Juliamon: I tend to enjoy watching people play a game more than playing it myself.
LunarJade: Yeah I’d like to play a lot more too. But been reading the books here and there and sometimes the wiki
iris_of_ether: Good morning, fangsters! I did a silly: https://twitter.com/iris_of_ether/status/1569026335640809472
ihlendrax: I’m in 2 games. One’s been going since we were LARPing Revised Ed. The other is a new thin-blood chronicle.
beowuuf: silly good you mean!
mtvcdm: I've kinda only had the one way to go. My town only recently had an LGS open up and even then they look to be mainly for Magic. I don't even own a set of dice.
LunarJade: Oh heck Iris that looks fangtastic
iris_of_ether: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
beowuuf: furr-real
ihlendrax: Amazing @iris_of_ether! Love the van for scale. 😉
iris_of_ether: @ihlendrax (I had to do some forced perspective...uh, furrspective? because the van's a little bit bigger scale) :D
ihlendrax: LUL
beowuuf: sergeJustRight
TehAmelie: so rad
Juliamon: It's very cleverly done!
iris_of_ether: I bought a motorcycle man and a guard dog mini and nipped off their heads. :D
TehAmelie: i think that's how werewolves are made
beowuuf: i'm sure it's in the lorebook 100%
Solid_Fuel: Greetings friends :D
beowuuf: sergeHi
TehAmelie: i had a dream the local McDonalds sold 50 mcnuggets for 5 dollars. yes, my dream used american currency. and they had a two for one deal. and a deal that somehow let you repeat one order for free within a month
TehAmelie: that's what i get for going to bed hungry
Drasvin: nakateYo sergeHi
Drasvin: Your brain was using the dreamscape to craft a way to get more food
ihlendrax: That’s quite the deal @tehamelie. LUL
TehAmelie: i could have had 200 nugs ;_;
ihlendrax: Nuggie Centurion?
TehAmelie: noo it would have taken like a week to eat
iris_of_ether: If I had two hundred nuggies/if I had two hundred nuggies...
beowuuf: but not a real chicken nuggie, that's cruel
SaxPython: but not a real 200 nuggies/thats cruel/
LunarJade: How’s it fanging?
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SaxPython: @beowuuf FBtouchdown
Serifina: Hi Heather. Fangin' in there just great. :D
corianderd: Things are fing
beowuuf: @beowuuf FBtouchdown
Revenant77x: @LunarJade Fangtastic
MrVirite: Hopefully I have time to grab a *bite* to eat
mtvcdm: They're all bite
Serifina: Fangcellent? :p
PharaohBender27: Not too bad. Just fanging out.
ihlendrax: Howdy, Vamily! Looks like the gang gang is all here.
RomanGoro: Fangcy seeing y'all here
beowuuf: who would have imagined :)
ihlendrax: *fang gang
mtvcdm: If the Fang Gang has to fight someone I'm sure they'll come out the chomp.
corianderd: @ihlendrax awww I was excited to see the gang gang :(
ihlendrax: But they don’t have enough fang for this rowdy bunch.
RomanGoro: Isn't gang gang in France, in the summer, in a car?
Creideiki_SE: Is the gang gang the violent part of tautology club?
mtvcdm: They're rowdy but they've definitely got wisdom
Lusunati: sajamVibe sajamVibe
beowuuf: !gangt
Wiliart: Hello Fangily
beowuuf: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lunarj1Fangs
duckace11: no no the gang gang is a gang that is all about grouped electricalic devices
serramarkov: I get to watch live this week!!!
Sarah_Serinde: V--V
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Fangs lrrSIG lunarj1Fangs
iris_of_ether: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
TehAmelie: i can make it to the bathroom and back in 4 minutes!
duckace11: oh yeah we get a booth adam today don't we
accountmadeforants: lrrSCOOP_HF lrrCIRCLE_SQ lrrARROW
accountmadeforants: lrrSCOOP lrrCIRCLE_SQ lrrARROW
beowuuf: music is veeeeery quiet
jdr_42: vtmMessycrit
Our_oBoros: Howdy! How... kind of you to be here!
beowuuf: better :P
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
SaxPython: CoolCat CoolCat CoolCat
beowuuf: * :)
CantWearHats: what's up sports fangs
CantWearHats: v--v
beowuuf: lunarj1Fangs
teaandcharcoal: v---v
ihlendrax: Oh that delay for the video to go live on mobile was longer than normal. Twitch is gonna be a mood today….
EnoTheTonberry: So I hear there are Vampires Today
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> It's time! | Session 4 of our VtM v5 chronicle, NOT A DROP TO DRINK is starting on http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | Join @JacobBurgessVO @UnarmedOracle @apsalar @WakeUpSuper and @LunarJade in the hermetically sealed basement! | #Vampirethemasquerade #vamily 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/FcZX2zDaMAA-Zox.jpg || ⤵
Statist42: hay friends! lrrSHINE
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amative1: 105 months! Fangs for all the streams!
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illuviel: I *can* tell time today! ::triumphs wrt catching this live
PharaohBender27: @EnoTheTonberry Whatever gave you that idea? lunarj1Fangs
zed_alpha: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
albatros064: lunarj1Fangs
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CanvasWolfDoll: v--v
TXC2: Hello everybody!
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beowuuf: sergeHi
saucemaster5000: v--v
TXC2: hi beowuuf
PharaohBender27: Cheer300 WHAT UP FANGSTERS lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
theevermist: v--v
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zed_alpha: How's everybody doing today?
Lusunati: We're HERE!
TXC2: v--v
accountmadeforants: (㇏( lrrHERE ᵥᵥ lrrHERE )ノ)
mtvcdm: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
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Lusunati: Doin well Zed
theevermist: bite club bite club bite club
LostThePirate: v----v
Simriel: Dic Fren!
zed_alpha: My Mage the Ascension campaign wrapped up last night. So very awesomely bittersweet. Looking forward to more RPG stuff to soothe that ache.
s4mwise_ow: Sup fangsters?
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mowdownjoe: Adam hosting Bite Club? OHH, BABY!
themlin: remember, we dont talk about bite club
BirkaBirkowski: so uhhh.... why doesn't the moon kill Vampires again?
Shadowsoflife: o/
Lusunati: @zed_alpha Ascension is....
zed_alpha: @Lusunati yay, good to hear!
Lusunati: OWOD?
EnoTheTonberry: @mowdownjoe What's up GAMERS?!?
zed_alpha: OWOD mage, yeah
LadyDKat: Hello fellow fangsters! lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
TXC2: this week I was smart enough to have my shower BEFORE the stream, lets do this!
PharaohBender27: @BirkaBirkowski Because it's stolen sunlight instead of direct sunlight?
Lusunati: @zed_alpha Always seemed the hardest to run. Well done on wrapping that!
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NicoTheSly: Good evening, fellow children of the night
accountmadeforants: @BirkaBirkowski Because it's a magic curse, not really something based on any physical property of sunlight.
iris_of_ether: @zed_alpha *fistbumps* The one I was playing in ended 2 weekends ago.
illuviel: @zed_alpha Doing remarkably ... space-time coordinated? & looking forward to v--v time
TXC2: hello LadyDKat welcome
beowuuf: @BirkaBirkowski the beast and what's in the sun is a little more supernatural in nature. High humanity vampires can watch a sunrise the second the sun is directly out of sight, for example
beowuuf: @BirkaBirkowski *sunset
serramarkov: The moon does kill vampires- if it lands on them
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Anaerin: V--V
mtvcdm: !quote 7424
LRRbot: Quote #7424: "If I take it, it becomes mine and then I'm not stealing things that aren't mine." —Heather [2015-10-28]
zed_alpha: @iris_of_ether *fistbumps* it was amazing. We're all Floridians, so the campaign was about finding Walt Disney's secret vault of magickal treasures. Turned out to run for like...two years more than I thought it would and got DEEP
themlin: sadly i have to miss my wod larp, but at least we got our famgsters
mtvcdm: And that's why the moon light is okay.
zed_alpha: @illuviel hey! yay for coordination. Also looking forward to more fangfic
Simriel: Time to get Weeeeird
duckace11: because the whole sun and vampires thing only really goes back to Nosfuratau and the film maker didn't think about introducing this presedent to the world of blooksuckers
Ignatiuspants: the sun kills vampires; the moon safely filters sunlight and turns it into moonlight
iris_of_ether: @zed_alpha That's amazing. :D
PharaohBender27: Wait, that date and quote number make no sense
Lusunati: This show makes me wanna run V5.
zed_alpha: SAAAME
PharaohBender27: Was that retro-quoted or something?
Lusunati: so for sharing the love of the game, jacob's doing a good job.
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zed_alpha: Next game I'm running is going to be pro wrestling though, it's weird
mtvcdm: @PharaohBender27 I saw it in an old VOD and added it in.
Unas84: yay, finally get to catch one of these live
TXC2: hello Unas84 welcome
CantWearHats: @zed_alpha consider: pro-wrestling vampires
corianderd: hold onto your fangs children!
PharaohBender27: @mtvcdm Ah, so it was retro-quoted. Got it
TXC2: here we GO!
iris_of_ether: @zed_alpha We were supernatural investigative consultants in the 1990's. I played a punk 17-yr-old in JNCOs who made Cool-S sigils, because why not
beowuuf: go time! lunarj1Fangs
smolfoxbigears: oh boi, almost missed it
illuviel: @zed_alpha Congratudolences on the end of the Mage chronicle. And surprisingly deep is not surprising
Mathonwy: Yay!!!! I am here for it!!!
Unas84: @TXC2 voxySlidehi
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frnknstn: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Sarah_Serinde: @PharaohBender27 It is possible to add it with the right date though
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Lusunati: We're friends! With Dice!
LostThePirate: v----v
TXC2: Hello Heather and Adam
mowdownjoe: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
EnoTheTonberry: It's fanging, all right
theevermist: v--v
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Mischievous_Catgeist: adam <3
Anaerin: Fanging? Hmmm...
Mathonwy: That's a thing.
NicoTheSly: Hey, it's Adam!
KevlarGiraffe: v--v
beowuuf: don't mention teeth :(
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Fangs lrrHEATHER lrrADAM lunarj1Fangs
TXC2: Solid_Fuel lrrHEART
Tandtroll_OG: Look it’s a couple of lovelies!
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Juliamon: Good ol Ativan Savidan
TehAmelie: hiya
Unas84: fiddy !? dang!
BusTed: How are the fangs doing, Adam
CantWearHats: man's actively fanging
Drasvin: Hello
Ignatiuspants: woo!! it's bite night!
mtvcdm: Hi Adam!
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emthemarvelous: Yay for drinking drops.
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JadedCynic: heya Adam, Heather, and everyone else! <3
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
accountmadeforants: seabatClap
beowuuf: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
zed_alpha: lrrCREEPL vv lrrCREEPR
MrVirite: @Solid_Fuel Thanks for the gift sub!
Omthebox: Speaking of fangs. how's the teeth adam
amative1: Dice Fangs
A_Dub888: feeling Fangtacular
Mischievous_Catgeist: hope your fangs are better adam
PharaohBender27: lrrSHINE Solid_Fuel lrrSHINE
Drasvin: v--v
Our_oBoros: Fangs for being here <3
aBoredBarista: seabatClap
Lusunati: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Sparkap: Double Fanged up on Sunday afternoon
Didero: Thanks Solid_Fuel !
LostThePirate: @Solid_Fuel Thanks for the gift sub! v-----v
Shadowsoflife: lrrHEART
BusTed: Impressive.
Sarah_Serinde: katesRip
accountmadeforants: So the dentist appointment was for the legit fangs that popped into your mouth, right?
PharaohBender27: Daaaaaaang
theevermist: that is a bar
EnoTheTonberry: What's the coffee
LunchB0x_13: In like fangbusters
zed_alpha: Oh, that's impressive
s4mwise_ow: Oof
Lusunati: That's impressive! Timpressive if you will!
Master_Gunner: oh no
DeM0nFiRe: lunarj1Fangs
iris_of_ether: seabatYIKES
Forgotten_Sanity: @Solid_Fuel Thanks 2020Glitchy lrrSHINE
Capt_clown: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Unas84: you should save some of it and let Serge experience it!
zed_alpha: See, I hate coffee, but even I can appreciate a bad cup of coffee.
laundreydhull: lrrADAM lrrHEATHER
vellebastet: ysbrydHype ysbrydHype ysbrydHype ysbrydHype
mtvcdm: !patreon
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TXC2: "this is worst coffee I've ever had!" "that's tea"
beowuuf: this is dice, friends
aliumsativum: @Solid_Fuel thanks for the gift sub!
vellebastet: ysbrydHype seabatClap ysbrydHype seabatClap
smolfoxbigears: Well I just sat down on my snack bourrito, the evening can only get better
saucemaster5000: who's lording ready ron?
Lusunati: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrSPOOP
YawnLance: :(
Mr_Whyt: sorry thats my bad people
TXC2: CYOA is for closers
EnoTheTonberry: All of us are bad gamers
iris_of_ether: benginCry benginCry benginCry
Marcanius: Bad to the bone, babyyyy
ElissenRedux: hi heather and adam and chat
miniMacGuru: Is there a choose-your-adventure, Freddy Fish edition?
TXC2: !vod
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beowuuf: two more weeks of burying gophers, or something
A_Dub888: vaguely erotic CYOA
TXC2: !patreon
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N2Osferatu: we can't carrion, vampires need live prey!
Capt_clown: Define good? rhiSweat
Drasvin: Does all of chat need to be good, or just one member of the chat?
beowuuf: just a singular forward slash
mtvcdm: You gotta natural crit for a CYOA. Not even messy. Gotta be the natural crit.
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Cheer150 for the Vamily
zed_alpha: Chat can have one Otaku Jeff sometimes, as a treat
mtvcdm: !store
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accountmadeforants: Just the one sajamFs
Didero: I'm so glad to see Adam is doing better <3
themlin: to be fair, we've been a very naughty chat
A_Dub888: @Drasvin yes
mtvcdm: !discord
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Shadowsoflife: @Capt_clown not bad
Invitare: Adam is basically Santa, and his Naughty List is very long indeed
CantWearHats: HMM
BusTed: 🤔
Master_Gunner: cubing that one
Solid_Fuel: huh?
YawnLance: Huh
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ShaneLeeAtk: Beeji boards
GhostValv: :)
saucemaster5000: cube that
alice_the_dense: Hmmmmm
mtvcdm: No
Nigouki: Beej will be 100% on board with that
EnoTheTonberry: LRRgie Boards?
duckace11: put into the cube
mowdownjoe: !clip
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corianderd: clip it
MyrddintheWizard: lrrFRUMP
TXC2: Adam we've talked about this
beowuuf: @themlin have we been disobedient of international LRR?
Capt_clown: ummm..
themlin: lrrgy boards lol
Anaerin: #BonusContent
SaxPython: put it in the cube
corianderd: clip it!
laundreydhull: Bite Club!? U Suns a Beaches! I'm In!!
YawnLance: LRRgie boards is a Twitch exclusive
Serifina: I've missed getting bonus content, missing the last couple of streams. :D
BirkaBirkowski: only twitch is invited to the LRRgy
zed_alpha: @corianderd yes ma'am
BusTed: That'll get her.
hyralt: LRRgy!
corianderd: i'm listening
Lusunati: corianderd accepts the same bribes as me.
themlin: hi cori!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
KaleidoscopeMind: bribery!
EnoTheTonberry: Dwarf Fortress, but even /more/ incomprehensible to understand
vellebastet: Inscryption
Drasvin: Weirder than Dorf Fort? That's a hi bar
beowuuf: sniff it, that the ticket
corianderd: ok but that clanhold one is just rimworld
Invitare: Dwarf Fortress but even weirder. It's called Elf Fortress
accountmadeforants: "It's like Dwarf Fortress, but there's no visual component at all. It's all just different bleeps and bloops and you gotta figure it out from there."
Sarah_Serinde: Oliver made a real impression
Anaerin: So, now the mods need to make every single clip submitted for the highlights *this* clip. :D
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: perfect!
SaxPython: KKona brother
saucemaster5000: fever dream
mtvcdm: You always go down into the hermetically-sealed basement. That's how you know it's safe.
Brozard: Dwarf Fortress, but *obtuse*
Leonhart321: Same for me
themlin: its the lrrblrr
Simriel: Is Oliver a fugue state that you enter Adam?]
Anubis169: Anaerin: No
YawnLance: We are being observed
BusTed: Always watching.
AveryCorvus: It's prerecorded so the players are paying attention to chat as much as always
TXC2: but we will still time out backseating
matthaus_c: past people :O
PhoenixShaman: oooh made it just in time
Sarah_Serinde: Heather's always watching
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs
Mischievous_Catgeist: always watching
Lusunati: I think i'd be more disturbed if they *did* interact with me
smolfoxbigears: I would rather not be watched?
Mr_Whyt: freaky
CantWearHats: 👀
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: coming to you ...from the past!!!
beowuuf: silas continues to have 5 dots of spine and firing shots at more powerful vampires
Invitare: if they do interact with your, your computer is cursed and the demons are talkng to you
Solid_Fuel: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
laundreydhull: lrrSPOOP ...somehow I no longer feel safe; lrrHEATHER
illuviel: Hermetically as in actually magkcally sealed: would that take a Tremere, or does Giovanni magic play that way, too?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHERE
Sparkap: I so want Oliver to be the new vampire "host" as soon as the Giovanni's mansion inevitably blows up
beowuuf: ever? oh no
BusTed: I have to go to the bathroooom
mtvcdm: I and my dead evil doppelganger are watching
Piratical_tendancies: I have PASTA!
amative1: dat music...
TXC2: banger alert!
LunarJade: Fangs out!
Leonhart321: And on that note, I should go make dinner
Capt_clown: lrrHERE lrrHERE lrrHERE
CantWearHats: fanger alert
Lysander_salamander: Hello folks!
Lusunati: SCREEEEE
matthaus_c: I've got all the snacks I need in twitchc hat
A_Dub888: But I have to use the bathroom!
Mangledpixel: in deference to the Temporal Accords, we are not allowed to communicate with those individuals in the past
Fragged_Templar: hurray show time
James_the_Dabbler: God I could listen to this intro music all day long
TXC2: hello Lysander_salamander welcome
Lusunati: I really love those screeches
s4mwise_ow: v__v
themlin: go now or forever hold your pee
BirkaBirkowski: man the new Fleshgod Apocalypse album sounds great so far
Shadowsoflife: @James_the_Dabbler Same
saucemaster5000: I've got homemade pizza for snacks today!
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PhoenixShaman: fangz out V--V
matthaus_c: @themlin I can piss on my chair, you're not the boss of me
zed_alpha: Yeah, I find myself occasionally just going "Deeeeeeee! Deeeeeeee!" randomly when I remember this theme song
beowuuf: hello past jacob!
A_Dub888: Over/Under on Oliver turning into a bat this session
amative1: By me!?
CantWearHats: that's us!
ElissenRedux: that intro song goes so hard
Piratical_tendancies: got it in one!
matthaus_c: brought to you, bayou
Random_Factor_: Time to talk about Bite Club.
beowuuf: and hello present jacob if you're around :)
LunarJade: That intro song is the best
PhoenixShaman: its our fault
Fragged_Templar: jacob nailed it this time
iris_of_ether: Song is so good
corianderd: *my* podcasts?
Lusunati: Your podcasts!
N2Osferatu: vampires? In my podcast?
matthaus_c: Chadssica
beowuuf: lol
BusTed: got it
Sarah_Serinde: corianderd Well, maybe not *there* :D
mtvcdm: A what
LunarJade: I still stick by it
EnoTheTonberry: Nailed it in one.
beowuuf: present heather: did you stick with that?
NimrodXIV: sure
TXC2: Moriador is 10000% a Pokemon
beowuuf: yay :D
Sheikun07: Already getting choice Jacob expressions
Lusunati: Lufah
zed_alpha: Brujah with the tuna!
Sparkap: Off to an absolutely perfect start
zed_alpha: no
saucemaster5000: bruja, boo-ya?
zed_alpha: no that's bad, not that
zed_alpha: ignore me
Lusunati: Brujah with the Lufah
zed_alpha: @Lusunati Brujah with the loofah!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART lrrHEATHER
beowuuf: not. one.
smolfoxbigears: or the anarchocapitalist brujah with the mulah
matthaus_c: Cameron is the goodest smartass
mtvcdm: Not a single dork around
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Mr_Whyt: dork free group
BusTed: that'll do
matthaus_c: rather, Silas
PharaohBender27: :D
illuviel: if she cubes something, does she declare a Moriator-ium on it?
beowuuf: sergeJustRight
Sarah_Serinde: Thank you Cameron
EnoTheTonberry: Scams
Simriel: 5/7 perfect score
SaxPython: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Anaerin: I can see it written in Jessica's Journal, then crossed out so many times the page is just a mass of black lines.
PixelArtDragon: A dork? In my dice friends campaign? It's more likely than you think
Sarah_Serinde: Wizard van!
Random_Factor_: Just aborts any rhyme before it got out of hand.
matthaus_c: Van Damn, forever in our hearts
mtvcdm: Bat aspirant
Lusunati: What is your Favorite Wizard Van
ArkhamArchivist: We're not using the Ved word!
CantWearHats: Oliver Tydall, Bat Man
mtvcdm: Wants to be a bat when he grows up
Fragged_Templar: literally child of the night
Lusunati: Jinx Arkham
Sarah_Serinde: It does not
zed_alpha: it really doesn't
matthaus_c: Caititty
Invitare: he says it anyway though
Statist42: he likes to eat, but not to feed
DeM0nFiRe: Cai lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
AveryCorvus: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
BusTed: Love it.
Lusunati: Then Hork em back up!
TXC2: caitit is how the Quebecois say it Kappa
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: TEETH
saucemaster5000: damn it matthaus seabatClap
SaxPython: PogChamp lunarj1Fangs PogChamp
iris_of_ether: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Sarah_Serinde: Glad Jacob's having a time :D
Carlioo: kaiTEETH kaiTEETH kaiTEETH
Lusunati: "I do not eat... Poutine."
Simriel: Poor jacob XD
EnoTheTonberry: Caitiff with the Beef
accountmadeforants: Sbubby: Eef Caitiff
Mr_Whyt: jacob broken before session starts
Sparkap: Breaking Jacob so early in the episode, this gunna be gud
smolfoxbigears: well as long as there are no teeth in that beef..
iris_of_ether: Eef Freef
mtvcdm: Jacob's dead and we haven't even started yet
raaabr: He’s going to Corb all over them
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
themlin: jacobs already facepalming. this is gonna be good
matthaus_c: there is yet to be an episode where Adam doesn't break Jacob
TXC2: so 2 mins in we broke Jacob?
iris_of_ether: Jacob.
Sarah_Serinde: sergePun
Juliamon: CORI
iris_of_ether: CORI
EnoTheTonberry: Strong Pun game.
Omthebox: it's was five minutes And they already broke jacob
illuviel: ok wjy did "pursuif of haooiness get me. long S sorever
smolfoxbigears: i will clap for this one,
illuviel: *happiness ..."
LunarJade: And we will help Jacob have fun
Mr_Whyt: he brought it on himself
Sarah_Serinde: Jacob did, in fact, ask for this
Leonhart321: Counterpoint, you all said yes
EnoTheTonberry: This is A Fun
circusofkirkus: wild speculation
TXC2: hubris comes for us all Past Jacob
illuviel: Fully consensual and informed
NimrodXIV: nooooo
Lusunati: Do they Have to Be
beowuuf: the real jaxob is the friends you were trapped with along the way
Shadowsoflife: you did this Jacob :p
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BusTed: 🤔
DeM0nFiRe: lunarj1Fangs
Drasvin: v--v
saucemaster5000: yeah! this group has a van!
iris_of_ether: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Serifina: Jacob's expression is priceless
Solid_Fuel: v---v
frnknstn: lunarj1Fangs
matthaus_c: #Blame-cobJacob
LunarJade: See Jacob loves it
mtvcdm: See? He's coming around
amative1: Blah.
Leonhart321: Rule 1 Heather
Anaerin: Yes, Jacob "Loves" this.
smolfoxbigears: he did it
theevermist: v--v
Simriel: I love that it hurts Jacob EVERY time they do that
xantos69: I am so very happy about the entire vibe of this group.
PharaohBender27: tqsWTF
Solid_Fuel: ?
illuviel: @simriel Likewise
beowuuf: lrrWHAT
TotallyNotaBeholder: Disney Land has a what now?
EnoTheTonberry: What is... a group of goths called?
zed_alpha: Yeah that also happens in Disney World.
Serifina: Oh, this is very real.
TXC2: is that day Oct 31st? :p
Serifina: I worked at Disney World when this happened
zed_alpha: I saw that a lot when I worked at EPCOT.
Serifina: @zed_alpha I was in the Magic Kingdom. :D
PhoenixShaman: i have a new addition to the bucket list
Anaerin: @EnoTheTonberry A "Morbidity" of Goths, probably.
TXC2: EnoTheTonberry a sacking Kappa
zed_alpha: @Serifina YEP. And like, they're either amazing guests or the absolute worst with no middle ground XD
accountmadeforants: Painbow
CanvasWolfDoll: i... am interested in this goth day
Tandtroll_OG: That sounds amazing
themlin: but were there visigoths
illuviel: they don't call it Little Black Raincloud Day, and that's sad
Sparkap: EVERY flavor of goth? That's a lot of goth
theymerLoviatar: shit shit I'm late
Serifina: @zed_alpha Eh. None of them were as bad as the Most Entitled Canadians. :p
PhoenixShaman: so they stack?
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
beowuuf: @theymerLoviatar only just started, adam is live in the booth today with heather
Solid_Fuel: pent up messy crits?
zed_alpha: @Serifina or the tour groups. oh dear god the tour groups
Lusunati: @theymerLoviatar didn't miss a bunch. Hey friend
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @sparkap mostly tastes like cloves and coffee
LunarJade: Every. Session. Needs. A. Messy. Crit.
matthaus_c: or two, or five
Tandtroll_OG: They dont?
CantWearHats: I disagree :P
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
awmcmillan: but we want one though
airylan: I'm sure Jacob is wrong about that ...
arsvelier: can has chaos
saucemaster5000: just a taste, plz
TXC2: theymerLoviatar we've bearly started
Shadowsoflife: Tell the dice that XD
CantWearHats: messy crit messy crit
Serifina: @zed_alpha Oh god tour groups. Oh GOD no.
mowdownjoe: benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos
xantos69: Ok, the google picture results for "Goth day disneyland" are amazing.
malsareus: pffffffffff
amative1: Can I have an amuse-bouche of messy crit?
PhoenixShaman: i dissaggree every session needs a messy crit
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Serifina: *ahahahahahaha*
theymerLoviatar: has the entire stream just been arguing over messy crits
illuviel: doesn't that up the "interest" this session?
mtvcdm: You can give them one or they can take it
Mr_Whyt: does it?
TXC2: "that's it, back to Winnipeg!"
EnoTheTonberry: That's it! Back to Winnipeg!
beowuuf: LMAO
CantWearHats: *yet*
matthaus_c: Heather with the immediate checkmate
EnoTheTonberry: Hah
Tandtroll_OG: Is rhyming a sign of goodness?
zed_alpha: get thee back to Alberta!
PharaohBender27: CORI
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Sparkap: "yet"
Simriel: I love these reasons XD
mowdownjoe: CORI
mtvcdm: CORI
iris_of_ether: :D
Lusunati: "Wanna cube that?"
Piratical_tendancies: "yet"
KaleidoscopeMind: grow what?
beowuuf: grow... while they can... if they can...
DeM0nFiRe: I love how "you wanna cube that" has become a threat. That would be a great shirt
matthaus_c: ADAM
Simriel: Physically larger
malsareus: define ""bigger"
BusTed: lrrJUDGE
accountmadeforants: I do love that Oliver just shocked a powerful manipulative vampire into giving him her vampire collector's plates.
Simriel: Physically increase the Oliver
TXC2: I mean the eating will make Oliver grow no? Kappa
malsareus: Oh dear, Cam is helping
EnoTheTonberry: Get yourself some Protean
Tandtroll_OG: If Oliver can’t find bigfoot he will BE bigfoot
CantWearHats: oh this is beautiful chaos and the game hasn't even started
PhoenixShaman: its gonns be a good session
Anaerin: '64 Impala.
CantWearHats: be the bigfoot you want to see in the world
Sniknob: Oliver is going to be a very long bat
saucemaster5000: roll Oliver over smaller things in vaguely japanese settings to please the vampire king of the cosmos
niccus: are impalas that tall?
LunarJade: We deserve all the messy crits
zed_alpha: We demand messy crits.
Lusunati: @saucemaster5000 NANANANANANA CAMARILLA DAMACY~
EnoTheTonberry: Naaa, nanananana Oliver Tin-a-del.
Sparkap: So Jaxob now has out of the cube: Oliver meeting with a werewolf, Jo wanting to crash her van, and a couple of other things I don't remember right now. I wonder if he'll just combine a few together
Anaerin: @niccus '64 as in 1964 - Impala is a model of car.
Half_Duplex: what is a messy crit?
matthaus_c: VtM but you have the Jinxed trait from Fallout and every roll is a Bestial Failure or a Messy Crit
jdr_42: Yes, it’s called Vicissitude
zed_alpha: @Sniknob Conservation of mass. Oliver won't be *one* six ounce bat, he'll be *500* six ounce bats.
PhoenixShaman: @saucemaster5000 XD XD XD
corianderd: we could just roll the dice to achieve messy crits. We don't need Jacob to hand them to us like a parade clown
TXC2: Half_Duplex a success, but it goes wrong in some way
themlin: *chants* messy crit! messy crit! messy crit!
ArkhamArchivist: Chainzlikecher
Ignatiuspants: Marge should be given four messy crits to distribute across the fourth walls to the players
beowuuf: @Sparkap that fire power for the tremere is sort of hanging half out of the cube
Sarah_Serinde: It...went
matthaus_c: @corianderd ah, so you're not going to take half anymore :p
ihlendrax: Oh…I found the Monica reference in Cult of the Blood Gods.
LunarJade: Remember every dice roll is an opportunity for a messy crit or a best failure.
Lusunati: What do they know?!
Drasvin: You are not indebted, but have caused others to become indebted in your stead
Anaerin: The Best possible failure.
beowuuf: best failure!
mtvcdm: Gotta roll in order to get those messy crits.
Shadowsoflife: @ihlendrax where?
Solid_Fuel: Oh no! the math!
TXC2: or they built it before they TOLD people it was safe...
Sarah_Serinde: I feel like "best failure" deserves a shirt :D
zed_alpha: math is for werewolves
theymerLoviatar: [Seinfeld voice] What's the DEAL with the Giovanni mansion
themlin: the giovanni are a bunch of sussy bakas
mtvcdm: We haven't actually had a bestial failure yet.
smolfoxbigears: usually it means that the character succeedes, but with added consequence. It usually happens not that frequently, but this group seems to do it a lot
beowuuf: ghosts are real and don't have to be in the right bodies :p
Lusunati: Oliver is goddamn essential for me here.
Sparkap: @beowuuf OH YEAH! Thank you for that. Yes, Interview with a Werewolf, Tremere FIrestarter and a woman actively trying to become a crash test dumy. Jaxob is having such a wonderful time
Lusunati: the learner lens is so useful.
mtvcdm: Yet
Invitare: not yet anyway
CantWearHats: aliens? 🤔
circusofkirkus: LUL
matthaus_c: there are even vampires under the sea
PharaohBender27: Collector's plates!
Sheikun07: The immediate answer was great
PhoenixShaman: XD Jacob was so fast there
NicoTheSly: Merpires?
matthaus_c: @NicoTheSly actually yes
Lusunati: "And you know when they come for you! There are vamps in your gravy! Even if you hide at sea! There are fangs in the navy!"
beowuuf: @Sparkap indeed :D now we just need heather to throw something waaay far away from the cube and we have a home run :p
Anaerin: And you learned you're not a great fan of *extremely expensive* Japanese Scotch.
LidofLoathing: having recently watched season 1 of What We Do in the Shadows, I want nothing more than Oliver shouting "bat!", transforming, and flying off
TehAmelie: is sallow pronounced shallow?
malsareus: wait? can Oliver get drunk?
CantWearHats: he does drink.....wine
theymerLoviatar: important information: Oliver can pee
TXC2: TehAmelie it rhymes, yes
CantWearHats: drunk oliver is a terrifying concept
PhoenixShaman: @malsareus no but liquid can go in
mtvcdm: very very rare, like it's mooing
beowuuf: LMAO
ArkhamArchivist: Can glug down some thousand dollar whiskey
EnoTheTonberry: Wait, did Oliver actually get sustainable from that ridiculously expensive whiskey
corianderd: theymerLoviatar nope
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul tiltyhYAS
EnoTheTonberry: sustainance*
LunarJade: Jordan is the most unstoppable
iris_of_ether: If I had been drinking tea it would be on my monitor
Lusunati: Brujah meglomania
Drasvin: I think the only the preventing him from metabolizing food is how long it takes.
beowuuf: nothing but ghouls in the close, wahhahaha
LunarJade: Unstoppable is just another kind of stoppable
jdr_42: Jordan for Baron ‘22
Lusunati: no no we misheard
Random_Factor_: Yeah, that was one potential terrifying scenario regarding "everyone's mom".
Lusunati: it was "Um, stoppable"
matthaus_c: I'll krump with you, sweetie pie
saucemaster5000: I'm vaguely worried about a messy crit on Oliver trying to poop
CantWearHats: lrrSPOOP
beowuuf: Uns Toppable
theamc2000: Oliver ate
EnoTheTonberry: Jordan for Artist Formerly Known as Prince of Victoria.
illuviel: Marginalia!
PhoenixShaman: Rage Poopin
Drasvin: Is crime palace better or worse than crime mall?
TXC2: it's seals in the flavour of hermits Kappa
arsvelier: good old mage jokes
matthaus_c: Hermes was the god of closing things up tight
N2Osferatu: "Hermetically Sealed Crime Palace" is a good phrase
Juliamon: bleth lab
beowuuf: bloody crack
theymerLoviatar: bleth
Jakelope13: Blood-meth?
malsareus: a combo meth-blood lab
JacobBurgessVO: Hellllllo
Sheikun07: I like bleth lab
beowuuf: sergeHi
TXC2: hello JacobBurgessVO
Drasvin: Hello Jacob
theymerLoviatar: hello mister Jacob
EnoTheTonberry: Hello Jacob! You are great.
malsareus: meth on the left, blood on the right
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
PhoenixShaman: al horse meth?
Solid_Fuel: Hi JacobBurgessVO :D
peregrinerose: Hi all, hi chat!
TXC2: hello peregrinerose welcome
theymerLoviatar: @malsareus stuck in the middle with Oliver
Sarah_Serinde: Protective
PhoenixShaman: special horse meth
Sheikun07: Hi Jacob!
LunarJade: Hey Jacob!
Lusunati: JacobBurgessVO hey hey! thanks for running!
mowdownjoe: benginHi @JacobBurgessVO
zed_alpha: How's it going, High King Snorgulax?
JacobBurgessVO: Hi @LunarJade !
malsareus: @malsareus and some 1000 year wiskey
beowuuf: marge isn't being actively bloodhunted, so i call this a win
LunarJade: @jacobburgessvo how’s it fanging?
matthaus_c: what if Trudeau got embraced and joined the coterie
N2Osferatu: I'm at the meth garage. I'm at the wierd blood lab. I'm at the combination meth garage and weird blood lab!
Volus_dude: Is Oliver Tyndall, Wilford Brimley?
PhoenixShaman: Hello Bergness Monster
peregrinerose: how longs the RP been going? I lost track of time this evening!
Serifina: Jacob! This is wonderful stuff and I'm loving this. :D
matthaus_c: @LunarJade ughhh good job
JacobBurgessVO: @LunarJade No
PharaohBender27: @matthaus_c Pretty sure that would be Oliver's worst nightmare :p
mtvcdm: 'My favorite color is calm down.'
zed_alpha: @Volus_dude he's not *not* wilford brimley
gnyrinn: @PhoenixShaman Is blood the special horse meth?
Sarah_Serinde: @peregrinerose Not long, we're still summarizing the last session
LunarJade: @jacobburgessvo can’t stop me
PhoenixShaman: perhaps we shall discover this
JacobBurgessVO: @LunarJade Gods, I wish I could.
Invitare: maybe they need to be taught how to die
TXC2: LunarJade can anyone stop you?
CantWearHats: Silas didn't sign up for this
LunarJade: @jacobburgessvo 😈
Jakelope13: Silas has one job, with aline on two?
mtvcdm: How can you stop her when you don't even know what you're trying to stop
peregrinerose: @sarah_serinde thank you :). phew
PharaohBender27: @TXC2 There have been claims that someday someone will be able to stop them, but that person has not yet been found
Creideiki_SE: I would buy bottled Morally Questionable Water.
rotarysorter: does this go up on youtube today or a while later?
malsareus: objective?
beowuuf: clearly not animals
Sparkap: I'm still terrified that Jo is essentially using Marge as a dry run for her daughter's embrace and mentoring... Which is absolutely terrifying
PharaohBender27: @rotarysorter Tuesday
LunarJade: @rotarysorter Tuesday
matthaus_c: are cougars innocent
beowuuf: @Sparkap shhh, some of us need to sleep for the next few weeks :p
rotarysorter: thanks @PharaohBender27 and @LunarJade
PharaohBender27: @matthaus_c Which cougar? sparkl171Smug
matthaus_c: yes
ArkhamArchivist: Yes
PhoenixShaman: :[)
mtvcdm: Humans, doing all these things that make you want to drink their blood
Sparkap: @beowuuf VtM is technically a horror game... Personal horror, but still :P
malsareus: like blaah
beowuuf: @Sparkap i thought the personal horror was the character or the player not the viewer :p
PhoenixShaman: humanity are the biggest monsters
PhoenixShaman: hell is other people
DeM0nFiRe: zeldaEyes
beowuuf: a human is prey, a community is a hunting ground, humanity is extinction
EnoTheTonberry: That is definitely not important
theymerLoviatar: Time of Thin Blood, huh
LunarJade: Totally not important
Lusunati: I wish to stare at that big star that is probably fine
PharaohBender27: That would translate to 70-80,000 vampires worldwide
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: lrrFINE
mowdownjoe: Absolutely not important! Kappa
TXC2: that number would give about 70,000 vampires worldwide
ihlendrax: The Week of Nightmares. I remember when that happened….
Drasvin: Week of Nightmares? Did Cthulu's alarm go off again?
Sparkap: @beowuuf Horror for everyone! We get existential dread, Jacob gets vampire puns!
matthaus_c: Heather's convictions are Chaos and Fire
LunarJade: @matthaus_c yep
theevermist: week of nightmares doesn't sound interesting at all, I hope it doesn't come up
Lusunati: Healthy and Important
beowuuf: @Sparkap which is probably also existentially dreadful
mowdownjoe: @LunarJade benginChaos benginChaos
EnoTheTonberry: Jordan, Peak Mercenary
beowuuf: jo is 100% on message
theymerLoviatar: I've been listening to Sidewalk Slams all weekend and Week of Nightmares sounds like a runup to a big wrestling event to me now
LunarJade: I like a good orderly chaos from time to time
Lusunati: Jordan be like fuck you pay me
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malsareus: a chaos rampage a day keeps the doctor away
Juliamon: The best chaos is masked as order
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhYAS
zed_alpha: Jordan the unfettered.
Lusunati: that is what it was
beowuuf: @theymerLoviatar undertaker or bray wyatt fued. Or wait, undertaker vs bray wyatt
zed_alpha: Really leaning into the "oh god help they're killing us" kind of anarchist that the Brujah can definitely be.
iris_of_ether: lunarj1Fangs tiltyhYAS
Lusunati: just a big summerslam run up to the end of the world
mtvcdm: Never Alone was a neat little game
lirazel64: Is anyone else seeing mouths out of synch?
saucemaster5000: Silas's Mom is constantly Calling. and she's been dead for years.
Lusunati: You are a part of the world and everyone is effected by that role.
EnoTheTonberry: Silas is a good boy, haunted by his lineage :P
Sarah_Serinde: @lirazel64 Looks ok to me, refreshing might fix it
PhoenixShaman: Let CHAOS reign PowerUpL SSSsss PowerUpR
CantWearHats: the tremere is a pyramid scheme?
StarWarsTHX1138: ohh I like these names vs what was come up during session one of series one
ihlendrax: They were, @cantwearhats.
beowuuf: @CantWearHats i mean all vampire society is a pyramid scheme, the tremere are just very explicit about it
CantWearHats: makes sense
malsareus: @CantWearHats yeah they go door to door in some parts
ihlendrax: Emphasis on were.
TXC2: what is vampirism if not a ponzi scheme?
illuviel: (Still imagining Silas as Thomas Builds the Fire reads spicy books in a semester abrouoe)
saucemaster5000: door to door vampirism seems against the masquerade, but I guess if you hit EVERY door...
beowuuf: nothing bad can ever happen from blood wizards no longer being blood bound
illuviel: *abroad in uni
ArkhamArchivist: Multi-Level Masquerade
corianderd: I feel like vampirism is flexible enough to align with many corporate structures.
malsareus: @saucemaster5000 if everyone is a vamp nobody tattles
PharaohBender27: @ArkhamArchivist tqsLOL
beowuuf: @TXC2 it's more like a rhombus scheme, and if you can keep burying or killing those above you, you get to control the top :)
matthaus_c: @ArkhamArchivist great work I hate it
lirazel64: Thanks, better now.
JacobBurgessVO: @LunarJade That's this whooooole thing.
beowuuf: @ArkhamArchivist sergeJustRight
Sarah_Serinde: sergeOrder benginChaos
jdr_42: @ lrrFINE
SK__Ren: Wow, referencing The Last Unicorn. Nice
mowdownjoe: Just middles. No beginnings or endings.
Lusunati: Live like you're going to live forever- because your consequences will.
Sarah_Serinde: He is definitely going to live that long yes
illuviel: The Long Now
EnoTheTonberry: We gotta send Vampires to Mars
raaabr: Well, assuming you live past the death of the earth
gnyrinn: @ArkhamArchivist I would like to nominate @ArkhamArchivist to "internet punsm'n of the day".
LunarJade: Oh none of us are gonna live that long
beowuuf: silas is a prepper, who knew
mtvcdm: Sure, Silas, you'll totally make it that far
JacobBurgessVO: *rolls around in the introspections like a dog in the pile of leaves*
PhoenixShaman: the episode of the twilight zone where there is one guy left in a library and his glasses break is a big Silas mood
Ignatiuspants: the heat death of the universe will be an interesting time for vampires -- no pesky suns to stop them from doing things
Sarah_Serinde: @raaabr He's already talked about leaving earth and bringing people along with him
themaddesthatter1: Huh, I always think of A Raisin In The Sun for “it never ends”
corianderd: @beowuuf lol. He's just got a bunker full of people
zed_alpha: I personally love introspective digressions in RPGs. I'm honestly hoping the whole episode is like this. :D
LunarJade: Fitting in isn’t hard
Lusunati: @raaabr I believe that is lined, but there is a big book of tables in one of the older eds.
saucemaster5000: I'm okay with thinking of myself as an emergency ration
Sparkap: I find it funny that Silas believes that if he exists that long he'll still find mortals appetizing and someone... Of the Blood
CantWearHats: *thinking about my two prospective vampire character's convictions*
JadedCynic: "moo? Moo. Yeah, totally moo. Honest, just moo."
Lusunati: @CantWearHats Which Clans?
mtvcdm: This totally isn't foreshadowing
JacobBurgessVO: @CantWearHats It can be up to three
beowuuf: @beowuuf oh god, you just convince all the preppers something bad is happening, and they'll store themselves for you!
JacobBurgessVO: And they are all connected to a Touchstone
Solid_Fuel: the beast is george
LunarJade: You can gain and lost convictions I think.:. If I remember stuff right.
JacobBurgessVO: @corianderd Canned doods
zed_alpha: the things that created RA in Lancer
mowdownjoe: Inside you are two wolves...
CantWearHats: @Lusunati one's Malkavian, one's Nosferatu
JacobBurgessVO: @LunarJade They can change and shift, absolutely.
frnknstn: "inside of you there are two french champaigns"
beowuuf: #unicron
TXC2: bicameral mind = inside you there are 2 wolves...
EnoTheTonberry: @mowdownjoe They both become Garou
JadedCynic: Liberace: "I wish my Beast George were here." ;)
Lusunati: @CantWearHats Good choices.
Lusunati: I'd make a caitiff personally.
beowuuf: then leonard nimoy took the voice over for the end
LunarJade: Are there people who don’t have wolves in them?
TehAmelie: the last unicron. no wait
Sheikun07: That movie was great
zed_alpha: aaah, the cybertronian robots...
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: THE Transformers: The Movie
beowuuf: vamily, transform and leel up
Seabats: We haven’t played a single minute
PharaohBender27: :D
matthaus_c: I'm starting to think Jacob might possibly be a nerd
lirazel64: The good that I would I do not, the evil that I would not. l
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Omthebox: Transformers Vampire TGRPG when
iris_of_ether: :D
themaddesthatter1: Hey ain’t that Jacob’s favorite movie?
Sarah_Serinde: But it's all been a good time
Lusunati: An URGENCY
vellebastet: 😆 😂 😆
Volus_dude: pbtvCHEF
theevermist: we need this
Leonhart321: Too late Jacob, now that lives in your head forever
Sparkap: "Don't tempt me, man!"
LunarJade: Lol
illuviel: people remain surprised @ Brujah philosophers
EnoTheTonberry: Speaking of...
AveryCorvus: Mood, adam
malsareus: Adam is a wonderful bean
Howarddeanfan: Love that Cameron and Cory just get each other.
Sarah_Serinde: Also this seems short in terms of typical faffing about before a gaming session :P
PhoenixShaman: the garbage one?
beowuuf: @Seabats and it's glorious
saucemaster5000: the train is less derailed than it is now offroad chugging
compuNIC: "Please, do not engage my special interest, we do not have enough time."
CantWearHats: for my Malk character I've got "Fix things that are broken" and "Every piece matters." definitely not a dichotomy that will drive you nuts.
mowdownjoe: @Seabats This is about on par for most actual play podcasts I've listened to.
Volus_dude: Camerons Unicron monologue pbtvLOVE
malsareus: Jacob just died a little
Leonhart321: Buttery smooth
Sarah_Serinde: CantWearHats Ooh I enjoy that
Drasvin: Vampire Transformers
LunarJade: There are no rails today
iris_of_ether: Hahahaha
Sarah_Serinde: Who needs rails
Anaerin: Time to put "Lighting their Darkest Hour" on in the background.
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beowuuf: where do the predators fit in to this?
EnoTheTonberry: Kindred in Disguise
malsareus: transvampires, from Mars
ImmortalLen: Vampire in disguise
Leonhart321: Are there ever rails?
TehAmelie: convictions are sort of like D&D alignments, huh? only very personal
Lusunati: Scrub a dub dub
LunarJade: Lol
Lusunati: Vamps in the tub
matthaus_c: like Marge in the shower
FlamingSpipernado: I love this :D
josh___something: Jacob XD
AveryCorvus: Licking things in the moon base always works out I hear
accountmadeforants: "Speaking of Transformers, I'd like to transform into a bat!"
TXC2: give a hoot, eat a book
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Brozard: Osmosis transitions
PhoenixShaman: I was wondering where book boyfriend was
Lusunati: @TehAmelie somewhat?
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Jakelope13: What an enjoyable journey, many fascinating twists and turns. Trip back was fun as well, which is unusual. Rating 5 stars
theevermist: man jacob is so great
EnoTheTonberry: Get yoself some Blood Potency :P
saucemaster5000: @TXC2 reading rainbow?
JadedCynic: Jacob has impressive willpower and reserve - were I in his place, this session would TOTALLY become a Transformers binge watch...
TemporallyAwry: !updog - this has been a blast
Sheikun07: That was truly a cruel thing to do to Jacob while recording
matthaus_c: Jacob really makes this world feel better to exist in
theevermist: also we are almost an hour in and nothing has happened
TXC2: saucemaster5000 I think? it's a simpsons parody
Sheikun07: "Let's talk about this special interest OH LOOK NOW WE CAN'T"
Sheikun07: poor Jacob
Sheikun07: I felt that pain
beowuuf: blood magic
PhoenixShaman: @theevermist pretty standard for most of my rp experiances
EnoTheTonberry: Silas is taking levels in Wizzard
Serifina: Mages exist. :D
illuviel: magic!
iris_of_ether: :D
theevermist: @theevermist truth
JacobBurgessVO: @Anaerin Bold of you to assume I didn't have this already. :P
saucemaster5000: Silas will attack the darkness
Serifina: Mage is my preference for WoD nonsense.
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul ljgami1Friendlyfire
theymerLoviatar: flames, flames on the sides of my face
matthaus_c: Bloodied Blast
teaandcharcoal: I want cam to become a fire wizard so bad.
zed_alpha: lrrCOW
beowuuf: tugging at the thing hanging out of the cube again :D
iris_of_ether: @Serifina *fistbump*
LunarJade: Yeah look at me understanding magic
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
BusTed: magic magic magic
Sparkap: Magic Missile? No. Blood Missile? Now we're talking Vampire, baby!
zed_alpha: @Serifina Woo! Mage! Also my favorite!
Anaerin: @JacobBurgessVO Yeah, you're right, that was bold of me. :D
beowuuf: CurseLit \ lunarj1Fangs / CurseLit
Serifina: @Serifina serifi1Yshtolahappy serifi1Yshtolahappy
TXC2: LunarJade you've been hanging out with nerds too long Kappa
Drasvin: You must prepare your spells before you can sling them.
jessicaengle: sergeHi Hello
ArkhamArchivist: Love Blorcery
Serifina: @zed_alpha Maaaage!
ElissenRedux: god i want to play a fire mge vamp so bad lol
TXC2: hello jessicaengle welcome
zed_alpha: @Serifina same magic hat!
LunarJade: @txc2 yeah and yet not enough by my standards
Sheikun07: [whispers quietly] changeling
TemporallyAwry: sorry i missed it - which ritual?!?
raaabr: Good old Mage
iris_of_ether: some Order of Hermes --> Tremere
CantWearHats: oopsie daisy
Leonhart321: All this makes me glad that I'm getting Spelljammer comes Tuesday, maybe even tomorrow if my source gets the book early
beowuuf: good old catch 22
EnoTheTonberry: Dang Arcana
PharaohBender27: What an "I'm a genius! . . . OH NO!" story
theymerLoviatar: haven't encountered /yet/
zed_alpha: I always read it as a more...spiritual effect of the embrace shredded their Avatars. Being dead is fine, a lot of mages are dead, but the curse itself ruins the spark of their magick
zed_alpha: I could be wrong about that, though
Sheikun07: Oh yeah the Tremere were very much "We succeeded! Oh no!"
PhoenixShaman: It is my dream one day to manage to run a game that incorperates all the WoD / CoD settings into one humunculous of a system
matthaus_c: the Tremere are such bastards (Tzimi/Gangrel main)
jdr_42: @temporallyawry Cam didn’t say which ritual
zed_alpha: oh god, calling it right now, we're going to see an Abomination
Sparkap: Poor one out for the Salubri
zed_alpha: Anyone got that on their bingo cards?
TXC2: Banu hakim, the chew bubble gum and take names clan
iris_of_ether: (Spoilers: they were not bad)
beowuuf: tremere, the ultimate "but there was time now!" *looks at broken glasses, where glasses = magic*
mowdownjoe: lrrFINE
Volus_dude: Would Silas be Blue/black Innistrad vampire, or from other plane such as Ravnica?
EnoTheTonberry: Definitely not Around
TemporallyAwry: @jdr_42 Ah good - I thought I missed it LuvOops
JadedCynic: They're ALL GONE NOW, so lrrFINE
beowuuf: tremere did *nothing|* wrong cameron -.-
PhoenixShaman: yup def none of them left
Anaerin: Oh, like the Carthaginians...
LunarJade: Chug chug chug
Sparkap: The soul eating stuff is lies and slander and you know it, Storyteller!
EnoTheTonberry: Don't talk about the Salubri
mowdownjoe: T-BLOOD!
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: t-BLOOD
raaabr: Now I"m imagining Jock bro tremere doing a chug of blood
zed_alpha: TeeBLOOD
matthaus_c: blood keg stand
Nigouki: ooooh, is this how we're gonna look into Oliver's origins? D:
zed_alpha: it's always amusing seeing everyone's latency in chat lol 'cause I bet you we all hit "enter" at the same time.
jdr_42: vtmSalubriFeels
beowuuf: look, carthaginia was perfect and the brojah should be absolutely trusted to create a similar society again
themlin: all shifters, except corax
Anaerin: "Garlic? Great on Pizza"
beowuuf: @jdr_42 uuuh, oh no
Micsig: allergies man
compuNIC: tfw you're alergic to god
Sparkap: Also, it would be funny to see Oliver achieve Golconda, just to see him continue to flex on other Kindred
Drasvin: So Jo wants to stay away from the combination church and perfumery.
matthaus_c: I'm at the catholic church, I'm at the perfumery
TXC2: "the power of Christ compels you!" "I'm 4000 years old"
JadedCynic: garlic - one person had an allium allergy and now every kindred has to put up with bad breath everywhere they might be suspected
zed_alpha: @Sparkap oh god that'd be PERFECT
beowuuf: so question, will we hit a break before the game proper begins? :p
Sparkap: @zed_alpha Imagine Oliver... but with a Tan XD
LunarJade: @beowuuf place your bets
raaabr: "Aliens"
JadedCynic: XENU! Kappa
matthaus_c: let's go channel point sink
CantWearHats: Alien vampires? sick
mtvcdm: Bigfoot
beowuuf: i vote no! lrrGREED
PhoenixShaman: Zod
ihlendrax: What about Lilith, hm?
amative1: We're not going to space.
matthaus_c: yet
beowuuf: @amative1 not until season 10
TXC2: what if it's Kane from Command and Conquer, who is an alien? Kappa
zed_alpha: Vicissitude is an alien thought virus, change my mind
mtvcdm: Why do you think Bigfoot's been around so long and everyone's looking for him.
Simriel: Transformers are responsible for vampires? Damn :P
Lusunati: not eve - if it's on the lines sheet
LunarJade: Oh please I’d love it if we had 10 seasons
Leonhart321: @amative1 Not with that attitude
JadedCynic: *not until CHRONICLE 10 ;)
beowuuf: mecanetron
corianderd: yessss more sessions
matthaus_c: Neo-Vancouver By Night
StarWarsTHX1138: @LunarJade please
malsareus: Megatron traveled back in time and made the vampires to sabotage humanity
amative1: @amative1 Not ever. It's a line.
PhoenixShaman: @LunarJade dont tease :P
Sparkap: @zed_alpha It might be demons... Ask Beckett. Or don't! If you want to you know... sleep again
Leonhart321: Neon Vancouver
illuviel: @corianderd Yes please!
EnoTheTonberry: So much Blood
LunarJade: I’m not teasing. I want to play more.
PhoenixShaman: @Leonhart321 Vamp-couver
EnoTheTonberry: So how much money will that require?
beowuuf: so 25% hunger chance not 50%
Leonhart321: Only now can anything be designated sick
zed_alpha: @LunarJade I hope you get to, on or off camera. You seem to be having a BLAST in all these videos
Sparkap: Not a Drop to Drink: Six Seasons and a Movie!
malsareus: And a comic book series
mtvcdm: "yes"
Leonhart321: @Sparkap Subtitle: We're So Parched
Ignatiuspants: I don't know what's going to happen in this chronicle, but I would love to see more NaDtD just, like, indefinitely
matthaus_c: one of them turned themself into a fungus
zed_alpha: no sunlight, just hanging around eating whales
zed_alpha: whales slake all hunger
PhoenixShaman: @LunarJade I would love to watch more, but can you steal Jacob away for long enough :P
JadedCynic: I am the thing the nightmares fear...
mowdownjoe: No breeding + no sunlight? Does sound perfect for a vampire.
Lusunati: to the HAUNTED AQUARIUM!
Jakelope13: Trip to the aquarium?
mtvcdm: !addquote (Jacob) [now] The ocean's full of liquid nightmares.
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EnoTheTonberry: To the Shark Tank!
InsaneVioletMage: Oh no
beowuuf: one day ryan or someone comes in as guest storyteller to play cameron through ocean stuff :p
Leonhart321: Vamp-quarium
NicoTheSly: No drowning Oliver plz
jdr_42: Were-shark here we come
malsareus: Silas and Jordan have inserted Maizena into their blood
matthaus_c: *mariners mariners mariners*
Sparkap: "Sometimes the deep dark ocean hides fish that have never seen the light... Sometimes it hides vampires"
EnoTheTonberry: Jessica can See everything
Sarah_Serinde: ImmortalLen Jacob has the power to cube it himself if he doesn't want to deal with it :)
Drasvin: Blood Potency 10: blood so thick that it's like molasses
PharaohBender27: "Tell someone's sire" Oooooh, I wonder how that might prove useful in this campaign katesPlot
PhoenixShaman: under da sea, under da sea, horrible gribblies waiting to eat ya under the sea
JadedCynic: @NicoTheSly kindred don't breathe anyway- Oliver might get upset, and def. get wet, but otherwise be fine
mtvcdm: That's dangerous for a Jess-Jess to have
StarWarsTHX1138: Jacob oh that's fun... this is going to be good
Sheikun07: How to enjoy food without eating: The Toreador Way
CantWearHats: ooooo
beowuuf: @NicoTheSly crush damage?
ElissenRedux: Oh daang hell yeah Jess Jess with the magic eyes
matthaus_c: Jessica becoming more powerful is the most frightening thing on this table
mtvcdm: She can make much more cutting remarks this way
Sparkap: Ghoul Jess-Jess when?
Leonhart321: @NicoTheSly Now I'm wondering if vampires could get the bends?
illuviel: Share the senses messy crit clan compulsion
Sarah_Serinde: Just hypothetically
accountmadeforants: 13? Is that a lot?
EnoTheTonberry: Oliver can become Wolverine
mtvcdm: For a caitiff, 6x everybody else's cost
JadedCynic: @NicoTheSly when the lungs are full of water the same density as that outside, pressure crush isn't an issue - shipwrecks aren't all flattened...
Drasvin: Don't you need to get blood from another vampire to get another discipline?
Sparkap: I love how Oliver is becoming a Gangrel without all the clan baggage
A_Dub888: Bat or Bust!
TXC2: Oliver was the bigfoot all along
mtvcdm: So Oliver's gotta save up.
Solid_Fuel: a FOOT?
matthaus_c: Tzimis nutz
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear :D
EnoTheTonberry: Time to meet a Tzimmie
JadedCynic: @EnoTheTonberry *shudders*
theevermist: flesh crafting flesh crafting!
PhoenixShaman: search for the bigfoot inside yourself
frnknstn: it's Tzimple
LunarJade: Oliver would like to be bigger by one foot. A big foot
Sparkap: He's already halfway to Protean, just go full Vicissitude, I'm sure it will go *very* well
mtvcdm: This is why vampires often dress like the era from which they were turned.
Our_oBoros: Biomancy!
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
theymerLoviatar: Tzimisce casts Neoform
matthaus_c: Cronenberg powers
JadedCynic: ^^^^
HisEvilDomain: Digivolution
Our_oBoros: Or Idle Transfiguration, for the JJK-fans.
Drasvin: Tzimisce like having furniture made from people.
mtvcdm: Stasis also tends to harm Toreadors as the ages go on, as it can keep them from doing truly creative things because their mind just keeps snapping back to the moment they were turned.
TXC2: cronenberg powers, cool I've found a line :p
Omthebox: Oliver digivolve into. Big Oliver
EnoTheTonberry: I'm largely unsure if a Caitiff can pick up a Amalgam powers.
saucemaster5000: long live the new flesh!
JadedCynic: they do with bodies what Michealangelo did with marble
ElissenRedux: @our_oboros wait doess JJK play vtm?
matthaus_c: @TXC2 yeah playing a Tzimmie has been one of the most intense experiences I've had
Lusunati: get on over to Tzim Hortons
matthaus_c: Tzim bits
zed_alpha: Okay, so is it Zimm-iss, Shim-ees-ay, or Tzim-eesh?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
SaxPython: oh no, he's (not) hot
matthaus_c: @zed_alpha yes
theymerLoviatar: @zed_alpha yes
Random_Factor_: OK, Oliver going into vicissitude and protean could be a *terrifying* path for him.
Simriel: To become Bigfoot
Wiliart: Time for Talliver
malsareus: because Oliver is wee
Anaerin: So he could be a Baller.
mtvcdm: The day before you get embraced? You want the *ultimate* self-care day. No holding back.
LunarJade: Lol
matthaus_c: @theymerLoviatar jinx
CantWearHats: Oliver wants to get things off the very high shelves
vellebastet: 😆 😂
JadedCynic: @Lusunati oh hell *goes off to get some Mental Floss* SeemsGood
Mister_The_Doc: Can someone remind me what it means when he asks if someone wants to cube a topic
teaandcharcoal: Adam thought of the shortest height he could and gave it to Oliver /jo
saucemaster5000: plot twist -- Oliver WAS Bigfoot all along
rotarysorter: cookie jars are often stored on the top shelf, that extra foot would be nice
teaandcharcoal: */jk
JadedCynic: AMEN JACOB! (5'5" here)
Anaerin: Surrounded by Giants.
EnoTheTonberry: Surrounded by Canadian Giants
PharaohBender27: "I'd love to not keep hitting my head on beams"
Serifina: I am 5'10"... and I wish I was like 5'4"
KaleidoscopeMind: wait jacob's taller than me
theymerLoviatar: Oh hey, I'm Jacob size!
beowuuf: @Mister_The_Doc it means jacob won't use it in the story
mtvcdm: I don't think anyone on the crew goes shorter than 5'6".
Anaerin: *ducks his 5'10" head a little*
gonvillebromhead: I'm 5'7" and British and confirm I am short
PhoenixShaman: lrr giants confirmed
Random_Factor_: Oliver Tyndall: mega cryptid
TehAmelie: i thought it was just the perspective of the camera
Master_Gunner: Adam's only an inch or two taller than me, but he projects such a large presence - it was very surprising when I met him.
Sparkap: @Mister_The_Doc In short, in the cube Jacob doesn't make it happen in game.. Out of the cube, it's all fair game to show up in the sotry
Volus_dude: how likely powerful vampire houses would sabotage a new sitcom: Malkavian in the middle?
Sarah_Serinde: I am 5'3", really felt the difference next to Adam :D
Mister_The_Doc: @beowuuf many thanks!
theevermist: crys in 6'1"
LunarJade: Yeah land of giants over here
Our_oBoros: @ElissenRedux No idea, but that power has been around a looong time in various genres and forms.
Leonhart321: Hey, as someone who is 6'9 and had to duck through Himeji Castle, I adhere to that stereotype
JadedCynic: @saucemaster5000 "But Oliver, the bigfoot was inside you all along." - Kain, final Chronicle
iris_of_ether: I absolutely had to duck a little at a traditional Japanese hotel, and I'm only like 5'9" or so
theymerLoviatar: it's okay to be talln't
vellebastet: Couldn't imagine how I'd look beside them 😭
zed_alpha: Aren't Adam and Cori almost the same height? Am I remembering that wrong?
Sarah_Serinde: But also I generally don't mind my height, beyond the annoyance of getting clothes to fit well
peregrinerose: I'm 5'10, trans and Welsh. I went from being a noticeably tall young woman where I'm from to a fairly average sized man in England XD
corianderd: ko next chronicle is Talliver's Travels
Omthebox: I'm 6'2" and I felt the difference next to adam
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
LunarJade: @corianderd love you
Simriel: How tall IS Adam
TXC2: Simriel 6ft 5
gonvillebromhead: My best man was taller than me at my wedding, even when I was wearing my top hat
Simriel: LRR throws my sense of scale off so hard XD
corianderd: @zed_alpha I'm 5'10" I just look taller when sitting
Omthebox: And that was before he was as swole as he is now
PharaohBender27: @Simriel Yeah, I'm 5'8 so I'd look small next to so many LRRfolk
Jakelope13: I hope the plate survives the session
Anaerin: Totally Dry Eyes.
beowuuf: LOL
malsareus: The swole typically doesn't add UP
Sparkap: She's also sending the rest of the plates to Oliver's house( he said, remembering the people on the screen cannot read what he types)
saucemaster5000: if LRR was cast in LotR they wouldn't need forced perspective for the hobbits
EnoTheTonberry: Jacob! Look with your special eyes!
iris_of_ether: :D
NimrodXIV: weird place to store your dry ice
theymerLoviatar: @zed_alpha hey samesies, I look like 5'10" sitting down but then I have legs that belong on someone 5'4"
zed_alpha: @corianderd ah! Thank you
compuNIC: add dry ice to the studio for the last session you say
SaxPython: CurseLit CurseLit CurseLit
mtvcdm: Only the one vampire?
Mr_Whyt: @malsareus you should see the muscles o nthe bottom of his feet
Drasvin: Merge ate a ghost!
Shadowsoflife: @EnoTheTonberry MY BRAND
JadedCynic: I have been 5'5" for like 35+ years; in high school I had a locker right next to a basketball player of 6'6" - at our grad I had him pose for a pic of him resting his elbow on my head.
Omthebox: When you are tall and get swole the added bulk just makes you look taller
beowuuf: @saucemaster5000 but imagine if they were cast as the hobbits. you'd need a huge cgi budget to remove the megaphones
Juliamon: Oh! Gameplay!
EnoTheTonberry: Omnomnom Yummy Ghosts
Anaerin: Ghosts plural.
NicoTheSly: Marge is a ghost eater?
Our_oBoros: Funny thing, I'm about 6 feet, but due to insecurities I feel smaller.
otakon17: They aren't cereal
matthaus_c: Soul Eater
ArkhamArchivist: Protec the baby Malk
HisEvilDomain: @otakon17 with great care
saucemaster5000: @otakon17 you have to eat one of the big dots first and chase them down
Shadowsoflife: @otakon17 Carefullly?
LunarJade: @otakon17 one bite at a time
CantWearHats: ah, wizard dungeon
Drasvin: If any vamp could eat ghosts, it would probably be a Malk
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otakon17: Bless all of you, thank you for those answers XD
PhoenixShaman: with a straw
JadedCynic: dumb luck?
SaxPython: "I know where your sins are buried"
matthaus_c: jesus christ demonfire
theymerLoviatar: @LunarJade I would have thought you slurp them down like an oyster
Anaerin: @otakon17 10/10 response, no notes.
PharaohBender27: Mess-y crit! Mess-y - awwwwww
LunarJade: @theymerloviatar depends on the type of ghost really
mtvcdm: Jacob was quietly waiting for the 'messy'
JadedCynic: BAM
Sarah_Serinde: Silas is very interested in this subject
JadedCynic: 'six, the hard way"
iris_of_ether: benginDab
compuNIC: you ever just see your players win way more than they should have?
Leonhart321: Oh that's neat
matthaus_c: why take half when you can messy crit
Leonhart321: ^
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Shadowsoflife: ^
LunarJade: Tell ya what Jacob. I’ll take a succeed at a cost with no knowledge of the cost in the future.
Lusunati: Like a Stolen Car!
beowuuf: LMAO
JadedCynic: this is how this game works - it's ALL Faust, ALL the time
Serifina: Maximum Chaos.
theymerLoviatar: no killing Stalks By Night!
Sarah_Serinde: There's a threat :D
amative1: We haven't had a Bestial Failure yet... that could be fun...
iris_of_ether: :D
mowdownjoe: They just live that Improv lifestyle. "Yes, AND!"
EnoTheTonberry: You wanna cube that?
PhoenixShaman: ambassedors of chaos
JadedCynic: OMG, CAMERON
TehAmelie: playing to the audience perhaps
Volus_dude: pbtvCHEF
Leonhart321: That's a Sword of Damocles if ever I heard one
Mathonwy: Welp, now Silas gotta die...
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
NimrodXIV: welp
Sparkap: @LunarJade Does the cube apply in Twitch Chat? O.o
Random_Factor_: That's a hell of a backup character.
JadedCynic: I'm gonna miss Silas...
illuviel: (Lack of "exploding 10s" (10s stacking indefinitely if you keep rolling them) from 2nd ed has taken a bit to adjust to)
EnoTheTonberry: That's an insurance policy
gnyrinn: I did not understand that threat, but I gathered it was potent.
Volus_dude: rot in piece silas
Lusunati: Silas Reed Must Die!
AveryCorvus: Haha poor Jacob
NimrodXIV: :D
josh___something: I think that broke jacob a bit
LunarJade: @sparkap I’ll cube nothing
beowuuf: can we see jacob's willpower tracker in future :p
compuNIC: Jacob is clearly having hte time of their life
lirazel64: ADAM!
illuviel: Tzmice yes
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
JadedCynic: LUL
Mathonwy: WE will kill Silas
iris_of_ether: !clip
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CantWearHats: it's group effort!
TXC2: Silas will become killed
accountmadeforants: It's for the greater good, Silas
SaxPython: PogChamp
Sparkap: @LunarJade Wonderful! LUL
Leonhart321: We all of us, have the shovels
jdr_42: lrrSHINE vtmTzimisce
saucemaster5000: it's good to clear up accountability before murder
mtvcdm: We will collectively shove Silas in a furnace
Lusunati: We All Lift Together
beowuuf: jacob didn't kill silas silas killed silas
SaxPython: NotLikeThis BibleThump NotLikeThis
theymerLoviatar: @Lusunati has been my ringtone since it came out
JadedCynic: Jacob:" I won't kill my friend Silas. *to table* Kill my friend Silas." ;)
accountmadeforants: Is cube will happen or won't happen?
PhoenixShaman: @saucemaster5000 nah invite him to look in the sea
josh___something: "Little"
LunarJade: Good thing this game is serioud
beowuuf: session 8a - fire and alt characters
JadedCynic: maybe for a one-shot session for an 'intermission'?
DeM0nFiRe: @accountmadeforants Yeah Cube means "hey that thing I said was a joke, I dont actually want it to happen"
theymerLoviatar: Yeah, good thing this serious campaign doesn't talk about things like poop more than I ever expected
EnoTheTonberry: The difference between this group and other Vampire Players, is that we're nerds.
Leonhart321: Wakes up......by being pulled up through a malfunctioning claw machine
Lusunati: "I am meant to be TILLING GRAIN"
accountmadeforants: DeM0nFiRe Ah, figures
beowuuf: cube of holding
A_Dub888: !findquote cube
LRRbot: Quote #157: "Pee in my cube!" —Alex [2015-04-24]
JadedCynic: @Lusunati where are my serfs?
peregrinerose: I like the idea of that character meeting Oliver and them swooping Knowlage :)
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
compuNIC: still waiting to see werewolf dating texts come back
Drasvin: The screaming cube
LunarJade: The cube is just one big screaming mouth
ArkhamArchivist: Do you want to put "I smash open The Cube and release everything" in The Cube?
DentedPockets: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
lime_heer: the cube is sceaming with the dreams of players past
Drasvin: @LunarJade The screaming mouth of an nth dimensional being
EnoTheTonberry: The Vanchantry
accountmadeforants: Once there's enough ideas in the Cube, we can do an entire campaign that's just Cube.
JacobBurgessVO: @compuNIC Sometimes I let and idea lay to give it time to ferment, but I never, never forget it.
Ignatiuspants: so I guess the only idea that's been fully cubed so far is still about League of Legends
compuNIC: @compuNIC lrrSHINE
LunarJade: Hmmm the Cube Chronicle….
JadedCynic: @compuNIC ...thank you for that. lrrSHINE
illuviel: May the Cube Be With You - Thomas Dolby
JacobBurgessVO: @LunarJade ....please... please no...
EnoTheTonberry: I mean we need a Mentor to teach Oliver Vicissitude :P
Lusunati: @compuNIC Same. God I hope.
gnyrinn: Tallow from bone!?
LunarJade: @jacobburgessvo you wanna… cube that?
illuviel: marrow
JacobBurgessVO: @LunarJade HA!
saucemaster5000: hypercube
Omthebox: You must love ramblers @jacobburgessvo cube juice in people form
malsareus: @LunarJade cubes all the way down
matthaus_c: oh no the cube is becoming recursive
TXC2: the Cube is becoming a Venn diagram
malsareus: matrioska cubes
Zackfayden808: Did they say how many episodes this will be
beowuuf: @Zackfayden808 8
Anaerin: 8 I believe.
PharaohBender27: @Zackfayden808 8 sessions total
zed_alpha: had to load dishes, what did I miss?
PharaohBender27: (plus Session 0)
mtvcdm: things
Zackfayden808: Sweet thanks friends
NicoTheSly: @Sparkap If someone is going to make it to the end, it's Marge.
EnoTheTonberry: Does Monica want to maintain good relationships with Oliver? Really?
PharaohBender27: @zed_alpha Silas deduced that Monica used a messed-up ritual involving human tallow to extract information from Marge
NicoTheSly: I'm more worried about Oliver messing up bat transformation at some point
Sheikun07: Monica showed *incredible* restraint by not just killing Marge.
Anaerin: To *attempt to* extract information from Marge
beowuuf: just realised, jessica being the childe of a primogen could probably get away with trading quinn's boon with someone? another power move?
malsareus: the party is now securely stored
illuviel: @zed_alpha ... & one of Marge's socks
jdr_42: The rooms are soundproof. That way nothing interferes with all the recording devices.
Zackfayden808: You think Monica is gonna be the bbeg
Lusunati: @Zackfayden808 Just the ine/
Lusunati: one?
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
Leonhart321: JESUS
iris_of_ether: O_O
Sarah_Serinde: Adam why
saucemaster5000: b'ah1
theymerLoviatar: Jesús fuck
MrVirite: AGH
Carlioo: jesus
Unas84: jeses Adam
Anaerin: Jesus, Adam!
corianderd: god why
Sparkap: JESUS
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
josh___something: JESUS
Lusunati: ARHG!
accountmadeforants: Yes, my Gatekeeper
EnoTheTonberry: Dang it Adam
vellebastet: ADAM
JadedCynic: RIP headphone users
zed_alpha: AAAGH
beowuuf: @EnoTheTonberry he's an up and coming caitiff with a currently unknown sire. there's maybe a few reasons that monica knows or is gambling on
SaxPython: :(
cmdrelk: put on some makeup?
LostThePirate: Ah
JacobBurgessVO: Hahahahahahahaha!
Random_Factor_: Well played Adam, well played.
Serifina: Adam. I mean this in the kindest possible way. Fuck. You.
DeM0nFiRe: Secret lrrSPOOP cast
matthaus_c: cycle your legs, stretch your fluids, practice vicissitude
MrSarkhan: seabatClap seabatClap
zed_alpha: Well, I am, now
mowdownjoe: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
vellebastet: I-I'M AWAKE
NicoTheSly: I love the energy
hyralt: Holy moly. Adam is so much louder when he’s live.
theymerLoviatar: i was eating
Serifina: I'm wearing a headset.
FlamingSpipernado: adam!
Volus_dude: pbtvSIP
BirkaBirkowski: Speak for yourself I have to used any. of my minutes from the last chronicle, I have 13 minutes stockpiled
PixelArtDragon: Well I'm certainly awake now!
Lusunati: Live and Amplified
LunarJade: Holy heck hahahahahaha
Serifina: And I have anxiety that has been *badly* amplified today.
beowuuf: for anyone who came in late, adam is in the booth. you might not have realised Kappa
Juliamon: Adam has a week's worth of pent up streaming energy
JadedCynic: Streams are getting just like TV - the commercial breaks are so much louder than the soft spoken dialogue of the stream Kappa
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Go drink some water, take your meds if you need to, and tell someone that you love them!
Omthebox: my stream is delayed so I got a warning first
TehAmelie: does the Heather-Adam team have a name? Hedam, maybe?
AveryCorvus: My brain immediately thought Adam was going to follow with "Grab a brush and put a little makeup"
EnoTheTonberry: Adder?
TXC2: Serifina ooof, I'm sorry to hear that lrrHEART
Juliamon: Hedam, apply directly to the eardrum
SaxPython: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff lrrSHINE
Anaerin: @EnoTheTonberry Also Oliver is "hanging out" (Fanging out?) with the "Daughter" of a Primogen, whos word will carry GREAT weight.
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @TehAmelie Team Lunarbats?
compuNIC: I imagine that, in vampire society (even on the island) that movers and shakers such as this coterie can be valuable allies
beowuuf: @AveryCorvus me too :p
SaxPython: Aether
TehAmelie: or Seajade
theymerLoviatar: also I have to go pick up my housemate in the middle of the night and it's dark and I'm already creeped out
hyralt: I’ve been cranking my speakers to hear when everyone gets quiet. That was brutal.
Lusunati: @theymerLoviatar You are going to be fine. Just be careful and drive safe.
Serifina: @TXC2 Smoke alarm in my room went off repeatedly today. I nearly threw it through a window. Medication is helping but *wow* did I not need the extra jolt.
theymerLoviatar: @lusunati i am doing walkies
corianderd: @compuNIC yup. suuuuper valuable. totally
illuviel: @zed_alpha Have to drive yr brother from one offsite location to another, so going to have to pop out & carch te rest on VoD :( It's been lovely, all! V--V
hyralt: @serifina That sucks. I hope you feel better soon.
compuNIC: @corianderd look, if you can at least *steer* the chaos away from *you* then...
Lusunati: @theymerLoviatar then keep an ear out and walk safe. The you're gonna be fine bit stands.
Lusunati: be brave
Mathonwy: Finally got my lunch. Had to wait for a break. Red beans and rice with sausage.
TXC2: and we're back
beowuuf: wb
saucemaster5000: oh no my snacktime!
amative1: Your time is up. My time is now.
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Fangs
EnoTheTonberry: When will the LRR store sell Fangsnacks?
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs
corianderd: blooooood
theymerLoviatar: I'm a literal nightwalker now!
Mathonwy: Cycled fluids, got foods.
malsareus: Oliver's time is Soon TM
mtvcdm: Put your snacks in your molar holders
LadyDKat: Got back just in time it seems
PharaohBender27: :D
beowuuf: lol
Mangledpixel: blood is mostly water, anyway
mowdownjoe: XD
saucemaster5000: are vampire robots in disguise?
LostThePirate: lol
beowuuf: :D
TXC2: the MOST professional stream
CantWearHats: new from WoD - Cybertron: The Transforming
EnoTheTonberry: A Room Full of Vampires?
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: "LoadingReadyRun: We've Heard Of Professionalism"
Serifina: Halfpire
mowdownjoe: @saucemaster5000 And now I'm thinking of that lousy Van-pires TV shows.
SaxPython: lol
compuNIC: @EnoTheTonberry and who's THIS guy?
JadedCynic: *kindred
malsareus: a demi-vamp
Anaerin: So, does the next episode have a spinning Dice Friends logo transition with this playing? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3DoNzZIKbk
LunarJade: We are pros as fessionalism
NicoTheSly: Unpire?
malsareus: a 1 person crossover event
SaxPython: human++
JadedCynic: sure there's NO recording devices in a Giovanni 'lab'...
malsareus: a vampire-human mix drink
matthaus_c: oliver needs kindred therapy
StarWarsTHX1138: @JacobBurgessVO @corianderd @Seabats @unarmedoracle @LunarJade I want to thank you all so much for these especially in the past 3 weeks because I developed vertigo and have been listening to these while I can't focus on screens as much
matthaus_c: and also maybe human therapy
Simonark: Dalton Wilcox is paying attention now
ArkhamArchivist: Just. Monika.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
CantWearHats: OUR secrets
NicoTheSly: Staph flirting with Marge :P
Leonhart321: Wait what?
PharaohBender27: @ArkhamArchivist (Sees what ArkhamArchivist did there)
SaxPython: Comrade
malsareus: seize the means of the secrets
PixelArtDragon: Why don't you just TELL me the secrets you want to say?
hyralt: Cranking up the volume again to hear Jacob’s quiet Marge voice
LunarJade: I’m sure it’s nothing…
Jazz3601: our secrets KKomrade
Spades_Slicc: 13 What's on the tree?
Anaerin: You have given Dobby a sock!
beowuuf: lol
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Lusunati: W A S T E D
beowuuf: bonding over wallmart, aww
Simriel: They got that reference
JadedCynic: 13 days on the tree...and the last sailor was never told - but my hearing's not perfect :(
Spades_Slicc: @JadedCynic I thought it was last secret
EnoTheTonberry: Now Oliver is sans one sock
Simriel: @JadedCynic I heard it as secret, not sailor?
JadedCynic: @beowuuf thank you Sam Walton! <3
JacobBurgessVO: Secret
Spades_Slicc: Could it have been Doves on the tree?
TXC2: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always afraid.
JadedCynic: @JadedCynic @Simriel thank you! <3
TXC2: big mood lrrbot
Chrysoprase: Marge has a major malkfunction.
JadedCynic: lrrbot on point tonight
Lusunati: mood cam
EnoTheTonberry: Clicky Clack Math Goblin
NicoTheSly: Marge, now with 100% more ghost?
LunarJade: Best fail best failure best fail
Ignatiuspants: (come on, messy crit!)
Sparkap: To paraphrase another VtM campgain: "Secrets secrets are no fun, secrets are for everyone"
CantWearHats: more dice rolls means more messy crits
PhoenixShaman: what i miss
accountmadeforants: 🎲 sajamVibe
saucemaster5000: weee driving like it's stolen
compuNIC: beastial failure on a knowledge check make Silas go all Batman on Marge
beowuuf: @PhoenixShaman cameron went succeed at a cost to learn something
PhoenixShaman: ooooooo
PMAvers: Monica opens the box after a while and everyone is just mangled corpses
JadedCynic: the problem is that Jacob gives such appealing possibilities on BOTH the rolling choice AND the 'succeed at a cost' choice! <3
matthaus_c: as if this group would ever avoid mischief
malsareus: unleash the chaos gremlin in your heart Jacob
EnoTheTonberry: Adam ain't fraid of no ghosts.
DeM0nFiRe: Haha
JacobBurgessVO: Quickdraw yes, lordy
xantos69: I love the way Jacob's eyes light up when he gets to do things to the players.
SaxPython: "at a cost" = "take something out of the cube"
Drasvin: Odin?
iris_of_ether: Deffo Odin
EnoTheTonberry: Whoa-din
Spades_Slicc: @loadingreadyrun any input on clarifying what Marge said about the tree?
malsareus: the tim bits of knowledge
JadedCynic: ooooo, I like how that was presented!
Leonhart321: Who-din?
Spades_Slicc: nvm there it is
zed_alpha: wasn't it 18?
PhoenixShaman: ah the grain of sand in the oyster of tidbits
mtvcdm: Cameron dang
zed_alpha: @illuviel A multiple of 9, right?
CantWearHats: adam
accountmadeforants: Oh yeah, Jacob should bring one of those raffle boxes, but not tell them what's in it. Then next time they do something "at a cost", they have to take something out of the raffle box. The raffle box is the Cube.
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
LunarJade: @accountmadeforants oooo
mtvcdm: Oh that'd actually be not an awful idea.
TXC2: Mythology, IS, WEIRD!
beowuuf: :D
JadedCynic: Sir Anthony Hopkins has a false eye?!?
CantWearHats: heh
Icebox_Blues: I mean... That isn't really... The story of Odin's eye...
compuNIC: Oliver: "Wait does this mean Thor is REAL!?"
PhoenixShaman: classics scollars just shuddered and dont know why XD
neomety: Finally managed to catch it live! How long have they been going?
SaxPython: KomodoHype
theymerLoviatar: Even Oliver knows if he empties a raccoon it dies
zed_alpha: @Icebox_Blues yeah same I'm reacting that same way
TXC2: hello neomety we're an hour in
mtvcdm: A little box filled with generalizations of costs- 'incomplete information', 'hunger goes up', etc.- and when you succeed at a cost you grab a slip out of the box.
PhoenixShaman: that hour was not all gameplay
beowuuf: i mean....
Oohlgrist: @neomety 1h 25m
beowuuf: yet
EnoTheTonberry: Got a bit heavy :P
JadedCynic: d'awww
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Lusunati: That is SO SAD
iris_of_ether: <3
Lusunati: ARGH MARGE
PhoenixShaman: ominus
accountmadeforants: @Lusunati MARGH
JadedCynic: "I want to remember my friend when they were nice, before they became a killer"
SaxPython: Simba!
hyralt: I’m getting quirky Bjork vibes from Marge
Sparkap: Okay, Marge just dropping the insight and weirding everybody out
theymerLoviatar: @hyralt dress them in a swan
Ignatiuspants: Marge is best non-gender-specific dhampir-like entity
JadedCynic: ^^^
Lusunati: Oliver just expressed believe that over a long enough timeline that all vampires become killers. and marge just
Lusunati: arghhhh
NicoTheSly: @SaxPython It's a circle of un-life.
PhoenixShaman: Malcaveians have a vibe
zed_alpha: oof. that also really hits home. Oliver knows eventually he's going to have to kill people, and he doesn't want to *start.*
SaxPython: @SaxPython magnificent FBtouchdown
hyralt: @theymerloviatar Yussssss. All the swans
compuNIC: Love the Malkavian Clan. So Glad that Jacob has a more... refined? interpretation then from products I've seen in the past
Lusunati: at least we don't have more 3rd inq round here yet
saucemaster5000: doesn't want them to find the secret manga library
malsareus: Doesn't want Oliver to find the 1st edition superman comics
Anaerin: @zed_alpha I'm a little worried by the direct line that Oliver just drew - He essentially said killing Animals and killing People are the same thing.
EnoTheTonberry: @malsareus "Is SUPERMAN Real?"
peregrinerose: and what needs burying :(
ContingentCat: dangit forgot this is today, welp see y'all in the vod
Drasvin: Oliver hunted a nice charcuterie
JadedCynic: hides her collection of unknown to history x-rated 12th centurey Greek Icons
Lusunati: @zed_alpha To him they were the same amount of unthinkable three months ago.
beowuuf: @ContingentCat sergeHi bye and hi
mtvcdm: TO DO: salami, eggs, ceramic plates
Fragged_Templar: life and death are two sides of the same coin. nothing exists without a cost
PhoenixShaman: depends on which direction you go at it, animals are as valued life as people, or people are just animals with delusions of purpose
Volus_dude: to oliver people are pretty much raccoons with odd clothes
Anaerin: @mtvcdm Clean bathroom. Again.
Sarah_Serinde: Oliver is also the only person in the group who (currently) refuses to feed on humans
themaddesthatter1: I like to think that Oliver took a meat plate (rose) and used it for dairy (cheese) so the “you can take the plate” was less “we have a bajillion plates” and more “well shit we can’t use this anymore sure give it to him”
iris_of_ether: This is why I enjoy modern games :D
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
compuNIC: Urban Fantasy
mowdownjoe: Urban fantasy is fun.
Random_Factor_: What if the rival wizard's tower is a Tim's?
peregrinerose: @themaddesthatter1 that was my thought as well :)
zed_alpha: ah, local humor
JadedCynic: GM advice: set your campaign in the players' neighbourhood for a surreal vibe
Anaerin: @Random_Factor_ One tower is a Tim Hortons, the other is a Robins.
saucemaster5000: find tim horton coffee so bad the vampires can stomach it
TXC2: "we have to go dig up Oak bay cemetery!"
Simriel: Is Ogo Pogo real? XD
LunarJade: How much violence do you want today?
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
PhoenixShaman: @Simriel season 3?
TXC2: Simriel yes, it's a plesiosaur
Anaerin: Oh Jessica.
ElissenRedux: oooh thinking about irl art installations and such that could be some kind of magic in an urban fantasy
corianderd: @Anaerin like a Red Robin?
malsareus: @LunarJade 2 violence to go with a smoothie please
TXC2: LunarJade yes
accountmadeforants: @LunarJade https://i.imgur.com/K0HYK6N.png
Drasvin: Vampire doesn't strike me as the game where players regularly kick in doors to solve problems.
compuNIC: "How much Violence?" Jacob: "..."
JadedCynic: Don't SAY that out loud! LUL
Sparkap: Oh god Jessica, why must you jynx it?
beowuuf: they can temporarily take out two werewolves with a motorbike :p
Sarah_Serinde: I suspect Jessica knew very well what she was saying
teaandcharcoal: @Drasvin i mean it could be depending on your storyteller and players
Anaerin: @corianderd Well I was thinking Robins Donuts (https://robinsdonuts.com/), but do they not have them over that side of the country?
SaxPython: #Bribes
JadedCynic: that plate is going to be as useful as the potlid in battle royale, isn't it?
PhoenixShaman: oooo fancy
mtvcdm: Jess seems to have a bustling Etsy store now
Random_Factor_: Watch Oliver get to a point where that set of plates becomes legit entertaining gear for a vampire counsel dinner.
Drasvin: Oh no
beowuuf: @JadedCynic social equivalent of the frying pan, maybe?
teaandcharcoal: oh no oliver ;-;
Solid_Fuel: oh no!
EnoTheTonberry: Oh Yes!
NicoTheSly: oh no, we broke a glass
Unas84: Oliver was built for this!
JadedCynic: Oliver comes away from the meeting with a LOOT BAG <3
vellebastet: OMG
LadyDKat: Oliver, do not drop the glass in the house.
CantWearHats: he's gaming!
GhostValv: :)
Jakelope13: I imagine giving Oliver the matching wineglass is less "Let Oliver have his thing" and more "If I have a wineglass without its matching plate, I will go mad"
LostThePirate: XD
Sarah_Serinde: :D
vellebastet: HAHAHAHAHA
compuNIC: use vampiric powers for stupid shit. that
Volus_dude: pbtvLUL
PhoenixShaman: legit
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha nice
theevermist: got that swag!
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
corianderd: @Anaerin I think I saw one once in Red Deer but never in BC
jdr_42: Best use of a Discipline ever
MrSarkhan: seabatClap seabatClap
Chrysoprase: He's learning
Random_Factor_: Oliver just hax his clumsy into skilled.
Drasvin: Mundane uses of magical powers
Sparkap: Oliver is absolutely the best vampire XD
JadedCynic: @JadedCynic I meant the finale of the movie - sorry if I wasn't clear ;)
vellebastet: seabatClap
SaxPython: KomodoHype lunarj1Fangs KomodoHype
EnoTheTonberry: Holy crap. That was great.
TXC2: "they were using a ladder for gods sakes!"
mtvcdm: Fun fact, they're not the Generals anymore.
Anaerin: @corianderd Well, they apparently have one in Surrey.
compuNIC: "mummy" is the word
beowuuf: @JadedCynic oh no, all the battle rotyle games have removed my ability to parse other meanings like the film :(
Sparkap: Oh goodie, Monica getting her tendrils all up in the coterie
PhoenixShaman: such a sweet boy
saucemaster5000: crit fail 'is it like a frittata?"
Drasvin: Sub-ter-fudge
PharaohBender27: Messy crit?
Shadowsoflife: ^
NimrodXIV: mmm subterfudge
vellebastet: 😆 😂 😆 😂 Cam
mowdownjoe: Mmmm.... Subter-fudge...
JadedCynic: Yeah, that's now 3 factions pulling our coterie in different directions
FlamingSpipernado: sub-tur-fudge I love it XD
teaandcharcoal: I love when cameron mispronounces words. it's funny every time.
Lusunati: Roll Centrifuge please
TXC2: "Sempre Fi brother" " yeap, sub ter fudge to you too"
PhoenixShaman: *sad trombone*
Leonhart321: "Successfully"
SaxPython: is it a small wooden ship?
Anaerin: "How would you like to fib?" "Well, I'd *Like* to fib well, but that's obviously not going to happen"
Random_Factor_: It wasn't a bestial failure, so it wasn't a complete failure.
accountmadeforants: 👀
gnyrinn: Haquatta matada to you(!)
vellebastet: Oh Silas
saucemaster5000: "I don't know, what's a heccata with you?"
JadedCynic: "Hey guys - bored with normal RPGs? Wanna simultaeusly play an urban fantasy AND a game of Diplomacy at the same time?" B)
mowdownjoe: 👀
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh :D
beowuuf: :D
cmdrelk: LUL
SaxPython: bluff defeated
ElissenRedux: Got CALLED lol
vellebastet: 😆
Sarah_Serinde: Oh Silas :D
saucemaster5000: wow didn't think the sad trombone usually goes that low
PharaohBender27: tqsSweat
beowuuf: ooooh
LunarJade: “Fun”
JadedCynic: when you know you lost, at least be graceful
mtvcdm: "You're going to be fun. Well, goodbye."
Fragged_Templar: hahahhaa
JadedCynic: twice
compuNIC: Conversation is combat, and Silas just got stabbed
beowuuf: oh no "you too"
Random_Factor_: Good news: Monica likes you. Bad news: Monica likes you.
Fragged_Templar: I love our good good boy warlock
JadedCynic: "Always a pleasure" "We'll see" LUL
Random_Factor_: Just Monica.
beowuuf: look, you have ten legs and only one door to kick, it'll be fine :p
Invitare: vampires shouldn't stake it out
ElissenRedux: @random_factor_ Oh God
Random_Factor_: Doki Doki Bite Club.
JadedCynic: @beowuuf <3
saucemaster5000: "I am the vampire cell phone queeen!"
themlin: aight who has a piece of wood
PhoenixShaman: who here can use a phone with google maps
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
PharaohBender27: :D
mtvcdm: they will find you
Drasvin: That was vaguely threatening
PhoenixShaman: XD
Despoiler98: katesSweat not terrifying at all
cmdrelk: "they will find you" lrrSPOOP
JadedCynic: @saucemaster5000 in the land of the startac's, the smartphone user is QUEEN! <3
Sparkap: Oliver hosts Elysium for Season 3, let's go!
Jakelope13: I get the feeling Gisuppe doesn't like Oliver for some reason
mowdownjoe: XD HSN...
Anaerin: Green Shield Stamps.
A_Dub888: *while driving on the freeway, there's a knock on the door* "Plates for Mr. Tyndall"
jdr_42: Poltergeist delivery service
accountmadeforants: What a merry band of vampires, a vampire who can just eat normally, a vampire who can use phones, a good boy warlock, an anarchist mom...
malsareus: Oliver could ask the local wilslife for info
Anaerin: CAA
JadedCynic: CAA in canada
malsareus: Ask the pigeons for intel
Anaerin: "Rand MacNally"
beowuuf: @accountmadeforants and a vampire who likes socks
JadedCynic: wait, BC has it's OWN autoclub?!?
Fragged_Templar: recruit a couple of ravens, and bingo all the info you need
TXC2: Anaerin where hamburgers eat people
saucemaster5000: where hamburgers eat vampires!
accountmadeforants: @Fragged_Templar Right, who needs spooky ghosts when you can Disney Princess this shit?
TXC2: JadedCynic BC has a lot of it's own stuff
beowuuf: lol
Fragged_Templar: @Fragged_Templar exactly
JadedCynic: Man, those Rocky Mountains really DO divide...
LiveFaust: @fragged_templar so Oliver's going to learn more about Odin?
Fragged_Templar: I was just about to say
LunarJade: Messy crit messy crit messy crit
PharaohBender27: ^
Fragged_Templar: yes, let's lean into the Norse vibe
saucemaster5000: they stake out a tim hortons for six hours
Shadowsoflife: @LunarJade ^
JadedCynic: @Fragged_Templar Bluetooth? ;)
Fragged_Templar: hahahhaha
Fragged_Templar: yes
Fragged_Templar: maybe Silas can teach him runes
Omthebox: I want to see what a bestial failure would look like with this
saucemaster5000: oh right jessica hasn't paid rent
PhoenixShaman: makes sence with the wolvesthat its a norse myth adjacent thing, didnt the wolves in s1 have vaguley viking tattoos?
mtvcdm: She decorated it so nicely
LunarJade: Well the one room I redecorated is great
Fragged_Templar: @PhoenixShaman mmm, yeah I think you are right
corianderd: @LunarJade oh I already fixed that
LunarJade: @corianderd for now…
mtvcdm: TWO
Fragged_Templar: did one of them have a mjolnir necklace
xantos69: oh Cam.
jdr_42: Willpower?
Omthebox: Two isn't five is it
accountmadeforants: Google went there once in 2006 and was like "sure, good enough"
saucemaster5000: no, you misunderstand -- Marge wants a flock of furious pigeons for some reason
TXC2: Omthebox hold on let me check
JadedCynic: @Omthebox one time during spring cleaning I lost an important cd I needed and spent hours looking for it, even amid the 'junk' being thrown out. I got so frustrated I grabbed a bottle of skin moisturizer and in a rage sprayed it all over the room, and I don't have any VItae in me...
JacobBurgessVO: @Fragged_Templar Mostly a weird mic of beads, metal bits, and computer parts.
Omthebox: oh my God JadedCynic. that is bestial
Fragged_Templar: @Fragged_Templar oh, yes. I remember now
beowuuf: marge asking for angry birds is getting on his last nerve :p
mtvcdm: Cameron dies to Google Street View
saucemaster5000: worst geoguessr game ever
TXC2: Streetview on a PC is hard :p
JadedCynic: @Omthebox best part? I *still* had the presence of mind to miss my wife standing right in front of me. (survival instincts are strong)
PharaohBender27: YES
vampiresnvino: vtmMessycrit vtmMessycrit vtmMessycrit
zed_alpha: YEAH
saucemaster5000: b'ha1
accountmadeforants: Oh yeah, StreetView is like that "What do you *mean* I can't go that way? No I *don't* want to go into someone's driveway!"
Drasvin: Oh....
vampiresnvino: vtmBestial vtmBestial vtmBestial
PhoenixShaman: YESS
beowuuf: oh no
Omthebox: yeeees
Shadowsoflife: :D
SAJewers: yes
LunarJade: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
CantWearHats: do eet
Solid_Fuel: yes!
EnoTheTonberry: Excellent
compuNIC: oh dear
jdr_42: vtmBestial
Omthebox: my wishes
JadedCynic: And the Wheel of Karma turns around again...
beowuuf: best failure
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
theymerLoviatar: what did I miss, last I heard Marge was gently cupping Oliver's face
Random_Factor_: This is gonna be gud.
LunarJade: It could be fun!
Omthebox: It sounds fun
PharaohBender27: @theymerLoviatar Trying to find the garage in Langford, so far it's not working out
CantWearHats: Heather is speaking my language haha
PhoenixShaman: @LunarJade best shoulder devil
beowuuf: @theymerLoviatar they've left, travelling to the area. silas was trying ot use street view to find stuff, and almost bestial failed. or was offered it to succeed otherwise
JadedCynic: @theymerLoviatar they've gotten more info on the 'blood alchemy lab' location, and they're trying to drive around and find it...
teaandcharcoal: watch cam's next roll be a bestial failure
theymerLoviatar: Ah, found Silas's Path
Jakelope13: We already totaled the last van with a Messy Critical, would a Bestial Failure just result in flaming wreckage?
JacobBurgessVO: @vampiresnvino Hahahahahahaha! Of course. Hello Jason! Thank you for coming by. Very cool to have you.
Random_Factor_: Oliver gets the BF, turns into a bat-winged yeti, and starts eating the neighborhood.
Omthebox: huh
mtvcdm: Silas bestial failure to Google Street View would have been amazing
SK__Ren: More like a Druid really
SaxPython: Silas knows Billiam's Lot
StarWarsTHX1138: Oliver I'm like a cleric.... ahhhh ok
accountmadeforants: Oh dear, healers and Tremere don't mesh well
ihlendrax: Hi @vampiresnvino! Fancy seeing you here. Welcome in!
Omthebox: I could see Oliver introducing himself to vampires as a cleric
Drasvin: Oliver is good at remembering things
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Omthebox: new socks
A_Dub888: Walmart: Always Low Prices, also Vampires
theymerLoviatar: Do the automatic doors open for vampires, is the question
mtvcdm: Oh crap it's in the backroom. Dangit we're trying to pull freight.
JadedCynic: walmart isn't like starbucks - they're not on every corner
LunarJade: Used to go to Walmart late at night with friends
vellebastet: Haaa
Drasvin: Late night Wal-Mart, where all the supernatural goes shopping.
JadedCynic: the kine can even freak out kindred sometimes :D
GhostValv: @LunarJade relatable
Random_Factor_: I wonder how many Ventrue are in Walmart's corprate structure...
PhoenixShaman: phraseing
vellebastet: ADAM
Omthebox: I used to have to go to Walmart at 5am because I worked the graveyard shift
Simriel: Me and my best mate used to go to late night Tesco
Simriel: cause it was always hilarious
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
Omthebox: I was the weird Walmart shopper
JadedCynic: d'aww
mtvcdm: I've.... dealt with many a college kid with nothing to do but be at Walmart.
Lusunati: That is an exciting sentence
JadedCynic: oliver set the bar too low, but he's gracious about it
mtvcdm: A couple days ago a college kid asked me if he could ride on my pallet jack. By the time he finished asking he'd already had one foot on it.
Omthebox: that sounds like a threat
accountmadeforants: If I get some duplicate names I can trade them in for a foil one.
JadedCynic: hey is for horses
compuNIC: damn it oliver
corianderd: crunt
EnoTheTonberry: Language!
themlin: mall wart!
LunarJade: I can’t wait to re roll my dumb luck stat
Mathonwy: Oliver... They were listing their lineage.
vellebastet: mall ward
Simriel: This sounds so much like a huge tesco I know in glasgow
CantWearHats: wall mart paul cop
Simriel: Top of a hill, with mcdonalds opposite near a roundabout
Leonhart321: @CantWearHats lrrPAUL lrrSIG
JadedCynic: @Simriel yup
PhoenixShaman: oh hey sounds like where i grew up
Drasvin: Ah, the Barrens
compuNIC: @Drasvin Oi Chummer, different punk setting
Simriel: @JadedCynic You said that as if you know the one I mean XD
Zandivya: there's always a McDonald's opposite the Walmart. Even if there's one in the walmart
Juliamon: Isn't it usually a Subway in the Walmart?
Juliamon: Or is that regional?
EnoTheTonberry: Marge Sees the Unseen
teaandcharcoal: @Juliamon Depends. we used to have a mcdonalds but it died in the pandini
Simriel: Someone has Broken Bad here
Omthebox: that's what I say about my apartment
Drasvin: @Juliamon Depends on the Wal-mart. Some have Subway. Others have McDonalds
Sarah_Serinde: @Juliamon Always a mcdonalds where I am
vellebastet: There's a McD in a walmart near where I live
EnoTheTonberry: This is when Oliver Became Heisenberg
PhoenixShaman: yup so inconspicuous
saucemaster5000: welcome to langford, enjoy our meth lab vibe
StarWarsTHX1138: I have a subway in one and a McDonalds in the other near me
corianderd: Jacob that was a BASH DOT ORG JOKE
corianderd: oops caps
Simriel: @EnoTheTonberry He does illegal joinery?
PhoenixShaman: just a normal every day wizard van
EnoTheTonberry: But does this place have a Princess Auto?
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
JacobBurgessVO: @corianderd Did I make it? Did you make it? I missed it. Was it good?
Omthebox: thay feel when your pinky clips the capslock button
teaandcharcoal: oh man, i just realized vampires usually can't visit costco since they often close early ;-;
Solid_Fuel: snack?
LunarJade: Stay in the van. Jessica: nope
Simriel: I thought Cameron was about to say "What is the correct procedure for Walmart"
Omthebox: yell really loud
corianderd: @JacobBurgessVO yeah cameron said it and you looked confused
JadedCynic: @Simriel dad's family is from dorset, but yeah, other family in Wembley so...yeah
iris_of_ether: @corianderd I'm helping! http://bash.org/?104383
JacobBurgessVO: @corianderd Ohhhhhh! I'm still confused. I will google it.
TXC2: time for a shopping montage?
theymerLoviatar: Leave the radio on and crack a window
EnoTheTonberry: Apparently there is a Princess Auto on Langford Parkway. Maybe we'll get a Beej Cameo :P
Drasvin: For non-emergencies, I would imagine you could use the Camarilla's courier system to contact Quinn. Would be slow though
NicoTheSly: Don't leave your children in a car :P
JacobBurgessVO: @corianderd This website hurts my eyes.
Omthebox: that's how you know it's old
saucemaster5000: marge starts trying to control silas by pulling his hair halfway through watching Ratatouille
Juliamon: it's literally from the 90's, Jacob
JacobBurgessVO: @Juliamon That'll do it.
JadedCynic: @NicoTheSly sing on windshield "they are comfortable, a/c is on, they have drinks; also it's the middle of the night - no emergency"
mtvcdm: Jessica's in the movie dump bin sorting through copies of American Pie, Legend of the Guardians and Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
Omthebox: eye pain is like peeling paint but for old websites I stead of old cars and houses
LiveFaust: Same with Titanic and Fiddler on the Roof. First tape: happy ending!
PhoenixShaman: fun fact in the battle charge sequence each cut gibson has a different weapon in hand
peregrinerose: @mtvcdm there's a copy of The Postman in there.
teaandcharcoal: @NicoTheSly Seeing a middle aged man and two other adults in a van with that kind of sign... lmao
EnoTheTonberry: Jo buys all the pixar movies
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DeM0nFiRe: idk why there was already a legitimate shopping account but there was
saucemaster5000: Braveheart edited for seniors -- "didn't that movie used to have a war in it?"
theymerLoviatar: Jessica should find Oliver a vampire movie at Walmart, for educational purposes
EnoTheTonberry: Twilight or Blade?
PharaohBender27: @theymerLoviatar tqsLOL
PhoenixShaman: interview with a vampire
Omthebox: was hotel Transylvania out in 2017
theymerLoviatar: @Omthebox if it was, this
JadedCynic: Jordan: "Okay, remember to breathe, flush up those cheeks...I can do this"
TXC2: saucemaster5000 removing the battles would make the movie more historically accurate :p
Drasvin: At a certain blood potency, you can only feed on vampires (I think. I'm more familiar with Chronicles of Darkness than World of Darkness)
TXC2: Omthebox the first movie's from 2012
JadedCynic: @EnoTheTonberry "The Little Vampire"
Omthebox: oh wow
TXC2: mtvcdm shockingly not shit movie
Lysander_salamander: Would be kind of funny if they ran into one of the werewolves, just trying to do his own shopping.
Omthebox: the vineet of time once again obfuscates it's passing. movies be old yo
accountmadeforants: Oh yeah, I watched that Abraham Lincoln movie. That's the one with the wooden bridge just spectacularly exploding, no?
mtvcdm: There's probably someone in the bathroom. Nobody looks in there.
mtvcdm: That's where people go to rip tags off of stuff.
FlamingSpipernado: i so hope jessica doesn't get a messy failure and drink the blood of someone with meth in their system lrrSPOOP
mtvcdm: Oh people do fall asleep in Walmart bathrooms
accountmadeforants: Ah yeah, it wasn't just a wooden bridge, it was train tracks, they were driving a train across and it became on fire.
mtvcdm: Walmart bathrooms have... adventures.
Omthebox: Sandman was my favorite perk in fallout 3
JadedCynic: @Lysander_salamander tje lupine's in electronics, shoplifting. Awkward and hides from Jordan, even if she sees him
mowdownjoe: Honorable sudoku...
LunarJade: I’m much more into Picross
Lysander_salamander: :D
Random_Factor_: Academics Seduction: Sudoku roll
JadedCynic: this is just an average middle of the night in an average walmart
Drasvin: Can preferred feeding type change? In mechanics terms, that is.
SK__Ren: How late? Fitting rooms tend to close overnight (Works at walmart)
EnoTheTonberry: Imagine a Walmart with an open changing room.
valravenapocalypse: @random_factor_ ROCK HARD SUDOKU
mtvcdm: 'Eh, screw it, feel cute might feed later'
Omthebox: yes what does beauty do statistically
compuNIC: I used to work night shift at a walmart. this seems very normal
PhoenixShaman: late night walmarts sound a lot like late night motorway service stations in the UK
saucemaster5000: anyone remember the insane mario picross commercial which claimed it would make your head massive?
niccus: walmart is a very whelming sort of place
matthaus_c: @valravenapocalypse pounded in the brain by chiseled ramrod hard sudoku
LunarJade: I worked at a Walmart for 2 years.. three different departments
JacobBurgessVO: @Drasvin Preferred feeding type helps provide some perks at Character creation, but is otherwise a character descriptor of PREFERED method of feeding. There are not penalties for not feeding that way.
JadedCynic: @PhoenixShaman think combo of that and a tesco's
ihlendrax: Unless you’re a Ventrue. Then the dietary restrictions are a problem.
PhoenixShaman: yess
Omthebox: They're going to be talking their coworkers ears off s out this for years
TXC2: Right chat I'm off
PharaohBender27: Goodnight, @TXC2 !
TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming LRR
JacobBurgessVO: @TXC2 Good night!
accountmadeforants: <:-)
iris_of_ether: <|:)
Omthebox: have fun TXC2
beowuuf: night txc2
mtvcdm: This absolutely sounds like late night at my store once in a while. Eventually someone might look over at Jess feeding and go '...goddamn college kids', maybe think about calling a manager but not actually do it.
mowdownjoe: {}{}{}{}
JadedCynic: B{)
JadedCynic: ---'--<@
mtvcdm: (source: 15 years, most of them in unloading but started out on 3rd shift)
JadedCynic: that's it, just take me back to the USENET in the 90s B)
Omthebox: Must have gone to Walmart
NicoTheSly: Marge will be fine, just give them some socks.
mtvcdm: Quinn doesn't say stuff he doesn't feel like he needs to say
themlin: huge dunk on Oliver out of nowhere holy crap
Fragged_Templar: @themlin quinn was talking about Marge
EnoTheTonberry: Oliver is Learnding
compuNIC: Jacob - getting caught up on old rules when doing a new system is very relatable. happens in my shadowrun game
Fragged_Templar: asking if Marge is a liability that needs to go away
JacobBurgessVO: I still mess that up in my home games.
matthaus_c: Jacob: "damn, 20 years' got hands"
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
themlin: por que no les dos
Fragged_Templar: true
illuviel: (back for a bit even if I missed a chunk. Ohgood, they made it out of the basement)
hyralt: Marge is so great
SK__Ren: Pilates?
SaxPython: where do you work/at a button factory
jdr_42: Jordan left them alone for 5 minutes…
JadedCynic: good boi, Silas lrrHEART
saucemaster5000: that's 5 min too long
Drasvin: But we learned on a previous session that vampires still need to work.
Omthebox: Work does suck
SK__Ren: eww
teaandcharcoal: @illuviel Yeah, they went to the area where the garage is and Jo is shopping.
Solid_Fuel: ewww
PhoenixShaman: Marg talks in 3rd person
themlin: right now their work is to suck
accountmadeforants: Wait, Marge knows they have bills now?
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear :D
mtvcdm: Silas
beowuuf: ohno
BusTed: rayfkWelp
compuNIC: oh no!
SaxPython: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
PhoenixShaman: oops
EnoTheTonberry: Uh oh
Drasvin: You ask the Malk to learn "Everything"
Leonhart321: Whoops
Sparkap: Oh no
Fragged_Templar: oppsie
mtvcdm: Why did you say everything
PhoenixShaman: wrong answer
JadedCynic: Marge sees things from the outside, and sees more, but has trouble knowing their OWN perspective anymore
SaxPython: Marge reads the entirety of Wikipedia to Silas
saucemaster5000: marge curls like a finger on a monkey's paw
JadedCynic: Good Job, Silas, you broke the Oracle! ;)
Fragged_Templar: @SaxPython hahahah yes
Omthebox: Silas has done a Silas again
Random_Factor_: Marge is going to be compiling for awhile I guess.
AveryCorvus: Could be worse. Marge could explain *everything* to Silas as if they had the Dementation power. Let Silas see the world like they do.
Random_Factor_: Have fun with the walking blue screen I guess.
SaxPython: @fragged_templar FBtouchdown
NicoTheSly: Marge is definately haunted.
Jakelope13: I am waiting for Marge to produce an unearthly noise, like something that should not be able to be produced with human vocal chords
peregrinerose: lrrCIRCLE_SG everything is fine
Fragged_Templar: @JacobBurgessVO is the language scandinavian?
SaxPython: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
Ignatiuspants: (do it! roll for the ancient tongue!)
illuviel: @teaandcharcoal Thx!
accountmadeforants: seabatBRAIN time
Leonhart321: That's a big if
mowdownjoe: MESSY CRIT!
Omthebox: just get like 4 messy crits
compuNIC: oh Cameron. so full of hope
jdr_42: Messy crit!
illuviel: yes
jdr_42: vtmMessycrit vtmMessycrit vtmMessycrit
SaxPython: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
compuNIC: oh dear
PharaohBender27: MESS-Y CRIT!
mtvcdm: YES
DeM0nFiRe: Never didnt have it
CantWearHats: YEAH BOI
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear :D
teaandcharcoal: YESS!
Ignatiuspants: messy crit!!
PhoenixShaman: WOOOOOOOOO
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs PogChamp lunarj1Fangs
LunarJade: Yes!!!
NimrodXIV: heck
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
EnoTheTonberry: Messy as Hecc
airylan: oh no
themlin: make it messy
xantos69: Awesome Cam. Let me get my popcorn.
Omthebox: we did it !
BusTed: :)
FlamingSpipernado: yesss
Shadowsoflife: What is he rolling for?
zed_alpha: Bleh!
hyralt: MESSY CRIT
matthaus_c: I love dice
Solid_Fuel: holy s¤!"#!!
Simriel: 0 sessions without a messy crit :P
mtvcdm: e v e r y t h i n g
saucemaster5000: now silas learns EVERYTHING
JadedCynic: man, we STILL have a messy crit TO SPARE
beowuuf: cameron was trying sooooo hard to not draw agro
Random_Factor_: So it really REALLY happens. Messily.
albatros064: yass
NicoTheSly: Perfect timing
Drasvin: Mess-y Crit on a mental check
PharaohBender27: Mess-y crit! (clap) Mess-y crit! (clap)
illuviel: messy *7* crit .. nothing exceeds like success
mowdownjoe: Eino-chan!
matthaus_c: eno-chan!
mtvcdm: Silas has learned too much
JadedCynic: ENOCHIAN
accountmadeforants: Eno-chan!
Leonhart321: BOOOOO
SaxPython: Pinnochio-an
Sarah_Serinde: Ahaha
BusTed: seabatClap
iris_of_ether: Eno-chan!
beowuuf: lrrWOW
Unas84: NOOOOO
hyralt: NOOOOOOO
DeM0nFiRe: NotLikeThis
ElissenRedux: Nooooooo
PhoenixShaman: NO!
CantWearHats: gaaaah
matthaus_c: JACOB
Omthebox: you butt
Solid_Fuel: Noooo
iris_of_ether: JACOB
mtvcdm: Jaxob needs time to compile this one
Drasvin: Is it already that time?
saucemaster5000: the cliffhanger!
compuNIC: wooo! encore!
illuviel: oof haha
Valthek: Gaaaah! JACOB!
Icebox_Blues: lrrSPOOP
Mr_Whyt: cliffhanger!!!
Anaerin: I *knew* that was coming.
StarWarsTHX1138: OH NO
Sparkap: Silas discovers that his Antedilluvian is Saulot and a third eye opens in his forehead
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahahaha yes
Unas84: Jacsob, why do you do this to us!?
Simriel: Why do you speak Enochian now! Where did you learn it
philippekav: the ancient tongue of atlantis !!
EnoTheTonberry: Dang it Adam, don't drop it :<
SaxPython: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
lirazel64: Oof.
StarWarsTHX1138: I need more
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
matthaus_c: SO RUDE
mtvcdm: !patreon
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Simonark: Dis Content.
vellebastet: Aaawwww
Sheikun07: You lovely, lovely monster
peregrinerose: amazing, thank you!!!!!
JadedCynic: Silas gets to know Everything™ :D
jdr_42: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Ignatiuspants: oh! gosh!
Omthebox: I am very displeased
miniMacGuru: Illegal cliffhanger alert!
Jakelope13: The tease!
Wiliart: AAAHHHHHH, I do not want to hang that cliff.
snowb0und: This episode had such ADHD energy
corianderd: infinite suffering
vellebastet: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
smolfoxbigears: Amazing show as always, can't wait for next week
Forgotten_Sanity: lrrSHINE
Random_Factor_: Why do so many messy crits happen around these vans? It's never safe by the vans.
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Fangs lrrSHINE lunarj1Fangs lrrSHINE lunarj1Fangs lrrSHINE
saucemaster5000: this gon be a long week
accountmadeforants: Oh yeah, the messy crit is that Eno-chan gets dropped again :(
theymerLoviatar: already turning my volume down for the next Adam jumpscare
Fragged_Templar: mmmmmmmm, deliciousdelicious cliffhanger
EnoTheTonberry: That is cruel
compuNIC: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
serramarkov: Oh, no!
DeM0nFiRe: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
KevlarGiraffe: v--v
iris_of_ether: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Drasvin: v--v
matthaus_c: @corianderd but you KNOW what happened >:(
Leonhart321: First of all, how dare you. Second, what gives you the right?
Anaerin: Silas gets to know Everything, Everywhere, just now.
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
beowuuf: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Solid_Fuel: lunarj1Fangs
teaandcharcoal: v----v
PharaohBender27: Cheer150 Mess-y crit! Mess-y crit!
Juliamon: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Solid_Fuel: v--v
accountmadeforants: (㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ)
Sarah_Serinde: Leonhart321 Storyteller rights :D
illuviel: blehhh! V--V
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: This is always so good. @JacobBurgessVO @corianderd @LunarJade @Seabats thank you so much. This is amazing and inspiring work.
StarWarsTHX1138: at least
EnoTheTonberry: Dang it Adam, with the Black Mage joke
StarWarsTHX1138: YES
beowuuf: yet little to no bestial failures
iris_of_ether: Yes...
Simonark: 4 down, 4 to go.
SaxPython: #Spoilers
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah Adam sure spoil it
Omthebox: Why did you let Jacob end there Adam
vellebastet: Very good, very good
zed_alpha: blehhh! v--v
BusTed: Tune in next week!
frnknstn: lunarj1Fangs
JacobBurgessVO: DO it
Unas84: noooo, shush!
themlin: silas brain esplodes
mowdownjoe: No spoilers!
Leonhart321: YES
matthaus_c: DO IT
ArkhamArchivist: Yes
Omthebox: yes I would
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Solid_Fuel: no adam...
StarWarsTHX1138: No.....
SaxPython: lol
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
accountmadeforants: Does Eno-chan get dropped, Adam?
teaandcharcoal: lmao
serramarkov: No!
beowuuf: LOL
GhostValv: no spoilies :)
Unas84: lmao
Capt_clown: rhiSweat rhiSweat
compuNIC: make something up Adam!
JadedCynic: LUL
gnyrinn: Adam, you deserved more for the composure, subter-fugue pun than you got.
Ignatiuspants: Adam, did you level up into the bat thing between sessions 4 and 5?
zed_alpha: Make something up, Savidan!
beowuuf: do you want to know? well me too
Mr_Dirty: Make up lies
matthaus_c: make something up! ANYTHING
teaandcharcoal: "and then silas's head exploded"
zed_alpha: We'll believe you, we're all troglodytes!
JadedCynic: WHALE PLAID ADAM SeemsGood
Jakelope13: "Would you like me to spoil that for you?" "Yes!" "Too bad!"
matthaus_c: fuck yeah
illuviel: "What do you want to know?" Forbidden knowledge direct cortex-to-cortex transfer
TotallyNotaBeholder: The Walmart... Implodes!
themlin: no spoilers adam
matthaus_c: fuck walmart
Omthebox: Cool
corianderd: @LunarJade awesome work
Mr_Whyt: from ukraine
mtvcdm: That would have come at the end of the taping day. So Jacob had all night to come up with this one.
EnoTheTonberry: Dang Americans
Random_Factor_: Bigfoot comes out of Walmart.
SaxPython: :(
saucemaster5000: that escalated quickly
Leonhart321: Oh, so Cam gets to roll up his Dave and Busters vamp then
Spades_Slicc: The messy crit is Silas figuring out Lure of Flames
beowuuf: silas's head comes off and flies around like a bat due to The Language
AveryCorvus: Do you want to cube that?
CantWearHats: Bigfoot was flying the jet
xantos69: Why does it have to be an American jet?
wench_tacular: sounds plausible
GhostValv: not again D:
zed_alpha: @JacobBurgessVO this has to be canon in the third season
Omthebox: I didn't know Silas had missle blood sorcerery
NimrodXIV: lol
BusTed: What a twist.
smolfoxbigears: Adam I have to say, I really appreciated your thorn pun at the start
saucemaster5000: LIBERATION!
SaxPython: oh no Whidbey Island
iris_of_ether: 40 Days of Darkness, XTREME
Unas84: Oliver would LOVE that movie!
Sheikun07: That actually sounds amazing
Solid_Fuel: well, what can you do...
Mr_Dirty: Do you want to put that in the box?
Myrniss: Is this the Night Core i've been hearing about?
ArkhamArchivist: Do you want to Cube that?
Capt_clown: enigmaNotes enigmaNotes enigmaNotes
PharaohBender27: Ah yes, the legend of the famed Columbian Vampire Battalion
Sarah_Serinde: mtvcdm That's assuming that they only filmed one episode that day and that Jacob needed that time
Simonark: So you all turn into talking horses and go to New York to live the Broadway dream when Cthulhu turns up in a tutu and a three piece suit?
themlin: blood missile
JadedCynic: thank you for this improvisation, Adam! <3
EnoTheTonberry: Good Sesh
zed_alpha: can someone quote that for Adam?
Sparkap: This is not the spin-off I expected from this show, tbh
vellebastet: lrrHEART seabatClap lrrHEART seabatClap
CanvasWolfDoll: chronocle 3, then? i'd watch it
xantos69: Cheer50 Thanks for the amazing stream!!!!
Random_Factor_: Next time on World War V
JacobBurgessVO: Jump that shark
Simriel: Where we ever ON the rails?
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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zed_alpha: nothing jumps the shark if you *are* the shark
Sarah_Serinde: !store
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accountmadeforants: We'll see you again... in Not A Drop To Drink: Vampfinity War
Omthebox: the missle shark
Sarah_Serinde: youtube.com/lrrtt
StarWarsTHX1138: Cheer100 TY!!!!
iris_of_ether: lunarj1Fangs SabaPing lunarj1Fangs
Capt_clown: What skill would you need to be able to ride a moose into battle though?
Mr_Dirty: He did not cube it
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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compuNIC: Thank you Jacob and all the players!
JacobBurgessVO: Thank you for watching everyone!
iris_of_ether: HUH
Ignatiuspants: every episode of this campaign is the best!
PhoenixShaman: @Capt_clown animal ken?
Leonhart321: Of course they did
GhostValv: huh...
vellebastet: They WHAT
SaxPython: @solid_fuel lrrSHINE lunarj1Fangs thanks for the gift sub lunarj1Fangs lrrSHINE
Thandres: not quite
TheMerricat: The franchise that will never end fate stay night
corianderd: not yet
Omthebox: free more weeks
JadedCynic: thanks for guiding all the fun @JacobBurgessVO lrrSHINE
corianderd: it's a good season tho
PMAvers: Oh right, the cooking anime that’s better than the main series I think?
accountmadeforants: I'm surprised Adam hasn't watched any of the Fate stuff, given how much he likes terrible things happening to main characters.
Decaped: made in abyss is a crime against humanity
corianderd: yup me
Lysander_salamander: this was great.
mark_cimino: does aname come before anam b?
corianderd: also me
SaxPython: Deemo!?!
corianderd: me as well
Sarah_Serinde: We get Angel on CDHC I believe
Simonark: Across the Obelisk is... really good. I've been playing it while watching. I never do that.
mtvcdm: Are we not men, we're Demeo, are we not men D-E-M-E-O
matthaus_c: Norco RULES
vellebastet: Huh
theymerLoviatar: I've heard Madison is Actually Scary
corianderd: but what if madisynn?
Lysander_salamander: Someday I want to find a far-future vampires in space game.
Omthebox: It's probably bad then
beowuuf: the camera adds ten insecurities
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Capt_clown: Madison is decent from what I've seen
matthaus_c: Fatal Frame does ONE THING and we're still paying for it decades later
JacobBurgessVO: @corianderd I'd, like, totally play that.
ElissenRedux: @corianderd with a y but not where you think
JacobBurgessVO: It's not where you think.
Drasvin: There's 8 sessions, right?
BusTed: I also recently watched that episode.
Sarah_Serinde: Drasvin plus 0, yes
CantWearHats: bigfoot defected?
duckace11: wow house of lies starting super early
beowuuf: bigfoot teaches protean
matthaus_c: is bigfoot blurry
rosesmcgee: Takes a bullet for bigfoot
Wiliart: Finale session with the whole party?
corianderd: no one expected love on the battlefield
illuviel: Sgt Squatch!
JacobBurgessVO: I'm cubing all of this.
vellebastet: lrrHEART seabatClap
JacobBurgessVO: Good night everyone!
DentedPockets subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 69 months!
DentedPockets: The one year!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, DentedPockets! (Today's storm count: 73)
Ignatiuspants: goodnight!
matthaus_c: Yasssferatu
compuNIC: good night!
PhoenixShaman: night @JacobBurgessVO
Solid_Fuel: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Sparkap: Good night @JacobBurgessVO
Capt_clown: Thanks for a great game & a wonderful stream lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Wiliart: Night Night Jacob.
beowuuf: night jacob! thanks again for storytelling!
Fragged_Templar: good night
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Simonark: Maybesferatu
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theymerLoviatar: night Jacob!
beowuuf: lrrSHINE
leondebowa: @Drasvin Thanks for the gift sub!
DeM0nFiRe: nice
Lysander_salamander: Have a good afternoon everyone!
matthaus_c: THChrist
Sheikun07: CLIP THAT
matthaus_c: the holy weed
PharaohBender27: Return of the bob?
PharaohBender27: *dob?
saucemaster5000: incredible
MrSarkhan: Adam pls
BusTed: benginO7
JadedCynic: o7
Leonhart321: o7
Solid_Fuel: 07
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: that was such an Adam move, i love it
Unas84: well, that's a nice ending for the highlights XD
compuNIC: o7
KaleidoscopeMind: adam too stronk
beowuuf: o7
StarWarsTHX1138: o7
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: o7
GhostValv: benginO7
Sheikun07: o7
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART benginO7
Drasvin: o7
theymerLoviatar: o7
cmdrelk: 7o
zed_alpha: o7
accountmadeforants: benginO7
PharaohBender27: kates7
PhoenixShaman: o7
serramarkov: o7
Leonhart321: Night all
LostThePirate: o7
beowuuf: thanks and night!
MyrddintheWizard: o7
matthaus_c: benginO7
A_Dub888: benginO7
ImmortalLen: o7
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Fangs lrrSHINE lunarj1Fangs
TheAntiEnemy: o7
NimrodXIV: oh seven
Capt_clown: enigma7
LadyDKat: o7
illuviel: Thank you, all!
LunarJade: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Solid_Fuel: thanks for another episode
MyrddintheWizard: lrrHEART lrrSHINE
Solid_Fuel: see you all in the comments on tuesday
SaxPython: lrrSHINE lunarj1Fangs lrrSHINE
beowuuf: oh god it just took me ten minutes to realise the madisynn joke wasn't a gaming joke but from this week's she-hulk. i clearly need sleep. night!