TehAmelie: blarg. i should sleep now but my cookie farm needs me
Metric_Furlong: is that a euphamism for something?
Metric_Furlong: *euphemism
TehAmelie: no, just browser games being fickle
Metric_Furlong: ah, I see
TehAmelie: i could freeze everything for the night so the 10-20 minute timers wait but then the timers that have 1-2days remaining won't move. . .
GapFiller: no CheckPoint this week cz PPR right (been afk all yesterday and today didnt know if something dropped while away)
Juliamon: correct
Metric_Furlong: GapFiller that's the state of things, yeah
rubikdarkwill: There is till a Chillpoint though
GapFiller: well obv
GapFiller: Paul has to get His takes out there
GapFiller: even if theres no episode
Metric_Furlong: where there's a Chill there's a way
LunarJade: It’s always a little chilly on Friday
LunarJade: lunarj1Fangs
GapFiller: nalvHi hai Heather lunarj1Heart lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Snip
LunarJade: Hihi
TheMerricat: chat, I was so excited for my 40 piece chicken mcnuggets, the first I've had in over a year... but, after eating them I'm still hungry. *sad face*
SaxPython: NotLikeThis
SaxPython: you failed your hunger check lunarj1Fangs
GapFiller: better that than post nuggo centurion meat sweats at least
TheMerricat: Oh no! My humanity!
LunarJade: Time for a frenzy check
TheMerricat: That's my secret, I'm always frenzied.
LunarJade: Nice
LunarJade: Frenzied? Check.
SaxPython: Better plot than Morbius
TehAmelie: heh. i went to mcdonald's for the first time in roughly 20 years last month, and it was the worst tasting hamburger i can actually remember ever having
RockPusher: !search for treasure
LRRbot: You find: Gold!
Juliamon: Are we doing food updates? I just tried the chocolate salt electrolytes and they aren't bad
RockPusher: RPGPhatLoot
TheMerricat: Oh! What are those @Juliamon ?
Juliamon: granted, I only added a tiny bit
Juliamon: LMNT Chocolate Salt
Juliamon: Salty water continues to be my favorite discovery of this summer
Juliamon: I'm as surprised as anyone else
EikoandMog: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
TheMerricat: so... if I'm reading it's description on Amazon correctly, it's a drink salty chocolate flavored drink mix? that sounds cool!
GapFiller: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG NOOS!
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIG lrrARROW
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
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RockPusher: Brawndo, it's got what plants crave!
sprawler13: Tested positive, just means I have plenty of time for LRR!
TheMerricat: Ack! Sorry @sprawler13. Good work on finding the silver lining ;D
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ButButTheJesus: egads! how can there be a Point with no Check?!
GapFiller: !picnic
TheMerricat: Better than checks with no points!
SaxPython: because it's so chill
Juliamon: The points are just on ice, they'll be fine until the checks arrive
TheAinMAP: lrrFINE
ButButTheJesus: thank you all
RockPusher: lrrFINE !
stephenthelesser: checks without points means no one breaks your legs for not giving them interest
Juliamon: WHAT
BusTed: 👀
Juliamon: YOOOO
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh sweet
SaxPython: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
RockPusher: hahahaha
EikoandMog: WOOOOO
TheMerricat: WOOO!
GapFiller: good evening lrrPAUL P lrrBEEEJ B lrrHEATHER H lrrHEART lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
laundreydhull: No, damn u!
TheWarDoctor8: HA!
Zappeljakob: :O
red_shoes_jeff: lrrAWESOME
TheAinMAP: Cool.
TehAmelie: ohaio
emberBecky: ahhh cute =D
iris_of_ether: lrrWOW :D
MagicalAttackGecko: Horizontal Beej
ButButTheJesus: heehee
laundreydhull: I was in audio mode!!
Sarah_Serinde: Still got the music going though Paul
red_shoes_jeff: WHAT?
Juliamon: The music is still going
ButButTheJesus: HWAT
GapFiller: nice hardcut on the music
TheMerricat: Chillpoint has finally grownup and left the nest chat. It's got it's own intro!
RockPusher: It stopped
Sarah_Serinde: No he fixed the music right around when we mentioned it
laundreydhull: oh, tis the old new?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
TheMerricat: We hear no music
Sarah_Serinde: Or it stopped
Zappeljakob: mew poses every Week, gotta collect them all
DeM0nFiRe: Confusion due to chat delay :D
RockPusher: Rendering: it not perfect system
laundreydhull: Kay; lrrFINE lrrPAUL lrrBEEEJ lrrHEATHER
laundreydhull: carry on...
Juliamon: It even had a portable hole!
rubikdarkwill: It was going. It was long enough for the "This Week"
They_Are_Alyx: Heather reading the Anarch book 👀
iris_of_ether: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Zappeljakob: Rebel all the Way!
Sarah_Serinde: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
RockPusher: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
ritchards: Heather is deep into VtM now..
GapFiller: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
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Zappeljakob: @ritchards Aren't we all at this point after Not a drop to drink?
red_shoes_jeff: Heather, you're SUPPOSED to upset your Vampire Dad.
They_Are_Alyx: The news never stops NotLikeThis
GapFiller: 'theres a PPR this week' is still video game news in its way
Laserbeaks_Fury: Scenic "Chill Pointe"
saucemaster5000: wait, this stream is about video games, not bonehead company decisions?
bytecaster: Sure is
laundreydhull: I get the way of your spit lrrHEATHER
Juliamon: It has been and is continuing to be
GapFiller: we get a Geoff Keighley mentions Canada running tally
Nigouki: Largest non-E3 E3
TheMerricat: "Gamescom is a trade fair for video games held annually at the Koelnmesse in Cologne, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany. Since 2018, it has been organised by game – Verband der deutschen Games-Branche; and before that, by the Bundesverband Interaktive Unterhaltungssoftware."
laundreydhull: come two check in, stay for the chill
Angreed66: Oh this whole mess
SaxPython: oopsie doodle
iris_of_ether: seabatHITBOX seabatCHOICE seabatYIKES
BusTed: made game less zoom zoom
Angreed66: the loot is very spiky now
Pinwiz11: I was all excited to play PoE for the first time in a couple of leagues and... welp
WiJohn: The patches have made the loot better, but yeah the launch was less than good especially regarding communication
Angreed66: that's mainly because loot is server side
Pinwiz11: PoE is Diablo 2 if it got an MBA
SaxPython: Moar Spreadsheets!
bytecaster: Whenever this happens I always feel for the devs, because every second they are trying to fix the thing, the community is whipping itself more and more into a frenzy. Though the communication could have been better.
TheMerricat: it's a damn galaxy
Akaiatana: Diablo 3 had things like kill streaks that could go into the hundreds, compared to PoE/Diablo 2 where you clear a room at a time.
Laserbeaks_Fury: 90%, is that... a misplaced decimal?
Pinwiz11: It didn't help that their main Community Manager was on a previously scheduled vacation during launch
accountmadeforants: Apparently people are opening empty chests at this point, which is hilarious. (But it's mostly just filtered out the garbage, apparently? Which people were already doing themselves, anyway.)
Angreed66: Also there are more problems than just the loot. the loot was the final straw
Juliamon: We have been trained to expect the worst.
WiJohn: @Laserbeaks_Fury They removed legacy modifiers to rarity and item quantity that were in the 1000% range and replaced them with a 200-300% rarity boost
bytecaster: Yeah, there is an issue with unkillable rares
Izandai: @Pinwiz11 mattlrWoof
bytecaster: The loot filter is a built-in feature of the game and filters out undesirable items
TehAmelie: all those cracked sashes. . .
TheMerricat: Path of Exile has a built in loot filter, you can acutally set it to HIDE stuff that you don't want to see
Pinwiz11: @Izandai Bex came back and cleaned stuff up real quick, at least on the communication side
Mai_Andra: 98% of the loot in PoE is garbage. I've been opening "empty" chests the whole time, because it's all filtered out.
Angreed66: endgame is unplayable without a filter
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TehAmelie: alternate solution: don't put boring junk in your game
bytecaster: There is actually a small programming language so you can write your own loot filters, but most people use a standard community curated filter
DoodlestheGreat: Yeah, I played P.O.E. in the past, and at least 2/3 of my chests back then were "empty," AKA fulla trash.
bytecaster: "Archenemy" mobs can have modifiers that hard counter your character build, which is troubling
bytecaster: Imagine you do cold damage, and the enemy stacks cold resistance
WiJohn: Byte speaks truth, I went skeleton mages this league so I do all the elements! One of them has to work!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Remember "Lightning Enchanted" stuff in Diablo 2
DoodlestheGreat: Immune to poison? That's what Herald of Agony is for.
Izandai: The variance is a lot higher?
TehAmelie: Diablo 2 tried that on accident, when they came up with monster immunities and then found out the physical immunes were immune to barbarians
Pinwiz11: And then there's the breaking news that the "high spike" results may be due to memory-reading utilities
saucemaster5000: PoE described as a series of little knobs is very accurate
bytecaster: I think many of their ideas are good, the execution needs work, but that is normal with such a fundamental change. Those often hurt, but will hurt even more the longer you put them off.
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Sethalidos: Isn't Adam a pretty hardcore PoE player? Surprised they didn't have him in for this convo
EikoandMog: Oh god, the Crunchroll Android TV app is straight unwatchable.
Decaped: Paul actually covered this really well, as someone who plays a lot of PoE.
Pinwiz11: I'm still mad that the Fire TV Twitch app had its functionality gutted
TheMerricat: so I was amused I got into PoE after Adam showed James how to play it on stream and dropped out just after the point in the game that Adam pointed out to James most players drop out. The game was still fun but all the sudden it went from having like 5 different mechanics on each map to having 20 things going on and I just had decision paralysis.
SaxPython: NotLikeThis
Izandai: demipyroLul
SaxPython: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
SquidVorb: The Twitch player is ASS
red_shoes_jeff: Sup
GapFiller: HEATHER nalvCool
Izandai: I much prefer Twitch VODs to Youtube stream archives. I like seeing chat.
accountmadeforants: Does the Apple TV have some HDR virtualization thing? Because it sounds like it went from mapping SDR to an HDR signal, to just transmitting SDR.
RockPusher: ItsBoshyTime ItsBoshyTime
Izandai: Boshy squared
RockPusher: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
SaxPython: PogChamp
Izandai: demipyroLul
Sanityis0verrated: sounds like Adam
saucemaster5000: he's running garlic from vampire survivor and it's hilarious
Juliamon: He deliberately went with this build out of spite, and it's spiting HIM
ritchards: Never bullied
Pinwiz11: I'm yelling "ADAM" like "GAVIN" right now :)
WiJohn: Right, of course the answer was "just hit"
Decaped: Plaguebearer puts in work, heh.
Izandai: Oh 100%
bytecaster: Yeah, people are massively overreacting, as is gamer tradition
Sethalidos: @Izandai YT VOD's have their chat too but it's just as bad if not worse than their comment section so YMMV I guess?
SaxPython: in game ads for spacex
TheMerricat: Oh chat, if you are into D2 remember to grab the free crap up on the Epic store for it this week.
GapFiller: jlrrFacepalm
SaxPython: NotLikeThis FBtouchdown NotLikeThis
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's the loot cave from Destiny 1
Snowcookies: wow
Laserbeaks_Fury: in the ad
Izandai: @Sethalidos I mean Youtube archives of Twitch streams. Youtube's streaming UI is just complete ass.
bytecaster: I bet at some point game studios are gonna standardize on the Fortnite model format, so the inevitable crossover is easier.
Sethalidos: @TheMerricat yet another Gjalarrhorn?
niccus: that's every game, beej
LarkSachrosis: Let the man speak
Rourke9: The fortnite skins in Destiny do look fantastic though
Foxmar320: Destiny 2 got three armor sets from Fortnite
bytecaster: @Foxmar320 Is one of the Goku?
gualdhar: Destiny is going on the Epic store
bytecaster: *them
Sethalidos: @Izandai "I mean Youtube archives of Twitch streams. Youtube is just complete ass." FTFY LUL
Izandai: eh
Izandai: Youtube is fine
Izandai: (disclaimer: I use adblock)
bytecaster: Put Kirby in Destiny, you cowards
saucemaster5000: everything needs to be the same as the other popular thing. For metrics.
LarkSachrosis: Yeah, 30th anniversary stuff is free on Epic for a bit
Foxmar320: All the stuff is already out
SaxPython: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
niccus: give me kirby in fortnite proportions
princess_intell: hey there!
Sethalidos: Can a Fortnite kill the Grimace?
bytecaster: @niccus Mouthful mode the bus
Laserbeaks_Fury: Nothing can Kill the Grimace
laundreydhull: or Thanos(...!?)
Rourke9: They look surprisingly good imo
EikoandMog: Kirby gets a novabomb.
niccus: mouthful mode sparrows
Izandai: Sometimes he just becomes cube.
iris_of_ether: something something Kirby something "The Light"
saucemaster5000: what happens if kirby eats his namesake John Kirby, former Nintendo lawyer?
CaptainSpam: I still say Kirby as Bayonetta is the most hilarious version.
bytecaster: @saucemaster5000 Double Kirby
Foxmar320: Other Destiny news, resilience is broken for Titans and Warlocks using Arc.
Foxmar320: You die super fast now
Izandai: The thing about multiplayer games, Heather, is that if you get to be overpowered, so does everyone else.
princess_intell: dumb question, how do i use my prime sub? last month's expired and i can't see where to use my one for this month
Izandai: @Foxmar320 How is this different from before?
Juliamon: princess_intell Depending on when it expired, it may not be available yet
princess_intell: ok then
Juliamon: there's a gap in availability which suuuux
Foxmar320: Izandai you die in 2 hits instead of 6
Rourke9: @foxmar320 has that been fixed with the hotfix? I was seeing people running arc on the raid race, and I assumed they wouldn’t if it was still broken
LurkerSpine: @princess_intell In my experience, it makes you wait an extra 2-ish hours from when you'd expect to be able to use it
Foxmar320: Rourke9 still not fixed
Nydestroyer: Once again the gaming industry ignore nintendos existence LUL
Rourke9: @foxmar320 ah gotcha
bytecaster: We have been telling this to these people for years
Izandai: demipyroLul
KinoGami: how about that bethesda exclusive. the space rpg
Foxmar320: Rourke9 The hotfix today only fixed "-Fixed an issue where the Quicksilver Storm Exotic Auto Rifle could be obtained with a Power level of 0. -Fixed a server issue that could cause a delay in rewards arriving in a player's inventory."
TheMerricat: @LurkerSpine It doesn't help that they seem to move the 'sub with prime' button/link/slider every month and in different spots on the web and the mobile app....
Izandai: demipyroLul
CouldntPickAUsername: whenever I hear crossplay I think of something else
DeM0nFiRe: They may also actually be saying "Sony should let our games as a service subscription work on their console"
Laserbeaks_Fury: "We're not in the lead on exclusive titles, so ATM exclusivity is bad"
Izandai: @CouldntPickAUsername mattlrBonk
SaxPython: I want a Sony Linux distribution. that would be wild
Izandai: Did Spider-Man ever come out for Avengers?
Akaiatana: The more often I hear Crossplay, the more it sounds to me like some Christian kink
LurkerSpine: @Laserbeaks_Fury Meh, I think Spencer was more on the "if it's on PC, it's not exclusive" train
electra310: @Akaiatana Well look who's going to superhell :D
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SquidVorb: Did they talk about the PS5 price increase yet?
Invitare: a friend of mine went on about trying to buy a PS5 for like a year, finally got it earlier this year. Doesn't own any games for it. Is now talking about buying a Switch
Izandai: How are PS5s STILL hard to get?
CouldntPickAUsername: fake video game scarcity collided with pandemic scarcity
Foxmar320: I gave up on getting a PS5
KinoGami: ps5's are hard to get AND more expensive
CouldntPickAUsername: so two manmade scarcities working together
TheMerricat: @Izandai The chip makers still haven't recovered from 'everything' have they? I know that the GPU drought has eased up but that was because the crypto-currency crash, not because we were back to normal, right?
Foxmar320: Gamepass is amazing
iris_of_ether: @themerricat I work tangential to electronics supply chain stuff and it is STILL a nightmare
They_Are_Alyx: GamePass does big numbers for them, yeah
LurkerSpine: Helps that you can get a Series S for $250 USD
niccus: nvidia just released news that they now have a surplus
sprawler13: So many indies I only found from Gamepass
saucemaster5000: literal console wars
Izandai: That's weird and funny.
Akaiatana: Gameplay factionalism :P
LurkerSpine: Sony is still terrible at online
bytecaster: Crossplay is when you dress up your Xbox One as a PS5
TheMerricat: not genderbent characters but just crossdressing in costume?
GapFiller: yeh why is that Paul?
CouldntPickAUsername: @TheMerricat yeah my understanding it's about the cosplayer themselves crossdressing
ButButTheJesus: almost 2 years later and still not on store shelves
accountmadeforants: I occasionally check if I can get it in a real store normally, and still nope
Nigouki: Japan is getting increase, a whole 5,000 yen
Izandai: Biggest market baybeee
SK__Ren: Exchange rates are good in the US
Nigouki: Canada is only getting $20CAD
LurkerSpine: well the Yen has tanked so damn hard too
accountmadeforants: Meanwhile Europe's getting a 50 Euro price hike :)
Izandai: demipyroLul
bytecaster: But that would cut into Shareholder profits
accountmadeforants: Also, the console's two years old at this point, I feel like that would be when the price starts *dropping* normally
wildpeaks: won't someone think of the innocent shareholders
GirlPainting: I am in a non united states part
saucemaster5000: and this is surely the only reason to hate the US
mowdownjoe: Capitalism will capitalism
EikoandMog: The freaking Australia Tax remains brutal :(
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rubikdarkwill: There is a reason we call in the "Australia Tax" down here
LordZarano: Companies love selling $60 products for £60
Akaiatana: I remember buying books in 2007 and having to pay the Canadian MSRP and it's already 1.4 USD before the fact CAD was doing better
saucemaster5000: yeah, I hear it's rough, sorry Aussies
GirlPainting: not forever....only untill the NEXT price rise
denofaiz: Euro is currently lower then the dollar
GirlPainting: Thats how Warhammer players feel every year
GirlPainting: ^^
Izandai: @denofaiz Wild
Scottsman1205: @LoadingReadyRun When is the PPR for Dominaria United?
Juliamon: !ppr
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Scottsman1205: thanks
EikoandMog: I don't really want a PS5. I think the only exclusive that caught my eye is Returnal?
Izandai: Is laying it horizontal not an option?
saucemaster5000: I got a PS4 when the PS5 came out, first console in a decade, got the premium stuff, and a huge backlog. Love getting consoles at the end of their life
Akaiatana: PS5s can't stay in stock anyway, why not make them Stocky?
GapFiller: nalvLUL jlrrFacepalm
bytecaster: "And this is why Sony has decided to help you by reducing PS5 prices by 50%"
CAKHost: : |
CaptainSpam: "... plus there's this one jerk with five of the dang things..."
GapFiller: just imagine them doing it in the Farnsworth GOOD NEWS EVERYONE voice
KeytarCat: @saucemaster5000 I should absolutely do that
TemporallyAwry: at what point do companies just say "we're sorry, we can't fix it - but you can!"
LurkerSpine: Or, go to the competition: Series S machines are $300, and can be had cheaper :p
Nigouki: the longer you wait the more games you'll get :V
GirlPainting: Hey Beej, who came up with the Cloning Beej and Banana Cory fusion in the crapshots?
Laserbeaks_Fury: it should be the other way around: "We're increasing the price of the PS5, but at least it's not Climate Change."
ninja_theory_ashrams: I have not purchased a PS5, but since launch I have said that I would wait for God of War Ragnarok
Akaiatana: The PS5 Stages of grief
Izandai: demipyroLul
bytecaster: "Is the PS5 the new Playstation Vita?"
saucemaster5000: also, loving that I can play some vita games I missed via PS Plus
Lithobraker: Hasn't the PS5 already sold way more than the PS4 at this point in the lifecycle?
accountmadeforants: "As the PS6 approaches, now is the time to grab a PS5 Slim! Check out some of our favourite games!"
ninja_theory_ashrams: "Added Value"
CodeIndigo: Have they considered using paper cutouts of the PS5 on the shelves?
LordZarano: Speaking of consoles, I finally got the shipping email for my Playdate. It's coming mid September apparently
bytecaster: Everybody always asks "Where are all the PS5s" never "How are all the PS5s"
Foxmar320: CodeIndigo my Walmart did that
accountmadeforants: They did some minor internal revisions, nothing customer-facing, though.
LurkerSpine: Looks like PS5 Horizon West bundle is available on the sony store?
CodeIndigo: oh good lord no, if the ps6 is "ready" it's going to be like the Atari 7800 disaster
rubikdarkwill: They won't delay the PS6 because they'll have to compete with the next XBox
TheMerricat: @CodeIndigo God now there's a deep cut.
bytecaster: I for one am waiting for the PS Series 5
Izandai: I would love it if they delayed the PS6 and we got into a situation where all three major console manufacturers have totally asynchronous launches for their new systems.
CodeIndigo: @CodeIndigo I was more excited about the 7800 than the NES back in the day. oopsie
Akaiatana: Eventually Microsoft will release the Y Box
Lithobraker: But it's not like no-one has a PS5, more people have a PS5 than had a PS4 at this point since the release date.
GirlPainting: i don´t
CodeIndigo: honest question: is there even anything exclusive to the PS5 yet?
Akaiatana: @CodeIndigo Returnal, for one. Adam loves it
ButButTheJesus: @CodeIndigo a handful of games
GirlPainting: demons souls
KinoGami: the demon's souls remake
accountmadeforants: It'll ultimately depend on whether they can make the components that make up the current PS5 for cheap. Transistor processes don't scale quite as nicely as they used to. (E.g., putting the current SoC at TSMC 5nm doesn't necessarily make it suitable for a "Slim" model. And flash storage isn't getting too much cheaper that quickly, either.)
SK__Ren: I'll be honest, I've been selected 3 times on the PS Raffle now and... chosen to not buy it because the bundle I wanted (Vanilla PS5) was sold out. Plenty of Digital versons available
LurkerSpine: Nintendo can't compete on that angle, so why try? It makes sense
accountmadeforants: At the current rate, I think a PS6 or PS5 Pro, replacing the PS5 makes more sense.
Izandai: @CodeIndigo FF7R Integrade
GapFiller: it feels this just into the more general point of Nintendo being a law unto themselves
GapFiller: which has always been the case really
niccus: oof yeah this piece of news
Invitare: Nintendo will do whatever they want, and if we're lucky it'll be something we want too
CodeIndigo: The Switch's big thing for me was that it prompted me to get a Retroid so I could play the old stuff like that on the go
KinoGami: this sounds like my highschool taking money for aboriginal students and then spending it on the basketball team
Izandai: @KinoGami mattlrAngy
KinoGami: they were doing it for YEARS
Izandai: mattlrAngy mattlrAngy mattlrAngy
GapFiller: hlorf
GapFiller: just that phrase made something in me curl up there
SirMorek: horf indeed
wildpeaks: *screams externally*
CodeIndigo: Not illegal, but you can see it from here!
iris_of_ether: benginFine benginFine benginFine
lirazel64: Dang. I feel bad for the indies that work with them.
KinoGami: "we technically did anything wrong"
Izandai: @CodeIndigo ...What?
GapFiller: it feels this is the sort of thing that falls into the Not Proven by Scottish Law category
CodeIndigo: @CodeIndigo old Robin Williams joke
Izandai: Ah
GapFiller: specifically the 'not guilty but dont do it again' sub category
aeon_novachrono: FailFish FailFish FailFish
McArgh: Cheer500
bytecaster: Imagine a contract was to be paid on Twitch in bits
KinoGami: to use a recent example, curt schilling screaming about how he wasn't charged with fraud and how that does not mean he didn't commit fraud
Izandai: You know what would be a cool verdict to have? "You didn't do anything that is currently illegal, but if it's made illegal in the future we get to sentence you retroactively for it."
saucemaster5000: lawful neutral
KinoGami: that's way too dangerous
KinoGami: because hyper conservative governments would abuse the hell out of it
CodeIndigo: "You are responsible for this law in the same way that someone is responsible for the warning lable telling you
CodeIndigo: *label telling you not to stick your hand in the lawn mower
Akaiatana: They're likely programming in Java
SaxPython: @akaiatana booooo
CodeIndigo: @Akaiatana lrrJUDGECALL
RockPusher: Akaiatana benginPun sergePun ysbrydPunjail
GapFiller: it figures theres a lotta similar stuff going on rn w/ eg Ukrainian businesses and people
quatoria: <small, wry smile> "God, that's funny."
TemporallyAwry: The Puns will continue until morale improves LuvOops
kalamanisos: When is the MTG preprerelease on this channel?
Izandai: !ppr
LRRbot: The Dominaria United PPR will be on 27 Aug 2022! More details: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FaT91KRUUAINzt4.jpg
GapFiller: they may not be inna position to get their own funding (or at least that road might be harder than it needs to be hence a British publisher eg helping them)
denofaiz: !badadvice
LRRbot: Negotiate with the badger.
GapFiller: !advice
LRRbot: Try pyromancy.
Izandai: uh oh
TheAinMAP: mattlrHeck
TemporallyAwry: !findquote drm
LRRbot: Quote #1558: "It's a TM. The DRM on that CD breaks it." —Heather [2016-01-12]
CodeIndigo: @GapFiller So, Britain screwing over southeast Asia as usual?
Nydestroyer: oh no
iris_of_ether: lrrFINE benginFine lrrFINE
GapFiller: UHHH
EikoandMog: Huuuurf
red_shoes_jeff: feck
ButButTheJesus: *HLORF*
saucemaster5000: yaay
bytecaster: But where would I even put the install CD into the Switch to be verified
ButButTheJesus: *HURK*
DoodlestheGreat: Denuvo? Lemme guess, it involves Ubisoft.
wildpeaks: ohno
ninja_theory_ashrams: make sure your denouvo up to date
ButButTheJesus: *YAK*
CodeIndigo: @bytecaster it's next to the any key
GapFiller: thats putting it very mildly Paul
SaxPython: Kirby and the Forgotten Internet Connection
wildpeaks: more like malware pretending to be drm
iris_of_ether: benginNo benginNo benginNo seabatYIKES
EikoandMog: Pfffft
Izandai: demipyroLul
red_shoes_jeff: Stay away from my ring!
TemporallyAwry: "Doing things that would make Microsoft blush"
KinoGami: "minor bug fixes
CodeIndigo: Debatably Effective, Notably Unstable, Violently Offensive
saucemaster5000: if they call it Denuvo's Sandstorm it might get popular with gamers by accident
Kelderan: Ooh. Got to catch some of Chillpoint.
bytecaster: I cannot wait for a newer hardware revision of the Switch to come out and be detected as an emulator
CodeIndigo: So here's the thing, they're not fixing piracy, they're preventing future compatibility
Izandai: @bytecaster God that would be funny.
CodeIndigo: Ask Rare about how hardware revisions skunk features
CodeIndigo: also it'll take like six seconds for Switch emulators to figure this out
Nydestroyer: I mean thats the same as all their other projects
KinoGami: pretty much "does the switch run this at a steady 30fps" for me
Nydestroyer: Denovo gets cracked like in a day, I highly doubt they are going to be able to stop emulators that fast
SAJewers: i don't think it was that big, but maybe it got bigger thanks to the steamdek?
They_Are_Alyx: I mean most of their major games seem to get leaked weeks beforehand...
LordZarano: You can jailbreak launch Switches with a paperclip yes
bytecaster: Ironically, a M1 Mac book should be better given the same base architecture.
Nydestroyer: I tried it once a long time ago, it was really bad for fire emblem. Like unplayable bad. But that was years ago
forshamesir: now that the steam deck is out, imagine most of the emu scene moving to that for a portable platform
Nydestroyer: now I just have a switch
CodeIndigo: @SAJewers ultraportables like the steam deck and the odin/loki are making it a little bigger but it's still not huge
LordZarano: There's a LauraKBuzz video about it that's really good
LurkerSpine: (It is still far less of a pain in the ass to just play on the switch, but you can get 1080/60 with an emulator)
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SaxPython: PogChamp
Nydestroyer: I think gamecube emulators can even be used on phones LUL
bytecaster: Dolphins biggest problem is the weird Integer Wii/Gamecube Graphics adapter, if I remember correctly
LordZarano: @nydestroyer yup. Source: don't worry about it
saucemaster5000: I'll admit, dolphin runs pretty damn good on my M1 mac
TemporallyAwry: It's not piracy if it belongs in a museum PrideShrug
Akaiatana: Dolphin doesn't affect game sales [cetacean needed]
Izandai: You literally cannot pirate something that isn't being sold. The definition of the word does not apply.
Nydestroyer: wasnt the breath of the wild emulator for switch up like a few months after it was out. I feel like they tested the switch emulator with breath of the wild
DoodlestheGreat: Mother 3...
ButButTheJesus: @Akaiatana OH U
bytecaster: Kirby behind the scenes
SaxPython: PogChamp
mowdownjoe: What about Mashed Potato Samurai?
RockPusher: !smash
LRRbot: Sakurai has left. His planet needed him.
denofaiz: !badadvice
LRRbot: Interact with the axe.
saucemaster5000: Oh dear... listening to kojima for hours.... that can't be good for you, physically
They_Are_Alyx: "Don't ever ask me for anything ever again"
TemporallyAwry: !smash
LRRbot: That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even Sakurai can take a break.
Nydestroyer: All massive game devs should become twitch streamers LUL
bytecaster: He is playing Mine Sweeper? The mine is the next character! He is playing Solitaire, we are getting an ace card character.
KinoGami: kirby tongue
LordZarano: Is YouTube going to be in Smash?!
Izandai: Wow. That would be a very different world.
KinoGami: maybe it would unroll like lickitungs
bytecaster: In a different universe Kirby doesn't succ, but licc
Nydestroyer: like rolled up gum
djsombrero: I just came in to this stream
djsombrero: hahaha
saucemaster5000: remember when yoshi chocked that person with its tongue in the Super Mario Bros. Movie? That's an image
TemporallyAwry: @djsombrero Don't worry, this is normal
rubikdarkwill: So The Code (lost my job to a zombie, want to start a podcast?) is coming true? Life is imitating art
DeM0nFiRe: The videos he's put up so far are pretty good
Izandai: Like those Hitchcock interviews?
bytecaster: Imagine if Nintendo copyright striked Sakurai
Izandai: demipyroLul
djsombrero: Thats a risk
They_Are_Alyx: Now you have several YouTube channels!
They_Are_Alyx: !yt
Spacecarl: I remember the Hustle about getting onto youtube
djsombrero: Youtube loves copyright strikes
LordZarano: LRR has a hate-hate relationship with Youtube
bytecaster: Gotta strike out all the sections labeled "Why Waluigi will never be in Smash"
Akaiatana: Red arrows everywhere
LordZarano: (yes that's a cH reference)
KinoGami: sakurai with guest phillip defranco
bytecaster: I bet Sakurai would win all the boxing matches
saucemaster5000: the vortex claimed another!
TheWarDoctor8: Sakurai is as pure as Kirby; I mean what I said
djsombrero: He talks about the newest honey booboo
TheMerricat: He goes the MxR route and just does reaction videos with spicy clickbait/NSFW thumbnails :P
WiJohn: I'd watch Sakurai drop kick Logan Paul
saucemaster5000: I don't want that to lie to me
bytecaster: @WiJohn This is what we call an "Everybody liked that" moment
wildpeaks: it looks interesting tbh
CururuGuasu: If your P lies, please consult a doctor
Furvias: The more description I hear the less I understand
Izandai: I think it recently left copyright?
bytecaster: Is he out of copyright?
LarkSachrosis: Shin Pinnocchio
bytecaster: @LarkSachrosis Pinnocchio Sansei
Izandai: demipyroLul The storm count
saucemaster5000: @LarkSachrosis alright I'd watch that
CururuGuasu: Disney is doing one, Guillermo del Toro is doing one
BlueMechanic: I look forward to the Guillermo Del Toro Pinochio the most
KinoGami: Pinnocchio Gaiden
Serioavion: public domain now?
Izandai: I mean
djsombrero: I saw a trailor thing for jepetto going all rambo when he loses pinoccio.
Izandai: Yeah that is literally Cloud's story.
wildpeaks: or The Order 1885
TheMerricat: @Serioavion "The story has been a public domain work in the U.S. since 1940."
LarkSachrosis: Whalepunk
fiftymcnasty: Victoriapunk?
CururuGuasu: Pinocchio-souls
BlueMechanic: there are not strings on him
SaxPython: I've got no strings on me.
Furvias: I am so confused
saucemaster5000: quick, get strings to hold him down!
SaxPython: @bluemechanic PogChamp
EikoandMog: To be fair, the whales are more like eldritch beasts in Dishonoured.
Akaiatana: WhalePunk is definitely the nickname
BlueMechanic: not to be confused with Wales Punk
HatsWearCats: Teslapunk
LarkSachrosis: Whale oil in Dishonored had hand-wavium magical properties.
LarkSachrosis: Also whale bones
red_shoes_jeff: @SaxPython That line hits so different for me, ever since Age of Ultron.
bytecaster: Where is Jiminy ?
Furvias: Will he get transformed into an Ass?
Izandai: "Whalepunk" makes me glad the convention wasn't to use plurals in "X-punk" genre names.
Nigouki: lol, mecha jesus
wildpeaks: it isn't weird-looking enough to be From Soft
CururuGuasu: P-Automata
Lithobraker: @EikoandMog Whales are already pretty eldritch IRL
bytecaster: I have yet to see a toxic swamp, can't be a Souls like
Nydestroyer: Donkys and smoking children
djsombrero: island of lost boys, isnt that from peter pan?
TheMerricat: Chat, what if you made a Pinocchio movie where you sympathized with Pinocchio? *David Cage mode off*
Nydestroyer: Anyone remember the live action one?
TheWarDoctor8: SteelRising is also happening,, so there's not just multiple Penocchio, but also multiple Whalepunk titles too
ninja_theory_ashrams: I can't wait for the new Disney Pinocchio, because I want a new generation of kids being traumatized by donkeys
red_shoes_jeff: They hated it, too!
saucemaster5000: don't tell beej the original end to the little mermaid
KinoGami: heeehaaaaw
Alex_Frostfire: I mean, as a furry
They_Are_Alyx: @nydestroyer I vaguely remember this
bytecaster: Is the bigger car a Raichu?
LarkSachrosis writes down 43
KinoGami: wouldn't it be a pichu then?
Izandai: nice
GapFiller: is this the Transofrmers xover we didnt realise we've all been waiting for!?
niccus: it's more of a pikachu with a pichu head
Nydestroyer: I would rather have a voltorb car LUL
Nydestroyer: they work at the power plants
red_shoes_jeff: Ngl, I kinda want one for specifically that reason.
Blue_Anteater: @Nydestroyer The one with Drew Carey and Julia Louis-Dreyfus?
KinoGami: @Nydestroyer just play fortnite KappaHD
bytecaster: It has an hdmi port
LadyDKat: I might actually learn to drive if these were real
TemporallyAwry: It >is< a drive-in theater ;p
bytecaster: I assume
RockPusher: Somehow I doubt Ian would like this Mini :D
CururuGuasu: That seems safe
Plasterboard: creating a solution for a problem we don't need/have
gualdhar: good thing you can't asphyxiate in the garage
frnknstn: drive 18 hours in it, you'll know what it's like to be stuck inside a pokeball
Nydestroyer: @Nydestroyer Nope the one with Johnathan Taylor Tomas
SaxPython: <3
CodeIndigo: Gary Numan was right
Metric_Furlong: the secret to a functional marriage
Blue_Anteater: @Nydestroyer I think I remember the poster/VHS cover being terrifying
KinoGami: @Nydestroyer i vaguely remember watching it at some point
saucemaster5000: there's quite a few live action pinnochios. There's one with roberto begnini too
bytecaster: Wouldn't a Pokemon bike have been mor thematic at the moment
bytecaster: *more
niccus: right, people turned into beej permanently
Furvias: A plus Joke Heather
Izandai: beej pls
KinoGami: i don't need a car made by razor
Nydestroyer: Pokemon NFTS
Akaiatana: Pokemon Go but with driving eggs
Nydestroyer: Kappa
bytecaster: @KinoGami Finally a car with RGB
TwitchTVsFrank: when you put all the instruments in the middle you can use the same parts for left and right hand counties
KeytarCat: The only personal cars should be novelties!
SK__Ren: So an Itasha?
Metric_Furlong: what if we made Seto Kaiba from Yugioh's jet, but pokémon themed and in real life? Kappa
They_Are_Alyx: There's already the Modern Warfare Jeeps
saucemaster5000: pokemon Turbotax
SaxPython: Nissan had Rogue One Rogues, but they weren't that stylish
TheMerricat: Beej, cars are already hard enough to get, we don't need to curse them with video game scarcity too.
ninja_theory_ashrams: there was the limited edition "Tomb Raider" Jeep Rubicon, movie tie in
Akaiatana: Heather: It means the F150 is Bike Curious
KinoGami: coming soon: the toradora toyota corola
quillilian: The Future: Imagine driving a default car Kappa
Nydestroyer: 100% yes
Nydestroyer: I saw so many bikes with pokemon on them
saucemaster5000: the real play would be to make 150 limited pokecars and ask millionaires to catch them all
CranstonSnord: more like... Spoke-mon
ninja_theory_ashrams: is Ash old enough to drive?
Furvias: Pokemon themed Power Wheels
bytecaster: @saucemaster5000 Can those cars only be parked in the tall grass?
Nigouki: They should make a Mew themed truck to spite an entire generation
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Izandai: demipyroLul
saucemaster5000: @saucemaster5000 and your garage better be a sphere
EikoandMog: Oh, Dankpods?
Akaiatana: New Roadquest but Pokemon-only vehicles.
KinoGami: licensing!
Furvias: I want to Akira Slide on a Tentacruel Bike please
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Izandai: jesus fuck
TheAinMAP: sergeHolyMoly
saucemaster5000: woah!
bytecaster: woooah
frnknstn: woooow
TemporallyAwry: PridePog wow!
quatoria: oh my GOSH
Metric_Furlong: what parts of brooklyn do they make the headphones out of? Kappa
Nigouki: COOL SUBS!
ninja_theory_ashrams: hrpgSub hrpgHype
EikoandMog: lrrWOW
saucemaster5000: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE seabatClap seabatClap
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SK__Ren: Adult toys, eh?
Sarah_Serinde: Beej...
KinoGami: oh it's been a while since i had access to emotes
Izandai: Welp, now I'm thinking of a Diglett dildo.
FITorion: careful saying "adult toy"
Akaiatana: Pokemon Adult Toys. Bad Charizard.
Izandai: Thanks, Beej.
LadyDKat: @fgskiygsj thank you so much!! lrrSHINE
Izandai: @Akaiatana Bad Dragonite
iris_of_ether: !findquote phrasing
LRRbot: Quote #2279: "'I should mute my watch' is a phrase I'm still not used to saying." —Graham [2016-04-11]
KinoGami: @Izandai dugtrio from bad dragon
gualdhar: @izandai oh baby
SaxPython: Rowler Gang Rise Up
SaxPython: NotLikeThis
niccus: it has to be the collectible minis, right
electric_claire: Gotta get my Metagross computer case
TheMerricat: MONORAIL!
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeTrain guyjudgeTrain guyjudgeTrain
Lithobraker: When are we getting the adult toy branded as a Vaporeon?
red_shoes_jeff: @TheMerricat MONORAAAAIIIL!
KinoGami: you can't really bus even across the province
CodeIndigo: MONORAIL!
Akaiatana: Pokemon Train-ers
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tergonis: going on the train train!
bytecaster: We did talk about headphones in the middle there
KinoGami: chicken butt?
Lithobraker: And by adult toy I mean a jet ski
CodeIndigo: Earthworm Jim's gonna be 30 soon
CodeIndigo: Chew on that one, fellow 90s kids
KinoGami: pokemon shower head, with the different setting's named after different water types
bytecaster: Does it at least have turbo button
Going_Medium: I used to take the train, but I'm no longer a fan of being in a small space with a bunch of people coughing on me...
GapFiller: CodeIndigo shame abt Doug Tenapel eh
Furvias: Wait a sec, why is there not a Sonic themed sports car?
CodeIndigo: @GapFiller yuuuuuuup
Earthenone: 30th aniversary news?!
KeytarCat: @Lithobraker 😶
Metric_Furlong: red_shoes_jeff it keeps your reflexes sharp Kappa
Akaiatana: They are basing it off the original movie model
KinoGami: that is sonic adventure?
TheMerricat: notifier just caught up
tergonis: Shadow fumes in the corner after reading this ad copy
Nydestroyer: wait these controllers are not fluffy? wtf
CodeIndigo: That's Adventure era
Izandai: No that's one thing.
Izandai: That's a 50-bomb.
saucemaster5000: that was a 50 bomb yeah
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun no that was a 50 sub bomb that hit just a few minutes ago
Barb4rian: sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly Thank you for the gift sub!
PMAvers: Well, don't forget Sonic 06 and a human in THAT one.
KinoGami: this costs like $200 USD
red_shoes_jeff: EURGH
frnknstn: did it crash the overlay?
CodeIndigo: @PMAvers *hurk*
mowdownjoe: Yes, Heather... There wasn't. We don't talk about Sonic 2006.
Lithobraker: @KeytarCat are you saying a jet ski with Vaporeon livery wouldn't be wicked cool
TheWarDoctor8: 0_0;
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bytecaster: @PMAvers We don't talk about Sonic human relations!
Mapoosa: I think this is for the uncle in "Uncle from another world"
CodeIndigo: @Lithobraker it'd dissolve into the water instantly
Akaiatana: Sonic is into Speed Chess
EikoandMog: Wooof
GapFiller: ohhh
KinoGami: this is way too expensive
KinoGami: yes
Metric_Furlong: no
bytecaster: Is this at least as good as an Elite controller
SaxPython: omg
Barb4rian: Uh wow. I'll take an Elite controller please -- which is less
red_shoes_jeff: How much is that in Norwegian Kroner?
CodeIndigo: Can this beat Elden Ring by itself? No? THEN IT'S NOT WORTH $200
saucemaster5000: the left grip is slightly faster. Not the buttons though
Akaiatana: Heather's going to make her own controller! With Blackjack, and Hedgehogs!
KinoGami: that's the standard series x dpad
FITorion: in my experience Razer anything is less durable
TemporallyAwry: Oh, this isn't even an official elite? Poor Sonic, you deserved better.
Lithobraker: @CodeIndigo I thought Vaporeon doesn't dissolve into water, it's just nearly invisible. So you just have to make the jet ski out of a transparent plastic with the same index of refraction as water
Metric_Furlong: @red_shoes_jeff 1,954
PMAvers: Ian walks in, "Did somebody say a controller customizing stream?"
RockPusher: rayfkSanic rayfkSanic rayfkSanic_HF
bytecaster: Sonic suggests Xbox Controller
tergonis: Sonichu controller when
DoodlestheGreat: SANIC
KinoGami: the series X dpad is pretty great, btw
SaxPython: TTSF when!?!
Izandai: That one looks cool.
Barb4rian: Oh crap I want that
EikoandMog: That one is pretty cool. I'd never buy it, but that's cool.
CodeIndigo: That's AMERICA'S crappy player two controller!
CranstonSnord: LUL
red_shoes_jeff: And?
ghizmou: that s a great selling point
TheMerricat: are you playing with his nipples?
WiJohn: Coming soon to the Loading Ready Run store: Heather customizes your controller!
KinoGami: it's not america's ass though
EikoandMog: Oh noooooo
saucemaster5000: I mean, I'd grip that chest
bytecaster: Storm Trooper mouthful moded a controller
They_Are_Alyx: Those are America's nips!
TemporallyAwry: the asymmetric sticks always look weird to me.
CodeIndigo: Ian can put lights in anything you want
CodeIndigo: even things you don't want
Laserbeaks_Fury: Sounds like my life: No lights, Just Disappointment
CodeIndigo: basically keep him away from the big bin of leds
GapFiller: we did get to do a Geoff Keighley drinking game at least
Plasterboard: It is 'promotional' news instead of news about the game industry
red_shoes_jeff: That's a very on-brand reaction from Sonic.
CodeIndigo: Sonic was asked to leave Best Buy after he destroyed a million dollars worth of monitors in 26 seconds
RockPusher: gabyLul
Mapoosa: lol
TheMerricat: @CodeIndigo but it turned out that really the monitors were worth $50 total and just marked up a loit.
Izandai: Wait I spaced out a little what game is this?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Comedy is all about....
KinoGami: wasn't horse armour just $1?
bytecaster: @Laserbeaks_Fury DLC
KinoGami: i mean i live in canada too :P
CodeIndigo: For $3 I'll tell you what comedy is about
KinoGami: it's because it was xbox points then
Earthenone: shipping is hard to canada
DoodlestheGreat: Comedy-Tragedy=Time...
TheMerricat: $2.50 was the actual cost
chaostreader: I don’t understand that reference, but I accept that it is funny.
SK__Ren: The Tragedy of Darth Equus
Mai_Andra: The definitional DLC.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Horses like to play dressage
KinoGami: that was before it was you could spend 1-1 $$
Izandai: What game is this?
KinoGami: god brain why must you ruin my grammar so much today
LordZarano: Devolver is great :D
CodeIndigo: From Downloadable Content to Non-Unloadable Content
KinoGami: The Last Story? the mistwalker studios game?
SaxPython: Local Cache Cleared
SK__Ren: Really?
TheMerricat: And it's not Goat Simulator 2?
PMAvers: Coming with Dead Island 2: A Magic Secret Lair!
Earthenone: !store
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CAKHost: Um
bytecaster: Dox yourself, for fun!
Brozard: 123 Incognito Way
saucemaster5000: The third planet
Metric_Furlong: I live in the milky way galaxy
KeytarCat: I live
Brozard: Oh, that's interesting lore: does a Beejdrop require knowledge of your address?
rubikdarkwill: You get Beejdropped
LadyDKat: I'm from Earth, hi!
Invitare: I am not from Chat
LordZarano: I live somewhere in the Virgo supercluster
Invitare: *Chard
Mapoosa: 123 hunter2 drive
Invitare: *Chad
gualdhar: didn't they do an updated song?
They_Are_Alyx: They did an updated version!
LarkSachrosis: If you found me Beej I'd simply as "why?".
RockPusher: lrrHEART lunarj1Heart lrrHEART lunarj1Heart
TheMerricat: Just found the link for the steam stuff chat - https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/25342/_Stand_with_Ukraine/
Barb4rian: lrrSHINE
SaxPython: FBtouchdown lunarj1Fangs FBtouchdown???
They_Are_Alyx: New shirts 👀
laundreydhull: @larksachrosis *"ask why?" u meme? LUL lrrBEEEJ lrrBEEJ
LordZarano: lrrGARBO
CAKHost: Thanks for the stream! lrrSHINE
LurkerSpine: does not appear so?
gualdhar: hate to curse it but I wonder if they used their own money? >.>
Juliamon: "Followed 19 minutes ago"
LordZarano: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dominaria United PPR (Join LRR and our Guests for your first-ever look at Dominaria United in action! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Sat 10:00 AM PDT (18:15 from now).
laundreydhull: t e n ! ?
TemporallyAwry: !quote voxy
LRRbot: Quote #7649: "THIS IS BULLSHIT!" —Voxy, with muted mic [2021-06-16]
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs
iris_of_ether: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
RockPusher: lunarj1Fangs
They_Are_Alyx: lunarj1Fangs
Invitare: Who's Jessica?
saucemaster5000: Where IS jessica????
TheMerricat: @Invitare I've got one better, why is jessica!
GapFiller: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Metric_Furlong: Where in the World is Jessica Chadwick?
Nathade: When is Jessica?
Invitare: @TheMerricat I've got one better still; HOW is Jessica?
frnknstn: by the end of the season I suspect we will ask "Why is Jessica?"
laundreydhull: i expected e l e v en; yes I may start at 11
SaxPython: Why is Jessica? A messy Crit
kvetchnik: when is the preprerelease? 🙂
TheMerricat: !ppr
LRRbot: The Dominaria United PPR will be on 27 Aug 2022! More details: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FaT91KRUUAINzt4.jpg
Earthenone: !ppr
LRRbot: The Dominaria United PPR will be on 27 Aug 2022! More details: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FaT91KRUUAINzt4.jpg
laundreydhull: *you may start at 11
bytecaster: More chat is not always better chat
TemporallyAwry: The Pre-Show Chat is the best chat LuvSign
RockPusher: lrrSHINE lunarj1Heart lrrSHINE lunarj1Heart
kvetchnik: ohhh, that's today here! awesome 👍 That's the thing I always watch of yours
pomeloanthony23: any canadian highlander tonight?
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
emberBecky: o/
Metric_Furlong: reminder: "PPR" is pronounced "Peeper" Kappa
LadyDKat: Thank you for the stream!
kvetchnik: domo arigato
asddsa28: @fgskiygsj Thanks for the gift sub!