gamblingaregood: James was streaming earlier, maybe the curse lingering
Furvias: Uhhhhh One More
MrTheWalrus: welp
RandomTrivia: Kathleen :D
matthaus_c: hordemaster tried his goblin best to keep the lands away from you
DoctorHutch: lrrWOW
MegaDosX: You wanna take that one again Kathleen?
gamblingaregood: phrasing
iSmartMan1: You can pump Whelp to 4 without losing it
KendalMac417: WutFace
RandomTrivia: jlrrNo
matthaus_c: G: "and now, this" Ben: "thanks, me"
Orxolon: they work for you,they can't get mad XD
MegaDosX: Wow.
abaoa_qu: Little too much do-nothing there to deal with gobbos, though they almost stabilized
RandomTrivia: Kathleen going for the Serge Yager technique of "oopsie woopsie I made a double entendre"
flatluigi: THE ham?
RandomTrivia: lrrHAM
Snail_On_Speed: Bog Witch? hubba hubba /s
Furvias: Lands and Spells, let's GO
toastiferous: what are the coolest cards in the deck so far?
KendalMac417: if I wanted to be pursued by strangers on the internet, why would I move to a hut in the bog?
Finalsora811: "What's on TV tonight?" "Oh, just the ham."
leviathan3942: could use some more removal I think
gamblingaregood: how we stopped not being afraid, and learned to love the bog bitch
Orxolon: the natural
Gaz_L: natural Naya, OP should just concede
Molladia: If only for G's sake, I wish you were able to set the default Lands position in hand.
abaoa_qu: Mono red control
Strebenherz: I showed you my swamp, please respond
Strebenherz: oh nice, and into another land \o/
KendalMac417: Dennache the Menache
matthaus_c: him sleepy
toastiferous: fleshy b
MegaDosX: Next question.
Orxolon: stop it with the lands deck!
Finalsora811: This deck is sweet.
gibbousm: thoughts on the set?
Furvias: G star is the reason I use the phrase "Great Question, Next Question"
Finalsora811: @Furvias Same.
FoxFyr subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 54 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, FoxFyr! (Today's storm count: 80)
MegaDosX: I use it all the time too thanks to Graham
MegaDosX: Crunch in?
gamblingaregood: much good health to the bog bitch
ComradeMik: let's nope has a very different vibe
ComradeMik: Ben and Adam are looking different too
RandomTrivia: OOF
zeathean: FOBIA: welcome to dominaria
Molator subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 25 months!
Molator: lets nope?
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Molator! (Today's storm count: 81)
toastiferous: the sproblin
MegaDosX: Opponent hates fun :(
abaoa_qu: That was brutal
KendalMac417: ham TV, you mean
gsyhiap subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 86 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, gsyhiap! (Today's storm count: 82)
Finalsora811: I like how Kathllen said "one more" there, as if to encourage you to kill your Kavu mid-combat.
Finalsora811: Kathleen*
Mai_Andra: seems very quiet, too, unless that's just me. turned volume all the way up to hear. Have to remember to turn that down before the next one... lrrSPOOP
KendalMac417: you are died
toastiferous: rip
MegaDosX: How dare you Graham
RandomTrivia: Welp
BusTed: So it goes.
Orxolon: you tried
Snail_On_Speed: This is why we can't have nice things
KendalMac417: ah well, good games were had!
matthaus_c: spoops today
Wolveroo: bye
Orxolon: what would Gibb think about this?
gamblingaregood: any plans for the let's nope crew to review new horror sensation Nope by Jordan Peele?
richard_ermen: lrrDARK
photosinensis: Which is unfortunate.
laikagoat: zoeyDab zoeyDab zoeyDab
gsyhiap: lrrHEART
MegaDosX: What has the earth ever done for me? lrrBEEJ
KendalMac417: oorah!
RandomTrivia: lrrDARK
tru_boredom: hell yes kathleen
gamblingaregood: oh btw, greetings from TERF island.
TheConnectors: lrrSHINE
Mierr: I'll drink too that!
TehAmelie: lrrDARK
f_tan_theta: well said
toastiferous: @gamblingaregood which?
BartholemewTheKitten: Be nice to earth, be rude to TERFs
Aarek: katesPride
matthaus_c: good message
ourladyoflilacs: TransgenderPride TransgenderPride TransgenderPride
KendalMac417: sometimes words just need to come out
YeomanAres: be rude to people who refuse to be decent
irdeaded: but what if the terf gets upset and wroites a book about being bullied
Foxmar320: foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE
Molladia: lrrHEART braven10TRI lrrHEART braven10TRI lrrHEART
BartholemewTheKitten: Has a good ring to it
owmacohe: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
bunn_tech: Ted talk moments
Orxolon: heal the world,make it a better place
Sanityis0verrated: but we are never nice to Adam
Riiiiiiis: i have no idea what terfs are
psuedoe: f terfs and recycle, love it
SolarBlitz1: Be nice to people, tell people who are butts for terrible reasons to kick rocks.
kilnfiendpotter: I think it's fair
Himyul: what if they're only half assed?
RandomTrivia: @irdeaded Then laugh at them for not realising their own bigotry
TheWriterAleph: that'll show em!
KendalMac417: :thumbsup:
toastiferous: just don't post a single thing in chat
gamblingaregood: handsome
MegaDosX: Semantic satiation incoming
RandomTrivia: That won't be out of the ordinary :D
ComradeMik: got it
bunn_tech: benginDance benginDance benginDab
tru_boredom: understood
toastiferous: sounds good
kilnfiendpotter: Just infinite heart emoji's
SolarBlitz1: Three handsomes per sentence
kilnfiendpotter: ?
gamblingaregood: they have excess hands
Going_Medium: So speak truth?
Orxolon: cool
Mazrae: got it kathleen, be nice and be kind to all that deserve it
KendalMac417: handsome joke streamer
NarishmaReborn: got it
toastiferous: hand some
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
kilnfiendpotter: A surfeit of the word "handsome"
Furvias: got it
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Kathleen and Graham! lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
KendalMac417: o/
electra310: Byeeee!
emberBecky: lrrHEART
Orxolon: thanks for the stream!
bunn_tech: Bye Bye
BusTed: seabatSEAL
kilnfiendpotter: What a handsome game for a handsome pair of lads
Mierr: thanks for the live!
Strebenherz: Peace out you two!
RandomTrivia: Please pet the unreasonably large and floofy babies for us
Going_Medium: Thanks for the stream!
Furvias: Quick play the exit music
Articerile: money? helpful?
RandomTrivia: !store
LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun has a store! You can buy T-shirts, playmats, Qwerpline and Road Quest official merch, and much more! Check out https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ for the full catalog.
PhorrestGaze: batman doesn't do housekeeping
EchoMikeZebra: :) ty!
KendalMac417: suUUuper thanks!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Yeah, the "Boss" is watching. Make sure to do the plugs!
RandomTrivia: !patreon
LRRbot: 2721 patrons for a total of $20,607.88 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
Sanityis0verrated: one day we will have Pride shirts
kilnfiendpotter: See y'all later! Stay safe, stay healthy!
flatluigi: like croissants
MidnighterKnight subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 37 months, currently on a 37 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, MidnighterKnight! (Today's storm count: 83)
Molladia: Tijuana Taxi plays in background.
matthaus_c: fancy that.
control_rig subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 58 months!
control_rig: Love you guys. Be safe!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, control_rig! (Today's storm count: 84)
62MGcobra: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Snail_On_Speed: our life goal is to make beej haopy
KendalMac417: byeeee!
laikagoat: fionLove lrrSHINE fionLove
BartholemewTheKitten: It supports a tremendous number of people and 1 beej
TheConnectors: Thank youuuuu
BloodnBullets: ive seen todays crapshot, beej needs to be stopped
petey_vonwho: i ordered my dragon shields today
Orxolon: @BloodnBullets fancy that
RandomTrivia: @BloodnBullets Silly, Beej cannot be stopped
BloodnBullets: Gah!
kilnfiendpotter: Buy them sleeves! Both for cards and on shirts!
kilnfiendpotter: Bye friends!
KendalMac417: adios Kilnfiend!
RandomTrivia: Bye Michelle! lrrSHINE
matthaus_c: have a good time working on alexander, michelle! <3
raulghoulia: Batman totally throws double dueces
Calhoun327: when does lets nope go live?
matthaus_c: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Fobia - St. Dinfna Hotel) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (6m from now).
matthaus_c: 6 metres from now
Calhoun327: @matthaus_C thanks you rule
F1SHOR: 6 meters! so close!
baskwalla: Ook ook?
luke_warme: thats pretty far down ngl
F1SHOR: lrrSIG lrrSIG
jessieimproved: lrrSIG lrrSPOOP
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> I can only make so many dinfna nuts jokes before i can't dinfa no more | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1564764096368877568
jessieimproved: jlrrCooltunes
F1SHOR: i need a banana or ape emote for when i get to catch this live
matthaus_c: wheelerOok
CanPlayGames: That feeling when you forget that you had a stream window open and then music starts playing from somewhere
zed_alpha: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Going_Medium: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrSIG
NightValien28: dif deez
MrSarkhan subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 53 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, MrSarkhan! (Today's storm count: 85)
KendalMac417: how we dinfna doing today?
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview off
LRRbot: Card viewer disabled
MegaDosX: You mean to tell me we don't need the card viewer for Let's Nope?
electra310: No looking at cards during Spookytime!
zed_alpha: Has it been on this entire time?
Foxmar320: The cards were scary
MegaDosX: That's pretty funny if it got left on after the PPR
fdainez: what if i wanted to see what terror do?
YarrMorgan: That Let's Nope title logo is so handsome
zed_alpha: lrrSPOOPY
vellebastet: lrrSPOOPY
mutualgrape: Such a handsome font
Musicsquid: <message deleted>Looking handsome tonight, Chat
MegaDosX: The O in Nope is almost the Phyrexia logo
MegaDosX: I just noticed
zed_alpha: blaze the audience
KendalMac417: lrrSPOOP_TK lrrSPOOP_TK
CaptinOfBeez subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 27 months!
CaptinOfBeez: I'm Ready to watch some very handsome boys tonight!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, CaptinOfBeez! (Today's storm count: 86)
vellebastet: lrrFINE
matthaus_c: <message deleted>@MegaDosX Alex is basically Sheoldred, right?
Musicsquid: <message deleted>Very handsome intro
MrSarkhan: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
KendalMac417: spoopy time!
matthaus_c: <message deleted>fancy to see these handsome boys really handsoming around a spoopy handsome hotel on such a dark and handsome night
Mischievous_Catgeist: That was such a handsome intro. and such a handsome ghost
BusTed: Good evening to our handsome Let's Nope boys.
electra310: Look at the handsome boys!
LithelyUnshod subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 53 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, LithelyUnshod! (Today's storm count: 87)
owmacohe: Oh hey, it's the handsome boys!
baskwalla: Handsome timbits
TheConnectors: yoooooooooo a couple o handsome boys
Kramburger: Just preemptively, fuck this game
Sanityis0verrated is continuing the Gift Sub they got from Solid_Fuel!
novrdd: Ombits
Musicsquid: <message deleted>The handsome spoop boys!
tru_boredom: oh hey who are these handsome boys
Darth_Litigious: Hello to the two most handsome men playing a handsome game.
Furvias: Those Timbits looking Handsome
ThorSokar: I AM AWAKE NOW
shurtal: THE CEREMONIAL TIMBITS
Mischievous_Catgeist: such handsome singing
KendalMac417: looking handsome today guys
Joecool190 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 14 months!
Joecool190: nice
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Joecool190! (Today's storm count: 88)
aggrocrow: oooh, it's the handsome bois!!!
MrTulip: Very handsome singing
Sogheim: what's a timbits?
Lord_Hosk: those are some handsome bittys
BusTed: The Lion Menace
Koshindan subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 62 months!
Koshindan: Handsome singing.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Koshindan! (Today's storm count: 89)
ArdCollider: that was handsome.
Musicsquid: <message deleted>Some handsome looking timbits too
electra310: Hello, handsome spoopy boys!
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap seabatOAK
saucemaster5000: hakuna magimme
SeaDiegoFC: Handsome boys with da bits
matthaus_c: <message deleted>handsome timbits
TehAmelie: hello handsome lads
kilnfiendpotter: Look at those handsome boys and those handsome bits!!!
tru_boredom: those timbits also look especially handsome right now
gnomedeplume572: So handsome
abaoa_qu: Right, turn volume down
Notsobigal: What even are those
SnackPak_: OMG
zed_alpha: just smear that glaze on his face
baskwalla: amazingh
KendalMac417: sim-Ben
ButButTheJesus: TIMBIIIIIITSSSSS! TII-HII-MBIIIIIIITS!
Orxolon: hellooo is the handsome Duo!!!
SmithKurosaki: All Hail the Timbits?
neebusjeebus: very handsome game today
garfacemcgar: well this went from zero to cursed really fast
gsyhiap: LUL
Darth_Litigious: Such a handsome voice
BusTed: Ben... is alive!
YawnLance: He who will be king
onion_flake: premium content
Molladia: OOOOooo Such Handsomeness on my screen.
TehAmelie: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
TheWarDoctor8: Hakuna my timbits my guys
snortablecola: okay now pick him up
owmacohe: Timbits are handsome
vellebastet: 😄 🤣
gibbousm: sad nuggy?
TheMerricat: chat, what have I walked into? :D
MrTulip: such handsome goobers
Koshindan: Commit to the timbit.
kilnfiendpotter: Oh my goodness such handsome tenderness
Mischievous_Catgeist: such a handsome friendship
WanderingOmen: what a handsome bit
Nydestroyer: Wow this is such a hansom moment
TheConnectors: that was a very handome singing voice
Musicsquid: <message deleted>Lotta handsome
Foxmar320: So handsome
Sogheim: y'all are weird tonight, dang
Orxolon: what a handsome way of eating
SmithKurosaki: What kinds did y'all get?
ButButTheJesus: THIS IS WHY I TUNE IN
NarishmaReborn: 30 seconds in and his face is already glazed
Going_Medium: Breaking out the lion king is always just a whim away!
KendalMac417: such handsome decor
gsyhiap: A handsome sugar coating
Lord_Hosk: such a handsome joke
novrdd: Where are the adults!
Calhoun327: nothing makes a handsome baby like some timbitties
Nigouki: timbits are old and busted, where's the shiny new Tim Hortons Pizza?
matthaus_c: <message deleted>handsome bit today, boys
kakmize: such a handsome bit
Sanityis0verrated: Don'tknow when I got that gift sub but I'm on PC now so I can sub again
Musicsquid: <message deleted>Handsome outfits too
CururuGuasu: You must find your place in the great circle of…stuff
asheshere365: hello everybody!
kilnfiendpotter: They are the most handsome of zits
electra310: You guys are looking so handsome tonight!
tru_boredom: hello you handsome boys
kilnfiendpotter: In the circle of biiiiiits
KendalMac417: the most handsome breakdown
saucemaster5000: <message deleted>boys got into the sugar
YawnLance: I mean we can't see it
kilnfiendpotter: Hello handsome lads!
Calhoun327: F-ing rafiki laugh
ThorSokar: I'll have whatever Ben's having
KeytarCat: @SmithKurosaki hiii PotFriend
NarishmaReborn: what a handsome reference
voltprime: Hey~ y'all so handsome when y'all have fun
Sogheim: oh no the bookcase!
Furvias: Hella handsome image
Musicsquid: <message deleted>Never remarked on how handsome the set is before
Kramburger: GET HIM ADAM
ArdCollider: handsomely frenzied by donut sugar
Sanityis0verrated: They are the most hansome boys
ChrisTheLemming: beej is too handsome to care
ShaneLeeAtk: The handsome boys
Orxolon: did you scratch a handsome drawing?
saucemaster5000: <message deleted>(taking notes)
MrSarkhan: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
Nydestroyer: Too handsome for tv
matthaus_c: <message deleted>handsome trouble
Lord_Hosk: thats a handsome greenscreen
Kramburger: NSFW
electra310: Those walls are very handsome covered in timbits
Musicsquid: <message deleted>Beej also quite handsome
f_tan_theta: oooh handsome hand
BusTed: Such a rebel.
definenull: what a handsome duo, today is a truly blessed day
Orxolon: hello handsome fellows
owmacohe: Hiya handsome boys
Himyul: good day, handsome gentlemen
KendalMac417: a handsome game for two handsome boys
kilnfiendpotter: Oh no, too much handsome
TheConnectors: loving the handsome beards
vellebastet: What a handsome game
SeaDiegoFC: Dinfa is such a handsome game
Darth_Litigious: Hello to the two most handsome men playing a handsome game.
saucemaster5000: <message deleted>Can't wait for the thrilling conclusion
tru_boredom: and what a handsome doobloon it is
Musicsquid: <message deleted>What a handsome game to play on this handsome Tuesday
ButButTheJesus: you mean we still din finna this game?
CaptinOfBeez: some handsome boys and some timbits!
Kramburger: You can have your Dessertfina, when you have your Dinfna
MegaDosX: Look at these handsome boys
Forgotten_Lizard: What's dinfna? Kappa
vellebastet: A handsome gane for two handsome boys
owmacohe: Never realized how handsome the background of the stream is
Nydestroyer: what a handsome line of thought
ArdCollider: determination is handsome, it's true.
electra310: Dinfna is such a handsome game
Orxolon: i love your handsome shirt Adam!
Mischievous_Catgeist: gone dinfinite
jessicaengle: Hey Chat. Are we complimenting these handsome bois ?
KeytarCat: A dinfnut, if you will
matthaus_c: <message deleted>@Forgotten_Lizard not much what's dinfna with you
tru_boredom: a dinfna handsomeness
KendalMac417: @forgotten_lizard not much, whats dinfna with you?
Lord_Hosk: Finishing games that you start is handsome
matthaus_c: <message deleted>handsome music
vellebastet: Handsome sounds
DoctorHutch: You both look handsome and are kind people.
KendalMac417: Adam i like your shirt
definenull: handsome audio 😍
KendalMac417: very handsome
NarishmaReborn: sunk cost handsomeness
Tangsm: Handsome finales.
Furvias: Handsome boys
electra310: Such handsome boys
Orxolon: not as handsome as you 2
baskwalla: handsome handsome
Kramburger: Very Handsome
Going_Medium: That's some handsome music.
Musicsquid: <message deleted>Y’all handsome
matthaus_c: <message deleted>we're handsomely coordinated
Favre_the_Undead: <message deleted>handsome boys
kilnfiendpotter: Such handsome spoopy music
ButButTheJesus: handsome chat
vellebastet: What a handsome question
YarrMorgan: That magneto shirt is so Handsome tbh
MrSarkhan: it's a very handsome game
tru_boredom: nothing is going on you are just handsome
Darleysam: I like Mmmbop by Handsome
Musicsquid: <message deleted>Pretty handsome day today
ArdCollider: you're just all very handsome today.
SquareDotCube: footsome
Nydestroyer: Damn so handsome this reaction
saucemaster5000: <message deleted>handsome indeed
TheConnectors: Questioning reality is handsome
zed_alpha: Help, chat's having a very handsome stroke
ShaneLeeAtk: This is a handsome set of folks
lochnessseammonster: cuz you're handsome!
Himyul: H A N D S O M E
Mischievous_Catgeist: this friendship is so handsome
DoctorHutch: James...also a handsome gentlemen
Koshindan: Handsome suspicion.
Orxolon: we truly believe you are handsome
RaklarLS: it's a very handsome attitude you two have
aZephyrSage: its a handsome stream, whats the problem?
KendalMac417: this chat is very handsome
kilnfiendpotter: You are all so handsome as you play this game
onion_flake: handsome handsomes
gsyhiap: A handsome question, Ben
Lord_Hosk: Why do you think something is handsomely going on?
owmacohe: Chat's just in a handsome mood
ThorSokar: Such Handsome GENTLEMEN
electra310: A spookily handsome night
jessicaengle: True handsomeness is handsomeness of the soul
YawnLance: h a n d s o m e
lochnessseammonster: deal with it. handsome
JohnLockeCole: Just. Handsome.
Mai_Andra: Wow, Magneto was right. Y'all are super handsome.
YarrMorgan: Checking twitter is so handsome tbh
neebusjeebus: we just think ur so handsome!
Gaz_L: it was not something James did
definenull: accept our handsome compliments!
Going_Medium: Those are some handsome beards today. Very well groomed.
tru_boredom: James also is handsome that's true
SmithKurosaki: Y'all handsome af
Musicsquid: <message deleted>James is handsome and innocent
zed_alpha: @LoadingReadyRun look would you prefer handsome or footsome?
vellebastet: What a handsome hypothesis
Orxolon: but you 2 ARE handsome
Kaorti: I heard that handsome things were happening here?
KendalMac417: were just in a handsome mood :)
Kramburger: HANDSOME
TheWarDoctor8: Who did the tweet?
kilnfiendpotter: I mean, all of y'all are very handsome
TheConnectors: accept our compliments!
Mischievous_Catgeist: handsome
neebusjeebus: handsome
voltprime: y'all are getting even more handsome~~~ while trying to figure this out
abaoa_qu: I know we aren't here for the game, but this game is really bad...it isn't even entertaining bad
Going_Medium: Handsome
laundreydhull: Show urself Mister lrrJAMES Turner!
kakmize: handsome
Koshindan: Handsome threats.
vellebastet: HANDSOME
Lord_Hosk: Handsome
tru_boredom: Handsome
Ferisar: handie some
DoctorHutch: handsome
Sanityis0verrated: We don'ty know what you are talking about
mitomanox: handsome
BlackIsis: Handsome ban?
SnackPak_: o7
ThorSokar: NOT THE BOO BOX
owmacohe: HANDSOME
Kramburger: DAMMIT NO MY ONE CHANCE
electra310: H A N D S O M E
kilnfiendpotter: Just accept the handsomeness
MrSarkhan: handsome
YawnLance: HANDSOME
ArdCollider: handsome
Forgotten_Lizard: Handsome
laundreydhull: LUL
definenull: handsome
mochabeanie: handsome
Favre_the_Undead: <message deleted>handsome
tru_boredom: handsome
matthaus_c: <message deleted>handsome!
Furvias: Handsome
GoblinPieromancer: Handsome
hexi_lexi234: <message deleted>HANDSOME
frozenphoenix7: You two are beautiful
ButButTheJesus: handsome
Mischievous_Catgeist: into the handsome box
jessicaengle: BEAUTIES
Orxolon: apes together strong
lamina5432: Handsome
zed_alpha: Footsome
Pteraspidomorphi: sandhome
MegaDosX: Handful!
NarishmaReborn: what a handsome box
Himyul: Is Footsome acceptable?
Kramburger: HANDSOME
DoctorHutch: Can't stop us all
Graham_LRR: Ha ha, pranked with handsome truth.
Micsig: sajamShoot
Lord_Hosk: Handsome
DoctorHutch: Handsome!
Orxolon: hahaha
saucemaster5000: <message deleted>I refuse to play this game
mitomanox: too handsome
gnomedeplume572: Solidarity is handsome
fdainez: handsome
electra310: You can't ban all of us handsome people
neebusjeebus: your so handsome ben
Masslost: hand
TheConnectors: Handsome abuse of power!
Mai_Andra: With all the handsome scorpions?
SnackPak_: hamdson
Kramburger: H A N D S O M E
JohnLockeCole: can we talk handsomely though?
SirMorek: <message deleted>Handsome
Lord_Durin: h a n d s o m e
Tangsm: So many hands.
YawnLance: Shoot me, handsome PrideUwu
zed_alpha: Toothsome.
Lord_Hosk: Handsome
tru_boredom: you blocking us is really handsome
Going_Medium: Those are some handsome bannings!
TwitchTVsFrank: you cant get them all
aZephyrSage: thats some handsome banning
hexi_lexi234: <message deleted>handsome
novrdd: Handsome
Mischievous_Catgeist: cant catch this handsome chat
electra310: We are HANDSOME SPARTACUS
Darth_Litigious: Hand Some
onion_flake: not so handsome
BlindProphet32: <message deleted>Very Handsome
kilnfiendpotter: You can ban ALL of us you handsome lads!
raulghoulia: So hamdsome!
Zu_o: Handsome
Zath_ subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 49 months!
Zath_: Please no ban handsome boys
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Zath_! (Today's storm count: 90)
Gaz_L: all phasers locked and ready
Ferisar: hey udyr how you gonna catch me
KendalMac417: he's gonna handsome with power!
zed_alpha: You can't kill us all!
Calhoun327: Handsome
ThorSokar: SPARTACUS
owmacohe: This is very un-handsome behaviour
kilnfiendpotter: **can't ban all of us
jessicaengle: Lovelies
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
hexi_lexi234: <message deleted>COME AT ME BEN IM JACKED
mitomanox: some hands
frozenphoenix7: You're very gorgeous
CaptinOfBeez: handsome cross fires
DoctorHutch: H A N D S O M E
tru_boredom: no matthaus is so handsome
Kaorti: We're all handsome!
electra310: Handsome!
Masslost: some
MegaDosX: Fire me! I'm already fired!
voltprime: you can't stop this, y'all too handsome
Forgotten_Lizard: Handsome blat blat
TheWriterAleph: chat is so handsomely unsafe right now
Mischievous_Catgeist: Handsome 10 minutes ;D
raulghoulia: I am spartacus
mochabeanie: handsome
JohnLockeCole: This is an extremely Handsome reaction
mitomanox: some handsome hands
neebusjeebus: they cant get us all, handsome
kilnfiendpotter: COME AT ME YOU HANDSOME LADS
Kramburger: YOU MISSED< YOU HANDSOME NERD
gsyhiap: Leave some for teh handsome mods, Ben
SmithKurosaki: H A N D S O M E
DoctorHoneyDew: Run chat!
Sogheim: be easier to just go emote only
Gaz_L: he's running out of ammo
Furvias: Banning People is Handsome
GoblinPieromancer: What handsome bans
YawnLance: Coward won't shoot his mod smh
kharnor: Footsome
TheAwkes: Throwing some hands.
vellebastet: You're BOTH handsome men!!
Orxolon: for being handsome?
Nigouki: handsome boys will do literally anything but play the game
ButButTheJesus: hexi noooooooooo
SnackPak_: how dare you timeout Lexi!
Spades_Slicc: My streamer in twitch this is handsome behavior
EotMJohn: This is the nicest ban crazy host I've seen in a while
jessicaengle: Cutiepies
electra310: You can't handsome all of us!
ShaneLeeAtk: HANDSOME
kakmize: such un-handsome behavior
TehAmelie: sorry you're both too cute to keep quiet
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empyreon: What's going on in this handsome stream?!
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Kaorti: the hostility!
tru_boredom: you can't stop us from calling you handsome
Foxmar320: Such a handsome ban wave
Going_Medium: That is some handsome chat carnage.
Himyul: is there a CTRL-A, timeout function?
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Orxolon: ook ookk
LurkerSpine: the handsomest bans
MegaDosX: Such handsome bullets
lochnessseammonster: @Sanityis0verrated Thanks for the gift sub!
saucemaster5000: <message deleted>wow when hexi is getting shot this is getting real
neebusjeebus: handsome subs!
Orxolon: handsome strategy
ChrisTheLemming: what a handsome way to go out
KendalMac417: bansome
MrSarkhan: H A N D S O M E
ThorSokar: swifts1Notes Ben can't take H A N D S O M E complements luaNote
vellebastet: 😆 😂 😆
Spacecarl: At least they didnt hit Graham. that would be awkward
Xafty: wow, you timed out hexi, thats just rude
Mischievous_Catgeist: all those handsome subs
baskwalla: What an amazingly handsome start
tru_boredom: what a handsome start to the stream
Robot_Bones: The real spoop was the Handsome bois on screen
kilnfiendpotter: I regret I only have one twitch account to sacrifice for these handsome lads
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LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, handsome! (Today's storm count: 102)
zed_alpha: we know what we did. we know what we'll continue to do
aggrocrow: damn, they really are extra handsome
hug_master: lrrSPOOPY lrrSPOOPY lrrSPOOPY lrrSPOOPY
saucemaster5000: <message deleted>wahappuh
mitomanox: uwu
mitomanox: uwuandsome
Sanityis0verrated: To commemorate the first stream I watch on PC in forever
h3rsh3yb4r: Wow this is a busy day for Adam, huh?
Orxolon: our handsome Christ
CururuGuasu: They’ve reached the preprogrammed kill limit!
MegaDosX: #BenHasTooMuchPower
laundreydhull: @zed_alpha That's where u're wrong. With this here Ben "Killteam" Ulmer & Adam "The Boshy" Savidan!
F1SHOR: this chats a bloodbath - youtube is safer :P
NarishmaReborn: is that how martyrdom works
JohnLockeCole: What a Handsome Martyr
saucemaster5000: <message deleted>handsussy btw
Graham_LRR: @loadingreadyrun Kathleen absolutely GOT you with tonight’s truthful pranking
Sanityis0verrated: because screw the google upcharge
mitomanox: uwandswome
electra310: A handsome martyr to the cause of Twitch chat Being That Way
DarthRagnar815: I hear there are only beautiful people here today <3
tru_boredom: what a handsome content warning
SnackPak_: fair
Kramburger: No, that's fair
kharnor: alriiiight its the weekend
TheWriterAleph: TOO FAR
YarrMorgan: Ok so is FOBIA scary do I need to keep the lights on
Matsunen subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 28 months!
Matsunen: Can I just say you boys are looking completely normal today?
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MrSarkhan: lrrDARK lrrDARK
YawnLance: Powerful handsoming, chat
Sogheim: lrrHEART lrrADAM Handsome lrrBEN lrrHEART
SmithKurosaki: A just punishment
Furvias: @Graham_LRR Careful Ben might Ban you lol
vellebastet: lrrDARK
KendalMac417: such handsome japes to be had!
vellebastet: lrrDARK lrrSPOOPY
Sanityis0verrated: I think she is fine with it
baskwalla: She'd be into this carnage
electra310: Why would Kathleen do this handsome thing?
MegaDosX: Wait who narc'ed?
hamraffle: Hello All Neutral Dope Suave Overly-handsome Mega-cool Entrepreneurs, Being Overtly Yorky-fresh and Sus.
Driosenth: Can I "hand some" compliments out?
definenull: the handsome massacre of August 2022
Kramburger: Why would Kathleen be so Handsome about this?
kakmize: Stand your handsome ground
ArdCollider: Kathleen got James wrongly accused, too.
lochnessseammonster: lrrWOW lrrDARK lrrSHINE
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JohnLockeCole: yeah this is Handsomely Playing into Kathleen's Hands
ThorSokar: what is this Alberta?!?!
hug_master: Cheer100 so glad I finally have time to catch the spoopy boiz live!
KendalMac417: unloaded 34 10-minute bans into their back
tru_boredom: Graham sold us out quite handsomely
kilnfiendpotter: A handsome excuse
Pteraspidomorphi: This week, exceptionally
SmithKurosaki: Anyways, Ben just started blasting
vellebastet: Ben really HANDed out SOME justice to those in Chat
electra310: Handsome horror handling
PhorrestGaze: just gonna let you know you're lookin' handsome
h3rsh3yb4r: what's dinfna?
dankmemeter subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 7 months!
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danfromoz: Just in time
Charlie_Victor7 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 37 months!
Charlie_Victor7: Let the spoops begin!
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Foxmar320: Never change chat
SeaDiegoFC: These boys remind me of my favorite BL2 villain but without the villainy
BusTed: Ben it's ok if you want to rinse off the timbit residue.
Kramburger: We don't die in horror games, we just get timed out
Orxolon: but you banned the mods
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
electra310: @h3rsh3yb4r I dunno, what's dinfna with you?
abaoa_qu: This game is incredibly scary. It is terrifying how much you have to replay when you randomly die
tru_boredom: the mods also are really handsome
JohnLockeCole: You actually are good looking lads tho
gsyhiap: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
Furvias: Boi's get called Handsome, carnage is wrought, Kathleen Cackles
Sanityis0verrated: The power of credits
jessicaengle: Oh, it's Shoe-y.
hug_master: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
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Gaz_L: not spoop related, but did Adam see the TMNT Cowabunga Collection came out? it's rad
Kramburger: We are in a Bad Game
Sanityis0verrated: I remember none of this
Anubis169: travF1 travF2
BlackIsis: This is a weird hotel.
Anubis169: heya sanity
jessicaengle: @Kramburger Every time someone says your name out loud on a stream I giggle. It's never not funny
Kramburger: Oh man I love Half-Life
TheWriterAleph: there's nothing like a good spoop. and this is nothing like a good spoop.
Sogheim: so we get to use the USB stick again?
Furvias: A handsome spoop as it were
KendalMac417: bullat
Sanityis0verrated: that does not narrow it down
Forgotten_Lizard: The door sounds like an electric plunger
Sanityis0verrated: Hey Anubis
danfromoz subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 8 months!
danfromoz: 8 months and going strong.
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Charlie_Victor7: That's a very wet sound for a door to make
JohnLockeCole: I remember none of this because I wasn't here last week
emonotony: @BlackIsis So much space and energy wasted to corridors and pointless mist.
Kramburger: @jessicaengle Suspicious_Fry.Gif
shurtal: there's so much gun wiggle in this walk cycle, it's liek you're made of rubber
baskwalla: We're handsome
Ferisar: doing good
Ferisar: training my karate
Furvias: Handsome
BusTed: S'ok. Doing some dinner prep.
electra310: Feeling handsome and sassy
F1SHOR: spring has begun a day early so i am dying
lochnessseammonster: very good, thanks
Kramburger: Not me, I'm ugly as sin
Spades_Slicc: Not as handsome as you two
KendalMac417: kk i was just here for the handsome japery, I gotta go finish my class. have a handsome day, see yall in the vod!
TheWarDoctor8: Rough actually
irdeaded: so I missed last weeks stream, this is still a hotel right?
neebusjeebus: very handsome day today
Sanityis0verrated: Forgot to have dinner
h3rsh3yb4r: I spent it all watching you play MTG
ButButTheJesus: i enjoyed some Cyberpunk
MegaDosX: Day's just started my guy
PhorrestGaze: this day has gone handsomely
Anubis169: you don't want to open that can of worms, ima go with 'ok considering'
Tangsm: Fragil rock.
owmacohe: Why is this game knock off dead cells all of a sudden?
owmacohe: Dead space*
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I'm good! yesterday was my last first day of school. last semester of grad school
Kramburger: She loves me for my personality
JohnLockeCole: I am in charge of being Ugly around here
ComradeMik: oh hey, look at these handsome lads, playing these handsome games
BlackIsis: @BlackIsis Airtight doors seem like an unnecessary extravagance
emonotony: Taking care of a baby is great for not having the time to care about personal appearance that much.
mitomanox: lrrFINE_HF <3 lrrFINE_HF
MrOrange1987: Hey Spoopy Boys!
danfromoz: I don't think anything in this game will be as horrifying as Ben casually making 3 trillion spirit tokens in magic.
Gaz_L: oh look, it's one of them booths like in Bioshock
BusTed: The classic 3 clockface interface.
Furvias: OMG a Clock Puzzle!
Kramburger: Set the dials to 4:20
Spades_Slicc: Set the dials to 4 2 0
TheWarDoctor8: Why are WALL CLOCKS used for the dials on a console?
rosesmcgee: I once got an insulting fortune cookie that said "You remind people there are other types of beauty in the world"
ComradeMik: no clowns cackling about value, thus less scary than Bioshock
Tangsm: I like that their dials are just wall clocks.
Furvias: It's Time for a Clock puzzle!
Spades_Slicc: @Kramburger handsome minds think alike
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
ComradeMik: get fucked
Kramburger: X: Doubt
Sanityis0verrated: That means nothing
BusTed: 69 jokes only
emonotony: "Does anything smell bad? Is everyone safe? Has everyone eaten? Good enough!"
Ferisar: a different man
Koshindan: A handsome age.
ComradeMik: you just didn't think of it at the time
Forgotten_Lizard: @TheWarDoctor8 Look, the construction people made some bad purchases and needed to use the clocks somehow
NarishmaReborn: ma tour
ThorSokar: OH, how long's he gonna stand on that weak ledge?
asthanius: Give it 39 more years
ButButTheJesus: a mature, handsome ben
Dog_of_Myth: Press X to Doubt
zed_alpha: ah yes, Rob Zombie's idiot cousin Bob Ghoul's crappy movie: House of a Thousand Keys
itmightbemikey: Too old to be dank
Anubis169: You can laugh at the same stuff from a different age :P
Ferisar: now he's drunk udyr ben
h3rsh3yb4r: I miss the old, young, Ben
mitomanox: no uwu
MrOrange1987: Hey Spoopy Men*
Furvias: X to doubt
owmacohe: Damn they gentrified Ben
Charlie_Victor7: I'll believe that when I see it
Kaorti: you've seen your elders Ben. You know maturity is a lie.
kilnfiendpotter: Wait what, I'm 35 and I didn't get that memo
kilnfiendpotter: Then again I'm not as handsome
Kaorti: don't blow smoke
Sogheim: yeah um that's totally why I don't do that, either, not how clocks don't go to 69
Kramburger: I'll believe that Ben's mature when he gives up on chicken nuggets
JohnLockeCole: what about... *some* nonsense Ben?
Gaz_L: i assume the Callisto Protocol is on the docket for Lets Nope, speaking of Dead Space?
SquareDotCube: no nonsense Ben, so you're actually a clone huh? Kappa
emonotony: So when does Adam lose the nonsense and how can we delay that fate?
TheWarDoctor8: @TheWarDoctor8 Prexisting items because the budget ran out?
ComradeMik: that game looks sick
YarrMorgan: why is the camera allowing you to walk through barriers and see other stuff?
zed_alpha: Cheer100 Didn't you see the tweet? Ben turned 30 and immediately found Christ and joined a monastery. No more dick and weed jokes for him, only sparkling water, thank you.
Kramburger: I miss Ada and Solider
Rift_goose: What about The Mortuary Assistant?
SnackPak_: sneaky game
Gaz_L: doesn't look like it
Nigouki: I can't wait until Let's Nope is like 5 space horror games in a row
ButButTheJesus: @zed_alpha praise Jesus!
BlackIsis: Are you sure? It looks like he's going through the door.
Seth_Erickson: Have you played the Shore?
emonotony: Okay first genuine laugh at this game this time.
raulghoulia: that guy's not very handsome
ComradeMik: and adam is also there
FoxFyr: smart and handsome
zed_alpha: Can you shoot him through the door?
h3rsh3yb4r: Yes probably, there's some dogwater horror games
tru_boredom: and he's Incredobly handsome to boot
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
TheWriterAleph: LUL
Kramburger: Ben's a coke-addicted psychopath?
zed_alpha: oh yes, sherlock holmes, worst detective in victorian london
definenull: got em
ButButTheJesus: effective!
lochnessseammonster: like watson
circusofkirkus: "occupado"
Ferisar: a new man
Dog_of_Myth: @LoadingReadyRun The Callisto Protocol is a single-player survival horror game and will not feature online multiplayer components.
Spades_Slicc: Ma Tour
TheWriterAleph: tis a good shotgun bront
aZephyrSage: bens like of confusion as he tries to figure out the controls undercuts your genius claims a little bit
Gaz_L: i know it's a tradition now, but the Dark Pictures games have a really interesting take on co-op/multiplayer online. but i dunno how well it'd work for streaming, cuz you're both playing different scenes at the same time
zed_alpha: He'll get rid of the teabagging when he turns 34
ComradeMik: @Kramburger Sherlock holmes was a coke addicted SOCIOpath
lazermeow: Are ya winning son?
ComradeMik: close
Kramburger: We call the Soft Drinks
Furvias: Handsome teabagging
JohnLockeCole: No Nonsense (Teabags 80 seconds later)
jessicaengle: A sodapath?
I_Am_Clockwork: Fear 3 Kappa
ComradeMik: co-op isn't very scary imo
Himyul: there was the one where you had to catch all the goats
Koshindan: Horror themed board games.
ComradeMik: unless you play PUG
zed_alpha: @Koshindan what, more Betrayal?
ButButTheJesus: y'all could try Hunt: Showdown together
h3rsh3yb4r: Have you lads played the FEAR series?
Sogheim: haha you gotta get a memory stick
zed_alpha: So do you guys prefer A-horror or B-horror?
Kramburger: Can I suggest 'At Dead of Night' for some FMV Horror?
Molladia: Ben have you been bitten by something, you're scractching a lot........ must have been the handsome bug.
mochabeanie: spoop adjecent
I_Am_Clockwork: I think its fine to occilate between spoopy and goofy shlock horror fun times
Rift_goose: Fear 3 is coop and horror adjacent
YawnLance: Horror in the background while two handsome boys talk
Musicsquid: I died doing what I loved, no regurts
emonotony: Horror theme, not horrifying.
TheWarDoctor8: Let's Nope is horror game MST3K
rosesmcgee: How many honest to god scary games are there, really?
jessicaengle: Also games for babies
tru_boredom: will you handsome people play the next of dark pictures on Halloween again with a full group?
Gaz_L: yeah, i think it's evolved from the original idea of scaring the easily-startle-able LRR boys
Kramburger: Okay chat, most Handsome Insect go:
Seth_Erickson: Summer is the worst
matthaus_c: streamer, there seem to be 50 minutes missing off my timeout order
Molator: look at these handsome guys
FoxFyr: Hell yeah brother, preach
jessicaengle: Butterfly
ComradeMik: SUMMER SUCKS
TheConnectors: winter all year babyyyy
Furvias: Returnal with a semi responsive controller... that's spoopy
Nigouki: summer is too damn swampy and sweaty
shurtal: Dung Beetle
Robot_Bones: Maybe you should rub some more Tim bit on it
BlackIsis: well, spoopy season will be here soon
KeytarCat: any genre can do horror, even if it's not a good idea!
kilnfiendpotter: I too hate summer. It is the worst.
Sogheim: you hate Summer Glau?!
Masslost: playing through FEAR would be interesting to see if they still hold up but FEAR 2's ending is a lot to take in
h3rsh3yb4r: I agree with Ben 100%
emonotony: If you wanted to play a horrifying game, you'd just play the new Diablo and look at the microtransactions.
TheWarDoctor8: Fall gang lets go!
zed_alpha: I enjoy summer, can't stand spring.
zed_alpha: maybe 'cause that's spring is all humid and no rain
MegaDosX: I personally put winter over autumn, but we don't get snow here, so I'd imagine that would be a factor
DoctorHutch: Ben should play a character in a sequel to the sketch "Spring"
BusTed: Just means the snow can't sneak up on ya.
Himyul: were you bitten by a handsome boi and now are a were-handsome?
Kramburger: We're in a sub-tropical area, so we only have a Wet season and a Dry season
BlackIsis: yeah you are
fiftymcnasty: Ben is objectively correct.
baskwalla: No you're hot all the time
SkylerRingtail: As a fellow human furnace, I sympathize
7gorobei: summer is just suffer spelled sideways
zed_alpha: @Kramburger wet, dry, muggy, surprisingly, shockingly cold
hexi_lexi234: @LoadingReadyRun i cant belive you timed me out your pair of handsome lads whomst i love beyond measure!!!!! <3
zed_alpha: Your character isn't stomping, he's *skipping*
DoctorHutch: "I'm sorry man, i just hate summer so god damn much"
KeytarCat: I started being hot all the time when I started new meds
Kramburger: @zed_alpha Both weeks of Winter
ButButTheJesus: @hexi_lexi234 we appreciate your sacrifice
I_Am_Clockwork: I should maybe replay the first f.e.a.r. game. I remember it being fun, even if it was that particular flavor of early 2000's edge
Furvias: @hexi_lexi234 It was a handsome timeout
shurtal: Mugnum*
Musicsquid: The spoop boys knew we spoke the truth and had to silence us
shurtal: according to RE2
hexi_lexi234: @ButButTheJesus dont lie to me
h3rsh3yb4r: Magnum condom for my Monster dong?
zed_alpha: @Kramburger Like a month of Winter, and like two days of it-would-be-snowing-if-it-was-humid-enough
Spades_Slicc: with Monster ammo for your Magnum Gun?
saucemaster5000: when hexi gets shot, you know we're in trouble <3
Kramburger: Ben just said Magnum like Yogi Bear
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh damn I get to catch the spoopy times live! what're we up to this time?
kakmize: yay, busy work!
Tangsm: And all with limited inventory.
ButButTheJesus: @hexi_lexi234 its true! you died so we could shitpost
gualdhar: oh no people got shot? what happened?
zed_alpha: This game looks like the Resident Evil we have at home. Has that joke been made yet?
vellebastet: Welcome back, Chatters!
matthaus_c: didn't give me the whole hour, smh
Utopos: The real monster was Twitch chat all along
Tripleyew: 'evening, Adam and Ben, and howdy all!
emonotony: @KeytarCat I'm on meds boosting my core temperature and still can't hit 36C after all my infection-prone bits got surgically cleaned.
jessicaengle: Welcome back handsome ones.
saucemaster5000: I want to go back to sleep
Kramburger: Thanks to whoever Ben Banned instead of me by accident, thank-you for your service
Spacecarl: its like Atmosfear, they are out of the Blaggole
ComradeMik: Was it because they called you handsome?
hexi_lexi234: @ButButTheJesus youd shitpost regardless
CururuGuasu: Rise from your graves!
tru_boredom: the handsome sacrifices are back
ThorSokar: "Death is but a door, time is but a window!"
TheConnectors: im kinda dissapointed you dont have to flip the usb 3 times before it works
Mai_Andra: handsome mans, handsome bans
Musicsquid: Handsome and banned some
TheWriterAleph: sheet.
MegaDosX: Everyone's back except matthaus, since you gave him the full hour :p
Kramburger: Meester kennedy
matthaus_c: handsome and bannable
shurtal: three sheet's to the wind
zed_alpha: @TheConnectors that's the horror...it *did* work! The universe is fundamentally flawed!
MegaDosX: Oh there he is
ButButTheJesus: @ButButTheJesus also true
Kramburger: @matthaus_c NO
ComradeMik: fucking 60 dkp minus
emonotony: @KeytarCat It's actually super nice how it can go the other way too.
matthaus_c: :)
hexi_lexi234: @Kramburger MEESTER WEENTERZ
jessicaengle: Handsome and hamsome
jessicaengle: lrrHAM
tru_boredom: God i love meat piles as a horror element
Kramburger: Someone get the bonking stick
Furvias: Was there a breathing pile of meat back there?
MegaDosX: It's very on brand for him
zed_alpha: @tru_boredom gotta love the alien meat moss
h3rsh3yb4r: It's only cursed in your mind, you degenerates
shurtal: It's him
ComradeMik: home brand big daddy
gualdhar: I love how even the protag is done with this guy
saucemaster5000: You opened the box...
BlackIsis: That doesn't appear to be super effective
YawnLance: @matthaus_c Guess we know your new nickname
Kramburger: Cthulhu is smaller than I thought he'd be
Gaz_L: It's Mr Y
zed_alpha: "I wanna be chased by Nemesis!" "We have Nemesis at home." The Nemesis at home
saucemaster5000: Cthulwu
matthaus_c: @YawnLance it's so much longer than my name!
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Kramburger: @Gaz_L Mr Y tho
emonotony: Builder grade big daddy, comes with the facility for demonstration purposes.
ComradeMik: man, this game really does want to be resident evil 8
I_Am_Clockwork: those spawn in i-frames
RealGamerCow: weird hotel
hexi_lexi234: @saucemaster5000 CthulUwU
gundamschwing: The Hotel Dinfa, you opened it, we came.
TheWarDoctor8: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
jessicaengle: !findquote handsome
LRRbot: Quote #235: "I would not call the White House 'handsome.'" —Cori [2015-05-05]
ComradeMik: clean running
BusTed: Well executed sequence.
definenull: Cthuwu
Gaz_L: speaking of Mr X, i'm kinda bummed that you can't get the OG versions of RE2 and 3 any more
YawnLance: @YawnLance True... guess we can just shorten it to Handable
Zu_o: I mean, you used all of it on Chat ben.
emonotony: @RealGamerCow Can you imagine the power bill, especially now?
ComradeMik: handy-ble?
TheWarDoctor8: it's a game of memory
hexi_lexi234: @YawnLance @matthaus_c im gonna need you both to stop :p
Micsig: Is it memory?
Kramburger: Pairs?
blip2004: what kind of monster makes a rotating memory game
circusofkirkus: cool game
saucemaster5000: This is how I protect my generator
Kramburger: S E C U R E
Nigouki: what the fuck was that
aZephyrSage: wow, that is lame
Sogheim: that is... a waste of time.
jessicaengle: Smart and handsome
TheWriterAleph: A fax!
MegaDosX: They should fire their IT team if that's their version of "security"
DoctorHutch: nice job nailing it as soon as you noticed
ComradeMik: it's more fun than actually decrypting a USB
Utopos: A wallet would be OP
saucemaster5000: Can't put the keys in the same pocket, they'd smooch
Nigouki: on the bright side, at least you don't have to go to a cold room with one key and a hot room with the other
RealGamerCow: Next up, the dreaded "LOAD LETTER PAPER" puzzle
ZealousCrow: a key is approximately half as large as a shotgun right?
gundamschwing: Nevermind, Game is completely fine
ComradeMik: bullat
emonotony: @ComradeMik You could make platforming levels out of the rainbow tables.
MegaDosX: An single bulat
abaoa_qu: Real horror would have been the printer jamming and having to fix it
jessicaengle: Loading Ready Paper
BrowneePoints: Fusillado Mecanico
h3rsh3yb4r: Machine Gune Bullata is my grandpas name
MegaDosX: 'Murica!
saucemaster5000: Maybe it's reality that got it wrong
ComradeMik: neither do you adam, but here we are
MegaDosX: Cheese it!
abaoa_qu: Lol
emonotony: @abaoa_qu Except the ink is made out of very dangerous acid.
KrumtasticAdventures: Ah. The standard 2 key cards take up as much space as a machine gun.
TheWarDoctor8: Callbacks!
matthaus_c: it's the rebar trap lever
BrowneePoints: Overwhelmingly Positive
ButButTheJesus: game. game pls.
bearravenson: Emergency Junk Lever
Molator: paid actor
ComradeMik: how... did he know what the lever did?
ZealousCrow: How did you know that would happen?
kakmize: pull the lever Kronk!
TheWarDoctor8: We saw the bars when we came in
DoctorHutch: Video games are dumb.
TheConnectors: i like how 6 to the chest did nothing but some pipes knocked him out
omdorastrix: Right LEeeeeever!
saucemaster5000: We have a GED
emonotony: @abaoa_qu Evil inkjet printer would make perfect sense though.
aZephyrSage: was all of that just a cutscene?
I_Am_Clockwork: Deploy the Emergency Ibeams!
h3rsh3yb4r: why dont you cut his legs off while he's knocked out so he can't chase you
ComradeMik: or what?
tru_boredom: gotta love games just taking away control whenever the main character does something cool
ComradeMik: what happens if we embarrass you like that again?
ComradeMik: huh?
TheWarDoctor8: Like it was still contrived, but they did set it up
MegaDosX: I feel like this has been built to be a video game level first and have verisimilitude a distant second
RaklarLS: I forgot this game was so resident evil-ish
CAKHost: Now to find your dead body and possibly have a moment over it.
saucemaster5000: Do you though? I don't know anything that's happening
Robot_Bones: We are here because we need more Keys
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
abaoa_qu: Does the lets nope bingo card still exist? I feel like we could get blackout on this game
MegaDosX: I don't remember that, it was a month ago
matthaus_c: @tru_boredom good ol' Cutscene Jensen problem
TheWarDoctor8: Not! The! First! Trip!
MegaDosX: Probably longer actually
hexi_lexi234: @ComradeMik dont worry, nothing you could do is more embarrassing than being aggressively loving :p
gualdhar: So what's happening tonight Dinfna Deez Nutters?
aZephyrSage: really makes you feel the fear when the entire chase is uncontrolled so you couldnt possibly fail
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Gaz_L: no, Adam, video games should implement intricate minigames for every single cool thing a character does or my 'immersion' will break
TheWarDoctor8: sec I got it
tru_boredom: @matthaus_c that's exactly what I referenced
h3rsh3yb4r: I'm all spooled up
Kramburger: !nope
ComradeMik: @hexi_lexi234 I've been shot by adam before. for all kinds of reasons. I'll take my chances
ZealousCrow: Beam us up!
gundamschwing: !kramburger
Orxolon: transportador?
saucemaster5000: hm... my bingo card is hoping you ninjutsu a saga
matthaus_c: need a gun in a doctor's office with Do No Harm inscribed on it
Sogheim: we don't have the annoying npc companion, I think my card's gonna be a loser today
Gaz_L: should use the W+P bingo card instead for fun
emonotony: saucemaster5000 Would never expect the props to be real weapons.
Kramburger: Hax
saucemaster5000: We're sorry
Gaz_L: only 24, the centre's always free :p
matthaus_c: yeah he beat us but hosts aren't allowed the prize pool
emonotony: Yeah where's the anticheat log.
I_Am_Clockwork: have we seen an abandoned wheelchair?
I_Am_Clockwork: its the last square I need
zed_alpha: of course he beat us, he's the size of a truck and very strong.
El_Funko: the headbob in this game needs that jiggle jiggle tik tok audio
Kramburger: Where's the rollback netcode for Let's Nope bingo
abaoa_qu: Ah, we might be missing a creepy dark forest
Darleysam: my free square says "Handsome Hosts"
Gaz_L: what was that game you guys actually speedran?
h3rsh3yb4r: Jiggle jiggle is old news, we're on it's corn now
matthaus_c: funko is hip with youth culture
Kramburger: Look at these splits! These are amateur Splits!
El_Funko: I'm communicating with the kids, Adam. Stay out of this grandpa
saucemaster5000: I still think the main char is a muppet -- it explains the walk
neebusjeebus: i do not enjoy the door opening sound in thisw game
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @Gaz_L Kraven's Manor or something?
TheWarDoctor8: @Gaz_L Kraven Manor
TheWarDoctor8: Jinx
ComradeMik: it's pretty fucking early for funko to be into the sauce
JohnLockeCole: Ben is in a good position to world Record this game too
baskwalla: This is so cracked
kumatsu: Fortnite really changed Funko
ComradeMik: @El_Funko it's what, 07:30 where you are?
emonotony: We're all old here now.
Kramburger: 10:30
Furvias: Isn't the new thing, Corn?
juneblue58: 10:30 am
saucemaster5000: I refuse to goat anything today
El_Funko: It's 8:30am for me
ComradeMik: 10:30 on the east coast
MegaDosX: 10:30am here
ComradeMik: right, not daylight savings
BlackIsis: that's how time zones work
Orlantia: I'm glad we get to revisit the beginning of the game
The_Color_Twelve: Give us back our word twenty, Kaiser !
ZealousCrow: In a row?!
vellebastet: it's 8:30p here
MegaDosX: I mean.
TheConnectors: oh
matthaus_c: nice
saucemaster5000: and he watches James' twitch
Kramburger: Funko's in Perth, there's literally nothing else to do there
gualdhar: to be fair it's easy to turn on James
MAPBoardgames: Is this still Defnia Hotel?
Furvias: Phrasing?
kumatsu: I mean, I wake up and turn on your stream, Adam
MrOrange1987: James turns me on
Spades_Slicc: You turn on James but do you watch his streams?
hexi_lexi234: ben you might wanna rephrase that
shurtal: "I turn on James" That true, Ben?
El_Funko: Queensland
garfacemcgar: queensland
matthaus_c: the sea
F1SHOR: "australia"
Orxolon: for me it's prime time Let's Nope is between 21 PM to midnight
MWGNZ: there's not room for everyone to go to the gym in the morning
Orlantia: lol
ComradeMik: Queensland
h3rsh3yb4r: I watch Adam for lunch, he starts at noon my time
Kramburger: Queensland (Where I live)
MegaDosX: Queensland straight up
zed_alpha: I think that's the australia part of australia, Adam
saucemaster5000: Australia is the texas of India
ComradeMik: or Northern Territory
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: most of Australia is the Texas of Australia
Kramburger: Top right quarter
emonotony: I'm seriously considering setting up a vintage gaming machine with UT99. And remember when that was new.
El_Funko: Queensland is our Florida
MyBuddySuperfly: wait, so Alberta is the Texas of Canada?
JohnLockeCole: I mean, the Enormous empty Middle part would be the Badlands of West Texas
F1SHOR: the only good state is NSW :P
DoctorHutch: i thought people said quebec was canada texas
BusTed: All I know is 'bogan'
Kramburger: Queensland is like a mix of Texas and Florida
TheWarDoctor8: Uh Oh
danfromoz: Every state as a redneck section, you just got to go inner australia
ComradeMik: @F1SHOR steady on bud
BlackIsis: @MyBuddySuperfly For sure. They have a Stampede!
saucemaster5000: Time to shoot six more chatters
Spades_Slicc: @MyBuddySuperfly No, Texasis the alberta of the US
Utopos: Alberta is 100% the Texas of Canada
matthaus_c: Adam is the Texas of Canada
SmashTCG: Quebec is canadas Austin
Furvias: @El_Funko I thought Gold Coast was your Florida
ThorSokar: Quebec is where all the grumpy people live
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
BlackIsis: Alberta has cowboys and the oil industry
MegaDosX: @F1SHOR Wow, you woke up and chose violence today :p
saucemaster5000: Texas is the France of the US
MAPBoardgames: Shots fired!
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: I get to go to Australia for work in a few weeks (from US) and literally everything I know about the culture there I’ve learned from this twitch chat. Lord help me lrrSPOOP
zed_alpha: @El_Funko Speaking as a Floridian, that would mean it's hot, muggy, humid, great food, really cool wildlife, far too many tourists and it's run by fascists that cater to the tourists and retired people who move there over anything else?
ashesandmochi: quebec's too euro for that tbh
lochnessseammonster: nope
matthaus_c: no, I look at you and say you're Texas
NarishmaReborn: nah, but we don't want to mess with Adam
kilnfiendpotter: I mean, Ontario has enough right wing nonsense to definitely qualify as partially Texas
Orlantia: Quebec wants to be part of France, and France wants nothing to do with them
Utopos: Ironically, though, Oklahoma is the Alberta of the US.
kilnfiendpotter: Or maybe more of a Florida?
SquareDotCube: It's the height :p
lonlycracker: I mean kind of
asthanius: No but you’re big
ComradeMik: @zed_alpha pretty much yeah. that's Queensland
theandew: Western Australia is the Quebec of Australia - constantly threatening to go make their own country
h3rsh3yb4r: WTF montreal is my second favorite place to catch a rangers game
JohnLockeCole: Rednecks aren't Texas, Rednecks are *arkansas*
MegaDosX: @zed_alpha Remarkably close to what Queensland is
uchihab7: Adam is to smart to be texas
vellebastet: 😆 😂
emonotony: Adam brings the PNW to mind. Somehow.
hexi_lexi234: @kilnfiendpotter as someone who lives in ontario, we are absolutely the florida of canada
DoctorHutch: so how anybody feels about a sports team
ComradeMik: Chris Jericho likes the Rangers
zed_alpha: @MegaDosX I love living in Florida. The only thing that gets my goat about people making fun of Florida is them doing it incorrectly. The snowbirds and the tourists are RIGHT THERE.
ShaneLeeAtk: @johnlockecole Can confirm that about Arkansas.
h3rsh3yb4r: I'm not IN new york im from New york, dummy
saucemaster5000: I'm obligated to care about the Warriors and I refuse
h3rsh3yb4r: and I do like the Rangers
tru_boredom: ets be honest that's the only reason the jets even have fans
I_Am_Clockwork: we got the diary as if it was a big deal, do we know what we need to do with it?
JohnLockeCole: I like the Rangers, they're my absolute favorite Baseball Team
hexi_lexi234: also, as someone who lives in ontario, ontario is the problem with canada
gualdhar: I'm from Philly and I'm obligated to hate every NY team
BlackIsis: maybe they love the Jets because of Flash Gordon
Gaz_L: the fold out notes are kinda neat effects
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TheConnectors: im obligated to care just in general and i refuse
BlackIsis: Or West Side Story
SquareDotCube: maybe you discarded it
Orlantia: @gualdhar you're also obligated to hate the Phillies
neebusjeebus: 8675309
matthaus_c: 8765309
TheConnectors: 8675309
gawag_: 498763
hexi_lexi234: 696969
vellebastet: 8675309
TheConnectors: lmaooo
SnackPak_: no one remembers, but chat'll guess
BlackIsis: 5882300empireeeeeeee
Furvias: 86753
TheConnectors: 4 8 15 16 23 42
zed_alpha: @BlackIsis oh my god, that's going to be stuck in my head all night
h3rsh3yb4r: 69420
Orlantia: 8008135
zed_alpha: 12345, what an idiot would have on his luggage
BlackIsis: @BlackIsis You're welcome.
Tangsm: It's been a while since a code wasn't written directly above the keypad.
ButButTheJesus: @BlackIsis TODAY!
MAPBoardgames: 498756
matthaus_c: we weren't far off!
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Nooo @blackisis now that jingle will be in my head all night
BlackIsis: Well, my work is done here./
h3rsh3yb4r: Ben do a bankai
TheWarDoctor8: genjutsu
matthaus_c: genjutsu
TheoreticalG: genjutsu
SmashTCG: Gen
BusTed: genjutsu
saucemaster5000: Genjutsu
neebusjeebus: genjutsu
tru_boredom: genjutsu
Furvias: 8775277454
ShaneLeeAtk: Genjutsu
zed_alpha: Ah yes, the weebs crawl out of the woodwork.
EotMJohn: Adam needs to watch Naruto
F1SHOR: wow chat went full weeb :P
MAPBoardgames: weebs, not nerds. But we could be both
JohnLockeCole: Genjutsu
SnackPak_: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
ButButTheJesus: nerds? here?
PhorrestGaze: it's nerds all the way down
vellebastet: 😆 😂 😆 😂
matthaus_c: 8675309 :)
tru_boredom: nah I'm a Naruto hater actually
KeytarCat: 852369
MrSarkhan: 69420
YawnLance: Better release and find out, Ulmer.
hexi_lexi234: 8675309
Furvias: 8675309
Nydestroyer: GENJUTSU7
MAPBoardgames: 498756
vellebastet: 8675309
gualdhar: 314159
SmashTCG: HEY LOOK AT THESE FORGETFUL NERDS
Sogheim: I'm like Rock Lee, I can't use genjutsu
I_Am_Clockwork: @matthaus_c LUL
MegaDosX: "We found all the nerds" talking about Twitch chat is the same as saying "we found all the water" when starting at the Pacific
uchihab7: Genjutsu isnt just a naruto its a common term for illusions
TheConnectors: 8008135
Himyul: how do you count to "handsome"?
Kramburger: Reducing the gap between sowing and reaping every day
saucemaster5000: 55378008
kumatsu: I knew what it was but didn't care enough to type it
matthaus_c: rock lee is objectively the best character
F1SHOR: if one chatter is always reliable we are all always reliable!!!
MAPBoardgames: No, it's dumb.
VrolikSyndrome: Nah it's pretty dumb.
emonotony: Security through inscrutable interfaces.
saucemaster5000: Looks dumb too.
hexi_lexi234: naruto IS dumb
Seth_Erickson: It's fine
SmashTCG: Its got a lot of filler
Spades_Slicc: No No, it is dumb
Orlantia: no, it's dumb. fun, but dumb
matthaus_c: naruto is very dumb and very lovely
Spades_Slicc: it's also good
AtomicAlchemical: no, it's dumb. that's why people like it
MAPBoardgames: it's good dumb
tru_boredom: it absolutely is dumb
h3rsh3yb4r: Naruto is very dumb and the writing went downhill FAST
Furvias: Wow Ben that was the LEAST useful response you could have given lol
asthanius: Adam it’s just Japanese words
gnomedeplume572: It is dumb and neat
Himyul: people like professional wrestling too, Adam.
SnackPak_: fun dumb
Roger_Job329: Rock Lee is all willpower
Gaz_L: Adam, you like pro-wrestling, things can be dumb and good at the same time
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zed_alpha: the only non-dumb anime in existence is King of the Hill, and even THAT is entirely dumb
JohnLockeCole: it's ridiculous and fun
Seth_Erickson: It's on episode 8 or 9 Adam
vellebastet: It's stupid good
kilnfiendpotter: It's not as dumb as JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, that's for sure
matthaus_c: ^
matthaus_c: JJBA is the pinnacle of dumb
hexi_lexi234: i mean, i also watch Birdie Wing
F1SHOR: everything is dumb if you overthink it
BusTed: I think you want to stop it on bottom number + top number?
I_Am_Clockwork: we're getting into Myst-Clone level puzzles
saucemaster5000: You know what's not dumb? subscribing to loadingreadyrun with your twitch prime account
SmashTCG: Spirited away, SUuuuper dumb
h3rsh3yb4r: if you think JJBA is the pinnacle you haven't seen BoBoBO
hamraffle: I mean all human endeavor is dumb when you get down to it. And jargon sounds especially dumb to the uninitiated.
SmashTCG: Akira, Veeeery dumb
hexi_lexi234: Hexi Lexi? THE DUMBEST
matthaus_c: Grave of the Fireflies? *entirely* stupid
emonotony: JJBA has the most silly explanations of how physics works, in the middle of a fight scene, and it's so very wrong.
matthaus_c: @hexi_lexi234 >:|
saucemaster5000: @matthaus_c laugh out loud idiocy
SmashTCG: Gurren lagen, SUPER dumb
hexi_lexi234: @matthaus_c whatcha gonna do about it?!
MAPBoardgames: 9
BusTed: brain genius
TheWriterAleph: puzzles
matthaus_c: @hexi_lexi234 first I'm gonna find you, then I'm gonna... think about something
Seth_Erickson: That was pretty cokol
MegaDosX: Look at the big brain on Ben
Seth_Erickson: cool*
vellebastet: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
ashesandmochi: reminds me of the numbers on severance
Dog_of_Myth: !prime
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Actively gaming
raulghoulia: Believe in the me who believes in you
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saucemaster5000: Did these devs play myst and start screaming in fright at each puzzle?
Spades_Slicc: AND you're handsome
hexi_lexi234: @matthaus_c come at me scrublord, im jacked!!!
Going_Medium: You're handsome.
BlindProphet32: Handsome boys solve puzzles
h3rsh3yb4r: Ben is all INT and Adam is all STR
vellebastet: Handsome and good at puzzles
Seth_Erickson: The perfect Combo
The_Color_Twelve: gottem
Himyul: Adam has an excellent OOK OOK brain.
Furvias: GOTEM!
Gaz_L: now Ben's on the handsome train
BartholemewTheKitten: A handsome solution to that puzzle
SmashTCG: i think ben just implied your dumb adam
MegaDosX: How dare you, you're both smart and handsome
SeaDiegoFC: Oh no Ben has to ban himself now
tru_boredom: wait now you are agreeing to compliments but when we called you handsome you didn't agree
CandyNuke: You’re both handsome though
zed_alpha: Agreeing with you when people compliment you?! Like when we all called you handsome with the single minded relentlessness of a sandblaster earlier?
saucemaster5000: Know your limits and strengths
gualdhar: you're *both* handsome Ben
NarishmaReborn: how about wholesome?
h3rsh3yb4r: You're buff too Adam!
Orlantia: Adam "arm candy" Savidan
MrPhlip: !addquote (Ben) [now] That's why we're so good together. I'm smart, and you're handsome. | to Adam
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shurtal: adam gets those numbers up
Seth_Erickson: Listen Adam smarts alone don't pull in viewers Kappa
emonotony: Adam is very persistent.
abaoa_qu: Both Wis dump stat?
BartholemewTheKitten: It's a visual medium, handsomeness is important
buchholzmusic: next time adam wears that Protest the Hero shirt i'm throwing that sub down
ThorSokar: "You're the LURE"
MegaDosX: Adam you are smarter than you give yourself credit for
YawnLance: You're... I mean... y'know... yeah :D
ButButTheJesus: you're uhhhhhhhhhhhh
lochnessseammonster: you are very good at risk assessment
saucemaster5000: fekkin eehhhhhhhhhh
lochnessseammonster: that is why people think you're lucky
BartholemewTheKitten: Adam is there for boshiness
MAPBoardgames: Adam is like, the Boshi or somethign.
AtomicAlchemical: You're the Boshy
circusofkirkus: lrrWOW
h3rsh3yb4r: Two time Boshy
BusTed: 😬
TwitchTVsFrank: wow shots fired
h3rsh3yb4r: LUL
Gaz_L: Game literacy is a real thing
vellebastet: 😆 😂 😆
gualdhar: CALLED THE F OUT
underhill33: lrrWOW
tru_boredom: wow what a burn on poor nelly
SnackPak_: so many murders tonight
asthanius: Wowwwwww
kilnfiendpotter: I am a Nelson
TheWarDoctor8: SavyDan?
NarishmaReborn: savage
ButButTheJesus: OOF
h3rsh3yb4r: it's true though!
zed_alpha: Adam, the Twiceboshed over there
Seth_Erickson: We stan Nelson
Kramburger: Nelson catching strays over here
Spacecarl: lrrWOW
MegaDosX: Shots fired
MrSarkhan: lrrWOW lrrWOW
emonotony: I've taught a three year old to play platformers. It takes a while to build those skills up.
asthanius: Are you just saying that because he vomited a bunch yesterday?
hexi_lexi234: to be fair, Nelson is PEAK dad aesthetic
DoctorHutch: CurseLit CurseLit
Kramburger: I have Dad brain and I don't do that
lochnessseammonster: it me PrideLaugh
Furvias: Go get him and say it to his face!
Fanklok: Wow call out post @ Nelson
BusTed: footsies
DarthRagnar815: Gotta have the high ground.
buchholzmusic: nelson would have been an expert Wii gamer
Diabore: "its over game, i have the high ground"
Himyul: Sekiro!
ButButTheJesus: jerk controller up to jump
tru_boredom: that was a good jumpscare
kilnfiendpotter: So what you're saying is that Nelson is very much a Wii dude
Shemerson: Nelson oozes Dad energy
kilnfiendpotter: Or a Wii Dad
saucemaster5000: If you are taller than the game you'll win
Spacecarl: that was me back in the day with rogue squadron, the head tilts
asthanius: JUKED
Seth_Erickson: Listen turning the controller when you need to make a turn is real. You can't prove to me otherwise
Going_Medium: Thanks to you people we are playing family Drink More Glurp, and my wife has some serious controller lean while playing :)
Tangsm: Just bonking things on the head with the machine gun. It looks heavy.
saucemaster5000: If I was in this situation I'd build a slingshot to pelt them with bullats
SquareDotCube: I mean, it's a Sten gun. It was made to equip resistance fighters in WW2
TheMerricat: James has dad energy from being the team dad for then entire company.
Fanklok: I've watched enough video game reload animations to know how to do this
Furvias: James is Handsome too
bo_brinkman: I feel like James is the Cool Uncle, not the Dad
Kramburger: How much of James' Dad energy is made up of Golf?
emonotony: (Half a decade later the former toddler is fully capable of matching me with enough time. Turns out practice can make you better at video games. Except MOBAs.)
zed_alpha: Graham is like 100% pundad.
JohnLockeCole: The correct number of bullets is either 1-3, or "This Monster cannot be killed by Bullets"
kilnfiendpotter: James is tired dad, holding a tray of orange slices
Himyul: My wife has controller lean, I shake my rear end, and my son cannot help but dance while playing games
buchholzmusic: until the beard is gone, then he's a different animal but the same beast
matthaus_c: what kind of dad is each lrr member
hexi_lexi234: Adam is handsome uncle
F1SHOR: omg ive never heard a better explanation of james!
kilnfiendpotter: Cameron is Intellectual Uncle
Roger_Job329: James solution to problems is ice cream
h3rsh3yb4r: Ben, James covered this earlier today, don't say "His wife".
matthaus_c: was that Tom Cardy song about Graham
Pteraspidomorphi: It's a good solution
BlackIsis: You know, I still don't think I've seen any actual guest rooms in this hotel
Kramburger: LRR raised Ben pretty well
SnackPak_: hero!
vellebastet: That's amazing
hexi_lexi234: H E R O
Fanklok: Is Nelson adopting?
saucemaster5000: Then proceeded to hunt his kids down. It's nerf or nothing
zed_alpha: I also get dad energy off of Paul for some reason, but I don't know if he's got kids.
Sogheim: Nelson's house is filled with so many happy kids screaming every time he's on Jackbox streams.
TheMerricat: so that was awesome of Nelson, but why did you all get rid of the nerfguns in the first place?
hexi_lexi234: can Nelson just be my cool uncle? my actual uncle sucks
zed_alpha: Like, Paul gives off quiet fun divorced dad energy.
gualdhar: I'd let Nelson be my daddy
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emonotony: @TheMerricat I have a collection of Nerf guns. They take so much space and are such a pain to dust.
tru_boredom: I don't have a dad I would take Nelly as my Canadian dad
TheMerricat: Paul is quiet cool uncle
Fanklok: @themerricat hostile work environment
saucemaster5000: Paul's the befuddled dad who just nods and goes back to the paper
asthanius: Paul has Paul energy
Darleysam: Paul's the uncle at the wedding who ends up surrounded by kids, telling them stories
Going_Medium: Paul has awesome uncle that can teach you shit energy.
SAJewers: what about beej?
Himyul: Paul has that "singing goodnight to chat" dad mode
Kramburger: If Paul chose to have kids, they would be the smartest children alive
Gaz_L: Paul's the dad that always has a project in the garage
tru_boredom: Paul's jokes are always unexpected and amazing
bo_brinkman: The time that Paul made the video colors change based on Ben's voice ... was so good.
vellebastet: 😆 😂 😆 😂
hexi_lexi234: LUL
MegaDosX: Amazing
ArdCollider: Paul's mind palace would be featured n Architectural Digest.
h3rsh3yb4r: LUL
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
Spacecarl: It enhances it, when you get them not expecting it
NarishmaReborn: isn't dave adam's replacement?
F1SHOR: i mean hes not wrong
hexi_lexi234: Paul is a fucking comedic genius
vellebastet: lrrPAUL lrrSHINE
kilnfiendpotter: OMG I feel like Dave is now the worst person
Furvias: Lol I want to see Ben go get Nelson bring him on stream to tell him he has "Dad Gamer Energy"
SquareDotCube: Dave got snapped out of existance
kilnfiendpotter: If Paul is saying "F DAVE" then Dave is the worst
BartholemewTheKitten: Paul is always playing the long con
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Um… my name is Dave.
Kramburger: Maybe that's why Paul hates Dave
Fanklok: Dave's Gamehaus
DoctorHutch: Dave's Gamehaus is the best
TwitchTVsFrank: dave's gamehaus
asthanius: Dave got an intro
lochnessseammonster: youth
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I am feeling very attacked
neebusjeebus: dave's more handsome
saucemaster5000: Dave has a house
buchholzmusic: when voxy ripped ya'll up at the start of the PPR i freakin died
ThorSokar: wooooooooooooooooooooooooow
matthaus_c: WHOOF
h3rsh3yb4r: Dave is even Handsomer
hexi_lexi234: more handsome Kappa
abaoa_qu: I miss Fight the Future
Himyul: Dave can sing
NarishmaReborn: jesus Ben
Koshindan: Dave isn't handsome.
vellebastet: Got 'em
Kramburger: Has Dave beeten Boshy TWICE
kilnfiendpotter: Dave could make Paul yell?
couchboyj: More balnans for chat
BartholemewTheKitten: Dave would be less handsome
F1SHOR: wow ben voxyBully
kilnfiendpotter: But Dave is definitely not as handsome
Nigouki: if you were a heartless corporation
Nydestroyer: Matt Damon Kappa
h3rsh3yb4r: Dave does whip-its in the back room
MyBuddySuperfly: well... Dave?
Gaz_L: as a full time employee of LoadingReadyRun, Ben
BartholemewTheKitten: Dave hasn't completed the Boshy yes, so he could take chat through that again
Orlantia: some one who was taller, even perhaps a baller
SquareDotCube: Joke's on Dave though, he's got an unreliable spokesperson
saucemaster5000: Replace with Raul Julia
Going_Medium: Dave has transformers he'll let you play with... and lasertag.
F1SHOR: someone worse at games to make it more relatable :P
tru_boredom: oh yeah Adam, your emotionaly unavailable single dad in vampire was amazing, and so was Viktor
Calhoun327: I'm not sure this is a healthy direction of the conversation
El_Funko: Getting drinks stuck in vending machines, because Adam's arms are too beef
Kramburger: <3 CUTE
vellebastet: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
BlackIsis: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
rasterscan: D'awww
lochnessseammonster: PrideUwu lrrSHINE
hexi_lexi234: aww
NimrodXIV: aww
zed_alpha: Calling it now, Adam gets replaced by @kilnfiendpotter full time if it happens. Long shot but I'm gonna stake my spot on the bingo card right now.
Utopos: lrrSHINE
ButButTheJesus: D'AWWWWWWW
MrSarkhan: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
TheConnectors: my heart
El_Funko: but pushing over a vending machine, that's 100% adam
vellebastet: OMG lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Darleysam: shoulda done that one second!
MAPBoardgames: lrrSPOOP Not me?
Zu_o: Super rich
whitebadgerwolf88: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Zu_o: replace him with adam but a billionaire.
saucemaster5000: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Gaz_L: 'i didn't hear a no'
BusTed: "Good enough!"
MegaDosX: "Fuck you, you're learning Digimon!" - Ben, probably
Orxolon: handsome bromance
tru_boredom: talking of Digimon... are there any plans for another afk stream?
BlackIsis: Adam having timbits is making me hungry
lochnessseammonster: i imagine that's a tough thing to handle as a streamer
MegaDosX: Adam is a workhorse of a streamer
The_Color_Twelve: some kind of wizard
kumatsu: Hot take: you both are great
Kramburger: JUMPSCARE
Utopos: I hate it when that happens
BlackIsis: he really shouldn't have brought them unless he had enough for everyone
Darleysam: well from the audience perspective: thank you both for what you do, you help more people than you know lrrHEART
MegaDosX: Man I forgot about those spider things
NotCainNorAbel: I think quality suffers, those 12 hours streamers are in quantity.
h3rsh3yb4r: I love Adam's stream
gualdhar: god damn Canadians someone eat the timbit
ButButTheJesus: LUL
BlackIsis: And I'm not in Canada!
vellebastet: You guys have really great chemistry
Furvias: Didn't like that at ALL, too much teeth
hexi_lexi234: STFU AND EAT THE TIMBIT
CaptinOfBeez: the enrgy you two have together just makes for such fun watching. you guys are an awesome team
kilnfiendpotter: Aw, y'all are so lovely. <3
couchboyj: @utopos That take is negative degrees Kelvin
matthaus_c: where Rafiki yeets Simba off the rock?
saucemaster5000: Best scene in lion king is the credits when you can escape
BusTed: He is alive!
buchholzmusic: Atropomancy: Divination by Entrails
ButButTheJesus: EET EES TIEM
hexi_lexi234: IT IS TIME
MegaDosX: Man it has been such a long time since I last saw Lion King, I don't remember that bit >_>
DarthRagnar815: That Hans Zimmer score too.
zed_alpha: Wasn't Lion King that mediocre nature documentary from a few years ago?
TeodorantZMX: what's atropamancy?
h3rsh3yb4r: That's a Nasus quote
NamesAreSilly: THe entrails of fruits?
kilnfiendpotter: OMG, there's a TTRPG by Grant Howitt that features a bunch of himbos trying to save their gym, and you both should absolutely play it.
The_Color_Twelve: I know it from xfiles
nic_nax96: @LoadingReadyRun did you here about the new disney card game?
saucemaster5000: it was mufasa's entrails. Long extended cut sequence
buchholzmusic: yeah i was quoting nasus lmao
Kramburger: Not much, what's Atropamancy with you?
WC_Kinghorn: Who designs these rooms? Here are 6 stairways on top of each other.
neebusjeebus: a viscera seer?
BusTed: I know Bane/Atropos from Dota.
Glittert00ts: And people think games aren't educational
emberBecky: it was like a bit of Simba's fur, I think?
hexi_lexi234: but when are we gonna get divination by DEEZ NUTZ
tknocker: He grabbed the dust that simba stirred up when he flopped down. It was dust and seeds and junk.
Sogheim: this room feels like they needed to pad their time
El_Funko: Man who's only ever played League of Legends, hmm I'm getting big Nasus vibes from this
zed_alpha: Fobia: Hope You Like Stairways And Keys, Fucko, Good Luck
kumatsu: also this lab is def not OSHA compliant
Kramburger: This room is a Gameplay level and not a functional room
MegaDosX: This place was designed to be a video game level first and looking like an actual facility distant second
saucemaster5000: That guy is really annoyed the bugs always bite the same forearm
aZephyrSage: i bet that animation never gets old
The_Color_Twelve: oh yeah
ThorSokar: my parents still tell me that
Koshindan: "Back in my days."
zed_alpha: The fact that you're doing it for a living is pretty cool
lochnessseammonster: yeeep
saucemaster5000: now they're a risky career move
h3rsh3yb4r: Tell that to the dating pool near me
matthaus_c: happens with any new media. happened with books when the press came around
TheWarDoctor8: Simple, it's one area we've managed to take over
buchholzmusic: yeah REAL MEN watch television and drink Coors instead of playing games
bo_brinkman: I was so happy that my daughter spent a good chunk of her last day of summer playing Sayonara Wild Hearts. :D
ashesandmochi: same!!
BlackIsis: it sounds like your dad is a NERD
Kramburger: I was hard banned from playing video games from age 11 onwards
ashesandmochi: my dad bought our ps1 and i played racing games with him
Gaz_L: One thing about the Disney TCG is that Ravensburger and Disney have the presentation for their TT games down
Tangsm: Having a nerd parent makes a lot of difference in a childhood.
shurtal: gotta gather the Kamidogu
matthaus_c: @Kramburger dang, are you still banned
saucemaster5000: @bo_brinkman your daughter has good taste!
MyBuddySuperfly: wow, this new Fallout game looks amazing! lrrBEEJ
MegaDosX: Nobody knows at this point Adam
TheWarDoctor8: Find the dragon balls Ben
Pteraspidomorphi: I lost track after the second week
Sogheim: my dad made sure I got my first real console and bought me all my jrpgs growing up
The_Color_Twelve: wow that takes me back
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Kramburger: @matthaus_c I haven't asked, but I don't take my switch to my parent's house
Himyul: I thought marvel was disney
LithelyUnshod: Also, the new Disney one is paper
NamesAreSilly: @Himyul That just makes it Disney *owned*, not a *Disney* game.
hexi_lexi234: hey @LoadingReadyRun guess what?! yall and loved and handsome beyond measure!!!
patfinder: Vaxis 2 is a banger
Seth_Erickson: My parents were definitely not huge on games, but I think they understood how games were becoming an important part of a child's social interaction with others, so it was give and take.
KeytarCat: Vraxis Part II: Window of the Waking Mind, I think
h3rsh3yb4r: Speaking of Coheed and Cambria, when I was a freshman in HS I was in the guitar ensemble and everyone in the class independently learned "Welcome Home" and played it to annoy the teacher
tknocker: My parents are gamers too. I still play diablo with them.
rabbitgta: will crim grow a beard and go red?
matthaus_c: I wonder if we'd notice if Crim was hosting this in disguise :p
MegaDosX: I remember my dad playing the Battle of Hoth level of Shadows of the Empire on the N64 over and over, and my mum got into Wii Bowling
saucemaster5000: My parents made me save a $2 a week allowance for me to get a SNES, then bought one for my sister who doesn't play games.
arkham1981: I was raised by a Nintendo :) Good times.
El_Funko: My Dad had 90s computer gamer energy. He brought home DOOM very excited about it the new things computers can do, then never again
ashesandmochi: my dad played d&d in high school and lots of long hours on video games with his brothers so i kind of always had tech and video games around
Tangsm: My mom is a trekie, so she thought all new technology was the coolest thing and wanted me to learn all of it.
saucemaster5000: She's 6 years older
Seth_Erickson: Anyways Gamecube Sonic Adventures 2 was my childhood and I don't think I ever beat it.
MegaDosX: Wow
matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 sucks to suck
lochnessseammonster: seabatApp
BusTed: rayfkWelp
saucemaster5000: right?
Glittert00ts: My sister is going to year 1 uni this year and they bought her a new Mac. When I went, they have me $50 for groceries
hexi_lexi234: my mom sold all of my video games when i was 16 and kept the money for actually no reason
itira: evening nerds
saucemaster5000: I actually don't remember the logic, come to think of it
ButButTheJesus: @hexi_lexi234 that gives me a sad
El_Funko: I would watch Adam as Video Games Columbo
Rataluge: O hai, Ben and Adam! Love you both!
Glittert00ts: I wish I could have afforded the cookies to crumble
hexi_lexi234: @ButButTheJesus i genuinely wish i was lying for comedic effect
TheMerricat: My parents were convinced that the reason why I was tired and sad all the time was because I spent all my time reading books, so when we moved... mysteriously the movers 'lost' the two boxes holding most of my book collection....
asthanius: One more thing, Mario
MegaDosX: Yes.
Seth_Erickson: How many games did you actually beat as a child? Because the more I think about it the less I think I actually beat.
Lithobraker: Oh Adam, did you see that HHH gave ma
saucemaster5000: Wario
kumatsu: Kriby
matthaus_c: Gex
Orxolon: Sonic or Link
hexi_lexi234: WALUIGI
omdorastrix: Gordon Freeman (it'd be a short interview...)
Glittert00ts: Mario probably has some good stories
Orxolon: or Magus from Chrono Trigger
Rataluge: This undead creature is like, "Interview me! Interview me!"
Utopos: I would listen to a podcast that alternated interviews with people's parents and with their favourite video game characters.
MegaDosX: Claude from GTA III
Furvias: Chris Renfield
Spades_Slicc: Glad0s
Lithobraker: Oh Adam, did you see that HHH gave Matt Riddle his first name back?
WC_Kinghorn: Bowser… what is his motivation?
JohnLockeCole: Crono easy
saucemaster5000: Interview the first mario level goomba
Seth_Erickson: Donkey Kong is impartial.
shurtal: Bowser's INside story is just vore.
asthanius: Good joke Ben
TheWarDoctor8: Ben got away with it
Furvias: Actually I want to interview Decard Cain
Koshindan: How many times would Donkey Kong say Banana Slamma in the interview though?
Nydestroyer: Plus easy to bribe
Nydestroyer: bannan
NamesAreSilly: The guy throwing barrels at Mario is gonna be neutral? I dunno...
Kramburger: Yeah, Theory's got his back too
MegaDosX: Austin Theory got his first name back too
gualdhar: interview Kerrigan as she's becoming Zerg
NarishmaReborn: alll you gotta do to get his side is stay awhile, and listen
TheWarDoctor8: Interview Salazar?
Koshindan: See if Deckard Cain knew about what was going on in Blizzard.
arkham1981: Actually, that would be a pretty dope LRR show. Adam interviews video game characters in the style of like the tonight show.
Orxolon: interview Kirby if you want a cute one and for an interesnting one interview Magus
Zu_o: who's the jerk who didn't balance the centrifuge?
matthaus_c: oh I'd love to interview one of the Aliens from Fallout and ask why they like Elvis so much
TwitchTVsFrank: lol shots fired at fallon
SquareDotCube: Kane from C&C?
Driosenth: Ben, do you subscribe to the theory that Donkey Kong lost his dentures or that his teeth are retractable?
Furvias: @arkham1981 I am here for the softball interviews
El_Funko: pretty much yeah
gualdhar: fuck Adam sounds like he loves Jimmy Fallon
JohnLockeCole: @Orxolon Definitely Interview the Sprite from Secret of Mana
Utopos: Yes, exactly that. There's a reason people love watching interviews with the depth of a tidal pool
Kramburger: Interview shitheads trying to rehabilitate their image
RealGamerCow: "Look, Mario is an abuser, and both Pauline and Peach were trying to escape the relationship. Bowser and I are given a bad rep because his press gets out ahead of the story"
Rataluge: @Koshindan - "Stay a while and listen... to all this BS! Don't get me started on Kotick... we don't have the time."
Seth_Erickson: Could I interview King Vendrick that'd be interesting I think. Nashandra would be interesting too.
hexi_lexi234: hey! i laugh at my own jokes and say things nobody cares about! what are you saying, adam?! :p
BartholemewTheKitten: Time to centrifuge some shotgun shells
saucemaster5000: Rolls over and looks at... is he in bed with his bank account?
gualdhar: Jimmy's already the worst late night host in the time slot, he doesn't care
MegaDosX: @BartholemewTheKitten So glad I'm not the only one who thought that :p
FofoATL: sounding a little between 2 ferns-y
Pharmacistjudge: ok melfina. who made me? and what did they make me for?
kumatsu: And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large rocket-tank
matthaus_c: @Pharmacistjudge what's melfina with you
Pharmacistjudge: old toonami anime reference
Seth_Erickson: She's never known defeat.
azninsect: m'lania
shurtal: Outlaw Star reference. WOW
NamesAreSilly: Outlaw Star characte
hexi_lexi234: St MILFna?
ShaneLeeAtk: Outlaw Star was great
xantos69: So how's this been going?
MegaDosX: Melina? Is MNM nearby?
NamesAreSilly: character* even
KeytarCat: @Pharmacistjudge Also sounds like Coheed & Cambria
MyBuddySuperfly: *explosion*
Pharmacistjudge: i'm glad at least a few people caught that reference
TheWarDoctor8: Big oof
Himyul: Mondays, amirite?
TheMerricat: given this is the same game that put the codes right next to the lock, why aer we not having to run half way across the world for a solution?
itira: Do we know what game we are playing after this one is done?
Spades_Slicc: @Himyul it's wednesday
matthaus_c: "the game has been over for 7 years"
Himyul: @Himyul It's been that kind of Monday, yeah
saucemaster5000: 2 Dinfna 2 Hotelious
kumatsu: Mortuary assistant looks CHONKY
Driosenth: When does Choo Choo Charles get released?
matthaus_c: Iron Lung fucking rules, but it's very short
gibbousm: no idea what Madison is. Mortuary Assistant is....so-so from the let's plays I've watched so far
asthanius: I’ve heard great things about Mortuary Assistant
Fanklok: Have you heard of a game called Bad Ben?
hexi_lexi234: @asthanius ive heard great things about YOU!!! BOOM ROASTED
kumatsu: our character is ALSO good at reading gamefaqs
saucemaster5000: Sounds bad
Seth_Erickson: I still think you'd enjoy The Shore, very short though. Maybe one or two streams and it does suffer from a very small dev team.
Enki1256: Any thoughts on Ghost Wire?
bearravenson: Ooooooh Let's Nope / Watch N Play crossover for Bad Ben!
squ3e: Wait when did this turn into Daymare 1998
Tangsm: That needed an awful lot of parasites to make.
Glittert00ts: Im excited to see you guys play Callisto
TwitchTVsFrank: and days go by
ShaneLeeAtk: Feels like Super Metroid
matthaus_c: there's some good horror/action overlap games. like DUSK
ComradeMik: action horror
Cptasparagus: it has literally nothing to do with ghosts, first of all
bokochaos: Has Ghost Master been played on Let's Nope?
Orlantia: Any thoughts on Sucker for Love?
tru_boredom: talking about games for qeebs does anybody know when Tha parasyte looking game releases?
tru_boredom: weebs even
saucemaster5000: My old college nickname Papapeezer
hexi_lexi234: papapEEZ NUTZ
CAKHost: Oh Ghost Master is like Dungeon Keeper but just ghosts
CAKHost: Or Sims
kumatsu: the scariest horror game of them all: Zoombinis
bokochaos: The point is to scare the humans out of a place
Glittert00ts: Give me all the ads pls
ButButTheJesus: i gotta go bed now, bye folks, try not to die horribly <3
TheMerricat: "Loophole in Missouri law means employers may be off the hook if you die on the job"
hexi_lexi234: @kumatsu nah, the scariest horror games of all are the Putt Putt games
bearravenson: @tru_boredom Slitterhead! Nothing other than "2023" right now
hexi_lexi234: :p
Orlantia: @kumatsu the amount of them that just get eviscerated at every puzzle is unnerving
kumatsu: I should mail that pile of baby games I found to Ben
hexi_lexi234: @kumatsu do it i dare u
vellebastet: Dead Space 3 has co-op, but it's also Dead Space 3
NavelWarfare: Greetings spoopy friends! How goes your timezones?
kumatsu: @kumatsu I mean, I already told him I had them
Pharmacistjudge: My timezone is tired
bokochaos: Greetings NavelWarfare. I did chores and now I'm kinda just bleh
hexi_lexi234: so? you should still do it! that way we can have more Games For Babies
Orlantia: is Sucker for Love past is usefulness? I think the bois would have fun with it for a stream or 2
Pharmacistjudge: when is the next games for babies?
Pharmacistjudge: is there another planned this year?
hexi_lexi234: unknown afaik
vellebastet: Yeah! Love games for babies
Pharmacistjudge: eh, don't pressure them about it
ShigOnline: Hey spooky bois
matthaus_c: have y'all done FAITH on the Let's Nope? the 3rd game is coming soon, and both previous releases are quite good
TheWriterAleph: h e l l o
itira: Hello!
Pharmacistjudge: don't want to be a nag
hexi_lexi234: H E L L O
kumatsu: Hi
SkylerRingtail: I just hope whatever comes next is a "good" game.
Zu_o: handsome?
NavelWarfare: Oh this looks like stair hell
h3rsh3yb4r: Pizza pie
Orlantia: @skylerringtail I mean there's a non-zero possiblity of it, buuuuuuut statistically unlikely
BusTed: Indistinguishable.
Pharmacistjudge: no...hell stairs have no handrails
saucemaster5000: But we aren't being chased by someone we want to catch us
Nigouki: the babies will attack when you least expect them
Kramburger: Chat you have to EARN games for babies
itira: hell stairs go up but also down
MegaDosX: ベンはハンサムです。
Pharmacistjudge: a spiral staircase with no handrails would creep me the hell out
e_bloc: Corgo1369 spoopy time is a good time
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I was more than a bit buzzed during the last Games for Babies and almost fell off my couch laughing
NavelWarfare: @Kramburger What is this "you"? Surely you mean "we"
Mysticman89: need more AAA devs to make games for babies
saucemaster5000: still hoping for a "scooter's magic castle" stream
Tangsm: This is the worst designed laboratory ever. You can't cart anything anywhere.
Mr_Horrible: ez, just have Adam play PoE on it after that Kappa
Mr_Horrible: renowned baby game
kumatsu: But Ben, Magic School Bus
MegaDosX: アダムは頭がいいです。
Himyul: PoE on hardcore is pretty spoopy
xantos69: God I just want to own live in this stair hell.
MegaDosX: This place was definitely not designed with verisimilitude in mind
ShigOnline: 2spookie4me
BusTed: BST
vellebastet: Yeeees seabatClap
MegaDosX: Wow
MegaDosX: Adam's a high roller
Mr_Horrible: how would *WE* know what 680 looks like?
Mr_Horrible: we're not allowed over like 540
h3rsh3yb4r: I've been WATCHING Adam play PoE for the last couple weeks and I have no idea what is going on except that Charged Dash looks cool AF
vellebastet: Adam "Pokemon Master" Savidan
BusTed: fairy/fighting? Something like that.
MegaDosX: The dog with a sword in his mouth
MegaDosX: He's busted as all hell
Cptasparagus: Skyrim with all the dragons changed out to be thomas the tank engine is pretty spoopy
shurtal: the Poekmon Company made a mistake with Zacian
vellebastet: Yes
Mr_Horrible: ahhh, good point LUL
Pharmacistjudge: it's special form got banned...and then the base form got banned
NavelWarfare: I'm so sad that shield doggo isn't as good
MegaDosX: Power creep has been a hell of a thing in Pokemon
NavelWarfare: Because I prefer their design
tru_boredom: God you should teach Adam competitive Pokémon then he can use incineroar the wrestler cat
BusTed: Adam needs to make Charged Dash work.
vellebastet: Still legal in doubles, I think
h3rsh3yb4r: Is Zacian better then Mega Rayquaza?
Mr_Horrible: start a Change dot org petition to Chris Wilson: "Save this poor Canadian"
saucemaster5000: a million BST
rasterscan: There's not enough easy currency in this league to throw money at silly builds. T_T
rasterscan: I want to try all the weird stuff.
rasterscan: Instead I'm Bonesplitter Slayer.
shurtal: 670?
WC_Kinghorn: This game needs more stairs
MegaDosX: 720 BST
Pharmacistjudge: zacian crowned is 720
ShigOnline: 720 for mega rayquaza, right?
MegaDosX: In the Crowned Sword form
gualdhar: Adam, please, Charged Dash is just bad, please let it go
Zath_: Adam, farm like 3 mirrors, then buy super good gear, gratz, you broke Charged Dash
Lyropithic: I love PoE, but I never have any idea what I'm doing
saucemaster5000: It's LITERALLY called kill team, spoilsport
th0m1: I will see if I can whip some charged dashh stuff up
gualdhar: ok I tried
xantos69: Ben it is called KILL TEAM. What kind of player wouldn't do that?
MegaDosX: Mega Rayquaza's BST is 780 by the way
Koshindan: You could probably get some Kill Team going on Tabletop Simulator.
MAPBoardgames: I won't murder you, but I don't live in Victoria. so 1 out of 2.
NavelWarfare: Have you looked at Necromunda at all, Ben? I had a league of that going here for a bit, was a good time
Mr_Horrible: "ooh 20 DPS, this one's a banger"
Pharmacistjudge: mega requaza has bst of 780
ThorSokar: I believe in you, you can do it
h3rsh3yb4r: It looks so cool, Ben, I asked yesterday and I get it now
Sogheim: Adam, I think you're great, but I am not gonna learn PoE for you. I tried, it's not gonna happen
ShigOnline: I got it! Charged Dash Totems
BusTed: Yeah, you make the schedule!
Mr_Horrible: Why not play Live Team, instead, Ben? Embrace life and joy
asthanius: AFK every week
tknocker: I actually just started warhammer because the lrr streams. I got the death guard to start with.
VrolikSyndrome: It probably HAS to be done with Doryani's Prototype... but even with that I'm not sure.
Koshindan: A wargame show would be cool.
BusTed: ⚙️ ⚙️ seabatBRAIN
CanPlayGames: Miniature tabletop deserves its own slot
ShigOnline: There is an attack totem
Orlantia: Adam wants to do Charge Dash because FUCK'EM! THAT'S WHY!
CanadianDaz: I live in vancouver and want to get into kill team. I watched it on table top and it looks like a blast
Mysticman89: magic magic magic magic has become poe poe poe poe
prince_infidel: Obviously you create a new stream just for Killteam
e_bloc: saturdays at midnight
bokochaos: Saturdays?
Cptasparagus: hollow palm charged dash?
asthanius: It goes wherever you want
TheMerricat: is it time for LRR to split into two twitch channels?
matthaus_c: @Mysticman89 something something fall of the house of amontillado lrrBEEJ
saucemaster5000: Could cancel that horror video game show
itmightbemikey: 4 AM is open and free
BusTed: 🌬️
Glittert00ts: I remember buying into 40k when I was younger, spent all my McDs money, then they completely reworked Chaos Demons
asthanius: Someone crack a window
Sogheim: y'all can barely fit in Beej's Anime Round-Up
BlindProphet32: Kill Team Play it Forward
Orlantia: I hear that 8AM EST slot is a little lacking
Mysticman89: soon, loadingreadyrun2 will rear its head and the lrr hydra will grow
Mr_Horrible: @Mysticman89 "I have a rare barrel of exquisite vintage Content down here, in the catacombs..."
gualdhar: clearly you need east-coast people to take on some content
e_bloc: I love the anime roundup and I don't even watch anime
BartholemewTheKitten: Nah the horror show has handsome hosts, can't lose that
matthaus_c: tbf Beej *chooses* to stream at ass o' clock
Pteraspidomorphi: Ben, are you planning on playing it forward plague tale requiem?
MAPBoardgames: "Midnight Kill Team" Has a good ring to it as a show name.
ShigOnline: Ah, i was wrong, charged dash totem doesn't work :( not a thing
BusTed: jk too smart
CanPlayGames: If we sent you Marvel Crisis Protocal (Marvel Killteam) Would James let you play more?
ShigOnline: FLAME dash totems are a thing, though, they're hilarious
MegaDosX: Gesundheit
matthaus_c: christian gesundheit
MegaDosX: Hey at least now you don't forfeit a future job at WWE when you sneeze
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown Solved the riddle! FBtouchdown
itira: is... that bottle very smol Adam?
MAPBoardgames: Nooooo!
Cptasparagus: my labrat ass noticing all of the liquid nitrogen cell tanks lying around
Darleysam: @e_bloc that may be the "you ever just watch Beej do stuff?" effect
the_tarabyte: But the board games are also fun
SnackPak_: dang
itira: LUL
saucemaster5000: LRR's not streaming 24/7 fortnite
gualdhar: maybe the weird Youtube channel LRRTT could use some more content
kgtattoo: This is cool.
BusTed: Like Andre the Giant holding a beer.
Mr_Horrible: it's true, your YT thumbnails aren't even close to annoying enough to be the Popular Thing lrrBEEJ
Zu_o: Suddenly Adam is all in favour of having Yaoi hands.
kgtattoo: What game is this?
ThorSokar: "Herding Cats"
Articerile: LRRBR (LoadingReadyRun Bottle Reviews)
CanPlayGames: Love watching Battle Reports during lunch
itira: I was very unsure if it was just your big hands. LUL
Joecool190: fucking mood ben
MAPBoardgames: It is. But I really appreciate LRR offering a variety rather than the "popular" thing
ShigOnline: Get me a flight, I'll play kill team :P
underhill33: see: the long game
n3ther: adults are flaky as eff
Mr_Horrible: who'd have thought it wasn't a problem limited to D&D?
Koshindan: "If you show up today, you get extra requisition for your narrative kill team."
MWGNZ: im playing dnd in 5 hours
MegaDosX: There is a reason most D&D campaigns fall apart due to scheduling
saucemaster5000: Need to lure them in with promises of naptime and escape from financial and future dread
Utopos: The scheduling struggle is real
PixelsAtDawnGaming: I find cattle prods to be very useful
Pharmacistjudge: is that the unfaithful cleric ?
MegaDosX: I'm thankful that I have friends who are down for playing on Roll20 every Sunday
Pteraspidomorphi: Or door locks?
vellebastet: I haven't been able to play DND in years 😭😭
Kramburger: I wanna run a D&D game but I have a Forever DM by choice, so chances are low
irdeaded: I would say narrative Kill team would make good pre recorded edited content, but then theres still the problems of schedules and somewhere to play if the studio is in use
MegaDosX: I would love to DM for a character like that, there's so much narrative possibility there
Kramburger: There have been canonically Agnostic D&D clerics
NavelWarfare: I've had a name in my D&D character concept folder for years now with no other info. Professor Rumblecrunch. I'm open to ideas!
TheWriterAleph: a Technical Cleric
NamesAreSilly: And the God kinda just likes his attitude and helps out
saucemaster5000: He's House from House
shurtal: "They don't really care, but you can't argue with the results." --Patron God
zeanith_helfire: I run 4 D&D games a week. I have no idea how it works so well...
ShigOnline: I mean, he doesn't believe in me, but he DOES follow all of my tenants anyways... it'd be a waste to not give him a few spells
nic_nax96: My cleric got mad that someone snuck in the room he was in to try and murder him he switched to a redemption paladin who is now on a quest to find the holy grail
saucemaster5000: sounds like a job
Pharmacistjudge: You have a very high quality standard
e_bloc: just get a stick a gopro on your noggin
I_Am_Clockwork: well super excited for it whenever it happens
Koshindan: Kill Quest
I_Am_Clockwork: the kill team streams were a treat
matthaus_c: stick a teeny weeny gopro on each unit
gawag_: Road Kill also good
Sogheim: it took way too much work to unlock that door
Mr_Horrible: Road Kill
Orlantia: no "strap a go pro to a yard stick and swing it at the models" style?
Mr_Horrible: wait, no
BartholemewTheKitten: Kill Team shot entirely in the POV of the models
zed_alpha: I had to dip out for a second to deal with a personal thing. Are we still in the stairs basement?
MAPBoardgames: War. War never changes.
ShigOnline: I'm playing a pit wizard on tuesdays in pathfinder. If there is a problem, it goes in a pit
hexi_lexi234: @I_Am_Clockwork YOURE a treat!!!
saucemaster5000: I bet Johnny Quest goes down like a punk
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
BusTed: FBtouchdown
NavelWarfare: @Sogheim Normally i'd say it depends on what's behind it. But I don't have that much faith here
TheWarDoctor8: Bunker!
matthaus_c: time to look for ANOTHER KEY FBtouchdown
Pharmacistjudge: i'm slowly approaching a wall in PoE. I'm running out of nodes that add more fire damage. I have to be creative ><
Ferisar: love the keys
gualdhar: I played a warlock that thought his power came from a squirrel, that was fun
BusTed: Oh dear.
Kramburger: I want to play a Pact of the Tome Warlock who *INSISTS* they're a wizard
zed_alpha: I'm playing in a Scion game, my character is a pro wrestling heel that got chosen by a Russian trickster god to be his instrument on Earth.
Zu_o: I had a cleric of a trickster god that got tricked into following the god.
Sogheim: so... this started with you in a hotel as a... journalist?
MAPBoardgames: Ammo AND Health?
gawag_: what is a bossfight if not a living key
kdefinition: If you want to here about tabletop characters, i'm currently playing a big lizard himbo in my friend's homebrew game.
Mr_Horrible: huh, I wonder if there's a boss soon? lrrBEEJ
saucemaster5000: I once played a fighter who was terrible at their job because they were obsessed wiht "the good old ways" of fighting and went for impossible technical rolls
Tangsm: I wonder how many keys there actually are in this game?
hexi_lexi234: whos kelly? :p
BusTed: damn, the gas
Glittert00ts: Satan gave them a book instead of checking one outta the library
prince_infidel: Warlock with a spellbook'
Mr_Horrible: "Pact of the Tome" sounds like a fancy way to say "Bargain Bin Book"
MAPBoardgames: Damn, the gas!
Spacecarl: the gas!
e_bloc: damnit Adam I was thinking the same thing
NamesAreSilly: Yes you can. You just *shouldn't*
kumatsu: Damn, the gas
gawag_: i cant get over the gun wiggling in this game lmao+
BartholemewTheKitten: I mean he CAN release the gas without protection.
Pharmacistjudge: you must gather the gas before venturing forth
matthaus_c: god I wish I could forget the last outlandish stunt Machinegun Kelly and Megan Fox pulled
Kramburger: Pact of the tome means they get a 'book of shadows' So they have a spellbook, exactly like wizards do
gualdhar: too much ammo? boss fight coming up
MAPBoardgames: Drop your keycards?
tknocker: I'll take that under advisement.
zed_alpha: So Adam, I got Ian's permission to model an NPC in a cyberpunk game I'm running after him and his mannerisms, and when I included that NPC in the game the only other LRRfan in the group thought I was doing a bad impression of you.
Sogheim: you must never be coming back
frank_the_great: I'm expecting a grindy boss fight coming up. Glhf!
TheMerricat: feels like a good time to save
BartholemewTheKitten: "You require more protection from Vespene gas"
TheWarDoctor8: remember to save
Koshindan: Don't use the entire bullet in one place.
bokochaos: Bullets, video game papa?
whitebadgerwolf88: protection from gas...shoot the gas!!
MegaDosX: Is it time to release the deadly neurotoxin?
zed_alpha: Wasn't this a haunted hotel at one point?
TheWarDoctor8: lol
MAPBoardgames: The boss is going to take about exactly all your bullets to kill. Don't miss. lrrBEEJ
MegaDosX: lmaooooooo
BusTed: use your face as an inventory slot!
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX gatelight girlkeep gasboss
NavelWarfare: Game if it's on my face, why do I need room to carry it?
saucemaster5000: Alright chat, 5k to the person who can explain the plot
zed_alpha: @NavelWarfare because you're carrying all the other items on your face. Naturally.
NamesAreSilly: @saucemaster5000 "Stairs"
Mr_Horrible: Stuck in hotel, angy
NavelWarfare: @zed_alpha Ah, see, now that makes sense! :D
matthaus_c: what's the main character's name
asthanius: 5k channel points, right?
saucemaster5000: Was gonna give you the 5k, but Ben made a good point
e_bloc: mighty presumptive of you to think there's a plot
Orxolon: i cast magic missile
dumbo3k: Shotgun bullat are shells, because even ammo undergoes carcinization .
Glittert00ts: Ben Ulmer
bokochaos: Wait, 50 US or Canadian?
Mr_Horrible: final answer
e_bloc: I hope it is Ethan
Darleysam: John Fobia
Dog_of_Myth: Bob
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xantos69: Herbert "The butcher" Hopkins
Glittert00ts: Yen actuall
Kramburger: CONTEXT MOTHERFUCKER
e_bloc: "You play as Roberto"
Darleysam: Peter Robert O'Tagonist
MAPBoardgames: The plot is Graham and Paul pay Ben and Alex to play "spooky" games and they do it.
MegaDosX: Ben is talking about Zimbabwean dollars
Furvias: Main Characters name is Dinfna Clearly
YawnLance: Okay but how many Monopoly dollars is your rent?
aZephyrSage: what about norwegian kroner?
ShigOnline: But is your complaint equity in USD or CAD?
El_Funko: Yeah but how many completed Subway cards is that?
Robot_Bones: you should get them to pay you in real money instead of maple syrup
MAPBoardgames: Save?
kumatsu: is that rant in Canadian or US?
Mr_Horrible: Yes Ben but I need to know if this number that is irrelevant to my context would be a lot for *me*
saucemaster5000: But do you get paid in US or Canada Canadian?
zed_alpha: Steve. Dave. Leonard. Jim. Bob. Theodore. Morgan. Adam. Ian. Graham. Benjamin. Sacha. Glenn. Horf. Jacob. Kroner. Steve Again.
Mr_Horrible: Kappa
Mysticman89: I've heard there are canadian companies who do lots of international business who choose to pay their employyess in USD since it makes their acocunting easier apparently.
Orlantia: you can get the machine gun, now
zed_alpha: Any of those names?
gualdhar: but surely the strong US Dollar means something to the discussion
MegaDosX: Maybe Ben means deutschmarks
TheMerricat: "You play as Roberto, a journalist investigating strange happenings at the hotel. "
Kramburger: Bossarina was my backup name for my daughter
Mr_Horrible: fuck, I was close
Zu_o: @Robot_Bones They discontinued real money after the great canadian maple syrup heist.
saucemaster5000: Don Dinfna
MyBuddySuperfly: I thought our name was Joaquim José da Silva Xavier
frank_the_great: It's wild that so many people in LRR are Canadian. Talk about a coincidence
Mr_Horrible: its like Roberto De Leche or something
Mysticman89: like the sauce?
matthaus_c: milky roberto :p
saucemaster5000: Donde Esta
h3rsh3yb4r: Roberto the Milk
Kramburger: What the fuck is up with the screen I hate it so much
zed_alpha: lay-chay, if it's spanish, lesh if it's french.
zed_alpha: oh god that big boxing glove hand
Ferisar: LOL
ShigOnline: :O
zed_alpha: the floppy little fingers
Nigouki: what is that music
e_bloc: mister fister is here
BartholemewTheKitten: Is that Bontan?
itira: LUL
TheWarDoctor8: He ditched the suit?
Mr_Horrible: How many different guys have a big arm in this damn hotel?
ThorSokar: I wonder which arm is he uses all the time...
SnackPak_: oof
Glittert00ts: What a unit
Ferisar: OH.
El_Funko: CRAAAAB MAAAN
ShigOnline: oof
blip2004: love that they didn't take the filter off for the cinematic
Mysticman89: oof
Zu_o: And entering the ring BIG FIST JOE!
hatboozeparty: wat?
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hexi_lexi234: UGH
MyBuddySuperfly: so, hum... how did your arm get so big, buddy?
MAPBoardgames: I bet that guy doesn't have a girlfriend.
Zu_o: *wrestling music plays*
Fanklok: What a big hand they have
I_Am_Clockwork: why does he look like if they gave the T-Virus to Wesley from Princess Bride?
NavelWarfare: Is this Robocop brought to us by Umbrella Corp?
zed_alpha: A monster whose only weakness is getting shot repeatedly in the head
Tangsm: Somebody created this facility just to give everyone tentacles.
freetimes1: isnt this literally a fight in one of the RE games?
Furvias: Someone called his Wifu Trash
saucemaster5000: Loooooowe's
kumatsu: I've got BOS BATTLESSSSS
Ferisar: @Kramburger Thanks!
I_Am_Clockwork: or the Dare-Devil's improvised costume from the netflix tv show
MegaDosX: So this guy's mixed up in the spacetime nonsense too based on the VFX when he screams
zed_alpha: @I_Am_Clockwork sssh, we don't wanna get sued. It's the U-Bacterium.
Kramburger: Note to Gamedevs, character's eyes are NOT cameras
erloas: it's a tentacle factory
matthaus_c: @freetimes1 this looks a lot like the guy from 7 with the eye on his arms
BusTed: Surely this is some sort of puzzle boss.
Mysticman89: see this is the nemissi fight, and your knife damage is tied to frame rate for some reason, so you gotta do crazy knife speedrun strats
Ferisar: OOH
ShigOnline: ooh
couchboyj: Everytime he found a lock and the key was in the same room, he did one one-armed push up
I_Am_Clockwork: @zed_alpha LUL
Gascitygaming: he ain't doin nothing to them abrrels
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I think I see how you're supposed to get him
Mr_Horrible: this man is making the Unreal Engine equivalent of the Kremling Noise
freetimes1: @freetimes1 i think its RE3? the fight on the elevator
Kramburger: We call this shotgun The Truth... because the Truth hurts
zed_alpha: I was joking but this really *is* The Resident Evil At Home
I_Am_Clockwork: I'm pretty sure this mechanic is lifted right from RE
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: oh I was overthinking it, maybe
MyBuddySuperfly: wow
Kramburger: OH GOOD
Kramburger: Now we become the Joker
kumatsu: I don't think this game has enough nuance for puzzle bosses
matthaus_c: gonna GLaDOS this man
saucemaster5000: put him in a potato plz
zed_alpha: @matthaus_c we're going to throw her conscience, imagination, and self control into lava?
Kramburger: *Stares at Batman*
Mr_Horrible: this necessitates the question tho: "Do you *need* a boss fight?"
Mysticman89: a good boss sings opera throughout the fight
matthaus_c: @zed_alpha nah sounds too cool and good
MyBuddySuperfly: OOH.
h3rsh3yb4r: I've seen more interesting boss fights on watch+play... this is just a big guy in a room
saucemaster5000: you don't have any bandages
saucemaster5000: love this zombie specific poison
MAPBoardgames: Is that like putting the lime in the coconut?
Mr_Horrible: "30% to enrage"
Fanklok: Do you think the RE4 remake will be shorthanded to REm4ke?
NavelWarfare: You need enough gas to make them vulnerable to death
matthaus_c: we have a gas mask on, that much they accounted for
MegaDosX: Sick pirouette my guy
zed_alpha: @Fanklok Remfork?
El_Funko: Leg meta, go for those ankles
matthaus_c: didn't steve jobs die of leg meta
NavelWarfare: Do we still have the machine gun?
saucemaster5000: What'll you give me?
CaptainSpam: Oh, hey, I've got some. Catch.
SquareDotCube: was the crowbar ever a weapon?
BusTed: "Guess I'll die."
Orlantia: you had room after you deposited the gas
Koshindan: Well designed game.
ShigOnline: that's... lame
matthaus_c: @SquareDotCube nope, this game gave us actual zero melee options
Furvias: So is this a soft lock?
Koshindan: Maybe it was that last missed shotgun shot.
TheWarDoctor8: scripted death?
MAPBoardgames: No @Furvias , he can die.
NavelWarfare: "We gave them all this ammo, we better make it so they need literally all of it"
Saintnex: Horror games really needs to stop having bullet sponge boss fights, it’s dull af
couchboyj: can you make the boss break the barrels?
KeytarCat: Do you deal more damage with a focused shot?
e_bloc: that death screen sure is something
MegaDosX: Cool game!
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: this doesn't feel like a watch and play game. it doesn't seem amazing but it has a reasonably well thought out story. but the fact that you can run out during a boss fight feels ..bad
dumbo3k: Yeah, you only really whiffed once, maybe twice
saucemaster5000: Don't think that "You're Dead!" earned the exclamation point
Tangsm: Doesn't seem like a softshell crab should sponge this many bullets.
MAPBoardgames: You can put the gas in, then go back. Also save. Also there is loot to pick up because you got it after your last save
matthaus_c: @I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo yeah there is a lot of competence on display here, which conversely serves to highlight the terrible decisions keeping this game from being good
eh_yo_flake: That game over screen is really the dark souls of game over screens you know?
MAPBoardgames: Save now?
saucemaster5000: pssssssh
TheWriterAleph: Damn. The gas.
itira: Now that youve pointed it out ... seabatUseless
MAPBoardgames: Save again?
TinkerTezz: !uptime
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SquareDotCube: and a partridge in a pear tree~
I_Am_Clockwork: I still routinely use "Dam... the... Gas..." where I can in conversationts
KV1NN4: its gas? Yeah i thgouht it was a swarm of birds or something
saucemaster5000: He was catching up on Bake-off
Koshindan: Technically the monster is at home.
matthaus_c: imagine fighting Lady D in her casuals though
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BogglesUrMind: Just got here and Uhm!
saucemaster5000: @matthaus_c BibleThump <3 BibleThump
eh_yo_flake: The bosses never evolved beyond kite and shoot eh?
Sogheim: it's good to know what happened to the Simic in the St Dinfna Hotel on Ravnica
thraximore: if this boss is a crab, shouldn't you hit its weak points for massive damage
kakmize: lol
empyreon: LUL
matthaus_c: YEET
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
Gascitygaming: excuse
vellebastet: Hello????
BogglesUrMind: Bamf
blip2004: get recked
NavelWarfare: How about yeet
prince_infidel: Holy Shit!
vellebastet: WHAT
couchboyj: lrrCOW
Tangsm: Catch!
Orylen: fling!
Furvias: BOO!
MegaDosX: Wait what just happened?
vellebastet: 😆 😂 😆 😂
thraximore: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerT
NamesAreSilly: I looked away, what'd I miss?
BusTed: Got Donkey Kong'd
matthaus_c: it didn't even do more damage than a regular slap lol
NavelWarfare: @MegaDosX Boss DK'd us
Saintnex: Well that explains the barrels? Lol
Koshindan: seabatHITBOX
gawag_: sure is a large crab shaped key there huh
saucemaster5000: Well thinking ain't doing now is it?
MegaDosX: Wait he threw a barrel? That's amazing, I love it
MAPBoardgames: lrrBEN duskvBeer duskvYeet1 duskvYeet2
Furvias: Does the Machine gun even hurt him?
prince_infidel: Can you shoot the barrels?
rasterscan: It's times like this that make me realize how effing good we have it with the modern Resident Evils being as good as they are.
Mysticman89: can you explode the barrels to damage him in some form?
rasterscan: Because clearly it's not easy to do.
NavelWarfare: Boss is flinching from it, so one assumes it is @Furvias
Darleysam: like, how does this guy eat lunch, or pet his dog
blip2004: Must protect the Venture Compound
matthaus_c: this guy really is the ludwig of dinfna
BlueDaNewb: This monster gives me Robocop on his day off from work vibes.
eh_yo_flake: "ah you were by my side all along" *grabs barrel*
MegaDosX: "DODGE!" - the boss, probably
TheWarDoctor8: we can't shoot the barrels ourselves can we?
Furvias: That swipe attack looks like a hot new dance move
Gascitygaming: his last swipe is overhead, do we need to get him to hit one of the overhead pipes?
MegaDosX: Actually that's a good question, can we blow up the barrels?
vellebastet: 😆 😂 😆
Saintnex: God this fight sucks
bokochaos: Was just thinking what happens if we bullet a barrel
ThorSokar: "Hey Crabman!"
TheWarDoctor8: Wow this is bad
MegaDosX: Game pls
YawnLance: Purely aesthetic barrels
Furvias: This game kinda honks
SaxPython: the barrels are full of Dinfa
prince_infidel: Don't do anything for YOU Ben
saucemaster5000: Artisanal barrels
TheWarDoctor8: Ticks "Terrible Final Boss Ruins Game" off bingo card
NavelWarfare: @YawnLance Until they hit us in the face, anyway
Tangsm: It really seems like the crab was given a lot more of a more effective ammo than you were.
matthaus_c: @TheWarDoctor8 that requires having anything left to ruin
couchboyj: Those Crabman brand Yeetable barrels, only for throwing.
moseph_jedi: thats a weird looking homarid
BusTed: oogh
inconsideratehat: hoogh
Koshindan: benginUrgh
BusTed: pennyCrabgod
itira: Hoogh seabatTROG
TheWarDoctor8: He had time for crab
eh_yo_flake: buddy minecraft grunts when you shoot him in the head
TheMerricat: so according to the walkthrough you can't dodge the barrel instead you're supposed to shoot it and it blows up in his face
MegaDosX: I mean, I probably would >_>
Koshindan: You never know. He might throw barrels twice randomly.
couchboyj: Dude sounds like a mating tortoise
matthaus_c: @TheMerricat so the barrels blow up... *exclusively* when they're in his hand...
MegaDosX: I love this meta of run up and point blank in the jaw then run away
Zu_o: i bet you're supposed to try to get him to throw a barrel so the gas blows up now
Zu_o laughs
itmightbemikey: This guy's head is making me think of Robocop
ChapsTheMC: at least its not a GOATS meta
BusTed: For a second he looked kinda like RoboCop.
NavelWarfare: Uh, game?
Tangsm: Alright, is the gas just creating ambience?
Gascitygaming: game broken
matthaus_c: the bullets are dodging his face
Zu_o: my theory is wrong
NavelWarfare: He's activated his cheat codes!
El_Funko: That's some Pulp Fiction dodging
Gascitygaming: game UNbroken!
NavelWarfare: Oh nvm
ButterBall000: Credits?
TheWriterAleph: Glory Kill!
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Gascitygaming: my glasses!
NavelWarfare: Win the fight, lose the cutscene!
TheWriterAleph: oh he just beats your ass anyway LUL
MegaDosX: "You won, but not really"
BusTed: Ronaldo no!
ThorSokar: This will never not aggravate me, in video games, a shotgun blast that close makes a head go AWAY
Mysticman89: your reward for winning the fight is losing the fight
MWGNZ: cooool game
Saintnex: What was the point?!?
TheWriterAleph: he hit you so hard it broke your monitor, Ben
MAPBoardgames: You could do the thing with the shotgun, but it won't kill him.
Furvias: He is YOU!
Tangsm: Oh, I see. You needed to use that bullet specifically.
Gascitygaming: i'd laugh if this used out ammo and we were out
itira: uhm
Glittert00ts: Ah yes, RP bullets
matthaus_c: and Cutscene Roberto gets to do the cool part of the fight
MegaDosX: I bet you would
matthaus_c: nice
YawnLance: I hope that's what would happen
saucemaster5000: My glasses!
MegaDosX: With the way the rest of this game has been
BusTed: benginO7
NotCainNorAbel: Melee run!
erloas: it might just be whatever gun you have equiped
MAPBoardgames: Damn... The gas!
MegaDosX: Imagine if it cuts to credits
Gascitygaming: Mine!
TheWriterAleph: mine? mine? mine?
kakmize: lol
TheWarDoctor8: FLASHBACK!
DarknessKingCoH: Long live the King!
saucemaster5000: "Part 2"
gualdhar: this game is so dumb
frank_the_great: And that's how I met your mother
MAPBoardgames: And they call it a mine! A Mine!
itira: you call this a mine... A MINE
SquareDotCube: but is it yours?
MegaDosX: I think you're jumping to the other guy
NamesAreSilly: There's been story?
NavelWarfare: Sprint to the end!
Kramburger: Freedom?
matthaus_c: speedrun speedrun
Penguino_Rojo: Could be worse, could be "The Mime"
Sogheim: how many guys are there?!
SquareDotCube: illusion of choice?
frank_the_great: #TeamLeft
Furvias: And that kids... Is how I met your mother
matthaus_c: @Penguino_Rojo internet's been pretty high on clussy as of late
Fanklok: I thought there was no mine o clock today
Rift_goose: Are you my mummy?
TheWriterAleph: "are you my mummy?"
MAPBoardgames: Are you my mummy?
YawnLance: Psycho Mantis D:
Penguino_Rojo: Are you my mummy?
MegaDosX: That's definitely a little girl's voice
MegaDosX: Uh oh, Code Carrie
NamesAreSilly: Found the revolver
Sogheim: with a revolver!
Zu_o: it's the revolver!
NavelWarfare: O R B
BusTed: Did you toss a pokeball at her
Koshindan: It's a Pokeball.
Koshindan: Psychic-type pokemon. Neat.
e_bloc: reading the story sometimes explains the story
MyBuddySuperfly: ew?
saucemaster5000: Oh god you're kirby
Saintnex: What the eff is happening
matthaus_c: like a reverse majin buu
frank_the_great: Shows up -> Complains -> Doesn't elaborate further
MyBuddySuperfly: Ronaldo Luciano
MyBuddySuperfly: XD
TheWriterAleph: Richard Lemon
Gobukiller: real lazy (writing)
VrolikSyndrome: Aliens?
Veste: is he played by jack black in this game too?
CAKHost: Aliens!
VrolikSyndrome: Aliens.
Spacecarl: oooh dats a big one
YawnLance: Audio_compression.wmv
KV1NN4: Bioshock all up ins i guess
saucemaster5000: found the gearbox logo
itira: Aliens?
MyBuddySuperfly: omg
matthaus_c: the truth is out there
TheWriterAleph: wut.
The_Color_Twelve: meme
El_Funko: it was an alien's illegal weed op
thraximore: adam's face LUL
Transmuted_Elf: time travel gone wrong?
TheMerricat: so there are two choices at the ending and you get different endings if you choose different options
TheWarDoctor8: HeyGuys
I_Am_Clockwork: this feels very Amnisia The Dark Decent in the meh-ist of ways
NavelWarfare: Does random BS count?
matthaus_c: I was still on wendigos
BusTed: tqsShrug
Forgotten_Lizard: seabatClap
Gascitygaming: I had the CIA
saucemaster5000: DAMN! I guessed babelians
Sogheim: aliens was on my bingo card!
gibbousm: its always aliens
SaxPython: SabaPing
ThorSokar: FBtouchdown
Himyul: I was close, I guessed Alans.
The_Color_Twelve: oh boy endingtron 3000
MAPBoardgames: Do you want to kill the galaxy with Red Lazers or Green Lazers?
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I feel like a better version of this game would be really good
frank_the_great: It's just like Mass Effect 3!
Gobukiller: *ancient aliens guy meme* Aliens!
ComradeMik: seabatCHOICE
MyBuddySuperfly: wait, so... Thirteen Trails is located in Varginha?
BusTed: uh ohhh
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: @mapboardgames what about retconned blue lazers?
NavelWarfare: @MAPBoardgames Please no. I'm still not recovered, even a decade later
Orxolon: honestly aliens weren't in mine,i was in on Umbrella type shenanigans
gibbousm: horror is just an incredibly trope heavy genre
e_bloc: of all the games you've played on let's nope, this is certainly one of them
NimrodXIV: some horror is vurrry bad
YawnLance: Very Positive reviews :)
crono3453: I feel like I've missed something very important by showing up late.
TheMerricat: to be fair to the game even though you don't like the whole having to read to get the backstory thing it is a fairly standard trope for horror games
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: it's no The Dark Occult, that's for sure
saucemaster5000: alright, it's got 2 minutes to redeem itself. What does the game need to do?
Nydestroyer: lets hope you escape on a jetski
matthaus_c: people really eat up anything vaguely inspired by RE
MidoriTamago: what if it was an evil alien corporation?
couchboyj: I playded RE, and i couldn't find da keys, but in dis game i could find da keys, 11/10
SquareDotCube: all the dutch angles
Furvias: Get a gimbal my dude!
Spacecarl: I think you need a lot of Finesse to make a GOOD horror game
Gascitygaming: this game has 89% positive reviews?!?!?!
BusTed: hard cut
gualdhar: its not finishing the game unless you see *all* the endings
NavelWarfare: @crono3453 You missed a big guy with a crabhand chucking barrels at us. That's almost literally it
frank_the_great: Was this the overwhelmingly positive one?
kakmize: You open the last door and it leads into the Moonbase.
Tangsm: This would be a great time to take the broken mask off.
matthaus_c: literally "choice was an illusion" on the walls
MyBuddySuperfly: protagonist: *agonizes in brazilian*
hatboozeparty: Ride away in an unicycle into the sunset
TheWriterAleph: horror fans just want to feel something. they'll thumbs-up anything that doesn't completely suck
asthanius: Daymare also had good reviews
matthaus_c: @MyBuddySuperfly ngl that's just living here
han_cholo55: @Gascitygaming i think horror game fans actually enjoy a game more the worse it is
NamesAreSilly: yeah, I'm checking those reviews...
Gascitygaming: you didn't expect to be able to see or anything right?
Sogheim: your character reaches a familiar door. you hear a knock on the door of the moonbase. it's your pizza. you pause the game and get your food.
Koshindan: This part could've been a cutscene and the fight could've been player controled.
ThorSokar: out of how many reviews? 5?
MWGNZ: video games FBtouchdown
NavelWarfare: But Ben, you need time to process everything you've learned up until now! And the emotions!
Saintnex: For gods sake game, JUST GET TO IT
itsr67: boy I sure like [dying]
Furvias: "I didn't understand therefore the story must be deep and good"
NavelWarfare: The emotions, Ben!
I_Am_Clockwork: "He's Going there, and then he'll BE THERE"
Sogheim: Daymare was the Sacred Heart Hospital?
matthaus_c: wild how this game peaked at the USB joke
prince_infidel: Are you going to play the daymare sequel?
MyBuddySuperfly: @matthaus_c I know, right? huehuehue
Gascitygaming: then he'll be there
gibbousm: character death only means something when players have formed an attachment to them
couchboyj: So pokeball guy found a UFO, built a hotel, the a crabman moved into the hotel?
ThorSokar: And then we'll BE THERE
Manae: So I missed a bit of this apparently--when did they get on to a space station?
Sogheim: HURBIS! yes!
gibbousm: bet in the cloning pod!
Lithobraker: Daycare was also the "hurbis" one
MAPBoardgames: I watched a very positive horror game last night which you might like called 'The Bridge, Road to Salvation'. Fully voice acted, atmosphric, instant-kill monster chases.
Fanklok: I miss Agent
Zath_: If it makes you feel better, the captions for the line says "He's going there, then he'll be there"
gibbousm: was Clones on the bingo board?
Himyul: JERF!
thraximore: hurbis
matthaus_c: and ahurbis to you
kumatsu: are we tubing ourself?
BusTed: was that one of the decisions
zed_alpha: which game had the little baby dolls you fought with flashlights and the bathtub ghost that tried to drown you?
MAPBoardgames: Now she dies from the gas too. Good job!
han_cholo55: if there's one thing i love in a game its when the camera violently shifts back and forth for minutes at a time
YawnLance: NO
gibbousm: ART
itira: uhm
SaxPython: NotLikeThis
MegaDosX: I BEG YOUR PARDON
Furvias: NO
gawag_: incroyable
spo_okymulder: here we go
itira: daddyyyyyy
Gascitygaming: game no!
Kramburger: Okay.
Dog_of_Myth: What
matthaus_c: DADDY, THERE'S POISON GAS
TheWriterAleph: confus
Zu_o: this is the plot
ThorSokar: WELL, WELL, WELL
xantos69: excuse me?
The_Color_Twelve: FBtouchdown
saucemaster5000: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Tangsm: Cue Billy Jean...
thraximore: dad?
vellebastet: WAT
Roger_Job329: Booooo
Furvias: HARD NO
gawag_: credits..?
MegaDosX: What even was this game
Nuurgle: two minutes on the dot
Gobukiller: I'm gonna need a DNA test
couchboyj: seabatUseless
empyreon: and it sticks the landing! LUL
Rift_goose: Wait Alma is your kid?
Seth_Erickson: It sticks the landing PogChamp
crono3453: Dinfna balls, indeed.
zed_alpha: wasn't this game about like
zed_alpha: a hotel?
Lithobraker: Didn't cut to credits, cowards
NamesAreSilly: One of the positive reviews: "friend said to me that this was an horror game. i dont understand. seems like just a normal day in Brazil to me."
Darleysam: Whaaaat Iiiiiiii've DONE
onetrueseth: Wow, what a strange dream
MAPBoardgames: That and shoot monsters.
BusTed: That's the end of that problem.
queenwalrus: some real a+ voice acting here
BusTed: *dusts hands*
e_bloc: occupodo
Nuurgle: free gloryhole in the bathroom??
matthaus_c: nice glory hole, man
NavelWarfare: Black hole in the bath? Just walk away
han_cholo55: hey!
SeaDiegoFC: I mean, reasonable reaction
MegaDosX: That'll definitely solve a miniature black hole in your bathroom
hackingducks: black hole tub, won't you come... wash away the pain...
BogglesUrMind: Psycho0 mantis?
han_cholo55: DaDdY
MAPBoardgames: Why do you have a gas mask?
zed_alpha: are you my daddy?
gualdhar: little girl sounds like grown adult
BogglesUrMind: POV: This is the only way
crono3453: @BogglesUrMind Ahh, it looks like you play a lot of cool games on your phone
ButterBall000: psycho mantis? Time for a psycho Mentos. THe freshmaker
Veste: FPS castlevania yeaaaah
Veste: It looked pretty sick
MegaDosX: What is happening.
Nuurgle: yeah, it was called Castlevania 64
saucemaster5000: HA! I found a review titled "St. Dinfna Hotel -- Scares that won't let you check out!"
Veste: Simon's Destiny on itchio
asthanius: What the fuck is this
YawnLance: Sure, dude. Whatever
TheWarDoctor8: WHY
Fanklok: of all the games that have been on let's nope, this is one of them
The_Color_Twelve: yeah sure why not do that
gibbousm: wut?
BusTed: Such a dilemma.
CaptainSpam: The game is just throwing random incomplete scenes at us for no reason now, isn't it?
spo_okymulder: i've been here for 10 minutes and we've had 18 different plots
NimrodXIV: wtf
VrolikSyndrome: He IS Wesker.
han_cholo55: "yeah man, go for it. whatever makes the credits roll sooner"
Tripleyew: Dr. Frankenfurter? Is that you?
YawnLance: Okay I see why this was Very Positive now
TheWriterAleph: jesus my stream froze right before she stabbed him
saucemaster5000: Nevermind, this is great
Nigouki: this gets more and more ART
El_Funko: Yeah this looks like it https://batandy.itch.io/simonsdestiny
MegaDosX: What the fuck is happening.
BusTed: Nesker
thraximore: @spo_okymulder the wall-spaghetti approach to plot
matthaus_c: get her ass, wesker
kumatsu: "We forgot to put plot in this game, let's just have a random old dude at the end"
Darleysam: Roberto... it's time to practice your stabbing!
Phailhammer: "Of course not; it's why I brought this GUN!"
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: quick, how many plotpoints can we introduce and resolve in 60 seconds?!
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MAPBoardgames: Rule #2. Counts for knives too!
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: would you kindly...
MyBuddySuperfly: Roberto...sing for me!
zed_alpha: but, but, Ben, Resident Evil has British megalomaniacs who want to do a eugenics, so OUR horror game has to have British megalomaniacs who want to do a eugenics
prince_infidel: What is going on?
e_bloc: we were the key all along
TheMerricat: @loadingreadyrun "Castlevania: Simon's Destiny [V1.4 OUT!] - ZDoom" https://forum.zdoom.org/viewtopic.php?t=57800
The_Color_Twelve: that makes one of us
spo_okymulder: @thraximore oh good so everyone else is lost too then
frank_the_great: He's the KEY FBtouchdown
MAPBoardgames: He does? Will he tell us?
Sogheim: A man chooses! A slave obeys!
crono3453: This Dark City sequel is really bad.
MegaDosX: A+ voice acting
BogglesUrMind: I can confirm that no, this is not art
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: the letter o
Gascitygaming: the letter O
YawnLance: "They're all pretty poggers"
MWGNZ: they're words
couchboyj: The economy?
han_cholo55: he's mad cause no one called him daddy
Tripleyew: What they have in common? Poor writing?
NavelWarfare: Aren't we actively dying because gas right now?
BusTed: which will you chooooose
zed_alpha: Total Brazilian saturation
MegaDosX: Ah, you choose him or the gun
saucemaster5000: Hell yeah
MegaDosX: WOW
ThirdGames: Togethaaaaaa~
MAPBoardgames: High 5!
MegaDosX: No hesitation whatsoever
TheWarDoctor8: THAT'S it?
mochabeanie: jeez so fast
TheWriterAleph: !handorgun
The_Color_Twelve: did it?
BusTed: mark it on your calendars
Gascitygaming: wait WHAT?!
Tangsm: Oh, they're going to explain now.
xantos69: I mean, the knife didn't do anything. Why would a gun?
MegaDosX: WHAT
e_bloc: I hope this cutscene is an hour long
matthaus_c: why would we kill the only character in this game
eh_yo_flake: Hugely informed decision there Ben.
NavelWarfare: Oh yay, time loops!
han_cholo55: look at that swag walk
gibbousm: again, wut?
ButterBall000: It all comes down to pizza
hexi_lexi234: twenty sixDEEZ NUTZ
Transmuted_Elf: called it time travel gone wrong
Mysticman89: do we now get all the plot in one big gulp
NavelWarfare: That makes time travel, aliens, and probably clones
MegaDosX: I mean I knew there was spacetime shenanigans but what the fuck
CaptainSpam: That option was supposed to STOP the plot! This is not fair, game!
Sogheim: the game waits until the final scene to give you any plot?!
infinity_225: All the plot at the end, wow
onetrueseth: End of the game, better read the whole design doc into this mic.
empyreon: oh NOW we get story?
matthaus_c: @Sogheim sure fucking does
BogglesUrMind: Me to my therapist: "I guess it all started in 2060..."
Veste: Oh you'll need GZDoom as well for the castlevania thing
Koshindan: So if you shot him, it would've ended without exposition?
matthaus_c: you know what's the best time to introduce your main antagonist? the ABSOLUTE BEST TIME?
Mysticman89: back to the future
The_Color_Twelve: The Dark this is not
Veste: cant believe the game is only half over. time to open guide part 2
YawnLance: And then they kissed
MyBuddySuperfly: "I must go"
e_bloc: now kisssss
VrolikSyndrome: So not aliens? Just regular future tech.
FadedOverseer: "kiss me"
kakmize: wait, why are we special?
Forgotten_Lizard: and they were roommates
Sogheim: they're boyfriends, right?
hexi_lexi234: and they were roommates
Tripleyew: What now? We hope for an apology from the writers, that’s what.
MyBuddySuperfly: "I must go, my people need me"
saucemaster5000: Make out already!
Sogheim: yes, violin means smoochies
The_Color_Twelve: is he you?
MAPBoardgames: That dude has a punchable face
prince_infidel: Isn't Roberto a journalist?
NavelWarfare: This is definitely a shot
Tangsm: Just going in for that extreme closeup.
saucemaster5000: pucker up
xantos69: commence tongue locking maneuver!
BusTed: now kissss
frank_the_great: Someone signed off on this
NimrodXIV: O_O
FadedOverseer: Now kiss already!
MyBuddySuperfly: omg, blink pls
Juliamon: The *fuck* is this zoom
matthaus_c: just peck im on the lips
Nydestroyer: The modeler worked hard, you will look at it
Kramburger: Really makes you think.
vellebastet: What in the fuck
kakmize: so handsome
itira: seabatApp
Mysticman89: he blinked, we win
couchboyj: Roberto died on the way back to his home planet
ButterBall000: He's like Willem Defoe with a normal face
KnifeCrazy: THE EYES
MyBuddySuperfly: wow
kumatsu: ART
The_Color_Twelve: again sure why not
spo_okymulder: DRAMATIC
TheWarDoctor8: wtaf
YawnLance: Yeaaaaaah
BusTed: rayfkWelp
gibbousm: for the third time I ask: wut?
TheWriterAleph: "Directed by Hideo Kojima"
itira: A R T
MyBuddySuperfly: that was... something
crono3453: And then you wake up on a cart. You've been asleep for some time
saucemaster5000: FREEDOM!
NimrodXIV: A R T
The_Color_Twelve: WOW
Gascitygaming: seabatClap
Himyul: WAT
MegaDosX: Fucking amazing
FadedOverseer: lrrWOW
Robot_Bones: K
ChapsTheMC: If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice
Gobukiller: What about the guidance counselor of free will?
vellebastet: That explained nothing!
empyreon: rly makes u think riffThink
SnackPak_: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
YawnLance: That'sa spicy pile of shit
CaptainSpam: WE'RE DONE!!!
e_bloc: that may be in fact the worst game
BogglesUrMind: 10/10 no notes
Sogheim: so what was the bad ending?
gawag_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Lyropithic: Art!
vellebastet: 😆 😂 😆
SaxPython: FBtouchdown ?
tehfewl: Will Jesus what?
itira: incredible
ThorSokar: what the hell is the other ending?
SeaDiegoFC: What a handsome ending
Nigouki: Jesus will absolutely not
FadedOverseer: Won't Jesus?
whitebadgerwolf88: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
NavelWarfare: Will Jesus please stand up?
Darleysam: No. Jesus Won't.
Gascitygaming: Alisson ps ps ps ps
The_Color_Twelve: That ending was a journey or something
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SarkhanGluedBackTogether: Merry hurbis to all, and to all a good night
couchboyj: Neat song
NimrodXIV: it's not worth it
TheWriterAleph: We did it, chat
kumatsu: No thanks, I'm full
Gobukiller: Just go find it on youtube
SkylerRingtail: So what's the palate cleanser?
Kramburger: We're FREEEEEE
MAPBoardgames: It really makes you think. You know? Like, what if they did explain it?
TheWarDoctor8: Someone said DOOM?
quillilian: I really hope the other ending is exactly the same except Roberto isn't there
saucemaster5000: It's wafer thin
Nydestroyer: insert captain America meme
TheWriterAleph: what if Nick Fury shows up after the credits?
Gulleko: thank you for playing these shitty games so that we don't have to
TheMerricat: @loadingreadyrun "Castlevania: Simon's Destiny [V1.4 OUT!] - ZDoom" https://forum.zdoom.org/viewtopic.php?t=57800
Saintnex: I looked it up and the other one is equally terrible
BusTed: simon's destiny
gundamschwing: Have you played Mortuary Assistant?
Himyul: you've got some spare time, you could look up charged dash builds Kappa
ThirdGames: Gotta see the after credits scenes setting up the St. Dinfna Cinematic Universe
bishop_ftw: art makes my head hurt
Kramburger: 2 Simon 2 Destiny
thraximore: yo sick
MegaDosX: Count the pixels
CaptainSpam: Oh, I thought you forgot the name of the game you just played.
TheWarDoctor8: I'm hype
matthaus_c: let's fucking GOOO
saucemaster5000: Looks sick
FadedOverseer: Cheesies Dune?
itmightbemikey: GZDoom is bundled
TheWriterAleph: GeeZ nuts?
TheWarDoctor8: It's a mod version od doom
El_Funko: Gacha Zamboni Doom I believe is the full name
matthaus_c: oh it's an emulator
BusTed: seems legit
SquareDotCube: Doom wrapper, makes it possible to run DOOM WADs in a modern environment
gawag_: already a better game
matthaus_c: Let's Install
ThorSokar: I'm looking
MegaDosX: I mean, probably
MAPBoardgames: fobia
spo_okymulder: that was an intensely silly game, exactly what i watch this stream for
Manae: Gun ending is, you fail, and start theh game over
itira: you did the thing
zed_alpha: Gun ending crashes the computer
Juliamon: You broke it
ThirdGames: uh oooooooh
MegaDosX: n o s i g n a l
matthaus_c: mitsubisheez nuts
SkylerRingtail: Did the ad crash the computer?!
Mysticman89: everything is going according to plan
saucemaster5000: You try to shoot him, then he says "Free Will" and you both dance to Hungry Like the Wolf by Duran Duran it's nuts
Defrost: El_Funko, I read that as Zoombinis and got excited...
MegaDosX: Wait the computer crashed?
FadedOverseer: "Free Will" destroyed
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: that ending was so meta
SnackPak_: F
Mysticman89: have yotu seen chrome
MAPBoardgames: Break time!
Tripleyew: Ben, did you kill the internets?
Gobukiller: Welp, Ben downloaded a virus to the moonbase computer
Koshindan: Maybe it was the stuff you downloaded.
Himyul: you must've downloaded a virus
Mysticman89: it wants all the memory
matthaus_c: chrome is a hell of a drug
couchboyj: In soviet Dinfna, gun shoot PC
ButterBall000: That's chrome for you
Juliamon: I mean... it's Chrome
thraximore: chrome is a poorly optimized program
BusTed: wahappa
matthaus_c: this is your brain. this is your brain on chrome.
Sogheim: you got the good ending
Gascitygaming: gotta play it again to see the stinger
Tangsm: You chose the very bad ending.
asthanius: That’s the principle of free will
kumatsu: 🐭whuhappen
ArdCollider: dumped the GPU driver, probably?
tehfewl: maybe your video drivers crashed
bishop_ftw: there goes free will
zed_alpha: Nope, no signal
MegaDosX: We're getting a No Signal screen right now
SaxPython: power event?
TheWriterAleph: if choosing Gun gives you the same ending, wouldn't that be the best?
ChapsTheMC: Rush will be very upset
ButterBall000: Maybe the game credits ended and took out the PC?
FadedOverseer: lrrFINE
iamn0tg00d: I'm not a fan of this No Signal game you're playing.
Manae: "Roberto will try to shoot Christopher, but it will not work. The man will pick up a knife and kill the hero. A little later, we will see that Christopher will return to the past to test Roberto again. This will continue until the guy agrees to cooperate with the leader of the sect."
Gascitygaming: the resolution on the font could use help
matthaus_c: oh my god it is a but thou must ending
MegaDosX: @Manae Please tell me you made that up
Raincoast_Bear: Hey guys, what ya doing? Ah, it's the Happy Colours Show!
Sogheim: no, I just watched it, that's what happens
Kramburger: Really makes you think, doesn't it.
Manae: @MegaDosX If I didn't, someone else did :P
TheWriterAleph: @Manae Free will! FBtouchdown
MyBuddySuperfly: "free wll"
MegaDosX: WHAT THE FUCK
BusTed: seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE
Kramburger: seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE
Sogheim: Ben, you got the good ending
Forgotten_Lizard: seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE
couchboyj: seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE
vellebastet: seabatCHOICE
matthaus_c: *jazz hands* THEMES
Orxolon: well
frank_the_great: Isn't that basically the Half Life ending?
Himyul: ice cream?
Orxolon: that was a game
Koshindan: Got the correct choice benginTry benginTry
Orxolon: please don't leave us
SquareDotCube: you probably borked the capture card
DarknessKingCoH: Or try Win + Ctrl + Shift + B to reset the video driver
saucemaster5000: That was a month of your life
zed_alpha: Game? That was barely a slideshow
MegaDosX: Of all the games made, that definitely was one of them
DarknessKingCoH: Or that
Kramburger: Q & Eh time?
Gascitygaming: this was NOT good
matthaus_c: idk man have you seen gamers
MegaDosX: No that game was utter trash
Kramburger: That game was BAD
thraximore: sure didn't seem good
kakmize: not good
NotCainNorAbel: that wasn't that good
itira: it was bad
ComradeMik: that game sucked
TheWarDoctor8: That was ass
Himyul: that game was garbo toilets
frank_the_great: Twitch chat is never wrong
Joecool190: that was not good
ArdCollider: reviews might be gamed?! never!
Orxolon: i didn't like it
vellebastet: That game was terrible
couchboyj: Of all the games I have seen, that was one of them
xantos69: Gamers may not be that smart.
inconsideratehat: It wasn't good.
Talin06: not good
zed_alpha: I've had better experiences with crappy roadside haunted houses
SeaDiegoFC: The other ending is pretty hilarious to watch actually. The repeated knife stabbings was hilarious
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: I think far too many people go nuts for an ending like that
bishop_ftw: real baf
e_bloc: it wasn't even bad enough to be enjoyable, it was just bland bad
asthanius: Not the worst, but not a great game
BeastiePunk: It was not good
prince_infidel: That game was ASS!
CanadianDaz: that game was bad
BogglesUrMind: In comparison to a lot of the trash on steam? It was functional.
Lithobraker: It just draaaaaaaaaaggggged
ComradeMik: Horror fans on steam are idiots
Himyul: Ben is a handsome Jackass
Gascitygaming: this was not 89% good
MegaDosX: I can see they tried, but that doesn't make it good
TheWriterAleph: sometimes games are just bad LUL
TheMerricat: I think the primary problem is neither of you to really like to stop and read the lore of the games that you play and horror games really really really love to shove lots of lore in notes and books all over their goddamn games
SkylerRingtail: Oh god no, that was bad. It hurts more when there's effort put in
NamesAreSilly: It had some moments that *could've* been good, but....nah.
Phosfur: Horror boys willing to pay for Bot reviews?
SquareDotCube: no melee fallback was a pretty bad choice to make
matthaus_c: criticism is fair. they fucked up A LOT. they were competent and COULD do better
eh_yo_flake: That game was bad. It was someone's first draft of a love letter to better games.
zed_alpha: If the game was like 75% that long, it could have been a lot better
Manae: Is it 89/100, or 89% positive "it was.. okay" reviews
Kramburger: The design was not fun, the puzzles were insulting, the combat sucked, and the plot was mystifying
I_Am_Clockwork: game wasn't good, but there was definitely got a lot of Resident Evil mechanics, and I can see people gloming on to it for that
saucemaster5000: I've been looking up reviews for it -- people genuinely wrote about this for outlets and liked it
Scy_Anide: Making something bad is better than not making something at all and making something bad is part of the road to making something good.
zed_alpha: It really was The Resident Evil At Home, in all the worst ways.
Gobukiller: Nice Rick impression, Ben
iamn0tg00d: I prefer to just make good things. Much easier to just skip over the part where you make bad things.
ButterBall000: Most people aren't horror entrepreneurs like y'all
thraximore: that's what constructive criticism is for
ThorSokar: OK, he tells you you made the wrong choice and stabs you to death, and the entire game starts over, holy crap is that some Illusion of Choice crap
I_Am_Clockwork: also maybe it was better in the origional portugese?
Fanklok: When I don't like a game I try to think of at least one thing I did like
TheWriterAleph: 71% on Metacritic if that makes you feel better. It feels like a 7/10
frank_the_great: It's $30? Oof
Seth_Erickson: The game wasn
Seth_Erickson: oops
BusTed: Sounds like you need the actual game.
I_Am_Clockwork: (assuming that it was designed in portugese, given brazilian devs?)
Mysticman89: you found the wad i guess
bearravenson: you're on day 1,735 of your 30 day trial of WinRAR
NotCainNorAbel: crash...we good
matthaus_c: Torchless Bloodmoon
BusTed: oshit
blip2004: aw, I missed the end while on the phone
e_bloc: blood moon or coward
han_cholo55: thats some bangin music
TheWarDoctor8: YAAAAASSSSSS
NotCainNorAbel: those thighs
BusTed: that booty
Seth_Erickson: The game wasn't good, but that doesn't mean it didn't do everything wrong and I think you should make sure to say what you enjoyed about the game so people know that you're aware of the differences.
itira: whoopah!
SnackPak_: I'm all in
Cptasparagus: @blip2004 not really tho
kakmize: that music
saucemaster5000: Y'all need an ad break? Hate to be that fella
I_Am_Clockwork: oh hell yea
vellebastet: ysbrydHype ysbrydHype ysbrydHype
matthaus_c: FUCK YEAH
TheWarDoctor8: Yes!
TheWriterAleph: oh no it's hawt
Forgotten_Lizard: LOVE ME some vampire killer
gibbousm: tear through them vampire killer
empyreon: riffGasm riffGasm riffGasm riffGasm
matthaus_c: thank you for this, benjamin
CanadianDaz: this game looks so awesome
nic_nax96: BANGER ALERT
Himyul: I'm back in the 80s!
couchboyj: jimdJam
LithelyUnshod: Ads?
thraximore: waCHAW
TheWarDoctor8: Redemption!
matthaus_c: we DESERVE THIS
SquareDotCube: and completely misses the torches.
Orylen: two kinds of whiplash right now
Koshindan: Do the lamps have chicken?
KeytarCat: I know what I'm doing after stream
Nydestroyer: wipikaei motherfucker
matthaus_c: we EARNED this
FadedOverseer: lrrJUDGE we got a banger
Lyropithic: Music rules so far
zed_alpha: crank it up
nic_nax96: I want this song on a loop forever. Inject it into my veins
NotCainNorAbel: turn down for what?
Mysticman89: so do you change the game to doom or to castlevania
Cptasparagus: crank
I_Am_Clockwork: absolutely amazing
TheWarDoctor8: pump it!
saucemaster5000: holy shit I'm downloading this right now
NimrodXIV: now we're talking
itira: oh i love this
eh_yo_flake: This SLAPS
TheWarDoctor8: Deserved
I_Am_Clockwork: I need this in my life
e_bloc: this is already a better game
inconsideratehat: This is a very good chaser
nic_nax96: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
ShigOnline: Doom-levania
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: oh this is FUN
empyreon: can turn it down, but shouldn't riffGasm
UnusuallyLargeMoth: wow, St Dinfna Hotel started lookin cool all of a sudden?
BusTed: Wall meat?
matthaus_c: DAMN that whip range tho
Gobukiller: Let's Nope just turned into Let's Yep
Glittert00ts: Every dog ever: "Wheres that bone, man?"
gibbousm: how much of the game have they made?
Furvias: Ads?
Defrost: This game whips
BusTed: Maybe base of the stairs for wall meat?
CAKHost: Try the corner you passed?
couchboyj: mmmm mmm, wall chicken, just like mama used to hide
Darleysam: now to go fight General Radahn
Sogheim: ok this is awesome
saucemaster5000: @BusTed oh good memory there
ThorSokar: you have an item slot, gotta be more than just the whip
Koshindan: Can you jump in the picture frame?
Going_Medium: Does it nay nay?
BusTed: Haha.
empyreon: RULES
bearravenson: Songs that make me with my Zune still worked, because there's no way it's on Spotify
Sogheim: you can stop time!
bearravenson: *wish
saucemaster5000: clock freezes, but it costs loads of hearts
Utopos: I appreciate that this castle has person-sized floating shelves
Defrost: You got a stand
matthaus_c: MUDA MUDA MUDA
Nuurgle: I like that candle whipping actually changes the lighting
gibbousm: all these monsters, THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMEY STAND
F1SHOR: i went into a meeting and just came back... the game got wierd
thraximore: umbraJAM
TheWarDoctor8: So we've found next week's game with this, right?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: hey I see those revenant animations
xantos69: This man is gaming.
couchboyj: Going up those stairs waaaay too quick for castelvania :p
BusTed: Try the gray blocks that comprise the stairs.
BusTed: Those seem breakable.
matthaus_c: this is like watching Adam's Elden Ring run all over again
couchboyj: @matthaus_c needs 2x whip
BusTed: Those blocks on the stairs in particular.
NimrodXIV: can you whip that area under the stairs?
frank_the_great: The time stop seems pretty OP
thraximore: umbraDC
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
NUTSOFODEN: the blookee
e_bloc: keys and backtracking, two of the pillars of horro games
BusTed: Where there's a blue key...
matthaus_c: @e_bloc turns out when the game is actually fun, no one cares benginLul
circusofkirkus: LUL
BusTed: seabatSEAL seabatSEAL seabatSEAL
NimrodXIV: rude
thraximore: 🦇
matthaus_c: BAT KILL
Manae: Wall blocks back tehre
TheWriterAleph: BAT!
CAKHost: Batted!
Seth_Erickson: LUL
Gobukiller: Bat beats
Mr_Horrible: I... uh... think I missed a transition while I was dozing
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Himyul: get batted
Koshindan: Zubats.
circusofkirkus: seabatSEAL
Mysticman89: we will never know what the blue key does
TheWarDoctor8: :)
Seth_Erickson: seabatSEAL
vellebastet: seabatSEAL seabatSEAL seabatSEAL
Seth_Erickson: seabatSEAL seabatSEAL
gnomedeplume572: lrrSPOOPY
Raincoast_Bear: Are they coming back?
empyreon: there is an addon for this that adds the SOTN Drac voice lines!?! PogChamp
Nuurgle: the answer is on the screen
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SnackPak_: lrrSPOOP
Catcard: ow
BorealMage: Welp, I jumped
CanadianDaz: wipe it good
empyreon: riffGasm
gualdhar: MAWP
itira: very @ _ @
FadedOverseer: lrrSIG
saucemaster5000: I'M CHOPPING VEGGIES MAN!
Raincoast_Bear: I was watching Matt but I'm back!
BusTed: tqsKnife
Kramburger: WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
matthaus_c: A KNOIFE
thraximore: a KNIFE
MyBuddySuperfly: NO
NimrodXIV: NO
xantos69: But now you have a knife. so its easy mode.
TheWarDoctor8: This is unbelievably good
thraximore: you were saying umbraHappy
BusTed: good start, good start
itmightbemikey: You can enable a crosshair in the settings iirc
AutonomousTurtle: jesus, which castlevania is this?
matthaus_c: homies be partying
NimrodXIV: easy mode. check.
MyBuddySuperfly: :(
gualdhar: "knife is easy mode"
FadedOverseer: is there any healing in the game?
matthaus_c: @AutonomousTurtle https://batandy.itch.io/simonsdestiny
NotCainNorAbel: NES Hard
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: "old timey"
Koshindan: You mean it's Nintendo Hard?
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: wew
NotCainNorAbel: try blood moon?
TheWarDoctor8: uh oh
Nuurgle: Guillermo?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Yeah Ben beat bloodborne so he's clearly good
MyBuddySuperfly: you show that statue, ben
FadedOverseer: crush the vampire heads with your thighs
Raincoast_Bear: Is this a contemporary game? It looks like Doom OG from the 90s.
AutonomousTurtle: @AutonomousTurtle Thank you, and also oh dear
thraximore: what do the hearts do if they don't heal you?
TheMerricat: @raincoast_bear funny you should say that it's a doom mod
TheWarDoctor8: @Raincoast_Bear Yes, it's built on GZdoom
xantos69: Oh they look faster.
Koshindan: It's nice that it's harder enemies instead of more HP.
matthaus_c: good corner check
bearravenson: @thraximore Just ammo/ basically.
Transmuted_Elf: @thraximore they are your amunition for your use items
ButterBall000: Aggro, fall back
thraximore: ahhhh
FadedOverseer: they got lasers
Ba_Dum_Tish: Whip it good Ben
itmightbemikey: Nova Skeletons
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is there WALL MEAT
xantos69: Why don't you have a laser?
BusTed: The latest in bone technology.
matthaus_c: albertan skeletons are just lower quality
couchboyj: Green Nova skelatons? Thats some SotN grade shit
TheWarDoctor8: Cool Technology!
goombalax: bone beems
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ben your lasers are contained by your skin suit
Nydestroyer: smash cut to bleach white skeleton (with laser)
Koshindan: 2022 skeletons.
BusTed: Not getting one shot NotLikeThis
El_Funko: Ben you can't just whip all your problems away. But he did, and it was awesome.
eDRoaCH: you skeletons today, with your belly lasers and your flying bug friends!
NimrodXIV: RIP
Raincoast_Bear: @Raincoast_Bear I played a lot of Doom. I know what Doom looks like.
gualdhar: Simon-Boshy when?
couchboyj: 2020 green skellingtons are like 2020 green magic cards, OP
Furvias: Well now I have it downloaded and installed
FadedOverseer: back to the lab
Nigouki: Ben you don't play Doom with controllers
matthaus_c: oh the boy is jamming
Koshindan: If this is Doom, can you play multiplayer?
itsr67: SourPls
empyreon: now we gamin'!
goombalax: y tho
BusTed: Y for yUp
matthaus_c: game devs are goated
Nydestroyer: because y not
eDRoaCH: kids today, playing doom with controllers
Raincoast_Bear: Y for Yeet!
gibbousm: can you remap?
Mysticman89: y for yeet yo self
DasGreatBrit: Y? because they said so
snortablecola: should be able to change it in the settings
TheMerricat: he should be able to playing with a controller is a basic option in GZ Doom
TheWarDoctor8: @Raincoast_Bear ...You asked?
ThorSokar: To answer your earlier question: This is ALL of Castlevania 1 (for NES)
circusofkirkus: finally we can teabag in castlevania
TheMerricat: @loadingreadyrun ^^
matthaus_c: ALL of it?? oh mama
BusTed: Doom style map
eDRoaCH: thats so you can crouch in front of the water for 45m to get the item you need to progress
itmightbemikey: This developer also made a port of PT into gzdoom
matthaus_c: this is some Bloodborne PSX level shit
ButterBall000: Looks like some wall chicken on that corner
ThorSokar: Speedruns for this run 22min -> 1h 28min (only 3 runs)
Koshindan: On the top of the screen is the points.
saucemaster5000: Welp, screw playing through that "Persona 5 Strikers" nonsense tonight, I've got some castlevania to play....
matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 FBtouchdown
vellebastet: Hearts are consumed when you use the watch
ThorSokar: They are your item uses, each knife throw or clock use uses 1 heart
ComradeMik: clock used 5 each time
thraximore: shmovin'
ComradeMik: there's not a merchant in castlevania 1 is there?
xantos69: In a way... isn't everything just all points?
matthaus_c: I *love* how it doesn't fix the awkwardness of DOOM depth perception
ComradeMik: can't wait for this to be in the next GDQ vania block
ThorSokar: back in the day after a certain amount of points you got an extra life, idk how this version differs
Seth_Erickson: Yeah only because they're lazy Kappa
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ben going for the high score
Seth_Erickson: or more over they were lazy Kappa
Fanklok: Yeah you picked all your food and weapons out of the trash
BusTed: ItsBoshyTime
Ukon_Cairns: they there to fulfil the basic Gamer™ need to make number go up
Koshindan: When video games bought out and started villainizing points.
SplittingImage77: Aria of Sorrows was my gateway into Castlevania
Ferisar: where there is a blue key
Ferisar: there is a blue door
neuroflare: Konami's composers were clearly metal heads
GhostValv: oh I came back to see the good boys play some great ... is this supposed to be Castlevania?
ComradeMik: whip the picture
neuroflare: y'all ever listen to contra's music
ComradeMik: see if it has chicken
ButterBall000: Whip the gams
Koshindan: He knifed it first.
tehfewl: find any wall chicken?
matthaus_c: they only blow up if they're red
ThorSokar: red barrels blow up, everyone knows this, I'm on Adam's side
matthaus_c: those barrels were *burgundy*, tyvm
BusTed: Yes.
ComradeMik: fuck
GhostValv: seabatClap
thraximore: hahahaha
empyreon: huhuhuhuu
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
matthaus_c: YES
ThorSokar: A+
matthaus_c: GOT IT
Kramburger: Well done Game Devs
TheWarDoctor8: A+
vellebastet: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
vellebastet: 💯
MegaDosX: Now have at you!
Laserbeaks_Fury: okay, i saw HOMO? and thought the wrost
DAC169: omg, i NEED this game aipOMG aipOMG aipOMG aipOMG aipOMG aipOMG aipOMG aipOMG aipOMG
Raincoast_Bear: Oeuvre le fenetra!
matthaus_c: @Laserbeaks_Fury tbf I still make ecce homo jokes when I dress up in a nice outfit
itmightbemikey: In Doom you keep the keys
Laserbeaks_Fury: These skeleton are definitely using the imp sprite animations from Doom
xantos69: Well this music absolutely slaps.
ComradeMik: we're telling remy you said "fuck you dog"
rihtz_: this Dominaria United Early Release event is looking wild
shurtal: I missed it, did they beat Deezmas or decide they had had enough?
SeaDiegoFC: Pet the dog not whip the dog
BusTed: Fishmen?
Ukon_Cairns: isnt the game itself art? thats a lot of appreciation to be done
ButterBall000: Sewer level!
TheMerricat: chat I remind you this is the DOOM engine.
matthaus_c: ^^^
Zu_o: @TheMerricat time to get it to play on a heart monitor.
saucemaster5000: I'm genuinely stoked now to finish my orders tonight and play this
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Raincoast_Bear: Doom but things can be on top of other things.
ComradeMik: doom without the infinitely tall hitboxes
matthaus_c: gordon ramsay voice where's the WALL CHICKEN
xantos69: Show me those speed run strats!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Okay, we need a new track
saucemaster5000: Been needs chicken like Milla Jovovich in Fifth Element
ThorSokar: :suddenly Gauntlet: Dark Legacy flashback:
Laserbeaks_Fury: like I love Vampire Killer same as anyone
BusTed: Big ol' bat?
neuroflare: @matthaus_c IT'S F(*KING WALL
matthaus_c: my man's playing DOOM Castlevania like it's Thief benginLul
BusTed: yesss
Koshindan: Can you save whenever?
BusTed: Save?
thraximore: FBtouchdown
matthaus_c: YESSSS
GhostValv: tqsClap
thraximore: Jebasted
Raincoast_Bear: Nuggies!
couchboyj: Mmm' wall meat
tehfewl: CHicken Good
UnusuallyLargeMoth: Meat! Shawn Stasiak!
ashtonfpd: i wonder if you can cheese the ghost in the same way
vellebastet: nuggies!
ComradeMik: huehuehue
gibbousm: wall meat, very not weird
itira: classic
Seth_Erickson: 30 yr old btw Kappa
BusTed: seabatSEAL
matthaus_c: *cries in benginButt*
TheMerricat: lol Ben's suffering from horror game complex, he forgot he could save without using tape
Toxxick: This OST slaps
Koshindan: Still better than barrel guy.
Raincoast_Bear: I like big bats and I cannot lie.
Glittert00ts: Whats this mod called?
matthaus_c: bat's got your number
matthaus_c: whip it good?
Kramburger: F
gualdhar: whip it good?
ashtonfpd: f
Mysticman89: time freeze seems strong there
Koshindan: Maybe the axe is on that ledge before the fight?
Raincoast_Bear: Whip it good.
TheAwkes: You must whip it.
TheWarDoctor8: Try the upper deck in the ha;;?
gibbousm: it's really interesting just how much of a difference changing the save system of a game makes
DAC169: but doesn't time freeze usually not work on bosses?
tehfewl: You must Whip it
Koshindan: Wait, have you tried using the door?
itira: knoife!
BusTed: doin' a little peek
Defrost: Can you ganondorf the fireballs?
gundamschwing: Time to break out the laundry basket
matthaus_c: haha stupid bat
MegaDosX: Somehow a better boss fight than the last one in Dinfna
vellebastet: There's some sort of chandelier thing in the middle of the roof
Mysticman89: almost out of ammo juice
BusTed: Orb.
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
Koshindan: Exactly.
Mysticman89: exactly enough ammo
itira: yay!
TheMerricat: So chat this fight is pretty faithful to the original game's version of hte boss
ComradeMik: ORB
thraximore: with zero knives to spare
saucemaster5000: 0 hearts!
GhostValv: seabatClap
eDRoaCH: your last heart
gibbousm: ORB
Nigouki: actual last knife
empyreon: O R B
TheWarDoctor8: Last shot luck!
UnusuallyLargeMoth: LITERALLY as you ran out of hearts
tehfewl: O R B
gabeshoodie: O R B
MegaDosX: Exactsies on the knives needed
gibbousm: lrrCIRCLE
Himyul: Prey Slain
Lithobraker: Wow Ben, zoner much Kappa
UnusuallyLargeMoth: FLAWLESS TECHNIQUE
BusTed: Zero hearts!
saucemaster5000: save?
thraximore: umbraJAM
MegaDosX: Better save again
asthanius: Ooh fresh beat
Catcard: benginDance
kumatsu: I've got BOSS ESSEEEEEENCE
ComradeMik: gdqSpin
gibbousm: I never played this Castlevania. what sub weapons are included?
Himyul: tactical throwing crosses
tehfewl: bad cycle
wildpeaks: gravity, our only weakness
BusTed: Hell yeah.
DAC169: where can we get this? aipOMG
gibbousm: the morning star
ComradeMik: the whip noises change!
ComradeMik: rad
Laserbeaks_Fury: Fall damage is preferable to just dying falling off the screen
matthaus_c: the power of christ compels you!
thraximore: I think it's just bouncing off the wall
Raincoast_Bear: Ben a rang
thraximore: go left
GhostValv: what tthrax said
Laserbeaks_Fury: wall chicken
Defrost: So many items from vampire survivor SMH
ComradeMik: blue key opened the door
matthaus_c: oh shit waddup dusa
asthanius: I can't wait to see Fleamen
BusTed: Wall opened down below?
wildpeaks: :D
BusTed: Cute.
gibbousm: nice
GhostValv: seabatYIKES
thraximore: interesting
itira: hahaha
Kramburger: Uh
asthanius: AVGN?!
tehfewl: Gottem
gibbousm: lrrSPOOP
ThorSokar: hahahaha
ComradeMik: hahaha
TheWarDoctor8: HA!
cmdrelk: Wat
Seth_Erickson: LUL
matthaus_c: GOTEM
Laserbeaks_Fury: okay why was James Rolfe in this game
Nigouki: is that the John Romero bloody head thing?
couchboyj: When Medusa's acting strong, you must whip, heads floating along, you must whip it
asthanius: Classic Adam, knows BST but not AVGN.
GhostValv: internet nerd before
ThorSokar: He still does stuff, and is slightly less angry now-a-days
ComradeMik: bonepillar is reeeeaaaddy
photosinensis: I heard John Romero. I wonder if anyone has ever been "made his bitch".
CanPlayGames: Adam has taste
asthanius: Not judging, just stating the truth
Darleysam: who's Steve Jobs?
thraximore: fell off the map
thraximore: as one does
BusTed: Their brand of humor also kinda fell out of favor.
kumatsu: their schtick aged out
Juliamon: People got tired of "angry youtuber" humor
saucemaster5000: They were, but their audience switch to some seabats fella
Seth_Erickson: faded into obscurity as it goes
ThorSokar: yea, he was before youtube existed
gibbousm: I've heard of them, but don't really know what their content looks like
tehfewl: only so many old video games as well
TheMerricat: they got old and they managed to cancel themselves when the internet didn't take one of the long form jokes wlell
Defrost: They made a pretty bad movie
photosinensis: No, Steve Jobs cofounded Apple with Steve Wozniak. Who's on First, What's on Second, and I Don't Know's on Third.
GhostValv: tqsWTF
CanPlayGames: Yahtzee? The Dice game?
thraximore: yhatzee is eternal
asthanius: Adam, be glad you don't know Nostalgia Critic
SkylerRingtail: Better to fade into obscurity than ignominy
thraximore: yahtzee*
Raincoast_Bear: AVGN is from 16 years ago...
FadedOverseer: making fun of James
ComradeMik: adam has to know zero punctuation at least?
Lyropithic: Styudying the blade?
Defrost: Making lrr videos
Lithobraker: It's wild how Yahtzee has just endured
bearravenson: Adam didn't une the internet until 2018
shurtal: he was studying the blade
CanPlayGames: I kid. Yahteez' audio books are great
kumatsu: out there drinking bottles of port and streaking
matthaus_c: man, Nostalgia Critic is such an unpleasant ass to know about
F1SHOR: ive never heard of any of this
Sanityis0verrated: I was just watching him earlier today
ComradeMik: ZP has gotten less angry lately.
ComradeMik: which is nice
ThorSokar: Probably inspired by OldManMurry like all those guys
gibbousm: Yahtzee was a thing a friend first showed me.
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Sanityis0verrated: evidently ZP still going
photosinensis: OTOH, Lindsey Ellis isn't so bad.
Laserbeaks_Fury: wall on the left of that door
Defrost: Adam were you ever curious what James was filming you for?
gibbousm: didn't Yahtzee and LRR both do content for the same website?
CanPlayGames: Adam only watched the fine content on Lo0adingReadyRun dot com
thraximore: @photosinensis well Lindsay Ellis has left youtube
ComradeMik: i wanted to play the... "games" on newgrounds
Fanklok: Haha yeah the games on New grounds, totally
ARiposte: Graham and Paul used to do crossovers with Yahtzee
thraximore: @ComradeMik hentai can be games
Lithobraker: The LRR vg channel literally reuploaded an old Unskippable with Yahtzee last week
MegaDosX: F
BusTed: Gotta load if you want progress.
photosinensis: @thraximore You mean you don't have a Nebula account?
Laserbeaks_Fury: there was auto saves
matthaus_c: your last save bud
gibbousm: lrrFINE lrrSPOOP
GhostValv: benginO7
thraximore: @photosinensis a what
ComradeMik: @thraximore the game wasn't the bit i wasn't interested in playing, if you know what i'm saying
Sanityis0verrated: The Escapist
kumatsu: Died in the game you're dead in real life now
Mysticman89: the old internet video times of OG lrr, red vs blue, pure pwnage, homestarrunner, all living in places other than youtuber
CanPlayGames: Imagine of LRR still uploaded to their site and not youtube
Koshindan: The autosaves are not chronological?
couchboyj: Axe is the worst except in the cases when it makes a section completely trivial. No in-between
itira: hahaha
asthanius: Meet N' Fuck games were a pillar of Newgrounds @ComradeMik
BusTed: Mind like a steel trap.
thraximore: @ComradeMik no please explain explicitly umbraSmile
BusTed: Holy water was good for some stuff.
saucemaster5000: I loved the cross
gibbousm: I thought Cross was?
matthaus_c: Knives Out, great strategy, great movie
ComradeMik: @thraximore oh sure. I wanted to jerk off to all the anime tiddy games on newgrounds.
asthanius: Lacrosse is fine
kumatsu: one of these candles had the whip upgrade
GhostValv: cross crew seabatClap
thraximore: @ComradeMik based
saucemaster5000: oh yeah, and holy water could ruin certain enemies
F1SHOR: ohh is this castlevania! ive been wondering what we were doing lol
photosinensis: @thraximore It's a place some YouTubers went when they wanted to talk about things too 🌶 for YouTube.
couchboyj: Cross is strong but chews through hearts
ThorSokar: Cross is severely over-powered against the bosses in the OG game, you get multiple hits each throw
matthaus_c: @ComradeMik supremely based
Laserbeaks_Fury: I mean, you could have been throwing 3 horizontally
Defrost: ComradeMik, lets take it down a notch there bud
Mysticman89: newgrounds featured a lot of dress up games
Mysticman89: but ahem
thraximore: @photosinensis surprised I've never heard about it before now
KingTaltia: Axe is actually mental in OG Castlevania, what speedrunners can do with it amaze me. Getting enemies off-screen and stuff. "up and down" are kinda hard to hit in OGvania.
ComradeMik: @Defrost fair. I escalated the bit.
BusTed: That candle was slightly golder than the rest.
BusTed: Hexen
gibbousm: Speedruns of old games are absurd in how they break things
Laserbeaks_Fury: Hexen
photosinensis is using UTF-8 emoji via the IRC gateway through a terminal client
gundamschwing: Hexen was fucking amazing
Kramburger: Oh man Hexen
BusTed: I remember playing that multiplayer a lot.
KeytarCat: For every [number] of candles broken without getting hit, you get a whip upgrade in the original, iirc
gibbousm: remember to Save
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Hexen 2's great
kumatsu: it's all about Strife
Drathak: we always played halo1 multiplayer on the pc
El_Funko: HeXen™ was a rad video game
Lithobraker: People are still uploading games made in flash to new grounds.
kumatsu: I'd def try Hexen
packattack619: I loved Heretic
MegaDosX: What the hell was that
JusticeJuice: Rise of the Triad?
goombalax: I'm unreasonably upset that these are called Boomer Shooters and that its very catchy
El_Funko: It'll be on GOG for sure
Kramburger: You could be a Demon Lady in the Expansion
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: yeah, Hexen 2 has a good sourceport
asthanius: Hexen was 90's
El_Funko: Heretic was the first one, Hexen was 2nd and more polished
wildpeaks: GOG versoin might work version if they have it, they're known for patching old games
GhostValv: rott is goated
matthaus_c: what asthanius said
itmightbemikey: Hexen 2 is FPS, Heretic 2 is Third Person
Rift_goose: Hexen was DOOM engine
Defrost: Adam time for the next LRR lan!
KingTaltia: @MegaDosX an Angry Video Game Nerd reference.
Nenluen: i loved hexen, heretic, hexen 2 and heretic 2
Critterbot: That was James Rolfe, the angry video game nerd.
itmightbemikey: Hexen 1 and Heretic 1 are in the Doom engine
matthaus_c: ooooh BLOOD was choice
kumatsu: yooooo Blood
saucemaster5000: Anyone remember Forsaken 64?
DistractedMOSFET: Man I missed out on the nope boys playing a doom mod
kumatsu: Blood on Nope?
Lithobraker: Didn't phill Spencer say that he wants to do a hexen sequel when Microsoft gets the ip from actiblizzi
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Heretic and Hexen were on a modified Doom engine, Hexen 2 was quake 1 engine
Nenluen: hexen and hexen 2 had classes
gibbousm: Ben has a younger brother?
matthaus_c: Blood maybe not, but I would *kill* for DUSK on Nope
ComradeMik: didn't alex play blood at some point?
MegaDosX: @KingTaltia Ah, so that's where he came up earlier, I was AFK and missed the first one
asthanius: Blood doesn't age well, it dries pretty fast
gundamschwing: Now that you've beaten the Boshy again, Adam, do you get to beat Myst next?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Blood aged great, it also got a recent rerelease
thraximore: @asthanius 🥁
dumbo3k: Chrisgineering?
matthaus_c: ah, Chris H. Gineering
Toxxick: "Johnson, whats this from the IT print out? You logged a high score on Blood last night at 9pm? Did you put that on your time sheet?"
TheMerricat: Hexen 2 on GOG comes prepakage with the stuff necessary to get it to run on a modern computer if you get it Adam
asthanius: Don't dox your brother like this
Ferisar: this game sounds up your alley
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Blood: Fresh Supply
matthaus_c: @Ferisar this
KingTaltia: @dumbo3k Same joke/name I was gonna go with XD
gibbousm: you just radiate so much youngest child energy
ComradeMik: also, time for new save?
DAC169: when did you last save?
Koshindan: Also called Doomclones.
Mysticman89: the shooter games that boomers play
TheWarDoctor8: DOOMer shooter
KingTaltia: Doomclones is what I know 'em by
a_pidgeon: Wolfendooms
matthaus_c: Doomclones are what actual boomers call them
MegaDosX: Just because you're a fetus doesn't mean you can call them Boomer Shooter's Ben :p
asthanius: 2 Hexen 2 Furious
jdragon272: Medusa Heads
ThorSokar: It's still good
TheWarDoctor8: SotN on Nope?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: if we're recommending stuff to Adam, ULTRAKILL is a very strong choice
Koshindan: That would be a good horror game for Let's Nope.
Kramburger: I played through SotN this year, it holds up pretty well
ComradeMik: I tried playing SOTN on mobile.
saucemaster5000: SotN mostly holds up, played it last year
BusTed: Another gold candle.
ComradeMik: That was a mistake
Rift_goose: Play castlevania they are horror themedish
Ferisar: yeah dusk, ultrakill
F1SHOR: ive only ever played 2d castlevanias and the fighting game
jdragon272: I’m a huge Castlevania fan
Ferisar: both good
gibbousm: I don't know if Castlevania is lrrSPOOP enough for Let's Nope
thraximore: nor is it June
KingTaltia: Can you change that on stream? I'd kill to see Adam play SotN for the first time.
Darleysam: could make Ben play Blasphemous for a modern Castlevania?
LurkerSpine: Isn't pride month June?
thraximore: oh no, your joke
thraximore: LUL
Ferisar: yo blasphemous is sick
MegaDosX: Your joke died like Ben just died
asthanius: Still works because corporations don't know
jdragon272: Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow is my personal favorite - on Nintendo DS
DistractedMOSFET: corporations, the natural enemy of queer people
itira: ya fucked it Savidan
Zath_: Found the fake gay
matthaus_c: New Blood is doing so great at new boomer shooters
saucemaster5000: you applauded on the WRONG MONTH??? Oh no, they'll escape!
matthaus_c: didn't they also publish Amid Evil?
KingTaltia: @DistractedMOSFET I thought that was the government?
BusTed: rayfkWelp
kumatsu: joke was good enough for governemtn work
F1SHOR: i actually wouldnt mind seeing adam play the castlevania fighting game lol
thraximore: muda muda muda
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @matthaus_c yep, which is also great!
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
Laserbeaks_Fury: I always thought it should be August since Pride comes before the Fall. Kappa
TheWarDoctor8: Yeha there is
ThorSokar: There is, for the Wii
DAC169: it was on Wii
ThorSokar: I have it
KingTaltia: Yes and I ALSO would be down to watch that!
gundamschwing: It's called Soul Calibur 2
frunkyman: there was a WHAT
itmightbemikey: There absolutely is and the character designs are batshit hilarious
ButterBall000: Oh shit I have this
jdragon272: Yes — Castlevania Judgment
KeytarCat: CTS?
tipulsar85: Didn't know that there was a Castlevania WAD for Doom...
jdragon272: On Wii
F1SHOR: i still load it up on my wii sometimes lol its alot :P
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Ferisar: just play castlevania
matthaus_c: y'all really need to check out DUSK, Ultrakill and Amid Evil
ComradeMik: Lord of Shadows?
KingTaltia: Dunno about controls. Story is rad though
edolnx: Hey Adam, it looks like this is the Hexen2 source port you want to do multiplayer on a modern system: https://github.com/sezero/uhexen2
Kramburger: You did one a few years back that was pretty fun
ThorSokar: Isn't that Crossing the Streams?
Pharmacistjudge: I would tune into that
Simriel: Is this a mod?
a_pidgeon: Judgment has some bangers in the soundtrack
couchboyj: Watch + Play VERSUS
LurkerSpine: ooh, it's by the makers of bloody roar and dnf duel
DAC169: did it play like the Bleach fighter on Wii?
jdragon272: It connects to the DS game “Castlevania - Order of Ecclesia”
GhostValv: only if you start with Techromancer
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @LurkerSpine Duke Nukem got a fighting game?
gibbousm: I don't see why LRR can't have a fighters block
thraximore: what's the name of that one game where you play as vampires with gun controllers and you clear out a vampire castle
tipulsar85: The art for Castlevania Judgement was done by Death Note's artist.
ashmedai127: this version of castlevania is interesting, which system was this on?
gibbousm: It just needs a good name
Ferisar: there's always just replaying rondo of blood
F1SHOR: i wonder if not a fighting game stream but a fighting game prerecorded show :P (not bias at all)
jdragon272: Super Castlevania IV back on Super Nintendo
Zu_o: You've heard of doom on calculators and pregnancy pens. Wait till you see that they got Doom to run on Lets Nope™
Pharmacistjudge: i'm all spooled up
Toxxick: SPEED OF HEAT
ashmedai127: thank you @jdragon272
KingTaltia: I'd just imagine it'd be an actual "Get into fighting games" stream headed by Adam.
Mysticman89: you aint nothing but a whisky delta
El_Funko: Is Corki still an AD hero or is he a bomb wizard now
Toxxick: Im on it blackshoe!
jdragon272: @ashmedai127 no - I was saying another one —- this is a DOOM hackn
ComradeMik: the back of one of those pillars had likely chicken
matthaus_c: my brother in christ this is chickenless behaviour
BusTed: seabatHITBOX
Toxxick: @El_Funko Hes a mixed damamge mid
couchboyj: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
jdragon272: Using the same game engine as Doom
gibbousm: save
Fanklok: Corki was voiced by some farmer (or something similiar) that has no idea what League of Legends is
Toxxick: @El_Funko you cant itemize against him cause he does magic and phys dmg
Laserbeaks_Fury: f5 usually
DistractedMOSFET: Setting up Doom for multiplayer can be an ordeal.
jdragon272: Of course - the music to Castlevania game so s always fantastic
jdragon272: Is
jdragon272: Even to see Monsters of all kinds from Movies and Mytholgoy
ComradeMik: there's a pillar in that middle platform that looks like it has chicken.
matthaus_c: SO fast
BusTed: Good times.
thraximore: cheers boys!
GhostValv: seabatClap
Drathak: SeemsGood
fonicbelt: lrrSHINE
Tangsm: It was a handsome time.
LurkerSpine: castlevania judgement :p
vellebastet: seabatClap
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream
saucemaster5000: Fortnite
matthaus_c: FAITH
F1SHOR: thanks for good stream getting me through work :)
ThorSokar: that was such a nice breath of fresh air after that turd taco
gibbousm: Madison has my vote
vellebastet: Thanks for streaming! lrrHEART lrrHEART
emboar2235: what say pokemon snakewood, a zombie pokemon rom hack?
Rift_goose: The mortuary assistant has my vote!
GhostValv: benginO7
Going_Medium: That was a handsome stream. Thanks!
DAC169: Mortuary Assistant! aipOMG
GhostValv: seabatClap
jdragon272: I’m off - good night
ThorSokar: what PoE builds you trying out?
ComradeMik: adam is my early morning watch
gibbousm: Pokemon horror
BusTed: G'niiiiight!
Orxolon: thanks for the stream!
ARiposte: Does anyone else remember an FPS, maybe hexen era, where the gimick was you turned into different forms? floating eyebal monster, catman, stone giant, etc?
Pharmacistjudge: later
ComradeMik: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
LaconicLad: I just got here. Good stream.
Phailhammer: cya :)
matthaus_c: bye stinky youtube
xantos69: Cheer50 Bites!
SnackPak_: fuck em
GhostValv: D:
Kramburger: FUCK YOUTUBE
itira: oh mmmmmmy
SeaDiegoFC: Fuck yeah
matthaus_c: youtubers worse than dinfna
ComradeMik: yeah fuck you future me on youtube
TheWarDoctor8: Fuck, myself?
xantos69: Don't threaten me with a good time.
LurkerSpine: wow violence
Mysticman89: and thats when you make the highlight reel instead
F1SHOR: WAIT! im usually a youtuber! is this what they do all the time!
YawnLance: Youtube viewers have big dumpers, huh?
a_pidgeon: Please don't fuck me in my big dumb booty cheekies
DAC169: stinger on the Youtube vid aipLUL
Darleysam: Hey wait, I'm watching this on Youtube right now!
matthaus_c: horniest game since Hades
Pharmacistjudge: sigh, pharmacy shift is almost over and i kinda dread it because that means it's late night workout time
LurkerSpine: fucking sick is what it is
BusTed: Puzzle platform speedrunny
LithelyUnshod: Famous ska band Big umb Booty cheekies
ThorSokar: it VERY pretty
gibbousm: mirrors edge
matthaus_c: tricks you into learning speedrunning, too
matthaus_c: yep!
Lyropithic: It looks super neat
BusTed: You can use them for guns or extra movement.
BusTed: is beej?
Mysticman89: beej is a nebulous concept
empyreon: is Beej?
matthaus_c: fancy that.
gualdhar: Beej is our imagination run wild
Spacecarl: Beej is beyond knowing
GhostValv: lrrSPOOP
BusTed: 🥐
bearravenson: Experience Beej?
SnackPak_: you have to tell me if you're a Beej
DAC169: AFK kitykaAww
Glittert00ts: Any Dom United stuff on your personal streams this week?
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gibbousm: Beejdrop hasn't spread far enough to turn you all. Not just yet.
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
matthaus_c: @SnackPak_ you should tell me. I'm you.
LurkerSpine: hell yeah
GhostValv: januar1Think
ThorSokar: FBtouchdown EAT THE RICH FBtouchdown
Orxolon: i tried to sub for the 1st time,idk if i did it right
KWardJenx: Was only a matter of time I guess...
Pharmacistjudge: Guile team
bearravenson: Yuh!
Dog_of_Myth: Guile Time
matthaus_c: Guile's Theme
BusTed: McGillicuddy
Pharmacistjudge: so Guile and charlie...and...umm...
gualdhar: guillotine the rich, then eat them
DAC169: like... full-sized guillotine? aipS
BusTed: FamilyMan
Spacecarl: Thats gonna be good
couchboyj: This is A+ outro music for Lets Nope
matthaus_c: gonna watch episode 2 right after this
Pharmacistjudge: are we zombie or necrodancer?
matthaus_c: the DLC rules
ThorSokar: are you ever mad with yourself for a decision your past-self made in-game?
Dog_of_Myth: New Shovel Knight as well coming out
Glittert00ts: Darkest Dungeon + Slay
Darleysam: it's Slay the Spire/Darkest Dungeon with co-op
GhostValv: januar1Think
SeaDiegoFC: Co-Op slay the spire
Glittert00ts: With Coop
Zath_: I've played it
Kadew_C: my husband played it, he found it unimpressive
itira: seabatApp
GhostValv: januar1Showit
matthaus_c: you can only get this man so aroused
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matthaus_c: horses aren't even real
Juliamon: The Horseless August ends!
itira: SeemsGood its a good shirt
MegaDosX: Imagine if they just let the credits roll and just rabbited on about something unrelated to the subs :p
Orxolon: now i have a job and can support,happy to do so
matthaus_c: nice
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
GhostValv: nice
MegaDosX: Nice-adjacent bits
MegaDosX: See ya later you handsome boys!
matthaus_c: another week another DOOM-bloon
LurkerSpine: or get the chair repaired
Orxolon: thanks for the stream!
ThorSokar: that's the physical comedy chair
KWardJenx: Nite!
BusTed: benginCry
itira: BYE! thanks for streaming!
matthaus_c: that's fair
MegaDosX: Joke's on you, you can't get rid of me now
Orxolon: g night everybody!!
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care