Invitare: chocolate is pretty good, if you ask me
SaxPython: @invitare FBtouchdown
beowuuf: nothing anymore, i hav lost faith in humanity. This game exists: But it's *not* called street writer
beowuuf: eh, other than that life is good i guess, uk have a holiday tomorrow :p
Invitare: I don't work Mondays so it doesn't effect me
SaxPython: oh man, what an incredible title opportunity for a game title
Invitare: I always get blind-sided by bank holidays
DarkMorford: US holiday next Monday, so I'm looking forward to the 3-day weekend
beowuuf: oh yes, the pax weekend
mtvcdm: Yo
DarkMorford: (Not going to PAX)
Metric_Furlong: @beowuuf a massive unforced error on their part
beowuuf: yup :(
beowuuf: did you know that voyager got attacked by the Botha?
DarkMorford: So many dead Bothans...
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: fitness
DarkMorford: Gimme!
DarkMorford dives for the box
ihlendrax: You can have it. LUL
incslayer: *takes the box and runs*
beowuuf: only one botha, but they did have two cloaked ships under remote control that they attacked voyager with. I was so mad because my brain couldn't stop making the obvious joke :(
Invitare: the real fitness was trying to capture the box
incslayer: capture the box its like capture the flag but with a box
beowuuf: we are then consumed by the box, and thus by being inside it we possess fit-ness of a kind
LunarJade: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
DarkMorford: Hi Heather!
iris_of_ether: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
incslayer: Hello heather
LunarJade: How’s bite club today?
incslayer: what is bite club?
beowuuf: sergeHi lunarj1Fangs
beowuuf: unmentionable? :p
incslayer: looks at rule 1
ihlendrax: Fang gang!
PharaohBender27: @incslayer Something we don't talk about lunarj1Fangs
TehAmelie: ooh, it's bitin time
beowuuf: oh, rule 0 is ignore rules 1 and , darn, never noticed that before
beowuuf: *2
TehAmelie: it seems like bad planning that i'm having soup today
TehAmelie: no need for teeth
mtvcdm: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
v_nome: you could eat it through a couple straws?
ihlendrax: How’s the moon look, @LunarJade?
Borgrim_: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (LoadingReadyRun Presents Not a Drop to Drink. A Tale of Vancouver Island by Night. Game: Not a Drop to Drink Series 2) at Sun 12:00 PM PDT (5m from now).
Borgrim_: Kewl
Juliamon: is it at least a tomato-based soup?
LunarJade: If I told you how the moon looked that’d be a spoiler.
corianderd: is blood a soup?
DarkMorford: Kinda want to make banana nut bread today, but I have to wash dishes first. And I'd rather watch this than do dishes. >_>
Invitare: it can be if you cook it properly
beowuuf: it can be a pudding if you cook it properly
beowuuf: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Borgrim_: It’s a suspension, much like soup
incslayer: @corianderd no blood is a pudding
NotCainNorAbel: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lrrSIG
incslayer: SINGAL!
Metric_Furlong: signal
DarkMorford: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
TXC2: hello everybody
Sarah_Serinde: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
mtvcdm: I believe, according to the rules of Vampire, 'what the moon looks like' is Jessica's only topic of conversation right now.
PharaohBender27: Party300 lunarj1Fangs FANG GANG FANG GANG lunarj1Fangs
Metric_Furlong: maybe Oliver will turn into a bat this week? only one way to find out Kappa
JqlGirl: Bite club bite club bite club
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
NotCainNorAbel: music?
PotatoWraiths subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 17 months!
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beowuuf: i must turn down tlj for ... hmm, muted muppet?
accountmadeforants: (㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ)
They_Are_Alyx: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
JqlGirl: anyone else have no audio?
Sarah_Serinde: accountmadeforants sergeJustRight
ihlendrax: Are we ready, Vamily?
smolfoxbigears: sudo pacman -S chromium
beowuuf: lol, nice
smolfoxbigears: woops
JqlGirl: there we go
beowuuf: LOL thanks cori
NotCainNorAbel: there it is
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
iris_of_ether: escher3DOOT escher3DOOT escher3DOOT
smolfoxbigears: that was the wrong window
Sarah_Serinde: Hi Cori gabyLul
v_nome: oh man, I love this song
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhYAS
mtvcdm: !clip
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Metric_Furlong: flawless
beowuuf: vamly lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
JqlGirl: thanks Jo
incslayer: @smolfoxbigears someone is using arch linux i see :D
Mr_Whyt: Music!
CantWearHats: Secret podcast intro song
Sarah_Serinde: Beautiful thank you
ihlendrax: Hello highlight reel?
Borgrim_: Noice
ThingsOnMyStream: Best song ever
wolgo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 33 months!
wolgo: Subbing to bite club
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KevlarGiraffe: Hello Everyone!
corianderd: we don't know why the music isn't playing
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> It's time! | Session 2 (Tooth!) of our VtM v5 chronicle, NOT A DROP TO DRINK is starting on | Join @JacobBurgessVO @UnarmedOracle @apsalar @WakeUpSuper and @LunarJade as they annoy Quinn. | #Vampirethemasquerade #vamily 📷 ||
Metric_Furlong: hello KevlarGiraffe
ani_laurel: yoooo
TehAmelie: Paul's intros has met a challenger!
Borgrim_: Can I request the katamari intro song ?
NicoTheSly: Ahai, I was worried I missed it :P
hyralt subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 47 months!
hyralt: When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's compulsion!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, hyralt! (Today's storm count: 7)
corianderd: you can make requests if heather lets me sing
e_bloc: Cheer1000 Cheer1000 lrrARROWS Cheer1 Cheer1
nuclearstulle subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 15 months!
nuclearstulle: hi everyone :) let's watch that thing no one talks about
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beowuuf: if you like this music, please consider
Ham_techs: Pre-Stream! Pre-Stream!
WeatheredPeach subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 74 months!
WeatheredPeach: lets gooo wooo
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, WeatheredPeach! (Today's storm count: 9)
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhYAS
TehAmelie: do you know Leonard Cohen's "you want it darker"?
iris_of_ether: escher3DOOT escher3DOOT braven10HEX
hyralt: nya nya
Borgrim_: Perfect
lirazel64: Wheee!
v_nome: nyan? vnomeCat
e_bloc: copyright!
mtvcdm: There was only ever one response to that comment
CaptainAmero subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 29 months!
CaptainAmero: Thanks for everything you guys are doing!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, CaptainAmero! (Today's storm count: 10)
beowuuf: it's like the katamari is here in the room with us.... watching jurassic park...
hieroglyphica: yesssss
Sarah_Serinde: It's like listening to the original
PharaohBender27: escher3DOOT braven10HEX escher3DOOT
NotCainNorAbel: @corianderd The Theme to Inspector Gadget
hieroglyphica: I am so very delighted by this
nuclearstulle: this is beautiful
SmithKurosaki: 5/7 Perfect
Ham_techs: a cat sings starwars theme
MyrddintheWizard: sharkf11JAM
Sarah_Serinde: Thank you Cori and Heather
SeiichiSin: SilverJammies
Sarah_Serinde: A++
LunchB0x_13: tiltyhYAS tiltyhYAS
incslayer: 10/5 fantastic
CantWearHats: 10/10 no notes
saucemaster5000: the secret is revealed -- Jessica was rolled by a katamari
beowuuf: as bach originally intended
TXC2: was that go west? :p
mtvcdm: Katamari do your best!
mtvcdm: Do the Meow Mix theme
ladyjessica: Nice
Unpronounceable: Don’t worry, do your best!
MyrddintheWizard: HAHA
ThingsOnMyStream: Thank goodness that this won't be in the youtube VoD. this would definitely get us demonetized
hieroglyphica: I want you to know I'm meowing along at home cori
Sarah_Serinde: Hi Paul :D
beowuuf: lol paul
nuclearstulle: wheelerMuldcb
Mr_Whyt: cat sings star trek?
NotCainNorAbel: my cat is not really impressed, or worried not sure which
TXC2: hello Paul
CantWearHats: this is the best episode of Secret Podcast Jukebox Challenge yet
LunchB0x_13: wheelerMuldr wheelerMuldp wheelerMuldcb wheelerMulder
zed_alpha: aaah....the children of the night...what beautiful meowsic they nyah
Boon_33: somebody once told me, the world was going to roll me...
beowuuf: yup, this 100% pitch perfect recreation would get a strike so quickly
themlin: time for bite club!
zed_alpha: that's it, that's the stream, three hours of this.
mercano82: They’re going to get DMCA’d over this accurate recreation
beowuuf: @zed_alpha sergeJustRight
TXC2: !findquote DMCA
LRRbot: Quote #7700: "If my singing gets a DMCA takedown, I'm gonna take that as a win." —RebelliousUno [2021-07-20]
Mr_Whyt: we don't talk about bite club
zed_alpha: and we'll all sit here and applaud like the good little sea lions we are
Terr0rc0tta: Leave this part in for the YouTube vod
Spades_Slicc: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (LoadingReadyRun Presents Not a Drop to Drink. A Tale of Vancouver Island by Night. Game: Not a Drop to Drink Series 2) at Sun 12:00 PM PDT (0s from now).
incslayer: @zed_alpha you say that as if we would not all just watch taht
4 raiders from McGurganatorZX have joined!
TXC2: Spades_Slicc lrrHORN
Sarah_Serinde: Welcome raiders!
zed_alpha: @incslayer I totally would
beowuuf: sergeHi raiders
TXC2: hello raiders
beowuuf: do we talk about song club?
lichen_subscribe: hype
e_bloc: emergency dental surgery
Mr_Whyt: on a sunday afternoon?
TemporallyAwry: Give Blood, go to the Dentist PrideLaugh
Mr_Whyt: in this hemisphere?
Drasvin: First rule, don't talk about bite club.
zed_alpha: @incslayer I catch the Cam & Ian Christmas every year
MTBoot: I'm so hype
saucemaster5000: texting everyone I know....
ihlendrax: That’s good advice.
LunchB0x_13: Root canal
Drasvin: Second rule, don't talk about bite club
NotCainNorAbel: three hour dentist apointment...rather listen to cats sing star wars
Laurence72 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 62 months, currently on a 62 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Laurence72! (Today's storm count: 11)
beowuuf: @TemporallyAwry how hard do they clean???
beowuuf: let's go!
s4mwise_ow: Yooo what up fang gang?
TXC2: dentisit at 8pm on a Sunday
TXC2: here we GO!
kaziel0: Bite club! Bite Club!
iris_of_ether: lrrHORN lunarj1Fangs lrrHORN
Drasvin: Third rule, if it' your first night, you have to bite
Our_oBoros: Did someone tell Oliver about bite club?
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Mathonwy: I'm here!!!!
Sarah_Serinde: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
TehAmelie: hallo
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Fangs
beowuuf: hey heather! hey cori!
They_Are_Alyx: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
NotCainNorAbel: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Mathonwy: Just in time!
ArkhamArchivist: Fangs, for the memories
TXC2: Hello Heather and Cori
lirazel64: Best anesthesia ever.
mercano82: “A dentist appointment every Sunday?” “I don’t want to talk about it”
beowuuf: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Travilogue: lunarj1Fangs
Wiliart: Not a drink to drop?
smolfoxbigears: great. I'm currently writing a on a paper due friday, but seems like I have a dentists appointment so...
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
WeatheredPeach: This intro is such a lovely surprise when you're expecting vampires and horror stings xD
TheHaCoFo: good evening
e_bloc: do you ride vampires
azureHaights: VJs?
v_nome: Oh man, I missed YTV
McGurganatorZX subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 47 months!
McGurganatorZX: tv land time
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, McGurganatorZX! (Today's storm count: 12)
TXC2: the vamp jamps
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhYAS
MTBoot: TV? Technically Vampires?
SaxPython: !cori
mercano82: You ride vampires?
mtvcdm: Heather and the Banana In The Morning
LunchB0x_13: lunchb56CUTE lunchb56CUTE lunchb56CUTE
beowuuf: commence the three hours of staring at the screen :p
lichen_subscribe: vampire top music
zed_alpha: tiltyhEXTREME lrrSIG lrrSIG tiltyhEXTREME tiltyhEXTREME lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrCAMERON lrrCORI lrrHEATHER lrrADAM lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN unarmeHeart unarmeHeart unarmeHeart tiltyhYAS tiltyhYAS tiltyhYAS
Simonark: Villainy Jockeys!
hieroglyphica: yes more people songs!
Ignatiuspants: Vampire hype!
JqlGirl: what's on heather's shirt?
5thWall subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 42 months!
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MrMatternot: But I am aware. Aren't I?
beowuuf: tiltyhEXTREME
NickTheDM subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 71 months!
NickTheDM: 71 months? That’s nearly 6 years!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, NickTheDM! (Today's storm count: 14)
nuclearstulle: lrrSPOOPY
Beeff1986 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 17 months!
Beeff1986: Missed mtg pre-release so here is my tardy prime sub
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illuviel: I started camping the channel spawn point @ noon ... Eastern Time :P and wondered where all the shiny box people were. ::smacks forehead:: ::jazzhands::
JqlGirl: hot
mtvcdm: !store
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Metric_Furlong: the V stands for Vampire
zed_alpha: !store
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KevlarGiraffe: Matching with Cori!
incslayer: !merch
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Tinasaurus_Rex subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 55 months!
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TXC2: Nightmare King Grim
Solid_Fuel subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 30 months!
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MTBoot: "If you're not aware...If you are a were, please don't be a werewolf, and if you are a werewolf, please don't kill me."
JqlGirl: those aren't t-shirts, they're v-shiirts
Spades_Slicc: the LRR store refuses to ship to me
mtvcdm: Ride that vampire all the way to the finish line
azureHaights: I hear mint and blood don't mix, it's like mint and OJ
bwk789: I think the sub counter is slightly off?
v_nome: Does that mean you ride vampires?
zed_alpha: Give 'em money! They make cool content!
lirazel64: Ride them vampires!
mtvcdm: !patreon
zed_alpha: !patreon
CopperAstronaut: Vampy Vamping Vampires!
LRRbot: 2721 patrons for a total of $20,609.31 per month.
LRRbot: 2721 patrons for a total of $20,609.31 per month.
beowuuf: is vampire jockey going to be in 1.20 minecraft?
incslayer: why are those t-shirts not v-necks?
zed_alpha: @mtvcdm JINX
themlin: but are they v necks?
chuckyd0203 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 19 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, chuckyd0203! (Today's storm count: 18)
TehAmelie: are they the same format? zomg
mtvcdm: !youtube
LRRbot: LRR's main channel is . For Stream VODs check out . MtG vods and other MtG content are at . Tabletop related videos are at . LRR Videogame videos (including Checkpoint+) are at
SaxPython: "basict"
zed_alpha: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: | Alex: | Ben Ulmer: | Cameron: | Cori and Ian: | Heather: | James: | Jeremy White: | Kathleen: | Matt Wiggins: | Serge: | Wheeler: | Nelson:
beowuuf: @themlin seabatClap
Juliamon: The notifier definitely still thinks we're in the PPR
s4mwise_ow: Hey, some people are very much into into the idea of riding vampires
zed_alpha: !youtube
LRRbot: LRR's main channel is . For Stream VODs check out . MtG vods and other MtG content are at . Tabletop related videos are at . LRR Videogame videos (including Checkpoint+) are at
MrMatternot: Or sleeveless
JacobBurgessVO: I just walked into "there is apparently other uses".
beowuuf: songs, vampires, songs, done
azureHaights: Craftyfangs88 here
mtvcdm: !addquote (Heather) [now] With a pair of scissors, you can make anything a V-neck.
LRRbot: New quote #8192: "With a pair of scissors, you can make anything a V-neck." —Heather [2022-08-28]
JacobBurgessVO: I will and I do.
e_bloc: Episode Two: Oliver Meets Bigfoot
accountmadeforants: (㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ)
TXC2: Heather condoning fabric crimes there Kappa
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
NotCainNorAbel: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Solid_Fuel: lunarj1Fangs
iris_of_ether: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
TXC2: Hello Jacob
Metric_Furlong: Juliamon it's trying to protect The Masquerade
Sarah_Serinde: zed_alpha You're repeating a bunch of commands that are already being triggered, getting a little spammy
zed_alpha: But I'm using them. If I throw my teeth at the screen, then that just makes a mess.
Anaerin: v-v
Drasvin: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the illusion of choice
GreatWahooney: much excite!
nuclearstulle: hi jacob :)
JacobBurgessVO: Hellooooooo!
CantWearHats: v--v
themlin: we got a wild jaxob
roastbeefsandwitch: I don't usually do this, but these sessions are EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (manic pixie scream). Keep up the good work!
zed_alpha: @Sarah_Serinde cool, will lay off, sorry
beowuuf: @JacobBurgessVO probably safest time to enter tbh
incslayer: @JacobBurgessVO ahh a wild jacob i would like to let you know that i have gotten a bread maker thanks to you and i have named it "Jacob Breadgess" in your honor
HavenDragon: hey Jacob :D
Seabats: hello fellow weirdo vampires
ladyjessica: Fangs
s4mwise_ow: v—v
Spades_Slicc: Haunted can
TXC2: hello Adam
TehAmelie: is it dry?
Anaerin: VwV
Drasvin: Ghost can
CantWearHats: all in all it's just another can in the wall
Juliamon: bubly wall
nuclearstulle: a nice bubly wall
Mollylele: (ºvvº)/ ahoy vam fam
PharaohBender27: Does it taste bubbly? tqsSmug
JacobBurgessVO: I may not as active this ep. Working and bug hunting.
azureHaights: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Solid_Fuel: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
smolfoxbigears: I wonder what that gundam tastes like..
iris_of_ether: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
MrMatternot: Cori is become transparent?
beowuuf: seabatClap seabatPjorg
lirazel64: lrrSPOOPY
sheqesi: Fangs out!
CaptainAmero: I've already written some semblance of fiction inspired by this, and I'm not afraid to do it again!
Wiliart: Drinking the wall, on the rocks?
Enki1256: Adam time to
theymerLoviatar: all in all it's just another fang in the doll
mtvcdm: That's.... many subs
jdr_42: vtmBestial
themlin: all we're missing is a silas
TehAmelie: hehe, drywall jokes
sheqesi: Catching it live, yay!
beowuuf: carrot carrot milk?
Spades_Slicc: Yu Yu Hakusho opening #1
mtvcdm: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: | Alex: | Ben Ulmer: | Cameron: | Cori and Ian: | Heather: | James: | Jeremy White: | Kathleen: | Matt Wiggins: | Serge: | Wheeler: | Nelson:
ShaneLeeAtk subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 39 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, ShaneLeeAtk! (Today's storm count: 19)
JacobBurgessVO: Good Old "Name + Occupation"
vellebastet: Yeeeeeeesss I made it LIVE ysbrydHype ysbrydHype ysbrydHype
mercano82: Freebird! Do Freebird!
aeon_novachrono: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
e_bloc: lrrWOW
mtvcdm: Wake up, supper!
zed_alpha: Wake up, suffer!
HavenDragon subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 82 months!
HavenDragon: <3
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, HavenDragon! (Today's storm count: 20)
CantWearHats: wake up, supper!
Seabats: wtf
SaxPython: NotLikeThis lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
MrMatternot: WakeupDinner!
AveryCorvus: Good old WakeUpSupper
Spades_Slicc: Wake up Supper!
PharaohBender27: :D
MTBoot: Wake up....Suffer?
TehAmelie: the opposite of midnight breakfast
hyralt: Wake up supper!
Omthebox: That's how I start my day
Mr_Whyt: mmm wake up supper, thats what I shall now call breakfast
vellebastet: seabatClap
GreatWahooney: better than wake up stupor I guess
accountmadeforants: Beats WakeUpSleeper
beowuuf: bloodsouperwakings
PharaohBender27: Wake up, it's suppertime!
sheqesi: That's the reverse Sandman, wake up supper
saucemaster5000: Ebenezer Scrooge's finisher
LunchB0x_13: Sleepdownbrunch
SAJewers: !clip
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KilrenKrae: im caught up!
beowuuf: it's an anagram!
bwk789: ook ook me need supper
MrMatternot: Goodbye!
CantWearHats: lesgo
JqlGirl: TTs out everyone
Piratical_tendancies: Banger alert!
vellebastet: ysbrydHype ysbrydHype
mercano82: Wake up supper, a Vampire’s first meal
mtvcdm: Also we have a Discord
amative1: dat music
ladyjessica: Supper wake up. I don’t like this.
Metric_Furlong: banger alert
mtvcdm: !discord
LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here:
beowuuf: o7 ryan ike for the music
JqlGirl: this music still slaps hard
hyralt: unarmedoracle = anagram(Cemeron Lauder)
accountmadeforants: *screeeech*
LunarJade: lunarj1Fangs
ThingsOnMyStream: I believe the sub notifier was still working through the PPR subs :p
mtvcdm: There she is!
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incslayer: was that frame drop or did jacob just troll us?
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Boon_33: just a dramatic pause, Jacob is so good at those.
TXC2: my Gods the suspense this show makes Kappa
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mtvcdm: "good" boy
Sarah_Serinde: The goodest boy
PhoenixMelior: I have that sort of luck etchyLmao
kaziel0: Is he really a good boy anymore? >.>
CantWearHats: Certified Good Boi
MrMatternot: Digging the round specs, Cameron
illuviel: Competence is a virtue. Good has many definitions.
sheqesi: The boyest good vampire
malsareus: the goodest boy with a blood magic night job
PharaohBender27: 🦇
Sarah_Serinde: I believe in Oliver
e_bloc: bat!
beowuuf: seabatSEAL
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs PogChamp lunarj1Fangs
Mr_Whyt: BAT!
Ignatiuspants: fucking heck yeah!
mtvcdm: In a few months we'll be saying bus
CantWearHats: watch your h*cking language SIR
theymerLoviatar: Adam also frequently goes "fuck, dinger" on his own stream, so
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PharaohBender27: Oliver going freelance!
illuviel: (Also, picturing Silas as Thomas Builds-the-Fire all grown up and encountering forbidden books in his semester abroad)
beowuuf: both the savadan guarantee and a portrait of his new form
saucemaster5000: oliver is.... Batman....
roastbeefsandwitch: Do we have links to any of their character sheets?!?
PharaohBender27: And she's currently staring at the moon
CantWearHats: she's really into the moon right now, for reasons
zed_alpha: @illuviel ooh, that's a great image. Also, hi, mom!
ArkhamArchivist: Don't say "Fuck" in front of the B-a-b-y!
MrMatternot: Is that an Utena shirt, Heather?
LunarJade: Look the moon is very pretty
mtvcdm: Jessica has seen the lunar jade
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aeon_novachrono: it would be wonderful if Oliver eventually gained the nickname batman
malsareus: @saucemaster5000 substitute schoolteacher batman
beowuuf: clan bane, not just for failed frenzy checks anymore
Sarah_Serinde: roastbeefsandwitch As far as I know, those haven't been shared anywhere, at least not this season. If they were shared at the end of last season I'm afraid I don't have a link
Mollylele: did he say 'fangtastic'
LunarJade: That shirt is a Boyfriend Dungeon shirt
TXC2: #TheVan
Anaerin: The Brujah with the van. In Van.
bwk789: dead deer, don't open
azureHaights: Full of dead deer and stressed out beast-haver
zed_alpha: there's only *one* dead deer. The van is bigger than that.
theymerLoviatar: #RIPVanHalen
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CantWearHats: gonna name a dnd NPC Vilarp
illuviel: @zed_alpha Hi; skritch kitties for me & alas for a Publix sub. /florida-expat
corianderd: everything in the van is dead
Sarah_Serinde: Heather has a point
beowuuf: poor squirrels and rabbits
sheqesi: When were these episodes filmed?
mtvcdm: It's dead for now. It could become a vampire deer if we're feeling frisky.
Ham_techs: Welcome to Van-Bruja Island
LunarJade: Look Jessica is living her best unlife
beowuuf: @corianderd hopefully not the transmission?
Tandtroll_OG: Oh deer
Fragged_Templar: Hype Hype Hype lrrSHINE
ArkhamArchivist: A million million lifesigns, and Silas in the library
illuviel: It'd be weirder/less convenient to have a *live* deer in the van, tbh.
LunchB0x_13: Mary’s coming lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
malsareus: @LunarJade Jessica might now last long enough to pay of her student loans
Ham_techs: Mary had a little lamb
Ham_techs: little lamb
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Tandtroll_OG: Agreed. If a deer is going to be in your van, it is preferably dead
mtvcdm: You didn't lose the phones. Jessica knows exactly where they are.
beowuuf: @mtvcdm vamdeer
smolfoxbigears: Is talking/asking questions about "spoilers" for last week fine here?
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azureHaights: I'm less worried about Mary, and more about the lamb that's sure to go
azureHaights: (but also worried about Mary)
CantWearHats: Oliver "Disney Princess" Tyndall
beowuuf: @smolfoxbigears they're summarising the game, so presumably?
eric_christian_berg: The mint jelly is a big point of contention with my family.
zed_alpha: summoned a deer and every single squirrel in a square mile area
accountmadeforants: Jessica loves... lamp, big lamp in the sky. Suki Tsuki.
PharaohBender27: Called the whole dang forest, actually
TehAmelie: what is it with lamb and mint? now i want some
Chaotically_Random: Calling it now totally Bloody Mary!
Punching_Bag: it is just a deer friend
Mollylele: 🧛 thanks for the sub 🧛
pipshardfour: Cam is left handed?!?
Sarah_Serinde: @smolfoxbigears Yes asking about last week is fine, this episode is bound to have "spoilers" for last week anyway
illuviel: (anybody else ever attempt a mint jelly and peanut butter sandwich? not recommended.)
zed_alpha: mint jelly and shrimp is strangely okay
MrMatternot: I think Unarmedoracle is ambidextrous?
TehAmelie: i can imagine it's worse than jam and caviar
smolfoxbigears: Great, thanks
TXC2: illuviel you poor fool :p
accountmadeforants: @illuviel Mint jelly???
Tandtroll_OG: Oh no illuviel, that sound unfortunate
LunarJade: It was a really good moon
mtvcdm: And I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you meddling moon.
CantWearHats: I've got my eye on you, moon
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DarkMorford: @illuviel I've considered it, never got around to trying it. Thanks for falling on that sword.
smolfoxbigears: I kinda forgot what exactly silas was researching at the library, was that specified?
illuviel: That Toreador moment of Jess's was well-chosen and well-played; thx to both Jacob & Heather
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Piratical_tendancies: again
Juliamon: LRR has an unusual percentage of left-handed folks
Ham_techs: 50% chance moon will be up untill dawn.
mtvcdm: The coterie is in one place, and Jessica is in a second place.
TXC2: LunarJade they;re all good moons bront
beowuuf: the phones and the jessica in one place, and the rest in the other place
CantWearHats: that's what they say, always split the party
PharaohBender27: !findquote split party
LRRbot: Quote #5099: "What I'm trying to say is that splitting the party is inadvisable." —Dale, as DM, pointedly [2018-06-25]
pipshardfour: Neat!
LunarJade: Always split the party
Metric_Furlong: beowuuf Silas went looking for Jessica, iirc
Piratical_tendancies: !advice
LRRbot: Sing to cover a yawn.
Anaerin: Bleed? In a Vampire game?
mtvcdm: LRRBot, do you split the party?
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #5609: "Sometimes the books are actually evil." —Kathleen [2018-12-17]
beowuuf: @smolfoxbigears he's trying to establish a chantry, so the first thing they need to do is look up leylines and other magical stuff to find good sites
GhostValv: :O
CantWearHats: heyoooooo
NotCainNorAbel: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
AveryCorvus: HEATHER
TehAmelie: i had a marmelade, ham and caviar once. admittedly, i was about 5
smolfoxbigears: @smolfoxbigears ahhh yes. thanks!
LunarJade: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
TehAmelie: *sandwich
Sarah_Serinde: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
mtvcdm: If you say her name she wins
Sarah_Serinde: lunarj1Heart
accountmadeforants: In Googling "mint jelly", I also found a recipe for "jalapeno-mint jelly", which sounds great.
TXC2: TehAmelie what kind of fancy ass childhood did you have? :p
saucemaster5000: The reviews were scathing
Sarah_Serinde: @mtvcdm And she deserves to
PharaohBender27: @smolfoxbigears That and he's trying to determine what local legends about the supernatural have might have validity to them, IIRC
beowuuf: @Metric_Furlong oh, didn't recall that. oliver would seen to be a better bet with his detecting the beast...
Sarah_Serinde: @Metric_Furlong I don't remember that happening either
TehAmelie: well, cheap caviar in a tube. it's a swedish thing. tastes mostly like salt
Ham_techs: Can we "X-Card" "Mint Jelly"?
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mtvcdm: Well, she didn't
TXC2: TehAmelie huh, ok then
lirazel64: Adam played a cursed rabbit in a Fringe Festival play, got it.
accountmadeforants: I hope we get a Star Wars/Flash Gordon wipe between scenes. MiniK
PharaohBender27: Right, and didn't Silas get spotted when getting to the van?
Ham_techs: Its Van-New
corianderd: @accountmadeforants if I was doing the edit yes
mtvcdm: A deer is a kind of leather, eventually
CantWearHats: now it smells like deer, leather and feet
theymerLoviatar: instead of a feet smell, it now has a yeet smell
smolfoxbigears: @CantWearHats Like a proper van should
Lusunati: alright yo
beowuuf: i missed previously that the notes taking was why he was getting the messy crit opportunity
Terr0rc0tta: Getting rid of the smell is a real feat
Lusunati: did i just miss recap
beowuuf: LOL
TXC2: Lusunati yes
roastbeefsandwitch: oh no
saucemaster5000: oh no
azureHaights: Cam: " decision stands"
illuviel: @TehAmelie Creamed roe and marmalade is something I would try; the closest I have on hand to go with it currently is fig jam (will try).
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
PharaohBender27: :D
beowuuf: his first own roll?
PhoenixMelior: etchyEvil
GhostValv: :)
Invitare: incoming first roll messy crit
LunarJade: Sure
MrSarkhan: seabatClap seabatClap
accountmadeforants: @corianderd Ah, so a Coriander's Cut Blu-Ray at some point? (I kid, I kid. It'd have to be HD-DVD.)
Drasvin: Adam is an engine of chaos
CantWearHats: let slip the crits of war
mowdownjoe: benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos
Lusunati: @TXC2 poifect thanks
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Cameron) [now] I trust Adam to wreak havoc.
LRRbot: New quote #8193: "I trust Adam to wreak havoc." —Cameron [2022-08-28]
zed_alpha: enhance the story. By wreaking havoc
mtvcdm: Of course you give a crit to the Double Boshy
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Piratical_tendancies: yeeaaa#
Punching_Bag: tie to wake up and use super!
Ham_techs: Giving a free "divination roll" seems like a fun idea in any game.
corpocracy: I've watched Adam. First roll messy crit.
Fragged_Templar: lrrADAM lrrFINE
hyralt: Calling it now: Adam will use the messy crit on one of Jacob's rolls
theymerLoviatar: [Wreak Havoc by Skyler Grey starts playing faintly in the distance]
CantWearHats: "always a little hungry" relatable
Tandtroll_OG: Didnt Adam slurp a bit from the deer?
SaxPython: Truth
eric_christian_berg: The only thing in the fridge is the postman.
azureHaights: Oliver Adam Tyndall, close the door, you're letting out all the warm blood
Spades_Slicc: @Tandtroll_OG that's how he got down to 1
mtvcdm: (And should Adam reach a certain level of blood potency, eventually feeding on animals will stop being effective at all)
Ham_techs: Will turning a human count as killing them for hunger purposes?
Tandtroll_OG: Right
TXC2: Ham_techs nope
beowuuf: @Tandtroll_OG yup, but it has to be a human you've killed. The beast needs death. No 'oh look here's 8 pints from 8 living humans' nonsense'
LunarJade: So many cell phones
CantWearHats: from what I know of Vampire that's not an accident
ArkhamArchivist: "The Late 1900s"
laundreydhull: holy shitholy shit! I quit my job so hard I frogot A Drop Two Drinks!
LunarJade: They gave them to me
TXC2: "mom I;m on the phone!"
LunarJade: They are mine now
Tandtroll_OG: I dont want Oliver to kill someone =(
vellebastet: Good times
beowuuf: @laundreydhull oh wow
Marethyue: @Ham_techs You have to use your own blood afterwards to turn them, which will make you hungry
theymerLoviatar: Gee, Jessica, how come Mom lets you have TWO cell phones
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mtvcdm: Jessica can call so many people and tell them about the moon
smolfoxbigears: well at least the phones are on someone who actually knows how to use them
laundreydhull: Has they recapped by now?
beowuuf: thinbloods might not have vamp teeth, ghouls won't (I believe)
beowuuf: @laundreydhull this is new
Ham_techs: malcavian?
PhoenixMelior: am friend ok
TXC2: are any of us truely OK ?
Lusunati: Keyed into the network and coming off the frenzy?
Ham_techs: Mary is bigfoot.
LunchB0x_13: @ham_techs absolutely a malkavian
Fragged_Templar: yeah, thinking malk
beowuuf: if you're not frenzying you're *fine*
zed_alpha: @Lusunati that's what I'm thinking
TXC2: a paddywagon
Lusunati: Yeah I think it'd take me a few to be lucid.
LunchB0x_13: Having played a malk this is definitely a malk
zed_alpha: Malkavian, probably a thin-blood with *just* strong enough malkavian heritage to get weird prophecies, had a prophecy, frenzied from it
gnyrinn: @azureHaights Yes. Welcome to Bible studies, or a vampire game, I forget.
circusofkirkus: the polka band?
Lusunati: "You hear our album? Polka Night at the Inventory?"
smolfoxbigears: @zed_alpha or "just" hunger frenzy, or cant that happen for thinbloods?
zed_alpha: @smolfoxbigears totally can, but I'm grasping at the "mary had a little lamb" straws. Good point, though
ihlendrax: Hmm…this coterie might need a tarp budget for the van.
MrMatternot: I think thinbloods can frenzy.
zed_alpha: @ihlendrax every good coterie's got a tarp budget
smolfoxbigears: @zed_alpha yea but that could just be "normal malc behaviour"
TXC2: !findquote moon
LRRbot: Quote #6209: "'Can we play Magic now?' 'No, I wanna talk about Sailor Moon.'" —James and Adam [2019-07-11]
Ham_techs: The malk might not know that this is a prophecy
zed_alpha: Eh. I don't think Jacob likes the fishmalk tropes where they just spout off weird nonsense constantly for no reason.
CantWearHats: ooooo
Piratical_tendancies: that's a heck of a quote
SaxPython: PogChamp
Sarah_Serinde: As someone who mods with the user malc on another channel this conversation with its varied spelling is very entertaining :P
LunarJade: Wait James and Adam were talking about Sailor Moon without me?
illuviel: niiice
PharaohBender27: Oooh, that's a heck of a quote there
MrMatternot: I trust @JacobBurgessVO to be better than a blantant fishmalk
ladylinzington: yooooo
Lusunati: Metal as hell
accountmadeforants: Jason! ... Jason!
TXC2: Sarah_Serinde right?
beowuuf: mary rhymn does not seem like no reason... seems like a scary foreboding...
MTBoot: Stolen? Woah
vellebastet: @accountmadeforants 🤣🤣
zed_alpha: @MrMatternot same
DeM0nFiRe: Press X to Jessica
corianderd: what is fishmalk?
PharaohBender27: @MTBoot Yeah, stolen from that jerk the sun
LunarJade: Yeah the moon is basically a light vampire
PharaohBender27: @corianderd Per a quick Googling: "Fishmalk is a term used to refer to a stereotypically wacky Malkavian, the type who hits someone in the face with a fish and runs away hooting. Since Malkavians are all insane, the clan tends to attract a type of player who wants to be wacky or otherwise "chaotic neutral"."
zed_alpha: @corianderd Old World of Darkness meme about a type of Malkavian vampire character who takes the clan's propensity for mental illness and neurodivergency in general and turns it into "wacky hijinks" and lolrandom behavior.
ArkhamArchivist: Harley Quinn with Fangs
theymerLoviatar: the moon is a vampire, set to dra-y-a-y-aiin
Ham_techs: Cain is "for sure" on the moon.
Lusunati: That Vampire Came From the Moon
zed_alpha: The moon is disgusting. It's made of cheese.
saucemaster5000: omg jessica is mooncalfing! I love that word!
PharaohBender27: @zed_alpha You dissing cheese!? :O
illuviel: @saucemaster5000 <3
TXC2: people are allowed to not like cheese
beowuuf: @saucemaster5000 i only know that word as a comicbook artist
zed_alpha: I adore cheese. I was quoting a song badly XD
smolfoxbigears: I see why the fishmalk trope is problematic, but I feel like done well the "constantly babbling nonsense" could be very interesting
PharaohBender27: @TXC2 Eh, fair point.
amative1: Also please do not eat the moon. It's not actually made of cheese.
accountmadeforants: I hope the NES DuckTales Moon theme is playing in Jessica's head the whole time.
TXC2: amative1 that's just what the moon WOULD say!
PharaohBender27: :D
Ham_techs: moon is made of fiberglass shards.
mtvcdm: Welp
illuviel: Pop quiz for Oliver!
beowuuf: @smolfoxbigears i trust jacob to do it right if that's the way it's going
TXC2: accountmadeforants well it's playing in mine now :p
LunarJade: Yeah sometimes they just freak out
gnyrinn: @accountmadeforants Well, it's playing in mine now.
TehAmelie: that seems quotabe. "It depends on how well you listened." "Oh no."
beowuuf: @amative1 but do please look at the moon. everyone go outside and look at the moon.
accountmadeforants: Haha, got two!
azureHaights: "Oh, she's totally beauty-ing out"
Spades_Slicc: @amative1 Sounds like a lie from the cheese lobbyists to keep us eating "domestic" dairy
theymerLoviatar: @amative1 cloudy night ;_;
smolfoxbigears: @smolfoxbigears yea thats fair
PharaohBender27: @beowuuf Kind of not an option for me for another 8-9 hours, I'm afraid :p
mtvcdm: The irony is 'decided not to follow the group' is the *Brujah* thing
LunarJade: Yeah Jessica has definitely shown that she listens and does what she’s told….
Ham_techs: I predict a survival role
smolfoxbigears: do clanless vamps get a bane aswell?
TheMerricat: I don't know how many people remember the OG source engine based vampires masquerade video game, but it let you play as a Malkivain and handled the whole 'insaniry' aspect fairly well I think.
Lusunati: I believe not
beowuuf: @PharaohBender27 probably for the best. i'm not sure i trust local 58 broadcasts...
Sarah_Serinde: @LunarJade She's just so conscientious
Joda011980: goodevening everyone
TXC2: hello Joda011980 welcome
saucemaster5000: Jordan gets home to find jessica has rewrapped the christmas presents AGAIN....
beowuuf: @smolfoxbigears being hated tends to be the trade off iirc
Metric_Furlong: TheMerricat I may have started a malkavian run in bloodlines this week as a result of this campaign
corianderd: @saucemaster5000 noooooooooooo!
zed_alpha: @TheMerricat I feel about 50/50 on that personally, but the Malk playthrough was still *super interesting.*
smolfoxbigears: @Metric_Furlong oh is the "new" bloodlines out yet?
CantWearHats: he's gaming!
beowuuf: cha-ching!
vellebastet: nice
DeM0nFiRe: Haha nice
azureHaights: Now you're drinking with mortals
Ham_techs: half with surge established.
Random_Factor_: Cam saw the line
JayAbber: This man is gaming!
Metric_Furlong: TheMerricat how it's handled is a bit... well, it's not sensitive but is better if you read the talk of 'voices in my head' as the character being aware that they're a videogame protagonist who interacts with people through dialogue trees
mtvcdm: I mean hey
beowuuf: plenty more students in the stacks
Metric_Furlong: smolfoxbigears no no, the original bloodlines
They_Are_Alyx: @Metric_Furlong They has to completely restart development on it
They_Are_Alyx: had*
SaxPython: FBtouchdown PogChamp FBtouchdown
theymerLoviatar: I play a vampire Monstrous in a Monster of the Week campaign that recently got back up after a year of hiatus and I immediately wanted to make my boy as a V5 NPC for a campaign.
mtvcdm: probably
ArkhamArchivist: @Metric_Furlong Malks and Bards, Aware of the 4th Wall
smolfoxbigears: @Metric_Furlong ah sad. Never could get myself to play it, getting it to run is just to much of a hussle
LunarJade: Maybe
TehAmelie: it gets gradually more generic towards the end, but Malkavian is the only Bloodlines playthrough i have finished so, can recommend
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: Never do the work if you can get a machine to do it for you.
TXC2: like I had woken up past Heather
saucemaster5000: Blasts an airhorn next to her head
beowuuf: @TheMerricat the malks you encountered also were more interesting too... both the club owners and the phychiatrist
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: "Tories are dangerous". A statement true both in the world of darkness as it is in the UK
illuviel: Like a parrot's cage snrk :D
TheMerricat: @metric_furlong so I'm not very deep into the vampire lore just so many systems that I was introduced to in college I skimmed them all but I always assumed Malkivain 'insanity' was essentially the same thing as elder scrolls CHIM, i.e. you can see through the fourth wall and realize you're just a character in a story
TXC2: NarwhalsInATrenchcoat indeed
beowuuf: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat :( yup
vellebastet: 🤣
mtvcdm: Her moon went away!
CantWearHats: take that, moon!
Lusunati: Parry the Sight
Spades_Slicc: Parry this filthy casual
mtvcdm: The tarp budget!
DarkMorford: The tarp budget!
Ham_techs: ehhh tarp budget.
TehAmelie: Piccolo voice: "Mooooon!"
Lusunati: I'm not going to parry your eyeline! I'm going to PARRY THE MOON!
theymerLoviatar: I have an ad tarp bag!
Metric_Furlong: TheMerricat I mean, on the other hand, the malk protagonist does get into an argument with a stop sign at one point so it's not entirely that
Lusunati: Tarp Bag
kaziel0: A very good bag for a very good boy.
Anaerin: It *was* a very good bag.
Mollylele: not enough RPGs have satisfying descriptions of bags with pockets, ty
beowuuf: toriadore approved>
smolfoxbigears: a very good bag for a very good boy
CaptainAmero: RIP Silas's bag
TXC2: it has pockets!
Lusunati: Wait what bag is this?
Punching_Bag: that is no moon!
illuviel: Do these bags exist in the prosaic, walking around world?
anyavamps: I heard there were Vampire shenanigans here.
beowuuf: good question, next question
DeM0nFiRe: "Hey yeah good point I am gonna look at the moon too"
Sarah_Serinde: anyavamps There sure are :D
beowuuf: tremere clan bane kicks in :p
PharaohBender27: Because lrrSIG
SaxPython: Bruh, we have the moon at home
TehAmelie: hmm would it help to convince Jessica it's actually the death star?
Mr_Whyt: thats no moon
Anaerin: @illuviel Probably
CantWearHats: Silas just holding it over his head like a boombox
mtvcdm: Pawing at the bag like a kitten
saucemaster5000: My linguist professor in college told a great story of his 1 year old pointing and saying "woopah," him correcting "that's a bird," and the kid saying "why?" completely stumping him.
zed_alpha: @beowuuf oh no, what's the bane in V5? Are they still 2/3 bloodbound to their sires?
beowuuf: getting arrested would end the scene :p
Mollylele: @illuviel you can absolutely get handmade bags made out of old billboard vinyl
beowuuf: @zed_alpha i forget, let's find out when adam chaos bounces cameron's next roll :p
PharaohBender27: No reason at all
Ham_techs: moon will be somewhere else
CantWearHats: "a roll for no reason" oh that's not concerning
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
LunarJade: Lol
CantWearHats: oh NO hahaha
TXC2: the moon is always there
hyralt: Uh oh
HavenDragon: oh NO
azureHaights: Silas: "Your left, or my left?" Jess: "...the moon's left..."
ani_laurel: oh no
AveryCorvus: Hahaha
MrMatternot: It's much more round this way?!?
SaxPython: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
accountmadeforants: seabatClap
LadyDKat: Oh noooo
They_Are_Alyx: NotLikeThis
TheMerricat: and everyone thought Adam was going to be the chaos goblin
theymerLoviatar: tuaStax tuaStax tuaStax
Sarah_Serinde: Jessica pls :D
Lusunati: GOD BUSIN-
TehAmelie: "well, bird is what you have to call it if you want people to know what you mean", maybe too much for a one year. . .
ChillTheEffOut: *slow clap*
GhostValv: :)
DeM0nFiRe: lmao Adam
beowuuf: LMAO
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PhoenixMelior: good job Jessica
hyralt: I was hoping Adam would, but he didn't have to
saucemaster5000: ha!
TheHaCoFo: wow..
Lusunati: sajamDespair sajamDespair sajamDespair
Fragged_Templar: stress 99%
vellebastet: lrrWOW
mercano82: Yes and
Punching_Bag: This is some good stuff
vellebastet: 🤣
beowuuf: "you can't hurt me adam, i hurt myself first!"
Tandtroll_OG: My gosh
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Heart
TotallyNotaBeholder: lrrDARK lrrDARK
LunarJade: lunarj1Fangs
accountmadeforants: evoGG
James_the_Dabbler: It's Miko
zed_alpha: Time to dominate!
Anaerin: You ever just get blindsided by a player?
Vcskyline: Poor Cam hahahah
corianderd: rip silas
beowuuf: so... clan bane? :p
illuviel: @anaerin @molylele GTK; thanks! (also, I may have access to the raw materials ::considers::)
smolfoxbigears: Amazing. Jessica is just so great
Ham_techs: Kimiko?
unarmedoracle: I think at this point I should have left her to experience dawn :p
Metric_Furlong: ah, fresher's week
Sarah_Serinde: Probably
HavenDragon: oh no its Chad
ani_laurel: feminist Chad
Sarah_Serinde: (Hi Cameron :D )
mtvcdm: We're representing Chad!
LunarJade: Yeah Cameron maybe you should have
TXC2: hello Cameron
beowuuf: lol, lets let vampire evolution run it's course...
Ham_techs: CHAD (tm)
nuclearstulle: hi cameron :)
Lusunati: Chadwick Chadwickson
JayAbber: It's always Chad
Anaerin: Is Chad... hanging?
Sarah_Serinde: Look, good for Chad though
Lusunati: What a mood
beowuuf: tiltyhCheers
Lusunati: thanks tho chad
ani_laurel: poor Chad, did everything right
saucemaster5000: forgets, looks at jessica "hey is this guy bothering you?"
PharaohBender27: HSCheers
JayAbber: "Forget!" "No."
SaxPython: Bigfoot?!?
beowuuf: :D
Spades_Slicc: @saucemaster5000 I was hoping
Punching_Bag: Chad the Vampire!
Sarah_Serinde: @saucemaster5000 gabyLul
PharaohBender27: He did what he had to do
Anaerin: Jessica "Moth" Chadwick
DarkMorford: LUL
CantWearHats: the moon's not going anywhere. probably.
accountmadeforants: The "Jedi mindtrick" of mind control, handwaving their minds and the morality of it all!
malsareus: Silas thinks he's morally conflicted about it when he's not in the moment
smolfoxbigears: oh I want to play woke chad as a ventrue now
beowuuf: the tremere, and this tremere in particular, did nothing wrong
Lysander_salamander: nice
Spades_Slicc: God's once and future band
illuviel: Good soundtrack choice
anyavamps: Rad music too? Its not my birthday today.
beowuuf: lol
DarkMorford: Goddammit Adam
NicoTheSly: Oliver going into teacher mode xD
James_the_Dabbler: "It's a recurring event"
smolfoxbigears: okay dad. sorry dad
TehAmelie: mind control is about dismissal, according to the best written telepath i've seen. not caring about the other person's agency or needs or anything
beowuuf: mommy jo and daddy oliver, the perfect family for this new vamp
Lusunati: *Angle Grinder Noises*
Invitare: A doe? A deer? A female deer?
zed_alpha: the malk unhinges his jaw and swallows the deer whole like a snake
Sarah_Serinde: Dad Oliver
Lusunati: it turns out this is a man on bathsalts
animated_fairy: Oliver has entered dad mode
CantWearHats: roll for Dad
beowuuf: look, oliver is a teacher, he's got this
saucemaster5000: Messy crit on dad roll...
James_the_Dabbler: Oliver should be good at this
NotCainNorAbel: Adam, the cool Dad of chat
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Jacob) [now] What's your Dad Roll?
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malsareus: Oliver is a substitute teacher, his dad roll is at least 10
Spades_Slicc: Use the Messy Crit
Drasvin: roll for Dad
TXC2: he IS a sub teacher
Anaerin: @beowuuf Oliver's a SUBSTITUTE Shop teacher. He probably don't got this.
smolfoxbigears: well from my experience as a social worker the dad roll is just dumb luck
Lusunati: Wait is this dude just... not a vampire?
illuviel: There are those who learn by teaching; this'll be good for Oliver's longterm vamp-adjustment & survival
beowuuf: @beowuuf don't hurt my boi like this :p
Anaerin: @Lusunati Thin-blooded.
mtvcdm: Look sometimes a mortal wants to just drink a deer
Sarah_Serinde: @beowuuf You have to deal with a lot of shit as a substitute sometimes though
GhostValv: :)
accountmadeforants: @Lusunati Vampires generally don't like animal blood, either way.
PharaohBender27: @beowuuf That or he absolutely has it because he knows the kind of guff substitute teachers always get
GreatWahooney: heck yeah chaos
beowuuf: @beowuuf ^
ArkhamArchivist: I get the feeling Adam will absolutely never take half
DarkMorford: @ArkhamArchivist I'm okay with this
beowuuf: LOL
Sarah_Serinde: Oh Oliver :D
illuviel: Oliver says this all in "eat your broccoli" mode
beowuuf: oliver never had to go back to animals after tasting living humans
smolfoxbigears: seems like it really is the wild west, just everyone embracing who ever they want?
JacobBurgessVO: ehehehehehe
accountmadeforants: Just roll the deer like a tube of toothpaste
beowuuf: sergeJustRight
CantWearHats: squeezing it like a capri sun
TheMerricat: @lusunati so in case people just repeating the word thin blood at you doesn't mean anything, each generation of vampires has less concentration of and my phone's not going to spell it correctly so I'm not even going to try vampire blood once it gets to a certain level weakness they're basically considered outcasts and act like this
Sarah_Serinde: accountmadeforants jlrrNo
zed_alpha: @illuviel "Young Cainite, if you don't finish your deer, you won't get any ice cream truck drivers."
Jogela: @Solid_Fuel Thanks for the sub!
Tandtroll_OG: Larping does get very dirty
Sarah_Serinde: @TheMerricat To be clear, though, we're still making assumptions. They haven't officially said this is a thin blood yet
LunarJade: Take your bets. Will the van survive Series 2?
Lusunati: @TheMerricat I know, but Bless you for explaining.
beowuuf: @smolfoxbigears interesting if this is either the same serial creator, or some sort of cult thing...
illuviel: @zed_alpha lol
Sarah_Serinde: LunarJade My money is on no
TXC2: LunarJade nope
zed_alpha: @LunarJade I bet the van doesn't survive episode 3
Sarah_Serinde: Oh no
DeM0nFiRe: Heh I like the idea of a dumb luck roll to retcon a detail like that
PharaohBender27: @LunarJade If they encounter werewolves again, absolutely not
Metric_Furlong: LunarJade I'm not convinced it's going to survive *session* 2
Lusunati: @TheMerricat just something i'd pull on my players. "Oh that's *not* a vampire"
TXC2: "why is this bathroom carpeted?"
Sarah_Serinde: Well that carpet is gonna go
mtvcdm: LARP gear.... and edibles
accountmadeforants: Stops the fake weapon clanging around
theymerLoviatar: You want to be able to sleep in the van
beowuuf: @TheMerricat vitae themerricat :)
zed_alpha: just covered in deer leavings now.
Fragged_Templar: transport larp gear, and F%^U
ArkhamArchivist: Jacob, no
theymerLoviatar: heheheh, shag carpet
mtvcdm: It's... matted, in places
mtvcdm: Very certain places
smolfoxbigears: @smolfoxbigears I think if it was the same either both or none of oliver and the new one should be thinbloods
corianderd: @mtvcdm no!
zed_alpha: open the door, close the door
Simonark: Wait , does the van come to life and then die?
beowuuf: @smolfoxbigears ah, very true!
Mathonwy: Ugh. Shag carpet in a van is always a bad sign....
MrMatternot: Bloodiest thing you have seen in...a while
TheMerricat: @beowuuf :D that getting that typed in depends on one me pronouncing it correctly into my phone hearing me correctly in three Google actually having that as an entry in its dictionary :p
saucemaster5000: Silas has No i deer what that was about
beowuuf: @TheMerricat lol :F
smolfoxbigears: well that must be a rollercoaster of aesthetic extremes for jessica
beowuuf: * :D
LunarJade: Not a good night for Silas
Lusunati: I'm also listening to Spellbound by Siouxsie and the Banshees and I'm enjoying this a lot actually.
mtvcdm: She was looking at the *moon* and now there's this bloody deer
beowuuf: @smolfoxbigears thought that's assuming thin blood not malkavian, and oliver just missed the clan imposition
accountmadeforants: Beautiful, like a bird feeding its chick
illuviel: Glitter crash whiplash from stolen light to stolen life
TehAmelie: like a scene in The Thin Red Line
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TXC2: what is the scene is posed like a renisance painting?
TXC2: *if
Jakelope13: Beauty takes many forms, like the wonderful arrangement of spaghetti code in a program. This is not like that :D
Tandtroll_OG: I bet Silas’ dad roll would go great
Sarah_Serinde: *can't* say, there's a difference :P
HavenDragon: are thin bloods automatically caitiff? if not, they could be a thinblood and malkavian
beowuuf: boy called sue then
Sarah_Serinde: Thanks Oliver
saucemaster5000: @TXC2 oliver holding up the deer like the guy holding the plate in da vinci's "last supper"
PharaohBender27: :D
smolfoxbigears: The call to the sherrif you really don't want to make
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
They_Are_Alyx: Thin-Blood and Cai-Tiff are two separate things
beowuuf: lrrWOW
Sarah_Serinde: Because *someone* won't turn the music down :D
TXC2: saucemaster5000 yes!
Spades_Slicc: Best game of Telephone
Sarah_Serinde: :D
SmithKurosaki: Uhhhhh
beowuuf: LMAO
mtvcdm: I call him Red
amative1: "My name is mine and you can't have it"
LunarJade: Thanks Jordan…
PabstBlueFalcon: Oh shit, is this a FAE?
CantWearHats: "my name is mine and you cannot have it"
Ham_techs: FAE!
smolfoxbigears: Ohh that really smells malkaevian now
beowuuf: jess-jess and less-jess
azureHaights: Your name is Ida Noh, if it worked for Abbot & Costello it'll work for you
zed_alpha: gonna call this guy Bambi
aeon_novachrono: uhhhhhhh not the fae
Spades_Slicc: Kimmie
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
SmithKurosaki: @PabstBlueFalcon This is also my concertn
accountmadeforants: Jessica and Yessica
MrMatternot: Cam is havin a gas
Lusunati: look out he's opening TV TRopes
Jakelope13: @HavenDragon Caitiff are Kindred who do not belong to a clan; thinbloods is (iirc) a pejorative used to describe people who are the furthest generation from the original vampire
Lusunati: Fateweaving is go
Lysander_salamander: :D
MTBoot: Su-jess-t.
SaxPython: Hi Margret
vellebastet: 🤣🤣 Love
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HavenDragon: @HavenDragon yeah i know
Sarah_Serinde: ChillTheEffOut *I* sure did :D
vancouverbynight: Hello Vamily!
Ham_techs: isnt this a dude?
theymerLoviatar: @Ham_techs we don't assume
Juliamon: Ham_techs And?
Mr_Whyt: a copy of a copy
WeatheredPeach: Aaah the vampire birds and the bees
Spades_Slicc: What's up with Jess-Jess?
Sarah_Serinde: I don't remember whether Jacob gendered them earlier
Lysander_salamander: :D
beowuuf: hi quinn, sorry. we're player characters so shit happens to us every scene it feels like...
Seabats: lmao
Sarah_Serinde: But Juliamon also raises a good point
smolfoxbigears: The way they seemed to struggle feeding it also seems like they were embraced very recently
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TXC2: when you think about it, why do names even have genders?
LunarJade: Lol
CantWearHats: oh no Adam that's a very large question
vellebastet: Oliver pls
Mathonwy: I love this.
TXC2: isn't Caine Vampire god ?
theymerLoviatar: and welcome to Vampire: the Dark Ages
beowuuf: @TXC2 how do you get new baby names if names don't have sex :p
kaziel0: Cain. >.>
saucemaster5000: Oliver doesn't stir a pot -- the pot is spinning and oliver is just holding the spoon
JqlGirl: who's your daddy?
theymerLoviatar: @TXC2 in vitro naming
axebird: who's on first
Fragged_Templar: ritual of the blood
smolfoxbigears: And now we get to delve into the depths of vampire metaphysics
They_Are_Alyx: @TXC2 Yes and no, depends on who you ask
Mathonwy: Ritual of the blood!
Mathonwy: LMAO
aeon_novachrono: welcome to vampire maury
mtvcdm: Oh, deer
TXC2: beowuuf names are made in blenders these days it seems :p
Lusunati: Caine as first vampire isn't really believed widely
beowuuf: OOOOOOH
Spades_Slicc: Gay me-liquid you say
Myrniss: I love when thin bloods start predicting stuff
vancouverbynight: Caine is hanging in LA driving a cab
Juliamon: This didn't go badly last series at all!
TXC2: 'cuase this went SOOOO well last time
TheMerricat: lol
beowuuf: look, we are surely 92% sure this isn't a werewolf, right?
unarmedoracle: you're right chat better never use my powers ever
smolfoxbigears: that loose mouth won't make them last a single night as a thinblood
beowuuf: and 100% sure cameron would make his frenzy check before adam messy critted it
ChillTheEffOut: nah, a werewolf wouldn't had drank the blood
Sarah_Serinde: Look this time it probably isn't an angry angry werewolf
Spades_Slicc: Now we find out they're gen 2
Mathonwy: Yay!!!
saucemaster5000: lickability scale eh?
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amative1: Doesn't know his name, but knows Silas is a blood wizard... hmm...
TehAmelie: Oliver is now writing a note in his head much like that meme with the teacher's note about a girl calling someone a "Hanzo main"
MTBoot: hmm...the missing prince? that'd be neat
mtvcdm: We're here to get in trouble, otherwise what fun are we having
zed_alpha: @unarmedoracle You play intimidatingly frustrated characters *very* well. This is solid gold.
Ignatiuspants: the last time Silas did this, there was almost a frenzy
LunarJade: I don’t know. Silas tasting some lupine blood was very fun for the game
ChillTheEffOut: and last time Silas tasted Werewof blood, he needed to make a frenzy check. That's not happening now
jumping_point: As someone who has noe knowledge of the system: How does he know?
MrMatternot: Gonna be weaksauce
Sarah_Serinde: @LunarJade This is also very true
mtvcdm: (if Adam calls messy crit here)
zed_alpha: @mtvcdm oh god, messy crit, Silas diablerizes Marge, but *definitely* knows who sired them!
CantWearHats: hot damn
unarmedoracle: but I always drink my ... Malk?
mtvcdm: Or no need
beowuuf: lrrWOW seabatClap
zed_alpha: pfft.
Tandtroll_OG: Licking a blood drenched hobo is not on my bucket list
smolfoxbigears: So they either know silas or have a way of "sensing" clans? Or another point for malk, just knowing it
Sarah_Serinde: unarmedoracle lrrWOW
NotCainNorAbel: unarmeClick
ArkhamArchivist: Choccy Malk
CantWearHats: "Got Malk?"
illuviel: snrk
MrMatternot: Cam...that was...solid
beowuuf: solid simpsons reference
LunarJade: @unarmedoracle Lol
vellebastet: 😄 🤣
Spades_Slicc: @Tandtroll_OG but it could be
TXC2: unarmedoracle gotta get that vitamin R
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs PogChamp lunarj1Fangs
zed_alpha: unarmeHeart unarmeHeart unarmeHeart unarmeHeart unarmeHeart unarmeHeart
saucemaster5000: Holy shit Silas has an amazing palette
ChillTheEffOut: Yahtzee!
corianderd: this is why silas has brittle bones
PharaohBender27: @unarmedoracle escher3PUN
azureHaights: "this blood is sanguine" I mean, most blood is, by definition? lrrBEEJ
kaziel0: Thinblood ahoy!
Sarah_Serinde: Because of course he has :D
JacobBurgessVO: @unarmedoracle Nicely done my man
beowuuf: who do nothing wrong when doing it
theymerLoviatar: @azureHaights "this blood is bilious" would have me very concerned
PabstBlueFalcon: Okay so not a Fae, maybe a Malk?
CraigOxbrow: Malk is a brand of almond and oat milk. I've always been too scared to drink it.
TehAmelie: choleric blood is the worst
Anaerin: Malk is a brand of almond and oat milk. Also Malkavian is a clan.
MrMatternot: Almond milk is kinda a waste of water. Peamilk is superior for environmental impact.
beowuuf: oh, vamp killed because they were burgled? then regretted so gave them blood? oh no
iris_of_ether: oh no
theymerLoviatar: @MrMatternot you can guess how I misread peamilk
erloas: I've seen Malk, I'm not sure if it would be better or worse if they never knew the Simpson's reference to Malk when they chose the name
Piratical_tendancies: ooooh tinctures
mtvcdm: This sounds loosely like: sire botched a robbery, drained the victim and turned them in the process and then just took off.
PharaohBender27: O_o
Lysander_salamander: funky
Metric_Furlong: sounds normal
JqlGirl: @mtvcdm i think the thinblood was the thief
mtvcdm: Also possible
corianderd: Teeeeeeeeee BUCK
beowuuf: @mtvcdm the bit about secrets must be kept made me think it was the other way around? vamp being burgled? could be wrong
EkstraLangeDruer: Who's in the garage!?
Sarah_Serinde: They've had a big night
smolfoxbigears: @beowuuf which in return implies, that there is a malk living on the island thats not cam, or has very big problems now
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
SaxPython: T$
Jakelope13: Most importantly, Who was garage?
smolfoxbigears: @Jakelope13 and then we get into the big .. Why is garage?
TXC2: tsk tsk, no one asking how is garage Kappa
saucemaster5000: "so.... denny's?"
Spades_Slicc: When is garage
Jakelope13: @smolfoxbigears And, finally, /how/ is garage?
beowuuf: @beowuuf yeah, and the group are damning this poor vamp if they tell quinn, assuming the vampire is still around
MrMatternot: A kindred asks, so what are ya doin with alllll that blood?
CantWearHats: one time no whammies
Spades_Slicc: Messy crit
beowuuf: @CantWearHats i assume adam whammy?
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
Ham_techs: adams crit
CantWearHats: welp
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zed_alpha: we all start chanting messy crit like wrestling fans
beowuuf: messy crit! messy crit! turn that frown upside down :p
SaxPython: PogChamp
smolfoxbigears: @beowuuf and dooming the thinblood - isn't cam protocol to just murder both?
saucemaster5000: He said the thing!
iris_of_ether: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatSKYLADY
mtvcdm: I was JUST ABOUT TO WRITE sidewalk slam
DarkMorford: LUL
vellebastet: foxmarWELP
beowuuf: @beowuuf pretty much. the hatred when he called them a lick was... oof
MrMatternot: Caitiff > Thinblood
malsareus: the obvious solution is more dice
mtvcdm: Ahhhhhhh
beowuuf: messy crit! messy crit!
Jakelope13: I presume Adam is waiting for a moment to introduce Pure Chaos
Spades_Slicc: If you have time for Shab you have time for Crab
Ham_techs: crit crit crit
aeon_novachrono: the tremere compulsion again reminds me that they used to be hermetics
illuviel: "This is certainly not up to spec"
beowuuf: can't get mad, jessica on the line :p
Tandtroll_OG: Well letting this creature run amok is not good for vamps or humans
MrMatternot: End on a messy crit. Make it the last roll of the sesh.
azureHaights: "I don't mind that you're naughty, Jack, I hate that you're sloppy" -- Hannibal Lecter
TXC2: Crits are for closers chat
saucemaster5000: Good sir this appears to be shabby crab (wipes monicle with silk kerchief)
Ham_techs: Always Be Critting
beowuuf: LOL
beowuuf: quinn needed many calming breathes
PharaohBender27: :D
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
beowuuf: lol
corianderd: so rude
MTBoot: Correction: There are TWO contacts, one is Empty (BIG OLIVER)
MrMatternot: Such a catty girl, Jess Jess.
amative1: She's Driving
Jakelope13: Ouch!
saucemaster5000: HA!
LunarJade: @corianderd you gave it to me
SaxPython: NotLikeThis lunarj1Fangs NotLikeThis
beowuuf: nice protocol
illuviel: "missing some teeth"
PhoenixMelior: good job jessica
smolfoxbigears: phonecalls under the masquarade are just the worst game of tabu
beowuuf: to the daaaaanger zone
WeatheredPeach: oh no not the highway again
saucemaster5000: looking for adventure, or whatever comes their waaay....
iris_of_ether: Hahahaha
zed_alpha: XD
TotallyNotaBeholder: The Whole.... Foods.
vellebastet: OMFG
vellebastet: 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
SmithKurosaki: #sponsored?
PhoenixMelior: The Whole Foods etchyLmao
Ham_techs: Whole Paycheck
corianderd: im sorry im sorry im trying to delete it
MrMatternot: Got sent?
Sarah_Serinde: :D
beowuuf: wow, in irl messy crit, you hate to see it cori :p
Jakelope13: "On the highway" *insert 'Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?' meme*
TXC2: what do you mean sent?
Random_Factor_: Not rules lawyers, TIMELINE lawyers.
ArkhamArchivist: Quinn saying Whole Foods is ridiculously funny for some reason
beowuuf: LMAO
zed_alpha: God, in that voice, @ArkhamArchivist
LunarJade: Uh huh
saucemaster5000: Howling in my kitchen
amative1: messy crit?
nuclearstulle: uhhh
Spades_Slicc: Messy crit yourself Adam
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
TotallyNotaBeholder: Messy Crit time!
GreatWahooney: messy crit please! <3
mtvcdm: Messy crit!
beowuuf: "hey, batman, speak"
Ham_techs: CRIT!
hyralt: messy crit!
DeM0nFiRe: omg inb4 messy crit adam gets the phone and crushes it
CantWearHats: give Jessica the messy crit now you coward
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
beowuuf: LMAO
PharaohBender27: FBtouchdown
Jakelope13: And they rip the flip phone in half?
JayAbber: yay!
Sarah_Serinde: Heather :D
smolfoxbigears: @CantWearHats well, no need
beowuuf: adam just does not need to use this messy crit
zed_alpha: rip off Oliver's hand
CantWearHats: well then!
SmithKurosaki: F
LunarJade: Look I don’t need help to make a messy crit
MTBoot: she rolled it natty!
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PhoenixMelior: messy crit ANYWAY!
Ham_techs: ABC
aeon_novachrono: ayyyyyy
vellebastet: 🍿
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
TotallyNotaBeholder: And this is when Oliver lost his arm
saucemaster5000: Phone looking like a moon....
malsareus: oh this is going great
MicroManagingMusician: oh dear god
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART Mere
beowuuf: jessica could just staaaaaare at the beautiful phone and not give it back :p
vellebastet: LOVELY
SaxPython: Moon 2: Electric Boogaloo
malsareus: Maybe today will break the previosu messy crit record
TheMerricat: and the phone flies out the van window never to be seen again...
amative1: It's a VERY pretty phone
aeon_novachrono: lrrHEART_BW lrrHEART_BW lrrHEART_BW
smolfoxbigears: hey quinn.. yea we need another van... yea we did it again
Tandtroll_OG: Maybe the tune is just too damn catchy
bwk789: how many successes total omparred to Oli's 0?
s4mwise_ow: Messy Crits in Van count is now 5
Sarah_Serinde: @TheMerricat That doesn't sound like a success
mtvcdm: Phone out the window
AveryCorvus: I would have him break his hand in the struggle over the phone, but I'm mean
Random_Factor_: This group's vans may be the most dangerous place, given all the messy crits they do inside of their vans.
beowuuf: i think avoiding speaking to quinn again is a success :p
WeatheredPeach: Maybe it's just the vans being cursed, not the group :thinking:
ArkhamArchivist: Short answer yes with an if, long answer no with a but
Sarah_Serinde: Okay if it's "keep-away" I take it back, throwing it out sounds like a success :D
saucemaster5000: throws out window, policeman catches it and answers it, confused
PharaohBender27: Oh no, a tie!
beowuuf: jacob voted rather than jaxob :p
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
LunarJade: No one is going to give me their phones ever again
mtvcdm: I mean, they don't have to, you just have them forever now
Punching_Bag: phones are a precious commodity in the world of darkness
saucemaster5000: Or they're afraid NOT to give you their phones.....
PharaohBender27: :D
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
LunarJade: Quinn did say please so of course I handed off the phone
vellebastet: lmao
PhoenixMelior: lmao
illuviel: lol
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Heart lunarj1Fangs
beowuuf: LOL
NotCainNorAbel: OLIVER!
Piratical_tendancies: Oliver yes
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Heart lunarj1Fangs
CantWearHats: it's a good thing Vampires don't have blood pressure
beowuuf: quinn is gunna run off the road at this rate
Sarah_Serinde: Oh Oliver :D
PharaohBender27: OLIVER
mtvcdm: I love this show so much
Jakelope13: Oliver, with the Wrong Details!
HalcyonPrime9: Oliver no
Sarah_Serinde: I mean it's mostly right
beowuuf: oliver no
Sarah_Serinde: Silas nearby listening :D
Ham_techs: him, mardge. love it.
PhoenixMelior: Silas hearing Oliver: etchySweat
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
LunarJade: Lol
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
TXC2: "I wasn't listing" the most Oilver thing Oilver has said
kaziel0: "You have this thing with you?"
PhoenixMelior: "You have Marge with you?"
beowuuf: once an encounter, you gain a van point
TheMerricat: @txc2 Even if it wasn't the most Oliver thing it was the most Adam as Oliver thing
MTBoot: I love that Oliver is *trying* so sincerely.
zed_alpha: Quinn "I Don't Get Paid Enough For This Shit" Jackson
PhoenixMelior: Thanks for playing along, Quinn.
illuviel: inconspicuous...
WeatheredPeach: Being inconspicuous in the VILARP van
vellebastet: Jacob's voice acting makes this 10x funnier
TXC2: TheMerricat exactly
mtvcdm: Poor Quinn
saucemaster5000: "Try and be inconspicuous" was Quinn's biggest mistake that year...
PharaohBender27: Quinn's all right, "Stinks that I can't even look forward to retiring . . ."
MTBoot: "I wasn't listening. I'm being honest, here."
LunarJade: Yeah the van really should get it’s own experience points
saucemaster5000: Maybe if the van survives a session it will
zed_alpha: @LunarJade the van might as well be a second Haven for everyone
beowuuf: it is a world of darkness
iris_of_ether: This, internals covered in blood, in a Whole Foods parking lot. Delightful.
Punching_Bag: Oliver reminds me of the guard at Lacroix building in Vampire Bloodlines, except he is a vampire now
NicoTheSly: Quinn needs some holidays
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
malsareus: I hope the van gets some sweet skills
Sarah_Serinde: Oh Michaels has decent hours too
beowuuf: no motorcycles? :p
amative1: inb4 the Michael's didn't open until 2018 or something =D
Tandtroll_OG: Quinn is too old for this shit
malsareus: maybe Van will lever acrobatics
kaziel0: @NicoTheSly Speaking as someone who's salaried in a situation kinda like Quinn, you don't really get holidays. *sighs*
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MTBoot: I'm so intrigued.
Jogela: Oliver is the enabler of this entire operation. God it is going to be fun to see what happens when he is pushed across boundaries
Jakelope13: Quinn is going to Have a Discussion with whoever decided to turn Oliver. A very, very, very long discussion.... involving pain, a bit of catharsis, and followed by a very deep tanning session.
zed_alpha: bestial success, draws the garage so hard it dents the hood of the van
illuviel: Draftsman's skills coming in handy
corianderd: @zed_alpha you leave my van out of this!
LunarJade: Remember every dice roll is an opportunity for a messy crit or a best failure!
Ham_techs: Sailas is gonna talk BUS about Jessica's art at some point.
Sarah_Serinde: @LunarJade I enjoy "best failure"
illuviel: bestial failure does = best failure!
beowuuf: mess-mess and best-best
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
TXC2: "best failure" sounds like a good name for a biography
malsareus: Must protecc Marge
Ham_techs: Jo-Jo & Jess-Jess
TuringsGhost: Silas poking them with a stick
illuviel: Pat 'em down for a wallet?
smolfoxbigears: Did Jacob mention what "kind" of camerilla he likes to run in his world? Like how harsh is the reaction the characters expect from quinn to this whole situation
malsareus: Are his teeth in his pocket
illuviel: @malsareus lol
PhoenixMelior: But Oliver knows nothing!
Sarah_Serinde: @smolfoxbigears I don't *think* we know how they treat thin bloods on the island
Sarah_Serinde: in general there's a bit more freedom here because it's new and everyone is trying to establish a foothold
churn16: So enjoying this second series. Terrific commitment and artistry and I am not your average purveyor. Well done.
beowuuf: @smolfoxbigears given its the wild west the technology thing is already being bent a little. so really it depends what sort of person quinn really is. I think we'll find out next scene
zed_alpha: @malsareus not just his teeth, *so many teeth.* Just a ziploc bag full of teeth.
Sarah_Serinde: Like Quinn giving Oliver and Jo phones, for example
Ham_techs: There shouldn't be thinbloods here.
accountmadeforants: Is their sire a cat?
Lysander_salamander: Gotta pocket full of rats... SingsNote
bwk789: Big poggers
Ham_techs: and this ones a malk, so we have multiple mascarade breaches.
malsareus: @zed_alpha And Oliver hands the bag to Quinn saying "he had this"
beowuuf: move out to the island, gunna eat a lotta ratties
MrMatternot: Based on the scream everyone heard, I guess that was their first run on a human.
Tandtroll_OG: I got 99 problems and rats are most of them
illuviel: They used to be vegan, betcha
SmashTCG: jnco jeans
zed_alpha: @malsareus weirdly they had this on them when they were human
malsareus: Oliver found something to save money on
PhoenixMelior: this person used to drink kombucha like it was water
leondebowa: how long have i missed?
Sarah_Serinde: !uptime
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smolfoxbigears: @Sarah_Serinde makes sense. Was thinking about it, because this whole scene gets a very different flavor if at least 2 of the characters are knowingly delivering marge to their certain death
beowuuf: @leondebowa hour of game time, hour 20 of stream
Ham_techs: !updog
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illuviel: *Macrobiotic* &/or raw vegan
Drasvin: Shoes would be important to prevent their feet from becoming hamburger
MrMatternot: @leondebowa They interrogated the lick and are waiting for Quinn
leondebowa: dang, guess ill catch the vod od the start
Sarah_Serinde: @Sarah_Serinde Yeah Jacob has definitely talked about the general attitude towards them, but not specifically on the island as far as I can remember
Ham_techs: crit
DarkMorford: Nice
zed_alpha: Aw, perfect cliffhanger
DeM0nFiRe: LUL good editing
malsareus: Gasp
Sarah_Serinde: Nice timing Jacob :D
TXC2: !break
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e_bloc: nice
beowuuf: LOL he got us again
Ham_techs: DIRTY
vellebastet: rude!
Anaerin: Nice cliffhanger.
JayAbber: Damn, cliffhanger
Drasvin: Time to cycle fluids
MTBoot: NO
jumping_point: Wow. :D
Sarah_Serinde: Hi Heather lunarj1Heart
EkstraLangeDruer: HA
zed_alpha: Amazing editing job!
Lysander_salamander: woot break
aeon_novachrono: ahhhh
saucemaster5000: nice transition
Mollylele: thanks Heather
GreatWahooney: heckin cliffhanger, damn
Tandtroll_OG: Nooo
MrMatternot: Thank you for the break.
CantWearHats: bamboozled!
TehAmelie: *liquefies snacks*
Jogela: Darn fang-hangers
TheMerricat: either or but not both chat you heard Heather!
amative1: But aren't fluids = snacks?
nuclearstulle: hell yeah fluids and snacks
Ignatiuspants: something with fluids!
A_Dub888 grabs fluids and does something with snacks
TXC2: me, I'm gonna go walk a dog
Leonhart321: Currently making dinner so that works out for me
HalcyonPrime9: fluid snacks
Mollylele gets transfixed by the moon 🌝
ValtheDrake: well, this is fascinating but I need to be up for work in 5 hours so I'll catch the vod
Tandtroll_OG: Cycle snacks
Punching_Bag: Fluids out, fluids in, snacks on!
sheqesi: Cycle the fluids!
saucemaster5000: I think this lazy sunday is a nacho day
DarkMorford goes to grab some strawberries
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming LRR
beowuuf: finish this tlj song
CantWearHats: instructions unclear now my snacks are wet
beowuuf: night txc2!
jumping_point: Good walkies then, @TXC2 !
TotallyNotaBeholder: Take care TXC2
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NicoTheSly: "Cycle fluids" - proceeds to read blood
Leonhart321: Cycle the snacks, out the fluids, inhale the other things
Sarah_Serinde: Night TXC2!
jumping_point: Adn good night!
Tandtroll_OG: I want snacks but my cat is asleep on my lap =(
illuviel: bio break and craft supplies restock
PharaohBender27: Convenient timing for me having finished cooking faux sausage! :D (I heard everything though via wireless headphones)
theymerLoviatar: @PharaohBender27 Fauxsage?
beowuuf: @Tandtroll_OG oh well, guess you'll starve then :p
smolfoxbigears: I really need to get into vampire again...
beowuuf: ooh, the ppr!
Tandtroll_OG: Nod
Anaerin: @PharaohBender27 I'm thinking Vegetarian, "Beyond Meat", that kind of thing.
niccus: vampire should have judge calls
PharaohBender27: @PharaohBender27 Yeah, tofurky beer brats
nuclearstulle: is the judge account still around for this stream? :D
DarkMorford: Just don't give them to Oliver
theymerLoviatar: This series is the first real play series I've ever gotten into, it makes me very hype for what will be my first Vampire larp
CantWearHats: lrrJUDGECALL
saucemaster5000: @PharaohBender27 ooh I've had those before! Pretty good!
Metric_Furlong: PharaohBender27 ah, soysauges
beowuuf: lrrJUDGECALL
zed_alpha: this series is filling me with so many ideas for a Vampire chronicle I want to run. Must resist the urge to rip this campaign off wholesale.
mtvcdm: While on break, I am going to drain a cow.... also known as making myself a steak
beowuuf: @theymerLoviatar cool :)
TehAmelie: hmm are there vampire scientists trying to create artificial blood?
CantWearHats: must...resist...developing vampire campaign...
ArkhamArchivist: Why resist?
zed_alpha: @theymerLoviatar ooh cool! I only LARP'd once! Hope you have fun with it. What kinda character are you making?
saucemaster5000: why resist? Give in to the hunger
gnyrinn: @nuclearstulle "That's not how Rabit Bite works at all!"
jdr_42: Give in!
Sarah_Serinde: CantWearHats Roll willpower :P
CantWearHats: look I can't run two campaigns at once, I've tried :P
smolfoxbigears: @CantWearHats ..... I just dug out the books. I don't have time for this...
beowuuf: trying to recall if thin bloods can also make other vampires- there are 15th generation as well as 14th generation thin bloods, right? so this could have been a thin blood doing their alchemy stuff to get disciplines.
theymerLoviatar: @zed_alpha it's actually a Renaissance VtM larp with mostly canon characters! I'm playing Marelle
SmithKurosaki: I actively want to try Vampire, because of this series, but all of my previous attempts to get into RP haven't lasted
zed_alpha: @CantWearHats only works for me if they're wildly different genres.
Wiliart: But has been planted in chair.
saucemaster5000: stand on head
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhYAS lunarj1Heart
beowuuf: wb! sergeHi
GreatWahooney: hey is that the jackbox tune
A_Dub888 sits crosslegged in chair
zed_alpha: @theymerLoviatar ooh, sounds cool. Have fun!
SaxPython: CoolCat CoolCat CoolCat
Metric_Furlong: beowuuf as per bloodlines, they can, but that game came out in 2004 so may not be accurate anymore
beowuuf: i have cori meowing along to the diamond song
vellebastet: Cori 😄
WeatheredPeach: I'm gonna lie down in bed and watch this just to be a rebel D:<
jdr_42: InuyoFace
theymerLoviatar: @zed_alpha I will! Marelle is a Tzimisce who is so evil and messed up even other Tzimisce don't like her, it's going to be great
beowuuf: @Metric_Furlong been a while since i read the v5 book so can't recall, and it's waaaay over in my other room
LunarJade: Ooo lying down and watching is a very good choice
C_DOS_KEZ: oh hey i get to catch a session live :D hoi all
corianderd: o/
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @C_DOS_KEZ !
flouncy_magooo: I choose to believe that Jacob's shirt just says 'Big'
beowuuf: sergeHi
Sarah_Serinde: C_DOS_KEZ Welcome@
CantWearHats: 5 is right out
zed_alpha: @theymerLoviatar y'know, the Tzimisce really interest me, but I've never seen them played as anything other than Jigsaw, but as a vampire.
DarkMorford: 1... 2... 5!
lirazel64: Just noticed. Lovely new Wyrmwood GM screen. Are they sponsors again?
theymerLoviatar: @zed_alpha the Renaissance and earlier Tzimisce are very interesting
wouter215: Was that a Monthy Python reference?
Sarah_Serinde: The screen isn't new, they've had it for a few years
corianderd: @lirazel64 nope
amative1: @wouter215 yes
TehAmelie: i could see a tzimisce doing body modding in a very positive way
lirazel64: TY.
roastbeefsandwitch: @wouter215 Would you expect any less?
Anaerin: @lirazel64 I don't believe that is a Wymwood GM screen, they've had it a lot longer than Wymwood have been doing GM screens.
zed_alpha: @theymerLoviatar always wanted to see someone really play the transhumanist angle, but in person they've always just been like....peak 'welcome to my twisted sociopathic mind bwahahaha' edgelord. You seem like you've got an awesome idea for how to play them, though, that's cool.
smolfoxbigears: @zed_alpha I had a really interesting player who "tried" to treat severely wounded humans
corianderd: @Anaerin it *is* a wyrmwood screen
zed_alpha: @TehAmelie same! So many cool ideas!
They_Are_Alyx: @TehAmelie As a genderfluid person, the Tzimisce are a huge gender vibe
beowuuf: gunshot is like being punched to a vampire
zed_alpha: @smolfoxbigears ooh, that's awesome
theymerLoviatar: I'm absolutely playing Marelle as Renaissance genderless
Metric_Furlong: zed_alpha Edgelord is pretty accurate descripting to most self-described 'transhumanists' I've met, to be fair Kappa
mtvcdm: Get shot. 'Ow I stubbed my toe'
zed_alpha: niiiiice
smolfoxbigears: @zed_alpha it was amazingly horrible
Anaerin: @corianderd Oh! Neat! Not their current design, though, right?
DEATHlikescats: it's a pointy painful feeling, but I used to run on gravel barefoot as a kid
SaxPython: "We"
smolfoxbigears: @zed_alpha as in it was amazing how gruesome it was
DarkMorford: LUL
saucemaster5000: drive em like you stole em
amative1: I mean, you're already dead
MTBoot: I love Oliver enough for both of us, Adam
corianderd: @Anaerin dunno. we got it along with a dice tower that also uses magnets to go together
beowuuf: i love only one thing has been cubed, and it was something funny. even the firestorm power was half-cubed for now
PhoenixMelior: I love them all
zed_alpha: oh yeah, I for one love splatterhouse/grindhouse high camp horror in my VtM, personally, @smolfoxbigears
mtvcdm: We're here to have fun. The characters are vehicles to have a good time.
Drasvin: Jacob wouldn't say that, but he's certainly thinking it
eric_christian_berg: People who protect their characters make for really dull games.
Leonhart321: He WOULDN'T say it?
Sarah_Serinde: They're just...not extremely protective of their characters
PhoenixMelior: sparkleHmm
LunarJade: @sarah_serinde we are willing to let our characters learn from their own mistakes
beowuuf: lol, technically tryue
Leonhart321: It's playing the character as a character and not as if you playing them as you would play them
smolfoxbigears: @zed_alpha I've gone through truely horrible topics and scenes while having an amazing time while running vampire ^^
beowuuf: LOL
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul tiltyhYAS
MTBoot: Quinn *consistently* breathes when on the phone with Oliver
DEATHlikescats: Olivier having a crisis
beowuuf: @LunarJade even if it's very briefly? :p
accountmadeforants: *clown car noises*
Jakelope13: Is it a moped?
zed_alpha: calling it now, ice cream truck
CantWearHats: it's a bicycle?
beowuuf: big truck!
corianderd: awooooga
Random_Factor_: Mac truck the size of mars?
saucemaster5000: oliver is the only exercise that makes a vampire take a deep breath
CantWearHats: ah
ladylinzington: hotdog van
PharaohBender27: Oh shit Quinn's pulling up stakes
LunarJade: I think Tripothy might do an ice cream truck if some kind
MTBoot: Is it a blook mobile?
zed_alpha: carheart suit?
Sarah_Serinde: Yeahhh I'm sure this bodes well
Sarah_Serinde: Very well for everyone
illuviel: second date!
ladylinzington: oh dear
Sarah_Serinde: Especially our new friend
PhoenixMelior: A what now?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Jakelope13: Ah, a Cleaning Crew
ladylinzington: bet there's a loooot of plastic in the back....
beowuuf: nobody cubed an oscar myer weiner van chase, right?
SaxPython: body shop
zed_alpha: Ah yes! The splash zone.
Tandtroll_OG: Oh my
corianderd: @zed_alpha Carhartt
roastbeefsandwitch: In the Choice of Games: Parliment of Knives game, the Sherriff specifically drives an rather older model Volvo. It helps to avoid attention (also, cheaper maintenance). Don't need an expensive car sometimes.
PhoenixMelior: Oh marge gonna final die, i see.
DEATHlikescats: remediators
mtvcdm: !quote 7525
LRRbot: Quote #7525: "I live with my mistakes, and mistakes shall be made!" —Heather [2021-03-10]
zed_alpha: @corianderd thank you! gonna look that up now
TheMerricat: Carhartt suit chat, think rich people's Dickies
Juliamon: And now we know how this is going.
PhoenixMelior: Good job Jo
illuviel: Good night, Marge
beowuuf: LMAO
Sarah_Serinde: Good question!
LunarJade: That’s a good quote past me
vellebastet: LMAO
Twilight_Spark: Finally got Quin!
MTBoot: ah, it's a Dexter van
Sarah_Serinde: LunarJade I agree!
zed_alpha: oh okay, so like an expensive jumpsuit
Ham_techs: Give the crit to quinn!!!
beowuuf: LOL
MTBoot: Wow, this really shook him.
TehAmelie: "cargo van" was the term they used which seems to mean "easy to clean"
beowuuf: 4.5 sessions to break quinn, good record
FarleyF: Quinn is considering retirement
illuviel: @zed_alpha Heavy canvas workman's coveralls, yes
MTBoot: Oh.
Random_Factor_: Quin.exe has encountered an exception, please restart your Quin.
zed_alpha: @illuviel got it, thanks!
MTBoot: Moderate to low.
beowuuf: i think we're answering what sort of cammy quinn is
saucemaster5000: quinn is staring at his die pool for dumb luck
smolfoxbigears: @saucemaster5000 and its nooot big enough
illuviel: ".... and you attempted to save this mortal...? ... why?..."
zed_alpha: god, the facial acting here is amazing
roastbeefsandwitch: @zed_alpha :)
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: That was a superb expression
Karfsma778: "Felt liek a dead body would raise more questions"
beowuuf: jacob is just killing this.... just like quinn would like to do, in fact :p
MTBoot: To be fair, only Jo would know better, really, and she was chasing MArge
LunarJade: Jordan did attempt to save them first
mtvcdm: It would have been fine to save this person... if it weren't a Masquerade risk
corianderd: hashtag HumansArePeople
PhoenixMelior: But are people food
saucemaster5000: I just realized I've been picturing Quinn as Bubbles the social worker from "Lilo and Stitch"
JqlGirl: #notpraguenotanymore
beowuuf: @MTBoot silas knew but was having to deal with jessica being stubborn, so was a good boi :p
Sarah_Serinde: Aw Jo :D
zed_alpha: @saucemaster5000 oh wow, same, now
MTBoot: to be fair, the boxcutter makes it better plausible deniability
DEATHlikescats: I love this sorta
smolfoxbigears: @saucemaster5000 well, with more murder i guess
zed_alpha: what was it that Chainz said in season 1? "Everyone's people, some people are also snacks"?
DEATHlikescats: dressing down
Ignatiuspants: the mortals are just going to blame it on bath salts or something, I'm sure
LunarJade: I don’t think that person is going to know they were attacked by anything but a weirdo with a knife
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah probably
beowuuf: imagine if jacob ran this game again for another group who are quinn and his acolytes :p and they have to deal with this group of npcs while trying to do the main story :D
FarleyF: In Quinn’s mind there are 4 bloody corpses where the gang used to be
MTBoot: Jessica you are just a stone-cold bitch and I love it.
DarkMorford: LUL
MTBoot: "It's Jordan's fault, and she's an ADULT."
DEATHlikescats: homelessness and drugs and lack of mental health services available will be blamed
Sarah_Serinde: That "yes" :D
DEATHlikescats: as they always are
beowuuf: quinn could have them all killed, of course...
Random_Factor_: Quin's Cleanup Crew sounds like a legit VotM game.
Terr0rc0tta: “A messy feeding endangers is all”
smolfoxbigears: @Random_Factor_ several tbh
DarkMorford: @Random_Factor_ Viscera Cleanup Detail mod? :D
beowuuf: no, wait, not jessica... probably not jordan due to knives... not cameron due to tremere... nm, :p
DEATHlikescats: Quinn be SQUIRMING
DEATHlikescats: sorry Jordan
DEATHlikescats: Quinn is causing the squirm
Sarah_Serinde: Jo you're a mom, surely you recognized the song :D
Jakelope13: Jordan seems to understand that Quinn is very, very concerned how this story is going to be presented to him and, thus, the Camarilla
Random_Factor_: Mission One: "So Oliver did it again..."
mtvcdm: So, the stance: it was a potential Masquerade violation.... could have been a much worse one.
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
MTBoot: He's trying
Ham_techs: Oli isnt thin but he is a lick.
SaxPython: Big Ollue FBtouchdown
corianderd: i think we're gonna make it out of this conversation fine
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
MTBoot: Silas actually making SENSE.
LunarJade: Turns out this campaign is only 2 sessions long…
PharaohBender27: tqsClap Sila
beowuuf: oooh, silas got five dots in Spine
PharaohBender27: *Silas
CantWearHats: go off Silas!
iris_of_ether: Goddamn
LunarJade: :p
roastbeefsandwitch: oooh those eyebrows
saucemaster5000: Hell yeah pop off queen
Sarah_Serinde: Good work Silas
GhostValv: seabatApp
DEATHlikescats: Silas is doing a reframing!
jumping_point: Ohhhh!
ChillTheEffOut: ohhhh snap!
zed_alpha: got friggin goosebumps from this scene
vellebastet: Silas seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
DarkMorford: Daaaaaamn, Silas
Piratical_tendancies: yes Silas
SaxPython: Get 'em Silas
DEATHlikescats: smart to remind that
tru_boredom: holy shit yasss cam
Leonhart321: He's got him there, the old boy's speechless
Mr_Whyt: i bet that hurt Quinn
TehAmelie: Silas the spin doc
Solid_Fuel: Go get 'em silas!
amative1: Quinn HATES that they're right
smolfoxbigears: Damn Silas, thats gonna be some aggrevated damage for that burn
ChillTheEffOut: drop the mic, Cam!
illuviel: word
beowuuf: (messy crit, messy crit)
kaziel0: Cam's face!
MTBoot: He is a GOOD BOI
FarleyF: Go Silas Go
Sarah_Serinde: Oh Oliver :D
PhoenixMelior: Quinn is stuck
HavenDragon: heck yeah Silas
Jakelope13: Ten points to Silas!
SaxPython: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
Fragged_Templar: lrrCAMERON doing Cain's work
vellebastet: Get his aaaaaass
beowuuf: LOL quinn physically hurt to say yes to oliver
LunchB0x_13: Let’s go Silas!!!!
Random_Factor_: Silas just dropping logic bombs on Quin until they have air support again.
vellebastet: unarmeHeart
Ham_techs: Quinn dosen't like heros.
sprawler13: PJSalt
DEATHlikescats: we love a good boy that stands up for his and his groups ideas and choices
JqlGirl: the tower?
smolfoxbigears: ohh they are the cleanup crew
Random_Factor_: Oh no, they ARE Quin's Cleanup Crew.
Jakelope13: huh
PhoenixMelior: Did quinn just say “we” and “the tower” in the same group? That feels like risky business
They_Are_Alyx: The Tower is another name for The Camarilla
CouldntPickAUsername: Quinn in response to them defending their actions:
Random_Factor_: Watch Oliver ask about if he can become a bat still.
zed_alpha: Did the coterie just get dragooned into being the sheriff's enforcers.
Sarah_Serinde: Tactical invocation of the "sheriff" title :D
SaxPython: Jaxob gonna Jaxob
beowuuf: @PhoenixMelior they are all supposed to be good cammies... or at least two are, and two are supposed to be getting inducted in to the fold
Leonhart321: Oh god
GhostValv: :)
saucemaster5000: More like V-tubers
Jakelope13: Oliver, you are an adorable individual
A_Dub888: "We're building a house over the Island?" - Oliver probably
MTBoot: To be fair, he did need to *know* about this, but...hopefully when it's more solved and ended.
Leonhart321: The next Mr Beast video: I locked 4 vampires in a blood bank and the last one to feed wins $100000
Anaerin: It's an Acreage!
aiamethyst: like a homeowner's association
DEATHlikescats: it's more like playing Civilization
beowuuf: the line has been drawn here! this far, no further!
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Sarah_Serinde: That pained Quinn to say :D
Random_Factor_: If Quin didn't have some limitation on ghouls, maybe he'd just ghoul the island. And then enjoy it being stable and peaceful.
Ham_techs: We dont have the boons for this.
beowuuf: (messy crit messy crit)
mtvcdm: Despite your directions
frnknstn: @aiamethyst wow, vampire ARE evil
smolfoxbigears: did he just say "yea go party with the anarchs, there's nothing I can do about it anyways"
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
jumping_point: Ooooh, a big Question.
PhoenixMelior: Oh here it is
beowuuf: i believe silas when he says it
vellebastet: Haaaaa
Solid_Fuel: haha
PhoenixMelior: Silas eddaNLT
MTBoot: Quinn does NOT like that.
mowdownjoe: Cam fam... nice, LunarJade.
PharaohBender27: :D
amative1: @beowuuf I'm sure Quinn does too lrrBEEJ
accountmadeforants: @saucemaster5000 Vampire-V-tubing is unfortunately not very lucrative yet
beowuuf: lrrWOW
BlackIsis: "I'm beginning to think this vampirism is kind of a raw deal!
Sarah_Serinde: Oh Oliver :D
saucemaster5000: Heh @accountmadeforants
jumping_point: Ask Noir Vesper about Vampir-V-tubung. xD
CantWearHats: Vampire Union LOL
CouldntPickAUsername: I mean, it's not an unfair question
ckupf: #1u
zed_alpha: don't mention unionization to a Ventrue oh no
beowuuf: @BlackIsis i mean you want it very raw due to the blood...
smolfoxbigears: but do they have dental?
LunarJade: Oh Quinn and his level of patience
They_Are_Alyx: LMAO The Cam having a Union
Drasvin: If you want a union, that would be more the Anarchs
beowuuf: WOW, go oliver go!
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
Jakelope13: Oliver does not seem to understand that the Camarilla solves problems... permanently. As in, problems are killed off
Tandtroll_OG: Famcam union party
Lysander_salamander: heck yes vampire union
A_Dub888: Oliver "Immortal Idiot" Ryndall
GhostValv: so much power :O
Sarah_Serinde: Oh buddy :D
DarkMorford: @saucemaster5000 Just need a cuter vampire.
beowuuf: oliver gunna turn in to a bat any second
CouldntPickAUsername: go off Oliver
roastbeefsandwitch: ooh, Oliver snapping
kaziel0: Oh no
mtvcdm: Oliver you precious boy
NotCainNorAbel: oh no
vellebastet: Oliver LMAO
CantWearHats: hahahaha
James_the_Dabbler: OH NO
TehAmelie: the first rule of immortality: enjoy good TV
JayAbber: uh-oh
Piratical_tendancies: YES!#
beowuuf: messy crit messy crit
LunchB0x_13: Let’s go Oliver!!!!
amative1: no no no
nuclearstulle: yees
MTBoot: Oh no, Oliver oh no
DEATHlikescats: I love Oliver getting mad.
SnowBuddy18: oh yes
ChillTheEffOut: I just lost my shit!
hyralt: OH yes
amative1: messy crit?
animated_fairy: BAT OLIVER BAT OLIVER
Tandtroll_OG: OoooOooooOoooooo
Sarah_Serinde: Ahahaha
hyralt: YES
beowuuf: LMFAO
PhoenixMelior: OH GOD
Ham_techs: CRIT
hyralt: MESSY CRIT
circusofkirkus: LMAO
Lysander_salamander: :D
kaziel0: OH NO
Leonhart321: Nothing like going to a frenzy over your shows
CantWearHats: yes Adam YES
beowuuf: yeeeees adam YEEEEEES
DeM0nFiRe: Jacob's eyes when he heard that LUL
SaxPython: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
KevlarGiraffe: OH no!
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown
malsareus: Adam you chaos gremlin
Ham_techs: CRIT!
Solid_Fuel: holy shit!
Random_Factor_: Oliver winds up eating Quin, changes favored feeding to nomming vampires.
Omthebox: YEEEEES
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AveryCorvus: Oh boy
Fragged_Templar: Hahahahhahahaha
Mr_Whyt: let chaos reign!
corpocracy: YEEEEESSSSS
Sarah_Serinde: pls
animated_fairy: Jacob saw God
Ham_techs: CRIT!!!
Memeasaurus: Nah Oliver can't hurt anybody in this room
DarkMorford: Poor Jacob
zed_alpha: trogchamp!
accountmadeforants: seabatClap
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
nuclearstulle: lrrFINE
TheMerricat: you did this Jacob you gave them this.
ani_laurel: Adam is a beautiful chaos man
Jakelope13: Oh.... oh goodness
beowuuf: i don't have caps big enough for the laughter
iris_of_ether: So Oliver gon _die_
jumping_point: Oh my god the faces!
vellebastet: OMFG
CouldntPickAUsername: oh god Cam's face
aeon_novachrono: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
arsvelier: Jacob's face
vellebastet: ADAM
LunchB0x_13: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
saucemaster5000: Drive it like you stole it! Yeee-haw cowboy!
MTBoot: that cut!
vellebastet: 🤣
alice_the_dense: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
MTBoot: Jacob had to take a minute there
vellebastet: seabatClap seabatClap
smolfoxbigears: There is a saying in my playgroup that goes: don't play smart - play awesome!
saucemaster5000: Kkona Cam Fam
Ham_techs: Jacob rules lawered himself
Invitare: never ask Adam if he's serious. He is.
smolfoxbigears: Get teachered
amative1: @Ham_techs Does he need to disbar himself then?
beowuuf: jaxob was screaming for jacob to let this happen :p
DEATHlikescats: this has been a long time coming
CouldntPickAUsername: darn, I wanted the messy crit frenzy
Random_Factor_: One wolf likes Bigfoot and the other is very very hungry.
Leonhart321: Jacob all but told Adam "Please don't make me do this" while at the same time all but begging him to ignore him
Jakelope13: You have two vampires inside you... both are hangry
Solid_Fuel: 🐺🐺
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs FrankerZ lunarj1Fangs
mtvcdm: Sometimes you gotta keep someone in detention
GhostValv: vv vv
FarleyF: Inside Oliver is two bats
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Fangs
Sarah_Serinde: beowuuf Jaxob isn't the enemy, he doesn't wish bad things on them. Jaxob just doesn't care what happens, he wants his stories to play out
corpocracy: Inside you there are two wolves. That are vampires
MTBoot: The tiniest nugget of respect for Oliver just formed in Quinn's heart.
Duwani1: lrrCAMERON_SG
DarkMorford: Oooooh
Anaerin: One job. To share.
zed_alpha: it's like getting attacked by a sheep
amative1: "Do I get a badge?"
circusofkirkus: do we get deputy badges?
MTBoot: (let's be clear, it's a VERY tiny nugget. But it's a non-zero amount)
saucemaster5000: Oliver asks what the healthcare looks like
Sarah_Serinde: Iiiinteresting
beowuuf: @Sarah_Serinde quinn being yelled at by a frenzied oliver is an interesting story :p
Solid_Fuel: vampire police! wee wooo wee woo
Sarah_Serinde: @Sarah_Serinde True :D
Sarah_Serinde: Oliver has had a lot to deal with
smolfoxbigears: do we know what clan quinn is?
Sarah_Serinde: Of course :D
PhoenixMelior: Aww, im a little sad we havent had a chance to talk with Chainz before this
vellebastet: 😂😂
Fragged_Templar: Ventrue
zed_alpha: @smolfoxbigears Ventrue
PharaohBender27: @smolfoxbigears Camarilla
Jakelope13: So Oliver has gone from a substitute Industrial Arts teacher, to Vampire Cop. This seems like it's been a good year for him?
amative1: do it! do it do it do it!
beowuuf: @smolfoxbigears ventrue, he's insufferable about his lineage and has dominate
accountmadeforants: "I will simply outlive the debt collectors"
accountmadeforants: (And failing that, outlive the currency and/or country)
MTBoot: Oliver looks like a cop, at least.
smolfoxbigears: ah, of course
PharaohBender27: @smolfoxbigears Oh wait, sorry, I misunderstood
Random_Factor_: corporate overlord clan.
Anaerin: Oh Oliver.
amative1: Oliver is a 50 year old teenager
circusofkirkus: just another cog in the vampire machine
zed_alpha: @amative1 yeah, makes sense, 55 years of no respect, no power, no agency, suddenly he's an immortal with superpowers
theymerLoviatar: Oliver starts trying to teach Quinn how to spot weld
Omthebox: If you're an immortal you can be a teenager forever
Random_Factor_: Deputy Oliver Tyndall, Vampire Large
DarkMorford: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: I love that Quinn knows
beowuuf: first job - i need someone to redeem a boon for a group of neonates, and clean up a van.... Kappa
Random_Factor_: Quinn probably did it intentionally.
saucemaster5000: Quinn pulls out boffer fangs
Sarah_Serinde: Ah, well, then it makes sense that Quinn knows
Drasvin: This group has bad luck with vans. Though at least this van wasn't totaled
SaxPython: Episode 6 baby
PharaohBender27: It's LARPers who are cops? Ew
Lysander_salamander: how peculiar
PhoenixMelior: Ew.
Sarah_Serinde: "donated"
Solid_Fuel: is the PoPo into larping? hahah
DEATHlikescats: @zed_alpha from zero influence or responsibility to massive responsibility and only a little influence
Mathonwy: Seriously, deputies already? Man... That's heavy.
MTBoot: I wanna say Ew, but also...LARP cops? LARP seems kinda progressive for my stereotype of cops. Are Canada Cops better than US Cops?
Tandtroll_OG: Blood is so hard to get out of shag carpet
accountmadeforants: Better they exercise their power fantasies in role-play than real-life.
Sarah_Serinde: MTBoot No
They_Are_Alyx: @MTBoot Not in the slightest
PhoenixMelior: @mtboot you know what, i gonna that at least in the world of darkness they’re cool. That could make sense. Not IRL but in the world of darkness
Sarah_Serinde: Also some people (obv not everyone) who larp are still jerks/creeps
beowuuf: oooooh
PhoenixMelior: Lmao Quinn
MTBoot: The hand of NOD?
vellebastet: Jessica 🤣
Piratical_tendancies: enemies of the GDI!
ChillTheEffOut: I larp and I think I'm ok...
NotCainNorAbel: so...not me
SaxPython: Gnotist?
ChillTheEffOut: there are lots of jerks in larps though.
beowuuf: @NotCainNorAbel :D
kaziel0: @SaxPython Noddist
Metric_Furlong: Noddist
TehAmelie: my favorite part of Sandman's Cain and Abel is how biblically accurate they are
SaxPython: @kaziel0 FBtouchdown
TehAmelie: "Cain went away to dwell in the land of Nod", it says
kaziel0: Referring to "The Book of Nod".
mtvcdm: When you photocopy your butt, every time you photocopy the photocopy it looks less and less like a butt.
amative1: @NotCainNorAbel Wait... so... are you Seth then?
beowuuf: let's not get in to lilith
NotCainNorAbel: @NotCainNorAbel bingo
beowuuf: @NotCainNorAbel i love dale keeps saying hey seth each time :D
kaziel0: It's not come up but... the Sabbat! *grins*
NotCainNorAbel: I do love when Dale gets my sub message
Sarah_Serinde: oof
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
DarkMorford: Vampire Australia!
Darth_Mogs: Are Thinbloods still a really bad sign in V5? Or is it not as huge of a deal?
Solid_Fuel: australia
SK__Ren: On the open sea?
FarleyF: One word - Diablere
kaziel0: Send them up state
Leonhart321: @beowuuf Phrasing?
They_Are_Alyx: @Darth_Mogs Depends on who you ask
accountmadeforants: Into SPACE
kaziel0: A nice farm up state
saucemaster5000: First vampire in spaaaaace!
jdr_42: Huh, being a Hound might bring some morale quandaries? Shocker.
Piratical_tendancies: into the sea
NotCainNorAbel: are they going to make Oliver do it....
beowuuf: @Darth_Mogs yeah, cause now lots of the hire ups have run off east as there's some rumour that the anti's are back, so....
Solid_Fuel: but we love marge
Random_Factor_: Watch, Deputy Tyndall deputizes a werewolf to help with the cleanup crew job.
DEATHlikescats: it is interesting, Oliver hasn't been the decision maker before
beowuuf: @beowuuf oops, yeah, can i take that lilith again?
Mathonwy: I mean... The proper course is to reclaim the blood... This Thinblood is not only a walking Masq breech, but also has commit a Masq breach in IN PUBLIC. So... That's a paddlin'.
Duwani1: oh is this one of the meggido storylines
Solid_Fuel: Marge has a name, we cant just "end" marge. marge is part of the gang now, right?
xantos69: I love Oliver so very very much.
MTBoot: You absolutely wanna find out who's making these things before you send 'em sunbathing
TehAmelie: the story of the man who loved cheeseburgers enough to overcome death itself
DarkMorford: Jacob/Quinn is so amazing right now
beowuuf: @Solid_Fuel .... sure. Marge can go uptown to the new farm to get it ready for the rest of them. It'll be great.
SaxPython: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DEATHlikescats: Oliver's big belly is just a food storage
ButterBall000: Oliver is always constipated
Leonhart321: Oliver's mind is blown right now
mtvcdm: JESSICA
saucemaster5000: You can't just DROP that on a fella!
beowuuf: LMFAO
Sarah_Serinde: "a little bit"
Mathonwy: Sticking Thinbloods out for the sun doesn't work. Gotta reclaim the blood directly.
PharaohBender27: For THREE MONTHS!?
SaxPython: new core memory
Drasvin: XD
vellebastet: LMAO
Ham_techs: crit poop
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
theymerLoviatar: @SaxPython made of coprolite
beowuuf: messy crit?
Leonhart321: Talk about a messy crit
Random_Factor_: If this was Alien, Quinn just gained a stress die.
PhoenixMelior: I love Oliver so much
GhostValv: :)
iris_of_ether: :D
LunarJade: You all wanted a messy crit
beowuuf: :D
Sarah_Serinde: NotLikeThis
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
MTBoot: Oliver can't turn into a bat because he is too full of GUANO
malsareus: half of Oliver's mass is undigested food
circusofkirkus: this is just messy
DEATHlikescats: his breath is GARBAGE
vellebastet: Cam 🤣🤣
beowuuf: yuuuuup
Mathonwy: Oh gods...
Anaerin: Oliver suddenly loses 50 lbs overnight.
TehAmelie: calling "we're gonna need a bigger trascan"
zed_alpha: three months of rotten fast food
mtvcdm: !addquote (Adam, as Oliver) [now] I am essentially a toddler!
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DEATHlikescats: big belly full of old wet food
saucemaster5000: eeeeeeew
Anaerin: "It's Empty" - Not for long
NotCainNorAbel: the smell
malsareus: They'll need a new portrait foor Oliver
xantos69: I can't wait to see the new Oliver art where he is thin and ripped.
Tandtroll_OG: That’s what his gut is, just undigested burgers
MTBoot: He wasn't eating it every day...
Leonhart321: And keeps coming up.......and keeps coming up
DEATHlikescats: he looses 50 pounds
Mathonwy: How much ROT has happened?
Omthebox: Might not be a critical, but its messy
Mathonwy: Oh dear lord.
GhostValv: oh no
Piratical_tendancies: oh no
AveryCorvus: God
PharaohBender27: GROSS
KevlarGiraffe: jlrrFacepalm
ani_laurel: eeewwwww
KV1NN4: its jsut been COMPOSTING in there D8
MTBoot: It's his power.
DarkMorford: Oh my god
DEATHlikescats: he mouth pooped
ChillTheEffOut: Hah! Odd sausage
beowuuf: LMFAO
accountmadeforants: Vampires are full of natural preservatives
vellebastet: Eeeeewww
Random_Factor_: Con saves for everyone!
aeon_novachrono: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Jakelope13: So, we're saying that Vampires do not get sick from mortal diseases? Because 3 months old food has /got/ to have significant amounts of mold
HisEvilDomain: this is absolutely a custom skill for Oliver
DarkMorford: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
Laurence72: LOL
DEATHlikescats: he never had dignity before
jumping_point: Jacob!
beowuuf: welcome to vampire: the masquerade everyone!
bwk789: good foley on that barf noise there Adam
Random_Factor_: "eventually"
malsareus: and today Quinn learns a new thing
Mathonwy: Oh gods, I am crying with laughter.
They_Are_Alyx: @Jakelope13 Correct, vampires do not suffer from mortal diseases
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malsareus: Cori is quietly dying
ArkhamArchivist: Oliver Thindall
saucemaster5000: welcome raiders!
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders! lunarj1Fangs
LunarJade: Hi Julie!
beowuuf: sergeHi raiders
SaxPython: PogChamp lunarj1Fangs PogChamp
Sarah_Serinde: Hey raiders, you just missed something real cursed, sorry :P
TehAmelie: he could have mold growing in his stomach now though
corianderd: yo!
mtvcdm: Hi, Cursed Chat, you just missed some Very Cursed Stuff
They_Are_Alyx: Hi Julie and raiders!
nuclearstulle: hi raiders :)
amative1: Welcome Julie and raiders!
sugarsh0t: hiiii
Leonhart321: Oh boy, what a time to raid
Bladinus: sugars5Luv
jumping_point: Playdoh advertisement, please...
beowuuf: being cursed chat, you sadly missed.... something you would have appreciated
PhoenixMelior: Sorry, or, you’re welcome
Cuddly_Kitteh: @Sarah_Serinde That's ok, we're real cursed
Sarah_Serinde: @Sarah_Serinde That's why I thought you might have appreciated this :P
DEATHlikescats: welcome Raiders! you missed mouth pooping!
jdr_42: Some teenager working at Whole Foods is going to have to empty that trash can in the morning
Random_Factor_: And now we know Oliver has a capacity of at least 3 months worth.
sugarsh0t: we have curses at home
SaxPython: you missed a plot dump
saucemaster5000: T-buck is always pronounce Teeee BUCK!
Leonhart321: @SaxPython And a literal feed dump
mtvcdm: you certainly missed A dump
DEATHlikescats: @saxpython I see what I did there
zed_alpha: messy crit time? He investigates so hard we smash cut to Oliver Kool-Aid man-ing through the garage wall, mid-hunger frenzy
beowuuf: does oliver get one extra die or one less die after that? Kappa
malsareus: @sugarsh0t do you have "3 months of undigested food being vommited up" cursed though?
MTBoot: It is not T-buck. It is TEEEeee-Buck!
randus2003: @sugarsh0t wait, i thought we were the Cursed at home?
jumping_point: What even is a T-Buck?
Mathonwy: Oh man... My lungs hurt after laughing that hard.
jumping_point: (sorry, not a native english speaker.
DEATHlikescats: @jdr_42 it's about as bad as the usual trash there, I bet
Lysander_salamander: what would a messy crit on investgation look like?
beowuuf: the tickle might just a very sad tapeworm :(
Tandtroll_OG: So where does the blood go when they drink is? Does it just…stay inside?
LunarJade: @jumping_point it’s a name in this context
malsareus: @Lysander_salamander unplanned disection?
Sarah_Serinde: @jumping_point They asked someone the name of another person, and that was the answer they got. They don't know who/what it means either
iris_of_ether: @jumping_point Buck = male deer. No idea what T-Buck is
ArkhamArchivist: well there was a crucified deer, so that could be a T-Buck
frnknstn: what clan compulsion does a clanless get?
Anaerin: @Tandtroll_OG It merges with their existing blood.
Sarah_Serinde: @ArkhamArchivist This is a good point
Tandtroll_OG: Thanks
DEATHlikescats: @lysander_salamander destruction of evidence but still getting the gyst
Random_Factor_: Watch, Quinn might consider if the thinblood that tried feeding openly might be the stealthier option compared to Oliver.
LadyDKat: @Lysander_salamander For Oliver, he would probably recognize the place but then vomit one last bit onto the drawing
jumping_point: Thank y'all!
saucemaster5000: maybe the thinblood just believes in Deer Jesus
emberBecky: @ArkhamArchivist ohhh interesting, good catch
beowuuf: @Tandtroll_OG the vampire blood mixes with it
SaxPython: T$
JqlGirl: 🫖 🦌
LunarJade: Yeah not all my rolls are messy crits. Just it happens a lot.
beowuuf: i feel like i need to get my v5 book down and remind myself on some things
DEATHlikescats: it's always interesting when it happens
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
mowdownjoe: "Not bad", said Jess-Jess, silently throwing shade.
PhoenixMelior: Jessica, the Perfect Brat
tru_boredom: yes go back to the cool kids
beowuuf: first thing deputies do is go to the enemy :D
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
LunarJade: Quinn has already had a time. I don’t need to tell him about anarchs
saucemaster5000: Jessica's main worry is how tacky a deer crucifix looks and how she can redecorate
beowuuf: code black! code black!
Sarah_Serinde: You don't wanna know, Oliver
MTBoot: Question of Jacob and/or any other vampire experts- can thinbloods be 'fixed' but giving them more potent blood?
malsareus: @LunarJade I believe in your ability to reach an all messy crits state
PharaohBender27: :D
Sarah_Serinde: Oliver :D
zed_alpha: scourge = thinblood genocide, if I remember correctly?
coachNelly: Does he have a star?
Solid_Fuel: Oh! So we DO get to keep Marge! atleast for a bit
Mathonwy: Wooo! Time to call up the Anarchs. To pursue a scourging...
MyOnlyAliasIsTaken: Can you punish someone for making a thin-blood by having the thin-blood diablerize them and become a real vampire?
beowuuf: @MTBoot you can level up by drinking a lower generation vampire, but i forgoet if that applies to thin bloods
MyOnlyAliasIsTaken: Or is that still gonna be a Camarilla No No
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ihlendrax: @mtboot : If they commit diablerie, they take on the clan of the one they ate.
JacobBurgessVO: @mtboot The can commit the horrible sin of Diablerie they can lower their generation, becoming closer to the first, and "thicken" their blood
beowuuf: killing vampires to level up is the biggest no-no though. Except for tremere, who did no wrong
jdr_42: Diablerie only raises generation if the victim is lower generation
smolfoxbigears: @beowuuf I think in this case and if a scourge is called its okay?
MTBoot: So it can be done, but is not a thing that *is* done, got it.
coachNelly: Why don’t we just educate them?… with our fists
Laurence72: you don't have to apologize for EVERY question
Anaerin: Is Oliver going to try and set up a Night School?
beowuuf: @beowuuf oh yeah, blood hunt is best hunt
ihlendrax: @mtboot : It’s also this that makes the Elders view thin-bloods as a sign of Gehenna.
beowuuf: quinn wears red for a reason
smolfoxbigears: @beowuuf fun saturday nigh activity for the whole vamily
saucemaster5000: Evenin jimmy
beowuuf: @beowuuf :D
Sarah_Serinde: Jo :D
beowuuf: go jordan
saucemaster5000: Hell yeah jordan
beowuuf: torpor best por
jdr_42: I love Jordan
MTBoot: Oliver is trying to be a good boy, Silas is a good boy, Jessica is a brat and therefore *not* a good boy, Jordan is trying to be a good V-Mom.
PharaohBender27: :D
TehAmelie: consensual diablerie would sound like a practical way to avoid having to kill thin bloods. but when are societies practical
beowuuf: wait til oliver finds about sparkling
theymerLoviatar: Masquerade: It Not Perfect System
MTBoot: Jessica needs to absolutely not change at all, because I love it.
They_Are_Alyx: Being staked *does* open you up for decapitation, though
DEATHlikescats: it not perfect system
SaxPython: #BigfootIsReal
DEATHlikescats: @they_are_alyx paralysis usually does
HisEvilDomain: @TehAmelie I believe Diablerie requires the target to be fully drained, killing them.
jdr_42: It’s mostly deer blood…
beowuuf: @TehAmelie i'm sure you have to kill the vampire to level up
MyOnlyAliasIsTaken: Oh, I assumed that to level up off another camp's blood you had to kill them, can you just give high power blood donations if you felt like it?
Sarah_Serinde: Seems like an important lesson
TehAmelie: huh
Metric_Furlong: TehAmelie to make diablerie work fully you have to drink enough of the vampire's blood to kill them, iirc
Ham_techs: capital s Sterile
LunarJade: Honestly given how this night has gone this is a good skill for us to learn.
TehAmelie: well that explains it
JacobBurgessVO: @metric_furlong And then keep drinking
LunchB0x_13: Ammonia and bleach. Perfect
saucemaster5000: Omg Oliver is learning a real skill! Bat power MUST be next!
SaxPython: FBtouchdown Vampires can clean with Bleach and Ammonia FBtouchdown
beowuuf: a whole four nights :p
They_Are_Alyx: You can lean powers from a vampire by drinking a little of their blood, but to obtain their full power they need to be drained completely
Mathonwy: Need to get that shag removed and install some spray liner.
DEATHlikescats: @lunchb0x_13 they don't breathe so mustard gas shouldn't harm their lungs. eyes and skin tho....
TehAmelie: well creating chlorine gas isn't a health problem but i think it will interfere with the cleaning chemicals
malsareus: stake him and set him up for a sunbath
Drasvin: Diablerie is where a vampire drinks another vampire's soul
Sarah_Serinde: Thanks Adam
Ham_techs: Thank you adam
theymerLoviatar: SingsNote staked through the heart / and you're to blame SingsNote
Laurence72: Whelp, I gotta leave. I'll be looking forward to the rest of this episode when I get home this evening. Thank you all for the EXCELLENT content!
beowuuf: sergeHi bye
Ham_techs: You give blood a bad name.
accountmadeforants: Actually, do vampires still have functional marrow? Do they produce more blood, or are they basically just a circulatory system-shaped bottle of blood?
malsareus: I like the stake idea
MTBoot: Drugs. Feeeeeed him drugs.
beowuuf: @accountmadeforants vitae (vampire blood) is magical
GhostValv: o7
Anaerin: Staking them would also mess up this nice van you've got.
Sarah_Serinde: Haha goodbye VILARP wizard
CantWearHats: now there's only the outline of a wizard
DEATHlikescats: that's nice
amative1: it's a more inconspicuous van now
smolfoxbigears: ah, that was the second boon
iris_of_ether: benginO7
beowuuf: @accountmadeforants for example they wake up each day *exactly* as they were when they died, new hair, etc, So.... many body things kinda get hand waived?
iris_of_ether: FBtouchdown
PharaohBender27: Yeah, Quinn's got stuff to do
Piratical_tendancies: yay!!
DEATHlikescats: a highly memorable wizard van tho
Lysander_salamander: yay wizrd van
NicoTheSly: It's a perfect cover tbh
Ham_techs: Mardge
Duwani1: only a super identifiable marker
Omthebox: I hope its name is Dan
saucemaster5000: Oh Good! @iris_of_ether 's great work still canon!
MTBoot: yaaaay
mtvcdm: The wizard can be Marge
accountmadeforants: @accountmadeforants Oh yeah, I forgot about the whole restoring on waking up. That tracks, then.
PhoenixMelior: Im excited to find out the name
mtvcdm: Better Marge
Omthebox: Marge the Mirage Mage
malsareus: if we have daylight there is a problem
malsareus: briefly
mtvcdm: Oh God Desert Bus is almost here
beowuuf: three episodes from now adam kills quinn for masquerade breach on being too flashy :p
TehAmelie: imagine how all the burgers in Oliver's tummy get a little compacted every day when he wakes up and his stomach shrinks back to non-full size
beowuuf: @TehAmelie oh no
amative1: in a bag
mtvcdm: I swear to god if this coterie invades Zeta Shift
mowdownjoe: @mtvcdm Can we use "Bus is coming?" That seems like a causality violation.
ArkhamArchivist: In a shipping crate
niccus: vampire by UPS
deedelilah: Blush of life would probably get you through on a red eye
DEATHlikescats: private planes
Drasvin: How does Polar Night (The sun never sets) affect the rouse check for every night?
Drasvin: Err...never raises
Ham_techs: If you think about it, a plane is a coffin.
theymerLoviatar: @TehAmelie So... if left to his own devices for long enough, would Oliver have started to produce diamonds?
TehAmelie: ooh that would be so uncomfortable
saucemaster5000: Jessica tries on ten outfits and keeps insisting to try something else on less "mom" ish
accountmadeforants: @TehAmelie I suspect the food would just find the exit before then.
accountmadeforants: Sort of like squeezing a sausage
bwk789: i move out of the way of the mic to yell T-BUCK!
zed_alpha: i'm imagining Marge waking up for *just* long enough to go "TeeEE-BUCK!" every time someone says it, then going back to sleep XD
SaxPython: T$
MTBoot: I'm still trying to think of a fun name for a Vampire Wizard, but all I've got is "Zeltrech"
TehAmelie: well sure if we're gonna be realistic
Anaerin: @MTBoot Zinfandel the Red.
corianderd: MTBoot that's p fun
theymerLoviatar: To quote an older Let's Nope: "a vampire's not a tube of toothpaste where you squeeze them in the middle and poop comes out!"
DEATHlikescats: get Olivier to round up some animals for dinner
beowuuf: messy crit :( messy crit :(
Pinwiz11: in before the messy crit is cashed in
smolfoxbigears: @MTBoot i thought the vampire wizard was Silas? ^^
MTBoot: Warlock- the difference is important, I believe.
Duwani1: how old - are we sure they are not a 45 hiding?
MTBoot: Also, Calling the Van Wizard Silas would be weird
theymerLoviatar: Yeah Silas gets +1/+1 from The Hourglass Coven
smolfoxbigears: fair enough
mtvcdm: (Adam still has that messy crit to spend)
SaxPython: PogChamp
DEATHlikescats: call van Wizard Salis as a mirror version of Silas!
DEATHlikescats: feeding on stressed people give you anxiety
PharaohBender27: "I got invited to the Vancouver Island Gardenfest!"
mtvcdm: You are, to an extent, what you eat.
lumlite: I love all the little details Jacob includes in these.
malsareus: @mtvcdm this is how Oliver becomes a bat
MTBoot: Spiderwebbed
saucemaster5000: put marge on the ceiling to surprise jordan!
MTBoot: please Spiderman him
bwk789: messy crit the tying up?
MTBoot: awwwh
DEATHlikescats: Oliver does shiburi by accident
mtvcdm: This is getting Reservoir Dogs
DarkMorford: @DEATHlikescats Shibari. But glad to know I wasn't the only one thinking it. ;)
malsareus: tie him to the underside of the stairs
mtvcdm: Ghouls to the left of me, thinbloods to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you
malsareus: upside down
DEATHlikescats: @darkmorford ah! thanks for the correction! 😉
accountmadeforants: "Top 8 Langfield facts"
corianderd: Jessica can write!
DEATHlikescats: kink and nerdery go hand in hand, after all
Anaerin: 90% purple prose by volume.
smolfoxbigears: Welp, I have to go to bed soon and kinda have to read and understand like 200 pages of Hegel till tuesday.. I'll catch the rest in the vod. Good night folx
MTBoot: Purple prose
beowuuf: nerds roasted
mtvcdm: her writing gets... clicks
Sarah_Serinde: Jessica using her writing skills, Silas using his research skills :D
Twilight_Spark: :kage
vellebastet: A real Nathaniel Hawthorne over here
Drasvin: The prose is very purple
beowuuf: @smolfoxbigears sergeHi
Twilight_Spark: katesD *
DEATHlikescats: gnight @smolfoxbigears ! good luck remembering it all!
SaxPython: T$
mowdownjoe: Needed to pronounce it "Teee-BUCK!"
Tandtroll_OG: Are we sure Jessica isnt channeling an enthusiastic victorian author?
MTBoot: "I ain't herd of no teabuck. TEE-BuUCK! Oh I know him!"
PharaohBender27: @Tandtroll_OG Enthusiastic for getting paid - authors in those days got paid by the word
LunarJade: So many job opportunities!
Sarah_Serinde: The coterie is in such high demand
Tandtroll_OG: True
mtvcdm: Competitive wages!
saucemaster5000: Need at least two jobs to afford victoria vampire housing
DEATHlikescats: everyone is hiring but their wages are low
illuviel: If Jessica works with both groups, will she be moonlighting?
smolfoxbigears: Did Silas introduce himself as Stix to Chains?
Random_Factor_: Silas sets himself up as a broker for both the Cam and Anarchs to set up his loooooong term plans.
Sarah_Serinde: "great" might be an overstatement :D
MrMatternot: @mtvcdm ...Are you MattColeville DM?
amative1: gotta love Cam's coded messages
DEATHlikescats: @illuviel gave me a good chuckle
jdr_42: The tower has a rather stringent non-compete clause
beowuuf: ooh, we understand that reference now... ish
mtvcdm: @MrMatternot Don't know the name. This name's an acronym of MTV Celebrity Deathmatch.
virre_: Always Cartaghe with the Anarchs
jumping_point: Oh I loved that scene!
Anaerin: @smolfoxbigears No, Chainz (the Z is important) assigned everyone a nickname when he met them.
Mathonwy: Carthage is important...
LunchB0x_13: @smolfoxbigears I believe stix is his sire? So he’s just referring to him in a family style name
zed_alpha: @illuviel lines like that mean you never get to groan at my puns again. i learned by watching you!
DarkMorford: Uh oh
SaxPython: uh oh
beowuuf: adam!
saucemaster5000: oh no
Sarah_Serinde: Adam :D
malsareus: Adam did try
beowuuf: ADAM!
DEATHlikescats: oh noooo
CantWearHats: c h a o s \o/
MrMatternot: Hes a video game designer yhat has a load of DnD DM guydes on youtube
mowdownjoe: benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos
beowuuf: c h a o s r e i g n s
MTBoot: cuuuube
Ham_techs: cube
illuviel: @zed_alpha the sound of properly appreciating pun *is* a groan, tho
saucemaster5000: ooh I like that
zed_alpha: @illuviel okay fair, good point there
vellebastet: c h a o s
beowuuf: LMAO
zed_alpha: This episode was so riveting
Lysander_salamander: exciting
LunarJade: Yeah the first roll next session… yessss
illuviel: Messy crit: Interest accrues
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
DEATHlikescats: someone's eating that thinblood
DarkMorford: @LunarJade Now I'm worried
saucemaster5000: nomnomnom
Spades_Slicc: How in advance are these recorded? has the next session already happened?
DanTheMediocre: I bet Oliver would find Pat&Mat hilarious
theymerLoviatar: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Sarah_Serinde: Spades_Slicc Yes, they were all recorded in a short time period
circusofkirkus: seabatClap
PotatoWraiths: WOO
tru_boredom: God this is going to be a long week again huh
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JqlGirl: 👏
vellebastet: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
illuviel: Well played, all. Thank you!
MicroManagingMusician: @Spades_Slicc these where reocreded like 6 plus months ago
PharaohBender27: tqsClap
zed_alpha: @Spades_Slicc I think they were recorded a few months ago?
anyavamps: Great work as always. <3
beowuuf: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
DEATHlikescats: cocomelon on the TV
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nuclearstulle: thank you all, that was fantastic!
Jakelope13: Best part is, the first roll requiring hunger dice doesn't necessarily need to be rolled by the players :3
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LunchB0x_13: Did they close the window…. Don’t want marge to burn
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DEATHlikescats: I love how delighted y'all are each session
beowuuf: twice
KeytarCat: I like that you can see the teefs in the reflection on the Monitor in the back
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Anaerin: Twice as messy, twice as crit.
Mr_Whyt: it cnacels out like multiplying negatives
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saucemaster5000: I don't think swiffers can handle double messy crit
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Ignatiuspants: this was a great show! I'm looking forward to future messy crits
KeytarCat: I'd like, uuuuh, one critical, double messy
Mathonwy: No more messy crits in the van!
HisEvilDomain: thank you for being such a phenomenal and generous stortyteller @JacobBurgessVO. You give us so much.
Sarah_Serinde: It's impossible to know
Sarah_Serinde: A mystery
roastbeefsandwitch: Mom's Van may take some work and attention to survive
saucemaster5000: woooo!
accountmadeforants: It becomes a double messy, double crit. You do things twice as perfectly, but with twice as severe a side-effect.
usmu1976: @JacobBurgessVO thank you for putting it on
wolgo: Silas removed the memories after the last session
ChillTheEffOut: sounds better than church
theymerLoviatar: love this series
beowuuf: you both became thin bloods and only recall t buck
NotCainNorAbel: what's in the VAN!
Random_Factor_: Gotta wonder how many vans they go through.
mtvcdm: Nobody can possibly know until the last Lego is bitten
Drasvin: Does Jo lose a van every chronicle?
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ArkhamArchivist: The van is some sort of Mystery Machine
KevlarGiraffe: Oooh, I just realized there should be an episode on my birthday. That will be awesome.
beowuuf: @mtvcdm ^
illuviel: @Anaerin Not a Drop 2 Drink: 2 Messy, 2 Crit
gnyrinn: Noon? That's way too soon. See you at 1900Z
sheqesi: teeeeth
zed_alpha: Tuesday's tooth day!
roastbeefsandwitch: Is there any link to Character Sheets?
kalira77: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Sarah_Serinde: roastbeefsandwitch No
corpocracy: LRR lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Sarah_Serinde: !store
LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun has a store! You can buy T-shirts, playmats, Qwerpline and Road Quest official merch, and much more! Check out for the full catalog.
aeon_novachrono: lrrCREEPL_SQ lrrCREEPR_SQ
Drasvin: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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PharaohBender27: :D
beowuuf: lol
mtvcdm: Oh this is gonna be a long, long sub welcome
DarkMorford: LRRbot seems very confused
Sarah_Serinde: The campaign *is* very engaging, completely understandable
Juliamon: LRRbot is fine, it's the notifier that's having problems
DEATHlikescats: 372?! so good!!!
mtvcdm: It's still catching up
LadyEarlGreyWarden subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 30 months, currently on a 30 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, LadyEarlGreyWarden! (Today's storm count: 122)
Juliamon: Since the notifier was disabled during the PPR, it has to report them all *now*
vellebastet: huh
Sarah_Serinde: Things happen
zed_alpha: !storm
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 122 (new subscribers: 86, returning subscribers: 36, new patrons: 0), bits cheered: 2802, new followers: 34
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out for an interactive schedule, or for a Google Calendar version.
accountmadeforants: Neon White is extremely fun to play.
mtvcdm: !discord
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Sarah_Serinde: You might be here for a while
corefluxx: Cheer100
Juliamon: Might want to let it run off-camera for a bit
mtvcdm: You can come talk about the session in the Discord, we have a whole thread for it
PharaohBender27: It is at least reporting ones from today at this point
bwk789: i think we're now on today's subs
They_Are_Alyx: !storm
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 122 (new subscribers: 86, returning subscribers: 36, new patrons: 0), bits cheered: 2902, new followers: 34
frnknstn: broken picture telphone!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE lrrHERE
xantos69: Cheer50 Tune in next time for more Dragon Ball V.
Sarah_Serinde: I'm making cold ramen after this, it's gonna be tasty
PharaohBender27: We're caught up now!
Juliamon: And we're there now!
DEATHlikescats: storm count is dang high and we love to see it
zed_alpha: i've got the other half of a publix sub.
Tandtroll_OG: So many subs
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
beowuuf: cori was slack on catching up on slack
Solid_Fuel gifted a Tier 1 sub to Subtrainaintgotbrakes! They have given 306 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Subtrainaintgotbrakes! (Today's storm count: 123)
Spades_Slicc: Put the home pizza on the moonbase pizza
accountmadeforants: Wait, pizza in the microwave? Not the skillet tech?
lamina5432: coincidently eating pizza right now
vellebastet: 😆
DEATHlikescats: Cori in a conundrum of pizza choices
beowuuf: sub twas correct there!
Drasvin is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 79 in the channel!
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Drasvin gifted a Tier 1 sub to HisEvilDomain!
Drasvin gifted a Tier 1 sub to plastgeek!
Drasvin gifted a Tier 1 sub to radioshackraider!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for the gifts, Drasvin! Welcome to degenfrom_upcountry, fracassio, HisEvilDomain, plastgeek, and radioshackraider! (Today's storm count: 128)
creasehearst: you could just go get both leftover moonbase AND leftover home pizza
xantos69: I wonder what percentage of people are eating pizza at any given time.
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear :D
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
fracassio: Thanks, @Drasvin!
zed_alpha: Cheer423 let's round this off.
jumping_point: Gotta go to bed. Good night folks! Thank you all again!
Solid_Fuel: <3
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART
roastbeefsandwitch: Oh, you definitely broke Jacob. Those... expressions as he was playing the Sheriff.
Sarah_Serinde: Me neither but I feel like they're probably pretty great
Sarah_Serinde: Just a hunch lunarj1Heart
frnknstn: wow, Kikazi 100
zed_alpha: @evilghola what, like Duncan Idaho's doppleganger?
PharaohBender27: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaay...
TotallyNotaBeholder: yay
DeM0nFiRe: yay!
MicroManagingMusician: yay
usmu1976: yay
Sarah_Serinde: yay
xantos69: yay?
Gormlessben: Yay!
zed_alpha: Yay
mtvcdm: yay
Drasvin: yay
nuclearstulle: yay!
iris_of_ether: yay
vellebastet: Yay!
WeatheredPeach: Yay!
theymerLoviatar: yey
DEATHlikescats: yay!
PrinceNimzar: yay
beowuuf: yay!
Tandtroll_OG: lrrHERE
DarkMorford: Yay!
Solid_Fuel: yay!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Yay
PharaohBender27: :D
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
saucemaster5000: yay
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Mr_Horrible: yay!
ladylinzington: yaaaay! \o/
dumbo3k: yay
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhYAS
Jhoiraful_Chaos: Yay
A_Dub888: Yay
amative1: secret yay
Ignatiuspants: yay!
nuclearstulle: yaaaAY
kalira77: secret yay podcast
Metric_Furlong: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaay...
Piratical_tendancies: yay
sheqesi: YAY
DEATHlikescats: I love yalls chaos
orrie104: Yay!
beowuuf: @DEATHlikescats chyayos
DarkMorford: And now I need to go find a late lunch. Maybe something with venison... ;)
frnknstn: @beowuuf lol
Sarah_Serinde: I enjoy this portmanteau
TehAmelie: now to rewatch all that and try to pay attention
zed_alpha: @TehAmelie yeah same here.
TehAmelie: wait am i the Oliver
beowuuf: escher3THUMBSUP
zed_alpha: oh god are we olivers. are we all ivers?
TehAmelie: lrrAWW
Metric_Furlong: quick, see if you can turn into bats Kappa
LunarJade: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Featherweight_: Nooo missed it again. To the vod!
TehAmelie: just eat every bat you see and eventually it should happen
DeM0nFiRe: Instructions unclear, tried to eat aluminum baseball bat, hurt my teeth
accountmadeforants: In looking up that new Necrodancer DLC they're planning to play for Rhythm Café, I also found out devs are gonna make "Rift of the Necrodancer". It looks like it has some Rhythm Heaven elements, and I am *vibrating* with hype.
TehAmelie: hmm the necrodancer can have so many things
TehAmelie: i.e. so many games
accountmadeforants: Yes, it truly is a cir- a crypt of value.
TehAmelie: 40 years from now when they put out Jam Sandwich of the Necrodancer, that's when we'll know the glory days are over
accountmadeforants: Frog the Jam of the Necrodancer
Metric_Furlong: frog the jam, legally not considered a frog by cards that care about frogs
Metric_Furlong: (end result of earlier yugioh localisation efforts compulsively renaming things and characters)
accountmadeforants: I'm still amazed YGO never did a big subtype upheaval like MTG did.
Juliamon: YGO looked at the Grand Creature Type Update and went "pfft cowards"
Metric_Furlong: accountmadeforants I mean, there was the whole introducing the 'wyrm' type in an attempt to make 'dragons' less powerful but other than that it's been fairly consistent in how its monster types work
accountmadeforants: I'll always miss Summon Uncle Istvan, but getting tribal synergies (and silver bullets) beyond goblins, elves and walls was worth it.
Metric_Furlong: I guess also adding cyberse type as well
Juliamon: YGO is the textbook example of sunk-cost fallacy in card games and I love it
Metric_Furlong: YGO design philosophy tends to avoid errata-ing whenever possible though, so it's unlikely to see that change
accountmadeforants: Doesn't YGO still look at card names for "creature types"?
Metric_Furlong: Juliamon I've set it before, but YGO is, in effect, the purest expression of 'The CCG' as an entity; both in positive and negative
Metric_Furlong: accountmadeforants card names matter for 'archetypes' (cards that reference other cards with the same nomenclature) but monster types have been a specific thing in the game since launch, and do matter in some ways
Earthenone: yeah for example the card goblinbergh is a goblin because goblin is contained in its name "_
Metric_Furlong: like, to go back to the wyrm/dragon split; there's a lot of cards that care about monsters with the dragon type, to the point that a new monster just being a dragon would be an immediate buff over not being one
accountmadeforants: I'm surprised that works between different languages.
Metric_Furlong: accountmadeforants takes a lot of careful translation work (which wasn't always present, hence things like 'frog the jam')
Metric_Furlong: although it is slightly helped by yugioh using a lot more English vocabulary than one might expect for a Japanese game already
Earthenone: frog the jam gets a lot of crap, but it was a Mcdonalds promo, cant blame them too much for not doing careful multiliunqual translation work
Metric_Furlong: (owing to the source material, where the card game was, in universe, invented in the USA)