mitomanox: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Spacelines from the Far Out) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (11m from now).
mitomanox: Good evening, NEXT people of chat land! <3
NightValien28: good evening
Spades_Slicc: Wait, what did Egon say about Crossing the Streams?
Spades_Slicc: I'm sure it's fine
rasterscan: What's everyone been playing game-wise today?
mitomanox: candy crush
v_nome: Elden Ring
rasterscan: @mitomanox Sometimes you got to crush some suga.
mitomanox: @mitomanox indeed
rasterscan: @v_nome Noice. What build?
Spades_Slicc: @rasterscan suffering of Bobert Brante
DeM0nFiRe: Hello chat
rasterscan: @rasterscan Ooooh. Did you start playing that before or after Talking Sim hit it?
v_nome: low level co-op str/faith. Though the game messed me up by getting a +8 weapon so I had to start again. lol
Spades_Slicc: @rasterscan after, I decided to go path of the noble and you get some interesting cases to judge
Pal_Friendpatine: Ssspppppppaaaaaccccceeee
rasterscan: @v_nome How'd that mess you up?
DeM0nFiRe: The one place not corrupted by capitalism
rasterscan: @rasterscan I gotta try that... after I clear through PoE and I Was a Teenage Exocolonist
v_nome: @v_nome I'm sticking to +3 so I can be summoned by +0 people
Spades_Slicc: @DeM0nFiRe We'll see about that -Some fuckin muskrat
DeM0nFiRe: :(
Spades_Slicc: alright who's my sniping competition tonight?
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
MAPBoardgames: lrrSIG HahaBall lrrSIG
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mitomanox: engaging for the engagement gods! <3 <3 <3
KaleidoscopeMind: oh hey - right on time
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Manae: !next
Spades_Slicc: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Spacelines from the Far Out) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (0s ago).
Spades_Slicc: @Manae nice
Earthenone: ~lasttweet
mitomanox: <3 matt!!!
Manae: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
SnackPak_: hi everyone
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: howdy yall
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aeon_novachrono: something witty with the number 4
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SaxPython: Is this like the submarine game but space?
rockman1967: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:40.
Mischievous_Catgeist: hiya everyone
EricTheOrange: We have Ben and Matt here tonight. Which ben and Matt? well we'll just have to find out.
Spades_Slicc: !updog
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tipulsar85: These Space lanes are farrrr out, man!
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mtvcdm: Hihi
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SnackPak_: it could be any Ben and Matt
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mitomanox: @SnackPak_ don't forget we have at least 7 Bens now
mtvcdm: I bet it's Batt Men.
laundreydhull: @erictheorange ...only two of an infinite number I bet.
Spades_Slicc: @mtvcdm No he's in gotham
kusinohki: what if those were all last names? mr. ben. mr. matt....
DEATHlikescats: a whole peck of Ben's!
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KaleidoscopeMind: what are the collective nouns for Bens and Matts?
Juliamon: We have at least three recurring Bens of various commonality
ThingsOnMyStream: Pretty sure this game is going to fix that "space is the one place not corrupted by capitalism" thing
mitomanox: @KaleidoscopeMind boiz
rockman1967: @kaleidoscopemind I would say a flannel
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DEATHlikescats: Bushell of Ben's and a Menagerie of Matt's
SnackPak_: I bet it's Ben Affleck and Matt Damon
kusinohki: an embiggen of bens? a multiplicity of matts?
Juliamon: a mattock of Matts
mitomanox: @SnackPak_ SeemsGood SeemsGood SeemsGood
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Dog_of_Myth: Good evening chat.
Orxolon: hello everybody!!!
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW bombar3Space
DEATHlikescats: hi @orxolon !
Orxolon: hi ^^
LordZarano: 2020Party
laundreydhull: @kusinohki Who are you, In this vast Matts' & Bens'...
DEATHlikescats: hi
TheWriterAleph: HI
TheAinMAP: Hello.
rzrdrgn: Hi
mtvcdm: And Cori!
kusinohki: not that lrr will ever reshoot this, but how would they do live action glurp??
laundreydhull: -Enough
Mischievous_Catgeist: there is only echos in space
laundreydhull: High....
public_key_reveal_party: because space ben, obviously
Scy_Anide: A Matt!
DEATHlikescats: ughhhhhhhh
vellebastet: 😆
Kramburger: Got any shakes to go with those vocal fries
saucemaster5000: uhhhhh
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Tangsm: Yup, can't understand a word. Just like a plane.
ButButTheJesus: uhhhhhhhh aeiou aeiou john madden john madden uhhhhhhhhhh
DeM0nFiRe: @ButButTheJesus LUL
Kramburger: Can you smooch aliens in this game?
saucemaster5000: suuuuuuuuuure
mtvcdm: I'm sure it's fine
DEATHlikescats: @dem0nfire heck yeah!
Sarah_Serinde: Cori finds good games :D
Nigouki: flight engineers mostly lost their jobs to computers, it's just cap and co-pilot now
public_key_reveal_party: lrrCORI is wonderful
laundreydhull: Moonbase Niner-Twenty Niners,...
SaxPython: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DEATHlikescats: @butbutthejesus such appropriate reference!
mtvcdm: !crossover
LRRbot: Pretty sure I saw this in Blaseball once. Or at least I ought to.
hi_im_emily: crossing the memes
ButButTheJesus: @DEATHlikescats uhhhhhhhhhhhh
saucemaster5000: This sounds complicated
Darleysam: it's a sort of Overcooked with a Slay the Spire/FTL map, where you run a space airline instead of a restaurant
TheMerricat: Cori Dickerson - co-host of Talking Sim everyone :D Kappa
mitomanox: it's a videogame
SaxPython: oh love the art style
Juliamon: ooh retrofuturism
saucemaster5000: when I flick the hard bit it responds positively
ShaneLeeAtk: !patreon
LRRbot: 2721 patrons for a total of $20,611.36 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
Cephallope: PogBones
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ampthedog: Go get ‘‘em gang
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Mischievous_Catgeist: lies!
laikagoat: me???
Multra0: Dang ive been calling it the dip stick
mtvcdm: !patreon
DEATHlikescats: we did it!
LRRbot: 2721 patrons for a total of $20,611.36 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
laundreydhull: oh God. it's a taco! Straight Outta lrrJAMES homestream!!
Calaban161: Your Welcome
KeytarCat: some sort of...analogue...stick?
Getter404: IT WAS ME, BEN! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!
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MAPBoardgames: You can't prove I'm responsable
ThorSokar: FBtouchdown It's all our fault FBtouchdown
Brozard: Video James
laundreydhull: The Slipper Taco Is Real!!
mtvcdm: !store
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cmdrzellgaudis: Looks like the bar from Futurama
NarishmaReborn: THERE
NarishmaReborn: ARE
Robot_Bones: Yes I am a Moth
NarishmaReborn: FOUR
Mr_Whyt: but i want the lights
CaptainSpam: There! Are! Four! Lights!
NarishmaReborn: LIGHTS
NightValien28: I thought it was supposed to be four lights
CururuGuasu: It will be…significant
Mischievous_Catgeist: a shirt
public_key_reveal_party: Nailed it!
mtvcdm: If you like talking about lights, come join the Discord!
mtvcdm: !discord
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saucemaster5000: "Hello, I'd like to buy the fixed lights in your living room."
KaleidoscopeMind: cup, singular
Getter404: I love... cup
TemporallyAwry: PrideCheers Cup !
laundreydhull: How?.... It's a Space Taco in the shape of a slipper!!
SnackPak_: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
Pal_Friendpatine: I found this game more difficult solo than I would have liked. But it’s not really for solos so I get that
Getter404: An Dice!
DEATHlikescats: hi Cup! Hi Mat!
RurouniGeo: hey Ben spell "i cup" xD
Spades_Slicc: Too bad the store doesn't let me buy stuff ;_;
MAPBoardgames: Don't talk about bite club t-shirts.
ButButTheJesus: cup AND shirt?!
Mr_Whyt: cup shirt matt, man woman tv
ThorSokar: how much is a Matt??
Akaiatana: Cup Shirt Mat, as opposed to Cuphead
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Kyir: Give us lids!!!
mercano82: A cup. Order quickly, supply is singular
satyropodobny: In space no one can hear you line
Kyir: LIDS OR RIOT
RealLifeBFG: I'd buy a matt ngl
DEATHlikescats: limited edition lid
ButButTheJesus: wher pis cup
A_Dub888: !findquote chat
LRRbot: Quote #499: "I like how the Chat's slowed down, like everyone's really intense... or they just don't give a shit." —Beej [2015-07-20]
Dread_Pirate_Westley: We demand cup lids!
saucemaster5000: The cup is how you collect the lid's piss
Getter404: Chat want Lid FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
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SohNata: bloop
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Fruan: Put a lid on Matt!
TotallyNotaBeholder: P A U L T E C H N O L O G Y
DEATHlikescats: legitimately great tech Paul
mitomanox: how far is the far out
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WasntFuzzyWuzzy: Paul Technology!
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Thatwasademo: I dunno, paultech sounds pretty dangerous
ladylinzington: Paul Technology!
Spades_Slicc: New game who dis?
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AtomicAlchemical: 36 months? That's almost a year!
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satyropodobny: The Future!
DEATHlikescats: PT
Thatwasademo: I've seen commodore hustle, I know what happens when you rely on paultech
amospiritus: LRR SIPPY CUP! I NEEDZ
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TemporallyAwry: Oh right, a button! Not as good as Cup though
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Strebenherz: !stream
DEATHlikescats: hoom
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Mischievous_Catgeist: the paul clones did it
A_Dub888: Tech-Paul-ogy
SnackPak_: that checks out
Mr_Whyt: cool technology
Juliamon: Paul related to Minions?
Akaiatana: Paul's Beard was HUGE in 1992
mercano82: This is why I like wired controllers. Also, they’re like $20 cheaper.
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
saucemaster5000: Does that mean we can blame paul for all this?
BloodnBullets: he went back in time and created time
rasterscan: Boooo
rasterscan: Pun
NightValien28: paul is santa?
DoctorHutch: lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL The All Paul
Arclight_Dynamo: Paul T. Eknology
DEATHlikescats: he buds straight from the beard
randombillfolds: His Pupaul.
ShaneLeeAtk: Each Paul clone has survived through a reset of the continuum
SquareDotCube: A paui-totype
randombillfolds: Discipaul.
fireiceair1989 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 55 months!
fireiceair1989: fireic1Love lrrSHINE
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terracottageek: but can he sing
SaxPython: The Chosen One KomodoHype
Xafty: sure is over 9000
TemporallyAwry: Ugh ... too real LuvOops
KeytarCat: I'm glad they said it in the tutorial
mercano82: No pressure, Ben
DoctorHutch: lrrFRUMP
saucemaster5000: 15 minutes? That's HOURS!
NewtyNewts: ONly 15
Pal_Friendpatine: It’s important stuff
A_Dub888: Also its over 9000
Arclight_Dynamo: More like he's a PAL 9000, am I right?
ThingsOnMyStream: a multiplayer game that only allows one person to do the tutorial is an interesting decision
Spades_Slicc: Dedicated dance button, just like real life
Nigouki: Cancel Release? Is that when you un-burp?
plummeting_sloth: ah, how I operate. I'm either dancing with people, picking them up or canceling them
laikagoat: but that was last night
Thatwasademo: surprise: it's rhythm monday
Dog_of_Myth: Quick, call Ian or Heather
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DeM0nFiRe: LUL
SnackPak_: busted!
public_key_reveal_party: rhythm cafe: IN SPACE!
mowdownjoe: lrrDILLY
Juliamon: Rhythm Tuesday in Australia
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
ButButTheJesus: HEATHER HAS BEEN SUMMONED
JeffNelson1961: Hey Nelly!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Nice cover, Nelson.
MAPBoardgames: Youall messed up!
pn55: We have angered the Heather...
Mischievous_Catgeist: Heather is going to cut the cables ...
bigpuppystuart: And that was the last night they were seen alive
Forgebold: Uh oh, you have attracted the scrutiny of Heather
Strebenherz: Thin ice, thin ice
mercano82: You guys are all on notice.
saucemaster5000: @Arclight_Dynamo I believe you were the one who recommended "La Bete Noire" the other day? If you are, I made one! With brandy in it, and strawberries on top! We were happy campers!
Nigouki: "interact with the reactor" is too broad of an instruction >_>
laikagoat: so ftl
TheMerricat: ftl
Going_Medium: submarine game
TemporallyAwry: ^
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah that other space one I think?
Nigouki: Like, Chernobyl was "interact with the reactor"
Spades_Slicc: Go deeper?
jellybean57: this does look very visually like Out of Space
niccus: antagonize the core
kusinohki: we have to go deeper?
ladylinzington: chat is twitter down?
Rift_goose: What about Barotrauma? It's like We need to go deeper
Sarah_Serinde: ladylinzington It's working fine for me
Spades_Slicc: @ladylinzington no
TehAmelie: oh hi
plummeting_sloth: purposefully running out of fuel in mid-run is very quiet quitting
Dog_of_Myth: Twitter is working for me
mercano82: Did Lovers in a Desperate Spacetime have a power mechanic?
ladylinzington: oh it's borked for UK users
Anubis169: not sure... may have?
Anubis169: ladylinzington: might just be the UK's CDN
Darleysam: i think twitter's down on web browsers, mobile app works fine (had same problem myself)
Anubis169: take this time to enjoy the lack of vitriol that isn't accessible to your phone
Spades_Slicc: Space ... has finally been corrupted by capitalism
Sarah_Serinde: Gee I wonder why we're seeing more games with those themes, so weird
terracottageek: wait I thought we were in a dystopian capitalist post-apocalyptic world
Reecer6: It's a little hard to believe in a non-dystopian capitalist space future.
LaconicLad: It's where we live now.
BloodnBullets: theres only one future we can imagine at this point, dystopian capitalism...
DEATHlikescats: recognizing the Collonizer part of space colonizing
Mathonwy: I mean... Art reflects life...
Anubis169: wheeeeeeeeeeee
plummeting_sloth: space, a land of 2 dimensions
public_key_reveal_party: this game looks like such a perfect amount of chaos
gualdhar: ah yes EVE Online flying mechanics
Kaorti: the dystopian capitalism is for believability.
Anubis169: is this from the same studio as 7 Billion Humans?
Reecer6: leave the girl, we don't need her
145 raiders from Seabats have joined!
mowdownjoe: @Anubis169 Doesn't look like it.
dougma subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 79 months!
dougma: beep boop
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Anubis169: Seachats! lrrAWESOME
Spades_Slicc: Howdy raiders
Anubis169: Welcome in all!
Edgarware: seabatTROG
laundreydhull: Seachats; A T T A C....!!
DEATHlikescats: welcome lrrSHINE
gamercat88: space pirates neat
KeytarCat: It's not the best choice, it's Spacer's Choice!
F1SHOR: sergeHi sergeHi
plummeting_sloth: company policy
laundreydhull: tis a raid & must resemble as a literal raid.
SquareDotCube: "my eyes are augmented"
NarishmaReborn: like peter macnicol in ghostbusters 2
Spades_Slicc: Going ancient greek philosopher on that darkness
plummeting_sloth: now, repairs of course will come out of your pay
NarishmaReborn: @Spades_Slicc captain_america_i_get_that_reference.gif
Ryxiene: Is this Overcooked but with a spaceship?? LUL
ElementalAlchemist: Good evening friends
TehAmelie: are we space rafting?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Not crash? That seems improbable.
Spades_Slicc: Has LRR done A Flame in the Flood?
saucemaster5000: Wasted!
Darleysam: yeah, in GTA the police just want you to know how good you are at crime
KeytarCat: 190 gold
plummeting_sloth: we've still got almost 40 space bucks left, clearly this is some kinda fraud situation
TehAmelie: is it a space station or a lunch box?
terracottageek: it's not the size of your station it's how you use it someone had to say it but it still made me feel horrible
mercano82: 1 AU = 1 Astrometric Unit = the average distance from the Earth to the Sun
DEATHlikescats: I enjoy narrator Nelly. got good soothing voice
Spades_Slicc: @mercano82 Me, an intellectual: 1 Australia
saucemaster5000: I know it's supposed to be Hal, but Arthur looks like Gypsy from Mst3k
Thatwasademo: Zeta sector? Are we going to find Beej?
damn_i_am_pretty: Zeta sector?! oh no
Banather subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 62 months!
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KaleidoscopeMind: @DEATHlikescats I imagine it's the bedtime story practice
TehAmelie: me, a writer: alternate universe
NarishmaReborn: time to get ready to rumble i suppose
TotallyNotaBeholder: What is Godspeed anyway? Like at least 35 or so?
Alex_Frostfire: @mercano82 But consider: 1 Gold
A_Dub888: !findquote button
LRRbot: Quote #4425: "Why can't I just hit a button and I win?" —James [2017-10-26]
plummeting_sloth: that's what the flashlight eyes are for
terracottageek: it's not on ethical if it's been done in a Mario game
TheMerricat: That's a question I've been asking for most of my life Ben
mitomanox: frenz
Pal_Friendpatine: You gotta finish the tutorial
Mischievous_Catgeist: yay my internet is back up
LaconicLad: welcome back, MC.
Manae: seabatCHOICE
DEATHlikescats: welcome @mischievous_catgeist ! glad you made it
A_Dub888: !findquote weather
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
plummeting_sloth: in space, no one can hear your weather report
Thatwasademo: !findquote space
LRRbot: Quote #3488: "I'm going to invade your personal space." —Graham, to Paul [2016-10-07]
Spades_Slicc: You better hope there's no weather in space
mitomanox: @LRRbot ha!
JohnLockeCole: Space has two kinds of weather: None, and Hot Fast Death
JohnLockeCole: thankfully None is much more common
mitomanox: for maximum relaxation smooth jazz will be provided
A_Dub888: Cool Technology
TheMerricat: Look at me! I'm the player 3 now!
SquareDotCube: Unpair the controllers and reconnect one at a time?
plummeting_sloth: see the harm of constant body swapping
iondream: what about the mail
damn_i_am_pretty: feature request enabled
CaptainSpam: Back in MY day we never had these problems! We had wired controllers and labeled controller ports, like Miyamoto intended! Kappa
gualdhar: The flight is delayed due to technical issues, we're working to resolve them as quickly as we can! the plane won't crash for sure!
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fjordsword: we love the technical difficulties
BloodnBullets: good music for technical difficulties
saucemaster5000: You opened the technical difficulty box.... I came
TemporallyAwry: Crossing the Streams, gotta love that one of those streams is Windows10 PrideLaugh
goombalax: a syncing suspicion?
DEATHlikescats: I'm into it. it's the most authentic experience playing with others
Boon_33: the files are INSIDE the computer
Kyir: A dingle for every dongle
Crad0k: what keeps squeeking?
DEATHlikescats: no dungle
Dog_of_Myth: ding dang dongles
saucemaster5000: Dodongos keep eating my truth bombs
DEATHlikescats: no doubt
Drasvin: Didongos dislike smoke
TemporallyAwry: !highlight
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shurtal: beard cam
Nigouki: maximum beard view
YeetTheRich_: unsolicited dongl
Kyir: That is high resolution bearding
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hatboozeparty: Very personal cam
Crad0k: also, this is why wires will always be superior :-p
ElementalAlchemist: That sounded like Windows to me
CaptainSpam: Darn kids and your auto-pairing wifi Bluetooth nonsense! lrrBEEJ
Alex_Frostfire: That made me think /I/ just plugged something into my computer somehow.
mitomanox: @Crad0k beards included
DEATHlikescats: @yeettherich_ maaaaasive dongle
SquareDotCube: may just be a dead controller
Crad0k: unplug everything, plug them in one by one
Ryxiene: No rush! We’ve all been here x) PrideHeartL PrideHeartR
saucemaster5000: turn off matt then turn him on again
TemporallyAwry: Good background music for troubleshooting PrideLaugh
Crad0k: then plug in in sequence
Boon_33: Matt is clearly a cylon, only reasonable explanation at this point.
mitomanox: @TemporallyAwry !!!
Strebenherz: I kinda appreciate moments like these. Is very relateable
DEATHlikescats: this is giving me Halo LAN party flashbacks
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Kyir: Yaaaaaay!
Ryxiene: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
A_Dub888: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Drasvin: FBtouchdown
DEATHlikescats: his!
SquareDotCube: well Ian has a new TTSF project I guess
goombalax: avngrJam avngrJam avngrJam
PatronSaintOfUncertainty: That's me in the spotlight
shurtal: i didn't know it was Rhythm Cafe
A_Dub888: Can we tell Ian?
Fanklok: tag yourself
Crad0k: @SquareDotCube no, we want it all to *work* at the end
mitomanox: lrrFINE_HF
saucemaster5000: Heather won't believe anything Ian says, its' fine
mitomanox: I prefer weather reports with cats
plummeting_sloth: 4 different people feeding the alien snacks
airylan: random dance party!
gualdhar: a little too close to real for LRR people
EricTheOrange: wow cori, way to fail at dancing
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: Never drink sea water, even mixed with fresh water.
TehAmelie: i just hope we get to utilize 0G to make perfectly round dumplings
plummeting_sloth: our passengers grow board of our sick moves, WARP SPEED
saucemaster5000: mmmmm..... dumplings
DEATHlikescats: losing fuel tho
Darleysam: going faster destroys your fuel
Fanklok: @tehamelie that's witchcraft
whitefirecomix: the map looks like the DBZ Dragon Radar and I can't unsee it
A_Dub888: Net Zero FBtouchdown
mitomanox: Kreygasm
TehAmelie: are they star bucks?
DEATHlikescats: Bezos bucks for sure
plummeting_sloth: 30 space bucks, a veritable fortune
ThingsOnMyStream: So the passenger is basically just Twitch chat, making you dance your their entertainment?
EricTheOrange: have one person constantly making food and one driving and the other 2 just keep dancing
YeetTheRich_: a single monke
NarishmaReborn: dancing to entertain on top of piloting, cooking, etc, all for $30
whitefirecomix: classic pilot behaviour "I just picked up this man"
Timagio: We're rich!
mitomanox: @NarishmaReborn that's 2022
MAPBoardgames: Everybody dance now!
mercano82: Speaking of Overcooked, I wonder if Plate Up is on the CTS radar
A_Dub888: Crashless Ben
Timagio: Health Inspectors coming for you
Dread_Pirate_Westley: No crashes guaranteed (Insert comma as needed)
plummeting_sloth: welcome to Air Lackofair
Pteraspidomorphi: l'airr
SquareDotCube: slimehound
Inspaders: will it still be called "Air" something if there's no air?
airylan: y'aint nothin but a space hound flying all the time?
goombalax: is the second phase of this game Among Us after you pick up too many space randos
Akaiatana: The Colour Out of Space Hound
Ryxiene: I like that you bear-hugged your first customer before leaving LUL
DeChunkandFriends: welcome to Desert Bus 2777
MAPBoardgames: If you run out of gas, you can always get out and push. lrrBEEJ
mitomanox: if you turn the ship upside down in space, does it affect in-ship gravity?
plummeting_sloth: who needs gravity, we gotta make a call
TehAmelie: is it wrong if i want a battery that size?
mitomanox: dad can we stop at mcdonnald's?
damn_i_am_pretty: totes on top of this
Boon_33: seeing where you're going is for chumps
mtvcdm: Look, have you seen gas prices lately? It's cheaper to walk
TheMerricat: you might only be able to visit a statio once.
Pteraspidomorphi: thumbs down!
A_Dub888: lrrFINE
mitomanox: lrrFINE_HF
MAPBoardgames: Who needs gravity when you have a sweet red telephone?
ThingsOnMyStream: if only more then one person had been able to do the tutorial
Spades_Slicc: The fun thing about space is that you don't stop moving
MrQBear: the phone was ringing, do you have to answer it after calling them??
saucemaster5000: ask the passengers if any of them are willing to donate their bodies for fuel
NightValien28: MrQBear yeah
Spades_Slicc: Everyone pick a quadrant
gualdhar: lol Ben said doodie
mitomanox: oh the press...
saucemaster5000: ben said a poop word!
MAPBoardgames: he said dutie!
KilrenKrae: hehe duty
mjiig: "Ultra economy" - "in fact, you may not actually get there"
TemporallyAwry: Gotta make some of those ghost ships for the shipbreakers back on earth ;p
Spades_Slicc: Rogue-light
Spades_Slicc: lantern of thiever
Sharkfists: rogue-flight
Spades_Slicc: y
Nuurgle: sounds like life
MAPBoardgames: Rouge faster than lite?
KeytarCat: Run-based
Spades_Slicc: rogue-bite
plummeting_sloth: I didn't chose the rogue life, the rogue life chose me
MAPBoardgames: What if you just want to dance? What button do you push then?
Boon_33: confirm, cancel and DANCE
SquareDotCube: the dance isn't within range
Sharkfists: that's a funky baseline
Spades_Slicc: The captain the skipper or the pilot
mitomanox: cute game <3
plummeting_sloth: something made your engines burn super hard for a bit there
Pal_Friendpatine: This is so much more pleasant with multiple people
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Spades_Slicc: how do you know how much time you hav
saucemaster5000: stinky like a real greyhound bus
MrQBear: time remaining was under the radar I think
plummeting_sloth: "Died in space, 2.5 out of 5 stars"
ThingsOnMyStream: can you rill the fuel here, before you leave?
dumbo3k: Ooo, it doesn't auto refuel on reaching your destination
KeytarCat: @saucemaster5000 I'm not looking forward to my holiday travel, then
EricTheOrange: This kinda reminds me of FTL how you assign people jobs and scramble to put out fires.
Sharkfists: FTL needs more dancing
TheMerricat: This is overcooked meets FTL as far as I can tell
Sharkfists: oveftlercooked
Sethalidos: I just tuned in and am so confused
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SquareDotCube: comms!
MAPBoardgames: Welcome to the gig economy!
plummeting_sloth: let's sell a passenger for it
fiftymcnasty: Does turning off other systems save fuel?
ThingsOnMyStream: I'm seeing an issue with your ticket prices
plummeting_sloth: love costs extra
Boon_33: what is love? (don't hurt me)
Duwani1: they burn so many meals
saucemaster5000: need to join the million mile high club
mtvcdm: This trip cost us $22
ThingsOnMyStream: make it up in volume!
Duwani1: yes
mitomanox: adult life
TheMerricat: TBF you got two legs out of that gas tank so that was spread over both of fhem.
TehAmelie: MIchelin only rates restaurants on Earth up to 3 stars, you know. we're going to be out of this world
Pteraspidomorphi: I think the robot said passengers pay more if you have more stars?
plummeting_sloth: I wonder if the fuel is cheaper at a station than out in space
Ryxiene: Lol wonder how the no frills, Wafflehouse staff approach would score?
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plummeting_sloth: shit, I would pay MORE for not having seats
saucemaster5000: I'm on team die on the way
plummeting_sloth: dang cramped seats
mtvcdm: What are savings?
KeytarCat: Did we charge the rescue for passage?
Tiber727: Hold on to the handle, even when leaving orbit.
James_the_Dabbler: Does using the radar use energy?
RAZRBCK08: the fuel looked cheaper in the station but idk
Boon_33: I think the rescue rode for free
Pteraspidomorphi: KeytarCat: Yes
Pteraspidomorphi: It added money
Boon_33: nvm
plummeting_sloth: got charge more for rescue work
SnowBuddy18: is this Space Desert Bus?
Boon_33: Dr. Zoidburg?
KeytarCat: @Pteraspidomorphi wow, we're jerks
Duwani1: I wonder if you depower systems you use less fuel?
ThingsOnMyStream: @SnowBuddy18 no, this bus has passengers
TheMerricat: microwave broke
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plummeting_sloth: sir? sir sir@
saucemaster5000: can you put the passengers on the grill?
SquareDotCube: Do the rescues even give us money?
TheMerricat: Yep they just did
TheMerricat: $15 that last one
EricTheOrange: I feel like we still need to learn how to be a profitable buisness. Maybe theirs ways to make extra money, Or cheaper gas.
Boon_33: monay monay monay
NightValien28: SquareDotCube yeah they are worth some
Manae: Is gas cheaper at the station such that it's worth risking the non-fill-up?
plummeting_sloth: sick, let's put all our money back in the gas tank again
MAPBoardgames: Fuel is way cheaper at station, isn't it?
plummeting_sloth: I think so
Shadwhawk: I think it said it was like $35 for a half-tank at the station
saucemaster5000: I blame traffic. We haven't seen any, but it's out there causing problems somewhere
Boon_33: Prawn is a slur (in district 9)
EricTheOrange: Yeah this game is a critique of how "self employeed" truckers get screwed over by the system.
Tiber727: Dang, these airlines are never on time.
TheMerricat: Chat, work to rule. Always.
plummeting_sloth: so, what happens when you can't afford gas to get out of the station?
Banather: !findquote space
LRRbot: Quote #954: "Rogue space pooper..." —Graham [2015-10-26]
Juliamon: uh oh
MAPBoardgames: @TheMerricat I work for banan
Nigouki: windows noises!
NightValien28: mad cash yo
MAPBoardgames: $400?!
EricTheOrange: Can you buy gas at these stops or can you only buy it mid flight?
MAPBoardgames: You can almost fill your gas tank
Dergib: are they giving you banan?
plummeting_sloth: roll till we get LRR
TemporallyAwry: Gotta keep slamming the button until you get LRR yup.
saucemaster5000: you certainly look like floobies
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Zwb
DaxStrife: Space Cab for Laser Floobie?
MAPBoardgames: can't play a ping-pong minigame? 0/10
plummeting_sloth: you have not yet earned company ping pong privlidges
NightValien28: "amazing"
bmac_oceanusborealis: Same dragon time, same dragon channel
Boon_33: pingpong is for closers!
korvys: On the next episode of Leisure Floobies Z
TwitchTVsFrank: zee i thought it was zed
TehAmelie: we don't know, this could be DBZ after they've blown up all the planets
Juliamon: this game's music is inherently perfect for ad breaks
DEATHlikescats: @daxstrife brings new meaning to "I will follow you into the dark"
MAPBoardgames: ad breaks and elevators!
TehAmelie: imagine an elevator powered by ads
TwitchTVsFrank: have advertisers gotten to elevators yet
TehAmelie: you have to actively watch the ads to keep it from stopping, of course
Juliamon: ages ago
Juliamon: elevators are prime real estate
DEATHlikescats: @tehamelie isn't that every Vegas elevator?
TwitchTVsFrank: makes sense captive audience and all that
Boon_33: to have the doors open on your floor simply put both arms up and yell: "mcspacies, I'm lovin it"
TehAmelie: wouldn't surprise me
TemporallyAwry: @TehAmelie I'm still screaming internally from this thought. If a building requires a watch an add to open a door to release me - I pull the fire alarm lrrSPOOP
ylegm: anythings better than the mass effect elevator
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BillTheCat: wow, 100 months, that's almost 100 years if you don't think about it
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plummeting_sloth: welcome floob-fans
TehAmelie: ditto
korvys: On today's episode of Leisure Floobies Z...
TehAmelie: and hi again
Mischievous_Catgeist: pepto bismuth
Boon_33: kidnap that shark!
plummeting_sloth: just put all your money into the bank, and wait. Probably safer than being in a spaceliner
laundreydhull: !addquote Cori
Cptasparagus: i like B because portapotty
NightValien28: model B has a bathroom, can pay off in the end
airylan: B has a bathroom
plummeting_sloth: bah, these open concept spaceship these days. Dang flippers
MAPBoardgames: Vehicle $400. Fuel for vehicle $100. Are these spaceships designed by HP or Canon?
RealGamerCow: weird FTL mod
NightValien28: C has its own entertainment system though
saucemaster5000: who needs bathrooms? Poop is just a re-burger waiting to happen
EricTheOrange: B has a bathroom
Kelderan: @saucemaster5000 lrrEFF lrrFRUMP
Boon_33: portajohn really sells B
plummeting_sloth: you know what folks like these days? Sitting
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Its_VeeBot: *deep inhale* SPAAAAAAAAACE!
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MAPBoardgames: !findquote chair
LRRbot: Quote #4249: "He's probably going to try and kill me because I sat in the wrong chair." —Cori, about James [2017-06-02]
Cptasparagus: pooper!
plummeting_sloth: "Welcome to Spirit Spacelines, where our motto is 'You're gonna have to hold it"
SeKa42: how much fuel they consume per mile, thats important LUL
EricTheOrange: C has seats nad b has bathroom
Strebenherz: Navigation and chill
Cptasparagus: and if you have to poo while driving its convenient
MAPBoardgames: The CtS?
Spades_Slicc: Desert Floob
NarishmaReborn: Floobaprise
11Dot: SPACESHIP MCSPACESHIPFACE
korvys: FLRRbies
Mischievous_Catgeist: floob boo b
shurtal: the Space Extractor
ylegm: get piped
KeytarCat: Space face!
Nuurgle: tube is for trains, not planes
korvys: Did it come with fuel?
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe there are pirates
RealGamerCow: Nelson with the dad plan
LordZarano: Does it come fueled?
TheMerricat: might want to double check that you were given a full tank....
saucemaster5000: Wow they went from 0 to kidnapping
mtvcdm: !addquote (Cori) [now] Keep some slush for gas.
LRRbot: New quote #8196: "Keep some slush for gas." —Cori [2022-08-29]
plummeting_sloth: oh, this is a bit FTL'y
KeytarCat: Catastronauts is closer to overcooked than this, but this is so delightfully deep! I like this take on it
MAPBoardgames: Who could've known it'd be a spire-like?
Mischievous_Catgeist: its a space like
TehAmelie: definitely a homage to FTL's map
DaxStrife: STONKS
Spades_Slicc: Stonks? Going to the Moon?
KeytarCat: er, I've played Catastronauts, which is*
Thatwasademo: go left
Kelderan: @Mischievous_Catgeist A... sprogue-like perhaps?
Mischievous_Catgeist: thats chats moto
TemporallyAwry: !motto
Alas_Babylon: Safety third?
korvys: !advice
LRRbot: When things go bad, eat the slug.
BillTheCat: go left
circusofkirkus: that's chat's motto
gualdhar: but the logo goes right
Thatwasademo: !quote left
LRRbot: Quote #5864: "CAUTION: THE ENEMY IS APPROACHING!" —Left Alive, repeatedly [2019-03-05]
dumbo3k: Go Left is the twitch motto I think
mtvcdm: Comedy that makes no apologies. Sorry.
EricTheOrange: "like porn but better"
Spades_Slicc: @KeytarCat Cat Astronauts you say?
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Pteraspidomorphi: Just remembered I forgot to drop this
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Thatwasademo: wait I meant findquote
TehAmelie: ever forward, never learning
Himyul: Never Learning, Ever Forward?
airylan: !badadvice
LRRbot: Do a violence.
Spades_Slicc: A kingdom of cards
Thatwasademo: !findquote left
LRRbot: Quote #6106: "I wish I knew how much blood I have left." —RebelliousUno [2019-06-11]
Nuurgle: Leftish Ready Run
Mattmitchell45: Safety Third
mtvcdm: LRRBot, come up with a motto.
RealGamerCow: Always forward, learning out of spite
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #6636: "That was a weird thing to say at this moment in time, Cameron." —Cameron [2019-12-21]
petey_vonwho: Left is always Right
Its_VeeBot: Look at me.
Nuurgle: even the arrow points right
plummeting_sloth: it's more of a creed than a motto
Lyropithic: LRR: Loading, Ready, Running?
Its_VeeBot: I'm the captain now.
BillTheCat: !advice
LRRbot: The bucket has reach.
JohnLockeCole: Ever Forward Never Learning
KeytarCat: @KeytarCat One, but it's a pun on catastrophe 😿
TehAmelie: that bell makes me think i still have Cookie Clicker turned on on another tab x_o
Himyul: oh wait, it's probably "Everything is Fine"
TheDailyMapleSyrup: The original model was better than porn then ever forward never learning and safety third
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Clench_Eastwood: 89 months and STILL my favorite group of entertainers on the internet
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saucemaster5000: What happens if you poop in an unpowered lavatory?
Nuurgle: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW_HF
Boon_33: hungry frog is hungry
Spades_Slicc: @saucemaster5000 No vacumn
plummeting_sloth: now, if we don't feed they, they won't need to use the bathroo
korvys: "Are we in 'Food in' or 'Food out' mode?"
EricTheOrange: I am curious what happens when you don't have a toilet
saucemaster5000: @saucemaster5000 that sounds.... safer
Clench_Eastwood: o/
Edgarware: nice!
Spades_Slicc: @saucemaster5000 You'd be surprised
RealGamerCow: Leboth-D, the Moline, Illinoios of space
plummeting_sloth: honestly, very true to kick them off the ship before you need to feed them
Boon_33: now with: steering
Mischievous_Catgeist: we reinforced the steering by telling the pilot we are behind them
tehfewl: but if you say your ship steers, that implies other ships don't
NarishmaReborn: right is the new left
circusofkirkus: "always forward, never learning"
Cptasparagus: I think its go "Rleft"
korvys: !advice
LRRbot: Anesthetize the mimic.
DEATHlikescats: !motto
Chesul: Always Forward, Never Learning.
Tangsm: Just fly right backwards.
planeswalkagogo: "Ever forward, never learning"
Spades_Slicc: lrrFINE
Sarah_Serinde: It used to be "Like porn, but better" but that was quite a while ago
BasilHunter: Safety Third!
Drasvin: Safety Third
TheMerricat: !quote motto
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
mtvcdm: It's "Comedy that makes no apologies. Sorry." At least last I recall.
korvys: !badadvice
LRRbot: Kick the 'Reader!
MrQBear: safety third
rasterscan: All Throughout the Floobiverse
DAC169: it's "LRR: Left Right Right"
EricTheOrange: I mean Paul is here he can tell you.
YeetTheRich_: the motto is
v_nome: From Victoria To The World?
BrowneePoints: What about "Floob is a madman. Help us! Save us!"
YeetTheRich_: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
CranstonSnord: Always Be Floobing
plummeting_sloth: it's now "Like porn but worse"
JohnLockeCole: I think the Motto is "Just Dome 'Em" -- I have that on a button
korvys: "Comedy that makes no apologies, sorry"
7gorobei: LRRmans is "Ever Forward, Never Turnng"
saucemaster5000: can you invite beefcake mcshark TO the bathroom?
kusinohki: did I hear "flooby fugi airways"??
ladylinzington: wasn't it 'Comedy that makes no apologies...sorry' at some point?
LordZarano: LRR motto is "Comedy that makes no apologies, sorry."
Dread_Pirate_Westley: A space toilet?
cmdrzellgaudis: “Our crew is expendable! Your passage is not!”
TracteurBlinde: "Like port but left"
GhostofJeffGoldblum: So the pitch for this game was, "What if FTL was about cruise liners?"
plummeting_sloth: it's 2022, you can't just call someone a power person
saucemaster5000: he has to earn his name like all xcom employees
Thatwasademo: nice space bus station
Boon_33: rather have it and never need it than need it and not have it.
DaxStrife: "Stuff just breaks over time." - the universal condition.
plummeting_sloth: a very relaxed explanation of the 3rd law of thermodynamics
EricTheOrange: "sir, please stay out of the captain cabin."
Spades_Slicc: This is space Uber
DEATHlikescats: y'all work together well!
saucemaster5000: great! It's $168 a gallon
Gaz_L: $168USD?!?
KeytarCat: Not even absurd video games escape the second law of thermodynamics
Pal_Friendpatine: Wow this is so much better to play (watch) with multiple players
Spades_Slicc: @Gaz_L no it's cad
EricTheOrange: Ahhh I see so it's best to refule at stops like these rather than mid flight.
plummeting_sloth: it's spacebux
plummeting_sloth: that's a 5 star floober there bud
Desruprot: limesD
DEATHlikescats: floobie is a very Muppet word
Gaz_L: too far, don't go south of the wormhole at this time of day, pal
KeytarCat: @Gaz_L S-south, sir?
EricTheOrange: Still haven't used the portapotty. May just be decoration?
BloodnBullets: Dance! would you kindly.
Pal_Friendpatine: They need to power the toilet
Its_VeeBot: Uh-oh, stinky
Mischievous_Catgeist: is the food bad?
DEATHlikescats: topical
plummeting_sloth: that's it, everybody off the boat
EricTheOrange: can we clean? or do we gotta find a cleaner
saucemaster5000: Can you maroon the stinky one? It's for the better good
bubba0077: I think he held the food too long waiting for someone to be hungry
EricTheOrange: is that what the toilets for, to puke in?
TehAmelie: in space no one can hear you beef
Spades_Slicc: Power Boost!!
NarishmaReborn: welcome to plague airlines
EricTheOrange: are we just like a plague ship now
plummeting_sloth: welcome to the quarantine ship!
CanPlayGames: UwU whats dis? :3c
Pteraspidomorphi: Can you upgrade the ship mid voyage?
RealGamerCow: That was a Spirit Air flight
saucemaster5000: can you restock the food systems with the extra puke molecules? Shame to waste protein resources in cold hard space
Pteraspidomorphi: I guess you can only upgrade at the company hq
BloodnBullets: this map feels like FTL
TehAmelie: Ashy Moon sounds like Moon Moon's mom
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh nice
Spades_Slicc: You don't need comms
plummeting_sloth: gotta love the folks that looked at your ship, covered in sick, and still paid business class to get on
RealGamerCow: is the toilet for pukeys?
KeytarCat: notably not for pukeys
mtvcdm: !addquote (Ben) [now] If we get rid of the toilet, people are going to need the toilet.
LRRbot: New quote #8197: "If we get rid of the toilet, people are going to need the toilet." —Ben [2022-08-29]
plummeting_sloth: "Hi, yes all of it please"
Pteraspidomorphi: Good thing there's plenty of water in space
BloodnBullets: i think more appeared during the cleaning
CururuGuasu: Always going forward, we can’t find reverse
plummeting_sloth: "welcome to the hell boat, 32 dollars please"
Pal_Friendpatine: I wondering if powering up the toilet helps?
Spades_Slicc: 73% = all the way
plummeting_sloth: love how you set a passenger into a pile of their own sick and then danced for them
saucemaster5000: @plummeting_sloth usually I have to pay top dollar for such service
Pal_Friendpatine: What does half power to the engines do?
Boon_33: Ben with the lead foot
dumbo3k: @Pal_Friendpatine I think it's just an on/off toggle
EricTheOrange: well we can clean up here and at least not start full of puke
plummeting_sloth: okay, upgrade whatever stops them from being sick
Kuolar: $50 is $50
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Pal_Friendpatine: @dumbo3k ah. So can’t turn off one of the battery symbols. It just costs two. Got it
plummeting_sloth: please, my passengers. they're very sick
Gobukiller: But it's a SPACE mop and bucket!
Spades_Slicc: You got dosh in the bank
mjiig: is $600 for a bucket sized bit of water, which comes with a free bucket for carrying it
CaptainSpam: We are now down with the sickness.
dumbo3k: Don't need to spend hard earned money on clean up
plummeting_sloth: you won't have to get down the sickness hork hork
DaxStrife: All aboard the vomit comet.
saucemaster5000: yeah that mop cost more than all the fuel bought so far
EricTheOrange: I swear if we sell the toilet I'll bet we immediately get people needing to use it. Law of comedy and all that
Mischievous_Catgeist: the noise lol
Its_VeeBot: Is this Viscera Cleanup Detail?
Its_VeeBot: Or... Vomita Cleanup Detail
Cptasparagus: prawn is not happy about having to use the toilet second
dumbo3k: Good thing the mop and bucket don't need power
plummeting_sloth: wizard also needs food
airylan: red fighter shot the food
dumbo3k: oh you locked someone in the toilet
mtvcdm: He can go out the window
Strebenherz: PFFFT
Pteraspidomorphi: The hangry one gave you a super thumbs down
Strebenherz: Is someone still stuck in the toilet?
KeytarCat: party zone LUL
saucemaster5000: feels like we can jettison a passenger or two and this would be a better flight
Pteraspidomorphi: No need to keep power to the food station
Spades_Slicc: @Arclight_Dynamo Yes, next question
korvys: Looks like he's getting some kind of gravity boost
Strebenherz: Don't ask where the food came from. Just trust us on this one.
plummeting_sloth: boy, getting the money up front for the next voyage after you have a chance to spent it is rough
noSmokeFire: that's fully a neopet
dumbo3k: Naw, that was just their employee ID, they weren't allowed to work without it
saucemaster5000: Australia
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Zu_o: or gold
EricTheOrange: NERD
asthanius: Alternate Universe
Ryxiene: Alternate Universe Kappa
gualdhar: man, buncha nerds on this stream
Ryxiene: @asthanius seabatTROG
TheMerricat: @erictheorange NERD_S_
fjordsword: Gold
Tangsm: Just filled in "C" for all the answers on his pilot license.
Spades_Slicc: Auspicious Unicorn
LordZarano: Aubergine Underpants
mjiig: The fact that we're travelling several AU per second is slightly disconcerting
TemporallyAwry: #GameDesign
Cptasparagus: I did see this in a negative steam review
Pteraspidomorphi: *Now* it feels like a roguelite
TheAinMAP: sergeScience guyjudgeF
Ryxiene: @mjiig like spacecraft exploding level disconcerting?
Boon_33: in space no one can hear you complain about game balance
saucemaster5000: get floobed
Banather: new ship, the Floob 2
CaptainSpam: Not the bucket! Noooooooo!
KaleidoscopeMind: fl2b 2b
BloodnBullets: this time with less vomit
mjiig: @Ryxiene like laws of physics not functioning disconcerting :P
NarishmaReborn: our company has zero accidents under its current alias!
mtvcdm: If you change the name, you're not legally liable anymore.
Ryxiene: @mjiig LUL
SquareDotCube: lmao cosmoline
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AziraphalesShop: Yay I'm 42
Calaban161: The ship has to be named Spacy McSpaceFace
Nigouki: i donno if i wanna be on a spaceship covered in cosmoline
gualdhar: Canadians AND nerds this stream has it all
AziraphalesShop: @Nigouki But you'll be protected
Mischievous_Catgeist: dr.mcspace
airylan: Dr. McSpacepants
Chesul: Spacy McShipface
HasturTheYellow: Kevin Spaceyship :^)
Koshindan: Space Van
DaxStrife: Shuttle NOPE
Nigouki: AziraphalesShop not FROM the cosmoline
circusofkirkus: Toyota Camry
saucemaster5000: I say call it "look the fuck out when I'm on a call"
Pteraspidomorphi: You only get 20 characters it seems
Drasvin: Name it Kevin
FITorion: nameing things... the haredst thing
Gobukiller: Titaintic
Boon_33: Kobayashi Maru
TemporallyAwry: What happened to Titanic 1-9?
JohnLockeCole: Dongle McBongle
hexi_lexi234: Kevin
Alex_Frostfire: Unexplodable 2
abaoa_qu: Whelp, now space pants is in my head
AziraphalesShop: @Nigouki Drawing of soldier smearing cosmoline on his face
Tangsm: @TemporallyAwry What you'd expect. Each time.
korvys: It came fueled last time
Pteraspidomorphi: JohnLockeCole: I have a VR device legitimately called Dongle McDongleface, it's on the sticker
RealGamerCow: seats! Who'd have thought!
EricTheOrange: Oh good they just stay in the seats. I was afraid they would just get up randomly
LordZarano: $269, nice
mtvcdm: That's too many passengers
hexi_lexi234: "i knew they were about to be hungry!!!" -Nelson, the dad
Kramburger: Yes but who's one fries?
Boon_33: Nelson thinks eating and hunger are even tangentially related, I don't get how he could be so wrong.
Drasvin: Must upgrade snacks
Spades_Slicc: @Kramburger No, Who's on first
Tangsm: At least one of these passengers must be able to eat the other passengers, right?
Ryxiene: Nelly was just using foresight
Spades_Slicc: @Tangsm or the crew
EricTheOrange: do the science and see if that's what that means
KeytarCat: Bus stop and transit hub?
Spades_Slicc: Restraint, the trait of a coward
mitomanox: is this spaceship pet friendly?
EricTheOrange: Is this more a space bus or a space Air plane?
Spades_Slicc: @EricTheOrange space train
TemporallyAwry: !findquote hubris
LRRbot: Quote #6739: "Name a better pairing than Serge and hubris." —Serge [2020-01-29]
Drasvin: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: an unlimited number of bones
Dread_Pirate_Westley: A minibar where they feed themselves, and pay you for it!
BloodnBullets: Colour might indicate the type of thing in the parcel?
Kramburger: ^00? Nice
Spades_Slicc: When do you pick up Zagreus
Tangsm: It's convenient shipping cats in boxes, because they fit in all of them.
fuzzychub: Is there no safety demonstration?
YarrMorgan: Wait is this overcooked meets ftl?
Boon_33: the safety demo is covered by the safety dance.
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Spades_Slicc: @YarrMorgan No it's overcooked, meets go deeper, meets ftl
Boon_33: such luxury
Suffix: GG
mtvcdm: Retire champion!
mitomanox: profit
Gobukiller: Oooooo, beige!
BloodnBullets: that felt very safari
Spades_Slicc: @mtvcdm put new tires on the champion!
EricTheOrange: I mean to be fair you can find bathrooms mid flight, you can't find "chairs" mid flight.
gualdhar: vegetables, like our preferred customers!
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EricTheOrange: I've never been a flight attendant but I'd assume my preferred passenger is the one I never have to deal with.
Drasvin: Seemed like both of the green parcels gave branding, so it's probably the type of unlockable
mitomanox: @EricTheOrange !
dumbo3k: I've never seen a bus serve in-ride meals
YeetTheRich_: !bus
RealGamerCow: The bus is coming
Gobukiller: A space desert bus?
Spades_Slicc: Is this a ... Desert Bus?
Spades_Slicc: Space is technically a desert
JohnLockeCole: Space Bus for Hope
TheMerricat: !venga
LRRbot: But the Raven still beguiling all my fancy into smiling, Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird, and bust and door; Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore Meant in croaking “The Bus is Coming.”
novrdd: uhmm airlines are a bunch of Airbuses ....
niccus: the final destination is pretty much space vegas, wasn't it
goombalax: Space, the final Desert
SquareDotCube: what ozone layer?
Gobukiller: Airbus is an aircraft manufacturer, not an airline
Drasvin: The space zone layer
Spades_Slicc: Why was that dance radius so beeeeeg
EricTheOrange: We are in space ben, their is no o-zone layer to ruin
TheAinMAP: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Sat 12 Nov 02:00 PM PST (74d, 20:12 from now)
Gobukiller: Oh, sorry, forgot to say "um, actually"
Desruprot: oh no the space O-zone layer
dumbo3k: @Spades_Slicc I think the longer you maintain the dance combo, the bigger it gets?
laundreydhull: In Soviet RussLRR, the ozone layer ruins you! LUL
hexi_lexi234: if you get an extra star, will you be platinum?! :p
DEATHlikescats: @gobukiller love that dimension 20 audience overlap!
TemporallyAwry: The FloobToob was full of vomit, but it sure made money LuvOops
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blip2004: who will think of the Oort Cloud!
Drasvin: The color might mean what kind of unlockable it is
engineerbudy: The color eems to be the "price" of the parcel
laundreydhull: or RoadquestLRR, maybe...
EricTheOrange: Maybemake for the bank incase you srash again
engineerbudy: so the green was 24 cents and the one you were just at is 5 cents
laundreydhull: Vengabus? Ajony?
Gobukiller: @DEATHlikescats Oh... yeah... that's totally what I was going for... Love that Brendon!
laundreydhull: LRRMans....?
EricTheOrange: Ben wants to live dangerously
Spades_Slicc: Now let's be sure that none of the crew or passengers are being ... SUSpicious
DEATHlikescats: one shift of db should do the venga bus for this game
asthanius: poop leads to gas
SnackPak_: we have poop at home
EricTheOrange: welp time for poop
Kramburger: Poop or gas, a question as old as time
mitomanox: poop the omnipresent
Tangsm: What do you put in those meals?
Boon_33: go now or hold your peace!
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NarishmaReborn: what a load off
fuzzychub: Poop or gas!
RealGamerCow: there would have been so much poop
iris_of_ether: Cori oh no
JohnLockeCole: Everybody Poops
Kramburger: Poopstacking
Nigouki: press F for the poor guy working that station
MAPBoardgames: A royal flush! lrrGARBO
saucemaster5000: "You've been feeding us nothing but fiber, taco meat and coffee!!!"
fuzzychub: We only have poop left; we didn't expect such a rush!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Big Overcooked vibes
EricTheOrange: This is giving me a hankering to play FTL, Ima go redownload that
saucemaster5000: @fuzzychub so my choices are "or death?"
fuzzychub: Exactly!
fuzzychub: That's all we have left on this death star. that and the penne arrabiata
Boon_33: first class is full, the bilge has infinite room
dumbo3k: There is a service station coming up
Kramburger: Doesn't relativity mean that the faster you go the later you'll be?
Kramburger: I assume you're pushing light speed here
JohnLockeCole: I feel like pushing it is never the answer
Laserbeaks_Fury: ehh it's still 5 star
dumbo3k: I mean, you seem to still get the higher ticket price until you lose the full star
TStodden: At you're going Ludicrous Speed
SquareDotCube: put some money in the bank?
TStodden: *NOT GOING
plummeting_sloth: boy, cannot wait till y'all find some sort of upgrade to get more fuel space
EricTheOrange: oooo Orange, I like orange
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Phalt In Our As
Gobukiller: You have to put the ass in phault because there's no fault in your ass! ;)
fuzzychub: Instructions unclear, I deleted the internet
Boon_33: !advice
LRRbot: Try to roll away by roll away.
Drasvin: !findbutt
LRRbot: Above you?!
hexi_lexi234: hey chat, have you heard the news?! yall are loved AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!!
Boon_33: and passively if that's ya thing.
LordZarano: This is good hold music
mitomanox: @hexi_lexi234 <3 lrrFINE_HF <3
Nuurgle: gross
Kramburger: This music kinda reminds me of the casino nights music from classic Sonic
mitomanox: !love
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kali_dehumanization: man I love elevator music
despoticus: its why i subbed
Juliamon: I unironically love it too.
Juliamon: very chill
dumbo3k: Oh yeah, only subs get the elevator music. Everyone else gets ads
mitomanox: elevator. is takes you places.
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saucemaster5000: If you don't sub, the elevator only plays Ska and 1950s christmas jingles sung by alvin and the chipmunks
Spades_Slicc: Elevator music, has it's highs and lows
fuzzychub: gaaaah
saucemaster5000: @Spades_Slicc ooooh you beautiful goblin
TheAinMAP: katesAir
novrdd: @Gobukiller hate to be that guy but here: The name "Airbus" was taken from a non-proprietary term used by the airline industry in the 1960s to refer to a commercial aircraft of a certain size and range. I was referring to the term not the manufacture which also named after the term..
Nigouki: it's pronounced cosmo-leen :V
Kramburger: Tarps off, it's Go Time
KeytarCat: Gassy cosmonauts
Gobukiller: You capitalized Airbus, making it a proper noun
Spades_Slicc: Cosmo-lean staffing practices
Kramburger: Space Jaws?
Kramburger: No rollback?
cosarprime: that's unfortunate
hexi_lexi234: @KeytarCat i did not read "gassy"
EvilBadman: oof no rollback?
Kramburger: 5/10 no rollback, thanks Nintendo
plummeting_sloth: you should be able to space unrulely passengers, really get that Among Us vibe
Boon_33: too the pooping sector, max warp!
saucemaster5000: or passengers that start just eating other passengers. that'd be a twist
plummeting_sloth: everybody love those public space bathrooms
Kramburger: Sir please, this is a Toilet Zone
plummeting_sloth: I mean, I will say this about McSpace planes, killer leg room
saucemaster5000: that is how breakdancing works. More spins in your windmill the higher your power meter grows
TheMerricat: So this game looks cool but I think I'd only want to play it cheating with a maxed out ship.
Pal_Friendpatine: “She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.”
fuzzychub: So people just request the break dancing? The hit the button and ask the steward for 1 break dance please?
Boon_33: fuel, because you're worth it.
fuzzychub: @Pal_Friendpatine HAH!
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plummeting_sloth: if you're late, just turn into a bus and pick-up everyone
Pal_Friendpatine: @fuzzychub <3
saucemaster5000: Insurance is for space cowards
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:07:48.
JohnLockeCole: The ship is only 400 tho
Drasvin: Space trees!
asthanius: Asteroids with legs
mitomanox: spaceship entrepreneurship hardship
plummeting_sloth: I wonder if the insurance rebuilds the ship at the time insurance, or at the time of the crash
asthanius: That's a risky toilet
dumbo3k: @plummeting_sloth It said it covered future upgrades too
plummeting_sloth: ah, handy
asthanius: Welcome to the jungle
mtvcdm: Why do we even fly this route?
saucemaster5000: I've used risky toilets before, you can always hover sit
dangerous_safety: Just tuned in, am I missing any context to this game or is it "an experience"?
plummeting_sloth: welcome to the jungle, we got... well astroids if I'm being honest
EricTheOrange: Nelson activated his dad voice 'we were just at the bathroom"
NarishmaReborn: smooth
TheAinMAP: mattlrHeck
Boon_33: lol waoh
EricTheOrange: well we are gonna have to deal with it in a little bit
saucemaster5000: If you need to poop, please keep eye contact with the passenger to your right.
plummeting_sloth: customers were smelly but satisfied
Kramburger: An excellent use of your human monies
circusofkirkus: "Fun to Watch"
Juliamon: I love how skeletal the salesdroid models are
Pal_Friendpatine: Moar powaa!!
Boon_33: reinforced steering would save you from the double tap kill
dumbo3k: and you can impress your hipster friends!
Pal_Friendpatine: No power upgrade. Bummer
Manae: Going to need a gas station right quick :P
asthanius: Might as well crash and use that insurance
Kramburger: Gas stations not having toilets is the bigest load of BS
plummeting_sloth: just pee on the pump, my alien dude
saucemaster5000: So much of this game is about pooping and eating. I can relate
TemporallyAwry: Threading the needle - wow.
plummeting_sloth: ooh it stops you from using a bathroom stop to fix things. brutal
EricTheOrange: I wonder what the difficulty progression in this game is. If you keep upgrades between flights the game would presumably get easier each run
BloodnBullets: someones sick
WalrusOntheCourt: Ben is sus.
Nuurgle: not for a full service station
TemporallyAwry: They can only be so mad about the vomit, but the company is mad if you're late.
Lysander_salamander: hello folks!
saucemaster5000: "hungry, top mid." "but I'm jungle."
WalrusOntheCourt: Still time for a full can of Coke?
Lysander_salamander: Is this made by the devs that made "Cook Serve Delicious?"
corefluxx: MrDestructoid100
Boon_33: tricky be tricky
Gobukiller: what happened to the mop bucket?
mitomanox: space vomit
pimiento: PrideWave elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn
JohnLockeCole: @Gobukiller that was on the last ship
WalrusOntheCourt: Lo lo lo la Lola....
mtvcdm: Efficiency!
LokiTarrishar: Rayman Spaceliner
Gobukiller: You can't take it with you, huh?
underhill33: lrrWOW
asthanius: that's one long Ass
Nigouki: Crash that spacebus! Crash that spacebus! Crash that spacebus!
plummeting_sloth: can we ask teh cleaners to clean our passengerrs insides as well
saucemaster5000: "That stewardess tried to pull a flare into a windmill and just ate shit!"
Koshindan: Like peeing in the shower.
mtvcdm: Oh they were not kidding
saucemaster5000: Could offer plugs for the offending orifice
TheAinMAP: mattlrWoof
mtvcdm: Well now EVERYONE needs a bathroom
Dandinstorm12: chat, hello
saucemaster5000: Don't make Ben tap the sign
Boon_33: pilot co-pilot/engineer and CS
89 raiders from affinityartifacts have joined!
affinityartifacts: yeehaw
mtvcdm: Hi raiders!
sarahtheanimetomboy: RAID!!!
the777s: radi tiem
PatronSaintOfUncertainty: bust chut!
saucemaster5000: hiya olivia raid!
affinityartifacts: oh hey hi friends
TheMerricat: Welcome raiders, we are doing space bus = slay the spire meets FTL meets overcooked.
CanPlayGames: Oh this is just Desert Bus
Dandinstorm12: space edition
the777s: space bus? upgrade from desert bus?
the777s: also, was there a Dessert Bus?
psionic_myconid: space truckers
TheUrDragonMaster: Boom
the777s: many FTL-like games now. This Means Warp is fun too
BloodnBullets: this really is crossing the streams
plummeting_sloth: we need to have some more non-Euclidian space routes so we're never not moving toward a toilet
Dandinstorm12: "toilet homies" has been called
gualdhar: Ben about to space a fool
dumbo3k: *rescues crashed alien, proceeds to tell him to get out of your ship*
saucemaster5000: "we just stopped timmy!"
psionic_myconid: looks like I er oo
psionic_myconid: overcooked*
Pal_Friendpatine: Yeah the ‘no work while at a toilet stop’ is weird. One of the first things we did onboard the tall ship I worked on was clean and check things while the passengers were off on an excursion
airylan: there's a bathroom on the right
MichaelVYee: Reminds me of that other spaceship game that you had to clean the ship
NightValien28: what a dodge
TheMerricat: @MichaelVYee Out of Space
Strebenherz: dodged!
Dandinstorm12: lrrGOAT
pn55: seabatClap
TheAinMAP: Whew
plummeting_sloth: eh, steve!
CanPlayGames: How do they breed?
Dandinstorm12: ah excellent
dumbo3k: Eyes shut
Dandinstorm12: do they
Tiber727: @CanPlayGames With the lights off.
dumbo3k: lights off
Zu_o: like fish or octopus obviously
dumbo3k: We've got space walkies at home
plummeting_sloth: sell a space walk as a fun activity for the passengers
Dandinstorm12: oof
saucemaster5000: good way to get rid of people
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Cinominn: yoo
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plummeting_sloth: boy I do not love the idea of passengers just hanging around the generators and gravity machine
EricTheOrange: I imagine if you chuck them out the airlock they'll leave a negative review
saucemaster5000: I say you head for those big brown things, they look exciting
Dandinstorm12: well if they still have wifi
Tangsm: I like the musical chairs game after a bathroom break. Who will remain standing?
Cinominn: the fact that space ships here dont have bathrooms really disturbs me
TheMerricat: wonder if later on you get stations that refill your food
Dandinstorm12: hold on, ready or not
TheMerricat: @Cinominn you can buy a ship that has a portapot, but that one didn't have seats.
Dandinstorm12: yeah but they crushed a dew
saucemaster5000: next run, "fat incoming comets"
TheMerricat: @Cinominn and when they aren't sitting passengers wander around the ship and annoy you
dumbo3k: @TheMerricat Also, the bathrooms need power, and if you depower them while someone is using it, they are trapped
EricTheOrange: This is accurate for the costomer service expirence
Arclight_Dynamo: Fat asteroids. Fatsteroids. Are those like fatbergs?
Dandinstorm12: some Fasteroids
plummeting_sloth: I hope there's an upgrade that's like "Just force it" that gets you on the intercom to convince every passenger to get off at a restroom stop
Dandinstorm12: eesh
SnackPak_: gross
mtvcdm: !findquote toilet
LRRbot: Quote #6297: "My business is my own, well mine and the toilet's." —Alex [2019-08-08]
Dandinstorm12: !findquote poop
LRRbot: Quote #4520: "SorrrrRY Mr. Perfect Poop." —Jordan, to Ben [2017-11-28]
saucemaster5000: dancing in the poops
Tangsm: There should be a game rule that decreases hunger once all the passengers have pooped themselves.
rasterscan: #fYREfESTIVAL
rasterscan: Oops, caps.
rasterscan: Sry.
plummeting_sloth: our poop bus may be a poop bus, but it's on time
TemporallyAwry: You make the space-bus run on time, and that counts for something LuvOops
mtvcdm: I believe it's called an 'odd sausage'
Arclight_Dynamo: Mood.
plummeting_sloth: this stink bus has no breaks
plummeting_sloth: uh, it said there was no gas
SquareDotCube: gas on the way
saucemaster5000: jettison poops behind for going faster
DJManaT: so pretty much a normal bus
hexi_lexi234: "People can shit themselves for all I care!" Ben Ulmer (2022)
TemporallyAwry: Ya' know ... I'll let that one go. No need to clip that.
Dandinstorm12: yep
EricTheOrange: if the asteroids are made of fat their probably less lethal
gibbousm: Canadians IN SPACE!
plummeting_sloth: first bathroom to the left and straight on till morning
Dandinstorm12: they're in the walls! they're in the Godd*** walls!
dumbo3k: There are no cleaning stations in this stretch
TheMerricat: lasers are like pasturization, right chat?
saucemaster5000: don't think there were cleaning stations on this run
plummeting_sloth: I... uh... think that member failed their Food Safe course
Lysander_salamander: oh no
Dandinstorm12: uh
7gorobei: it's vac-packed right? right?!
Lysander_salamander: oh dear
Boon_33: business class all the way
TemporallyAwry: Everything is falling apart - at least we can get there on time lrrSPOOP
Dandinstorm12: sounds like a bus
Dandinstorm12: Greyhound standard
dumbo3k: that's like 9 pukes
Dandinstorm12: can't they barf in the bathroom?
plummeting_sloth: look... just go in the bathroom and pick up some extra TP to wipe down the ship, okay
TemporallyAwry: There are no cleaning stations in this sector LuvOops
Pteraspidomorphi: No water in this part of the galazy
pimiento: elfunkToxic elfunkToxic
Nigouki: feed them the puke! like little baby birds!
TheMerricat: chat, vomiting on the food is just extra efficiency, you get bonus calories AND it's predigested
bubba0077: how can they be hungry when surrounded by puke?
saucemaster5000: I love that puke causes more puke. It's like losing in "Pandemic"
Arclight_Dynamo: "Puke Reactor" is the name of my Cannibal Corpse cover band.
TheAinMAP: Ship's name could be Vomit Comet.
mtvcdm: !addquote (Cori) [now] Do I have to re-cook it once I've puked on it?
LRRbot: New quote #8198: "Do I have to re-cook it once I've puked on it?" —Cori [2022-08-29]
Dandinstorm12: !findquote vomit
LRRbot: Quote #3941: "Beej if you vomit up a fountain of lettuce, you can basically start a taco stand" —Ian [2017-02-04]
Tangsm: This spaceline is very popular with species that can't smell.
Dandinstorm12: push it to the limit
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
pimiento: and now we get to viscera cleanup detail
plummeting_sloth: boy we could use that mop again
Rhynerd: “Floor absouletely covered in puke, 4/5.”
TemporallyAwry: lrrGARBO !!!
Dandinstorm12: lets go baybe
mtvcdm: PERFECT
Drasvin: lrrGARBO
Dandinstorm12: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
TheAinMAP: lrrGARBO
plummeting_sloth: we shouldn't acept that one. It's false advertising
tehfewl: "I shit myself and threw up, but we got there on time, 4 star" -Some traveler
saucemaster5000: May I interest you in an NFToilet?
Tangsm: You can have a logo for the one thing that will never be on the ship.
dangerous_safety: we are the toilet
Lysander_salamander: :D
Dandinstorm12: rip
mtvcdm: lrrGARBO
Dandinstorm12: riPepperonis riPepperonis
pimiento: we're gonna need more of those magic tree air fresheners
Pharmacistjudge: ok chat...wasn't there a car that was advertised that it could be hosed down safely?
plummeting_sloth: we puked so much that the cleaning was basically free. We made it up on volume
Pharmacistjudge: like the insides
Dandinstorm12: just pretend it's a cultural thing
Gobukiller: "here's your fooouuughghughuhg"
MAPBoardgames: It's Tiki-rific!
Dandinstorm12: stage-dive
NotCainNorAbel: @Pharmacistjudge I believe the Honda Element was advertised that way. They did update it to 'mostly' can be hosed down though
pimiento: @Pharmacistjudge i think there's been a few, rugged off-roader types
Pteraspidomorphi: All of the hazards!
dumbo3k: Seatbelts?
mercano82: Asteroid belt, it looks like
mtvcdm: Seatbelt?
7gorobei: toilet?
bubba0077: space turbulence?
saucemaster5000: It's The Thing's Abs
TemporallyAwry: No repair or cleaning service in this sector - good luck!
Shadwhawk: Looks like a busted seatbelt
Dandinstorm12: somebody might always rocket punch you
Dandinstorm12: ayyy lrrGOAT
chaostreader: No cleaning on this trip.
mtvcdm: Oh
mtvcdm: That's what that is
plummeting_sloth: holy crap, EIGHT?
MAPBoardgames: "Where we're going, we don't need roads! Or toilets. Or service stations."
MAPBoardgames: Thread the needle, Ben!
TheMerricat: So apparently they DID advertise that you could hose out the Honda Element, then people did it and they rusted out.....
plummeting_sloth: DRIFTING
Manae: Pro Pilot
Dandinstorm12: threading the needle
NotCainNorAbel: seabatHITBOX
Spacecarl: daaaaaang
saucemaster5000: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Drasvin: Hitboxes!
NightValien28: threading the needle
underhill33: FBtouchdown
Rhynerd: Ace pilot!
Tangsm: That flying should have counted as entertainment.
MAPBoardgames: Oh. that icon is an asteroid belt. with a belt buckle
dumbo3k: The chairs really seem clutch, for managing the passengers
kevinblaze: superiorShakeIt tandyEatQuiznoSub tandyEatQuiznoSub superiorShakeIt
Mr_Whyt: you can dance if you want to
Dandinstorm12: rip
mtvcdm: OH
Lysander_salamander: oh heck
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
MAPBoardgames: lrrFINE
TheAinMAP: mattlrHeck
NightValien28: oh dang
NightValien28: PANIC
mtvcdm: The passengers will remember this
NimrodXIV: "We're okay - FUCK"
dumbo3k: I, too, would poop myself, if my space-bus got hit by a comet
7gorobei: brown alert
plummeting_sloth: I do wish there was some places to get food in route
Dandinstorm12: @dumbo3k at least
TheMerricat: I have a feeling htey are going to end this trip at one star....
BloodnBullets: giant space potatos.
niccus: ending the trip not dying would be a good start
Dandinstorm12: basteroid?
NightValien28: evasive maneuvers
dumbo3k: Not as much vomit as last time
plummeting_sloth: rad goat
JohnLockeCole: Finishing the Run is the Key
Dandinstorm12: it's the Dr. from Lower Decks
Dandinstorm12: jk
TemporallyAwry: lrrGOAT get!
dumbo3k: they were disappointed with your office Nerf armoury
MAPBoardgames: snowballing vomit? snbalmit?
TheMerricat: Was that a star fox riff?
saucemaster5000: I love the solution to vomit is to flood the station. To spread the vomit.
mtvcdm: !patreon
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BloodnBullets: one way or another, it ends here!
mtvcdm: !discord
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mtvcdm: Getting the promos out of the way early here.
mtvcdm: !store
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plummeting_sloth: the final space down
TheAinMAP: mattlrFine
Drasvin: Also the hazards!
dumbo3k: everything except bonus passengers
dumbo3k: ooof
mtvcdm: If we can get there, do we get a point?
MAPBoardgames: Don't worry about it!
KeytarCat: I wish they wouldn't use that as a difficulty
BloodnBullets: but a mythic package!
plummeting_sloth: burn hard
Dog_of_Myth: !venga
LRRbot: It is Venga Bus, put it on the train. It is Venga Bus, let's set off again.
Boon_33: msximum delta veee
MichaelVYee: Do we need to go back to get another point?
TheMerricat: FBtouchdown
Drasvin: You mention the bathroom and someone needs it
underhill33: FBtouchdown
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
plummeting_sloth: god I love the fact has a truck engine start up noise
dumbo3k: They literally needed to go, as you were pulling away
TheMerricat: The team is learning the pain of being a parent on a road trip here ;D
Manae: 1/3rd of the way
saucemaster5000: "put the toilet people in the corner"
MrQBear: I love that cori and Nelly have fully settled into their role of absolutely hating the passengers
dangerous_safety: avoid vomit, avoid comet
plummeting_sloth: ya clipped it
MAPBoardgames: Space potato!
EricTheOrange: da fuk game we did not hit that
mtvcdm: The toilet betrayed us again
saucemaster5000: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
Manae: almost 2/3rd, probably don't need fuel
EricTheOrange: look we can go to zero stars all we need to do is make it their and we can keep all our money
TheMerricat: ^
MAPBoardgames: What happens if a comet comes out of nowhere and knocks off that last hull point?
Dandinstorm12: hahaha
TotallyNotaBeholder: Little hip check never hurt anyone
TheMerricat: @MAPBoardgames we find out how well the insrance works
Dandinstorm12: hanging the right
TemporallyAwry: Honestly, you started the route at 1 star, no shame in ending it as 2 stars :D
Dandinstorm12: casually
saucemaster5000: ooooh Ben is pushing it...
plummeting_sloth: RUDE
Pteraspidomorphi: oooh, the icons are just placeholders
pn55: jraskoRude
saucemaster5000: oh look, a repair station
mtvcdm: POINT GET!
airylan: gg
DJManaT: suddenly SPACE DONG
Manae: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, hey, it's the ship from Fifth Element!
TheAinMAP: 2020Celebrate 2020Celebrate 2020Celebrate
hexi_lexi234: thing did!!!
mtvcdm: Now back to Tucson!
RealGamerCow: and chairs!
TemporallyAwry: Congrats - you beat the tutorial!
7gorobei: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Driosenth: now back to Tucsonulom
Pteraspidomorphi: Does it save?
Inspaders: well at least it wasn't drifting slightly to the right the whole time
NimrodXIV: Point!
plummeting_sloth: thanks for flying with us... and sorry
ExhaustedElox: Time fr my Peanuts dance!
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
mtvcdm: Oh, we just won!
TheAinMAP: 2020Pajamas 2020Party
pn55: That was fun!
Lysander_salamander: Thanks for being here!
mtvcdm: !patreon
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Nuurgle: retire champions
Boon_33: this is first class dancing
mtvcdm: !youtube
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pn55: jraskoSrek jraskoYoshua
distrustingspectator: nelly's getting jiggy with it
ExhaustedElox is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 35 in the channel!
JohnLockeCole: Me?
ExhaustedElox gifted a Tier 1 sub to Cinder656!
ExhaustedElox gifted a Tier 1 sub to Mischievous_Catgeist!
ExhaustedElox gifted a Tier 1 sub to goombalax!
ExhaustedElox gifted a Tier 1 sub to Marcanius!
ExhaustedElox gifted a Tier 1 sub to code1300!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for the gifts, ExhaustedElox! Welcome to Cinder656, Mischievous_Catgeist, goombalax, Marcanius, and code1300! (Today's storm count: 55)
laundreydhull: @mtvcdm We Won Mister Stark...!
Rule223: Welp. See you
MrQBear: Ben is properly dressed for this dance time. :p
distrustingspectator: bye bye
nate_mnemonic: ahhh bubiiiii
MAPBoardgames: After party starts now!
dumbo3k: I love that the leaves on Ben
saucemaster5000: oh no, just us....
mtvcdm: !schedule
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dumbo3k: on Ben's shirt, are chroma-keying out
Mischievous_Catgeist: <3 thank you for the gift sub
JohnLockeCole: Me?
Mischievous_Catgeist: lrrSHINE
plummeting_sloth: I saw Secret Sleepover Society on it
TemporallyAwry: !findquote horse
LRRbot: Quote #4100: "Take nothing but horses, leave nothing but piles of dead wildlife" —Graham [2017-03-11]
laundreydhull: sheesh lrrSPOOP
mtvcdm: !ytmember
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Lysander_salamander: cute kity bat thing
SaxPython: SabaPing
laundreydhull: that sheesh shouldn't be here
mtvcdm: !prime
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plummeting_sloth: it's telephone pictionary
mtvcdm: !homestreams
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laundreydhull: IRL muppets from those would be cursed
saucemaster5000: mmmmmm tug
NarishmaReborn: oh dear
MAPBoardgames: in my expert opinion, it qualifies as a boardgame.
ExhaustedElox: Are you talking about my son, Tud?
HadesLeprechaun: definitely a game where nobody cares about winning
DEATHlikescats is gifting 1 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 39 in the channel!
DEATHlikescats gifted a Tier 1 sub to MakAttack31!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for the gift, DEATHlikescats! Welcome to MakAttack31! (Today's storm count: 56)
EricTheOrange: I prefer Lurr Ma Tig, to Lurrm Tug.
mtvcdm: !humble
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SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
distrustingspectator: thats sweet
TemporallyAwry: BUS yes!
dumbo3k: A full size guillotine?
hexi_lexi234: perfect for the rich!
pn55: Oh... That will be fun HypeLUL
plummeting_sloth: permission from WHOM?\
NimrodXIV: cool. I have a list
DoctorHutch: i hope its as big as the corridor crew one
BloodnBullets: having a guillotine gets you permission
MakAttack31: Thank you for the gift sub @DEATHlikescats!
mtvcdm: Fun Puff!
laundreydhull: Two Serges.
Gobukiller: I don't usually watch ttsf but I just might tune in for the revolution
MAPBoardgames: Is there enough in the tarp budget to test the guillotine?
NarishmaReborn: is that new commander advisor wheeler? or some other?
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
DEATHlikescats: glad to help @makattack31 !😊
MAPBoardgames: Nercodancer is awesome!
Kuolar: Co-op slay the spire.. ish
whitebadgerwolf88: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
BloodnBullets: "if" they drop down.
FITorion: yay
DEATHlikescats: power up your seatbelts
MAPBoardgames: Thanks for streams!
DEATHlikescats: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
DEATHlikescats: braven10HEX
pn55: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
jessicaengle: Hello
jessicaengle: !lrrbot