TemporallyAwry: !advice
LRRbot: Kite the pirate mice into the fishtopus' tentacles.
Mortimew: Squid1 PrideLion Squid4
Juliamon: I read that as 'fishtoupee' and got very confused for a moment
TehAmelie: wearing a fish in your hair is a common Norwegian thing according to cartoons i read on the internet
MAPBoardgames: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Demeo: PC Edition) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (6m from now).
undecided44: !next
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MAPBoardgames: Demeo? Didn't they play that on Rhythm Cafe?
SquareDotCube: @TehAmelie reminds me of a fashion trend in antiquity where it was fashionable to tie your hair onto cicadas
Juliamon: hype train is boarding
MAPBoardgames: !venga
LRRbot: WARNING. WARNING. WARNING. No refuge. Encountered an assailant 「VENGA BUS」 Be attitude for gains... 1: Like to party. 2: Just around the corner. 3: Interstate free disco.
Sethalidos: !bus
MAPBoardgames: !desertbus
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KeytarCat: !Dessertbus
margieargie: Right... Bus is coming, sooner than I thought... it's only two months isn't it...
MAPBoardgames: Quoth the Raven "The bus is coming!"
RandomTrivia: @KeytarCat That was Crossing the Ice Streams last week lrrBEEJ
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Sethalidos: !busiscoming
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KeytarCat: @RandomTrivia ooh, that was good LUL
MAPBoardgames: ^
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mitomanox: !next
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mitomanox: hello next people of chat land
Pal_Friendpatine: !next
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RandomTrivia: lrrSIG !
Earthenone: SIGNAL
MAPBoardgames: lrrSIG duskvBang lrrSIG
Haroldholmes25: Glad they're getting to demo a game
Pteraspidomorphi: :|
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Crossing the Streams! Tonight Ben, Nelson, Serge and Cori are delving into the dungeon in Demeo http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fcflm_UaMAALpHx.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1569475968175345664
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RandomTrivia: You thought it was a board game, but IT WAS ME - DEMEO! lrrBEEJ
Fruan: The Road Quest sound track is so good. How dare it be this good.
margieargie: I've never heard of this game so I'm definitely intrigued to find out what it's like...
djalternative: I keep thinking the crew's playing a demo tonight
Kramburger: How do you do, fellow gamers?
BusTed: Hey hey.
TehAmelie: the Demeo demo might be good
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EDCBeerGeek: I don’t know how many times I’ve watched Road Quest….it’s so fun
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I was expecting Ian to inflict Deemo on people. I don't even know how that'd work
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MAPBoardgames: Not to be confused with Deemo, the game with the big headed, piano playing girl.
KeytarCat: I think I demo'd Demeo during demo week
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TheMerricat: @mapboardgames ngl up until yesterday that was exactly the game I thought they were playing and I was trying to figure out how they were going to co-op it
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Martizz1e: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Demeo
SergeYager: duDudu duDudu duDudu
SergeYager: born ready
djalternative: you know, I could definitely go for another Crossing the Garbage episode
Earthenone: is this in the games and demeos category?
Strebenherz: Intro!
mtvcdm: Are we not men, we are Demeo
LordZarano: jlrrCooltunes
mtvcdm: Are we not men, D-E-M-E-O
saucemaster5000: i was also born ready, but I've yet to figure out for what
PotatoWraiths: henlo
ShifuDaxiongmao: Demeo you know, the better..
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TheWriterAleph: we're heeeere!
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RandomTrivia: Behold, wonderful people! lrrSHINE
Eklinaar: Wooo Demeo
TehAmelie: sup
mtvcdm: (it's donuts with butts)
Martizz1e: oooo I love demeo, so good and their team is magnificent
RandomTrivia: @Jarlax FBtouchdown One hundred! FBtouchdown
ShifuDaxiongmao: First, the most important question... do you all pronounce Demeo the same way?
korvys: What adjective is Nelly?
A_Dub888: The Corious
Dog_of_Myth: Good evening all!!
CururuGuasu: Not to be confused with Deemo
mtvcdm: !patreon
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Pteraspidomorphi: D'mayo
hatboozeparty: Wait, what kind of pizza?
A_Dub888: Adventure!
Star_Lilith: it's not delivery, it's demeo
Eklinaar: @ShifuDaxiongmao The way Nelson pronounced it is the canonically correct way, the president of the studio has said the first syllable is the same as the first syllable in "Demon"
TheWriterAleph: box text! box text!
Dog_of_Myth: Love the background Nelly
Earthenone: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: scissor-lift mouth treasure
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Nigouki: a nelf?
KaleidoscopeMind: "elf"
Earthenone: that elf is poging
tehfewl: wheelerMonkey
Kramburger: Damn, elf thicc tho
Juliamon: That elf is pogging
foopoiuyt: That's...
saucemaster5000: that's what an elf looks like when you tell them they've been cut from "the rings of power"
Earthenone: nice to share a brain cell juliamon :)
TheWriterAleph: Al Frog!
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: oh wow it's like a full VR DND thing
MAPBoardgames: "We're adventurers. Technically, EVERYTHING we do is an 'adventure'."
Questhere: el' froggo
ShifuDaxiongmao: El Frog?
Dog_of_Myth: Alf for short
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown Alfaragh! FBtouchdown
djalternative: Alf?
TheWriterAleph: Elfroggers the Poggers
Xenguin47: Don't open it.
MAPBoardgames: Nethermost?
ShifuDaxiongmao: Alf does indeed rock
SaxPython: a retinue, fancy
Pteraspidomorphi: Spells need laundering
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mtvcdm: The first member of the DK Crew
Garfman314: way hey hey
RandomTrivia: Concerningly, Adam's CYOA voices are overriding this in my brain
Dog_of_Myth: So the Elf Queen slays you say
saucemaster5000: short book
korvys: Oh, so she has a butt stomp?
Kramburger: Mighty and Poundable
MrTheWalrus: Can shoot fireballs.
KaleidoscopeMind: mouth fire balls + butt stomp = mario?
Fruan: Drink the juice!
MAPBoardgames: I typically only shoot fireballs after chili night.
LordZarano: Not DᴇᴇMσ, Dᴇᴍᴇᴏ
tehfewl: Yeah, Paul, let them drink the tomb juice
korvys: Are any great deeds honored here?
gibbousm: generally not a great idea to open the ominous black sarcophagus.
A_Dub888: just ARROW
MAPBoardgames: "Just the tip"
RandomTrivia: Serge casts "Arrow"
SquareDotCube: but you're robed in green...
LiveFaust: But is the black sarcophagus IN A JAR?
margieargie: escher3MEOW
stevefromdetroit: @RandomTrivia cast or fire arrow?
Xenguin47: Huh... It's like my local ranger likes to say, "I prepare to cast Arrow To Your Eyeball."
Garfman314: fightsm'n
viviwinter: huh, deemo looks different from the last time i saw it
RandomTrivia: @stevefromdetroit Yes
EDCBeerGeek: lol yeah…what it’s its just the black mummy water from a few years ago!?
Earthenone: the green archer is called the blue archer due to copyright :P
saucemaster5000: card based dungeon crawling... is this gloomhaven?
Koshindan: 2022 HeroQuest is weird.
Earthenone: this is heroquest VR yeah :)
RandomTrivia: AMAZING
DeM0nFiRe: LUL gdqTunes
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Gotta save some for later.
stevefromdetroit: moar pls
KaleidoscopeMind: break out the trombone?
Star_Lilith: nelly spitting FIRE
EDCBeerGeek: go nelly!
circusofkirkus: that's the radio edit
ShifuDaxiongmao: no reason to boost morale outside of combat :P
korvys: What class is Ben again?
BrowneePoints: OH! It's this game!
RandomTrivia: @korvys Guardian I think he said?
EDCBeerGeek: Cutie
El_Funko: Morning gamers
Manae: Stealth AFK stream :D
Manae: but not 100% AFK
LordZarano: Like Demeo
BrowneePoints: This controls and looks great in VR btw
MAPBoardgames: I CAT I CAT I
stevefromdetroit: current time of day to you @El_Funko lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: @MAPBoardgames benginLul
korvys: Serge: Blue Archer - Cori: Green Warlock - Ben: Yellow Guardian - Nelly: Purple Bard
El_Funko: Wait wait wait.. miniature people.. on bases!? I'm interested
Garfman314: he's just standing there.... menacingly
Raincoast_Bear: This was originally a VR title.
MWGNZ: if i'm skim reading the store page correctly there's also a vr version of the game that costs the same amount as the non-vr version?
ShifuDaxiongmao: "That's just an oil lamp" , famous last words
BrowneePoints: It's like HeroQuest for 4 people, was originally designed for VR @El_Funko
El_Funko: AND cards? oh my
EDCBeerGeek: thats some lamp…
MAPBoardgames: !advice
LRRbot: Dance like there's no gravity.
BrowneePoints: the VR version of this was the original
MWGNZ: El_Funko just needs a painting mode
Eklinaar: @MWGNZ Correct, and they are cross-play compatible
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: Ian lies.
Pal_Friendpatine: We totally need cori’s words of wisdom in advice
saucemaster5000: yeah, when I'm standing in poison smoke my first fear is "boy I hope I don't catch on fire."
MAPBoardgames: Doink Doink!
mtvcdm: So if we see Ian in this dungeon, don't listen to him
BrowneePoints: it also shows the die roll over the unit when you attack
MWGNZ: @MWGNZ Eklinaar thats cool, but a lil rough if you want to play in both vr and not vr
TemporallyAwry: !goodideas
MAPBoardgames: !findquote enemies
LRRbot: Quote #5345: "Now we can focus on the real enemy – each other." —Julie
EDCBeerGeek: that implies there. are times you should listen to Ian…
El_Funko: jackpot
Eklinaar: @MWGNZ You get both.
MAPBoardgames: "Search that cupboard!"
MWGNZ: @MWGNZ that seems much better
KaleidoscopeMind: guarding the money
korvys: Serge: Blue Archer - Cori: Green Warlock - Ben: Yellow Guardian - Nelly: Purple Bard
Koshindan: Bank Guardian
Mr_Horrible: The Guardian of his own pocketbook
saucemaster5000: guarding themself
MAPBoardgames: Ben is Banker
El_Funko: Ben works in Financial Securities
Alex_Frostfire: He's the rear guard.
mtvcdm: But maybe LRRBot has more detailed wisdom. LRRBot, convey your wisdom.
Raincoast_Bear: Loot Guardian.
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #3870: "Please don't subject me to Eat Da Poo Poo" —Molly Lewis, to Ian [2017-01-15]
LiveFaust: Gotta watch the rear.
BrowneePoints: Every party needs a Treasurer
TemporallyAwry: Ah - the "Acquisitions Inc" theory of party management PrideLaugh
MAPBoardgames: !findquote loot
LRRbot: Quote #2659: "Dude, I didn't come here for answers... I came here for SWEET LOOT!" —Alex [2016-05-31]
kusinohki: ben reveals he's the traitor early...
A_Dub888: benginTraitor
Dog_of_Myth: Welp, this is starting out like every D&D group ever. :p
saucemaster5000: "It's Raining Spiders" was not as catchy as the one about dudes
GhassanPL: According to steam this game requires a VR headset?
BrowneePoints: can we not do traitor memes? k thx
BrowneePoints: okay for chat
Eklinaar: @GhassanPL It has a VR edition and a non-VR edition
KeytarCat: @GhassanPL There's a new PC release
BrowneePoints: This game STARTED as a VR title, they then made a NON VR version
Dog_of_Myth: Cat early MVP
A_Dub888: "rain of spiders" /would/ clear a room
Raincoast_Bear: Baxter
jonasjonIV: cat!
GhassanPL: Ah, Demeo: PC Edition is the non-VR version
GhassanPL: Good to know
Raincoast_Bear: Baxter the Attack Cat
BrowneePoints: this also runs very smooth and still looks good in VR
MAPBoardgames: !quote baxter
LRRbot: Quote #7767: "MEOWWW" —Baxter
RandomTrivia: NOOOOOO!
MWGNZ: jamieOhjeez
Saintnex: NOOOOOO, kitty!
SnackPak_: F
MAPBoardgames: Kitty, NO!
Dog_of_Myth: Rip cat
Nigouki: wow, got nuked
korvys: Exploding cat!?
Raincoast_Bear: NO! No kill kitty!
EDCBeerGeek: RIP
AzaleaCloud: Hello, gamers. I have no idea what this game is, but I wanted to be with friends.
BrowneePoints: Also noted, the Oil Lamps can explode
MAPBoardgames: duskvKitty duskvRip
AzaleaCloud: Did a cat just die? :O
Raincoast_Bear: Oh well maybe next time bring a dog. FrankerZ
BrowneePoints: @AzaleaCloud HeroQuest ish game, originally designed for VR
ButButTheJesus: @AzaleaCloud Hello! Same!
Asimech: Chat, calm down. The cat just went to visit the dungeon up north.
Juliamon: It, uh, seems that animal companions can die, yes. Not graphically, but...
Jobot180: Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to the exploding bits
Asimech: And no, you can't go see them. It's only for dead cats.
MrTheWalrus: Just once I want to enjoy something without a cat getting hurt. Stupid video games
Eklinaar: The cat is a meat shield
KaleidoscopeMind: cat just napping
mitomanox: pew pew pew
AzaleaCloud: Thank you Ben. I was gonna say "I hate this game already" but the respawn timer redeemed it.
Juliamon: Cat had enough of this shit, it's gone to go take a nap
saucemaster5000: I'm team kitty
AzaleaCloud: An elven mystic? Cool, you can tap them for G. :D
Raincoast_Bear: Ben is new James. Running around opening doors and agro-ing the monsters.
TheMerricat: I have absolutely no idea why chat to surprised that Ben is the one betraying the party and going the other direction .... :D
stevefromdetroit: same it healed
Dog_of_Myth: @TheMerricat Yeah, it's a mystery.
ShifuDaxiongmao: Same, he healed
TemporallyAwry: Same, pretty sure that screaming sound effect was a heal yeah.
MAPBoardgames: Was anyone surprised @TheMerricat ?
BrowneePoints: Oh yea Ben and Cori, what do y'all think of the Miniatures Battle/Painting game with Brandon Sanderson attached coming out?
Martizz1e: fell asleep but peotip, make sure you hit the enemy...I've moved next to the enemy countless times and then you just waste and action
Alex_Frostfire: The cultist might be a healer.
BloodnBullets: is there a log somewhere?
Alex_Frostfire: Oh, healing pot.
saucemaster5000: I hear terrifying singing children in this dungeon...
Raincoast_Bear: @TheMerricat I'm not that surprised. Ben turned out to be the traitor every time I watched Betrayal at House on the HIll.
Asimech: @TheMerricat Especially since this game was described as "like Heroquest". And would it really be Heroquest if someone didn't abandon the group?
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
MAPBoardgames: Ca`na the Ca`t
ShifuDaxiongmao: Paul not disappointing with the song response :)
stevefromdetroit: can we name the cat lord beef wellington IV?
AzaleaCloud: Can I just say I'm getting the strangest dopamine hit from the fact that you "physically" pick up and roll the dice with mouse controls?
FITorion: split the party
BrowneePoints: Ben is Gandalf
Raincoast_Bear: The Cat came back, they thought he was a goner, but the The Cat Came Back! He just wouldn't stay away!
BrowneePoints: soloing the Balrog and showing up with new clothes and Prestige Class
AzaleaCloud: @BrowneePoints "FLY, YOU FOOLS!"
ShifuDaxiongmao: Tactially ran away
Asimech: @stevefromdetroit ...What happened to Lord Beef Wellington II and III?
saucemaster5000: bravely ran away away SingsNote
BrowneePoints: Looks like the slime puddles are environmental damage, be careful
MAPBoardgames: Bengeonerring
stevefromdetroit: @Asimech - lore happened
AzaleaCloud: Enter the Bengeon
kusinohki: obvious trap gold is obvious...
TheMerricat: @AzaleaCloud It is cool, it's a leftover from the VR controls
MAPBoardgames: Findquote pet
A_Dub888: benginLurk
Asimech: @stevefromdetroit It's like chat always says: Adam was right.
MAPBoardgames: !findquote pet
LRRbot: Quote #7316: "Petting the dog is the reward unto its self." —Paul [2020-10-30]
kusinohki: call the dog what?
Raincoast_Bear: Dog => Remy!
KaleidoscopeMind: Astral mark is just a laser pointer
stevefromdetroit: or what about Garth for the dog
AzaleaCloud: Is this a new setup, Ben? When you streamed Dead by Daylight, you were facing left from the camera's perspective; now you're facing right.
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHA
Raincoast_Bear: Close it! Close the Door!
AzaleaCloud: Oh, hello. o.o
TheMerricat: Karma.
BrowneePoints: Good think you saved the healing fountain
Pteraspidomorphi: It's just like Heroquest
MAPBoardgames: Good news, everyone!
Jobot180: Ben's luck just ran out
Adamantcheese: too bad you can't close the doors
Dog_of_Myth: Something something never split the party....
Chaser617: ok is this like a card based DnD
Dog_of_Myth: :p
mowdownjoe: Ben just learned not to open every door.
Saintnex: Oh.
Earthenone: clealy the learning experiance is to play a slower charicter than ben :P
stevefromdetroit: this feels like a tell dale moment
AzaleaCloud: Ouch ouch ouch ouch.
MAPBoardgames: Maybe don't open the door as your second action?
Ravensfest: Still feels like poetic justice though
mowdownjoe: !advice
LRRbot: All of the bones are in the skin.
AzaleaCloud: @Earthenone You don't have to run fast, you just have to run faster than Ben. :p
Eklinaar: This game definitely benefits from everyone being ready for a fight when you open a door
stevefromdetroit: just like in real life
El_Funko: Should've brought jumper cables
Tiber727: 2 AP into a closed door.
Earthenone: no, running faster was the problem, his initive was last so no one could follow him :P
BrowneePoints: also looks like there may have been a door on the opposite side that would reveal that room from a ways away
korvys: Could he have opened the door and backed up?
BrowneePoints: but it's hard to tell that from here
BrowneePoints: @korvys not enough ap
korvys: Ah
TheMerricat: He's up NOW.
MAPBoardgames: Ben's going to need another revive. Plan on that?
korvys: "Tanking"
BrowneePoints: Slimes have no fear
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
BrowneePoints: crit miss
AzaleaCloud: #NeverPunished
BrowneePoints: he IS poisoned
RandomTrivia: 1 =/= 0!
Raincoast_Bear: "ARRGH I'm dying..." - "Wait, I sing you a song!"
MAPBoardgames: He didn't die? Wait.
AzaleaCloud: Only life point that matters is the last one!
Alex_Frostfire: What does poison do? Is Ben going to die at the top of his turn to poison?
Raincoast_Bear: WHIRLWIND attack at the guys in door?
El_Funko: Annoyed Nelson's character didn't yell HERE I AM
saucemaster5000: the cat will come back, the very next day
RandomTrivia: Such disrespect for the cat
stizzet: lol Funko
AzaleaCloud: Doin' everything I can~ Holding onto what I am~ Pretending I'm a Superman~
AzaleaCloud: *ska trumpets intensify*
kusinohki: *smacks forehead* I just got the "here I am!" joke... *sigh*
RandomTrivia: Oh no
airylan: I'm just going to stand here going like this, and if you get hit, it's your own fault.
airylan: *misses everyone*
kusinohki: spin to win.... or maybe don't
MAPBoardgames: But it's only Ben, so no worries.
kumatsu: Some Fear
TemporallyAwry: !findquote fear
LRRbot: Quote #2890: "White: my greatest fear." —Cameron [2016-07-01]
BrowneePoints: looks like a healing deployable
kumatsu: Goblin Madden? Do they have a giant touchscreen?
saucemaster5000: arrow curves around enemies like in "Wanted."
BloodnBullets: whats that bone card?
RandomTrivia: benginWow
stevefromdetroit: geoff
AzaleaCloud: OhMyDog
mowdownjoe: benginWow benginWow benginWow
TheMerricat: @BloodnBullets it's a taunt that ben got from the chest
Pteraspidomorphi: Good girl?
baskwalla: c'mon Ben, throw me a bone here
BloodnBullets: can ben give the dog the bone? feed the dog!
Nydestroyer: bone em
BrowneePoints: ballistics damage? nice
AzaleaCloud: @kumatsu "So what we do is we strap a bomb to Furt, send him out this way and that way, and BOOM"
MAPBoardgames: Or 'marked' deals extra damage?
Nydestroyer: bone says 0 does that mean its free?
Raincoast_Bear: Nick nack paddy whack. Give the Dog a bone.
BrowneePoints: Coward! Throw the hurricane in the doorway and let the RNG Gods sort it out
El_Funko: I hope Remy's looking at Ben like "you wanna split it?"
AzaleaCloud: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown DOGGO! FBtouchdown
MAPBoardgames: Goodest of Boys
mowdownjoe: benginPet benginPet benginPet
BrowneePoints: hey look now Nelly can hurricane
CAKHost: Can we name the doggo Remy?
MWGNZ: jamiePuphug elfunkSickest
RandomTrivia: Doggo confirmed good
BloodnBullets: so cori and serge have pets, but nelly gets a turret
EDCBeerGeek: More evidence that doggo>cat
BloodnBullets: i think that turret needs a name
BrowneePoints: Nelson give your Turret a name for prosperity's sake
AzaleaCloud: LUL
Raincoast_Bear: Did anyone bring a grenade?
AzaleaCloud: Shooty McShootyface
JusticeJuice: Ben has a pet floor tile.
Asimech: Ben has a pet bone.
BrowneePoints: Use the Hurricane! MUAHAHAHAHA
saucemaster5000: death in 2 turns? Eh, not one turn
Asimech: Wait. Is Ben's armour Ben's pet? And "repairing" is the equivalent of petting it?
RandomTrivia: lrrSIG
Tobenamed1: Im sorry Im late, but Im here!!!! @LoadingReadyRun
midnightcurryjazz: c o p
BrowneePoints: We also learned that Elementals explode with their element when they die
niccus: at least your hat isn't draining life from you
AzaleaCloud: The doggo-tornado tag team!
Alex_Frostfire: I think you've cleared most of the mobs.
EDCBeerGeek: dog-nado
BrowneePoints: it has 9 lives
BrowneePoints: wait
BrowneePoints: 8 lives
saucemaster5000: vets haven't been invented yet
BrowneePoints: Mitosis
Alex_Frostfire: Mitosis, yes.
jonasjonIV: cytomorphis
Alex_Frostfire: Healing bacon!
Nydestroyer: the cat will live through the poison via pure drain attacks LUL
AzaleaCloud: Healing bacon? Sounds like a good reward for the doggo. ;)
RandomTrivia: Moving away from the whirling vortex of death seems like a solid play, yes
BloodnBullets: weve found bens pet, a statue
mowdownjoe: benginLurk
RandomTrivia: Nooooo
BrowneePoints: Why weren't you so concerned about the Cat Ben benginFine
BloodnBullets: name it ben!
KaleidoscopeMind: pet statue also has armor
BrowneePoints: Rocky
BrowneePoints: and it's immune to 5 things
RandomTrivia: That statue is clearly designed to be the villain, because it heels you lrrBEEJ
niccus: googling "my cat changed colors and is now bigger than i am"
BrowneePoints: does the dog have that many immunities?
Asimech: Soft Serve
MAPBoardgames: Two more levels and the cat will be as big as Baxter
mercano82: Healy McStoneface
GhostValv: benginO7
RandomTrivia: benginO7
Nigouki: video game barrels still a menace on tabletop
BrowneePoints: Cori subtly saying "SERGE SHOOT THEM FIRST"
saucemaster5000: ooh vortex lamp sounds fun!
Fanklok: I will fight together as a team of 1
MAPBoardgames: Maybe it shows only YOUR gold. The rest of your team is broke.
AzaleaCloud: Is this music a stock asset? I swear I've heard it somewhere else...
BloodnBullets: maybe the active player has the teams gold?
BrowneePoints: that ALMOST hit Ben
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JonnyGlitched: This number seems significant but I'm bad at math
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Asimech: "360 no scope! Oh."
RandomTrivia: "Three sixt- uhh... hlorf"
JonnyGlitched: Hello Cori, Serge, Nelson, Ben! Hi Chat!
JonnyGlitched: What did I miss what are we playing
BrowneePoints: Demeo
JonnyGlitched: I got up early so I want to make the most of it
Earthenone: demeo
AzaleaCloud: Basically HeroQuest but with the lady from Poll Mine as an announcer.
BrowneePoints: It's a HeroQuest style game originally designed for VR @JonnyGlitched
Asimech: @JonnyGlitched "Ben learns about the power of teamwork."
JonnyGlitched: @Asimech So who's the betrayer?
saucemaster5000: I'm also on team Ben lives his life. Everyone else though....
JonnyGlitched: @BrowneePoints that sounds neat!
Dandinstorm12: hello chat
SnackPak_: let's find out
Asimech: @JonnyGlitched Ben, before a door betrayed Ben.
MAPBoardgames: Join me... in death!
BrowneePoints: yea I remember watching Critical Role play this in VR and it ran VERY smooth
airylan: all will become one
BrowneePoints: it ran quite smoothly
BloodnBullets: LRR the writhing stream team
kusinohki: "by our powers combined!"
virgil82: Rat King, Ten Thousand Strong!
JonnyGlitched: That XCOM LOS indicator was the best UI improvement in ANY game EVER
BrowneePoints: Ya gotta YEET that Die Ben
Dandinstorm12: for glory?
Juliamon: JonnyGlitched Most of the characters also have pets that can die but have a respawn timer. If you have trouble with animal death it's good to know, even though it's not graphic.
Haroldholmes25: not for honor, but for love
Fanklok: Silly this is Deemeo not For Honor
MAPBoardgames: No smooching the monsters this time, Ben!
Dandinstorm12: are we sure this isn't about glory and not honor?
JonnyGlitched: @Juliamon my D&D groups's newbie is learning all about bringing pets into battle
Bionull: Wait, which of them is the detective then?
BrowneePoints: Ben can shove it to the wall
BrowneePoints: then Serge can shoot the oil lamp
JonnyGlitched: What if you dead
MAPBoardgames: Can you throw the dice off the table?
Mr_Horrible: For KARL!
saucemaster5000: god is just dog said backwards
Dandinstorm12: so glory then
AzaleaCloud: OhMyDog
Dandinstorm12: for Kevin?
BloodnBullets: door is just locked now, dont need to clear the nests
Twilight_Spark: stripRat
Asimech: @JonnyGlitched Announcer voice: "River Styx it is, then."
niccus: you find out it's shooting at your reinforcements or something
JonnyGlitched: seabatClap
Dandinstorm12: it's like Bylaw and Order all over again
Himyul: Serge is the traitor
MAPBoardgames: We still love you, Serge.
BrowneePoints: I'm gonna need all 4 of you on a Dice Friends together
AzaleaCloud: "You don't understand, Ben! I wanted to do the cool thing!"
Nydestroyer: Serge is just setting up the whirlwind
Bionull: I've been watching for 5 minutes and I still don't know if this competitive or coop
JonnyGlitched: lol the lack of character animations is hilarious
Juliamon: Bionull Yes.
AzaleaCloud: @Bionull You see that like there's a difference.
AzaleaCloud: say*
JonnyGlitched: mashing the figurines together
saucemaster5000: truly elegant
BrowneePoints: Been gave those Aracnos Phobia
MAPBoardgames: Dammit, Paul beat me to the joke
JonnyGlitched: Spiders are our friends, and I'm from Australia
Twilight_Spark: It's not a bug, it an arachnid feature.
Juliamon: It's 'coop' in that the goal isn't explicitly to kill the other players.
BrowneePoints: probably in the other rooms
CAKHost: Thanks for the stream! Goodnight.
BigDaddyBland87: @Twilight_Spark I'm gonna use that for glitches from now on
JonnyGlitched: Step 2: ???
BrowneePoints: 3.5xp it look like
HadesLeprechaun: reading steam reviews it sounds like enemies endlessly spawn, and sometimes in rooms behind that you've already cleared
corianderd: @HadesLeprechaun true
Kramburger: Streamer, show dog feet
Dandinstorm12: Step 1, do the thing, step 2 justify your actions? Step 3 ??? Step 4 Profit
JonnyGlitched: God I'd love to play 5e with an interface like this
BrowneePoints: Good news
Himyul: 3 > 0
BrowneePoints: this looks like what WotC is doing with D&D Beyond @JonnyGlitched
BrowneePoints: except of course it's a bit higher production and polish
JonnyGlitched: @BrowneePoints yeah I heard, we'll see!
MAPBoardgames: Pluck your magic twanger, Nelly!
BrowneePoints: they showed a short preview
JonnyGlitched: Can I... not play 5.5?
Dandinstorm12: lrrGOAT
JonnyGlitched: lrrGOAT
AzaleaCloud: FBtouchdown
vellebastet: ysbrydDingdang
BrowneePoints: LOL Cleepto
Dandinstorm12: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN doctor509Hype
Bionull: Serge secretly selling dog
JonnyGlitched: If you didn't use it in the last year, donate it
Dandinstorm12: uh
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I don't know how the VR version plays, but I feel like the PC version of this might be better for streaming. The VR POV can be a little hard to watch to an outside observer
underhill33: another pet!
JonnyGlitched: Summons seem good?
circusofkirkus: sounds like a pet
BloodnBullets: moar pets!
circusofkirkus: so yes
Twilight_Spark: Treat yourself
MAPBoardgames: If you get it, you need to think of a cool name.
JonnyGlitched: Action economy is always good
Nydestroyer: idk any of these games having bullet spunges that you can summon is always good
saucemaster5000: summon elemental, unfortunately you summon the heart captain planet elemental
Dandinstorm12: Thanks Paul, always play PC
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun Correct. The VR one runs incredibly well(since it was made for VR first) but the camera in it is obviously designed for VR viewing
BrowneePoints: So good call Paul!
JonnyGlitched: @saucemaster5000 jonnyg6Heart jonnyg6Captain jonnyg6Heart
Juliamon: Yeah, VR can be REALLY hard to watch
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun As far as I can tell, it's literally what we are seeing ATM but, in VR.
Dandinstorm12: pssh cyle fluids? Who does that
BrowneePoints: that's one break for each kidney!
BrowneePoints: wait...
Piecrust9: Don't tell me what to do
BrowneePoints: The VR cam is a bit closer and shakier
JonnyGlitched: VR is fun to play, bad to watch
BrowneePoints: cuz it's attached to the eyes
JonnyGlitched: (in general)
BrowneePoints: I watched Critical Role stream the VR version during the heyday of the Pandini @TheMerricat still have some vague memories of it
Nydestroyer: isnt demeo a band? Or is that something else?
TheMerricat: ?codefall 1
Pump19: Codefall | Cultist Simulator (Steam) https://pump19.eu/codefall/uditoc
JonnyGlitched: Anyone who has Prime should check out this month's games
Juliamon: Yeah, just the inherent disconnect of the camera moving in a natural way that's *not* the way you're moving.
JonnyGlitched: some top ones
BrowneePoints: Hey chat! Unfinity is NEXT MONTH! Anyone else excited?
JonnyGlitched: @Juliamon I get nausea easily, so I have to pick my VR games carefully
Juliamon: I am WAY too excited for Unfinity
JonnyGlitched: I can't play VR games where I "move" with a controller, has to be step-by-step or teleport
JonnyGlitched: New Un set already?
Juliamon: Yeah, this is the one LRR helped directly with
tehfewl: >prime sub available on 12 SEP 2022. What day do you think it is twitch?
JonnyGlitched: Neato! Seems like the last one was only... Was it 2 years ago now?
Juliamon: Unstable was pre-pandemic
MAPBoardgames: @JonnyGlitched I can. I just get instantly, violently, ill if I try.
LordZarano: The brain does a lot to make your own body's motion super smooth and unnoticeable to you. Seeing someone else's perspective without that smoothing is... bad
JonnyGlitched: @LordZarano I can't even watch someone else play a FPS without... measures.
JonnyGlitched: @Juliamon holy crap it came out in 2017
Juliamon: Time flies when you're stuck at home for a year (or more)
BrowneePoints: @Juliamon I already Preordered a box
RomanGoro: Unfinity is the first time most of us can buy something written by LRR
BrowneePoints: Also to note, human motion IS very smooth
saucemaster5000: it does still seem like a year and some change just mysteriously disappeared
BrowneePoints: it's just we have never made a camera with the same mix of power and efficiency as the human eye
JonnyGlitched: @BrowneePoints it's more so that our brain cheats and fills in the gaps with little hallucinations
BrowneePoints: It's both
saucemaster5000: and when we try to up framerates of cameras, we can't handle it, which is very funny
Juliamon: Our brains are too complicated for our own good
JonnyGlitched: "close enough is good enough" from an evolutionary standpoint
BrowneePoints: yep
BrowneePoints: I'm lucky that I'm a weirdo who can discern up to about 108fps
Juliamon: The more we know, the more we struggle with them
RomanGoro: Basically brains have the best netcode ever
KeytarCat: @JonnyGlitched That explains why I spill drinks when I'm under the influence
JonnyGlitched: @KeytarCat sure we'll go with that
BrowneePoints: Fighter Pilots can extrapolate at 130fps or higher
margieargie: Not just that, as someone whose sensation of myself occasionally... breaks a bit, it's the same sort of weirdness as seeing through someone else's viewpoint, there's more senses than just sight involved
BrowneePoints: and the best eyes on record can read records while spinning!
LordZarano: Motion blur, view bobbing and bloom are so dumb. The brain works SO HARD to avoid you ever seeing them IRL
MAPBoardgames: Round 2... FIGHT!
JonnyGlitched: @LordZarano If I can't switch those off in a game I don't play it
JonnyGlitched: 5 is not 0
Daega_Prox: youll go back to 5 on new level
BrowneePoints: @LordZarano well, we see motion blur, but subconsciously, it's why things look weird to us without it
Asimech: @BrowneePoints So that's why some people prefer vinyls.
BloodnBullets: maybe heal up to half?
MAPBoardgames: 5 is 4 more HP than you need
JonnyGlitched: It's funny in me D&D group when I don't waste healing word on someone who hasn't dropped yet. Strategy.
BrowneePoints: @Asimech haha no. I meant that the best eyes on record where filmed looking down at a record spinning on a high rotation and could read the words off them
BrowneePoints: I THINK it's the same person who can slice paintballs with a sword
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Left
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun guiding light is meant to show the path to the key bearer, if there is no valid path (i.e. doors closed) it won't move.
JonnyGlitched: go left lrrBEEJ
JonnyGlitched: I said that to Alex once and he lost his mind
JonnyGlitched: Cover wasn't invented to 1933
BrowneePoints: Speaking of Eyes and Brains, while I'm not a sportsman, the physics of Baseball and how it should be physically impossible to hit one still fascinates me
KeytarCat: Elves and goblins are the same species, we just only see elf propaganda
RomanGoro: So if I'm getting this right, this game is Xcom x D&D + deckbuilding?
JonnyGlitched: @KeytarCat in 5e most "races" can interbreed, which means they're all the same species
Juliamon: RomanGoro It's HeroQuest
BrowneePoints: it's a lot like HeroQuest @RomanGoro
TheMerricat: @RomanGoro VR based Heroquest, with cards
circusofkirkus: when the dog isn't on screen, we're all asking where's the dog?
BrowneePoints: It's HeroQuest if EVERY class got cards
RomanGoro: Wait, VR?
BrowneePoints: yes this was originally made for VR
jonasjonIV: @BrowneePoints really? cool
BrowneePoints: this is the PC version
TheMerricat: @RomanGoro They aren't playing in VR mode but it was originally designed for VR and still handles it
RomanGoro: huh, I can't picture this on VR
KeytarCat: @JonnyGlitched I figured that's more magic than genetics, but I was also spouting nonsense :P
Juliamon: RomanGoro It's way more obvious if you watch the start of the stream
JonnyGlitched: I'd like to see more *good* games that some players can be in VR and others not
TheMerricat: @RomanGoro It's literally what we are watching ATM except using the VR POV instead of having Ben drag the cam around.
JonnyGlitched: I know Tabletop Sim does it
Juliamon: outside of the dungeon it was *very* obviously VR-originated
BrowneePoints: @jonasjonIV yep! Physicists have run tests and Fastballs move too quickly for our biomechanics to actually hit. So, Baseball player's brains are extrapolating data in the instant the ball leaves the pitchers hand and basically projecting a future image of where it should land.
LoadingReadyRun: You can see the VR Hands around the edge of the table
RomanGoro: Ah, so you'd be watching the table, that makes sense
BrowneePoints: Nice Ice Lamp by that mystic
JonnyGlitched: @BrowneePoints The human brain is the best simulator in the world
tehfewl: Serage?
TemporallyAwry: !findquote modest
LRRbot: Quote #8223: "I'm also very handsome and modest. Thank you." —Serge [2022-09-10]
Piecrust9: I have this in VR and it mostly gives you the feeling of being around a real table
tehfewl: that joke probably misses
TemporallyAwry: Yes PrideLaugh got the quote!
JonnyGlitched: we are very good at predicting things, abstract thought is a massive evolutionary advantage
BrowneePoints: but yea this runs REMARKABLY well on VR(the devs did a good job)
Nigouki: presumably with VR those glasses and hands will be tracked and shared
JonnyGlitched: HANDS
otakon17: correction: gloves
JonnyGlitched: @otakon17 one assumes hands are also present
Dog_of_Myth: Cat has the high ground
otakon17: JAZZ HANDS
kusinohki: @browniepoints I vaguely recall reading an article where the common advice of "keep your eye on the ball" is actually bad advice for baseball. I think you're supposed to watch the ball released from the pitcher's hand and then look at the strike zone where you expect to hit the ball or something...
BrowneePoints: I think the Guardian is a Lady
kumatsu: yeah I keep hearing from one friend that this is great in VR, but buying this to nobody to play it with sounded sad
Dog_of_Myth: hahah
BrowneePoints: *BONK*
JonnyGlitched: bully
Nigouki: Get Boned!
SquareDotCube: boned
BrowneePoints: Teleport Ally
BrowneePoints: Telekinesis lol
Nydestroyer: I mean do your minis teleport irl? LUL
Eklinaar: @kumatsu the VR edition and the PC edition can play with each other!
otakon17: summon greater pupper
BrowneePoints: Remember the AKTS rule of RPGs
BrowneePoints: Always. Kill. The Spellcaster.
LoadingReadyRun: You also get both VR and PC versions when you buy the game
otakon17: you KILLED YOUR PUPPER!
otakon17: you MONSTER
Eklinaar: Yeah this game is $30 and you get both editions, and they can crossplay
JonnyGlitched: Serge confirmed animal abuser
JonnyGlitched: Snerge
kumatsu: @kumatsu Yeah but even with crossplay none of my friends I play games with have it :P
saucemaster5000: "in my defense I was trying to kill something that LOOKED like you."
MAPBoardgames: Serge, you monster!
Juliamon: This is the sweetest game that you'd never heard of before seeing it on the schedule and mistaking it for that Rhythim Cafe game.
JonnyGlitched: That sounded meaner than I intended, sorry Serge
saucemaster5000: it's amazing how true that is, @Juliamon
Nydestroyer: can you just move to the spot and attack and then ww?
Asimech: I feel like doing a whirlwind attack on top of gold coins is how you get hurt.
JonnyGlitched: 14 HP seems good
BrowneePoints: Reminder Ben, when that thing dies, it explodes
JonnyGlitched: Friend Lee
Nigouki: Fry Fiery
ShaneLeeAtk: That scans
stevefromdetroit: Kevin "with a c" punchgood
RomanGoro: @BrowneePoints I hope he doesn't remember
JonnyGlitched: Ohh, Ally not Pet?
mercano82: Alternate name: Stephen Fry
JonnyGlitched: Burly Boi
Too_Many_Knives: "They have a cave troll!"
BrowneePoints: It's cute and I want it to hug me
saucemaster5000: OLIVER FOUND BIGFOOT!
cdutson: just don't get hit, forehead
FITorion: they have a cave troll
Xenguin47: Just don't get hit!
Juliamon: That *is* a remarkably adorable cave troll
Nydestroyer: kevin is forever
stevefromdetroit: Cevin is inevitable
mercano82: Troll! Troll, in the dungeon. (Just thought you’d like to know.)
JonnyGlitched: The music tornado may have other ideas
CururuGuasu: Boramir voice: “They have a cave troll”
Dergib: overkill is best kill
MAPBoardgames: Cat is best pet
Eklinaar: Point the laser pointer at the enemy
Nydestroyer: I mean magic can be a lasor pointer
cdutson: you can't! cat's like fingers too much
mercano82: A military sci-if series I’m reading loves the phrase “Overkill is underrated.”
JonnyGlitched: Cats are objectively the best
mercano82: Of course, it also loves the phrase “Hold my beer”, so…
Eklinaar: Nelson going full support build
JonnyGlitched: "Wait, what's my modifier?"
cdutson: when the priest uses the 1d4 dagger for the first time
cdutson: was that a 720 no scope?
JonnyGlitched: lrrAWESOME
saucemaster5000: ooh Serge is employee of the month.... with benefits
mercano82: Does a visceral reaction do double damage or something?
cdutson: there's only one way to know for sure
Raincoast_Bear: Serge can charm most people. He's very well spoken.
Tiber727: And that's about the time I dropped to no HP. Nobody likes you when you're aggroing. My friends say I should drink a pot. What's my mod again? What's my mod again?
jessicaengle: sergeFriend
Juliamon: Oh we going TAZ here
Nigouki: you pick up gold for 3 turns
BloodnBullets: only for 3 turns by the look of it.
AzaleaCloud: That's true. Serge is one example of what happens when you -don't- make Charisma your dump stat.
Asimech: "I try to romance the cave troll." *GM does the deepest sigh*
AzaleaCloud: Also, what the heck just happened? o.o
JonnyGlitched: Do we wanna read the rules text on Charmes?
JonnyGlitched: Charmed*
Raincoast_Bear: I cast Zone of Truth!
JonnyGlitched: I cast Spike Growth!
Dergib: boop the snoot
AzaleaCloud: D:
AzaleaCloud: The snoot got booped too hard!
Strebenherz: enemies vs enemies, interesting
Nydestroyer: maybe it crit missed
Daega_Prox: was a miss
Dergib: boop the bosses snoot
Daega_Prox: kill it while charmed!
dumbo3k: just huffing that pit stank
jonasjonIV: secret Nelson
AzaleaCloud: Making a lane.
JonnyGlitched: "I thought it smelt bad, on the outside!"
AzaleaCloud: The offensive line making a lane.
Strebenherz: tell me what your eyes see nelson.. or maybe don't
plummeting_sloth: you can't just grab your miniature' this is a family stream
JonnyGlitched: "It was my birthday!"
Juliamon: Someone please save this poor cave troll
plummeting_sloth: Cave Troll just can't see the red flags
Juliamon: They have never hurt anyone in this dungeon
Juliamon: they were just minding their own business, walking around with their key
JonnyGlitched: "When you wear rose colored glasses, all flags are red"
Nydestroyer: angry love
Juliamon: yandere
Nuurgle: Charmzerker
AzaleaCloud: What, Serge? You never heard of the concept of "killove?"
AzaleaCloud: Common to both yanderes and cats.
JonnyGlitched: nearly 1 shot
TheMerricat: just as a reminder, one or more of you have the REGROUP card to teleport your party out of range.....
owmacohe: PANIC BUTTON?
jessicaengle: Hmm
Nydestroyer: that goblin really did the correct thing in that situation
Nydestroyer: panicked and ran away
jessicaengle: Brave Sir Robin ran away
plummeting_sloth: "beee goooood"
LoadingReadyRun: cave troll just happy he had 3 turns where he had friends
dumbo3k: Nelly has a 50% crit rate
Piecrust9: Bard can buff ally multiple times. they stack
AzaleaCloud: @LoadingReadyRun Cave troll at the gates of heaven: "Was I a good troll? Did people like me?" God: "Eh, close enough."
e_bloc: Nelly's doing really well for playing this for the first time lrrBEEJ
coachNelly: thanks e bloc
plummeting_sloth: let's just keep hanging here. Eventually we will denude the land of all life
jessicaengle: Like a gamer
dumbo3k: Or was there no poison because there was gold?
Nydestroyer: I think a space can only be one thing, so it was gold no poison
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AzaleaCloud: @plummeting_sloth Wait, is that why Denude's hit song was called Sandstorm?
jessicaengle: benginBonk benginBonk
Nigouki: i wonder if there's a pet that picks up gold
coachNelly: thanks e_bloc :D
Asimech: Gold: Nature's antidote.
plummeting_sloth: fun fact, gold is poison proof. This is why rich people never fucking die
Xenguin47: Just stand on the gold so you stay out of the poison...
jessicaengle: A magpie?
e_bloc: lrrHEART @coachNelly
ShaneLeeAtk: Gold: The Cure-All
HadesLeprechaun: just a little dash of Left 4 Dead, to keep you from meticulously hoovering the entire level
AzaleaCloud: Spin to win. It's like you never stopped playing League.
HadesLeprechaun: Gloomhaven is the same way, with the time limit imposed by your hand of cards
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JonnyGlitched: Diablo: Kill everything till you work out you can just walk past all of them to where you want to go
AzaleaCloud: I dunno, I've been in plenty of D&D campaigns where the party had to abandon a dungeon because they were badly hurt and couldn't do any more encounters.
plummeting_sloth: just assume any place you can't see if filled with rats. It's already how I live my life
TheMerricat: So on further reading I'm seeing people in Reddit indicate that it IS possible to outstrip the respawn rate and essentially 'clear' a level
AzaleaCloud: That sounds like Adam gaming advice. "This door is locked for a reason."
Nigouki: Except Alberta Kappa
plummeting_sloth: i mean, I live in Baltimore so yeah
saucemaster5000: the other day I found a mouse in a soup bowl I left out, so fair enough
TheBorzoi: @AzaleaCloud The reason it's locked is so the warrior can smash it.
dumbo3k: uh oh, friend fire elemental is coming towards Ben, and also self destructing
Nydestroyer: kevin wants hug
plummeting_sloth: Nelson tried to do an El-Kabong
BusTed: rayfkWelp
AzaleaCloud: @TheBorzoi "What the heck, dude? There could be rats in there!" "And I'll smash them too!"
BloodnBullets: so gas burns?
foopoiuyt: Kevin!
TheMerricat: btw in case chat was thinking otherwise these maps are hardcode, not procedurally generated.
Asimech: Kevin knew it was about to die and just wanted a hug.
Juliamon: Everything is home to either rodents or spiders. No exceptions.
saucemaster5000: there is the rare spider rodent
saucemaster5000: eats cheese eight fistfuls at a time
ShaneLeeAtk: I'm with Cori
LoadingReadyRun: @saucemaster5000 Rat with 8 legs?
saucemaster5000: and the eyes....
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plummeting_sloth: it's just a magic, dead, dog
Nydestroyer: where is the "does the dog die" warning LUL
BloodnBullets: So the dog is getting renamed Squee right?
AzaleaCloud: Paul, that sounds like the kind of monster I'd make up as a DM. Because I'm an 8-trick pony like that.
noSmokeFire: I can cast Detect Enemies using something called "eyes"
BusTed: NotLikeThis
AzaleaCloud: BEN HOW
LordZarano: Does Demeo have an entry on DoesTheDogDie?
plummeting_sloth: you found the party room
dumbo3k: you detected the enemies
TheMerricat: No freezes either
AzaleaCloud: lrrFINE
jessicaengle: benginFine lrrFINE
Dog_of_Myth: They just want to hug Ben
TheMerricat: Better idea, have ben teleport them all to HIM :P
RonaldMcDownload: teleport sexy back
saucemaster5000: teleport everyone but Ben, he's doing his job as tank
plummeting_sloth: boi-finder roll is successful
AzaleaCloud: "I cast Detect Enemies." "Okay, roll to throw Ben."
SagaMonstrum: What's the command for uptime again?
SagaMonstrum: Oh there's a timer at the bottom, disregard my dumb butt
Dog_of_Myth: !updog
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jessicaengle: Is there a list of commands available in a given channel?
Nydestroyer: wait did the str potion add a buff or is it perm?
SagaMonstrum: I love this games artstyle
AzaleaCloud: Yeah, it looks like a physical board game, but stylized.
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Martizz1e: no they run, it's like frightened I dnd
dweebert91: Do it for the content
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun from wiki - Panic - "Panics a creature which prevents it from taking any action other than random movement for a specified number of turns."
plummeting_sloth: "ah, we're so scared" *flails knife wildly*
dumbo3k: Panic prevents any action except random movement
airylan: "wave of mutilation"?!
noSmokeFire: I love that you have both "pixie song" and "wave of mutilation"
Martizz1e: oooo they're wet now
AzaleaCloud: They shouldn't have stood in Lightning Bolt formation!
jessicaengle: Friends
plummeting_sloth: this spell gave me spiders! And in such small portions!
niccus: ran out of leg budget
AzaleaCloud: The spiders didn't appreciate getting blown up, so they've come back from the dead for revenge.
Martizz1e: to the gold!!!
Martizz1e: by a spider, nooooo
Martizz1e: fwiw, ben drops the key, the spider has it now
Asimech: @AzaleaCloud So they're not really spiders, they're, uh, chitins?
Martizz1e: also, I don't know the number...3 I think but you can only be downed so many times
TheMerricat: the good news is ben has healing ward so even if Nelly's doesn't work they'll get a healing beacon
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
underhill33: seabatClap
baskwalla: I played it on the ground
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Nigouki: imagine if the spider with the key now goes into hiding
jessicaengle: Sub bebe
jessicaengle: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Nigouki: 👁️
dumbo3k: If the tornado kills the spider, where does the key go? does the tornado get the key?
Nuurgle: my dudes
Martizz1e: ours is op
BrowneePoints: Someone got an implosion spell too!
TheMerricat: @dumbo3k I'd assume if a 'pet'/summon kills the key bearer, the owner gets th key
plummeting_sloth: tank with your spine
Nydestroyer: I think the str potion is forever lol Seems like your basic attack is now always 4 damage
Asimech: @dumbo3k Ugh. Summons get no respect.
Martizz1e: Ben I don't think any of the NPCs have backstab like the thief
AzaleaCloud: Let's go tornado~
plummeting_sloth: "I'm going to trust that the tornado can't hurt me" -the local weatherman's last report
jessicaengle: benginSip CoolCat
AzaleaCloud: FBtouchdown
Fruan: Don't crit fail when cycling fluids.
jessicaengle: sergeChair
Nydestroyer: @plummeting_sloth Florida weatherman dies trying to disprove tornados are real
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:10:59.
AzaleaCloud: Look, we may do all sorts of dumb crap in Florida, but our weatherpeople take the power of wind seriously.
BrowneePoints: They sure do respect hot hair
BrowneePoints: air*
AzaleaCloud: Hurricane Irma came through here five years ago and shredded everything.
baskwalla: Man, now I need to watch Road Quest again, oh darn! ;)
LordZarano: !advice
LRRbot: Preserve the bullets you have in your flamethrower.
LordZarano: It would be interesting to see a game count bullets in litres
plummeting_sloth: the boss is a giant door
saucemaster5000: weak to key magic
BrowneePoints: AKTS. Always, Kill, The Spellcaster
Pharmacistjudge: he had a stick in his hand
Tiber727: My favorite mage is Donatello.
plummeting_sloth: if it's got a staff, it's either a mage or an old man. Either way shoot to kill
djalternative: gank the mage
TemporallyAwry: That miniature clearly doesn't fit through the doors in this dungeon PrideLaugh
AzaleaCloud: @Tiber727 Do artificers count as mages?
AzaleaCloud: You know what, don't answer that, Trinket Mage exists. Forget I objected.
plummeting_sloth: actions? In this economy?
DaFhaye: Hello hello
TheMerricat: So the Ballista shoots three times per turn, the behemoth shoots once per turn. Ballista does 2 damage per hit, Behemoth does 4 damage per hit.
saucemaster5000: the screaming arachnid... classic villain
plummeting_sloth: set up a turret kill zone
AzaleaCloud: Extra ded spoder
zarbit: just crit, ez game
TheMerricat: gas won't disperse
AzaleaCloud: This is my kind of boss. "Yeah, we spent the entire leg budget on arachnids, so we have these extra arms lying around." :p
foopoiuyt: But can you kill what you can't see?
plummeting_sloth: oh, a "One More Thing" spell! that summons an avatar of Columbo
AzaleaCloud: CORI
AzaleaCloud: PogChamp
TheMerricat: panic the ones that aren't immune
degenfrom_upcountry: open the chest
DEATHlikescats: having Paul as lore and helpful tips guy is really neat. like they have a squire!
AzaleaCloud: Why do I get the uncomfortable feeling this is too easy? I'm expecting all the Unspoken to respawn at some point.
TheMerricat: @DEATHlikescats Playing the role of Deckard Cain, Paul!
plummeting_sloth: you do you, ballista
saucemaster5000: wait, is Paul also writing the action while in league with evil eldritch beings?
saucemaster5000: I'm thinking of Sutter Cain...
dumbo3k: build up sounds... ominous
Pal_Friendpatine: Nice reference @saucemaster5000
dumbo3k: oh theres also a chest behind the pillar
jonasjonIV: this cat is on fiiire
plummeting_sloth: congrats, you can make the boss wet
Lysander_salamander: Hello folks!
Lysander_salamander: How the game? Is this kind of like Hero Quest?
OhaiMireiya: use your wiles on the biss
DEATHlikescats: wet as bossy
OhaiMireiya: boss*
plummeting_sloth: huh, guess it was a timer
TheMerricat: she moved out of range of her protectors, they just invulned the frost elemental
Lysander_salamander: :D
AzaleaCloud: *Goblin Madden voice* "Okay, so we put a molotov cocktail in Nelly's hand, send him in there, and BOOM!"
dumbo3k: the source seemed to back in the corner they spawned in
plummeting_sloth: an unspoken, an unseen, an unheard and the worst of all, an unsmelled
mercano82: The rest is just unwritten
MillerDark: Unspoken, Unseen, Unheard? Just go for the proverb reference
dumbo3k: The bard buff is also pretty good, if you cast it a second time on someone while they still have the first, they gain +1 dmg, in addition to the -1 dmg taken
TheMerricat: flank?
LoadingReadyRun: Nelson is the guy from Anchorman who just runs into battle with a grenade in his hand
Piecrust9: @dumbo3k I believe the bard buff can get up to +3 stack right?
AzaleaCloud: That implies he gets to impale a guy with a thrown trident later.
dumbo3k: The third stack causes your attacks and movement in front of a monster can cause them to panic
Fanklok: Damn it Paul now I'm thinking of that thing in media that bothers me to no end. people with guns charging into melee to fight dudes with pointy sticks and knives
plummeting_sloth: just lazer pointered teh kitty
jonasjonIV: dog!
Mischievous_Catgeist: remi
iris_of_ether: benginLurk benginLurk benginLurk benginPet
AzaleaCloud: lrrFINE
BloodnBullets: key master serge
BusTed: FBtouchdown
Lysander_salamander: yay
plummeting_sloth: ooh, the treasure was GHOSTS
TheMerricat: Ben, there _is_ a limit to the number of times you can be downed, so their is a minor penalty.
Raincoast_Bear: Downed=>Owned
AzaleaCloud: FBtouchdown
underhill33: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Piecrust9: GG
pn55: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Lysander_salamander: don't have to deal with the adds. Nice.
plummeting_sloth: I really like the presentation in this
Raincoast_Bear: HUZZAH!
Fruan: Drink the sarcophagus juice!
Aarek: northrend?
SkipIives: lrrSIG coxJam lrrSIG
Raincoast_Bear: Next time in VR!
Lysander_salamander: Those are some great cover arts
plummeting_sloth: Realm of the rat King? ooh, do a Skaven campaign
Nigouki: this has been super neat
RedTag83: its really good in vr
AzaleaCloud: This was enjoyable. :3
circusofkirkus: LUL
TwitchingPokki: nonono, it'll just be the four of you in chairs with no table between you
mercano82: AFCTS
El_Funko: digital miniatures games rule
plummeting_sloth: you need to eat real cheetos while in the VR headset
MWGNZ: it's worse when you go to lean on a table that only exists in vr
Lysander_salamander: :D
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 - I'll pay for a LRR Tea Party
saucemaster5000: it's true they don't know how to operate lightswitches
SkipIives: Just make V-tube avatars and have the cameras track your VR rigs
Lysander_salamander: Good night, youtubers!
Raincoast_Bear: It was great fun!
Nuurgle: Nelly thanked us all for taking the D action
TemporallyAwry: @NotCainNorAbel A LRR-TT Party? lrrBEEJ
Dread_Pirate_Westley: RIP James.
OhaiMireiya: bork bork!
plummeting_sloth: Remi did not care for that news
iris_of_ether: benginBark benginBark benginBark
OhaiMireiya: mattlrBork
Raincoast_Bear: James fell down a hole.
mercano82: Long live the James
AzaleaCloud: But James does that -every- week!
Raincoast_Bear: Norco? Don't they make bikes?
El_Funko: so 2022
Fanklok: James is going to bankruptcy court because Wheeler spent all his money on gwent cards and sheep
saucemaster5000: That's not the future, that's just reality
BusTed: tqsShrug
Fruan: With two n's and a y?
Lysander_salamander: oh no
TemporallyAwry: Lots of Cameras in horror games these days PrideShrug
NimrodXIV: (it is not)
pn55: We'll all find out together!
Raincoast_Bear: Who knows?
TheMerricat: "MADiSON is a first person psychological horror game that delivers an immersive and terrifying experience. With the help of an instant camera, connect the human world with the beyond, take pictures and develop them by yourself. Solve puzzles, explore your surroundings and most importantly, survive."
MillerDark: Full of tang
Raincoast_Bear: Mmmm. Tang. I like the grape flavor.
El_Funko: high stakes gardening
saucemaster5000: gorange tang
OhaiMireiya: gardening is pretty high stakes
Raincoast_Bear: Yes many others around the world
circusofkirkus: it's what the astronauts drink!
frogomb: Pootie tang
El_Funko: high stakes tang making
BusTed: Aaanyway...
Lysander_salamander: The return of Dusty Roads?
Nigouki: Well Ben you need to start instrumentality and you get LOTS of Tang
mtvcdm: It's tangtastic!
foopoiuyt: Tang dynasty
pn55: Everyone gets to drink tang. The end!
laundreydhull: Wango Tango?
mtvcdm: lunarj1Fangs Fangs love Tang!
matthaus_c: lurm tug
Fruan: Tang Tag
KaleidoscopeMind: mange le poulet, but with tang
Fanklok: Haha yeah tang is only a drink and nothing else
Lysander_salamander: heck yeah
OhaiMireiya: oh boy!
pn55: Yea!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Aw, miniature?
niccus: it worked!
iris_of_ether: benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor
OhaiMireiya: Chop chop!
matthaus_c: damn, Alex, back at it again with the guillotine
pn55: He's been working on it a bit more I think.
Lysander_salamander: modern masters?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The Line!
AzaleaCloud: It cuts vegetables AND decapitates tiny billionaires!
laundreydhull: #CoolCult
matthaus_c: the line
djalternative: #NotACult
airylan: #NotACult
laundreydhull: also #NotACult
OhaiMireiya: a bread guillotine
matthaus_c: wiggle for the old god
Dread_Pirate_Westley: End of the line?
El_Funko: notthatCult
NotCainNorAbel: The Last Wiggle
Juliamon: We just ascend followers, and meat falls from the ceiling.
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Raincoast_Bear: "Aside from the most popular orange flavor, Tang also has pineapple, dalandan, pomelo, guyabano, apple, calamansi, grape, strawberry, melon, sweet orange, and mango; blends like four seasons, honey lemon, orange mango, orange pineapple, and mixed berries (a mix of grape, strawberry, and raspberry flavors); and iced tea."
laundreydhull: ew.
iris_of_ether: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
mtvcdm: i like soup
TemporallyAwry: 11/10, but -2 for all the #2
laundreydhull: oh lord lrrSCOOP lrrSCOOP lrrHERE lrrHERE lrrCORI lrrSERGE
OhaiMireiya: poop soup?
Raincoast_Bear: Feed all the Cult, Tang.
KaleidoscopeMind: you already feed them poop. it just gets filtered via plants
OhaiMireiya: the poop soup scoop?
mtvcdm: the real me likes soup, the evil me that attacked you hates it
matthaus_c: is the Prof guesting with fish
AzaleaCloud: Nope. Looks like Serge planted his stake in the Merfolk camp.
laundreydhull: lrrSPOOP
matthaus_c: well played Paul
circusofkirkus: sergePun paul
Raincoast_Bear: Why not both? Goblin Zombies
TheWarDoctor8: I hope Alex or Serge has seen the artwork for Card of Demise
DeM0nFiRe: nice
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BloodnBullets: thats uh... thats more than one year
matthaus_c: metric year
NotCainNorAbel: woo
BloodnBullets: LUL
AzaleaCloud: woo
iris_of_ether: woo
Strebenherz: Take care!
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
Sethalidos: @BloodnBullets that's the joke.
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
TemporallyAwry: PizzaTime !!!
circusofkirkus: ahahaha
TheMerricat: LOL
El_Funko: That WAS so smooth
saucemaster5000: HA
v_nome: perfect
SnackPak_: almost
I_Am_Clockwork: clip it
DEATHlikescats: perfect ending
BloodnBullets: @BloodnBullets well it seems i missed the origin of that one.
TemporallyAwry: @BloodnBullets old Mine-O-Clock I believe, The moment was feature in the yearly highlights if I'm not too mistaken.
Juliamon: The gist of it is: there are 12 inches to a foot and 100 cm to a meter, and 12 months to a year ergo 100 months to a metric year
LoadingReadyRun: @Juliamon lrrPAUL TBH, I never knew there was even that small amount of flimsy logic involved. :p
Juliamon: We may have retconned it.
Juliamon: Some people can't handle the concept of "there was no good reason"
v_nome: Yeah I always assumed it was just an extension of the "16 months? That's almost a year!" bit
pyrehand: Huzzah for sea shantees
NotCainNorAbel: lrrSHINE lrrPAUL lrrSHINE
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART lrrPAUL gdqTunes
Nigouki blows
matthaus_c: secret shantycast
Mischievous_Catgeist: goodnight paul
feet2big: woot
Riandisa: Good night Paul
UnnnaturalD20: might wanna take that one agai
FenrisSchafer: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrPAUL
Juliamon: braven10HEX braven10HEX braven10HEX
NotCainNorAbel: highlight of my night
matthaus_c: @UnnnaturalD20 did he stutter