beowuuf: title change
beowuuf: Horseless August ends! Welcome Horseless For Different Reasons September!
corianderd: wonder what that means >_>
beowuuf: Buy more Apple Stock?
corianderd: always
beowuuf: Also darn this tweet has nothing to do with plants, but it is too strange and cdhc-like not to share now
TXC2: beowuuf good old biblically accurate oysters
TXC2: also Hello Everybody
beowuuf: sergeHi txc2 it's a great reaction
TehAmelie: flap on down to the mollusc patch
beowuuf: also don't look for the face
v_nome: I feel like if the Deep Ones were revealed to be living in Halifax I wouldn't even be that surprised.
TehAmelie: this is less weird but also pinballing between weird and amazing feels very Horse Club
beowuuf: I mean after Innsmouth they had to move somewhere
corianderd: ooo that's really cool
beowuuf: escher3THUMBSUP
TehAmelie: people really go out and make these huge productions to make a picture for twitter
TehAmelie: art is cool
TXC2: it sure is
beowuuf: yup :)
TheAinMAP: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
beowuuf: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
jessicaengle: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
jessicaengle: Hello chat
TXC2: hello jessicaengle welcome
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Can't Draw Horses Club is LIVE! @apsalar and @Azralorne are in an autumn mood so it's time to make a pile of leaves 📷 ||
TehAmelie: [lack of horse drawing intensifies]
jessicaengle: sergeHi @TXC2 sergeModLove
goombalax: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
accountmadeforants: 3... 2... ART
beowuuf: art!
TXC2: here we GO!
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TheAinMAP: Hello.
jessicaengle: CoolStoryBob
beowuuf: sergeHi cori! sergeHi az!
ThorSokar: pixeln3ActUp pixeln3ActUp
TXC2: Hello Cori and Az
TehAmelie: hello!
beowuuf: az seen on previous streams
TXC2: "I here to complain about the leefies at the public library...."
beowuuf: as usual. we probably deserve it.
jessicaengle: :o
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jessicaengle: :s
beowuuf: by guesting prisoner!
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Azralorne: i ain't no narc
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beowuuf: lol
beowuuf: sergeJustRight
jessicaengle: Snitches get horse hitches
goombalax: I'm sure there is a total of money that could change some facts
TXC2: !plan
LRRbot: A plan is just a list of things that don't happen.
beowuuf: you had a plant but it branched off in to this
aerohydra: you are getting ice cream on the 2nd stream though
aerohydra: like its barely work
TXC2: !patreon
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beowuuf: lrrWOW so on point lrrbot
TXC2: !store
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jessicaengle: I'm genuinely so excited to see a leaf art stream :D lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
beowuuf: kitteh!
Juliamon: BABY
TXC2: Kitty!
Juliamon: I LOVE BABY
jessicaengle: GlitchCat Hi meowmeow
MadameAdversary: illUstrious
goombalax: there might be chat members younger THAN THAT MUSE TBF
goombalax: oops caps
TehAmelie: i have this ancient maple leafs brush on photoshop which has twice gotten me compliments on my amazing leaf drawings. life is so unfair
LordZarano: escher3MEOW
jessicaengle: @TehAmelie sergeHeart oofa, feel you
TXC2: the month away has not slowed down Cori at all Kappa
ThorSokar: swifts1Notes good secrets luaNote
beowuuf: it *is* perfect system
iris_of_ether: I have arrived into Maximum Leaf
niccus: does the root actually bust through the bottom
TXC2: that's a THICC stem
iris_of_ether: That is the Ur-Sunflower
TehAmelie: sunflowers are rad
ShaneLeeAtk: That plant went through the bottom of that pot
TXC2: still summer here with the thunder storm happening RIGHT NOW :p
TXC2: Odish is just a spring Onion Kappa
beowuuf: wait, what? no, i don't want more thunder soon, getting woke up barely in to this morning was bad enough
Garfy400 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 71 months!
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CAKHost: Hi everyone! I'm going to watch while I play Dragon Quest Builder. Maybe I'll try to build something silly!
ThorSokar: "and then you draw the rest of the owl"
mtvcdm: Oddish is a Kirby but a radish
ShaneLeeAtk: That is almost friend shaped
niccus: beautiful speedrun
iris_of_ether: Oddish got a buzzcut
jessicaengle: Speed punk kirby
TXC2: beowuuf oh I woke at 3 am :p
CAKHost: Twitch ate my message?
TXC2: hello CAKHost welcome
CAKHost: :c
mtvcdm: One line, not counting the other several lines
CAKHost: Oh wait, I didn't see it
CAKHost: (I'm so tired)
beowuuf: @TXC2 me: huh, i wonder what made me wake up, oh well may as well go to the ba-BOOM BOOM BOOM
TXC2: beowuuf exactly :p
EvilBadman: so I should make another draw from memory PowerPoint is what I'm hearing
beowuuf: yes!
jessicaengle: I'm doing a cross stitch for the first time since I think before the pandini. It's been a dry creative season :/
TehAmelie: this tree comes with its own color gradient, might be useful
TXC2: leafies is what Lorna Slitshwistle calls the Maple leafs Kappa
iris_of_ether: @TehAmelie Oooh, purty
beowuuf: perfect leaf, there shall be no others
beowuuf: @TehAmelie you would assume that was photoshopped, it's so perfectly spread out :)
beowuuf: 11/10 story, start the bidding war now for the rights
TehAmelie: if it was photoshopped i think it would look less fake
jessicaengle: Perfectly normal behavior.
jessicaengle: It's nice to notice things around you.
miniMacGuru: Nandina does look pretty, but it's considered invasive in some places. (I can't manage to kill the one beside my house)
jessicaengle: OH yeah, leafies *and* ice cream
beowuuf: <message deleted>@TehAmelie lol, yeah, many real things do look faker than the fakes, it's weird! but pretty.
Riiiiiiis: I also plan to visit the outside at a later time
TXC2: get in your car, drive over the water...
beowuuf: <message deleted>what about one of those seaplanes?
EvilBadman: you're gonna pay me? sweet
SpoonfullOfSugar: yes.
mtvcdm: I am in a state where I can just accost a cow until ice cream comes out
jessicaengle: One of the udders squeezes soft serve directly from the cow?
EvilBadman: money plz
jessicaengle: The other squirt out 2%, half and half, and clarified butter
ThorSokar: I'm here for a train-wreck and I am NOT disappointed!
EvilBadman: Make it hail
TXC2: like a stripper? a stripper that delivers ice cream?
mtvcdm: It's been a while since I was at a farm last but I'm pretty sure that's how a cow works
mtvcdm: Just take a cow and squeeze it and then add sprinkles
Riiiiiiis: mtvcdm oh yeah, and brown cows make chocolate milk
beowuuf: <message deleted>speaking of executing art... there's this thing called control-z
jessicaengle: Now it has pizzaz CoolCat
TXC2: I've seen this on a mySpace page circa 2002 Kappa
TehAmelie: non stop eye crimes, that's the Horse Club way
beowuuf: <message deleted>some sort of alt comic?
beowuuf: <message deleted>sad loss
randombillfolds: It's control zed on my keyboard.
beowuuf: <message deleted>you started this! :p
jessicaengle: Ooo, ouch man
Riiiiiiis: haha
iris_of_ether: Hahahaha
Juliamon: just a boop
randombillfolds: Everything in moderation.
beowuuf: sergeHi hi vod viewers, totally new chat member here, what did i miss. I am guy incognito
DoctorHutch: | || || |_
jessicaengle: Art comes with terrible power
Juliamon: (but like, actually, let's not with the loss memes)
ThorSokar: HahaBall There's been a MURDER! HahaBall
iris_of_ether: I am so glad I tuned in
TehAmelie: people love it when you draw a million lines, see Rob Liefeld
mtvcdm: This is the logo for my new pot dispensary
beowuuf: the leaf appears to be scared of the mods :p
TXC2: this leaf, vibrating, is the start of EVERY skating video from Canada
jessicaengle: One line.
jessicaengle: Nah nah, one line
mtvcdm: Cori has to complete the lap. She doesn't want that 5000-second penalty for being hauled back into the pits.
jessicaengle: !gant
beowuuf: bar is always set impressively since last time, yet still manage to limbo lower :p
jessicaengle: Also, bonus if your leaf falls into the subocean
Boopity: Ooh, I see we're using Krita today?
Riiiiiiis: nice tent
mtvcdm: Ooh, we're coming up to the campground
randombillfolds: Maybe some leavestroughs.
beowuuf: syme-tree tool?
TehAmelie: nature producing symmetry? what's happening
beowuuf: i'll see myself out ysbrydPunjail
beowuuf: lrrWOW
iris_of_ether: escher3PUN
beowuuf: lrrWOW lrrWOW
Juliamon: We don't boop for good puns
mtvcdm: Look, sometimes conversations can stem from anything.
TehAmelie: disa-pollen-ted
beowuuf: aww, thanks juliamon :D
TXC2: we don't time people out for puns, we just stare disapointlingly
Boopity: Good pun is debatable Kappa
Juliamon: Good puns are bad. Bad puns are good.
beowuuf: @TXC2 the good old ಠ_ಠ
TXC2: beowuuf that's the one
TehAmelie: it's relevant again!
LordZarano: @mtvcdm escher3PUN
Riiiiiiis: are jokes allowed here??
beowuuf: jokes are allowed, they are just treated like beautiful mendalas :p
TehAmelie: layers of leaves are good to fall softly on
ThorSokar: swifts1Notes Send AZ bulk Excedrin luaNote
Boopity: Why name your layers when you can have hits such as "Layer 23" and "Layer 4 Copy Copy"
jessicaengle: I"m definitely not a Smartist. I'm more of a Bumbling artist.... a Bumblist
EvilBadman: I have a name
mtvcdm: Can't Draw Horses Club: 3 hours of screaming laughter and faffing about, and also art happens at some point perhaps
jessicaengle: Or possibly a Blunderist?
miniMacGuru: The sounds from Kid Pix where so much fun as a kid
beowuuf: @mtvcdm sometimes on purpose!
jessicaengle: @mtvcdm What are you talking about? This stream is all value.
TXC2: art becomes on this stream
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! How goes the arting?
TXC2: hello PharaohBender27 welcome
beowuuf: oh yeah, that one was fun
beowuuf: also sergeHi
Boopity: I've seen a tweet where someone used emojis for layer names, that was fun
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
DoctorHutch: lrrIAN
beowuuf: this narrative feels like the witcher
TXC2: start from the inside out
jessicaengle: Halfway down the stairs is a stair where I sit. There isn't any other stair quite like it. It's not at the bottom, it's not at the top. But this is the stair where I always stop.
TehAmelie: i feel like naming layers is like when you put in working titles in your writing. . .i'm still fond of this story that for years had a chapter titled "Gandalf dies on page 1"
beowuuf: @TehAmelie :D did gandalf die?
beowuuf: @TXC2 oh hey, the thunder you sent got here finally, thanks! Kappa
TehAmelie: his head was exploded with a magic wanddagger
TXC2: beowuuf I'm so sorry :p
Texan_Reverend: Good afternoon, everyone!
VillageFlipper: hi Az i love you 😘 (it's L)
TXC2: hello Texan_Reverend welcome
beowuuf: sergeHi
TehAmelie: heya
LordZarano: Dictionary writers start in the middle so by the time they get to A they're well practised
Texan_Reverend: Great to see you, Az! We miss you!
v_nome: Can confirm. Also used to rollerblade a lot. Now have to practice in a perfectly smooth parking lot.
beowuuf: @TehAmelie what was that comic choose your own adventure with the magician who couldn't do magic? that sounds like an implement from that! also a great portmanteu
TehAmelie: i was heavily inspired by LH Franzibald
TXC2: we're all children here
LordZarano: Robot farts
beowuuf: !fart
LRRbot: Blowin' the O-ring oboe!
beowuuf: @TehAmelie that's a name i haven't heard in a long time... a long time. interesting full circle
PharaohBender27: I figured it was for visibility
TXC2: pink is a good contrast to Green
beowuuf: it's all true from a certain point of view
v_nome: It was part of the suntext of the piece
v_nome: *subtext
laundreydhull: *cries in lies*
jessicaengle: I'm usually at work during this time on Mondays chat. Is it always like this?
beowuuf: Suntext sounds like a cool pokemon
beowuuf: @jessicaengle usually? yup. with az and cori? always
Riiiiiiis: jessicaengle yeah, the sillyness vs art curve has a bunch of different shapes
beowuuf: where is the lie?
TXC2: no lies detected
TehAmelie: we've had a long horse drought, maybe it's built up a smidge more than usual
Boopity: I love this impeccable energy
beowuuf: bloove
TXC2: "bloove, bloove is what bwings us here together today"
beowuuf: :D
TehAmelie: bloove blifts up up where we blelong?
TXC2: TehAmelie :D
beowuuf: meanwhile i think all this year's rain is trying to be delivered all at once.
TXC2: beowuuf same here
beowuuf: @TehAmelie seabatClap
beowuuf: the grass will be very happy as it floats around down the gutters. and lrrWOW big thunder there
jessicaengle: She steals the scene from Billy Crystal, which is no small feat
v_nome: What about Latrine?
mtvcdm: There's a NASCAR driver once who was named Dick Trickle.
beowuuf: she was the original quark's mum too, right? gotta look that up
Riiiiiiis: hump-a-dink?
v_squid: I recently encountered someone with the name Humphrey Flowerdew.
iris_of_ether: Sure was!
EvilBadman: yuuup
TXC2: Dick Trickle sounds like one of those made up Baseballer names
TXC2: it was 25 years ago :p
jessicaengle: In terms of pop culture 25 years is a good chunk of time. In terms of human history, not so miuch
TehAmelie: this is how biology textbook illustrations happen
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
TehAmelie: Barry Larry Terry here, i feel like he needs a nickname
jessicaengle: Plantchesca
beowuuf: @jessicaengle sergeJustRight
TXC2: TehAmelie clearly named after each of his inbred fathers :p
mtvcdm: #NotALeaf
TehAmelie: if that is his real name. . .
mtvcdm: Barky
v_nome: witchcraft!
mtvcdm: Your store has inventory people?
mtvcdm: My store they come once a year and we basically lock the building down until they're done.
v_nome: Roughly speaking, how large were their feet?
mtvcdm: Oh, yeah, that's us then too.
jessicaengle: Retail can be very dehumanizing
v_nome: Ooh, like The Gentlemen from buffy but with little clicky things
mtvcdm: They'll mark a time when they start counting and nobody gets to do *jack* for actual work except to check out customers until whenever it is they're done.
TXC2: a horror movie, it's just CCTV footage of the 2 hours of the post church lunch rush at a dinner
jessicaengle: Retail jobs are pretty good for helping you appreciate better jobs when you can get one.
mtvcdm: And the week before inventory you have to set everything up as if you're going to have things counted by idiots... because odds are
TXC2: Retail is millennial national service
FITorion: hi... hide yo wife... meme
mtvcdm: Hopefully this year the inventory crew doesn't have to fight with the remodel crew.
TXC2: "this October, no one is safe from...Upper Management!"
beowuuf: noooooo
PharaohBender27: @TXC2 See, this is why it's good to unionize
jessicaengle: Suits!
TXC2: PharaohBender27 yes!
mtvcdm: Oh geez. Any time upper management comes in the store, the store management completely wigs out and hides all their dirty in the backroom by us.
FITorion: Wouldn't Middle management be even more of a threat?
iris_of_ether: Mood
mtvcdm: How has it only been an hour?
TXC2: !addquote (Az) [now] I'm just going until you get annoyed with me.
LRRbot: New quote #8214: "I'm just going until you get annoyed with me." —Az [2022-09-05]
beowuuf: noice
TXC2: foine
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
beowuuf: we go alphabetically around here
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
TXC2: ads first, then bananaz
beowuuf: :D
TXC2: right chat I'm off
beowuuf: bananaz cori even :p
LordZarano: What a lovely adze
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and Az
mtvcdm: Night TXC2
jessicaengle: Goodnight @TXC2
beowuuf: night txc2
Azralorne: niiiight!!
CAKHost: Goodnight TXC2!
TehAmelie: mmm
beowuuf: and remember, it can be 25% off this subtember!
Mollylele: Corgo50 i assume we have to pay a ransom to get cori back
beowuuf: maybe even 30%? who even knows
Mollylele: what's ur venmo
LurkerSpine: Cheer100 dealer's choice
beowuuf: Cheer50 to remain in the void #notBitterAboutBanning :p
Mollylele: really rude that there's no horse bits
beowuuf: Cheer50 i changed my mind, come back!
mtvcdm: So I assume whoever has the most bits when Cori's done eating gets, like, a couple sticks of TNT or perhaps a sheep
jessicaengle: Oooo!
jessicaengle: So pretty
LurkerSpine: horse ear leaves?
beowuuf: @mtvcdm that's how this has previously gone :p or maybe extra sprinkles in the ice cream stream?
Mollylele: a small hoof
TehAmelie: a horse could be a dryad (?)
Mollylele: a horseberry bush
Mollylele: horse on the vine
PharaohBender27: tqsWTF
TehAmelie: hey a horseradish must have leaves
Mollylele: hoRSERADISH OFC
PharaohBender27: escher3PUN
Boopity: It's just a really rad horse
Mollylele: horseradish sounds like a pokemon
beowuuf: @Boopity ^
mtvcdm: I knew it was coming back to Oddish
Mollylele: a slightly radioactive horse
TehAmelie: is a long style skateboard rad-ish?
mtvcdm: It's a horse that thinks it's into the music the kids like but it actually just likes Nickelback
jessicaengle: An actual radish riding a tiny horse?
beowuuf: if it was a potato instead it could be totally tuberler man
Mollylele: radish knight
beowuuf: :D
jessicaengle: That's horse-dad-ish
Boopity: As a zoomer I have no idea what we are into
TehAmelie: Nickelback is not radish, they're negarad
iris_of_ether: Witchhouse
Mollylele: streaming also
mtvcdm: The vagaries of the medium.
FITorion: because 7 min song!
Mollylele: because sharkf11ART
Riiiiiiis: because that's not hos the song should be
Boopity: *Awkwardly looks over at classical music*
mtvcdm: Years ago when jukeboxes were in, artists would fade out their songs at the end to get people to spend more coins to hear 'the whole thing this time'.
jessicaengle: Art's not dead, it's just not as profitable as popularity
Riiiiiiis: artists are under incredible pressure right now to make bad music, that pleases the algorithms :-/
TehAmelie: now i'm tempted to make some kind of epic five-tiktoks adaptation of I'd do Anything for Love
PharaohBender27: Or just ignore what the kids think and build a nice audience of your own?
mtvcdm: With radio the thing, the tendency has been 'radio-friendly' songs: 2 verses, bridge, 3rd verse.
beowuuf: @jessicaengle tis whiplash in to actual conversation is also how it goes :p
LordZarano: And then King Gizz put out an 18 minute song about a tap
Mollylele: gen z doesn't fuck with bridges
jessicaengle: @beowuuf I see. Makes sense. That can happen when you hang out with close friends.
beowuuf: eat at arby's
Riiiiiiis: it's actually interesting that technology influences music in that way
TehAmelie: i like those purple leaves
beowuuf: @jessicaengle and now we're back to insults :p
Mollylele: albums being 90m long is an arbitrary thing based on what a cd could hold. before that it was based on what an lp can hold. new songs are <2m long because it skirts the threshhold of what Spotify counts as a 'play'
jessicaengle: @mtvcdm Also, 45rpm records used to only be able to hold about 3.5minutes of song, so the songs pretty much had to be short to be marketable for the record companies
Boopity: @mollylele Didn't expect to learn about The Music Meta(TM) today, but here we are
jessicaengle: That's why the average radio song is still maybe about 4-ish minutes
mtvcdm: Honestly it's way more open now. You'd have entire decades "defined" by one or two genres, as there's only so much music people would actually get to hear. You don't hear about that kind of thing anymore. You can hear anything now at any time.
beowuuf: did the 10min youtube video limit sculpt content back a few years ago?
PharaohBender27: @mtvcdm Yeah, LPs were invented so you could say, play a Brahms symphony without having to get up and change records 10 times.
Mollylele: @beowuuf yeah literally it did very much. before that I think the max for a muggle account was like 4 minutes. it mostly meant a lot of "part 1/5" uploads of movies tho
TehAmelie: Wagner was so ahead of his time when he made up a cycle of operas to be performed over three days
Riiiiiiis: lol
Riiiiiiis: is gas squirter just a butt?
iris_of_ether: Exhaust manifold is just an average person after a Taco Bell run
CastleOtranto: Wankel rotary engine
Boopity: @beowuuf I think that's typically said to be the reason why let's plays were so popular
Mollylele: now we're askin the tough questions
TehAmelie: there's some joke about Manifold Garden and Olive Garden here
FITorion: I looked away for a sec and came back to Exhaust manifold... what?
beowuuf: thanks chat :)
Riiiiiiis: crankshaft
TehAmelie: they're all moves by a wrestler called Radiohead
FITorion: limited slip dif
TehAmelie: (i'm lying)
DEATHlikescats: Idler arm
Riiiiiiis: firewall
TehAmelie: hey here's some good leaves. and i must emphasize i didn't draw this
CastleOtranto: Cam shaft
PharaohBender27: What is this "goulash" thing?
PharaohBender27: Whoops, forgot to put quotes around that
DEATHlikescats: Ooh! I remembered another car thing. Bushings!
jessicaengle: Everyone has gaps in their knowledge I guess.
FITorion: a waffle maker without the Waffle bit...
Riiiiiiis: isn't that almost a waffle iron?
DEATHlikescats: Lol!
mtvcdm: Oh, yeah, I found an old sandwich press on my porch not too long ago. Gonna try and see if it still works.
jessicaengle: Synergy!
TehAmelie: a waffle iron should have configurable patterns, including no pattern. how versatile it could be
beowuuf: -.-
Riiiiiiis: i don't understand this modern technology :-)
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DEATHlikescats: Tortilla presses are great for letting out aggression.
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DEATHlikescats: Yup!
DEATHlikescats: Makes really thin tortillas!
TehAmelie: grinding nuts in a mortar is fun too
FITorion: yes
DEATHlikescats: Gooey stretchy!
DEATHlikescats: Midnight bread society
beowuuf: bacon sleepovers sounds like some weird pastry
FITorion: I make cinnamon rolls from scratch
Its_VeeBot: Phrasing
Mollylele: like you bake, or you get baked ?
GapFiller: industrial bread baking IS a graveyard shift job irl tbf
DEATHlikescats: What even is normal
TehAmelie: i have only heard "makings" in the context of tobacco
GapFiller: yuuup that tracks
TehAmelie: my weekends are often old ladies
Boopity: "The weekends were an old lady" is my favorite album
TehAmelie: Men at Work
jessicaengle: Bacon sleepover pastry sounds amazing. Maybe there's like some maple syrup flavor to it, so you get the sweet+savory breakfast meat combo
SnackPak_: it's a dis album by Drake
mtvcdm: On a side note, regarding earlier talk, I went to Craiyon and typed in 'a horse made out of cursed radish' and I might never sleep again.
Its_VeeBot: "Band name? Band name."
LurkerSpine: I feel like that's more of a Vampire Weekend album name than a Weeknd album name
Ryxiene: tqsClap
jessicaengle: "She likes cloth. That's a good band nae."
jessicaengle: *name
Boopity: Evocative
DEATHlikescats: The ultimate synergy
SquareDotCube: lavender power
Its_VeeBot: Today's a good day for Homestar references
beowuuf: @mtvcdm cool call of cthulhu prompt!
DEATHlikescats: Ah yeah, very Texas
Ryxiene: I was thinking Stray vibes, because Matt's stream I guess xD
Riiiiiiis: This is a cool coincidence!! I was at a wedding yesterday where the two giant nerds got married on a 30000Hp diesel engine in a powerplant museum. It was great :-)
Riiiiiiis: The museum started the engine extraordinarily for the wedding
jessicaengle: Wow. That's quite a niche wedding
Riiiiiiis: very much
jessicaengle: @Its_VeeBot Try me! I've got homestar runner quotes for days
DEATHlikescats: I feel this wedding is in a barn with so many decorated old machines
jessicaengle: It looks like an engine head that has a face and is wearing laurels
Ryxiene: okay now it's more Texas for sure
TehAmelie: they definitely have a win 95 computer with chickens living in it
DEATHlikescats: Lots of those Edison bulbs, wysteria and raw aged wood
TehAmelie: in a corner called "the oiffice"
DEATHlikescats: @tehamelie that’s adorable!
jessicaengle: At least one handlebar mustache is there too
DEATHlikescats: A very gay wedding
Lord_Hosk: I want to wear open toe cowboy boots
v_squid: yes
LurkerSpine: countrywide in the states
iris_of_ether: Countrywide
EvilBadman: @lord_hosk Crocboy boots
Juliamon: You *can* but people will give you *so much* shit in Texas
SnackPak_: open toe cowboy boots sound comfy
Ryxiene: LUL
DEATHlikescats: I think they already exist tho
v_nome: Cowboy crocs
LurkerSpine: lmao, they do exist apparently
mtvcdm: I think open toe cowboy boots are just, cowboy boots, apply meat cleaver.
FITorion: made from real croc...
TehAmelie: i have a picture here somewhere
jessicaengle: That kinda sounds like moon boots
jessicaengle: Boots made out of croc foam that go up your leg?
FITorion: web of ruber
jessicaengle: They're just like puffy boots, I think
jessicaengle: Yeah, they're a thing from the 80s
DEATHlikescats: Like a puffy jacket for your legs
LurkerSpine: we were thinking of moon shoes
Juliamon: moon shoes, aka foot trampolines
TehAmelie: well, one alternative
FITorion: Moon boots were a big oval with shoe suspened in the middle by a web of rubber bands
LurkerSpine: max of 58.9 kg (130 lbs) for moon shoes
TehAmelie: flair?
DEATHlikescats: The decorations are called something
DEATHlikescats: Widgets?
jessicaengle: Gibblie gibblie gibblies
Invitare: when you "gib" something in a game the body explodes into parts
jessicaengle: :D
SquareDotCube: crocs were a mistake
Boopity: Learning so many things in Can't draw horses club
Ryxiene: LUL
DEATHlikescats: Gibbet is like where people get hanged though, right?
Ryxiene: Blocks?
iris_of_ether: Tetrominos
SnackPak_: I say the gravy like Az, but the video game one like Cori
FITorion: tetrinos
TehAmelie: a gibbet is a cage where you hang until you die, so, close
SquareDotCube: First UGGs, then Crocs, then Yeezys and now Crocs coming back
Invitare: it's like Domino, but 4
SquareDotCube: Our feet deserve better
DEATHlikescats: @tehamelie ah! Thank you!
DEATHlikescats: Then classic crocs are for you!
Ryxiene: oh I hate it lol
TehAmelie: these shoes are all so fashionable. and in september, you know what else you can wear
jessicaengle: That's Monty Python esque gross foot happening
DEATHlikescats: They do! That’s sport mode!
SquareDotCube: gladiator sandals
Boopity: Oh that makes me profoundly uncomfortable @lord_hosk
SquareDotCube: actually yeah, what if Crocs made gladiator sandals
SquareDotCube: we've already seen UGG thigh highs
Lord_Hosk: Thats kinda my jam Boopity
Invitare: Do you know what causes leaves to turn red? It's a chemical group called Anthocyanins. They also turn things blue and purple
DEATHlikescats: Ooh next episode is embroidery?!
beowuuf: a line in restraint
TehAmelie: i wouldn't like to fight as much as a badger in crocs. and it has come up
jessicaengle: Lets not give Croc any more ideas
Lord_Hosk: Steeltoed crocks... for work
DEATHlikescats: The sound a full body croc would make
Boopity: The concept of full body croc gives me existential dread
SquareDotCube: waders and blacksmith's apron, but holes
DEATHlikescats: My brain is having trouble conceptualist getting
TehAmelie: croc dinosaur costume!
DEATHlikescats: *conceptualizing
SquareDotCube: oh and insulated high voltage gloves, but also holes
iris_of_ether: Step 1: Latex suit. Step 2: hole puncher for 3 straight days
LordZarano: *multiple* people on youtube have made steel toed crocs
Ryxiene: seabatApp
DEATHlikescats: @squaredotcube gotta have holes for the Jibbets!
TehAmelie: do the steel bits have breathing holes?
LordZarano: @TehAmelie yes
jessicaengle: If your job requires steel-toed shoes, breatheability is probably not a luxury you get to have
SquareDotCube: danger crocs
jessicaengle: :(
beowuuf: break you say? time for a break? a break right now? now you say?
iris_of_ether: Crocs are like leaves for your skin
Riiiiiiis: Oh yeah, can we please take a break now!
jessicaengle: I don't think that's what they say :(
beowuuf: save yourself!
TehAmelie: donut holes is a big business, do you think a craft store somewhere sells croc holes?
DEATHlikescats: This is a cryptid
Mollylele: you filled that man full of croc holes
Boopity: This is a crime scene
jessicaengle: sergeCrimes
beowuuf: the crocsm'n appears every full moon before a hard rain
DEATHlikescats: It has Kodama face
CAKHost: What of Picasso Face?
iris_of_ether: escher3CRIMES escher3CRIMES escher3CRIMES
TehAmelie: could be a cryptid or a superhero
beowuuf: this is the logical conclusion of the oyster mascot, isn't it? :p
Riiiiiiis: yeah THATS weird!? :-)
FITorion: A visor of square holes like the "vents" on regular crocs...?
DEATHlikescats: I was not prepared but I am thoroughly entertained
jessicaengle: I regret everything.
beowuuf: lol
DEATHlikescats: Yay blizzard!
TehAmelie: i don't think Pawnee, Indiana has any school sports teams but the Pawnee Crocs would definitely be in character and they'd definitely have this mascot
PharaohBender27: :D
Lord_Hosk: Peej was juggling while driving its a skill
jessicaengle: Oh, Peej. I know who that is. I've been trying to catch up on old DB vods this weekend
jessicaengle: I'm a LRR baby, you guys
DEATHlikescats: As a relative noob, what’s peej?
DEATHlikescats: (I’m the noob btw)
jessicaengle: BTW massive kudos to whoever edits and posts all the vods to the Desert Bus Youtube Page. What a tremendous amount of work that makes it so easy to watch
EvilBadman: me am peej
DEATHlikescats: Nice to meet you Peej!
Azralorne: Peej is my human boy
corianderd: and I'm cori!
beowuuf: there's a whole video strike team that posts during desert bus. frankly they use time travel to post them before they happen, pretty sure.
DEATHlikescats: Hello and well met, Cori!
EvilBadman: howdy. I do comms for desertbus and stay in the other room during Horses.
jessicaengle: A hearty hello and good day to all
corianderd: we'd never get anything done if he was in the room for horses
corianderd: Art is Serious Business
DEATHlikescats: Thanks for your hard work during DB and also for gifting us a break :)
EvilBadman: Truly.
beowuuf: i thought rhythm cafe had the house of lies gimmick?
corianderd: yup. only them.
Riiiiiiis: "squire, forbid him to enter The Room For Horses!, it is not safe"
beowuuf: then art must be serious business, til
DEATHlikescats horse sounds
beowuuf: wb
GapFiller: jlrrIcream jlrrIcream jlrrIcream
beowuuf: jlrrIcream
DEATHlikescats: djagelVIBEmag
Riiiiiiis: elbow and knee greases?
DEATHlikescats: HypeLurk
TehAmelie: the Croc is the mascot for Pawnee's sports team, right? baseball probably
jessicaengle: Sweet mercy. This is orful.
DEATHlikescats: You would sweat out your excess body water
Ryxiene: LUL
TehAmelie: sweat does have electrolytes, i think
Riiiiiiis: plants usually doen't like salt
LordZarano: Salty water: it's waht plants crave
Riiiiiiis: wait, you're on my TV, are you true?
TehAmelie: i'm sure Raptor Aquarium would be interested
LurkerSpine: Sell it to Gwenyth Palotrow?
LurkerSpine: Paltrow*
Spacecarl: It has been some time
jessicaengle: Cori why you trying so hard to do a horrible capitalizm?
LordZarano: "I love Crocs too much" would be a good problem for Patently Stupid
beowuuf: if it's not broke, don't fix it, if it is broke, can't fix it
jessicaengle: ::takes notes::
DEATHlikescats: Sweet bootie
Riiiiiiis: that's a butt
Ryxiene: tqsRoll tqsRoll
Lord_Hosk: Netflix has a show they just released which is like shark tank, but you go in and sell your house to investors called "buy my house"
noSmokeFire: you call that a butt? THIS is a butt
Riiiiiiis: what's the butt thinking?
jessicaengle: I hate where this is going already
PharaohBender27: @Lord_Hosk That sounds awful
Riiiiiiis: there is a tiny man in there
beowuuf: bearkiYikes bearkiLurk
beowuuf: !fart
LRRbot: Goin' colon bowlin'!
iris_of_ether: what on earth did I come back to
jessicaengle: the horror
DEATHlikescats: Sweet but stinky
Mollylele: new channel emote
jessicaengle: nuuuuuuuu
DEATHlikescats: Please yes!
beowuuf: @iris_of_ether hour 3, to be fair it usually happens in hour 1 so we've had a good run
jessicaengle: The leaf has fallen very far from the tree, chat
iris_of_ether: @iris_of_ether (I've been here the whole time, but I left for like 3 minutes and) :D
Riiiiiiis: iris_of_ether please never leave again :-D
iris_of_ether: :D
jessicaengle: Cori does have pretty strong butt energy, I have noticed
DEATHlikescats: As fall creeps across the northern hemisphere, leaves will drift far from the tree
jessicaengle: :/
TehAmelie: i'm still trying to get over this Reductress headline i saw, "I farted so hard i was able to let go of my worthless dreams"
beowuuf: @iris_of_ether please don't leave again :(
beowuuf: lol
SquareDotCube: Blade Runner would have been a vastly different movie if the last line uttered was "lost... like a fart, in the wind... Time to die."
beowuuf: @SquareDotCube i mean replace time to die with a wet parping noise, and that would be the greatest scene of all time
DEATHlikescats: This croc suit has the girth I’d expect from being encased in thicc foam
TehAmelie: "do you think that's air you're breathing?" hue hue
beowuuf: it's "perfect" the way it is, please do not add another thing. please.
DEATHlikescats: Two different cryptids, choosing date outfits
LordZarano: TakeNRG Art.
TehAmelie: should there be heel straps everywhere?
DEATHlikescats: PokGengar lrrHERE
jessicaengle: Croc brand hazmat suit.
Fanklok: Is it still art if the only emotion it makes you experience is fear?
DEATHlikescats: The hurt locker got a new sponsor
Ryxiene: Yeah, those hole placements look pretty croc-like
beowuuf: jeremy runningshoe
DEATHlikescats: It sounds like a football movie
TehAmelie: crocs are pretty much indestructible, why not make them into a blast suit
jessicaengle: Ohhhhh... It's that suit you wear when you're training a police dog to attach someone
Lord_Hosk: I mean honestly it would have to be more like this right? you gotta upsell those separate items.
DEATHlikescats: Same brain
jessicaengle: It's perfect for training a dog to bite someone, because it's already made of shoe
DEATHlikescats: @jessicaengle you can use it like a king and fill the holes with treats
DEATHlikescats: *kong
jessicaengle: LOL or peanut butter :D
jessicaengle: Stuff a pill in there
DEATHlikescats: Yessssss!
TehAmelie: it was an okay movie, but my favorite part of it is the inspiration for Manly Guys Doing Manly Things creating a Kurt Locker for all the Kurt Russel imitators
EvilBadman: Oh he's a garbage dude
LurkerSpine: oh that asshole
EvilBadman: Mario batali
DEATHlikescats: Agassi?
Lord_Hosk: a line chef... 50/50 chance they were a drug dealer who was dating the 16 year old hostess.
DEATHlikescats: Ah yeah
Kaorti: oh yeah, got me-too'd
beowuuf: @TehAmelie it's just a bunch of Things cosplaying before they watch their favourite Kurt Russell movies. Big Trouble in Little China is surprisingly high up there
DEATHlikescats: Horse shaped full body croc
Fanklok: I don't think it can be an official CDHC mascot if that's not Shrek inside
SquareDotCube: This is what they use for low-impact tests
SquareDotCube: Horses wearing croc barding
DEATHlikescats: They use jibbets to secure the crocs
TehAmelie: horse's toe-leg shoe, or crocs in the shape of a horseshoe?
EvilBadman: on a different take croc-tops
DEATHlikescats: Yesssss
Fanklok: Croc Horse Armor: $15
Lord_Hosk: They have foam horse shoes for them to go inside on slippy floors like hardwoord or tile.
DEATHlikescats: Croc saddle would be hella comfy and very sweaty
LordZarano: It's gotta go all the way up to their ankle, like halfway up their legs
TehAmelie: i know, they can be horseshoes in the shapes of the letters CROC
Lord_Hosk: Dogs wearing crocks make them do the potty dance, its amazing... cause they cant feel the ground
SquareDotCube: a croot
jessicaengle: No way a fart would escape that suit. You're breathing it for sure
beowuuf: heard you like crocs...
Lord_Hosk: Mid thie, and then open toe crocks
EvilBadman: Like I said, a croc-top
jessicaengle: Leafies?
Juliamon: boo this badman
jessicaengle: Leaves plz?
DEATHlikescats: Croc thong
breadisbest1: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Ice Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to eat some ice cream!) at Mon 06:00 PM PDT (2:28 from now).
jessicaengle: @DEATHlikescats egad noooooooo
v_nome: croc crops
Fanklok: Life Sculpting episode but the medium is Crocs
TehAmelie: a croc tree
DEATHlikescats: @jessicaengle truly a cursed thought
FITorion: croc.... pot
jessicaengle: Avocados are alligator pears. That's kind of in the right zipcode ?
DEATHlikescats: Ah!
LordZarano: Drainage holes are important
TehAmelie: crocs do grow on trees, right
DEATHlikescats: What would a crocacado taste like?
Riiiiiiis: well...
Riiiiiiis: yeah
TehAmelie: eh, croc pottery
TehAmelie: a pair of crockpots if you will
Invitare: crocs are actually a species of Sponge that have been dried out
LordZarano: Crocs don't grow on trees you know Cori
jessicaengle: Google says there is a crocodile fern
Lord_Hosk: Im already freaking out
Lord_Hosk: That freaks me out
ThorSokar: panicBasket This is fine panicBasket
DEATHlikescats: That tracks.jibbets are the spores
jessicaengle: Not a crocodile, Crocs
DEATHlikescats: Bury a jibbets and a croc plant grows
Lord_Hosk: Crockidating a crocodile
Riiiiiiis: So you could have a crocodile fern in a croc on the wall
Mollylele: "the jibbits are the spores" is certainly a sentence
jessicaengle: sergeScience
TehAmelie: sporulating AND comfortable
Mollylele: you'll birth a human baby but that baby will be inside a croc
noSmokeFire: a crocologist
beowuuf: seems legit
EvilBadman: I think that's the incident that starts Last of Us
SquareDotCube: ah, so that's why Crocs have grown so popular
DEATHlikescats: Mines full of watermelons already
beowuuf: @noSmokeFire escher3THUMBSUP
Fanklok: Cori go to jail
Fanklok: I'm eating
DEATHlikescats: Crocus’s
Mollylele: the umbilical jibbit
DEATHlikescats: Straight outs the crocussy
Juliamon: Shut it down, we're done
TehAmelie: you can't eat the crocenta though
Mollylele: @deathlikescats 🙈
PharaohBender27: YouTube viewers appreciate your dedication to illuminating goings-on in chat, lrrCORI kates7
DEATHlikescats: I have taken one for the team
Riiiiiiis: How do we vote to terminate this stream?
jessicaengle: @Riiiiiiis +1
DEATHlikescats: Gotta make a poll
paulthemapguy: Why must we destroy Cori?
jessicaengle: I regret everything
DEATHlikescats: Heheh he
Mollylele: what would the folx watchin the youtube vod think
Fanklok: Paul
Riiiiiiis: James would walk in ( to Coris house) and shut it all off
jessicaengle: Dad is gotta be JAmes
v_nome: crocverse
DEATHlikescats: I have to peruse the YouTube chat after this goes up
TehAmelie: i'd prefer Crocworld over Disneyworld
DEATHlikescats: Croc outdoor make a great water park surface
EvilBadman: I think crocs should vote
Fanklok: There's a store entirely for nothing but crocs in the malkl near my house
DEATHlikescats: *would make
iris_of_ether: Thank you for Whatever This Was :D
beowuuf: thank you for streaming!
Riiiiiiis: Thanks for the stream, I have much to think about now
jessicaengle: Thanks for streaming. I leave a changed person
beowuuf: @Riiiiiiis life choices? how you got here?
GapFiller: thanks for streaming Cori lrrCORI Az lrrSHINE
TehAmelie: and i mean we already have a world of jeans, why not crocs
beowuuf: very briefly :p
Riiiiiiis: @Riiiiiiis yeah that would be it
TehAmelie: jean crocs? jocs? wait no
EvilBadman: it just joins other tracks
jessicaengle: Art comes from complicated places sometimes I guess.
EvilBadman: be here in three hours for an ice creamin'
Ryxiene: thanks for stream~
Riiiiiiis: c ya'
beowuuf: bye! and aww!
DEATHlikescats: lrrSHINE PrideHeartL PrideHeartR 2020Victory 2020Gift KPOPlove PrideRise bleedPurple VirtualHug KPOPheart KPOPcheer
TehAmelie: but i have to sleep now. because of all the laughing
jessicaengle: WOW what an ending
beowuuf: night chat!
jessicaengle: sergeHi
beowuuf: az returned to their home planet...
DEATHlikescats: Thanks for the chaos chat! Y’all are lovely
SoldieroFortune: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Ice Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to eat some ice cream!) at Mon 06:00 PM PDT (2:15 from now).
Articerile: did I get here the second the stream ended
Articerile: or was Twitch showing me the stream as a bug
v_nome: One of the great unanswerable questions in life
Juliamon: It just ended