SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs lrrSHINE lunarj1Fangs
SaxPython: actually this probably doesn't have vampires CoolCat lrrSHINE CoolCat
SAJewers: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Everyday♪ Today’s MENU for EMIYA Family) at Sun 04:00 PM PDT (12s from now).
GapFiller: eyyy Fate Stay Night
GapFiller: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG jlrrCooltunes jlrrCooltunes jlrrCooltunes
SaxPython: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSHINE
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Rhythm Café is back with a delicious meal. Time for Everyday♪ Today's MENU for EMIYA Family! 📷 ||
mtvcdm: Oh, the Rhythm Cafe finally starts serving food now.
mtvcdm: The city aldermen finally called us out on that.
Mischievous_Catgeist: hiya everyone
SaxPython: lrrSHINE
SaxPython: hi @Mischievous_Catgeist
TheDailyMapleSyrup: mermyLove
Mischievous_Catgeist: lrrSHINE GlitchCat
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NomenNeminis: Happy Rhythm Tuesday, everyone!
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SaxPython: lrrSHINE
DaxStrife: Time?
SaxPython: Heather summoning her inner Adam
SAJewers: 🛌
BusTed: Creeeeak
Mischievous_Catgeist: but i have kitty cuddles and wanna nap
patbaer: the anime version of this game is the only version of FATE I've ever actually watched.
mtvcdm: That chair is releasing its juices.
DaxStrife: Was anyone else expecting the chair to snap and Ian to just tumble backwards?
patbaer: Today's Menu is super cute and you don't have to know anything about the MANY Fate shows
NomenNeminis: I think you stand a fair bit on some TTSFs, right? Especially the cooking ones.
SaxPython: apparently its a normal day today
mtvcdm: You have to use all parts of the music's pelt, to show respect for its sacrifice.
GapFiller: Ian pronounced the all caps in EMIYA so thats not nothin
DaxStrife: Maybe try a slide-whistle instead of a scream for the SingsNote ?
Mischievous_Catgeist: glurp
SaxPython: i think most choose La for a music note, but Aaaaah is an acceptable substitute
NomenNeminis: That's tempo, not time signature, Ian.
mtvcdm: So.... all this food we're about to make, are we just feeding it to Kirby?
frozenphoenix7: @mtvcdm Canonically, it's more likely all being fed to anime girl King Arthur
SaxPython: Nailed It
mtvcdm: But Kirby's right there
frozenphoenix7: It's...a lot
PMAvers: That's the best place to look it up.
NomenNeminis: @mtvcdm Oh, gosh, are the Glurpers just what happens to Kirby after he eats too much food and then gets beat up (by a bundle)?
voslan: But have you played Melty Blood?
mtvcdm: Yes. This is actually a 4-panel comic strip we're looking at.
patbaer: Today's Menu answers the question: what if everything was nice and people just ate good food
PMAvers: So is Neco Arc in this one?
voslan: You would dig the Nerc-Arc Ian
Brozard: Classic rhythm game Fate/Stay
KeytarCat: Leagu of Legends?
voslan: Neco-Arc*
NomenNeminis: Heather talking about fighting by summoning heroes? I just flashed back to Ghostwatch2016!
KeytarCat: Not onepiece, Fate
KeytarCat: :P
SaxPython: more Kirby
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: Maybe if you used ALL of your legs...
Brozard: *to the Junes theme* "Everyday Young Life, Fate/Stay Night"
neisan2112: That Aniplex sound is burned into my brain
frozenphoenix7: 7 mages are chosen to fight for the The Holy Grail and summon a historical/mythical figure of legend as "Servants" to fight for them. That was approximately 4% meaning to the currently being experienced Fate product.
Earthenone: @Brozard thats what i heard in my head looking at the title :P
Brozard: Glad I wasn't the only one @Earthenone
SquareDotCube: or turn them around
SaxPython: but is it kosher? lunarj1Fangs
mtvcdm: Oh my god, there's the logo of some Canadian comedy troupe staring me in the face *right now*
NomenNeminis: I love to look for logos in TV/movies to see what fake ones (or not!) they've made.
GapFiller: !badadvice
adept_nekomancer: This all looks very relaxing
SaxPython: lol
SquareDotCube: Snapchat, for the foodies that remain out there
KeytarCat: I get my stuff from a BYOContainer place, so my labels aren't even for the right products half the time
SaxPython: slide into those chef dms
NomenNeminis: !advice
LRRbot: You can toggle the glasses setting at any time.
SaxPython: Boil water? Not yet.
NomenNeminis: The lowercase "g" looks odd in that font to me
NomenNeminis: I think because the descender doesn't...descend
NomenNeminis: Sorry, Ian.
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Evochron13: i wasn't expecting this
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BusTed: It could be no other voice.
yalc321: This is a good first entry of the FAte series to watch to get into it right? LUL
Mischievous_Catgeist: !badadvice
adept_nekomancer: The traditional post-violence soba
Mischievous_Catgeist: murder pawns not prawns
NomenNeminis: Learning to cook by starting with the deep fryier is a great idea! Kappa
NomenNeminis: *fryer
Mischievous_Catgeist: wok in the park sergePun
yalc321: @NomenNeminis Deep Fryer san is hungry. Feed her a 20 lb bag of ice
SaxPython: @mischievous_catgeist FBtouchdown
mtvcdm: !crossover
LRRbot: If there hasn't been an Assassin's Creed game set here, there will be soon enough.
NomenNeminis: @NomenNeminis Agh! I physically retreated a little at that.
SaxPython: !kt
LRRbot: The Crew are getting into WH40K Kill Team! ┤ Ben: Adeptus Custodes ║ Cameron: Chaos Traitor Guard ║ Cori: Aeldari Harlequins ║ Ian: Tau Pathfinders + Stealth Suits ║ Jacob: Orkz ├ Full lists are at
NomenNeminis: They call it a "vein" to be polite, I think.
mtvcdm: I wager you these recipes are just gonna be... available, in the game somewhere.
DaxStrife: Oh no, this is going to give Ian ideas for TTSF.
CururuGuasu: You can play this again on TTSF
Mysticman89: apparently you need a degree in marine biology to make this dish
Earthenone: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:20 PM
SaxPython: @earthenone FBtouchdown
yalc321: The Mud vein. Not a vein and not filled with mud LUL
adept_nekomancer: Is this a cookbook disguised as a game?
mtvcdm: This is a spinoff, Julie
sugarsh0t: oh my god is this a fate cooking rhythm game
sugarsh0t: jesus christ
mtvcdm: Sure is
NomenNeminis: Welcome, sugarsh0t
Mysticman89: remember for the test later
mtvcdm: We haven't done the actual rhythm yet.
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sugarsh0t: the number of spinoffs from this franchise are accelerating the heat death of the universe
sugarsh0t: oh my god @yalc321 you are unstoppable, thank you
CururuGuasu: Where’s my Alton Brown rhythm game?
yalc321: @sugarsh0t #1 source of entropy
NomenNeminis: @CururuGuasu Yes, please!
yalc321: @sugarsh0t (boop)
mugulord: is this game supposed to teach cooking? That looks like a normal recipe
mtvcdm: Become close to knife
SquareDotCube: also balled fist, good safety detail
NomenNeminis: It would be ridiculous, but I kinda wanted Saber to just use her normal sword for this.
CanvasWolfDoll: @sugarsh0t and yet, as far as i can tell, there still hasn't ben an official english release of the original vn
SquareDotCube: how ominous
KeytarCat: This isn't synced to the music, is it
mtvcdm: game, if you are secretly a mobile game
CanvasWolfDoll: ah, so type moon are cowards then
BusTed: Stardew fishing.
sugarsh0t: "ha ha ha do not be silly, global advertising market, what is this 'pornography' you speak of?"
adept_nekomancer: I'm worried about how the water in this pot is fluctuating.
NomenNeminis: This is feeling closer to Cook, Serve, Delicious than a rhythm game atm. I'll wait until tutorial is over, though.
mtvcdm: You are number done
SaxPython: now this is podracing
SquareDotCube: total score
Mysticman89: but you eprfected everything
adept_nekomancer: Maximum noodle hearts!
yalc321: @sugarsh0t Sex obviously doesn't exist in Japan, look at their birth rate
sugarsh0t: p a r d o n
CururuGuasu: Is a puzzlement
yalc321: Studio Ghibli food!
kusinohki: you found a jiggy! 89 more to defeat grunty??
KeytarCat: This game has me at a loss for words
CururuGuasu: Now the eating game?
Ignatiuspants: next Saturday? ooh
SaxPython: PogChamp lrrSHINE PogChamp
sugarsh0t: would really like to put my enoki in her dashi if you know what i mean
Manae: Deep frying in studio B?
mtvcdm: Oh right, Regular Crispy Day. It always jumps right up at you.
Ignatiuspants: I'll start singing crispy carols!
BusTed: tqsSmug
adept_nekomancer: How is there not an eating rhythm component?
mugulord: prolonged unfocused eye contact
mtvcdm: Of course not, Ian, it's daytime.
Earthenone: i always remember regular crispy day, its when i was born :)
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs
PMAvers: Food Wars kicks in the door
mtvcdm: Let's go murder a calendar!
sugarsh0t: tell me more about your slender, long noodle
kusinohki: "food so tasty, it knocked my clothes right off..."
mtvcdm: !addquote (Heather) [now] Live like a noodle! Be the noodle!
LRRbot: New quote #8225: "Live like a noodle! Be the noodle!" —Heather [2022-09-11]
sugarsh0t: tsukemen is a metaphor
SaxPython: @mtvcdm FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
NomenNeminis: I know a know a Cantonese place that serves "longevity noodles."
NomenNeminis: They're pretty good
Mischievous_Catgeist: please start with kd
mtvcdm: Eggs are forbidden technology.
GhostValv: why would you skip the oil pressing step :)
NomenNeminis: iirc, the first thing I learned to cook when I was a kid was pancakes.
kusinohki: my brain just thought of "what would an Akane (from Ranma 1/2) cooking game be like?"
NomenNeminis: Ian, does Yakuza have a cooking mini game?
junayet22: yooooo luv fate cooking
mtvcdm: Really, we've achieved the dream. We've finally made Rhythm Cafe into an actual cafe that makes food.
Manae: @kusinohki like the Karate Kid mini games from the NES
NomenNeminis: @kusinohki Doesn't matter how high your score--everything inexplicably turns out as ash.
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adept_nekomancer: "If you can stab a fish, you can cook a fish!"
NomenNeminis: Is Lancer the "People die when they are killed" character?
junayet22: oh this is just like the show
sugarsh0t: omg wait wait wait
sugarsh0t: wait
mtvcdm: By that logic.... isn't everyone in Japan from an island?
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sugarsh0t: can we teach Berserker to cook
BrowneePoints: Wow, new Genshin Update looks neat
sugarsh0t: can we PLEASE teach Berserker to cook
ArcOfTheConclave: Cu Chulainn is a very famous Irish hero
OhaiMireiya: this fish is soo fresh@
BrowneePoints: WAIT
BrowneePoints: is this a FATE game!?
Earthenone: !crossover
LRRbot: You ought to be able to run this entire level in Super Monkey Ball.
sugarsh0t: @BrowneePoints it's like carcinization
sugarsh0t: everything will be a fate game eventually
NomenNeminis: The fish was extremely fresh, but then some giant ball thing rolled up all the fish "for the Cosmos" or something. ;)
BusTed: pennyCrabgod
BrowneePoints: I KNEW I recognized the medicore character designs from somewhere!
Faulpyr: He only knows how to make those big meat on bone anime meats
NomenNeminis: I'l glad they had that comma between "cook" and "Saber."
sugarsh0t: yes because this is certainly not a franchise that wants to see Saber get hot
OhaiMireiya: the little fish grill in Japanese kitchens makes a pretty good cheese on toast
OhaiMireiya: don't tell my old host family
BrowneePoints: This game just made me realize that a Food Wars Cooking game/Visual Novel doesn't exist and I'm kinda glad
SquareDotCube: don't want to catch salmon-ella
yalc321: I've never actually consumed a single Fate media piece before and have no idea what the context of any of this is LUL
NomenNeminis: @yalc321 Same
ArcOfTheConclave: @yalc321 none of it matters
BrowneePoints: @yalc321 Long story short, European Mythos figures personified as Weapons as People
sugarsh0t: also it was a porno first
mtvcdm: I tried the first bit of Food Wars on Crunchyroll. Bounced off it. The food reactions just got way too sexual.
NomenNeminis: Sure. Let's pretend that's how julienne-ing works.
BrowneePoints: It's not worth it. I enjoyed the crap out of the first 2.5 seasons of that show(legit amazing characters) but the final half of season 3 and the 4th season are GoT levels of jumping the shark ass. @mtvcdm
sugarsh0t: more like jumping the poorly rendered digital dragon
BrowneePoints: @sugarsh0t for Food Wars?
yalc321: Ah yes, the true terror of Anime, bad CG
sugarsh0t: oh no for Fate
sugarsh0t: specifically Stay Night
voslan: Fun story about not great things while holding knives, Which working as a butcher and washing the knives, a co-worker snuck up behind me and just stood their to scary me. Super Happy i didn't accidently stab them when i got spooked.....
BrowneePoints: @sugarsh0t I never watched Fate cuz i'm not a fan of mediocre series only held up by good fight scenes
NomenNeminis: @voslan Yikes!
mtvcdm: Well, good news, Ian, there'll be a recipe
sugarsh0t: @BrowneePoints my ex was obsessed with it so it lives in my brain now
adept_nekomancer: TTSF crossover with the recipes from this game?
mtvcdm: This would be task 1 of a food anime. Make the food look good.
BrowneePoints: @sugarsh0t My condolences
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mrharrydresden: Ah heck yeah Saiba enjoy food makes my day!
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sugarsh0t: @BrowneePoints the show was way better than the relationship
BrowneePoints: However chat, if you DO want to cook good food but ignore the Softcore, there are albums of all the recipes from Food Wars in the Manga
mtvcdm: Butter: the restaurant industry's secret ingredient in pretty much everything
junayet22: they were, but only in the show LUL
Dog_of_Myth: @mtvcdm I can't believe it.
BrowneePoints: Like Jelly and Donuts!
BrowneePoints: Kappa
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Bratmon: The big 80.
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sugarsh0t: "would you help stuff my onigiri, shirou"
mrharrydresden: So when is the little gremlin and bezerka gonna show up? XD
NomenNeminis: "onigiri rice balls" reminds me of "chai tea"
PhormDjinni: Helps differentiate them from the onigiri jelly donuts lrrBEEJ
Earthenone: ahh making doughnuts?
sugarsh0t: @mrharrydresden that is literally the only thing i want from this game
sugarsh0t: i want to see Berserker make crepes for Ilya
adept_nekomancer: Only ketchup: the meal
mrharrydresden: iilya
SquareDotCube: that could be a neat challenge, cooking with ham cubes (that isn't ham and beans)
mrharrydresden: thats the gremlin I mean
sugarsh0t: Rin is not a *little* gremlin, she is a *hot mommy* gremlin and she demands respect
NomenNeminis: @adept_nekomancer Have you seen the ingredient list for ketchup?! :)
ArcOfTheConclave: Lol no
mrharrydresden: uhhhhhhh depends on the route there heather
mtvcdm: Went looking for a salmon recipe to pass along. Sooooo, rainbow salmon skewers.
BrowneePoints: A reminder that Ketchup is Tomato Compote
mrharrydresden: this is the only wholesome timeline for sakura
Mischievous_Catgeist: game payed for its self with feet
thavleifrim: whats the worst month to be named after
sugarsh0t: birthday, blood type, bust size
BrowneePoints: oh man, this just reminds me we're getting Mob Psycho Season 3 AND Chainsaw Man soon!
sugarsh0t: i bet you would, you saucy weapon
Lysander_salamander: Hello folks!
NomenNeminis: Hmm. How long until those character reference sheets start listing "shoe size"?
GDwarble: @sugarsh0t Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss?
NomenNeminis: Hi, Lysander!
adi_pie: GDwarble thank you, that was exactly what I was thinking too
Lysander_salamander: This is a Fate spinoff?
sugarsh0t: "goodness, this kitchen is so small! we'll have to crowd together and also take our clothes off"
GDwarble: @Lysander_salamander If it isn't there's a remarkable amount of copyright infringement going on :P
OhaiMireiya: I'm right here!
BrowneePoints: Artoria promptly pulls out Excalibur and stabs him to death
KeytarCat: @sugarsh0t It gets so hot in the kitchen!
BrowneePoints: also yes chat the blonde is supposed to be Arthur(Artoria) Pendragon
sugarsh0t: Narrator's voice: There was no next time.
GDwarble: They need to make these discussions more dynamic, couldn't they be, like, sword-fighting while talking about this?
Lysander_salamander: So, is this an alternate universe where instead of trying to take over the world, they get into haute cuisine?
mrharrydresden: @Lysander_salamander yup
Lysander_salamander: ok
mrharrydresden: wholesome as all get out
adept_nekomancer: "We could do large-scale conquest, but what if we just had a food instead?"
mtvcdm: Cherry blossom milk gelatin?
GDwarble: @Lysander_salamander I know this game is an...adaptation? of an anime series where it's these characters cooking, which, yeah, is a Fate spinoff.
Evochron13: that's the desert right?
NomenNeminis: It's probably tasty, but "milk gelatin" does not SOUND appetising.
sugarsh0t: if your skill level is too low at this point, does the game tell you you're not ready for this jelly
mrharrydresden: The only route where chu chu lame doesnt get destroyed XD
KeytarCat: @GDwarble I don't know why they animated the story bits when stills would contain the same energy
GDwarble: @NomenNeminis Who doesn't want chewy milk?
Evochron13: milk gelatin really good
Evochron13: it's more like a pudding/pannacotta
mtvcdm: As a Wisconsinite, we use milk for a lot of things but dessert flavor is not one of them.
NomenNeminis: @NomenNeminis Well, I DO enjoy cheese, so I guess I don't have any high ground. :)
Evochron13: that should definitely be Shurimi
Lysander_salamander: Blancmange?
Evochron13: which they mistranslated
GDwarble: "Salmon (crab sticks)" suggests some remarkable mad science at play
jacqui_lantern234: hey all you beautiful friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY
Lysander_salamander: Hello to you!
BrowneePoints: I could make Surimi from Salmon right?
LordZarano: Fake crab is pollock iirc
Evochron13: correct
BrowneePoints: USUALLY Pollock
DaxStrife: "Do nnot let it form a film. Do not allow it to be an executive producer."
BrowneePoints: but you can make "imitation crab" some several different fish flesh
Evochron13: but the Japanese don't call it immitation crab at all they strictly just call it Shurimi
Lysander_salamander: I've heard "imitation squid" is a certain part of a pig
Lysander_salamander: yay prehensile hair!
GDwarble: Does...does she have voluntary control over her cowlick?
BrowneePoints: that's a quasi racist white person thing to say @Lysander_salamander
Lysander_salamander: @BrowneePoints Ah, so that information was incorrect. Thanks for the correction.
mrharrydresden: Ahogae is the sign of a happy Saibe
GapFiller: GDwarble removing it releases her evil superpowered side
GDwarble: Ah, of *course* it's a Cooking Mama-style game
mrharrydresden: @GapFiller and also gives her a mean hankering for junk food XD
GDwarble: Not sure why I thought it was anything else
Lysander_salamander: Does the rhythm match the music?
sugarsh0t: ok i'm going away, enjoy cooking mommy <3
Boopity: @lysander_salamander I'm going to start using that instead of "Does the carpet match the drapes"
BusTed: NotLikeThis
mtvcdm: Noooooo
SaxPython: <3 <3 NotLikeThis
yalc321: @sugarsh0t o/
GapFiller: jlrrFacepalm jlrrFacepalm jlrrFacepalm lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
mrharrydresden: Beni-Enma would be furious at your poor work Saiba!
Lysander_salamander: I'm somewhat sleep deprived. Maybe I should sleep instead of engage with chat.
richard_ermen: Is...that a Fate Stay Night Rythm Game???
mtvcdm: What monster needs more than one bit to shove a sushi roll in their mouth
KeytarCat: @mtvcdm RIGHT??
RonaldMcDownload: so is this a slice-of-life AU, or is this the same Saber who stabs people with a sword?
cheshire_creeper: I don't eat sushi it doesn't seem fun to eat
SquareDotCube: Don't like cucumbers, love pickles
Boopity: @mtvcdm And you would think it would be easier to animate, too
richard_ermen: Does this one also include comedy-style dead ends?
GapFiller: RonaldMcDownload yes
GapFiller: nalvThink hmm cucumber or avocado
GapFiller: or both
KeytarCat: @cheshire_creeper I'm intrigued, what do you find fun to eat?
cheshire_creeper: Mac & Cheese
mtvcdm: Marge
cheshire_creeper: Pickles are also fun to eat. but only Yum Yum Pickles
SaxPython: basement of lies
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adept_nekomancer: Food with a lot of tentacles coming out of it. So, the Simic Slaw?
GapFiller: theres a reason they took so long to adapt Heavens Feel compared to the other routes
KeytarCat: @cheshire_creeper What makes them fun to eat? is there set criteria or just something you know when you eat it?
GapFiller: numerous reasons infact
mtvcdm: "Food", restores 1 HP
richard_ermen: Most of them due to grandpa.
mrharrydresden: poor Sakura.... *shivers*
SquareDotCube: nobody talks about Moonbase Mk V's basement.
mrharrydresden: Have fun everybody see ya another time!
richard_ermen: Moonbase MK 5 has a basement?
SaxPython: The year is 2050. recipe websites with blogs have been replaced by recipe video games. you buy the Betty Crocker backing dlc for Cooking Mama 26
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HolyHadouken: blarg?
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mtvcdm: Serve delicious curry
richard_ermen: That seems weirdly non-sequitur as a route mechanic Oo
HolyHadouken: I can only assume tropical curry involves pineapples and high humidity
BusTed: The cicadas have been in full swing this summer around these parts.
Juliamon: Either pineapple or mango
SaxPython: @busted same
SquareDotCube: 17-year cicadas were last year
richard_ermen: Tropical Curry should definitely include a trip to Okinawa
mtvcdm: Anything is pumpkin pie season if you want it badly enough
jacqui_lantern234: SAME THO IAN
Mischievous_Catgeist: i have pumpkin spice tea
Mischievous_Catgeist: and make pumpkin spice fog
OhaiMireiya: I had a pumpkin spice thick shake the other day
SaxPython: Moar Nutmeg!
DaxStrife: Pumpkin spice doughnuts are as far as I go.
OhaiMireiya: there's not a lot of pumpkin spice here in NZ though
Juliamon: I guess the coconut is the tropical?
HolyHadouken: maybe the tropical in the curry is the friends we made along the way?
sugarsh0t: ok i just got out of the shower to hear y'all talking about feeding Saber some eggplant
adept_nekomancer: Some extinct bird somewhere lays really oddly-shaped purple eggs?
Manae: The purple ones also look like eggs when they start to fruit
PMAvers: Saber's Protagonist Bun
SaxPython: @manae FBtouchdown
mtvcdm: IAN
FITorion: is she an Akane syndrome character?
SaxPython: FBtouchdown lrrSHINE FBtouchdown
BusTed: D'oh.
SaxPython: oh wow
mtvcdm: It's RAW
richard_ermen: Apparently our curry did not meet Emyia household standards??
Rogue_07 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 30 months!
Rogue_07: oh dang! literally the best Fate anime in video game form on Rhythm Cafe!
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Rogue_07: Also I just made myself curry for the week lol
Rogue_07: Sakura approved
SaxPython: <3 CurseLit CurseLit
mtvcdm: The curry is edible, perhaps
SaxPython: woah
SaxPython: harsh
frozenphoenix7: Somehow this is Shinji's fault
PMAvers: "That was edible. It was technically food."
Rogue_07: It's always Shinji's fault
Rogue_07: Lol they just spoil one of the biggest twists in the original VN
SaxPython: !blameShinji
frozenphoenix7: You're telling me a Gomoku fried this rice?
Rogue_07: Rin is very Japanese, but she's good at Chinese food
Rogue_07: I don't recall it ever being explained beyond "she just decided to"
Rogue_07: "except Shinji"
Rogue_07: I love that this is basically what a good, like, 25% of the original VM consists of
Rogue_07: You can tell that Nasu was living off of convenience store food when he wrote it
SaxPython: that's cute
SquareDotCube: you know, when your skewer your szechuan
mtvcdm: Let's just do it like always. You're always helping me cook, Sakura.
KeytarCat: That hair flip makes my neck itch
Rogue_07: Kinoko Nasu, yes
iris_of_ether: Nasu did love his food scenes
Rogue_07: Mushroom Eggplant
Xenguin47: So... from a chop to a mince?
SaxPython: the cooking music feels like a Pokemon Gym theme
KeytarCat: Is that bonus time or bonus score?
yalc321: I would not fry with teflon. Thats a yikes
KeytarCat: Says Star Time Bonus, I think
Xenguin47: I wouldn't mind not having it... but my largest wok was a present and came Teflon'd, sooo...
mtvcdm: I'm not inherently opposed to cheats in the kitchen, teflon notwithstanding.
Lithobraker: Cast iron pans are great, they can be as non stick as Teflon but are easily repaired when the coating begins to wear
Rogue_07: The curry I made has turned out very good
TheDailyMapleSyrup: the chemicals from teflon probably aren't great for you either
PMAvers: Welcome to Tinker Tailor Rhythm Beats
mtvcdm: There's a lot of cooking shows, cooking competition shows, that really drive home 'if you don't use fresh ingredients might as well not bother'... for some people they just can't do the knifework and it's either use canned or don't use the ingredient.
Rogue_07: OK, time for the best character
Rogue_07: Rin is amazing
Juliamon: as someone living in a town directly affected by a Teflon chemical producer, yeah.... they aren't great for you
Juliamon: (get fucked Saint-Gobain)
sugarsh0t: omurice is phenomenal
mtvcdm: Yeah, cast iron is not light. That's a pan that can kill you if you're whacked upside the head with it.
sugarsh0t: and it's so cheap
yalc321: I should make omurice tomorrow. I have calrose rice and eggs on hand...
mtvcdm: We've got those copper pans in our kitchen, not for any particular cooking reason but it's easier to clean.
Rogue_07: Shirou would absolutely be focused on cleaning like that
FITorion: I tried to like this Anime... but the main character is such a wet blanket I just couldn't.
yalc321: I prefer enameled pans
Rogue_07: Man was born to keep house
sugarsh0t: oh my god you two there is a WAR going on
Lithobraker: I use my cast iron for frying rice and it works pretty well, I'd use a wok but only have an electric hob and a portable induction hob.
yalc321: Oh i take it back, the only context I have for this series is that Twintails here is the quintessential Tsundere
sugarsh0t: this is why Gilgamesh is on all our money now
Rogue_07: @fitorion Shirou is actually one of my favorite characters because for all that he resembles a boring harem protagonist, he's actually a deeply traumatized individual who has found some really, really out there coping mechanisms
asthanius: Isn't the war over in this one?
mtvcdm: Why would you tell someone who hasn't cooked this before, let's compete over it.
adambomb625: Where is this in the FATE timeline?
Rogue_07: Also, Rin is, in my opinion, less a tsundere and more someone who does not tolerate food
mtvcdm: Hot Wax Time Machine
Rogue_07: *fools
asthanius: time-warp?
iris_of_ether: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
niccus: are you sure it's not time concussion
mtvcdm: Well, let's make a Time Omelet.
emboar2235: i heard that you can travel through time multiple times, say again?
Rogue_07: @adambomb625 pretty much nowhere. Everyone is happy and no one died, it's incompatible with the rest of the universe
mtvcdm: Did you know you can put the word 'time' in front of almost any other word and make temporal fun with it? Time Pants. Time Knife. Time Beef.
asthanius: as many eggs as you have
yalc321: @Rogue_07 Isn't there a spinoff show that has this? Carnival Phantasm or something like that
frozenphoenix7: This was its own spinoff show
yalc321: How many spinoffs does this series have?
Lithobraker: Also cast iron is great for me with my ADHD, I have managed to melt the aluminum base of one my pots in the past...
iris_of_ether: @yalc321 Yes.
asthanius: monotail
frozenphoenix7: @yalc321 How long do you have?
Rogue_07: @yalc321 Carnival Phantasm is similar in its complete disregard for Canon stories, but played for madcap comwdy
mtvcdm: Are you suuuuuure
sugarsh0t: i have so many opinions, Ian
SaxPython: Opinion: suppressed
sugarsh0t: :D
yalc321: @yalc321 I have 350 crochet squares left to sew by hand
KeytarCat: And you start next game with skill bonus?
asthanius: Time for a Fate/Stay Fight
KeytarCat: Oh, you definitely don't, weird
Rogue_07: Unlimited Opinion Works
sugarsh0t: ok i'm going to actually leave the apartment now
sugarsh0t: oh my god
KeytarCat: I could go for a Fate/Stay bite
yalc321: @sugarsh0t o/
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sugarsh0t: byeee
SquareDotCube: but are you the sole of your filet?
Rogue_07: If you need someone for this debate who knows far too much about the Fate Gacha game (since I've played it for...5 years...), let me know!
frozenphoenix7: So, who gets the bad omelet
mtvcdm: This food won't kill you
KeytarCat: And Rin is pointing at us!
PMAvers: I mean, another term one could use for Fate is... Destiny.
mtvcdm: We started out with an all-perfect run on recipes. This got rough in a hurry.
asthanius: Is moon watching like bird watching?
asthanius: oh it's a night picnic
zed_alpha: I haven't done that, but I *have* done a big mac but with the breakfast sausage patties instead of hamburger patties.
zed_alpha: frigging delightful
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs Beautiful lunarj1Fangs
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Lithobraker: When do you have senko hanabi parties?
Rogue_07: Do we know all the characters we can unlock?
Rogue_07: I want to see Lancer cook
iris_of_ether: lrrWOW
PMAvers: But what if it was Lancer from Deltarune?
Rogue_07: Down Lanceable Characters
mtvcdm: It's been raining all night and all day here, so.
mtvcdm: Not a light rain either.
Lithobraker: But PE in summer...
asthanius: Ian, you have too much faith in PE teachers
Manae: Let's not push the "school is your best bet due to comfort" thing. That can be a bit dystopian
mtvcdm: Food to eat while contemplating the light the moon stole
asthanius: Moonpie
Mischievous_Catgeist: carrot stars
OhaiMireiya: I made these tiny moons out of cheese
Lithobraker: Also marching band starting even sooner in summer, bleh
mtvcdm: If you want to cook for moon viewing, you need to really eclipse your current skill level.
asthanius: I miss having a balcony right off of my bedroom
SaxPython: 🎩
Mischievous_Catgeist: cannon ian is fancy lad
asthanius: I was too young to appreciate it
Rogue_07: Shiro lives in a massive estate because his dad was friends with the local Yakuza bods
Rogue_07: *boss
Rogue_07: Taiga is a Yakuza princess
OhaiMireiya: I have a recipe for this in a book my host mother gave me, and it has pencil notes written in the margin
OhaiMireiya: I should make more stuff from the book
mtvcdm: I've got.... many, many cookbooks in my house we haven't looked at in years from when my mom collected them.
Rogue_07: Has anyone encountered the phrase "the firmness of an earlobe" before?
ArcOfTheConclave: does this game tell you to rinse your rice or not to rinse?
OhaiMireiya: hah, yeah most people don't use cookbooks
Rogue_07: Today >
mtvcdm: These are getting mean
Rogue_07: I learned
Rogue_07: Ian confirmed kitsune
OhaiMireiya: gosh I love those too
Evochron13: inari so good...
benjamin_wheeler: wait
corianderd: what
OhaiMireiya: who
benjamin_wheeler: is this a fate cooking game?
mtvcdm: yes
corianderd: yes
frozenphoenix7: Yes.
DaxStrife: Very yes..
benjamin_wheeler: there's a FSN cooking anime
frozenphoenix7: Yes
Drakas: the game or the feet
tehfewl: the feet or the anime?
benjamin_wheeler: meat dries when its grilled
mugulord: the game or the anime? (just to complete the circle)
Rogue_07: Today's Menu for the Emiya Family is unironically the best Fate media
PMAvers: The spinoffs seem to be better than the mainline stuff.
SaxPython: SingsNote
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
frozenphoenix7: Today's Menu for EMIYA Family. Was a 13 episode small series(like 13 minutes per episode iirc?) that aired in 2018. Also a manga began releasing in 2016.
asthanius: Everyday♪ Today's MENU for EMIYA Family, or E♪TMEF for short
albatros064: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Lithobraker: @PMAvers so Fate is the League of Legends of anime?
ShaneLeeAtk: All I know of Fates/Stay is UBW Abridged
Rogue_07: @lithobraker I hate that comparison for being...really kind of accurate
PMAvers: So when do we get the Nasuverse/NaDTD cross-over where the crew rides the magic vampire train?
SquareDotCube: oh yeah, gonna try the joycon control mode for the last hour?
Mischievous_Catgeist: the ribbon jiggle physics A+
asthanius: They only had enough money for so many scenes
asthanius: Fate/Stay Night doesn't grow on trees
frozenphoenix7: Sure is.
tehfewl: Which route are we on?
Rogue_07: Look, Shiro needs space for all the freeloaders
Rogue_07: Rin, Sakura, Saber, Ilya, Taiga...
Rogue_07: it's very crowded
asthanius: Crumch it
SaxPython: lol
tehfewl: honestly i wasn't looking for a real answer it was a loaded question... but thank you for that
corianderd: ok but I'm not actually watching tho
asthanius: hey wait a minute
corianderd: I'm just in chat setting up for the next stream
mtvcdm: !nwxt
mtvcdm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Wheeler is checking out Across the Obelisk, an RPG deckbuilding roguelite! Game: Across the Obelisk) at Sun 06:00 PM PDT (5m from now).
DaxStrife: DARK
corianderd: exactly. I'm gonna throw cards with Wheeler
SquareDotCube: no heater underneath, apparently
KeytarCat: He's sitting on the blanket...
frozenphoenix7: If there's one thing I know about anime, it's that a kotatsu in the middle of winter will knock you out in 5 seconds flat.
FITorion: I made my own Kotatsu
Rogue_07: Emiya in peak Mom mode
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Rogue_07: the lad is in his element
Mischievous_Catgeist: hangry
FITorion: It wasn't that hard... I modified a coffee table...
angryoptimist: There's only dere here, no tsun in evidence.
asthanius: "you frying chicken in there?"
emboar2235: if there's one thing i know/like about anime, is that the opening themes are always good, ive been listening to sasageyo for the past 2 days nonstop
KeytarCat: The three genders: Hungry, Angry, and Horny
iris_of_ether: @KeytarCat Fun fact all three are in F:S/N
Mischievous_Catgeist: burn
angryoptimist: Burn is, indeed, what happened.
Rogue_07: He had an adopted dad for a few years after the fire, but then he died too
mtvcdm: !patreon
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Juliamon: shirataki... never could get on with that texture
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angryoptimist: So, I arrived late and I'm struck by how the recipes are actually entirely sufficient to actually cook this.
iris_of_ether: IAN
KeytarCat: I think he might have and this is willful
ShaneLeeAtk: Spoilers!
asthanius: It's basically morse code
zed_alpha: I think I saw Beef Lid when he won the 2015 world bowling championship
SaxPython: sensitive beef
asthanius: tbf you got 7 bads in one section
SaxPython: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
SquareDotCube: I see Ian hasn't played Stardew Valley then
benjamin_wheeler: do they ever cook that fish?
angryoptimist: It always comes back to the fishing minigame.
Rogue_07: this was a ton of fun! thanks for a great stream!
Rogue_07: Love th
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asthanius: @benjamin_wheeler it'd be spoilers to talk about that
Rogue_07: Love to chat about Fate, food, and fun things
Ryxiene: Oh… awkward timing
benjamin_wheeler: @asthanius even if she eats in every day
Ryxiene: Hi and bye xD
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
asthanius: it's all spoilers, this is a lore-heavy game
OhaiMireiya: bai~
Ryxiene: LUL
Weagle: Wheeler, until they like it?
Ryxiene: Ofc~
SaxPython: FBtouchdown lrrSHINE FBtouchdown
ShaneLeeAtk: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
LordZarano: !store
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ShaneLeeAtk: The Store loaded fine for me.
LordZarano: The right url goes to the right place, the wrong url goes to the wrong place
emboar2235: and sometimes the wrong url goes to the right place and vice versa
emboar2235: love the internet
ShaneLeeAtk: I blame all the cats in the tubes.
SaxPython: CoolCat
saucemaster5000: meow
ShaneLeeAtk: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
jacqui_lantern234: i always forget how hard this intro theme slaps
LordZarano: jlrrCooltunes escher3MEOW
Xenguin47: Ooh, that IS my card!
ComradeMik: i always get thrown because I watch another stream that uses that intro music
Sibwow: its great to be here thanks for having me
SaxPython: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
ElfLawyer: Hello Benjamin!
Loonatic93: Is it still "new"?
theamc2000: dolphinHaw wheelerY wheelerH dolphinHaw
SaxPython: PogChamp
ElfLawyer: @Sibwow I'm finally glad to catch an elusive Sib stream
h3rsh3yb4r: You know, for a show called "Is This Your Card?" hosted by a clown, there's not a lot of magic tricks here
ComradeMik: also, cori is very quiet
ComradeMik: wheeler is loud as normal
YeetTheRich_: ^
matthaus_c: I'd vote for Beej
asthanius: That's a apocalypse movie
jacqui_lantern234: i think cori's quiet
saucemaster5000: president of what?
benjamin_wheeler: !patreon
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LordZarano: escher3TREAT
ComradeMik: catto!
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ComradeMik: shark tail!
h3rsh3yb4r: Mulder is also a bit quiet
ComradeMik: wheelerMuldr
NovaeCorvidae: I am so excited for this. I have just sunk too much time in this game and now I get to see some of my favorite canadians play it as well
Xafty: volume is fine here
ComradeMik: Levels are a bit better.
ShaneLeeAtk: It is a nice mix
ComradeMik: I dunno
SaxPython: lrrSHINE
YeetTheRich_: lrrCORI_SQ
h3rsh3yb4r: CORNCOB
asthanius: Cori is kinda robot-y
djalternative: volume's fine but now cori's doubled so I think wheeler has the source on twice
SnackPak_: riip
LordZarano: Cori has reverb/echo on this scene
saucemaster5000: (patrick stewart voice) we've seen everything
NovaeCorvidae: Have we considered that Cori may naturally echo?
asthanius: Still the same
Manae: New standard names: Bluetooth Harald/cobcorn
matthaus_c: bigfoot is blurry and cori has an echo
djalternative: yeah. cori was fine on booth. it was when you changed scenes that she changed
ComradeMik: Cori is just harmonising with her parallel dimension twin
ComradeMik: Bear with you?
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
ComradeMik: get out of there! a bear is dangerous!
djalternative: you have a bear?
h3rsh3yb4r: RAWR 🐻
matthaus_c: darkest dungeon is sad? I didn't notice
asthanius: Oh now it's different
saucemaster5000: lots of owls hooted to their grave
asthanius: Okay YOU changed and Cori didn't
ComradeMik: cori is the same
LordZarano: Lightest Dungeon?
ComradeMik: but now wheeler is quieter
ComradeMik: what did you do?
frozenphoenix7: Still reverb Cori for me
SpleenLord: Cori is normal type. She is immune to ghosts
Loonatic93: @LordZarano No... That new circus game is Lightest Dungeon.
djalternative: Look, Cori's just going to be cool double Cori tonight and that's fine with me
ArkhamArchivist: Lightest Spire
Tommadness: Darkest the Spire Dungeon co-op
NovaeCorvidae: Like slay the spire wearing the skin of darkest dungeon
matthaus_c: but in DD you *fight* the pig cleric
TheMerricat: So what you are saying is that the game isn't constantly negging us?
frozenphoenix7: Hashtag Goals
asthanius: Fixed!
frozenphoenix7: Normal Cori here.
SaxPython: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
JakeKamas: Ayyy!
saucemaster5000: reverb defeated
Tommadness: FBtouchdown
JakeKamas: It's fixed!
YeetTheRich_: the robot is dead!
ShaneLeeAtk: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
SnackPak_: sergeGG
Darleysam: chilli152Sublime
djalternative: @Darleysam below Lime? then I want superLime
SnackPak_: best part of the game lrrBEEJ
Loonatic93: But "Circus Electrique" is Lightest Fungeon!
Darleysam: @djalternative Pepsi okay?
saucemaster5000: old enough to drive
h3rsh3yb4r: Probably like 12
Tommadness: Yo fishing contest? 👀