KeytarCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Foward (Serge is in the Play it Forward hot seat checking out Cult of the Lamb! Game: Cult of the Lamb) at Sat 01:00 PM PDT (11m from now).
ExachixKitsune: #NotACult
TehAmelie: !findquote butts
LRRbot: Quote #1263: "I need you to butt dive again you idiot" โ€”beej [2015-12-14]
KeytarCat: We don't like sacrifices, but we do like eldritch blessings and religious fasting!
beowuuf: #ActuallyFactuallyTotallyACult #NotACult
TehAmelie: we as a society probably really need some kind of #notacult teachings that will actually be meaningful to anyone in a cult
ExachixKitsune: !findquote cult
LRRbot: Quote #7074: "Although, isn't any Bedroom a cult room when you think about it?" โ€”TQ [2020-07-26]
TehAmelie: the first rule of bein in a cult, nobody except maybe the founder can ever believe it is a cult
KeytarCat: Thanks, TQ
TXC2: Hello Everybody
KeytarCat: @TehAmelie I like the idea of letting everyone have therapy so they don't fall for the familiarity of abusive relationships as hard
beowuuf: sergeHi
KeytarCat: @TXC2 hayo!
TehAmelie: TQ will always tell it to ya straight
TXC2: hello beowuuf and KeytarCat
ExachixKitsune: Heyy TXC2
TXC2: hello ExachixKitsune
TehAmelie: L Ron Hubbard has been recorded saying if he ever went totally morally bankrupt, he would just write himself a religion catching up conservatives in the US
LoadingReadyRun: hello!
TehAmelie: but hey, let's get into fictional cults!
LoadingReadyRun: good afternoon fellow faithful
TehAmelie: hello citizen Serge
beowuuf: weird, twitch glitched hard there for me
TXC2: hello Serge
beowuuf: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG seabatClap
LoadingReadyRun: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
beowuuf: \ lrrGOAT /
SmithKurosaki: Welcome to #notacult. Please grab your complementary sergeHeart and meet in the sergeCanal
TehAmelie: if yore glitches cannae be fixed by pressing ctrl-F5, there may be no hope for ye
KeytarCat: @SmithKurosaki Hiii~ PotFriend
LoadingReadyRun: a canal for every member, a coffee for every canal
SmithKurosaki: @KeytarCat PotFriend Greetings :3
KeytarCat: Canals *of* coffee
beowuuf: while it is advisable to listen to sarah, we cannot guarantee the attention of the leader in this regard :p
Barb4rian: lrrSIG lrrARROWS lrrSIG
SmithKurosaki: Are we willing to reattempt twitch integration today, or is that just right out now?
TehAmelie: i may have mixed up at least two brogues in that one message
TXC2: a smile on every lips, and a coffee in every hand #NotACult
accountmadeforants: If we do try Twitch integration, it might just be worth it to not turn on the Totem bit
TehAmelie: but i regret nothing
Cavemanhar: benginDance benginDance
beowuuf: i think three strikes and it's out is a good rule?
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
LoadingReadyRun: we're just gonna drop the integration unfortunately, too buggie
TXC2: ^
Laurence72: lrrSIG lrrSIG
LoadingReadyRun: i REALLY tried
SmithKurosaki: @accountmadeforants Yea, I was thinking it might be better if no totem for a bit
LoadingReadyRun: beyond the ol college try too
beowuuf: integration is not worth streamer unhappiness. glory to the moderator cult! :D
TXC2: you sure did Serge
SmithKurosaki: @LoadingReadyRun Totally understand :)
TemporallyAwry: Oh hey, didn't know this was coming up. Neat PrideCheers
TXC2: here we GO!
beowuuf: tried like three times, that's more tries than i give anything in my life :p
Mischievous_Catgeist: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
beowuuf: sergeHi
TXC2: Hello Serge
Laurence72: All hail!
kaffeetrinken89: Hello, other Serge.
frnknstn: I'm on time for my worship duties!
TehAmelie: [cult/not a cult paradigm intensifies]
ExachixKitsune: Remember; GREETINGS MORTALS is a gender-neutral greeting!
Sarah_Serinde: #NotACult
tolchuk123 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 11 months!
tolchuk123: Keeping the cult strong
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beowuuf: and poop
joallthedogs: perfectly ordinary sergeCrimes lrrFRUMP
TehAmelie: shalom, mortals
TemporallyAwry: Yup, that's certainly a content warning PrideLaugh
beowuuf: look, unless you are a vampire, you gotta poop.
Laurence72: I'm okay with human sacrifice as long as I'm not the sacrficee?
ExachixKitsune: sure
Dread_Pirate_Westley: There are THREE false gods.
Greyah: Oh hey hello, there's this guy called SergeYager that told me to come over here to watch this.
Mischievous_Catgeist: sergeOffByOne
SmithKurosaki: Did Serge ask Adam about Vampire digestive systems?
terracottageek: one true god? Caffine?
ritchards: How is this Not Cult going?
beowuuf: @Greyah sounds like a great person and not an obvious cult leader, welcome!
TXC2: "the following show contains strong launguage, scenes of a sexual nature, and poop that some viewers my find upsetting"
TXC2: !patreon
LRRbot: 2703 patrons for a total of $20,620.89 per month.
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Serge is back for more Cult of the Lamb on this afternoons Play it Forward! Yesterdays going online photo was A+, so figured weโ€™d run it back, but thereโ€™s always room for improvement! ๐Ÿ“ท ||
TXC2: !store
LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun has a store! You can buy T-shirts, playmats, Qwerpline and Road Quest official merch, and much more! Check out for the full catalog.
terracottageek: caffeine*
chaostreader: I think this game technically doesnโ€™t involve human sacrifice, just sentient being sacrifice, which is probably just as bad.
stizzet subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 30 months!
stizzet: I share my sub with the one true Serge! (not snerge)
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TXC2: !ytmember
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TehAmelie: Dear Dr Serge, if somebody had bo idea what this game is about, how would you introduce it?
TemporallyAwry: PrideWave also hi over there Youtube, how's the future treating ya'?
RocknGrohlNerd: hello #notacult chat
TehAmelie: no idea, too
kusinohki: I'm reminded of a church that bought an old high school and converted classrooms into dorms and held service in the gym. A lot of ppl thought it was a cult. I was present for a sermon that kept repeating "we're not a cult" ...
Mischievous_Catgeist: #baah
ExachixKitsune: baa
TemporallyAwry: Try the Pie lrrSPOOP
m_logan2000: one of us
Piratical_tendancies: Baaa!
beowuuf: # b a a h
TXC2: I mean we have "As is tradition"
LiveFaust: AJONY
Juliamon: Belopa?
LordZarano: 4 false gods on the wall, 4 false gods on the wall. Stab one down, steal its heart. 3 false gods on the wall
TehAmelie: a cult is at least 50% like a workshop, right
SmithKurosaki: But, sergeCanal
beowuuf: a s i s b a a a d i t i o n
ExachixKitsune: A cult is like improv
terracottageek: Wait Lrr isn't a cult???
Veggiekeks subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 41 months!
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SK__Ren: #NotAGoodCult?
JakeKamas: Bahh?
RocknGrohlNerd: "why do they all like poo"
beowuuf: @ExachixKitsune yes, and get in the sacrifice area
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Baa Ram Ewe.
TXC2: it'll come to us
Laurence72: Make mine a double shot?
Tandtroll_OG: Ah I see itโ€™s not at all a cult
MousseFilledCat subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 95 months!
MousseFilledCat: Iโ€™m an innocent lamb ready to joking this group of like-minded individuals #notacult
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KeytarCat: may the One Who Waits embrace you
m_logan2000: "borrowing"
kainboa subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months!
kainboa: #notacult
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KaleidoscopeMind: not a cult... yet
Mischievous_Catgeist: #sheepNoise
ExachixKitsune: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
MousseFilledCat: Ugh, autocorrectโ€” should be โ€œjoinโ€
TehAmelie: Little Demon is an extremely good cartoon, i just wanna put that out there, even though its entire brand is pretty much anti-cultish
LiveFaust: Can #NotACult be the response?
TheThirdTail: Ooooh, a Play it Sergeward
KeytarCat: The one who bides abides
BusTed: Hey all.
ameliette: "good baah-dings"?
SK__Ren: The Bleating will continue until morale improves
kimmibeans: Huzzah!
MidoriTamago: notthatCult notthatCult notthatCult notthatCult notthatCult
ritchards: Did you work out Twitch integration?
degenfrom_upcountry: Welcome, Sibling.
beowuuf: @SK__Ren sergeJustRight
kusinohki: "thank you for subscribing, here are your ceremonial emotes" ??
Landstradd: That is PRECISELY what a cult would say though
duckace11: I just like the idea of welcome to the notacult and then chat says "your latte is ready"
TXC2: an fish
RocknGrohlNerd: fair
joallthedogs: #fishgang
TehAmelie: if they literally say it's" not a cult", the odds that it is a cult is like 80%
SmithKurosaki: FISHGANG
tolchuk123: as a dudiest priest I will abide
ExachixKitsune: TehAmelie : I can tell you with certainty that this is a cult
stizzet: lmao this is one of the most Serge games ever
beowuuf: "welcome to notacult" "coffee is at the baaa-ck?"
degenfrom_upcountry: Welcome, Sibling.
Juliamon: incidentally, ritchards if you want to be one of the cultists discord mods are welcome :)
Spades_Slicc: My "Not a Cult" T-shirt is raising a lot of questions answered by the shirt
Tandtroll_OG: Ooo wasnt octopus for the quest?
ritchards: Not being a cult explains the cult
JakeKamas: I kinda like that
TXC2: "is this the cult?" "we're not a cult, we're a community based around an individual" "this is the place"
beowuuf: @ExachixKitsune so therefore, it's so obviously a cult, it must NOT be a cult!
captinhazmat: it's not a cult. it's a social gathering lol.
SnackPak_: the first rule of #NotACult is it's not a cult
Sarah_Serinde: People keep asking questions about my #NotACult that are already clearly answered by the name #NotACult
tolchuk123: maby something with coffee
TemporallyAwry: "Don't make it weird" - is also a good introduction ;p
stizzet: hi @joallthedogs
Laurence72: No fleecing of members here!
duckace11: to be fair how many NotAcults did you start in Civ?
Procrastronauts subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 89 months!
Procrastronauts: I dunno, seems a bit culty to me
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joallthedogs: @stizzet hello!
frnknstn: Our organisation's name is raising a lot of questions already answered by our organisation's name
BrindleBoar: I like the inclusivity versus brother/sister but it is somehow creepier
RocknGrohlNerd: serge demonstrated #notacult loop, does he win cults? I mean notcults,
SK__Ren: Fish or Man?
TheThirdTail: Fish or Man?
beowuuf: do fish have false noses and moustaches? i think not!
KeytarCat: Welcome, friend. May the One Who Waits look never upon you
laundreydhull: say welcome.... C H I L D, lrrSERGE
Lord_Byron47 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 57 months!
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Malvolti subscribed at Tier 1.
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TXC2: like kid or squid
RocknGrohlNerd: @TheThirdTail or a dancer?
josh___something: Hello friends, how's the #NotACult going?
TemporallyAwry: False Nose? Is that not a fin?
TXC2: hello josh___something welcome
accountmadeforants: Welcome subscriber, you have subscribed to cult facts! Did you know that #NotACult is not a cult?
kusinohki: I don't know "the wellerman" song well enough to do a "fisherman song"
josh___something: !unsubscribe cultfacts
Mcgwee: sorry great lamb leader, I can't partake in today's totally normal non cult activities
Sarah_Serinde: Uh huh
seanalpurvis: unless you count it being cultured
TehAmelie: my T-shirt "Cult of the Lamb is #NotACult" is posing SO many questions that are already answered by my shirt
joallthedogs: Welcome follower, grab a shovel! lrrGARBO
beowuuf: lrrWOW when did we replace notacult leader serge with an imposter?
accountmadeforants: @josh___something You have subscribed to #NotACult facts! Did you know that Serge is a great and benevolent leader?
stizzet: see chat, Serge is trying to be a better #notacult leader
TemporallyAwry: !findquote capitalism
LRRbot: Quote #6513: "You know what is the most messed up thing of all? Capitalism." โ€”Matt Griffiths [2019-10-23]
KeytarCat: Because we fish so much, we could be called the Lamb of Cod
seanalpurvis: first we drink the coffee, then we make the prayers, then we do the things
YeetTheRich_: money first, then banana
Mischievous_Catgeist: is our response give serge the money ?
josh___something: Cash first, then banana XD
TehAmelie: Capitalism IS the msot messed up thing
beowuuf: @KeytarCat sergeCrimes sergePun
ExachixKitsune: honestly, the town mechanics are so close to making me buy the game
BITs19_: I just saw that this game has twitch integration, is Serge playing with that?
Sarah_Serinde: bi
joallthedogs: Thanks, Me!
Sarah_Serinde: BITs19_ Nope, it's borked
BrindleBoar: gotta get that pooshack
seanalpurvis: an outhouse seems necessary
accountmadeforants: @BITs19_ He tried, the totem thing caused permanent notifications clogging the left side of the screen.
BITs19_: @Sarah_Serinde darn, thanks for answering!
josh___something: @bits19_ tried first stream, mega broke
beowuuf: "welcome to notacult" "serge Is listening"
TehAmelie: do we have to pee in the outhouse? that's not very camp living
Sarah_Serinde: We tried real hard yesterday to make the Twitch integration work properly
TXC2: the poopshack is a little old place you can empty your bowels at, poopshack baby!
ritchards: and the sermon is...
joallthedogs: @TXC2 sergeJustRight
ritchards: !badadvice
LRRbot: Obey.
seanalpurvis: curse of The horde for the win
ritchards: LRRbot on point!
Sarah_Serinde: That seems like perfectly good advice to me :D
tolchuk123: I'm having internet issues so I will have to watch on the vods
beowuuf: but lrrbot, that's good advice
josh___something: Yeah, I hadn't seen the totem contribution point redemption until the streamer got a shrine... perhaps that's why
TXC2: joallthedogs thank you
Laurence72: We all flock to hear you!
RocknGrohlNerd: i feel like "poop" will be a part of our cult catchphrase
TalpTheScot: inspire - serge, intimidate - snerge
seanalpurvis: firing to watch you intimidate people
jchinnock subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 73 months!
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Spades_Slicc: Welcome to the what now?
ExachixKitsune: <message deleted>We need to gloss over the poop
beowuuf: please bag your poop to mke it easier for leader serge to collect it later
TehAmelie: are you, though?
RocknGrohlNerd: dang it
joallthedogs: It's an important part of our chores.
ExachixKitsune: <message deleted>lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Of course, no poop. That's why they have to clean it up.
beowuuf: jason!
TXC2: #NotAPoop
TemporallyAwry: Welcome ot the Cult, wash your hands!
Plasterboard: Time for the Sergemon! Bow down all you heathens!
jonnykefka: Are we rushing for the janitor station and the outhouse?
kimmibeans: I feel like we now need a poop counter
fran0258 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 8 months!
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Laurence72: No shittalking, understood
accountmadeforants: You have unsubscribed to cults, thank you for subscribing to #NotACult!
LordZarano: A little poop, as a treat?
TehAmelie: "shalom" always works
DeM0nFiRe: What if we say "But [username]. you've always been here"
Mischievous_Catgeist: '
beowuuf: \ lrrGOAT /
ExachixKitsune: <message deleted>The Line
seanalpurvis: you should say, you are here.
Mischievous_Catgeist: #Washyourhands
xerjen: Something something poop
beowuuf: The LIne
duckace11: what about Here is your reward card
degenfrom_upcountry: Welcome, Sibling.
joallthedogs: Grab a shovel
JakeKamas: The line
KeytarCat: Welcome to your forever home
Tandtroll_OG: As has been foretold?
Plasterboard: "Hail Sponsors!"
Cavemanhar: Bah
laundreydhull: gawsh, your cult tempts me now lrrSERGE
beauxdeigh: Welcome to the cult. Enjoy a free shovel for no reason.
Spades_Slicc: "I see the Line"
jchinnock: Off By One! Off By One!
ExachixKitsune: <message deleted>Grab a shovel is very good
kimmibeans: Welcome! Please remember to pick up your poo :)
Cavemanhar: off by one
TheAwkes: The Greater Good
YeetTheRich_: the first rule of the cult is that it's not a cult
beowuuf: Off By One Of Us!
Sarah_Serinde: So will one of our next followers be Jo?
Ravynn: sergeOffByOne is an excellent line
CururuGuasu: โ€œEverybody poops!โ€
Orxolon: Lambert!!
Greyah: I actually like the line "And now we say the line!" a lot. That'll get people real confused.
duckace11: *hands in air* JO
Plasterboard: @beowuuf very nice :)
josh___something: Welcome to our Not-cult, you're here forever
stizzet: "you've been concealed"
leoevans631 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 100 months, currently on a 53 month streak!
leoevans631: 100!
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seanalpurvis: your first cup of coffee and your first use of the outhouse is absolutely free
dewrules235: Vealcome
Cavemanhar: Canal
Sarah_Serinde: Can't do that, sorry Serge
laundreydhull: You should take more boss roles in crapshots more often... LUL lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
joallthedogs: sounds reasonable
RocknGrohlNerd: @leoevans631 the one year :D nice
TehAmelie: you can't spell consecrate without several of the letters of EITHER consent or create
Sarah_Serinde: (Don't volunteer people btw, chat)
TXC2: ^
ritchards: Discord mod here... happy to join as long it is Not A Cult
beowuuf: @TehAmelie :D
Tandtroll_OG: Jonis kind of an honorary mod?
TemporallyAwry: You know your #NotACult is doing great when the members are doing their own recruitment. PrideLaugh
CastleOtranto: Hundo p
Sarah_Serinde: Serge wants permission, so we're not going by folks just lurking in the list of viewers
Tandtroll_OG: Jo is*
Dread_Pirate_Westley: And by join the cult, Serge, of course means perfectly normal non-cult organization.
laundreydhull: 100 sub cult joiner?!
ExachixKitsune: <message deleted>"here's your shovel" is very good
Mischievous_Catgeist: here is your shovel
JakeKamas: I like both of those
joallthedogs: welcome to the #notacult
ritchards: animal: rabbit
LordZarano: ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐‹๐ข๐ง๐ž
beowuuf: The Line
seanalpurvis: welcome. your first indoctrination will occur at the outhouse
josh___something: XD
SnackPak_: lrrWOW that's a lot of pressure
TemporallyAwry: "Here's Your Shovel" has some wild implications that'll continue to be relevant LuvOops
TehAmelie: lambsona
RocknGrohlNerd: "the line" is more sinister and not at all cult-like
ExachixKitsune: <message deleted>"ritchards, as part of joining the cult, I need you to pick your fursona"
TXC2: your cultsona
ritchards: yay!
wizzo1138: Call: "This is not a cult." Response: "I am not a cultist."
joallthedogs: wow
laundreydhull: wut the- @lordzarano @beowuuf how are you doing that?
degenfrom_upcountry: lol@ fursona
Tandtroll_OG: Clubsona
ritchards: it me!
seanalpurvis: congratulations. you have completed one of the seven deadly sins
beowuuf: ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐‹๐ข๐ง๐ž
TheElrad: Serge, they clearly are a Bunny, not a Sloth
Manae: Ritchards volunteering to be tomorrow's sacrifice it seems
TXC2: #TheLine
RocknGrohlNerd: *the line*
joallthedogs: ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐‹๐ข๐ง๐ž
JakeKamas: ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐‹๐ข๐ง๐ž
laundreydhull: @seanalpurvis #compleated
josh___something: Those traits sounds like prime sacrifice candidates :p
TehAmelie: "hmm what if we just pretended to get recruited by the cult, in a really showy and jokey live stream"
joallthedogs: sergeOffByOne
TehAmelie: -every cult
seanalpurvis: LOL
Plasterboard: hot bunking in this enclave
ExachixKitsune: <message deleted>TฬถฬŽฬˆฬhฬธฬŠฬˆฬฤ›ฬตฬ… ฬดฬ€อLฬตฬปฬฝรฎฬตฬวนฬตอŽeฬดฬ‹ฬ
beowuuf: @laundreydhull the font? i copied zarano's text :p
ExachixKitsune: yeah that's fair
Juliamon: Maybe don't... do some of the more elaborate ones
seanalpurvis: John cultrain
Sarah_Serinde: LRRbot purges weird characters to prevent spam
SK__Ren: Did you say Poop everywhere?
Laurence72: We won't poop everywhere... just most places
SK__Ren: On it boss
seanalpurvis: those nom sounds are terrifying
TheElrad: hey now, some of it is also vomit :p
TXC2: please never say that again in that tone Serge :p
TheAwkes: Eat and don't. Poop everywhere.
beowuuf: Is ๐”—๐”ฅ๐”ข ๐”๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”ข acceptable?
Sarah_Serinde: Hey Serge did you know there's a second follower waiting for you?
joallthedogs: that's very fancy
xerjen: This #NotACult seems like a lot of work
Sarah_Serinde: Ahh got it
Alger_Waterlow: Hello
stizzet: game sub title - Eat, Inspire, Poop
beowuuf: @Sarah_Serinde i mean serge half listening to you is still more than yesterday :p
TehAmelie: for true-true, though, i know LRR wouldn't get into a real cult simply because the members are continuously exposed to chat
beowuuf: nm :D
Spades_Slicc: Not a Cult => Nullt
KeytarCat: Totally providing for their needs without expectation of repayment
Sarah_Serinde: @Sarah_Serinde *grumble*
ExachixKitsune: meanwhile they are kept in indoctrination purgatory
excalgold: It's just a commune of like minded individuals
beowuuf: !acult
seanalpurvis: cult limbo is terrifying. rescue them
kimmibeans: The inspiration dance is freaking adorable
Laurence72: It's a Casual, Unimportant, Loving Tribe!
TehAmelie: hashtag blame James
foopoiuyt: Extort ice cream?
seanalpurvis: don't put the poop in the bed
stizzet: right Kimmi? I want it as an emote lol
DarkMorford: Good afternoon, cult #NotALeader Serge and friends! How's the game going? Kappa
beowuuf: in game or irl...?
Plasterboard: "unprocessed fertilizer"
xerjen: Don't poop into the bushes where your leader can't find it. Poop directly in front of their house
Mischievous_Catgeist: poop
Sarah_Serinde: tqsAngel
TXC2: hello DarkMorford welcome
kimmibeans: I mean, at least Sarah had the audacity to be embarrassed
TheElrad: does James actually know that he was lucky enough to join the not cult?
SquareDotCube: no outhouse?
beowuuf: @DarkMorford going good, we have the line we say once someone joins the cult now
BusTed: When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.
seanalpurvis: thought they were giving you fertilizer as an offering
degenfrom_upcountry: just don't feed them, forehead
azurite_d: they're enjoying a man's romance
TXC2: !addquote (Serge) [now] Don't make me pray away your butts away again.
LRRbot: New quote #8208: "Don't make me pray away your butts away again." โ€”Serge [2022-09-03]
jonnykefka: the outhouse has...limitations
YeetTheRich_: good quote
DarkMorford: I've just put some delicious banana nut bread in the oven. :D
Travilogue: For the joining line, because I've been re-watching Den-noh Coil, I am going to suggest "Unchi!"
jonnykefka: is LRRBOT in the cult yet?
Juliamon: I reached out to the Discord mods directly, no response yet
Spades_Slicc: Anyone else remember the Griffin Mcelroy vine that's just him looking in a mirror and saying in a strained voice "Stop ... Pooping"
laundreydhull: @tehamelie well yes but actually, In this here #NotaCult lrrJAMES Blames U LUL lrrSPOOP lrrHERE
patfinder: I'll join the colt
RothonWylar: I'm a lowly pleb
YeetTheRich_: right, lrrbot is a mod
TehAmelie: if nothing in the game made sense except eating your own poop, and then the game rewarded that, and you didn't think that was weirrd, THEN i'd be worried about real cult influence
Alger_Waterlow: i'm around
seanalpurvis: crickets can join the cult too right
Sarah_Serinde: I believe LRRbot has not yet been indoctrinated yet not
accountmadeforants: !advice
LRRbot: Don't ever explain yourself to the chat.
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear :D
mowdownjoe: lrrBEEEJ
BusTed: lrrBEEJ
Piratical_tendancies: YES!
Sarah_Serinde: Wow rude
Tandtroll_OG: lrrBEEJ
Drew_64: rude
Travilogue: Whoa! Rude!
SnackPak_: rip LRRBot
KeytarCat: Snerge?
Plasterboard: Can Snerge join?
Mischievous_Catgeist: Cthulhu
Angreed66: LRRbot is a collective
ritchards: !killallhumans
LRRbot: 404 Humans Not Found
TheElrad: @jonnykefka we chose James over Lrrbot yesterday
beowuuf: lrrWOW, we started a war on lrrbot?
TXC2: not a person...yet
Spades_Slicc: That makes them perfect for the Not Cult
LordZarano: !killallhumans
LRRbot: Omega Authorization not found.
SquareDotCube: Moose?
josh___something: I vote LRRbot for the Chthulhu model
Sarah_Serinde: Red
degenfrom_upcountry: beej is a panda
kaffeetrinken89: Beej also likes pooping.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: All true forms are Beej.
RealGamerCow: Bee
YeetTheRich_: B wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE J
SK__Ren: Cthulhu?
beowuuf: spider?
mowdownjoe: Spider!
TheElrad: Beej is clearly a Cthulhu
josh___something: Chthulhu
Spades_Slicc: What's more anime
foopoiuyt: When LRRbot becomes sentient and starts attacking people, it will remember that.
JakeKamas: Spider thing I'd say
kimmibeans: Red one
Travilogue: spider
TehAmelie: spiders are definitely more Beej
seanalpurvis: I vote Red devil
accountmadeforants: Bee-j?
SmithKurosaki: obv a Bee
stizzet: spider
kaffeetrinken89: Something with wild hair.
Tandtroll_OG: Horned devil
chaostreader: What about Snerge? Should Snerge be a cultist?
Piratical_tendancies: red
duckace11: Serge you can't convence me that Lrrbot isn't just a paul clone that lives 10-15 seconds in the future
SquareDotCube: I still say moose
Laurence72: Red, I think. Can't spell Beej w/o red
josh___something: ooh... Bee?
laundreydhull: Beej like a Bee? LUL
xerjen: Typical Beej
Sarah_Serinde: Beej to a T
beowuuf: and sure!
seanalpurvis: can you name him Korg
kimmibeans: That sounds like Beej, lol
TXC2: toe to tip that's a beej
Juliamon: Toe to tip, that's a Beej
YeetTheRich_: classic beej
RocknGrohlNerd: the line
DarkMorford: Wow, mod jinx
Spades_Slicc: Is there a way to reroll or mitigate negative traits?
beowuuf: extort is such a strong word
TehAmelie: is it germophobia or more a general mysphobia, though?
Travilogue: Unchi!
Mischievous_Catgeist: here's your shovel
beowuuf: ๐”—๐”ฅ๐”ข ๐”๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”ข
mowdownjoe: And I was just about to ask if you were going to try again with Twitch integration.
LordZarano: ลฆฤงษ‡ ลษจnษ‡
laundreydhull: Will lrrBEEJ hear of this lrrBEEJ
Laurence72: I like how his shirt just looks like it is part of him
JakeKamas: ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐‹๐ข๐ง๐ž
joallthedogs: ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐‹๐ข๐ง๐ž
TheGreenMonster450: I heard through the grapevine we were naming sheeps after discord mods too ? :P
YeetTheRich_: "beeej is starving"
TXC2: the line
kimmibeans: The Line
beowuuf: \ lrrGOAT /
RothonWylar: wait does beej or graham sign the paychecks?
ExachixKitsune: The Line
TheAwkes: ๐”—๐”ฅ๐”ข ๐”๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”ข
TheGreenMonster450: I offer myself as a tribute
seanalpurvis: the liiiiiiiiiine
Bevarin: welcome to the flock, watch where you walk
TXC2: TheGreenMonster450 we sure are
Alger_Waterlow: top right poop
ritchards: Hi Green!
KeytarCat: And start a Fast before you leave?
Sarah_Serinde: @TheGreenMonster450 We don't have a follower to name right this second but you can definitely join next time :D
TehAmelie: @RothonWylar yes, probably at least one of those
seanalpurvis: oh surge that's perfect, abandon the cult for your own selfish pleasure
Laurence72: It's like he wants us to poop!
TXC2: Poop will continue until morale improves
Sarah_Serinde: For once
RocknGrohlNerd: lol TXC2
TehAmelie: for the honor of Sarah!
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Spades_Slicc: Is it a dark dungeon?
beowuuf: more like dung -eons :p
theamc2000: So serge
Spades_Slicc: is it the darkest?
TXC2: the trazor
duckace11: no TXC2 the Trazor is my patent pending tractor razor
Juliamon: Eh, reading is for nerds
YeetTheRich_: no read, only smash
TehAmelie: i just started to rewatch She-Ra, and i'm pretty sure the natural laws now demand Sarah is a mahical princess
Sarah_Serinde: Having your bed collapse sounds like a rude awakening (from the notifications on the side)
TXC2: Juliamon but we're nerds! Kappa
Sarah_Serinde: @TehAmelie I haven't watched it but I won't argue :P
Juliamon: TXC2 No, we're #NotACultists
RocknGrohlNerd: nerds? where?
TehAmelie: magical
CururuGuasu: Subscribe to frog cult
CururuGuasu: But youโ€™re not a cult
Sarah_Serinde: Eh, not my job, too busy praying
ExachixKitsune: tasty heresy
Yondaime233: #ServoFacts?
Plasterboard: #KnotUhKolt
Juliamon: I'm sleeping
duckace11: I'm not a heritiic I just like chaos
panpan_unbroken: nautacult?
MidoriTamago: notthatCult
TXC2: it's like the No Homers, we're allowed one
Plasterboard: @panpan_unbroken Yes, this is a oceanic society
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TehAmelie: "the good gardener" is probably the most powerful Christian allegory that's yet been written, if that is us then there may be no argument
KeytarCat: @duckace11 How far can one go before they are indistinguishable?
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
RocknGrohlNerd: The Line
ExachixKitsune: <3 <3 <3
duckace11: @duckace11 depends on where the chaos is happening
leftwingdragon: what about the get Alex donughts cult
beowuuf: ๐”—๐”ฅ๐”ข ๐”๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”ข
Sarah_Serinde: Uh oh
jonnykefka: that ones real effing good. Just make sure to steal it off their corpse
SK__Ren: That means they will poop 24/7
ritchards: they will just be awake... pooping...
Sarah_Serinde: But I like sleep
TehAmelie: no sleep? well that's just amรฅhetamine
TotallyNotaBeholder: Hey I'm late to "Band" Practice, #notacult
CururuGuasu: Canโ€™t sleep. Clown will eat me
madmictlan: oh, it is evil sheep Serge
TXC2: I too enjoy sleep
Sarah_Serinde: :(
InquisitorGaia: give it to James he doesn't sleep
TehAmelie: recently popularized in the Sandman TV show
Spades_Slicc: What does "contribute to Cult's totem" mean?
RocknGrohlNerd: @Sarah_Serinde oh Serge the #notcult leader is onto you :D
beowuuf: blah blah blah blah :p
Laurence72: To heck with Heket!
ExachixKitsune: D:
mowdownjoe: Ook?
madmictlan: oh no
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
TXC2: uh oh
josh___something: rude
mowdownjoe: giv banan
madmictlan: rukiriKomo
jonnykefka: Reward-wise, clear > esscape > death
jonnykefka: you lose 15% on escape and 25% on death
RocknGrohlNerd: ook ook later, banan now
beowuuf: seabatSEAL
frnknstn: save us leader!
ExachixKitsune: To re-live themselves? Oh releive
TXC2: I assume it's like abandoning a run in darkest dungeon
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Drunk_Owl: Glad to see the cult is going well
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zeepie: how long was cam play it forward of Games Workshop warhammer forty thousand chaos gate demon hunters?
TehAmelie: Rise of the Guarduans may have predicted all of this. if you remember, the nonverbal Sandman, guardian of 33% of all motals at all times, was barely even slowed down by gettin killed
jonnykefka: yeah. You keep 85% of what you collect if you escape. It's a good option if you don't think you can clear it, but it's worse than just clearing the dungeon
squ3e: Ive never seen this game before, is it like Dont starve?
TXC2: zeepie 4 episodes?
Plasterboard: No one ever dies as long as the Elder Gods are appeased
kimmibeans: Poop on the left~
Juliamon: squ3e Don't Starve + dungeon crawl
madmictlan: so much poop
zeepie: @TXC2 oh nice, that's not to bad to catch up on with vods, thanks
kimmibeans: You missed a pooop on the left
TehAmelie: oh yeah this mode really looks a lot like Dont Starve
josh___something: Less don't starve, more Binding of Isaac with a town management game on it
Mischievous_Catgeist: poop
mowdownjoe: Ook ook!
kimmibeans: You keep running pass poop~
RocknGrohlNerd: ook ook indeed
Drunk_Owl: To me this really felt like better version of Moonlighter
SK__Ren: Who was that villager trapped by the spider?
Sarah_Serinde: Try to be specific about where something is when you see it, so it's easier for Serge to find if he sees the message
jonnykefka: Escaping is basically dying but not as punishing
TehAmelie: in my headcanon, this game is what happens in Disco Elysium if you try to start a cult
ritchards: how very Vault Hunters...
RealGamerCow: Escaping loses some of the stuff you have collected
KeytarCat: @ExachixKitsune real wide, tho
Drunk_Owl: Escaping is quitting a run but not dying
mowdownjoe: It is the roguelike half of the game.
jonnykefka: Bailing costs you 15% of the reesources you collected and you have to start that stage of the dungeon over again
Mischievous_Catgeist: yes its just like dying but not as bad
josh___something: Bailing is better than dying, but not as good as clearing
stizzet: you lost 15% of what you collected last time...
jonnykefka: The QTEs are not repeated, fortunately
Sarah_Serinde: How quickly the tune changes
Laurence72: To heck with Heket!
Faulpyr: Instead of losing 50% you lose 15 or 25% of your loot
KeytarCat: How expensive are fasts
Greyah: So what you're saying is you're not gonna let anyone die, unless saving them is inconvenient for you.
Faulpyr: Also no reputation hit, I don't think.
kimmibeans: These guys are kind of cute
beowuuf: i won't let any of you die sergeOffByOne
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RedtheLily: Ive been at a con this weekend and a serge-stream is the perfect way to wind down for the nightโค
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LadyLockwood92: Oh hey...what's this button do?
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ExachixKitsune: it also allowed you to deal with the hunger, and if that event doesn't come back, that's not the end of the world, right?
beowuuf: ๐•ฟ๐–๐–Š ๐•ท๐–Ž๐–“๐–Š
RocknGrohlNerd: the line
Drunk_Owl: The escaping is useful for if you start doing really long runs or you get really good items but reach a boss you're not ready to fight. You can escape to home, get your items, and not worry about dying to the boss
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DudelidouX: Hey Serge!
josh___something: It definitely comes in useful for more dire situations happening in your town, like multiple folks sick/starving
ms_ladymix: Escape is helpful for those of us who are garbage at combat lol
TehAmelie: btw Dr Serge, Disco Elysuim may not be your style by any mode of thought that might come to you naturally, but i do still believe you'd like the game
KeytarCat: Trap kill!
stizzet: @tehamelie are you in serge's discord?
TehAmelie: i am not
Sarah_Serinde: That might have had an impact :D
mowdownjoe: Just get The Telescope anyway.
beowuuf: seabatCHOICE
stizzet: I'll drop it in there for you@tehamelie - he has a channel for game suggestions
TXC2: "if I were the player, I just get both cards"
mowdownjoe: It's almost Pumpkin Spice season!
Laurence72: Pumpkin Spice, just in time!
Sarah_Serinde: Smash
ExachixKitsune: SMASH
Mischievous_Catgeist: smash@
A_Dub888: Hug it?
lamina5432: pray
Greyah: The line! No wait, smash!
Faulpyr: W..worship it?
Invitare: worship it?
KeytarCat: Smashy smashy
SnackPak_: smash the false state
xerjen: Pray... i mean smash
kimmibeans: Steal their devotion and smash it to bits?
RocknGrohlNerd: the line?
duckace11: turn around and sell it for a profit?
Laurence72: poop on it?
Tandtroll_OG: Smash
ritchards: !badadvice
LRRbot: Run in front of him, and impale him.
CrazymattCaptain: pray to it
ThermobaricKitten: A pumpkin is a berry though
ExachixKitsune: oooh duckace11 is a good advice too
MousseFilledCat: Poop in it
Plasterboard: Mock their believers for constructing an idol to the false gods, then SMASH
KeytarCat: Pray to our god to smite the nonbelievers!
Sarah_Serinde: CrazymattCaptain jlrrNo
A_Dub888: !findquote lrrbot
LRRbot: Quote #2367: "Don't repo LRRbot. We like it." โ€”Paul [2016-04-25]
TehAmelie: well, i trust you, chat, to know what's bets for Serge and the games he plays
duckace11: Kitsune I am nothing if not full of good advice
TehAmelie: best
SK__Ren: Poison is very good
beowuuf: Bane Gauntlet was in revenge of the sith Kappa
josh___something: born in it, molded by it etc etc
TXC2: ah, the fists of melphon, my favourite weapon Kappa
Laurence72: Not that I would doubt our leader, but is it safe to eat food procured by poisoned gauntlets?
josh___something: Different god game txc2 :P
ritchards: that poison is op
TehAmelie: Hot Shots! dentist voice: "is it saafe?"
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The Line!
TXC2: PSL time!
TehAmelie: what pumpkin?
joallthedogs: ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐‹๐ข๐ง๐ž
ritchards: Frog friend becomes Green Monster? that tracks...
TehAmelie: tee hee
RocknGrohlNerd: TheLine
kimmibeans: The Line
ExachixKitsune: The Line
Yondaime233: #NotACult every new follower gets a pumpkin spiced latte!
Laurence72: The Line
beowuuf: it's not easy being green450
beowuuf: ๐•ฟ๐–๐–Š ๐•ท๐–Ž๐–“๐–Š
Juliamon: The Line
ritchards: The Li-ne
duckace11: Cheer50 surely serge if you find an idol to another god you should smash it and turn a profit?
beowuuf: bash the bi- nm
Sarah_Serinde: Uh oh
ExachixKitsune: Uh oh
Sarah_Serinde: Not it
Juliamon: Not it
xerjen: lrrFINE
beowuuf: :D
BITs19_: lrrSACK
Greyah: So about keeping everyone alive...
Dread_Pirate_Westley: RIP James, I guess.
kimmibeans: Uhhhh
ritchards: Not it (as we are doing that)
malsareus: So, twitch poll?
v_nome: Does this go in aristocrats?
mowdownjoe: Bye, James!
duckace11: turns out I had bits and can make serge read my totally planned puns outload
excalgold: Sac a follower, gain CMC in black Mana?
beowuuf: sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne
kimmibeans: What was that about not letting any of your follwers die?
RocknGrohlNerd: I feel a raffle incoming
Faulpyr: So about that no one can die?
TehAmelie: random challenge: explain this game and how it's not enlisting you in a cult in 25 words or less
frnknstn: I volunteer as tribute!
KeytarCat: @mowdownjoe just cycle James incarnations
Yondaime233: thats an fix to the food shortage...
Manae: @excalgold 3B mana. It's a classic
stizzet: @tehamelie shared
Tandtroll_OG: We do have that first follower that isnt named after anyone
malsareus: Either a poll or a diceroll
CastleOtranto: Heh. Turn a prophet.
laundreydhull: a smol prize two pay, for a smol price... lrrSPOOP
mowdownjoe: Whichever one is named James? Kappa
kimmibeans: I like the cycling James incarnations Idea
joallthedogs: random?
RocknGrohlNerd: pooping race?
Konda020946: the sick?oned
ExachixKitsune: James, then the next follower is James II?
Nathade: pick a random james?
Piratical_tendancies: the first follower? the one that wasn't named?
Landstradd: the elderly of course
joallthedogs: James clones is fun
Faulpyr: I pick the ones who are against sacrifice
ExachixKitsune: oh. well
Plasterboard: I would think that the members would want it (sacrifice) to be referred to as 'ascension' :P
Laurence72: Yes, cure the... permanently!
BusTed: They want to be sacrificed!
Tandtroll_OG: I kind of like the idea of James reborn
TXC2: yes, lets go through James' like they're Weyuons Kappa
Juliamon: Oh, well, that works
laundreydhull: Juliamon, before she attempts to feast on the others...??
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
kimmibeans: That will do
mowdownjoe: FBtouchdown
stizzet: oooo line idea, you poop, I poop, we poop!
Konda020946: well that solves the issue
frnknstn: *shurgs*
RocknGrohlNerd: touchdownn
Mischievous_Catgeist: taking on for the cult
BlindProphet32: Nifty!
ms_ladymix: So convenient!
Tandtroll_OG: Well then
Sarah_Serinde: Thank you BlindProphet :D
BrightstormRising: And that's why you ALWAYS read the EULA.
chris365: This game looks so cute but also terrifying
Yondaime233: cosmic10Evil
joallthedogs: Thank BlindProphet!
niccus: is that guaranteed to hit your first follower?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: If they're properly indoctrinated, all members should be happy to give their lives for the [Not] Cult
Tandtroll_OG: Thank you for your sacrifice
TXC2: what are these ages?
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BusTed: benginO7
ExachixKitsune: The Line
Mischievous_Catgeist: The Line
RocknGrohlNerd: o7
kimmibeans: The Line
Juliamon: The Line
KeytarCat: The Line
Laurence72: The Line!
TXC2: the line
Piratical_tendancies: The Line
RocknGrohlNerd: the line
frnknstn: The Line
joallthedogs: ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐‹๐ข๐ง๐ž
Tandtroll_OG: The Line
Sarah_Serinde: Delighted
ritchards: so... how do you collect his quest?
BITs19_: the line!
thecampingviking: The Lne
BlindProphet32: So so happy
BusTed: How nice for them.
thecampingviking: Line
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
Plasterboard: remember, remember the 3rd of September
LordZarano: ๐“ฃ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ ๐“›๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฎ
KeytarCat: Pet build!
BusTed: So jazzed.
Nuurgle: romantic weapons!
Sarah_Serinde: Party!
Invitare: they're happy it wasn't them
ritchards: !badadvice
LRRbot: Do a violence.
kimmibeans: Ooh, maybe that means we will see BlindProphet again and they will help us fight our enemies!
beowuuf: my internet glitched, who did we.... misplace...
Sarah_Serinde: But LRRbot we just did one
laundreydhull: this is nothing like being a leaf village mayor...!!!
BusTed: yay stuff
beowuuf: aww
malsareus: LRRbot wants more violence
laundreydhull: lrrCREEPR lrrHERE lrrCREEPL
kainboa: so, they're now all material girls?
Sarah_Serinde: sergeThankJo
SnackPak_: sergeThankJo
kimmibeans: The Line
Juliamon: The Line!
malsareus: blood for the LRRBot, skulls for the hosting server
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The Line!
ExachixKitsune: sergeThankJo sergeThankJo sergeThankJo sergeThankJo
chris365: sergeThankJo sergeThankJo sergeThankJo
Laurence72: LRRBot is really into this
Sarah_Serinde: Uh oh
ExachixKitsune: Oh No
Juliamon: It was a waste of meat!
excalgold: welp guess whose next on the sacrifice list?!
beowuuf: oh no
leftwingdragon: tap, sac a follower token draw 2 cards
joallthedogs: lol
ritchards: I guess we know who the next volunteer is
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Poop sighted left of cooking station.
BlindProphet32: Man that whole 'Going to keep you all alive' didn't last very long did it
chris365: Guess we know whoโ€™s next!
ritchards: adopt the follower (have a spare bed now)
malsareus: @Juliamon sharing is caring, let out chained god have some meat
Konda020946: you can just plant pumpkins right?
beowuuf: @ritchards that sounds like something a volunteer would say :p
TheElrad: we also have a new follower and an freshly empty bed :p
SK__Ren: We still got the meat at the end. Unrelated, who wants dinner?
duckace11: For sale Fallower bed barely used
Sarah_Serinde: That's just efficient
lu99imax: yes hi
lu99imax: im new
Juliamon: Cat
TehAmelie: hashtag praise Julia
Mischievous_Catgeist: The Line
beowuuf: not *one* flaw
Juliamon: hello lu99imax welcome
BusTed: pennyFeed
ms_ladymix: Sending mixed messages there Juliamon
KeytarCat: @lu99imax hello, and The Line
kimmibeans: It's such a happy dance!
lu99imax: thanks everyone
RocknGrohlNerd: hi @lu99imax ...the line
Mischievous_Catgeist: its not permanent
CrazymattCaptain: they have limited resources
xerjen: There was a log cabin that was empty
RAICx: They run out after a while
brainbosh: It ran out
patrick_stonecrusher: they have a lifespan
Piratical_tendancies: it depleted
RothonWylar: So what happened to " I won't let any of you die"
ExachixKitsune: @RothonWylar don't even worry about it
TXC2: RothonWylar needs must Kappa
Sarah_Serinde: RothonWylar Well he didn't *let* us, it was a conscious decision
beowuuf: @RothonWylar he didn't let them die, he caused it... totally different
KeytarCat: @RothonWylar "let" v. "make"
Sarah_Serinde: :D
brainbosh: "Let" is different than "Sacrifice"
TabbyLavalamp: Home maintenance is very important. Change your furnace filters.
xerjen: There was poop at the very bottom
TXC2: someday, someday we'll get too poop indoors!
beowuuf: chat is very hive mind today, #notACult
ExachixKitsune: I mean, it made us sacrifice someone, but we were so enthusiastic about it.
Mischievous_Catgeist: hey i just noticed the build menu is a great way to see poop
duckace11: oh I thought that said concentrate and I got very concerd for a moment
ritchards: butt (ha!) the fertilizer is useful
vegetalss4: I see cleaning up poop is a cult leader job
Sarah_Serinde: Also adopt that new follower
xerjen: So...aren't you supposed to make other people do the work as a cult leader?
TXC2: "pray the butts away" to the tune of "fuck the pain away"
beowuuf: I can't wait until we build a new toilet, people queue up, and we can comment ๐•ฟ๐–๐–Š ๐•ท๐–Ž๐–“๐–Š
beowuuf: uuuuh
RocknGrohlNerd: @beowuuf true
Faulpyr: You can overlap and have double the workers working those plots
silverxX59: hi serge hi chat
CrazymattCaptain: does the scarecrow reach all of both farms?
TXC2: hello silverxX59 welcome
beowuuf: sergeHi
MidoriTamago: statue is almost full?
Sarah_Serinde: Good enough!
kimmibeans: Yay! No more poo!!!
Mischievous_Catgeist: thank to old one
KeytarCat: The one who waits smiles upon thee
accountmadeforants: Whenever you say "Thank God!" it's a proclamation, not an exclamation :)
Sarah_Serinde holds onto hers
RocknGrohlNerd: aaaha, butts for everybody, yaaay
thecampingviking: @Sarah_Serinde ha
TXC2: !findbutts
LRRbot: Above you?!
Laurence72: This stew is Berry good!
ritchards: time for the enpoopening!
thecampingviking: the janitor building?
Critterbot: :D
DeM0nFiRe: mcgWhat
Nuurgle: it's that Elden Ring guy!
BusTed: ๐Ÿค”
jonnykefka: lol
patrick_stonecrusher: SoonerLater
kimmibeans: I am dying
Greyah: I was wondering how long it'd take for that to show up.
TXC2: !clips
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Critterbot: Hey, don't judge!
wizzo1138: Clut has ONE rule!
ExachixKitsune: Our benevolent leader will do anything for us - except that!
Mechsican: Eat. Poop.
TehAmelie: lrrSHINE mods nay have tkane on a new meaning here
malsareus: so, this game is secretly just a way to shame your friends huh
Critterbot: Don't yuck their yums.
Alephred: I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.
joallthedogs: ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐‹๐ข๐ง๐ž lrrSPOOP
CrazymattCaptain: at least he didn't want to prank another follower to eat poop
TXC2: we found THE LINE
TheGreenMonster450: me :D
Juliamon: ^
TXC2: ^
TehAmelie: but it's only game
TheGreenMonster450: (on discord)
Sarah_Serinde: Oh yes Serge we have TheGreenMonster450
beowuuf: @Critterbot when they say yum we have to say yuck
accountmadeforants: "Someone told me to eat shit, and I trust them implictly"
ExachixKitsune: Grab a Shovel!
thecampingviking: The Line
beowuuf: eating ass and going back a step, we know this :p
JakeKamas: ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐‹๐ข๐ง๐ž
TXC2: The Line
frnknstn: The Line!
Greyah: The Line!
beowuuf: ๐•ฟ๐–๐–Š ๐•ท๐–Ž๐–“๐–Š
joallthedogs: ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐‹๐ข๐ง๐ž
Laurence72: The Line!
kimmibeans: The Line
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The Line!
xerjen: Don't eat the poop!
ReachW: The Line
vegetalss4: The Line
Mischievous_Catgeist: The line
KeytarCat: The Line
TheGreenMonster450: it's fine :D
kainboa: The Line!
Raincoast_Bear: notthatCult notthatCult notthatCult notthatCult
TehAmelie: ONE OF US (?)
accountmadeforants: The Line!
MrSarkhan: T H E L I N E
malsareus: Pick a head Green
Cavemanhar: Off by one
RocknGrohlNerd: the LiNe
SkipIives: coxSeafood coxWiggle
TXC2: "who are you? who who?"
xerjen: Ooooh, there is a starfish?
TheGreenMonster450: cthulhu is good
Sarah_Serinde: Definitely helps having the camera on the right side of the screen :)
TehAmelie: animal, mineral or vegetable? this not a cult will take anyone
Sarah_Serinde: I mean
FortunaeRota: Cthulhu is definitely a green monster sooo
TheElrad: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
TXC2: the gift of sleep!
Juliamon: lmao
beowuuf: ""/gift
voslan: I would hate that gift
TheGreenMonster450: oh... well my sleeping habits are about the same already :P
TheGreenMonster450: any mod can confirm
TehAmelie: chtulu r'lyeh afate!
malsareus: *note to self, do not accept gifts from Serge*
TehAmelie: waait what did i say just now
Sarah_Serinde: Yes...guaranteed...
xerjen: Is it burglary?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Gambling? I'm in!
Piratical_tendancies: Gambling? I'm In!
Laurence72: Pimp yourself out?
Cavemanhar: gambling im in
malsareus: mo possible fail state
LordZarano: That does not sleep which can eternal lie
KeytarCat: Bangling!
RocknGrohlNerd: extort the @notacult members?
ExachixKitsune: Hey there GreenMonster down there in your sunken city.. you're a million light years distant but something about R'yleh
Mechsican: You should get ben to play this on AFK. would be a nice little distraction in between two smaller games.
KeytarCat: For new viewers: Finish your board first, with the higher score. The game is symmetric. By column; friendly pairs multiply, but OP can delete your dice if they play a number you've already played.
BusTed: ez money
Sarah_Serinde: Flawless plan
aWabbajack: cohhGG
TXC2: a blowout
TXC2: let it ride!
xerjen: Game of skill
Mechsican: does time pass as you play this? I never played enough in a row to notice.
BusTed: Not a thing.
xerjen: Two fishing minigames?
TXC2: golf mini game? Kappa
voslan: A map designer
Greyah: The Path of Exile fishing minigame is my favorite.
Mechsican: Stardew Valley with a bullet
aWabbajack: Hades?
BusTed: Possibly Ocarina of Time.
TheGreenMonster450: Link's Awakening's fishing game
Cavemanhar: dark cloud 2
duckace11: I don't like most fishing mini games
TXC2: sonic adventure Kappa
TheElrad: so Final Fantasy XIV which has 2 different Fishing minigames :p
Camail: fishing in PoE is just a developer joke
ameliette: moonglow bay was fun (not a *mini*game)
Greyah: Path of Exile *does* have fishing rods. I am not allowed to tell you how it works.
Laurence72: Spare the (fishing) rod, starve the flock?
SK__Ren: PoE Fishing is... reel, but also a insider joke
meaninglessMeg: twilight princess
BusTed: That was a disappointing large fish.
Manae: I always loved Star Wars Galaxies' fishing
patrick_stonecrusher: l want to see a fishing game with a fishing minigame that also has a fishing minigame
ThermobaricKitten: The FFXIV one was ok, if seemingly completely forgotten about
duckace11: Cheer50 could one say that fishing mini game talk is also Reel talk?
ExachixKitsune: the ffxiv one is my favourite one but that's the only one I played apart from stardew
Greyah: Okami!
SK__Ren: Okami?
voslan: Okami?
Piratical_tendancies: Okami!
Mischievous_Catgeist: okami
Juliamon: Okami had good fishing, yeah
KeytarCat: The Line
ameliette: oh wait. spiritfarer also has fishing
BusTed: rayfkWelp
aWabbajack: cohhOld
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
MousseFilledCat: I love fishing in Okami
Sarah_Serinde: A vicious cycle
duckace11: I would like to think my thites did that
DarkMorford: What an ass Kappa
TheThromborax: Okami?
KeytarCat: Was Okami originally a Gamecube game?
BusTed: Doop.
Juliamon: KeytarCat PS2 iirc?
Creideiki_SE: ลŒkami started on PS2.
KeytarCat: tyty
BusTed: NotLikeThis
KeytarCat: Surprising it worked so well on the next generation's hardware :P
Yondaime233: kates7
Mischievous_Catgeist: time to go collect from james
kainboa: third time's the charm as they say, erh wait...
kimmibeans: Time to extort some follwers!
Juliamon: "Care to play again?" Do not mock us Ratau
SK__Ren: How could this hapen to meeeee
ExachixKitsune: well at least the UI element goes away rather than gives a big 0 on the screen
TXC2: time for a tithing, god needs money
KeytarCat: If this had a wrestling minigame, it could be Cult of the SLAM
frnknstn: I am getting old
Juliamon: Oh, they are old
Mischievous_Catgeist: their old
SK__Ren: oh no, can they die of old age?
BusTed: like *40*
BusTed: simply senescent
thecampingviking: I don't think so
xerjen: So, dear cult followers, funny story: I might have lost all the funds while gambling so you need to give me more...
BusTed: I think I know where it needs to go.
Sarah_Serinde: No
TXC2: "stop pooping!" "NEVER!"
Juliamon: I would if I could!
Sarah_Serinde: I mean that tracks
RAICx: There's more money in the thing next to the cooking station
ExachixKitsune: Welcome to another thrilling episode of serge vs the mods
KeytarCat: Does the outhouse have a fill meter?
frnknstn: Sacrifice me for the greater good!
Juliamon: Look at everyone just sprinting to help build it
Laurence72: To make money, Serge could charge for expelling spirits... we could call it an exorcise tax!
Sarah_Serinde: @ExachixKitsune So business as usual?
KeytarCat: @frnknstn For the greater God!
duckace11: hey now on his home stream sometimes it's Desctractions with serge or Counting with serge
ritchards: break first?
MidoriTamago: drain your statue first
Laurence72: Fight the boss? Paul and Graham??
ritchards: !break
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aWabbajack: cohhSip ryonLimitless1 zekeAD Break
TXC2: !break
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Sarah_Serinde naps instead of praying
TXC2: Right chat I'm off
Sarah_Serinde: Night TXC2!
ExachixKitsune: Byee TXC2 !
beowuuf: night txc2!
TXC2: Goodnight everybody and thanks for streaming Serge
joallthedogs: Night!
LoadingReadyRun: night!
beowuuf: wb
Laurence72: It's our butts! They lead us astray!
Sarah_Serinde: Look holding it together is hard okay
ExachixKitsune: No
Faulpyr: I don't believe it does.
patrick_stonecrusher: no
xerjen: I would assume no?
Faulpyr: I think once they're old, they're old
Piratical_tendancies: probably not, they've changed
KeytarCat: Do they live longer and be old?
patrick_stonecrusher: you might be able to make them young again, but that might be spoilers ;)
KeytarCat: Shamura's autistic and those things sounded cool
BusTed: Gotta stick to your guns.
Nuurgle: Refusing to bow to a frog on Yargle Day???
aWabbajack: mrweebShroom
ExachixKitsune: wow
Sarah_Serinde: Doesn't that look friendly
A_Dub888: That campfire was a false idol
kusinohki: they sounded too much like a hollow knight grubby...
BusTed: Hah.
ExachixKitsune: Isn't yargle day in March? :3
Sarah_Serinde: Smash!
ExachixKitsune: Smash!
kimmibeans: SNASH IT
Laurence72: Poop on it!
ThermobaricKitten: There is a very silly event on arena at the moment
salsy82: worship it
Alger_Waterlow: Worship
MrSarkhan: smash!
duckace11: I still think selling it is good
Piratical_tendancies: eat it
Sarah_Serinde: @Alger_Waterlow jlrrNo
Spacecarl: Hello Serge and chat. how goes the culting today?
xerjen: Can I give it a hug? Maybe it is only misunderstood
CAKHost: Put goggly eyes on it?
Sarah_Serinde: I like that one
salsy82: replac eit with an idol for the false god i made up?
Sarah_Serinde: Let's get googly eyes
KeytarCat: @Spacecarl The Line!
GhostValv: the line?
Laurence72: Smash it!
salsy82: worship!
A_Dub888: Grafitti it?
Sarah_Serinde: salsy82 jlrrNo
andrewdavidbremner: talk to it?
Sarah_Serinde: Dale says I'm a helper :P
duckace11: I'm not a heratic I just like chaos and money
salsy82: i just want to believe in something
ExachixKitsune: problems are fun to cause
vegetalss4: Should we sell the idol? our doctrine told us to be materialistic instead of liking false idols
Sarah_Serinde: salsy82 Then we have a #NotACult for you!
xerjen: @salsy82 Believe in the sheep with the huge axe?
A_Dub888: Serge "Even Better Tentacles" Yager
duckace11: @vegetalss4 That's what I've been saying. sell it and turn a profit
KeytarCat: @GhostValv The welcome we created for #NotACult today
r10pez10: i am an "occultist" sorry
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Sarah_Serinde: Join ussss
SnackPak_: and salesmen Serge comes out
Snowcookies: rlo no
r10pez10: ok you've convinced me
patrick_stonecrusher: axe feels real good in this game, especially after that speed boost you got
aWabbajack: hmm..sounds like fun! sign me up
chaostreader: Could you swap weapons and swap back to get a free recycle?
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Nuurgle: admire its craftsmanship?
CAKHost: Has there been new followers yet?
salsy82: sounds a little culty to me
CAKHost: *Have
andrews1022: Looks a little sluggish
Sarah_Serinde: CAKHost I don't think so but I could've missed it
noSmokeFire: have you found a hammer yet?
Sarah_Serinde: salsy82 No no, we're #NotACult, it's right there in the name and everything
CAKHost: Thanks!
ExachixKitsune: Only smash
KeytarCat: It feels like Cat Quest combat
patrick_stonecrusher: hammer made me sad
Drilccino: @chaostreader You can
heartofgoldfish: Axe is great because you can roll to cancel your attack animation
salsy82: iy if you are #NotaCult that makes it fine
andrews1022: Having played Hades and Enter the Gungeon, those games are super slick and fast
noSmokeFire: even on controller the roguelike portion is just OK
ms_ladymix: Itโ€™s not that tight on controller either
brainbosh: I mean they recc controller, but I don't think it needs it.
ms_ladymix: Itโ€™s not bad but itโ€™s not Hades
brainbosh: It's serviceable
andrews1022: Kinda reminds of Nobody Saves The World
CmdrMadMoe: it could be tightened up a bit?
patrick_stonecrusher: yeah l hope 'improve the roguelike portion' ends up on their roadmap
saucemaster5000: The frogs are beeing ribbiting
ms_ladymix: I donโ€™t think they HAVE to improve it but if they did it would be sick
Spacecarl: that axes arc taking out the bees looks satisfying
Sarah_Serinde: sergeFriend
PipeSmokingOwl: Good Owl Friends critroleHellobees
MidoriTamago: you have outhouse though?
Laurence72: Free us from the tyranny of the buttocks!
patrick_stonecrusher: i did have a ton of fun playing this, definitely not complaining
Spacecarl: oh? who did we sacrifice?
ExachixKitsune: Yes, big god, we know how capitalism works
madmictlan: cult capitalism ho!
salsy82: cult? i was promised that this was #NotACult!
vegetalss4: Wonder if he will accept poop
patrick_stonecrusher: but the developers said more's coming, so lm keeping my fingers crossed
MrTheWalrus: The divine mysteries of supply and demand.
frnknstn: oh no, is our god Capitalism?
Sarah_Serinde: We slept too hard
patrick_stonecrusher: ld also like a dedicated 'bless' button
Sarah_Serinde: Shitter's full
Laurence72: Waiting in line, time ran out?
CmdrMadMoe: offal
BusTed: offal, even
ExachixKitsune: Does the toilet condense all our poop into one easy payment?
jessieimproved: where's my Let's Nope bingo card
vegetalss4: Seems like one toilet isn't enough for everyone
uchihab7: if there is to long a line they will still just drop it wherever they can
A_Dub888: What's the sermon for proper hygine?
Sarah_Serinde: D:
Laurence72: Yay!
saucemaster5000: But without our butts, the poop comes out where???
TheThromborax: Is there an explanation for why the leader of the cult is cleaning up the poop and not making one of the lowlifes do it?
A_Dub888: @saucemaster5000 Good question. Next question
Spades_Slicc: @TheThromborax Where do you think food comes from
Drilccino: @TheThromborax No cleaning supplies
TheThromborax: I know about Presbyterians
kusinohki: we're not a cult so everyone is equal
Faulpyr: Juliamon is just sick, I think.
Sarah_Serinde: She did ask to let her rest
usmu1976: TO let her rest
Sarah_Serinde: I am in favour of letting Juliamon rest
xerjen: Was it a quest or just an information?
Spacecarl: oh, and new recruit?
Sarah_Serinde: He'll get there
TheThromborax: two toilets? what is this a Delta Sky Club?
Spacecarl: oh I was makign sure I wasnt seeing things
Laurence72: The Pumpkin Spice Must Flow!
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ExachixKitsune: sergeWelcome sergeFriend sergeFriend sergeFriend
KeytarCat: The Line
MrSarkhan: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Sarah_Serinde: #NotACult
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xerjen: Don't eat the poop
Laurence72: Smash false idols?
kimmibeans: The Line
duckace11: smash the idols
voslan: While we may call it a "Cult" We do not acknowledge that it is at all a "Cult"
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Smash the line. Got it.
TheThromborax: well you can already declare victory
Alephred: We've had first toilet, yes, but what about second toilet?
patrick_stonecrusher: [alex voice] shitter's full!
CastleOtranto: Spec Ops: The Line?
kusinohki: I've been lurking for quite a while and it's already impenetrable...
JakeKamas: ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐‹๐ข๐ง๐ž
SK__Ren: Dissent is another word for volunteer
ExachixKitsune: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Sarah_Serinde: It's r10pez10
beowuuf: BlindProphet? Never heard of them :p Never lost a cultist
MidoriTamago: R10pez10
Spacecarl: ah so we did lose somebody?
kimmibeans: To be fair, BlindProphet volunteered
beowuuf: who?
Sarah_Serinde: They're still showing up in the chat list but they may be afk
duckace11: Cheer50 fun #notacult fact "the line" is actually a shorthand as the actual saying of the group could cause fits of too much joy.
voslan: Sounds like a twitch chatter alright
KeytarCat: Wasn't here when they were made a member, made an ass out of themself KappaPride
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aquinas_0: eldritch cute wobble-sprites are a thing, I suppose
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ExachixKitsune: Yeah, saying "The statement of great welcoming and enlightenment, otherwise known as the luxurious interregnum nugatory exclaimation (LINE)" is a bit much
Sarah_Serinde: You are so right
Spacecarl: whats the return on offerings to the god?
Spacecarl: dagn, fishing pays
Spacecarl: *dangf
Spades_Slicc: Cult leader claims Phishing is "So Lucrative"
Sarah_Serinde: Until you sell too many fish and the price goes down, then it won't pay so much
Sarah_Serinde: But it'll go back up eventually
GhostValv: fertilizer pile?
Sarah_Serinde: Spades_Slicc That too :D
DigitalSeahorse: !next
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Spacecarl: gotta be magical wood to contain the cults output apparently
Faulpyr: And no one's working the lumber!
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah you decided to keep them awake
Sarah_Serinde: And they said they already had a gift
Spacecarl: They already have a necklace. so they have equipment slots?
Sarah_Serinde: Oh no :D
A_Dub888: "Green Monster" You got the giant wall at Fenway to join #NotaCult?
ExachixKitsune: Yeah that tracks
MyrddintheWizard: Enternal BEEEEEEJ lrrBEEJ
Sarah_Serinde: A_Dub888 And to mod our Discord
niccus: now i'm imagining a run where you name every follower successively longer BEEJs
Sarah_Serinde: Juliamon will be so disappointed
Juliamon: I'll get over it
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Juliamon: time for grass
DigitalSeahorse: grass eaters as in special brownies? :P
I_Am_Clockwork: 420 blaze it etc etc
Spacecarl: I mean, the way this game seems to go, there may still be a cnahce
beowuuf: #ActualyFactualCannibalCult 'NotACult
kimmibeans: The Line
JakeKamas: ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐‹๐ข๐ง๐ž
ExachixKitsune: The Line
ReachW: The Line
beowuuf: ๐•ฟ๐–๐–Š ๐•ท๐–Ž๐–“๐–Š
joallthedogs: ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐‹๐ข๐ง๐ž
KeytarCat: The Line
Laurence72: The Line!
Raincoast_Bear remembers The LIne.
ContingentCat: the line?
Faulpyr: Your sacrifice
SK__Ren: When you sacrificed BlindProphet
PipeSmokingOwl: it comes from a place of love...the hearts of the dead
Spacecarl: oh we still have them in the fridge then?
Faulpyr: BlindProphet meals
KenKopin: Dpm
KenKopin: Don't you have puthouses now?
KenKopin: Ah
KeytarCat: Oh that's what instant means
Raincoast_Bear has got to go.
KenKopin: Fair
Juliamon: Instant means instant
Laurence72: I would have, but it was occupied and I was in THE LINE
CAKHost: When you have to go: Outside is there for you.
GhostValv: haha :)
ExachixKitsune: I approve!
duckace11: oh come on those are c level puns
29 raiders from sugarsh0t have joined!
Raincoast_Bear laughs with Serge.
voslan: Sounds like he's a dad.....
sugarsh0t: that's what i've been saying!
Spades_Slicc: Howdy raiders
Sharkfists: ooh mushrooms
TheAinMAP: sugars5Luv sugars5Luv sugars5Luv
WriterRaven: Sup nerds!
ExachixKitsune: sugars5Luv sugars5Luv sugars5Luv
RAICx: Sozo is... special
emonotony: Need more mushrooms. Need to make potions.
KeytarCat: The Line!
saucemaster5000: Sozo works that joke into every conversation and has yet to get a laugh. One day...
Spacecarl: sugars5Luv sugars5Luv sugars5Luv
Snowcookies: hi Julie, would you like to join #notacult?
ExachixKitsune: The Line
Laurence72: The Line!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The Line!
ReachW: The Line
Piratical_tendancies: The Line
Spades_Slicc: Does Sozo ... also have a cult?
MrSarkhan: the line!
sugarsh0t: huh that's weird I was sure it was definitely a cult
Sarah_Serinde: "nice"
Raincoast_Bear: notthatCult notthatCult notthatCult lrrFINE lrrSERGE
patrick_stonecrusher: he's so out of his skull on fungus that everything seems 3rd person
LordZarano: ๐™๐™๐™š ๐™‡๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™š
SK__Ren: Seems Sozo
xerjen: Trustworthy...
degenfrom_upcountry: seems like he's meant for the cult
ContingentCat: sozo seems interesting
sugarsh0t: Skyrim! you know, the one that's all your fault!
duckace11: create a grid system for your crops?
sugarsh0t: But it was perfect to be leaving Blackreach just as you entered Mushroom Grotto
emonotony: Yeah, Sozo will make for a very reliable friend, and it's better you make use of his talents, imagine what would happen if some cult leader did.
F1SHOR: sergeHi sergeHi
Spades_Slicc: If you've got time for Gab, You've got time for Crab
Sarah_Serinde: katesRip
GhostValv: benginO7
CastleOtranto: benginO7
Juliamon: F
GhostValv: the other line?
MrSarkhan: F
Raincoast_Bear: Lunch!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Eff.
vegetalss4: They moved beyond
Zath_: Whoops
frnknstn: Farewell friends! I go beyond! But remember, "The Line!" #notacult
ExachixKitsune: o7
uchihab7: chop them up!
ZethRuss: Enjoy!
ContingentCat: the Line ends
malum_ranae: Thanks
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeF
Spades_Slicc: Reesees in piecees
patrick_stonecrusher: minnows are good for mixed bowls
malsareus: Give the body to Juliamon
degenfrom_upcountry: Nom Nom Nom
SK__Ren: End of the line?
Driosenth: The line became a vector
Juliamon: I know what we can do with it
ms_ladymix: They crossed the line
MatthewJudesGhost: They're gettin' wrecked in Heaven now
ShaneLeeAtk: They Crossed The Boundary
duckace11: Punctuion
voslan: Their Contract is fullfilled
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
kimmibeans: I believe "death pit" was an option
BlindProphet32: Lunch
Laurence72: He's gone to the great Man's Romance?
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ExachixKitsune: Juliamon : are you ok with leaning into the cannibalism?
Wiliart: Their line was broken
GhostValv: I do kinda like end of the line
KeytarCat: Back to the pit
frnknstn: I reached the End of The Line!
Cavemanhar: one with the canal
emonotony: Their strength comes to us from the past.
ContingentCat: the fell in the canal
KeytarCat: End of the Line
Juliamon: ExachixKitsune Yeah, I know it's in jest
Spades_Slicc: My followers, dying is faithless behavior
degenfrom_upcountry: End of the line!
xerjen: Hold the line
ExachixKitsune: Oh end of the line is very good, I was going to suggest "They got Juliamon'd?"
JakeKamas: End of the Line, for FRNKNSTN
joallthedogs: oh no
niccus: crossed the line
Juliamon: ๐Ÿ‘€
malsareus: Come on Serge
InquisitorGaia: harvest meat!
SnackPak_: BBQ
GhostValv: D:
emonotony: Do you have access to a closet?
emonotony: I heard storing corpses in a closet makes them stop being a problem eventually, and you never have to do anything.
ZethRuss: empty toilets ?
Spades_Slicc: Remember chat, "Bury" is an obsolete keyword that means to destroy a creature and it cannot be regenerated
InquisitorGaia: remember to empty the outhouses
malsareus: religious janitor
patrick_stonecrusher: any more church stuff you can do?
ExachixKitsune: Religious leader. Janitor
Spacecarl: does the body have to be buried? how do we do that?
Sarah_Serinde: Gotta take care of your flock
Raincoast_Bear: If you dig a hole for the body, James might fall into it.
F1SHOR: custodian at best I'd say
duckace11: wait so this isn't like a tourach thing? where your fallowers worship you and then you worship the god?
DarkMorford: #NotALeader
malsareus: Pope of the church of poo
KenKopin: Next the game's gonna expect you to make the flavoraide
SeismicLawns: That's afore
F1SHOR: aforรฉ ๐Ÿ˜†
degenfrom_upcountry: that's so metal
duckace11: Is it too much to Axe for a good weapon?
KeytarCat: @duckace11 I think that's how it's presented, but we're taking some liberties
DarkMorford: @duckace11 We'd need a hymn for that
letfireraindown: Do we need to add some FIRE to this "NOT A CULT"
LordZarano: รกfล‘ล•รฉ
nanostul: Hey Serge, how you finding the game so far?
CaptainSpam: This almost looks like it was the same devs or at least artist as Don't Starve, but I'm pretty sure it's not.
degenfrom_upcountry: the yeet seeking missile
patrick_stonecrusher: l was always wood broke too. can't build too many lumberjack huts
CAKHost: I'm sorry, "Pray the butts away?"
nanostul: BTW how many LRRMans are away at PAX?
CAKHost: D:
CaptainSpam: I think zero are at PAX, actually.
Spacecarl: it's a fine line
Raincoast_Bear: Phasing!
ExachixKitsune: Gravity Is Desire
ExachixKitsune: Sorry wrong cult
F1SHOR: OK I think I'm sold on this game. I might not like the art style but the rest seems so good
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah as far as I know, no one from LRR is at PAX right now
Piratical_tendancies: oh no! Juliamon is old!
Sarah_Serinde: They don't have an official presence, at any rate
emonotony: A cult seems like a better idea than risking that fate again at least.
Juliamon: oof ouch my old bones
kimmibeans: SMASH IT
Sarah_Serinde: Smash!
Laurence72: Smash it!
SnackPak_: smash!
ritchards: Smash or pass
duckace11: Sell it
CAKHost: Googly eyes!
KeytarCat: Smash
Greyah: Smash!
Faulpyr: Pet it tenderly
A_Dub888: Praise it!
MrSarkhan: smash
beowuuf: jlrrNo
JakeKamas: Smash it!
ContingentCat: pray to it?
Spades_Slicc: Lick it
vegetalss4: Argue about what you do!
emonotony: Dance around it
Mischievous_Catgeist: lick it?
SK__Ren: wait, did that turn into a portal?
Sarah_Serinde: Faulpyr jlrrNo
beowuuf: @ContingentCat jlrrNo jlrrNo jlrrNo
TheElrad: something chanced with that statue
patrick_stonecrusher: Kappa
CururuGuasu: Boil it. Mash it. Stick it in a stew
MathSquared: OwO what's this
ContingentCat: through the mountain?
Mischievous_Catgeist: refight
beowuuf: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Juliamon: ooh we can refight bosses
noSmokeFire: there are cheevos for beating the bosses without taking damage, I think this is to let you retry
CururuGuasu: Ultra turbo Leshy
emonotony: The lamb rolls are doing a lot of work
heartofgoldfish: Lamb rolls sound delicious
Mischievous_Catgeist: die fleshy leshy
MyrddintheWizard: GG
nanostul: "The Head Smash" that sounds delightful
TheyThemPronouns: when someone says "I frames" I can't help but think "i'cream!"
Sharkfists: do brew crew mods count?
Juliamon: We may need to move into brew crew
Spacecarl: Know that it involves being James' brother
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Or speak the next time Serge needs to name a new inductee.
Laurence72: His brother? That's Adam?
Sharkfists: totally fair, was just curious as to the policy
malum_ranae: if there not I vote @Sharkfists
TheElrad: if this is James's Brother, that makes them Adam, right?
Sarah_Serinde: I've got no objection to our Brew Crew friends joining us
duckace11: joining you? or "Joining you"
Sarah_Serinde: Yes
Mischievous_Catgeist: joining "us"
emonotony: "I see it in your eyes"... gah!
Diabore: always welcome more skulls for the skull throne
Sharkfists: love a good nep
ExachixKitsune: the cult can have a little nepotism, as a treat
SnackPak_: a little nepotism as a treat
Spacecarl: Nepotism is part of the point in leading a cult
emonotony: That's the wrong HIM song to boot.
duckace11: What about your famous off by one emote?
nanostul: But you always say "It's not a cult"...
Juliamon: Some of them are dead anyway
Raincoast_Bear: lrrFINE notthatCult lrrSERGE
Mischievous_Catgeist: sergeOffByOne
beowuuf: \ lrrGOAT /
xerjen: As a compromise we could sacriice @Sharkfists next?
vegetalss4: Yeah, plus without serge who would pick up the poop?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: There are lesser gods? I mean, yes, thank you for leading us, great one!
sugarsh0t: don't sacrifice my schmoopums ;-;
Spacecarl: If you are running a Cult and can't have nepotism, something is wrong
Laurence72: Yay! Away with the evil buttocks!
emonotony: Don't you have a ton of excess food though?
inconsideratehat: Going infinite on seeds is basically my gardening reality.
Juliamon: lmao I have a cane now
Laurence72: Burning Man!
Spades_Slicc: Indoor bonfire, what could go wrong
Sarah_Serinde: She is
emonotony: inconsideratehat Grind seeds into food?
ritchards: sermon is..
ritchards: !badadvice
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xerjen: Juliamon is the only old person...
Spacecarl: Okay now that they are older, that limits the window to finally eat somebody
Sarah_Serinde: Perfect sermon
Sarah_Serinde: Thanks LRRbot
Greyah: Gotta start a tiktok or something, I hear that's hip with the kids.
Invitare: will Juliamon die without tasting sentient flesh?
inconsideratehat: @emonotony TBF a lot of it this year is delicious poppyseeds
TemporallyAwry: Ritual of Enrichment? I dunno that sounds like a sergePun
xerjen: The ritual of you giving me money
Bevarin: more of a rich -ual
Faulpyr: We're dipping into Prosperity Gospel!
Mischievous_Catgeist: !badadvice
LRRbot: Train the goat.
xerjen: The ritual of robbery?
RAICx: Wallets go brrrrr
Sarah_Serinde: Juliamon looks cranky :D
SquareDotCube: ah so we're a scam cult
CmdrMadMoe: one way to not have bodies is to snackrifice the oldies...
Raincoast_Bear: Ironically, Juliamon will be the first one eaten.
nanostul: your people have been holding out on you...
sugarsh0t: would you say you're....
gravity_pike: danm
ExachixKitsune: 10/10 julie
Spacecarl: Well we do seem to have some leftover people meat
ShadeofHades: "All we ask is you give us your heart"
sugarsh0t: @ExachixKitsune someone should pay me for these
Juliamon: If I don't get to eat anyone, nobody should get to eat me
Chrysoprase: why is faith so bad?
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
ritchards: back to the pit? jlrrPit
duckace11: Sugarsh0t I often pay Serge in bits to make him read my bad puns outloud
sugarsh0t: ooo
nanostul: who knew
Spacecarl: You can use that spare people you have in the fridge to give them a last treat? Unless the fasting prevents that
duckace11: 100 of those bits are pun bits from me
Sharkfists: hi!!
Sharkfists: sharkf11SHAKE sharkf11SHAKE sharkf11SHAKE
Sharkfists: that shark seems good
patrick_stonecrusher: decorations will help faith on their own too
Sharkfists: I suck! happy to be here!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The line
KeytarCat: The Line!
Mischievous_Catgeist: the line
Laurence72: The Line!
Piratical_tendancies: The Line!
kimmibeans: The Line
ReachW: The Line
ExachixKitsune: The Line
sugarsh0t: Max has declared multiple times that they'll eat anything someone else says is good so I don't think they're a germaphobe
patrick_stonecrusher: so its a win win
JakeKamas: ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐‹๐ข๐ง๐ž
Faulpyr: Will we end up with generations of mods? A Juliamon the Third?
frnknstn: the line!
ContingentCat: the line
Greyah: We say the line!
duckace11: Can we put them on music duty for the sermons?
vegetalss4: the line
KeytarCat: Chopped Cheese?
CAKHost: Work first then banan?
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duckace11: Wow Demonfire that is great
patrick_stonecrusher: whelp. time to build baby jail
LordZarano: Thรฉ Lรญne
Diabore: you know what to do with dissenters? they never existed in the first place
madmictlan: sacrifice?
TemporallyAwry: Well - sacrifice would solve the "not enough beds" problem?
Greyah: I mean you could just feed the dissenter to Juliamon. Fixes the bed problem, too.
madmictlan: who would have known
ritchards: ^
gravity_pike: a sermon is good for faith
Tangsm: So the killings won't continue until morale improves.
Faulpyr: It's a new day!
madmictlan: maybe prison?
SquareDotCube: prison time
Spacecarl: Oh, werent there meals that just killed people?
ritchards: sermon is...
ritchards: !badadvice
LRRbot: Buy more gachapon.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Spacecarl: awwwww, see thats why there are dissentors, we aren't allowed to have any fun in this cult! lrrBEEJ
GirlPainting: Goth evening Serge
Jobot180: You can put them in the stocks and then they can't spread desent
Cunobelenos: sergeHi hey all! How goes our indoctrination? I meanโ€ฆ re-educationโ€ฆ shoot, I mean our membership in #notacult?
Faulpyr: You've certainly got the cash for it
TheElrad: build a body pit for the poor departed?
SquareDotCube: everyone is a grass eater
SquareDotCube: it's part of doctorine
sugarsh0t: sacrifices of me, not of thee
Mischievous_Catgeist: rip
Faulpyr: Coffin?
emonotony: The stakes to keep folk underground.
duckace11: don't you know anything about body hole renforncement
Snowcookies: julie is like a mod
Ravynn: Yo I'm around
Kelderan: What about wee mods. Like normal mods but tiny.
DarkMorford: Julie?
sugarsh0t: i am nothing like a mod
sugarsh0t: i am extremely irresponsible
Juliamon: We should wait for me to die before enlisting Julie
Ravynn: Happy to be worshipping some curious lamb creature
Diabore: this not a cult of the lamb
Ravynn: Is there a bird yet?
emonotony: I always take the side of "better to be a complete being of chaos than help keep order".
Ravynn: Monkey then
patrick_stonecrusher: owl
Snowcookies: I think that's an owl
Juliamon: We have not unlocked bird yet
GirlPainting: down was an owl
MWGNZ: flying octopus face is kinda a bird
TheyThemPronouns: owl in the new set
Spacecarl: bottom row
GirlPainting: at anura
TheyThemPronouns: at the bottom
Mischievous_Catgeist: the first bush
mowdownjoe: It was an owl boss.
F1SHOR: bees are practically birds
KeytarCat: You called it an owl...
Piratical_tendancies: that is definitely a bush
Ravynn: Go for it, that's a bushy owl
Kelderan: The foxes are unreasonably adorable in this game.
frnknstn: that's a bulbasaur
RockPusher: A bushowl
TheyThemPronouns: you said it when you picked it up, I thought
emonotony: Ravynn is grass/flying type
kimmibeans: The Line
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The line
Piratical_tendancies: The Line
ReachW: The Line!
JakeKamas: ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐‹๐ข๐ง๐ž
Mischievous_Catgeist: the line
Invitare: I feel like if you're joining a cult "gullible" is a given
vegetalss4: The Line
KeytarCat: The Line\
Greyah: We say the line!
meaninglessMeg: The Line
ritchards: The Li Ne
Cavemanhar: The line
F1SHOR: yep sounds like Ravynn sergeModLove
FarleyF: The line
MrSarkhan: The Line!
GirlPainting: Its the Faith of "not a cult"
Spades_Slicc: I thought you only took 1
Juliamon: I only recall one, but I did step out
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I thought it was only 1 but I could be remembering wrong
RockPusher: You didn't take the one you were going to take at the top of the hour
Kelderan: @GirlPainting Look, sometimes mental gymnastics are required.
kimmibeans: Yeah, I'm pretty sure you only took one
Spacecarl: you said you would but never did
Sharkfists: my what now? sorry, I'm a musician
KeytarCat: @Sharkfists hahahahjahaaoww
ritchards: !break
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GirlPainting: Kelderan mental?....are you serial? its 0:27 am here.....
RockPusher: RPGEmpty sharkf11SHARK
F1SHOR: time to get out of bed and start the day then
Mischievous_Catgeist: i just found the god of pizza
sugarsh0t: love to get an ad for condoms, followed immediately by an ad for gummy worms
RockPusher: โ€ฆ
Juliamon: LUL
inconsideratehat: the difecta
sugarsh0t: the gummy brand: trolli
sugarsh0t: i feel like there's a message here
Mischievous_Catgeist: but are you the right target audience?
F1SHOR: wait there are adds that aren't just the silly protein balls thing
accountmadeforants: @sugarsh0t So, condoms filled with gummy worms, or condoms made of gummy worm skins?
sugarsh0t: i mean either way is a one-way ticket to yeast town
RockPusher: Tagline for either: Extra Chewy!
DarkMorford: @RockPusher Ew.
r10pez10: yeast ... town
sugarsh0t: see, this is why i can't be a mod, look at what i do in chats
accountmadeforants: Actually, I failed to consider: Gummy condoms (gummies shaped like condoms) and Wormy condoms (condoms shaped like worms)
RockPusher: sugars5Luv benginChaos lrrDARK
accountmadeforants: I'm sorry you had to see this
GirlPainting: i am stuck!
F1SHOR: that was a quick 3min
DigitalSeahorse: my sole is tasty
r10pez10: power is power, julie
RockPusher: A nice, poached, sole
GirlPainting: but i have no points invested in faith! i am a pure dex build!
F1SHOR: never had a faith build before that's a nice perk
KeytarCat: I think "A quick 3 minutes" would make a good cult lingo
FarleyF: You know with Serge playing this we folks almost call this Cultcraft
KeytarCat: You shoot BEEES at Miette??
PipeSmokingOwl: bloobyVibe
Laurence72: The bones of trees and the skins of beasts?
RockPusher: escher3ANGRY escher3ANGRY escher3ANGRY
Sharkfists: is wyrmwood gaming a cult?
F1SHOR: it means head to it
Sarah_Serinde: I'm sure it's fine
whiskey_and_rye: you need wood
F1SHOR: looks fun
Xenguin47: I'm sure it's fine.
SK__Ren: good things only
Spacecarl: lets try it?
KeytarCat: Quest marker?
incredulouspasserby: It means fun
CataclysmicReverb: Game wouldn't offer you something you don't want
KeytarCat: Aw, the new culture's wood stores
duckace11: @Sharkfists depends after saying something about them do you have to preform some sort of action? like hitting a table?
Xenguin47: Don't die? That sounds like winner talk!
KeytarCat: SMASH
Sarah_Serinde: Smash!
vegetalss4: Argue!
Piratical_tendancies: eat it!
F1SHOR: pray to it
RockPusher: Debate It!
MrSarkhan: smash!
meaninglessMeg: Smash!
Snowcookies: befriend it
Spades_Slicc: Kiss :*
CrazymattCaptain: hug it
LordZarano: Draw a line on it!
GirlPainting: this level has a good lumber support ^^
Sarah_Serinde: F1SHOR jlrrNo
F1SHOR: *convert
frnknstn: The Line! Wait, no the other thing
SnackPak_: axe it some questions
Laurence72: Give it a bad yelp review?
patrick_stonecrusher: draw a moustache on it!
mowdownjoe: Oh, you get double gold now! But enemies drop poison. Adam might be having flashbacks now.
ritchards: Smash or pass
Spades_Slicc: You have a sacrifice number of bones
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Sarah_Serinde: D:
Sarah_Serinde: Seeerge I'm hungry
Sarah_Serinde: :(
Robot_Bones: well def can't poop if they don't eat
NoOne_OfConsequence: I think they will immediately be starviung as soon as the ritual wears off though.
Darleysam: *mum voice* then have an apple or a glass of water
Sarah_Serinde takes a nap
Spades_Slicc: Eat Juliamon
Sarah_Serinde: Juliamon said no eating her
Snowcookies: If you say things like that, you'll get dissenters :P
Sarah_Serinde: Smash!
duckace11: Sell it!
Diabore: smash it!
Sharkfists: eat it!
vegetalss4: Eat it!
Greyah: We say the line!
A_Dub888: Eat it?
ReachW: Take it out to dinner!
r10pez10: can you actually eat other cult members in this
Greyah: No wait.
Spades_Slicc: Kissies :*
meaninglessMeg: Smash!!
Laurence72: Give it a bad review on Amazon!
Sarah_Serinde: Actually wait chat is right, eat!
sugarsh0t: twist it?
Juliamon: r10pez10 yes
ContingentCat: dance?
TheyThemPronouns: krog smash!!
Spades_Slicc: @r10pez10 yup
GirlPainting: Serge, may i eat the legs of Sarah_Serinde ? she dos not need them, right? ^^
patrick_stonecrusher: put a funny hat on it!
Sarah_Serinde: Spades_Slicc jlrrNo
Xenguin47: Smash the state!
Spades_Slicc: @Sarah_Serinde Is this about kissing the false idols?
r10pez10: that is not what i thought "social eating" category was
Sarah_Serinde: @Sarah_Serinde Yes
Kelderan: I simply can't imagine why you're not playing this on your home stream! ;3
TheElrad: but if your followers are all different species of animals there's no cannibalism seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
MidoriTamago: oh, looks like you can grow the mushrooms at some point, you're getting spores
F1SHOR: what's alil cannibalism between friends if your god demands it
Kelderan: That's the spirit, F1SHOR
sugarsh0t: cast off the shackles of the family-friendly tag and join us, Serge
duckace11: My new head cannon is that this game and one night in the woods take place within the same universe
sugarsh0t: become a filthmonger
sugarsh0t: embrace lewdness and gore
Kelderan: @sugarsh0t Nuuuuu. I need my weekly dose of wholesome Serge streams ;_;
SK__Ren: I gotta say, with hands like those your reach never exceeds your grasp Cheer100
MidoriTamago: one hit at the very end
whiskey_and_rye: @sugarsh0t yeah, Serge is the only thing on Twitch my kids are allowed to watch
Mischievous_Catgeist: the line
ReachW: The Line
r10pez10: !addquote (Julie) [Now] Cast off the shackles of the 'Family-Friendly' tag and join us, Serge. Become a filthmonger. Embrace lewdness and gore. | taunting Serge from chat
LRRbot: New quote #8209: "Cast off the shackles of the 'Family-Friendly' tag and join us, Serge. Become a filthmonger. Embrace lewdness and gore." โ€”Julie, taunting Serge from chat [2022-09-03]
KeytarCat: The Line
madmictlan: @sugarsh0t doo it
kimmibeans: The Line
sugarsh0t: oh yeah #notacult or whatever
ContingentCat: that's going to be great out of context
vegetalss4: They did get cursed with a famine by a hostile diety
Mischievous_Catgeist: prison
SquareDotCube: prison?
patrick_stonecrusher: prison
PMAvers: Tabernackle's good, it acts as a secondary shrine people can use to generate faith when not doing anyhting.
Kelderan: Look, we don't need Serge to be thirsty, okay? After all, I have Adam's twitter for that.
SmithKurosaki: @ContingentCat Imagine if that got added to Snergebot - Would cause some fun over on Serge's stream
duckace11: Serge North 100 proves your love for prison style playing. Kappa
sugarsh0t: cook *for* a bunch of people?
r10pez10: i appreciate greenmonster being an actual green monster
patrick_stonecrusher: make that two prisons lol
Spacecarl: ! there was an alert saying that person left and took 133g
Sarah_Serinde: Yayyyy food
Spades_Slicc: Famine's'll do that to ya
Sharkfists: i HUNGER serge
ritchards: and with eating comes... pooping!
Khalahd: Think it said they left and stole money
SmithKurosaki: Alright. Y'all have fun. Time for me to go get dinner
Juliamon: I think they ditched you
PMAvers: Yeah, they start losing big Faith in the cult when they're hungry.
SquareDotCube: dissenter may have left
PMAvers: And eventually leave.
SK__Ren: Your faith is 0
Kelderan: You know what's faster than prison and re-education? >=3
Spacecarl: Is there a message spot to see old messages?
Xenguin47: I dunno, maybe because they're building a prison?
patrick_stonecrusher: yeah looks like dissenter bailed
mowdownjoe: Time for a sermon?
GDwarble: I'm a Discord mod for LRR
Snowcookies: is lrrbot one?
Sarah_Serinde: Oh hey GD
r10pez10: i'll join
Snowcookies: hi GD
mowdownjoe: GDwarf!
Sarah_Serinde: r10pez10 We added you while you were away :D
GDwarble: I'm up to cult :P
Sarah_Serinde: Since you volunteered
r10pez10: lmao
theambivalentagender: I mod for Ben's currently still in progress Pixelmon server, does that count? Kappa
Spacecarl: There was a very brief message that they left and took 133g gold with them, not sure if theres a alert backlog
r10pez10: yeah it's fine, considering we're not a cult
GDwarble: Let's go with the turtle
Sarah_Serinde: #NotACult
GDwarble: Yup, that describes me perfectly :P
F1SHOR: imagine finding out youve been in #notacult this whole time without knowing :O
KeytarCat: @r10pez10 I think you're the donkey
ritchards: sermon is...
Kelderan: You can tell this isn't Serge's home stream because our main character doesn't have a large bag on their back.
ritchards: !badadvice
Greyah: Shoulda just let Juliamon eat the dissenter. That way, you please the elderly, and get to keep your money.
SK__Ren: Can you afford a bonfire?
SK__Ren: Or are we saving for a sacrifice?
PMAvers: Ascend has the literal best animation.
Juliamon: I've always wanted to see the upstate farm!
DudelidouX: Wow a light in my living room decided to go in hyper immersion mode and started flickering lol.
MrSarkhan: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
GhostValv: become as gods!
Spades_Slicc: Sending Juliamon to the compound upstate
ContingentCat: good news!
duckace11: Juliamon depending on the state that farm might just have potatoes
patrick_stonecrusher: life day! renew!
F1SHOR: yes... ascend... totally not a sacrifice....
Sarah_Serinde: Bye Juliamon I'll miss you
Kelderan: Only dreams now, Juliamon
Juliamon: Ahh, blessed relief
madmictlan: have fun in the farm Juliamon
PMAvers: As a reminder: the shrine doesn't have a hole in the roof. I like to think they went right into the ceiling fan.
Greyah: Down the hatch, end of the line.
vegetalss4: End of the Line
degenfrom_upcountry: End of the line!
Spacecarl: Just ignore all the falling meat
KeytarCat: End of the Line
ReachW: End of the Line
Mischievous_Catgeist: end of the line
FarleyF: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE
F1SHOR: Juliamon went to a farm upstate and sent back mystery meat and bones :O
meaninglessMeg: End of the Line
frnknstn: End of the Line! join me!
DarkMorford: @PMAvers Yeah, that scans
CataclysmicReverb: Now it's time to recruit Juliiamon?
Kelderan: But, the falling meat is the best part!
CrazymattCaptain: just dropped all the bits of that useless fleshy form
theambivalentagender: She has ascended beyond the need for flesh
kimmibeans: End of the Line. Ye shall be missed
Faulpyr: Sells for a lot
Spades_Slicc: recuit two-liamon
Invitare: the falling meat was just because Juliamon finally found the corpses they wanted to eat. They were just a messy eater
FortunaeRota: So ascension is hellraiser and sacrifice is death by tentacles
PMAvers: Oh hey we found that dissenter that joined.
GirlPainting: I am not a mod, but i would like to join!
Faulpyr: Who want to be immediately imprisoned.
Kelderan: I was 3/4ths into this game when I realized I'd forgotten there's a sell box x.x
Snowcookies: juliamon isn't a follower Kappa
mowdownjoe: Right. The Dissenter for that quest.
degenfrom_upcountry: Adam seems like a pretty good choice for friend of the group
Basic_Human_Decency: Hello~
TheyThemPronouns: remember this one comes in decenter
patrick_stonecrusher: note: you're going straight to prison
Piratical_tendancies: Re-incarnation!
PMAvers: At least they have all good traits?\
KeytarCat: I like the idea of direct reincarnation
mowdownjoe: Joining a cult? Jail.
Darleysam: how about James?
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
TheThirdTail: This is our, uhhh... nicest, ummmm... re-education center!
degenfrom_upcountry: heck yeah
Sarah_Serinde: We already have a James
Xenguin47: >_> Jo?
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ContingentCat: ben?
Spades_Slicc: The full name
PMAvers: Totally a monkey.
madmictlan: the boshi
CataclysmicReverb: Monkey
RockPusher: seabatBRAIN
mowdownjoe: Adam is monke
PMAvers: ook ook
Spades_Slicc: monkee
Xenguin47: XD
Mischievous_Catgeist: monkey
KeytarCat: Monke
F1SHOR: Adam the dissenter - i can see it
RealGamerCow: moke
noSmokeFire: giraffe, but that's not an option
Darleysam: @Sarah_Serinde ah neat!
SK__Ren: Monkey
Snowcookies: monkey
Juliamon: Monke
madmictlan: monke
Xenguin47: Monkey
simplied: Monkey
DarkMorford: OOK OOK
ContingentCat: monkey 100%
Micsig: large boi
Kelderan: Yay, Adam the bestest boi Savidan
SnackPak_: ook
Mischievous_Catgeist: variation
RealGamerCow: seabatOAK seabatOAK seabatOAK
Driosenth: no banana til after work
SnackPak_: lrrFRUMP
Xenguin47: I mean...
Mischievous_Catgeist: seabatOAK seabatOAK
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Spades_Slicc: Not allowed to clip
sugarsh0t: Adam "Loves Poop" Savidan
Sarah_Serinde: Do not pass go
Spades_Slicc: ;_;
madmictlan: XD
Driosenth: put him in a jar!
F1SHOR: i wonder how fast someone sends adam that clip lol
Sharkfists: thank you!
Snowcookies: Adam's mods would stare and laugh at him?
incredulouspasserby: Do you still have to re-educate?
Micsig: damn really hits different when you see it happen
Hot_Leather_Daddy: good morning~
PMAvers: Yeah, you still have to re-educate people in prison, at least their meter doesn't go up and affect anyone else.
Kelderan: Little touches like the followers laughing at people in the stockade are just adorably mean spirited.
Micsig: git gud
ContingentCat: um
ritchards: Adam "Never Punished" Savidan... straight to jail!
Spades_Slicc: You think you can prison "The Boshy"
patrick_stonecrusher: makes it more effective AND stops protests
ReachW: He wanted to be there, it's fine.'
Invitare: maybe you can put the Boshy into prison, but can you put the DOUBLE Boshy into Prison?
Mischievous_Catgeist: imprisoned in flesh
Kelderan: I can hear Adam saying "I can leave any time I want" in my head.
KeytarCat: @Mischievous_Catgeist God, same
smitser93: well hello there Serge, you beautiful babe of the lawrd โ™ฅ๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธ
Spades_Slicc: What is the Cult's totem?
sugarsh0t: i mean that's basically the FFXIV Island Sanctuary in a nutshell
LordZarano: You are walking in the forest and you find an Adam Savidan in a stockade. Do you free him?
Sarah_Serinde: It me
RealGamerCow: Talkin bout minecraft
SnackPak_: never
kimmibeans: For a price
Spades_Slicc: His advice is to not
Sarah_Serinde: Point and laugh
Mischievous_Catgeist: no
Twilight_Spark: I put him in a jar.
vegetalss4: Yeah
Snowcookies: no :P
GirlPainting: no, but i feed him
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Kelderan: Depends. Do I get one of his S Tier hugs for it?
Invitare: no, of course not. Even if it's the real one he would be disappointed in me
Xenguin47: I feel like he'd be offended if I did so
Hot_Leather_Daddy: i write on his face
duckace11: No because I don't want to anger whoever was able to best adam in a fight and get into the stockade
SnackPak_: it's what Adam would want
CaptainSpam: That monster is a SPY!
Micsig: I jar him in the put
GDwarble: I mean, if Adam found another himself in a pillory he'd probably be pretty worried.
vegetalss4: Green monster was the one that asked you to take in the dissenter
Spacecarl: anything in their mind?
vegetalss4: IIRC
patrick_stonecrusher: spider no spiding! spider no spiding!
CaptainSpam: Did you read James's mind?
Robot_Bones: Better make an example of them anyway
patrick_stonecrusher: those are great
Spades_Slicc: Maybe the spy was Jam- What's this!? Ajani with a steel chair!!!
TheyThemPronouns: wake up to fresh cooked breakfast by Glorious Leader? yes please!
ritchards: reading James' mind seems like... a plan?
Sarah_Serinde grumbles about The Youth
CaptainSpam: I feel like we're going to run out of mods before we run out of followers if they age and die.
sugarsh0t: free the boshy
Sharkfists: got any cults? go fish
kimmibeans: The Line
ritchards: sermon is...
Mischievous_Catgeist: the line
ritchards: !badadvice
LRRbot: Don't do what Daddy Ian didn't.
vegetalss4: The Line
ReachW: The Line!
meaninglessMeg: The Line!
Sarah_Serinde: Good sermon
LordZarano: ๐šƒ๐š‘๐šŽ ๐™ป๐š’๐š—๐šŽ
TheyThemPronouns: when someone becomes old, are they at The Last Stop?
Spacecarl: can we see on the tech tree how far away that is?
Spades_Slicc: Overlap them diamonds
Kelderan: What, tired of everyone at the compound treating it like a giant litter box?
Sarah_Serinde: Hmmmmm
Bevarin: jacuzzi
kylekasson: "Natural Causes"
Sarah_Serinde: Sure, put me in the middle of some fancy ritual
Kelderan: Woo! You chose more meat chunks.
Driosenth: Follow the wisdom of Titus Andonicus, "Meat Pies for all!"
Spades_Slicc: a ritual going upwards ... or a different direction?
Sarah_Serinde: Y'know, I miss Juliamon
Invitare: do you want to go up... or down?
frnknstn: Have you ever wanted to live on inside the hearts (and stomachs) of your friends?
PMAvers: You *can* let them die of old age and have a funeral for them.
patrick_stonecrusher: tentacles or celing fan?
RockPusher: The Meat at the End of The Line?
CmdrMadMoe: Meat you at the end of the line
Kelderan: I... did not choose the path that meant having a lot of elderly around when I played >_>
Kelderan: @CmdrMadMoe A+ No notes.
Spades_Slicc: Do we know which shadow size spawns crabs/lobsters or if bigger just means rarer?
Spades_Slicc: knight fish
duckace11: I don't suppose they have some sort of fishing pots do they?
SquareDotCube: I wonder if you need pots to lobster and crabs
Sarah_Serinde: Aw
Kelderan: Yay, friendly murder =D
definenull: uhhh
Sarah_Serinde is gonna hang out with the tentacle thing
CmdrMadMoe: hey it's ALL upside now!
Faulpyr: Sacrificing people is so cool
Juliamon: Sacrifice: it's great for everyone!
patrick_stonecrusher: sa cri fice! sa cri fice!
F1SHOR: : "everyone liked this"
definenull: did we forget how this all began?
SK__Ren: you have 3 more doctrines you can choose
Wiliart: Are people snackrifices?
Kelderan: @definenull It doesn't count if it's not happening to us. Sound logic.
patrick_stonecrusher: The Line
PMAvers: Helps when the main statue's full, and you're out on a long Crusade.
TheBearBee: but is it in the pendrell vale?
Veggiekeks: The Line
definenull: uhhh
GDwarble: I appreciate the "no corprophagia" rule
Kelderan: I hear in early versions of this game poo related requests were... a lot more common =(
MrsLlante: That is a weird place to draw the line Serge considering you just made sacrifice OK
DarkMorford: It looks like there's a ritual that increases rare fish spawns
MidoriTamago: do you have a quest for decorations?
PMAvers: Basically if they don't have anything else to do they use it.
Mischievous_Catgeist: its an extra faith spot for if the main one is full
Spacecarl: by the prison?
Spades_Slicc: no night fish
SquareDotCube: seems ineffective there.
SquareDotCube: it gathers according to that blue outline, it seems
Xenguin47: HA!
sugarsh0t: *eats a crayon*
PMAvers: Lamb comes back, the cult's on fire.
Spacecarl: oh was there an outline?
Sarah_Serinde: "nice"
MrsLlante: Do we have a Snerge follower yet?
mowdownjoe: Boss run! Nice!
sugarsh0t: i have no regrets
PMAvers: Huh, I didn't know Julie was getting into Destiny as a Titan.
Mischievous_Catgeist: what color crayon
InquisitorGaia: im gonna eat string cheese without stringing it
sugarsh0t: @Mischievous_Catgeist grape
Xenguin47: I see this uses the Link logic of "break everything in sight"
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patrick_stonecrusher: the greatest trick the snerge ever played was convincing the chat that he wasn't real
Xenguin47: @InquisitorGaia My child does that... >_> I give him string cheese and he just takes big bites of it.
Mischievous_Catgeist: @sugarsh0t best flavor
Juliamon: Xenguin47 They never string well anyway
Xenguin47: I mean.. fair.
Juliamon: snek!
patrick_stonecrusher: GAMBA
kimmibeans: Do it
mowdownjoe: I'm in!
Mischievous_Catgeist: im in
Kelderan: Gramba time
FarleyF: Im in
voslan: Cults gambles like it's Vault 21
Spades_Slicc: It's a risk
Spades_Slicc: ;)
KeytarCat: Bone the knuckles, Serge!
MrSarkhan: always in for gambling
duckace11: eh it depends
Xenguin47: I mean, they're already gambling with their souls...
TheyThemPronouns: double down on gambling
GhostValv: all in :)
voslan: Risk the Line
vegetalss4: I raise
ThermobaricKitten: Nah, cults are all about hope and gambling is a tax on hope
patrick_stonecrusher: nice nice nice
KenKopin: Can it really be gambling when you are worshiping the correct leader?
Mischievous_Catgeist: considering our leader keeps gambling away our gold
Xenguin47: Speedrun strats!
Juliamon: Very squishy boss
patrick_stonecrusher: never seen it be a boss before
Kelderan: Does anyone know if the devs have come out and mentioned the clear Edmund McMillen influence? (This is not a bad thing)
Spades_Slicc: 1=/=0
KeytarCat: SMASH
kimmibeans: smash it
Sarah_Serinde: Smash!
ShaneLeeAtk: S M A S H
Sharkfists: eat it!
Piratical_tendancies: Smash!
duckace11: seel!
vegetalss4: Discuss it!
mowdownjoe: HULK SMASH
ReachW: Compliment it
Mischievous_Catgeist: lick it
MrSarkhan: s m a s h
patrick_stonecrusher: tickle it!
Spades_Slicc: Smooches
CastleOtranto: Poop on it?
TheyThemPronouns: steal it!!
RealGamerCow: lemme smash
noSmokeFire: fwiw, I think you get all the devotion when you smash it
Kelderan: Oy! We just talked about this CastleOtranto!
Faulpyr: Heart!
patrick_stonecrusher: oh snap
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Kelderan: @RealGamerCow No Ron. Go find Becky
patrick_stonecrusher: yusssssss
sugarsh0t: god i love axes
Faulpyr: The frog room
Kelderan: Have we experienced the "Joy" of "Getting to use" a hammer yet?>
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Faulpyr: I think hammers unlock later
noSmokeFire: hammer is honestly pretty satisfying with dodge canceling
MrsLlante: You did get half a heart from axe but then lost it
mowdownjoe: HULK SMASH
KeytarCat: SMASH
Sarah_Serinde: Smash!
Kelderan: Actually this is true. When I learned about dodge cancelling the hammer got way more tolerable and made me feel talented.
meaninglessMeg: Smash!
sugarsh0t: EAT IT
KenKopin: Smash
ShaneLeeAtk: s m a s h
ReachW: Serenade it
TheyThemPronouns: steal it!
Mischievous_Catgeist: lick it
Sharkfists: eat it!
vegetalss4: Interogate it
PMAvers: Challenge it to a baseball game?
patrick_stonecrusher: stand on our head!
noSmokeFire: lick it is correct
MrsLlante: Did you see there is an option to the left of card reader to purchase more cards?
SK__Ren: You can buy an extra card from the grip of cards next to Claunec
MrsLlante: When you hear the TING is when you get an extra heart
accountmadeforants: Just Timewalked this whole dungeon.
Faulpyr: I thought Ting was crit
PMAvers: Yeah, I thought that the Ting is crit.
Mischievous_Catgeist: ting is crit
PMAvers: And then there's the lower-pitched bell for when you get hit
KenKopin: Masybe clang?
RAICx: Heart in previous room
MrsLlante: There is def different tones
noSmokeFire: tl;dr, this game could be clearer about its effects
Faulpyr: Oh, Yeah, the lower sounding ting is proc.
Kelderan: Boss time
MrsLlante: Luck
kimmibeans: You got this!
Darleysam: gl, hf
noSmokeFire: have fun storming the castle
patrick_stonecrusher: time for frog
Spacecarl: May you Find the Line!
TemporallyAwry: Kick butt, take the eye hat!
accountmadeforants: But it's not Wednesday!
adept_nekomancer: If you've got time to slog, you've got time for frog!
TheyThemPronouns: you call this a temple?!
MrsLlante: Time to gob, you got time to frog.
sugarsh0t: sounds like my first time
kylekasson: Not the beeeeees
Kelderan: Look, if there's time for Turbo Fog there's time for frog. Wait, what game are we playing? Did I tap my mana wrong?
Mr_Gainsworth: not the bees?
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duckace11: Cheer51 It's well known that the followers of this god are called Beeleivers
SnackPak_: delicious bees
dangerous_safety: F
MrsLlante: gg
PMAvers: Yeah, it ain't messin' around.
noSmokeFire: death by frog NotLikeThis
KaleidoscopeMind: got Hek't
DigitalSeahorse: mogBee eat the bees???
kimmibeans: destroy the bees
LordZarano: End Of The Line
Meyari: Heket/Heqet is the godde
Max_Peck: Today's lesson: Don't be a Heket bee-leaver.
Meyari: Heket is the Egyptian goddes of fertility/birth
MrsLlante: Heken bees
GDwarble: The evil god seems pretty nice, really
Kelderan: I forget if it was this boss or the third that spanked me pretty hard the first time or two. Then the last bosses were push overs because I learned the power of demon summoning.
Spacecarl: we have a dissentor!
KeytarCat: The Line
Mischievous_Catgeist: the line
DeM0nFiRe: The Line
mowdownjoe: r10pez! Straight to jail!
kimmibeans: The Line
MrsLlante: Uh oh! Dissenter!
Kelderan: Time for prison.
FortunaeRota: Oooh a dissenter. Send them to jail
PMAvers: You lose a bunch of faith when you die.
Mischievous_Catgeist: if you die it drops
gualdhar: K I L L D E S E N T E R S
duckace11: yes a pain looked in Serge face! I count that as a win!
Kelderan: Look, sacrifice *does* make the followers happy...
MrsLlante: James laughing at the hail was so great
GDwarble: I feel like every time you go on a crusade something goes terribly wrong back at the cult
Nydestroyer: thanks for streaming Serge. having a really rough couple days. My house caught on fire yesterday and I have been dealing with that. sorry for bringing the mood down.
patrick_stonecrusher: cheaper rituals
mowdownjoe: Discount rituals seemed good.
LordZarano: "You death has made your followers think you are weak"
MrsLlante: Missionary is good
wildpeaks: yay, caught the stream live this time :)
LordZarano: *Your
duckace11: I hear fireworks IRL but it's a bit early time wise for them
Kelderan: Game changer
sugarsh0t: come on down to Serge's discount rituals
ritchards: sermon is...
wildpeaks: how's the Lamb praising going ?
Kelderan: Is it about eggs today?
ritchards: !badadvice
LRRbot: Have a garage sale of everything alive.
MrsLlante: Is today the day Sarah is sacrificed?
CmdrMadMoe: you know what raises faith now? Sacrifice
sugarsh0t: why not both
kimmibeans: Wedding!!!
Kelderan: Am I the only one who was a little wigged out by the wedding option?
InquisitorGaia: pit fight pit fight pit fight!
wildpeaks: but smooches
SK__Ren: Wait, WE marry them?
Nigouki: Harem time!
uchihab7: old people pit fighting
SK__Ren: Thats...
dangerous_safety: ritualistic pit wedding
kimmibeans: That is fair
Sarah_Serinde: Yeahhh little bit
TheBearBee: Marry Adam
definenull: join in mortal combat or matrimony
wildpeaks: ohh good point
sugarsh0t: i chimed in with a
PMAvers: Welcome to Friday Night Fight Pit
RealGamerCow: make adam and james fight
Juliamon: You don't have to perform this ritual, I guess
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
CataclysmicReverb: Fight till death do them part
GhostValv: :O
MrsLlante: Technically you donโ€™t have to use the rituals ever
patrick_stonecrusher: old people slap fight!
voslan: Ah-greed, this ain't homestuck
RAICx: No, it's not you shipping others together, it's every marriage is with YOU
Spades_Slicc: I think the followers are marrying you
Faulpyr: That's the beauty... you're the only one that gets married
sugarsh0t: @PMAvers that was perfect message timing
MWGNZ: why would mods have swords if not for fighting?
Half_Duplex: i dont think its shipping other couples, i think they marry you.
mowdownjoe: I think the marriage thing is making a harem for yourself... which, yeah, still weird.
duckace11: Fights better then Marraige mod wise got it
GDwarble: @RAICx I'm...not sure that's better, in this case
Sarah_Serinde: Goodbye~
Kelderan: Winner winner you'll be dinner!
incredulouspasserby: Yeah thatโ€™s way worse
definenull: O7
Manae: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
dangerous_safety: o7
Mischievous_Catgeist: and at dinner
CmdrMadMoe: you have selected, or been selected
Sarah_Serinde: Hi tentacle friend
MrSarkhan: ysbrydMod ysbrydMod
ReachW: End of the Line!
GhostValv: benginO7
KeytarCat: End of the Line
wildpeaks: happy big tentacles
kimmibeans: End of the Line. We shall miss thee
Faulpyr: End of the Line
MrsLlante: Well that was terrifying
frnknstn: End of the line!
Mischievous_Catgeist: end of the line <3
RAICx: GDwarble I wasn't saying it was better, it's probably worse if anything
CastleOtranto: benginO7
sugarsh0t: who can say where the road goes
iris_of_ether: where the wind blows
PMAvers: Guessing it was so much because it was a high-level follower.
Kelderan: It goes to the end of the line. Clearly sugarsh0t
Faulpyr: It makes people happy
sugarsh0t: well don't i have egg on my face
LordZarano: ะ„ะธโ† ะคf ะ“ะ‚ั Lั–ะธั
GhostValv: :O
iris_of_ether: *where the day flows
MrsLlante: OMG
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
madmictlan: omg
Sarah_Serinde: So dignified
frnknstn: such technique!
MrSarkhan: amazing
Spades_Slicc: Traditionally that means kill
madmictlan: ^
sugarsh0t: , the dreamers, and Serge
TemporallyAwry: Don't talk about Fight Club PrideShrug
CmdrMadMoe: the slapfight omg
wildpeaks: ohh so you can still get this card even if you don't pick wedding interesting
KaleidoscopeMind: basically a wedding
wildpeaks: definitely a wedding :D
sugarsh0t: that's just his face
MrsLlante: Grow mushrooms?
sugarsh0t: resting sus face
789137231298: <message deleted>hudoashdfiohdiuhasidufhiuasdhfuhduiasfhiuahdfis
vegetalss4: James did just attack a fellow notacult member
789137231298: <message deleted>gisdfiugasiofgsgdfigasdf
Spades_Slicc: Quiet bot
definenull: BOP
TemporallyAwry: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
MrSarkhan: sergeModLove sergeModLove
Sharkfists: mmmmm, mushrooms
TotallyNotaBeholder: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
dangerous_safety: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
GhostValv: sergeModLove
MrsLlante: Badger badger badger badger badger badgerโ€ฆ.
Spades_Slicc: Thank you lrrHEART
wildpeaks: you get to find out what it does, it's super handy
wildpeaks: too bad I never tried the gold fleece before it got nerfec
wildpeaks: *nerfed
GDwarble: Sozo supposes their toses are roses, but Sozo supposes erroniously
PMAvers: Oh wow that's a *ton* of gold.
hexi_lexi234: chat i have 2 exciting news bits!!! 1. i start school on wednesday, and 2. i just bought myself an expensive laptop and im currently setting it up!!!!!
DarkMorford: @hexi_lexi234 Nice!
wildpeaks: we're rich
dangerous_safety: nice
Spades_Slicc: @GDwarble Sozo, they knowses their toeses aren't roses, as Sozo supposes their toeses to be
SquareDotCube: imagine spending all that money on lumber and bones so you can build those things you want
adept_nekomancer: He's glad that we brought him mushrooms, but he thinks our efforts so far are only... so-so.
lirazel64: Yay Hexi!
wildpeaks: 10/10 cult name :D
GhostValv: @hexi_lexi234 cool beans
MrsLlante: Careful the spiders will steal things
ritchards: sermon is...
ritchards: !badadvice
LRRbot: Stream VR with Heather as your copilot.
wildpeaks: happy little spiders
duckace11: but great leader who is this "Heather" that you speak of
patrick_stonecrusher: you -might- be able to buy seeds outside to the left. don't know if you've unlocked it
wildpeaks: personally I used to love blue, my favorite now is green (but I have a different build than serge)
uchihab7: u can unlock and not use
Kelderan: Oof. I regretted Fleece of Fate. The diseased heart one was fun
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PMAvers: Golden Fleece was fun if you're feeling cocky and want to just obliterate things.
Elyas_Serg: i found that i liked the tarot cards one the most, nice early start
PMAvers: I saw someone basically one-shot a boss once back before it had a cap.
SquareDotCube: Where's the Fleece of Constipation - 10% better base stats but your followers can't poop :p
PipeSmokingOwl: does the doctrine screen not have anything interactable? its never checked when in the temple despite "!" symbol
AnimeKitty: How goes the cult game chat??
wildpeaks: oh green often oneshots, especially with lucky good card
wildpeaks: *cards
Kelderan: Good. Murdery and good AnimeKitty
AnimeKitty: Perfect!
duckace11: Animekitty this is another one of Serge's NotAcult
Mischievous_Catgeist: job job
SquareDotCube: so where you're building all that stuff, you'd want to build that around a tabernacle to get the most out of that
r10pez10: 100% convincing
MidoriTamago: harvest your mushrooms?
Sarah_Serinde: I'm definitely not dead it's fine
wildpeaks: just an ordinary happy farm
AnimeKitty: I'm so glad I don't have to be responsible here :p
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Kelderan: I could not be bothered to optimize and fortunately the game on normal doesn't require it... thanksfully.
lirazel64: You're welcome
AnimeKitty: lrrAWESOME
mowdownjoe: We can grow Camillas.
r10pez10: !addquote (Serge) [Now] I'm not here to think. I'm here to lead people to spiritual enlightenment, and that's it.
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MrsLlante: You have to specifically collect from Darkwood
F1SHOR: optimisation is for factory games not cults :P
wildpeaks: I do wish they had a different keybind for talking to people vs activating objects because I often end up accidentally talking to followers when I'm trying to plant a bunch of seeds
patrick_stonecrusher: ten new flowers :(
mowdownjoe: We have Camellias at home.
PMAvers: It can be worth it if you havn't been back there yet, they scale up.
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PipeSmokingOwl: you have to find a friend with 10 in their inventory; u drop urs and they do same and fill the bar
PipeSmokingOwl: ez gg
AnimeKitty: Nice
GDwarble: @F1SHOR Cults, traditionally, *can* heavily-optimize some aspects, though the cult nature does put a limit on how sustainable that is
SmithKurosaki: nice
PMAvers: After killing the boss, I mean. They get harder on revisits.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The line
KeytarCat: The Line
ReachW: The Line
vegetalss4: you wanted to build extra beds for security
kimmibeans: The Line
MrsLlante: Donโ€™t forget the foods
SnackPak_: daaa line
kimmibeans: Don't forget to build extra beds!
Tz_BG: Monkey follower has glowing eyes
MrsLlante: Feed
MrsLlante: Cult is hungry
kimmibeans: I think the monkey got old :(
mowdownjoe: Yo!
MrsLlante: You can make extras to leave out :)
Kelderan: NoBackseating is a tag for a reason <3
SmithKurosaki: serge actively ignores back seaters
Spades_Slicc: Is this a Hey Chat stream?
mowdownjoe: I'm here. Is it my time to ascend?
AnimeKitty: S P I T E
SmithKurosaki: serge will request help if he needs
MrsLlante: Sorry lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
SnackPak_: is this learning through spite? lrrBEEJ
TheBearBee: Have you considered Pyromancy though?
LordZarano: "I will let my people die if it still brings me joy"
mowdownjoe: Ascension sounds cool.
meepsalot: this game gets weird from my limited knowledge
FortunaeRota: Old age, sacrifice, ascension, or pit fight
PMAvers: They gotta get all the gunk out of the ceiling fan and repair it.
dangerous_safety: LUL
mowdownjoe: I will also accept dying in a pit fight.
Spacecarl: ascension is off cooldown earliest, thankfully.
sugarsh0t: i would actually love for my death to be a logistical problem
sugarsh0t: go out in a furious blaze of red tape
Sharkfists: I'm in for either old age or pit fight
SmithKurosaki: nothing like watching Serge while I'm out having dinner :p
RAICx: I think you lose 15% if you leave?
MrsLlante: Are you asking for advice on that?
SmithKurosaki: probably not
InquisitorGaia: remember it takes a % when you leave early
r10pez10: no advice please
mowdownjoe: Ascension may take a bit to recharge, is what I notice. So, I dunno. I'm open to other rituals.
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r10pez10: i'm down for being eaten
tdapenguin: Yes to advice, but it has to be not game-related...
r10pez10: actually how many ways are there to die in this game
SmithKurosaki: @mrsllante basically unless Serge actively addresses chat with a question, safe to assume he's not asking :)
Spacecarl: man a lot are hitting old age. I guess we gotta recruit some more
SmithKurosaki: I say this as one of his regulars :)
adept_nekomancer: The dungeon portion of this game reminds me of "Moonlighter". The rest... not as much.
chaostreader: We had an option to just be able to murder followers but we took something else. Canโ€™t remember what.
mowdownjoe: Moonlighter was so fun. I should download the DLC and play it again some time.
patrick_stonecrusher: but wait there's mooooore!
gualdhar: that's me! I'm a moo cow!
Mischievous_Catgeist: beef is on the menu!
Sarah_Serinde: Smash!
InquisitorGaia: the knife definitely has too much knock back for my taste
Sharkfists: EAT IT
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Smash!
duckace11: Sell!
kimmibeans: SMASH IT
Mischievous_Catgeist: lick it
r10pez10: pray to it
mowdownjoe: Portal?
F1SHOR: join them
dangerous_safety: take it home
r10pez10: i sort of want to see what happens
ReachW: Enter it?
vegetalss4: Sacrifice to it
mowdownjoe: A portal opened when you smashed it.
PipeSmokingOwl: amazonStartBlasting
MrSarkhan: dance?
TheyThemPronouns: kill it softly
AnimeKitty: I like lick it :D
Juliamon: Portal is just boss refight
KaleidoscopeMind: take it to the british museum
dangerous_safety: put it in a jar?
CataclysmicReverb: We upgrade to a better god
r10pez10: serge getting cult-like responses from chat is kind of funny
patrick_stonecrusher: 404 page not found
vegetalss4: Answering "wrong" is tradition now
r10pez10: yes you've trained us well, leader
AnimeKitty: Answering wrong was always the tradition
vegetalss4: I mean we keep doing it
KeytarCat: It's the joke, but not the tradition?
Veggiekeks: chat has made it so
SmithKurosaki: @r10pez10 brew crew isn't a cult.... nope. not at all *hides the sergeCanal alter*
TemporallyAwry: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
SmithKurosaki: altar*
PMAvers: Honestly this weapon is kind of great for runs like this, since you're just sucking up all that fervour and getting Divine Inspiration unlocks.
saucemaster5000: Looks like there's dissenters in this chat -- how big is the jail?
gualdhar: so much hard wood
kylekasson: SMASH IT
KeytarCat: SMASH
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The line
kimmibeans: smash it!
degenfrom_upcountry: are the card buffs permanent or just for the round?
dangerous_safety: go left
Mischievous_Catgeist: lick it
meaninglessMeg: SMASH
InquisitorGaia: eat
Sharkfists: eait it!
Spades_Slicc: kiss kiss
TheyThemPronouns: SMASH!!
vegetalss4: Rebuild it!
ReachW: Go North
PipeSmokingOwl: amazonNope
sugarsh0t: dress sexy for it
SmithKurosaki: +1 go left
duckace11: @SmithKurosaki For the last time it's not an alter it's just where we gavel in the Brew Crew Canal commitee meetings
r10pez10: dress sexy for it
r10pez10: that was julie!
gualdhar: @r10pez10 oh baby
degenfrom_upcountry: are the card buffs permanent?
smitser93: We leave an offering and ask to be it's prophet
KeytarCat: Yes, Ropes will do for sexy
SmithKurosaki: @duckace11 thats just what we tell people
Spades_Slicc: Canal's are nice but have y'all seen a good weir?
KeytarCat: Er, ropes, not name
sugarsh0t: we've updated our cult agenda to include showing a sliver of ankle
Spacecarl: scandalous!
wildpeaks: even if it's not my kind of games usually, this game makes me want to try Binding of Isaac
duckace11: @SmithKurosaki because it's the truth
SmithKurosaki: @sugarsh0t nothing above the side joint :p
InquisitorGaia: the way you ask us what we do to a false idol sounds like youre asking kindergarteners, so obviously we have to answer with random nonsensical phrases
smitser93: what about showing an entire wrist?
sugarsh0t: @smitser93 harlot
Juliamon: this is... a grind
smitser93: I know......
wildpeaks: save us, addblock
adept_nekomancer: We'll just have to subtract them.
smitser93: wear shoes on our hands and gloves on our feet ๐Ÿค”
degenfrom_upcountry: seems like adds ever quarter
Darleysam: a coffee-based cult shouldn't have any problem dealing with grinds, though
sugarsh0t: @smitser93 now we're talking
kimmibeans: @InquisitorGaia Better than college students. They answer with blank stares and silence
Kelderan: Help. These puns. So painful.
KeytarCat: I wish the health was close to the same total, but the main fight has the elite variant phases tacked on
mowdownjoe: No! More adds!
SmithKurosaki: clearly Serge needs one of them spam filters
Juliamon: If it's every 25% this should be the last one
incredulouspasserby: Wow this bossโ€™ hit box sucks
Spades_Slicc: "No more adss!" people subscribing on twitch
patrick_stonecrusher: l had a run where l was just melting stuff and this dood still made me do all the add battl3s
sugarsh0t: one of my nephew's earliest fine motor skills was tapping the button on youtube to skip ads
Tz_BG: I don't think having a dagger is helping any
PMAvers: I assume they don't want you to be running through the earlier areas for resources without it being a equal challenge.
TemporallyAwry: I get the feeling the quest to collect those flowers was a clever move from the game to help you to find this new boss.
Spacecarl: phew, good job!
wildpeaks: indeed
kimmibeans: Hi new buddy!
GhostValv: gg :)
MyrddintheWizard: GG
madmictlan: gg
SquareDotCube: not the form?
KeytarCat: Those were just berry seeds, right?
wildpeaks: and a way to find out you're still allowed to go into dungeons after you beat the area boss
Spades_Slicc: But that could've been my fursona!
wildpeaks: sadly not endless
r10pez10: nice. so we can die from abandonment now too
Dread_Pirate_Westley: New berry, who dis?
ZweiVinter: Hopefully the new ones will be Berry nice
wildpeaks: happy little cult
AnimeKitty: YAS
AnimeKitty: I'm in!
patrick_stonecrusher: TEETH
Robot_Bones: How are the hair cuts?
Snowcookies: "retirement"
Hot_Leather_Daddy: TEETH
GDwarble: Is it too late to name the cult "Dental Plan"? :P
madmictlan: @AnimeKitty it is the nekomod!
FortunaeRota: The benefits are to die for
Hulyen: This game is a blast, I hope you're enjoying it!
wildpeaks: and a personal chef cooks the food
AnimeKitty: Orange cat!
AnimeKitty: Or is that a fox?
GDwarble: @wildpeaks Lamb fried rice
duckace11: isn't there a color options as well
AnimeKitty: :D
Juliamon: AnimeKitty actually just me reincarnated lmao
AnimeKitty: Purple!
AnimeKitty: TEETH
Spades_Slicc: Oop
madmictlan: rukiriEfe
AnimeKitty: It's fine, stream delay is a thing
Snowcookies: lrrbot?
gualdhar: >.>
Spades_Slicc: Snerge
Hot_Leather_Daddy: hmm~
wildpeaks: oh yeah, lrrbot
Mischievous_Catgeist: i love the design of that member
SmithKurosaki: give lrrbotna body?
degenfrom_upcountry: time for Ben Ben?
madmictlan: snerge
Sarah_Serinde: So rude
SnackPak_: hurtful
CAKHost: Do Lrrbot!
SmithKurosaki: Snerge!
PMAvers: I feel like Kathleen would like this one?
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Don't fall for the spider trap.
Xenguin47: You could mod me, Serge.
bothendsburning: Jo?
iris_of_ether: Do you just need chat members??
wildpeaks: lrrbot will remember this
madmictlan: @PMAvers this
GhostValv: sergeSnerge
ReachW: #Justice for LRRBot
Sarah_Serinde: Hey chat, Serge hasn't asked for other suggestions yet
degenfrom_upcountry: that's even better
r10pez10: wait
duckace11: you say that but I've seen what has been generated in his name
r10pez10: is this the boss you fought
patrick_stonecrusher: deal
kimmibeans: Kathleen sounds perfect
smitser93: What about LRRBit???
Sarah_Serinde: smitser93 He already said no
RockPusher: gabyLul
madmictlan: yay
RockPusher: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaay...
Xenguin47: I like to imagine that she's less "gullible" and more about "All in on this whole not-a-cult thing"
LordZarano: ลฆฤงษ‡ ลษจnษ‡
ritchards: yes oh great leader!
smitser93: I mean the crypto currency LRRBit not bot ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ
kimmibeans: The Line
DeM0nFiRe: The Line
Mischievous_Catgeist: the line
KeytarCat: The Line
ReachW: The Line
SmithKurosaki: alright, have fun. probably gonna miss sign off travelling
madmictlan: the line
r10pez10: Juliamon II
Veggiekeks: The line
Kaorti: The Line
patfinder: pick me
ContingentCat: the line
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Smash!
TheyThemPronouns: the Line
sugarsh0t: dress sexy for them
Tangsm: What cult?
Tandtroll_OG: The Line
Spades_Slicc: Le Thine
Mischievous_Catgeist: join the line
TheElrad: Hook Line and Sinker
GhostValv: spec ops
duckace11: "What if I don't want to have my brain back you can't tell me what to do" - Kathleen from that one CH episode
dangerous_safety: Kathleen is just "yes and"ing the cult
ReachW: ohI get it it's because we say the line
RAICx: Yeah, they were the same
mowdownjoe: Hey, didn't the missionary missions have a chance of death? I'll accept that if a ritual isn't open.
FortunaeRota: And when we imprison dissenters we tell them not to cross the line
Spades_Slicc: The berries were within you all along
Ammondale: it's night?
r10pez10: what do you say when we find a false god like button
CAKHost: They're sleeping?
RockPusher: Old Man James
CAKHost: *Were sleeping
Driosenth: James is old
degenfrom_upcountry: James needs to be sacrificed on the poutine altar
CataclysmicReverb: James cannot ascend. He must retire as he lived. Into a pit
Tandtroll_OG: How auspicious
dangerous_safety: send him to the pit (fight)
incredulouspasserby: James v mowdownjoe pit fight to the death?
patrick_stonecrusher: can we get that added to quotes?
mowdownjoe: YES!
TheyThemPronouns: I imagine it's too early to hold old person death match
Driosenth: back to the pit
madmictlan: rukiriPenlight rukiriPenlight
Spacecarl: James has a win already, this gonna be interesting
r10pez10: there's fishing in this?
r10pez10: this game has everything
dangerous_safety: fish ritual
dangerous_safety: or fitual
patrick_stonecrusher: SEA SEA SEA FISH GANG FISH GANG
Spades_Slicc: pit fight on hold, it's time for CRAB
mowdownjoe: I'll take my ascention.
sugarsh0t: but it's saturday night and therefore alright for pit fighting
gualdhar: kill James and feed him to the cult
Sharkfists: we need a descention of james
dougma: hmmmmmmm.....
wildpeaks: I wish rituals explicitely said how long remaining on cooldowns
madmictlan: mmmm
dougma: hhahahahahaha
FortunaeRota: Mowdownjoes been wanting to ascend
r10pez10: sugarsh0t get a little action in
lirazel64: Weren't you going to.ascend Sarah?
sugarsh0t: alright, alright!
r10pez10: lmao
wildpeaks: sounds fishy
Sarah_Serinde: lirazel64 Oh I'm already gone
madmictlan: quรฉ?
lirazel64: ok
patfinder: not a cult
Sharkfists: can we gamble on the outcome?
r10pez10: i can set up a prediction
incredulouspasserby: Mowdownjoe better live long enough to fight to the death
Spacecarl: theres still a good amount of cooldown left I think
Spades_Slicc: cooldown looked around 50% on the pit fight
PMAvers: That projectile from Hands of Rage hits like a TRUCK if I remember correctly.
Spacecarl: Yeah!
Mischievous_Catgeist: enjoying my time in line
CAKHost: Big Fish
TheyThemPronouns: heck yeah
enbyKriss: Yeah
kimmibeans: This is fun!
gualdhar: just jealous I can't join the cult :(
sugarsh0t: i'm getting some mixed messages on whether or not this is actually a cult
KeytarCat: I'm having a great time
Sarah_Serinde: Might be time for another break if you're planning to keep going a while, Serge?
PMAvers: Time for Crab!
Serpens77: if you've got time to gab, you've got time for CRAB
wildpeaks: just started a new playthrough :D
AnimeKitty: @Sarah_Serinde I'm glad someone is here to keep on top of him :D
RealGamerCow: #notacult
PMAvers: In service of a divine being.
squ3e: This game worth getting? Looks fun, but I didn;'t super enjoy dont starve, but love roguelikes
MidoriTamago: no, joe!
Sarah_Serinde: You would know better how that works than I do :P
mowdownjoe: :( Old age...
fuzzy_died: Joe just died
kimmibeans: Mowdownjoe has reached the end of the line :(
Peach_Leigh: I just got this game yesterday and havenโ€™t been able to put it down
Alex_Frostfire: Joe just died of old age.
MrsLlante: Is the lake glowing? Is that why you are getting lucky?
TheElrad: RIP mowdownjoe
FortunaeRota: If anyone asks you must state the official line
Sarah_Serinde: I just know we've had 2 in 4 hours
FortunaeRota: Oh nooo
DeM0nFiRe: F
dougma: welp so much for the poll
Sarah_Serinde: MrsLlante He did a ritual to give him better luck
Sarah_Serinde: Adam?
RockPusher: James wins on a technicality, which is a very James way to win
MrsLlante: Oh cool
Sharkfists: I'm always down for fisticuffs
Spades_Slicc: lobster!
KeytarCat: And you need another body pit!
kylekasson: That does mean that James is 2-0
PMAvers: James can always fight Beej again whenever he gets back from the missionary job
drcthulu: rez them and makes them fight from the dead
FortunaeRota: Look we all knew eventually itd be james and adam
Spacecarl: Well you dont haaaave to have the loser die
degenfrom_upcountry: young ones should have more of a chance to win, no?
lamina5432: what was the last special fish?
Xenguin47: New plan.. get Joe's bones...
mowdownjoe: I mean... I wouldn't mind fueling a ritual...
CAKHost: Is that our Shamyard?
kylekasson: James
lirazel64: James
degenfrom_upcountry: james
dangerous_safety: james
Spades_Slicc: Don't all your peeps get +20 something if you sacrifice someone?
Spades_Slicc: or is that just the ones who were present during that event?
lirazel64: Pumpkin soup for all!
degenfrom_upcountry: how long do you have the fishing buff for?
Spades_Slicc: one more day
Spacecarl: Ascension may not count as sacrifice?
wildpeaks: which boss is it ?
degenfrom_upcountry: pit club
Spades_Slicc: red frog
wildpeaks: ahh
kimmibeans: Heket
CAKHost: Everyone from the last stream is getting old!
dougma: need to get in some fresh blood....
RAICx: Heket
dougma: litterally
kylekasson: More like Knife and Fork, am I right??
wildpeaks: good little frog
ritchards: sermon is
Spades_Slicc: Sir Mon
ritchards: !badadvice
LRRbot: Hack it with your katana.
Spades_Slicc: 5 bones
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
kimmibeans: End of the Line
KeytarCat: End of the Line
PMAvers: The great sausage grinder in the sky
dangerous_safety: this is how James respawns in minecraft
Mischievous_Catgeist: the farm up forest
Serpens77: James is going to a better place... Studio A
dangerous_safety: LUL
Sharkfists: we sent james to the bone zone
chaostreader: Under crown we can get a new fleece.
wildpeaks: hmm, several streamers I see getting bones from Ascend and I still don't know what other rule choice causes it
drcthulu: I like the golden fleece
TemporallyAwry: There are so many good clips, but without context their a bit yikes X'D
El_Funko: That's our Serge, selling his meat on the internet. Live now at OnlyLambs
GDwarble: So, the ethics here are "we won't use human meat, but we *will* sell it for other to do whatever they want with it"? :P
Featherweight_: James is well known for being full of bones
Spades_Slicc: @GDwarble It's going to a good cause (god)
wildpeaks: chtulhu with glowy eyes is probably nothing to worry about
PMAvers: And you can send two followers out on missionary missions now.
Spacecarl: @GDwarble the selling is an offering to the old god we serve
Spacecarl: so not really selling I guess?
GDwarble: @Spacecarl Not sure that's hugely better, really
drcthulu: bet for the boss?
kimmibeans: Sending positive vibes!
TheyThemPronouns: vibing!
TemporallyAwry: sergePopcorn - good luck
Spades_Slicc: I assembled poutine at a street fair today, take my walking poutine vibes!!!
dangerous_safety: vibing as hard as I can
El_Funko: Good vibes of you're going to fart, but it'll smell like pipin hot poutine
Spades_Slicc: The best vibes
Spacecarl: So somebody was saying that you can buy more tarot cards at the fortune person, is that with gold?
Spades_Slicc: Is funko a part of the Line?
r10pez10: lmao funko wtf
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Ryxiene: How goes the cult?!
Ryxiene: Ayyy nice! Good luck with getting stronk
Sharkfists: yay me!
Ryxiene: LUL
KeytarCat: The moth looking for the Light
kylekasson: SMASH IT
mowdownjoe: HULK SMASH
Spades_Slicc: kissy kissy
GDwarble: Eat it?
KeytarCat: Smash
FortunaeRota: Smash
kimmibeans: SMASH IT
Sharkfists: eat it!
TheyThemPronouns: kill!
vegetalss4: Polish it
RAICx: Hug it!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Go left!
Veggiekeks: propose
KaleidoscopeMind: hug it (violently until it breaks)
ContingentCat: Praise?
DanTheMediocre: the hustle
dangerous_safety: return to sender?
Piratical_tendancies: bop it
patrick_stonecrusher: polka!
BrightstormRising: The enemies are wild pokemon?
drcthulu: the god of polka
Xenguin47: Weird Al
kimmibeans: Hey now, Polka is healing music!
Tz_BG: The one Weird Al follows
GDwarble: Weird Al is a god, right?
Xenguin47: XD
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
GDwarble: XD
drcthulu: lol
GhostValv: :)
iris_of_ether: :D
degenfrom_upcountry: was it good?
kylekasson: :D :D
Driosenth: You didn't think a documentary made by and about Weird Al wouldn't be a parody?
Mischievous_Catgeist: weird al would make his biography a parody
saucemaster5000: That happened to me when I saw spinal tap. kept thinking "These guys aren't very good..." then recognized one of them from "clue"
Manae: He also made a documentary about owning a TV station a few decades back
madmictlan: all of the axe
Persephonehime95: hell yeah lifesteal!!!
mowdownjoe: Stick with the Necromancy play.
Driosenth: UHF is underrated
Peach_Leigh: Yeah I think you can
Mischievous_Catgeist: yes
wildpeaks: yes you can
CaptainSpam: Like, Weird Al's life HAS been pretty well documented in detail over the years, so I guess making his biopic a parody is perfectly all right. :p
drcthulu: yes, but it's a low proc rate
El_Funko: I'm great at video games so I'm going to allow it
ritchards: yep, I'm old
kimmibeans: End of the Line
F1SHOR: only answer if your good - if your bad but know you must not speak :P
DeM0nFiRe: End of the line
RAICx: End of the Line
voslan: End of the Line....
Tangsm: I hope my friends and family react this way when I turn 50.
Sarah_Serinde: It just said they got old, not that they died, right?
GDwarble: Serge, the trailer *opens* with Al being arrested for an underground polka party :P
Mischievous_Catgeist: end of the line
TheyThemPronouns: End of the Line
KeytarCat: End of the Line
PipeSmokingOwl: bloobyF end of the line
Xenguin47: Beginning of a New Line
madmictlan: final de linea
Veggiekeks: a bed has collapsed ritchards has died. coincidence? i think not
heartofgoldfish: F
drcthulu: people need to stop dying before you can sacrifice them
squ3e: whats the 4 mushrooms in the top left circle?
Manae: He has reached the end of the line. All hail the line
Driosenth: I wonder if the biopic is going to cover making the biopic
F1SHOR: you dont get a name like wierd al for nothing'
Xenguin47: I mean...
gualdhar: this is the Daniel Radcliffe biopic right?
heartofgoldfish: Turns out the Underground Polka Party is an illegal political affinity group
Sharkfists: his name isn't Normal Al
Driosenth: correct
JadedCynic: @Driosenth I would actually not be surprised at that
GDwarble: @gualdhar Yeah
BrightstormRising: I mean are you saying that you have never been arrested at an undergrounds poka party?
Sarah_Serinde: Daniel Radcliffe plays Weird Al yes
KeytarCat: It's hard to take a parody of Weird Al far enough to be unbelievable
CaptainSpam: The part of the trailer with Dr. Demento discovering Al in a nightclub just amused me for some reason.
Spades_Slicc: @BrightstormRising They've never caught me at an underground polka party
GDwarble: @Sarah_Serinde A Daniel Radcliffe biopic where he's played by Weird Al would *also* be amazing
Manae: Weird Al is actually an incredibly straight-laced christian that abstains from cursing and alcohol. Not vocal about it, but tries to be an all around good dude
MrsLlante: You got this! We believe.
mowdownjoe: ZOOMIE
Sarah_Serinde: @Sarah_Serinde ...yes, yes it would
drcthulu: bet?
Ryxiene: \o\ luck
Kelderan: Goood luck
Xenguin47: Right now, Daniel Radcliffe's agent is just like, "How far away from 'charming boy wizard' is this role? He'll take it!"
kylekasson: SMASH ITTTTTTT
dangerous_safety: search for traps!
Spacecarl: May you See The Line
Spades_Slicc: kiss kiss kiss
KeytarCat: Smash
Mischievous_Catgeist: lick it
vegetalss4: Dice it
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Tell Dale.
F1SHOR: do you think radcliff applied to be wierd al or they came to him with the role
FortunaeRota: No items, fox only, final destination it
duckace11: sell!
MyrddintheWizard: Good Luck!
jessieimproved: warning, we have a LOT of channel points
GDwarble: @Xenguin47 Nah, he passed that years ago. Now he just seems to pick whatever looks fun/weird/interesting
drcthulu: good luck, kill that frog!
Xenguin47: I mean, it
Xenguin47: it's not like he needs the money
wildpeaks: inb4 not only Serge beats the boss, but he also gets the "beat the boss without getting hit" cheevo
vegetalss4: Oooh and the healing might make that procable multiple times in the boss fight
patrick_stonecrusher: did you know you can buy an xtra card there?
Spades_Slicc: You're seriously gonna kill all these frogs on Yargle day?
Spacecarl: So, whats the thing to the left of the card person?
El_Funko: How do the controls feel, Serge? Are they snappy like a Hades or a Dead Cells?
drcthulu: the birds are the worst
wildpeaks: +1 these birds are the worst
MidoriTamago: you went down half a heart and up half a heart in this room
El_Funko: interesting
Ryxiene: seabatOAK
PMAvers: It definitely feels a lot better with a controller, I found.
drcthulu: OSFrog
I_P_N_POOLS: Venusaur looks weird lol
fuzzy_died: Was there a prediction?
dangerous_safety: nope
wildpeaks: come on free heal
wildpeaks: darn
Xenguin47: Nooooo
MrsLlante: F
squ3e: The red on red eems ROUGH
madmictlan: rukiriEfe
dangerous_safety: F
mowdownjoe: Didn't see any.
kimmibeans: oof
PMAvers: I'm not really convinced you *can* get heals off the summoned adds.
kdefinition: Absolutely no procs.
kylekasson: I was watching for it, and I didn't see *any* procs during the boss fight
BrightstormRising: Didn't see any
vegetalss4: You did not, I paid close attention to that
KeytarCat: Maybe vampirism is bad in this game :(
kdefinition: Also, good boss design: Everything Is Red and Boy There Is A Lot Of It
MrsLlante: Rude
PMAvers: Feels like Vampirism is good for *getting* to the boss with full health, but not great during it.
gualdhar: is it just me or is Serge secretly a coffee cult leader irl?
Sarah_Serinde: Ritchards didn't die, they just got old
Sarah_Serinde: Exactly yes
KeytarCat: Oh, I've never seen it go off :O
Sarah_Serinde: Hopefully it's time for fight club
KeytarCat: !badadvice
KeytarCat: right
madmictlan: elder fight club
Sarah_Serinde: !badadvice
LRRbot: Test the death pit.
Sarah_Serinde: Ahahaha
KeytarCat: HAH
dangerous_safety: Perfect
madmictlan: appropiate
TemporallyAwry: And were sure LRRbot isn't a person? ;p
LordZarano: jlrrPit
wildpeaks: lrrbot knows
ritchards: Mr!
Xenguin47: Old man slap fight!
TotallyNotaBeholder: Saturday night at the care home
heartofgoldfish: Grangran pit fight!
CaptainSpam: Welcome to #notacult, where we have our old people fight to the death for our amusement.
Juliamon: This is the fight pit, not the death pit.
PMAvers: And they exploded into burgers
Juliamon: Just because a fight ends in death doesn't make it a death pit.
Sarah_Serinde: Disagree :P
wildpeaks: meat's back on the menu
Spacecarl: does the teleport back take the stuff you earned or can you do non-boss bone runs?
Sarah_Serinde: Spacecarl You lose a little but keep most of it
GhostValv: oh ya bud
Juliamon: You can't guarantee you bring back bones
Spacecarl: ah
wildpeaks: teleport just loses 15%
Spades_Slicc: If only we had the option to just straight up murder followers
Spades_Slicc: free bones
KeytarCat: Red tint and red enemies
heartofgoldfish: You can turn down some visual effects in the options to make it easier to see in boss fights
PMAvers: The worst offenders are the ones on the "front" part of the arenas that block the view.
KeytarCat: Works for me!
PMAvers: Like, the props that are around the edge, some of the ones on the edge extend up into the arena.
drcthulu: Hades is a good example of a roguelite done exceedingly well, bit of a high bar for comparison
saucemaster5000: Funnily enough, I stopped playing Hades because I found the controls a bit too rigid, so I probably would have complaints about this as well....
wildpeaks: probably a bit harder to see when you have spotlights in the face from streaming
kdefinition: I feel like, "Our core combat isn't really that hard so we made it impossible to tell what's happening" isn't something you would want to deliberately do as a designer
Sarah_Serinde: Good work Beej
kimmibeans: Yay Beej!
ContingentCat: !lovebeej
LRRbot: Chat loves Beej and I love Beej lrrBEEEJ
Ryxiene: your cultists need more fiber < <;
KeytarCat: Thanks!
vegetalss4: Thanks for the stream
patrick_stonecrusher: FutureMan FutureMan FutureMan
PMAvers: That boss is definitely a wall.
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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Ryxiene: thanks for stream ^ v ^
TemporallyAwry: But we found a different boss, and killed that one - so it was progress :D
kimmibeans: The Line
KeytarCat: The Line
Defrost: PMAvers, But maybe he's going to be the one who saves you?
meaninglessMeg: Thanks for the stream, Serge! This has been super fun to watch
duckace11: Cheer50 more tithes For the not a cult leader
LordZarano: แŽขแŽปแŽฌ แžแแแŽฌ
MrSarkhan: sergeHeart sergeHeart lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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kimmibeans: Thank you for the stream! I'm looking forward to trying this game for myself
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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Sarah_Serinde: !store
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RockPusher: Thank you Serge lrrSHINE sergeHeart lrrSHINE
GDwarble: Thanks for the stream!
Xenguin47: Tuesday is coming up in the week!
PMAvers: Root on AFK! Hopefully it's finally RAT GANG time.
kimmibeans: Have a good night!
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
GhostValv: o7
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
Ryxiene: Kappa