beowuuf: deus ex: humane revolution is when you play stealth :p
ihlendrax: One fat finger and and Enter key…and we’ve gone off on a tangent. LOL
Metric_Furlong: it's what chat does
Metric_Furlong: along with puns
beowuuf: look, chat has invented many wonderful things through tangents.
ihlendrax: True, true. It’s chat’s super power.
TehAmelie: being easily influenced
mtvcdm: Apparently my idea of chilling is massive data entry into an Excel file of a theoretical college football lineal title belt.
v_nome: @mtvcdm Have you considered Eve Online?
beowuuf: gives the fingers and brain something to do while you wanna watch stuff :p
Metric_Furlong: way back in the day, when Kathleen was streaming Child of Light, most of chat just started posting in rhyming couplets to stay on-theme with the game's dialogue
v_nome: Basically add cool spaceship pictures to your existing activity
beowuuf: oh yeah i recall that
mtvcdm: You haven't lived until you've made Google ask you if you're not a robot in the process of finding a small Pennsylvania college's media guide to see who they played on a very specific weekend in 1928.
mtvcdm: This happened to me last night.
DarkMorford: o_O
TehAmelie: you could run an Eve Online football team. get 25 accounts or however many players there are and make them all tacklers
beowuuf: today i learned i haven;'t lived :(
Metric_Furlong: beowuuf I think at one point a few of us started having a side-conversation about Persona 4, still in rhyming couplets
beowuuf: :D
mtvcdm: This is not the first time Google has asked me to confirm my not-a-robotness.
v_nome: I've had a suspicion for a while that I'm not living if I'm honest
lime_heer: what is the command for the countdown too next stream?
mtvcdm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (LoadingReadyRun Presents Not a Drop to Drink. A Tale of Vancouver Island by Night. Game: Not a Drop to Drink Series 2) at Sun 12:00 PM PDT (9m from now).
TehAmelie: physically booping into enemy ships to get them off course is a career in that game
TehAmelie: which sounds weird
v_nome: @TehAmelie This sound like making a multi-box tournament team. lol
mtvcdm: Eve is a game I'm fine reading about in Kotaku but looks like it has way too many jerks for me to actually want to play with.
NotCainNorAbel: get your <strike>sacrifices</strike> drinks ready
Metric_Furlong: (still far from the worst discussion about that game's portrayal of LGBT people I've head, btw)
beowuuf: The <s>Line</s> Hunger
TehAmelie: that's the wonder of multiboxing, you can just play with yourself
v_nome: @mtvcdm That is a fair assessment
airylan: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (LoadingReadyRun Presents Not a Drop to Drink. A Tale of Vancouver Island by Night. Game: Not a Drop to Drink Series 2) at Sun 12:00 PM PDT (7m from now).
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the office sweatband
PhoenixMelior: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (LoadingReadyRun Presents Not a Drop to Drink. A Tale of Vancouver Island by Night. Game: Not a Drop to Drink Series 2) at Sun 12:00 PM PDT (7m from now).
mtvcdm: Also my gaming money is more reliably spent on smaller games. Steam's PAX profile showed me Jellycar Worlds and Writer's Block, those both went on my wishlist.
beowuuf: ah yes, pax, going to have a new acq inc to watch tomorrow
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (LoadingReadyRun Presents Not a Drop to Drink. A Tale of Vancouver Island by Night. Game: Not a Drop to Drink Series 2) at Sun 12:00 PM PDT (5m from now).
Metric_Furlong: S O O N
SpaceBattery: Soon!!!!!
PhoenixMelior: soon™
beowuuf: (tm)
v_nome: I don't know why I'm trying to sell somebody on a game I haven't played in like... 5+ years? but Eve has gone free to play at least enough to start it
TehAmelie: i was just thinking most of the same words
Solid_Fuel: i like the storylines thatcomes from eve, and mmo whee i could just mine in space seems relaxing... but i ate this drug called League a while back....
Solid_Fuel: wow i look high the way i write...
beowuuf: high on hype :p
beowuuf: also league
Solid_Fuel: heheh you got me there :D
TXC2: hello Everybody
Metric_Furlong: beowuuf Hygh, if you will Kappa
DarkMorford: Hello TXC2
TehAmelie: i used to power four accounts with in-game currency even before free play was an option. it's a chore that can take up as much of your life as you let it, i dunno if anyone needs that, but sure it's satisfying for some people
PhoenixMelior: txc2 eddaHi
Solid_Fuel: Hi TXC2
ihlendrax: Hello, Vamily!
PharaohBender27: I feel like Eve would be WAY too intense and involved for me.
SnowBuddy18: hello everybitey
v_nome: I was a mission runner for a long time and that was a good background/idlish activity, then I discovered the joys of piracy and ran around in a frigate being a baddy. lol
beowuuf: sergeHi txc2
NotCainNorAbel: lunarj1Fangs Bite lunarj1Fangs Club lunarj1Fangs
TXC2: hello DarkMorford and PharaohBender27 and Solid_Fuel and beowuuf
Metric_Furlong: hello SnowBuddy18
beowuuf: @Metric_Furlong i think i will :)
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @TXC2 !
TXC2: hello PharaohBender27
KevlarGiraffe: Hello everyone!
Metric_Furlong: hey KevlarGiraffe
TXC2: hello KevlarGiraffe welcome
PharaohBender27: You already said hello, I was saying hello back :p
beowuuf: lunarj1Fangs
TehAmelie: greetings, citizens
TXC2: hello PhoenixMelior
TXC2: PharaohBender27 yes I missed phoenix the first time :p
corianderd: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (LoadingReadyRun Presents Not a Drop to Drink. A Tale of Vancouver Island by Night. Game: Not a Drop to Drink Series 2) at Sun 12:00 PM PDT (0s ago).
Creideiki_SE: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (LoadingReadyRun Presents Not a Drop to Drink. A Tale of Vancouver Island by Night. Game: Not a Drop to Drink Series 2) at Sun 12:00 PM PDT (0s ago).
corianderd: haha sniped!
TXC2: corianderd WINS!
beowuuf: lrrHORN
DarkMorford: lrrHORN lrrHORN
TheGreenMonster450: oh boy I am hyped for tonight
PhoenixMelior: !findquote butts
LRRbot: Quote #3497: "Adult Diapers! I've got a butt-load!" —Ian [2016-10-07]
Metric_Furlong: TheGreenMonster450 same
MidgardSerpent: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
beowuuf: well, cori also lost as the stream hasn't started :p
beowuuf: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lunarj1Fangs
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN lrrCORI lrrHORN_HF
DarkMorford: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
SpaceBattery: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
lime_heer: :D
Metric_Furlong: also signal
ihlendrax: Fang gang! Fang gang! :hype:
Solid_Fuel: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Fangs lrrSIG lunarj1Fangs
TehAmelie: it's live, and something's gonna undead
SpaceBattery subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 34 months, currently on a 34 month streak!
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Vanbael: looking forward to more bite club!
ContingentCat: lrrSIG lrrSHINE
Ham_techs: Go go go
beowuuf: The Fang
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PhoenixMelior: perfect. I will be listening while I play games on the other monitor eddaBless
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MidgardSerpent: The one year! Happy Bite Club appreciation day!
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usmu1976: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Drasvin: v--v
Solid_Fuel: i have been waiting for 9 hours for this! i am so hyped!
Metric_Furlong: it'd undead and something's going to happen?
beowuuf: #NotAFangCult
nuclearstulle: v--v
frnknstn: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> It's time! | Session 3 of our VtM v5 chronicle, NOT A DROP TO DRINK is starting on | Join @JacobBurgessVO @UnarmedOracle @apsalar @WakeUpSuper and @LunarJade as they meet up with some old friends. | #Vampirethemasquerade #vamily ||
PharaohBender27: Cheer333 lunarj1Fangs FANG GANG FANG GANG lunarj1Fangs
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Metric_Furlong: (probably a messy crit or two)
CantWearHats: what's up sports fans
theevermist: Time to turn into a bat
TXC2: hello CantWearHats
SpaceBattery is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 37 in the channel!
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ihlendrax: I started a rewatch of LA by Night to fill the time between episodes in this season. LOL
mtvcdm: @CantWearHats Ferrari's done it again CantWearHats
Drasvin: Reminder that the first roll of the session is a messy crit
TXC2: SpaceBattery lrrHEART
beowuuf: @CantWearHats bases are loaded with messy crits and we've four players on the field
Lusunati: Hello friends!
Fragged_Templar: lrrSHINE lrrCAMERON lrrCORI lrrHEATHER lrrADAM lrrSHINE
Sarah_Serinde: oh hi chat
corianderd: How's it fanging fellow Children of the Night?
beowuuf: lrrSHINE
SmithKurosaki: greetings
Metric_Furlong: hi Sarah_Serinde
TXC2: hello Sarah_Serinde
Drasvin: nakateYo Hello
NicoTheSly: @corianderd Seen any good pray recently?
accountmadeforants: (㇏( lrrSIG ᵥᵥ lrrSIG )ノ)
arsvelier: Looking forward to that messy crit to start things off.
TheHaCoFo: Hi all
Juliamon: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
CantWearHats: @CantWearHats FBtouchdown
Sarah_Serinde: accountmadeforants Amazing
Mazrae: hello everyone ive always thought this was prerecorded and wasnt live and ime so glad that im catching it live
hyralt: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
beowuuf: sergeHi
Fragged_Templar: we need a Jacob and Jaxob emoji
TXC2: corianderd we had a street party today so I'm pooped :p
fragilepaper: Oh yeah the messy crit
KevlarGiraffe: v--v
Darksteel_Mike: *tips hat* M'kindred.
mtvcdm: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs Only a bite-sized amount of time left.
Lusunati: I think it's pre-recorded but broadcast live?
TXC2: hello Mazrae welcome
corianderd: @TXC2 it's p much your bedtime anyway :P
TehAmelie: it's a live showing of a prerecord
ExachixKitsune: whoo getting to it live
beowuuf: @Fragged_Templar ysbrydJacobVision ysbrydPunjail
Drasvin: @Mazrae The sessions are pre-recorded, but they're doing a live stream to premiere them
theymerLoviatar: hecky yeeeeah good evening vamily
Dreadelicious: fang gang fang gang fang gang
TXC2: corianderd indeed :p
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NotCainNorAbel: lunarj1Fangs Bite lunarj1Fangs Club lunarj1Fangs
TheHaCoFo: @Mazrae they are prerecorded it's the premiere and some moderation here
TXC2: hyralt lrrHEART
W_Livi: oh hey, actually managing to tune in on-time for once :)
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Metric_Furlong: the sub drops continue
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CosmicDuctTape: @W_Livi I'm also tuning in live for once!
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SpaceBattery: Cheer100 Cheer100
lime_heer: @SpaceBattery thanks for the gift :D now i can go lrrHAM too lrrAWESOME
theymerLoviatar: I'm doing sewing for my VtM larp costume right now, perfect timing
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jdr_42: vtmBestial
Darksteel_Mike: oh this track slaps, gotta write this down
Lusunati: @theymerLoviatar I didn't know WoD Larp was ongoing
TXC2: Weagle nice
Lusunati: Nice
CantWearHats: nice
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CosmicDuctTape: time for me to intermittently remember my Prime sub!
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accountmadeforants: Meanwhile, I recently found out that Guilty Gear (Strive) marks the profiles of anyone who frequently disconnects during matches with a red skull (so you know to avoid them), which is just ominous as all hell and I love it.
NotCainNorAbel: Pride1000 - What up! Hype!
theymerLoviatar: @theymerLoviatar Vampire is pretty huge in the larp scene!
CantWearHats: what about the VILARP scene?
beowuuf: lrrSPOT nice
teaandcharcoal: @accountmadeforants how many people are now DCing to get skulls lol
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mowdownjoe: @accountmadeforants It's very metal, which fits Guilty Gear perfectly.
Lusunati: @theymerLoviatar How's that going for you then?
Borgrim_: Going Ham-pire
fragilepaper: VILARP has cool wizards
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SpoopsAHoy: Let's Go Vamily! Wooh!
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Lusunati: Ignition!
theymerLoviatar: @theymerLoviatar It's actually my first Vampire larp so of course I'm starting big and going to a huge blockbuster game in the UK
accountmadeforants: @accountmadeforants Presumably not many, because nobody would play with them.
usmu1976: We have lift off!
beowuuf: go time!
supernothing99: @hyralt Thanks for the gift sub!
TXC2: here we GO!
CantWearHats: lights, camera, fangtion!
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Lusunati: @theymerLoviatar UK Larp scene is usually Fantasy by my understanding! I've never been but my players did.
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PharaohBender27: :O
Ignatiuspants: oh hecks yeah! it's starting!
mowdownjoe: WOW
beowuuf: hey heather! hey cameron!
Solid_Fuel: HYPE!!!!
TXC2: Solid_Fuel lrrHEART
SpaceBattery: yooooooo!!!!!!
accountmadeforants: (㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ)
NotCainNorAbel: lunarj1Fangs Fangs!
Fragged_Templar: hurray
beowuuf: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Juliamon: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Metric_Furlong: holy subdrops batman
PharaohBender27: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
theevermist: wait what
Mischievous_Catgeist: dice friends!
TehAmelie: hello!
KevlarGiraffe: v--v
W_Livi: a Heather and a Cameron! hiya!
Zandivya: ramaV
mtvcdm: Hey, Cameron
accountmadeforants: A Cam on cam!
TXC2: Hello Heather and Cameron
saucemaster5000: I'm not a vampire blah
Brozard: Woooo!
Lusunati: Who's asking!
CantWearHats: bite club bite club!
hyralt: @theymerLoviatar Huh. This sounds rad. I didn't know LARPers used pen & paper systems.
Ignatiuspants: hype!!
teaandcharcoal: v---v
beowuuf: holy crap solid_fuel
StarWarsTHX1138: Corgo100 Corgo100 Corgo100
mowdownjoe: Wow, that 50-sub bomb.
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
corefluxx: lrrFINE
CosmicDuctTape: we don't talk about Bite Club!
mtvcdm: Fangs out bangs out
Metric_Furlong: also hello heather and cameron
beowuuf: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
TheBattleOfHastings subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 25 months!
TheBattleOfHastings: bite me.
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MTBoot: I'mma be lurking but this is the highlight of my week
Sarah_Serinde: V--V
Vanbael: v---v
arsvelier: I am as hyped as is possible on this level of sleep
Solid_Fuel: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
xantos69: Yay Bite Club!!!!
Travilogue: Very excited for the first dice roll
ContingentCat: V--V
CantWearHats: V--V
TheHaCoFo: Popcorn and Whisky at the ready. :)
Our_oBoros: Cam! We don't talk about bite club!
Brozard: V—V
Darksteel_Mike: holy heck solid_fuel :o
TXC2: V--V
theymerLoviatar: @theymerLoviatar VtM actually has its own larp ruleset (which this larp doesn't use) called Mind's Eye Theater
jdr_42: vtmBestial vtmBestial vtmBestial
beowuuf: darn right
hyralt: @Solid_Fuel You're the best!
Sarah_Serinde: The most charming
kiddykong525: MercyWing1 benginChamp MercyWing2
Ignatiuspants: v----v
Mischievous_Catgeist: roll for enthrallment
mtvcdm: How many dots do you need to ghoul the storyteller?
beowuuf: 5 dots attribute 5 dots skill
Wiliart: We can't take about b... club, but there are no rules about fang club.
accountmadeforants: He's going to do it during a different session with other people and feel so dejected
Zandivya: so charming nagaiyTestea
TXC2: that salt and peeper hair gives Cameron at least a 17 in CHA
Darksteel_Mike: just casually gifting a 1/6 of the audience you generous person :D
MTBoot: Cameron, you are wonderful, and Adam of a kind.
hyralt: Being hot makes things easier in general.
Lysander_salamander: hello folks!
beowuuf: just graying it up
Tandtroll_OG: Well ya’ll should know
theymerLoviatar: Waitwaitwait. Bite Club? Is thi ssome kind of... Munch Squad?
Sarah_Serinde: NotLikeThis
TXC2: hello Lysander_salamander welcome
hyralt: Hello @Lysander_salamander !
CantWearHats: being a vampire: "what, like it's hard?"
ContingentCat: but who wants the sun anyways
accountmadeforants: *shakes fist at the Daystar*
corianderd: it's like 16 out and I'm living
VegaArradin subscribed with Prime.
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CantWearHats: sweater weather hell yeah
KevlarGiraffe: it's lovely
Lusunati: @theymerLoviatar I wanna Munch!
KevlarGiraffe: it was raining today, I was so happy
PTElder subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 65 months!
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Paranundrox: it's 3 digits here atm
hyralt: It's hot and smokey in Calgary. :C
beowuuf: as megatron once said, "fall, curse you, fall. "
Sarah_Serinde: It's actually like 18C out to get it to come down from 27C in my apartment
beowuuf: 3/8
kiddykong525: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerEed
PrinceNimzar: it finally went /down/ to 30ish here
CantWearHats: 2 Drop 2 Drink
accountmadeforants: On the other hand, I love wearing flip-flops everywhere
Vanbael: I just had the thought of older vampires reacting to the emergence of the dark souls meme "praise the sun" with great confusion
teaandcharcoal: its 102f (39c) here *melts*
beowuuf: frandos?
ContingentCat: we've survived the hell season now we can be cozy again
MTBoot: I love being cold, October is my favourite season.
raaabr: Yeeee
beowuuf: fuzzy frandos?
Sarah_Serinde: Marge is
raaabr: Not a drop to drink!
jdr_42: Here I am thinking it’s really nice out at a partly cloudy 88 degrees
beowuuf: or dancy frandos?
hyralt: Right there with you @MTBoot
mtvcdm: Marge... made it to the end of the session
TehAmelie: i like summer, but i hope for everyone to have a comfortable and survivable whatever season it is
PharaohBender27: @Vanbael Great confusion? Or great terror?
Vanbael: @Vanbael yes
Travilogue: Next series is Not A Drop To Threeink? (or 3ink)
Spades_Slicc: AND Jacob has a messy crit to use
Sarah_Serinde: I never did go back to check if Jacob introduced them with specific pronouns
beowuuf: marge uses mary / lamb pronouns
Ignatiuspants: So far, Marge has been a they/he and I've just gone along with that
Metric_Furlong: gotta take charge of marge
Juliamon: Marge's pronouns are no. Do not address Marge.
corianderd: @beowuuf 100%
nyquister_: Marg is with us [for] now? LUL
Sarah_Serinde: :D
mtvcdm: !youtube
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Mazrae: not going to lie this is on my backlog of this one
CantWearHats: LRR Teeth Teeth
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Travilogue: LRR Teeth Talk
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Mazrae: i havent completely watched all of season 1
ContingentCat: LRR Teeth Time
Mischievous_Catgeist: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
JacobBurgessVO: Hello from the PAX floor!
AveryCorvus: I always read it as "Don't talk about bite glub" but other than that S Tier shirt.
TXC2: hello JacobBurgessVO
KevlarGiraffe: Hi Jacob!
CantWearHats: hey Jacob!
seanalpurvis: biters
Metric_Furlong: hello Jacob
fragilepaper: Hey Jacob!
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, Jacob!
ContingentCat: Hi Jacob
beowuuf: never always talk about bite club
Sarah_Serinde: Hi Jacob stop multitasking at PAX Jacob :P
Juliamon: Hello Jacob, stay safe!
Lusunati: Hey Jacob! How is PAX?
Ham_techs: Need creepydoll with vangs
Fragged_Templar: Hello Jacob
teaandcharcoal: Hi jacob and cori!
Travilogue: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
theymerLoviatar: don't get stpped on Jacob
theevermist: I want an all fangs are valid shirt
SmithKurosaki: @JacobBurgessVO Hope you're having fun :)
usmu1976: hi jacob!
mtvcdm: Hi Jacob!
Vanbael: hai Jacob!
raaabr: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Jacob
Drasvin: Hi Jacob!
Twilight_Spark: stripHi
Rhynerd: Hi Jacob and Cori!
W_Livi: Heya Jacob!
beowuuf: sergeHi jacob
Drasvin: Hi Cori!
Darksteel_Mike: Hi Jacob and Cori
hyralt: Hi @JacobBurgessVO and @corianderd !
seanalpurvis: wave
TotallyNotaBeholder: Hi all of the Fang Gang
corianderd: o/
beowuuf: seabatSEAL
SnowBuddy18: hi Jacob and Cori
StarWarsTHX1138: Hi Jacob! hope you're having fun at Pax
mowdownjoe: Praying for no con-crud for Jacob.
frnknstn: do not phone the sherrif about bite club
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah you are
seanalpurvis: nip
beowuuf: tiltyhYAS
TotallyNotaBeholder: Wait... does the fang gang include the story teller? Cause if not, Hi Jacob too
ShaneLeeAtk: !patreon
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seanalpurvis: chomp
Fragged_Templar: You guys nailed it
Sarah_Serinde: What even *is* time
Metric_Furlong: an amount of time ago
mtvcdm: !discord
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ContingentCat: what is time anyway
CantWearHats: [redacted] months ago
JacobBurgessVO: Oh, I am actively running the Ysbryd booth, just wanted to cheat a bit and stop by and thank everyone for watching!
xantos69: @JacobBurgessVO I'm running my first vampire campaign today once this show ends. Wish me luck!
Lusunati: Time is [REDACTED]
seanalpurvis: stay in the moment stay in the moment
TXC2: time is an illusion, and so is pants
mtvcdm: (the Discord has a whole NADTD discussion!)
Lusunati: @JacobBurgessVO good luck!
Mischievous_Catgeist: hi people on screen
JacobBurgessVO: @xantos69 Good luck!
AveryCorvus: They're listening to chat just about as much as usual
Tandtroll_OG: Excite!
Lusunati: @xantos69 and good luck to you friend!
Simriel: Past Cameron can't hear me, but current Cameron cannot avoid my comments
Sarah_Serinde: You can discuss how things work in the rules but no telling people they're doing it wrong
PharaohBender27: @AveryCorvus Oh SNAP
hyralt: Time is a projection of higher dimensions into our 3d perception
Borgrim_: But also what is time? (in spokesman voice)
TXC2: and, you know, we will still time it out :p
TemporallyAwry: Time is complicated - they "probably" can't hear you. But Adam has done stranger things in the past PrideShrug
corianderd: fangfic
Statist42: did i get here just in time for bite club? phew... hay friends lrrSHINE
mtvcdm: !quote 4847
LRRbot: Quote #4847: "Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule." —Cameron [2018-03-26]
seanalpurvis: a fangfic
ContingentCat: or just type it and don't send
Travilogue: yes Cori
SableDrake: Thanks for stopping by Jacob!
TehAmelie: hmm, only someone who's not actually a vampire would be so cavalier about breaking the masquerade, so really vampires should be talking about it all the time to make it seem like vampires aren't real
TXC2: hello Statist42 welcome
jdr_42: Write a letter to the editor
beowuuf: @Statist42 sergeHi perfect timing
MTBoot: Listen, if OLIVER doesn't need to know the rules, you don't need to know the rules.
mtvcdm: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: | Alex: | Ben Ulmer: | Cameron: | Cori and Ian: | Heather: | James: | Jeremy White: | Kathleen: | Matt Wiggins: | Serge: | Wheeler: | Nelson:
arsvelier: #takes notes for yuletide
TXC2: ContingentCat yes!
MTBoot: (Oliver really ought to learn the rules)
beowuuf: yup
seanalpurvis: bitebio
Mischievous_Catgeist: wake up supper
JacobBurgessVO: Okay, Fangfiction is very good.
mowdownjoe: seabatClap
fragilepaper: seabatClap
theymerLoviatar: Also not Cbat, which is an awful song
Darksteel_Mike: Y'all can whisper rules complaints to me if you can't keep it down :P
JacobBurgessVO: Okay, gotta bolt all! Enjoy the show!
corianderd: I fangfic that Oliver learns to feed himself someday lrrFRUMP
mtvcdm: I think.... 9 years?
Travilogue: When a Fangfic is turned into a movie, it is a Fang Flick
ExachixKitsune: Since Before March
DarkMorford: Thanks for stopping by, Jacob! Have a good PAX!
fragilepaper: Have a good time Jacob
ContingentCat: again, what is time?
CantWearHats: roughly one grillion years
Metric_Furlong: yrr of lrr was 2014
Jasina85: A fanfic where Silas goes diving
AveryCorvus: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
teaandcharcoal: v----v
Travilogue: lunarj1Fangs fic
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Fangs
Metric_Furlong: so a little over 8 years
albatros064: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
ContingentCat: v---v
CantWearHats: fanger alert
dreamshaper12: v---v!
TXC2: time for a BANGER theme tune
saucemaster5000: nom nom nom
accountmadeforants: (㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ) *screeeeech*
SharktoothJack: still the best intro
TXC2: CantWearHats fanger :D
Shadowsoflife: o/
fragilepaper: lairofBlankie lairofBlankie
Solid_Fuel: HYPE lunarj1Fangs
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Fragged_Templar: such a banger
Statist42: *turning volume to max*
Travilogue: So, fangfics use the term Fang
Lusunati: sajamVibe sajamVibe sajamVibe sajamVibe sajamVibe
Metric_Furlong: [air piano intensifies]
Fragged_Templar: I mean Fanger
TheMerricat: God I'm so slow I just finally realized that they're coming out of the shadows in the intro
beowuuf: @corianderd Oliver with a head in one hand, body in the other, blood all down his front, quivering bottom lip, blubbing "Joooooooo"
Rhynerd: Quick reminder, there’s a messy crit waiting to happen this episode, right?
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SnekBowl: wohoo, half a year already!
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Lusunati: @TheMerricat Wh-
Metric_Furlong: Rhynerd yes
ExachixKitsune: Just doing back to lurking, but I wanted to say fangs for putting on such a good show
teaandcharcoal: @Rhynerd 2. one right at the start, one tbd
LunarJade: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
beowuuf: @Rhynerd hopefully if they remember :D
Travilogue: So, fangfics us the term FangFlick as a euphemism, yes?
beowuuf: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Jakelope13: Let's find out what Marge knows!
mtvcdm: !patreon
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MrMatternot: First roll = Fun! (in the DwarfFortress sense)
patfinder: that part at the end of the intro always makes me think of severance
Borgrim_: T-Buck!
saucemaster5000: I hope marge has a lot of fun running amok in Jordan's house.
SmithKurosaki: Already Jacob? :p
beowuuf: \ lrrEFF /
Metric_Furlong: fowardslash fuck, got it Kappa
Sarah_Serinde: I resist correcting that every Ysbryd stream :P
LunarJade: Lol
TXC2: you were so close Jacob!
Sarah_Serinde: Every single one
teaandcharcoal: and then they did keep it!
seanalpurvis: just slash away we'll figure it out
obionedrop: finally caught up over the last couple days so I'm excited to catch this "live" lol
LunarJade: Of course we kept it..
Master_Gunner: I do like saying backslash too though.
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Sarah_Serinde: Only 1 slash though
Sarah_Serinde: bahaha
beowuuf: kirk hammett?
mtvcdm: Marge'll be fine
niccus: slash (slash) slash
fragilepaper: Slash fangfictiob
accountmadeforants: sajamFs slash
DarkMorford: @Sarah_Serinde Me too, honestly. He's been doing it forever and I have to stop myself from calling it out.
mtvcdm: Patreon slash one slash
TehAmelie: not featured on Slashdot
NimrodXIV: Jacob best host
teaandcharcoal: oh it does still get us there lol
Twilight_Spark: I think 3 slashes does work.
LunarJade: Jacob is very profresh
CantWearHats: the most professional
Vanbael: patreon.comoneslashloadingreadyrun?
seanalpurvis: someone needs to write a fang fiction about slashing
Kirserella: <3
beowuuf: seabatClap
mtvcdm: And Cori!
saucemaster5000: wow it's nice to see a pro do their magic
Darksteel_Mike: Jacob takes a playertroll like no other lol
CosmicDuctTape: I'm sure he would disagree, but I feel like Jacob is nothing if not professional
TXC2: there's slash fic of vampire Kirk and vampire spock right?
beowuuf: @TXC2 well there is now if not before :(
accountmadeforants: Sure, everyone talks about forward slash and backslash, but what about our good friend vertical slash | ?
LunarJade: I’m sure it’ll be finnnee…
mtvcdm: I got bad news Oliver, you might be dead
PharaohBender27: :D
Darksteel_Mike: @cosmicducttape I've seen the VO Gvlog, That's video proof
fragilepaper: PrideLaugh
xantos69: @JacobBurgessVO I used to really struggle with that whole forward slash back-slash thing. Until one day my computer science teach gave me this trick. Your eyes are lasers. So when you look at your keyboard imagine the slashes are mirrors. So when you look at them from your chair. The forward slash reflects the laser to the right (forward as you read) and the backslash reflects the light to the left. (back as you read) Never forgot it since. Just remember: Your eyes are lasers.
TXC2: beowuuf I don't make the rules, I just enforce them Kappa
saucemaster5000: Jessica needs to take up phone uggling
beowuuf: @TXC2 :D
saucemaster5000: juggling
gonvillebromhead: I think we only need one slash, frankly
beowuuf: fire!
goombalax: not in any way that matters
beowuuf: CurseLit
seanalpurvis: fire
Shadowsoflife: @saucemaster5000 putting phones in boots :p
Borgrim_: get a lupine to do it
TXC2: "don't cry for me, I'm already dead"
Sarah_Serinde: Just don't get staked 4Head
DarkMorford: I'm still hoping we get a Jacob/Dale collab adventure sometime.
MrMatternot: X card
fragilepaper: @darkmorford same here
theymerLoviatar: I wish someone would stake me when I go to the dentist
mtvcdm: hahahahaha
seanalpurvis: stake of destiny
Anaerin: Just imagine you're a Ninja. If you're drawslashing from your left hip with your right hand, you're slashing. If you're doing it goofy and drawing with your left hand from your right hip, it's a backslash.
CantWearHats: well, he was trying to eat people
mtvcdm: The *other* inconvenient thing
Shadowsoflife: @DarkMorford There was one in the last desertbus
Darksteel_Mike: "Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru". "Hai."
beowuuf: used deer like candy
Our_oBoros: Stake tartar?
TXC2: they became captured
ContingentCat: became in the van
wickaboxet: This wholesome vampire game (I know that an oxymoron) just gave me flashbacks of my wisdom teeth
LunarJade: Yeah Quinn really likes us
PhoenixShaman: phew made it just in time
NimrodXIV: "offered"
seanalpurvis: stake and potatoes
fragilepaper: @lunarjade he loves you
mtvcdm: We work remotely
DarkMorford: @Shadowsoflife I was on Zeta, I have no knowledge of what the day bussers do. ;)
beowuuf: has now
TXC2: hello PhoenixShaman welcome
CantWearHats: I think the word "ultimatum" might be appropriate
Sarah_Serinde: I didn't!
matthaus_c: Quinn might actually like Oliver a bit after the near-frenzy
theymerLoviatar: Oliver "Bezoar" Tyndall
TXC2: I thought about it all week :p
Sarah_Serinde: TXC2 Just blocked out that memory, I understand
LunarJade: @txc2 coping
Statist42: everybody (alive) poops
Sarah_Serinde: No thank you
svenning28: the first roll was going to be a crit right?
mtvcdm: Pooping: it's a miracle!
beowuuf: all fluids need to be blood though
PotatoWraiths: LOL
SmithKurosaki: We've been telling Serge to ask Adam about Vampire pooping during the Cult of the Lamb PiF
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richard_ermen: What a great time to continue a sub. When the fang is shown xD
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Sarah_Serinde: NotLikeThis
mowdownjoe: "PURGE MAN" still lives rent-free in my head.
beowuuf: blood poops
Fragged_Templar: hahahaha
Creideiki_SE: So what I hear is the entire cast of Star Trek are vampires?
Sarah_Serinde: Adam no
Twilight_Spark: An act of will and blood, isn't that the usual poops?
LunarJade: Series 2: all the poops
Shadowsoflife: @Shadowsoflife That was on alpha flight if I remember that right
Chrysoprase: If the tzimi is good enough, your vampire can poop.
Newbiespud: This is important to Oliver
Darksteel_Mike: Don't wsnt your pooping to be of will and blood tho...
obionedrop: I love Oliver lmao
niccus: time to messy critical a poop
MrMatternot: Dale: ...Yes, Adam.
mtvcdm: "Dear Lord, man, purge!" is a phrase I now use watching How It's Made videos.
NimrodXIV: we all have priorities
Solid_Fuel: Oh God!
TXC2: Oilver's two quests: Bigfoot and pooping
ladylinzington: @Twilight_Spark might need more fibre in your diet
Metric_Furlong: haven't fully started yet and we're already crapping blood, good opening
Master_Gunner: Calling on the supernatural beast inside you to achieve a Man's Romance.
theymerLoviatar: @niccus YES
beowuuf: @Twilight_Spark please see a doctor if your blood poops last longer than 4... seconds
jdr_42: He’s getting older, regular wasn’t really in the cards anyway
saucemaster5000: You ever hear someone in the next stall literally Will it to happen?
Anaerin: Oliver goes to use the bathroom, gets a messy critical. And oh boy is it messy...
Spades_Slicc: It really is weird that vampires don't have biowaste, most of urine is blood filtrate
mtvcdm: @saucemaster5000 too many times
LoadingReadyRun: conscious, deliberate, peristalsis
CosmicDuctTape: Oliver strikes me as a person who has a substantial Uncle John's Bathroom Reader collection that he would definitely only want to read on the toilet
Zandivya: You don't want a messy critical while on the toilet
goombalax: let adam's blood poop be the messy crit
Rhynerd: @niccus I’m glad i finished eating a bite of my food before I read that
PharaohBender27: RIGHT
PhoenixShaman: i have been waiting all week and am not dissapointed XD
niccus: right
Jakelope13: But a vampire doesn't usually eat food, so what, uh.... what would... come.... out? (I sense I do /not/ want to know, but I can't help but ask)
DarkMorford: A messy poop crit? 💩
LunarJade: So much fun!
Darksteel_Mike: !FUN!
Metric_Furlong: Fun™
beowuuf: "fun" guaranteed seabatSEAL
Borgrim_: bloody shcrit
TXC2: Fun is mandatory
matthaus_c: gonna go like a buzzsaw and take half
Ignatiuspants: Oliver's goals change every episode: ep. 1 - become a Bigfoot, ep. 2 - turn into a bat, ep. 3 - learn to go poop again
Darksteel_Mike: lol
seanalpurvis: joebode
corianderd: @Jakelope13 he has a perk to let him eat food
mtvcdm: Jo's International House of Vampires
beowuuf: @seanalpurvis sergeJustRight
CantWearHats: Jo the Jampire
niccus: time to distribute the jorts
TehAmelie: the Hinkleman Hold
Sarah_Serinde: Time for mischief
PhoenixShaman: learn too poop again sounds like a love song
saucemaster5000: time to decorat the kitchen!
Spades_Slicc: Jod's perfect Jampire
Drasvin: @Spades_Slicc Biowaste requires working biology.
beowuuf: to the christmas presents!
theymerLoviatar: take, these broken fangs, and learn to poop again, learn to poop so free
beowuuf: bloody izzet
PhoenixShaman: @theymerLoviatar Yesss XD
saucemaster5000: messy crit on the hosing
seanalpurvis: @theymerloviatar I love you
TehAmelie: @theymerLoviatar the tune to "Fixxxer" seems to work there
Spades_Slicc: @drasvin they clearly drink and the blood goes somewhere
beowuuf: a fang's romance
seanalpurvis: critie eleiso
theymerLoviatar: @beowuuf I made THE UGLIEST NOISE
PharaohBender27: Can you get a messy crit on Dumb Luck?
teaandcharcoal: @PharaohBender27 no, no hunger dice
DarkMorford: Uh oh
Anaerin: @PharaohBender27 I don't believe it involves hunger dice, so no.
JohnLockeCole: @PharaohBender27 Dumb luck does not include hunger, so no
MrMatternot: DL is not an official mechanic
Drasvin: @Spades_Slicc It goes into their veins and then is dissipated into magic.
PharaohBender27: @teaandcharcoal @Anaerin @JohnLockeCole Ah, gotcha
beowuuf: @beowuuf :D glad to return the favour from the song lyrics :p
LunarJade: Messy crit on dumb luck would be funny though…
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear :D
circusofkirkus: :D
PharaohBender27: katesPalm
ContingentCat: katesLol
seanalpurvis: messing about, my favorite pastime
mtvcdm: woooooooow
Darksteel_Mike: Hah!
LunarJade: Lol
noSmokeFire: no, or as the french say, non
beowuuf: yes?
Vanbael: no?
Anaerin: No.
niccus: is that a no
corianderd: i died an actual death
TehAmelie: like 25 "no"s
MrMatternot: Is Oliver her "type"?
seanalpurvis: uh uh
PhoenixShaman: yes?
Borgrim_: Oliver is just the night plumber
Spades_Slicc: That's way too many "no's" to be polite
ContingentCat: Jordan doesn't know why but she's muttering no in her sleep
Sarah_Serinde: @corianderd katesRip
SharktoothJack: oh no
JohnLockeCole: @PharaohBender27 Sorry for the whole, ask four hundred people a question and get the same answer eight times thing
Darksteel_Mike: In-Universe Oliver/Jordan Ship :D
seanalpurvis: heeere animal
Fragged_Templar: Oliver is definitely an upgrade from Hank though
Spades_Slicc: @Darksteel_Mike joliver
Darksteel_Mike: @borgrim_ Fighter of the dayplumber?
beowuuf: heeeeey raaaabbiiiiiiiiit
seanalpurvis: whistling
PhoenixShaman: messy crit = Bear?
Darksteel_Mike: messy crit call animal :o
mtvcdm: Feral Hey! (EW)
seanalpurvis: @beowuuf olive juice
MrMatternot: My sheet says Barbaric Yawp?
Spades_Slicc: Feral Hay
TehAmelie: how to make your weekly poker games more awkward with one simple trick
Ham_techs: *saxaphone plays "feral wisper"*
Darksteel_Mike: @spades_slicc Adorable :D
Anaerin: I'm never gonna eat again, guilty fangs have got no rhythm...
teaandcharcoal: I mean, considering Oliver and Hank are friends, Oliver might have been Jo's type before the whole divorce thing...
Simriel: I kinda love that Oliver, a tubby, shlubby middle aged substitute teacher is "moving up" from her ex
seanalpurvis: @anaerin OMGGGG
PhoenixShaman: @Anaerin XD
theymerLoviatar: @Anaerin though it's easy to pretend, I know I'll never poo
seanalpurvis: I should have known better than to buy the dice friend
matthaus_c: @theymerLoviatar fuck I was EATING
PhoenixShaman: messy crit, messy crit
Spades_Slicc: @Simriel Look at that portrait, I'd hit
circusofkirkus: lrrWOW
saucemaster5000: need a whole sixpack of cow
CantWearHats: aaaaaand bigfoot?
Anaerin: @Anaerin I shoulda know better than to eat a friend, the wasted burgers I just threw up...
Mischievous_Catgeist: moose
CantWearHats: one time bigfoot
gnyrinn: Please let it be a bear.
xantos69: Well Adam isn't wrong
beowuuf: oh, messy crit a bear was a good called shot then
TehAmelie: a big mac and a big foot
PharaohBender27: :O
MrMatternot: Mastiff
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
PhoenixShaman: heard of cows
SmithKurosaki: Spicy!
DarkMorford: HEATHER
Darksteel_Mike: @theymerloviatar @anaerin I cannot with this greatness :D
Spades_Slicc: GOUGER
Lysander_salamander: oh noooo
noSmokeFire: no, the cougar is still asleep
saucemaster5000: rowr
beowuuf: lol
Vanbael: eyyyyyy
matthaus_c: nice
ContingentCat: katesLol
PhoenixShaman: oh yeh a moose is much safer than a cat
seanalpurvis: hisssssss
Brozard: lrrWOW
xantos69: Curlers in, Claws out
fragilepaper: PrideLaugh PrideLaugh
vancouverbynight: Greetings Vamily!
DarkMorford: Here kitty kitty kitty
TXC2: hello vancouverbynight welcome
seanalpurvis: here kitty
LunarJade: @vancouverbynight hi!
TehAmelie: a vampire wrestling a moose would be terrifying
PhoenixShaman: megafauna is scary
Borgrim_: neck scritches
YareNiDaze: What's up, Vamily?
Borgrim_: then neck biteys
seanalpurvis: just eat the damn thing
ContingentCat: everyone can talk to animals, whether they understand is another matter
PhoenixShaman: @TehAmelie but very entertaining
beowuuf: LOL
Darksteel_Mike: Stop playing with your food, Adam :P
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
SmithKurosaki: Cougar is cool
PhoenixShaman: HES DR DOOLITTLE!
Vanbael: can we keep it?
Anaerin: Kitty-Friend!
beowuuf: oh no
CantWearHats: vampire doordash
beowuuf: how many dogs do the neighbours have
theymerLoviatar: @PhoenixShaman more like Dr. Poolittle
Lysander_salamander: this is delightful
seanalpurvis: if I could bite on the animals just imagine it
Simriel: I love the Cougar
TheMerricat: lol
MrMatternot: Goodbye neighbor dog
Sarah_Serinde: That's not a "it won't be a pet" though...
mtvcdm: This is great
ladylinzington: Cougar Eats
Chrysoprase: neighbourhood kid?
saucemaster5000: walk with animals, stalk like the animals...
beowuuf: @Jakelope13 i presume so?
CantWearHats: @ladylinzington 10/10
theymerLoviatar: @ladylinzington i'm dying
PhoenixShaman: @PhoenixShaman omg XD
Borgrim_: @ladylinzington nice
ladylinzington: :D
seanalpurvis: @saucemaster5000 I freaking love you
Ignatiuspants: I think most vampires are repulsive to animals, but Oliver has an animal handling power
LunarJade: Hey! big animal!!
Lysander_salamander: sneaky stealthy undead
Sarah_Serinde: @ladylinzington sergeJustRight
Jakelope13: @beowuuf I mean, I presume that's why dogs freak out around them
TehAmelie: i imagine none of the germs of decomposition are working on vampires, so maybe not a lot of smell
YareNiDaze: @teaandcharcoal Nope. Daysleep is dreamless.
beowuuf: @beowuuf i had assumed it was the supernatural 'beast' they could sense?
Mischievous_Catgeist: oh no i forgot my snack!
TheHaCoFo: There are Cougars on the island?
PhoenixShaman: i also love that the cat talks the dogs borked
Ham_techs: Mary has a big cougar
teaandcharcoal: @teaandcharcoal good to know! Thanks!
seanalpurvis: my island is a dining room
matthaus_c: marge hasn't succeeded a rouse roll to save their life
beowuuf: let get you a nice human you can kill!
Sarah_Serinde: Vampires aren't decomposing, but humans with their more limited sense of smell can tell (sometimes) that a vampire looks/feels "dead" so I'm sure it's not hard for animals to figure out
MrMatternot: Hungry? Why wait?
Lysander_salamander: good old uncanny valley
PhoenixShaman: speaking of hungry i have a cat mawing at me
jellyfish5134: almost missed this, how far in are they?
theymerLoviatar: then the cougar just brings Oliver a Snickers
Sarah_Serinde: Not far
Darksteel_Mike: @jellyfish5134 30mins
Rhynerd: They’re largely just woken up for tonight
Sarah_Serinde: Basically just woke up, Oliver's trying to get a meal
jellyfish5134: cool, ty
PharaohBender27: @jellyfish5134 Main thing you missed is that Oliver talked to a cougar
Sarah_Serinde: He summoned a cougar and it's going to bring him something
KeytarCat: @PharaohBender27 Two of them!
Darksteel_Mike: @pharaohbender27 2 of them!
Borgrim_: i wonder how Quinn would look at someone drinking the thinblood dry
jellyfish5134: @PharaohBender27 I assume an actual cougar and not a hot old lady?
PhoenixShaman: @jellyfish5134 just the recap and oliver making friends
Darksteel_Mike: @keytarcat Damn it lol
Hawkwreak: Goddamn it, I misread the schedule :(
KeytarCat: @Darksteel_Mike PrideHeyyy
matthaus_c: @jellyfish5134 yes
beowuuf: @PharaohBender27 one of each :p
Anaerin: @PharaohBender27 First one, then the other.
Hawkwreak: By... 30 damn mins
Borgrim_: is it diablerie if it's a thin blood?
Sarah_Serinde: @PharaohBender27 I mean there was one of those next door who now thinks Jo and Oliver are an item...
PharaohBender27: @PharaohBender27 Well, before the actual cougar he did run into a middle-aged woman who thought he and Jordan were shacking up . . .
theymerLoviatar: @Borgrim_ Diet Diablerie?
MrMatternot: Is a TB a kindred?
jellyfish5134: lmaooo oops
TehAmelie: i think you'd have to be draining a stronger vampire for anyone to care
DreadfulDrifter: @MrMatternot technically but don't let the older generations hear you say it
matthaus_c: big dark souls npc vibes
Drasvin: Can you blood bond someone that is already blood bonded?
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
MrMatternot: Yes, i think so It takes more than 1 feeding
matthaus_c: bloodbond is my favourite fromsoft game
Shadowsoflife: heh
beowuuf: auspex lets you see if a vampire has committed diablorie
SmithKurosaki: @matthaus_c Maidenless
MrMatternot: Bloodbond software made the Carmen Sandiego games
beowuuf: at certain levels
Anaerin: You know, like Twitch Chat.
PhoenixShaman: broodbounding = dressing as vampires in transalvania
theymerLoviatar: that's pretty ghoul
YareNiDaze: @MrMatternot Yep, super depends on the Kindred. Camarilla's official stance is no, but some more chill Kindred won't care.
Shadowsoflife: @theymerLoviatar delevePun
maliciously_malkavian: oh they are blood bonding the thin blood mad one?
PhoenixShaman: ghoul friend
PhoenixShaman: @maliciously_malkavian yuuup
Sarah_Serinde: maliciously_malkavian Jo is yes
gnyrinn: Is any one else here familiar with the Tilberi who feels this is kinda familiar?
theymerLoviatar: hey hey you you i don't like your blood bond no way no way I think you need a new one
MrMatternot: LA by Night has a great session that shows how much it sucks to be a ghoul.
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Darksteel_Mike: @theymerloviatar You need to stop :D That's awesome
PhoenixShaman: @theymerLoviatar omg
TemporallyAwry: @MrMatternot More than one LuvOops
YareNiDaze: @MrMatternot Blessing and a curse.
beowuuf: bite the hand that feeds
saucemaster5000: @theymerLoviatar you're on fire today!
Shadowsoflife: @theymerLoviatar LUL
theymerLoviatar: @saucemaster5000 yeah I stepped into the sunlight today
Solid_Fuel: uh oh
mtvcdm: Uh ohhhhhh
teaandcharcoal: Jo needs a snicky snack
Darksteel_Mike: this is gonna come back to bite (heh) someone.
PhoenixShaman: Frenzy time
accountmadeforants: Buy blood bonds, support the skeleton war effort.
TehAmelie: even your own blood?
YareNiDaze: Oh shit, Brujah frenzy time!?
raaabr: Get them that siiiiiiip
YareNiDaze: @TehAmelie Yes, any blood.
theymerLoviatar: can we get Marge a sippy cup?
Solid_Fuel: oh! goo there is not open wound arround
Hawkwreak: So, are we just like... still in the initial stuff?
Anaerin: There's about to be a blood delivery.
PharaohBender27: O_o
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
beowuuf: @Solid_Fuel yet.... cougar's got a gift....
Sarah_Serinde: Hawkwreak Of today's session? Yes. Mostly just feeding and summarizing last week
SmithKurosaki: damnit jacob
ContingentCat: katesLol
Darksteel_Mike: JACOB
Hawkwreak: @Sarah_Serinde Yesss. Thank you, I havent missed too much. Cheers!
MrMatternot: Tighty wighteys...not white.
theymerLoviatar: heheh emaciated butt
beowuuf: @Hawkwreak yeah, there was 20 minutes in the booth first then summary in game, so this is the start of the next night
mtvcdm: Oliver's still got to complete his feed, so there is blood coming.
Jakelope13: That bathroom is going to need the Quinn/Oliver treatment, isn't it?
matthaus_c: I've woken up around some marges in my day
matthaus_c: Press E to Use Soap
accountmadeforants: Just a brief reminder about human behavior
ContingentCat: muscle memory kicks in
PhoenixShaman: this is fine
saucemaster5000: someday I wish I had a kickstart
Drasvin: I was worried Marge was abnout to eat the bar of soap
YareNiDaze: I have a hunch he's had his memory fucked with just a bit too much.
TXC2: Drasvin same
PhoenixShaman: although Marge is me in the morning rn
Darksteel_Mike: Askin the important questions
YareNiDaze: That or he's turned by a Malkavian and he's inherited a little bit of their bane.
Borgrim_: @YareNiDaze my guess was a Malkavian did the siring
SharktoothJack: well there is a clan that sees the future instead of the present or something, right? maybe Marge is that
YareNiDaze: @Borgrim_ Great minds.
theymerLoviatar: @YareNiDaze absolutely read "was turned on by"
Solid_Fuel: uhm
accountmadeforants: Malkavians also tend to turn people who already have... issues. From my reading into things.
YareNiDaze: @YareNiDaze Hey, sometimes it's both! I have a Toreador who absolutely got turned during the scoodilypoop.
fir3wolfhhmd: @sharktoothjack yeah, that is Malkavians who can see the world as it is true
SharktoothJack: yeah that one
PhoenixShaman: 100 :)
YareNiDaze: @accountmadeforants Sometimes. Malkavians are... unpredictable.
Borgrim_: yeah, sometimes
PhoenixShaman: is it a baby
DarkMorford: ADAM
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
Wiliart: Got em!
Ham_techs: both
matthaus_c: Jacob did this to himself
accountmadeforants: 🕶🎟🎇🎠🎗🎄 (six randomly chosen emoji)
goombalax: lol
Darksteel_Mike: ADAM.
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
beowuuf: netx door neighbour, but oddly has a deer in her mouth
Fragged_Templar: hahahah Don't tempt Jaxob
SmithKurosaki: Nice
Darksteel_Mike: YOUNG MAN.
beowuuf: lol
Vanbael: XD
TXC2: cash money!
niccus: math is for mortals
YareNiDaze: Oh shit. BP2?
MrMatternot: Thikk blood
PhoenixShaman: XD
LunarJade: I hear Jo drops a sweet van
corianderd: No!
niccus: massively masquerading online rpg
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
beowuuf: @YareNiDaze since jo wants to turn her daughter, jacob let cori have 12th generation
ladylinzington: the cougar has a little insulated food bag
matthaus_c: I should really not carry sweet katanas out in the open anymore...
fir3wolfhhmd: "We need more vamps here stat! My blood is rising"
theymerLoviatar: @ladylinzington rides a bike
ContingentCat: aw poor trash panda
niccus: or, or--- two half raccoons
Lusunati: oh no
Gamshyd: farming jo spawns to get all the van-damn skins
Sarah_Serinde: wow rude Oliver
YareNiDaze: @YareNiDaze Yes, but Cori wants to up her Blood potency up with XP, which would make her BP2.
Ham_techs: Can you Ghoul an animal??
MrMatternot: Stonks By Night
saucemaster5000: Brave to call a cougar pretentious to its face
ladyjessica: Hahaha
beowuuf: @YareNiDaze ah
YareNiDaze: For context to those in chat, higher Blood Potency means your powers are stronger. It also makes your blood more desirable for Diablerists.
PhoenixShaman: new fav charecter
DarkMorford: LMAO
corianderd: MrMatternot A+
Borgrim_: fair
accountmadeforants: Excellent cat
teaandcharcoal: lmao that is the most cat cat
ladyjessica: This cat is awesome.
matthaus_c: you don't even have thumbs
KevlarGiraffe: Good kitty
Sarah_Serinde: Must be nice
beowuuf: all the three genders
PotatoWraiths: in this episode, Oliver talks to a cat
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
ContingentCat: living the life
theymerLoviatar: "Can poop"
Borgrim_: i am good at everything that is required
Vanbael: top teir cat
Simriel: Those are the three things for sure.
dreamshaper12: Cat living its best life
TXC2: "try holding this cup"
Solid_Fuel: show me your opposable thumbs
Jakelope13: Oliver is about to be adopted by Stalks By Night, isn't he?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
jdr_42: Cats would make excellent vampires
PhoenixShaman: dont insult your friend
xantos69: Did you just smart mouth a cat that brought you dinner? Adam?!?!?!?
SmithKurosaki: Yea, this is some I have opposable thumbs shit
goombalax: fuckin oliver PogChamp
teaandcharcoal: don't be rude oliver lmao
Ham_techs: Oliver "badder than a cat" Tyndall
TehAmelie: kill, lrrEFF , eat, poop, sleep
saucemaster5000: Give adam an outlet, he will mock animals for being dumb
SpaceBattery: oliver pls stop sassing the cougar
TheMerricat: Oliver! it's feeding you why do you insult it?!
beowuuf: LOL
Anaerin: Oliver insulting paw that feeds it.
Jakelope13: Oliver.... Oliver.... this cougar is roughly the size of you, just horizontal
CantWearHats: Jo Queen, Jo Queen, Jo Queen Jo Queeeeeen
Darksteel_Mike: So what's Oliver's Average of 5 on rubiks cube? I wouldn't count out the cat
LunarJade: Checkmate
theymerLoviatar: Nursing cat mothers are called queens...
DarkMorford: LUL
Ham_techs: Cougar will teach Oliver to hunt.
accountmadeforants: seabatClap
Sarah_Serinde: It's learning! gabyLul
Vanbael: just got got by a cat
Twilight_Spark: LOL
AveryCorvus: hahahah
beowuuf: we will die to protect this cougar friend
Sarah_Serinde: Amazing
Borgrim_: she's a killer queen
Paranundrox: I love stalks by night
ladyjessica: Lol
ladylinzington: @CantWearHats I'm begging of you please don't drink my man
Sarah_Serinde: I don't know if enough context would fit into a clip of that but I hope so
SmithKurosaki: Stalks By Night is awesome
MrMatternot: Stalks by night is the secret lycanthrope
Spades_Slicc: This cougar understands the human understanding of bee hive populations
NicoTheSly: I thought we're eating cougar tonight :P
YareNiDaze: @CantWearHats *slow clap*
Darksteel_Mike: Sassy Cougar best cougar
theymerLoviatar: by Sarenrae this chat is brilliant tonight
LunarJade: Yeah Stalksbynight is great
fir3wolfhhmd: Plot Twist: just a bored Gangrel
TemporallyAwry: Etiquette - WildLife ... ya know, I never thought about that maybe using that.
Sarah_Serinde: Haha
saucemaster5000: hell yeah
Vanbael: smart move
beowuuf: oh god
YareNiDaze: @fir3wolfhhmd Were-cougar :P
matthaus_c: wonder if the cougar thought Jordan was a vampire bee...
TXC2: smart by Oilver
ContingentCat: eff Hank
beowuuf: you hear the shower collaberate
Simriel: Hank tank xD
PhoenixShaman: it was off white
matthaus_c: mmm creamy towel
MrMatternot: Can three Kindred feed a single TB in one night, and bond it to the Coterie
Borgrim_: @TXC2 smart Oliver feeding on trash panda in the shed
fir3wolfhhmd: nope
jdr_42: White towels in a vampire household. Bold choice.
Sarah_Serinde: Well they're thorough
fir3wolfhhmd: same blood, 3 seperate nights
Darksteel_Mike: Towel Armor +1
Sarah_Serinde: Oh hon
Jakelope13: This Kindred has become a Towel Mummy!
Drasvin: Marge is now the towel knight
Juliamon: That's a mood, Marge
PhoenixShaman: they are operateing on golum logic
saucemaster5000: Oliver walks in, screams "Mummies are real too?!?!?!"
Juliamon: Can we ever truly be clean?
Mathonwy: I'm late...
matthaus_c: corpses can be pretty clean
Mathonwy: Did I miss anything important?
jdr_42: Mummies are real too
TheMerricat: oxy clean
Mischievous_Catgeist: dawn dish soap gets blood out real easy
PharaohBender27: @saucemaster5000 tqsLOL
TXC2: Mathonwy we gave Marge blood
Sarah_Serinde: Ahaha
Sarah_Serinde: Yeahhh mood Jo
teaandcharcoal: aw jo ;-;
MrMatternot: But...mummies are real.
fir3wolfhhmd: "You no tell, I let you have a cut."
PhoenixShaman: awww Jo
ladylinzington: 'No one helps me in this house'
Darksteel_Mike: @mischievous_catgeist Does.. does that come up alot ? D:
jdr_42: God I hate Hank
Mischievous_Catgeist: @Darksteel_Mike if your a female it can
TheMerricat: Hank is Jordan's ex right?
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat Yep
beowuuf: @TheMerricat yup, but oliver knows him too
ContingentCat: @TheMerricat yup
Darksteel_Mike: @mischievous_catgeist Oh, I'm sorry, I was just making a dumb jok. That's absolutely valid
SmithKurosaki: @Mischievous_Catgeist Spit and hydrogen peroxide help too
mtvcdm: Well, today first risk is 100%.
MrMatternot: 2 hunger is like midday, without a snack
PharaohBender27: OLIVER
fir3wolfhhmd: Oliver and Hank Hinkleman ate part of thr same poker night organized by Eugene Bryce
Mischievous_Catgeist: @Darksteel_Mike your good lrrSHINE
Rhynerd: @smithkurosaki spit?
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Heart
fir3wolfhhmd: are*
Solid_Fuel: hahaha
Mathonwy: Which definition of cougar?
CantWearHats: ruh roh
TXC2: Mathonwy both
mtvcdm: @Mathonwy Yes
Mathonwy: Hehehehe
MrMatternot: What did you do with the raccoon remains?
saucemaster5000: Now I know if I'm taking a hike at night and hear "checkmate" I'm in trouble
PhoenixShaman: im just waitin for that messy crit
theymerLoviatar: @MrMatternot I guess the empty raccoon is in the garage
Mathonwy: So, are we still doing the waking bit?
ContingentCat: @MrMatternot throw it in the compost?
Borgrim_: Jo is very patient and polite for how close to a frenzy she is
SmithKurosaki: @Rhynerd Enzyme helps break it up
YareNiDaze: @MrMatternot "empty racoon", said like it's a goddamn juice box. Amazing.
raaabr: @Borgrim_ My mind imagines that she's got that very strict politeness and patience that just pushing a bit beyond would collapse into a frenzy
theymerLoviatar: @YareNiDaze I mean for Oliver it essentially is
TXC2: the lamb of God?
beowuuf: whatever happened to mary
fir3wolfhhmd: Yep, definitely a malk
PhoenixShaman: teebone
Metric_Furlong: Borgrim_ it's a talent you develop from being married to Hank Kappa
Borgrim_: makes sense
Mathonwy: Mmmm. Malkie version of a Thinblood.
Pinwiz11: we watch the Lamb on Pay It Forward, run by Serge!
PharaohBender27: :D
PhoenixShaman: omg
beowuuf: and staked
Solid_Fuel: hahaha
Mathonwy: Taupe?
PupSnap: 100% malk. Reminds me of X from LA By Night
Hawkwreak: TAUPE 2000!
beowuuf: jessica just running stakes them
Juliamon: My nana's fav color!
corianderd: Composure is Jo's highest stat
YareNiDaze: 100% Malk. This is a... fuck, I can only remember the Changeling Art. The Auspex power that lets you see visions, chat. Help.
MrMatternot: X is...::chef's kiss::
fir3wolfhhmd: Dementation?
Drasvin: Malkavians, the mad prophets. If you can sort through the crazy, you can learn some interesting (though possibly disturbing) stuff
YareNiDaze: @fir3wolfhhmd No, that fucks with people's heads.
DeM0nFiRe: My brain always confused taupe with teal for some reason
matthaus_c: @Hawkwreak I feel... no inclination... one way or the other...
ihlendrax: Premonition, @yarenidaze
niccus: how many pins are we up to
saucemaster5000: Marge yells "show feet!" and delights at own feet
YareNiDaze: @ihlendrax Thank you! My brain went to Omen and/or Augury, but that's the Changeling Art of Soothsay.
fir3wolfhhmd: @yarenidaze not all of them. One of the powers lets you analyze
ihlendrax: It’s part of Auspex.
SmithKurosaki: ADAM! :p
Hawkwreak: @Hawkwreak Beautiful beautiful Vantabeige
niccus: god, imagine Vampyr with DE's stat system
TehAmelie: taup, puce, sinople, there's so many weird names for colors in english
PupSnap: @MrMatternot Most things Xander Jeanneret does are amazing
YareNiDaze: @fir3wolfhhmd Not in V5. It's just a singular power now, not a whole tree.
Mathonwy: Clean Marge's feet?
fir3wolfhhmd: @tehamelie I like awesome
Pinwiz11: oh no is this going to be the first roll?
mtvcdm: Oh wait a second
Borgrim_: messy crit?!
mtvcdm: This is the first roll
Shadowsoflife: @MrMatternot He in the new NY by night playing a Nos
SmithKurosaki: hehehe
matthaus_c: she might be able to take half
SpaceBattery: um
CantWearHats: oh messy crit time?
Metric_Furlong: wait for it, chat...
Sarah_Serinde: Ahaha
CantWearHats: -realisation-
theymerLoviatar: @TehAmelie reminds me of the time my GM translated an NPC name from an RPG book, her name was Cinnabar and turns out in Finnish it's "Sinooperi" which was a more upscale arts and crafts store chain
MrMatternot: Realization
mtvcdm: She realized too late
Darksteel_Mike: Eweey
Sarah_Serinde: That moment of realization was beautiful
CommunistBakery: welll Looks like Im headed back to the beginning but wooo
niccus: in DE would The Beast be one voice or an entire family of skills
SmithKurosaki: The face!
SharktoothJack: there it is!
matthaus_c: ooooh geez
Mathonwy: Yay!!!!!
PhoenixShaman: english isnt so much a languige as a collection of misspelled words gathered from other languages
saucemaster5000: yaaaay!
Shadowsoflife: HEHEHE
Mathonwy: Nom nom nom!!!
Drasvin: Messy Critical on feeding. Oh joy
Solid_Fuel: yay!
matthaus_c: t h e g e r b e r r u l e
Borgrim_: oh this mortal gets drained
DarkNacht: gain 1 hunger
DiscordianTokkan: I arrived in time for the messy crit! Woooo!
saucemaster5000: @PhoenixShaman omg you're right...
Darksteel_Mike: Whats the brujah compulsion?
LunarJade: Doesn’t have to be bad… but it could be!
MrMatternot: Shakes dice...stops...eyes wide...
YareNiDaze: Please. Please Brujah clan compulsion.
accountmadeforants: She meets Stalksbynight
TehAmelie: sinople is either red or green depending on context, by the way
fir3wolfhhmd: english is the language of reputable businessmen
mtvcdm: This person's gonna go *away*
accountmadeforants: Stalksbynight is taking notes
theymerLoviatar: English is a language that follows other languages into dark alleys, knocks them unconscious and digs through their pockets for random words and grammar
PupSnap: @MrMatternot Which feels odd. Like... He was such a good Malk. It's like Alex Ward... he's good in NY but he was AMAZING as Jasper
mowdownjoe: *Sideshow Bob mutters*
PhoenixShaman: trip on the roomba
Hawkwreak: Without grabbing my book, what is the Brujah compulsion?
matthaus_c: Rebellion
Soreth42: "The point is you are alive when English starts taking your vocabulary."
Drasvin: @PhoenixShaman English is three languages in a trenchcoat
MrMatternot: Anti-authoritt
YareNiDaze: @Hawkwreak "Fuck the system"
niccus: breaking and entering into the vascular system
corianderd: theymerLoviatar - James Nicoll
Hawkwreak: So... Take the blood, and steal their stuff?
Darksteel_Mike: like rebelling against camarilla/the masquerade bad? :o
YareNiDaze: Tl;dr, they must go against the status quo or quthority.
DiscordianTokkan: HAH
Solid_Fuel: OH BOI!
mtvcdm: Ooooooh
saucemaster5000: oh noes
circusofkirkus: :o
TXC2: oooooh!
PhoenixShaman: ooooooooo
Mathonwy: Fire. Fire in the Cul De Sac.
Vanbael: what if its Quinn >.>
DiscordianTokkan: Occupado!
mtvcdm: I like Oliver's
matthaus_c: eater's full!
theymerLoviatar: @corianderd that's wher e that was from! thank you
Shadowsoflife: @MrMatternot Right? they are both great
Hawkwreak: @Mathonwy Fire in the Taco Bell?
TehAmelie: Brujah gets oppositional defiant disorder for a bane huh
YareNiDaze: @Darksteel_Mike Nah, just whatever they consider a status quo or authority. It can be mundane. Obviously if you wanna have fun about it you can!
Anaerin: @matthaus_c Beautiful.
Jakelope13: She finds Stalks by Night inside the room?
Mathonwy: @Mathonwy Yesss...
Darksteel_Mike: @yarenidaze Oh thank god
YareNiDaze: @TehAmelie They sure do. Brujah are fun as hell.
ContingentCat: @Hawkwreak fire in the conbination pizza hut taco bell ?
PhoenixShaman: fuck the system
Rhynerd: Smash the state!
Darksteel_Mike: smash the state
mowdownjoe: SMASH THE STATE
TheMerricat: it's weird Jordan is the rebellious one....
corianderd: Jo just starts kicking chairs
theymerLoviatar: But don't you wanna know how we keep startin' fires?
saucemaster5000: smash the stake!
TXC2: pop 'n' lock
mtvcdm: Drink well, Jo, you're gonna need it
YareNiDaze: "Smash the State" is a perfect summation of the Brujah.
jdr_42: Wake up the person you fed on and ask them about their politics
Rhynerd: Somebody wakes up a little drained and one if their chairs thrown through their windows
Hawkwreak: @ContingentCat Danger Danger... Spooked vampire.
Vanbael: I'll quote a great callout before a breakdown in a metal song "disrespect your surroundings!"
Sarah_Serinde: They're young enough to bounce back from that...
TXC2: "it takes 2 baby!"
YareNiDaze: @ContingentCat WHEN WE TOUCH
Sarah_Serinde: That realization :D
Solid_Fuel: Oliver!
raaabr: How often does a vampire accidentally kill someone because they're anemic already due to unrelated reasons?
saucemaster5000: left the raccoon hanging on hank's shovel
CantWearHats: rage? perhaps against the machine?
fir3wolfhhmd: @raaabr "Did somebody feed on you?"
raaabr: (Also, iron supplements: Do they sell better in WOD? :P)
PhoenixShaman: time to remember carthage
mtvcdm: 'Man, Quinn, screw that guy'
PharaohBender27: Chainz!
Vanbael: YASS!
YareNiDaze: @raaabr I mean, probably a thing that happens.
NighSeptem: Chat, what was the outcome of the messy critical? I missed it eogPout
TXC2: NighSeptem clan compulsion
PhoenixShaman: takeing Marge
Anaerin: @NighSeptem Bruhaj Clan compusion fired.
Hawkwreak: @NighSeptem Brujah clan compulsion incoming.
PharaohBender27: @NighSeptem Clan compulsion, which is why we're visiting Chainz
beowuuf: @NighSeptem Jo has a clan compulsion of rebellion brewing just in time to go see the anarchs :p
KeytarCat: @NighSeptem Brujah compulsion, break the status quo
Rhynerd: It sounds like clan compulsion: let’s talk to Chainz
YareNiDaze: @NighSeptem Brujah Clan Compulsion - Jordan has to rebel against the status quo at some point.
theymerLoviatar: @NighSeptem sorry but that typo made me think Clan Blåhaj
MTBoot: JoJo's Wizz-car (wizard car) adventure
NighSeptem: Thank you chat eogCard
Mathonwy: Walkies!!!
YareNiDaze: @NighSeptem Oh shit free Brujah!
TehAmelie: will she rebel against anarchy?
Borgrim_: Jo heading towards 5 stars
ContingentCat: maybe Chainz will know Marge?
Sarah_Serinde: "They get their feet out of the sink" perfectly normal sentence
beowuuf: @TehAmelie maybe :D
raaabr: Huh. They're kinda treating Marge like a dog. or is that just me
Sarah_Serinde: So close
fir3wolfhhmd: marge is still in towels?
TXC2: Marge at this point is reminding me of the German girl from Fresh Meat :p
DarkNacht: Get Marge shoes?
Solid_Fuel: marge, the mascot
Sarah_Serinde: sure
teaandcharcoal: @fir3wolfhhmd no, they have some of hanks clothes. no shoes tho
Sarah_Serinde: Good enough
jdr_42: Oh good, we’re bringing the thin blood. That’ll be great…
CantWearHats: marge has been dressed
Anaerin: @fir3wolfhhmd Marge got some of Hank's leftover clothes. But no shoes.
accountmadeforants: So did we end up on they/them for Marge, or is it still unclear? (I got distracted by something during the start)
raaabr: Actually, what pronouns have we been using for Marge
MTBoot: "Marj no." "Marj yes?" "Marj...." "...okay"
tru_boredom: I love Marge
Mathonwy: Marge still has no shoes.
W_Livi: Marge is fun
SharktoothJack: oh rats do thinbloods need to worry about seatbelt safety
Solid_Fuel: oh no!
ContingentCat: @fir3wolfhhmd Marge got some of Hank's clothes
Sarah_Serinde: Oliver, bud... :D
CantWearHats: "we're all dead!"
fir3wolfhhmd: Silas should know the biological pronoun...
beowuuf: @raaabr marge seems to still be mentally absent a lot, from example needing reminding about using soap in a shower, etc.
mtvcdm: We're all dead
MrMatternot: Is Oliver wearing Hanks clothes?
Rhynerd: Everybody’s dead in this band.
Juliamon: fir3wolfhhmd Nah, Marge never removed their undies
raaabr: Ah, the pre-recorded stream answers my question
accountmadeforants: Ah, there's my answer
Sarah_Serinde: There we go, they/them for Marge
Rhynerd: *van
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TehAmelie: is this how Grateful Dead got started?
YareNiDaze: @raaabr They kinda have to since Marj is mentally... not quite there.
Sarah_Serinde: @fir3wolfhhmd That's really not relevant anyway
Drasvin: Vampires don't like it when you break the structure.
fir3wolfhhmd: @juliamon okay, so either socks, the most cruelest handicap or.... well...
PhoenixShaman: unless theyr brujah
beowuuf: uh oh. who is there
beowuuf: all of the firends?
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PharaohBender27: Mishosen?
Solid_Fuel: living community sounds like a fungus
TehAmelie: speakin of not getting in the middle of somebody's breakup, what are the odds Quinn and Chainz' history will get relevant as they both court our heroes to work for them?
accountmadeforants: Ah, one of those gated anarchist communities
LunarJade: Yeah… best behaviour
corianderd: @PharaohBender27 metchosin
Darksteel_Mike: Oh, good, a chance for the Childe of th god damn Primogen to become *more* enamored with the anarchs. This can't possibly go wrong :D
SmithKurosaki: ooo
CantWearHats: "somebody wants to talk to you" oh that's not ominous
KeytarCat: Last time I got "buzz the Gate" as instructions, they didn't give me the buzz code so I couldn't get in anyway
TXC2: "Everybody best behaviour" jo: "I gonna fuck it all up!"
fir3wolfhhmd: beast behaviour as opposed to beast behaviour
Metric_Furlong: the best behaviour. also a brujah clan compulsion is in effect, which will cause no problems
mtvcdm: (Metchosin, about halfway between Sooke and Victoria)
beowuuf: @TehAmelie 120% and i would actually have loved if that somehow happened with the whole werewolf/tinder idea :p oliver talking to quinn without knowing because he's using a secure chainz phone
beowuuf: @TXC2 i mean if anyone can't complain it would be the brojah and anarchs to boot
Ignatiuspants: I can't imagine vampires would want to broadcast where they are over the internet where the more organized vampire hunters can hack into it
CantWearHats: LOL the slow turn
accountmadeforants: GPS doesn't necessarily transmit anything. (Though you do need internet connectivity for A-GPS)
Darksteel_Mike: Yes, more can rules!
MrMatternot: Hand her a Key Map
DiscordianTokkan: HAH
Darksteel_Mike: *van
Twilight_Spark: Okay [boomer] ;)
LunarJade: Ok mom
YareNiDaze: Jordan being mom friend.
Solid_Fuel: @mtvcdm OO! neat!
PhoenixShaman: Jo moming it up
Borgrim_: you mean these phones we're not supposed to have?
Lusunati: "What the fuck is this?"
Lusunati: "Where's the touch screen?2
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
albatros064: aw... gonna have to catch the last part of this in the vod. it's been fun
TehAmelie: "we used to kill trees for this?"
TXC2: so long albatros064 stay safe
Darksteel_Mike: I could see Jessica becoming real pissed at how hideous these maps are
MrMatternot: Grid based cartography!
accountmadeforants: Jessica taught Oliver how to use a phone, this is a fair exchange.
Sarah_Serinde: "I'm not lost, I know exactly where I'm going"
Lusunati: Teacher Moment
Sarah_Serinde: Oliver pulls out the "young lady" :D
Hawkwreak: This is a strangely wholesome teaching moment.
ButterBall000: Find a landmark. Now who brought the compass?
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
dreamshaper12: XD
Solid_Fuel: “Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.” - Terry Pratchett
fir3wolfhhmd: "The missile knows where it is, because it knows where it isn't..."
TXC2: Sarah_Serinde Oilver's gonna do that to a 300 year old Vampire ain't he? :p
DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHAH Doing great sweaty
mtvcdm: Just into a wad
Mathonwy: Sweaty!!!
matthaus_c: teaching kindred how to fish is how Mariners were born
Sarah_Serinde: TXC2 If they look younger than him, 100% yes
MrMatternot: ooohhhhh
beowuuf: it's that subtractive poem thing :p
saucemaster5000: Give her notes a grade....
mtvcdm: Jessica will remember this
LunarJade: Oh Jessica will remember
MrMatternot: Sand has been introduced to the gears of this Coterie
Mathonwy: Spicy ramen... I made it wrong. Now I need milk.
PhoenixShaman: Arrr megadon
accountmadeforants: That Mega Don, always up to something
TXC2: I wonder if Jscob has been to these places IRL or is just making this up
fir3wolfhhmd: @mathonwy take another bite
TXC2: *Jacob
Anaerin: Mega(Lo)Don
accountmadeforants: I heard Mini Don's starting his own business, too
TemporallyAwry: Mega-Don Industries - "we're totally not the mob"
gnyrinn: Megadon Industries. Didn't James Bond fight their managing director once?
matthaus_c: oh please have a gangrel mariner somewhere
corianderd: Why pay for monomer when I have free monomers at home?
mtvcdm: Oh please messy crit this
TehAmelie: "i am very smrt"
Rhynerd: Imagine if this was the guaranteed messy crit instead.
Anaerin: I like my monomers cross-linked and long-chain.
matthaus_c: messy crit(ique)
Mollylele casts 'me, an intellectual:'
TXC2: Messy crits have to be earned chat
mtvcdm: Hey Molly
LunarJade: Hey @mollylele
TehAmelie: black glass and bronze was it? sounds like a spaceship looking monster
PharaohBender27: :O
TXC2: hello Mollylele welcome
corianderd: @Anaerin lewd
Sarah_Serinde: Looks pretty, not super practical
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
beowuuf: LOL
PharaohBender27: Oh ffuuuuuuuuuck
TXC2: a billion dollars? so a 3 bedroom house this year? Kappa
PhoenixShaman: subtle
Mathonwy: Fucking Gios.
beowuuf: large storage room, perfect for lots of bodies i guess!
Sarah_Serinde: TXC2 :(
CantWearHats: oh and they brought Marge...oh boy
jdr_42: Gawd, they put a G on the gate…
TXC2: Sarah_Serinde yeah I made my self sad with that one
saucemaster5000: The hinkleposse
mtvcdm: West Coast Hinkeman G's
TheMerricat: Chat fill me in I'm still behind on what's happening
Metric_Furlong: jdr_42 yes, G for 'gate' Kappa
Fragged_Templar: the Fang Gang are on their way to meet the vampire mafia
accountmadeforants: G for "Get out"
MrMatternot: @themerricat Bringing Marge to see Chainz at Giovanni's
YareNiDaze: @TheMerricat The Giovanni are a very well known sub-clan of Kindred. You don't fuck with the Giovanni.
ladylinzington: oh to have enough land to have a copse of trees
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat They're meeting Chainz at a place near Metchosin, and it turns out it's the estate of Monica Giovanni
TheMerricat: ah! thank you Chad
laundreydhull: gawsh, I tired for apple crisp frogetting this drop of b l o o d...
jdr_42: Peace of the graveyard is appropriate
TheMerricat: chat even
Solid_Fuel: hahaha
beowuuf: @TheMerricat silas had spoken to chainz about coming round to talk about the thinblood. But they seem to have caught chainz in the middle of speaking with a very connected vampire family that the group met a representative of in season 1
noSmokeFire: I forgot about the wizard van NotLikeThis
LunarJade: We met Monica in Series 1 briefly.
YareNiDaze: @noSmokeFire Ah yes, Vandalf.
Rhynerd: The wizard has no name currently, right?
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah right they got rid of the VILAPR letters but kept the wizard :D
gnyrinn: How is one *poured* into an outfit?
Sarah_Serinde: Monica was super impressed with Jessica's crafting abilities
MrMatternot: The wizard is named Vilarp
maliciously_malkavian: are the Giovanni part of the Hecata at this point in the timeline?
TehAmelie: you can feel the hate in the air as several eyes in the house appraise exactly how much the property value is falling just by the van being there
beowuuf: @gnyrinn elegantly
DiscordianTokkan: Dunsern Checks In
theymerLoviatar: @maliciously_malkavian sure are
SmithKurosaki: @maliciously_malkavian ~2=17 if that helps
saucemaster5000: This butler is done, sir
SmithKurosaki: 2017*
TXC2: DiscordianTokkan nice
Mathonwy: Oh man... The Dunsern.
Borgrim_: Vandalf the grey Vandura
YareNiDaze: @maliciously_malkavian Yep, they're under Hecata now. Same with the Nagaraja, Samedi, etc. Any of the death-related clans from older versions.
Mathonwy: I played a Dunsurn once.
Mollylele: nice to meet you giuseppe dumpster
gnyrinn: @gnyrinn That was a spit take. Well done.
Anaerin: I shall see that no (further) harm comes to it.
ihlendrax: Always partial to the Harbingers myself.
fir3wolfhhmd: @mollylele G-Sep Dumpstar
Mollylele gets zapped into pieces by giuseppe
beowuuf: aww
Solid_Fuel: pog!
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Heart
Sarah_Serinde: Not *those* works :D
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
beowuuf: lrrWOW
Fragged_Templar: Just Oliver
mtvcdm: Some of her Buzzbee articles printed out and displayed
TXC2: "like Madonna you pleb!" Kappa
beowuuf: Oliver! like the musical
Fragged_Templar: that's all he needs
SharktoothJack: so that's where the portfolio ended up...?
Anaerin: Marj, like Meatloaf.
TehAmelie: the whole band is all mononyms
Fragged_Templar: !The! Oliver
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Sarah_Serinde: Fantastic Cameron :D
Ham_techs: Like Cher and Subscribe
AveryCorvus: @Ham_techs A+
Lysander_salamander: Marjoram
TXC2: Ham_techs get out Kappa
Anaerin: @TehAmelie Not to be confused with Monomyths.
beowuuf: @Ham_techs booo yet slow clap
Mathonwy: Damn it Cam! That was wonderful.
accountmadeforants: Presumably there's vampires old enough not to have last names at all
Spades_Slicc: Alright Cam, you've got me to open a dictionary once again
PharaohBender27: @Ham_techs escher3PUN
Ham_techs: Marjoram and Corriander
mtvcdm: Yeah, some vampires do not have a last name.
beowuuf: @mtvcdm like Dracula
TXC2: Spades_Slicc it's the little bits of art in the sides ( the margins) of books
Ignatiuspants: marginalia is what Silas wrote all over Jessica's notes
Mathonwy: Natural gas, just what every vampire needs.
KeytarCat: @Ignatiuspants Stuff in the margins, say
Spades_Slicc: @beowuuf isn't his name Vladimir Tepes?
corianderd: some draculas *do* have last names
niccus: *gasp* is this ice cream mountain
matthaus_c: tbf old vampires are lrrEFF in weird. one of them is even a fungoid
Jakelope13: I presume the ornate welcome was just in case any of them required permission to enter the building
YareNiDaze: @mtvcdm The Kindred known as Dracula is also known as Vlad Tepes. Yes, he's real in-universe, he's a Tzimisce.
Ham_techs: Dracula means "Son of the Dragon" so its like a last name.
TehAmelie: family names, trade names, landmark names, there's been a lot of ways to pick last names
Mollylele: they can call the marginalia 'marge' for short
Mathonwy: No, it's Candi Mountain.
Mathonwy: Candi with an I...
theymerLoviatar: my upcoming larp character only has a mononym
beowuuf: @Spades_Slicc i don't know :)
Anaerin: A "Function".
beowuuf: lol
PhoenixShaman: note they were invited to enter, not leave
mtvcdm: There's some in-universe vampires who got turned in ancient Egypt and are still around.
TheMerricat: whoa
DiscordianTokkan: A Boba Fête
theymerLoviatar: @DiscordianTokkan ah, a modern tea party