eric_christian_berg: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Manae: !next
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Fobia - St. Dinfna Hotel) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (0s ago).
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
Manae: lrrSPOOPY lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrSPOOPY
TheWriterAleph: ding ding ding
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs
GapFiller: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
SnackPak_: lrrSIG lrrSPOOP lrrSIG
Manae: lrrSIG lrrSPOOPY lrrSPOOPY lrrSIG
matthaus_c: lrrDOTS lrrSPOOP lrrARROW
ButButTheJesus: oh heck its a nope
matthaus_c: time to wet your nopes
saucemaster5000: Mine's def too dry
YawnLance: @matthaus_c What if my nope is already wet? Asking for a friend
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> It's so sad Ben & Adam died of Dinfna. | Who's Ben and Adam? | Dinfna Balls. | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fa4jIEJVUAIiin_.png || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1562228495773626371
Terr0rc0tta subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 69 months, currently on a 69 month streak!
Terr0rc0tta: Nice
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DiscordianTokkan: Dinfa Balls
chad_chadsworth: whats going on with everyone?
blip2004: 17 degrees outside, 30 in my apartment. fuck the 80% humidity I need to lower the temp before I go crazy
anorak4774: Dinfa Balls
saucemaster5000: Grillin shrimp tonight
Robot_Bones: Who's Dinfa Jobs?
DiscordianTokkan: I'm tooling around in Island Sanctuary in FFXIV.
anorak4774: what are you having with the shrimp
whitebadgerwolf88: yay!! it's the Lent`s Nonpe lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
saucemaster5000: Black Bean Salad, homemade rolls, a remoulade
prince_infidel: Dinfa Ligma
chad_chadsworth: save me some shrimp please
anorak4774: yummy
anorak4774: send me some
Darleysam: just because it autocompleted in my head earlier and I have to share it somewhere: sofa deez nutz
Robot_Bones: My answer when asked what am I having with my shrimp is always more shrimp
electra310: It's time!
Cheesequak subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 51 months!
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BusTed: lrrSPOOP
hatboozeparty: lrrSHINE
DoctorHutch: lrrFRUMP
SnackPak_: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
PharaohBender27: lrrSPOOP
electra310: You scared Adam, you monster!
Pteraspidomorphi: Grab a brush...
ButButTheJesus: BEN
mnemonicman: but I am le tired.
MegaDosX: You can't tell me what to do, I'm not your dad
Kramburger: But I'm TIRED
NimrodXIV: grab a little brush and-
chad_chadsworth: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
hatboozeparty: lrrEFF
Orxolon: ok,Ben
The_Color_Twelve: I'm up I'm up. I swear
Darleysam: grubbalubbalubbalubba MAKEUP
eric_christian_berg: He's not wrong.
saucemaster5000: time you to put on a little makeup
danfromoz: thanks ben. I shat myself
jessieimproved: you wanted to?
NarishmaReborn: oof
Orxolon: i'm out,i'm awake,i'm awake
Lyropithic: No object permanence?
LordZarano: Ben it's 1 AM
Popoto_Popopoto: As someone that works midnights, Ben is right
The_Color_Twelve: depressingly accurate
Tangsm: We're like old people in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
electra310: That's only during Desert Bus
CAKHost: Rise out of bed like a vampire "The time has come!"
TwitchTVsFrank: i am in bed and will not get out
DoctorHutch: nope.
YawnLance: Sounds lewd
Kramburger: Sir?
shendaras: <.< >.>
electra310: I have dropped my phone on my face during Desert Bus several times
saucemaster5000: James Turner?
MegaDosX: Don't look at me
CaptinOfBeez: its the highlight of my week
TacitusVigil: I heard they once played Let's Nope in solitary confinement at Rikers' as punishment. Kappa
Blakemcm: i parasocially love you bois
PhorrestGaze: I've put one foot in my bed to diisobay
chad_chadsworth: i feel amused
N30dude: Absolutley
Catcard: of course I do!
asthanius: I like watching friendship
gualdhar: please do not look up that meme with r34
eric_christian_berg: Yep
SevenNedlySins subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 37 months!
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PMAvers: Beej, since it means you're bringing in the big bucks?
The_Color_Twelve: katesShy
Drathak: SeemsGood
matthaus_c: I love watching the two funny boys that live in my sink
Lyropithic: Who's Sherley?
goombalax: sounds like some of them parasocials
th3mpire: i agree with adam
mnemonicman: Probably not and don't call me Shirley.
gibbousm: this is my favorite LRR Stream other than Dice Friends
SAJewers: :O
fiftymcnasty: Heart palpitations?
kumatsu: I get tingly for the homies @LoadingReadyRun
Terr0rc0tta: Friendly yelling makes me tingle
vellebastet: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
whitebadgerwolf88: absolutely lrrSHINE lrrAWESOME
Kramburger: Haha healthy behaviour
MegaDosX: Tickle tickle!
ButButTheJesus: i like you but not in that way
uchihab7: i find watching adam play mtg is interesting, its cool seeing the gears turn in his head for max plays
jessieimproved: Aww all the LRRfolk give me the warm fuzzies
mnemonicman: That'll get clipped
itira: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
vellebastet: I love Let's Nope!
BrindleBoar: that ol' homie tingle
anorak4774: definitely my favorite
MegaDosX: That'll never happen
electra310: Srs bsns
Kramburger: Just tinglin' with my boys
YawnLance subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 42 months!
YawnLance: Gotta love getting tingly for the boys
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SAJewers: lrrSHINE lrrSPOOPY
danfromoz: Let's Nope is a highlight as well.
TheWriterAleph: Time is money, friend.
A_Dub888: !findquote serious
LRRbot: Quote #5744: "You shouldn't take what I say seriously." —Beej [2019-01-21]
ButButTheJesus: srs fc this are srs bsns
electra310: Serious Ben and Serious Adam
DoodlestheGreat: SRS BIZNEZZ
FullMetalUke subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 39 months!
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Fanklok: How can you do a business if you're not wearing a watch?
Gizmoloid: Remember, Ben, a month ago we watched you go for icecream. I think that speaks for itself.
PharaohBender27: kates7
Kramburger: Delly the Belly
TheWriterAleph: Django the Banjo
TacitusVigil: The bones of Ben and the skins of Adam.
Scarbble: 'dinfna balls' made me actually lol
Dog_of_Myth: !store
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Juliamon: !store
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MegaDosX: Adam tried to bamboozle you
matthaus_c: store dot com slash loadingreadyrun
matthaus_c: check out Let's Nope Express on LRRVG
Laserbeaks_Fury: Slap that baby
saucemaster5000: happy to see Ben back I guess, but mostly just on TENDERHOOKS to find out more about St.Dinfna and what they are a saint of
electra310: Be sure to dongle the bongle
CaptinOfBeez: engaging comment
SnackPak_: GJ
Laserbeaks_Fury: Make him free
TheWriterAleph: ready loading run dot net. it's dot com!
goombalax: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
lazermeow: Proud of you.
NotCainNorAbel: 8/10
MegaDosX: *golf clap*
Kramburger: Please Clap
itira: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Ravynn: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
chad_chadsworth: 10/12 job
Dog_of_Myth: wheelerOok wheelerOok
JaymicUnyielding: good job, streamers
shendaras: seabatClap
NarishmaReborn: Clap
saucemaster5000: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
matthaus_c: work first, then banana
Tobenamed1: @LoadingReadyRun I am happy i actually caught a lets nope live!
BusTed: seabatClap
eric_christian_berg: PogChamp
Forgotten_Lizard: seabatClap seabatClap
vellebastet: seabatClap
Koshindan: Seriousness quota met.
TacitusVigil: We call it "Bengagement" here.
ButButTheJesus: *clap*
LadyEarlGreyWarden: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Drathak: Dont be mean in comments or adams mom will fuckin sucker punch you outta nowhere
anorak4774: seabatClap
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Fanklok: Ohhhh that's how Beej lives forever, the money
whitebadgerwolf88: didn't it start as "dingle the bingle?"
saucemaster5000: Two times shot
YawnLance: Gotta make sure you spit in the mouth first
BrindleBoar: 'kay
itira: ick
jessieimproved: okay too far
eric_christian_berg: Got weird fast this week.
Kramburger: Beejussy
Laserbeaks_Fury: Makin' it rain
MegaDosX: Ben: "We need to be serious" Also Ben: "Spit in my mouth Beej"
YawnLance: Not far enough
Darleysam: sounds like a challenge
Koshindan: Trickle Down Beejconomics.
Nigouki: @Kramburger No.
ButButTheJesus: @Koshindan No.
matthaus_c: yes kramburgerrrr
kumatsu: I've seen Adam's memes channel, it's defintiely not too far
MegaDosX: Adam ate glue
danfromoz: fisting kirby
Fanklok: There was that time Adam ate glue
YawnLance: I remember the days of long discussions of Drizzt cum
SnackPak_: it can be too far and not unexpected
Kramburger: KIRBUSSY
matthaus_c: yaoi hands
gualdhar: comedy is about finding the line, then kicking dirt over it and running off
MegaDosX: The fish mum getting stuck
kumatsu: you weren't here for cat butthole
HadesLeprechaun: drawing Shrek
jessieimproved: haha i've been around a minute
CaptinOfBeez: breakin the chairs
itira: we dont have to bring up the past Adam
SeaDiegoFC: bouncing on the chairs
Mattmitchell45: Life in the fastlane
MegaDosX: Is Vince Russo here?
matthaus_c: fisting kirby is just a thing everyone has to experience
eric_christian_berg: Even Serge brings up eating ass.
fcloud subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months!
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PhorrestGaze: when life gives you lemons have a party
selrahcthewise: mama bird baby bird with Beej would be too far
ComradeMik: sometimes you just talk about old man dick
saucemaster5000: ooooh lemon party!
BusTed: 🤔
The_Color_Twelve: Somedays you just wake up and decided to fist the heck out of kirby
ShifuDaxiongmao: I love this sober highbrow humor
matthaus_c: when life gives you goats
Kaorti: What did I just log into?
saucemaster5000: depends what you ate
MegaDosX: Do not Google that btw
Kramburger: Oh Ben you sweet summer child
gualdhar: don't let the lemon stealing whores get ya
Kaorti: also, what if someone steals your lemons?
electra310: You could make lemons from it
Juliamon: It does in an older meaning of lemon
YawnLance: Or do
saucemaster5000: don't. Unless...
eric_christian_berg: Awwww
DoctorHutch: why did you stop?
matthaus_c: Do asshole.
UnusuallyLargeMoth subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 49 months, currently on a 46 month streak!
UnusuallyLargeMoth: but did the goat hear or feel?
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TacitusVigil: What's Goatsy Ben?
YawnLance: Cowardice
Pteraspidomorphi: It's *Jackbox*
eric_christian_berg: But it is a classic!
Blakemcm: what a hero
Kaorti: Those vintage shock images...
Kramburger: Men Who Stare at Goatse?
CaptinOfBeez: no goatsie just killing kids
BjjBrain: I wonder if what goes into Kirby...that much comes out...poor them
eric_christian_berg: It's part of Our Culture!
DiscordianTokkan: Why'd you stop?
electra310: It was a good tactical choice
BrowneePoints: Must Fuckle the Knuckles
selrahcthewise: have you seen ma butthole!
gundamschwing subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 30 months!
gundamschwing: Ben, stop being such a bad influence on Adam. He was just an innocent little pumper before he met you. Now we don't even know what to call him.
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hurricanealpaca subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 15 months!
hurricanealpaca: What about Knuckles?
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itira: hawt
MegaDosX: Oh this was a Split the Room prompt?
Tobenamed1: Cheer100 I just been trying to catch more stuff live and as a math tutor for highschoolers, none of this phases me...
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ComradeMik: goatse dudes butthole must be super easy to check if he loses anything
BrowneePoints: He chose Feet instead
MegaDosX: I think the Goatse guy does porn now
matthaus_c: and if thou gaze long into the goatse, the goatse will also gaze into thee
Mattmitchell45: Look at my Mom's cry for help!
TacitusVigil: Uuuuuuh
Pteraspidomorphi: Sounds like an MLM
YawnLance: Mom's giving away feet for free
saucemaster5000: I mean, I'd retweet Ben's mom
Robot_Bones: What makes you hungrier: Bare Kirby Feet or Bare Sonic Feet?
TacitusVigil: But people will *think* that it's because "Yes my mom"
vellebastet: 😆 😂 😆
Kramburger: Would you follow your Mum's twitter
matthaus_c: yo MOM! WOOF WOOF
The_Color_Twelve: respect and support the hustle
ArdCollider: confirmed that Ben is Marten in Questionable Content
eric_christian_berg: Worship my mom's feet! Worship them!
UnusuallyLargeMoth: @LoadingReadyRun when was the last time you called your mom "mommy", honest question
fastlane250: respect the hustle
gundamschwing: Fobia: St. Dinfoot Hotel
Laserbeaks_Fury: OnlyGrans
BrindleBoar: "I'm not gonna click this link, but I will retweet it and turn off replies, have fun ma."
chad_chadsworth: what about peepaw?
Mattmitchell45: Grandma is very technically proficent!
Ummon_: would you watch it though?
Gascitygaming: it's like mmmmmmemaw like mmmmmuffins
TheWriterAleph: congratulations
eric_christian_berg: Congratulations!
electra310: Congratulations
itira: seabatClap seabatClap
Juliamon: Supportive, but from a distance
objectivefailure: Get that cheddar Gam Gam.
Kramburger: *Muffled clapping from the other room*
Fanklok: We're less than 5 minutes into the stream and this is where we're at
matthaus_c: sigma nuts
saucemaster5000: I call her Ms. Master
Orxolon: yesterday
BjjBrain: Ive always called her by her first name lol
Seth_Erickson: Yeah never I've only called them mom
goombalax: grandma's onlyfans is sure a topic 3 minutes into the stream
YawnLance: First names only.
gundamschwing: When is the last time Adam called Ben's mom?
NarishmaReborn: an alpha? when was the last time you called her Zordon?
MegaDosX: Good thing that alpha and beta nonsense is bullshit :p
Kramburger: Sigmas call their Mums by their first names
Gascitygaming: my mom was one of my teachers, try slipping up and calling her mom in class my folks.....
TehAmelie: in my country, the ordinary term is "mamma"
Juliamon: !clip
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ShifuDaxiongmao: "He's a 10, but doesn't call his mommy"
SnackPak_: "truths"
Fanklok: You can't go 0-Grandma's Onlfans this fast
MegaDosX: To be honest I'm not sure you could surprise me anymore, with some of the shit you've done and said :p
DoctorHutch: you did
BusTed: You did.
Forgotten_Lizard: wat
ComradeMik: gilf is a semi popular fetish
Koshindan: That is the phrase.
saucemaster5000: You did
Kramburger: Creed used it in the office
korvys: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #3597: "Oh no! I did a nice thing! No! I just wanted a haircut!" —Adam [2016-11-06]
Scarbble: in before "thanks for the sub, MemawsOnlyFans"
matthaus_c: unfortunately you did
Kramburger: Balls out
Roger_Job329: balls out
BusTed: showing testicles
Gascitygaming: you can "brain" someone like from Waiting
TehAmelie: and i think i called my mom mamma every single day i knew her
Koshindan: You have to say correct things.
CaptinOfBeez: the dingles are danglin
uchihab7: u mean showing gum?
Ravynn: That's because you're OLD Adam
DiscordianTokkan: Showing Balls. It's an American thing
TacitusVigil: So Graham and Paul are definitely cancelling Let's Nope, right? Kappa
korvys: Wrinkly
gualdhar: !findquote brain
LRRbot: Quote #2736: "I don't know what James does with his... brain." —Felix [2016-06-03]
The_Color_Twelve: I've not heard that one
Lyropithic: That's right, Adam
saucemaster5000: It's how too many of us think
TheWriterAleph: don't dingle that dangle
Kramburger: Balls out for the lads
Roger_Job329: hairy brain
gundamschwing: Brain sac
DiscordianTokkan: I have EXCLUSIVELY heard Floridians say it
MegaDosX: WOW
Forgotten_Lizard: I mean my brain is located in my lower half idc about y'all
elkae: Smooth brain smooth balls
BjjBrain: Ouch!!
eric_christian_berg: Adam is always right. Especially when he's wrong.
Tobenamed1: AJANI TOTALLY DESERVED
DoctorHutch: Bad Kitty!
ComradeMik: it's ok, adam, i've heard sticks out like dogs balls before
BjjBrain: not Ajani lol
NarishmaReborn: my poor cat Ajani
BusTed: Gotta nuke something.
Spacecarl: Okay thats where I draw the line in this chat.
chad_chadsworth: davriel's cool tho\
saucemaster5000: I'm okay with this
Joecool190: Wow
BrowneePoints: Kill all of Ben's favorites instead
objectivefailure: We going back to pre-lorwyn
matthaus_c: leave only Teferi
YawnLance: Fuck Ajani you say?
TacitusVigil: Make the new planes walkers characters from Fortnite.
DoctorHutch: jlrrNo jlrrNo jlrrNo BAD KITTY
matthaus_c: reprint teferi 3
BrowneePoints: and do it all offscreen
SaxPython: NotLikeThis CoolCat NotLikeThis
MegaDosX: @YawnLance benginBonk
gualdhar: furries perked up right there
Dog_of_Myth: lrrWOW lrrWOW
Darleysam: Ajani? Wack. Chandra? Wack. Nissa? Wack.
A_Dub888: Wait, isn't Liliana a Necromancer?
ShifuDaxiongmao: Elspeth - Dead. Again.
voslan: Na, we havn't had enought time with Angrath!
ComradeMik: kill em all, 14 million dead planeswalkers
Ba_Dum_Tish: Just 3 mana Tefari forever
TehAmelie: Elspeth has died and come back more than Jesus, that's as much as i know
matthaus_c: YawnLance would
Laserbeaks_Fury: Who's that Planeswalker?
BrowneePoints: They ain't killing one of the only black men Ben
korvys: Bengineering Bolas over here
KeytarCat: If we let Ajani die we might get a hot lesbian cat!
asthanius: You can’t kill Teferi, that’s racist
MegaDosX: lmaoooooo
Mattmitchell45: Bring back Commodore Guff!
Gascitygaming: Teferi knows what he did.... twice
BrowneePoints: Water Coolussy
Orxolon: we kill'em all but you have to say 1,which one?
BjjBrain: Fuck Ajani, OnlyFans lol
Forgotten_Lizard: Water coolussy
Koshindan: Watercoolussy.
gundamschwing: Kill Fuck Marry: Ajani, Teferi, Jace
Orxolon: *save
Seth_Erickson: it was water cooler yeah
TwitchTVsFrank: what about that child planeswalker?
MegaDosX: Has Adam not played Job Job?
DiscordianTokkan: Watercoolussy or something
Fanklok: Even Grist?
vellebastet: Watercoolussy 😆 😂 😆
Roger_Job329: Madlibs
matthaus_c: water coolussy is stronger than windmill slamming a dying child
MegaDosX: Everything in that office is sentient
DarknessKingCoH: Reprint JtMS in standard then kill'em off.
SaxPython: Nixon won
ComradeMik: at least you know the water coolussy is wet
BrowneePoints: watch them kill all the walkers but Jace
YawnLance: Keys
The_Color_Twelve: line must be drawn somewhere
Blade_Tiger: People shouldn't be punished for crimes that are objectively funny
Blakemcm: This game is Ass
Fanklok: There was a boss fight?
saucemaster5000: 1k Donation if you tell us the plot
Kramburger: Sounds like it's time for Returnal
goombalax: guess we gotta start fresh
chad_chadsworth: there was a boss that kinda looked like fleshy b
MegaDosX: There's some spacetime bullshit going on in a horror hotel
aWabbajack: tqsGhost
Dog_of_Myth: Or, hear me out, what if we just play Job Job.
korvys: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #5867: "It's art right?" —Adam [2019-03-06]
TheWarDoctor8: with the key cards with no security
A_Dub888: "Luigi's Mansion 3" got it
Ba_Dum_Tish: Isn't Let's nope basically constant crimes at this point?
vellebastet: There it is
DarknessKingCoH: We could all just say you finished it.
BrowneePoints: in positive news Ben, they showed off more Callisto Protocol and damn it looks good
BusTed: 🤜
ashesandmochi: i saw rammstein this weekend and my brain's still fried, so i'm extremely ready for this tbh
The_Color_Twelve: You guys really do make me smile
ShifuDaxiongmao: #RefinedFisting
luke1x subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 11 months!
luke1x: saved the sub for the spoop strean
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vellebastet: 🤛
Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePoints Yeah, it looks really good
Marc_otato: @ashesandmochi mtl???
ComradeMik: the line between watch + play and let's nope is a blurry one
ashesandmochi: @Marc_otato YES
loser2709: hi guys
BusTed: benginO7
frank_the_great: Mods are great! <3
Kramburger: Don't trauma dump in chat
TacitusVigil: Well, *somebody* has to work hard here. Guess it's the mods. :D
Anubis169: no YOU
BrowneePoints: wait did Cori not clear those after Talking Sim?
TheWarDoctor8: security cards are in plain view; there's no subtlety
chad_chadsworth: you ever salute so hard it hurts?
ashesandmochi: ooohhh
Kramburger: NO RULES JUST RIGHT
Fanklok: Would you rather play this or The Quarry again
Anubis169: chad_chadsworth: that's called a facepalm
Kramburger: HELL YEAH
BrowneePoints: Io Otter was the first on the Talking Sim subs
BusTed: That's fair.
vellebastet: Beej seabatClap
Kramburger: NEG US DADDIES
Gascitygaming: Gavin!
TacitusVigil: Metaphorically or literally?
saucemaster5000: But just the ones in chat right now
matthaus_c: I mean you've treated us worse before
Suffix: I'll allow it.
Omthebox: Well if Beejs says its okay. I guess I have to
ButButTheJesus: how? how do i fuck myself?
aWabbajack: karacoMod @Anubis169 zekeHI ModLove
MegaDosX: X to Doubt, guys
luke1x: Beej what about #sponsered streams
asthanius: Beej!
Forgotten_Lizard: how is that any different from usual?
ComradeMik: i mean, i might go fuck myself either way
Anubis169: hello there aWabbajack lrrAWESOME
airddragon: I still feel welcomed and loved.
Kramburger: Liars gonna Lie
Fanklok: Kramburger, I'd say you should be in jail but you're already in Australia
MegaDosX: Sounds like a pile of lies there boys
asthanius: That sounds entirely plausible
ThorSokar: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
BrindleBoar: "Adam stood up for twitch chat" no, this joke has gone too far, suspension of belief disrupted
LazyC0Mmander: @chad_chadsworth Don't know what this is about, but don't we all?
luke1x: did they tell you to the grown ups were talking
saucemaster5000: We call it the Grahamhatten
gundamschwing: hot
Ravynn: Graham "Mouth Spitter" Stark
ButButTheJesus vomits
Gascitygaming: then someone's grandma started and OF
asthanius: Adam’s really enjoying that salary
Koshindan: At least they put you in the pit first.
Suffix: Hey ben, that's a fancy Towel beer you've got there.
Blakemcm: Game sound super high
goombalax: one for you and one for me
CaptinOfBeez: it loud
ThorSokar: it is a touch loud
Roger_Job329: yes
whitebadgerwolf88: for anyone who hasn't seen it yet, the new Krog Crapshot posted today is...(chefs kiss) amazing lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Blakemcm: Shoot gun, still kinda loud
Scy_Anide: Just fire off a couple of rounds so we'll know if it's too loud.
BusTed: It's Luigi's Mansion style levels.
Kramburger: The fuck's up with this anti-aus chat? All the criminals stayed in the UK, have you SEEN the British Museum?
MegaDosX: Oh no my ears
Tobenamed1: @LoadingReadyRun I watched Adam run his face into boshy and play POE, none of this shocks me
matthaus_c: that is exactly li'l wayne
TheWarDoctor8: CHAIR
DoctorHutch: some weak ass weezying
Blakemcm: lil wayne got all the face tatoos before it was cool
goombalax: Lil' Wayne is the perma-autotune
TwitchTVsFrank: great impression!
frank_the_great: I can vouch for Ben here
TheWriterAleph: SHAUN?!
saucemaster5000: That' a dolphin impression
ashesandmochi: salazar mech vibes
Roger_Job329: Bens correct
CaptinOfBeez: we need you all playing karaoke on a stream lol with chat picking songs
BjjBrain: 10/10 impression
The_Color_Twelve: wow
chad_chadsworth: i forgot the dude talked
matthaus_c: money on the table
Fanklok: T-Payne is the one who can autotune at will
MegaDosX: Wow.
BusTed: 🐬
shendaras: O, competition.
James_LRR: shoot the statue in the pee pee
luke1x: that's why he makes such good human music
MegaDosX: I mean.
Kramburger: That's gimmick infringement brother
Zath_: How can one be better when they both so bad
TheWarDoctor8: That joke took a month to put together
Kramburger: Mods?
Gascitygaming: Lrr irl paintball stream?
couchboyj: A dolphin doing a Lil Wayne impression
Going_Medium: Do the New Zealand dolphin.
PhorrestGaze: I need to hear adam's for comparison
goombalax: where did you guys get the real, actual live dolphin?
MegaDosX: Wow, get dragged
gualdhar: it's the PEE-K entertainment!
matthaus_c: I'd rather get shot by the statue's pee pee lrrBEEJ
Kramburger: G'day, I hope this lettero finds your wello
TacitusVigil: Typical James
saucemaster5000: How long did you talking about kirby fisting recently?
ComradeMik: fuck, i could go for a snag
TheWriterAleph: that sounds just like him, sounds legit
James_LRR: It’s kinda like he’s in the room right now.
ComradeMik: ya boi is hungry
Darleysam: make sure you've got your trakky daks on, too
ButButTheJesus: what language is this
Kramburger: Tell him that he'll dinkie-die
Kramburger: Tracksuit pants
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: just got here. you boys Speedrunning this awful thing?
ComradeMik: track pants
MegaDosX: So "dacks" is slang for pants
korvys: Track pant - sweatpants
juneblue58: Tracksuit pants.
Abelzumi: I think that's a type of bird
MegaDosX: Thus, "tracky dacks" is trackpants
Lionhardt544: Hello spooky boys I am happy you are here to distract me from the brain gremlins
juneblue58: "Dacks" are pants in general.
frank_the_great: Who's Steve Jobs?
Shelvish_Fyshstic: Is Adam's Funko impression similar to an Australian dolphin?
Kramburger: They're daggy
chad_chadsworth: 10/10 tagline
TacitusVigil: Dabo!
MegaDosX: Dave-o
Kramburger: Dvae-o
korvys: Dave-o
saucemaster5000: Hey I only date tracky dackers
luke1x: pretty sure nobody finds those attractive even the same sex
Abelzumi: Me say dave me say dave me say daaaave-o
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korvys: Like Dave... but it wasn't long enough
Kramburger: Davo come and me wanna go hoooome
BusTed: That was an Aussie check.
BusTed: They all showed up.
TacitusVigil: Dabo is what you shout when you win Dabo.
gundamschwing: G'Day'vo
BjjBrain: must be some guy, some guy named Dave-o
DEATHlikescats: I've met those people
vellebastet: 😆 😂 😆 OMG
vellebastet: Definitely using that now
Tobenamed1: Why does this give me resident evil vibes?
steelfox13: I've certainly been ghosted
eric_christian_berg: Which parent got the ghost?
frank_the_great: Ghosts aren't real
DiscordianTokkan: Were the ghosts the reason?
MegaDosX: Yes
DEATHlikescats: not ghost but afterimage. like an emotional negative of a feeling or incident
RealGamerCow: The most haunted place I've been is Gettysburg. That place is fuckin cursed
TheWarDoctor8: The divorce was so bad the ghosts left?
blip2004: yes
YawnLance: Maybe there was someone else also living in your house
Blakemcm: You got racoons Ben
chad_chadsworth: yea\
Kramburger: Did the ghosts sound like whispered arguements?
asthanius: Yes
Omthebox: Yeah kinda
TwitchTVsFrank: yes
Zath_: Yup they sure do
Talin06: yes Ben they do
asthanius: That’s literally how it works
BjjBrain: I believe that you believe you witnessed a ghost
TheWarDoctor8: I'm sorry
Mattmitchell45: My childhood home creaked
Abelzumi: The ghost left to join a crew of Canadians...
YawnLance: Yes.
Forgotten_Lizard: Yes
ashesandmochi: the wood creaks a lot even in my new house
Zath_: Yup
gualdhar: yes
MegaDosX: I grew up in an old house too
asthanius: No I’m a ghostbuster
NotCainNorAbel: yep, everyone of us
Tobenamed1: Yes
korvys: Chat loves wood.
A_Dub888: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a family stream.
kumatsu: yeah, I'm actually Norm Abram
saucemaster5000: I'll take a minute from doweling this buttress to explain it to you
Abelzumi: I legit meant to say comedians
DEATHlikescats: I watched Bob Villa back in the day
Gascitygaming: STACKtv thank you
CaptinOfBeez: I've got a masters PHD in home building
aWabbajack: I used to be a house
Blakemcm: I love me some HG tv
Lyropithic: Statistically, some of them have wood
Blade_Tiger: Why yes I have a PhD in creaky old-ass houses
Pteraspidomorphi: I lived in an old house once or twice
BusTed: We all watched Bob Villa growing up.
chad_chadsworth: ive loived in my housse for thousands of years, id know
Masslost: i just stayed at a holiday inn
matthaus_c: I'm a carpenter lawyer astronaut
TwitchTVsFrank: twitch chat > bob villa
Omthebox: Somebody is salty their ghosts arent real and its just bad carpentry
NarishmaReborn: the only carpenter you ever need, the ol' JC
Transmuted_Elf: I cant aford to do anything but rent. why would i know that?
gundamschwing: I learn everything from Reddit and Twitter
BusTed: 23
gualdhar: 23rd
aWabbajack: HGTV's Love it or List it !
goombalax: no you're right, its definitely spirits reaching from beyond to creep around your house at night
DarknessKingCoH: This Old House was on the ol bunny ears
DEATHlikescats: I appreciate ya'll being old enough to remember Bob Vila
matthaus_c: every week I legit forget how much this game sucks
Transmuted_Elf: look at the date on the pad
Roger_Job329: New Yankee Workshop and this old house host
korvys: There's a date on the pad
TehAmelie: Zorro with an E
EveningStarComp: I would love to watch an HGTV show about fixing the ghosts out of old houses. Would be amazing!
chad_chadsworth: 09?
korvys: 19/09/10
Kramburger: G A M E P L A Y
BusTed: Who knows.
Dalrint: I loved This Old House so much as a little kid.
MegaDosX: The 19th month
DEATHlikescats: 1908 prob
saucemaster5000: I love Dinfnatober
Kramburger: VERY POSITIVE REVIEWS
matthaus_c: dark souls shortcut
BusTed: :)
matthaus_c: clap clap clap clap clap
PMAvers: Shortcut get!
asthanius: Longcut
Tobenamed1: clap clap clap clap clap
DEATHlikescats: super secret shortcut code!
Tangsm: If that isn't the statue hall, they need a better naming convention.
Kramburger: Statue Hall deeze nuts on your head
chad_chadsworth: shoot it in the dick i guess, im out of ideas
goombalax: this is merely the statue foyer
DEATHlikescats: like a decoder ring telling you to drink more Ovaltine
Laserbeaks_Fury: No, go to the Statue of Anthony Michael Hall
DarknessKingCoH: Looks like the statue bought itself a drank
Kramburger: Maybe it meant statue Hell
MegaDosX: You have several keys it would seem
eric_christian_berg: There is a Haunted House Renovator game that was announced earlier this year.
matthaus_c: you have a Metal key and a Metal key
Juliamon: So many keys, yet not the correct one
chad_chadsworth: new d2 update today
Kramburger: Froot froot, mutherfucker
SAJewers: ok, looked it up for Adam: Norm Abram was a PBS Host https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norm_Abram
chad_chadsworth: its about space pirates
matthaus_c: be honest, did you pick this game to make us miss Bloodborne :p
EikoandMog: Ben, ps.
aWabbajack: sogTOS ?!
saucemaster5000: fight fight fight
DEATHlikescats: @matthaus_c Key, the metal Idol?
steelfox13: ooooo ghost dick
asthanius: It’s a thong
Roger_Job329: not hanging brain
CAKHost: 0/10
Koshindan: Ken doll statue.
gualdhar: artificial crotch bulge
Abelzumi: I gotta go with James with this. You guys are really spoiling us, though
Kramburger: They're tucking
DiscordianTokkan: The meek shall not inherit his girth, rip
yalc321: The pope got to it
onekitchenknife: what a time to tune in to the stream-- looking for a statue's weenie
matthaus_c: ok but how big that statue's hands be tho
DEATHlikescats: smoothed for the sensors
Abelzumi: We're seeing two wieners constantly
EikoandMog: So, like, I am having a hard time working it out after the streams I've watched. Is this.. actually good?
matthaus_c: gotem
CAKHost: @yalc321 Now I am just thinking there is a stach of stone dongs somewhere in the world...
chad_chadsworth: the walking animation with the gun is so jolly its realy funny
EikoandMog: Two weiners. Chat and another weiner.
Abelzumi: We could never <3
Transmuted_Elf: picture of a picture?
yalc321: @yalc321 Probably the Vatican
RealGamerCow: It's a horror game, of course it's not good
Tobenamed1: Is it actually spoopy tho?
eric_christian_berg: It's too exciting. I'm afraid to go get some tea in case I miss something.
matthaus_c: it's not good, it's Overwhelmingly Positive
luke1x: what has been the worst game you have played on let's nope?
kumatsu: There were new trailers out of gamescom today and I thought of Let's Nope for... one of them
Dalrint: Ahem: Hey boobies
saucemaster5000: the steam reviews! They lied!
Tobenamed1: booooooobbbies
frank_the_great: Let's Nope has been on a good streak, but for a while they exclusively played bad-but-entertaining games
couchboyj: Talking about those hot dog sized thimbs on your characters
chad_chadsworth: no peepee but yes boobs?
eric_christian_berg: Sexism at work.
DEATHlikescats: @chad_chadsworth the hypocrisy
chad_chadsworth: im calling the cia
matthaus_c: pull on the pp to solve the puzzle
RealGamerCow: the handle is his donger
NimrodXIV: we determined he didn't have a handle
Kramburger: There's a game that I saw another channel play that might be good for Let's nope called 'I'm on observation duty' it's kinda like if FNAF was a spot the difference puzzle game
Abelzumi: This statue is blasphemous—it has golden calves
matthaus_c: it says You have no choice
matthaus_c: which is the truest thing this game has said so far
Laserbeaks_Fury: It means "X Marks The Spot"
RealGamerCow: seabatCHOICE
Kramburger: seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE
couchboyj: seabatCHOICE
TheWarDoctor8: wait, was something taped to the wall by the door?
shendaras: Is it a ghostly note? Do you have to camera to find it maybe?
Kramburger: Shaun?
chad_chadsworth: @matthaus_c always the option to alt f4 and play a better game
frank_the_great: It means 'no worries, for the rest of your days'
matthaus_c: ffs
NimrodXIV: cool game
Kramburger: OH MY ACTUAL GOD what the hell game
eric_christian_berg: Glad we are all on the same page.
MegaDosX: It took this guy this long to get to "fuck this"?
El_Funko: crank dat soulja register
electra310: Did she leave us her to die? No, she left us here yester die!
BusTed: Naturally.
NimrodXIV: key to get a key, etc
UnusuallyLargeMoth: YES! more KEYS!
MegaDosX: The key fairy
ashesandmochi: keys
DEATHlikescats: overlook hotel carpet on stairs is a nice homage
silenceaux: Stephanie, before taping the handle to the wall
Kramburger: Very. Positive. Reviews.
BusTed: 🔑
matthaus_c: keys nuts
saucemaster5000: The deuchergeist
chad_chadsworth: the voice acting sound like final fantasy dub
SymphonicLolita: this is like a shitty immersive escape room
Tangsm: She could have just taped the key. She wanted to make you work for it.
Kramburger: Now Keys and Make Up
EikoandMog: I'm going to be honest, I have definitely seen people put keys to things in a register.
Laserbeaks_Fury: To keep it safe TILL you needed it
TacitusVigil: Captain Keys (shakes hands)
MegaDosX: @El_Funko Mate you missed Adam's impression of you earlier, it was spot on
Robot_Bones: Can't let them get there, cause then they will be there
couchboyj: It was one of the gabba-ghouls
DiscordianTokkan: La Femme Tha-Key-Ta
DEATHlikescats: it's the main baddie of this game
kumatsu: I want a game jam where you're the person hose job it is to hide all these keys before a horror game starts
BorealMage: This game should've just been called "Keys"
saucemaster5000: ours is not to reason why, ours is but to do or die
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
matthaus_c: TOO SMART
El_Funko: Ben's GAMIN
chad_chadsworth: those are some bad gears, theyre not even linked
Dog_of_Myth: First try!!!
TwitchTVsFrank: lmao
Abelzumi: TK TK TK TK tk tk TK
TheWarDoctor8: 0_0'
BusTed: Matched symbols.
silenceaux: Yeah, that makes sense.
SnackPak_: seabatBRAIN
shendaras: seabatClap
MegaDosX: Such a big brain on that boy
TheWarDoctor8: HOW
Kramburger: Ben with the 300IQ gaming
El_Funko: ez murder puzzles for babies
chad_chadsworth: MORE GOD DAMN KEYS
BorealMage: Gamer alert
PharaohBender27: @BorealMage Except that would also have to be the title of several other Let's Nope games :p
TacitusVigil: But I thought Adam was the smartest man alive for perfectly predicting Until Dawn?
MegaDosX: Also here's a question: is a key in a cash register better or worse than a key in a soft drink can?
DEATHlikescats: when you roll a bat 20 irl
Abelzumi: Which makes you a wonderful drummer
ComradeMik: yes you are baby boy
TheWarDoctor8: Oh you match across too
EikoandMog: That nat 20 Investigation
DEATHlikescats: *Nat 20
Blade_Tiger: Just solve the puzzles 4Head
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Using your "one time" there?
El_Funko: about how hot I am?
BorealMage: @pharaohbender27 lol fair point
saucemaster5000: Yup
silenceaux: They could have made that puzzle way worse by reusing symbols more frequently, but that would be a war crime
MegaDosX: Wow
TheWarDoctor8: Don't worry Funko, it was flattering
DAC169: did you match the symbol to the cymbal?
vellebastet: ADAM
El_Funko: Well not for free
matthaus_c: gimme a sippy of that spitty
kumatsu: Right down to the lobby
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c Why.
saucemaster5000: 1 minecraft
xantos69: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 36:27.
MegaDosX: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 4:15:47. lrrSPOT
Abelzumi: I think it means excuse me
DEATHlikescats: kink like that gets expensive
El_Funko: Deal
gundamschwing: Canadian Dollars or Australian Dollars?
EikoandMog: LUL
silenceaux: that means you have to play Tarkov now
BusTed: The real get is getting Adam to play Tarkov.
gualdhar: Funko's buying a ticket now
goombalax: maybe funko will mail you some authentic gamer spit from austrailia
MegaDosX: "Oh no I wasn't expecting to get this far" - Adam, probably
BusTed: 🤔
silenceaux: X to Doubt
Abelzumi: I'd let you play them with my heart...
couchboyj: says twice the boshy
A_Dub888: ItsBoshyTime
MegaDosX: Careful Adam, your nose is growing
Kramburger: Said the man that played through Boshy Twice
couchboyj: ItsBoshyTime ItsBoshyTime
Roger_Job329: You play Boshy
chad_chadsworth: youre literally playing this game right now
matthaus_c: wait, Boshy is supposed to be miserable?
Kramburger: They said ESTEEMED Ben
UnusuallyLargeMoth: The Esteemed Guest List Is Rated R
DEATHlikescats: boshi^2
NarishmaReborn: one was "self-employed"
SeaDiegoFC: self-employed was on there
TheThromborax: Adam would play Tarkov if it was a platformer it a third-person ARPG
frank_the_great: Right, Adam's the Boshy
luke1x: severe lack of chat on that list as well
Micsig: who just leaves two bullet around?
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saucemaster5000: This is how freaky friday starts
TheWarDoctor8: Uh oh, the ammo resupply room
MegaDosX: Kramburger takes over Let's Nope? I'm down for that
matthaus_c: I would love to see Kramburger do this job, can they get a permanent spot
Kramburger: Wait, my night or your night?
DEATHlikescats: boss incoming?
RealGamerCow: What that object do?
TheThromborax: when is Choo Choo Charles?
PharaohBender27: ". . . . And thus spurred the birth of Kramburger's streaming empire" Kappa
Transmuted_Elf: many jobs ive worked at had backup key in register
TheThromborax: can it be soon?
matthaus_c: @TheThromborax apparently comes out in november
luke1x: oh God can we have guest Aussie take over with Kramburger and Funko
Kramburger: I'll called my followers the Famburger
TinkerTezz: I would do this tonight but i had a rough day landscaping so no stream tezzer1Lookatme
chad_chadsworth: how long is this game?
Abelzumi: Who is the hottest horror game protagonist?
matthaus_c: famburger rise up
silenceaux: About 50 MB of memory judging by the age of it
TheThromborax: @matthaus_c that's actually not that bad. better if it hit Halloween. but whatever
EikoandMog: Oh god, I know the exact kind of nugget MP3 player that is. It's not good.
chad_chadsworth: its just full of mcr
Kramburger: Yes we Canburger
gualdhar: Julie
DEATHlikescats: Alan Wake?
saucemaster5000: and why is it choo choo charles
Laserbeaks_Fury: Cheryl Mason
TheWarDoctor8: Leon. It's Leon
RealGamerCow: Jill Valentine
Kramburger: Chris Redfield
MegaDosX: Leon's not bad
MyBuddySuperfly: Putt Putt
Robot_Bones: Leon
ashesandmochi: i wanna go with leon
matthaus_c: the cenobites from hellraiser
Abelzumi: Oh no I didn't mean for anyone to actually consider
matthaus_c: wait horror games
EikoandMog: I'm gonna go with Fiona Belli from Haunting Ground, but that's me.
Kramburger: Leon looks like his mum cuts his hair
TheThromborax: RE4 Leon, but not any other one
saucemaster5000: Lady D?
Gascitygaming: i missed the question
silenceaux: @Abelzumi You deserve an honest answer
DAC169: I know many people who would disagree with you there aipLUL
Mistborn83: Canadians say "sorry" so much that a law was passed in 2009 declaring that an apology cant be used as evidence of admission of guilt.
MegaDosX: @Gascitygaming Hottest horror game protagonist
Abelzumi: We're twitch chat we don't deserve nothin'
Fanklok: Agent
El_Funko: Doom slayer can get it
YawnLance: Barry's great with words too
Gascitygaming: Alan Wake?
bishop_ftw: walkers son
Mistborn83: This accounding to my fact of the day calendar
chad_chadsworth: ive seen some monstrosities come out of the blood borrne character creator
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ethan Winters has the most unforgettable face
Kramburger: Barry will cuddle after sex
raulghoulia: James Sunderland. Hands down. Great Husband
Orxolon: Salazar
MyBuddySuperfly: "you have no choice!!!"
luke1x: ps1 Barry?
MegaDosX: @El_Funko Brings new meaning to "rip and tear until it is done"
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bishop_ftw: weskers son
TheThromborax: @kramburger Barry eats a sandwich after sex
Abelzumi: Barry Myfaceinthatchest
matthaus_c: the protag from Lost In Vivo can get it, probably
gualdhar: hey oh
Laserbeaks_Fury: A *Jill* sandwich?
PharaohBender27: Phrasing?
TheWarDoctor8: adam's face lol
EikoandMog: Please don't say 'fist' when we're talking about hot characters.
loser2709: agent had some good lines. he let Ada talk
vellebastet: He's a 10, but he likes first zombies
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
DEATHlikescats: certainly... a phrase
MyBuddySuperfly: camera?
YawnLance: Not phrasing, just fisting
danfromoz: James Sunderland.
Kramburger: Barry's the type of person to say "I haven't eaten all yes on Jan 1st"
SymphonicLolita: No Phrasing Allowed
BusTed: 🤜 🧟
MegaDosX: Wow
RealGamerCow: Carry on.
Kramburger: Graham, don't make this weird
TheyThemPronouns: was that just a teeny phone on that desk?
chad_chadsworth: he gets it from his dad, who fists the shit out of a boulder
danfromoz: Well fisting zombies makes a change from Kirby
MyBuddySuperfly: try the camera?
TheThromborax: there's a whole silicon toy manufacturer for that joke
SnackPak_: fist a zombie?
matthaus_c: you're supposed to fist some zombies
TheWarDoctor8: Okay, no I neeed a Graham as Bezos boss bit
saucemaster5000: when is the good part?
Crazyginder22: Banana?
couchboyj: ghost camera?
mark_cimino: lrr preprerelease?
saucemaster5000: donde esta the good part
chad_chadsworth: sv_cheats 1
Koshindan: Fisting zombies is a line, but Goatse Jackbox is on the okay side.
BlindProphet32: camera shenanigans?
chad_chadsworth: noclip
MyBuddySuperfly: camera?
Robot_Bones: guys I think this game might be bad
Transmuted_Elf: camera handprint?
TheThromborax: yes this is MTG
itira: ooo oo! I know what do to! ....... Find the key! Kappa
SagaMonstrum: Donde esta Chadland
Kramburger: Use the not-key on the not-door
Kramburger: Ding, gratz
Laserbeaks_Fury: You opened the box....
Gascitygaming: speaking of the Resi 5 unskippable just went up!
UnusuallyLargeMoth: I love how the Upgrade Item is called Upgrade Item
Abelzumi: They host shotgun weddings
Edgarware subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 70 months!
Edgarware: Dinfna
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SymphonicLolita: its in texas
shendaras: Nice hotel?
ActionJB: Its an american thing
UnusuallyLargeMoth: they couldn't call it anything imaginative like Quantum Matrix or Fear Box or something no it's Upgrade Item
Akaiatana: There are full metal jackets in the coat check.
Robot_Bones: its always in America
TheWarDoctor8: @Abelzumi lol
saucemaster5000: In the US ammo grows on trees and hamburgers eat people
Darleysam: that's because they're Americans
SquareDotCube: so Tarkov?
Zath_: Because they're all American
7gorobei: bullet on your pillow
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goombalax: Silent Hill
Koshindan: A game with backtracking, and you find all the ammo that fell out of your pocket.
HadesLeprechaun: Silent Hill
Kramburger: You can shoot a gun, it's the hitting things that's the tricky bit
silenceaux: Horror protagonist who is actually a Track and Field competitor and can just Run Away properly
Laserbeaks_Fury: Booker, catch!
Akaiatana: The Quarry
El_Funko: they're in the One More streams
Crazyginder22: a game where it is your job to leave ammo all over the place for other characters to find later
Abelzumi: Usually on my PVP team
Fanklok: Oregon Trail style, pick your loadout at teh start and that's all your ammo and stuff
DarknessKingCoH: Johnny from MGS4
PhorrestGaze: too dead to be the protag
LordZarano: Reciever?
LeopardaoSnow: they die during the open cinematic
chad_chadsworth: isnt this game set in portugal?
DarthRagnar815: In Star Wars as stormtroopers?
SagaMonstrum: Ammo lying around gets increasingly funnier the more civil the setting of a game is
ThorSokar: it's more point, bang, and now my hands hurt
TheWarDoctor8: @Akaiatana true
AtomicAlchemical: Oh so *now* you want Silent Hill gunplay
iconicshadow89: Most video game pro tags are American and this can shoot guns
matthaus_c: ABO Y/N lrrBEEJ
Alex_Frostfire: @Laserbeaks_Fury There's a lockpick over there.
eric_christian_berg: Protagonist that shoots wildly and screams every time it goes off (and drops it half the time).
mark_cimino: anyone know if and when lrr preprerelease is supposed to happen?
Abelzumi: Riiiiiight up teh butt
SagaMonstrum: Like walking through a hospital and picking up ROCKETS
MegaDosX: Ring ring
Kramburger: This game is beyond parody
Juliamon: !ppr
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MyBuddySuperfly: Alô
chad_chadsworth: its the one from re7
Abelzumi: Why is his hand so big???
MegaDosX: Good lord either his hands are enormous or that phone is tiny
doubledbear: Wouldn't be much of a first person shooter if your character couldn't shoot huh.
owmacohe: That phone's so tiny
Abelzumi: Or is the phone small
Juliamon: That phone is tiny as hell
PharaohBender27: This dialogue tho
Kramburger: Piano Monster
MegaDosX: "That fucking piano monster"
uchihab7: How old is that phone like wtf
vellebastet: I forgot about the voice acting
MyBuddySuperfly: calm down, Betão
matthaus_c: it's not like it was a hard boss fight, Roberto, geez
itsr67: me when I describe boo house in super mario 64
xantos69: Are we just gonna walk on past "Piano Monster"
Kain2270: This doesn't sound like the voice of a guy who is proficient in multiple firearms.
MegaDosX: WHAT KIND OF LOGIC IS THAT
adept_nekomancer: "Piano monster" makes me think of the ghost house level from Super Mario 64.
SagaMonstrum: Still better than Daymare
MegaDosX: "I heard piano so I had to run"
chad_chadsworth: this dude talks like a 4kids dub
SymphonicLolita: "sorry but I peaced out"
Omthebox: OOOH burn
danfromoz: Man, I always argue with my wife about the piano monster.
ThorSokar: THE ILLUSION OF CHOICE
DarknessKingCoH: Break a window?
saucemaster5000: This guy thinks one word at a time, not in sentences
couchboyj: seabatCHOICE
UnusuallyLargeMoth: this Roberto guy is perhaps the most reasonable horror game character I've watched
DEATHlikescats: he kinda sounds like Nelly?
ashesandmochi: whyy
matthaus_c: @danfromoz and that's why I got a divorce and married the piano monster
Kramburger: You have an escape route, they're called Windows
Gascitygaming: how big is this lavatory?
matthaus_c: @UnusuallyLargeMoth it's a shame he has zero agency benginLul
Laserbeaks_Fury: OF COURSE THERE'S A SECRET LAB UNDER THE HOTEL
Abelzumi: OH, wait! Have you guys played MICHIGAN: REPORT FROM HELL?
ashesandmochi: ah we've got an underground lab here too, that's always fun
chad_chadsworth: @Kramburger or like a sledge hammer
MegaDosX: Hang on there's a girl?
Forgotten_Lizard: How nice to put the phohne back in the holder
KeytarCat: probably fine
Zath_: Ah yes, under the hotel, the usual place to keep laboratories
Dog_of_Myth: @SymphonicLolita Where else would it be?
DarknessKingCoH: You'll also find the skeleton of someone named Dexter
itira: duh yall its a horror game. why WOULDNT there be a lab. duh yall duh. :P
CururuGuasu: More information…and 20 keys
PharaohBender27: tqsWTF
saucemaster5000: Psycho mantis?
luke1x: every hotel has a secret under hotel
chad_chadsworth: its the panzer soldat!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Hello, Legally Distinct Nemesis
goombalax: its Nemesis at home!
adept_nekomancer: Find more conveniently left on end-tables?
MegaDosX: Cheese it!
UnusuallyLargeMoth: did that man really have a giant glowing red weakspot
chad_chadsworth: also like no save for a while
BusTed: Practice your loops.
BrindleBoar: if there's only one way into the underground laboratory, and it's on the eighth floor, how the hell is that going to help you leave?
matthaus_c: "I heard you were fisting zombies around here"
Blakemcm: awww yea the best music.....
saucemaster5000: plug the controller in the other slot
MegaDosX: Drop some pallets behind you!
Juliamon: get looped boyeeee
eric_christian_berg: Chuck Tingle has, too!
Kramburger: We just need a torch and we can stunlock them
SagaMonstrum: It's amazing how much of an impact Resident Evil has had on the horror genre of video games
BusTed: The disrespect.
matthaus_c: @SagaMonstrum for good and for... very... *very* ill
Orlantia: who's legally distinct Bane?
luke1x: oh good Ben is asserting his dominance
DEATHlikescats: I like this Large Papa, kinda cousin to Big Daddy
Koshindan: I feel like they need to have the character's leg injured or something to actually make the boss threatening.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Mr. Z
saucemaster5000: Dude has a jaunty step
MegaDosX: *jazz hands* Gameplay!
BusTed: razzledazzle
PharaohBender27: We are we at "casual jog" pace here?
luke1x: this action music is something....
DEATHlikescats: @Orlantia Dollar Store Bane
chad_chadsworth: the walking animation is so jolly, its out of place
Sniknob: F
adept_nekomancer: @PharaohBender27 Just taking a casual jog through the meat room.
BusTed: benginO7
MegaDosX: Welp.
TheWarDoctor8: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
chad_chadsworth: f
matthaus_c: You're dead! :D
EveningStarComp: You're dead!
ashesandmochi: that font gets me every time
UnusuallyLargeMoth: you're dead<3
Kramburger: NOOOOOO
itira: oopsie doodle
SagaMonstrum: Ben noo
matthaus_c: lol
Kramburger: GOD NO
UnusuallyLargeMoth: rip
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luke1x: how far back are we
MegaDosX: Backtracking time!
DiscordianTokkan: jlrrCoolgame
hatboozeparty: more like, havent saved today
Akaiatana: We know what our next stephs are
LordZarano: Speedrun time!
fastlane250: every time that "You're dead!" text pops up my brain plays a stock "Ta-da!" sound
Kramburger: Guys, I don't think we survived that bus crash. I think we're dead and in hell
eric_christian_berg: At this point, hoping someone comes in and pisses into the gaming computer.
RealGamerCow: What game in the year of our Gourd 2022 manually saves?
saucemaster5000: At least we get to hear the crackling dialogue again
matthaus_c: oh good we GET to hear that whole conversation again
Juliamon: fastlane250 I just start hearing "lol u died lol lol u died"
Kramburger: MORE KEYS
chad_chadsworth: the creators played dark souls for like an hour, and then went "you died is so cool, lets put in my game!"
Kramburger: Keys for the key throne
Orlantia: just play the dialog during the add break KappaHD
EikoandMog: More keys.
saucemaster5000: but then we wouldn't get the full experience
Akaiatana: Deal with the ads!
silenceaux: Still got it~
Alex_Frostfire: So why's the elevator button only work on the one spot? Shouldn't you realistically be able to use it on any spot?
EikoandMog: What is that puzzle even supposed to be?!
chad_chadsworth: why is that even in a hotel?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Because it has the "8" on it
Rataluge: It's a pirate's life for Ben!
SagaMonstrum: Man Luigi's Mansion looks different
e_bloc: elevator's haunted
KeytarCat: @Alex_Frostfire Really bad circuit design?
couchboyj: @alex_frostfire Good question. No more questions.
Going_Medium: Did an escape room where the first RED puzzle gave a RED key that went into the RED lock. Then the the BLUE key went into the... brown lock. After that it was random. 6 different colored locks. No clue which one we were solving. We got very confused for a long time.
Micsig: encrypted buttons, didn't want to just add more keys for the elevator
Pteraspidomorphi: Each elevator button has a private key, and then there are matching public keys in the pad...
saucemaster5000: the elevator button thing is the only thing that sticks with me between session of this game
matthaus_c: the number clearly dictates which floors the button works for
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ThorSokar: My head cannon is the Character is just that stupid and doesn't realize the buttons can go in any spot
MegaDosX: Ohayo gozaimasu
matthaus_c: get dark souls 2'd
couchboyj: Gabba-ghoul'd
Blakemcm: They broke the rules of video games!!!!!
Rataluge: Those are some angry hotel attendants.
Kramburger: Bull. Fucking. Shit.
Rataluge: Ben didn't tip.
Koshindan: Oh no. Defective floor ammo.
Kramburger: For the love of god please save. None of us want to go through that again
matthaus_c: if it was Kramburger streaming, they would simply save
Kramburger: If this game was a person I wouldn't hold the elevator for it
chad_chadsworth: dr. love spaghetti
xantos69: God I want some Mom's Spaghetti
Rataluge: "Love Spaghetti" is certainly some band's name out there.
eric_christian_berg: Kramburger is getting a little worked up. Maybe we need a break.
gualdhar: @Kramburger I'd cut the elevator cables with my teeth, like a beaver
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I'm obligated to say that's omega, gamma, nu
saucemaster5000: Again, deuchergeist
MegaDosX: I think the camera sees through time, from memory]
chad_chadsworth: just let it ring
Orlantia: #addbreak
Kramburger: Nap time gang
MegaDosX: lmaoooo
chad_chadsworth: thats a tiny phoe
gualdhar: brb water break!
matthaus_c: Enjoy Ads~
BusTed: We are done listening to them!
saucemaster5000: oh no give me the ads
eric_christian_berg: This is great.
hatboozeparty: lrrFINE
NotCainNorAbel: i want ads
vellebastet: lrrFINE
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: they left the audio going just to hurt us
TheWriterAleph: gdi STEH-FUH-NEE
YawnLance: Time to get a snack
BorealMage: Fantastic
TheyThemPronouns: teeny little phone. great big hands
Pteraspidomorphi: Furiously unsubscribes to get the ads
Tangsm: Punishing subs.
vellebastet: Aaaaaaaahhhhh
Saintnex: ahh, nothing like getting terrible dialogue instead of ads, the curse of the subs lol
Sniknob: top tier dialogue peeSip
electra310: Wait, we are literally paying money to hear this
Kramburger: I thought subs liked being punished?
Juliamon: Tangsm well, we're not doms
Dog_of_Myth: @Tangsm Well....
Roger_Job329: this dialog is not good
vellebastet: 😄
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: God Stephanie, you gap toothed bitch
chad_chadsworth: again, dude sounds like a 4kids dub
Kramburger: @I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo Easy on the B word
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: apologies Kramburger. just went to the mean girls reference for some reason 😅
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: he sounds like a dub and she sounds like a better text to speech bot
eric_christian_berg: It would be hilarious and tragic if they died while hitting the head.
saucemaster5000: I love being able to take off headphones and touch grass for a minute
Kramburger: @I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo Fair enough, I know Adam in particular doesn't like that word is all
Pteraspidomorphi: Kramburger, how's the covid recovery, any lingering effects?
Juliamon: It really is unfortunate that Mean Girls is both a really good movie and also the script hasn't aged super great
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: "I'm from Michigan" still just utterly kills me
Kramburger: @Pteraspidomorphi My lungs are getting better, I was coughing so much last week my lungs were physically sore
Kramburger: SHOES OFF
saucemaster5000: the 00s were a hard time, sorry Mean Girls
SnackPak_: seabatClap
silenceaux: It means we're really not doing phrasing anymore?
TehAmelie: no parents woo
Dog_of_Myth: HAHA
BusTed: 😬
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TheWriterAleph: hi Graham!
DiscordianTokkan: lol
ashesandmochi: ayyyyyyy
TehAmelie: hi Graham
Kramburger: SHOW FETT
eric_christian_berg: Uh oh, someone called dad.
Orxolon: XD
Orxolon: hahahhaha
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: awww crap they found our porn
electra310: Hi Graham!
Going_Medium: HI Graham
saucemaster5000: Alright that got me
MegaDosX: @Kramburger Boba or Jango?
itira: tqsLurk
Transmuted_Elf: was curious how far they would go during this bit
Kramburger: @MegaDosX I'm easy
matthaus_c: off-screen G laugh is always a delight
EveningStarComp: ScaryTritoneBossMusic.ogg
saucemaster5000: You think Boba fett would be really annoyed at people in this world constantly saying "oh your parents must really like Boba Tea?"
Kramburger: The game's just opened the Dev's old geocities site in the background
TehAmelie: i'm almost sure you're allowed to be topless while being a dude, but stripping on screen is bad
TheWriterAleph: Breaking! This just in!
Dandinstorm12: nice shootin' Tex
Dandinstorm12: lrrGOAT
MegaDosX: Time to go fix another generator
Kramburger: BEN NO
Dandinstorm12: Hot takes indeed
Kramburger: I TRUSTED YOU
matthaus_c: imagine shit talking tapioca
gualdhar: so what happened to all the boba pearls
saucemaster5000: alright dang, that's the line
Koshindan: Maybe Boba shouldn't have invented it if he didn't want to hear it all the time.
Veste: get reduced sugar level imho
SnackPak_: he's gaming!
Juliamon: My mouth does not like boba texture, but playing in the pearls seems like fun
novrdd: rice jelly is good tho
MegaDosX: This is why you don't trust Ben
goombalax: not everyone enjoys solids in their drink
Dandinstorm12: yeah why did you ever trust Ben
couchboyj: Agree 100٪, boba is over rated
chad_chadsworth: this is definitely how circuits work 100%
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: childhood stuffed animal is a turtle named boba and I can't mention that without someone asking about boba tea
Dread_Pirate_Westley: All that ME2 hacking finally paying off.
ashesandmochi: grass jelly is my go-to now
Kramburger: I've shown you many loves
Kramburger: How DARE
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: "none love left beef"🤣🤣
silenceaux: The 4 row is off, that's all
Koshindan: Bottom is misaligned.
BusTed: bottom middle isupside down maybe
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
TheWarDoctor8: the bottom aren't centered
Dandinstorm12: Fixed
treacletart: the bottom row is off
Micsig: bottom wires upside down
NimrodXIV: bottom row
Tangsm: The lines at the bottom are off.
Pteraspidomorphi: Bottom is 180 degrees
SpoonfullOfSugar: the bottom lines are slightly off
novrdd: the bottom
Dandinstorm12: smrt
SnackPak_: wow
Kramburger: Oh for FUCKING out loud
matthaus_c: cool puzzle
vellebastet: lrrWOW
chad_chadsworth: sure
silenceaux: Sorry, the row of four lines on the bottom. Not my best.
eric_christian_berg: Hey Ben, you should save. :)
MegaDosX: I'm loving watching Kramburger just totally lose all patience with this game
mitomanox: dem boiz
Dandinstorm12: you and your pistol are going up
Transmuted_Elf: going to lasugh if the monster/boss rode that elevator up
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: silly question but uhhhh...why y'all playing this game? it doesn't seem...good...
BigDaddyBland87: push all the buttons
saucemaster5000: ahhh real monsters?
Kramburger: This game is giving me a headache and I'm not even the one playing it
matthaus_c: what if one death before saving? as a treat?
Kramburger: So mad RN
Akaiatana: This game has lots of hostels
Micsig: the electricity is too thick around here to make it across misaligned arrows
saucemaster5000: the game is a canvas
Abelzumi: When's that gonna start
saucemaster5000: for artistry
ActionJB: Its easy to be funny in front of a good game
Gascitygaming: It's legit though
steelfox13: When does the funny start
gualdhar: well Bloodborne was pretty good
El_Funko: Sometimes bad games with friends are more fun than good games without friends, y'know
Fanklok: Wow you need a medium to be funny?
MegaDosX: Oooooh
shendaras: Adam...
BusTed: brinson..
hatboozeparty: henry?
shurtal: Adam James Savidan
SnackPak_: Henry
Pteraspidomorphi: Tbh I watch it for the game when the game is good
Kramburger: Oh Wow
ActionJB: It takes real skill to do it over some pile of garbage
Dalouer: the boshy
Mr_Horrible: wooooow
Gascitygaming: and that's where we got the sandwich shop
chad_chadsworth: adam mfin savidan
SymphonicLolita: Adam "JimmyJohns" Savidan
Fanklok: Brinson
goombalax: Nailed it
Darleysam: Adam 'Benjamin Henry Ulmer' Savidan
Dandinstorm12: Adam "Jimmy John" Savidan
Pseudonym_Ken: That was great bit
ThorSokar: quite forward thinking of them
saucemaster5000: Parents also named Boba Fett
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I mean that's cool! I was just curious. I know y'all are critical of bad games with cheap mechanics, just wasn't sure if I'd missed something
DEATHlikescats: seems legit
momma_tatts: I thought he was the Double Boshy . . .
Juliamon: The game is but a canvas
Gascitygaming: someone update the lrr wiki!
Kramburger: I bet ben forgets Adam's birthday too
Omthebox: I love your sandwiches Adam
Orlantia: the game is to comedy like Fritos are to chili
luke1x: From THE JIMMY JOHNS
matthaus_c: Benjamin Brinson Ulmer
DAC169: ngl, I hate your character's voice. sounds like an actor, not a person
code1300: Adam seabats
Dandinstorm12: Dear Dr. Adam, how do you feel about Nazam Kadri moving to Calgary?
couchboyj: JimmyJohn, one word, or are you a fancy lad with 2 middle names?
saucemaster5000: subway is cold subway
vellebastet: I love Jimmy Johns
Pseudonym_Ken: Ouch
Kramburger: Excuse me WHAT Ben
goombalax: bruh
BusTed: #4 turkey tom
Juliamon: Some of us have sensitive gums, Ben!
ThorSokar: The last time I went to Jimmy Johns I got food poisoning so bad I had to go to the hospital
SnackPak_: cold cuts should be cold
Dandinstorm12: don't go to Subway kids
dragonwarrior000: I don't toast tuna
chad_chadsworth: bens right
Fanklok: Calling Subway food is a stretch
vellebastet: They deliver straight to the pharmacy 😄
Pteraspidomorphi: It depends on what's in it
MegaDosX: I honestly don't even know if I've had a Subway sandwich before
luke1x: I mean the owner is kinda a monster tho
shendaras: We're learning so much
DEATHlikescats: subway is so... limp.
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: we have Wawa in civilization
El_Funko: I always toast my meatball and seafood subs
Gascitygaming: last time i had subway was like.... 3 years ago?
DAC169: depends on what I get aipThink
EikoandMog: The hell, adam!
Pseudonym_Ken: Cold Cuts
saucemaster5000: even toaste their sandwiches are cold
TheWriterAleph: oh shit a friendship breaking up in real time
ashesandmochi: i want that cheese melted, i am with u ben
goombalax: its not fuckin quiznos
Laserbeaks_Fury: "bread"
owmacohe: Mm tasty salad sandwich
Koshindan: Some people don't like warm vegetables.
TheWarDoctor8: Melty Cheese
Blue_Anteater: too much cronch
BorealMage: Listen, not everyone wants a hot sandwich, Ben
code1300: Jimmy John can’t heat it up
jacobc131: just popping in to say you guys are awesome, I'll catch the vod
jellybean57: cold cut, innit?
Zath_: Adds too many calories
ThorSokar: #Team No toasted
DAC169: or, rather, if I'm wanting leftovers
SpoonfullOfSugar: bread is, perhaps, a bit of a spread
Akaiatana: Chat loves Salmonella
PixelsAtDawnGaming: I'm more scared by Adam's Subway choices than the game
Gascitygaming: Guevara?
luke1x: some sandwiches are better cold
Kramburger: Ben let people Subway their own way
EveningStarComp: Some people prefer *raw* bread.
PhorrestGaze: soft bread can be good too
vellebastet: I don't get it toasted either
MAPBoardgames: I don't toast at subway. It doesn't improve the subs
SnackPak_: seabatClap
MegaDosX: Cheese is good both melted and not
ButButTheJesus: dammit now i want a cold cut combo
Juliamon: Quiznos went out of business for a reason
wishiwassleeping: Wouldn’t want to toast a cold cut combo!
saucemaster5000: Some people don't get art
luke1x: BEN would you toast a tuna sub?
KyeMonster: sandwich art
Kain2270: If I'm driving, melted cheese and greasy meats can be a problem.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is *this* what breaks up Let's Nope boys?
SAJewers: what about you ben? pkroseThink
Kramburger: I *was* a sandwitch artist
Abelzumi: Biz-No
itira: Quiznos went out of business? LUL
DEATHlikescats: Adam Sandwich Savidan
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: a hoagie shouldn't be toasted, but like a meatball sub should
novrdd: i have no subway in my country.. its too "expensive" to be a sustainable business in here.. :p
ashesandmochi: my campus has a quiznos.... i miss that sometimes lol
eric_christian_berg: There's whole videos out there on why Quiznos went out of business.
matthaus_c: Wendy's move over
saucemaster5000: Name the worst then
HadesLeprechaun: Ben do you toast the bread of every meat sandwich you make? a cold sub is just a regular sandwich
ActionJB: Subway sucks, but the sandwhiches are better toasted
code1300: Does Adam get his pizza ordered not cooked
Dandinstorm12: Ben "....Subway sandwiches are God-tier..." Ulmer
itira: Arbys
DAC169: Quiznos didn't go out of business. there's some near me
Pteraspidomorphi: Taco bell
El_Funko: Australian Subway is the king of all subways, our shit is fresh 2 death
saucemaster5000: BK... yeah...
MegaDosX: Windmill slam KFC
vellebastet: Jimmy Johns really is "freaky fast" though
Going_Medium: burgerking
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: WAWA till I die
TehAmelie: i like subway fine but they're too expensive
Seth_Erickson: easy burger kilng
ThorSokar: In a world where Taco Bell exists Subway will never be in last place
NimrodXIV: I don't eat Subway. I knew someone who worked at one, and I know he he did to the food
couchboyj: Quiznos went out of business because of those creepy ass mascots
adept_nekomancer: Those are both good choices.
Fanklok: Arby's?
fastlane250: Quiznos still exists... barely. About 175 locations, down from an all time high of SIX THOUSAND
Dread_Pirate_Westley: McDonald's.
Gascitygaming: oreo milkshake at BK?
Seth_Erickson: Arby's is fine yeah
mjiig: Sorry Ben, do you mean to say you can disagree with people without getting angry? I don't understand
NimrodXIV: *what he
xantos69: Burger King. KFC would suck...but they got really good pot pies.
Micsig: kfc is dry as hell
Kramburger: Funko PREACH
codatski: Allegedly Quiznos is coming back, but like MORE fast-food like
NarishmaReborn: f bk
saucemaster5000: Arby's is better than BK
Pteraspidomorphi: (I've never been to a Burger King?)
ActionJB: Mcdonalds burgers are trash
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: what? burger king is fine! their burgers are good
BusTed: Five Nights at Freddy's time
itira: Arby's is a big no go for me yicky
TheWriterAleph: arby's is like good-garbo
pendingupdate: mcdonalds is the worst hands down
loser2709: not everyone toasts their bread but most of them double whip through elden ring
KeytarCat: KFC is awful near me
codatski: So more like Subway I guess
frank_the_great: I've only puked from KFC, so KFC. Bad Mac & Cheese
MegaDosX: KFC is just grease and chicken bones
goombalax: yeah bk is wretched
Mantafold: Arby's does have curly fries.
SAJewers: now i wanna know how you both rank all the fast food in victoria
InquisitorGaia: i dont think ive had arbys in something like 2 decades
luke1x: Arby's is expensive for what it is!
Dandinstorm12: nah KFC is the worst, followed by Chic Fil-A
El_Funko: Australian produce is amazing
MegaDosX: I've never had either, but yes.
matthaus_c: Brazilian Subway is also pretty damn good
El_Funko: It's not even subjective
Gascitygaming: Pop Eyes is over rated
Yolysses: Papa Johns
saucemaster5000: Oh forgot about Chic-Fil-A because fuck them
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I've never had good popeyes
Kramburger: Guess you'll just have to find out for yourself
HadesLeprechaun: it's funny when people rank fast food places as if they aren't wildly different even between state lines
goombalax: does australian subway have vegemite
Orlantia: it's sure as FUCK better than 'merca subway
Juliamon: CFA is disqualified from the contest for outside reasons
DEATHlikescats: american subway is gross
Transmuted_Elf: worst fast foods? Well the owners of chick-fil-a and Jimmy jones are absolute monsters so those two go straight to the top of worst
MegaDosX: All my homies hate Chick-Fil-A
Dandinstorm12: Dear Dr. Adam, how do you feel about Nazam Kadri moving to Calgary?
IsaTheEngie: that is a default state of being
Himyul: chick fil a is amazing
Rynehawk: the bread exhaust
Drathak: bland
Abelzumi: The american part
saucemaster5000: There's bullets in the sandwiches
Kramburger: Aus subway did take WAy too long to get beetroot slices
code1300: Prob all the kangaroo meat
Abelzumi: Trust me
Blakemcm: food standards are bad at subway
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: if you hate CFA and you're in the northeast, we now have PDQ. all the Chick-fil-A goodness without the homophobia
ThorSokar: american subway bread is not good, and mostly sugar
ActionJB: There are a lot of gas station subways
BorealMage: American subway is fiiiiine
Random_roadkill: im from new jersey and all subway sucks
Pteraspidomorphi: It's america so the bread is probably 50% HFCS
El_Funko: There was that time Subway had yoga mats in the bread, or sawdust or something
Orlantia: @loadingreadyrun it's soggy
Dandinstorm12: uh uh
Blakemcm: atleast at mcdonalds they heat up the meat
Rynehawk: Canes
EMNetwork: If you've never seen Jon Oliver's Subway segment, go watch it and never look at one again.
MegaDosX: @code1300 Yo kangaroo is legit delicious if you cook it right
TheWarDoctor8: @Himyul They're mid at best, and they donate to the worst type
Koshindan: All the American cheese.
Dandinstorm12: not ammo, boss fight inc
SagaMonstrum: Chat or the game, Ben?
Fanklok: American food standards are so low it doesn't qualify as food in civilized countries
InquisitorGaia: subway has given me food poisoning every time ive had it
MegaDosX: What about a soggy sao?
Kramburger: *Michael Cole voice* It's... BOSS TIME
DEATHlikescats: everything smells like mustard and pickle juice farts, limp wet everything
chad_chadsworth: wet socks
Laserbeaks_Fury: soggy pizza
saucemaster5000: A slimy sandwich
IsaTheEngie: soggy, moldy sandwich
Dandinstorm12: cold mcdonalds fries
steelfox13: Wet fried chicken
Koshindan: What about a toasted soggy sandwich?
IkariFate: a soggy sock
electric_claire: Hard soup
Abelzumi: Systematic injustice?
Kramburger: @MegaDosX NO NO NO STOP
Akaiatana: I can't read latin.
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: subway bread is legally considered cake in some EU countries, cause of the sugar content
loser2709: soggy pillow
Orxolon: saggy t**s?
TehAmelie: fast food hack: most burger places will sell a small size burger for like 1-1.5 dollars. you can get 3-8 of them for cheaper than any value menu and eat your fill with some to spare
MegaDosX: @Kramburger Oh good someone got it :p
Dandinstorm12: old french fries Adam
SagaMonstrum: Super greasy pizza might take the medal for me though
saucemaster5000: a french dip is a soggy sadnwich
SagaMonstrum: I can't stand pizza soaked in grease
IsaTheEngie: @Koshindan was it toasted, then soggy or vice versa
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: God I love a good French dip
Dandinstorm12: woooow
KeytarCat: I like soaked sandwiches, but I can only do it if I can have several wet naps
codatski: Subway is also actually a pyramid scheme so that's a thing
infinity_225: Soggy socks because you stepped in the soggy sandwich
Himyul: @Himyul Their customer service is the best I've ever seen, and if I policed what every company did with their money, I wouldn't have time for anything else
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
code1300: Firehouse subs steams your sub instead of a oven
adept_nekomancer: High. Quality. Security.
MegaDosX: Best game, five stars
TheWarDoctor8: WOW, security sucks ass
DAC169: @TehAmelie but fries... aipCry
kumatsu: I can't read Latin SeriousSloth
Gascitygaming: in case i forget but happen to bring my night vis
LithelyUnshod: At least you had to use a game mechanic
gualdhar: I say we blame Gavin for this too
Orxolon: Gavin?
Dandinstorm12: ez game ez life
Orlantia: "security"
MegaDosX: FIBONACCI NOW?!?
PixelsAtDawnGaming: What a complex puzzle
goombalax: Donde Esta St. Dinfa
saucemaster5000: Dinfna hire this man to fix their security
TehAmelie: we have fries at home dot jpg
Alex_Frostfire: Oh hey, more keys.
Seth_Erickson: Adam walking to the fobia devs like: seabatOAK "I just want to talk"
NimrodXIV: good joke streamer
Kramburger: I'm pretty sure I got fired from a subway franchise because the owner thought I was gay
Mr_Horrible: "It was right down the hall!!!! WHY????" - Ben, in this game, like 3 weeks ago
SymphonicLolita: fibbonacceez nuts
Micsig: Do piano keys come in packs like that?
novrdd: its prolly an american thing where KFC is kinda "bad" but KFC in my country is awesome the best fast food place for Fried chicken :p
KeytarCat: oh that's...not what those look like
SnackPak_: yes, that is how piano keys work
Mr_Horrible: and nothing has changed
Juliamon: I'm ACTUALLY mad about those keys
Dandinstorm12: Guys, hold up, the keys go in the piano
SagaMonstrum: Also curse you Adam, I got back into PoE in the last 2 days after watching your homestream
chad_chadsworth: i literally have that tool song stuck in my head right now
El_Funko: Now this is Tarkov
CommanderPulsar: I like a good fibonacci carbonara.
doubledbear: They actually gave us piano keys...
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Dandinstorm12: Tarkov never left
JaymicUnyielding: SMALLTAL GEAR
SagaMonstrum: Sponsorship when, Adam?
saucemaster5000: too bad they couldn't give you real money
InquisitorGaia: right down the roaf
Mr_Horrible: that looney is worth more than an Exalt now
MegaDosX: I bet DBD
Dandinstorm12: magic?
Mr_Horrible: *bursts into tears*
chad_chadsworth: mtg
Koshindan: Magic the gathering?
Gascitygaming: I'm also having fun with the new POE, don't get the current hate but i'm not hardcore in it so *shrug*
TehAmelie: was it Scotland that ruled Subway bread has too much sugar to be sold as bread
El_Funko: hell yeah Warhammer
MegaDosX: MTG or DBD
Blakemcm: dead by daylight fo sho
MegaDosX: I beg your pardon
hatboozeparty: You got in into cyber sleuth
ThorSokar: if you got a money percentage, warhammer would be printing you money
Laserbeaks_Fury: Mike got me hooked on DBD
JaymicUnyielding: I'm always down to play more DBD with ya
momma_tatts: phasmophobia . . .
Orlantia: fuckin' cloud blower
IsaTheEngie: how long would they have to stay to be considered because I've gotten people into guild wars 2, but not play-for-a-decade into it
KeytarCat: The Fog is the big bad entity in the LORE
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BorealMage: @novrdd Yeah, it's an American thing. It's WAY better in other countries.
Micsig: I actually got into strive and fighting games in general from you
Gascitygaming: I have bought SEVERAL games cause of AFK
saucemaster5000: Adam did genuinely get me to dl PoE again only for me to realise "Right, I hated this!"
Seth_Erickson: There's an entire game mechanic based on the Fog in DBD
bishop_ftw: I bought village cause of you 2
Kramburger: Sounds like a euphemism for fartng
El_Funko: I'm official part of the Hammerjammer™ program
Orxolon: imagine fog's voice
SagaMonstrum: Honestly almost anything the two of you play will have me try it at least a day just to see if its that funny, which is a dangerous game because a lot of the time its just the chemistry between the two of you
MegaDosX: Ben did you just call yourself an influencer?
Seth_Erickson: Adam's has to be Darkest Dungeon
eric_christian_berg: I started fisting because of Adam.
matthaus_c: I bought Songs of Conquest promptly after Ben showed it off
Drathak: oooh hes influencing hes influencing~
Seth_Erickson: right?
Pteraspidomorphi: Are we all under the influence right now?
gualdhar: fuckin' love me some MonHun
DEATHlikescats: y'all are influencers
BusTed: @eric_christian_berg LUL
yalc321: @eric_christian_berg Specifically Kirby?
goombalax: Actually, though? Red Dragon Inn
Laserbeaks_Fury: Have you folks heard of "I'm On Observation Duty"
novrdd: @BorealMage ikr!
DoctorHutch: i tried nuzlocke and R6Siege cause of Ben
vellebastet: 😆 😂 😆 😂
saucemaster5000: pay it forward
Dandinstorm12: Ben Ulmer, noted influencer, and Adam Savidan, noted Fighting Game influencer
code1300: Pokémon snap for switch
Mr_Horrible: Adam has definitely gotten me to reinstall darkest dungeon multiple times
GhostValv: @eric_christian_berg #blessup
SagaMonstrum: OH! I also tried Dauntless because of Adam back when he played that
Dezufnocosem: fog whisperer is the name of my interpretive vape dance
kumatsu: I bought Dice Forge cuz of AFK, for sure
Orlantia: ooohhhhh, fighting games... right
pendingupdate: i have a board game addiction bc of AFK
InquisitorGaia: got into house on the hill legacy cause of yall
saucemaster5000: Oh yeah I HAVE started looking at fighting games cause of Adam
Gascitygaming: I have diceforge, keyforge, and kill team on my shelf cause of y'all
Dandinstorm12: can't forget Adam's quest to fight all the things
SagaMonstrum: I stuck with Dauntless for a while because my computer at the time was terrible and it couldn't play Monster Hunter but it could play Dauntless
loser2709: I played ring because of Adam and wheeler
SymphonicLolita: strongly considering getting into guilty gear tbh
loser2709: elden rimg
Gascitygaming: btw y'all should check out Adam's videos on the fighting game scene if you haven't, they're fantastic!
SagaMonstrum: I like that Ben got Adam into pokemon though, I think that's funny
saucemaster5000: shave it off, scare the kids
pimiento: PrideWave
BusTed: What if just the bottom middle portion. Keep the chops.
doubledbear: Adam's Elden ring playthrough did sell me on all of Dark Souls. Though I still haven't played Elden Ring
Kramburger: If this game was a person, I wouldn't tell them if their fly was undone
Dandinstorm12: ding
SagaMonstrum: Adam go back and watch some old content where you don't have a beard, see how you feel about it
saucemaster5000: It's "the room"
MegaDosX: You have a Cube of Holding
Abelzumi: whole ikea desk in my pants
ThorSokar: HOW BIG is this box!?
Dandinstorm12: huck it down the stairs
Orlantia: that was the worst filing cabinet
GhostValv: number go up!
vellebastet: Definitely go for the eyebrow piercing
doubledbear: @SagaMonstrum That was young Adam, it doesn't count
saucemaster5000: It's proper italian
Abelzumi: Um, you guys ARE playing Luigi's Mansion, so
eric_christian_berg: That's authentic Italian.
Kramburger: You breaka your mumma's heart
kumatsu: My favorite Scion, Pi'shtola
Laserbeaks_Fury: pasta fazool
Dandinstorm12: ok chat who would win in a hockey game, the 99 Sabres or the 2022/23 Canucks
SagaMonstrum: @doubledbear He was still in his 20s though
Mr_Horrible: v good
tehfewl: Its Good!
shurtal: it's got some good good in it
Mr_Horrible: no Adam, we *like* our MMO
SagaMonstrum: I think Adam and Ben should shave their beards off at the same time
DiscordianTokkan: I'm enjoying Island Sanctuary
YawnLance: Island is great
kumatsu: I paused MSQ to watch you bois
Faulpyr: Doin' the raid unlocks first!
matthaus_c: oh right the animal crossing patch
tehfewl: haven't gone to the island yet, just did MSQ
doubledbear: @SagaMonstrum And he's aged like a fine wine since
DiscordianTokkan: I made a shovel! It's handy!
saucemaster5000: Island good. You Land?
tehfewl: now its Raid quest time
gualdhar: I'm with ya there Bern
Orlantia: Adam should just shave the mustache
gualdhar: *Ben
momma_tatts: How is puppy-doggo Ben?
GhostValv: I think you should do whatever is best for you :)
chad_chadsworth: new d2 update today too!
Popoto_Popopoto: Doin crafting stuffs, is lots o fun though
MegaDosX: I don't think I'll ever shave my beard >_>
SagaMonstrum: @doubledbear That was never in question, everyone in LRR aged incredibly well
TheWarDoctor8: Paused Dice Friends to watch tonight
saucemaster5000: Hell yeah
Mr_Horrible: you already did that, Adam :p
kumatsu: Didn't you already do that, Adam?
YawnLance: Play the game how you want to
TehAmelie: now you know Desert Bus is going to have a bidding war for Ben to shave :)
chad_chadsworth: its about space pirates!
Sorator13: I'm not sure if you actually *can* do that, lol
doubledbear: @SagaMonstrum seabatClap LUL
eric_christian_berg: Big Time Weiner is a good name for a rapper.
TheWarDoctor8: And thenI'm going back after for more Oliver Tyndale
IsaTheEngie: the MSQ is a time waster that keeps me from raiding
goombalax: There's so much talking, with madeup words
Dandinstorm12: Ben "Big-time Weiners" Ulmer
TheWriterAleph: oo-rah pumpkin pie
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Mr_Horrible: yeah, I can def be like "aw that's a bummer" while also saying "you do you"
Sorator13: q t pi u
DiscordianTokkan: I mean, it's the best Final Fantasy story in decades, but go off
Gizmoloid: what's MSQ?
MegaDosX: You can do your Two-Face impression now
Kramburger: The problem with being clean shaven is that after half a day your face is like sandpaper and your SO refuses to kiss you
DiscordianTokkan: MSQ = Main Story Quest
Sorator13: MSQ = main story quest, the main plot of ff14
Mr_Horrible: I'll tell ya the story's good, but I won't tell ya you *have* to watch/read it
IsaTheEngie: @Gizmoloid it's what people call the main storyline for final fantasy 14
Gizmoloid: Thanks!
chad_chadsworth: why does picking up upgrade materals cause a "the world" effect?
saucemaster5000: Final Fantasy doesn't have a story, pretty sure you're mixing it up with Neverending Story
IsaTheEngie: Adam speaks the truth!
SagaMonstrum: @Kramburger Psh, nonsense, just shave properly Kappa
Mr_Horrible: wait, does that imply chores don't suck?
Sorator13: actually I guess it's technically "main scenario quest" but no one4 calls it that, lol
MegaDosX: What about Questing Beast?
Dandinstorm12: Ben calling out Adam, sounds like a normal stream
couchboyj: Are chores normally fun?
BusTed: Not voice acted? Skip.
InquisitorGaia: it doesnt make sense to me to skip story in rpgs, but you do you fam
Akaiatana: @Kramburger The beard's gritty reboot
itira: I enjoy the questing ... :P
eric_christian_berg: The key is to shellac your face after shaving.
Mr_Horrible: Adam your cage-rattling is becoming incoherent
IsaTheEngie: No questing is why I play other MMOs
doubledbear: Adam, Chores are already bad
MegaDosX: I think that depends on the game
Seth_Erickson: Adam I'm starting to think you might not enjoy video games Kappa
saucemaster5000: Worse than dying to bosses because they don't have adds
Orlantia: so what are these "upgrade" items they seem sketchy
KeytarCat: I need to remember that I can skip story
silenceaux: Trying to decide if you would like Guild "there are no quests" Wars 2, but...
Mr_Horrible: you said "It's like a chore but it sucks"
AdamYMHMI: Basically, your MSQ determines your level more than your character's job level.
MegaDosX: !card questing beast
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code1300: Level 8
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Mr_Horrible: your burns are becoming lazy
Kramburger: Adam just wants to see DPS go burrrrr
matthaus_c: the only important takeaway from the FFXIV MSQ is all the thirst traps
SagaMonstrum: I went through the entirety of FFXIV wearing a helmet so every cutscene was just closeups of my character's helmet, emotionless
saucemaster5000: I learned that from Mary Poppins
Omthebox: They can, but they dont.
couchboyj: Ok Hank Hill
Mr_Horrible: true enough
GhostValv: D:
Dandinstorm12: quests ARE chores aren't they?
Transmuted_Elf: wasnt there the box needing 4 key parts to open off of the stairwell?
Mr_Horrible: *I* don't have this emote: seabatBRAIN
eric_christian_berg: Hugh Moore?
Mr_Horrible: after all
Dandinstorm12: Roundabout? By Yes?
doubledbear: I guess i did rearrange my living room and do a lot of cleaning in the process and i was kinda fun
saucemaster5000: @eric_christian_berg The lesser james bond
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Orxolon: i listen to "the best of Frank Sinatra" while i do my chores,and i enjoy it
doubledbear: it*
MegaDosX: Can you camera?
Kramburger: Did you see that they announced a Dune MMO?
chad_chadsworth: look at them go!
Dandinstorm12: hey zombie friend, clipping through the wall I see
Abelzumi: Huh. You know what, starting to think: this game might not be very good.
lazermeow: Remember you can't spell Humour without our.
Mr_Horrible: oh man, PLEASE let that crappy boss come back when we get to the piano LUL
TheWarDoctor8: Ok, but what if chores are my subconsious procrastination method?
SagaMonstrum: I actually got a "hack" today for ADHD; you know how sometimes you just wanna do the chore at 10 pm but you don't because you think its late? Do it, if it's not a long chore, do it. Seize the moment you WANT to do it, there are no "right" times unless its something loud and its after 8 PM
Dandinstorm12: nice shooting Tex
teejayrivers: It's called "DUNC: AVAKENING" Kappa
Kramburger: The only way I get the Dune MMO is if I can use a Sandworm to fast travel
dumbo3k: Wow, you just watched the light drain from his... weird chest thing
chad_chadsworth: why does this game not have a melee?
MegaDosX: Oh my god
Koshindan: It's like that Looney Toons gag where you play the one key that explodes the piano.
goombalax: an open world but its all desert
TheWriterAleph: well. g'wan then.
ashesandmochi: h-huh that's interesting
Dandinstorm12: because that'd bring you joy @chad_chadsworth
BorealMage: it was also three shotgun shells, so...
Abelzumi: Guitar Hero
MegaDosX: The Fibonacci sequence is each number is the last two added together
SymphonicLolita: ^
Lirelent: previous 2 numbers added
saucemaster5000: If the Dune MMO was called DUNC n Etireidesnuts I'd play it
Gascitygaming: rhythm game time!
GhostValv: adding the two before to get the next
Transmuted_Elf: keep adding the number before to current number
ThorSokar: 0,1,1,2,3,5,8,13,21,34,55
Abelzumi: Lmao hey it's a special rhythm cafe
Sorator13: @Abelzumi LUL
Himyul: any positon, X, equals the values of [X-1]+[X-2}
SnackPak_: this interface is wild
chad_chadsworth: black then white are all i see
Sorator13: I think the bottom row is 0, the second row is 1, the third row is 1, etc
saucemaster5000: of is it just fibonacci?
Tangsm: It is so silly this is on a piano for no reason.
itsr67: f u n
Dandinstorm12: the best Gameplay
Sorator13: I think it's 13, 21, etc.
matthaus_c: jazz hands gameplay
MegaDosX: Holy shit what
SymphonicLolita: gaming
Kramburger: UGHHHHH
saucemaster5000: This is exactly how I play piano
TheWriterAleph: Cool Game.
BusTed: seabatClap
Sorator13: or not, neat
NimrodXIV: wooow
Alex_Frostfire: That didn't even sound good.
YawnLance: Game why
shendaras: seabatClap
Shelvish_Fyshstic: Great game!
kumatsu: what a weird piano puzzle
SagaMonstrum: Ayy! Well done boys
Abelzumi: THE wEEN-MERGENCE
vellebastet: Okaaaaay
MegaDosX: *jazz hands* Gameplay!
GhostValv: fibo not deez nutz
Roger_Job329: Lameee
Gascitygaming: fibonacci starting at a random place on the keyboard.....
Rourke9: this is a weird hotel
Kramburger: VERY. Positive. Reviews.
Dandinstorm12: man remember Close Encounters of the 3d Kind? That's how you do a musical sequence
Sorator13: kinky
SagaMonstrum: That resident evil influence coming through again
ThorSokar: well, that was disappointing
Orlantia: was that that Fibonacci's music I hear?
EveningStarComp: Yes, I too play the Pianissimo
saucemaster5000: @Dandinstorm12 to be fair that didn't sound good either :-)
Tangsm: So the sheet music was definitely an actual song, right? I wonder what it was.
Dandinstorm12: @saucemaster5000 says you
Dandinstorm12: ;)
Abelzumi: I love how they caress their tits once they fall down. Just one more time.
chad_chadsworth: that that one flip you off before it died?
SymphonicLolita: walking with a gun simulator
MegaDosX: Fibonachos
pimiento: fibonacci's concerto in fuck it
Dandinstorm12: cool game
EveningStarComp: Who on earth bobbles their hands this much when walking and holding something?
Drathak: fibbonacheezy fries
matthaus_c: fibonacheese and crackers
JaymicUnyielding: BAH GOD, THAT'S FIBBONACI'S MUSIC
teejayrivers: You're dead!
Kramburger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SymphonicLolita: You're dead! FBtouchdown
Mantafold: ho no
dougma: boo
Himyul: gg go next
gundamschwing: You can't Fibonaccheese me
KeytarCat: Tried to spin them, but they were too chonky
Dandinstorm12: add one to the death counter
eric_christian_berg: Go go Gadget shit.
Abelzumi: Babe kids do not ever say that
SagaMonstrum: When you get ganked and your jungler is still farming chickens
saucemaster5000: I'll say it -- I'd stay here
KeytarCat: @saucemaster5000 that's not what I thought you were gonna say
BusTed: banger alert
Sniknob: 8675389
Dandinstorm12: lrrGOAT
Drathak: unskippable cutscenes in 2022 :(
saucemaster5000: Like, candy?
Abelzumi: Like hope
Koshindan: So basically you wish this game was Doom?
JaymicUnyielding: That's the fear.
Dandinstorm12: could this game be Doom? Chat we could be playing Doom right now
saucemaster5000: Drop full roast chickens to give health you cowards
MegaDosX: You guys should just play Doom Eternal one time
kumatsu: wish this game was ItsBoshyTime
SagaMonstrum: Doom's a little more scary than Bloodborne at least LUL
BrindleBoar: So You Want To Be The Fobia
TheSilverGekko: you pondered that orb
YawnLance: Oh shit it's Psycho Mantis
Dandinstorm12: good talk
Koshindan: That child looked angry.
chad_chadsworth: PSYCHO MANTIS!
InquisitorGaia: right down the road
TheWarDoctor8: Mummy?
Sorator13: a weird little child wearing a... gas mask?
saucemaster5000: there are multiple psocho mantises around
Sorator13: I'm Concerned
eric_christian_berg: Stole that kid from Doctor Who.
ashesandmochi: i forgot about the gas mask
AdamYMHMI: This game maker has watched Doctor Who.
ZombieHendrix: she's in another video game h aving a different adventure
AdamYMHMI: @eric_christian_berg Jinx lol
chad_chadsworth: the devs played mgsv once
Dandinstorm12: 25 booolat
MegaDosX: Exactly where to keep a keycard: right next to the lock
matthaus_c: Black card is my favourite thing from Spoiler season
Orlantia: she's just looking for her spaghetti-os
TheWarDoctor8: is that a save clock next to you?
Tangsm: At least there aren't terrible poems that are number puzzles now.
dumbo3k: Lambda
JaymicUnyielding: We got dinfna'ed.
ashesandmochi: lambda
Alex_Frostfire: Half-Life 3 confirmed.
matthaus_c: @dumbo3k who's steve jobs
saucemaster5000: Oh god please yes
eric_christian_berg: Please yes!
Kramburger: Oh God finally progress
YawnLance: Point of no return let's goooo
Abelzumi: Hot
Dandinstorm12: how far?
TheWarDoctor8: Save first
Dandinstorm12: To the point of Know Return?
itmightbemikey: code is obvs 1-2-3-4
couchboyj: ERRO
Fanklok: Maybe the underground is whre they hid the fun game play
saucemaster5000: oh good point fanklok
Dandinstorm12: speedrun when?
Seth_Erickson: you're not looking to speed run this one?
KeytarCat: The...what?
couchboyj: I like how there was a 6 digit code display but the error message was still ERRO
eric_christian_berg: Now burn that fucker down.
Dandinstorm12: yes
saucemaster5000: "chapter 2"
MegaDosX: Good question. Next question.
Tangsm: Wait, they can't think this was the hotel?
TheWarDoctor8: we're in a flsh back again...
itira: why is anything happening in this game... llol
chad_chadsworth: it was all a dream?
DoctorHutch: bigger on the inside
Kramburger: Because it conforms to Horro game stereotypes
ThorSokar: what is going on?
Dandinstorm12: oop, we're the baddies
Dandinstorm12: also British
saucemaster5000: sorry, that was "mrr drr hrr" was clearing throat
Abelzumi: "I think...it's just small enough, that if I angle it precisely right... Riiiiight up there...."
eric_christian_berg: My hope is that it suddenly takes a turn into Serious Sam.
matthaus_c: and yellow means yield, but on a banana, it's just the opposite
MegaDosX: Green means go, red means stop, yellow means go very fast
chad_chadsworth: why are you zenyata
Dandinstorm12: ooooh we startled the Ben
Abelzumi: Flashing lights warning? /srs
Dandinstorm12: yes quite
teejayrivers: Yup, that sure its a weird piece of metal
TinkerTezz: @matthaus_c yellow off banana means peeled
GhostValv: mhmnmn yes~~~
MegaDosX: That almost sounded like Marvin the Martian
saucemaster5000: oh my god it was Marvin
DoctorHutch: we are blocked by such weak ass obsticles
Kain2270: This voice is the one part of the game that's both dumb and fun.
MegaDosX: @saucemaster5000 "Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth shattering kaboom!"
Dandinstorm12: nice the color is back
saucemaster5000: this is what he was doing instead of multiversus!
Dandinstorm12: you're now in Alan Wake
pimiento: two games for the price of one!
matthaus_c: we did wish this was literally any other game
lamina5432: is it a better title
Himyul: not a better one, either
Dandinstorm12: but shittier
saucemaster5000: @matthaus_c monkey's paw curls till only middle finger left
kumatsu: art!
MegaDosX: Ponder it!
JaymicUnyielding: do it, don quijote
matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 so true bestie
Dandinstorm12: Alan fucking Wake baybe!
El_Funko: What if he didn't disappear and he was just hiding behind the tree like a ding dong
itmightbemikey: did you accidentally mux horror games together in your steam library
MyBuddySuperfly: "assassino" = "murderer"
Sorator13: ezio? is that you?
Dandinstorm12: not real has been called
Dandinstorm12: geddit
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Dandinstorm12: because you're finding bits of things
Drathak: D:
Dandinstorm12: geddit
chad_chadsworth: you got flashbanged
Kramburger: This game feels like someone tried to make a horror game but didn't understand what makes them compelling
SagaMonstrum: The orb has the same wispy effect as that ghostly child
Himyul: isn't it journalists?
ThorSokar: This guy doesn't even live on the same planet as a pulitizer prize winner
couchboyj: This is the backstory for the guy who went through the hotel msking sure every combination lock had the combination in the same room
Abelzumi: "I read MINDS"
eric_christian_berg: I don't read books, I read stone tablets.
EikoandMog: Ohhhh, it's just Tisiphone.
YawnLance: Gay necromancers 👀
karpma: Gideon of the ninth is wild
EikoandMog: "MURRRRDERER"
BlindProphet32: Gideon Nav is the best
BrindleBoar: You would probably enjoy Gideon. Tamsyn Muir is a memelord.
LithelyUnshod: Claire is so hot she made people read
DoctorHutch: crush watermelon strong?
SagaMonstrum: I think I know who it is
gualdhar: LINK-IN-CHAT
kumatsu: If there was a big fancy award for best horror game writing, who would you pick to win first, Ben
JaymicUnyielding: I saw that. She's great
KeytarCat: It sounds so good, but I bounced off it
BlindProphet32: Also Ianthe "Love my sister, also Murder" Tridentarius
GhostValv: beeg
SagaMonstrum: It's an excellent cosplay
SagaMonstrum: She gets so much hate for being stacked from cowards who can't handle tough women
MegaDosX: I mean.
matthaus_c: Adam likes BvS
saucemaster5000: We know adam would pick Michael Miyazaki
TheSilverGekko: we care what adam thinks; that's why we are here!
matthaus_c: I'm still high on Detention
kumatsu: Ben was the one talking about Adam, I'd LOVE your opinion too :P
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is Killer Klowns From Outer SPace coming to Let's Nope?
Abelzumi: I mean, it's SOMA, but
matthaus_c: Detention was so fucking good
Abelzumi: No contest
JaymicUnyielding: In Sound Mind, maybe?
ashesandmochi: shch or sh i think
aClonedPickle: resident evil 6 is a terrifying game if you have a fear of QTEs
chad_chadsworth: soma deez nuts
Abelzumi: "Their latent homosexuality. It's wonderful"
MyBuddySuperfly: "what's qoing on?"
saucemaster5000: "how come your accent keep slightly changing?"
ashesandmochi: oh no
ThorSokar: old phone quality is VERY scratchy
MegaDosX: What is happening
SagaMonstrum: Its the Orb Adam, geeze
NickPenrhyn: old timey brick phones
YawnLance: This is fine
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KeytarCat: Steam blipped for me, too
Abelzumi: It's the storm, dw
Sorator13: there was a bright flash, and then... No Signal
DEATHlikescats: cable loose prob
Abelzumi: "It's connected...to slightly smaller metal spheres..."
dumbo3k: there was no wire connecting the earpiece of that phone
A_Dub888: O R B
NickPenrhyn: it's like a fidget orb
kumatsu: (Metal Gear voice) THE SPHERE
AdamYMHMI: "Elementary!" school children could write a better plot than this...
SymphonicLolita: lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
dumbo3k: it really is a cellphone
saucemaster5000: spooky
ShaneLeeAtk: Bluetooth
Gascitygaming: ghosts
Sorator13: wireless tech is impressive!
Himyul: it's blue tooth
steelfox13: retro futuristic
CAKHost: Could be a phone ghost
saucemaster5000: they do say that
tknocker: ghost phone
Gascitygaming: backphone forephone payphone
Abelzumi: Um, that's your cohost
EikoandMog: Did this HAVE the be behind a locked door?!
AdamYMHMI: Are you saying the designers really phoned it in?
Orxolon: Krilin is proud
Sorator13: because the Orb Demands It
Fanklok: Destructo Disk? You mean Kienzan
Orxolon: @Fanklok yeah,this
MegaDosX: @Fanklok Kienstructo disk!
Abelzumi: Again, that's your cohost
saucemaster5000: Launches into "we will rock you"
MyBuddySuperfly: a mimir
Blakemcm: someone in dat bed!
BusTed: lumpy mattress
NickPenrhyn: the pillow is incredible
matthaus_c: M I L K
Koshindan: Tiny broom.
Gascitygaming: lumpy mattress, that's the name i danced under in college, it.... it did not go well
Himyul: real estate these days, ammirite?
SagaMonstrum: Orb: The next piece is right down the road
saucemaster5000: this guy should use a different ringtone
AdamYMHMI: Tiny house hipsters haunt this place.
chad_chadsworth: MOYDAHRAH\
YawnLance: Scarily bad benginFingers
kumatsu: There was that one jumpscare with the girl peaking through the door the first hour
ShaneLeeAtk: This is some Silver Dollar City shizz
Gascitygaming: in this economy?!
Abelzumi: One for the weener
Laserbeaks_Fury: Those are Torgo hats
chad_chadsworth: one for each head
NickPenrhyn: there's a thin line between horror and comedy
SagaMonstrum: Adam fighting his rival at the start of a Pokemon run is scarier
Abelzumi: Or, cowboy hydra
EMNetwork: what if two get wet?
BusTed: That's my Tuesday hat.
matthaus_c: one hat in the morning, two hats in the afternoon
saucemaster5000: What if one gets wet and one gets stolen? Checkmate.
Sorator13: one for during the week, one for saturdays, one for sundays, obviously
MyBuddySuperfly: a piano. in a shack. yeah
LithelyUnshod: Two chairs, two beers
BusTed: drawfeGoodjoke
matthaus_c: got their ass, streamer
kumatsu: Good joke streamer
Tangsm: The next key will be behind a puzzle asking you how many hats there were.
dougma: once you find a hat you like, you buy 3 because when the first one gets damanged you will never find a replacement
kumatsu: Standing ovation from my office
DarknessKingCoH: Ah Matias Ah Matias
Kramburger: The one time it would make sense for the key to be hidden near the door...
faxmachine1: All those sacks of hats
chad_chadsworth: fibbo gnaw on deez nuts
Laserbeaks_Fury: Praise Keysus
MyBuddySuperfly: whoopsies
matthaus_c: not bummer, timber
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I wish I had one or two more of my favorite hat, it's a piece of promo merch from an old MMO that was basically dead on arrival
psuedoe: When are we gonna see Adam in a Korg crapshot? I can't be the only one longing for caveman Savidan?
MyBuddySuperfly: wow
bishop_ftw: I step away for a few minutes and now the game feels like a bad allen wake ripoff
matthaus_c: oh for fucking out loud
AdamYMHMI: Oof, that kind of window damage is gonna cost'ya dontcha know.
Micsig: brother
dougma: pls game
thraximore: is this... loss?
JaymicUnyielding: Is this loss?
thraximore: ha too slow
Abelzumi: 34
Micsig: 35?
saucemaster5000: Do the live in the fucking Professor LAYTONVERSE?
Tangsm: This person hated accessing their tools.
ThorSokar: 35
chad_chadsworth: 35 i think
Abelzumi: They're digits hon
code1300: 35
Alex_Frostfire: Do they have numbers that don't end in 5 or 0?
Sorator13: who writes the combination on the thing being locked itself? even in code, that's dumb af
Abelzumi: SOWWY
Micsig: Yes, my rusty pliers
Abelzumi: But you're cute when you're miffed so
Drathak: no1SUS
Spacecarl: THAT is what you lock away?
chad_chadsworth: no way, now you can pull your teeth out for entertainment!
quancooffate: Adding w's to the apology almost negates it
KeytarCat: @Spacecarl These are the good pliers
matthaus_c: @chad_chadsworth just like in inscryption
mugulord: scuse
Spacecarl: Okay apparently they were god-pliers to do that
mugulord: yah wow
chad_chadsworth: no way those pliers could cut through a chain
Drathak: 360 orbin' over here
SymphonicLolita: orbin time
saucemaster5000: orb like gun but round
Alex_Frostfire: Did they say pliers? Apparently they meant bolt cutters.
MegaDosX: !card ponder
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Sniknob: o r b
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's Orbin' Time
matthaus_c: !card pondering mage
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dumbo3k: It's Orbin time?
chad_chadsworth: lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE
dumbo3k: You found a note
ButButTheJesus: OEURB
couchboyj: Always shuffle
Spacecarl: No wonder they kept the god-pliers locked up now. okay it all makes sense lrrBEEJ
Abelzumi: Just like uranium glass plates
saucemaster5000: That's funny, the glowing discs usually get off on the second floor
on_and_awful: DIFNA!? More skill Diffna, amiritegamers?
itmightbemikey: This game is making my cat bite me I think he's telling you to play a better game
matthaus_c: we got there
matthaus_c: good joke
NickPenrhyn: St. Diff blesses you
matthaus_c: did it just say Sussy
quancooffate: @Alex_Frostfire The animation really fails to show it but you can pry open the links in a chain with pliers
on_and_awful: lrrAWESOME
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Kramburger: This game was made by a psychic vampire
Sorator13: I stg they're calling for Ezio
quancooffate: @Alex_Frostfire *If* they have a gap
Laserbeaks_Fury: The best whispering in a game is still, no contest, Senua's Sacrifice
A_Dub888: !findquote key
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Himyul: consult the wakthrough!
matthaus_c: it IS saying sussy!
on_and_awful: a sussemetary?
Abelzumi: cemetussy
SagaMonstrum: Was Senua's Sacrifice ever played on LRR?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Tis, is that you?
saucemaster5000: tickle the ivorussy
Sorator13: I don't think that piano's been tuned recently
Sorator13: sad
TinkerTezz: I don't believe so
Abelzumi: So basically twitch chat
Drathak: thats like 90% of horror games anyway
Kramburger: But the mental illness isn't the bad guy
SagaMonstrum: Oh yeah it's all about mental stuff but from what I've heard and seen, they actually handle it well?
gualdhar: yeah but I think Senua put actual effort into oops all mental illness
NickPenrhyn: good talk
YawnLance: Lore
on_and_awful: double tap
Sorator13: I'm very confused
saucemaster5000: Inception!
SymphonicLolita: ???
chad_chadsworth: what
TheWriterAleph: are you asking the orb?
pimiento: you've done nothing?
Himyul: what HAVE you done?
SagaMonstrum: Stuck in a timeloop buddy
Transmuted_Elf: memories
Laserbeaks_Fury: Are we Matias the whole time?
couchboyj: Its in the orb now
matthaus_c: you know, man, yeah...
thraximore: I thought that was a DVD in the cupboard for a second
Sorator13: That was a flashback, pretty sure
gibbousm: ART?
saucemaster5000: If you're lost that means it's working
EveningStarComp: Ye Olde DVD
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novrdd: hmmm
on_and_awful: Have we pondered this orb yet?
inconsideratehat: You know what would explain things? MORE KEYS
novrdd: in orb we trust
Gascitygaming: was doing a job at a house a couple weeks back and they had a karaoke machine that ran on laser discs, the younger guy with me had never seen one before
Sorator13: I mean, it led you to kill Mattias, but I never liked that guy anyway
TheMerricat: bread is murder chat!
Laserbeaks_Fury: I Tisiphone made it to thte party
Sorator13: if bread is murder, what is toast?
EikoandMog: @Gascitygaming Fun fact, laserdisc is an analog format, like vinyl!
couchboyj: Crunchy murder
ZombieHendrix: there was, you shot them
Sorator13: and a sandwich?
dumbo3k: is there a doormat for the key to hide under?
on_and_awful: if they didn't want their houses broken into, they should have locked their doors. #victimblaming
on_and_awful: and also hidden their keys better for the doors WE unlocked.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Goin to the chapel and we're gonna get ma-a-arried
DEATHlikescats: the tree trunk that fell between two houses
Sorator13: @on_and_awful if they didn't want us to unlock their doors, they shouldn't have locked them!
saucemaster5000: But I hid my keys! In a puzzle! With the answer next to it!
on_and_awful: @Sorator13 exactly!
Himyul: can you walk over the tree trunk?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Follow the blood
Laserbeaks_Fury: ?
dumbo3k: that was convoluted
chad_chadsworth: you got flashbanged again
thraximore: losing your mind? I hope you find it again :)
Kramburger: MOAR KEY
Sorator13: that's where the bodies went!
Sorator13: where the keys are!
Sorator13: What an odd place to hide your key.
quillilian: K-Keys?!
novrdd: o,o
kumatsu: oh boy, giggling children
Drathak: we were the demons all along
saucemaster5000: checks out
Transmuted_Elf: the shhh quiet keeps making me think of the shia lebeouff musical.
shurtal: SHITS FUCKED
dumbo3k: It's not going to be okay
ThorSokar: FBtouchdown This game sucks FBtouchdown
saucemaster5000: We don't have arms
The_Color_Twelve: this game will end eventually
GhostValv: why would I lie
Pteraspidomorphi: It's looking bad :(
Gascitygaming: chapel, coffin, ceys, all the same letter, easy mode :P
matthaus_c: this, too, shall pass
chad_chadsworth: its going to be okay bennyboy and adam
saucemaster5000: tentacles tho
Orxolon: it's gonna be ok Ben,ok
Sniknob: what about good videogames can those hurt you
TheWarDoctor8: Everything!...Gonna Be Alright
AdamYMHMI: Walk into your house, sort the mail, toss your keys into the coffin, decide what you want for dinner...
mugulord: the real horror game is the key meta
Abelzumi: It's gonna get weird, bby
Sorator13: I didn't realize Lets Nope had become Watch & Play
novrdd: uhm.. im narratively confused
Calaban161: The game only hurts if you let it
mugulord: "you live like this?"
chad_chadsworth: CHOCLATE MILK
NickPenrhyn: beer pong time
saucemaster5000: world's biggest mystery
Sorator13: a dozen glasses???
on_and_awful: OH NO! they multiply!
dougma: cool aide
buhlian22: Honestly I just tuned in, I can’t believe this game is still going.
Gascitygaming: this is all prequel for Mario is Missing
matthaus_c: @Sorator13 the Watch+Nope is a time-honoured tradition
Kramburger: JESUS WHAT
Abelzumi: Is this the fucking end of the game
TheWarDoctor8: WAT
Abelzumi: IS THIS THE END
mugulord: really saving on animation here
dumbo3k: Did we poison everyone
mugulord: wait
chefryto90: i... DONT EVEN.
matthaus_c: a toast! to all the people who died!
ashesandmochi: jonestowning it?
Pteraspidomorphi: Haha your loved ones are trapped in the mine, let's drink
BusTed: gg
saucemaster5000: gggn
Kramburger: Do it, cowards
Sorator13: oh wow, it wasn't even poison, there were gunshots
YawnLance: I hope they do
matthaus_c: and then I started BLASTING
novrdd: hmmmm
Sorator13: what was even the point of the toast then??
kumatsu: ART
BartholemewTheKitten: pew pew pew
MyBuddySuperfly: Amnesia: Difna's Edition
Shelvish_Fyshstic: Next chapter: you find yourself in a hospital and you have to perform surgery on Stephanie to keep her alive. The nurse hands you a tray of keys.
Mr_Horrible: the orb said they drop a sweet katana
ashesandmochi: that's a D
SymphonicLolita: blastin blastin blastin blastin
EveningStarComp: How many people did they fit in that tiny house?!!?!
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faxmachine1: He wasn't giving them a choice when it came to taking time off
saucemaster5000: to disneyland!
on_and_awful: Didneyland?!
shendaras: Maybe you were the bad guy all along
on_and_awful: or Dinfnaland?
itira: shhhh
chad_chadsworth: shhhh
ashesandmochi: i just realized, is it just the last bead with the cyrillic? the others seem to be solely greek
Sorator13: @ashesandmochi they ran out of greek letters
El_Funko: ohhh that whispering is in the stream
Sorator13: and had to improvise
Kramburger: FREEDOM
BusTed: Remix
matthaus_c: pogress!
El_Funko: I thought it was in the game I was playing
TheWriterAleph: oonts oonts oonts
on_and_awful: Dinfna I can't hear you!
matthaus_c: gaslight gatekeep girlboss
TheWarDoctor8: i n d u s t r i a l
MegaDosX: Someone just dropped some sheet metal
pimiento: weird old timey wherever the heck this is i can't hear ouy!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Are you ready to rock! I DINFNA hear you!
Kramburger: Right. can't leave without a final boss
EikoandMog: @El_Funko For a second, I thought you were going to say "I thought that was me"
Abelzumi: OHNO THE POLICE
KeytarCat: I'm scared of FoV
matthaus_c: 'pizzacatto?'
SymphonicLolita: red orb
Abelzumi: because musical Stings
Abelzumi: lmao
TheWarDoctor8: red light for my bingo card
pimiento: samurai pizzacatto?
MegaDosX: Are we in the Upside Down now?
EveningStarComp: Pizzacato Vivace Agitato!!! Be afraid!
on_and_awful: well, at least we have orb. probably a casting implement?
Sorator13: every time you pull up the orb I just think of Weird Al's clip with the Mysterious Floating Orb that was a soup ladle
DEATHlikescats: more filters means more spooky
BartholemewTheKitten: Weird red light district
mugulord: can we W?
faxmachine1: Maybe you need the varia suit to get through this part
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: how does this one compare to the time wasting bullshit of The Dark Occult
Sorator13: I think the destructo discs were evil all along
mugulord: have we got mega missiles yet?
chad_chadsworth: can yyou take off your red glasses please?
SymphonicLolita: muwdewer
BartholemewTheKitten: Something called a "destructo disc" is evil? Whoda thought?
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matthaus_c: let it all out dude
mugulord: hand!
NickPenrhyn: damn. that beat drop
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SagaMonstrum: Ben: "Game's not scary" Also Ben: Holding his hands in preperation for a jumpscare
novrdd: hmmm
kumatsu: ah yes, we've been defeated by the Inception noise
chad_chadsworth: you got flashbanged again
on_and_awful: I need this game to bust out into an Until Dawn style alt-buttrock song
SymphonicLolita: need to minecraft
gibbousm: ART
MegaDosX: Because, don't think about it
Sorator13: to dig a hole!
DEATHlikescats: wat
AdamYMHMI: k
Sorator13: punch a chunk!
Transmuted_Elf: was the hotel built ontop of this mine shaft?
Himyul: to get a key
GhostValv: pray for the end
SagaMonstrum: Praying if the game was good
mugulord: please god let me parse this narrative
novrdd: to find.... more keys....
matthaus_c: the sooner they roll credits the better
shendaras: Maybe you left the key to the car deep within a minecart at the bottom of the mine
MegaDosX: Bulat
shurtal: Dee Ell Cee me walkin' away from this game
NickPenrhyn: The DLCinfna
HadesLeprechaun: yeah we've got another whole chapter!
matthaus_c: nope
Kramburger: You killed all those people
Koshindan: We learned orbs are bad.
kumatsu: we learned I dislike this game
Himyul: destructo disks are cool
Laserbeaks_Fury: We learned ORBS
dumbo3k: We learned the weird accent dude murdered a bunch of people
SagaMonstrum: A tree fell and we all heard it
CAKHost: Are we just jumping between the two or is the one seeing what the other is seeing?
BrindleBoar: blat blat
MegaDosX: Also that looks like a save point
gibbousm: ORB
matthaus_c: right there was a CULT
NickPenrhyn: More this, after this
Sorator13: LUL
kumatsu: I'm gonna get ice cream to fight how bad this is
on_and_awful: I hope we find ORB again
Sorator13: that's the spiritual counterpart to "Thanks, me!"
mugulord: I'm gonna get icecream too
blip2004: wasn't there also something about the orb having to do with time travel?
kumatsu: I sure have entirely lost the thread on this game, and don't find it interesting enough to care
saucemaster5000: Only question I want answered is about the elevator buttons
matthaus_c: let's GOOO
NickPenrhyn: Now back to this,
Abelzumi: Slam jam your bad boys smh
saucemaster5000: how can you tell? the narrative arc?
Sorator13: do I hear... fibonnacci??
ThorSokar: in before this is the beginning of the 2nd half
NickPenrhyn: is that the Scarlet Nexus menu theme
Kramburger: Boss fight Boss Fight BOSS FIGHT
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saucemaster5000: obviously
TheWarDoctor8: no, you had like 1/3rd health
Dalouer: gotta watch for the overhead
Haroldholmes25: gottem
TheWarDoctor8: Oh look, your buddies are back!
Kramburger: Like in DS when you take more damage if you're interrupted
sorrow_of_aria: Chat I'm sory to say, it still didn't kill
BusTed: steps on rake
matthaus_c: reminds me how bad Outlast got at the lab section. god forbid that happens with this game though wheelerKappa
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Lightningbro: I love how gingerly this character takes off the parasite like "Ow... please... please stop..."
pencilsnake: LOL
zarbit: got me too, Ben!
saucemaster5000: the difference is one has more syllables
Sorator13: can't help but notice the upgrade dealie looks a lot like a cube version of The Orb
Kramburger: Pistols aren't for damage
Kramburger: They're for scaring the oplayer
saucemaster5000: they're for protection
graal_smith: Hey, Ben actually said "Nope" in a Let's Nope
Koshindan: Spider senses tingling.
gibbousm: is melee a thing or just guns?
graal_smith: Thrilling reloading action
chad_chadsworth: @gibbousm no melee
matthaus_c: a chaos emerald!
Sorator13: a d20!
BrindleBoar: not here to get rich
chad_chadsworth: @gibbousm idk why
matthaus_c: final boss is sonic's throbbing chili dog
ThorSokar: a ruby the size of your frekin' fist?!?!, don't need that!
Sorator13: yeah, same adam
HadesLeprechaun: we're not here to make money, we're here to solve the murders we committed!
Abelzumi: It's a metaphor.
Sogheim: but Adam, you're not scared of anything!
Abelzumi: For his ego
eric_christian_berg: Throbbing and moist.
GhostValv: cursed
saucemaster5000: Dev someone just went "I GOT ONE!"
Scarbble: boy this stream has gone *places*
saucemaster5000: also about his penis
BusTed: rayfkSanic
gibbousm: gotta go fast
Sorator13: the best chili dogs are juicy and throbbing
YawnLance: Even if you're not thinking of it it's thinking of you
kumatsu: What about Sonic's Werehog
BrindleBoar: he's got a hog under that hedge, yeah
Mr_Horrible: if the fanart is to be believed
thraximore: hedgehogs have penises I'm pretty sure
BusTed: Maybe not on the internet you browse.
graal_smith: In today's Let's Nope, Adam reveals that he didn't watch Crossing the Streams
saucemaster5000: donkey dong
Abelzumi: Donkey Kong won't return my donkey calls... :(
Sorator13: They don't draw Donkey Kong's donkey dong?
kumatsu: Expand Dong illKong
gualdhar: Donkey Kong has a kid yo, Jr.
couchboyj: You know him well
Lightningbro: I mean, in the comics Sonic has children so... by process of elimination
Sorator13: also it very much depends who you mean by "they" because there are plenty of folks who do draw the donkey dong and sonic's chili dog
ThorSokar: He SLAYS
BartholemewTheKitten: If he's like other gorillas, Donkey's dong is...not impressive
Kramburger: O-O
Blakemcm: Candy got them big ol tibbies
shurtal: i mean, the Kong family's existance presages the concept of Kong on Kong boinking
GhostValv: tqsSmug
gibbousm: let's nope getting me super tempted to Google hedgehog genitalia
TheWarDoctor8: Adam's face lol
MegaDosX: I beg your pardon
Kramburger: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! How does taxidermy change the mouthfeel of a dead goose?
NimrodXIV: ANYWAY
BrindleBoar: I have no idea how much of this Ben made up
graal_smith: Wait, does that mean they're waiting for marriage for intercourse?
YawnLance: I mean as long as you ask first, I guess
kumatsu: that show had some BOPS tho
Sogheim: Adam out here learning about Donkey Kong's kinks
TheWarDoctor8: @BrindleBoar Very little, it just sounds worse out of context
BrindleBoar: zero hesitation
ThorSokar: That show is worse than anything you can imagine
SnackPak_: mario doesn't fuck
saucemaster5000: Bowser cares
Haroldholmes25: mario has a stable? job
shurtal: Ben wants big strong arms to hug him
gibbousm: Bowser is a good dad
faxmachine1: Mario will save like 12 other toads before getting to your castle smh
Abelzumi: Bowser F U C K S
FadedOverseer: have you seen the housing market?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Slap a crown on Bowser
Scarbble: please, bowsette
couchboyj: Donkey Knog does own an island
BusTed: The pig version?
AdamYMHMI: Bowser has a LOT of castles.
Orxolon: would you rather the Pig one?
Lightningbro: AND Bowser is the primary parent FOR his son, so you know that he's gonna look after the kids.
gibbousm: Bowser over all Ganons except maybe Wind waker
HadesLeprechaun: Tetris
Sorator13: Tetris
saucemaster5000: adam speaking truth
Laserbeaks_Fury: Super Metroid
Dalouer: secret of mana
TheWarDoctor8: Someone find the ganondorf suavemente gif
MegaDosX: Pong
graal_smith: Is Bowser a good father? He throws his children in the way of s sociopathic plumbing serial killer.
Sorator13: @HadesLeprechaun same hat!
GhostValv: seabatClap
EngineBeast: turtles in time
Kain2270: Mario Kart 64 holds up.
matthaus_c: nah man, Genesis forever
Orxolon: Chrono Trigger
couchboyj: seabatClap
Scarbble: adam, link to the past randomizer when?
El_Funko: Yeah super nintendo was so good
BusTed: Stunt Race FX
Scy_Anide: Ganondorf gets his ass beat on the regular, by a child sometimes.
gibbousm: PS2 best console ever
itira: Harvest Moon 64 still slaps
SymphonicLolita: mario party 3 is god tier
NickPenrhyn: N64 is cursed
ThorSokar: Wave Race is still fun
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MegaDosX: No Mercy
kumatsu: OK but DK 64
Laserbeaks_Fury: I think Majora's Mask is good
tycoonbosh: PS2 best DVD player ever
AdamYMHMI: Chrono Trigger
faxmachine1: Smash 64 pretty good
saucemaster5000: mario 64 is fine
El_Funko: I bet N64 mario kart is still alright
Lightningbro: Megaman 64 is still amazing (though inferiour to Megaman Legends, the literal same game)
shurtal: WCW vs NWO World Tour
Mr_Horrible: DK64 isn't very good, tbh
Sogheim: I looked at Goldeneye a couple years ago and my memories of it are vastly different than the actual game
pimiento: N64 mario kart still fun
Alex_Frostfire: How dare you insult Banjo-Kazooie like this.
MegaDosX: DK64 aged badly
Sogheim: Kirby 64 was amazing
KeytarCat: I have!
shurtal: 12fps
Sniknob: Shout out to beaver bother
saucemaster5000: Perfect Dark always sucked tho
KeytarCat: It does!
gibbousm: DK great theme song, horrible padding and shut terrible quality of life decisions
faxmachine1: But all the speedruns of N64 games are the best
Lightningbro: FPS is not an issue...
kumatsu: DK 64 got upcycled for Wii U
Gascitygaming: PaPer mario
Mr_Horrible: yeah, Kirby 64 still fun
xantos69: Well gee Adam, I guess Smash Bros was a bad idea.
BusTed: That was pretty sweet.
karpma: paper mario is the GOAT
graal_smith: Adam, I think they run slightly better than ass, as ass doesn't run, it sits.
gibbousm: Kirby games in general are all good
NickPenrhyn: Kirby is real fun
Sogheim: I turned Kirby into a giant rock tanuki that rolled through the whole level
SymphonicLolita: oh yeah paper mario holds up fr
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i still replay Kirby 64, Banjo Kazooie and Tooie, Majora's Mask still holds up as my favorite Zelda
Lightningbro: Specifically, Cutter+Fire=giant Fire Greatsword
MegaDosX: That factory level on Shiver Star has the /best/ music
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KeytarCat: sounds like 2d platformers perform well on a screen
faxmachine1: Just because melee is better doesn't mean 64 doesn't hold up
saucemaster5000: mischief makers
SymphonicLolita: thats fair
TheWarDoctor8: There's a local SSB64 scene where I live
gibbousm: Ice + Needle is an op combo in 64
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: tripping saved Smash!
faxmachine1: Pokemon stadium holds up
The_Color_Twelve: jet force was great
BusTed: shake shake
GhostValv: shake shake
doubledbear: Paper mario is the only one that holds up imo
Gascitygaming: the actiony ones aren't as good anymore, slower, turn based type stuff tends to hold up better
Lightningbro: Shake Shake?
kumatsu: Imagine Jet Force Gemini VR
Drathak: I tried playing jetforce again a few years ago it did NOT age well
Scarbble: mischief makers was the SHIT
matthaus_c: the spirit of David is with us tonight
frank_the_great: Are you besmirching the good name of Glover?
ButButTheJesus: Jet Force Gemini is on Rare Replay on Xbox
BusTed: Mischief Makers wasn't great.
chad_chadsworth: i grew up with the og lego starwars and the simpsons game
saucemaster5000: Ben is entitled to his wrong opinioon
MegaDosX: @gibbousm Electric + Cutter was my favourite, make Kirby into a goddamn Jedi
Mr_Horrible: Mischief Makers's legacy is largely because of its weirdness and unavailability
graal_smith: Blast, thwarted by a waist high wall.
BusTed: true tho
saucemaster5000: It was enough!
graal_smith: Sorry, knee-high wall
GhostValv: treasure games were all charming as hell
Scarbble: it was weird, had interesting character design, pretty top tier music and sound effects
Lightningbro: I actually think Mischif Makers had a neat conception but suffered in level design
graal_smith: Joel Haver?
satyropodobny: Takes so spicy you can have them with your nachos
saucemaster5000: Everything on PS1 is garbage now too... except SotN
BrowneePoints: What about Bloody Roar Primal Fury, the best fighter on Gamecube Ben
Makrosian_Tae: Hey spoop boys! How we doing today?
chad_chadsworth: thoughts on ds2, i really like it
matthaus_c: hehe, enter the B-door
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Threads of Fate is my favorite Square game, on ps1
MegaDosX: Wow really
matthaus_c: @chad_chadsworth ds2 rules, and it's a wonder it rules so much despite all the development challenges
BusTed: dot matrix sounds
shurtal: 3d print me a reason to car
NickPenrhyn: Can you 3d print a compelling plot point
shurtal: care*
Sogheim: Nivel Longbottom
saucemaster5000: Cedric Diggleweed?
BusTed: Cedric Diggleweed
MegaDosX: Yo Neville's actor got hot though
matthaus_c: can't believe cedric diggleweed is batman
faxmachine1: I'm so sorry Ben
Makrosian_Tae: Loved it
saucemaster5000: hot take.. I didn't like the new batman
VrolikSyndrome: It was mid.
Orxolon: here comes
El_Funko: It was okay, but it was looooong
matthaus_c: can't believe cedric diggleweed had a gay love story with willem dafoe
saucemaster5000: it WAS boring tho!
El_Funko: I liked the vibe, but the vibe was too many
BrowneePoints: I got called Neville all through high school cuz everyone said I looked just like pre glow up Neville @loadingreadyrun
Makrosian_Tae: I liked The Batman, but my biggest problem was everyone talked at 50% SPEED!!
MegaDosX: Shots fired
emboar2235: i heard that the batman is based on batman year one
gibbousm: The Batman was okay. The Bruce-Selina romance felt super forced
NickPenrhyn: That's a complicated bar
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: really liked that he was a detective again
BrowneePoints: it was good
saucemaster5000: that's like saying Subway is better than BK
JaymicUnyielding: Wonder Woman 1 still beats everything tho
TheWarDoctor8: These doors are so FAST they have to be a workplace hazzard
BrowneePoints: it was 30min too long but good
Lightningbro: I'll be honest, I did not expect to, but I actually enjoyed Aquaman. It greatly surprised me.
Haroldholmes25: gottem
Laserbeaks_Fury: Clever Girl
BrowneePoints: Aquaman was good
NickPenrhyn: You're dead! How bout that!
matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 so, a fact?
Gascitygaming: Garbage boring movie
saucemaster5000: @saucemaster5000 yeah, but a weak one
Haroldholmes25: yeah eternals was a struggle
MegaDosX: I enjoyed it, but I can absolutely understand why some people didn't
BusTed: (Not toasted)
El_Funko: I tried watching Eternals like three times and gave up every time
chad_chadsworth: toasted or not
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: eternals was just a giant block of nothing
on_and_awful: I don't believe you
SymphonicLolita: sbubby: eef freef
itira: are you going to get a PANEENEE Ben?
Sogheim: I was surprised at how boring Eternals was
Sniknob: They did my favorite thing in movies where the villain brings up important systemic issues but also does some war crimes so the hero never has to actually change anything
phantomv48: Eternals needed to be either an hour shorter, or an 6 episode series
GhostValv: eternals was fine but had leaving issues
Laserbeaks_Fury: It can't be a COLD cut combo if you TOAST it
BrowneePoints: I liked Eternals but it definitely struggles under it's own weight
matthaus_c: for sale, baby shoes, not toasted
GhostValv: pacing
gibbousm: I think it's the only MCU film I've not watched
MegaDosX: Eternals and Falcon and the Winter Soldier should have swapped. Eternals should have been a series and Falcon+WS should have been a movie.
saucemaster5000: Also batman was incredibly stupid in that movie.... y'know, the one where he's portrayed as more of a detective?
Orxolon: wtf is going on with Marvel's phase 4?honestly,where are they supposedly going?
JaymicUnyielding: Speaking as a former Marvel megafan, I have no clue why they decided to make a freaking ETERNALS movie.
MegaDosX: She-Hulk had a strong first episode
Kramburger: The Disney+ shows are fun
Makrosian_Tae: A friend of mine whose opinion I value said She Hulk was a lot of fun
Orxolon: loved the 1st episode of Ms Walters
saucemaster5000: yeh, it's been a minute since I really enjoyed a marvel. I've been... whelmed
JaymicUnyielding: I still wanna see Moon Knight. Love that character
MegaDosX: It also has one of the best post-credit scenes in a while
Haroldholmes25: ms marvel took a hard turn into ??? after the first two episodes were great
gibbousm: Moon Knight and Loki I enjoyed a lot. Ms. Marvel I enjoyed. Falcon and Winter Soldier was meh
Kramburger: Yes you do. Wiggans
BusTed: tqsSmug
BrowneePoints: I fucking loved Moon Knight
MegaDosX: WOW
FadedOverseer: gottem
HadesLeprechaun: Sandman is great
SymphonicLolita: oof
itira: roasted
SnackPak_: holy moly
Makrosian_Tae: lrrWOW
chefryto90: Gottem
saucemaster5000: there it was
Haroldholmes25: deserved
FadedOverseer: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
Makrosian_Tae: Very deserved
Riiiiiiis: hehehe
MegaDosX: Wiggins' heart is going to break when he hears this
chad_chadsworth: you're dead!
Kain2270: Adam out here with the hard truths.
ButButTheJesus: ROASTED
zarbit: Taking "that joke killed" literally
on_and_awful: the Karma was swift
NickPenrhyn: Appropriate
SnackPak_: Matt doesn't deserve that
Haroldholmes25: Sandman is technically dc
groulux: Nothing but net
doubledbear: First ep of SheHulk was a banger
JaymicUnyielding: Matt doesn't deserve that. James does.
BrowneePoints: Also Sandman is fucking amazing
TinkerTezz: cost ben his life lol
chad_chadsworth: sandman was really good
El_Funko: Ben did you watch any of Hammer & Bolter?
gibbousm: still need to watch SheHulk
saucemaster5000: Oh yeah, DC's good things rn are Doom Patrol, Harley Quinn, and Sandman. So they'll all be cancelled soon
zarbit: "wait, whose L's am *I* taking?"
BrowneePoints: like Sandman sets a brand new bar for comic Adaptations
El_Funko: it's an animated warhammer anthology series
El_Funko: it's super good
gibbousm: Doom Patrol is great.
HadesLeprechaun: @saucemaster5000 These are all correct, Doom Patrol is a personal highlight
matthaus_c: Sandman was lovely, I'm living for the stories about the cast and crew being nerds
SymphonicLolita: there's a lot of hams to war
Orxolon: last Sunday i finished catching up on The boys,MAN that's show is good
ThorSokar: the warhamer lore is insane, and great
Pteraspidomorphi: Sandman is good.. So I bet Netflix cancels it ;)
El_Funko: hammer and bolter is good because each episode is it's own thing
JaymicUnyielding: What happens if you take down the x-ray camera INSIDE the wall?
Timagio: Chicken Buttwhat
MegaDosX: Good lord
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
Timagio: You're dead!
Haroldholmes25: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: NotLikeThis
GhostValv: benginO7
MegaDosX: That hitbox is some bullshit
on_and_awful: cool game!
TheWarDoctor8: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
FadedOverseer: seabatOAK seabatOAK
gibbousm: they have such fast recovery
couchboyj: Doom Patrol is great but there is a 0% chance it survives the Discovery merger
saucemaster5000: I would be shocked if sandman gets another season -- too many shitty hands in that pie (WB, Netflix)
KV1NN4: Are the orcs still fungi or am i thinkikng of something else?
Haroldholmes25: back to the lab I guess
Timagio: @KV1NN4 They are indeed SMOrc
KV1NN4: sweeeeet
El_Funko: I fucking love Game of Thrones and it was still pretty medium
matthaus_c: liked early game of thrones, or?
El_Funko: I'll stick around to see where it goes
HadesLeprechaun: I found it to be profoundly 7/10
Haroldholmes25: @matthaus_c yee
El_Funko: Yeah 7/10 sounds about right
NickPenrhyn: It's the GOT KOTOR then
couchboyj: Pretty medium is a big step up from season 8, to be fair
FadedOverseer: its passing
Timagio: Throooooones, game of thrones yeah, game of throns
BrowneePoints: Matt Smith is really good in it
Gascitygaming: the LOTR series starts in like a week
gibbousm: they screwed up the ending so much, I'm not sure I'm willing to give it a chance
saucemaster5000: Or we have too much stuff
FadedOverseer: you literally all were part of road quest, which could have been a tv show
Haroldholmes25: love to see Matt Smith chew scenery
El_Funko: I think our standards aren't too high enough
Riiiiiiis: I would take the 100years and run
shendaras: Yeah, Road Quest
HadesLeprechaun: I just think so much is getting made that it better than 7/10 that I don't have to settle
zarbit: but we don't have infinite time, too many great things exist
Makrosian_Tae: My favorite example of that is "That game is a 7.5? sweet!" vs "that game is a 7.0? UTTER GARBAGE"
KV1NN4: the hbod+ merger has crippled the healthcare for a bunch of (american) creators because of the shows pulled (because of the loss of royalties) soo... yeah, cancelled the sub
FadedOverseer: seabatOAK seabatOAK seabatOAK seabatOAK
JaymicUnyielding: B E N J A M I N
saucemaster5000: How did he know????
Timagio: You're dead!
eric_christian_berg: I have no time to watch TV shows, I can barely keep up with LRR.
BrowneePoints: I think our standards need to go up if shit like BvS keeps getting made
saucemaster5000: HA! The hondo question
NickPenrhyn: -10 so I get youth back and a team suffers
Timagio: None years
Riiiiiiis: who cares about sports
empyreon: negative years LUL
Darleysam: to be fair you *could* put a hefty bet on that team
yalc321: Can i place bets first?
Haroldholmes25: adam agent of chaos
salimancer: Wow I'm already mad
Gascitygaming: I watch sports and absolutely zero, i lived in Regina when the Riders won the Grey Cup, was a great night but that was it.
ThorSokar: can I give up 2x as many years for all pro-sports to pop out of existence?
matthaus_c: I've probably given up an year of my lifetime to smoking, sports sounds like a better investment
EikoandMog: The problem is, the excitement is NOT knowing.
Lightningbro: If I use negative years enough can I remove sports from existance?
BrowneePoints: Adam, I cried when the Cubs took home the Pennant
Darleysam: I don't care about the glory, but I'd sac a month to win a chonky bet
Kain2270: I'd give a an each week for the bois to win a MTG World Tournamment.
Timagio: Canucklehead detected wbpl76Z0rg wbpl76Z0rg
BusTed: Hondo was negotiating years into the 30s.
Nigouki: Vancouver needs another sports riot
Haroldholmes25: game says die
Blakemcm: Gamer moment
Gascitygaming: lived there at the time, not anymore
chad_chadsworth: Yoru're dee!
NickPenrhyn: Rhymes with Dinfna
novrdd: vvell vvell vvell...
gibbousm: jeez, that's a lot of monsters
GhostValv: seabatYIKES
saucemaster5000: Just one more
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: packers, wooooo
Timagio: The...why?!
HadesLeprechaun: nah they don't deserve it
Darleysam: what do you even get from that
gibbousm: lrrFRUMP
Gascitygaming: For Aaron Rodgers.... tikes
JaymicUnyielding: I'm from Wisconsin and I wouldn't even give up a year
BusTed: The Lions
BrowneePoints: the Lions
BrowneePoints: the Bengals
GhostValv: us men's national soccer team
ThorSokar: The Jets!
Darleysam: wow, a bunch of well-paid players and coaches get even more money, LET'S GO seabatClap
Haroldholmes25: gottem
rabbitgta: the fudge packers, i live in WI and can't stand this team. its like most peoples personality
IsaTheEngie: I'm sorry. What's double digits mean?
Riiiiiiis: could it be for a game where I also bet 1000000 on?
Timagio: SPOOD
gibbousm: wtf was that
saucemaster5000: I'd only give it up for the Washington Generals. They're due.
yalc321: We could give up a century of life and the Lions would still lose somehow
BrowneePoints: I'd give up 10 years for the US Women's Soccer Team to get the fucking respect they deserve
Haroldholmes25: oh no lore
DarthRagnar815: Dolphins have their undefeated season though.
NickPenrhyn: Can I give up years to revive a dead sports team
whitebadgerwolf88: the giants have been pretty terrible
BusTed: Better not die before the next save...
The_Color_Twelve: The Generals have actually won exactly one game in their history
ButButTheJesus: k i'm off to bed, bye folks, try not to spoop too hard
TheWarDoctor8: Ada Wong?
Drathak: Adam knows much more about american sports than I do and I live here
Gascitygaming: the grizzlies?
gibbousm: are the Washington General Washington State?
ooogydog: Minnesota needs one, we need to back up being the "State of Hockey"
Sogheim: seven lights? that's two too many
Laserbeaks_Fury: nah, skintight suit is probably Claire
GhostValv: benginO7 us women's national team is fantastic
JaymicUnyielding: HI JILL LOVE YOU
Makrosian_Tae: Is it time for this game to become OVERWHELMINGLY POSITIVE?
NickPenrhyn: PrideLaugh
Dandinstorm12: !findquote R1
LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these lrrEFF ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
saucemaster5000: @BrowneePoints Actually Brownee, this is correct. I'll split it with you.
gibbousm: because DC is the Commanders
karpma: Its the Vancouver Grizzlies.
SaxPython: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Dandinstorm12: also how about them Flames?
jellybean57: i mean, i barely know anything about hockey and i feel like i'd give up a month for the quebec nordiques to exist again
ThorSokar: Double header with them and Van Halen opens the game
JaymicUnyielding: Watch this become an actual plot point in Blaseball.
GhostValv: tqsSmug
itira: hahaha
matthaus_c: jesus christ
NickPenrhyn: the grim old Sports Necromancer taps into the ley lines
KWardJenx: LOL! That's great!
saucemaster5000: plain oatmeal and water
EikoandMog: I'd give a month for the North Sydney Bears.
Dandinstorm12: Also them Sabres
Gascitygaming: Snyder
e_bloc: kovalchuk
Dandinstorm12: MN Northstars
e_bloc: yeah a couple of times
couchboyj: Reads from the Fanonomicon
Gascitygaming: Yeah during the lockout and stayed for a few years
Dandinstorm12: dammmmmmn
ooogydog: WAHHH
Timagio: These sure are some names I know for sure
underhill33: so brave
Kramburger: @EikoandMog My uncle would probably chip in
JaymicUnyielding: Let's bring back the heckin Women's Baseball League from A League of Their Own.
GhostValv: januar1Think
saucemaster5000: Hey! I say that all the time! I say it ten times before bed!
Drathak: how can you say that about your son
ThorSokar: they're canada w/o the healthcare
KWardJenx: Jesus. All hot takes all night with Adam.
gibbousm: if Canada is a soda, they're a mini soda
Dandinstorm12: Adam, noted coward
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HadesLeprechaun: yeah if only this was being recorded on stream
CururuGuasu: As a Minnesotan, that’s fair
matthaus_c: we definitely won't snitch
EikoandMog: @Kramburger Holy shit, I thought I'd be the only one in chat who had ANY idea what I was talking about.
BrowneePoints: Hey! Only us Midwesterners get to shit talk Minnesota!
eric_christian_berg: Gameplay!
Dandinstorm12: lol
BusTed: Well done game.
GhostValv: seabatClap
matthaus_c: THIS GAME RULES
ashesandmochi: ohmygod
itira: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
xantos69: I gotta give em that one
EikoandMog: You know what. I'll pay that.
Blakemcm: Beautiful
chad_chadsworth: games 10/10 now
saucemaster5000: fair play
mugulord: ok yah
JaymicUnyielding: TOUCHDOWN
TheWarDoctor8: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Dandinstorm12: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Makrosian_Tae: seabatClap
Riiiiiiis: 5 points
HadesLeprechaun: back up to 7/10
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
whitebadgerwolf88: FBtouchdown seabatClap FBtouchdown seabatClap FBtouchdown
ThorSokar: after that they're back on top!
Lightningbro: What did I just miss?
Dandinstorm12: So Adam, Nordiques or '99 Sabres?
Drathak: yep back up to 7/10 we'll see how long it stays there
Natimus_Prime: Does... Does no one actually look at the plug to check which way it goes in? Because I've always done that.
Dandinstorm12: can we clip that as well
Makrosian_Tae: So, how long have we been in Umbrella Corp and when did we escape the house?
Juliamon: Natimus_Prime I can't visualize which was round it goes
saucemaster5000: I'll say it -- I wish my state would get off the Warriors' nuts.
gibbousm: glitch filters yeah!
Juliamon: jam n pray
matthaus_c: these monsters got yaoi hands
BartholemewTheKitten: I assume spelled "fuq"?
frank_the_great: Hack into the mainframe
Dandinstorm12: ok 99 Sabres or 22/23 Nucks?
saucemaster5000: all the time
KWardJenx: Adam, how do you plan on visiting the mainland again with all the bridges you're burning tonight?
Dandinstorm12: the ferry
eric_christian_berg: Duck Tales! Woo-ooo!
groulux: Come on Rest of Canada lets keep it civil.
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Riiiiiiis: Jeff Bridges
matthaus_c: uh oh razzies
Kramburger: If we'd still let Adam into Aus, you can let him into the US
korvys: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
Makrosian_Tae: TOS
BrowneePoints: I'd ask why hes in this shithole of a country
Dandinstorm12: yeah, the Canucks are great and they aren't just the Sedin Brothers
Haroldholmes25: gaming tm
korvys: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #7998: "Why do you have three of those six-drops?" "Because they're sick!" —Ben and Adam [2022-03-11]
Gascitygaming: I more enjoy it when you straw my berries but to each their own
Timagio: monkaS
eric_christian_berg: You can come to Buffalo and shit talk our sports teams as much as you want.
Dandinstorm12: nah Adam loves the Sabres
DEATHlikescats: tool on table tray
Dandinstorm12: always has
Kramburger: He's learning
saucemaster5000: How did adam piss off Jeff Bridges? Was it the Jeff Bridges Dolphin impression?
matthaus_c: yeah but australia already let in all the criminals
Timagio: Da UTE
Makrosian_Tae: What is a yute exactly and why am I sure that's the wrong spelling?
frank_the_great: Arvo?
Dandinstorm12: just don't talk about the 99 finals
Haroldholmes25: I think the question is what is this game missing
Dandinstorm12: yout?
Lightningbro: "Fack you, c*nt, now get in 'ere" - Australia in a nutshell
ThorSokar: can you open the toolbox or one of the drawers?
Timagio: @frank_the_great Aussie convenience store
Orlantia: hey Adam, what do Aussie dolphins sound like again?
MWGNZ: australia isn't real
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BartholemewTheKitten: A ute is the aussie equivalent of the bakkie from South Africa
eric_christian_berg: Have you tried turning them off and on again?
matthaus_c: @MWGNZ no that's NZ
MegaDosX: It is spelled "ute", and I guess it's short for utility truck. It's what Americans would call a pickup truck
BartholemewTheKitten: Hope that helps
Kramburger: I was bad though
matthaus_c: ben said it was bad, we disagreed
Kramburger: *it
saucemaster5000: oh wow good job Ben!
korvys: @frank_the_great Arvo is short for Afternoon
couchboyj: Chat loves the Aussie dolphin
Orlantia: WHAT pieces of shit said that impression was bad?!?!
BrowneePoints: how the fuck is Arvo afternoon
frank_the_great: Spot on Australian Dolphin Ben, no one can do it better, especially no one in the room with you
Haroldholmes25: can make heals? pog
matthaus_c: plaster? I hardly know 'er
on_and_awful: that's the best dolphin impression I've ever heard? where did you learn such a talent?
blip2004: can you put the server into the rack?
El_Funko: we just add O to everything to make it more fun
eric_christian_berg: A lot of UK slang crept into my language from years of reading B3ta.
Riiiiiiis: Funo
kumatsu: @El_Funko Funo
El_Funko: Live with Benno and Savvo
myknorman: my magic crew and I played our peasant commander decks for the first time tonight! woot
Sogheim: oh you could grab that!
Riiiiiiis: @kumatsu ehe
Dandinstorm12: I will say Adam is less sidetracked by the 99 Sabres than he used to be
KeytarCat: screwdriver on the bench
EikoandMog: But a Smoko is different from a Smoke.
MegaDosX: I mean, probably
Sogheim: you had a grab icon!
BartholemewTheKitten: That's why the call him Dolpho
El_Funko: when the O exists we add Y
uncleardata: there was a screwdriver hidden
Dandinstorm12: shame really
Haroldholmes25: LUL
Darleysam: Adam you can't just say someone's true name like that
DEATHlikescats: item inbox on table grabae in
DEATHlikescats: nm
uncleardata: gotta love the camera
matthaus_c: alright this game sucks again
couchboyj: Gameplay!
Timagio: Overwhelmingly Positive BTW
Dandinstorm12: yeah
Kramburger: Shorsey would still be Shorsey in Aus
Riiiiiiis: Hock McHockingly
Dandinstorm12: or "er" like Patrick Kaner
korvys: Adam next time you're taking a stream break (I realised it's the end of the stream) tell everyone you're going on smoko
Vanbael: as a wise man once said: "Stopping power"
Darleysam: so Kano from Mortal Kombat is, naturally, just called Kane
BartholemewTheKitten: Specifically, tell them "I'm on smoko, so leave me alone"
BrowneePoints: look I'm close enough to Chicago I'm used to everything ending in "ski" or "sie"
EikoandMog: Cigarette Break
Dandinstorm12: or if your name is Campbell you become Soup
MegaDosX: So uncultured Ben, smh my head
Mr_Horrible: didn't he get banned in standard?
Kramburger: It's a blue collar worker's term
Makrosian_Tae: I've never heard that in my 35 years
saucemaster5000: Smoko my Poko
Dandinstorm12: shoutout to Jack Campbell
El_Funko: smokos are the best part of smoking
El_Funko: I'd smoke if I got 15 minute breaks every couple hours
pimiento: thing is that adam here would probably just be 'sav', after the local delicacy, the battered sav
Timagio: Dank Smonko
korvys: You don't have to smoke, but yeah, it's smoking break
BrowneePoints: like, I live in a region where people still say Brewskis for beers
saucemaster5000: It's in the bible
Kramburger: Smoko is basically a morning tea break
korvys: Battered sausage
Makrosian_Tae: Dang, you raise a good point Adam
BartholemewTheKitten: Smoko is the most holy of breaks
pimiento: a deep fried battered saveloy sausage
Darleysam: sav = saveloy, I guess?
MegaDosX: Yes
Dandinstorm12: why are we battering sausage
korvys: Sav is short for saveloy, yeah
pimiento: yes, yes we do
EikoandMog: It's a little different to a corn dog.
Darleysam: we do that in the UK too
chad_chadsworth: what are the clown noises?
Orlantia: battered sausage sounds like a corn dog without a stick
Kramburger: Ask an Aussie what they call a battered slice of potatoe
BartholemewTheKitten: What about a battered cab sav?
BrowneePoints: isn't battered sausage what you have after a nut kicking competition
Timagio: Cornholio
saucemaster5000: they can think what they want, they're usually wrong
KV1NN4: Could've sowrn those were called American Hotdogs in NZ
EikoandMog: Y'all need chicken salt.
snowmonkey99: nah, those are dogwood dogs
pimiento: we can do good chips
Kramburger: Chicken slat my friend
BrowneePoints: Adam, look up a Halal Snack Pack
Kramburger: Halal Snack Pack FTW
Dandinstorm12: to seranade you
chad_chadsworth: sounds like a clown
saucemaster5000: It's the beginning to the new Aphex Twin
Darleysam: I think this is IDM
EikoandMog: LUL
MegaDosX: We'd need to see where you're looking for the chips you found. Australia can do good chips and can also do abjectly terrible chips.
Dandinstorm12: lol
Dandinstorm12: clip that
BrowneePoints: If you want good Aussie food look up Halal Snack Pack @loadingreadyrun
mitomanox: deep
EikoandMog: Oh man, snack packs are great.
Vanbael: sounds a terribly malfunctioning industrial copy machine,
El_Funko: HSPs are the fuckin business
ThorSokar: swifts1Notes gotta gets ben's ear fixed swifts1Notes
korvys: Yeah, kinda
saucemaster5000: I'm sure Kramburger has a battered sav for yeh
Darleysam: kebab and chips? Hell yeah
El_Funko: It's turkish poutine
EikoandMog: That's Doner meat.
BusTed: Sounds yummy.
El_Funko: Yeah it's kebab meat and your choice of sauce
BrowneePoints: it has kebab meat with chili sauce etc
itira: LUL
korvys: Stole it
Dandinstorm12: harsh
MegaDosX: I mean.
pimiento: no we just steal it
SymphonicLolita: LUL
korvys: 100%
xantos69: Well they are all criminals.
Shelvish_Fyshstic: Wow!
pimiento: it's the whitey way
Haroldholmes25: learned that from the british
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
KWardJenx: It is an island of thieves...
chad_chadsworth: and a british colony
EikoandMog: We're a commonwealth country, we learned it from papa Britain.
Riiiiiiis: yeah thats just a kebab menu
MWGNZ: elfunkPopcorn
KeytarCat: Oofa doofa
GhostValv: benginO7
Kramburger: Okay Canada, you wanna get into this?
El_Funko: Quick, everyone cut sick at them
snowmonkey99: 10% stolen
ZeroskieS: he said it LUL
goombalax: holy shit I just came back for the roast of aussies
Calaban161: We take what we want
DistractedMOSFET: hey, no criticism between colonies
Timagio: Bloody convicts.
MAPBoardgames: Adam is punchy today
BusTed: :)
Dandinstorm12: so uh hockey eh
ThorSokar: hahaha
SnackPak_: woooow
KWardJenx: LOL!!!!
TheWarDoctor8: SeemsGood
pimiento: rekt
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Dandinstorm12: how bout them Flames
Omthebox: Oh how the Turns have Tabled
kumatsu: what is this, LonelyTex simulator?
MegaDosX: Kramburger's already fired up from how terrible the game is, I don't think you want to pick that fight today :p
frank_the_great: Wasn't inventory management like a big mechanic of this game?
korvys: Fortnite
ZeroskieS: all colonies are equal in their "they shouldn't be there" Kappa
Dandinstorm12: uhhhh
saucemaster5000: cave story
Kramburger: I am VERY angry at this game
BrowneePoints: if you want stealing culture some multimedia company made an AI rapper piloted by a white dude.
matthaus_c: Light Machine Gun in New Vegas is pretty good
pimiento: the AK in L4D is good
KeytarCat: Halo: CE
Haroldholmes25: the ur game
Makrosian_Tae: Machine Guns in Destiny are pretty cracked
Timagio: Dabnite
El_Funko: The Fortnite dragon ball event is rad
EikoandMog: @saucemaster5000 As someone who used to speedrun Hell, the machinegun is the worst of the three options.
MegaDosX: It's a melting pot at this point
Spacecarl: I preferred the AK over others in L4D2 (with the laser sight)
Gascitygaming: new mode where there's no building, it's all i play cause i suck at building lol
Dandinstorm12: Yeah once you bother to get the lmg in Fallout its good
Reecer6: everyone knows machine guns have to fire bb pellets that do little damage, it's only balanced
Timagio: Goku hugs it out with Superman
Natimus_Prime: Fortnite is an experience, not a game
Sogheim: my favorite gun in a game is the Bioshock shotgun. just me, my shotgun, and a whole bunch of splicers
goombalax: Fortnite has become something messy and wonderful
Dandinstorm12: Boomer fortnite
zarbit: Fortnite would be my shit if I was 20 years younger
El_Funko: I saw John Wick kamehameha Batman in mid air
saucemaster5000: @saucemaster5000 (I remembered this as soon as I typed this.... gotta leave it with curly...)
Makrosian_Tae: John Wick could take Goku
Sogheim: With an Amongus backpack
korvys: I've been playing a bit lately. It's a free battle royal that runs on my PC. It's fun.
Vanbael: that's a terrible representation of John Wick, him dying is unfathomable
MegaDosX: I mean.
goombalax: Be Darth Vader and Kamehameha Will Smith while your teammates Batman and Ariana Grande watch
zarbit: I'm not old and grumpy, I'm old and slow
Dandinstorm12: Adam "Not Grumpy" Savidan
gizmofreak1: You can also beat up John cena
saucemaster5000: Tell us about N64 again tehn
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I'm still so bitterly disappointed there's NO Unreal Tournament content in Fortnite. If there was a Xan Kriegor or Nali Warcow skin, I'd play every day
itira: Im grumpy. old and grumpy
patfinder: Adam you are definitely grumpy
Timagio: We had Smash Bros/Melee and we LIKED IT
El_Funko: John Cena riding a Shenron down from the heavens to bless us with his presence
DEATHlikescats: almost a Neil Cicirega/lemon demon song
ThorSokar: combine?
Dandinstorm12: you're right Adam, you aren't Grumpy, you're Doc
uncleardata: did the game break?
BrowneePoints: you're not old, you're well seasoned
patfinder: what do you mean I'm grumpy?
saucemaster5000: I mean, I don't, but I'm grumpy and as old as you
Kramburger: Defend the N64 controller with a straight face
BrowneePoints: sorry Dreamcast has that title
BogglesUrMind: Literally playing through Majora's Mask on my N64 right now.
goombalax: I play my SNES all the time
kumatsu: I'm gonna hook back my N64 tonight and take pictures to spite Adam
SagaMonstrum: Fortnite is strong "Lets predate on ADHD and FOMO" like most games these days
Orlantia: @el_funko you mean just shenron KappaHD
gundamschwing: I think I figured it out
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i don't think the n64 is gods gift or anything, but it's still fun, idk
uncleardata: this is a great game lol
Dandinstorm12: "Super Mario 64 is the best game sorry not sorry" Adam probably
matthaus_c: man I love A21 movies
gundamschwing: this game is just bad
Dandinstorm12: nice
MWGNZ: @Kramburger ez, it has 6 buttons on the right side plus a shoulder button
KeytarCat: When I was still able to focus on anything, I played a lot of retro games, and N64 just didn't have many games I was interested in
El_Funko: powerstone 2 still holds up the last time I played it
frank_the_great: My favorite part of the N64 is that I can emulate it on my phone for some nostalgia on the go
Sogheim: highlight reel
El_Funko: games great
Kramburger: Game Bad
kumatsu: sounds like Ben isn't Esports Ready
Timagio: LUL
saucemaster5000: has ANYONE actually been watching the game this last hour? I just looked up, what is ben doing?
MrTulip: hell on the splits
Makrosian_Tae: What is this walkspeed?
goombalax: energy rock
BogglesUrMind: Stower Pone
BrowneePoints: Dreamcast dreamt big but Sony had a better marketing campaign
uncleardata: Why would you put two server things in the same room?
Dandinstorm12: ben is finding a server rack @saucemaster5000
MegaDosX: !card worn powerstone
LRRbot: Worn Powerstone [3] | Artifact | Worn Powerstone enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {C}{C}.
uncleardata: That's just poor design
Sogheim: !card powerstone shard
LRRbot: Powerstone Shard [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C} for each artifact you control named Powerstone Shard.
goombalax: the new karn makes a powerstone
Orlantia: has Ben been watching this game?
kumatsu: this game is the new Desert Bus
SymphonicLolita: guys I think the game might suck
eric_christian_berg: It is the vehicle for your shittalking about Australians.
Riiiiiiis: peri-feri
Makrosian_Tae: @kumatsu YAAASSSS
Dandinstorm12: lrrGOAT
BrowneePoints: are you two excited for Callisto Protocol this winter?
El_Funko: I think the queues are better now
El_Funko: People seem to like that a lot
frank_the_great: What was that game with a mountain of keys? Like all it was was running around a house getting keys
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El_Funko: Everything is filling the time between now and Darktide
saucemaster5000: been enjoying my multiversus nonsense and I'm happy enough
SurfDownstage: I think they've made good changes recently
Dandinstorm12: oooh a printer
TemporallyAwry: @frank_the_great You'll have to be more specific PrideLaugh
uncleardata: A really slow printer
saucemaster5000: morty dropped today
El_Funko: I think morty is out now
BusTed: The gremlin.
EikoandMog: I feel like I would be too terrible at Dead by Daylight to even play that online.
BogglesUrMind: The Gremlin?
BusTed: it is Stripe.
BrowneePoints: yea Callisto Protocol is the game made by the original Dead Space Devs Adam
Haroldholmes25: Oh is callisto protocol the new dead space style game?
Orlantia: so what PC tower has a built in printer?
korvys: Black Adam is October, apparently
saucemaster5000: Yeah... have no interest in morty
Dandinstorm12: put X in smash you cowards?
TheWarDoctor8: @BrowneePoints it looks sick
BusTed: Did people think The Boondocks were kid-friendly?
Dandinstorm12: totally kid friendly
saucemaster5000: and Arya! WTF kind of argument is that???
eric_christian_berg: It's not even adult-friendly.
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BrowneePoints: put Grandpa from Boondock Saints
Laserbeaks_Fury: A Wizard drops precicely when they mean to
BogglesUrMind: But will Huey announce that the government killed MLK during his fight enterance?
BrowneePoints: he was determined
SurfDownstage: Gandalf escaped
MegaDosX: A wizard is neither early or late, he always arrives precisely when he means to
saucemaster5000: Supposedly Scorpion and Sub Zero too
BrowneePoints: Ted Lasso
Dandinstorm12: mmmm sub zero
TemporallyAwry: At this point you could say anything and I'd probably believe it.
goombalax: Huey with his shock glove and Riley with his chucks would be so cool
Morrigan9: super kid friendly. much pollo hermanos
frank_the_great: Avatar peeps could be cool if they haven't done that yet
chad_chadsworth: no way scorpion is finally in a fighting game!
Reecer6: dude i still can't believe ted lasso's in the list
BrowneePoints: also I'm dead serious Ted Lasso was datamined
Orlantia: we did?
couchboyj: Rights for LotR was bought out recently, might not be able to put Gandalf in anymore
eric_christian_berg: It's the game that never ends...
Reecer6: what does he do, he's just a coach. does he work like pokemon trainer??
Lithobraker: @BogglesUrMind no, but he does do that at the mlk memorial they do in Fortnite
itira: dontcha know
frank_the_great: g'night mates
kumatsu: done next week, I'd expect
Drathak: seabatClap
matthaus_c: oh god the game isn't over yet
uncleardata: How long is this game?
Gascitygaming: Brand build i'm trying is one of the best i've ever played, recommend it
BogglesUrMind: Hey wait a minute.... that's not how you spell phobia
Makrosian_Tae: @BogglesUrMind USERNAME CHECKS OUT
Makrosian_Tae: Sorry, allcaps
Lysander_salamander: weird
Kramburger: More currencys
Khalahd: That's the current issue, everyone's upset about the loot stuff, yeah. It's only been four days, I'm waiting a bit, haha
Timagio: x9 nerf drop loot in endgame
MegaDosX: BIRTHDAY!
YawnLance: 👀
saucemaster5000: happy b-day!
matthaus_c: BIRTH
SymphonicLolita: dang
BusTed: 🎂 🎂 🎂
JuniorRoll: Happy Birthday!
Gascitygaming: happy birfmas!
TheWarDoctor8: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
chad_chadsworth: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
xantos69: Happy Birthday Ben! cheer50
amuseoffirebane: bday!!
SymphonicLolita: hap birth
matthaus_c: oh no he's past the event horizon
shendaras: :seabatClap
on_and_awful: da birfday boi!
Makrosian_Tae: Happy vaginal expulsion day!
Omthebox: Happy birthday 3Ben0
UncannyJimjams: DIRTY THIRTY
Lysander_salamander: just hang around a relax
TheWarDoctor8: Happy Bdy
Nigouki: Happy Birthday!
itira: Happy Birfday Ben!
Timagio: OLD MAN BEN
MegaDosX: If I can't make your stream, happy birthday for tomorrow!
Orlantia: BDay stream!!! tub stream tub stream!!!
HadesLeprechaun: The one year!
chad_chadsworth: i leave for college tommorow
itmightbemikey: old baby
SagaMonstrum: Oh its a big one!
BogglesUrMind: Now you can be called an old old man
Pteraspidomorphi: Happy birthday
shendaras: seabatClap
kumatsu: bad news, Ben
CAKHost: Happy Birthday!
Timagio: Happy Birfday!
saucemaster5000: Not around us older 30 people
ThorSokar: Happy birthday baby ben!
TheWarDoctor8: I turn 30 on my next too
SagaMonstrum: Happy birthday Ben!
Makrosian_Tae: seabatClap
Riiiiiiis: you're still just a baby :-)
TemporallyAwry: lrrDILLY Happy Birthday PrideRise
SagaMonstrum: It's 5 AM I can say it
Kramburger: Hissssssss
SymphonicLolita: mood
affinityartifacts: wait ben birf?!
Lysander_salamander: I was in high-school in 96
affinityartifacts: :D :D :D
matthaus_c: Birthgineering
Calaban161: 92 best year
SymphonicLolita: <- 95
chad_chadsworth: '03 and i can legally vote
SagaMonstrum: Remy should say hi too!
matthaus_c: <- 99 bab benginDab
Riiiiiiis: 81 - ooold man
saucemaster5000: pros
Rhynerd: Hoppip Buffday, Ben!
couchboyj: '83 is where its at
SymphonicLolita: dingle! that! bingle!
SagaMonstrum: 91 child
uncleardata: Very professional
HadesLeprechaun: none
Riiiiiiis: bongle the jongle
korvys: Favourite Aussie slang
SymphonicLolita: toasted marshmallow
Gascitygaming: coconut
itira: Dont say popcorn
Going_Medium: root beer
jacobc131: Dingle the Bingle!!!
pimiento: jalapeno
uncleardata: toothpaste
matthaus_c: bong the kong
gundamschwing: Funko has an interesting response to that one
Catcard: island punch oh my god
empyreon: pear pear pear
Going_Medium: bye
LaconicLad: I hail from the distant land of 1973
Makrosian_Tae: Byeeeee
Mr_Horrible: thanks for streamin', Lads
TheWarDoctor8: byeeeeeeee
Makrosian_Tae: Thanks for the stream!
Gascitygaming: ook ook
hatboozeparty: lrrHEART
Riiiiiiis: farvel
CAKHost: Thanks for the stream! lrrSHINE
matthaus_c: those youtube people fancy themselves time travellers or something
FullMetalUke: lrrSHINE
Timagio: Hair-e-ticks
El_Funko: He also started off on the hardest difficulty which didn't help
SaxPython: FBtouchdown KomodoHype FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: It's like Kirby meets Fall Guys
HadesLeprechaun: shorter chaotic Fall Guys
Makrosian_Tae: oh dear
Darleysam: shake hands in the middle
Makrosian_Tae: lrrWOW
Mr_Horrible: Kirby's Jimmy Buffet's Margaritaville?
matthaus_c: lrrm tug into thlong game
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Mr_Horrible: hoomglaven
saucemaster5000: Really? I'll believe it when I see it
SaxPython: That's a BOGO
MegaDosX: Oh boy
korvys: 12 removals?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Dominaria power level hype
chad_chadsworth: any lillys?
Orlantia: so Ben's in blue
matthaus_c: oooo love Control Ben
Mr_Horrible: ooh, good lineup
Lithobraker: Oh God, the next ppr is already here?
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Sogheim: but Ben! not Gruul, then smash!
matthaus_c: VILARP!
matthaus_c: there's a new DLC!
SymphonicLolita: ooooo
saucemaster5000: really??!? That's my favorite roguelike! Shit, there's my evening
MegaDosX: Roll credits!
MegaDosX: Nice.
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MegaDosX: That's a lot of Nice subs today
Riiiiiiis: you're welcome
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
matthaus_c: fist kirby
chad_chadsworth: peace!
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
KWardJenx: Thank you and Happy Birthday Ben!!
Tobenamed1: Path of Exile??
JuniorRoll: Thank you
wishiwassleeping: Do they not read prime subs?
SagaMonstrum: Have a good night chat!
itira: goodniiiiiight
SagaMonstrum: Wait, what big lady?
Riiiiiiis: bai baiii
Tobenamed1: Illaoi
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
matthaus_c: @wishiwassleeping they don't read all the subs during the scroll, but they do show up there
SagaMonstrum: Oh, I thought there was a new one
Riiiiiiis: c ya peeps
Makrosian_Tae: Byeeee again thanks for the stream again!
Phailhammer: cya :)