LoadingReadyRun: isn't that just trying to steal from the shopkeeper?
maxthefourth: !nex
maxthefourth: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Crypt of the Necrodancer) at Sun 04:00 PM PDT (4m from now).
mtvcdm: Really isn't every run of Necrodancer eventually a messy crit?
mtvcdm: Or at least a best failure?
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART
KeytarCat: @mtvcdm Best Aiel failure, like Wheel of Time
RandomTrivia: Time to beat some enemies to some sick beats
RandomTrivia: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Crypt of the Necrodancer) at Sun 04:00 PM PDT (0s from now).
Manae: !next
RandomTrivia: benginDab
DarkMorford: Nice!
Manae: Dang. Beaten by the ping on that one :P
Manae: seabatClap seabatClap
RandomTrivia: About time I beat you to it, I'm getting slow in my old age
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> There's something new brewing in the crypt which means we've left the safety of the cafe for rhythmic dungeons! Tune in for Crypt of the Necrodancer now on Rhythm Cafe. http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun đź“· https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FbSIq4RaAAAboC2.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1564025298043412481
Manae: lrrSIG lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrSIG
RandomTrivia: lrrSIG !
RandomTrivia: That tweet timing though
Manae: I ain't no spring chicken either
RandomTrivia: Actually, on the topic of getting older, funny story. A couple of weeks back, at the age of 30, I was age-checked in a pub for the first time in my life.
GapFiller subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 34 months, currently on a 22 month streak!
GapFiller: HEY BEEJ GET THE BAT!
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Earthenone: !findquote bat
LRRbot: Quote #4431: "I'm not putting a bat up your butthole." —Alex, to Paul [2017-10-27]
DarkMorford: Uh...
MrTheWalrus: Well then
RandomTrivia subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 27 months, currently on a 27 month streak!
RandomTrivia: In a way, a Crypt is a sort of hole, so... jlrrFall
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RandomTrivia: That quote is *deeply* concerning
duckace11: just moved back into my dorm and now to let some rhythm take me away
Manae: Wait wait wait, did you "getting old" me and are only 30? :P
Dog_of_Myth: Good evening all.
DarkMorford: Krog invent crypt. Ask Krog about in-crypt-ion.
GapFiller: Manae kids today eh
mtvcdm: Oh I'm sure I can spin another cursed quote.
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #1776: "Stop... being... everything..." —Graham [2016-02-12]
duckace11: Krog invented many things. best ask krog about anything
Despoiler98: ooooo the soundtrack for Crypt is SO GOOD
KeytarCat: @duckace11 Appealing to unrelated authority is a very krog thing
BusTed: Hello!
SaxPython: CoolCat
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Fangs
mtvcdm: lunarj1Fangs
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
GapFiller: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
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ElementalAlchemist: Hello!
mtvcdm: Shut up get out! Shut up get out!
DarkMorford: IAN
SaxPython: KomodoHype
Sarah_Serinde got into chat 2 streams early to make sure she could snag a good seat
SaxPython: Free Boba
PMAvers: If you get to 10, James has to take you to ice cream at Ice Cream Mountain.
EricTheOrange: why would you WANT a bestial failure
mtvcdm: I think when you fill out the punch card Jessica gets to punch
LurkerSpine: Cheer100 New Things!
ElementalAlchemist: yeah, Brace Yourself. Send these people codes :P
Sarah_Serinde: EricTheOrange benginChaos
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
LeeshaJoy: That's HOT-BEETS with two Es. They're specializing in borscht.
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs FBtouchdown lunarj1Fangs
mtvcdm: 1-900-BITE-ME
RandomTrivia: What is this, a Subset Games title? :p
Dalrint: Wait, there's new DLC?
PMAvers: SYNCHRONY is actually a paid DLC.
RandomTrivia: !findquote house of lies
LRRbot: Quote #5008: "Welcome to Heather's House of Lies" —Heather [2018-05-23]
Dalrint: It's 7 dollars US so I guess it's like 300 dollars canadian?
KeytarCat: @PMAvers I misread this from wordwrap: HRONY
SaxPython: CoolCat CoolCat CoolCat
EricTheOrange: @LoadingReadyRun so this DLC has multiplayer, yopu gonna try that?
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
DiscordianTokkan: Welcome to Rhythm Cafe! We have fun here
Earthenone: lrrSPOOPY
RandomTrivia: sergePun lrrSPOOP
Despoiler98: auriiPog auriiPog auriiPog auriiPog LOCAL COOP POGGIES
RandomTrivia: *tink*
SaxPython: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Sarah_Serinde: I am so here for bagpipe ghost
SaxPython: embiggen
RandomTrivia: I, too, believe that the best form of bagpipes is dead bagpipes :p
mtvcdm: All upgrades are ow
adambomb625: Is this a new dlc?
RandomTrivia: @adambomb625 It is!
SaxPython: Adam!
mtvcdm: Wait, YOU got to be the bat?
Sarah_Serinde: @RandomTrivia lrrFRUMP
DarkMorford: Adam's gonna want to know how you turned into a bat
RandomTrivia: Nobody tell Oliver
ElementalAlchemist: what
ElementalAlchemist: ruuuuude
ElementalAlchemist: I wanted to see a dragon possession
PMAvers: I think you can, you just have to kill it.
RandomTrivia: It's a bat with a longsword, that seems perfectly fine and safe
DiscordianTokkan: nyoooom
Spades_Slicc: Ian's got the zoomies and can't control it
Carlioo: ooh, the dash attack lets you break strong walls?
RandomTrivia: Welp
Carlioo: feels like ghost would be really good with the tempo drum
RandomTrivia: DARGON GET
Carlioo: dragons moving at regular speed scares me
ElementalAlchemist: pfffft
ElementalAlchemist: I love that
Carlioo: is there anyway to tell how long your posession lasts?
avi_miller: When playing solo there is a timer, but I don’t know about multiplayer
RandomTrivia: sergeHubris
SaxPython: I like Skeleton's wiggle dance
Carlioo: oh I just saw the timer, not sure I wouldn't put it on the bottom of the screen but it's there
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SaxPython: awe
Carlioo: looks like it gets extended when you kill a monster too
Carlioo: skeletons are dangerous
SaxPython: the Yeet dash is pure nonsense
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs
SnackPak_: life is a resource
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Taxed to death
RandomTrivia: Uh
DylPickle83: Hello hello
iris_of_ether: Durgon!
iris_of_ether: This is amazing
KeytarCat: Oh, the possession timer is number of actions
JuniorRoll subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 69 months!
JuniorRoll: Nice!
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SaxPython: ook ook
mtvcdm: Oh, hey, the KC Crew
avi_miller: It shows up on the heart itself in singleplayer, but looks like they shifted it over to the side for multiplayer
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
avi_miller: \o/
Darleysam: And then there's Conga... he's dead
hummbird: @Darleysam KC! CONGA'S DEAD
saucemaster5000: at least they were killed by a light golem and not a heavy one
KeytarCat: @avi_miller It's mapped to the score text, and P2 score text is off on the side?
Strebenherz: Oh sweet, crypt of the necrodancer
avi_miller: Sounds right @keytarcat
avi_miller: I don’t play multiplayer a lot
KeytarCat: Neat, the timer doesn't kick you out, it just deals a damage and resets
saucemaster5000: oh noes spiky walls now eh?
KeytarCat: Heather grew their head back
kusinohki: can the ghost posess the shop keeper?
RareKamex: evil leprechaun?
RandomTrivia: @kusinohki That's a very Spelunky question :D
RandomTrivia: Time for science!
kusinohki: I'm helping!
niccus: yeah, you have to start aggro with bomb
saucemaster5000: "why is this ghost ectoplasming me from behind?"
avi_miller: Time to get away with murder!
RandomTrivia: Oh, the shopkeeper can move diagonally...
mtvcdm: !clip
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RandomTrivia: That's VERY strong
Strebenherz: Shopkeeper ain't taking ANY of this nonsense
mtvcdm: New goals: retail violence
RandomTrivia: It was a Spelunky question that received a Spelunky answer :D
saucemaster5000: death for cheese!
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Its_VeeBot: Song was almost over anyway, I guess?
saucemaster5000: HA!
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Its_VeeBot: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: Can you move diagonally?
RandomTrivia: Aww
iris_of_ether: escher3DOOT escher3DOOT escher3DOOT
avi_miller: Success!!
adambomb625: Shopkeeper most OP enemy
niccus: so yeah: as a balance measure, the shopkeeper loses health every turn once the timer is up, instead of a long timer each damage
Mr_Horrible: hmmmmm
RareKamex: it's 50 gold, maybe?
hummbird: ghost
smolfoxbigears: Mornin! I love this game, so groovy
SaxPython: Minotaur?
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs NotLikeThis lunarj1Fangs
mtvcdm: 50 hunger dice
Strebenherz: I'll admit I've never played it but listened to the music a... lot
smolfoxbigears: Oh, it has coop?
PMAvers: 8-player co-op AND Versus.
Raincoast_Bear: Ahoy Rhythm Café baristas.
Mr_Horrible: what is a fighting game but a competitive rhythm game?
RandomTrivia: Oh goodness, can you imagine rollback netcode in a game where timing is based on an actual beat you're listening to? That sounds like hell
smolfoxbigears: Damn. Thats great! Just 2 player coop kinda blew my mind rn
SaxPython: too many
smolfoxbigears: From what i've seen other players can take over enemies? Thats fun
saucemaster5000: If only
saucemaster5000: too bad
Raincoast_Bear: You did a James_LRR and fell down a hole.
LurkerSpine: 2020-04-19 according to the wiki
smolfoxbigears: The skeleton looks so happy bouncing around
avi_miller: Oh, I should totally take the time to update my Rhythm Cafe themed visual mod for this game for the new version of the game at some point.
Strebenherz: "Remember me shopkeep?"
SaxPython: PogBones PogBones PogBones
RareKamex: now I wanna see what happens when you beat a boss at the end of a dungeon
Strebenherz: I love that the dragon is just bashing through the walls
DarkMorford: @avi_miller I'm sorry, your what now? :D
smolfoxbigears: @Strebenherz I imagine living in a crypt is really annoying if you are this big
avi_miller: Oh, a while ago I made a crypt visual mod to put Ian and Heather into the game
SaxPython: @avi_miller FBtouchdown PogChamp FBtouchdown
Strebenherz: take note watch+play game makers
Strebenherz: We need a tiny bat protagonist
avi_miller: I have heard that they streamlined a bunch of stuff for modding in the new version so I do want to look into it
Strebenherz: Oh like the game makers are chill with mods?
niccus: chill? there's the whole steam workshop
Strebenherz: Outstanding
avi_miller: Oh, they have been forever, they just made modding the game even easier
Strebenherz: Good to know. I appreciate devs that be like that
KeytarCat: Watching Ian zwoop across the map is wonderful
SaxPython: Bat Shield
SaxPython: FBtouchdown <3 FBtouchdown
avi_miller: So close
mtvcdm: That's right, go make some non-Newtonian fluids and stretch them
KeytarCat: Swap your legs if you have them, take your meds if you've been sitting for a while
Spades_Slicc: Eat some fluids and drink your gasses
avi_miller: Good idea, let me go stretch my meds, and take my legs
smolfoxbigears: I remember having a lot of fun with this game when it came out like 2 years ago... oh..
DarkMorford: Mixing lives and changing drinks!
avi_miller: The Rules!
GapFiller: thanks for the reminder abt The Rules Heather
niccus: what... happens if you charge into a loop of arrows
RareKamex: I wonder if you can mod in rhythm heaven remix songs instead of the stage music
niccus: there's a built-in beat detector for any song you want
Tobenamed1: @LoadingReadyRun hello!
avi_miller: Speaking of Rhythm Heaven, have you all seen the Rift of the Necrodancer trailer? Parts of it give me Rhythm Heaven vibes
RandomTrivia: jlrrFall
SquareDotCube: a ghost with an arrow in your head
Sarah_Serinde: avi_miller Yeah they mentioned it at the start of the stream :)
jubale1: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown we take those!
Tobenamed1: I have never played or seen this game, how the heck does it even work
avi_miller: @sarah_serinde it looks exciting
RareKamex: LUL that's amazing
RandomTrivia: O_o
avi_miller: So close
SquareDotCube: nope
RandomTrivia: That is a really cool design
SquareDotCube: it's been there forver
avi_miller: Deep Blues is not new
RoyalNPC: almost forgot to get ya my Amazon money love LRR and everything you do
RandomTrivia: Welp
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
A_Dub888: rayfkWelp
Strebenherz: DEEPER blues
jubale1: i thought you had gone thru this whole game before
RandomTrivia: BEEG SWORD
RandomTrivia: benginChamp
iris_of_ether: Y E S
avi_miller: This character is cool
Sarah_Serinde: RoyalNPC If you're intending that to be a resub message, you might need to refresh before it'll show up, we don't have a notification for your resub so far
RandomTrivia: They have so many healths too
niccus: move diagonally to swing the sword
niccus: nah, last time they did all-zones mode, so they had unboosted health
SquareDotCube: spin the stick?
avi_miller: Use two directions at once
Seagulyus: diagonal attacks?
RareKamex: try pressing up/left or something
RandomTrivia: Does it swing the sword to the corner you specify?
RandomTrivia: That's wild
RandomTrivia: Manually swinging the sword is neat
niccus: DRODish mode
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RoyalNPC: wow 16 months thank you for all the amazing content over the last year and a bit
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e_bloc: Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100
Sarah_Serinde: There it is :)
jubale1: is there a mode where if you mistime the beat you don’t get an action?
ElementalAlchemist: whoa
niccus: that's more or less the default
jubale1: how less?
e_bloc: can you get a larger sword
Strebenherz: I just realized the vocals are the shopkeeper singing
Strebenherz: and they fade as you go away from them
KeytarCat: @Strebenherz Yeah, it's how you find NPCs once you learn the game!
Strebenherz: I like that. It's a really nice in-game way to do something like that
jubale1: cadence!
jubale1: need a resurrect-partner potion or sumsuch
RareKamex: LUL
KeytarCat: I saw an ad for a Shrooms Day celebration on my walk today
narset6691: i detected crypt of the necordancer and thus i am here
jubale1: the music makes this game
narset6691: soundtrack for this game is swee
Alephred: There's a guy who made a bunch of videos of himself actually singing the shopkeeper's song(s).
Alephred: I believe the devs actually reached out to him to include his tracks in the actual game.
narset6691: thats awesome!
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs
jubale1: lrrHAM_HF
Its_VeeBot: No one's gay for Moleman.
SquareDotCube: so I've been thinking, I'd like to see a character whose ability is to see how monsters attack according to their assigned time signatures
Kelderan: I adore this game. Love seeing you two playing it.
SquareDotCube: because I feel lthat's where a lot of the lrrHAM comes from, trying to remember who's attacking
Kelderan: I've put well over 100 hours into Dungeons of Dredmore and I've not beaten it. Still love it
mtvcdm: Look, if Artemis would just get her butt down here
avi_miller: Practice has absolutely gotten me better at this game but I am still far from even decent at it
avi_miller: It is a hard game
narset6691: take that dragon!
mtvcdm: If roguelikes were easy they wouldn't hold the allure they do.
avi_miller: I am just proud that I have beaten the whole non-DLC story. Aria was so hard
narset6691: ooo banshee
avi_miller: Ian “I would like the cheese” Horner
SaxPython: can you get the shopkeeper to fight the dragon?
narset6691: could you get the dragon to attack the shopkeep?
SaxPython: @narset6691 FBtouchdown
narset6691: well u can fight the shopkeep
narset6691: so its possible
Its_VeeBot: My favorite boss music
Kelderan: Smooth Jazz
Strebenherz: oh my god the design I love it
avi_miller: Hi Jules on guitar
niccus: song voted most likely to screw up players on double speed
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN FBtouchdown lrrHORN
RareKamex: with a half a heart
Strebenherz: NIIIICE
avi_miller: \o/
Sarah_Serinde: lrrGOAT
SaxPython: FBtouchdown PogChamp FBtouchdown
narset6691: the third stage areas are my favorite
SaxPython: BibleThump
BusTed: Oh yeah, the hot/cold one
narset6691: best music best area :)
avi_miller: Zone 3 has my favorite area track (3-3 cold)
narset6691 jams out
avi_miller: Though 4-3 and 5-3 are both incredible too
avi_miller: Also Hi Jules on guitar again
RandomTrivia: This track slaps so hard
RandomTrivia: I mean, the whole soundtrack is great but that one is particularly great
niccus: zone 3's gimmick is the lack of rooms, yeah
narset6691: rooms are boring MORE ICE SKATING
saucemaster5000: just been jamming to this music and baking for an hour
avi_miller: I am totally gonna be putting on this soundtrack again after this stream
avi_miller: It’s soo good
mtvcdm: I always like to start my day with a dragon
RareKamex: mimics can be anything they set their minds to
A_Dub888: All chests are mimics but all mimics aren't necessarily chests.... wait
SaxPython: Heather For Mayor (of the Crypt)
Strebenherz: would a glass cat knock itself off a shelf?
silenceaux: Eat Near Me
RareKamex: eat NEAR me
Its_VeeBot: "Eat NEAR Me"
RareKamex: eat me is prob also a fetish
Strebenherz: Would that just be food asmr?
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narset6691: DAMN THAT CRAFTY LEPERCHAUN
silenceaux: I think Pacemaker makes it so you can't drop combo from missing a beat, but it's been a long while
mtvcdm: !onemore
LRRbot: ONE MORE!
SaxPython: lol @mtv
SaxPython: peer pressure
mtvcdm: Ask and you shall receive
avi_miller: Ok reading on the patchnotes, I now know what the eating shrine does
A_Dub888: lrrHAM
narset6691: ooo tell us
narset6691: what does it do
shurtal: is that what couponing feels like?
avi_miller: If you eat two things directly next to it, it give you a choice of 3 items
mtvcdm: Okay, so confirmed, Heather prefers to shop by blowing up the store
avi_miller: Hell yeah 3-3
SaxPython: FBtouchdown NotLikeThis FBtouchdown
mtvcdm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Wheeler sets out to be the very best on this week's Is This Your Card? Game: Pokémon TCG) at Sun 06:00 PM PDT (5m from now).
SaxPython: <3
avi_miller: Thank you so much for the stream!
A_Dub888: @mtvcdm Why bother with the store's doors when you can make your own?
narset6691: and its full of money!
mtvcdm: !patreon
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SaxPython: good clean outro
mtvcdm: !youtube
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Strebenherz subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 13 months, currently on a 11 month streak!
Strebenherz: Thank you for the stream and the chill necrodancing vibes! You're all awesome.
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mtvcdm: !homestreams
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SaxPython: SabaPing
avi_miller: …
Strebenherz: Ian why
ElementalAlchemist: tiltyhPLS
SaxPython: BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump
mtvcdm: Purchase a portable Checkpoint hole, smash it and put the pieces in the lamination hole
Strebenherz: I kind of want to pull out sleeved cheese at the next MTG now
benjamin_wheeler: Just a heads up folks, I'll be a hot 10 minutes getting started as a goof from the previous week has locked me out of channel management
Juliamon: lmao whoops
LordZarano: Put Magic cards in your Checkpoint mug and coffee in your card sleeves
NotCainNorAbel: jlrrFacepalm
Strebenherz: I am reminded it's a really good honking game and I need to play it at some point
benjamin_wheeler: that or I've been fired in the funniest way possible
Fanklok: Out of a fart powered cannon?
SnackPak_: I'm sorry you had to find out this way
Strebenherz: Is this a side effect of you being chat banned last week?
SaxPython: water coolers revenge
shurtal: i always assume that any LRR termination would involve a cannon
Fanklok: I expect Graham to do it publicly on t witter without tagging the person beng fired
Juliamon: It's weird even *thinking* of a crew member being terminated
shurtal: "we're gonna need your employee badge" "Let me get the howitzer"
niccus: we'll find out at the conclusion of the guillotine TTSF
benjamin_wheeler: they can't fire me, I'm gay
Juliamon: sorry, Matt already took the gay slot
benjamin_wheeler: well how about the guy named Ben that plays Pokemon
duckace11: I have some bad news about that too
benjamin_wheeler: that's gotta keep me in demand
MurphEP subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 17 months!
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benjamin_wheeler: you serious?
thraximore: wasn't that quota filled already?
benjamin_wheeler: ok uh, what about load tattoo'd hyper competitive guy that plays difficult games
Cptasparagus: @benjamin_wheeler post malone?
e_bloc: don't know how to break it to him
saucemaster5000: And a company can only have one, and you are only acknowledged for ONE month by companies by putting a rainbow on a single ad.
duckace11: Depends loud or quiet
benjamin_wheeler: sorry, loud
Fanklok: Actually thanks to a contractual oversight if you change your name to Dave you can take over as the tattoo'd hypercompetitive guy
Juliamon: there *is* an opening for "queer Magic format pioneer"
Juliamon: however I'm not sure if that means the Magic format has to be queer
duckace11: @benjamin_wheeler I have bad news about this too
Juliamon: but 'briefly acknowleged by Wotc and then swept back under the rug' probably counts
benjamin_wheeler: Update: apparently it isnt just a me thing, this might be an everyone thing
Juliamon: oh dear
e_bloc: they fired all of you?
Juliamon: Pokemon is banned
Fanklok: LRR has been liquidated
Fanklok: in a blender
shurtal: The Queue failure has infected slack
thraximore: so it WILL blend
saucemaster5000: Oooh love me some streamer slurry
duckace11: content blender is a good way to describe Lrr's streaming style. Kappa
Fanklok: I regret my choices leading to this
benjamin_wheeler: maybe ITYC is the most cursed streamin in a traditional sense
Strebenherz: Did twitch pull a youtube and break?
Juliamon: The Pokemon Company found out about "Blussey"
Strebenherz: PFFT
saucemaster5000: HA!
duckace11: oh dear
benjamin_wheeler: oh fuck
shurtal: The P.C. hit the "stop the gay canaidian man from showing off rad shit" button
Strebenherz: Nintendo done sent a hitman on your ISP for Blussey crimes
benjamin_wheeler: that's right, I spoke about Blussey w/ my uncle, the one that works at nintendo
Fanklok: OFficer Jenny is coming to get you and take you to straight pokemon jail
shurtal: Pokemon Jail you being surrounded by a series of waist high bushes and rocks, but you don't have the HMs to get out
duckace11: please pokejail is so easy to break out of I think team rocket could do it
benjamin_wheeler: they shut me down for being too funny at the PPR
shurtal: bardOHNO
benjamin_wheeler: good news everyone
shurtal: No lawsuit?
ElementalAlchemist: You got rehired?
Fanklok: You bought LRR and rehired everyone on for double pay?
shurtal: you weren't too funny for the PPR?
YeetTheRich_: the wheelie breakers download finished?