niccus: reviewing the footage, you had the lucky timing of not getting to hear the fake shopkeeper's *off* singing
Coinman1863: Out of key on purpose
Coinman1863: From what I recall
niccus: he sounds terrible.
Sarah_Serinde: I blame Meredith and Jacob
PhormDjinni: Ian gets his kicks above the waistline, sunshine.
DiscordianTokkan: F
niccus: shouldn't have felt lucky, punk
niccus: there should be more stuff to diamond-unlock with the DLCs
niccus: if not new items, then new enemy practice
MadWolf1290: time is a thing
mtvcdm: !next
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Dog_of_Myth: lrrSHINE
Phailhammer: cya :)
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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MadWolf1290: the best shilling
mtvcdm: Had it the first time Ian
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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asthanius: !updog
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niccus: oh right you're still time traveled
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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TheAinMAP: lrrDILLY
mtvcdm: Screaming at ice
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djalternative: Thank you for screaming
Juliamon: Please scream inside your icebox
Nydestroyer: ice for streaming
SnackPak_: is that where I misplaced my screams?
corianderd: no streaming my plums in the icebox pls
Nydestroyer: some type of toboggin
corianderd: they are clearly labeled as mine
djalternative: oh yay! More screaming
SnackPak_: a full screaming day at LRR
benjamin_wheeler: is that what CTS is tomorrow?
Snowcookies: yes
YeetTheRich_: don't stream your plums, folks
benjamin_wheeler: Ice Scream gettogether
niccus: hi wheeler, your cohosts had an unplanned time travel
djalternative: absolutely
benjamin_wheeler: unplanned time travel
thraximore: Crossing the Screams
benjamin_wheeler: I must scream, but I have no ice
djalternative: if Adam's here, we have to ask him why he descented against Serge and The Line yesterday
corianderd: weird. I don't want to scream and all I have is this ice
Snowcookies: I have no mouth but I must eat ice cream
corianderd: the ice cream can enter through the sinuses
djalternative: as our #NotACult leader Serge would say, remember chat: The Line
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AttackCowboy: wheelerDroopy wheelerFee wheelerT
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SnackPak_: I bet you could snort astronaut ice cream
corianderd: no way I could fit one in my nostrils. next suggestion
AzaleaCloud: Wait what? What did I just walk in on? XD
djalternative: ice scream soup is best for snorting
h3rsh3yb4r: powdered astronaut ice cream?
ComradeMik: snort the ice cream
ShaneLeeAtk: Ah, yes... Banger alert
ComradeMik: be not afraid of brain freeze
jessieimproved: jlrrCooltunes
AzaleaCloud: Hello Wheeler~
Aylig: oh man, Across the Obelisk is one of my favorite card games
ComradeMik: is it still new like a year and a bit in
h3rsh3yb4r: it will still be new in 30 years
SnackPak_: yes, hello Mulder
KeytarCat: #NotACult
laikagoat: wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb
djalternative: #NotACult
Nydestroyer: sergeHeart
YeetTheRich_: classic cat
h3rsh3yb4r: wheelerMulder
ComradeMik: peter griffith
circusofkirkus: Cori!
ComradeMik: god dammit
YeetTheRich_: fucks sake ben
AzaleaCloud: Hello Cori~
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
h3rsh3yb4r: peter...
nikheizen: that profile pic is going to make me go berserk
thraximore: wheelerMuldcb
h3rsh3yb4r: I can't believe I had to see that family guy image twice in a ro
h3rsh3yb4r: w
benjamin_wheeler: !patreon
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ComradeMik: good description
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
Frankenstain: it was very Troy McClure of you Cori
circusofkirkus: good segue streamer :)
Juliamon: I had to go do a bandage change and come back to what the fuck is this avatar
ComradeMik: you're struggling today bud
eDRoaCH: im playing this game rn, its the best
djalternative: @Juliamon I think it's just hiding the room name and password
niccus: it's the shadow of the true self
h3rsh3yb4r: What about the intro you did while completely muted?
AzaleaCloud: You mean like Matt?
niccus: if you try to look, you get psychic damage
thraximore: umbral4KEKW
YeetTheRich_: wow that reference caught me off guard
theamc2000: Peter groffith
Simonark: When everything thing is a reference pun to an old QI bit, there are no straightlines
eDRoaCH: it is very, very hard
eDRoaCH: its a ramp up game tho
AzaleaCloud: @Simonark Your first mistake was expecting anything on this stream to be straight.
YeetTheRich_: just don't get hit 4Head
djalternative: @Simonark only gay lines
Williams4jesus: !findquote numbers
LRRbot: Quote #4139: "I didn't realise the numbers that were counting down were a countdown." —Adam [2017-04-03]
Nigouki: oh no, hot wolf man
SnackPak_: that's a lot of info
Simonark: @AzaleaCloud I was only doing two jokes at once, but I accept your third!
Sibwow: those are the two big ones for a warrior
AzaleaCloud: :p
niccus: how dare they ignore me, mr. warcrimes wolfson
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alexanderthefine: what's Peter Griffiths deck like?
Ryxiene: LUL
duckace11: hello everybody
AzaleaCloud: Magnus is a Weregriffith.
Williams4jesus: lrrWOW
YeetTheRich_: this feels like yugioh flavor text writers making DnD characters
Sibwow: evelementalist
h3rsh3yb4r: Was her master's daughter named Kyle?
Loonatic93: A.K.A. Professor Onyx.
h3rsh3yb4r: Oh wow look at Ottis
eDRoaCH: he uses the power of holes to put holes in his enemies. he's very direct
h3rsh3yb4r: Ottis is amazing
niccus: isn't flash pointed
eDRoaCH: ottis is great, im doing my first malukah run rn
h3rsh3yb4r: Wheeler click the second healer please
eDRoaCH: @h3rsh3yb4r he doesnt have him unlocked
h3rsh3yb4r: @h3rsh3yb4r yeah but LOOK at him
YeetTheRich_: don't worry it's just james' money
circusofkirkus: wait front, back, middle, is this just Gwent?
niccus: so how do you unlock healer 2
eDRoaCH: host has to pick who gets what slot
AzaleaCloud: I don't know Gwent, but this kinda looks like Slay the Spire meets LoL.
h3rsh3yb4r: Oh is this like Darkest Dungeon?
niccus: seems to be, yeah
KeytarCat: When I do randos I start with seed 1 and just increment
asthanius: Only LINK can defeat Ganon
ComradeMik: how did they lose the princesses trail in the forest if there was no sign of her in the tower?
djalternative: wait. screw the king thing. there's a fishing contest!
niccus: they even show the pig cardinal in the cinematic. why is the pig not the default unlock...
Fantusta: fishing minigame = good game
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h3rsh3yb4r: Ah yeah this looks just like darkest dungeon
niccus: card skill trees :sickos:
AzaleaCloud: "Forgive me, for I have sinned. This past Friday, I resolved Oko, Thief of Crowns."
KeytarCat: Heal has another symbol now?
Williams4jesus: !findquote fire
LRRbot: Quote #3085: "I was just setting fire to things." —Beej [2016-08-03]
YeetTheRich_: !findquote soap
LRRbot: Quote #3477: "What flavor soap do we have?" —Ian [2016-10-05]
YeetTheRich_: not the pigs
Fantusta: biggus piggus
h3rsh3yb4r: Careful with that P word, wheeler
jessicatheblack: How does this compare to slay the spire?
Nydestroyer: listen I can heal and dps I swear
Snowcookies: but did you die while I was smiting?
SquareDotCube: 3 down, 37-47 to go
antonius_yoda: Stupid adds
antonius_yoda: But yo
AzaleaCloud: Wow, this really is Slay the Spire. :3
YeetTheRich_: epic gamer event
SquareDotCube: small lake or big pond?
h3rsh3yb4r: StS + Darkest Dungeon, I'm kinda into this
Angry_By_Default: if u hover over the dice it says the chances
YeetTheRich_: not sus at all
AzaleaCloud: *runs at the lake* CANNONBALL
Loonatic93: A lake? That doesn't look like 10 acres? That's a pond at best!
DrChillbrain: wait isn't that art a storybook brawl card
YeetTheRich_: 4 party members sitting in a pond, five feet apart cause they're not gay
Williams4jesus: pigs AND sheep?
Juliamon: them sheep's gonna fuck you up
AzaleaCloud: OH CRAP IT'S A BARD SHEEP WITH INSULT ATTACKS
h3rsh3yb4r: The sheep ate Kyle!
AzaleaCloud: This is like the secret cow level but with sheep. XD
Nydestroyer: sleep now fair sheep
YeetTheRich_: is there any reason not to play the healing rain there?
YeetTheRich_: you redraw every round anyway right?
h3rsh3yb4r: It heals enemies too
Ryxiene: LUL
eDRoaCH: go left!
YeetTheRich_: look I have no idea how this game works LUL
YeetTheRich_: just asking, thank you for answering
h3rsh3yb4r: Lance Bass?
ShaneLeeAtk: What DIDN'T Lance do
YeetTheRich_: doping?
Loonatic93: That group is POIIIIIIIISOOOOOOON!
asthanius: "Up yours, travelers!"
Ryxiene: Kappa
h3rsh3yb4r: Ottis!!
YeetTheRich_: yoggers my dude
circusofkirkus: yogger? it's pronounced "jogger"
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Swickwick: 22 Months cant believe its almost been two years
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Loonatic93: Wasn't he an elite Gnoll is Goldshire?
h3rsh3yb4r: Is this just a knockoff of Hogger from Elwynn forest?
YeetTheRich_: yogchamp
AzaleaCloud: Devs hire this man for voice lines.
AzaleaCloud: I too miss the old Taric. From... *checks notes* 2015??? o_o; Time is fake.
Nydestroyer: I spent many a games spamming gems are truly truly outrageous as I threw stuns at people
CanPlayGames: Oh hey, thats my card!
Ryxiene: LUL
novrdd: those tree people look very silly with those pipe looking hands PridePog
theamc2000: Is this game happy darkest dungeon?
asthanius: Lightest Trail
AzaleaCloud: i.e. Lightest Dungeon.
PMAvers: Oh no, they're going to die just as horribly.
h3rsh3yb4r: It seems like it for sure
Snowcookies: someone write that for the steam review
Ryxiene: @asthanius LUL
Lysander_salamander: hello folks
FarleyF: question is does this make Ben the anti Adam
spethycakes: Brightest Forest
niccus: technically ben's playing this torchless
YeetTheRich_: that's a lot of status effects
Lysander_salamander: :D
CanPlayGames: Oh no. The wolf is hot
niccus: wait does this go all the way to 4-player
AzaleaCloud: Link knew the dangers of plants. That's why he smashes all pottery.
AzaleaCloud: Ironic of you to celebrate with "yatta" after laying waste to piles of g-r-double-e-n leaves.
YeetTheRich_: just force pressure points
SnackPak_: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
FarleyF: i see a sillouheto of a man
AzaleaCloud: SCARAMOUCHE SCARAMOUCHE WILL YOU DO THE FANDANGO
gwamhurt: just because you dont understand dryad culture doesnt mean its 'strange'
RealGamerCow: Look over there!
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
YeetTheRich_: FBtouchdown
AzaleaCloud: FBtouchdown
SnackPak_: very petty theft
Fanklok: Wow
niccus: huh, energy cost as roll quality
AzaleaCloud: And now to get killed by a dilophosaur.
Fanklok: I'm here for 5 second and Wheeler decides to do crimes
AzaleaCloud: @Fanklok What did you think we all meant by "be gay, do crimes?"
Ryxiene: That was a co-op crime
asthanius: Wheeler is always doing something illegal
FarleyF: a pox on you AND YOUR HOUSE
Fantusta: be crimes do gay
PMAvers: Ranger needs to adjust and not stand in the danger puddles.
asthanius: A puddle of danger
SnackPak_: the danger puddles are where big deeps happen
mtvcdm: !addquote (Cori) [now] I don't come to your house and tell you not to stand in the danger puddles.
LRRbot: New quote #8213: "I don't come to your house and tell you not to stand in the danger puddles." —Cori [2022-09-04]
asthanius: At what temperature does Danger turn into a liquid?
Fanklok: Disc Priest be like "Here have a shield I have DPS to do"
h3rsh3yb4r: What are the differences between the two shields on the barrier spell?
djalternative: Joe Chill
asthanius: Wait, JOE Chill?
asthanius: The villain who killed Bruce Wayne’s parents?
PMAvers: The second shield on Barrier is Shield, where it grants Block at the start of the character's *next* turn.
Fanklok: There is that universe where Bruce died so Thomas became murder Batman that uses guns
PMAvers: Er, start of the round.
djalternative: yeah and Martha became Joker
AzaleaCloud: "Oh no, I have definitely suffered third-degree burns. But at least the flesh-eating insects on my body are dead."
Loonatic93: That was such a great episode of "Harley Quinn."
novrdd: like? poison iy?
YeetTheRich_: regi no
novrdd: ivy?
HasturTheYellow: There's new Lore
niccus: marvel's better at it, the occasional Giant-Sized Man-Thing is celebrated
HasturTheYellow: There's the Council of Trees that chose him now
AzaleaCloud: Ohhh, so that's what the church is for. Reginald needs that death card removed from his deck.
HasturTheYellow: Which are old Swamp-Things that have started to have like
AzaleaCloud: I'm assuming. I've never played this.
HasturTheYellow: A psychic connection with eachother
HasturTheYellow: And there's a whole new antagonist
HasturTheYellow: Who was chosen by the Council of Gears
Fanklok: What do you mean trees can't bleed? I cover my pancakes in tree blood
HasturTheYellow: aka, The Industrial Revolution.jpg
niccus: this is why you don't make your healer work overtime
RealGamerCow: The dryad sent these
asddsa28: i wonder if all healers would work
eDRoaCH: game is very hard to start but you unlock stuff
AzaleaCloud: Just have better cards 4Head
djalternative: if we have death's door cards, what about death's window?
SnackPak_: nice encouragement, game
insane_42: this game was rough for me
insane_42: idk what i was doing wrong
Fanklok: How do we use James's credit card to win this?
AzaleaCloud: I don't think this game works that way.
eDRoaCH: i believe in Heiner
niccus: are you intended to grind for incremental advantage or is it older-school berlin-definition rogue-like-like
YeetTheRich_: can we play as pig priest on the new run?
h3rsh3yb4r: Peter Griffith
thraximore: perfect time to wipe
Snowcookies: !break
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niccus: oh was that from the stream
Juliamon: yes
YeetTheRich_: ok who else alt tabbed and looked at their steam
YeetTheRich_: game looks sweet so far
AzaleaCloud: Tomorrow's CTS is an ice cream social?
Juliamon: yeah, learning curve could use a bit of smoothing but I've seen worse
Nydestroyer: tell your friends
h3rsh3yb4r: Password Doxxed
niccus: gl hf dd
AzaleaCloud: Wheeliander?
YeetTheRich_: corimin
niccus: are these all permanent?
Loonatic93: Perks, don't it?
Nydestroyer: try pyromancer
Nydestroyer: I mean ey
niccus: did you unlock the second healer?
AzaleaCloud: Doesn't look like it.
YeetTheRich_: I think we also need a higher level
h3rsh3yb4r: Hogger, the last quest in Elwynn forest
SnackPak_: again!
niccus: the cinematic is the incentive to not die
CanPlayGames: I assume its been remarked how much these cards look like hearthstone?
niccus: you can clearly see which cards are weapons, so no
Juliamon: CanPlayGames Just SBB so far, actually
PMAvers: This is how you summon Ulmer.
h3rsh3yb4r: wheelerPyro wheelerPyro wheelerPyro wheelerPyro wheelerPyro
YeetTheRich_: wheelerPyro wheelerPyro wheelerPyro
Fanklok: Wait did I just hear PYROMANCY? Is Wheeler trying it? If not he should
Juliamon: he said the thing!
YeetTheRich_: don't have to choose a path if you burn the entire forest down
h3rsh3yb4r: Do cards remain upgraded between runs?
AzaleaCloud: "Molten Rain, targeting your Forest." "...But it's a basic." "I don't care. I am going to destroy your Forest."
KeytarCat: Banish
eDRoaCH: the circled part. the fire card means 1 use per combat
PMAvers: Well, one costs one less.
Darkstorm257: No vanish
h3rsh3yb4r: It doesn't exile
dumbo3k: it loses the banish
ArcOfTheConclave: the flame is gone
eDRoaCH: @h3rsh3yb4r no
circusofkirkus: do they have the juice?
thraximore: LUL
AzaleaCloud: If they shout "CORN!" when they get hurt, I am going to laugh to the moon.
YeetTheRich_: how corny
Fanklok: This game is kinda cornie
Juliamon: Extreme Carrot
Fanklok: I only remember big anime tiddies and the sloth
PMAvers: I mean you love YGO.
h3rsh3yb4r: I only remember Kyle Walker
Nydestroyer: Excream corn
AzaleaCloud: I remember BING BONG.
h3rsh3yb4r: Oh and I remember BEENG BONG
Fanklok: I would like to make note that there is no R in my username, and that Ian is the only other LRR member that has made that mistake
YeetTheRich_: sure ...
Dog_of_Myth: Just making popcorn
Fanklok: So cold it burns
eDRoaCH: x
h3rsh3yb4r: wheelerPyro wheelerBless
AzaleaCloud: BURNINATING THE COUNTRYSIDE~ BURNINATING THE PEASANTS~
AzaleaCloud: Ooh, surprise round?
Loonatic93: Not gonna lie... Those corn monsters look tasty.
Fanklok: Is fire not just the air bleeding
AzaleaCloud: Depends. Can air be phlogisticated?
niccus: wait a second, are we the zombies
djalternative: can I drink some air blood?
AzaleaCloud: EZ clap
PMAvers: Fireball spells coming online...
YeetTheRich_: fire can't hurt a pyromancer ... right?
eDRoaCH: she looks like the only one who uses soap
Cptasparagus: poor man just sitting next to his burnt house "now I have 0 :("
eDRoaCH: its Tom!
YeetTheRich_: "these people robbed me AND beat up my corn"
Loonatic93: `The Farmer in THE HELL!!!!!!!!
AzaleaCloud: "YOU FLAME-THROWING HOOLIGANS TOOK MY SOAP"
Kazman20a: well it is the time of year for corn to begin to fire
niccus: that was the curse effect from the thing you took
Brianlive: Bullet for my Valentine - corn burst into fire
djalternative: FootYellow
thraximore: umbraHmm
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thraximore: we DO have a lot of corn there
novrdd: somebody call the dad joke police!
niccus: guess they were reaping the whirlwind
eDRoaCH: up ahead is a strange place called "Niagra Falls"
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Molladia: Subbing now, then off to the VOD, and by the looks of it buy this game....
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YeetTheRich_: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
Fanklok: Friend Computer says fun is mandatory
YeetTheRich_: thanks miyazaki
djalternative: pigm'n
RealGamerCow: I mis-read that as high ranking selectman
AzaleaCloud: *pound pound pound* BIG BAD WOLF, OPEN UP
AzaleaCloud: "Hey, fire hurts the pigmen! And it... makes them smell... really good~"
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DeGunner: Have a wonderful evening everyone!
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fuzzychub subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 4 months!
fuzzychub: Got your Bezo
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fuzzychub: I meant to say Bezos money
Fanklok: Petition to rename Healing Rain to Spring Break
fuzzychub: This looks like Slay the Spire crossed with Darkest Dungeon
AzaleaCloud: Wolf Tank doing Wolf Tank things.
niccus: it largely is
djalternative: is the second color red?
Molladia: I thought only wheeler, but is this multiplayer? Is Cori playing too? Ok I must buy this now
AzaleaCloud: Yeah, Wheeler's playing 2 characters and Cori's playing 2 characters.
Molladia: Level up available
djalternative: new character unlock? yes please
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
h3rsh3yb4r: steal his staff
ArcOfTheConclave: is this Adam CYOA time?
YeetTheRich_: pyromancer staff you say ...
Ryxiene: LUL
YeetTheRich_: so we ... helped?
KeytarCat: We got a quest
djalternative: wheeler, how's your vaguely eastern european accent?
Nydestroyer: eh defibrillators sorta restore health
Cptasparagus: well anyway heres wonder barrier
YeetTheRich_: quebec is basically eastern europe
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
AzaleaCloud: "Ey, look at this little guy, uh? Oh, is little fucked up actually..."
Molladia: Oh I've been meaning to ask, Wheeler do read/speak German? or just like the Card Art?
thraximore: umbraRage
mitomanox: <3 wheeler <3
AzaleaCloud: Holy CRAP Andarin
PMAvers: More DPS spells on the healer just means your party members take less damage over time by ending the fight faster.
Ryxiene: LUL
Ryxiene: F haha
PMAvers: "Crap I took my main heal off my bar."
AzaleaCloud: "Never fear, Reginald is here! *drops his deck on the floor* Oh shit, shit, shit shit shit..."
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objectivefailure: Reginald providing as much healing as the American healthcare system.
AzaleaCloud: @objectivefailure LUL
airddragon: You don't have to heal anything if everyone is dead.
niccus: well, your health carries fight to fight, so maybe not
KeytarCat: Uh, all of the heals now have banish, too
Kaktus021: and they banish
SnackPak_: F
Ryxiene: Jebaited
YeetTheRich_: welp
niccus: they heal! once
mtvcdm: !clip
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objectivefailure: "My healing is fine, you just need to dps faster"
quillilian: "If they're dead I won't need to heal"
fuzzychub: Is this the start of a fic on AO3?
Vanbael: what's the worst could happen?
KeytarCat: hehehe
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Ryxiene: tqsClap
wulfaether: WOLF WARS
SnackPak_: whoops
Ryxiene: LUL Jebaited LUL
Vanbael: because!
niccus: how long do you plan to live
wulfaether: "Is that a werewolf?" "Look out, he's got a gun!"
Frostwriter111: "Hey, remember when I slaughtered your people?"
Sibwow: did you watch willow
Ryxiene: LUL
Snowcookies: omg
marxmarksman: Lost Boys?
Nuurgle: so it was a sax scene?
thraximore: LUL
Snowcookies: wow
noSmokeFire: oh, riker
YeetTheRich_: hmm
YeetTheRich_: ruh roh reginald
Ryxiene: what an option >xD
PMAvers: "I was in the Wolf Wars. I know a war crime when I see it."
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Ryxiene: LUL LUL LUL
eDRoaCH: only host gets to accept or not
fuzzychub: Just hit tehe continue button
PMAvers: It's labeled as a Hard encounter already, do we need to tempt the fates? Adam leans in and clicks the box.
Sibwow: don pardo?
AzaleaCloud: AND YOUR HOST, REGINALD THE HEALER
Nuurgle: sap is tree blood. maple syrup vampires
GamemasterAnth subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 24 months!
GamemasterAnth: I use Polymerization! And I fuse Darkest Dungeon and Slay the Spire to become...ACROSS THE OBELISK in attack mode!
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djalternative: Am Bush? No. Am Man
theamc2000: Active Obelisk is a euphemism
objectivefailure: Only if that tree is a yew.
Ryxiene: NotLikeThis
theamc2000: Trees outspeed you
SacrificialToast: well they're fast because you failed your ambush XD
Dog_of_Myth: Big tree
theamc2000: Corn can bleed
djalternative: corn blood is high fructos corn syrup
Dog_of_Myth: Trees got the zoomies
AzaleaCloud: The dryad could heal itself on its turn like that one time.
5 raiders from DannB_MTG have joined!
AzaleaCloud: Ohhh okay.
AzaleaCloud: Ey, welcome raiders. :D
djalternative: yeah. some dots trigger at beginning of turn and some at end
JaymicUnyielding: This tree is on fiyaaaaaaah
Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
SacrificialToast: actually if you watch the skull on the enemy health bars: if it's outlined in green, they're dying end of turn (poison), if it's outlined in red, they're dyng start of turn (burn/bleed)
Woogachaka: I love it! i just finished running this with my brother and my dad earlier tonight
PMAvers: Cancelled harder than Fyre Festival.
Earp: ANGRY TREE
wulfaether: "We've got some children to- wait hold on"
SacrificialToast: "I didn't know it had laser beams" What, you've never seen a tree before?
Dog_of_Myth: Wut
PMAvers: I just realized this is the Kirby boss.
JonnyGlitched: Hello everyone! What did I miss?
eDRoaCH: soon it will be bulbasaur
JonnyGlitched: Hi Wheeler and Cori!
MadWolf1290: @JonnyGlitched a lazer tree
JonnyGlitched: @MadWolf1290 don't they all just lay there?
SnackPak_: math never lies
asthanius: MATH LIED
circusofkirkus: LOL
AzaleaCloud: Sadface. :<
circusofkirkus: where's you anime god now
Dog_of_Myth: lrrGREED lrrGREED
JonnyGlitched: You did the math, but BOY are you bad at math
eDRoaCH: god and anime failed
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
asthanius: beej wasn't here to do the good math
asthanius: :(
djalternative: you mathed right. it was just that the dot proced at end of turn
JonnyGlitched: I'm impressed they made DDSTS co-op
KeytarCat: 52 damage
JonnyGlitched: Treants are my FAVORITE fantasy critter
JonnyGlitched: Not LORT Ents tho they suck
JonnyGlitched: LOTR
YeetTheRich_: what why
Dandinstorm12 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 102 months, currently on a 98 month streak!
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eDRoaCH: ylmer real good for ecchi priest
JonnyGlitched: @YeetTheRich_ the men drove away the women with their insessent babble
JonnyGlitched: #NotAllEnts
Dandinstorm12: so uh what is this obelisk anyway
Dandinstorm12: ah thank you game
djalternative: ice, poison, or fire. the three elements
SacrificialToast: let us go... ACROSS THE OBELISK
JonnyGlitched: This is the end of ME3!
circusofkirkus: pyromancer :)
asthanius: Ooooh draft
JonnyGlitched: Mass Effect all over again
asthanius: Go blue, let's draft
incredulouspasserby: don't you need the fire one for the wizard
Dandinstorm12: stagnant
kakmize: @JonnyGlitched lol
Dandinstorm12: ew
circusofkirkus: old man's staff is in the fire
circusofkirkus: I bet
SnackPak_: ice worlds always suck
KeytarCat: Max heal :O
Dandinstorm12: welp
incredulouspasserby: rip
AzaleaCloud: Lord Handshake?
djalternative: Lord of Handshakes?
Dandinstorm12: So chat, do you thing we can get Wheeler to say dialouge as quebecois Droopy Dog?
saucemaster5000: do NOT shake their hand
Darleysam: but the prints are irregular so as not to attract the worms
Dandinstorm12: *dialogue
JonnyGlitched: I'm not sure about this art style, feels very "mobile game". Gameplay looks sweet tho
AzaleaCloud: Can you remove the Death's Door card?
Dandinstorm12: that sounds like a no
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Can you further upgrade your heals, so they can be used more than once?
JonnyGlitched: OwO
djalternative: but no lv 3 heal
JonnyGlitched: Is there a minimum deck size and to you reuse used cards?
Woogachaka: can you remove the punishment cards at the church too?
JonnyGlitched: Wait I read the minimum number text now
JonnyGlitched: smaller is always better lrrBEEJ
JonnyGlitched: rob him!
Dandinstorm12: wth
JonnyGlitched: o...kay
djalternative: they're SQUIRREL ASTRONAUTS!!!!
AzaleaCloud: You ever just... wear a ice helmet?
JonnyGlitched: Squastronauts
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Rourke9: That’s delightful
YeetTheRich_: sandy cheeks?
djalternative: why does old owl have another owl's head on a pike?
SacrificialToast: so squirrels do bleed
Dandinstorm12: if they bleed we can kill them
asthanius: Sorry, a what?
YeetTheRich_: don't
Ryxiene: Vesi footwear?
NamesAreSilly: @djalternative I *think* it's a carving
DeM0nFiRe: hoo
niccus: hoo]
niccus: put it on a soundboard
djalternative: @djalternative sure that's what it's supposed to be but I like it being just an old owl who carries another owl head on a pike better
NamesAreSilly: @djalternative Yeah, okay - fair.
JonnyGlitched: hoo!
niccus: slowly assemble a whole board of bird noises
djalternative: Hoo!
Garbonzo42: does doing stuff while stealthed end stealth?
SacrificialToast: yes
JonnyGlitched: You need to get "hoo!" on your soundboard Wheeler
niccus: i wonder if there's a character with like 4 hits in a row who can get 4 hoos at once
JonnyGlitched: I really like the gameplay but hate the art style... what do?
djalternative: @JonnyGlitched play it with a blind fold?
niccus: this will probably not be the only game of this kind
niccus: depending in which part you're specifically interested in, there are alternatives
JonnyGlitched: @djalternative I'll see if it has Text To Speech :P
JonnyGlitched: I like StS and Darkest Dungeon and this looks mooshed together
djalternative: practical answer though, just pip a podcast or something in the corner
Dandinstorm12: m-m-m-multishot
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SacrificialToast: ask Jonah?
JonnyGlitched: Squirrels weak to fire, who'da thunk it?
asthanius: X-Treme
SacrificialToast: ohno
asthanius: HOO
SnackPak_: let's go
AzaleaCloud: Get the Doritos and Mountain Deww.
NamesAreSilly: Welp...
YeetTheRich_: wheelerGre wheelerE wheelerEed
JonnyGlitched: hoo noo
djalternative: this was no longer worth the upgrade
NamesAreSilly: HOOO
YeetTheRich_: hoo hoo motherfuckers
niccus: quadruple hoo!
kakmize: who?
Frostwriter111: HOO
MadWolf1290: hoo for days
Snowcookies: lrrGREED
Dandinstorm12: if they hoot we can kill them
AzaleaCloud: Who?
saucemaster5000: hoo gang hoo gang
niccus: alright time to hear what the arrow rain sounds like against this
asthanius: oh no
JonnyGlitched: you gon diiiiie
Juliamon: RegiNO
YeetTheRich_: get hooted reginald
JonnyGlitched: Targeting the Healer? What is the D&D????
JonnyGlitched: this*
BloodnBullets: they ganked the mage!
DeM0nFiRe: lrrFINE zeldaFine
djalternative: now at least take the one guy out with you
kakmize: 3 to go
SnackPak_: gottem
SacrificialToast: i think your odds on retry are pretty poor XD
Rourke9: Thanks so much for the stream!
JonnyGlitched: Thank you for the show Cori and Wheeler! Thank you for the company chat!
AzaleaCloud: Thank you for the stream, this game's good. ^^
SnackPak_: GG Pig
djalternative: Next week we go to war with the owls
benjamin_wheeler: !patreon
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YeetTheRich_: I might pick up this game honestly
Woogachaka: if you ever want back up, let me know!
Sibwow: you can buy sleeves from sleeve!
AttackCowboy: Shit, stream is wrapping up, everyone clean up the rodeo chat real fast. Put the couch back upright. Get all the empties into the garage before Wheeler gets back
JonnyGlitched: I can't buy anything right now, I'm debating between buying toilet paper or drugs
benjamin_wheeler: !homestream
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Sibwow: until you change your username to wheeler
Molladia: New Inframan Episode WOOT
Rourke9: I’ve been loving Hey Check It Out!
Snowcookies: thanks for stream
JonnyGlitched: Those aren't horses!
Ryxiene: thanks for the fun time > w <
niccus: ah, for larbor day
djalternative: nah. just because the rest of the office felt left out
djalternative: when they did it last time
JonnyGlitched: I'm always a pirate
niccus: like a good pirate or a bad pirate
JonnyGlitched: yes
Rourke9: Yay pirate season!! It’s very fun
djalternative: like all the guardians are downloading House of the Dragon from pirate bay
djalternative: Family Jamily
JonnyGlitched: @djalternative that blonde guy in the promo pics actually gives me the creeps, no thanks
KWardJenx: Great Stream. Thank you.
Ryxiene: LUL
Molladia: The first one
Cptasparagus: and usd
djalternative: american money looks like lettuice now
KeytarCat: US money looks as bad as it ever has
djalternative: which is why I eat it for lunch
JonnyGlitched: Thanks again!
djalternative: ever had a cesar money salad?
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
djalternative: o/
Phailhammer: cya :)
Snowcookies: night night
Molladia: Nice Music fade
Ryxiene: Kappa
Ryxiene: LUL LUL LUL
Molladia: Clip it, thats the ticket