asthanius: They only had enough money for so many scenes
asthanius: Fate/Stay Night doesn't grow on trees
frozenphoenix7: Sure is.
tehfewl: Which route are we on?
Rogue_07: Look, Shiro needs space for all the freeloaders
Rogue_07: Rin, Sakura, Saber, Ilya, Taiga...
Rogue_07: it's very crowded
asthanius: Crumch it
SaxPython: lol
tehfewl: honestly i wasn't looking for a real answer it was a loaded question... but thank you for that
corianderd: ok but I'm not actually watching tho
asthanius: hey wait a minute
corianderd: I'm just in chat setting up for the next stream
mtvcdm: !nwxt
mtvcdm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Wheeler is checking out Across the Obelisk, an RPG deckbuilding roguelite! Game: Across the Obelisk) at Sun 06:00 PM PDT (5m from now).
DaxStrife: DARK
corianderd: exactly. I'm gonna throw cards with Wheeler
SquareDotCube: no heater underneath, apparently
KeytarCat: He's sitting on the blanket...
frozenphoenix7: If there's one thing I know about anime, it's that a kotatsu in the middle of winter will knock you out in 5 seconds flat.
FITorion: I made my own Kotatsu
Rogue_07: Emiya in peak Mom mode
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Rogue_07: the lad is in his element
Mischievous_Catgeist: hangry
FITorion: It wasn't that hard... I modified a coffee table...
angryoptimist: There's only dere here, no tsun in evidence.
asthanius: "you frying chicken in there?"
emboar2235: if there's one thing i know/like about anime, is that the opening themes are always good, ive been listening to sasageyo for the past 2 days nonstop
KeytarCat: The three genders: Hungry, Angry, and Horny
iris_of_ether: @KeytarCat Fun fact all three are in F:S/N
Mischievous_Catgeist: burn
angryoptimist: Burn is, indeed, what happened.
Rogue_07: He had an adopted dad for a few years after the fire, but then he died too
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Juliamon: shirataki... never could get on with that texture
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angryoptimist: So, I arrived late and I'm struck by how the recipes are actually entirely sufficient to actually cook this.
iris_of_ether: IAN
KeytarCat: I think he might have and this is willful
ShaneLeeAtk: Spoilers!
asthanius: It's basically morse code
zed_alpha: I think I saw Beef Lid when he won the 2015 world bowling championship
SaxPython: sensitive beef
asthanius: tbf you got 7 bads in one section
SaxPython: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
SquareDotCube: I see Ian hasn't played Stardew Valley then
benjamin_wheeler: do they ever cook that fish?
angryoptimist: It always comes back to the fishing minigame.
Rogue_07: this was a ton of fun! thanks for a great stream!
Rogue_07: Love th
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asthanius: @benjamin_wheeler it'd be spoilers to talk about that
Rogue_07: Love to chat about Fate, food, and fun things
Ryxiene: Oh… awkward timing
benjamin_wheeler: @asthanius even if she eats in every day
Ryxiene: Hi and bye xD
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
asthanius: it's all spoilers, this is a lore-heavy game
OhaiMireiya: bai~
Ryxiene: LUL
Weagle: Wheeler, until they like it?
Ryxiene: Ofc~
SaxPython: FBtouchdown lrrSHINE FBtouchdown
ShaneLeeAtk: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
LordZarano: !store
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ShaneLeeAtk: The Store loaded fine for me.
LordZarano: The right url goes to the right place, the wrong url goes to the wrong place
emboar2235: and sometimes the wrong url goes to the right place and vice versa
emboar2235: love the internet
ShaneLeeAtk: I blame all the cats in the tubes.
SaxPython: CoolCat
saucemaster5000: meow
ShaneLeeAtk: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
jacqui_lantern234: i always forget how hard this intro theme slaps
LordZarano: jlrrCooltunes escher3MEOW
Xenguin47: Ooh, that IS my card!
ComradeMik: i always get thrown because I watch another stream that uses that intro music
Sibwow: its great to be here thanks for having me
SaxPython: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
ElfLawyer: Hello Benjamin!
Loonatic93: Is it still "new"?
theamc2000: dolphinHaw wheelerY wheelerH dolphinHaw
SaxPython: PogChamp
ElfLawyer: @Sibwow I'm finally glad to catch an elusive Sib stream
h3rsh3yb4r: You know, for a show called "Is This Your Card?" hosted by a clown, there's not a lot of magic tricks here
ComradeMik: also, cori is very quiet
ComradeMik: wheeler is loud as normal
YeetTheRich_: ^
matthaus_c: I'd vote for Beej
asthanius: That's a apocalypse movie
jacqui_lantern234: i think cori's quiet
saucemaster5000: president of what?
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LordZarano: escher3TREAT
ComradeMik: catto!
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ComradeMik: shark tail!
h3rsh3yb4r: Mulder is also a bit quiet
ComradeMik: wheelerMuldr
NovaeCorvidae: I am so excited for this. I have just sunk too much time in this game and now I get to see some of my favorite canadians play it as well
Xafty: volume is fine here
ComradeMik: Levels are a bit better.
ShaneLeeAtk: It is a nice mix
ComradeMik: I dunno
SaxPython: lrrSHINE
YeetTheRich_: lrrCORI_SQ
h3rsh3yb4r: CORNCOB
asthanius: Cori is kinda robot-y
djalternative: volume's fine but now cori's doubled so I think wheeler has the source on twice
SnackPak_: riip
LordZarano: Cori has reverb/echo on this scene
saucemaster5000: (patrick stewart voice) we've seen everything
NovaeCorvidae: Have we considered that Cori may naturally echo?
asthanius: Still the same
Manae: New standard names: Bluetooth Harald/cobcorn
matthaus_c: bigfoot is blurry and cori has an echo
djalternative: yeah. cori was fine on booth. it was when you changed scenes that she changed
ComradeMik: Cori is just harmonising with her parallel dimension twin
ComradeMik: Bear with you?
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
ComradeMik: get out of there! a bear is dangerous!
djalternative: you have a bear?
h3rsh3yb4r: RAWR 🐻
matthaus_c: darkest dungeon is sad? I didn't notice
asthanius: Oh now it's different
saucemaster5000: lots of owls hooted to their grave
asthanius: Okay YOU changed and Cori didn't
ComradeMik: cori is the same
LordZarano: Lightest Dungeon?
ComradeMik: but now wheeler is quieter
ComradeMik: what did you do?
frozenphoenix7: Still reverb Cori for me
SpleenLord: Cori is normal type. She is immune to ghosts
Loonatic93: @LordZarano No... That new circus game is Lightest Dungeon.
djalternative: Look, Cori's just going to be cool double Cori tonight and that's fine with me
ArkhamArchivist: Lightest Spire
Tommadness: Darkest the Spire Dungeon co-op
NovaeCorvidae: Like slay the spire wearing the skin of darkest dungeon
matthaus_c: but in DD you *fight* the pig cleric
TheMerricat: So what you are saying is that the game isn't constantly negging us?
frozenphoenix7: Hashtag Goals
asthanius: Fixed!
frozenphoenix7: Normal Cori here.
SaxPython: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
JakeKamas: Ayyy!
saucemaster5000: reverb defeated
Tommadness: FBtouchdown
JakeKamas: It's fixed!
YeetTheRich_: the robot is dead!
ShaneLeeAtk: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
SnackPak_: sergeGG
Darleysam: chilli152Sublime
djalternative: @Darleysam below Lime? then I want superLime
SnackPak_: best part of the game lrrBEEJ
Loonatic93: But "Circus Electrique" is Lightest Fungeon!
Darleysam: @djalternative Pepsi okay?
saucemaster5000: old enough to drive
h3rsh3yb4r: Probably like 12
Tommadness: Yo fishing contest? 👀
djalternative: @Darleysam does pepsi have a lime flavor? I know coke does
ShaneLeeAtk: not quite ancient, but just pay primeval
Finalsora811: I love how this cutscene shows three of the base four characters. and then also the pig cleric.
ComradeMik: burn town
ArkhamArchivist: Wheeler also has perk points to spend
YeetTheRich_: !box
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NovaeCorvidae: That is dark
Darleysam: @djalternative you know I have no idea, but I feel like they're less experimental with their varieties. Never noticed that before
ComradeMik: perk up baby
SnackPak_: card's got hands
DangerDiabolik: can you get any town upgrades?
asthanius: hand damage, or hamage
SaxPython: Reggie
djalternative: oh. BTW chat, Humble has a 2K games bundle so you can get Civ6 and all of XCOM for $16
DangerDiabolik: it's good to upgrade before buying
betweenmyself: Hand damage, like Resident Evil Village pennyWhat
djalternative: and I know LRR has a humble affiliate link
frozenphoenix7: Inside of you are 3 wolves?
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
asthanius: The fence is the most comfortable place to sit
Darleysam: ah, the Marketplace of Ideas, my favourite encounter
YeetTheRich_: sheep don't like centrists
adambomb625: Holy sheep!
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ComradeMik: in my experience, sitting on the fence causes terrible chafing
saucemaster5000: maybe the sheep you know are extremely weird
ComradeMik: UwU
Loonatic93: Woolsen Shuriken!
hatguysupreme: evil sheep pog
ComradeMik: i mean Awoo
tehfewl: |The Spin|
djalternative: these are hilarious sheep noises
matthaus_c: my herd fed on some spiral mushrooms and have never been the same
ComradeMik: my herd found a bunch of sheep shaped holes in the cliff and now I have an alpaca herd
asthanius: Do you eat sheep with or without the shell?
TheMerricat: Does anyone else in chat remember the old 90's cartoon, Spiral Zone?
ComradeMik: and you gotta sheep your shears
Nuurgle: is that a mashup of Jump and Slam?
Finalsora811: It wasn't. That's why the sheep had to cast Wooly Shell. OBVS. Kappa
SnackPak_: does this game also have Poe in it?
SaxPython: Leap Slam by DJ Khaled
Nuurgle: holy water cleanse
Nuurgle: in the end you take a holy shit
dumbo3k: clap clap
Darleysam: seabatClap
Tommadness: 🎬
tehfewl: 👏
SnackPak_: so glad we got a clean take of that "treasure"
frozenphoenix7: Mood
ComradeMik: me too reggie
YeetTheRich_: reggie no
Finalsora811: Tag yourself, I'm Reggie.
Tommadness: "Do you want to juice cleanse these skellies?" - Wheeler
SaxPython: oh I did not know how much I needed the Wheeler/Cori crossover. this is great. lrrSHINE
dumbo3k: When does the Wolfslayer graduate to The Sheepslayer?
Loonatic93: Ass-Donkeys?
ariborealis: family guy ass sheep
ComradeMik: so much time killing animals for bones
matthaus_c: Bloodtinge is a hard life
ComradeMik: you need money to make your bow useful
asthanius: those sheep wool-ied you
Loonatic93: I'm just a cleric with Low Self-Esteem!
YeetTheRich_: Ice-Tcicle
ComradeMik: Tickle is the touch version of Vicious Mockery
Nuurgle: Tony Stanza?
ComradeMik: woooooooooooooow
NovaeCorvidae: Now everyone dislikes themself
tehfewl: what else is new
ComradeMik: how can four adventurers not manage 6 power between them?
Loonatic93: We're just a party with Low Self-Esteem!
SaxPython: Padme wasting disease
SaxPython: @Loonatic93 Offspring?
mugulord: so this is a parody of darkest dungeon where instead of madness you feel bad for struggling to kill sheep and breaking stuff?
Loonatic93: @Loonatic93 It's the reference I was going for.
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
h3rsh3yb4r: Gavin
ButButTheJesus: hi cat tail
Fanklok: I was once bullied on FF14 bcause my character has a pompador
Tommadness: Pompadour is the best hair in FF14, that person is just a coward
tehfewl: fashion police in ff14 are terribly corrupt
Incandescent_Zubat: My pompadour experience in FF14 was the exact opposite. Ongo Bongo had a fan club for the day he existed.
h3rsh3yb4r: Is it just me or is fire blast a little weak?
djalternative: and lord knows fashion police are the only kind of police that matter in FF14
Enmity777: I used to raid with a Lala who had never changed his hair, and had a pink Pompadour
NovaeCorvidae: @h3rsh3yb4r unupgraded it definitely is, but its also a zero cost
asthanius: Okay I think I know this. First, you take the chicken across the river
Cptasparagus: maybe theyre just poor
Fanklok: "I've fought in wolf war you know" - Magnus
asthanius: Alter Rubble, from Fate
Fanklok: Just cover all the broken bits with flower vases
TheMerricat: So are the resources to upgrade player specific or shared in the group?
NovaeCorvidae: Player specific but they can give to each other
Finalsora811: Player specific, but they can give resources to each other.
Cptasparagus: the wolf power supply
Fanklok: We get it Across the Obelisk there was a Wolf War
tehfewl: im betting someone who wrote this has a fursona, and writes OC fanfics
TheThirdTail: We need to write instructions in wolf hebrew
Finalsora811: Magnus is like that one guy that never shuts up about one fact of theirs, and has basically nothing else to talk about it.
Fanklok: Option 1 fight a golem options 2 fighta golem option 3 fight a golem
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
asthanius: A story about the Wolf Wars!
NovaeCorvidae: Wolf story about the wolf wars
jibkat: oh no the wearwolf is hot
YeetTheRich_: this time for sure
betweenmyself: Stray-ngers
NovaeCorvidae: A wolf fight worthy of the wolf wars
Fanklok: Does LRR higher cowards?
Finalsora811: Whats [OC]? Original character?
Fanklok: hire
RangerAlpha7: the corruptions in this game are scary
TheMerricat: I'd say YOLO but... that's tantamountly untrue in this game...
UnusuallyLargeMoth: have you unlocked any of the later characters yet or is this a literal first run
dumbo3k: @UnusuallyLargeMoth Not their first attempt, and I don't think they've succesffully unlocked anyone else yet
NovaeCorvidae: This isnt first run, but they havent unlocked characters yet
matthaus_c: wheelerMuldcb
Fanklok: "This isn't my first rodeo" me at my second rodeo
21 raiders from JoeKim have joined!
YeetTheRich_: wheelerH wheelerY
matthaus_c: this isn't JoeKim's first rodeo
dumbo3k: Hello Raiders!
BusTed: joekimBarCrawl joekimBarCrawl joekimBarCrawl
TheMerricat: @UnusuallyLargeMoth if you are new to stream, the "Is this your card?" show is where Ben normally takes a full month of weekly streams to highlight a card based video game.
Nuurgle: if the blood comes out, just put it back in
UnusuallyLargeMoth: OH this is Is This Your Card I thought this was Crossing the Streams
djalternative: Slay the Dungeon
Cptasparagus: where were you when the wolf war was
Nuurgle: George Lucas' fallback plan if Star Wars failed- Wolf Wars
Finalsora811: That's just a Star Wars fanfic, I bet.
Painfully_Dyslexic: oh, so you can discard low self-esteem? I've been doing wrong the whole time Kappa
Nuurgle: Earthwave? I prefer Cloudcore
TheMerricat: Just a reminder to anyone who bought into the whole spiel Lucas gave when he was making the original trilogy and claimed he had the entire thing planned out from the start. the _FIRST_ novel that came out after 'A New Hope' had Luke and Leia making out and dating...
Juliamon: He could have had it all planned out and then changed his mind. Nobody is immune to retconning.
Fanklok: apology for poor english when were you wolf war was i was sat at home collecting shard when magnus ring 'wolf is war' 'no' and you?????????????
UnusuallyLargeMoth: I think my Biggest Problem in this game is that I accidentally build my deck up too big and end up with decks 30+ cards dense and get clogged out
asthanius: Ben Ylmer?
djalternative: Ben Ulmer blocks your way
tehfewl: Trunky was my nickname is highschol
matthaus_c: he blocks you with the power of board games
Nuurgle: Critical Nap
SnackPak_: expert nappers
Tommadness: Everyone does a nice morning stretch and wakes up hydrated
Omega_Lairon: You wake up 3 years younger than the day before
matthaus_c: why are all these trees so fuckable
UnusuallyLargeMoth: "Critical Success on Nap: You Brought Smores, Trail Mix, and someone brought pistachios"
KeytarCat: Finding a comfortable position in the woods is hard but not impossible
BusTed: PogChamp
UnusuallyLargeMoth: "This Root Is Remarkably Soft And MAkes An Excellent Pillow"
squ3e: Benjamin Wheeler you absolute buffoon, don't you know giving me MORE free content will only make me more powerful?? I'm going to start engaging in the 4th dimension!
Finalsora811: I didn't see, but I hope that healing card had whatever the thing is that makes it leave your deck after you play it, so that was a COMPLETE waste.
asthanius: Pistachios are full of caffiene (probably)
Fanklok: I will inhale cashews
Nuurgle: I hate the red pistachios, never understood them
squ3e: Pistachios are great cause that little bit of work you do to open it up makes it feel like you earned it
matthaus_c: fuuuck I could tear through a bag of cashews right now
asthanius: Hell yeah dude, huff that nut
Fanklok: ayy unusually large hands club
Tommadness: I could crush some salt and vinegar pistachios right now
squ3e: no shot you can open it one handed, what kinda Nut Monk are you how does that work
Juliamon: personally I prefer peanuts for the effort-reward ratio because peanut shell doesn't cut into my fingers as much
Juliamon: but I have delicate skin
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YeetTheRich_: it was a good stream
Nuurgle: almonds are trash tier
asthanius: you STILL haven't made up for other almonds
Fanklok: Almonds are the devil
Tommadness: I was high af once and someone asked if I liked walnuts. My reply was "I love all nuts" and I couldn't stop laughing
BusTed: A veritable nut fiend.
Juliamon: almonds are pretty trash tier, much prefer walnuts or pecans. Brazil nuts are top tier but not worth the effort most of the time
LMAO_im_gay: prime sub for playing my favorite game
BusTed: Poor Reginald.
SaxPython: NotLikeThis
Fanklok: Almonds use too much water
matthaus_c: agree that brazilnuts are top tier tho
UnusuallyLargeMoth: I'm allergic to brazil nuts so idk of its worth
TheThirdTail: Almonds are trash tier in the sense that I'll eat them until I feel like garbage
Spanked42: That's not the almond's fault
BusTed: Solid choice.
asthanius: i don't even like nuts. they're so tiny what's the point
Tommadness: Macadamias are the A+ baked good addative
matthaus_c: what's a little anaphylaxis for a good meal
Finalsora811: @asthanius Phrasing!
asthanius: i know what i said
Juliamon: Almonds are both fucking up the environment and masquerading as pistachios in ice cream
BusTed: That's future me's problem.
KeytarCat: @asthanius They're an activity tor me
Juliamon: Most pistachio ice cream is PHONY
Molladia: Walnuts make my mouth feel wierd.... but they're so good
BusTed: uh oh
UnusuallyLargeMoth: begin screaming
NovaeCorvidae: Now reginal has double low self esteem and is dead
UnusuallyLargeMoth: Congratulations, You Died!
Finalsora811: So sad that the party died of Ligma.
insane_42: that beam is the dumbest
Spanked42: those double moonbeams man
matthaus_c: that was really quick
UnusuallyLargeMoth: I actually killed the Tree with Reginald's Level Up Skill cuz the laser triggered it with each shot and the boss exploded
matthaus_c: that went from fine to over in a real hurry
Nuurgle: I'm mildly allergic to nightshades. Not enough to cause discomfort, they just all taste tingly so I prefer to avoid them
Fanklok: Trees have giant fuck off lasers someone write that down
dumbo3k: Just farm the first level repeatedly!
matthaus_c: so we huff nuts *and* copium
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TheMerricat: @Fanklok The Happening would have been so much more exciting if M. Night had remembered that...
SaxPython: !break
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Molladia: Only now seeing that main menu.... is it always they same 4 characters? I thought there were party options.
Fanklok: !findquote laser
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Juliamon: There are options but they need to be unlocked
Molladia: @Juliamon through work, or money?
Juliamon: Unsure.
Molladia: but it's not paid DLC
Finalsora811: Looks like sidequests in t he game unlock other characters, but don't quote me on that.
jacqui_lantern234: so, chat. i just bought myself some of the LRR pins. i got the QWRP pin and the emote pins
TheMerricat: The unlock characters are done ingame via quests, I'll give a _minor_ spoiler that if we repaired the golem we found, that'd be a character next time.
dumbo3k: @TheMerricat The only one I've succesfully done was the Porcine Priest
matthaus_c: yiiip
TheMerricat: What aren't?
matthaus_c: almonds are trash tier apples
theamc2000: What do almonds taste like
asthanius: culinarily, even
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Juliamon: 🌽
Tommadness: olives are botanically trash, I'll say it
distrustingspectator: its a seed i think
SaxPython: @Juliamon FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Fanklok: Why are you nutting in your olives
asthanius: i try not to eat olives at all
niccus: olive deez nuts
TheMerricat: TIL chat - "Can I eat almonds if I have a nut allergy? Most people with a peanut allergy aren't allergic to tree nuts—almonds, cashews, walnuts and the like—while most people who are allergic to a particular tree nut can safely eat others, scientists have found."
Nuurgle: don't be so pithy, Wheeler
h3rsh3yb4r: What if we put Reginald at the front?
MaladyDark: I'm a cashew fan. raw for making vegan cream, roasted for snacking
jacqui_lantern234: @Tommadness as someone who actually has an education in botany, your statement is baffling
NovaeCorvidae: You can definitely but reginald in the front
NovaeCorvidae: put*
h3rsh3yb4r: Where are cranberries? They flood the whole damn place
dumbo3k: I thought this was a live episode of Unskippable!
Fanklok: Wheeler you're a genius I should go make popcoirn
SirMorek: it's reginalds dad
h3rsh3yb4r: Reginald and Kyle are brothers
matthaus_c: popcorn is a nut
Simonark: Thats a peasant. But more. A double peasant
HolyHadouken: Why is it always the Old Forest? Why is it never the New Forest, or the Middle Age Forest?
Fanklok: I cast rock
h3rsh3yb4r: What perks did you just give Evelyn? Damage wise?
dumbo3k: no it was hot when they were burning
dumbo3k: did you just give banish to all your barriers?
Fanklok: pig and sheep eat corn therefore corn is the weakest
Lithobraker: But Pig is a dog?
dumbo3k: Behold, Pig?
NovaeCorvidae: We're back in the ba-a-a-ad lands
h3rsh3yb4r: Can't help but notice Hamstring shows Magnus attacking his own leg...
SaxPython: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Orxolon: hello ppl!
dumbo3k: @h3rsh3yb4r He's just showing the enemy how it's done
Orxolon: what is this?some kind of slay the spire?
SaxPython: @Orxolon lrrSHINE
Orxolon: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
DeM0nFiRe: "Is this your card? Because I don't want it"
Fanklok: But that'll make the "Yugioh cards I saw this week and liked" segment confusing
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YeetTheRich_: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Jack
NovaeCorvidae: These aren't rocks. How can this be a success?
Nuurgle: here comes the DCMA
h3rsh3yb4r: How are you, Cori?
YeetTheRich_: wheeler is gone, talk shit about almonds
Juliamon: Hi Pig!
DeM0nFiRe: OhMyDog
SaxPython: lrrSHINE
dumbo3k: shark cat!
Nuurgle: 525,600 Baaaaaa
asthanius: sharks are smooth water lions
SaxPython: Rent!
asthanius: Reboot was a great manga
thraximore: it's wild
NovaeCorvidae: It's spiders all the way down
northos: more spiders than expected
Fanklok: !spider
jigmini: hi handsome, 2 streams in 1 day how blessed
Nuurgle: more like Slay the Spider
asthanius: it's 1 more than 4
dumbo3k: save energy from turn to turn
UnusuallyLargeMoth: fun fact, if you hover over the little dice in the lower right of the options, you can see your percentage chance of success
Juliamon: Pig man?
KeytarCat: Don't talk to the cops
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is there a Lamb leading that cult?
Laserbeaks_Fury: "I was leveling my Enchantment!
NovaeCorvidae: We love unidentified rings
Juliamon: So that ring is definitely cursed, right?
Nuurgle: UMR is when you whisper into a microphone, right?
NovaeCorvidae: It could be cursed, but it could also be amazing
BusTed: rayfkWelp
Laserbeaks_Fury: But you get a free Frogurt !
thraximore: @Laserbeaks_Fury that's good!
BusTed: Squid1 Squid3 Squid4
Nuurgle: oh shit, I remember this guy from FF6
Laserbeaks_Fury: "I foresee you buying a cursed relic!"
Simonark: We want to cwucify Bwian?
matthaus_c: ah, the movie where Spartacus fights the Xenomorph
thraximore: I imagine that this prophecy is a lot easier to fulfill if you make it to everyone you encounter
p3nguinkin: Cephalid collosium?!
Lordofironstorm: Is this like a Choose your own adventure book card game?
Lordofironstorm: Because that's rad
Lordofironstorm: Oooohhh, he's a cop
Nuurgle: Will Sasso, is that you?
Juliamon: I take it this is the guy we can recruit?
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thraximore: sacred, scared, they both apply here
Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh hey, i remember fighting Yogger outside Stormwind
Simonark: Tabernac!
SaxPython: OSFrog
BusTed: Haha.
Nuurgle: it's now snotcorn
Fanklok: Why did you buy a cursed ring anyway
TheMerricat: nethack forever!
h3rsh3yb4r: iai fankfaw
Laserbeaks_Fury: "To remove the curse, you must toss the ring into the fires of Mt. Doom. Or take it off. Pretty much not wearing it is sufficient"
matthaus_c: dang, geriatric gaming :p
Laserbeaks_Fury: so is this up to 4 player?
NovaeCorvidae: @Laserbeaks_Fury yep
Lordofironstorm: Wait wait wait, is this Darkest Dungeon meets Slay the Spire?
Lordofironstorm: I just got here
Juliamon: Lordofironstorm It is!
Nuurgle: sort of, but without most of the positioning stuff, or town stuff, or recruiting part. It's mostly just Slay the Spire with 4 characters
Kramburger: Not much, what's FTL with you?
Laserbeaks_Fury: I wanna play IWaTE
BrowneePoints: Fuck! The Legumes!
h3rsh3yb4r: because it's perfect
matthaus_c: god's perfect game
thraximore: it is extremely good
jRoy7: FTL is great
corpocracy: FTL is very good
thraximore: I should play it again umbraThink
matthaus_c: has Cori gotten around to playing Gloomwood yet? it's so excellent
Simonark: FTL is, um, good . Also check out their other game, Into The Breach
BusTed: Naturally.
asthanius: Common mistake, that's from the Wolf War
Nuurgle: I used to be in the Wolf War, but then I took a blade to the hamstring
asthanius: "I was in the Wolf War and all I got was this t-shirt"
Simonark: Wolf War Wolf Lore
paulthemapguy: subscribe to me on BanditCamp (JK)
matthaus_c: is this the one with the inflatable tanks
SnackPak_: whoops
BusTed: Whoopsie doodle.
Laserbeaks_Fury: No take candle
asthanius: Why are two of them standing at a three-quarters angle?
NovaeCorvidae: Who could have foreseen that Wolf war magnus would be wolf recognized for his wolf war wolf stories?
SaxPython: Name 5 things that aren't the wolf war
SaxPython: Jackie Chan
asthanius: Uhhh Wolf War
asthanius: DAMMIT
Nuurgle: bullets go fast
Fanklok: Gun Wolf the little known fourth member of Guitar Wolf
Lithobraker: He's wolf warbin'
Laserbeaks_Fury: I don't like totems, it just fetishizes healing
Nuurgle: a terrible Wheeler joke? impossible
h3rsh3yb4r: It's not
BusTed: tqsClap
SnackPak_: I doubt that
h3rsh3yb4r: There have been worse
matthaus_c: quite the achievement
HorusFive: Congratulations
KeytarCat: Auspicious occasion
SaxPython: SabaPing
asthanius: Those segments where you went through all the frog cards in yugioh
budbjinxed: The horse joke is worse right?
BusTed: I feel like you need to hamstring for flavor purposes.
h3rsh3yb4r: You tried to play that motorcycle Yugioh game, that was a pretty bad joke
Nuurgle: Wheeler trying for a blue checkmark on the wiki
asthanius: Cori's a helper!
matthaus_c: there should be a page about Wheeler in the wiki, but it's the Friday Nights baby version
KeytarCat: Are we prioritizing good jokes or funny jokes?
TheMerricat: I'm guessing the wiki isn't being updated anymore?
Simonark: So which joke in the show's history is the closest to the average? Where is the mean?
FarleyF: to be fair "Benjamin "Ben" Wheeler is on the cast of North 100 and regularly appears on Friday Night Paper Fight."
Orxolon: where is the mana ?
Juliamon: Certain pages are regularly updated
Juliamon: Broad swathes aren't though
kalira77: to be fair, there is a LOT of wiki in the wiki
SaxPython: lol
MadWolf1290: @kalira77 a *surprising* amount of wiki
Fanklok: Can we get the VST to find all the jokes that were worse than that one during the off season?
kalira77: now that pig just don't look right
asthanius: A guitar player joke? Like Sting?
Orxolon: doubt:where is the mana¿?
matthaus_c: when in doubt, John Fahey
BusTed: 🤔
Simonark: Guitar jokes are just riffing.
BusTed: Yes, Wedding Crashers.
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
BusTed: mmhm
NovaeCorvidae: Is John Ham the name of the pig priest we are working for currently?
Fanklok: Doesn't Ian's wiki picture still hvae hair?
asthanius: You don't have a stock photo for guest appearances either Kappa
h3rsh3yb4r: When are we gonna add a picture of Manbun Wheeler to the wiki?
asthanius: You'd take it to HR, but that just stands for HeatheR
SaxPython: FBtouchdown lrrSHINE FBtouchdown
BusTed: Just like in the war.
asthanius: You string up a good ham
Fanklok: Cori is on a playmat, Wheeler isn't. Cori has a wiki page, Wheeler doesn't. Coincidence? I think not.
asthanius: It's true. If you want to get on the wiki, you gotta date Ian
SaxPython: @asthanius KomodoHype
asthanius: Yoggers my doggers!
Lordofironstorm: YogChamp
Anonyman41: Yoggers
Jensling: You have level ups!
NovaeCorvidae: Dont forget to level up!
matthaus_c: gotta go for wolf war
h3rsh3yb4r: Guys I think Magnus might have been in the Wolf Wars
Fanklok: Magnus smoked a Wolf Wars once and now its his entire personality
kalira77: @h3rsh3yb4r I think you might be reading too much into this
Simonark: I can HEAR Cori, but as the wiki says, she currently is most frequently seen cohosting I, Horner
matthaus_c: oh hello there wolf man
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Dog_of_Myth: breyaBustChut breyaBustChut
affinityartifacts: YEE HAW
matthaus_c: Olivia was also in the Wolf Wars
the777s: raid time
Capt_short: breyaBustChut breyaBustChut
Pharmacistjudge: hellol bust chut, fancy seeing you here too?
Bigchad0: Raid
WaitWaitDontKillMe: oh hey, I am also playing across the obelisk right now lol
UnusuallyLargeMoth: oh man I played enough to start with 2 energy instead of 1, going back to having 4 energy turn 1 is visibly agonizing
BusTed: YogChamp
Lordofironstorm: Yoggies, my doggies
the777s: PowerUpL breyaOTey PowerUpR
the777s: PowerUpL breyaOTey PowerUpR PowerUpL breyaOTey PowerUpR
the777s: PowerUpL breyaOTey PowerUpR PowerUpL breyaOTey PowerUpR PowerUpL breyaOTey PowerUpR
WaitWaitDontKillMe: wooo, I just now beat across the obelisk for the first time!!! amazonPumpkinDance breyaParty amazonPumpkinDance breyaParty
sovietarchaeomancer: The owls!
dumbo3k: Subscribe WolfWarsFacts
Simonark: You already convinced me to buy it. I lost a week!
WaitWaitDontKillMe: jk there is a final boss part 2 fml
Simonark: So far!
matthaus_c: just place the wolf's head between your thighs
Dog_of_Myth: Shake it like a Polaroid...
MadWolf1290: dink!
corpocracy: Which is saying something since you've been in the Wild Wars
h3rsh3yb4r: The Wolf War takes no prisoners
matthaus_c: so anyway I started stabbing
Simonark: History is written by the pyromaniacs, usually
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs
WhisperOnaMountain: so how does the coop in this game work?
WhisperOnaMountain: like is it drop in? or do you have to play with the same person on one particular save?
MadWolf1290: WOW
Dog_of_Myth: Big Pig
YeetTheRich_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Xx_JAG_xX: a perfect boy
SaxPython: FBtouchdown KomodoHype FBtouchdown
Fanklok: We just had a break
KeytarCat: @WhisperOnaMountain It looked like it was by run? We haven't explored it on stream afaik
asthanius: yeah it's called pollution
Jensling: Yeah, it's by run/save
asthanius: trans mission > trans agenda
BusTed: Hydro Thunder!
h3rsh3yb4r: Trans missions are human missions
cdutson: so is this darkest dungeon cross slay the spire?
Jensling: Which has a small problem, namely that you only seem to be able to have 3 hosted MPruns at a time, so it might be a good idea to have the less active person be host if you think it's gonna be a problem
KeytarCat: @cdutson Not really, more like slay the spire and Steamworld Quest. Buuuut, a few concepts line up with all three so kinda
cdutson: @cdutson fair nuff
drewm1022: Siri, play "I nearly lost you"
Fanklok: Then the tree breathed its laser breath and everyone died
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
UnusuallyLargeMoth: GOT THERE
h3rsh3yb4r: Reginald with the kill!
Snowcookies: woot!
UnusuallyLargeMoth: YOU got there before THE LASER came in!
UnusuallyLargeMoth: wait I did the emphasis wrong
cdutson: i appreciate the spitting in the face of hubris
Fanklok: what a fluke
paulthemapguy: welcome to Wheeler's Hubrisnasium
UnusuallyLargeMoth: unironically I always put shield of thorns on the tank, it's so hilarious
drewm1022: There could be anything in the box though.
NovaeCorvidae: We're about to find out what their favorite color is between red blue and green.
SnackPak_: writes down small rocks
cdutson: that's a weird way to say "pocket sand"
APartofManny: work for david vs goliath
Fanklok: Can I just deploy my tactical pocket sand?
bullseye3265: oh hello mr wheeler! cha! and cori!
cdutson: @Fanklok eyyy
UnusuallyLargeMoth: that's the portal I haven't hit up yet
h3rsh3yb4r: They said the thing!
UnusuallyLargeMoth: for all you know this whole setting is on top of one very extremely large obelisk
Fanklok: Pet Shop? That bird is fucked up
NovaeCorvidae: You can also find pets on the map through events
theamc2000: I wheeler and cori
theamc2000: Hi
circusofkirkus: welp streams over folks
Fanklok: Too bad Cori couldn't make it for the stream next week
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theamc2000: Wheeler’s crooked toque
UnusuallyLargeMoth: far as I can tell, there are three upgrades. Blue and Gold, which you can do at altars, and Purple, which is much better but can only be gotten as a reward
KeytarCat: Divinate hurt me a little bit LUL
UnusuallyLargeMoth: look at magnus's little buddy
jRoy7: I see Magnus brought a snack with him
UnusuallyLargeMoth: jRoy7 NO
theamc2000: Magnus brought a snack with them
UnusuallyLargeMoth: the rabbit is NOT A SNACK
jRoy7: Back in the Wolf War, rabbits were our MREs.
Juliamon: Can the pets be named?
theamc2000: Buy a god a call it pig
theamc2000: Dog
TheMerricat: Chat is anyone else hearing cat in the cradle as the background music
theamc2000: Check out aisle 3
Fadedsun: This looks a lot like slay the spire
theamc2000: Celery why have you forsaken me
theamc2000: Get a foot
theamc2000: Or some cm
TheMerricat: Yar har har the pirate Bay for me?
patfinder: the latest season of Cobra Kai also dropped
h3rsh3yb4r: nyaa .
h3rsh3yb4r: up to you to decide
Xafty: its both
theamc2000: dolphinHaw wheelerY wheelerH dolphinHaw
silenceaux: it's like nyaa, se?
Juliamon: is .nyaa a tld yet
SnackPak_: they're LARPing
theamc2000: Ah, a cockfight
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BusTed: "I should buy a boat."
Jensling: Well, this is a *croco*man not a lizardman
Twilight_Spark: Hot
h3rsh3yb4r: Why does he sound like a pig?
circusofkirkus: does this mean there are lute boxes in this game
circusofkirkus: @h3rsh3yb4r this is clearly Kermit acting as Gustav
Pharmacistjudge: so...go loot the lute?
Dog_of_Myth: So you wanna be a rockstar....
NovaeCorvidae: The Blue area
KeytarCat: It's on a different map, I think
jRoy7: All glory to the hypnocrab
Orxolon: shouldn't the scouter end with camouflage?
theamc2000: Siren song of white country rap
Jensling: Or at least exit stealth with an attack instead of a song, yes @Orxolon
Orxolon: are these "monsters" above our paygrade?
Orxolon: @Jensling ok
drewm1022: Hey is that a sweet lute?
h3rsh3yb4r: That's a harp
Pharmacistjudge: does those snake hips lie?
drewm1022: Oh. Good point.
theamc2000: What is harp but big lute
SnackPak_: crazy insane, got no brain
SnackPak_: that checks out
theamc2000: Am Bostonian adjacent , that true
BusTed: 🤔
YeetTheRich_: mind bolting your bird?
UnusuallyLargeMoth: you seem to be in minor pain
BusTed: oogh
theamc2000: Sometimes twitch chat does not load any more after I type so I assume I have been shunned
h3rsh3yb4r: Reginald forgot to shuffle his deck
Jensling: Because it's following the rules of honorable anime combat TPFufun
BusTed: tqsClap
Jensling: Yeah, blue portal
Drakuseth_Maw_of_Flames: This has been on my wishlist for a while. Thanks for playing it!
h3rsh3yb4r: 50%
KeytarCat: The die icon said 50%
NovaeCorvidae: You can see odds by hovering over the die
TheMerricat: @loadingreadyrun so I don't know if it works for this one but someone in Chat said if you hover over the dice it tells you your odds
circusofkirkus: the best heal is a good offense or something like that
h3rsh3yb4r: RIP flamestrike
jRoy7: Suddenly a snake appears
SnackPak_: woof
Dog_of_Myth: RIP
Drakuseth_Maw_of_Flames: Oregon trail taught me it's not safe to cross rivers.
kalira77: you can cross them, just NEVER ford them
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until_may: and another one
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Garbonzo42: I bought this game becasue of you!
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drewm1022: Tpk just in time for end of stream?
drewm1022: I was watching CR, tpks on the mind :D
TheMerricat: Total party kill.
ArkhamArchivist: enTire Pteam Kmurdered
h3rsh3yb4r: TPK is Total Party Kyle
Drakuseth_Maw_of_Flames: TPK TPK!!!
SnackPak_: I believe
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
TheMerricat: Reggie's going to out heal them in the win
SnackPak_: sergeGG
TheMerricat: and now you can collect a lot more boxes and unlock the pet shop next stream
Juliamon: Next time you get to use the pig!
KeytarCat: Proggers, my Yoggers
Snowcookies: thanks for the stream
Drakuseth_Maw_of_Flames: Sweet game.
Orxolon: and now we have Pork Pope!
benjamin_wheeler: !patreon
LRRbot: 2713 patrons for a total of $20,484.41 per month.
KWardJenx: 'Chicken Butt.' Ha! Got'em!
SnackPak_: awkward
TheMerricat: okay I don't know why but for some reason I thought it was that rhythm game that Ian and Heather were playing with the tall guy and the girl who died
PMAvers: It's about how absolutely messed up South Louisiana is due to the oil industry.
Juliamon: Deemo, Demeo, easy mistake
KeytarCat: #notACult
circusofkirkus: cephalid tribal lets go
Spacecarl: oh right
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
Snowcookies: googling it gives you a LRR video
Juliamon: Jeeeeez, James
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DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
laundreydhull: LUL
KWardJenx: Nite!
laundreydhull: No, Tis MEga Ultra Chicken!
TheMerricat: :D
Orxolon: thanks for the stream!