TheAinMAP: mattlrDed
niccus: and ther's absolutely no catch to it
adambomb625: RIP shopkeeper i guess?
adambomb625: So much easier than the other methods of taking them out
jessicatheblack: the rock elemental has a good 'shimmy'
DarkMorford: Uh...
LunarJade: Power just went out
Juliamon: lrrFINE
TheAinMAP: Uh oh.
KeytarCat: oh dear
DarkMorford: Oh wow
SAJewers: oh good, it wasn't just me
Vanbael: EFF
mtvcdm: I was bout to ask
Sarah_Serinde: Welp
Lizardman175: lrrSPOOP
Phailhammer: benginFine
LunarJade: Power has come back on. It’ll be a couple minutes
Sarah_Serinde: Thanks for the updates Heather!
mtvcdm: Stretch your toilets!
Juliamon: At least it was brief!
Juliamon: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
Vanbael: Surprise break indeed
OhaiMireiya: *pulls out torch and holds it under chin* it was a dark and spooky night *thunder rumbles in the background*
Nigouki: stream?
Nigouki: chat?
OhaiMireiya: power went out
Juliamon: Back shortly
mtvcdm: Power went out, it'll be a couple.
Manae: So, as long prophesied, the rhythm finally got them
Nigouki: huh, why did my chat freeze too until i refreshed
OhaiMireiya: spooky
OhaiMireiya: nikasaGourd
KeytarCat: Twitch bein Twitch
kusinohki: I got a weird message saying my free preview expired...
RealGamerCow subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 105 months!
RealGamerCow: thats a lot of months
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SquareDotCube: I blame the Miami Sound Machine
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Everything is FINE!
kusinohki: tv can't seem to get any twitch back right now
PharaohBender27: @kusinohki Your TV think Twitch is a cable channel or something?
Nigouki: time for moonbase to get redundant power on top of redundant internets? :V
kusinohki: shrug. it's amazon fire. they "updated" their twitch app to near unusability. I had to dig for an older version.
Juliamon: lrrSIG
PharaohBender27: lrrSIG !
PharaohBender27: Oh I REMEMBER THAT
Sarah_Serinde: Oh riiiight :D
Juliamon: o.O
OhaiMireiya: D=
SquareDotCube: Or the many times of Ben losing connection
Vanbael: I'd like to report a bug
BlackIsis: Stream a while...STREAM FOREVER!
Darleysam: repay the stream debt!!
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
kusinohki: are we in BC time? are we counting down to the 2md birth of christ?
PharaohBender27: So, keep streaming for 6.15 hours?
mtvcdm: To set right what once went wrong, or maybe to just, like, die again
PharaohBender27: O_o
Sarah_Serinde: Uh
Sarah_Serinde: Interesting
PharaohBender27: Wait, 11:30? AM or PM?
Nigouki: wait how did the clock on the computer reset?
uniqusrnam: This will make a good clip
NullColaShip: it'll be comparing server time to client time
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhPLS
SquareDotCube: Can we warn anyone of anything?
niccus: "current time" is an extremely important part of internet security
mtvcdm: I can't wait for Not A Drop To Drink today. I wonder what that messy crit's gonna be!
Dog_of_Myth: Did Rhythm Cafe just invent Time Travel?
PharaohBender27: OK brb to figure out what timezone the computer thinks it is
niccus: oh no it's a time jump *and* a freaky friday?
PharaohBender27: So, the computers might think you're in New Zealand but are 10 minutes slow?
OhaiMireiya: does it think it's 12:30 there?
Sarah_Serinde: PharaohBender27 I think that's an hour too late?
Sarah_Serinde: The computer thinks it's 11:30 am, I'm not sure it's actually that time anywhere...
OhaiMireiya: it's 12:37 pm here in nz
Sarah_Serinde: I guess they're in New Caledonia :P
mtvcdm: Look, I'm already Heather's ghoul, how many more of me do you really want?
OhaiMireiya: that said my computer says in Canada it's 5:38 pm yesterday
OhaiMireiya: so...
Lithobraker: Boooooooo red card
SquareDotCube: mattlrDisapprove
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Right, I wasn't reading the timeanddate world clock wrong - it thinks we're in Srednekolymsk or somewhere in the South Pacific
Sarah_Serinde: OhaiMireiya Yup that's right for their part of Canada. Not *all* of Canada though
OhaiMireiya: yeah I just have that part of canada for streams since it's easier than calculating what time it will be here
Sarah_Serinde: Oh yeah makes sense
Sarah_Serinde: It's only a 3-hour difference for me so I just memorized that fact years ago :D
OhaiMireiya: I also have my host sister in Japans time zone
OhaiMireiya: should I get my cat some halloween bat wings?
saucemaster5000: yes
OhaiMireiya: great, I'm sure she'll love them
OhaiMireiya: maybe he needs a cup of tea?
mtvcdm: I'm sure he's got a picture of you behind the counter by now
saucemaster5000: somedays you just snap at the customers
OhaiMireiya: maybe you forgot their birthday?
PharaohBender27: IAN
CrescendoSlash: i think that was a rare shopkeeper that is auto hostile
CrescendoSlash: the walls were silver before
niccus: there's a low (but not *that* low) chance to get an impostor shopkeeper
DiscordianTokkan: nyooooom
OhaiMireiya: yes I am shopkeeper *nudges unconscious shopkeepers body under counter a bit*
thematrix_26: <message deleted>Rechazo ganó en Chile 🇨🇱
niccus: reviewing the footage, you had the lucky timing of not getting to hear the fake shopkeeper's *off* singing
Coinman1863: Out of key on purpose
Coinman1863: From what I recall
niccus: he sounds terrible.
Sarah_Serinde: I blame Meredith and Jacob
PhormDjinni: Ian gets his kicks above the waistline, sunshine.
DiscordianTokkan: F
niccus: shouldn't have felt lucky, punk
niccus: there should be more stuff to diamond-unlock with the DLCs
niccus: if not new items, then new enemy practice
MadWolf1290: time is a thing
mtvcdm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Wheeler is checking out Across the Obelisk, an RPG deckbuilding roguelite! Game: Across the Obelisk) at Sun 06:00 PM PDT (5m from now).
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSHINE
Phailhammer: cya :)
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
LRRbot: 2707 patrons for a total of $20,647.54 per month.
mtvcdm: !patreon
LRRbot: 2707 patrons for a total of $20,647.54 per month.
Sarah_Serinde: !store
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MadWolf1290: the best shilling
mtvcdm: Had it the first time Ian
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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asthanius: !updog
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niccus: oh right you're still time traveled
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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mtvcdm: Screaming at ice
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
djalternative: Thank you for screaming
Juliamon: Please scream inside your icebox
Nydestroyer: ice for streaming
SnackPak_: is that where I misplaced my screams?
corianderd: no streaming my plums in the icebox pls
Nydestroyer: some type of toboggin
corianderd: they are clearly labeled as mine
djalternative: oh yay! More screaming
SnackPak_: a full screaming day at LRR
benjamin_wheeler: is that what CTS is tomorrow?
Snowcookies: yes
YeetTheRich_: don't stream your plums, folks
benjamin_wheeler: Ice Scream gettogether
niccus: hi wheeler, your cohosts had an unplanned time travel
djalternative: absolutely
benjamin_wheeler: unplanned time travel
thraximore: Crossing the Screams
benjamin_wheeler: I must scream, but I have no ice
djalternative: if Adam's here, we have to ask him why he descented against Serge and The Line yesterday
corianderd: weird. I don't want to scream and all I have is this ice
Snowcookies: I have no mouth but I must eat ice cream
corianderd: the ice cream can enter through the sinuses
djalternative: as our #NotACult leader Serge would say, remember chat: The Line
AttackCowboy subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 33 months!
AttackCowboy: wheelerDroopy wheelerFee wheelerT
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SnackPak_: I bet you could snort astronaut ice cream
corianderd: no way I could fit one in my nostrils. next suggestion
AzaleaCloud: Wait what? What did I just walk in on? XD
djalternative: ice scream soup is best for snorting
h3rsh3yb4r: powdered astronaut ice cream?
ComradeMik: snort the ice cream
ShaneLeeAtk: Ah, yes... Banger alert
ComradeMik: be not afraid of brain freeze
jessieimproved: jlrrCooltunes
AzaleaCloud: Hello Wheeler~
Aylig: oh man, Across the Obelisk is one of my favorite card games
ComradeMik: is it still new like a year and a bit in
h3rsh3yb4r: it will still be new in 30 years
SnackPak_: yes, hello Mulder
KeytarCat: #NotACult
laikagoat: wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb
djalternative: #NotACult
Nydestroyer: sergeHeart
YeetTheRich_: classic cat
h3rsh3yb4r: wheelerMulder
ComradeMik: peter griffith
circusofkirkus: Cori!
ComradeMik: god dammit
YeetTheRich_: fucks sake ben
AzaleaCloud: Hello Cori~
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
h3rsh3yb4r: peter...
nikheizen: that profile pic is going to make me go berserk
thraximore: wheelerMuldcb
h3rsh3yb4r: I can't believe I had to see that family guy image twice in a ro
h3rsh3yb4r: w
benjamin_wheeler: !patreon
LRRbot: 2707 patrons for a total of $20,649.90 per month.
ComradeMik: good description
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
Frankenstain: it was very Troy McClure of you Cori
circusofkirkus: good segue streamer :)
Juliamon: I had to go do a bandage change and come back to what the fuck is this avatar
ComradeMik: you're struggling today bud
eDRoaCH: im playing this game rn, its the best
djalternative: @Juliamon I think it's just hiding the room name and password
niccus: it's the shadow of the true self
h3rsh3yb4r: What about the intro you did while completely muted?
AzaleaCloud: You mean like Matt?
niccus: if you try to look, you get psychic damage
thraximore: umbral4KEKW
YeetTheRich_: wow that reference caught me off guard
theamc2000: Peter groffith
Simonark: When everything thing is a reference pun to an old QI bit, there are no straightlines
eDRoaCH: it is very, very hard
eDRoaCH: its a ramp up game tho
AzaleaCloud: @Simonark Your first mistake was expecting anything on this stream to be straight.
YeetTheRich_: just don't get hit 4Head
djalternative: @Simonark only gay lines
Williams4jesus: !findquote numbers
LRRbot: Quote #4139: "I didn't realise the numbers that were counting down were a countdown." —Adam [2017-04-03]
Nigouki: oh no, hot wolf man
SnackPak_: that's a lot of info
Simonark: @AzaleaCloud I was only doing two jokes at once, but I accept your third!
Sibwow: those are the two big ones for a warrior
AzaleaCloud: :p
niccus: how dare they ignore me, mr. warcrimes wolfson
Loonatic93 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 71 months!
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alexanderthefine: what's Peter Griffiths deck like?