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Earthenone: !findquote magic
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Juliamon: cards cards cards
TehAmelie: there's magic in the ether
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Kraygor911: nice get this while i finish my sealed games
M0rm0n_Freeman: Aww man just brewed up an izzet Balmor deck that’s just cantrips and 2-drops, and it’s been stomping the Bo1 ranked meta
M0rm0n_Freeman: It’s super fun, I’ve never felt good at this game before haha
laundreydhull: SNC Warm-Up?
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jomalo99: Yeet eat and repeat, right guys?
Riiiiiiis: woooop
TehAmelie: hello para-friends
MegaDosX: Magic? On LRRMTG? I'm stunned.
BooStairs: graham who stole your hair
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paronomasiac042: magic mukbang!
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
M0rm0n_Freeman: Post Malone?
kristian_fischer: Oooh!
Glittert00ts: Oh god
MegaDosX: Oh shit
Monkidota: sweet
Juliamon: ooooh
jomalo99: What what
Glittert00ts: This will be insane lol
GredGredmansson: OH DAN
Foxmar320: Magic?! I thought this was a Pokémon stream
MegaDosX: Wait what.
M0rm0n_Freeman: Aw hell yeah!
SpoonfullOfSugar: Oh my, how wonderfully impractical
Earthenone: seems like the correct way to draft those
Glittert00ts: An 8 person Collector Chaos Draft would also be bonkers
GredGredmansson: but IIIIIII want Adam's
kristian_fischer: I did not expect this on this Christian Minecraft stream.
BrindleBoar: all commons all the time
MegaDosX: Jodah!
Uzumaki15: but what if Adam drafts the sickest of decks XD
TemporallyAwry: Does that mean ya'll will actually sleeve your draft decks this time? PrideLaugh
Riiiiiiis: i would like to win Pikachu
kumatsu: my first collector booster of this set had Phyrexian text Ajani AND Sheoldred
M0rm0n_Freeman: Someone draft mono black for me please
MegaDosX: Imagine if someone gets the 5c 10/10 from the Commander set
v_nome: What kind of sammich is that?
ChurchXC: Hey! I wanted to share that I won one of the gem giveaways during the famjam and used it to draft! Drafted what I thought was a bad esper deck with no rares and went 7-2! Thank you again!
TalpTheScot: you need to get little power armour for your cards for that deck
bytecaster: Next thing you know, these Warhammer 40 Thousand people are gonna start painting their cards.
Wiliart: That deck reveal for your 40k com deck was awesome. Will you do a similar lore dive with the other 3 decks.
ReachW: Yeah the commons and uncommons keep up really well in this format. Super impressed.
GapFiller: ADams mouth and lap by the look of it
Glittert00ts: I just checked my pile of collector box DMU pick and hooooo boy the fixing is going to be interesting
M0rm0n_Freeman: There are some genuinely GREAT commons in this set, though a few are admittedly reprints
kristian_fischer: Taking alter to the next level.
Earthenone: so many alters are incoming :P
GapFiller: thats a lotta crumbs falling off that sammich
GoodEatsAntix: Cause MTG players def don't make alts. Kappa
kristian_fischer: Sloppity Bilepiper is the best MtG card name in 2022
TalpTheScot: 40k doesnt take its self as seriously as some of its players think
Going_Medium: Maybe they will start sleeving their 40 thousands minitures?
MacSquizzy: sloppity is such a good word
MegaDosX: Also Bilepiper's ability is /wild/
MacSquizzy: sloppity
MegaDosX: Giving a creature spell cascade
Earthenone: still have the LRR set, im thinking those will be good :)
PedroMagicandBeer: Megazord
kristian_fischer: That deck had a LOT of Cascade.
kumatsu: Unfinity feature several people from LRR on writing gives me high hopes for good card names
MatthewDennisMTG: I enjoyed the reveal a lot!
GredGredmansson: The popoff for "Noise Marine" was amazing
kristian_fischer: Really good video
satyropodobny: Good ol Grandpa Nurgle
bytecaster: It was very enjoyable!
bolas_dnd: I've watched it all twice 😃
BusTed: It's a lot of fun.
PedroMagicandBeer: 🥈
Glittert00ts: Cam had a great time being loremaster. It was wonderful
bolas_dnd: it's such a good video
kristian_fischer: The reaction to the Noise Marine was amazing.
TemporallyAwry: I think that's to good part of the 40k cards. There is a LOT of fun in that product, it's not just all demons and space-marines.
Al_Azil3: That reveal video was so freaking good
TalpTheScot: yes please
Uzumaki15: it was a delight to watch Cam mentally reel himself in to not go on an hours long Ted talk about 40k lore
RaklarLS: It was great; I had absolutely no idea about the lore of 40k, so it was great to listen to it while on a run
ReachW: Not even a Warhammer person but the first bit I watched was fascinating.
TalpTheScot: 40k is a spectator sport for me
kristian_fischer: The lore is so stupidly convoluted. :D
MacSquizzy: Precon reviews in general could be good recurring content
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bolas_dnd: isn't there a Warhammer fantasy ttrpg?
Glittert00ts: Cam made me wanna look more into the lore
MegaDosX: Red wunz go fasta
MatthewDennisMTG: blu is for da thinkin boyz
EvilBadman: The lore wells are deep for the Warhammer
theymerLoviatar: I have a friend who is very into 40k but doesn't know anything about MtG, I sent them Noise Marine and got back "THIS QUIET OFFENDS SLAANESH - THINGS SHALL GET LOUD NOW"
bolas_dnd: could be a copy idea for Dice friends
GredGredmansson: that's literally the extent of my Warhammer knowledge before this set
ryu9969: Bought a set of minis for a kill team after the Kill team streams
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RayFK: Argo-seeeeees
satyropodobny: Adeptus Ridiculous might be a podcast for you
paronomasiac042: argussy?!
jomalo99: Missionary is easy pick I feel like
Al_Azil3: Sooooo Adam.. got some Subway? :D
Izandai: That don't seem remotely correct.
jomalo99: Missionary just a purely sick two drop
M0rm0n_Freeman: Warhammer 40k has the highest ratio of [I know a lot about the lore] to [i’ve never interacted to this in any way] of any piece of media for me
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RealGamerCow: lightning will wheel
Izandai: I would want to take the Lightning Strike but the Missionary might just be correct.
jomalo99: Lightning won’t wheel lol
GoodEatsAntix: In the draft with you all. Back soon
RayFK: I still feel a pavlovian response to hearing that call out
kristian_fischer: The Hurloon Battle Hymn art is awesome
WanderingWinder: I think Loremaster is only... fine? But it's hard to tell
jomalo99: Gives your opp first draw
jomalo99: No good
M0rm0n_Freeman: I would take lightning strike pack 1 if that was the pack
ravenlord_xix: gotta say, loved the warhammer deck video
jomalo99: I love me some missionary!
bytecaster: Already sounds like a great deck!
M0rm0n_Freeman: MINOTAUR TRIBAL
Izandai: If you exit to home and reenter the draft the bug should fix itself.
Wiliart: The loremaster togehter with sheoldred...
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MegaDosX: Twinferno is my favourite because it's a cool card, and it has a cute name
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jomalo99: Late domain signals, but few lands …
RayFK: Firenado
WanderingWinder: I think I'm on Take Up the Shield
M0rm0n_Freeman: Mardu is solid in this set
M0rm0n_Freeman: Considering fixing and kicker
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jomalo99: Land tho
nymistrya: BW is very good. Especially if you can open that rare White 2 drop that enlists and can make itself indestructible
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jomalo99: Gotta find captains call
RealGamerCow: weird bear
ArkhamArchivist: There's always room for more greed
GredGredmansson: Naya Domain deck?
Glittert00ts: Whaaat
MegaDosX: Whoever is to your left is definitely not in black
NovaeCorvidae: what?
jomalo99: Lilly is alright, but this deck is aggro
MilkBreadTB: pivotable?
M0rm0n_Freeman: I pulled liliana in limited and did great
WanderingWinder: Love Song is the pick if you want to maximize wins I think
MegaDosX: Do we take chicken?
Zanathosis: Hey Graham, just watched your preview of Forces of Chaos and absolutely loved it
satyropodobny: could lean more into mardu
jomalo99: Raff is also interesting
M0rm0n_Freeman: It did numbers
kumatsu: Lilliana needs you to be specifically drafting to use her
MegaDosX: This pack doodoo
GredGredmansson: green remains open
jomalo99: Treaty is a little slow
1y1e: her +1 syngerizing so well with The Raven Man is cute
BusTed: 👌
GhostValv: big sips
theymerLoviatar: Karn's Chili
vargasbball3: nice
MegaDosX: Who passed Sylex, what
GredGredmansson: soup or a 2nd charge
WanderingWinder: honestly I think I'd take one of the white cards here
MegaDosX: Your curve is a middle finger
ravenlord_xix: good soup
ArkhamArchivist: You hecked up A-A-ron
WanderingWinder: Warhorse we could be WB?
theymerLoviatar: Some clunkers of packs here
ReachW: Warhorse here probs?
vanillafish22: Only pick Dominik Mayer art ... it is too good not to
zed_alpha: Phyrexian Horrorse, perhaps?
satyropodobny: vivisector?
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zed_alpha: If we go mardu?
an_kaztortroy: getting ready for standard tonight good to see a draft before
GredGredmansson: Kavu?
jomalo99: Kabu is good!
HauntingOfTheWicked: I didn't say before I had to get ready to cast something but thanks for the stream earlier Adam
ArkhamArchivist: Getting Captain's Culled
MegaDosX: Getting fed black card right now
Wiliart: It seems the captain is not heeding your call.
jomalo99: Cavalier is also good here
xantos69: Hello G & Adam! How goes the drafting?
theymerLoviatar: tuaShock
Piecrust9: Big spoider
control_rig: Captain's Answering Machine - Suspend 3
M0rm0n_Freeman: God these packs have been so lame
MegaDosX: Just draft more creatures, 4head
vivalldii: hey Graham and Adam! are you two following the world of wrestling these days? I look forward to raw and smackdown each week now !
Leonhart321: Evening all, how goes the drafts?
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an_kaztortroy: but you have soup and it can be a boardwipe
GredGredmansson: Mardu Spellslinger new meta
Spades_Slicc: oh wurm?
NovaTiempo: Cards \o/
PixelArtDragon: Green was hella open this draft, yeah
MegaDosX: A wurm is neither early or late, but rather arrives always when it intends to
Spades_Slicc: Is this limited format conducive to 6 priest mono white?
GredGredmansson: we have the green fixing land
1y1e: late worm can block early birds
M0rm0n_Freeman: In a way, In Thrall To The Pit is a creature spell
PixelArtDragon: I think this deck is fine
control_rig: @1y1e That there's too clever for these parts
MegaDosX: Now watch this deck go 7-0 :p
Diabore: soup can stealk a win or 2
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WanderingWinder: I *have* lost to it, but I think it's pretty bad
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MegaDosX: James set this up last week
WanderingWinder: I think everyone I've seen playing it has had multiple copies in play.
TalpTheScot: james did it
MegaDosX: So we could mouse over cards
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GoodEatsAntix: And I'm back. What did you guys end up in? And was that draft weird for you too?
TalpTheScot: it lets us in twitch chat mouse over cards to read it
M0rm0n_Freeman: “I never asked for this”
bytecaster: Gotta craft that missing Battle Hymn first
GoodEatsAntix: I was two to your right
MegaDosX: James pls :p
PixelArtDragon: Don't forget the bog!
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GoodEatsAntix: You know it
GredGredmansson: James trying to put cardreader of of a job Kappa
WanderingWinder: should we run Aron?
Izandai: If there's supposed to be a plugin that lets us mouse over cards, it's not working for me.
GredGredmansson: do you put in the BR land for domain / kicker?
Piecrust9: @Izandai Graham just saw that add in pop up, freaked out, then closed it so it shouldn't be working
PixelArtDragon: By the way, I LOVE that the Geothermal Bog is almost identical to the BR land from Invasion, Urborg Volcano. So this time, it's UrBOG Volcano!
theymerLoviatar: Sometimes you just want to watch the world become soup
Izandai: Oh
M0rm0n_Freeman: Leyline binding will cost 4, is that worth?
Nathade: tattered apparition not good enough?
cokebot9000: Can you prime sub from iOS?
neisan2112: Maybe still play the RG land to hit all the kickers?
Izandai: @M0rm0n_Freeman Yeah that's still fine.
mazemindtom: And for domain
Voidhawk42: Hey guys! Watched the commander deck video - as an avid 40k player it looks *unfathomably* sick. I have a terrible hunger for them. So good job at showing it off! Could listen to you guys talk about that stuff forever.
neisan2112: Yeah it does still kinda do nothing a lot of the time
theymerLoviatar: "ma! there's a weird deck in the stream!"
Mr_Horrible: yeah, that vid was a lot of fun to watch everyone's reactions
M0rm0n_Freeman: Okay the red land just to psych out your opponent
Voidhawk42: The Noise Marine reveal was actually amazing
Glittert00ts: There there going to be a special 40k EDSC with each of the decks?
TalpTheScot: a guitar with a bolter attached!
ravenlord_xix: Sonic Blaster
TheWriterAleph: I was looking up prices for actual Noise Marine minis within five seconds of you guys spoiling it
Al_Azil3: Noise marines are the best
Voidhawk42: It's a "Sonic Blaster"
bytecaster: Normal guitars don't have Bolters so it really needs a technical term to distinguish it
vivalldii: hey Graham and Adam, are you to still following wrestling. I very much look forward to Raw and SmackDown each week!
Vandristine: the clerics
GredGredmansson: what if they tutor for something
M0rm0n_Freeman: Ay Ay Ron
GredGredmansson: that'd be amazing
hi_im_emily: single A ron
blastanos: Hey LRR, wanted to say thanks for your content. It really helps when I'm anxious, and your magic content is a big reason my friend group plays commander. Thanks for being amazing
MatthewDennisMTG: Apparently Action Bronson is coming to AEW which is kinda cool
MegaDosX: Clash at the Castle was great, even if the main event had a disappointing result
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MsMollieMac: time for Domming
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satyropodobny: There was a special edition of noise marine mini in hair metal style and it was glorious.
Mazrae: hello everyone
Mr_Horrible: oh cool, now WWE cannot hold the wrestlers in mystical thrall
LidofLoathing: drama aside, AEW has had some very good matches lately
irdeaded: @LoadingReadyRun thoughts on the pizza wrestler?
Wolfstrike_NL: "everyone is getting their first name back" sounds like a blaseball ruling
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Izandai: Oh Adam
M0rm0n_Freeman: RIP Wind Drake
YeomanAres: brawl out was weig
Voidhawk42: The three types of sonic weapon are: Sonic Blaster (regular guitar-gun), Blastmaster (bass-guitar anti-tank gun) and Doom Siren (microphone flame-thrower)
YeomanAres: weird
Foxmar320: Ok I need to see that
MegaDosX: Wrestling is better than the things you like
earlgrey82: Johnny Gargano versus Chad Gable was a great match from the last smackdown.
comrade_cards: I keep hearing "shadow raid priest"
Drathak: Dude that dough is powerful magic he should not be allowed to use pizzamancy while wrestling
r10pez10: what about the hit TV series "Sonic Boom"
KingOfDoma: Howdy gang. The WH40K stuff has no business being as cool as it is.
theymerLoviatar: They have a blue mana, could be a counterspell
MegaDosX: I'm in the same boat, so I skipped the main event from Clash at the Castle, but the rest of the show was great
Diabore: i like artillery, binding is much more versatile
Voidhawk42: So - you're obviously going to be making content playing the 40k decks. But will it be as part of a regular stream, or further down the line as ED-Social-Club? Or dare we hope for both??
MegaDosX: Oh man you should see if you can bring in Jacob for that
Spades_Slicc: oh hell yeah 666k channel points
TheMandrew: i'm hyped for the Ruinous Powers deck...but i'm a heretic
hi_im_emily: caw!
Wiliart: Will you fight with the normal 40k decks or the extra foily variants?
ReachW: One good tern deserves another.
drewm1022: Nice.
M0rm0n_Freeman: Some hot bird on bird action
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TalpTheScot: is that a dodo airways shirt?
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Spades_Slicc: What is with people on arena racking up 3+ time outs and when they're about to lose, letting them all rope out instead of just passing priority and losing?
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TemporallyAwry: @Spades_Slicc Rando's tend to be like that PrideShrug
kumatsu: Cracking open a fresh pack with the lads
SilverBramble: THERE'S A BRUSHWAGG PET?!
ActualFactual: Adam is the Canadian equivalent for sure
Mr_Horrible: Bloody oath, mate, love ta watch the lads in a drafto
Spades_Slicc: @SilverBramble no that's jace stuck in a tumbleweed
r10pez10: strewth
Piecrust9: Time for a 3rd drake
Diabore: !card stronghold arena
LRRbot: Stronghold Arena [1B] | Enchantment | Kicker {G} and/or {W} / When Stronghold Arena enters the battlefield, you gain 3 life for each time it was kicked. / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, you may reveal the top card of your library and put it into your hand. If you do, you lose life equal to its mana value.
Niahlah: What is a Bogan?
Spades_Slicc: oh yeah puppet-watch 2022
YeomanAres: degens
heartofgoldfish: whats a redneck
MWGNZ: not limited on only aus
Voidhawk42: @heartofgoldfish an American bogan
TemporallyAwry: Having recently listened to a lot of "rednecks" argue about what a real redneck "actually is" ... I don't think there is an answer to that question LuvOops
ThorSokar: Jeff Foxworthy bursts in to the room oddly relevant again
jonasjonIV: salt of the earth
satyropodobny: Bogdan is a typical subspecies of an uncle.
Spades_Slicc: rednecks were coal miners in the 1900's that formed the first american union
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roastbeefsandwitch: @heartofgoldfish You should listen to Jeff Foxworthy and others on the Blue Collar Comedy tour. It's not a simple description, it's a lifestype
BrindleBoar: please reduce whammies
theymerLoviatar: I thought Bogan was an island on Dominaria known for its hammers and hellkites
hi_im_emily: aristocrats got a couple good cards in this set, elas and lagomos are damn good and garna is a possible playable
Piecrust9: James should love Stronghold Arena. He will never lose life to it
MegaDosX: Chump for-ever *clap clap, clap clap clap*
roastbeefsandwitch: "You might a Redneck if... you can shoot craps and doves with 30 feet of each other".
Niahlah: Okay.. Where is James hiding??
NovaTiempo: James is... how far away right now?
Voidhawk42: They just eat the swarm with a bird
Mr_Horrible: cool, love free stuff
Mr_Horrible: lrrBEEJ
Mr_Horrible: wait not like that sofieGasp
Voidhawk42: gotta hold the swarm back, or you die
GoodEatsAntix: I'm 2-0 with the weird deck I drafted
MegaDosX: And it has lifelink!
hi_im_emily: what a draw!!
jacqui_lantern234: Cheer100 oh look, its a pair of wonderful streamers who are beautiful and inspirational and loved AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!!
Voidhawk42: The issue: they have six creatures. So if they get all their stuff killed, you die
MegaDosX: Heroic Charge would be a big deal
MegaDosX: That is an amazing pick
MegaDosX: Choo choo
shtevie3: !card aron
LRRbot: Found 12 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
AveryCorvus: @Voidhawk42 We have lifelink
MegaDosX: And you can sac the 1/1 so they don't get the lifelink
Izandai: If you played a land you would have enough mana for both activated abilities and the spell.
wandering_t: ^
Piecrust9: ^^
Vandristine: sac 1/1?
ReachW: You can I think
Diabore: do they die if we double pump?
MegaDosX: They...might be dead
Diabore: aron + vanguard
jacqui_lantern234: @LoadingReadyRun if you sac the land, and read this message, youll be reminded that youre spectacular in every way imaginable :P
MegaDosX: Sac the 1/1 and they die
Vandristine: oh god no not settle
MegaDosX: Make them have it!
Piecrust9: Blocker has lifelink so maybe they're hoping that saves them
BusTed: FBtouchdown
TheWriterAleph: pop
MegaDosX: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
jonasjonIV: nice!
Al_Azil3: FBtouchdown
ThorSokar: FBtouchdown
hi_im_emily: BOOM!
plundypops: Decks perfect
ThatGenieProblem: jtnoriGG
Banana_Swonk: FBtouchdown
TemporallyAwry: Math is indeed for Blockers PrideShrug
GoodEatsAntix: noice
MegaDosX: That was a mistake of a block with the tricks on board
MegaDosX: Like, even without the Take Up the Shield in your hand
neisan2112: Lol, I just won a game too and thought my arena noises were doubleing!
Mr_Horrible: Why's he called "Benalia's Ruin"? Seems pretty fine to me lrrBEEJ
YeomanAres: Ive lost a couple times this format blocking greedily
bytecaster: Publish that as an audiobook!
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kumatsu: that'd probably make it on tiktok, ngl
plundypops: That is a great way to get demonetized :D
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ThorSokar: most popular yt series in history 10 billion views
Vandristine: this pixie will wield that sword
Mr_Horrible: *erudite tones* "Fck Teemo"
WiJohn: That bowl smoking gentleman really got you thinking eh?
gamercat88: mr. kennedy voice + lol chat reading = chess kiss
Izandai: I dislike not playing to the board this turn.
Izandai: They might just play another creature.
Piecrust9: They may want it for fixing. BOLT THE BIRD
Izandai: Could've Cut Down and played the Arena.
ladyjessica: So I started blasting.
neisan2112: Classic
Mr_Horrible: what, maybe GP harshes their mellow
Mr_Horrible: we don't know
jacqui_lantern234: i genuinely want to meet the LRR Folks EXCLUSIVELY so i can actually scream at them my eternal love and praise
MegaDosX: Oh look a thing to cut down
GhostValv: amazonStartBlasting
Ba_Dum_Tish: Stop it get some unautomated help
Simonark: You could build up a company of actors for the project. Really make something lasting in the Victoria theatrical scene
jacqui_lantern234: be warned, i might be louder than Voxy
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GhostValv: @jacqui_lantern234 D:
jacqui_lantern234: im a classically trained tenor, im confident
RayFK: Yo no one is louder than Voxy
Vandristine: they were mono blue
MegaDosX: Love that for you
jacqui_lantern234: @RayFK i take that as a challenge and a threat
MegaDosX: Your board suddenly got frightening
Gaz_L: it's free real estate
Vandristine: the opp doesnt win this race
Piecrust9: @RayFK Yeah I'll take that bet
TemporallyAwry: I wonder if they actually are Mono-Blue.
Voidhawk42: Draw cowards
MegaDosX: Suddenly, TBR in blue
Orxolon: hello y'all,have you seen how strong is black in Standard after the rotation?
AwesomeInABox: the blue sweeper?
Vandristine: there a mass blink?
bytecaster: You don't give a flier a weapon an then don't attack, that's just rude!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Mono impede momentum
Spades_Slicc: and they didn't hit aron?
MegaDosX: Beep beep with everything but Aron?
Izandai: They're dead.
Banana_Swonk: swing all, they have to block
Izandai: If you swing out and use Vanguard they're dead.
GredGredmansson: we go to "we win"
MegaDosX: Oh the pump
Piecrust9: Exactly
MegaDosX: Kills them
MegaDosX: Yeah they're exactsies
Vandristine: props on mono blue aggro
Lord_Hosk: Hey Adam and Graham, I have a secret to tell you, but you have to keep it to yourselves.
Vandristine: is what i think that was
MegaDosX: Good catch Banana
adept_nekomancer: Unless they have a brilliant plan with that one last blue mana
jacqui_lantern234: exactSEEZ NUTZ
Lord_Hosk: The person sitting next to you is an amazing and inspiring person. SHHHHHHHH
bytecaster: Everybody be cool!
Banana_Swonk: exactsies is such a silly word
satyropodobny: Standing here, I realize
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AtomicAlchemical: PrideLaugh
Piecrust9: It's not a wish Adam, it was a secret
jacqui_lantern234: TOO LATE ADAM IT ALREADY HAPPENED
bigburley97: Exactsies is so satisfying
Banana_Swonk: its sun to say
sgtslacker: Its silly and great
Voidhawk42: All words are silly words
Banana_Swonk: fun
MegaDosX: It is a strange word, but no stranger than anything else in Magic
MegaDosX: Like, compare exactsies to flunge
NotCainNorAbel: Who should I encourage?
jacqui_lantern234: 50 months is CLEARLY 5 metric years Kappa
bytecaster: Yeah, good thing magic has no other silly words in it.
ReachW: Always encourage Serge. For The Line.
Simonark: If you yelled Exacto youd be far weirder
Banana_Swonk: flunge is funny in a gross way. exactsies is funny in a silly way
bytecaster: But what about flungies?
Banana_Swonk: gross
TehAmelie: it's a great modifier. exactsies, cutsies, snowballsies
bytecaster: I count that as a success
jacqui_lantern234: @bytecaster oh flungies my dungies
bytecaster: What about scoopies?
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Piecrust9: They're off land too so they might be in a bit of trouble
adept_nekomancer: Maybe "flungification"
Vandristine: opp kept two lands
MegaDosX: Opponent's getting choked on land a bit here
saucemaster5000: scoopies my doopies
SK__Ren: What about playing to your outies?
Simonark: Murder Ahoy?
Rebbers: Dang Graham, that deck reveal was an absolute delight to watch
avi_miller: Time to flungle with the trungle
MegaDosX: Enlist is such a cool mechanic
Vandristine: playing to your innies any better or no
Banana_Swonk: Playing to your Innies?
plundypops: Enlisties
roastbeefsandwitch: @Rebbers I second this. The long discussion of Warhammer lore was a treat. I'm in awe of Cameron's summarizing skills
zimmtastic7: any fans of Top Deckies?
GhostValv: amazonSpiderman amazonSpiderman2
AtomicAlchemical: This hand sucks, guess I'll take a mullie
Spades_Slicc: Enlist is banding for cowards
kumatsu: @AtomicAlchemical "take a mullie" sounds like a flip trick from THPS
sgtslacker: Banding is too big brain for me, Enlist is the happy medium
PixelArtDragon: Math is for blockies!
GredGredmansson: Banding is for cowards
bytecaster: @Spades_Slicc Aah, like mutate is host/augment for non-humans.
GredGredmansson: they use it to block
Simonark: The deck reveal made us sad you weren't doing all four. Not as reveals, even, just two hours each of reactions
themcclintalk: I was just able to Bortuk into reanimating a Zar Ojanen
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MilkInBags: hello graham and adam, i don't have any more rhymes
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Gaz_L: maybe go quicker if you're not looking at all the reprints
avi_miller: OωO mayth is fwor bwockuws OωO
earlgrey82: Their enthusiasm was contagious
Simonark: We could tell, in fact.
MegaDosX: @themcclintalk And we were just talking about weird words in Magic :p
bytecaster: @Gaz_L But how am I gonna know then that Swamp is gonna be reprinted in the Necrons deck?
jacqui_lantern234: @avi_miller avi plz LUL
avi_miller: @jacqui_lantern234 :p
Wiliart: The moments Ben and Cam went into unison were great.
MegaDosX: You've both been stuck on land for a while
bytecaster: The classic "Please draw a land, please draw a land, ... not like this"
MegaDosX: OK but picture this: a creature with enlist, and an ability that says when it enlists another creature, it copies whatever keywords it has until end of turn
RAZRBCK08: the 3 toughness is actually quite obnoxious
MilkInBags: oofa
ReachW: oh honey no
satyropodobny: Dear god, enlist is fixed banding
Diabore: and scoop
bigburley97: I think the faithbonder is such a good card for this draft format.
Piecrust9: Enlist makes perfectly mediocre creatures real threats
MilkInBags: can't believe people on dominaria found the technology of ordnance
Spades_Slicc: how much of a feels bad do you think it'll be to have enlist get countered by that flash blue zombie with exploit?
avi_miller: Time for OP’s scoopsies
Vandristine: we got naya'd
bigburley97: Noone expects the naya surprise!
avi_miller: Also scoopsies is now gonna need to be a permanent part of my MTG vocabulary
RayFK: UH ohhhhhh clickiiiiies
boyesie: !card artillery blast
LRRbot: Artillery Blast [1W] | Instant | Domain—Artillery Blast deals X damage to target tapped creature, where X is 1 plus the number of basic land types among lands you control.
bytecaster: Enlist: Very micro intensive.
AveryCorvus: You better be playing Arena in there, I hear a lot of clicking!
Diabore: are ya clicking son?
jonasjonIV: Graham, a father, saying the father thing, is very funny to me
MegaDosX: That is a threatening card to know about
AwesomeInABox: benalish faith bonder on 17 lands if its not in your opening hand its winrate plummits
saucemaster5000: OMG the grey fox that lives under my patio apparently found itself a mate -- sooo hoping for lil fox babies in my yard in the future
avi_miller: Scoopsies!
Banana_Swonk: Winnies!
Diabore: it isnt
Diabore: (please no ban)
roastbeefsandwitch: @saucemaster5000 Adorable!
SmashTCG: this deck does a lot........... of nothing!hahaha goteeem
AveryCorvus: Looks like we're on track to win some gemmies
TehAmelie: a keepsies, if you will
Banana_Swonk: The Sneepsies
bytecaster: Always a feel bad when you have the mullies
TheWarbo: boggies?
Piecrust9: Borborigmies?
MegaDosX: Cookies and cream
Diabore: p1 blight pile, p2 wingmate, gg no re
jacqui_lantern234: im partial to BoBo Angy
DMCanes: The brushwag animation never fails to make me laugh no matter how many times I see it
bigburley97: It's surprise naya again don't be fooled
Drathak: Spicy
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MilkInBags: Borborygmos, Sloppity Bilepiper
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MilkInBags: yeah it's a major demon of nurgle
MsMollieMac: Sloppity Bilepiper to you too!
jacqui_lantern234: !great unclean one
Vandristine: yeah greater demon of nurgles are great unclean one
jacqui_lantern234: !card great unclean one
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Glittert00ts: Dude has like 7 stinky mouths
MsMollieMac: Great Grodyguy
Spades_Slicc: If you topdeck a Sloppity Bilepiper, would that be Sloppy Toppy?
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SmashTCG: it's looks like a bigger version if fleshbag marauder
hammith: Ugh, FINE, Wizards, I'll buy a Warhammer 40k deck.
Vandristine: yeah the 40k decks have insane cards
TalpTheScot: thats not even the most absurd in the deck
MilkInBags: yeah most of those cards are not okay
WiJohn: Slopples on topples!
lawful_neutral_wizard: The Necron deck looks absolutely cracked
hammith: Check out Shard of the Void Dragon
breadisbest1: the mini is 50 dollars
Banana_Swonk: so, are all the 40k cards vintage legal? or just edh?
TehAmelie: our opponent offers free eek
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Leonhart321: Have you seen the tech someone noted with the eon counters specifically?
Izandai: @Banana_Swonk They're Vintage and Legacy legal.
uchihab7: they are all commander legal
GoodEatsAntix: My undefeated streak. Izzet deck from our weird draft is now 3-1
Banana_Swonk: oh dear
DMCanes: Gavin!
Vandristine: looks like entire necron deck is out by now
SmashTCG: that card necessitates the use of free sacrifice effects
Izandai: Not necessarily free.
Phallant: Hi @all!
jacqui_lantern234: @Banana_Swonk vintage, legacy, and commander have the same theoretical card pool with different card restrictions
MercurialVox: simic has a creature with etb bojuka bog now
MilkInBags: I'm surprised Tyranids don't have keyword tokens
MilkInBags: since they're the army that adapts and evolves
MegaDosX: Wow
MegaDosX: That's disgusting
Diabore: A???
uchihab7: the one simic tyranid that makes tyranid gargoyles but isnt a gargoyle itself is a FAIL in my opinion
Izandai: That's surprisingly few pips.
SmashTCG: it's a bird wisard
lamina5432: theres a simic rare that gives your creatures evolve
Banana_Swonk: oh yeah, i just wasnt sure if it was edh only or not since its a specialty expansion @jacqui_lantern234 or if it was the same as normal edh expansions
MilkInBags: Tzeentch loves to change
BrindleBoar: he's got a lot of coinage
SmashTCG: no it's a deamon
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun i bet he has looonies
jacqui_lantern234: "lord of change" aka the change machine at my local arcade :p
Gekyouryuu: Noise Marine ftw
hammith: I bought the Necron deck... because I am weaaaak
neisan2112: I'm going to be cloning so many Pink Horrors
Piecrust9: Goodbye defiler, you will be missed
bigburley97: Yeah I'm definitely buying one or two of the Warhammer decks
forshamesir: honey, it's time for your leyline binding!
MilkInBags: good reanimator target
jacqui_lantern234: @forshamesir Leyline Binding: what trans guys do to their chests :p
AveryCorvus: Toxic Abomination? Has Adam already started his League Narration stream?
MegaDosX: Bind the Defiler!
Izandai: Get this weird dog out of here!
Diabore: ow dare you
MilkInBags: oh no they have destroy evil
MegaDosX: That was very on flavour too, binding the phyrexian
Gekyouryuu: "hey, ma! there's a weird cat!"
Diabore: oh no
bytecaster: The binding bound
TalpTheScot: they let the dog back in
Spades_Slicc: The wizard behind magnus the red
Diabore: do we have destroy evil?
Spades_Slicc: next to the red guyh
Glittert00ts: "Hey come check out these leylines with me alone"
Spades_Slicc: not behind
AtomicAlchemical: that weird dog is back on the escalator again!
Diabore: magnus the blue red
Rogue_07: Ahriman?
Snowwraith: Cut down works, as it's toughness 5 or less.
AveryCorvus: I have a Rakdos, the Showstopper deck in part because of how much I loved that moment in that one game
Rogue_07: Is that who you mean?
Spades_Slicc: You also did that with the pink horrors
MilkInBags: racing for 1 let's goooo
Izandai: @Snowwraith Cut Down is combined stats 5 or less.
Izandai: So nothing bigger than a 2/3 or 3/2.
richard_ermen: Kind of amusing sidenote @GrahamLRR, I recently listened to the Magnum PI Podcast you and Kathleen did....7 years ago? Wow. Its still fun after all those years =D
Snowwraith: @Izandai I read that wrong.
Izandai: You're not the only one.
Snowwraith: I've also only cast it like once.
Vandristine: man the necron deck is sick
Diabore: any red permanent kills our bug
Niahlah: chump the 4/4??
MilkInBags: they don't really need to all-in so
bytecaster: That gave the cute bird a sword!
WiJohn: Birb sword? Sure
MegaDosX: That chicken really carries equipment well
itsr67: can't wait for Ryu and Ken to fight off Tyranids in my next commander game
Glittert00ts: While Rick Grimes watches it happen
MegaDosX: !card heroic charge
LRRbot: Heroic Charge [2WW] | Instant | Kicker {1}{R} / Creatures you control get +2/+1 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, those creatures also gain trample until end of turn.
bytecaster: I for one cannot wait for Abaddon the Defiler to fight Gandalf!
Diabore: 18 with no blocks
Piecrust9: So close
Izandai: I really hope when they make the canonical versions of the Street Fighter cards they're available on Arena. I wanna play with the Ken, Chun-Li, and Guile cards so bad.
PsiMaster54: they could concede with it on the stack because they can't do math
MegaDosX: Our out is opponent makes a mistake
ashleywooles: swing and die to your arena trigger. Greatness at any cost
Phallant: Are you talked about the third commander deck 40k already?
Piecrust9: Why is that spell dripping so much ichor?
MegaDosX: Hey look you found it
Piecrust9: Take up the shield is such clutch lifeling
MegaDosX: They get the flyer back if you kill it btw
Vandristine: wow that is perfect
neebusjeebus: waddup ladies, fellas, and nonbinary smellas
Izandai: Everything?
TehAmelie: the oppo's chances are up i tell ya
Vandristine: they get back chick
Izandai: Wait for them to enlist before you Cut Down.
bytecaster: @Vandristine Also cut down is an instant, cou can kill chick after attacks
Vandristine: oh yeah
Izandai: If they don't enlist then we just cast it anyway.
Leonhart321: Oh yeah, our opponent's an idiot
MegaDosX: Suddenly, Heroic Charge :p
Spades_Slicc: their own heroic charge
Vandristine: i think he is counting heroic charge yeah
TalpTheScot: there is maths happening
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Diabore: i dont trust it
MegaDosX: Is there a single target +2/x pump spell in RW?
TehAmelie: no tricksies now
Diabore: they could just have lightning strike
MegaDosX: Lightning Strike would also do it
Piecrust9: Time to hit "attack all"
MegaDosX: That was I vote just yolo and Charge
Leonhart321: Blaze of glory charge?
Izandai: Weird they didn't just play that. They could give it haste with the equipment.
TemporallyAwry: Swing All - die to the Arena? PrideShrug
MadWolf1290: math is for blockers
jacqui_lantern234: opponent: "defiler of instinct trigger" me: "I BLOCK!!!!!!!!"
laundreydhull: WhAm-Edge!!
xantos69: They might just not block for some reason
SmashTCG: ship it in and pray
TehAmelie: flunge it, for glory!
MegaDosX: No blocks!
ThorSokar: Heroic Charge, take the action, go out on your own terms?
MegaDosX: Dare you to not block opponent!
Leonhart321: Ego?
AveryCorvus: No Magic player has ever shown hubris after all
Leonhart321: ^
MegaDosX: No reason not to at this point
bytecaster: Magic players, trying to style on a opponent? Unheard of!
MegaDosX: Do it!
MegaDosX: lmaooooooo
ReachW: Denied.
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: F
MegaDosX: Got got by your own Arena
ThorSokar: dang
xantos69: I remember a quote from Adam that amounted to "Hey wait, Graham's an idiot" Stranger things have happened.
Leonhart321: Can't even be hoisted by our own petard
jacqui_lantern234: agg-rope
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: hey a meteor couldve hit your opponent you should always play to your outs Kappa
forshamesir: been a bit since ive seen a binding light used on a binding light
Leonhart321: Ben said it
AveryCorvus: I just rewatched this highlights. Ben suggested you might miss the line.
Trahas: that was a great moment
TehAmelie: it looks poppable
Diabore: everyone lost it at that comment, it was great
Alex_Frostfire: It's probably nothing.
BusTed: PogChamp
Spades_Slicc: yeah the fungi was there forever
jacqui_lantern234: im pretty sure graham was the one who said "you could do this and i could not see it"
Piecrust9: all fungi are alive Graham
Khalahd: Take a whiff of that, exile!
richard_ermen: A number of battlefields have "hidden click functionality"
MegaDosX: That glitch was amazing
TehAmelie: how weird is it fungus are biologically closer to animals than vegetables?
Spades_Slicc: Did anyone here miss yesterday's arena stonks?
ReachW: 5-colour mono-cream
kristian_fischer: Krog say "math am for blockers"
Spades_Slicc: 5c soldiers
Spades_Slicc: call that super sentai
lawful_neutral_wizard: !card heroic charge
LRRbot: Heroic Charge [2WW] | Instant | Kicker {1}{R} / Creatures you control get +2/+1 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, those creatures also gain trample until end of turn.
MegaDosX: Go off opponent
RAZRBCK08: if you have a Sheoldred out drawing 2 is nice
plundypops: I've only ever done it when I had Sheoldred out
TheInnsanity: the best is love song into your opponent discarding to hand size
bytecaster: I like it for the Sheoldred synergy, but that is rare
MegaDosX: Oh yeah it synergises with Sheoldred extremely well
neisan2112: With Sheoldred is about the only time yeah
DAC169: @RAZRBCK08 if they have 5 it's really painful aipBooli
Leonhart321: Beep beep
MegaDosX: Vroom vroom
hammith: Can we kick it?
TheWarbo: lethies
ReachW: @RAZRBCK08 Had an opponent do this the other day. When I had the Sheoldred. I just said "oh no"
TehAmelie: i feel they did not expect that trick
ThorSokar: winnies?
AveryCorvus: Chargies, with kickies!
MegaDosX: Mob Nixilis' ultimate does that
neisan2112: Ob ult
Piecrust9: Ob nixilis
neebusjeebus: ob nixilis saccing a clackbridge troll
MegaDosX: Clackbridge Troll is a disgusting combo with Sheoldred
TheWarbo: casualty
MegaDosX: Casualty
TehAmelie: Adam made me yawn
nymistrya: That is my current Standard strategy but with Sol'Kanar
conquestofcroutons: what's the green profile picture dude called? love how he always looks worried about opponents avatars in the loading screen
jacqui_lantern234: anybutt, nerds, ima take off to go to Commander Night at my LGS. reminder that i love you all aggressively and beyond measure!!! dont forget to remind Graham and Adam of this fact
MegaDosX: @conquestofcroutons You mean their avatar? His name is Fblthp
noSmokeFire: XCOM players know 90% is actually 50%
ReachW: @jacqui_lantern234 Have fun! and you too btdubs
Spades_Slicc: Fires of victory is almost like essence scatter
bytecaster: Hateful
lamina5432: recently put sheoldred in with lich's mastery in a explorer deck just to draw my deck and see how it goes
conquestofcroutons: @MegaDosX yeah, thanks!
jacqui_lantern234: @ReachW NO U MORE!!!!!
MegaDosX: Hateful
TheWooglie: it's 90% but you only remember when it doesn't happen
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DAC169: well, they didn't have a lightning strike
Articerile: you can tell it wasn't lightning because it struck twice
ReachW: @jacqui_lantern234 Excuse you, we "yes, but also you" in these parts! <3
bytecaster: mid unclean one
MegaDosX: Phalanx first for the discount, yeah
GLHFMagic: who's ready to mourn wishbone irl
SmashTCG: the okay dirty one
Gekyouryuu: @GLHFMagic ?
bigburley97: The Great Unclean One was my father. Call me the big stink.
r10pez10: rip wishbone
GLHFMagic: hehe inside joke
Spades_Slicc: the dog?
GoodEatsAntix: 4-2 with janky Jhoira. It sounds like your deck is going well too
TehAmelie: shenans has been called
MegaDosX: I think they're dead?
control_rig: Come on and slample, and welcome to the trample
RAZRBCK08: Khârn the Betrayer is a very weird card
MegaDosX: Yeah, another exactsies
Banana_Swonk: they didn't scoopies
TalpTheScot: just as you planned it... right?
DAC169: aipOMG
Spades_Slicc: exaxis is similar to praxis
Piecrust9: Note to self: heroic charge is how you say, VERY good
MurphEP: Karn, no
TheWooglie: flungies = exactsies
ReachW: Doing the good ol' flungies for exactsies.
chrisrd19: More like Ajani the Betrayer, am i right
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r10pez10: maxis sim tower, more like exaxis sim power
accountmadeforants: Humblebragging Defector
MegaDosX: Blim and Zedruu breathing heavily
patrick_stonecrusher: l bet they think that pause was you doing the math
Banana_Swonk: Sneepsies has been called
Gekyouryuu: interesting that Berserker the creature type and Berzerker the ability are spelled differently
SolarBlitz1: I love so much of the Chaos 40k deck. I am gonna have a blast playing it for a good while
patrick_stonecrusher: the suckers
gamercat88: does going into exile count as losing control?
neebusjeebus: not so humble defector as i like to call him
satyropodobny: "Lol," said Kharn. "Lmao."
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TehAmelie: can you believe the coincidence, Gail Simone now retweeted a joke about woke wookies, aka wokies
Gekyouryuu: @neebusjeebus Rumble Defector
lawful_neutral_wizard: This'll make it awkward if WotC ever tries to make a card called Karn the Betrayer
TemporallyAwry: Sorry, what is the opponents avatar?
themcclintalk: I had two back to back drafts that went vastly different. First was a GW deck splashing black for Nemata and Aron that went 5-3, and the next was a domain deck that went 1-3.
kristian_fischer: Kharn is just out there living his best life and chopping off a lot of heads.
neebusjeebus: if i play music and it make me lose control, do i draw 2?
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kristian_fischer: @TemporallyAwry Ziatora from New Capenna
bigburley97: Nice
accountmadeforants: Also, despite having literally seen the card before, I still thought you guys said "Karn, the Betrayer", and figured he got hit by the glistening oil *again*
neebusjeebus: oh i love that domain symbol on the doman cards, thats sweet
bytecaster: @accountmadeforants Karn got into the oil again, *sigh*
kristian_fischer: Big watur snek!
Juliamon: bytecaster secret soup ingredient
Piecrust9: Big brain Adam
TemporallyAwry: @kristian_fischer that's a lot more "fleshy looking" than I assumed from the card art. lrrSPOOP
bytecaster: Scoopsies
TehAmelie: automatons have been big into oil ever since The Wizard of Oz huh
Banana_Swonk: scoopsies
Piecrust9: Impulse condede
ThorSokar: EZ Game for Babies!
kristian_fischer: Go to scoop step
Articerile: good impulse
Spades_Slicc: So the Scars of Mirrodin book canonized that Melira can make people immune to the oil *and* that this immunity can be spread through organ (possible just blood) donation
TheWarbo: the impulsies into the scoopies
sgtslacker: The truest form of magic
squ3e: Aggro good in limited, more at 11
ReachW: Yeah, the aggro decks are doing a really good job of fun policing right now and I love it.
satyropodobny: It gets on base.
noSmokeFire: @Spades_Slicc so you're saying Karn needs blood?
ArkhamArchivist: Who wouldn't want a 5 color format tho?
MrPipboy3000: R/W elist is fun, I also really like G/W Opps all soldiers
bytecaster: @noSmokeFire Blood tokens are artifacts after all, so on flavor
Spades_Slicc: @noSmokeFire the opposite, he's already immune, the coalition needs Karn's blood
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lawful_neutral_wizard: Out of curiosity, what's everyone's opinion on Old One Eye?
DAC169: so they have white
Spades_Slicc: They discarded? stalled for too much time
Vandristine: yeah they are off white
nymistrya: Yeah I had a lot of draft tokens saved that I was planning on using for Streets... So im really glad this format slaps so I didnt have to hold on to them for even longer
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Piecrust9: Toxic A-bomb? Time for a new nickname submission to the website
TehAmelie: is that something like having a discount burrito wrap that falls apart because the salad wet the bread through and having to eat it from a plate?
Diabore: 5/2 cavalie?
Banana_Swonk: enlisties with take up
TheWarbo: toxies abommies (why will my brain not get off of this)
DAC169: thank you @kristian_fischer aipOMG kitykaHappy aipLove
hot_mekaku: forgot enlist
hattingston: Enlist abom with Cavalier?
Spades_Slicc: @TheWarbo Toxie Abommies UWU
kristian_fischer: Toxic Abomblebee
Blightfight: I'm uh, a bit out of the loop. What is Enlist?
toastiferous: hey folks! how you enjoying the format?
bytecaster: We revealed the land though
Spades_Slicc: OP's Esper control deck is a pretty solid Dimir deck
MrPipboy3000: also leyline would dome you for 6
frozenphoenix7: @Blightfight When you attack with a creature with enlist, you can tap another creature you control that's not summoning sick, and if you do you add its power to the creature that enlisted.
RAZRBCK08: only if they didn't block
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sgtslacker: A well oiled machine
Leonhart321: Whomst has the conch?
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nymistrya: So who gonna open Tabernacle?
v_nome: We need a third stooge!
heartofgoldfish: Paul!
iconicshadow89: Well oiled machine
TehAmelie: dang, i clearly needed this energy drink two hours ago when i put it in the freezer to cool
TehAmelie: since i forgot all about it due to sleepiness
Juliamon: oops
adi_pie: Is it now an energy popsicle?
TehAmelie: the paradox of craving caffeine in cold form
Juliamon: well, maybe it will have less taste this way
v_nome: Is it now an exploded mess?
TehAmelie: it's an aluminium icicle
TehAmelie: fortunately, i had a second one in the fridge. forgot that too
Leonhart321: And that's why I have a cold brew decanter
Spades_Slicc: Why not just pour your energy drink into a cup filled with ice
mitomanox: <3 SeemsGood
MsMollieMac: delish
TheWriterAleph: mmm waffle
GhostofJeffGoldblum: is it...good?
gamercat88: ohh waffle time
Niahlah: laugh-ffle?
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: nibe
mitomanox: waffle <3
RayFK: Did it take you a while to choose what to eat?
sgtslacker: selected how?
Mangledpixel: a strawaffle
RayFK: Did you waffle on that decision?
NovaTiempo: not random then, good good
GhostofJeffGoldblum: BUT NEVER. AT. NIGHT.
Leonhart321: As opposed to all those unselected ingredients?
serramarkov: Love the DAL shirt, Graham!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: When I make waffles, I only use random ingredients.
mitomanox: what kind of selector do they use?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: This is a gremlins situation, if you eat it at night yo turn evil.
CaptainSpam: Glad they weren't made from random ingredients.
WiJohn: That's how you get Gremlins!
Boon_33: no feeding after midnight
TheWriterAleph: Night Waffles are a Crime Against God and Man.
MsMollieMac: as opposed to all those miscellaneous ingredients
bigburley97: Waffles at Night is indeed for sickos
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: just dont
satyropodobny: The Forbidden Goblin Hours
TheThirdTail: They don't want to know what I'd do to a waffle at 3 am
xantos69: So if those are from Europe....have they been calibrated to this time zone?
Izandai: "Who wants a waffle at three AM!?"
MrTheWalrus: Darn, now I want a waffle.
mitomanox: I prefer waffles with unselected ingredients. Just random ones.
Spades_Slicc: Archangel of WWATH
jessieimproved: no, that's how you get Grahamlins
TehAmelie: yet waffle house is the most reliably around the clock establishment on the planet
NovaTiempo: Pls! Give waffle!
xantos69: Thanks, but what are you doing in my house?
wench_tacular: but, you live alone...
Juliamon: I would take that waffle happily
gamercat88: waffles at 3am are some the best waffles i have ever had
Lord_Durin: force G/W?
Leonhart321: First of all, how did you get into my house? Second of all, what flavour waffle?
Niahlah: no Queen?
KingOfDoma: queen, yeah
Izandai: The black uncommon is least commital.
TheWarbo: i have eaten many a 3am waffle house but i also get VERY cranky at unexpected wakeups
Juliamon: and then halfway through it I'd be like "wait, fuck, this is gonna fuck up my morning meds, fuck, I hate you"
raze667: i've been impressed by talas lookout
Spades_Slicc: @Niahlah no that 's britain
satyropodobny: "I guess my sleep paralysis demon is upping their game?"
TalpTheScot: there is a crapshot somewhere in being woken up at 3am and someone handing you a waffle
Diabore: id have taken strength of the coalition, cards messed up
Niahlah: @Niahlah Spicy
WiJohn: I feel like inviting the internet to break in to your bedroom with waffles is risky
bigburley97: If someone showed up at your house with waffles pre-syruped do you take it?
bigburley97: at 3 am of course
Night_xD: knight can also win games on its own
Juliamon: bigburley97 depends on the syrup
DrAegirinePyrope: saying Urborg Lhygorf sounds no different through waffle
MrPipboy3000: Warbrut5e there would have been ok
petey_vonwho: I had 2 lurgoyfs in a deck 2 nights ago and they were amazing for me
hurricanealpaca: Hey G, my recent store order has the wrong address listed. I couldn't find a way to change it or a support site/# for shopify. Can you point me in the right direction?! lrrSHINE
bigburley97: @Juliamon It's gotta be like a quality maple syrup
AtomicAlchemical: Someone is getting passed a sweet white-x aggro deck
Lord_Durin: meteorite?
TehAmelie: "Waffle House is now open 24 hours a day" "this isn't a damn Waffle House, it's my bedroom!" "you may want to read the contracts in the morning. did you know you write your signature in your sleep?"
satyropodobny: sultai?
TheWarbo: 4,5,6,7,land,land love what we've drafted so far
nymistrya: I mean skyknight does hit well
Piecrust9: Turn 5 time to start ramping!
Juliamon: bigburley97 yeah, like, the dark stuff, if it's had time to soak in, hell yeah
Diabore: vinewall
Diabore: snap vinewall
RAZRBCK08: Vinewall is very useful for domain decks
bigburley97: @TehAmelie I've never seen a non 24 hour waffle house?? Do those exist??
Juliamon: none of that 50% maple shit tho
Izandai: Good for them?
chrisrd19: Your curve is currently just y=x
MegaDosX: People on the internet? Having opinions?
TehAmelie: i don't know, i've never seen a waffle house in real life
chrisrd19: Take the 1-drop so you have a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: i have opinions!
bigburley97: @Juliamon Absolutely not. get that out of here
MegaDosX: This curve is amazing
Piecrust9: Warbrute best brute
bigburley97: @TehAmelie I have three in my town. It's incredible
Piecrust9: I've started getting an error when something gets countered due to invalid targets and then I just have the back of a card on my screen for the rest of the game
MegaDosX: Look at that goddamn curve :p
PsiMaster54: we aren't really committed to a second color either way
Izandai: Adam no
Khalahd: No way, Zar is insane
AtomicAlchemical: Waffle House is always open. If Waffle House is closed, the situation is BUSSED up
Diabore: zar pumps the team
Khalahd: Zar is worth a lot more than 5 damage
control_rig: Zar is a house
bytecaster: I agree with Adam
Izandai: Zar doesn't ask much.
TehAmelie: "it's never too late to pivot" - Serge, during deck building
Diabore: our deck is a rectangle
bytecaster: I think he is better in tokens
MsMollieMac: outsider asks less, but I think this deck can maximize Zar
MegaDosX: Adam is never wrong
Diabore: WHAT
satyropodobny: HOW
control_rig: Who passed that?!
MegaDosX: Who the fuck passed Defiler of Vigor
MsMollieMac: Damn, strictly worse Colossal Dreadmaw
patrick_stonecrusher: adam thinks goonies is a bad movie Kappa
GLHFMagic: Thank you @GhostofJeffGoldblum <3
irreleverent: Pick 3 green defiler
Izandai: Need more lands.
satyropodobny: EACH?
Diabore: id have abandoned everything id done pack 1 for that card
nymistrya: Wait that defiler was passed twice, wow
AtomicAlchemical: In pack 2 no less! You pivot to Green on that!
RAZRBCK08: Ivy is good
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Adam's right there, Goonies does not hold up at all.
MegaDosX: I vote Ivy
MegaDosX: Pay four life, 4head
MsMollieMac: chonp
1y1e: this is a spicy one
MegaDosX: Shore Up also gets copied if it wheels >_>
Izandai: Land
Izandai: You need all the lands you can get.
TehAmelie: honestly i prefer molten monstrosities to solid monstrosities
Lord_Hosk: Pivot into black for the rare
Diabore: im surprised we didnt see a new shalai in this set
TalpTheScot: oh wow theres still another pack to go
bytecaster: @TehAmelie I like my monstrosities gaseous
MsMollieMac: I'm feeling pretty flowstoned right now
GoodEatsAntix: 5 is a hard butt to get past
TheWarbo: Mol10 Monstrosity
TheWriterAleph: hup two three four
RAZRBCK08: Pixie actually fixes your domain count too
MsMollieMac: speaking of funny nicknames, is there a time frame for changing the nicknames website to vote mode?
EvilBadman: Temur? I think you mean Tyranid Kappa
Piecrust9: red blue land?
Niahlah: huh.. last time I had Voldalian cards was back in Ice Age
robtorob: tatyova OP
EvilBadman: @MsMollieMac TTC said ~week after submission mode
GoodEatsAntix: Tatyova has been a mixed bag for me in Limited. I have a new fun Standard deck with her though
nymistrya: If you get it off before Bortuk its even better
NovaeCorvidae: Codex is Soo good in domain decks
couchboyj: Gob-Lands
bytecaster: Sometimes you just Jodex
WiJohn: Jodex seems good
MegaDosX: Your curve is hilarious
EirikaEmblem: Codah's Jodex is deece
RAZRBCK08: I have
NovaeCorvidae: The codex won me my first draft by just giving me a second free draw every turn once the board stalled
patrick_stonecrusher: Kreygasm
Diabore: hits defenders and tokens, i dont hate it
RAZRBCK08: Smash to Dust is brutal
muondecay: wut
ReachW: Gotta do what you gotta do against Chaplain I guess.
Lord_Durin: she WHEELED?
MegaDosX: Jesus what
bytecaster: Defeated by smashies
control_rig: Whut
robtorob: you need to cut some 5's
GoodEatsAntix: I just did that to a guy a little while ago. He was boros go wide, and I got to pop like 7 guys. It was choice
Lord_Hosk: I recomend you cut a few cards
dougma: what is the quote? "you have lots of luck for future ref"?
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EvilBadman: @Lord_Hosk That advice seems suspiciously genuine
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satyropodobny: Let's count how many creatures trigger both our defilers!
couchboyj: Tatyova come on ova
RAZRBCK08: do we want the blue defiler still?
Lord_Hosk: You should probably cut the cards that give your deck the lowest chance of winning games and keep the better cards.
Niahlah: I totally wanna do a blue/red deck with the Fire Tornado and Sharks.. and I'll call it the Flaming Sharknado
robtorob: cut both scout
WanderingWinder: I think you maybe need to figure out the mana first and then go from there?
GhassanPL: Aw, I missed the best part
satyropodobny: BibleThump
jazzyjrw: Cut the warbrute?
serramarkov: So I was driving the other day, and I was wondering why it's so hard for people to just be kind... and someone cut me off and I found myself screaming, "Eat [excrement] and [expire]!!!" And I thought, oh- that's why.
robtorob: cut scout
GhassanPL: I wonder if there is a way to draft Magic (or a game like it) without actually having to do the boring "playing" part :P
toastiferous: strength is fun with ivy
Niahlah: @serramarkov Aggressiveness and Competition is fairly highly promoted in society
ShigOnline: play 7 wonders
MegaDosX: There's also DraftSim
MegaDosX: Remember Graham you can go "s:dmu" in the search window to find the DMU lands quicker
couchboyj: Sushi Go is a fun game that is 100% draft
wandering_t: storybook brawl is a good autobattler- LSV works on that with some other magic folks
WiJohn: Maybe one less island one more forest?
DAC169: @GhassanPL get a friend to let you draft for them? aipThink
Vandristine: we need a mountain?
RAZRBCK08: I ordered the cards for an Ivy mutate commander deck which is fun
NovaeCorvidae: @MegaDosX I don't know if they'll see this, but you just made my experience so much better
GhassanPL: @DAC169 But then I'd feel bad for drafting bad decks :)
MegaDosX: @NovaeCorvidae It is always worth learning how to better use the Search field, there's a lot you can do with it when building decks
toastiferous: the jodex
MegaDosX: @NovaeCorvidae Happy to help though!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Speaking of CArd Kingdom, Chatthew accidentally talked Matt into putting an Uro into his Commander deck last night. Whoops.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: He bought one on stream :D
Diabore: he bought the secret lair one specifically, for an extra 30 dollars over the regular
kaboomjr26: Hey G!
irreleverent: Jodex now in busted mode
DAC169: @GhassanPL nah. thell them losing is their fault for playing bad aipEZ
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DAC169: tell*
MegaDosX: Iconoclast?
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MegaDosX: Negate?
MegaDosX: True
WiJohn: I assume they're trying to remember if you keep the ones they choose or the reverse
MegaDosX: They need to target something other than Ivy
WiJohn: You could get the Jodex going
tvenn: man those lands are so nice
MegaDosX: You need another blue to double kick Mindsinger
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YeetTheRich_: wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE
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Sibwow: she raids my twitch channel til i spam emotes
WiJohn: The wheels are coming on!
DAC169: hi raiders! aipHi
Ahxes: I love the mindslinger
MegaDosX: But are you sure?!?
robtorob: you can might and flowstone both to pixie
adambomb625: why not Kappa
Vampyre_Lord: but graham! the spellcraft triggers!
Sibwow: codex is so good
IaCthulhuFthagn: Gotta give the option to punt.
IaCthulhuFthagn: For the feel goods when you manage not to.
NovaeCorvidae: Free card draw woo woo
h3rsh3yb4r: Seems good
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DoctorHutch: maybe they are holding up essence scatter
gamercat88: domain-os pizza for dinner tonight?
MegaDosX: What are they holding up?
MegaDosX: Is Dominos any good in Canada?
itira: boooo
drizztnailo: guys i actually went positive with the silly defender deck. Im so happy
ThatGenieProblem: Aw FallCry
IaCthulhuFthagn: 50% off? That's, like, half the domino.
Jovh11: The way you're describing the codex reads like you're trying to sell me timeshare.
Vampyre_Lord: rip, i've never been more jealous of canada
itira: @MegaDosX it is in BC at least. i dunno about the rest
Spades_Slicc: So what you're saying is ... I should swim out to your island and get pizza
MegaDosX: You can kick it once
BloodnBullets: You know theres a world outside of Canada right? We also have to suck it.
RAZRBCK08: we need an extra blue
WanderingWinder: you need UUR to double kick
Dread_Pirate_Westley: You don't have UUR.
Piecrust9: Your only red source is also blue
DoctorHutch: you can get a none pizza with left beef and only pay for half the none!
Joecool190: nice
patrick_stonecrusher: LUL
Vandristine: EASYU
adambomb625: nice
TheWarbo: wow
EvilBadman: just like we drew it up
satyropodobny: Can you Gaes might in response to trigger?
gamercat88: sick
NovaTiempo: oh no
Lord_Durin: never didn't not have it
Ditfing: LUL
Boon_33: nice
MegaDosX: !card vodalian mindsinger
LRRbot: Vodalian Mindsinger [1UU] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [2/2] | Kicker {1}{R} and/or {1}{G} / Vodalian Mindsinger enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it for each time it was kicked. / When Vodalian Mindsinger enters the battlefield, gain control of target creature with power less than Vodalian Mindsinger's power for as long as you control Vodalian Mindsinger.
greg1756: That's disgusting
Nonra_: Never didn't have it
BusTed: sometimes you draw what you need.
Imbolg: all as planned
Mattmitchell45: Those Two Lucky Goobers
robtorob: WOW THATS CONTENT
RAZRBCK08: and we have Gaea's Might open
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Things you love to see: It.
maywecomein: Omg
wench_tacular: ez game for babies
Vampyre_Lord: rip
WavesOfBabies: Kick it! [plays the opening of Fight For Your Right to Party]
h3rsh3yb4r: is that 4 copies of gaeas might?
Vampyre_Lord: copy it
greg1756: Arena knew shenanigans were afoot and said "party on dudes"
Banana_Swonk: can you copy the copy from najal whren the copy targets a non-ivy target
Diabore: @Vampyre_Lord copy targets najaal
Joecool190: you could have copied it kill their guy
MegaDosX: Oh no the hot Djinn
averythetiger: 3 copies.
StreetRach: You could have killed the Najaal.
Diabore: @Vampyre_Lord er, ivy
drizztnailo: Hotty on a body
ThatGenieProblem: That card's smug aura mocks me
Diabore: copy targets ivy chat
Joecool190: oh
StreetRach: Nvm
MegaDosX: Ivy copies to target herself, yeah
irreleverent: Nothing sus here oppo
Vampyre_Lord: @Diabore true, but no reason to not because destroy evil wouldnt work... im actually curious if they COULD. usually you have to choose legal targets, and ivy isnt a legal destroy evil target
MegaDosX: I think the copy would have fizzled if Graham had attempted it
MrPipboy3000: better attack next turn with Gia's on the trampler
ReachW: @Vampyre_Lord you can't put the copy on the stack, even, since Ivy isn't a legal target, yeah.
MegaDosX: This is an awful lot of damage coming in for the opponent
Vampyre_Lord: @ReachW gotcha. thats what i thought
TacitusVigil: Hello Grahdam. Hope the card goddess is in your favor.
invickthus: aww, magic with two favorites is just what I needed after a less than stellar day. sending you both good vibes.
WavesOfBabies: "It's just 9 damage"
BloodnBullets: +10 power at instant speed is pretty vicious
WavesOfBabies: (it was not just 9 damage)
MegaDosX: Hey guess what
RAZRBCK08: this is lethal if it works
Piecrust9: Oh no only 12 damage
Mattmitchell45: @tacitusvigil They had a very lucky draw into a second Blue source this game
drizztnailo: but imagine if it worked tho
invickthus: Graham the SHIRT.
TacitusVigil: @Mattmitchell45 Excellent!
TacitusVigil: They're more wrinkle than human now.
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gamercat88: the glass shark gunna get you if you stay in the water
Vampyre_Lord: jokes on you opponent, im paid by the hour, not the game
Jovh11: You're getting paid to get roped
MrPipboy3000: Ha, My time is worthless opponent!!
Banana_Swonk: more ad revenue the longer they rope out
Niahlah: Are you SURE that James isn't near by?
TacitusVigil: Thanks for the free content, opponent! :D
Mangledpixel: nobe locks
Piecrust9: I'd love to get paid to get roped. Wait what did I just type?
MegaDosX: I think Twinferno might have killed you there, but guess they didn't have it
Banana_Swonk: 4 lands left in 14(?)
control_rig: We saw the line
invickthus: if by untap you mean in the next game, then yes.
ImmutableMan: you always untap when you scoop
BusTed: Does conceding cause your things to untap?
BloodnBullets: do permanents untap when an opponent conceeds?
Diabore: even just twinferno has you taking 12 from djinn
satyropodobny: lightning strike twinferno
Mattmitchell45: Opponent had Avacyn's Attack, the symbol of the attack that killed them
Clench_Eastwood: maybe they Phase....ahh that old mechanic
MegaDosX: In multiplayer don't they get exiled?
TacitusVigil: Without time, does anything truly exist though?
plundypops: this mans punches puppers :O
Mattmitchell45: *hate
BloodnBullets: did they ever really exist in the first place?
invickthus: you have to look every creature in the eyes as you scoop, condemning it to the void as they silently scream.
Diabore: !card tatyova, steward
LRRbot: Tatyova, Steward of Tides [GGU] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Druid [3/3] | Land creatures you control have flying. / Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, if you control seven or more lands, up to one target land you control becomes a 3/3 Elemental creature with haste. It's still a land.
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: what about if were playing for ante Kappa
IaCthulhuFthagn: What if the opponent's two cards in hand were Tainted Strike and TBR, somehow?
Vampyre_Lord: @TacitusVigil yes, in a phased state. thats often what phasing represents
EchoMikeZebra: PuppyPuncher?
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TacitusVigil: @Vampyre_Lord Whelp, done and done. Time to call it early today! :D
couchboyj: All your creatures are safely harred and sent to the woods when you concede
ThatGenieProblem: I want a card that says "remove target player from the game then put them back in the game"
couchboyj: jarred*
ArkhamArchivist: Wow this deck has Defiler too?
asthanius: 1 mana off the pump being enough to cast molten
Diabore: we're 1 mana off monstrosity
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Piecrust9: Can you kick it? Yes you can
invickthus: @ThatGenieProblem exile target player, they comeback with snacks at the start of your next turn.
Vampyre_Lord: oh right. @LoadingReadyRun i am placing blame on graham, ben, and cam. i already have a crippling MTG addiction, and now im deeply interested in getting into warhammer because yalls reveal vid.
Banana_Swonk: bad line but if you gaeas might + flowstone'd the pixie and then mana fixed into red you could have kast the hellion
Diabore: ya
IaCthulhuFthagn: @ThatGenieProblem: Here's hoping for a player-flicker if we get a silver-bordered multiplayer format.
Diabore: pixie can add a land type too
ThatGenieProblem: @invickthus "If they cannot, they lose the game
BloodnBullets: Just saw OPs username and now we have to win, mercilessly.
adept_nekomancer: "Exile target player until they bring you ice cream"
invickthus: @ThatGenieProblem If you do not like the snacks they brought, they take half their life rounded down in damage.
MegaDosX: We take those
Diabore: we tron
SolarBlitz1: What a line
ReachW: 2-mana 5/5 trample nbd
WiJohn: Gaea's might is also dark ritual today
EverettORiley: Nice board for 3 mana
Diabore: 3 mana, play an 8 drop
MegaDosX: Rude.
drizztnailo: dang hes gaming
MrPipboy3000: Power creep wit h these 5/5s for 2
control_rig: Nuuuu
Jovh11: What if my ramp spells was also lightning bolt?
Diabore: i think scout here
Piecrust9: The silly police say enoughs enough
GreatGodOm: who knew that WOTC reprinted dark ritual in green.
MegaDosX: U hoh
Diabore: god the stained glass lands are nice
invickthus: the lands in this set look so good.
drizztnailo: OH NO
MegaDosX: You might be dead
Piecrust9: @GreatGodOm Who knew that dark ritual also domed your opponent for 3
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Haroldholmes25: keldon strike team is real messed up
Diabore: actual close game
Banana_Swonk: playing scout leavues us outs to play defiler
ThatGenieProblem: *plays 5/5 for 2; loses*
Banana_Swonk: which is better than ivy
Ham_Hamilton: my favourite MTG team up fgsHeart
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invickthus: why did that fire worm with legs look like it was coming for someone's booty.
Diabore: fwiw its singer, not slinger
ThatGenieProblem: oh
Piecrust9: Do you need 2 red for anything?
Diabore: i like second green
Haroldholmes25: what do you get for the magic player that has domain?
Diabore: kixie pixie
Diabore: we will, itll be 6
Diabore: we can also defiler and ivy
MegaDosX: Ivy and tapland maybe?
MegaDosX: Cut Down incoming
Diabore: shore up>?
MegaDosX: They can bounce the 5/5
Spades_Slicc: Can vortex hit their creatures?
MegaDosX: But are you sure?!?
bigburley97: Are you sure you don't wanna bounce Ivy?
Diabore: @Spades_Slicc no, copies only target ivy
bigburley97: I mean are you really sure??
ReachW: Also it couldn't hit our Ivy since we control Ivy.
Spades_Slicc: I was wondering if OP wanted to bounce their own ertai to have another counter spell in hand
MegaDosX: Guess what opponent
invickthus: (Count from sesame street laughing noise) ah ah ah.
ThatGenieProblem: phyReeses' pieces
laundreydhull: ONE Phyrexia? Impressive...
MegaDosX: Suddenly, beef.
Diabore: no instant removal!
Gekyouryuu: I like the interface change turning the mana phyrexian
laundreydhull: Most Impressive...
hot_mekaku: 3rd time we cast monstroysity for 2 mana LUL
satyropodobny: part of your compleat breakfast
MegaDosX: Good lord Defiler of Vigor is so messed up
Diabore: why is it every creature?
Piecrust9: If blocking<4 toughness they die
Haroldholmes25: this is a beating
MegaDosX: I just think back to Adam's reaction to Avabruck Caretaker in the Crimson Vow PPR
bigburley97: Defiler of Vigor is so good
Banana_Swonk: they need 5 toughness of blocks to live?
Diabore: are they dead?
drakeUW: something something green card in 2022
couchboyj: That says each?!?
Drathak: at 1
Spades_Slicc: @Diabore same reason bant ascendancy ... I mean Broker's axcendancy is each
Piecrust9: They are not dead
IaCthulhuFthagn: Barely noy.
invickthus: move to thwack step.
IaCthulhuFthagn: not*
MegaDosX: They go to 1
WiJohn: They're like "jokes on you, I get phyresis counters!"
Mangledpixel: !card count is at
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MegaDosX: Yep, I agree, opponent
Banana_Swonk: the scoopsies
drakeUW: classic scry to the top concede
Drathak: PokGengar
maywecomein: top top concede
Diabore: thank god kaldheim rotated, that with vorinclex is unhealthy
Piecrust9: Gotta love the scoopsies
MegaDosX: Defiler of Vigor is so busted
SirMorek: me scuuuz
invickthus: @maywecomein lololol
TheWarbo: top top scoop is my tap tap concede cover podcast
drizztnailo: you ever scry a card so bad you just give up?
ReachW: @maywecomein dang, beat me to it!
saucemaster5000: oh no
Drathak: time to get into the candy now that graham is gone
EverettORiley: Are you our new Dad?
wench_tacular: we're doomed
WiJohn: I need an adult!
couchboyj: I need an adult!
itira: oh no im scurd
bigburley97: uh oh
invickthus: chaos?
drizztnailo: guilty gear?
MegaDosX: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult, preferably a trained physiatrist.
ShigOnline: do YOU know what that means?
A_Dub888: Boshy time?
TheWarbo: tacos?
Haroldholmes25: ah hell yeah we got the funcle
IaCthulhuFthagn: Monkey kids?
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Diabore: im in
maywecomein: woo i can check out for the day :)
Banana_Swonk: ItsBoshyTime
bigburley97: keeps
laundreydhull: it's B o s h y Time...!!!
Spades_Slicc: steal graham's headphone warmths
satyropodobny: second defiler back in for the lulz?
Nonra_: adam is our collective cool uncle who is babysitting us now
lordwilfred88: Alright let’s break some stuff!
couchboyj: ItsBoshyTime
bigburley97: break stuff!
Diabore: red
Diabore: domain!
Mr_Horrible: dat full domain
Banana_Swonk: PotFriend
MegaDosX: Fill up the board
bigburley97: domain on turn three pog
WiJohn: Mind Taker!
irreleverent: yoink
MegaDosX: You made this? I made this.
Mr_Horrible: you played this? I played this
invickthus: your lookout? our lookout.
MegaDosX: That board is /frightening/
Diabore: our talas lookout comrade
Mr_Horrible: dang MegaDosX beat me to it LUL
GhostofJeffGoldblum: bottom right, opponent
Piecrust9: I thought this game was supposed to be hard?
SolarBlitz1: Just a casual 8, facing down 10 next turn
WavesOfBabies: graham's gonna come back to you in the queue again
EvilBadman: om nom the bite
invickthus: lookout, you might be about to lose your lookout.
MegaDosX: Bite Down!
Spades_Slicc: That's what happens when you're the boshy
WiJohn: Cat friend and bite?
MegaDosX: !card zar ojanen
LRRbot: Zar Ojanen, Scion of Efrava [3GW] | Legendary Creature — Cat Warrior [4/4] | Domain — Whenever Zar Ojanen, Scion of Efrava becomes tapped, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with toughness less than the number of basic land types among lands you control.
Mr_Horrible: in plays described as "frankly criminal"
EverettORiley: bite down and jam
Diabore: nope
Diabore: not a chance
bigburley97: nope
MegaDosX: Why would you?
Spades_Slicc: they'll never have it
bigburley97: go for broke
Haroldholmes25: never
irreleverent: Are we cowards or something
Banana_Swonk: you draw a card off lookout if they wipe
WiJohn: No kill like overkill!
bigburley97: gg
Piecrust9: GG
WavesOfBabies: beep beep
Diabore: settle isnt in this format right?
MegaDosX: Adam this is terrifying
WavesOfBabies: LOL settle
GhostofJeffGoldblum: effortless
EvilBadman: That was a "Well I got a white spell daily"
invickthus: I feel like your graveyard would betray you
nymistrya: The Mindsinger really makes me wish Merfolk was a thing in Standard
epicfail9271: #diedtoadonstack
EvilBadman: Oh yeah, Graham's an idiot
ReachW: Come on, chat, it couldn't be Settle. Opponent didn't "Good Game" three turns in a row.
drakeUW: wow this sure is a long queue
Drathak: 👀
nimrickz: are you saying graham not smart?
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Phallant: "Ah right. Graham is a idiot."
Svendryn: pretend you got of strength with ivy? and it was awesome?!
invickthus: "where do cards go when they leave? I dunno, I've just been tearing them up" Graham, probably.
saucemaster5000: I have a reputation as a snitch to uphold....
Haroldholmes25: how can we play it cool when these hands are so hot
StreetRach: keep
NovaTiempo: GREED
th3mpire: keep
BusTed: lrrGREED
Spades_Slicc: Yeah
Piecrust9: Adam NO
tsuuisalie: keep
Jovh11: They got value from your Zar and then retired as the moral victor
Spades_Slicc: The boshy is never punished
Diabore: adam YES
GhostofJeffGoldblum: just believe in the heart of the cards
tsuuisalie: it's SO EASY
CastleOtranto: Ow, my soul
GhostofJeffGoldblum: see
Aelendel: EZ game
DipneaDragon: wow
EverettORiley: Never punished
BusTed: what's it like to have it all
irreleverent: Cheating
Diabore: never ever punished
GhostofJeffGoldblum: never punished
Gekyouryuu: never didn't have it
EvilBadman: you can keep getting away with this
TheWarbo: never punished
th3mpire: never punished
TehAmelie: gotta take our shot
Imbolg: 🥴
NovaTiempo: no! bad game, dont reward that! :p
Lord_Durin: He can't keep getting away with this
ReachW: Always had it. Never didn't have it.
Officinalis: Yes. Hahaha...Yes!
Piecrust9: Where's Jer's always lucky emote?
MegaDosX: #NeverPunished
Sogheim: oh hey it's Adam howdy Adam
v_nome: he's a witch!
StreetRach: You're base green so the odds were in your favor.
TheWarbo: !quote 7187
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Piecrust9: Do you saga skip to 2?
F1SHOR: i heard we are here bullying graham! hes....a great person!
ActualFactual: somewhere else in the playerbase there is someone who can never draw lands just to compensate for what Adam is doing
DigitalSeahorse: !next
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Diabore: feels like scatter
IaCthulhuFthagn: @ActualFactual: Pretty sure no one would ever be mana screwed in a Magic, would they?
epicfail9271: sorry I'm late to the show but glad to pop in
EvilBadman: @MegaDosX Read a newspaper
Juliamon: MegaDosX Why not?
Diabore: wwe about to bop them
Drathak: @MegaDosX we all know why come on
Diabore: i think we can, get in for 10?
DAC169: I mean you could, but...
Piecrust9: Iconoclast hold up strength?
bigburley97: Why can you not attack?
F1SHOR: you can attack... not like you can block
Haroldholmes25: @Piecrust9 only one green source
Diabore: @Piecrust9 only 1 g
PsiMaster54: 1 green
irreleverent: Declaring intents
DigitalSeahorse: mogBug pegaFite katesFight
MegaDosX: Adam obliterated the opponent in the game you missed Graham
F1SHOR: ok G is here everyone stop bullying
TheWarbo: wait a second...
Diabore: i think we die now
Diabore: any spell kills us
Piecrust9: Any instant you prolly die
robtorob: why land with tatyova in hand?
bigburley97: nah we aren't dead
princess_intell: hey there
CaptainSpam: Also, we're not lying about Adam's game, it was sort of terrifying.
Haroldholmes25: @robtorob doesn't super matter since we need a second green source anyway
Diabore: knight has menache
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Diabore: this line doesnt kill us, but any 3 cmc or less killed us
Diabore: still 1 green LUL
wench_tacular: lrrFINE
princess_intell: is threats going to be any good in constructed?
Ditfing: no mana for mindsinger this turn
Banana_Swonk: you are tapped out of blue
Diabore: we have 1 blue
iconicshadow89: Just show them your best cards
Banana_Swonk: oh i missed the island in hand my b
MegaDosX: I'd laugh if they give you the Defiler since you can't cast it :p
EvilBadman: that art is very much a threat detected hoo lordy
Imbolg: top trumps
Diabore: sucks they have 2 menache
plundypops: i'm still so sad that the rest get shuffled instead of go into the yard Q_Q
princess_intell: i predict that someone's going to break threats within eighteen months
WavesOfBabies: Remember before release when people said Threats Undetected was bad?
Piecrust9: Op ghosting
MegaDosX: smh my head opponent
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLove vicksyHeart lrrSHINE lrrDARK
F1SHOR: 100% ghost
IaCthulhuFthagn: Maphack
Diabore: "what if just draw 2 creatures"
Juliamon: imagine, people judging cards before release
zarbit: should the land tutor have picked G instead of B? Domain is sweet but ...
Vampyre_Lord: its a very specific divination
Vampyre_Lord: seems fine
Banana_Swonk: so, it's just "choose which of my best 4 creatures i can have?"
Mr_Horrible: it's one of those "missing the forest for the trees" situations
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bytecaster: Our opponent play like a sellout
RAZRBCK08: you generally get the 3rd and 4th best creatures in that moment which is fine usually
princess_intell: someone's going to remember a card from 2004 and use it to break threats so badly it gets banned in modern
bytecaster: *plays
Mr_Horrible: since, y'know, you still walk away with 2 creatures
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IaCthulhuFthagn: @princess_intell: Oddly specific?
Mr_Horrible: mfw I do not detect the threats
Vampyre_Lord: @RAZRBCK08 thats how i was going to evaluate it, but hesitated because of the diff power clause? maybe thats such a minor limitation that it doesnt actually matter?
bytecaster: Sadly opponents are nondeterministic
princess_intell: @IaCthulhuFthagn well maybe not specifically 2004, but someone will reach back far into magic history and dig up some card that hasn't seen play in eons
RAZRBCK08: yea it doesn't come up too terribly often in limited
Diabore: *slow clap*
Diabore: ???
drakeUW: oh
ReachW: wooooow
GhostofJeffGoldblum: incfedipble
StreetRach: wh-whaa
ThatGenieProblem: whuh
Mr_Horrible: "I have foreseen my death"
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun oh they read it backwards
pipshardfour: ha!
F1SHOR: ez game
drakeUW: sufficiently spooked
RAZRBCK08: they probably read the wrong one yea
Banana_Swonk: oh they clicked the wrong pile omg
bigburley97: *confused clapping*
quancooffate: Hits for lethal
ReachW: Yeah, I've seen that happen a few times.
duckace11: howdy
drakeUW: the old sunk cost concede
couchboyj: They detected your threats and accepted the inevitable
WavesOfBabies: So good
princess_intell: that's how it always happens. some new piece comes out, someone else pairs it with a card that's never seen competitive play, and then they're broken together
lannersong: Thanks Arena for weird GUI shenanigans
Mr_Horrible: first Karn, now Threats
ThatGenieProblem: Oh the "I cannot live with the shame" concede
lannersong: never change
Banana_Swonk: 50% win ratee withh it so far
Natedogg2: Threats.... undefeatable.
Mr_Horrible: my evaluation is topsy-turvy
princess_intell: like that marit lage land and the remove all counters creatures
A_Dub888: To be faaaiiiirrrr...
ThatGenieProblem: I have done that myself *knowing nod*
WavesOfBabies: Its on the screen and on the card
EvilBadman: UI vs UX
bytecaster: If I know anything about magic players, then it is that they refuse to read text in front of them
Diabore: brain shortcuts to "op gets the 2 i pick"
Mr_Horrible: Reading the card has ever and always explained the card
F1SHOR: yes just "read the cards"
YeomanAres: Ive done that, I miss read it and gave them the opposite
Vampyre_Lord: reading? in this economy?
StreetRach: Threats... detected.
laundreydhull: green's UN-Giveth
WavesOfBabies: unstoppably
princess_intell: green doth giveth, and green taketh away
A_Dub888: !card keeper
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princess_intell: ivy is a sick card
ThatGenieProblem: OMG please do
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Graham how was your waffle? Did it live up to the packaging ad copy hppe?
Vampyre_Lord: unstoppably? IT HAS 2 P'S!?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: hype, even
Banana_Swonk: twelthfs is my pick for worst word
TehAmelie: what the heck is there 84 "Keeper" cards for?
TheWarbo: T1 pixie, T2 pixie with name
two_minus_two: hey its the best card in the deck threats undetected
princess_intell: when i was a kid, i assumed chaos was an impossibly long word based on how it sounded
Diabore: @Banana_Swonk ...isnt it twelfths?
princess_intell: seeing that it was only 5 letters was a letdown
Banana_Swonk: autocorrect helped me so idk
Banana_Swonk: @Diabore
couchboyj: DMU fairy tribal
irreleverent: Casting threats because it forces oppo to scoop
laundreydhull: vigor somehow?
TehAmelie: hmm is keeper the most common occupation in MtG?
princess_intell: is it possible to play the kinds of mind games with threats undetected as gifts ungiven
WavesOfBabies: @TehAmelie Elder is pretty common
laundreydhull: they may/might sus nothing...
ThatGenieProblem: Hm, I think it'd be cleric or warrior
duckace11: Makes sense TehAmelie you gotta keep graves, bones, visions, and a bunch of other things
plundypops: it is an indication of grindset
saucemaster5000: lands played is the only indication of skill
WavesOfBabies: They didn't give you vine wall...
Diabore: @princess_intell a lot harder because the ones you dont get get shuffled back
NrgSpoon: not a skill bar, it's an experience bar
princess_intell: i know that gifts is considered one of the most complex cards to plau against
TheFickleCat: With up to 4, can you only choose 2 and get them both?
Vampyre_Lord: does time spent not generally feed into skill?
A_Dub888: Vinewall OP pls nerf
princess_intell: @Diabore fair
IaCthulhuFthagn: @TheFickleCat: You get 0 then.
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Alex guests on the show to show us how to build our own guillotine. Game: Project: Guillotine! Pt. 2) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (13m from now).
Diabore: if you do that, we can kick colossal
pipshardfour: listen to graham
Imbolg: mindsinger the gardener :3
princess_intell: more guillotine??? hooray!
TheFickleCat: @IaCthulhuFthagn Ah, ok thanks
Diabore: we couldve this turn
Diabore: pixie could make an island
princess_intell: i don't know why, but this seems like such a late spring/early summer set
ThatGenieProblem: Welp
laundreydhull: I think last I saw lrrCAMERON stream, he was least impressed by it. either the threats undetected or the game in general.
Haroldholmes25: LUL
TheWooglie: Adam.
WavesOfBabies: thanks for killing us adam :P
Night_xD: 'content'
couchboyj: Gavin!
MegaDosX: Someone pick up that phone, because they called it
pipshardfour: yes, yes you can
two_minus_two: im told the secret to comedy is timing
GhostofJeffGoldblum: That was karma for the game while G was up, I think.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: That was the universe balancing the scales.
Banana_Swonk: double kickeed mindsinger :)
Vampyre_Lord: play a bunch of big creatures
Diabore: if we wait till 7 lands we can steal it
Piecrust9: You can steal their Uur
laundreydhull: you will T R Y . . . .
princess_intell: anything is possible if you try hard and believe in yourself
couchboyj: muh lines!
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: sup guys! I've been on magic hiatus since Amonkhet, and didn't go find a new local LGS cause of covid. I downloaded arena after the famjam, got a quick draft deck ready for tomorrow!
Spades_Slicc: OP is playing like they're Adam
Diabore: just dont kill it o[
drakeUW: its def winnable
Diabore: op*
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: i dont know whats happening
pipshardfour: I thought you said Guttersnipe for a second there
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: also the necron precon is BONKERS for my Sharuum deck
Diabore: uh oh
princess_intell: this set seems all-around rad
Diabore: block all day erry day
Haroldholmes25: looks like oppo bit off more than they could chew
Piecrust9: OP should enlist with Uurg to send a message
laundreydhull: o.O
ThatGenieProblem: I can't believe we still are favored here
drakeUW: need a blue
Diabore: theres a chance
princess_intell: the cards are either good utility or fun and splashy
Mr_Horrible: oh no, you have to pay 1 to draw a card :p
ThatGenieProblem: As a matter of fact, massively favored if they ccan't kill that
TheWriterAleph: LUL
GapFiller: nalvLUL nalvCool
WavesOfBabies: So you're saying theres a chance
Mangledpixel: why do you still have that chair?
Diabore: they think theyre the aggro
GoodEatsAntix: Does the colapsing arm constitute part of the chance stance?
IaCthulhuFthagn: The "there is a chance" position seems unstable.
two_minus_two: the name uurg, spawn of turg is so funny to me
Spades_Slicc: How does Uurg work?
Mr_Horrible: can steal the fly, yeah
GhostofJeffGoldblum: greatest gamers who ever lived
MegaDosX: !card uurg
LRRbot: Uurg, Spawn of Turg [BBG] | Legendary Creature — Frog Beast [*/5] | Uurg, Spawn of Turg's power is equal to the number of land cards in your graveyard. / At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. You may put that card into your graveyard. / {B}{G}, Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life.
laundreydhull: "the line"
GapFiller: Mangledpixel that implies they wd ever want to get rid of that chair and srsly who on Earth wants that
Diabore: do we even kick?
GoodEatsAntix: @Spades_Slicc You get to surveil at the start of every turn. Their power is equal to lands in bin
princess_intell: now i want an mtg-themed Thing called "whose line is it anyway"
Mr_Horrible: BG to activate urgg, yeah
princess_intell: i don't know what the joke would be, but i like the wordplay
Skulska: you could sac lands tho with uurg
TheWarbo: uurg does have "gain life" on it
TacitusVigil: Can we snacklands?
MegaDosX: That is a very good draw
drakeUW: and codex is free now
irreleverent: Thats massive
MegaDosX: And the land makes Jodex free
Ditfing: free cards now
Imbolg: jodex is free
Diabore: we go to 9
Diabore: fine to go shield down
Mangledpixel: freak hard!
ThatGenieProblem: We're having a codex moment
Mr_Horrible: I've honestly not seen codex be bad
princess_intell: did jodah die in the story
bytecaster: But look at this, the free cards are all on fire and also dripping
Mr_Horrible: in the proper decks at least
MegaDosX: No, Jodah's still alive
Diabore: @Mr_Horrible at worst, ive seen it for 3
EvilBadman: Your called shots today have been pretty spot-on, adam, so who knows
drakeUW: gg
MegaDosX: WOW
TheWooglie: LUL
Ditfing: gg LUL
A_Dub888: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ReachW: 9 is a really big number.
Diabore: good end
Piecrust9: BIG SCOOPS
GoodEatsAntix: Haven't gotten to lore dive yet. Is best girl Jhoira still alive?
MegaDosX: Did not expect that
couchboyj: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Haroldholmes25: got another one
gamercat88: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
DigitalSeahorse: woot
WavesOfBabies: RyuChamp
Banana_Swonk: The Scoopsies
GapFiller: lrrHORN
Mischievous_Catgeist: sergeGG sergeGG
ThatGenieProblem: jtnoriGG
Mr_Horrible: yeah, it's just so back-breaking if you stabilize
irreleverent: Codex whooped me in the finals of my prerelease after having no game be remotely close all night
princess_intell: ugh, after what he's been putting me through in brawl, i was hoping for some petty revenge via magic story
satyropodobny: ye olde 14 life scoop creameary
A_Dub888: Complillotine the Guillotine
wench_tacular: vive la revolution
TheWarbo: completing the guillotine or compleating the guillotine
kharnor: They're too late for the Queen, tho
MatthewJudesGhost: You did say that card wins games and they sure conceded yuhh yuhhh
princess_intell: @TheWarbo yes
WavesOfBabies: I apologize to Adam. You didn't kill us.
Diabore: mull
MegaDosX: A Phyrexian guillotine sounds gross
Spades_Slicc: @kharnor but Charles is right there
Mr_Horrible: "Those rich won't eat themselves, young man"
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bernardo013: Mom, more guillotine! NOW!
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WavesOfBabies: miasma
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Phailhammer: "Phillipe! You'll be late for the revolution!" lrrBEEJ
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GreatGodOm: guillotines are the cutting edge of execution technology.
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Banana_Swonk: oh, also threats undetected today has 66% win rate in this deck
Banana_Swonk: when cast
princess_intell: @GreatGodOm booooo ;)
princess_intell: i love the art on threats undetected
Mr_Horrible: they detected the threats! sofieWut
Diabore: ya id take threats here
BrowneePoints: Graham how heckin dang sweet are these Warham decks
courtcharger subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months!
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WavesOfBabies: NINE years! Jeeeez
ShaneLeeAtk: 108 months is that big 9 year... wow!
princess_intell: i got such a kick out of cam's desperately trying to explain 40k lore in less than 10k words
MegaDosX: What about me? What about Rider?
Diabore: it can make a 4/3 flier
Spades_Slicc: It's called Warhammer 40 thousand because you need 40 thousand words to /summarize/ all this lore
irreleverent: We can target their thing for the counter
irreleverent: Value
Vampyre_Lord: yo, if ivy copied spells that already targeted her would be nuts
Rasputyne: @IvanRussel Thanks for the gift sub!
princess_intell: 40k lore is nothing if not convoluted
BrowneePoints: Happens when your franchise is 40 years old
irreleverent: Oh strength is you control
Haroldholmes25: !card garna keld
LRRbot: Garna, Bloodfist of Keld [1BRR] | Legendary Creature — Human Berserker [4/3] | Whenever another creature you control dies, draw a card if it was attacking. Otherwise, Garna, Bloodfist of Keld deals 1 damage to each opponent.
GreatGodOm: @spades_slicc I thought it was cause that's how many dollars you need to buy into the game.
Spades_Slicc: @greatgodom there are many reasons for things
princess_intell: @Vampyre_Lord that would be an eldraine card
BrowneePoints: Speaking of which I hope for more Celtic Fae nonsense in Eldraine 2
BrowneePoints: Give me Kelpies dangit!
princess_intell: oh yes please
princess_intell: i want fae bargaining
Spades_Slicc: @browneepoints is that the horse shapeshifter that drowns you to death?
BrowneePoints: it drowns children yes
ThatGenieProblem: Stayin aliiiiive! SingsNote
princess_intell: i want the sense of danger that comes with actual faerie folk lore
BrowneePoints: Eldraine 1 had that as well
GreatGodOm: @princess_intell all is far in love and war. Kappa
GreatGodOm: fae*
satyropodobny: Mmm. Soul tendies.
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun so i did a draft with a collector box (albeit with only 4), was good fun for me, i hope you enjoy it
serramarkov: Mountain!
BrowneePoints: I am still just floored by how gas these Warhammer Commander decks have been
Drathak: I like to dip my soul tendies in honey mussy
princess_intell: i want someone in magic story to make a bargain with the fae queen and then have the consequences play out
BrowneePoints: I'm very excited for the EDSC episode with them
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princess_intell: because fae can't lie, but they will trap you in mistruths and curse-laden blessings
Diabore: i think theyll just enlist garna
matthaus_c: the necron deck makes me want to bring back my mono black cube
Diabore: yes, and yes
BrowneePoints: I want a Mab or Titania reference, and I want them to lean into Oko basically being Oberon
princess_intell: yessssss
Spades_Slicc: Gharna and Ligma are best mechanics friends
Diabore: whats the warlords cry card?
Diabore: that one
Haroldholmes25: mostly dead
ThatGenieProblem: garn
princess_intell: if anyone here likes fae books, i *highly* recommend the cruel prince trilogy by holly black
ThatGenieProblem: XD
satyropodobny: The Necron deck is a little dissapointing from the flavor perpective imho.
DiamondMX: If I was going to overrun into someone's stream, I'd probably not choose the one where Alex has a guillotine. (Joking, have fun finishing your match :P )
matthaus_c: may I offer you a pixie in these trying times
Diabore: no i was calling that, because the attack felt sus to me
WiJohn: But can it beat 2 pixie illusionists?!
F1SHOR: copying it is disgusting
BrowneePoints: @satyropodobny how so? Lots of tech and machines and incredibly recursive
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL hot take: The bush part of that Brushwag pet as too much jiggle physics. I don't like it
ElektroTal: the necron deck is absolutely absurd mechanically, especially when you remember it's a precon
princess_intell: it really captures the kinds of lingual gymnastics that the fae make bargains with, and how actually terrifying it would be to be caught up in a revel
GapFiller: so true Paul
duckace11: wow paul that is a great hot take
matthaus_c: does *your* bush not wiggle
bytecaster: Very brave!
saucemaster5000: and a wowwwipop
FofoATL: hatin on that jiggle
Diabore: our cmc was all over the place
WizardZedd: 3 is the big jump in reward gems. Honestly, if I get at least 3 I'm happy
GapFiller: jlrrIcream !?
satyropodobny: @BrowneePoints The legends are kinda meh. Especially Trazyn.
WavesOfBabies: Bushwag is just a flat texture on a sphere with some few branches clipping out
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Too long have people given the brushwag a pass. No Longer!
princess_intell: i could talk about fae lore, but i digress
TemporallyAwry: 5C Good Stuff - it might not be great, but it's fune PrideShrug
FofoATL: lol
Diabore: 3 is 1000 gems, which is great, then theres 2 wins, with 250...
NrgSpoon: perhaps one person intended to give you the vinewall but got the UI confused
SnackPak_: get em Paul
duckace11: Paul are you starting a revLRRultion?
ReachW: Forb, if you will.
GoodEatsAntix: Would you rather the brushwag folded?
matthaus_c: squee is best boy
Diabore: black ends at sheoldred
princess_intell: squee, aka the sound i made when the card got previewed
Spades_Slicc: First the Gremlins, now the Brushwag! When will Paul's crusade against ugly-cute dogs end?!
ThatGenieProblem: Yeah, bad luck and 1-3 or 2-3 *really* hurts in that format
GapFiller: truly Paul is The Last DJ
satyropodobny: Live action pondering
TheWriterAleph: Shelderd
FitalShell subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 39 months!
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Diabore: all good, i need food
BloodnBullets: time to watch checkpoint!
BrowneePoints: @satyropodobny he steals artifacts from other races and is an archivist. makes somplete sense
John_Wotnec: ggs
ThatGenieProblem: Thanks for the stream!
GapFiller: Cheer100 before we go (and assuming there isnt a sWs in the works covering all this) any quick thoughts on recent wrestling events; post Vince WWE, All Out fallout, other stuff ect?
ReachW: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
YeomanAres: did the first guillotine tinker tailer get uploaded to YouTube yet?
TemporallyAwry: It was Kingdom of Cards last week.
IaCthulhuFthagn: @princess_intell: Is is the kind of books that are aimed at younger readers but will be very much appreciated by older readers, or is it something I should buy for my nieces and nephews?
Phallant: need europe-cardkingdom!
matthaus_c: congratulate them on unionising because that's still a great achievement, and then ask for a button too!
Phallant: bye
OhaiMireiya: bai~
GapFiller: thanks for streaming lrrGRAHAM lrrADAM lrrHEART lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
fonicbelt: lrrSHINE
F1SHOR: as a regular youtuber i always take offence :P
GapFiller: GUILLOTINE HYPE
satyropodobny: @BrowneePoints He doesn't though. Only copies abilities in your graveyard.
OhaiMireiya: where do you take the fence?
princess_intell: @IaCthulhuFthagn absolutely for both. it's YA, but it's not afraid of the horror inherent to actual folklore
GoodEatsAntix: I'm usually a youtube. ;_; We still love you, even after you throw us out
GoodEatsAntix: youtuber*
EvilBadman: I'm amped AEw is finally coming to seattle in Jan, but dunno if you can pop over G
KCazduke subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 33 months!
KCazduke: Graham tickles my funny bone, and not in the weird painful way! Love you guys, keep being awesome~
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DiamondMX: Hold on, what's the TLDR?
SolarBlitz1: Infront of your boss and all
Ravynn: DiamondMX CM Punk won the world title, then went on a tirade during media scrum after against colt and the Elite
BrowneePoints: Hyperion: Dis a POINTEEEEEED!
JadedCynic: "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed."
YeomanAres: while eating muffins
MoxCubitZirconium: As someone who has been DEEP in the dirtsheets for 13+ yrs... yeah, no shock at all...
princess_intell: the protag's mother is murdered in the first chapter by her former fae lover, who is then bound by fae custom to care for her children
Ravynn: And halfway through the rant the questioner even was like "Uhh that's not what I asked"
Mattmitchell45: Wild
princess_intell: so her foster dad
matthaus_c: good ol l'esprit d'escalier
GapFiller: also Tony Khan was there right nxt to him the whole time
MoxCubitZirconium: And when I mean DEEP, I mean writing and having sources and such
YeomanAres: ace steel bit kenny
EvilBadman: @Ravynn Punk went off before a question
Ravynn: EvilBadman Yeah he basically went off before the question was actually asked, just the sight of a reporter apparently
DanTheMediocre: kenny omega became bitten
KCazduke: I was a biter. In sixth grade!
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART
ThatGenieProblem: Nice passive voice use XD
KCazduke: Glad to see they're operating at that grade level.
MoxCubitZirconium: I had reliable writers within WWE when it came to injuries and contracts, AEW was just a county fair... they talked to everybody about everything
SolarBlitz1: Airing dirty laundry in the worst way
aesir_blade: As someone who hasn't follwed much wrestlemanship in a while, we're sure this isn't a work right?
YeomanAres: a dog was in involved in a fight and wasn't the one who bit
RandomTrivia: Did LRRMTG turn into an impromptu Sidewalk Slam? I guess I shouldn't be surprised when Adam and Graham sit next to each other :D
Ravynn: aesir_blade Yeah we're sure
KCazduke: PAC is first AEW Double Champion
RealGamerCow: Did they get their names stolen by the fae people? WTF
YeomanAres: hopefully big e gets Langston back
BrowneePoints: "He's the Garglemaster"
GapFiller: ohhh Lil Johnny Gargs is a v Vince name
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Time to watch Checkpoint while you are waiting for TTSF!
matthaus_c: guillotine!
KCazduke: Wait what
A_Dub888: "He's Johnny Gargany"
bernardo013: L8r sk8rs
BusTed: benginO7
OhaiMireiya: chop chop!
GapFiller: bai guys nalvHi lrrSHINE
GhostofJeffGoldblum: how topical.
ReachW: Have a good one, all! lrrSHINE
princess_intell: @IaCthulhuFthagn did that help?
DiamondMX: Who in the office is most like French Royalty?
WiJohn: To the bingle for the dingling!
Mischievous_Catgeist: dongle the bongle
JadedCynic: Checkpoint was good <3
Arclight_Dynamo: Make sure to watch Checkpoint ALL the way through!
TemporallyAwry: ~lasttweet
LRRTwitter: [51m ago] @LRRMtG> More or less. | We’ll give away one deck (+ side board) after each round live on Twitch. And then your standard YouTube giveaway by subbing to the channel, liking the video, and leaving a comment. | @WavesOfBabies> @LRRMtG Is it a live giveaway on Twitch, give away if you leave a comment on the VOD? || https://www.twitter.com/LRRMtG/status/1570553114469740550
asthanius: Is beej a kid?
RandomTrivia: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
emberBecky: see ya guys! lrrSHINE
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
matthaus_c: say your favourite bingle down in the youtube comments
Rusty_Scissorz: Bye ....
Phailhammer: cya :)
IaCthulhuFthagn: @princess_intell: I might be looking the series up on a second monitor right now :P
princess_intell: it's sooooooo good
raulghoulia: just came from Checkpoint. I laughed heartily
princess_intell: make sure you read the novella at some point after finishing book 2. it's so good it's not fair.
princess_intell: there's also an enemies to lovers romantic subplot, which is very well developed
IaCthulhuFthagn: Enemies to lovers done well? In YA? Now that's an achievement ^^
saucemaster5000: alright, whoever's still around, my power went out for a min and when it came back my oven clock started blinking "4:20" over and over. so....
RandomTrivia: That's... concerningly nice
princess_intell: jude might also be one of my favorite protagonists in YA
DarkMorford: 420 Braise it?
Mischievous_Catgeist: 420 baste it
princess_intell: 420 glaze it
saucemaster5000: concerned I have a real cool poltergeist
TehAmelie: flambé it
IaCthulhuFthagn: @saucemaster5000: Your stash might have been hidden in the oven for too long.
OhaiMireiya: I've been looking forward to part 2 of guillotine making =3
OhaiMireiya: also hurro frens!
RandomTrivia: sergeHi
Mischievous_Catgeist: sergeHi
DigitalSeahorse: mister165Tailswave digita435Duck1 quack
princess_intell: my dad is on a business trip, and my dog is by the window watching for him
RandomTrivia: D'awww
TehAmelie: heartstring #8: tugged
princess_intell: dad gets back tomorrow
DigitalSeahorse: tqsHmph
princess_intell: obviously, my dog doesn't know that
DarkMorford: Poor doggo
princess_intell: eh, he's fine chilling
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyThump no daddy today
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTrash
saucemaster5000: good puppers
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFINE
Mischievous_Catgeist: give doggy extra treat from chat
princess_intell: i can't imagine the barking that's going to happen when he DOES get home though
OhaiMireiya: gentle boops for doggo
princess_intell: dog's the type to bark profusely whenever he's excited
OhaiMireiya: mattlrBork
DigitalSeahorse: julieeeYap julieeeYap julieeeYap
DigitalSeahorse: pegaKAW pegaKAW pegaKAW
RandomTrivia: benginBark benginBark benginBark
OhaiMireiya: oh those are cute =3
OhaiMireiya: Remy's floppy ear is wonderful
princess_intell: oh does remy also go ballistic when literally anything happens outside
RandomTrivia: Yeah Remy's ears (^v) are great
DigitalSeahorse: apparently cats can has ear flops but it's more rare that they're both big and floppy
Mischievous_Catgeist: just realized i forgot to make cake for tonights revolution
DigitalSeahorse: long enough to slap face when they shake
RandomTrivia: For those who may be unaware, this is Remy (Ben's dog) who is absolutely unbearably cute https://twitter.com/BengineeringTV/status/1562287669400330243
princess_intell: @Mischievous_Catgeist make extra for the bread and circuses
princess_intell: cute puppy
saucemaster5000: chose the wrong day for my antoinette cosplay
DigitalSeahorse: lucidOwO lucidOwO lucidOwO
princess_intell: @saucemaster5000 tie a ribbon around your neck and powder your face pale
princess_intell: you can be her ghost
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSPOOP
Mischievous_Catgeist: i did get some of those "trash" pillow cookies at the store so i guess they can be my stand in cake
DarkMorford: Red velvet cake for me plz
Juliamon: I just finished the rest of my apple cheesecake
princess_intell: i actually feel really bad for marie antoinette
saucemaster5000: oooh apple cheesecake sounds delish
TheMerricat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Alex guests on the show to show us how to build our own guillotine. Game: Project: Guillotine! Pt. 2) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (25m ago).
Juliamon: it's very delish
Juliamon: Alex is running late
TheMerricat: ah, thanks @Juliamon :)
Arclight_Dynamo: Running to the Moonbase, guillotine blade in his mouth like a piece of toast.
JadedCynic: d'accord!
DigitalSeahorse: katesY
princess_intell: apparently, marie's last words were an apology to her executor when she stepped on his foot by accident
DigitalSeahorse: Arclight_Dynamo aaaaaaaa thanks for that scary yet hilarious picture for my brain