Its_VeeBot: @CaptainSpam Nope. They're separate entities nowadays, AFAIK
gnome_friend: !quote wheeler
LRRbot: Quote #7781: "This ghost is where my ape used to be." —Wheeler [2021-09-20]
fastlane250: For the longest time I only knew of YDKJ through the TV SHOW
CaptainSpam: I had nearly the entire YDKJ series growing up.
TemporallyAwry: @hi_im_emily PridePog ... nobody has ever answered that question before. Thanks XD
ebecotton: Happy 1am everyone, hi wheeler!
Its_VeeBot: @fastlane250 oof, that's rough
NewtyNewts: @benjamin_wheeler ThanksWheelerit'sgreattobehere
eshplode: It's been ages since I've gotten to watch Jackbox live. I'm excited to vote poorly!
Strebenherz: !findquote ape
LRRbot: Quote #7781: "This ghost is where my ape used to be." —Wheeler [2021-09-20]
matthaus_c: wheelerOok
SergeYager: duDudu duDudu duDudu
MAPBoardgames: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: consciousness and it wishes it weren't a box
nyperold: Yeah, and then it dropped off my radar until... 2-3 years ago?
hi_im_emily: thank goodness, not doubled audio this time
Strebenherz: Hype!
kusinohki: banger alert!
LordZarano: escher3DOOT jlrrCooltunes escher3DOOT
Its_VeeBot: gdqDance gdqDance gdqDance
Earthenone: im in a weird situation where i can watch live, but not vote
shurtal: everyone ready for shennans and/or igans?
enkor2113 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 87 months!
enkor2113: jackiejackboxybox!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, enkor2113! (Today's storm count: 17)
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
Alex_Frostfire: This intro still slaps.
gnome_friend: @shurtal IGAN?
Treble252 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 2 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Treble252! (Today's storm count: 18)
AnderKryst: jlrrCoolgame
matthaus_c: never reshoot this intro
NewtyNewts: No add-in this time?
arobinyouknow: certified banger into
TehAmelie: shenanns has been called
Orestes290 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 8 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Orestes290! (Today's storm count: 19)
Star_Lilith: @shurtal absolutely!
neisan2112: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
SkylerRingtail: So many guest friends!
bothendsburning: tipsyBoom tipsyBoom tipsyBoom tipsyBoom
eshplode: @Earthenone It's like an election when you're a teenager
BrowneePoints: oooo this is the Gayest Jackbox yet!
hi_im_emily: 'twould be neat if they refilmed the intro with new games but the same production value
BrowneePoints: I LOVE IT
PhorrestGaze: hello!
TheHunnehBunneh: It's a Daniel!!
SnackPak_: and Serge!
MAPBoardgames: LRR Friends!
TheAinMAP: Hello.
Gascitygaming: look at all the cool folks!
TehAmelie: hello friends!
matthaus_c: good luck AND high five!
Kramburger: DANIEL
A_Dub888: !findquote host
LRRbot: Quote #7080: "Think of me more as a frightened rat king in a sweater, rather than 'your host'." —Cameron [2020-07-29]
GhostValv: seabatClap
sheqesi: YAY! Jackbox day!!
gnome_friend: AND SERGE!
RayFK: #TeamDaniel
TheHunnehBunneh: GLHF!!
ebecotton: is it games? I bet its games
electra310: I couldn't hear Megan
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TheWriterAleph: lrrHORN
A_Dub888: benginWow
laikagoat: zoeyParty zoeyParty zoeyParty zoeyParty
Sage0fMadness: What an excellent slate tonight
ihlendrax: 500!
Its_VeeBot: The 5 years!
DiscordianTokkan: The Five Year!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The five year!
FacelessManAboutTown: replacement ben
GhostValv: that's almost 100 :O
TehAmelie: always BE closing
Rustpile: FBtouchdown seabatClap FBtouchdown seabatClap FBtouchdown
underhill33: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Sibwow: 5 years of episodes!
Its_VeeBot: We have one joke
mtvcdm: The one year!
NewtyNewts: GoodLuckHitFivehundred
mtvcdm: !patreon
LRRbot: 2724 patrons for a total of $20,584.49 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
matthaus_c: brought to you, bayou
hi_im_emily: support eSports
gnome_friend: !findquote patreon
LRRbot: Quote #5756: "Patreon dot com: Let's nuzzle some trains." —Beej [2019-01-23]
stevestein subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 47 months!
stevestein: 47 is the answer to life the universe and everything in the Star Trek universe, where Jackbox is called JaQ'bahk's
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, stevestein! (Today's storm count: 20)
Its_VeeBot: Chat has one (1) brain
mtvcdm: !store
LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun has a store! You can buy T-shirts, playmats, Qwerpline and Road Quest official merch, and much more! Check out https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ for the full catalog.
mtvcdm: !youtube
LRRbot: LRR's main channel is https://www.youtube.com/loadingreadyrun . For Stream VODs check out https://www.youtube.com/loadingreadylive . MtG vods and other MtG content are at https://www.youtube.com/LRRMtG . Tabletop related videos are at https://www.youtube.com/LRRTT . LRR Videogame videos (including Checkpoint+) are at https://www.youtube.com/LRRVG
mtvcdm: !ytmember
LRRbot: LRR has Youtube memberships. Don't know what that is? Well, as the video explains, it's another way to support LRR: https://youtu.be/bmdI0W2l9Zg
MAPBoardgames: I'm a fan of commerce!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
TriChronos subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 25 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, TriChronos! (Today's storm count: 21)
tehfewl: Money can be exchanged for Goods and Services!
hi_im_emily: ACTIVATE ULTRA KUDOS
mtvcdm: There's a Humble sale too, and
Dread_Pirate_Westley: That does sound like the kind of thing Graham might lie about.
Its_VeeBot: LoadingReadyRun: Give Us Money (tm)
mtvcdm: !humble
LRRbot: LRR is a Humble Partner! Go to https://lrr.cc/humble and LRR will get a cut of any purchase you make at Humble.
TemporallyAwry: SuperThanks is a great joke, that also happens to be a feature
colonelkreiner subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 65 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, colonelkreiner! (Today's storm count: 22)
LinearGif: As the song goes, hey big spender, get your spend on
Nigouki subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 42 months!
Nigouki: Sub to the screams
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Nigouki! (Today's storm count: 23)
Fanklok: I have never heard Graham tell a lie in my life
duckace11: who me? fantastic? you lie
TheHunnehBunneh: Jackbox time!!
TehAmelie: twenty large ones. that's such an unimaginable number. it might help to get some indication of just how many people that patreon supports, interrobang
Heckhoundbolt: "professional"
neisan2112: This is a "Lets try" stream
mtvcdm: !discord
LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
bothendsburning: Yay Survive The Internet!
hi_im_emily: survive the inner tubes
ebecotton: im always awed at the incredible production value of everything you do
AzaleaCloud: What's up gamers
Star_Lilith: woohoo!
matthaus_c: The Internet is inevitable
LinearGif: If you die in the internet, you die in real life
Its_VeeBot: I thought the room code was FOMO
laikagoat: almost fomo, damn
Juliamon: Oh my god is that FOMO
TheMerricat: is the code really FOMO?
Mister_BlueSky: The internet will survive all of us. HahaThink
Its_VeeBot: FOMD, sadly.
laikagoat: it's FOMD
JadedCynic: FOMD
GhostValv: FOM D
CaptainSpam: Fear Of Missing Donuts
SkylerRingtail: FOMD, but it really looks like FOMO
hi_im_emily: fear of missing doubt
AzaleaCloud: Fom-dee
TehAmelie: Dire Straits were right eh
SnackPak_: o7 Keyboard Cat
Kramburger: Uh mods the game just said butts, are you going to do something about that?
YeetTheRich_: Fear Of Missing D***
TheMerricat: dang :D
benjamin_wheeler: this is how I find out the cat died
Bengineering: having some major FOMD right now
matthaus_c: fear fo missing deez
ClodiumSoride: PartyBoy7!
laikagoat: @hi_im_emily seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
LinearGif: no fomo
GLHFMagic: keyboard cat was dead when the video was posted fr
FITorion: FOMD not I repeat not FOMO
JadedCynic: turn your screen resolution up folks ;)
karpma subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 21 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, karpma! (Today's storm count: 24)
benjamin_wheeler: @GLHFMagic so its a eulogy
AzaleaCloud: @Bengineering Fear of Missing Deckbuilding
PharaohBender27: Poor lrrPAUL
Its_VeeBot: We're here for you, PartyBoy7.
GLHFMagic: @benjamin_wheeler eeeeexactly, playing his own funeral, dark
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL lrrAWW
ChaoticObserver: Thanks PartyBoy7
orellien2773 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 66 months, currently on a 26 month streak!
orellien2773: Yay, Jackbox with friends!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, orellien2773! (Today's storm count: 25)
matthaus_c: Flag Our Means Death
JokerBoney: @benjamin_wheeler eulogists can't pi-ano
SmashTCG: haha, funny meme!
saucemaster5000: what is meme can never die and in strange eons even keyboard cat may die
Nydestroyer: Fear of missing death
Alex_Frostfire: It's very almost FOMO.
LinearGif: the code on screen is, it sure is
Graham_LRR: Remember when “check-in sites” were a thing??
mtvcdm: Buy now on your phones
northos: FOMD, not FMOD
Kramburger: Fear of Missing Doubt
raulghoulia: fear of missing doubt
LordZarano: Fear Of Missing Dis
DeM0nFiRe: FOMD is Fear of Missing Digimon
TehAmelie: this game is kind of ununtuitive to those of us just seeing the results. it's important to remember the order in which comments are commented upon
bothendsburning: If you have the Jackbox Audience Kit extension you don't even need the code.
Graham_LRR: Yeah, let’s geotag ourselves all the time
AzaleaCloud: Kathleen noooo you switched two letters
Rhynerd: Fear of Missing Des(s)ert
Star_Lilith: fear of missing dodgerams
nyperold: We just vote in this game, so sit back and relax.
YeetTheRich_: I am very fomd of all these people on screen
bothendsburning: For most of the packs, anyway.
Its_VeeBot: Ben was such a bed spiller, once upon a term.
GLHFMagic: OFMD crew stand up #teamedward
hi_im_emily: fear of missing dongles
Dog_of_Myth: Fear of Maximum Debt
Sibwow: umlauts
Inglonias subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 63 months, currently on a 4 month streak!
Inglonias: 63 months?! That's... That can't be!!!
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Star_Lilith: fear of missing doge,,, such an elderly meme
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: So, the point here is, you get someone's prompt, and you write a location that would be funny if that prompt was a review for
matthaus_c: Fear Of Munching Deez
Fruan: Fear of Multiple Dongles
bothendsburning: I think only Pack 3 and the new summer pack doesn't allow for the Jackbox Audience Kit.
Nigouki: oh god, I looked it up and Keyboard Cat died before I was even born.....
NarishmaReborn: elsepsis
Rhynerd: Fox on Main Deck
Nydestroyer: Probably my most disliked text style involves all texts ending with ellipsis. Not sure why but it just urks me LUL
ebecotton: thank you Paul
hi_im_emily: @star_lilith that dog is like 14 now
arobinyouknow: fun or maybe dread
ClodiumSoride: LRR's Jackbox set up is basically the best there is, right?
Fanklok: it even works on mobile!
AzaleaCloud: Flunged On Master Duel
TehAmelie: Fear of Missing Dream. Sandman's such a massively popular show right now, and yet
drewm1022: Fun fact, the ellipsis was once shorthand for the female orgasm.
nyperold: Or you can use the site itself, which is what I'm doing.
SkylerRingtail: @ClodiumSoride I've yet to see a better one, for sure
bothendsburning: "I've got a harder one here." - Serge
bytecaster: Facts or Masterful Deceit
Its_VeeBot: Free Handshake PogChamp
LinearGif: Don't you guys have phones
niccus: what's a phone
mtvcdm: Waiting on Serge.
JadedCynic: @Nigouki ...I was OLD before Keyboard Cat was even a meme...I'ma gonna munch on some ibuprofen right now
TheMerricat: you are not in fact the only one on a phone right now but you may be the only guest on a phone ;)
Heckhoundbolt: @Nigouki you are four years old?
havana_oonana: <message deleted>dfsjkfjiofwejiofejwfklwejfklrsejfklwesjfklwsejfweklfjwe
bothendsburning: LUL LUL LUL
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
Fanklok: Everyone bring out you cherry mx white switches
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a restricted area.
control_rig: O_O
GhostValv: :O
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
kujalet: LUL
mowdownjoe: lrrWOW
NewtyNewts: TOS
electra310: :O
Strebenherz: well then
drthvd3r: Does Meghan have an IBM Model M?
TehAmelie: George Takei voice: oh my
GhostValv: wowie
mtvcdm: Woooooow
NarishmaReborn: wooooow
A_Dub888: lrrWOW
YeetTheRich_: sheesh
DiscordianTokkan: DANG
Nigouki: Heckhoundbolt original Keyboard Cat died in 1987, the video was shot in 1984
AzaleaCloud: lrrWOW
Sethalidos subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 23 months!
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DiscordianTokkan: AND Ontarian!
Strebenherz: "Breaking bad wouldn't happen in canada"
bothendsburning: LUL LUL LUL
mtvcdm: Choosing violence today.
electra310: Emergency room would work too
hadderachprime: MAria spitting FACTS
Pharmacistjudge: so much medical stuff. pharma2Vial pharma2Vacc
DiscordianTokkan: HAH
GhostValv: :)
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
control_rig: Hahahha
matthaus_c: very good
bothendsburning: Yup, accurate
Sage0fMadness: LUL
Its_VeeBot: I love the delayed reaction
eshplode: The pause there was perfect
AzaleaCloud: Yes. American here. Can confirm. Also from Florida, so it's like double suffering.
control_rig: That took me a moment
Kaorti: loved the pause
NewtyNewts: Cake...?
YeetTheRich_: !findbutts
LRRbot: Behind you.
control_rig: 0 to Butts
Juliamon: The blue hour
mtvcdm: This is a tough one.
Its_VeeBot: @NewtyNewts (Cake is a euphemism for booty)
matthaus_c: LRR streams go from 0 to eating ass in breakneck speed
JadedCynic: oh Joey - you sweet summer child...
Dog_of_Myth: We go for speed on Jackbox
TemporallyAwry: #Phrasing
spawnofhastur: Isn't the advise "start with eating ass, and dial it back one?"
bothendsburning: It's either rowdy humour or no humour at all with Jackbox
Fanklok: Jackbox will go from 0 to eating ass as fast as possible
kusinohki: oops, placed a vote before seeing the last option...
LinearGif: But can we take it from bawdy humor to bawdy horror
SkylerRingtail: Glad to see we're in for a *spicy* stream tonight
TehAmelie: just in the hypothetical, what would be a worse place to have sex than on stream?
AzaleaCloud: @matthaus_c Can... Can we do quotes for chat?
Piecrust9: 221
ebecotton: at least 3
YeetTheRich_: top right
mtvcdm: Says in upper left corner.
stevestein: ER gets my vote, if I could vote
PharaohBender27: @NewtyNewts Slang for butt - it's why a channel I mod has automodded the term "pound cake" MULTIPLE times :p
JadedCynic: Wheeler's in the dictionary under 'phrasing' tbh <3
NewtyNewts: @Its_VeeBot I learned a thing today. Now I just need to find a cake shop.
Metric_Furlong: somewhere between 3 and 400 trillion
adept_nekomancer: It shows in the title bar -- 281 currently
F1SHOR: sergeHi everyone
SurfDownstage subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 39 months!
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hadderachprime: didnt know it was in the upper left corner. I'm in here twice
Metric_Furlong: give or take
bothendsburning: LMAOOOOOO good one
Orlantia: ~280 according to the Jackbox window
AzaleaCloud: Oooh lrrBEN with the biting-the-hand joke
Its_VeeBot: Appropriate quip from Todd
SnackPak_: there's more of us
DEATHlikescats: 🍑
Its_VeeBot: lrrBEEJ
mowdownjoe: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
YeetTheRich_: keep in mind the audience is monkes
LinearGif: bees?
matthaus_c: wheelerOok
A_Dub888: Let's be honest, does anyone REALLY know Beej?
NewtyNewts: B'nan?
Piecrust9: Give us bananas and we will give you points
CaptinOfBeez: Did someone need bees?
PotatoWraiths: FunderStorm is a really good pun
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Beach?
mowdownjoe: @LinearGif Bees?
matthaus_c: give beejnana
AzaleaCloud: Heather?
TehAmelie: does Beej even know Beej?
arobinyouknow: You Don't Know Beej
Its_VeeBot: @A_Dub888 You Don't Know Beej
saucemaster5000: I bet the person who writes Beej six times will win
gnome_friend: @A_Dub888 You DOn't KNow BEej
mtvcdm: After telling you about all the ways to financially support LRR, here comes the crowdfunding site.
duckace11: @A_Dub888 heather I hope
DEATHlikescats: love the click clacks
TheMerricat: Chat is not monkeys monkeys get bananas
JadedCynic: @YeetTheRich_ "No-no, chat. Work first, then banana." - Adam Savidan
LordZarano: lrrBEEEJ
Its_VeeBot: Chat again has one (1) brain)
ebecotton: beej/ bees hybrid
gnome_friend: !findquote banana
LRRbot: Quote #6573: "Botanically, bananas are a baby." —Serge [2019-11-14]
Himyul: the.... wool from the chaff???
JadedCynic busy at the loom
AzaleaCloud: ook ook
saucemaster5000: @TheMerricat Where banan
Orlantia: wheat from chaff
DEATHlikescats: freaking great line, that
TehAmelie: i have a banana in my very hand
LinearGif: when you herd where you sow
Piecrust9: @YeetTheRich_ Don't spread Adam's propaganda. BANANA FIRST
DEATHlikescats: wool from the chaff
ShaneLeeAtk: It aint't rocket surgery
WriterRaven: Hi friends! I hope I haven't missed much.
DEATHlikescats: @azaleacloud ah the Librarian approves
niccus: pandering will be rewarded
bytecaster: Though I'm not sure we are a representative sample, so this is hardly scientifically accurate
saucemaster5000: TehAmelie has Banan! Get them!
Fanklok: How many Emmy award winners are on tonight?
ebecotton: I love having Paul be funny in a disembodied sort of way
nyperold: Just the first round of the first game.
hi_im_emily: so i know who meghan and maria are, but who are joey and daniel?
gnome_friend: !findquote improv
LRRbot: Quote #5446: "I'm contractually obligated to go along with you, but I think that one's bad. But I'm agreeing because that's good improv." —Kathleen [2018-10-27]
YeetTheRich_: uh oh
mtvcdm: Man, who would ever do improv? So uncool.
Juliamon: WriterRaven We're still on the first game, luckily!
DEATHlikescats: @writerraven just showed up myself! so far so good!
Dog_of_Myth gifted a Tier 1 sub to edhrecast! They have given 1122 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, edhrecast! (Today's storm count: 29)
JadedCynic: @Fanklok the number is NOT zero...
Heckhoundbolt: so the game is insulting the entire channel
matthaus_c: @hi_im_emily Joey Schultz from EDHREC and Daniel Holt from WotC!
arobinyouknow: Serge has mastered being casually ominous
AzaleaCloud: Serge, you coward, don't apologize. It's Jackbox.
WriterRaven: @Juliamon Thanks! ^_^
A_Dub888: Kathleen "No Apologies" De Vere
JadedCynic: awww
control_rig: How DARE!
dumbo3k: Ah, I see Snerge is playing tonight
TehAmelie: H L Mencken, . 1900 AD: democracy is a philosophy that holds the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard
hi_im_emily: @matthaus_c thank you!
matthaus_c: <3
JadedCynic: Kathleen dropping truth bombs
TheWriterAleph: PogChamp
DiscordianTokkan: I think I saw that tweet
TehAmelie: well, somewhere around that time. i typoed
ebecotton: Oh Snerge
Strebenherz: F mimes apparently O.o
mowdownjoe: PogChamp
DiscordianTokkan: HAHAH
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
GhostValv: :O
TheHunnehBunneh: Here for this merch drop
control_rig: Yikes
mtvcdm: That gorilla needs to get a job
TehAmelie: tfw the gorillas are finding you too lrrEFF hot
Inglonias: I don't know anything about daniel but I would absolutely buy their waifu body pillow
JadedCynic: @mtvcdm or even a massage
AzaleaCloud: Didn't Robin Williams have a joke about that? @TehAmelie
Nydestroyer: Like all voting, ranked
JadedCynic: or a cold shower
BrowneePoints: where's Jin-Gitaxias' Elesh Norn Body Pillow?
YeetTheRich_: cancel serge
NewtyNewts: Etsy commission when?
TehAmelie: seems likely
DEATHlikescats: store.loadingreadyrun.com
mtvcdm: It was a really even contest there.
DaxStrife: Did Kathleen just call the chat God?
JadedCynic: we know what we like
benjamin_wheeler: let's get Beej to stock the store w/ dakimakura
mtvcdm: !youtube
LRRbot: LRR's main channel is https://www.youtube.com/loadingreadyrun . For Stream VODs check out https://www.youtube.com/loadingreadylive . MtG vods and other MtG content are at https://www.youtube.com/LRRMtG . Tabletop related videos are at https://www.youtube.com/LRRTT . LRR Videogame videos (including Checkpoint+) are at https://www.youtube.com/LRRVG
ViktorVonAmaranth subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 50 months!
ViktorVonAmaranth: dgh
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Heckhoundbolt: except Daniel, who has 7 points
matthaus_c: radio killed the video star
gnome_friend: !findquote video
LRRbot: Quote #4943: "Only Adam is good at video games." —Ben [2018-05-02]
ebecotton: it did kill the radio star
Strebenherz: @benjamin_wheeler First one has to be a beej daki
HbombAndFriends: Corgo69
AtrusOfMyst: Jin Gitaxis just purchased TurboTax, now our taxes will always be compleat on time
TehAmelie: i think you'll find chat meets most of the criteria anyone would put on a god
Strebenherz: @AtrusOfMyst okay i'm stealing that one
gnome_friend: lrrWOW @AtrusOfMyst
benquick7: cadetrFreakout
bytecaster: @benjamin_wheeler Front with long hair, back with the short hair?
Nydestroyer: I would hope they get a better nickname than the mugs
Fanklok: This music sounds like legally distinct Steady as She Goes
mtvcdm: Lot of quick entries.
GhostValv: "listen to my heart" my heart: "buttsbuttsbuttsbutts"
TehAmelie: or a God, even
Inglonias: serge are you ok?
Mattmitchell45: @AtrusOfMyst Not even that could fix it
dragonwarrior000 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 9 months!
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Nydestroyer: Also there have to be eldritch horror body pillows. That has to exist
PharaohBender27: "Let's do the Twist!" What is this, 1967?
CatTreeDreamCar subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 19 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, CatTreeDreamCar! (Today's storm count: 32)
saucemaster5000: my heart is always singing "Baby Got Back" as well
Juliamon: I don't know how the physics of a Bartleby daki would work but I'd buy one
Nydestroyer: Emrakul when
ebecotton: but what if dog instead of God
Inglonias: @Nydestroyer If they don't exist already, you must make that happen
Juliamon: Nydestroyer Can confirm there are
AzaleaCloud: Emrakul's gotta be a plushie. I want to hug the noodles.
gnome_friend: @Juliamon ...
serramarkov: '67 was a good year
saucemaster5000: I thought Bartleby just was an animated dakimakura
TehAmelie: i imagine a Bartleby dakimakura as a solid pink felt pillow
TheHunnehBunneh: Rooting for a Daniel comeback!
imdanielholt: <3 thanks I need it! @TheHunnehBunneh
mtvcdm: Ben, Kathleen outstanding.
DEATHlikescats: @juliamon I... would also be interested in that cursed merch
TimIAm: Hi I'm here about the boba
LinearGif: Is it possible to warm in a direction other than up?
DEATHlikescats: lolll
arobinyouknow: NO
TehAmelie: oof
matthaus_c: WHOA
NewtyNewts: Oh no
AzaleaCloud: lrrWOW
EmrakulTheAeonsTorn: D:
WriterRaven: O_O
Sage0fMadness: LUL
ebecotton: snerge!
ElektroTal subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 68 months!
ElektroTal: 68 months and i don't even get a shoutout
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Nydestroyer: Now we just need plushies of every Commander bomb so you can play yugioh IRL by playing your cards and summoning the plushies to battle
TehAmelie: do dungbeetles throw up constantly?
Sage0fMadness: lrrWOW lrrWOW
DEATHlikescats: lol
GhostValv: :O
YeetTheRich_: oof
mendokusai_jamesdean: axialRIP
control_rig: Hah
JadedCynic: I'm with Joey, TBH
mtvcdm: How is this Game ONE of the night
Strebenherz: BORED
JadedCynic: D'awww lrrAWW
AtrusOfMyst: Some say they are still twerking to this day
mowdownjoe: I am Groot.
BusTed: (Not Clickbait)
Sage0fMadness: n-1ce @ElektroTal
AzaleaCloud: These are so good
A_Dub888: I'm sensing a theme...
SachielOne: Tastes like chlamidiya
saucemaster5000: just too young....
raulghoulia: cake and twerking
TehAmelie: remember "true facts about Vin Diesel"? they predated the ones about Chuck Norris and Mr T, you know
n3ther: how are youtubers so good at it? Kappa
BrowneePoints: look, this is a very, very Queer Jackbox night. Lots of cake will be thrown
themlin: well, we found the through jokes
LinearGif: A real youtube title would have changed by now
AzaleaCloud: "I End Lives"
TehAmelie: i am here for hella queer Jackbox
TotallyNotaBeholder: Is the action insane or are the Seniors Insane?
TehAmelie: being hella queer
PharaohBender27 has to step away for a meeting, will hopefully tune in again before stream is done
JadedCynic: apparently everyone's warmed up fully now - this GREAT
carlosvdemex subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 11 months!
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saucemaster5000: Geriatric Heraldry is a thing I need now
outistynnan: finally get to jack boxes live!!!
JadedCynic: they're all good
rdbaron102: No Horses , Market Carts LUL
JadedCynic: it was a hard choice
mtvcdm: Such a close match.
matthaus_c: I windmill slammed the dying child
LinearGif: we have seized the memes of production
GhostValv: @matthaus_c D:
mtvcdm: a n y t h i n g
gnome_friend: Literally Anything
ebecotton: when snerge strikes
MAPBoardgames: I hate the photo sharing part
saucemaster5000: @matthaus_c yeah we know, that's how it happened
Dog_of_Myth: @matthaus_c Did it leave a mark?
TheMerricat: @lineargif sergePun
BrowneePoints: get it over faster obviously
TehAmelie: i read somewhere about the story behind that windows default landscape background. pity they never got any recognition
DEATHlikescats: just realized; I'd like to see a game where you make video thumbnails for YouTube and someone else makes the title
AzaleaCloud: !card Dying Child
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
NewtyNewts: Dying Child gets my vote!
AzaleaCloud: Dammit Gavin, get on this.
ebecotton: oh no
A_Dub888: Benjamin "All in on dying child" Ulmer
Korolan: When you said Windmill Slam, I interpreted it as Clothesline.
gibbousm: Ben and Dying Child, not quite as good as Ben and From Soft Dog, but its close
neisan2112: @matthaus_c Windmill slaming children? Sounds about right
Nydestroyer: Yea I was thinking of some make a wish involving a WWE star
arobinyouknow: what would a card called Dying Child even do?
TheMerricat: @deathlikescats I can't remember the name of the game off hand but there was one that was essentially late night anime fight that sort of did that they played it on stream a while back.
aZephyrSage: @arobinyouknow die
BibboTheFirst: Ah this is one of my favorites from this pack!
gnome_friend: @arobinyouknow sacrifice itself?
adept_nekomancer: @arobinyouknow Sounds like a removal spell maybe?
aerohydra: @arobinyouknow die and make a 1/1 ghost
AzaleaCloud: Probably accrue -1/-1 counters?
gibbousm: !card Blessed Spirits
LRRbot: Blessed Spirits [2W] | Creature — Spirit [2/2] | Flying / Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Blessed Spirits.
A_Dub888: !findquote child
LRRbot: Quote #6142: "Naughty child, go in the sea!" —Cori [2019-06-19]
arobinyouknow: that... makes sense
LinearGif: Fading 1
nyperold: @arobinyouknow I feel like it'd be a CAH card.
Nydestroyer: Serge after dark is great LUL
YeetTheRich_: @LinearGif oof
hadderachprime: !card the meathook massacre
LRRbot: The Meathook Massacre [XBB] | Legendary Enchantment | When The Meathook Massacre enters the battlefield, each creature gets −X/−X until end of turn. / Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life. / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life.
TehAmelie: sort of like Siri, there was a real person who created that thing and then big data bought it for an insultingly small amount
smthng_dffrnt: gmroll 5d20
smthng_dffrnt: wait this isn't roll20
Mattmitchell45: @TheMerricat What the Dub?
Sethalidos: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a mystery
Akaiatana: Am I on my question mark?
DEATHlikescats: @themerricat I think I remember one with movie captions and quotes but missed that bit. basically mines just TeeKO anyway
DekiSystem: oh my god
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That's not how you wear that.
hi_im_emily: ALL IN
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Morrigan9: jeeeeez
KaleidoscopeMind: mad verse city is "how does rhyme?"
mtvcdm: brb
bothendsburning: YAY SERGE!
YeetTheRich_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
NewtyNewts: Parachute time!
Piecrust9: More dying children to windmill
JadedCynic: Serge - that's so noble o7
matthaus_c: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
arobinyouknow: i see the dying child bit is gonna stick
ebecotton: he can't help it
Korolan: TOUCHDOWN
bothendsburning: He made a dark joke and I am so proud of my boy.
saucemaster5000: bodied
GhostValv: D:
saberpilot subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 30 months!
saberpilot: whoo 30!
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Strebenherz: pft
TehAmelie: when you wish uppn a star♫
AzaleaCloud: I feel called out
EmrakulTheAeonsTorn: Actually D:
Strebenherz: oh no
LoganAura: OOF
GhostValv: :O
Sage0fMadness: LUL
mowdownjoe: OH NO
hadderachprime: LMAO
tehfewl: YES
grimmarray: woooow
WalkingProfanity subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months, currently on a 5 month streak!
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Korolan: OH NO
ebecotton: Hahaha
CaptinOfBeez: I think ive been to that wedding
BrowneePoints: ah yes. Gilk
JadedCynic: um....
Strebenherz: giraffe milk
neisan2112: Uhhhh
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
grimmarray: excuse me?!
SurfDownstage: gilk
Nydestroyer: weird milk but okay
Koshindan: If you could reach.
DEATHlikescats: hot giraffe milk
bothendsburning: LUL LUL LUL
Piecrust9: Especially male mammals!
TehAmelie: that is clearly a feesh
Sibwow: ive got nipples greg, can you milk me?
DekiSystem: PrideLaugh
JadedCynic: beef, the other pinki meat
saucemaster5000: Having some trouble with our animals to day
GhostValv: :O
hadderachprime: @Sibwow beat me to it
Drasvin: You can theoretically milk any mammal. Though it might not always end well.
lithopseffect subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 41 months!
lithopseffect: that's almost that one number
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lithopseffect: that's almost that one number
LinearGif: You wouldn't milk a car
gnome_friend: !findquote milk
LRRbot: Quote #4724: "I accidentally milked a cow instead of lighting it on fire!" —Serge [2018-03-03]
hi_im_emily: @LinearGif bet
BrowneePoints: Start a Giraffe Farm, put up signs "Hot Gilk in Your Area"
AllTheWeasels subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 28 months, currently on a 28 month streak!
AllTheWeasels: What a stacked lined up this evening lrrSHINE
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saucemaster5000: @LinearGif sure I would. It's called siphoning
laundreydhull: tis patently Stoopid yet?
Kramburger: Era, or Error?
hadderachprime: Meet the Fockers
nyperold: Giraffe: when you want a TAAAAALL glass of milk.
CaptinOfBeez: give me a sec, i need to siphon my giraffe
laundreydhull: meet the parents? why would you?
n3ther: not the FCU
AzaleaCloud: LUL
AtrusOfMyst: The Meet the Parents Manga is really the better interpretation
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
Robot_Bones: A thrillogy
laundreydhull: gross; I think they all suck.
TehAmelie: Cow and Chicken taught me you can extract cheese from literally anything
JadedCynic: whale plaid Snerge
AzaleaCloud: SERGE WITH THE REDEMPTION
TehAmelie: so what then do you need milk for
mtvcdm: And it won Serge the game!
Gekyouryuu: 20th Century Fockers
public_key_reveal_party: Just got here, great to see such a lovely group of people here tonight
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
imdanielholt: NOT LAST
EmrakulTheAeonsTorn: gg!
mowdownjoe: GG Snerge!
bothendsburning: YAY SERGE!
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hi_im_emily: serge is too nice to even type "motherfucker"
LinearGif: It really went downhill after My Big Fat Meet Parents
niccus: gg snerge
Sage0fMadness: correct choice imo Serge
arobinyouknow: GG Snerge!
bothendsburning: You're going to hell!
Orlantia: Serge actual comedian
NewtyNewts: Snerge!
saucemaster5000: Also I'll be too busy jousting
Juliamon: TehAmelie The only cartoon to show proper appreciation for pork butt
bothendsburning: LUL LUL LUL
TheAinMAP: sergePongChamp
laundreydhull: the fockers suck, and I won't even bare any sympathy for the Fockers' actors!
Diabore: @BrowneePoints uh yup
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hi_im_emily: yes, he just goes by greg
Heckhoundbolt: LUL
ebecotton: such snerge
Natedogg2: Do you use the kids as bait?
bothendsburning: Congratulations on the dark joke Serge!!
GhostValv: it's quality not quantity :)
Gascitygaming: Never go to Holland with Serge, done
DEATHlikescats: so... today's meta callback will be unhealthy children
SaxPython: NotLikeThis
Dergib: The one thing we always learn from jackbox is serge really is snerge
hi_im_emily: drawful anime!
DEATHlikescats: ooh cool!
laundreydhull: Yes, Internet: Wins!
bothendsburning: Yay Drawful Animate!!
Pteraspidomorphi: Nice!
NewtyNewts: Drawing!
tyrsredritehand: Snerge strikes again!
themlin: calling it now, the through joke is gonna be serge with dead children or cakes
fastlane250: oh yes the rare drawful appearance
BrowneePoints: Drawful Animate is great! runs a bit longer, but it's great!
CaptainSpam: Drawful time!
public_key_reveal_party: Ben with the "yes and"
saucemaster5000: Ben is doing job A+
bothendsburning: It's like Gartic Phone
JadedCynic: art improv
CaptinOfBeez: oook oook
BrowneePoints: Gartic Phone is SO good
JadedCynic: oook
Sethalidos: OOK OOK
Fanklok: Be sure to keep your key frames clean
MAPBoardgames: Ook?
KaleidoscopeMind: ook?
They_Are_Alyx: Oook ook
LarkSachrosis: vargDong
hi_im_emily: we are troglodytes
SmoreThanAFeelin: ook ook
AtrusOfMyst: moxsyMODS
TehAmelie: *chants* time to kill! time to kill!
YeetTheRich_: wheelerOok
DEATHlikescats: ook
Piecrust9: ook ook
mowdownjoe: OOK OOK
Sethalidos: BANNANA?
ah_fantastico: Get out your styli
MacabreAurora: wheelerOok wheelerOok wheelerBanana wheelerBanana wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
Seth_Erickson: It was very funny LUL
ebecotton: ook
matthaus_c: wheelerOok
AzaleaCloud: My friends don't like this game but love Gartic Phone, I don't get it.
DEATHlikescats: OOK
Korolan: seabatOAK seabatOAK
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
TheHunnehBunneh: lol ope
BusTed: seabatOAK
mowdownjoe: GIB BANAN
arobinyouknow: ook...ook?
Seth_Erickson: seabatOAK
laundreydhull: Are Orangutans that degenerate to be compared with humans?
DEATHlikescats: PrideHeartR PrideHeartL
GhostValv: ook?
BrowneePoints: Ben didn't get THAT end infected
bytecaster: There is only draw
Sethalidos: CHAT WANT BANNAN
TheHunnehBunneh: Nope, unlike in Gartic
AzaleaCloud: Oh right, I forgot about the no eraser thing
Veraphage: Erase is for cowards
MAPBoardgames: Just do it perfect the first time.
aWabbajack: PixelBob CoolStoryBob
LinearGif: all you need is draw
mtvcdm: There are only messy crits
Korolan: wheelerOok wheelerOok wheelerBanana
tyrsredritehand: Covid first, then banana!
AzaleaCloud: That might explain it
saucemaster5000: Bob Ross is the law
nyperold: A... little bit? It's more like Pictionary meets Fibbage.
CaptainSpam: It's Drawful, Serge, not Drawsome.
JadedCynic: lrrFINE
MAPBoardgames: !badadvice
LRRbot: Have you tried turning it off?
DEATHlikescats: ctrl z
bunn_tech: Bob Ross would be proud
WriterRaven: Big mistakes you have to live with? So... my life?
YeetTheRich_: CoolStoryBob CoolStoryBob
Seth_Erickson: Yeah Erasing is for cowards real artists delete their art
ContingentCat: no mistakes only consequenses
Seth_Erickson: Or at least that's what Drawfee has taught me
CaptinOfBeez: do we get bananas now?
Heckhoundbolt: PixelBob
Korolan: @Seth_Erickson #DeleteYourArt
ebecotton: delete your art
gnome_friend: !findquote art
LRRbot: Quote #5696: "Look at this art." —Serge, on sheep [2019-01-08]
NewtyNewts: Gib Gibb pls
BrowneePoints: I'd love to see y'all do Gartic Phone sometime
Strebenherz: embraaace the dark side
Nydestroyer: the ones that pull out the drawing tablet and just wreck you
gnome_friend: sergeSheep
BrowneePoints: Maybe a special edition Can't Gartic Horses Club
Sethalidos: !badadvice
LRRbot: Are you sure you want to defer turn?
DEATHlikescats: bad art makes for better jokes
eshplode: A friend of mine is a painter, and she always says she's awful at the drawing games
laundreydhull: @newtynewts WAKE UP GIBB!
public_key_reveal_party: So if evil serge is snerge, what's evil Meghan
Fanklok: Garlic Phone would probably make a good Can't Draw Horses Club day
NewtyNewts: Can't Phone Gartic Horse
Heckhoundbolt: Merg
LinearGif: what kind of mulligan rules
NewtyNewts: Doesn't quite have the same energy as Can't Jack Horse Box
BrowneePoints: Can't Gartic Horses Phone
saucemaster5000: One quick Jack
gnome_friend: @public_key_reveal_party Mneghan
CaptinOfBeez: bens tech budget for the show is out of control
MurphEP: My favorite celebration
control_rig: HAHAH
tyrsredritehand: Toiletphone
laundreydhull: lrrSPOOP
BrowneePoints: that sounds like a shitty situation that would piss you off Ben
KaleidoscopeMind: the toilet shattered?
AzaleaCloud: Everyone send Ben rice
ContingentCat: oh nooo
NimrodXIV: LOL
GhostValv: D:\
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
TheHunnehBunneh: lolol
FITorion: The phone or the toilet?
Strebenherz: suspicious denial
laundreydhull: sup highlights!?
ebecotton: the toilet? shattered?
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
mowdownjoe: WAT
bobokiddo: the phone or the toilet shattered?
Tangsm: Maybe both shattered.
CaptinOfBeez: plumbers hate him for this one hack
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S0NICW0LF: 100 woo!!
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tyrsredritehand: Congratulations
JadedCynic: it was the PORCELIN that was hard and unyielding, Serge!
rdbaron102: More Fiber
DEATHlikescats: perfect quote
NewtyNewts: You won.
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TheWanderingNomad: How did Alex phrase it "with the force of a railgun slug."?
TemporallyAwry: !findquote cellphone
LRRbot: Quote #4886: "You rolled so bad you invented cellphones." —Ian [2018-04-16]
xVeinFirex: obviously Ben dropped a Nokia and shattered the toilet
bytecaster: Honestly, that sentence is still within expectations
SaxPython: NotLikeThis SabaPing NotLikeThis
Star_Lilith: genuine ask: does anyone else experience lag on twitch, and if so what do you do to combat it?
Nydestroyer: Congrats its an android
DoctorHutch: honestly the roaming is just uncomfortable
Nydestroyer: (phone)
BrowneePoints: Look, Ben eats a lot of nuggies, but not shit a brick level nuggies Serge
Korolan: Not only bad rates, but bad reception too
saucemaster5000: I thought it would be "I wouldn't shit out a Rotary Phone Serge!"
NightValien28: what kind of fiber do you eat to shit out a phone?
neisan2112: Joey with the PLUG
LinearGif: that's what happens after they inject you with the 5G
bothendsburning: Shaw would be a good name for a baby KappaHD
Strebenherz: jesus ben
MurphEP: Daniel's is so cute!
DoctorHutch: Dang Daniel!
aZephyrSage: if the phone shattered that easily, the toilet's where it belongs
Fanklok: Serge why are you pelvic thrusting
mowdownjoe: PIKA
JadedCynic: every avatar is CUTE!
raulghoulia: sweet transition
hi_im_emily: slammed that room code, thank goodness paul set the limit to 8
Korolan: WAHOO
NewtyNewts: 1% more Anime/
laundreydhull: what even is lrrWHEELER !? LUL lrrSPOOP NotLikeThis
Seth_Erickson: His thrust is like inverted it's wild
hi_im_emily: fuckin crisp rat
Nydestroyer: Serge is breaking his spine in his LUL
Korolan: coachn3Marionelly
viridimayai: Joey literally advertising. I love the shameless plugin! Shoulda been a dad joke
nyperold: Serge's looks like an xkcd character, specifically,=.
Calaban161: join the LOBY with IOBY
laundreydhull: It should've been Nelson and the studios name, Bionic Trousers!!
Luxatos: Dery, Dery, Dery?
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hi_im_emily: you won't find adobe here in IOBY!
rasterscan: No, that's normal for this game.
rasterscan: The prompts are weeeeird.
rasterscan: I got a bridal veil of crickets once.
DoodlestheGreat: Then after all these animations are done, David Zaslav will cancel them and put them in the Warner Bros vault for tax purposes...
neisan2112: What the hell does this audiance question even mean??
SmithKurosaki: @DoodlestheGreat oof
letfireraindown: @neisan2112 IDON"T KNOW!
LinearGif: evocation is a chump school
mtvcdm: Windmill slam Top Row Left
ebecotton: Paul saving the day
LordZarano: Infinite Oranges Boo Yah!
saucemaster5000: Yeah, that was... what exactly are we in charge of in this poll
nyperold: We're just flipping pages to make the drawing.
public_key_reveal_party: I think we're just flipping top and bottom halfs of the owl drawing in the middle
Nydestroyer: its a complement to Kathleen an an insult to everyone else LUL
JadedCynic: digi-archeologists will study and ponder these works for hundreds of years from now
Alex_Frostfire: Just a two-keyframe animation, right?
laundreydhull: @doodlesthegreat DUCK HIM. Let him own some other corners of Twitch! Somewhere in the US would be right down his alley!
NewtyNewts: Framerate is Two.
Star_Lilith: idk if i have the audience question, is it just the owl flipping for everyone or only those who joined later?
DoodlestheGreat: Ask Hannah Barbera, Serge. >_<
BrowneePoints: I found out it's "wah-cm" and I was SO unhappy
patfinder: this is suddenly turned into can't draw horses club
gualdhar: that's ok, Daniel has to win at one of these games eventually
Phailhammer: @NewtyNewts Two...what?
Korolan: frames.
JadedCynic: @Star_Lilith for everyone
mtvcdm: Serge doing the Funky Duckman.
DoctorHutch: can you choose to do more that 2 frames?
hi_im_emily: nope. you're locked in at exactly two
Korolan: Not Frames per second. Just Frames.
Star_Lilith: @Star_Lilith ah okay, thanks
ebecotton: duffman!
Fruan: We did it!
ClodiumSoride: "Artists", perhaps? Drawers are in desks.
matthaus_c: we pizza'd it!
Seth_Erickson: He's thrusting his chest without moving his hips at all. It's so uncanny LUL
aWabbajack: mrweebBadgerdance mrweebNarwhaldance
LinearGif: two frames, both alike in dignity
Sethalidos: Serge needs more paint
imdanielholt: @gualdhar <3
BrowneePoints: Serge drew like...a Prince music video
breadisbest1: 10
Korolan: Taaaaaaake.... On..... SERGE
BrowneePoints: Like, picture Serge's stick figure singing Kiss by Prince
mtvcdm: !venga
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nyperold: When I played Drawful Animate, I didn't draw myself, just the state of New York for the first frame and a bearded cat for the second.
hi_im_emily: jack the san francisco giant slayer
public_key_reveal_party: @nyperold is that not what you look like?
AzaleaCloud: Oh hey is that a tobacco plant? Because then this could be a player for the Tampa Smokers.
BrowneePoints: LOOK AT THAT CORGO
avi_miller: The Corgipede is back
ebecotton: is a cute boi
ContingentCat: the corigi centipide is so good
BrowneePoints: that's a Corgipede
EmrakulTheAeonsTorn: Loooooooong corgi
nyperold: Not other than the beard.
neisan2112: Naw it gets more cute, more to pet
northos: more legs = more cute
Dog_of_Myth: Pet the Corgipded
BrowneePoints: I have a D&D book where you can get a Corgipede
JadedCynic: cyriak is back on his shizzle, I see
hi_im_emily: hit submit!
AzaleaCloud: I agree with Wheeler, Corgi gets cuter with more legs.
laundreydhull: WARNING is the 1st last thing I'd like to hear 15 minutes before the world canonically ends.
ContingentCat: more beans is better
baskwalla: Man, that Corgi don't quit
ravenlord_xix: longer it is, the more belleh to rub
CaptinOfBeez: damn its longer than my corg
Star_Lilith: looooong, looooooong, COOOORRGIII
matthaus_c: *homerun seed*
niccus: has... junji ito ever drawn a dog?
hi_im_emily: memories of opening up a box of froot loops and thinking "wow, donut seeds!"
AzaleaCloud: This new Plant Link support is amazing Kappa
Gascitygaming: you know we were picking a sperm donor and we think we found some really home run seed
A_Dub888: There's no rule that says a Venus Flytrap CAN'T play baseball
Easilycrazyhat: Just wanna say I adore the Eldritch Corgi-pillar that constitutes the timer.
hi_im_emily: pea is stored in the mall
hi_im_emily: ball
hi_im_emily: whatever
JJ_Mickey: Hello folks!
mendokusai_jamesdean: the corgipede reminds me of the thing in Poppy Playtime
laundreydhull: like twelve of those minutes in I'd be like, "welp, I've been warned; guess I'll dye..."
NewtyNewts: Got it, yay!
hi_im_emily: that was so good
silverstar216: That's a very good name
Pteraspidomorphi: Got it!
DiscordianTokkan: Got iiiit!
DoodlestheGreat: YES! I knew the I on the hat meant something.
SmithKurosaki: Nice
34Witches: oh, the I on the hat was a giveaway
ebecotton: is so cute!
gnome_friend: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: biscuits!
saucemaster5000: Ah the fabled peepeepoopooman is here
AzaleaCloud: So it's Ben's new PC
niccus: aaaa console-senpai..
Easilycrazyhat: R O O P
hi_im_emily: oh she dancin
n3ther: the infinity corgi
LinearGif: what a lil darlin
YeetTheRich_: it's the :) with arms and legs
laundreydhull: I don't mind flirting with this said, ....microwave?
hi_im_emily: this is adorable kathleen, what a good drawing
BusTed: PokPikachu
AzaleaCloud: That is a GREAT Pikachu, my favorite of the avatar drawings
Heckhoundbolt: Likes it more than Split the Room Serge?
gnome_friend: CUTE TECHNOLOGY!
ComradeMik: maria's crown is so bright
laundreydhull: or what's that valve on the bottom right?
Nydestroyer: cuteputer
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hi_im_emily: cute technology!
SmithKurosaki: Loving Cute Tech
AzaleaCloud: Comcuter
matthaus_c: I remain ambivalent about my 'puter
hi_im_emily: double down on blank
swordmaster2551: puzzles
Angreed66: one of these is not like the others
saucemaster5000: Oooof Ben's living dangerously
mowdownjoe: COOL TECHNOLOGY
laundreydhull: wut doth dat even meme, lrrBEN ?
BrowneePoints: From Motherboard Russia with Love
NewtyNewts: It even says 1000 pc
GhostValv: damn daniel
TheHunnehBunneh: Get em, @imdanielholt !!
Piecrust9: Daaaaamn Daniel!!
NewtyNewts: It's definitely puzzles
BrowneePoints: I think that's a jigsaw puzzle
mtvcdm: Pew pew!
nyperold: 1000 PIECES
hi_im_emily: it's a puzzle heck
YeetTheRich_: 4Head
laundreydhull: a jigsaw?
JadedCynic: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Fruan: The secret is the real answer is the one that doesn't match.
laundreydhull: odd
AzaleaCloud: It says "poop" because there's no eraser
matthaus_c: bloodborne cookie
swordmaster2551: fancy fox thief
mtvcdm: Oh I think I see what it is.
Nydestroyer: Is it putting its eye on a cookie?
errorProne_: Lizard inspected spaghettios
Seth_Erickson: so this is one of the avante gard prompts right
LinearGif: which Beatles song is this
DiscordianTokkan: Mmmm, chaos nacho
DoodlestheGreat: Fancy onion rings?
Gekyouryuu: fun fact: the REAL titles can have spelling errors
ContingentCat: too much cookies?
niccus: licking all the frosting off the cookies
TheMerricat: high class dog eating radioactive spaghettiOs and a cookie
AzaleaCloud: @Gekyouryuu Yo, really? That's clever. That avoids the usual Fibbage problem.
northos: @Gekyouryuu every time I think I have a handle on how weird the titles can get, I find one that's weirder
fnoggchamp: I thought it was a monocle pizza
EmrakulTheAeonsTorn: I love spaghetti-os
laundreydhull: it's a civilian population being multiplied and burned alive simotaneuously.
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smthng_dffrnt: "It's caviar, darling" hits different
mtvcdm: It looks like an anemone to me.
mtvcdm: Or, like, coral, some sort of undersea thing.
Jadaris: put one of those beefy arms back on there for good measure
airylan: the sounds in this one are very good
mtvcdm: That's a fish on the left.
swordmaster2551: that caviar
mtvcdm: Got there.
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
EikoandMog: Oh, I see the cracker.
Sibwow: sturgeon general
Star_Lilith: yeah!!
n3ther: fancy... chocolate chip cracker
raulghoulia: I got pike from it
aWabbajack: xoxrobSpaget
DarthRagnar815: Simic slaw!
AzaleaCloud: Emrakul!
BrowneePoints: It's that one episode of JoJo!
gnome_friend: carcinization
Gekyouryuu: pastafarian
Nydestroyer: the spaghetti monster
ContingentCat: real fancy people eat caviar on cookies
mendokusai_jamesdean: Crab rangoon?
mtvcdm: Time for crab!
DoodlestheGreat: Spaghetti Monser before flight?
laundreydhull: g e n i u s
ElektroTal: it's a plate of flumphghetti
Stratavarius: Time to evolve into a crab
adept_nekomancer: Ah yes, Eldrazi Alfredo.
public_key_reveal_party: The ascent of spaghetti monster
errorProne_: I am SPAG BOI
emberBecky: creepy pasta!
Piecrust9: New dnd spell: Animate Noodle
Veraphage: This is a Pokemon
LithelyUnshod: Fighting Foodons?
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Nydestroyer: Transformer 60, its just spaghetti
matthaus_c: @Piecrust9 that's just called Playing a Bard
Dog_of_Myth: That's just a mimic
Luminaire_p: Ah, the McDonalds food transformers
gnome_friend: !quote wario
LRRbot: Quote #6676: "Wah! Nintendo is real!" —Wario [2020-01-06]
NightValien28: centicorg
BrowneePoints: @ElektroTal There's a Pirate Captain Flumph named Flap Jack in the new Spelljammer book!
They_Are_Alyx: Praise his noodly appendage
LinearGif: damn those spaghetticons
mowdownjoe: Beast Machines was... disappointing after Beast Wars.
Star_Lilith: Power Word: Spaghettimation
Rustpile: ah look, the upsetti spaghetti
LordZarano: Praise their noodly appendages
nyperold: Bistro Machines
GhostValv: well there were the transformer happy meal toys
TemporallyAwry: Crab Ragu got me, well done PridePog
hi_im_emily: cragout
raulghoulia: crab ragu is powerful good
gizmofreak1: @LoadingReadyRun was it Unicron paul?
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hi_im_emily: the GLHF crew cleaning up
Heckhoundbolt: Did Joey lie?
n3ther: but the crab ragu
Pteraspidomorphi: I loved religious dinner
AzaleaCloud: The ragu, mother
MAPBoardgames: Massive props for "religious dinner"
matthaus_c: phytohydra
TemporallyAwry: Hydras?
JadedCynic: I mean, the GREEN meatballs are gonna protect it from MOST people eating it ;)
gualdhar: I've seen this hentai
Piecrust9: @Heckhoundbolt No, they don't double up answers so someone else inputted his answer first and it told him no
neisan2112: Flower Hydra?
Xafty: hydra hydrangea?
Calaban161: Hydrangea?
mjiig: This is giving me flashbacks to diagrams from datastructure lectures
KaleidoscopeMind: hydra-ngea
public_key_reveal_party: If Ben just wildly misinterpreted the prompt, hello highlights reel
BrowneePoints: Nirvana's In Bloom
AzaleaCloud: @mowdownjoe They wouldn't let Rattrap for like six episodes and I was SO mad.
Koshindan: The phone got the crap scared out of it with the toilet talk.
Luminaire_p: hydra-ngea
AzaleaCloud: transform* for like six episodes
Star_Lilith: mom said it's my turn on the horrendous plant monster
Nydestroyer: @mjiig what is the big O of this flower
Heckhoundbolt: @Heckhoundbolt I meant he got it wrong
NewtyNewts: One of these will get so many points if it's not the actual prompt
AzaleaCloud: !card Phytohydra
LRRbot: Phytohydra [2GWW] | Creature — Plant Hydra [1/1] | If damage would be dealt to Phytohydra, put that many +1/+1 counters on it instead.
hadderachprime: @Luminaire_p That's what I put
AzaleaCloud: a GRAND SLAM seed, at that
DigitalSeahorse: a seedy drawing
zed_alpha: !guests
YeetTheRich_: ???
Rustpile: Oh thats an X, I thought that was an airplane lol
GhostValv: D:
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Pteraspidomorphi: :O
YeetTheRich_: wheeler how
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah that was my guess based on Ben's complaints :D
mtvcdm: HOW DID I GET THAT ONE RIGHT
NewtyNewts: Wow, really?! I thought it was the Orchid Hydra!
matthaus_c: that prompt SUCKS
AzaleaCloud: HWAT
EmrakulTheAeonsTorn: ?????
saucemaster5000: Ben got sniped
Heckhoundbolt: booooooo
CaptainSpam: That's Drawful!
Pteraspidomorphi: Me too
Seth_Erickson: Draw a clown Kappa
grimmarray: what a weird prompt
laikagoat: posing for a photo pulling a silly face
adept_nekomancer: Ben definitely got hosed on that prompt
Shadwhawk: I would have tried straw vs silly straw
Piecrust9: I thought that one was a bit odd
Nydestroyer: Free the slugs
DoodlestheGreat: Emergency leeches!
head_cannon: Wow, that looks like a perfect human answer of someone trying to be funny instead of accurate. How odd.
LinearGif: It's simple; we attack the Yeerk pool
DoctorHutch: in case of slugs break glass
wurmbane: murder flavored pop-tart
Seth_Erickson: this like termites wage war on wooden door
DEATHlikescats: in case of emergency, release shrimp?!
matthaus_c: GUNK SLUG
saucemaster5000: Those avatars are in on the loop
hadderachprime: Slug pop tart?
neisan2112: GUNK SLUG!!!!
TemporallyAwry: Gunk Slug PrideUwu
Kaorti: xxxxx
raulghoulia: ben
Kaorti: x
YeetTheRich_: let's go gunk slug
Luminaire_p: Break Glass in case of Scampi
DigitalSeahorse: Emergency Leaches!
gnome_friend: !card gunk slug
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mtvcdm: It's a family emergency
objectivefailure: gotta be scrimps
Seth_Erickson: I'm team last one
DigitalSeahorse: no wait leaches don't have antenna
dubbydoesdraw: SHRIMP. HEAVEN. NOW.
Robot_Bones: meanwhile Ben's avatar is very Flowey
neisan2112: OH god those were so gross
EikoandMog: Flush the Yeerk pool.
DigitalSeahorse: Emergency Slugs
mtvcdm: If your family did this, you'd be angry
ani_laurel: animorphs will live rent-free in my brain forever
Wolfii_TV: Break glass in case of phyrexians
Gobukiller: EVERWORLD!
BrowneePoints: Hey remember when they trapped a kid as a rat and left him on a small island to die?
BrowneePoints: Animorphs was fun
Gobukiller: I still think Everworld would make a good show
TheWanderingNomad: Wait someone else remember Everworld!?
hadderachprime: the spice must flooooow
ContingentCat: I'm always going to vote for the dune reference
TimIAm: I've been trying to remember Everworld for several weeks
hadderachprime: I got it!
saucemaster5000: ayyy Got one
underhill33: yeyeye
DigitalSeahorse: legless shrimps
TimIAm: I read like 10 of them in gradeschool and was convinced I imagined it
Gascitygaming: Gunk Slug, ben i see you :P
public_key_reveal_party: Oh hey it's me
BrowneePoints: Cori yesterday during LRRlympics
DekiSystem: oh is this serge windmill slamming kids again?
AzaleaCloud: Top 10 Baking Fails
aWabbajack: HolidayCookie HolidayCookie
ravenlord_xix: the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a shrimp is a good guy with a shrimp
MAPBoardgames: Some kind of sidewalk slam?
mtvcdm: Some kind of bakery slam
Ignatiuspants: this guy is clearly baked
Seth_Erickson: That's really good
Dog_of_Myth: Windmill slam dying child
BrowneePoints: wait 2 days ago*
objectivefailure: Baked baker
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Baking bad
DoodlestheGreat: Cookies with Macho Man Randy Quaid.
Calaban161: Tim-Tam
Gekyouryuu: bakery beatdown
Piecrust9: A vine reference? In this day and age?
TemporallyAwry: Tim-Tam Slam?
YeetTheRich_: "mom falls over"
Star_Lilith: come on and slam, and welcome to the s l a m
DigitalSeahorse: slam down for what?
LinearGif: I wish for a world without shrimp. Or maybe a world with nothing but shrimp
DEATHlikescats: @piecrust9 my thoughts exactly!
randombillfolds: I definitely remember buying Search for Senna at a Scholastic Book Fair.
nyperold: Are they... windmill cookies?
SnackPak_: wrestle grandma is good
AzaleaCloud: SOME KIND OF GRANDMA SLAM
BrowneePoints: Ah yes the Grandslam-ma
HadesLeprechaun: that's gotta be the one
saucemaster5000: It's like when tony stark announced he was iron man
Gascitygaming: She's a stunt granny
treacletart: I am the one who bodyslams
ravenlord_xix: the bodyslama
Nydestroyer: New youtube channel for an elderly
Darleysam: Grand-Slam-ma!
DEATHlikescats: so... no lrrSPOOP?
Darleysam: damnit
Gekyouryuu: slam-slam gram-gram
TheHunnehBunneh: 🥁
GhostValv: @Darleysam FBtouchdown
TotallyNotaBeholder: Agatha Fisty? Is that you?
Heckhoundbolt: Grandma Slamma
Nydestroyer: She seems to have suntanned her eyes
NewtyNewts: Give her the walker!
AzaleaCloud: This is a weird reprise of the Bloodborne Let's Nope.
e_bloc: Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100
Star_Lilith: instead of throwing hands it's throwing cookies
saucemaster5000: Wow!
NimrodXIV: wat
TheHunnehBunneh: lol
n3ther: so good
DigitalSeahorse: lucidCult_TK body slammin grammas
DiscordianTokkan: FBtouchdown
ComradeMik: it's not even a bodyslam, smh
DoctorHutch: if serge hadn't spoken up to hedge, he would have scored more points lol
MurphEP: My Spyro fanfiction?
DoodlestheGreat: Dragon meets platypus
mtvcdm: awoooooo!
eshplode: This game makes it so hard to metagame the prompts. So many are ridiculous
Nydestroyer: Spyro kills a lizard
AllTheWeasels: Spyro breaking TOS?
saucemaster5000: An excellent depiction of Dragonlingus
TimIAm: How two dragons becom e3
northos: Crux of Fate
34Witches: owo?
AzaleaCloud: Ummmmm
ClodiumSoride: clearly Serge plays Cookie Clicker
e_bloc: dragony
sirspate: gizzard ref incoming
Star_Lilith: real lizard vs pokemon lizard
AzaleaCloud: Is this allowed on stream?
mtvcdm: Frenzy check
Angreed66: kitty
ComradeMik: kitty!
DekiSystem: kitty!
coachNelly: floof!
Dog_of_Myth: Kitty
NewtyNewts: Mrow
Bladinus: KAT!
LarkSachrosis: HahaGingercat
They_Are_Alyx: BAXTER
SnackPak_: hello Baxter
gnome_friend: KITTY!
matthaus_c: CATTE
ComradeMik: so fluff!
SmoreThanAFeelin: hi baxterrrr
JadedCynic: hello Baxter!
mtvcdm: Hi Baxter
emberBecky: ohhh Baxter
neisan2112: CAT!
Gekyouryuu: there were enough grandma suggestions that it obviously worked
fnoggchamp: some sort of Not Good Dragon
affinityartifacts: i miss all these pople
zed_alpha: KITTY
saucemaster5000: kitteh!!!
AzaleaCloud: Baxter CoolCat
KeytarCat: !quote Baxter
niccus: a reasonably sized cat
momma_tatts: Baxter!
ComradeMik: smooch da mic
zed_alpha: and chat loses our mind
zed_alpha: I am also thoroughly catted
coachNelly: @affinityartifacts reasonable. miss u too
themlin: BAXTER HAS BLESSED THE STREAM
smthng_dffrnt: omg it's baxter hi
NewtyNewts: Catto
mowdownjoe: CAT? WHERE?
Seth_Erickson: all in on thrill of the hunt
Maltanno: I always read 'Kitty!' in Alex's voice
Nydestroyer: Fire Breath with Pog
LinearGif: there can only be one lizard king
ComradeMik: oh hey there's a game happening
EikoandMog: @Maltanno Oh good, it's not just me.
ContingentCat: !findquote Baxter
LRRbot: Quote #7830: "No one should be in the closet Baxter." —Kathleen [2021-11-01]
saucemaster5000: failed Death Cab for Cutie coverband
TimIAm: We are not hard to fool, Kathleen.
ContingentCat: !quote baxter
LRRbot: Quote #7826: "[repeated loud meowing]" —Baxter [2021-10-27]
affinityartifacts: @coachNelly <3
GhostValv: ???
matthaus_c: holy SHIT
Piecrust9: Where 2nd lizard?
Star_Lilith: @saucemaster5000 yeah it was the extra article that took them down
DiscordianTokkan: Eyyyy
mtvcdm: I've somehow guessed five in a row.
Heckhoundbolt: But he is not dead
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Daniel is Mr. Consistency here.
hi_im_emily: a nice round number too
ComradeMik: we've all been there. panic drawing dragons
whitebadgerwolf88: FBtouchdown lrrHORN
hi_im_emily: the double!!
NewtyNewts: Double crown!
ChaoticObserver: The Maria Double
eshplode: That's perfect though. No one would've written that since it wasn't in the drawing!
AzaleaCloud: Maria is double victorious!
Piecrust9: Maria true queen
TheHunnehBunneh: Yasss, gg!
TheAinMAP: 2020Victory
Heckhoundbolt: Maria now has three crowns
Nydestroyer: Oh no
Kramburger: Make a powerful story in the toilet
NimrodXIV: drop a cell phone
SkylerRingtail: Don't crack your phones while cycling fluids, chat!
saucemaster5000: But it will be
ComradeMik: i do need to make a powerful story. thanks!
aZephyrSage: it does though
Nydestroyer: Go create some deep lore
Star_Lilith: don't shit out a nokia while you're gone ^_^
Kramburger: Remember to hydrate after making a powerful story
gnome_friend: !findquote story
LRRbot: Quote #6407: "My story is that I'm really gay." —Matt Griffiths [2019-09-18]
Piecrust9: forgot I'm not watching this on YT and was confused myself
Kramburger: Also, take your meds and call your mum chat, she's worried about you
Nydestroyer: Cant skip forward IRL unfortunately LUL
neisan2112: If by powerful story you mean go and get food? Then, Yes
Star_Lilith: powerful food
Nydestroyer: untap upkeep food
neisan2112: @Nydestroyer I tried to do that too LMAO
gnome_friend sacrifices food token and gains 3 life
ComradeMik: @Kramburger i saw my mum on the weekend tho. she's fine
gnome_friend: !card thief of crowns
LRRbot: Oko, Thief of Crowns [1GU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Oko [4] | [+2]: Create a Food token. / [+1]: Target artifact or creature loses all abilities and becomes a green Elk creature with base power and toughness 3/3. / [−5]: Exchange control of target artifact or creature you control and target creature an opponent controls with power 3 or less.
Star_Lilith: untap girlboss upkeep
Star_Lilith: wait i got it out of order, untap upkeep girlboss, lmao
2Flower subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 108 months!
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Piecrust9: @Star_Lilith new button idea?
gnome_friend: untap gatekeep girlboss
Star_Lilith: @Star_Lilith oho if i see a button maker nearby i'm windmill slamming it
gnome_friend: @Star_Lilith like a dying child? lrrBEEJ
Nydestroyer: I still wonder why the ads want me to attend a catholic school. Target me better twitch LUL
AzaleaCloud: untap gatekeep girlboss shitpost dogpile kinkshame coverup
gnome_friend: lrrWOW @AzaleaCloud
saucemaster5000: @AzaleaCloud Amazing, got me real good!
AzaleaCloud: *bows*
thmanwithnoname subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 81 months!
thmanwithnoname: <3 jackbox is always a great time!
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NewtyNewts: @AzaleaCloud I think you forgot 'mansplain step'
CAKHost: (Me working on organizing my MTG collection to sell while listing in) Now on to the basic lands, those should be easy! Narrator: She was wrong.
AzaleaCloud: @NewtyNewts SHIT LUL
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: The first thing you must do whenever you are in this area is fight the badger.
gnome_friend: !card charging badger
LRRbot: Charging Badger [G] | Creature — Badger [1/1] | Trample
gnome_friend: Also, Bog Badger!
Nukified: badgers give zero shits
matthaus_c: we still don't have a badger card that makes mushroom tokens and I think that is a travesty
gnome_friend: If you kick a badger they give menace
AzaleaCloud: There might be one in Unfinity for all we know
gnome_friend: (Do not kick a badger)
Nydestroyer: who wins in a fight, a badger or a brushwag
smthng_dffrnt: @gnome_friend If you kick a badger you generally get your leg eaten off
matthaus_c: @Nydestroyer the brushwagg is almighty
gnome_friend: @Nydestroyer how much open mana do you have?
benjamin_wheeler: Chat, I've got a confession
Star_Lilith: especially honey badgers
AzaleaCloud: What's up Wheeler?
smthng_dffrnt: Oh do tell good sir
aWabbajack: mrweebBadger mrweebBadgerdance mrweebRockbadger
matthaus_c: wheeler has windmill slammed a dying badger before
benjamin_wheeler: I've never had crab rangoon
drewm1022: Is it not, actually, great to be here?
saucemaster5000: Is it that you need more cowbell? oh
AzaleaCloud: Mmmmmmmm
BusTed: pennyCrabgod
Nydestroyer: it varies wildly depending on where you ge tit
matthaus_c: voxyCrabdance
nightraven949: Wheeler I'm not mad im just dissapointed
saucemaster5000: Should try it -- tis good
BusTed: Are you curious about it? Do you like crab?
AzaleaCloud: That's ok, I don't like seafood, so me neither.
Nydestroyer: I hate it 90% of the time
imdanielholt: @benjamin_wheeler Have they all been Crab Rangone?
EOstby: I too have not had crab rangoon.
Sethalidos: new deck challenge for Ben, make a functional deck using badgers, snakes, and myconids
Star_Lilith: @Nydestroyer this ^^
benjamin_wheeler: I'll eat anything with a shell
Nukified: rip turtles
benjamin_wheeler: @imdanielholt wooooof
saucemaster5000: TMNT yum
BusTed: Give it a shot next time you have the opportunity, perhaps.
FacelessManAboutTown: Physical or emotional shell Wheeler?
Star_Lilith: they all crab ranaway
TheAinMAP: katesAir
slopoppotamus subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 65 months!
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NewtyNewts: The Gathering of the Magi
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gnome_friend: Meow
Diabore: no game sound
EikoandMog: I loooove this one.
Diabore: there we go
JadedCynic: oh serges fave <3
Simonark: Sometimes, though, right? There has to be SOME at each other's expense.
NewtyNewts: There's the game audio
Piecrust9: Thank you Paul
saucemaster5000: great game
matthaus_c: oh nelson would love playing this game for the first time
inaudibledaisy: meghan and maria are here, my day has been made lrrSHINE
mowdownjoe: Oh, where's Adam?
Nydestroyer: Wow I cant believe this is the first time @coachNelly has played this game
Diabore: too bad nelly isnt here, it couldve been his first time playing
Piecrust9: Hey Joey, how do you feel with AffinityArtifacts streaming without you?
TheAinMAP: sergeSqueak
imdanielholt: @mowdownjoe he's in timeout
coachNelly: I'M PLAYING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN SPIRIT
themlin: sergeSqueak
Feldheim_C subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 107 months!
Feldheim_C: ooo, just in time for Split The Room
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SmithKurosaki: hi nelly
GLHFMagic: chat can beat us oh yAH
LoadingReadyRun: Code is LQTC
NewtyNewts: Nelly, this is your first time as Audience!
matthaus_c: love you nelly!
Diabore: @coachNelly LUL
DoodlestheGreat: We've won this before, chat.
PotatoWraiths: I love that the audience is a bowl of fish
Piecrust9: @coachNelly Hope you have a great first game!!
Dalouer: is Kathleen muted?
Dog_of_Myth: Let's go chat
nyperold: We'll be voting on which word or phrase to fill in to our own scenario.
philippekav: to bad Nelly isn't there ... I'm sure he would like this new (for him) game
mowdownjoe: @mowdownjoe seabatNogood
JadedCynic: @Diabore oh yeah, do you remember that first time nelly played and won the game on his first time? Kappa
matthaus_c: @GLHFMagic we only care about beating the streamers at Trivia Murder Party benginTraitor
AzaleaCloud: Wait, Nelly, I thought you've played this before...
laikagoat: hmm
Diabore: 2
Shadwhawk: 3
SymphonicLolita: I say 2
EikoandMog: I think 2.
gualdhar: 2
saucemaster5000: I like our question
airylan: 2
NonUniqueGuy: 2 I think
Piecrust9: 2
DoodlestheGreat: 2
NewtyNewts: 2 probably
Shadwhawk: 2 is an easy 'yes'
silverstar216: I like 2
electra310: 2
Dog_of_Myth: 2
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Friendship will automatically expire.
LarkSachrosis: 2
themlin: def 2
cmdrzellgaudis: 2
ClodiumSoride: yeah, 2 is best option to split
TStodden: It's 3 for me
LordZarano: Let's Quickly Try! Can't.
Piecrust9: @LRRbot Excuse me?!?!!?!
matthaus_c: in a world where all the options kinda suck, 2 is the best
Orxolon: 2
Inglonias: dammit i picked 1
Diabore: 1 and 3 are easy not a chance options, 2 is the only possible split chancew
mowdownjoe: 1 or 3 feel like they can split. 2 is funny, but won't split.
DoodlestheGreat: 1 & 3 are a TAD too strict.
Manae: 1 and 3 both seem way too harsh
aZephyrSage: i think 2 is a little too easy
Dragoknight101 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 47 months!
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Angreed66: 1 and 3 are too harsh
gualdhar: 1 and 3 are too extreme to split imo
Earthenone: why did you steal amys food?
Nydestroyer: #nosponsored
saucemaster5000: yeah they never give us the great split answers, but 2 is funny
Rhynerd: I went with 2, 1 and 3 seemed like hard nos
Angreed66: nor are they funny
Dog_of_Myth: #sponsoled
ComradeMik: 1 and 3 are definitely in the "can't lose if you don't play" zone
EquisC subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 24 months!
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serramarkov: Kathleen is muted
SmithKurosaki: @LRRbot Clearly LRRBot doesn't know about ADHD friendship pauses
AzaleaCloud: REALISTIC CAT
nyperold: I do like a lot of their meals.
mtvcdm: I can tell you, this is a pretty tough one to pull off, mechanically.
Manae: Amy's stuff is great for my kid that's allergic to milk and egg. Loves the mac 'n cheese
JadedCynic: TBH it doesn't matter which of 3 it was, I would be incapable of doing the task so there'd be no reason to even try
FacelessManAboutTown: 2
Kramburger: Do You Press That Jar?
SkylerRingtail: Amy's as in Amy's kitchen? I remember reading recent news about maltreatment of employees
nyperold: And I'm not any stripe of vegetarian.
NewtyNewts: TBH was a great game the couple times they played it!
Gekyouryuu: sigh. my laptop died just over a week ago, can't afford a new one, applied for a best buy credit card to finance one, just got a rejection letter due to "insufficient credit experience" so now i'm s.o.l. for affording a new laptop. how's everyone else's day going?
matthaus_c: @Kramburger I don't like thinking about jars and pressure in the same sentence HahaSweat
mowdownjoe: I wouldn't mind another Push the Button on stream sometime.
EikoandMog: Ooooof.
laikagoat: windmill slam
SymphonicLolita: oh boy
Strebenherz: NO
Kramburger: FEET
TheHunnehBunneh: Omg lol
Dog_of_Myth: Nope
eshplode: wheelerFee wheelerT
public_key_reveal_party: yeah mom, get it
Natedogg2: But it's your mom.
Diabore: trick question, i dont have sical media
Gascitygaming: 100% yes
JadedCynic: I'm not a freak like serge; I'm fine with it
mowdownjoe: SHARE FEET
FITorion: I have no followers so...
NewtyNewts: I'm not a streamer, I'm not ashamed.
SmithKurosaki: FEET
EikoandMog: It's mum. I gotta...
stevestein: I don't know about you, but I for one love my mom
matthaus_c: wheelerFee wheelerE wheelerT
ComradeMik: mum's gotta get paid somehow
Angreed66: no matter the post no
cmdrzellgaudis: I do think Kathleen is muted
mtvcdm: Mom, you can't just share feet like that
hi_im_emily: absolutely. there are so many people out there who aren't internet poisoned that i don't think most people would even care
TimIAm: Mom's feet, now on Medium
DiscordianTokkan: Oh no, Mom, don't show feet, you haven't scoured the dry callous
LithelyUnshod: @LoadingReadyRun can you please let Kathleen know she's muted?
roadhog123: Kathleen continues to be muted
SnackPak_: respect the hustle
DEATHlikescats: and an OF
laikagoat: wheelerY wheelerT wheelerFee wheelerT
ClodiumSoride: I think Onlyfans takes care of that, Maria.
Dog_of_Myth: OnlyFeet
LarkSachrosis: Look, I love my mother and I'm about body positivity.
LinearGif: I didn't buy in when she got into essential oils, she's gotta learn some day
DoodlestheGreat: OnlyFans exists...
bubba0077: would being behind a paywall make sharing better or worse?
matthaus_c: my mom could set up a fansly
JadedCynic: The really creepy thing is - my mom died two years ago O_o
wurmbane: lol, your mom's behind a paywall
TheNewDruid subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 21 months, currently on a 21 month streak!
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Tangsm: Can you post it on the condition she let you set up a paywall?
saucemaster5000: perfect audience split
Piecrust9: Split the audience 50%
EikoandMog: That audience 50%
NewtyNewts: Split the Audience
Seth_Erickson: Listen my mom's done so much for me, what do I care what my feed thinks of my mom. I know the truth she's great and she deserves my help.
stevestein: Gang of mom-haters here
JadedCynic: 90% of audience ffs :D
AzaleaCloud: HELL YES
Nydestroyer: Rip split
matthaus_c: a secret PHYREXIAN agent
DiscordianTokkan: HELL YEAH, FUCK ROGERS
Nydestroyer: murderd
Dog_of_Myth: YES
adelius3: love over internet? I pick internet
NewtyNewts: Yes.
TotallyNotaBeholder: I ask how I can help dangit
Diabore: fuck i SUPPORT them
DekiSystem: I would help them, so yes
eric_christian_berg: I love her even more.
NimrodXIV: down with AT&T
public_key_reveal_party: windmill slam yes
Manae: slam that yes
hi_im_emily: burn it the fuck down
DEATHlikescats: yeah!
Gascitygaming: are we windmill slamming an ISP now?
Nukified: totally, they deserve it here
mtvcdm: Can I join them?
SymphonicLolita: my dad works for my local isp.......
TheThirdTail: Down with monopolies!
themlin: always
Piecrust9: UPEND THE MONOPOLIES
smthng_dffrnt: they need help
electra310: I will help them
Sethalidos: windmill slam
public_key_reveal_party: Can I propose again?
eric_christian_berg: Fuck Spectrum!
smthng_dffrnt: I will assist
stevestein: What do we mean by "take down" exactly?
Juliamon: Xfinity more like Xtinct
DoodlestheGreat: STUFF IT, AT&T!
HbombAndFriends: Comcast, you’re going down!
LarkSachrosis: The corporate one or the municipal one?
laundreydhull: may we ask why!?
mtvcdm: Down with Spectrum!
mendokusai_jamesdean: i dislike my isp. just cant afford a better one
BloodnBullets: I have other ISP providers
Nigouki: if they down the big 3 in Canada, yes please
Evochron13: if it means a *better* one coming in
adelius3: that is only SOMETIMES how revolutions work
JadedCynic: I mean...do you mean 'kill the ISP's CEO' or do you mean "destroy the internet"?
matthaus_c: they replace it with a community ISP
NotCainNorAbel: with one run by the CIA
Seth_Erickson: it doesn't say that Ben Kappa
AllTheWeasels: it's replaced. . . eventually
Nydestroyer: Same plus
AzaleaCloud: Spy internet is better than commercial internet!
LinearGif: how much is a secret agent's salary
Diabore: chat on the scorched earth plan
HadesLeprechaun: also theyve been lying for 3 years?
BusTed: From Get Smart?
MurphEP: Install a new ISP, one that's more nationalistic
VorlonScout: We have two. The good fiber provider, and Comcast. I know which I'm here to take down.
jedi_master_zll: bus TDS
TStodden: There's places that ISP's are virtual monopolies in the US, sadly.
SquidVorb: 5G it is
CaptainSpam: Okay, define "local". Like, only choice local, or local independent?
LarkSachrosis: Because eff mediacom
AzaleaCloud: Right, Graham?
electra310: Secret Agent... of Chaos
laundreydhull: that makes no sense lrrSERGE
niccus: if it was "local internet service" and not just "ISP"...
DEATHlikescats: didn't this JUST HAPPEN in Canada?
NewtyNewts: Kathleen all-in on agent of chaos.
JadedCynic: we all have our obligations
FITorion: softening up the place for invasion
corefluxx: So is this answer the "CanCon" for the evening?
A_Dub888: benginChaos
DiscordianTokkan: Take Down as in Force to actually USE the money instead of lining pockets
WriterRaven: I... like my ISP. Will they replace the internet with better stuff?
aZephyrSage: a few years ago i would have been all for it, but my internet got better
nyperold: Then they'll get foiled by Maxwell Smart?
Gobukiller: Now just picturing Graham as a spy
DoodlestheGreat: nd your child is a telepath.
NewtyNewts: Canada ISP always gets it.
TotallyNotaBeholder: Also I love my wife, that whole thing
matthaus_c: we all hate ISPs and capitalism
MrTheWalrus: We really, really dislike ISPs
Diabore: our hate of the isp trumps the fear of no internet
ComradeMik: back your spouse y'all
TheThirdTail: Your misstep was making it about the company
A_Dub888: If it means my ISP has to DO SOMETHING then hell yes
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
electra310: ha
JadedCynic: oh the IRONY :D
SymphonicLolita: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah
TotallyNotaBeholder: Excellent writting there
mtvcdm: what?
Strebenherz: yes
saucemaster5000: so goood
NewtyNewts: why would you NOT?
DiscordianTokkan: Windmill slam YES, I love irony
cmdrzellgaudis: No
Diabore: yes?
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
jedi_master_zll: I take it just for the irony
DekiSystem: PrideLaugh
matthaus_c: this might not split, but it's fucking funny
Juliamon: That would be *infuriating*
public_key_reveal_party: This is not going to split but it is hilarious
LinearGif: It's too bright in here
raulghoulia: there was time now
LarkSachrosis: Natural light? Hell yeah!
DoodlestheGreat: HahaShrugLeft HahaShrugMiddle HahaShrugRight
serramarkov: I will hang blinds.
Nukified: back to my corner
mtvcdm: This is where you go for the time bonus.
Fruan: I don't care if this splits, this is ART
gibbousm: but can you set up blinds?
TemporallyAwry: With headaches? It could be a view of anything and I'd hate it LuvOops
DiscordianTokkan: Every day you get to see NEW curtains! At a distance!
Nydestroyer: You get a really good job at an X factory, but are no longer allowed to use x LUL
Natedogg2: Am I not allowed to hang curtains, or is it just impossible for me as a person to hang curtains?
JadedCynic: no curtains? I'll just put up blinds ;)
Piecrust9: Downside not detected
momma_tatts: Plants have not been disallowed!
AndyFloury: But can you have blinds?
DiscordianTokkan: Blue Curtain Workers
DoodlestheGreat: BLINDS 4 LYFE
JadedCynic: sorry wheeler
Fruan: It's not that you're not allowed to hang curtains - you're too clumsy to hang curtains, and the factory is MOCKING you.
objectivefailure: I have worked in an office with no windows for 8 years. Give window.
gualdhar: corner office? of course! I get privacy!
ComradeMik: gimme that natural light baybeeee
Kipstar: imagine having an office...
JadedCynic: I need lebensraum Kappa
grimmarray: I mean I think depending on the factory they might just use your window for tests
Diabore: no, absolutely not
cmdrzellgaudis: Unfuck this house!
mtvcdm: WE DID A CRAPSHOT OF THIS
hi_im_emily: coming to HGTV this fall: unfuck this house!
niccus: corner office facing north is fine
NewtyNewts: Unfuck this house!
matthaus_c: the callback!
JadedCynic: CALLBACKS
EikoandMog: UNFUCK THIS HOUSE
Juliamon: Now *there's* a callback
Gascitygaming: so basically haunted renovated house?
TotallyNotaBeholder: And then call Beej
AzaleaCloud: They put HUB CAPS on my WALLS
DiscordianTokkan: Hell yeah, they can fight the ghosts that are already here
mowdownjoe: Not dying children?
Sethalidos: THEY FUCKED MY HOUSE
theevermist: This implies I have a house so slam that yes
gnome_friend: lrrSPOOPY
Nydestroyer: But what if its the winners
raulghoulia: I have a house?
eric_christian_berg: I can't click Yes fast enough.
Treble252: This presumes I have a house at the end of this as welll...
ComradeMik: unfuck this house!
SaxPython: YES #HouseSlippers
matthaus_c: free ghosts???
jedi_master_zll: This gives me a house! The most METAL house!
Angreed66: sorry but too much renovation time
public_key_reveal_party: My house: fucked
mtvcdm: They put Christmas lights in the toilet!
stevestein: Did the jousters consent to this use?
momma_tatts: My house is now impossibly rascist
DEATHlikescats: Bob the builder would like to help
TimIAm: You could use my own grandparents if I'm getting a free reno
AndyFloury: Sign that mortgage agreement
JadedCynic: who said they lost, Ben - they're just dead - old age?
A_Dub888: It didn't say the bones were from /alive/ jousters
AzaleaCloud: "Unfuck This House! We'll make it... fine." lrrBEEJ
wurmbane: those bones are fragile. they wont last a year
matthaus_c: I get a new floor AND I get to charge rent from boomer's ghosts
mendokusai_jamesdean: good haunted house idea
HbombAndFriends: We’ll make it… fine.
DoodlestheGreat: Yeah, it's more Monster House than Trading Spaces here.
LinearGif: They couldn't spring for younger bones? Not much for quality
Rhynerd: Being haunted by jousters sounds awesome
stevestein: So ... this is a herringbone floor?
ChaoticObserver: 3/5, not bad
bubba0077: like, just a pile of bones, or like planks made of bone?
corefluxx: Are we talking like a manufactured flooring that uses the bones as filler... or just like... the bones... laid out?
SmithKurosaki: @stevestein Only if James gets an axe
Jennie_Fuchsia: Listen rn my fridge stops my oven door from opening so…
DekiSystem: NO
theevermist: @stevestein no it's an elderbone floor
Kramburger: OH NO
Despoiler98: HELL NO
mowdownjoe: NOPE
SymphonicLolita: boooo
control_rig: Hurk
Kramburger: D:
Nydestroyer: 0/8
TimIAm: Shut it down.
AndyFloury: NO
NimrodXIV: if you can trash him
hi_im_emily: vomit. vomit vomit vomit.
eshplode: Nah I'm good
Dog_of_Myth: NOPE
SaxPython: oof
Piecrust9: NOPE
TotallyNotaBeholder: Cannot click faste enough to get out of there
JadedCynic: hell yeah - he gonna die SO MANY TIMES
NewtyNewts: So, expose the lies?
SmithKurosaki: NEIN
EikoandMog: NOPE
aWabbajack: The Chamber of Farts: Starring Elon
BrowneePoints: I'm gonna write SO many stories about Assassins hunting down Elon Musk
momma_tatts: Hell to the NO!
Treble252: NOPE
electra310: All horror and satire!
Ignatiuspants: oh wow...
Gascitygaming: how many ways can we kill him?
Diabore: can it be murder books?
DiscordianTokkan: Subject... Not Hero.
Winterfae: How fast can I hit no
ChaoticObserver: I mean if it is anything I want, then sure
KaleidoscopeMind: can it be murder
SnackPak_: dump on him
Sarah_Serinde: Didn't say it has to be *positive*
TheThirdTail: Hell yes, can't wait to trash Elon constantly
cmdrzellgaudis: Yes
Seth_Erickson: I can make the subject matter that he sucks right
WriterRaven: nope dot avi
TStodden: Oh HALE No!
ComradeMik: NOTHING SAYING YOU HAVE TO BE NICE ABOUT HIM
p3nguinkin: they had me in the first half there...
Angreed66: you don't have to be positive
ChaoticObserver: Yeah, doesn't say positive
ComradeMik: FUCK YEAH
AzaleaCloud: Yes, thank you, Ben, that's what I was thinking.
electra310: Drag him to HELL
Juliamon: You could write so many violent fantasies
LinearGif: wait a minute--who owns this company!
corefluxx: Criticism pieces count
ContingentCat: Yes! Prepare for so much stuff about why he's bad
MrTheWalrus: You're going to pay me to make fun of him? Sign me up
ComradeMik: trash that man
Ignatiuspants: as long as there's no requirement to make Musk look good, I think it'll be fine
ClodiumSoride: @theevermist also, boooo...
DaxStrife: I could write a bunch of Melon Husk horror novels, and I need a new job.
wurmbane: elon musk fan-fic
Driosenth: Just call me the second coming of Chuck Tingle
CaptainSpam: You can do hit pieces. It's still ABOUT him.
cmdrzellgaudis: I'm just writing terrible shitty stories about him
kalira77: yeah but you still have to think about him
Nydestroyer: I am guessing a lot
Gobukiller: Just use it as an excuse to write about all the engineers he takes credit for
KaleidoscopeMind: like how many ways can we destroy him?
electra310: Paul, you're thinking too small
TotallyNotaBeholder: Elon Musk and the Tradgedy at Mars Station
Natedogg2: Elon Musk - The Musical!
eshplode: Make a series of films where Elon Musk is the bad guy every time
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They_Are_Alyx: Can we make him die in increasingly horrible ways?
Inglonias: so much smut. So much
Nydestroyer: Everytime he tweets you get new material
stevestein: @stevestein One of the great MOC highlights of all time
Piecrust9: Wait can it be about the Rick and Morty versions too like Elon Tusk?
Gascitygaming: 1000 ways to die was a tv show for YEARS
eric_christian_berg: Waiting for Elon, Dangerous Musks...
Fruan: Musk Snuff doesn't seem very ethical, even if it might be carthartic
aZephyrSage: i got a backlog of fanfics ready to go
SquidVorb: Elon has A LOT on him
ComradeMik: you underestimate my contempt for musk
matthaus_c: even if it's negative I cannot be arsed to think about this man for a job
TheThirdTail: Can always do editorial work
AzaleaCloud: @Driosenth Pounded in the Butt by the California HyperLoop Scam
DeM0nFiRe: Saruman could be ELon though
cmdrzellgaudis: The real question is how well does it pay
HadesLeprechaun: you can also just...quit, when you're done
Luminaire_p: Elon Musk is the Mr. Body of my murder mystery universe
HbombAndFriends: Long Muskrat
Koshindan: "You must take the loop to Mordor!"
elah806: How targeted are you willing to be by Elon Musk
corefluxx: Just Write anti Musk Propaganda
Nukified: Elon is always up to something silly
JadedCynic: oh I got a VIVID imagination - Muskie can die in enough ways....
dweebert91: Write enough and he'll pay you to stop
head_cannon: You can just become a horror writer and constantly think up horrible things that could happen to Elon Musk.
Juliamon: Elon Dies At The End
Tangsm: A series of unfortunate events that happen to Elon Musk.
Spades_Slicc: Just transcribe that twitter account that posts when he uses his private jet
DiscordianTokkan: @Juliamon FBtouchdown
mtvcdm: 10 minutes is not a very long time.
AndyFloury: GO FOR IT
aWabbajack: how many punches?
NewtyNewts: Get boxed!
Rhynerd: Two won
JadedCynic: I'll just keep writing hatchet jobs until Musk sues my emplyer for defamation
hi_im_emily: our other options were "no food for 5 days" and "5 years in prison"
mtvcdm: 10 frames, 10 minutes.
hi_im_emily: literally no good options
TheWriterAleph: Jake Paul
CaptainSpam: A whole game of bowling in ten minutes?
DiscordianTokkan: The alternatives were... Worse
Seth_Erickson: Some might consider that punishment not a punishment.
FacelessManAboutTown: Can dogs punch you?
KaleidoscopeMind: can it be the dog breed?
Diabore: tyson fury
mendokusai_jamesdean: Butter Bean
blip2004: can you use multiple lanes?
bubba0077: I think most people would take the punch for $1M straight up
Sethalidos: @Juliamon please don't ruin that series by relating it to Long Muskrat please
Spades_Slicc: Doesn't say that you have other players
grimmarray: but you're bowling alone
SnowbirdMike: it takes me ten minutes to change my shoes.
Gobukiller: @Juliamon yes, but it doesn't end like the Jason Pargin book LUL
mtvcdm: If you don't get a strike, you have to throw again.
hi_im_emily: my average game of bowling is done in seven minutes
Spacecarl: is it chess timer while it resets?
Gascitygaming: doesn't say how hard
viridimayai: They don't have to punch hard
LarkSachrosis: I think waiting for the pins to be reset would eat up too much time
Rhynerd: as long as you get a pin
ExarSnow: bowling by yourself it's not that hard to do in 10 minutes
Piecrust9: I don't think we did it chat
RedRaptor: Does the 10 minutes include ball return time?
nyperold: I said the "no food" one.
thehokeypokey: I've never seen a bowling alley that can reset that fast
mtvcdm: A soft throw just eats clock.
Shadwhawk: Told you! Easy choice at with just a boxer!
KanisGamesTV: good ol 6/2
ExarSnow: 2 balls
A_Dub888: good enough
JadedCynic: told you 2 was too weak, chat
Tiber727: Just switch lanes every time.
Jadaris: every 15seconds if you don't get strikes
mowdownjoe: It's the 6/2 round!
Uzumaki15: it doesn't say you can't use gutter guards XD
saucemaster5000: we'll take it
DiscordianTokkan: Alternatives: No food for 5 months, or Jail for... 2? Or something?
Lysander_salamander: hello folks
BrowneePoints: Room Splitter 2/6
NewtyNewts: We're doing average!
Gascitygaming: whelp
JadedCynic: @Uzumaki15 yes, "you cannot use aides"
Jadaris: "you can't use aides" @Uzumaki15
corefluxx: You dont have to actually accept
themlin: sergeSqueak sergeSqueak
jedi_master_zll: I mean you don't have to accept the proposition
DiscordianTokkan: "I'll polish your dice"
BrowneePoints: He wants sum fuk
BusTed: This is an Indecent Proposal situation.
Strebenherz: "be his lucky charm"
mtvcdm: Can we punch this man
hi_im_emily: congratulations, you are the second person to ask what a proposition is on a LRR jackbox stream
mowdownjoe: WHEELER NO
Tiber727: @Uzumaki15 It did say no aides, meaning gutter guards. But it didn't sy you had to use the same lane every time.
Nukified: lol
NonUniqueGuy: You just have to let them proposition you. You don't have to accept it
hi_im_emily: which isn't a lot, but it's weird it's happened twice
Seth_Erickson: How do we know he isn't working for the casino though
wurmbane: thanks for translating
public_key_reveal_party: I'm no quitter
LinearGif: I always *might* win money
matthaus_c: I'd follow through
emberBecky: one other table winning isn't good enough evidence.. =/
AzaleaCloud: Is this "Lucky Charm" the Ying Yang Twins?
themlin: its a marriage proposal
bubba0077: this one has an extra layer, since 'proposition' also has another, gambling-relevant definition
NewtyNewts: Oh no, a 5/3!
mowdownjoe: NO, MY JOB
JadedCynic: this room is really decisive
matthaus_c: thank god
ComradeMik: serge if someone is propositioning you, it's because they want a result
elah806: NO
ComradeMik: not just to talk
viridimayai: no?
DiscordianTokkan: HELL no
DekiSystem: sure
JadedCynic: oh hella naw
Seth_Erickson: am I getting paid?
Lysander_salamander: yes
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
DoodlestheGreat: Screw NYC.
superdude097: Snap yess?
SymphonicLolita: bye new york I never knew thee
Its_VeeBot: How do I get off the island NotLikeThis
whitebadgerwolf88: serge it would be rude not to follow through
n3ther: can it be Beetlejuice
Inglonias: windmill sla yes
Alex_Frostfire: Are they going to give me coaching so I don't suck?
SquidVorb: nah
TotallyNotaBeholder: Oh noo.... can't go to NYC... oh noooo
matthaus_c: screw NYC
NewtyNewts: I'm no musicalite.
Angreed66: I can do without
Piecrust9: Am I gettting paid?
sfn____: like, remotely?
jedi_master_zll: I think I do this regardless.
WriterRaven: Sure. I'm in.
Seth_Erickson: Shit sounds like a good job to me
gualdhar: just gonna say it, FUCK NYC
airylan: do we just ... get the lead?
cmdrzellgaudis: As long as I'm getting paid
Tiber727: Easiest No of my life.
mowdownjoe: I work in NYC. I need this.
Asarena: Sure, sounds like a fun job
theevermist: Downside be in nyc, upside be on broadway
LinearGif: This sounds like it punishes Broadway, if anything
electra310: Hey, sounds exciting
DiscordianTokkan: If I'm Paid, MAYBE. Then they're STUCK WITH ME
jedi_master_zll: I do it and never go back to NYC
Feldheim_C: windmill slam yes
fastlane250: I'd rather be known for being banned from NYC for life.
TheThirdTail: This one is weird because I want the job, but don't want to go to New York
JadedCynic: who said you get paid? No one here works in musical theatre LUL
Scy_Anide: I live there so I guess I have to.
KaleidoscopeMind: on an actor paycheck
n3ther: but why would you want to return to nyc is the real question
Natedogg2: There's a role where I don't have to speak, right?
nyperold: I have no desire to go to NYC OR star in a Broadway musical.
BrowneePoints: HELLO i'm a STAGE ACTOR. I SLAMMED YES
matthaus_c: I want to star in a broadway musical, but fuck NYC
Jennie_Fuchsia: I know how much they sweat and yes
Uzumaki15: I got banned from NYC without setting foot in the city ever. cool NYC can sod off
Rhynerd: I’ve been told I can’t sing but heck yeah I’m down for starring those plays
mtvcdm: Broadway's gonna close SO MANY PLAYS becaus eof me
bishop_ftw: its the Spider-Man musical
BrowneePoints: Hello I get my dream job? YES PLZ
Orxolon: Rogers the musical
RedRaptor: Is it guaranteed that I star in it for 6 months?
Sibwow: i could do the producers
LarkSachrosis: An opportunity to break into one of the most competitive industries out there? Yes.
BaronVonPoppinOff: But what if it's spider man turn off the dark
hi_im_emily: even if i *wanted* to go to nyc, i have so much stage anxiety that i would fucking die on stage
saucemaster5000: weirdly the going to new york part is the bad part
laundreydhull: wait, you can get banned?
AzaleaCloud: Sorry Maria. :<
Piecrust9: You split chat at least
raulghoulia: new york is not worth it
laundreydhull: wut? no1
Rustpile: Maria, actively casting her next show during the stream
DiscordianTokkan: HAH!
serramarkov: I voted no
Nydestroyer: looks like its time to start a musical
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Diabore: damn right i am serge
ComradeMik: the bunch of theatre nerds want to be on broadway? shocking
silverstar216: If you're bad, nobody comes and you don't get embarassed. If you're good, everyone loves you, win win
FacelessManAboutTown: Crossing the streams: the musical
Pteraspidomorphi: I just don't like NYC
SaxPython: The power of musical theatre
Seth_Erickson: I drink the juice
aZephyrSage: i would be willing to star in a broadway musical, but not as an ultimatum
badpandabear: Everytime Serge
Gascitygaming: "supposed"
matthaus_c: forgotten mommy owo
DiscordianTokkan: Leave! It! Alone!
Sage0fMadness: LUL
JadedCynic: six months of your life, 0 income, no obligations upheld for a half-year, and your health ruined
electra310: noooooo
TotallyNotaBeholder: Am I british?
mtvcdm: I mean that's just Egypt
laundreydhull: Shut up! I'll take the ban, you chucks!
They_Are_Alyx: Slurp that tomb juice!
Seth_Erickson: That's in addition Benk
drthvd3r: Nah, I just have no interest in going to NYC.
public_key_reveal_party: lrrWOW
Seth_Erickson: Ben*
Angreed66: curses aren't real
JadedCynic: Wait, you mean it gets BETTER?
elah806: Yes! I am coward! as i get older i have made peace with this
Sethalidos: so an eternity of swamp ass?
YeetTheRich_: how long is long time?
DiscordianTokkan: I'm not a tomb robber, so NO
Uzumaki15: how itchy are we talking?
hi_im_emily: i don't care how not-bad the curse is, i'm not desecrating a tomb
FacelessManAboutTown: Stop being a colonizer, leave the mummy
RedRaptor: Would the fame be because we have a forever itchy butt?
WriterRaven: Absolutely not. It deserves to stay where it is. I'll still get the credit for finding the place.
jedi_master_zll: I mean I don't really get anything out of it.
Juliamon: Why would you want to be famous for plundering a tomb?
LinearGif: Moving the mummy for fame is already a quandry of two bad things
Driosenth: Ah, the curse of the hairy coconut behind
NarishmaReborn: transferring your own mummy is tough
emberBecky: I need to know how long. without that data, no
JadedCynic: I *am* English and naw, dawg
laundreydhull: getting banned from either New York is an accomplishment!!
wurmbane: a famously itchy butt
saucemaster5000: Ol buttscratch Ben
tranktippian: rectal crabs
ComradeMik: "famous"
Koshindan: You're not moving. Just providing the information to the people that will inevitably move it.
mtvcdm: Does the Egyptian government know about this?
CaptainSpam: Famous FOR your itchy butt!
Nukified: baby powder, you'll be fine
DoodlestheGreat: Someone get Ben the corn starch.
Piecrust9: Why are the pyramids in Egypt? Cuz they're too heavy to carry to England
head_cannon: You're rich and famous and unable to stop scratching your butt in public.
Gobukiller: Does this mean itchIER?
whitebadgerwolf88: how long is a long time??
corefluxx: External itch... or Internal itch?
cmdrzellgaudis: that's the real quesiton
flamewave7: if all the immediate family is dead, it's not grave robbing it's archeology.lol
DiscordianTokkan: The Tomb Robbing
Rustpile: good ol' buttscratch
laundreydhull: Banned from New York = Absolute Win
Feldheim_C: the mummy moving
airddragon: Mummy
matthaus_c: I'd move the mummy in its country of origin
serramarkov: The Mummy
SymphonicLolita: fair
Asarena: The mummy moving
Nydestroyer: The Mummy movie LUL
BrowneePoints: I lost a little bit of respect for him when he joined that super fatphobic and shitty Whale movie
Piecrust9: @flamewave7 define immediate family
superdude097: Nothing said the mummy had to leave Egypt.
SpaceBattery: thats true
LinearGif: Becoming famous also seems like a downside
TheAinMAP: You might meet Tome Cruise instead though.
laundreydhull: You don't get to be a city and take the New Year hostage, you Yankees!
JadedCynic: @Nukified you're so naive; there's things out there ('down there'?) that mere dessicants don't fix
Inglonias: 3
laikagoat: 3?
FacelessManAboutTown: 3
DiscordianTokkan: 2
AzaleaCloud: Naaaah, they canceled the Dark Universe. Tom Cruise wouldn't be there.
PharaohBender27: 3
matthaus_c: I kinda love 3
DoodlestheGreat: 2
Piecrust9: 2
DekiSystem: 1
head_cannon: 1 made me laugh.
JadedCynic: 1
airylan: 3
NotCainNorAbel: 3
Treble252: 2
Heckhoundbolt: 3
Driosenth: 3
SpaceBattery: 3
Rhynerd: I voted 2
SmithKurosaki: 3
YeetTheRich_: 3 is very good but won't split
TStodden: 3 or flee
themlin: 3
MrQBear: and here I assumed that your butt would get more itchy
LarkSachrosis: 2
theevermist: 2
mtvcdm: 3 would cause the biggest split i think.
gualdhar: 3 is funny but 2 will split
corefluxx: 2
Shadwhawk: 1
mendokusai_jamesdean: 3
momma_tatts: 2
saucemaster5000: 1 makes me laugh
NewtyNewts: 1 is probably gonna be 'said' by someone else
Dog_of_Myth: 2
Fruan: I think 1 would split, but it's the least funny
Treble252: 3 is very good but won't split
KaleidoscopeMind: 3 matches the energy of the other option
DiscordianTokkan: 2 will Hella split
mowdownjoe: 3 will split, I think.
matthaus_c: fuck the split, ALWAYS go for the funny option.
DoodlestheGreat: I'd be okay with 3, and 1 is just... nah.
Angreed66: Names are just identification anyway
laundreydhull: or you shouldn't anyway!
Nukified: okay? @jadedcynic
cmdrzellgaudis: I like 1
hi_im_emily: i wish this game had come out a few years later so that "x æ a-12" could be an option
Rhynerd: 1 i think will lose out, 2 seems most fitting for splitting, 3’s funny.
Piecrust9: Oh no we've been spotted!
FITorion: 3
Inglonias: SCATTER, CHAT
SquidVorb: 2
LinearGif: pick number 3, milord
bishop_ftw: 2
SmashTCG: 3
ContingentCat: !quote 3
LRRbot: Quote #3: "I'm always kind of freaked out by Cam." —Tally
serramarkov: 3
ComradeMik: strimmmer noticed us!
YeetTheRich_: !findquote gorilla blood
LRRbot: Quote #7969: "Chat, stop saying gorilla blood." —Paul [2022-02-14]
AzaleaCloud: *pulls the blinds to block Paul's view in chat**
mowdownjoe: SCATTER, CHAT.... GDI, Inglonias!
sirspate: They're on to us. We need to start communicating in skill-testing questions.
matthaus_c: oh NOOO, I'm TOO FUNNY
JadedCynic: @cmdrzellgaudis no, not really, and steroids aren't working anymore either...
Drasvin: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: scissor-lift mouth treasure
DoodlestheGreat: If you think that's fun, Daniel. wait'll you see us discussing things in Job Job.
KaleidoscopeMind: "turtle rubber"
aZephyrSage: 1 wouldnt work, but either of the others have a shot i think
Rhynerd: Shame we can’t also try to be psychic
Inglonias: kitty!
YeetTheRich_: wheelerMuldr
matthaus_c: CATTE
JadedCynic: can I just give a shoutout to the glorious 'idle animations' they have for this game?
theamc2000: Has anyone crissed the stream?
SymphonicLolita: hi mulder
matthaus_c: wheelerMuldp
LarkSachrosis: CoolCat
NewtyNewts: 'roar'
Orxolon: is that mulder?
nyperold: Now, if 1 were a Jean ValJean reference...
CaptainSpam: I still like that line. "Time is a real concept, and it's running out."
SymphonicLolita: I mean-
Diabore: sorry grandpa
DoodlestheGreat: GIMMIE THE MONEY
Piecrust9: Oh sell them for sure
matthaus_c: sorry grampa
DiscordianTokkan: If Gramps WANTED that who am I to say no\
underhill33: ez
SnackPak_: it's what he wanted
DekiSystem: blurthTakeMyMoney
public_key_reveal_party: I respect the game
Uzumaki15: what kind of material is couch?
NewtyNewts: Grandpa wanted to visit the slopes one last time
JadedCynic: gotta respect my ancestor's hustle
LinearGif: if wishes were horses, we'd all be stuffed in a couch
Heckhoundbolt: He wanted this
ContingentCat: grampa would have wanted me to get tons of money
SymphonicLolita: I mean my grandpa DID get his aches scattered
DiscordianTokkan: He ashed for it!
AzaleaCloud: Serge, what are these "inherit ants" you speak of? o.o
mtvcdm: Very similar energy here.
Natedogg2: Sew what?
JadedCynic: see I don't HAVE to sit on the throw pillows
DiscordianTokkan: So dusty
NewtyNewts: Sew ashes just like you sew oats
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NarishmaReborn: throw pillows for the granpa pillow fight
Piecrust9: Throw pillows are much easier to hide
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saucemaster5000: then grandpa does a kickflip
KaleidoscopeMind: no one went with charcoal portrait of grandpa?
SymphonicLolita: LUL
mtvcdm: Cheats! Big cheats!
Piecrust9: We should coordinate our efforts here
AzaleaCloud: That's cheating! LUL
EikoandMog: LUL
Heckhoundbolt: boo
YeetTheRich_: galaxy brain play
matthaus_c: BIG CHEATS
JadedCynic: see, I never sit on THAT couch
NewtyNewts: Cheaty
Natedogg2: Bold of you to assume I have two couches.
Nydestroyer: just make it a coin flip
Angreed66: watch this be 6 2
public_key_reveal_party: Big Brain Time
AzaleaCloud: Booooooo
dm818: You have another couch?
hi_im_emily: everyone votes other couch
Gascitygaming: let's not go to that chillis lets go to the good chillis
serramarkov: A couch will not be mine
corefluxx: no not that couch... the other one
Piecrust9: Thats what you get!
Redbassist: ah the illusion of choice
mtvcdm: Still 6/2!
Angreed66: called it
Pseudonym_Ken: See the first suggest that it doesn't have to be my couch
JadedCynic: no ben - these are FULLY WITHIN THE CONDITIONS OF HIS WILL; he gave you this option
hi_im_emily: ducktales
matthaus_c: bring back dabbing
SmashTCG: ANYTHING ELSE
DiscordianTokkan: They're ALREADY back, and I hate it
SymphonicLolita: ohno
WriterRaven: EFF rat tails.
EikoandMog: Ooof.
Earthenone: applewood smoked pulled pork
JadedCynic: cow licks?
NewtyNewts: Why.
SmashTCG: Rat tails Suck
ContingentCat: Noooo never again
DoodlestheGreat: Youch
HadesLeprechaun: rat tails never went anywhere
aZephyrSage: its never gonna be rat tails
Lysander_salamander: I saw someone with a rat-tail today and was so confused
Sogheim: I'm sorry, neither of those went out of fashion
JadedCynic: @SmashTCG not as much as muffintops
Nydestroyer: I honestly have no idea what low rise jeans are
DiscordianTokkan: Rat tails are the shittiest mullet
mtvcdm: The ol-6/2
Inglonias: I had a good friend with a rat tail.
frogomb: Hockey hair
serramarkov: I always wanted one, but never had one
SmashTCG: @SmashTCG hard dissagree, love muffin top
BrowneePoints: ffs some jackass brought back mullets
TotallyNotaBeholder: Perms are fun
SymphonicLolita: ok but perms are def in
MadmanOreo: bring back rat kings instead.
BrowneePoints: like my middle school aged nephew WANTS a Mullet
WriterRaven: To the Kiwis in the chat: remember the 'get a perm' ad?
JadedCynic: news flash, perms never left
mtvcdm: Did you know there's a mullet championship going on right now?
itmightbemikey: The smell of perm never leaves
hi_im_emily: YES
hi_im_emily: ABSOLUTELY
Star_Lilith: yeah i literally have a perm as we speak
LinearGif: that's the nature of perm, it's perm
FITorion: please define
tyrsredritehand: phat pants
Juliamon: windmill slam JNCO
NewtyNewts: I don't know what that one is.
Nuurgle: perms are permanent
aWabbajack: big pockets!
AzaleaCloud: "But you were in the shower?"
gualdhar: oh man I lived in JNCO jeans
Diabore: @mtvcdm i heard about it on the radio
JadedCynic: oooooh; nicely done...
Lysander_salamander: my brother still has his jnco jeans
Ignatiuspants: I don't know what those jeans are, but they must be better than rat tails
AzaleaCloud: "On the same day you got a perm?"
niccus: jnco never went away
TotallyNotaBeholder: I'm old and I understood this reference
bishop_ftw: YESSSD
RedRaptor: Is that a library in your pants or are you just happy to get JNCOS again?
DoodlestheGreat: I'd have tried "beehive hairdos"
ElektroTal: of course you lived in JNCOs. they were a goddamned nomad tent
FITorion: I have no Idea what they are
SmashTCG: THEIR SO BIG
jedi_master_zll: !card zilortha
LRRbot: Zilortha, Strength Incarnate [3RG] | Legendary Creature — Dinosaur [7/3] | Trample / Lethal damage dealt to creatures you control is determined by their power rather than their toughness.
ContingentCat: the kids need to know about cold wet shins in the winter
SnackPak_: big ass pants
Piecrust9: The steam delay is intense, I just reloaded and I'm still seeing the next rounds options before I see the results of the current rounds
JadedCynic: "I'll be back" "...only in ironic memes"
jedi_master_zll: Almost a 6/2
matthaus_c: takeaway is everyone hates rat tails
DiscordianTokkan: They're bad, but not RAT TAIL bad
Uzumaki15: apparently everyone hates rat tails
aWabbajack: or Dud
JadedCynic: dammit chat
Piecrust9: Nooooo 3 won out
Seth_Erickson: Tud is very good LUL
LarkSachrosis: So I put my walkman in my jnco jeans, which was the style at the time!
SymphonicLolita: chat pls
Rhynerd: 3 won
DiscordianTokkan: F, 3 won
BusTed: drawfeToddchamp drawfeToddpants
Kramburger: Tud the Stud
Inglonias: we did it, chat!
laikagoat: and you doubted us
frogomb: Luv Tud
JadedCynic: okay not bad
mtvcdm: 5/3 ain't bad.
AzaleaCloud: "Broski"? Did you mean "Broget Faced in the Shalet?"
wurmbane: Tud Ferguson
Treble252: Hey, we did alright
saucemaster5000: nice
laikagoat: other chat
NewtyNewts: We did better than average!
airylan: 5/3 is pretty good
fastlane250: chad broski lgioLion
EikoandMog: LUL
hi_im_emily: bust chut
TotallyNotaBeholder: Tud Broski - Alabama State
AzaleaCloud: Wheeler, that's Tedy Bruschi. Actual football player.
themlin: WE DID IT CHAT
BrowneePoints: Tud Broski is 100% a Chicago Cubs player
NewtyNewts: But not my vote
AzaleaCloud: Not kidding.
aWabbajack: Dut Sr is my Faddah
Sibwow: no that was oj
matthaus_c: get rekt Broski deniers
BrowneePoints: or a Minnesota Hockey player
aZephyrSage: "oh nooo, 3 won". yall lookin foolish now
KaleidoscopeMind: no mirror tud
Piecrust9: @aZephyrSage 2 would've done better, bet any money
Sage0fMadness: breyaBustChut
kumatsu: wow, Ben can afford an attic?
DiscordianTokkan: All my homies hate Dut
Kramburger: Tud Life
mtvcdm: Tudor's not as bad.
Fruan: Demonic Tudor?
ElektroTal: Tudwin
Lysander_salamander: down with the royalty
SymphonicLolita: tutter........
saucemaster5000: Tudley Doright
Alex_Frostfire: Tud // Tudor
NewtyNewts: He'll be everyone's Tutor.
airylan: tud or tudder
themlin: tudor is a banger name
baskwalla: The cow's tudor
PharaohBender27: Isn't Tud just the nickname for Tudor? sharkf11THINK
WriterRaven: I didn't choose the Tud life, the government picked it out for me.
DoodlestheGreat: TUD BROSKI: Man Of Action!
Star_Lilith: first son tud, second son twod
DrChillbrain: tudor nuts
Rhynerd: “Tudor Middlename lastname” is the last thing a tud wants to hear
kalira77: Ben is Tud's ride or die
Diabore: WE WIN
Piecrust9: We Win!!
Heckhoundbolt: yeah
NewtyNewts: Chut?
DiscordianTokkan: :O
AzaleaCloud: WE DID IT CHAT
laikagoat: we did it!!
matthaus_c: WE'RE WINNING?
ChaoticObserver: YES
theevermist: we win!
mtvcdm: WE WON
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
Cry0Dex: @LoadingReadyRun thats Tudor'ly ridiculous
CaptainSpam: WE WIN!
BrowneePoints: WE WON
Inglonias: WE WON!
KanisGamesTV: LETS GOOOOO
gualdhar: WE WIN!
silverstar216: We gottem!
EikoandMog: WE WON
Dog_of_Myth: Chat's in the lead
corefluxx: WOOOO!!!!!
bubba0077: YAY!
airylan: we did it!
KaleidoscopeMind: we did it!
saucemaster5000: Heck yeah!
mowdownjoe: WE WON!
DiscordianTokkan: WE DID IT!
NewtyNewts: We did it!
FacelessManAboutTown: we won!!!!
ClodiumSoride: Hooray!
Fruan: We did it!
A_Dub888: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Pseudonym_Ken: Hahah
Shadwhawk: Booya!
Drasvin: Woo!
DekiSystem: PridePog
Rhynerd: We won!
kalira77: WOO
WriterRaven: \o/
Feldheim_C: Eyy!
Orxolon: we won!!!!
Kramburger: WOOOOOO
electra310: WE GOT THERE
TotallyNotaBeholder: Heck Yeah
Treble252: WE WONT!
MurphEP: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
laikagoat: all hail broski!
UnnnaturalD20: sergeHolyMoly
XivXiyan: WE WON
tyrsredritehand: We won
PharaohBender27: FBtouchdown
theevermist: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
wizzo1138: GG
underhill33: lrrHORN FBtouchdown lrrHORN
NewtyNewts: Congrats Nelly!
Heckhoundbolt: WOOOOO
MrTheWalrus: Victory!
matthaus_c: benginDab
Orxolon: YEEEYYYY
SmoreThanAFeelin: WOOOOO!
head_cannon: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
NotCainNorAbel: seabatClap jlrrFacepalm
hi_im_emily: CLICK CLICK BOOM
momma_tatts: cpicsYay cpicsYay cpicsYay
SnackPak_: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Davlenagain: we won
Seth_Erickson: Let's Go Chat
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
e_bloc: Maria give us your crown
Piecrust9: FBtouchdown
YeetTheRich_: wheelerOok wheelerOok wheelerOok wheelerOok
MrMashadar: WINNERS!!
corefluxx: WE WIN AGAIN!!!!
badpandabear: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
Asarena: Yay!
LarkSachrosis: benginChamp benginChamp benginChamp
fastlane250: hooray 4 us!
Mischievous_Catgeist: we did it
FrozenNitrogen: WOOO
LinearGif: FBtouchdown
adelius3: WE ARE LRR NOW
Misslinnythebaker: whooo!
TStodden: We squaked the win!
Ignatiuspants: victory for us!!
TheAinMAP: Whooo!
Phailhammer: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
themlin: HYPE
grimmarray: XD
Luxatos: We're so smart!
whitebadgerwolf88: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ContingentCat: FBtouchdown
SpaceBattery: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Seth_Erickson: We get banan now right
Heckhoundbolt: BROSKI
NonUniqueGuy: WE DID IT
Orxolon: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
GLHFMagic: glhfmaGLHF glhfmaGLHF glhfmaGLHF
control_rig: Victory!
Natedogg2: We are legion
TheThirdTail: ohnoHonk
Heckhoundbolt: Yes
SmithKurosaki: LETS GO FBtouchdown
cmdrzellgaudis: It's our stream now!
Orxolon: apes together strong
matthaus_c: BROSKI WINS
PharaohBender27: Now we'll be INSUFFERABLE
SmashTCG: BOOM whos the comedian now!
Piecrust9: We've won twice
Forgotten_Lizard: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
theevermist: we win the hotel one not this
AllTheWeasels: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
saucemaster5000: Congrats Nelly!
SnackPak_: wow
mtvcdm: HAVE we ever won before?
Dog_of_Myth: GG Nelson
courtcharger: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
hi_im_emily: this is our second split win now
MrMashadar: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
tyrsredritehand: wtg nelson
momma_tatts: cpicsClap cpicsClap cpicsClap cpicsClap cpicsClap
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DoodlestheGreat: Well done, Nelly!
Nydestroyer: nelson wins for the first time!
laikagoat: @coachNelly seabatClap seabatClap
AzaleaCloud: GOOD JOB NELSON FBtouchdown
JadedCynic: \o/ \o/ \o\ \o\ /o/ \o/ \o\
cmdrzellgaudis: Go Nelly!
eric_christian_berg: Now YOU are the chat! Mwahaha!
DiscordianTokkan: We HAVE but it's been a while
gnome_friend: Congratulations Nelson!
stevefromdetroit: it's nelsons first time
WriterRaven: GG Nelson! Good job for your first time playing!
ContingentCat: we've won a murder trivia thing
nightraven949: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
wurmbane: tud ferguson wins!
Shadwhawk: We've won a Murder Party Trivia, but nothing else
hi_im_emily: we have two split wins, one murder win, and i think at least one other
Drasvin: I think this is chat's first win of Split The Room
Feldheim_C: lets go Nelly!
SmithKurosaki: We did it for Nelson, clearly
Orxolon: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
AllTheWeasels: @coachNelly thanks for the carry, coach!
Jennie_Fuchsia: Congrats, Nelly!
whitebadgerwolf88: we retire champion lrrSHINE
themlin: lfg chat
SymphonicLolita: we've won the dungeon one with spider time
A_Catastrophic_Success: We are no longer Chat, we are now Tud Broski
laundreydhull: never at "Split the Room", no?
LinearGif: Well there is no business like show business
JadedCynic: @aZephyrSage I still think my choice would have gotten a 4-4 split B)
stevefromdetroit: wicked
RedRaptor: Into the Woods
SkylerRingtail: Hadestown
mendokusai_jamesdean: RENT
mtvcdm: All hail Tud Broski!
corefluxx: Avenue Q
Welbog: Come From Away
TheAinMAP: sergePongChamp sergePongChamp sergePongChamp
silverstar216: Anastasia's pretty good
blip2004: Repo, The Genetic Opera
Piecrust9: I'm basic, Hamilton
Gascitygaming: Chicago
LadyManticore12: Into the Woods
Simonark: Man of La Mancha.
laundreydhull: TL;Dr I'll take the ban thanks.
Kadew_C: hadestown!
RuiFaleiro: Guys and Dolls
NewtyNewts: I'm not a Musical guy myself
spinebustertee: Cotton Patch Gospel
FacelessManAboutTown: Jekyll and hyde
DiscordianTokkan: Rocky Horror
Sibwow: larry david's producers
lucky_gal: Chess
Treble252: The Producers
puzzgeek: pippin
Feldheim_C: I'm also basic, Les Mis
code1300: never seen ne
corpocracy: Into The Woods
ihlendrax: Man of La Mancha
saucemaster5000: West Side Story yeah
SmithKurosaki: Rocky Horror
stevefromdetroit: oooh jekyll and hyde is a good one
Luxatos: Spiderman: Turn Off The Night
drthvd3r: Blues Brothers.
SciNerdRobb: Plays only. I’m with Kathleen
SymphonicLolita: I'd rather just watch an opera
SmashTCG: im glad there are no Cats Weirdos here
themlin: uggg so many choices
jedi_master_zll: It's not Oklahoma.
aZephyrSage: @aZephyrSage no chance
Inglonias: Doctor Horrible, maybe? I dunno
DentedPockets: I'm with Kathleen on this one.
themlin: hadestown
laundreydhull: No More New Years, Yanks!
wurmbane: Chicago?
codatski subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 50 months!
codatski: Hadestown always
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BrowneePoints: I think Kathleen would like Hadestown
eshplode: Do rock operas count?
airylan: Cats and Phantoms, despite the composer.
ah_fantastico: Phantom of the Paradise
Sogheim: is there a Halloweentown musical? I'd totally be down for that. but I couldn't do the Debbie Reynolds part, she's a legend
Farwanderer: singing in the rain
mowdownjoe: Spamalot
serramarkov: The Band's Visit
eric_christian_berg: Channa masala or chicken curry?
Piecrust9: Catherine should see "the guy who doesn't like musicals"
bishop_ftw: the blues brothers
EikoandMog: I actually learned the Major General's Song.
AzaleaCloud: Kathleen vs. Joey song battle?
Lysander_salamander: Beetlejuice?
NewtyNewts: No. Fun. Allowed!
spinebustertee: Joey assumes that somehow Kathleen is mortal
Natedogg2: Hating fun sounds like fun
Kramburger: Sounds like some's not a fan of the Mama Mia Cinematic Universe
theevermist: little shop of horrors
Inglonias: Actually, wait, no! Metal Gear Rising Revengeance is my favorite musical
SmashTCG: I prefer zanadont
momma_tatts: @bishop_ftw I second the Blues Brothers!
saucemaster5000: Also enjoy The Last Five Years
adelius3: streetcar
Alex_Frostfire: Friday Nights Kathleen plays Dimir decks. That tracks.
WriterRaven: @EikoandMog Ooh, I memorised it for fun! =D
NewtyNewts: Streetcar
Dog_of_Myth: Yet
Feldheim_C: Xanadu seems like it'd be a lot of fun to work on
eric_christian_berg: It could be.
ContingentCat: Streetcar named desire
EikoandMog: @EikoandMog Same!
hi_im_emily: serge please
TheManaLeek: Stelllla! Can't you hear me yelllla
objectivefailure: The Planet of the Apes musical is my favorite
TotallyNotaBeholder: I prefer the Simpson's Musical Planet of the Apes
DoodlestheGreat: Wheeler, ANYTHING can be made a musical. Just not necessarily a GOOD one.
azureHaights: I mean, I saw that Simpsons episode
BrowneePoints: Modern Musicals are moving away from the super fluffy over the top stuff like that, and there's a LOT of tighter ones like Hadestown or Last Five Years
LinearGif: Musical Tennessee Williams like, Cats on a Hot Tin Roof
spinebustertee: Or the classic Psychoklahoma
Lysander_salamander: Someday I want to see the Beetlejuice Musical
AzaleaCloud: Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius~
jedi_master_zll: I do want to see Shrek the musical
NewtyNewts: He can fly, he can fly~
DiscordianTokkan: Well I couldn't before!
saucemaster5000: @BrowneePoints Loved the Last Five Years
benjamin_wheeler: <message deleted>Company, JCSS or Assassins
PharaohBender27: Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
frogomb: You're a gal and I'm a fella
corefluxx: Joseph and the amazing technicolor dream coat
laikagoat: yes!
eric_christian_berg: Still waiting for a musical of Apocalypse Now.
themlin: the good ol clasic shakespearian phrase GET THEE TO A NUNNURY
gnome_friend: !findquote job
LRRbot: Quote #1131: "If I could pretend to be Beej for 10 minutes, I could get a job!" —Cameron [2015-11-18]
mowdownjoe: JobJob
DoodlestheGreat: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Diabore: ah yeah job job
NewtyNewts: Heck yeah Jobjob!
stevefromdetroit: schmigadoon is such a great show
Fruan: Jorb jorb?!
Ignatiuspants: LRR should make a musical
Earthenone: here i thought she was going to plug her radio show there
Kramburger: Jorb
matthaus_c: jobjob!
fastlane250: oh YESD
Gascitygaming: Also KAthleen has a music stream!
Dog_of_Myth: JOB JOB
SpaceBattery: job job!!!!!!
GLHFMagic: Fun Home or Pippin <3
JadedCynic: YAY JOB-JOB <3
fastlane250: i mean YES
head_cannon: jobjob
SymphonicLolita: jerbjerb
spinebustertee: jorb jorb
airylan: jorb jorb is great!
SmashTCG: how did NO one in chat Say le miserable
Rhynerd: Job Job!
corefluxx: JORB JORB
laikagoat: poster time
TristalMTG: @benjamin_wheeler F JCSS, Marry Company, Kill Assassins
BrowneePoints: @benjamin_wheeler Into the Woods. Hands down no contest. Getting to act in that show was a life dream come true.
DoctorHutch subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 56 months!
DoctorHutch: musicals are great!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, DoctorHutch! (Today's storm count: 57)
electra310: jobjobjob
Mischievous_Catgeist: chats favorite game
Star_Lilith: i feel like i would like musicals, but unfortunately a lot of people in high school would overexplain everything about musicals and it made me dislike most musicals
wurmbane: Spaceballs, the musical
mtvcdm: Job Job!
public_key_reveal_party: job job is a blast
Orxolon: dr zaius dr zaius pa ram pam pam dr zaius dr zaius
Sogheim: chat gets to make motivational posters
Alex_Frostfire: I definitely bought the pack with Job Job for my sister on specific recommendation for her.
JadedCynic: EVERYTHING in the office has eyes - look closely
ContingentCat: Hype indeed
Star_Lilith: ooh job job!
TStodden: They took our Job Job
TheAinMAP: sergeSqueak
RedRaptor: Is Jobjob the on with motivational posters in the background?
emboar2235: they took our jerbs jerb
ContingentCat: sergeSqueak
Feldheim_C: wait, if I had to pick one musical to act it, it'd probably be Little Shop of Horrors
Nydestroyer: sergeSqueak sergeSqueak
themlin: sergeSqueak sergeSqueak
AzaleaCloud: @wurmbane Isn't that just Springtime for Hitler?
NewtyNewts: Let's make posters!
bishop_ftw: @momma_tatts 💯
BrowneePoints: I did Little Shop in High School!
LoadingReadyRun: Code is CTOO
LarkSachrosis: Job job is transcendant
BrowneePoints: Little Shop is a fun show
Gascitygaming: nah, cause same
SymphonicLolita: hm.
ClodiumSoride: Chief Technology Officer Officer?
Kramburger: BEN NO
SmithKurosaki: We're the CTO now?
BrowneePoints: She fucks
EikoandMog: Ben is thirsty.
SnackPak_: a bit
Spades_Slicc: yes it is ben
Its_VeeBot: Nah, M. Bubz is wonderful
Rhynerd: Ctoo, like a bird
hi_im_emily: they are quite cute
Pharmacistjudge: I work in american health care. Fax machines are extremely important
rasterscan: They, not she.
baskwalla: She's very... moist
KanisGamesTV: Same Ben
saucemaster5000: She seems cool
underhill33: yes and no
TotallyNotaBeholder: Ben IS thirsty
Treble252: Weird is relative, Ben
elah806: she is explicitly not trying her best
BrowneePoints: They fuck*
Armstrong11139: I don't *agree*, but like...I get it
LordZarano: Chief Technical Operations Officer
kumatsu: Ben did you see they made a plush of this water cooler?
BrowneePoints: I forgot they are Non-Binary
hi_im_emily: note: they/them for bubz
NewtyNewts: @TotallyNotaBeholder lrrBEEJ
Its_VeeBot: M. Bubz plushies now available from The Yetee
benjamin_wheeler: <message deleted>Water Coolussy
Diabore: NO, WHEELER, OUT
Sage0fMadness: gdi wheeler LUL
YeetTheRich_: @benjamin_wheeler lrrFRUMP
Mischievous_Catgeist: they are a tall drink of water
JadedCynic: Bubbles is the funnest boss (not the BEST, but...they try)
CaptainSpam: It's motivational poster time, chat!
Dog_of_Myth: Wheeler, NO
mtvcdm: Note: everything in this room has eyes and/or a face
Naarius: Get the spray bottle
WriterRaven: Fun fact for those not in the know: the watercooler is Jackbox's first nonbinary character. M. Bubbles' pronouns are they/them.
stevefromdetroit: coolussey *
LarkSachrosis: Holy Fuck™ Wheeler
YeetTheRich_: lmao
SymphonicLolita: LUL
Nydestroyer: LUL BEN GOT DELETED
YeetTheRich_: get fucked wheeler
SnackPak_: fair
Dog_of_Myth: HAHHAHA
ClodiumSoride: If there was ever a character that should have a Funko Pop...
AzaleaCloud: HAHAHAHAHA
saucemaster5000: HA Get rekked
airylan: fish cheese.
DoodlestheGreat: Fish cheese
laikagoat: fish cheese
DentedPockets: Thanks Ben!
DiscordianTokkan: I missed what wheeler said!
aZephyrSage: a hero
ihlendrax: Goldfish cheese.
hi_im_emily: amazing!
Ryxiene: LUL LUL LUL
PharaohBender27: Fish cheese
CaptainSpam: Fish cheese
ContingentCat: fish cheese
n3ther: LMAO
NewtyNewts: Fish cheese
mtvcdm: Fish cheese
SpaceBattery: fish cheese
saucemaster5000: Fish Cheese
JadedCynic: fish cheese
Angreed66: fish cheese
FacelessManAboutTown: water coolussy?
Its_VeeBot: I'm not kidding. They're selling M. Bubbles plushies (alongside the Drawful owl), on The Yetee right now.
Kramburger: Jackbussy
NotCainNorAbel: fish cheese
ContingentCat: katesLol time for the chat to become nonsense
electra310: Fish cheese!
Mischievous_Catgeist: ben muted for saying it
Mcgwee: fish cheese
SmashTCG: Ben has a point though
TStodden: Mmmmmm... Cheese Goldfish...
Piecrust9: fish cheese
Dog_of_Myth: fish cheese
DiscordianTokkan: If your water cooler has a culture you need to clean it more
JadedCynic: don't panic about chat - you'll see what we're up to soon :)
Gascitygaming: fish cheese
kumatsu: wow, people aren't voting "Wheel" after what just happened?
SquidVorb: Or the question
FacelessManAboutTown: fish cheese
SymphonicLolita: oh I have cheddar goldfish crackers, thanks chat
stevefromdetroit: fish the
Riandisa: fish easy
MAPBoardgames: The desk STILL freaks me out
mtvcdm: And you can use the words from the question as part of your answer.
niccus: be moderately wordy, maybe even cussy
PharaohBender27: @MAPBoardgames EVERYTHING in this office is alive
LinearGif: Use good words, the best words
Its_VeeBot: Wow, they sold a LOT of these plushies in a short period of time
JadedCynic: @kumatsu oh the wheel is yet to come and there's plenty to fear there
ContingentCat: gold flabbergast
NewtyNewts: Soccer !
BrowneePoints: Soccer Flabbergast
WriterRaven: omfs there's an M. Bubbles plushie?!
DiscordianTokkan: Gold, Devil
NotCainNorAbel: gold devil
TStodden: Gold Devil
ihlendrax: Gold devil
Feldheim_C: I see anyone else who chose "Fish Cheese" are people of culture
TheMandrew: @MAPBoardgames thanks, i've never noticed the desk before. now i hate it
Star_Lilith: wheeler's chat got deletussied
airylan: gold devil?
DoodlestheGreat: gold devil
YeetTheRich_: soccer devil
mtvcdm: Soccer flabbergast
Pteraspidomorphi: Gold me
electra310: Gold Flabbergast
PharaohBender27: Gold devil
JadedCynic: gold devil
saucemaster5000: I went gold devil
stevefromdetroit: gold you
LinearGif: gold !
Mindfire13: Gold Me
JadedCynic: Chat made that!
CaptainSpam: gold me
Its_VeeBot: @WriterRaven Yup! And also the Drawful owl.
LarkSachrosis: !
Mcgwee: hold devil
Dog_of_Myth: Stadium flabbergast
LordZarano: Gold you
TehAmelie: seasons don't fear the cheese, nor does the sun and the wind and the rain. well, maybe the wind
MAPBoardgames: @TheMandrew heh heh heh spinaBad
nyperold: Meanwhile, we'll be generating motivational posters by choosing a picture out of two pictures, and a word out of a sentence.
gnome_friend: Stand against the
NewtyNewts: The Cheese Stands Alone.
SmashTCG: that desk is Horrifying
Mcgwee: auto correct is killing my snalls
TehAmelie: fart jokes!
stevefromdetroit: the desk is a good them
LinearGif: this is getting out of hand, now there are three of them
DEATHlikescats: @tehamelie cheese wind
Nydestroyer: cant wait for the next person to point out the dots because the missed paul saying it for the second time LUL
jaqofspades: Is Maria the the monarch?
SymphonicLolita: perfect
LarkSachrosis: That is never not upsetting
TehAmelie: my flabbergast is evenly spirited
Rhynerd: Dang, I was hoping for maintain devil
emberBecky: aw devil was better
JadedCynic: see, Maria gets it! SeemsGood
NewtyNewts: I quite liked Me
gnome_friend: Stand against the devil!
Raincoast_Bear: Maintaining the Flabbergast is a full time job, though!
drthvd3r: I was a fan of "it".
Nydestroyer: Flabbergast is also the name of my next dnd wizard
NewtyNewts: @gnome_friend Watch and play
Star_Lilith: oh no, they've gasted my flabber!
TehAmelie: flabbergast is kind of an onomatopoetic word. just consider the "gast" part means spirit, ghost
SaxPython: Don't blow your flabbergasket
NewtyNewts: Reminds me so much of my elementary/middle school days...
Feldheim_C: wait, is that poster what "L'Estasi Dell'oro"'s about?
laikagoat: hi five jenna
SmashTCG: BABY BABY BABY BABY
ContingentCat: sunset why
DoodlestheGreat: yoga jenna
gnome_friend: The watercooler is Mark Rosewater
mtvcdm: Yoga jenna
airylan: yoga why
saucemaster5000: lectured is great
DiscordianTokkan: High Five, By
Diabore: yoga jenna
NotCainNorAbel: high five jenna
Pteraspidomorphi: Jenna!
LinearGif: yoga jenna
NonUniqueGuy: Jenna
ihlendrax: Sunset Jenna
CaptainSpam: yoga jenna
PharaohBender27: High-five wht
Piecrust9: sunset jenna
Gascitygaming: high five jenna
NewtyNewts: Yoga jenna
JadedCynic: yoga jenna
Snowcookies: yoga why
Dog_of_Myth: high five jenna
SmashTCG: Idea, Jnco Yoga Jeans
SpaceBattery: Yoga Jenna
Angreed66: yoga jenna
DEATHlikescats: highfive why
aZephyrSage: i aspire to be the jenna
hi_im_emily: high five comma
emberBecky: I did high five jenna
bishop_ftw: yoga jeenna
MAPBoardgames: are these words from the players?
SmithKurosaki: I think Jenna is gonna be the tet
TehAmelie: these background posters is making me want to rewatch Annihilation
themlin: yoga jenna
LinearGif: ah, the two gendas
NonUniqueGuy: @MAPBoardgames No
stevefromdetroit: sounds like train noises
LordZarano: Hi5 why
viviwinter: why
gnome_friend: lrrWOW @LinearGif
BusTed: thejen9Jest
emonotony: Those sound like SF2 attack names
public_key_reveal_party: @LinearGif lrrWOW
wurmbane: sunset why
hi_im_emily: the two jennas
themlin: shhh paul, dont give away our secrets
DiscordianTokkan: I STILL say By is good, but I have several friends from Newfoundland
Star_Lilith: @LinearGif jennders
airylan: hose spider
Nigouki: pipe spider
theevermist: pipe spider
spinebustertee: water spider
NewtyNewts: Walk Spider
NotCainNorAbel: water I
saucemaster5000: pipe spider
TStodden: Whatever Spider
Gascitygaming: pipe spider
ContingentCat: pipe don't
fastlane250: don't
JadedCynic: pipe people
DiscordianTokkan: Hose Spider
laikagoat: water spider
PotatoWraiths: we are all Jenna on this glorious day
Sage0fMadness: pipe don't
MAPBoardgames: cliff don't
Drasvin: pipe spider
SpaceBattery: pipe spider
NonUniqueGuy: People
gnome_friend: !card spider spawning
LRRbot: Spider Spawning [4G] | Sorcery | Create a 1/2 green Spider creature token with reach for each creature card in your graveyard. / Flashback {6}{B}
Lysander_salamander: don't
wurmbane: spider
themlin: water spider
WriterRaven: Pipe people.
emberBecky: wooo you're the jenna
LidofLoathing: people spier
ihlendrax: Water people
LidofLoathing: spider
Mcgwee: people spider
serramarkov: pipe people
CaptainSpam: water people
PharaohBender27: water people
Dog_of_Myth: people spider
BrowneePoints: Water spider
saucemaster5000: pipe people is very funny
hi_im_emily: pipe don't
stevefromdetroit: water people
mtvcdm: !quote 7969
LRRbot: Quote #7969: "Chat, stop saying gorilla blood." —Paul [2022-02-14]
aZephyrSage: people people
Heckhoundbolt: water spout spider
LordZarano: People people
Lysander_salamander: !card don't
LRRbot: Found 7 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
bishop_ftw: pipe spider
DoodlestheGreat: Always spiders.
A_Dub888: !findquote spider
LRRbot: Quote #6975: "Making a spider-woman homunculus is a solved problem." —Kathleen [2020-05-28]
Feldheim_C: spider hydrant
Star_Lilith: spider jenna - spider-man's lesser known cousin
Kadew_C: people people
momma_tatts: spider faucet!
wurmbane: people spider?
MAPBoardgames: !advice
LRRbot: Never get in a card game against a wizard.
emonotony: The future of spidermail.
LinearGif: The important thing is, spider
Luxatos: I vote people people.
TehAmelie: in the end we are all Spiders-Man
SymphonicLolita: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: FBtouchdown
JadedCynic: I try to avoid even talking about those animals because I know REALLY phobic friends :(
TehAmelie: (don't look that up if you jhave a fear of spiders)
Sage0fMadness: like drinking from a spiderhose
Tangsm: I assume it's a water spout.
ClodiumSoride: We found the spider faucet!
wurmbane: its always pipe spider
gnome_friend: The itsy bitsy spider
YeetTheRich_: !findquote spider
LRRbot: Quote #4541: "Do not be fooled by Boombox Spider, it does not want to party!" —Heather [2017-12-10]
emboar2235: is that how spiderman gets his water?
stevefromdetroit: thats one spider not going back up the drain again
SymphonicLolita: omg
DekiSystem: oh my god
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
AzaleaCloud: @TehAmelie Some of us are spiders-women and spiders-nonbinary, thank you.
DiscordianTokkan: HAH
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL fionLOL
EikoandMog: Holy sht
TehAmelie: oh wow
SmithKurosaki: spiders
PharaohBender27: tqsWTF
A_Dub888: lrrWOW
CaptainSpam: STRONG
matthaus_c: WHEELER
adelius3: i know which one im picking
Lysander_salamander: yeah that scans
airylan: speaking of spider pipes
ClodiumSoride: I guess we *are* here to fuck spiders.
NarishmaReborn: i love this game
SquidVorb: jermaDisgust
MomoNo9: Nothing with spiders!
laikagoat: simply spider indeed
aZephyrSage: pipe spider
hi_im_emily: oh my fucking god
KaleidoscopeMind: different energies
Rhynerd: starting off spiders
AzaleaCloud: WOT
DEATHlikescats: I mean...
AzaleaCloud: XD
JadedCynic: well, that was an easy choice
tyrsredritehand: Ben?
smthng_dffrnt: spodr man does not approve
SpaceBattery: and we're off
Angreed66: only for the chat reference
mtvcdm: The crying is important
EikoandMog: I was too busy laughing to vote
DeM0nFiRe: That's disturbing. Who would brush their hair in the woods?
HatsWearCats: I actually DID come here to fuck spiders
MomoNo9: Hey chat should get bonus
BusTed: tqsDevil
TehAmelie: i think the Spiders-Man has only a loose grasp of genders
ContingentCat: I need a pronoun before asshole, who's asshole are the spiders going in?
JadedCynic: dammit chat
DEATHlikescats: we be lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
AzaleaCloud: Chat, what is WRONG with you?
gnome_friend: !venga
LRRbot: WARNING. WARNING. WARNING. No refuge. Encountered an assailant 「VENGA BUS」 Be attitude for gains... 1: Like to party. 2: Just around the corner. 3: Interstate free disco.
jaqofspades: @ContingentCat Yes
ContingentCat: @jaqofspades oh no
Ignatiuspants: these are both parts of the same answer
wurmbane: poop rest. victory always.
YeetTheRich_: jobjob is the best
JadedCynic: SEE? Isn't this SO FUN? LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Frig I love this game
Nydestroyer: Famous magic streamer
Treble252: Victory. Always.
Alex_Frostfire: From personal experience, this game encourages the shitpost so hard.
TheAinMAP: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Sat 12 Nov 02:00 PM PST (81d, 20:13 from now)
Feldheim_C: the one on the left read like a Tom Petty song
DeM0nFiRe: Both are so strong
A_Dub888: Kathleen "Pile of words" De Vere
Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
electra310: Wow
NewtyNewts: Oh no, Goldblum!
Lysander_salamander: yas
RedTag83: the real question is will joey keep it together though the whole game. his face is so red right now lol
saucemaster5000: hell yeah
NonUniqueGuy: That answer
AzaleaCloud: Life, uhhhh, finds a mayo
Angreed66: mayo is gross
mtvcdm: Suck it down Goldblum
public_key_reveal_party: Both very strong, but one right answer still
JadedCynic: I was laughing too hard to click on either :D
rockman1967: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:44:34.
DiscordianTokkan: I spad my GD beer all over my keyboard hahahahaha
PharaohBender27: @Angreed66 Hard agree
YeetTheRich_: do asshole.
NewtyNewts: absolutely shit
A_Dub888: I'm sensing a theme...
KaleidoscopeMind: both?
smthng_dffrnt: do asshole
JadedCynic: damn, both are so great <3
smthng_dffrnt: Seems ideal
NightValien28: right one is strong
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
Sage0fMadness: do. do ass. do asshole
Its_VeeBot: Remember that t-shirts are available after the game with these words on them. In case you want this nonsense on a shirt for some reason.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
gnome_friend: TEETH
KeytarCat: with the rainbow bonus...
DeM0nFiRe: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Fanklok: Jackbox CTS: This one is about butt stuff
Strebenherz: TEETH
ClodiumSoride: wink wink
mtvcdm: Did you win?
Its_VeeBot: TEETH
AzaleaCloud: @Sage0fMadness ...I'm not saying it.
gnome_friend: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
jaqofspades: TEETH!
JadedCynic: now THERE is a story I wanna hear! :D
Lysander_salamander: wow that was fast
PharaohBender27: "Note that I still have my teeth!"
electra310: TEETH
LordZarano: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Sage0fMadness: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
NewtyNewts: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Fruan: Make a deal with God, get him to swap our dentures
mowdownjoe: TEETH
smthng_dffrnt: THE TEEF FAERIE
nyperold: He was so obsessed with trying to find out if he could that he didn't stop and think if he should.
Rhynerd: “What did you win?”
TehAmelie: amazing queen is just my pronouns
Strebenherz: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
ContingentCat: lrrCREEPL lrrCREERPR
AzaleaCloud: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
RedTag83: Wheeler is stone cold though out this whole game
gnome_friend: lrrWOW @Fruan Running up that dentist's office
AllTheWeasels: Frens
DiscordianTokkan: Same. Same.
Its_VeeBot: I be a pirate
public_key_reveal_party: This is such a hard choice
fnoggchamp: LUL LUL LUL
JadedCynic: 1 is SO true, and 2 is glorious
Feldheim_C: I mean, Arkansas wishes
Dog_of_Myth: Pirate Kansas
DiscordianTokkan: THERE"S the room split!
Lysander_salamander: Ar Kansas is a mysterious places
TheHunnehBunneh: Arkansas shout-out!
Lysander_salamander: yeah
mowdownjoe: So real...
BusTed: 👃
smthng_dffrnt: group smelling
TehAmelie: #1 is like a A Softer World strip
wurmbane: i strongly disagreed with group smelling
MomoNo9: sooo disagree
smthng_dffrnt: that's just chat isn't it
LinearGif: time for the team-building smelling bee
ContingentCat: group smelling sounds like a LRL bit
aZephyrSage: the group smelling policy was so poorly implemented
DekiSystem: oh no
Sage0fMadness: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DoodlestheGreat: i'm dying
Lysander_salamander: drives...
MomoNo9: @contingentcat Shhhh!
YeetTheRich_: the L A R G E S T salmon
KaleidoscopeMind: that is a vivid image
JadedCynic: #2 needs more explaination
theevermist: sadness
Sage0fMadness: i'm dying LUL
tehfewl: No Strap?
neebusjeebus: attention associates: group smelling in the rec room in 15 minutes
TheHunnehBunneh: LUL LUL
mercano82: So unarmed?
JadedCynic: breahte.....breathe.....omg
Lysander_salamander: :D
Stratavarius: These are both about the same fish
DiscordianTokkan: She's the one that got away...
Ignatiuspants: oh, I just imagined a salmon wearing a tube top
TehAmelie: sorry players, but convoluted surrealism always beats simple elegant fun in my book
laikagoat: gods, jobjob is too good
Dog_of_Myth: Good round, good round
mtvcdm: Tie game!
NimrodXIV: a tie
AzaleaCloud: EXACT TIE O_O
airylan: a tie!
TheAinMAP: A tie?
TheHunnehBunneh: wow
MomoNo9: ohhhhh
benjamin_wheeler: water
benjamin_wheeler: cool
DekiSystem: cat
theevermist: dog free
Nigouki: Dog free
KanisGamesTV: dont
Gascitygaming: cat yesterday
ContingentCat: dog I
airylan: dog afternoon
NotCainNorAbel: typewritter free
stevefromdetroit: dog yesterday
TehAmelie: save the water cooler, be eloquent!
electra310: Dog Yesterday
lion_byte: Dog Free
CaptainSpam: dog afternoon
DiscordianTokkan: Dogzoom Free
ClodiumSoride: cat yesterday
Shadwhawk: Dog free
JadedCynic: cat sometime
dm818: Dog recreational
LinearGif: dog free
KaleidoscopeMind: dog a
TStodden: Dog Free
ihlendrax: Dogs yesterday
laikagoat: dog yesterday
Dog_of_Myth: dog afternoon
DoodlestheGreat: dog afternoon
Tangsm: dog sometime
Angreed66: dog morning
KaleidoscopeMind: or dog period
wurmbane: dog yesterday
saucemaster5000: Dog sometime
AzaleaCloud: I agree, water is cool, stay hydrated.
Pteraspidomorphi: afternoon yeah
A_Dub888: Dog recreational
smthng_dffrnt: dog zoom meeting
public_key_reveal_party: Dog free is strong
head_cannon: typewriter afternoon
bishop_ftw: dog yesterday
Raincoast_Bear: Dogs forever
TehAmelie: or at least loquacious
Shadwhawk: Big spread on the word this time
Dog_of_Myth: Team Dong
Ignatiuspants: ~remember your free~
LordZarano: dog afternoon
Rhynerd: Typewriter free
nyperold: dog day afternoon
WriterRaven: Typewriter yesterday
Dog_of_Myth: Team Dog
Raincoast_Bear: Dog FUTURE!
NewtyNewts: Typewriter yesterday
TemporallyAwry: typewriter recreation - seems strong.
Luxatos: Dog morning is an option.
emboar2235: dog cat yesterday afternoon
Nydestroyer: @Dog_of_Myth bias
smthng_dffrnt: remember your afternoon
Feldheim_C: @nyperold Attica! Attica!
MomoNo9: there is no cat, only typewriter
electroswagnetism: hole freak
airylan: hole Roxanne
kakmize: hole freak
Shadwhawk: Hole freak
ContingentCat: hole roxanne
ihlendrax: Hole Roxanne
spinebustertee: hole freak
DiscordianTokkan: Hole Period
SkylerRingtail: Hole Out
Fruan: Hole Police
laikagoat: thats a bulldog
NotCainNorAbel: road roxann
SymphonicLolita: hole don't
DekiSystem: hole freak
YeetTheRich_: hole roxanne
DoodlestheGreat: All Dogs Go To Yesterday.
JadedCynic: hole freak
neebusjeebus: hole freak
superdude097: Hole Roxanne
quatoria: HOLE FREAK
EikoandMog: Hole outside
Angreed66: hole roxxane
dm818: hole freak
mtvcdm: hole roxanne
LarkSachrosis: freak
NonUniqueGuy: Hole Roxanne
saucemaster5000: Hole freak
public_key_reveal_party: hole freak
bishop_ftw: hole freak
TStodden: Hole but
paronomasiac042: hole questions
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
themlin: hole freak
Dog_of_Myth: Hole Roxanne
Treble252: hole freak
LiquimetalMagic: Hole Roxane
Kadew_C: hole freak
BrowneePoints: Hole Roxanne
lion_byte: Hole freak
NarishmaReborn: hole DONT
KaleidoscopeMind: hole .
Ignatiuspants: ~become but~
gnome_friend: !holes
LRRbot: Did someone say Holes??
Darth_Litigious: road freak
NewtyNewts: Hole freak
grimmarray: hole police
SpaceBattery: hole roxanne
mowdownjoe: Hole Police
aZephyrSage: hole outside
LidofLoathing: hole freak
electra310: Hole Roxanne
Heckhoundbolt: hole freak
CaptainSpam: well Roxanne
FITorion: hole roxan
iris_of_ether: hole freak
Driosenth: hole freak
smthng_dffrnt: HOLE FREAK BABEY
DoodlestheGreat: road freak
Raincoast_Bear: Cat yesterday. Dog Future!
matthaus_c: hole freak speaks to me
quatoria: hole freak!!
Drasvin: hole outside
laikagoat: more dogs
TotallyNotaBeholder: Borkr
Star_Lilith: no context seeing the spam of "hole freak" is really good
DiscordianTokkan: A Dog zoom call!
TehAmelie: how much power does Paul have over the chat side-games? the answer is all of it
smthng_dffrnt: That was my nickname in high school
corefluxx: hole roxanne
laikagoat: not police
Brozard: hole freak
WriterRaven: Hole freak.
MomoNo9: Wow we're all thinking about Holes
cmdrzellgaudis: hole police
JadedCynic: is it a zoom meeting all of dogs?
PharaohBender27: Well Roxanne
Its_VeeBot: dog of legends
Ignatiuspants: come on chat, it's but and hole
LordZarano: road questions
Juliamon: I'm glad everyone is in agreement on hole
JadedCynic: daniel gets it
YeetTheRich_: dog is playing jackbox
Star_Lilith: heyyyy bulldog
SymphonicLolita: LUL
JadedCynic: nice idea joey
Rhynerd: Hole roxanne
Dog_of_Myth: @Nydestroyer I have a brand
Brozard: @WriterRaven seabatCHOICE
BusTed: Is my character... a dog?
TemporallyAwry: !holes
LRRbot: Did someone say Holes??
Rhynerd: Don’t hole police
SmithKurosaki: !holes
LRRbot: Did somebody say holes??
mowdownjoe: !holes
LRRbot: The Hole Story, with Nigel Fitzgerald Brouwer
LinearGif: hole freak / do asshole
SmithKurosaki: Someone get that engram
A_Dub888: Really, aren't we all hole freaks
JadedCynic: the D12 gets to go home early, because no one uses it Kappa
gualdhar: i JUST REALIZED THE DESK HAS A FACE
gnome_friend: Hole gold
wurmbane: hole freak participates in group smelling activities
gualdhar: oops caps
Star_Lilith: playing fetch with the conference ball
ContingentCat: yes we know you're drawn to holes serge sergeFall
Angreed66: @gualdhar everything does
JadedCynic: @gualdhar just wait for Bubbles to get out of the CHAIR
laikagoat: muppet chickens
Tangsm: Muppet chickens
airylan: muppet chickens
DekiSystem: chickens
YeetTheRich_: butterfly chickens
SymphonicLolita: muppet chickens
KaleidoscopeMind: muppet the
ihlendrax: Muppet chickens
cmdrzellgaudis: muppet chickens
neebusjeebus: puppet chickens
NonUniqueGuy: muppet everything
NotCainNorAbel: muppet chicken
AzaleaCloud: @JadedCynic BARBARIAN would like to know your location
DoodlestheGreat: puppet chickens
mtvcdm: muppet chickens
Rhynerd: Muppet chickens!
Gascitygaming: kid chicken
Drasvin: !findquote time
LRRbot: Quote #688: "It IS a modal dialogue! I was right the entire time!" —Cori [2015-09-15]
MomoNo9: Muppet chickens
paronomasiac042: muppet chickens
saucemaster5000: muppet everything
lion_byte: muppet everything
Natedogg2: muppet the
momma_tatts: Chickens
Feldheim_C: muppet chickens
spinebustertee: muppet chickens
matthaus_c: puppet chickens
CaptainSpam: mind transfer chickens
public_key_reveal_party: muppet chickens
ContingentCat: muppets everything
DiscordianTokkan: Muppet Chickens
Driosenth: muppet chicken
LiquimetalMagic: Muppet Chickens
TStodden: Muppet The
Dog_of_Myth: muppet chicken
Juliamon: gualdhar It also occasionally eats things
kakmize: puppet chicken
electroswagnetism: muppet everything
JadedCynic: muppet chicken
LordZarano: hat everything
Treble252: muppet chickens
quatoria: muppet chickens
NewtyNewts: Muppet chickens
electra310: Muppet chickens
FITorion: puppet everything
bishop_ftw: Muppet chicken
corefluxx: puppet chickens
themlin: muppet chicken is strong
Angreed66: muppet chickens
wurmbane: muppet keeps
Heckhoundbolt: muppet everything
head_cannon: muppet the
Lysander_salamander: everything!
MacabreAurora: Gonzo's back baby!!!!
TehAmelie: you know, working for a water cooler would be a 100% improvement over any job i have had in my life, regardless of the water cooler's mood and int score
paronomasiac042: camilla?!
spinebustertee: chat is doing a gonzo impression
Darth_Litigious: Muppet better
LinearGif: what's the name of that muppet chicken, gonzo's girlfriend?
emonotony: TehAmelie What if the water cooler had 19 int?
paronomasiac042: Camilla
saucemaster5000: Camilla
TehAmelie: awesome!
frogomb: Is that watercooler f-ing that desk?
ContingentCat: dumpster time
JadedCynic: @JadedCynic I'll email him a pdf attachement of a map to me
cmdrzellgaudis: garbage pool
stevefromdetroit: dumpster money
DekiSystem: earth toy
Gascitygaming: planet time
Feldheim_C: I appreciate how much of chat knows Camilla's name :D
ihlendrax: Trash money
Shadwhawk: Dumpster toy
NotCainNorAbel: dumpster money
kakmize: dumpster money
LiquimetalMagic: World together
Angreed66: earth time
public_key_reveal_party: dumpster pool
TStodden: Dumpster Money
quatoria: TRASH POOL
neebusjeebus: garbage time
laikagoat: garbage time
mtvcdm: dumpster pool
Rhynerd: Garbage pool
Natedogg2: dumpster money
airylan: dumpster time
SmithKurosaki: dumpster pool
electra310: Dumpster Toy
saucemaster5000: dumpster money
themlin: dumpster time
electroswagnetism: dumpster moneuy
paronomasiac042: trash toy
spinebustertee: dumpster toy
DiscordianTokkan: Dumpster Money
Fruan: Garbage time
bishop_ftw: dumpsters time
SymphonicLolita: dumpster money
JadedCynic: dumpster pool
head_cannon: dumpster time!
Darth_Litigious: garage time
PharaohBender27: Dumpster pool
Driosenth: garbage pool
LinearGif: dumpster money
quatoria: dumpster pool
Mindfire13: Earth Time
DoodlestheGreat: Dumpster pool
aZephyrSage: dumpster money
tyrsredritehand: dump together
cmdrzellgaudis: dumpster pool
corefluxx: dump money
FITorion: dumpster Pool
Feldheim_C: dumpster together
nyperold: earth toy
CaptainSpam: Earth pool
iris_of_ether: dumpster money
NonUniqueGuy: Dumpster toy
TemporallyAwry: Earth We
Dog_of_Myth: dumpster money
SpaceBattery: Dumpster pool
momma_tatts: dumpster pool
MomoNo9: dumpster toy
NewtyNewts: Dumpster money
emonotony: TehAmelie Inhumanly smart water coolers would really make it difficult to have a water cooler discussion, you'd constantly be second-guessing everything you're about to say.
puzzgeek: dumpster pool
nyperold: Joke boat puppet!
WriterRaven: Dumpster time
rockman1967: Dumpster.
DekiSystem: so serge vs child round 2?
LordZarano: Earth time
KaleidoscopeMind: earth we
RonaldMcDownload: dumpster we
NotCainNorAbel: everyone loves a come back story
cmdrzellgaudis: lol serge vs child
fastlane250: dumpster money
NarishmaReborn: it's ok to be bottom serge
JadedCynic: @emonotony I have NEVER spoken with anyone at a water-cooler
mtvcdm: !addquote (Serge) [now] Started from the bottom and I'm still going to be there afterwards, probably.
LRRbot: New quote #8188: "Started from the bottom and I'm still going to be there afterwards, probably." —Serge [2022-08-22]
aWabbajack: ryonFatStax ryonFatStax ryonFatStax
NewtyNewts: Love it!
DoodlestheGreat: @emonotony They'd snitch to the bosses, anyway.
TehAmelie: i may not have enough regular conversations in my life but i'd welcome the chance to talk to superintelligent watercoolers
KevinTheShark: Don't worry Serge, you'll be the top in our hearts
JadedCynic: tell his wife?
DiscordianTokkan: HAH
matthaus_c: hot
YeetTheRich_: find gun.
mendokusai_jamesdean: cheating on what
mtvcdm: find gun
JadedCynic: eat the rich?
ContingentCat: wow
aZephyrSage: better in
Koshindan: Eat the rich
KaleidoscopeMind: eat the rich
TehAmelie: is that just the plot of Control?
A_Dub888: Just- GUN
emonotony: @emonotony That's just smart, wouldn't want to risk saying anything unwise.
Feldheim_C: chat chooses violence, apparently
tyrsredritehand: eat the rich
AzaleaCloud: Imagine Walter Sobchak, but for golf
Lysander_salamander: klingon promotion
iris_of_ether: benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor
BusTed: Nice.
Haroldholmes25: oof
DaxStrife: OOF.
NewtyNewts: 2real
electra310: lmao
SymphonicLolita: too real
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
TheAinMAP: Choosing violence, are we?
hi_im_emily: this is just real
Lysander_salamander: yes
saucemaster5000: nice
SkylerRingtail: Holy shit
NarishmaReborn: holy
ClodiumSoride: Stuck... how?
gnome_friend: Wear your lrrEFF in masks
AzaleaCloud: Okay, that one got too real
EikoandMog: LUL
Angreed66: no harming cats
corefluxx: no contest
mtvcdm: Holy wow
DiscordianTokkan: Funny, but also REAL
aWabbajack: cat dog?!
Feldheim_C: Wear your GD masks
SnackPak_: woof
tyrsredritehand: cover your face
WriterRaven screams externally at customers not wearing masks
MomoNo9: That poor cat à
A_Dub888: benginOh benginNo
aZephyrSage: how big is the dog?
TemporallyAwry: jeeeeeeeez .... LuvOops that whiplash hurt.
LinearGif: it's got layers!
JadedCynic: wear masks is SOOOOO from the heart! <3
DekiSystem: oh my god i want to vote for the funny answer but also the second just has to happen
TheAinMAP: 2020MaskUp
nyperold: I assume we mean like disguises.
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awmcmillan: not sure if masks are needed for fun - though still good
MomoNo9: cog
Salvulant: One fine day with a woof and a purr!
Star_Lilith: @DekiSystem agreed
saucemaster5000: have you seen mancoons??
BusTed: 🎂
Scarletdemon_1: Is the world's largest cat stuck in a dog like a Mobius strip catdog?
gnome_friend: They not be do in
SymphonicLolita: they not be do in
SquidVorb: they not be do in
paronomasiac042: they not be do in
mtvcdm: They not be do in
Dog_of_Myth: It's big big big big
JadedCynic: ted, the ceo's cheating with your wife
TehAmelie: a big big, i mean a BIG big
gnome_friend: And I mean BIG Big big big
underhill33: they don't think it be like it is but it do
Graham_LRR: Hey Ted, they not be do in. Happy Birthday.
Haroldholmes25: but why they not be do in, when you of out the not do be in
SmithKurosaki: Hi G
SymphonicLolita: um?????
gnome_friend: Small colored rodents!
DiscordianTokkan: Ooooh, charcuterie craps
Star_Lilith: man hand hook man car door
mtvcdm: What.... is a sausage casino
aWabbajack: zekeSAWSAGE
MomoNo9: um
NonUniqueGuy: who doesn't love a good sausage casino?
TehAmelie: sausage casíno =?= sausage fest
saucemaster5000: All in on Black!
JadedCynic: 2 is kinda d'aww lrrAWESOME
stevefromdetroit: dont tease me with a good time
NewtyNewts: Sausage casino. 'Nuff said
Mai_Andra: xivGoob
TheAinMAP: The clips are slices.
Nydestroyer: didnt know this was game world culture commentary
aZephyrSage: nothing like a sausage casino to make a good impression
BusTed: I lost all my weiners at the sausage casino.
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
Nydestroyer: work*
LinearGif: pork'e cheese's sausage casino
Lysander_salamander: I can imagine how it sounds
Scarletdemon_1: @DiscordianTokkan Snack Slots?
SaxPython: FBtouchdown KomodoHype FBtouchdown
tyrsredritehand: Send in Beej
SymphonicLolita: florida man would do it
gnome_friend: !findquote florida
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Gascitygaming: bigger drink :P
SmithKurosaki: Florida MAN
NewtyNewts: At the sausage casino, there ARE no weiners!
DiscordianTokkan: @Scarletdemon_1 Yesssss
enkor2113: "i didnt wanna know"
themlin: flo rida man
MomoNo9: Florida men gotta be good for something
NonUniqueGuy: Is the crazy part needed if you already put Florida Man?
TehAmelie: florida mn, if he can't do it, no one can
adambomb625: Isn't crazy Florida man redundant?
Drasvin: So, is the second one "Hold my beer" basically?
Haroldholmes25: let's go serge
Graham_LRR: “Like a Long Island ice tea” “No. Longer.”
blip2004: I think my brain is fried. I just went to put my oven mitt in the fridge
JadedCynic: ONE florida man would be enough - I like someone willing to go to overkill
frogomb: Florida Man do anything
YeetTheRich_: holy shit
PharaohBender27: :D
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAHAH
bishop_ftw: crazy and Florida is redundant
SnackPak_: seabatClap
Haroldholmes25: LUL
NewtyNewts: 1! WOW!
matthaus_c: THE POOP CEREMONY
Feldheim_C: I've been in worse chemical weapons before. mask up and GOOO!!!
saucemaster5000: yeah this is Serge's fault
mtvcdm: Initiate THE POOP CEREMONY
BusTed: I am intrigued.
TemporallyAwry: wait, why is Poop capitalized? lrrSPOOP
Alex_Frostfire: Don't worry, I think you just need to sweet-talk him.
EikoandMog: THE POOP CEREMONY
n3ther: you're telling serge to murder him
aWabbajack: sogPee
hi_im_emily: i mean, have you ever played cult of the lamb?
MomoNo9: The capitalization really sells it
NightValien28: secret shittery
TehAmelie: i really don't want to know how you use poop to avoid doing dishes
Scarletdemon_1: The Poop Ceremony is the walk of shame after you already used the bathrom only to realize afterwards there is no TP
Haroldholmes25: oh no
ClodiumSoride: Same answer?
matthaus_c: HOT
gnome_friend: C O N S U M E
electra310: :O
AzaleaCloud: My my, I prefer!
Feldheim_C: violence it is!
philippekav: Poop ceremony sounds like something from cult of the lamb
DiscordianTokkan: "I am OK with this"
WriterRaven: Cement your role as the Rear Admirer of Butts!
n3ther: quivering
Raincoast_Bear: Poop Ceremony is need to know.
YeetTheRich_: my, my. I prefer!
NightValien28: tough choice
tyrsredritehand: !butts
SymphonicLolita: LUL
eshplode: and
SymphonicLolita: right is cat behavior
MomoNo9: group smelling
matthaus_c: they smell very quiet is SO GOOD
KaleidoscopeMind: smell quiet
NewtyNewts: Chest bumps!
adelius3: IM OUT
A_Dub888: Co-worker used Body Slam
neebusjeebus: hey, you smell quiet today. something up?
Scarletdemon_1: Smell Quiet is just your coworker with synstasia
TehAmelie: 24/7 icebreakers
adelius3: wow shade
LarkSachrosis: bread created
SpoonfullOfSugar: rope oysters
LiquimetalMagic: Knot oysters
Feldheim_C: knots oysters
ContingentCat: bread some
TheAinMAP: HyperParkour
ihlendrax: Bread tokens
Alex_Frostfire: But... but... parkour.
TStodden: Bread Tokens
mowdownjoe: PARKOUR
JadedCynic: knots some
cmdrzellgaudis: bread oysters
airylan: rope arcade
Nigouki: bread oyster
DoodlestheGreat: bread oysters
kakmize: bread games
puzzgeek: knots ,
serramarkov: bread created
Driosenth: bread oyster
MomoNo9: bread arcade
Dog_of_Myth: bread oysters
Fruan: Bread tokens
objectivefailure: bread created
spinebustertee: bread oyster
Lysander_salamander: arcade knots
CaptainSpam: bread oysters
paronomasiac042: knot favorite
SmithKurosaki: bread oyster
NewtyNewts: Knot tokens
graal_smith: Serge, how much time are you gonna spend on the interwebs?
YeetTheRich_: bread tokens
bishop_ftw: bread iyster
rockman1967: Bread games
saucemaster5000: not our funniest choices
WriterRaven: Clearly M. Bubbles needs some training. They're not hardcore enough. =P
DiscordianTokkan: Bread Comma
LordZarano: bread but
WriterRaven: also knot but
head_cannon: bread created.
aZephyrSage: its a make for sure
YeetTheRich_: nom
Luxatos: Bread my
Feldheim_C: Isn't "Knots Oysters" just a pearl tie Kappa
public_key_reveal_party: bread tokens
FITorion: not created
Maltanno: there's this thing called mosey
JadedCynic: yeah - chat gets to choose options to make demotivational posters
mtvcdm: We get two pictures, and the words in a sentence Jackbox gave us.
momma_tatts: knots bread
EikoandMog: We choose between two pictures and fill in a blank.
TehAmelie: we are making the backgrounds, and by us i mean mostly Paul
Scarletdemon_1: @Feldheim_C Pearl Jam tribute band?
Star_Lilith: "that's knot what i voted for"
Its_VeeBot: Damn it Greg
wurmbane: sorry its not a captivating as "poop ceremony"
stevefromdetroit: sergePun
tyrsredritehand: F greg
ContingentCat: damnit greg
MomoNo9: pffft greg
FITorion: scream play
gnome_friend: I miss feeling Greg
nyperold: Greg's screenplay is about Elon Musk.
Feldheim_C: @Scarletdemon_1 lol, not quite, but I'll take it
ihlendrax: Knife lunch
NotCainNorAbel: knife lunch
DekiSystem: knife lunch
NonUniqueGuy: knife lunch
LarkSachrosis: knife lunch
cmdrzellgaudis: knife lunch
Tangsm: Knife lunch
YeetTheRich_: knife lunch
kakmize: stab lunch
DoodlestheGreat: oranges period
laikagoat: knife lunch
saucemaster5000: knife lunch
LiquimetalMagic: orange perod
airylan: knife lunch
electra310: Knife lunch
quatoria: knife period
ContingentCat: orange independent
spinebustertee: knife period
serramarkov: knife lunch
objectivefailure: knife lunch
CaptainSpam: knife lunch
Pteraspidomorphi: knife lunch!
Shadwhawk: Knife lunch
SpaceBattery: knife lunch
superdude097: knife lunch
Fruan: Knife period
MomoNo9: Murder lunch
Dog_of_Myth: knife period
TStodden: Murderer Period
tyrsredritehand: stab study
NewtyNewts: Tomato period for gross
DiscordianTokkan: Knife Lunch
Driosenth: knife lunch
LinearGif: knife period
SymphonicLolita: knife lunch
Brozard: knife lunch
FITorion: knife period
mtvcdm: knife indepedent
momma_tatts: knife independent
bishop_ftw: knife period
WriterRaven: Knife lunch
Natedogg2: knife lunch
jaqofspades: Knife Period
paronomasiac042: knife period
stevefromdetroit: knife lunch
rockman1967: Knife lunch
Angreed66: knife independent
JadedCynic: I gotta take knife study
grimmarray: knife lunch
SpoonfullOfSugar: knife study
themlin: knife lunch!
SmithKurosaki: knife lunch!
head_cannon: Knife lunch.
NarishmaReborn: knife but
Mcgwee: knife period
Brozard: benginTraitor
Darth_Litigious: knife lunch
TemporallyAwry: Knife (.)
graal_smith: spoon dinner?
Lysander_salamander: lunch!
YeetTheRich_: NEVER
iris_of_ether: knife study
stevefromdetroit: knifey spooney
Mcgwee: knife!
Feldheim_C: chat chooses violence!
Shadwhawk: We never got the last one to come up, which is annoying
smthng_dffrnt: knife lunch
emonotony: Is that the predecessor to knife party?
Snowcookies: knife I
TehAmelie: "poop ceremony" is largely like "pearl jam" as phrases go, without context
laikagoat: a little vore never hurt anyone
aZephyrSage: knife lunch is a great idea
SymphonicLolita: we never got to see oyster.....
Luxatos: I'm glad we all agree, except for the ones who don't.
NewtyNewts: What happened to the last poster anyway
whitebadgerwolf88: knife lunch is so good
Seth_Erickson: Do you dare to stand in the way of our Knife Lunch Paul?
MomoNo9: @shadwhawk I was just wondering about that
JadedCynic: paul, this is CHAT - 'good ideas' were NEVER in the cards LUL
saucemaster5000: our last one went to poster heaven
frogomb: Uktabi office furniture
YeetTheRich_: why what do you use to cut your lunch, paul? Kappa
gnome_friend: !listen
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
smthng_dffrnt: paul is being invited to knife lunch as the honored guest
adelius3: because in BC its more about herbs
NewtyNewts: Ore for sheep, Serge?
nyperold: You're not mining enough?
NewtyNewts: I'll do 2:1
cmdrzellgaudis: where's our new poster?!
MomoNo9: yeah slow down people, chat is doing important work
stevefromdetroit: you need oar? jlrrWalldiamond
PharaohBender27: Knife period
Shadwhawk: This one doesn't seem to be working either
JadedCynic: Picture of bread or one of knots, motto was "sucess is a ____ story"
voslan: Serge you need a better Pick Ax before you can get Ore! You of all people should know this!
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Tangsm: Did we break the posters?
rockman1967: Change poster
LordZarano: jlrrWalldiamond
SmithKurosaki: No Oar, only sergeCanal
LinearGif: ors are like onions
kumatsu: who needs an oar when ther's no sergeCanal
Star_Lilith: if you don't have ore you should mine for it!
saucemaster5000: huh the poster function broke
Maltanno: what's that in your sandwich... Nooo!
cmdrzellgaudis: I think it got broken
laikagoat: cmon poster
gnome_friend: CANAL
LarkSachrosis: Kinda think the poster should've changed by now.
SpoonfullOfSugar: posters bugged maybe?
DoodlestheGreat: Posters be broke
stevefromdetroit: we have canal at home
kumatsu: @SmithKurosaki Drift
electra310: sergeCanal
cmdrzellgaudis: It's totally knife lunch
laikagoat: yess
NewtyNewts: Final poster!
DekiSystem: PridePog
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
LarkSachrosis: Yay
MomoNo9: yaaaaay!
SmithKurosaki: Knife Lunch!
JadedCynic: you're welcome
Treble252: Yay we did it!
Mcgwee: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
BusTed: tqsKnife
whitebadgerwolf88: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
mtvcdm: Knife time!
Feldheim_C: glorious
PharaohBender27: D:
stevefromdetroit: just dont touch the canal - it's heald together with hopes and not-updated blocks
cmdrzellgaudis: KNIFE LUNCH!
JadedCynic: dawww Bubble's knits <3
NonUniqueGuy: My favorite poster ever
DiscordianTokkan: Knife Lunch! FBtouchdown
AnderKryst: jlrrCoolgame
aZephyrSage: we have achieved knife lunch
smthng_dffrnt: rip mr ulmer
MomoNo9: Such a beautiful poster
SmithKurosaki: F for Benben
smthng_dffrnt: answers deceased, cause of death: ibdac
laundreydhull: is that the barely inconvenience guy?
laikagoat: topical
BusTed: Good to know.
MomoNo9: go with the theme
YeetTheRich_: we found our lunch
aWabbajack: more of a parry knifer
electra310: Dodge knife lunch!
graal_smith: You can imagine dragons
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Rebornflames: Knife lunch!
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stevefromdetroit: a falling knife has no handle
Feldheim_C: lettuce wrap?
TehAmelie: the secret life of toast flashbacks
RonaldMcDownload: gluten-free blt
matthaus_c: I can imagine dragons and not believe in the band
NonUniqueGuy: knife lunch
HadesLeprechaun: bacon, letture, and tomato does not inherently contain bread
Pteraspidomorphi: There's no bread in the initials!
MomoNo9: blt doesn't say bread!
aZephyrSage: no dodging the knife lunch
Nydestroyer: where does BLT mention bread anyway
eric_christian_berg: Bacon lettuce and tomato. Bread's not mentioned.
ContingentCat: see also: unicorns
Lysander_salamander: is fajita bread?
neebusjeebus: smells nice and cant dodge knives? we eat!
A_Dub888: "Cannot dodge knives" Oh... might want to not look at the poster
JadedCynic: Bacon Lettuce Tomato - no one ever said anything about BREAD, Serge
Natedogg2: Go to bread
Nydestroyer: I think a bread lettuce tomato would be sucky
gnome_friend: TEETH
Its_VeeBot: TEETH
matthaus_c: TEETH
BusTed: thejen9Teeth
SymphonicLolita: omg
laundreydhull: BLT: *bread not included*
JadedCynic: the lettuce is the wrap
laikagoat: lrrWOW lrrWOW
mymomdidtfeedme: hi
Dog_of_Myth: WOWOW
mowdownjoe: TEETH
DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHAH
momma_tatts: TEETH
Strebenherz: TOS
stevefromdetroit: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
MomoNo9: oh nooooo
Strebenherz: XD
SmithKurosaki: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
iris_of_ether: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
Haroldholmes25: sorry wbat
gualdhar: if right side isn't wheeler I'll eat my lunch
hi_im_emily: lrrWOW
SmoreThanAFeelin: wowwwww
grimmarray: you can be fucking gay all the time?!
v_nome: Not with that attitude!
Lysander_salamander: it's exhausting
TehAmelie: so hey, who's seen A League of Their Own? from what i hear it's just as gay as Our Flag Means Death, but it's about a ladies' baseball team
Juliamon: On you, not in you
mtvcdm: We have met the maximum amount of Serge
LinearGif: Put this on my resume I swear
stevefromdetroit: been gay since 1985
Scarletdemon_1: Murder your teeth sounds like something a reverse dentist would say
niccus: is this part-time or full-time homosexuality you're offering
hi_im_emily: bisexuality moment
JadedCynic: ow, my diaphram hurts :D
laundreydhull: lawl,... lrrSERGE
Star_Lilith: untrue, i've been gay all the fucking time
nyperold: Have you heard of the chicken sandwich where the "bread" is just more chicken?
NewtyNewts: Joey with the win.
gonnaflunkib: JOEY
Scarletdemon_1: @nyperold The KFC Double-down sandwhich?
matthaus_c: RAINBOW BONUS
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL
DiscordianTokkan: jlrrCarrotmilk
hi_im_emily: perry the platypus???
BusTed: @matthaus_c tqsSmug
Angreed66: no friend murder is a good line
Lysander_salamander: nice
nyperold: @Scarletdemon_1 I think that was it.
CaptainSpam: You can sweat milk? That means... PERRY THE PLATYPUS?
DiscordianTokkan: D'arr, I cannot milk me sweat
laundreydhull: weh?
Lysander_salamander: There's no crying in florida!
graal_smith: incomplete arson
Juliamon: well played
neebusjeebus: schrodingers arsonist
gnome_friend: These are both so good
awmcmillan: doing the thing is really important
kumatsu: Florida: Too humid to cry
A_Dub888: Hang on...
Haroldholmes25: these are both excellent
mtvcdm: I mean, the right one is just Heather
matthaus_c: very well played
head_cannon: Both are great.
Ignatiuspants: I like that second person, they know what they're about
JadedCynic: #2 knows their limitations
TemporallyAwry: panicBasket - yup, this is fine.
aWabbajack: feliciaFIRE lonewo87Bonfire lonewo87Bonfire feliciaFIRE
smthng_dffrnt: Arson is a useful skill to have!
AzaleaCloud: @Lysander_salamander Speak for yourself ;;
NewtyNewts: I'm not allowed.
DeM0nFiRe: Crying in Florida would be expensive. Cry in a cheaper state like Wisconsin
Rhynerd: Arson guaranteed with #2
nyperold: As long as you don't burn DOWN several.
aZephyrSage: reword a strength as a weakness
eshplode: I refuse to cry in Florida
Veraphage: You can't cry in Florida. They'd be crocodile tears.
Lysander_salamander: yeah
Ignatiuspants: I've cried in florida before, it's easy
YeetTheRich_: it's to hot, gotta stay hydrated in florida
Foxmar320: foxmarWELP foxmarWELP foxmarWELP
AtomicAlchemical: It's true
Lysander_salamander: as a floridian, yeah
hi_im_emily: those are ALLIGATORS
DekiSystem: @Veraphage PrideLaugh
Brozard: accurate
objectivefailure: You can't cry in Florida. Ron DeSantis can smell your weakness.
Alex_Frostfire: I'm sorry, people from Florida.
drfox17: Florida, where it rains at 4 PM and is a sauna at 5 PM
DEATHlikescats: day commentary
mowdownjoe: @Foxmar320 Saw it coming...
baskwalla: Too real Janet
HadesLeprechaun: Joey thriving in Job Job
TheHunnehBunneh: gg!
NewtyNewts: High score?
laundreydhull: @lysander_salamander local Floridan arrested for tears of joy
DiscordianTokkan: Eyyyy
matthaus_c: gay scooooores
hi_im_emily: 60k? fuck, sign where?
BrowneePoints: Merges and Urgers
nyperold: Those aren't tears, they're drops of humidity.
TheHunnehBunneh: authStan
NewtyNewts: Dave's new office!
Rhynerd: Must work for Dave
TehAmelie: murgurs and urgums
Treble252: Also, Serge did the comeback!
frogomb: Living in Florida and loving it
Gascitygaming: Lrr would like to proposition you Joey :P
aZephyrSage: the posters might unironically be the most fun the audience can have in jackbox
Nydestroyer: jacktion
WriterRaven: Joey, Ottawa, Canada.
gibbousm: left Florida a decade ago. never going back except to visit family
matthaus_c: alright I can finally breathe again
saucemaster5000: the poster game is very fun yeah
stevefromdetroit: USPS is going to be super confused with all the mail addreset to Just Joey
SaxPython: 123 Fake St
LinearGif: Joey does seem like a delightful prospective coworker
rockman1967: How much money?
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
laundreydhull: @stevefromdetroit why? First name Just, Last name Joey? it can't be that hard, right?
TehAmelie: fun game: put "florida man" and your birth date into google. this is my florida man story: https://i.imgur.com/ArDGEJA.jpg
frogomb: Hate DeSantis but still love my homeland
LordZarano: Challenge: Become Freak.
SnackPak_: lrrSPOOP
control_rig: Zap?
matthaus_c: electricity!
laundreydhull: wut?
WriterRaven: spowoky noises
DeM0nFiRe: lordy I am playing a game and thought that noise was in the game, had a heart attack, am ded lol
aWabbajack: murder trivia?!
matthaus_c: we have to win trivia tonight chat
gnome_friend: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Head [fawn]
NewtyNewts: Posters saved.
stevefromdetroit: @laundreydhull - nah you right. how many joeys could there possibly be
emonotony: @aWabbajack All trivia is murder trivia if you want to win badly enough.
laundreydhull: lies @awabbajack , deception! where's the patents of El Stupido
DekiSystem: @aWabbajack #badadvice
Earthenone: do we need to add the year? i got many florida men on my date :P
aWabbajack: I concur @emonotony
laundreydhull: ?
SpaceBattery: im gonna tap out for now friends, ive got work in the morning. have fun and remember to hydrate yall lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Rhynerd: I can’t access the posters lrrAWW
NewtyNewts: I see lots of Florida Men on y birthday
TehAmelie: use the year of your birth as you prefer
Nydestroyer: The heck, wendies is selling literal bread cut into strips as some new thing? LUL
gnome_friend: Goodnight @SpaceBattery
SmithKurosaki: @NewtyNewts Type in morse code if you need help
JadedCynic: @SpaceBattery gnite have good rest @SpaceBattery
NewtyNewts: @NewtyNewts ---...---
stevefromdetroit: ^ SOS stranger things taught me
benjamin_wheeler: Twitch Chat is 1/3 aussies, 1/3 floridians
gnome_friend: 1/3 orangutans
NewtyNewts: (It's actually OSO, meaning Bear in Spanish)
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: As a Mainer I resent that
Alex_Frostfire: (I was going to say.)
emonotony: @benjamin_wheeler How much overlap?
stevefromdetroit: i like to keep where i live a secret
saucemaster5000: The US doesn't count anymore, sorry
mowdownjoe: @gnome_friend GIVE BANNAN
TehAmelie: i think that's supposed to be short, short, short, long, long, long, short, short, short
benjamin_wheeler: and then the rest just fill in
saucemaster5000: I'm great as filler
stevefromdetroit: woohoo! i'm filler
Nydestroyer: Wait, is that a secret ploy to steal peoples birthdays by having them post their flordaman. Sorta like that thing where kids trick people into giving their phone numbers with a calculator
BrowneePoints: @benjamin_wheeler I mean we found out your chat is like 1/4 Iowans
Alex_Frostfire: Also fun fact: the opening of the Rush song YYZ is Morse code for YYZ.
laundreydhull: Local Floridan arrested over tears of joy gets sentenced to Paris
gnome_friend: !findquote iowa
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
TehAmelie: pop quiz, chat: what does "SOS" stand for?
gnome_friend: lrrAWW
JonnyGlitched: Hi everyone! What have I missed?
emonotony: gnome_friend Yeah that checks out
Spades_Slicc: Save our Salvation
rockman1967: Nothing just sos
NewtyNewts: @TehAmelie Standardized Operating Signal
TotallyNotaBeholder: Doesn't SoS just stand for SoS
emonotony: JonnyGlitched Knife lunch.
stevefromdetroit: repondez vous s'il vous plait
momma_tatts: @TehAmelie Save Our Souls
Its_VeeBot: "Shit, OH SHIT!"
TehAmelie: momma wins one internet
BrowneePoints: @gnome_friend made a joke in Ben's chat about being a Cornfucker(iowan) and 7 other people went "hey me too" and we all laughed
YeetTheRich_: Send Orangutans Swiftly
NewtyNewts: 'Still Operating' Signal
Rhynerd: Save or Suck
stevefromdetroit: sink or swim?
emonotony: @TehAmelie Isn't that entirely an urban legend?
JonnyGlitched: @Rhynerd Hypnotic Pattern FTW
gnome_friend: @BrowneePoints nice!
NewtyNewts: 'Floop is a madman, help us, save us'?
obijam_: sausage or snowcone
Calaban161: !storm
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 60 (new subscribers: 1, returning subscribers: 59, new patrons: 0), bits cheered: 469, new followers: 6
BrowneePoints: Seamus or, Seamus?
nyperold: Sautée Oysters Swiftly
Sudobyte subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 7 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Sudobyte! (Today's storm count: 61)
gnome_friend: Seven Oversized Salamanders
NewtyNewts: Spilt Oil Sizzling.
JonnyGlitched: Send Other Saviors
BrowneePoints: Samus? Oh S*&@!
rockman1967: @newtynewts Nice spykids reference
LithelyUnshod: @TehAmelie It's the most common story, but afaik there's no evidence for it
NewtyNewts: @rockman1967 thanks
Nydestroyer: My favorite initialism is still Gnu, as the first letter stands for GNU
JonnyGlitched: Death by Gnu GNU
NewtyNewts: The Smoking GNU
emonotony: @TehAmelie SOS is used for its clear identification in the actual mechanical structure, and any names came after that, IIRC
Simonark: The Gnicest work of gnature in the zoo?
SquidVorb: @nydestroyer What about WINE Is Not an Emulator!
YeetTheRich_: Sucks tO Suck
JonnyGlitched: Oh harro
TheAinMAP: katesAir
nyperold: Backronyms!
gnome_friend: OH! Gnu was originally !Nu with a click sound
Rhynerd: Situation’s Outrageously Sinister
aWabbajack: Tee Ko!
NewtyNewts: Tee KO time! YAY
stevefromdetroit: i love questionable decisions
matthaus_c: TEEKO!
iris_of_ether: Yay!
aWabbajack: HypeKO
BrowneePoints: Remember to submit your stuff yall!
Juliamon: We are blessed with TWO art games tonight
JonnyGlitched: All my decisions are questionable
LoadingReadyRun: code is AKPG
DEATHlikescats: Yessssss!!!
aZephyrSage: most of my decisions are questionable
hi_im_emily: this has just been all my favorite jackbox games all night
ClodiumSoride: I loved Kathleen rocking the Tee KO shirt in the LRR Summer Games.
hi_im_emily: if you finish with fibbage that'll be perfect
LithelyUnshod: This will not be PG
NewtyNewts: I hope there's something as good as the Oh No shirt you wore in the Summer Games!
saucemaster5000: Chat I'm making pizza -- Should I go pepperoni or italian sausage?
mowdownjoe: Fun fact: you can answers from Job Job printed onto T-shirts.
RealGamerCow: I've been watching too much Not a Drop and thought this was Jacob
SpleenLord: Both
BrowneePoints: Italian Sausage
SmithKurosaki: @saucemaster5000 Yes
stevefromdetroit: both
benjamin_wheeler: sausage
JadedCynic: oof, tee ko this late in the stream? we're all tired...but still this is GOOD stuff <3
Dog_of_Myth: @saucemaster5000 Both
BrowneePoints: has more flavor than pepperoni
azureHaights: em-Tee your MIND
Xafty: i would LOVE some ribbon candy
JonnyGlitched: Wow just straight stealing from Duke Nukem?
NewtyNewts: Meowmeow song!
saucemaster5000: Think I'm going sausage. Not a big both fella
ContingentCat subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 61 months!
ContingentCat: getting close to nice
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, ContingentCat! (Today's storm count: 62)
MomoNo9: @realgamercow I can hear it
BrowneePoints: Anamanaguchi intensifies
v_nome: Is this Matt Berry?
Star_Lilith: @saucemaster5000 yes, but sausage if only one
nyperold: Another one where the audience participation is just... vote when pairs of shirts are presented.
ClodiumSoride: Best music!
TehAmelie: automat karbin parental guidance
Dog_of_Myth: Meow meow
SymphonicLolita: drawring...
objectivefailure: @v_nome Nah, this is Discount Matt Berry
SmithKurosaki: @v_nome Very possibly
iris_of_ether: escher3MEOW escher3MEOW escher3MEOW
enkor2113: is this the guy from it crowd?
sydnius: meow
Orxolon: meow meow
JadedCynic: Received Pronunciation, doncha know, chaps
NewtyNewts: Meow
stevefromdetroit: meow meow
JonnyGlitched: meow meow!
Gascitygaming: omg i love ben's avatar
control_rig: Meow meow!
gnome_friend: !findquote kitty
LRRbot: Quote #2759: "I want a kitty-lock!" —James [2016-06-10]
Heckhoundbolt: GlitchCat
badpandabear: escher3MEOW escher3MEOW escher3MEOW escher3MEOW
momma_tatts: meow meow!
mowdownjoe: Daniel is going to put out the primo drawings.
Lysander_salamander: love the music from this game
DEATHlikescats: My favorite song!
DekiSystem: CoolCat
JadedCynic: THANK YOU, I'm so happy I'm not the ONLY one singing along :D
SymphonicLolita: escher3MEOW escher3MEOW
PharaohBender27: escher3MEOW escher3MEOW - escher3MEOW - escher3MEOW escher3MEOW escher3MEOW escher3MEOW - escher3MEOW
DEATHlikescats: To watch jackbox to
Lysander_salamander: The character portraits are great too
JonnyGlitched: I usually listen to it at 1.25 speed and it's not the same
LordZarano: Avtomat Kalashnikova Parental Guidance
rockman1967: @gascitygaming You know it’s hair with a mouth right?
Fruan: Thicc Linne
NewtyNewts: You do one drawing in 2 minutes, then a second drawing in 2 minutes (or finish up your first if you didn't finish)
BrowneePoints: but yea keeping an eye on the time is key
DEATHlikescats: HypePurr HypeSus floabcJoy floabcOlive
JadedCynic: well, no - I'm seeing 30 sec left...
JonnyGlitched: Yeah the actual play information can be a bit sparse
TehAmelie: i wanna know, is there a limited selection of portraits? and do you get to pick first if you get there first?
NewtyNewts: Hooray, everyone got in!
stevefromdetroit: finishing early is a power move, it demonstraits dominance
BrowneePoints: @TehAmelie yes and yes
JadedCynic: now captions - MULTIPLE
JonnyGlitched: @stevefromdetroit I finish early with everything I do
NewtyNewts: Captions, it finishes once everyone's submitted 4 or you've run out of time
TehAmelie: makes sense
JadedCynic: wait...oh, ben's got it; IDK but I thought they had 60sec for the first one...
gibbousm: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrGREED
laundreydhull: Ear twitching; it's in lrrWHEELER 's nature
NewtyNewts: Kathleen took Ian's in response
stevefromdetroit: @JonnyGlitched - first place finisher! 🏆
LordZarano: Bens is best avatar
laundreydhull: is it?
Rhynerd: Wait, so I need to unsend that envelope full of money now?
NewtyNewts: I quite like Joey's
BrowneePoints: also in fun entertainment news for those of the Vindictive sort chat, Warner Discovery has lost $2.3 Billion in stock since Friday LUL
JonnyGlitched: @stevefromdetroit I didn't say I finish first, just early
SmithKurosaki: @BrowneePoints Nice
PharaohBender27: @Rhynerd Quick! Grab it out of the mailbox!
Juliamon: BrowneePoints Glad to hear it
Lysander_salamander: I should get out my sketchbook
emonotony: Rhynerd That's the thing about envelopes full of money - they always come with strings attached.
TehAmelie: i made this .jpg
Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePoints Thoughts and prayers
BrowneePoints: @Juliamon as someone with friends who worked on some of those cartoons, I cackle. I cackle with glee
JonnyGlitched: @emonotony not if you kill everyone who knows about it
themlin: sergeSqueak
wurmbane: Bolas did nothing wrong
laundreydhull: pipe down, Palpatine!
emonotony: JonnyGlitched Cut the strings, if you will?
gibbousm: when Maria said they just celebrated the 500th episode, is that counting from when they first started Magic the Amateuring or after becoming Good Luck, High Five?
cizzle_steam: so much clicking
wurmbane: Stormtroopers have family too
JadedCynic: I mean, after the games that have gone on before, I'm sure no one's got much shame left ;)
gnome_friend: Inside the Box Is:
NewtyNewts: Ah, it marks you 'finished' once it hits 3 slogans in fast mode
stevefromdetroit: they always miss them @wurmbane
TehAmelie: this is the last hour,r right? time to start chugging my energy drinks
wurmbane: lol
themlin: quantity over quality
JonnyGlitched: @emonotony cut, burn, melt...
mtvcdm: I'm hoping we find the perfect shirt for Tud Broski
randombillfolds: Fastgans.
JadedCynic: I have to say, all 8 avatars are adorable
Rhynerd: Almost last half hour. @tehamelie
TehAmelie: oh my
Lysander_salamander: look at the cute little kappa in the background
MomoNo9: Can we get a knife lunch shirt, pretty please?
public_key_reveal_party: kathleen's face makes me excited for this
rockman1967: Cutie soul stealer
gnome_friend: !card kappa can
LRRbot: Kappa Cannoneer [5U] | Artifact Creature — Turtle Warrior [4/4] | Improvise / Ward {4} / Whenever an artifact enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Kappa Cannoneer and it can't be blocked this turn.
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
stevefromdetroit: !findquote fun
LRRbot: Quote #1504: "Hey, that looks... awful... Have fun!" —Heather [2016-01-11]
TotallyNotaBeholder: Streamers hate fun and two day shipping
epsilondelphine: sickosArrive
TehAmelie: NOW the game truly begins
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL
JonnyGlitched: both amazing
stevefromdetroit: well i found my new pride shrit
JadedCynic: damn
GhostofJeffGoldblum: well I want that second one IRL
NewtyNewts: Total pride shirt
EikoandMog: Oh my god. A strong start.
underhill33: these are both amazing
SymphonicLolita: hahaha, yes!
corefluxx: Cheer100
public_key_reveal_party: STRONG start
aZephyrSage: now thats a pride shirt
Rhynerd: I love them both
emberBecky: ohhh they're both too good
matthaus_c: holy shit can I press BOTH buttons
Mister_The_Doc: Shame Wizard?
JonnyGlitched: the person in the window has no shame
LithelyUnshod: Pride rights!
MrPhlip: now is time for wrath month
KaleidoscopeMind: violence or flirting?
TehAmelie: haha, yeees, yesss
Winsterton subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 53 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Winsterton! (Today's storm count: 63)
JadedCynic: REMEMBER chat: you will have the option to ORDER and BUY (and wear) any of these shirts
DiscordianTokkan: The New meme!
JonnyGlitched: I mentioned Baba Yaga at a party and everyone looked at me like I was crazy
Dog_of_Myth: Sooo good
MomoNo9: ohhhh I want that on a shirt
Lysander_salamander: wat
Mr_Horrible: ah, current memes LUL
laundreydhull: I don't know this...
electra310: Brand new meme
DiscordianTokkan: Dame Judy Wench
SmithKurosaki: So glad were on the meme train
Sage0fMadness: every single one so far is a winner
matthaus_c: oh right that's the meme
emonotony: @KaleidoscopeMind Now I'm hearing that "outside" in a very distinctive 90's tone.
mtvcdm: Ahhhhh
public_key_reveal_party: I do not know this meme
NewtyNewts: I don't know what this meme is
PharaohBender27: @laundreydhull Extremely new meme (at least for English-speaking people)
TehAmelie: to be brutally clear, you may order any of these shirts as long as you have the skrilla
Haroldholmes25: sir
BrowneePoints: every month that isn't Pride Month is Wrath Month. This is Known.
Lysander_salamander: windmill slam
Humstuck: oh boy lol
DiscordianTokkan: Just RANCH'em
laikagoat: remy!
Strebenherz: freaking. ranch.
stevefromdetroit: oh my! as someone in the midwest - i have a new favorite
JonnyGlitched: Is this Wheeler's Shirt?
Dog_of_Myth: REMY
public_key_reveal_party: DOG!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: okay well easy slam
gnome_friend: Sloth Month
Lysander_salamander: yes good
Rhynerd: I gotta give it to ranch
kalira77: PUPPER
nightraven949: REMY!
hi_im_emily: @emonotony "kitty" (presidents of the united states of america, 1996)
matthaus_c: DOGGO
MomoNo9: Puppy!
NewtyNewts: Doggo!
emonotony: BrowneePoints I prefer sloth month.
mowdownjoe: PUBBY
iris_of_ether: benginLurk benginLurk benginLurk
SmoreThanAFeelin: reminald!
DiscordianTokkan: Hi Remy!
LarkSachrosis: benginHype
DekiSystem: rainbow, ranch is overrated
NightValien28: REMY REMY REMY
NightValien28: the goodest of the bois
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:24:14.
PharaohBender27: Doggo!
aWabbajack: coxSeafood
TheAinMAP: mattlrDogchamp
Serifina: I see the chaos is going strong, friends.
laundreydhull: I don't think it's an octopus...
Adamantcheese subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 19 months!
Adamantcheese: lrrHORN
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Adamantcheese! (Today's storm count: 64)
EikoandMog: I love that internally, they DEMANDED that the ability to buy the shirts was included to this game.
JonnyGlitched: nuggies!
SmithKurosaki: hey serifina
TehAmelie: sir-or-madam, will that be ranch, rhode island, or garlic?
laikagoat: fionLOL
JonnyGlitched: ha!
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Your back looks fantastic!
JonnyGlitched: YES
YeetTheRich_: lmao
Humstuck: loool
saucemaster5000: Shots fired
EikoandMog: Hooooooly
Dog_of_Myth: Fighting words
Lysander_salamander: wow
laundreydhull: WUT!?
stevefromdetroit: wow! shots fired
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
matthaus_c: LOOOOL
BrowneePoints: Is that one of those Japanese Hot Dog Octopuses?
AllTheWeasels: lrrWOW
YeetTheRich_: hateful
KaleidoscopeMind: big anime sword
Sage0fMadness: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
niccus: wait the art is eldraine
NewtyNewts: Lance
Kramburger: DANIEL
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "I'm not mad, I just want to talk."
rockman1967: Rude
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
laundreydhull: WAR CRIME!!?
DiscordianTokkan: lol
electra310: oooooh
JadedCynic: @TehAmelie that's why I emphasized "BUY" - there have been some I REALLY wanted to pay money....but the shipping to the remote locale where I live precluded it :(
mowdownjoe: lrrWOW
Kramburger: NO
GhostofJeffGoldblum: omg
laikagoat: windmill slam
PharaohBender27: O_o
BrowneePoints: I LOVE IT
Haroldholmes25: please no
matthaus_c: SO GOOD
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahaha
NewtyNewts: The Gengar!
mtvcdm: nope
SymphonicLolita: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
ContingentCat: oh no
Dog_of_Myth: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
mtvcdm: upset
DekiSystem: chat you know what you must do, vote 2
SnackPak_: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
RealGamerCow: yaaaaas
Humstuck: I love that one
MomoNo9: ohhh nooooo
GhostofJeffGoldblum: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
electra310: TEETH
iris_of_ether: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
YeetTheRich_: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Coogrr: Well that's unsettling
Sage0fMadness: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
LordZarano: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Fruan: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Bladinus: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
NotCainNorAbel: lrrCREEPL OOO lrrCREEPR
ContingentCat: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Drasvin: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
DeM0nFiRe: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
mowdownjoe: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Veraphage: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
JonnyGlitched: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Mai_Andra: Ooo, Bobby...
Kramburger: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
laundreydhull: GengarAtHome
DEATHlikescats: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Phailhammer: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Graham_LRR: There’s MY next purchase
kalira77: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
themlin: im buying that second one
momma_tatts: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Driosenth: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
TimIAm: Grimace Daddy
JadedCynic: I'll buy that, and just cut off the bottom few inches
TehAmelie: two amazing shirts, but only one i'd wear in public, sadly
MrMashadar: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Mai_Andra: It's Grimace grimacing.
NewtyNewts: lrrCREEPL ||||||||| lrrCREEPR
NonUniqueGuy: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
GhostofJeffGoldblum: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
NonjaBiru: lrrCREEPR lrrCREEPL
BrowneePoints: @Graham_LRR LUL
DiscordianTokkan: They got Graham a shirt!
niccus: i sort of want to see a group pic where everyone wears that shirt
emberBecky: lrrCREEPR lrrCREEPL
laundreydhull: