saucemaster5000: chose the wrong day for my antoinette cosplay
DigitalSeahorse: lucidOwO lucidOwO lucidOwO
princess_intell: @saucemaster5000 tie a ribbon around your neck and powder your face pale
princess_intell: you can be her ghost
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSPOOP
Mischievous_Catgeist: i did get some of those "trash" pillow cookies at the store so i guess they can be my stand in cake
DarkMorford: Red velvet cake for me plz
Juliamon: I just finished the rest of my apple cheesecake
princess_intell: i actually feel really bad for marie antoinette
saucemaster5000: oooh apple cheesecake sounds delish
TheMerricat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Alex guests on the show to show us how to build our own guillotine. Game: Project: Guillotine! Pt. 2) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (25m ago).
Juliamon: it's very delish
Juliamon: Alex is running late
TheMerricat: ah, thanks @Juliamon :)
Arclight_Dynamo: Running to the Moonbase, guillotine blade in his mouth like a piece of toast.
JadedCynic: d'accord!
DigitalSeahorse: katesY
princess_intell: apparently, marie's last words were an apology to her executor when she stepped on his foot by accident
DigitalSeahorse: Arclight_Dynamo aaaaaaaa thanks for that scary yet hilarious picture for my brain
thesurfaceofthemoon: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Alex guests on the show to show us how to build our own guillotine. Game: Project: Guillotine! Pt. 2) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (28m ago).
Juliamon: Alex is running late, TTSF will start soon
DigitalSeahorse: lucidOwO katesSee when they stumble towards the chopping block
princess_intell: there's something so gruesomely alluring about the reign of terror, isn't there
princess_intell: it's what i always think of first when i think of guillotines
DarkMorford: @DigitalSeahorse "They told me not to run with scissors, they never said anything about death machines!"
DigitalSeahorse: DarkMorford lol
shurtal: just got here. Technical difficulties or schedule change?
princess_intell: alex's running late
DarkMorford: @shurtal Alex unable to teleport.
ShaneLeeAtk: I have returned from Check Point
saucemaster5000: was there ever a pokemon trainer who tripped and died while running with scizor?
shurtal: @DarkMorford Ah. Tachyon storms'll be my guess
OhaiMireiya: Alex being late, means I get to make tea \o/
princess_intell: botw 2's coming next year hype hype hype
DigitalSeahorse: I'm thinking of that one queen who was dragged off the throne for "treason" because it turned out someone else either took over or was entitled to it, I forget which
DigitalSeahorse: she did a nervous stumble on her knees before the chop
Juliamon: If *that thing* doesn't show up on the Checkpoint set next week I will be disappointed
DigitalSeahorse: katesNo
ShaneLeeAtk: @juliamon Agreed
ShaneLeeAtk: Yes
ShaneLeeAtk: :D
Juliamon: IYKYK
princess_intell: how many reign of terror jokes can i make before it becomes absolutely tastetless tonight
DarkMorford: Use your common sense. Don't try to have your cake and eat it too.
DigitalSeahorse: I think her name was Jane or something simple like that
serramarkov: @princess_intell 1 less than the total # of ROT jokes you can make.
princess_intell: very well then, long live the commmitte of public safety
princess_intell: @serramarkov ROT?
princess_intell: oh i see
serramarkov: Reign of Terror
DigitalSeahorse: something about a dollar worth a dollar
Arclight_Dynamo: Rapid Offensive Tackle.
serramarkov: sorry, I type slowly
princess_intell: yeah, i got that about a second after i typed that LUL
Arclight_Dynamo: Romanian Oleander Tea.
Arclight_Dynamo: Required Overtime.
serramarkov: @Arclight_Dynamo Don't drink that!
RandomTrivia: It's about soldiering soldering power - range of tin-fluence lrrBEEJ
Juliamon: Rotting Orchid Tincture
saucemaster5000: Really Old Tuna
princess_intell: Roses Over Tulips
TehAmelie: Return On Tarp
serramarkov: Come to think of it, no one drink that.
princess_intell: @TehAmelie oh, it's nice to know that the tarp budget investments are paying off
RandomTrivia: lrrSIG !
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
DarkMorford: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
OhaiMireiya: oooooh
Fruan: lrrSIG
Arclight_Dynamo: lrrSIG
serramarkov: lrrSIG lrrSIG
Drasvin: Rotational Owl Targeting
TehAmelie: exactly
teabread_: moviesign?!
OhaiMireiya: I can't do flashy lights, so I flail my arms wildly
Drasvin: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
princess_intell: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
IaCthulhuFthagn: It's Guillotorbing Time.
serramarkov: Better many movie signs that Worming.
OhaiMireiya: choppy choppy
princess_intell: vive le revolucion
serramarkov: Aaah, wormsign.
Fruan: Oh, the RQ soundtrack just made me realize: Team Sabine rides again!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSIG katesJam lucidWiggle katesWiggle vicksyDance lrrSIG
princess_intell: did ian get a saab?
princess_intell: oh wait never mind
Fruan: @princess_intell I just mean Alex and Ian together
ritchards: T-lrrIAN-ker Ta-IrrIAN-or S-lrrIAN-dor Fry
princess_intell: i miss roadquest
KeytarCat: This same song is playing on my spotify
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princess_intell: it's said that whenever someone mentions roadquest in chat, some lrr fan somewhere starts a re-watch
kdefinition: Well, whaddya know. I just finished checkpoint after LRRMTG, and we're right into TTSF
OhaiMireiya: it is about time for a rewatch
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Time to learn out of spite!
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Tinker Tailor Solder Fry! Tonight, Ian is joined by Alex to continue his DYI Guillotine build http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FcvMMFWaIAAoern.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1570573451378954240
princess_intell: jeeves, i require more sharp things and blood
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YeetTheRich_: chop chop
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bytecaster: It is again time for the revolution!
Boon_33: Long live the Guillotine!
Fruan: The revolution will not be televised, but it will be streamed right here on twitch.tv !
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTap vicksyTap vicksyTap
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bytecaster: And as to be expected the revolution is very DiY.
SquidVorb: Interesting timing to build a Guillotine LOL
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHappy
Boon_33: the best time to build a Guillotine is always yesterday, so why not now.
DigitalSeahorse: lucidOwO lucidOwO lucidOwO vicksyHappy vicksyTap vicksyBounce
OhaiMireiya: Yaaaay \o/
princess_intell: hey alex and ian
TheWriterAleph: Alex: An Intense Man
TehAmelie: gentlemen
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPog
IaCthulhuFthagn: "I'm... intense?"
Gekyouryuu: tonight, I have chosen to intentionally mispronounce Guillotine as Gwi-lotten-ay
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
wench_tacular: consistency is good
saucemaster5000: the last thing you want to hear from your executioner is "whoops..."
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2Flower: 109? That's a number!
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TheMerricat: Alex looks hot, in "the AC is out" sense. I hope he didn't really run to the moonbase with the guillotine blade in his mouth...
DigitalSeahorse: I thought he was gonna say "transformed into MORE lumber"
Arclight_Dynamo: What *would* be Ikea's name for a flat-pack guillotine?
bytecaster: @saucemaster5000 I think "What was your name again?" is also not great
bigpuppystuart: I am waiting for the part when they forge the blade
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Arclight_Dynamo: Huvudlös?
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Arclight_Dynamo: Nackad?
bytecaster: You know, subscribe or end the monarchy whatever works for you!
Arclight_Dynamo: Schöp?
princess_intell: it would be named after a place in sweden, i think
DiamondMX: If you would like to dethrone the ruling class at home...
Gekyouryuu: Gwi-lotten-ay
Fruan: Eat 1/5th of the rich!
DigitalSeahorse: 5th scale
YeetTheRich_: gillötin
saucemaster5000: and lots of love!
OhaiMireiya: a choppy fren
TehAmelie: Revolutin
ritchards: got a lot of cucumbers and how else are we suppose to cut them??
BrowneePoints: Look at these two lovely lads who are just darn great
xythrogar: ain't that a kick in the lead
DigitalSeahorse: goop
bytecaster: Now that I think about it, imagine your executioner just going "UwU"
CaptinOfBeez: for big pieces of lead a chainsaw is amazing
bigpuppystuart: Are you going to execute a lepercaun or something
YeetTheRich_: pistachio gets it this time
saucemaster5000: @bytecaster alright, what about UwHoops?
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
DigitalSeahorse: lucidOwO vicksyFox3
teabread_: cedar and red oak, my favorite softwood and hardwood to work with!
bytecaster: @bytecaster Followed by "Tehe pero"
saucemaster5000: PrideLaugh
RandomTrivia: If the technical drawings aren't specific, it can be difficult to cedar point lrrBEEJ
bytecaster: @RandomTrivia Yeah less than precise technical drawings can be a birch.
DigitalSeahorse: ohno
RandomTrivia: oh dear
CptMurphey: oop
DigitalSeahorse: we've seen it now
Mischievous_Catgeist: plainer to see what happened
Master_Gunner: you can fill it in with some sawdust
DigitalSeahorse: secret oops tunnel
bytecaster: I don't know if precision is that important as long as it is compatible with most models of noble.
avi_miller: I still can’t wait to see the inevitable Guillotining on LRL after this is done
IaCthulhuFthagn: A 5-axle CNC mill, I hope. No kill like overkill.
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyKnife lucidOwO
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Driosenth: Alex, did the machinist in you cringe just a bit when you got wood chips on the mill?
SnackPak_: guillotine or trebuchet, both fun
cmdrud87: self-built guillotine... so, first, you need a French Revolution...
TemporallyAwry: @SnackPak_ In that order?
BrowneePoints: Dry Fit is my new Drag Name
RandomTrivia: There must be some way to design a frame with interchangeable heads, for a 2-in-1 guillotine trebuchet model :D
SnackPak_: TemporallyAwry good idea!
KeytarCat: Time to peg the guillotine
IaCthulhuFthagn: Always down for some pegging... wait.
Arclight_Dynamo: Dowling: the poor man's nail.
YeetTheRich_: don't dry peg folks
bytecaster: @RandomTrivia So you can efficiently get rid of the remains?
avi_miller: For transport and quick assembly
CptMurphey: flat pack guillotine, delivered right to your door
RandomTrivia: @RandomTrivia Of course.
Master_Gunner: it was fun to learn how rarely metal nails were used in historical construction & wordworking.
Master_Gunner: turns out, metal is expensive and you only use nails when you *really* need to.
RandomTrivia: IAN
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Driosenth: Or woodmeal in the oil channels.
AllTheWeasels: LUL
wench_tacular: pardon?
BrowneePoints: Yep. Metal nails are a much, much more modern thing
DarkMorford: IAN
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
Arclight_Dynamo: @Master_Gunner There's even an NFB short on it!
avi_miller: #thingsIanSays
bigpuppystuart: Ian dont show me your nuts
Master_Gunner: @Arclight_Dynamo Ooh, I'll have to find that
brat_the_wurst: pegging and going down on the nuts?? O.O
bytecaster: Everybody remember, revolution is stored in the balls!
JadedCynic: You know what? at this stage I expect it from Ian :
JadedCynic: :\
Alex_Frostfire: Yeah, I'd imagine it takes a fair amount of manual labour to make metal nails in any sort of quantity, at least before factory automation.
BrowneePoints: LOL the zoom in on Bob Ross just killed me
Arclight_Dynamo: @Master_Gunner I believe it's called, uh... "Nail." :D
RandomTrivia: As ever
RandomTrivia: !quote 7000
LRRbot: Quote #7000: "Ian, never stop being Ian." —Kathleen [2020-06-17]
Master_Gunner: :P
DigitalSeahorse: pegaChefsKiss
JadedCynic: Those pulleys look VERY nice and smooth! <3
Driosenth: Alex, Was a special form tool used to get that round on the pullies, or was it a round carbide insert?
Saphire282: Wait, Alex has backup sets of nuts?
SquidVorb: deez nuts
JadedCynic: I mean, how do you RAISE the blade?
Saphire282: This seems helpful
BrowneePoints: Alex is a Krogan confirmed
DigitalSeahorse: deez nuts pegaNoted
DarkMorford: It can slice cakes too, right?
teabread_: gotta springload it to make it work in space
DaxStrife: Well in space you just use the airlock.
SnackPak_: it's an form of energy storage
Gekyouryuu: it WOULD if you strapped a rocket to the blade
BrowneePoints: Just never go FULL Robespierre
TehAmelie: you gotta have like a 30 kg blade, right? so a pulley would be nice
saucemaster5000: In space, no one can guillotine
Master_Gunner: For space, going to need some giant springs to make it go
JadedCynic: please tell me y'all bought up a mess of knock-off 'Not Barbies' for testing?
DigitalSeahorse: each of them gotta be cut into 5 equal parts first before they go in this lucidOwO
CptMurphey: rocket assisted guillotine
SquidVorb: Add rockets?
CptMurphey: works in space
DaxStrife: Ooo, good sound.
JadedCynic: OOOOOO, nice
RandomTrivia: Oh listen to that sergeJustRight
Fruan: In space, a guillotine is called an airlock.
DaxStrife: Guillotine ASMR stream when?
JoTyler: asmr french revolution
Mischievous_Catgeist: its a feature not an imperfection
DigitalSeahorse: pegaSass tqsWow
bigpuppystuart: you have to build a centrifugal Guillotine for space executions
JadedCynic: yeah, there's an imperfection...but it's really ASMR-esque <3
Alex_Frostfire: "Known issue which we will not fix" is the best kind of issue.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
TemporallyAwry: @CptMurphey *makes a note* go on
Arclight_Dynamo: "Gundam Guillotine" brings up the following in Google Images: https://preview.redd.it/k8wtvw69dm821.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=fe344e801091d22707d57e8ddcfe0f0947e61f1d
RandomTrivia: The truest incarnation of "it's not a bug, it's a feature!"
BrowneePoints: I need an alternate universe where the executioners would put playing cards in the spokes of their Guillotine
DarkMorford: @Arclight_Dynamo Oh no
DigitalSeahorse: don't want a splay on the guillotine lucidOwO vicksyConcern
KeytarCat: @BrowneePoints On the way up it ticks, on the way down it gives a clean tone!
JadedCynic: I'm here for this chill fiddling and tweaking <3
Driosenth: Oh, the "weird" part
JoTyler: gotta let the heads in
avi_miller: So what I am hearing is really good design
BrowneePoints: Never succumb to the belief that older humanity was dumber
Fruan: I'm just realizing that this build looks to be the perfect size to put a barbie doll in.
JadedCynic: niiice
DigitalSeahorse: this is way more complicated than my pill chopper
avi_miller: What @browneepoints said
BrowneePoints: A Reminder that the Ancient Greeks had very early steam power, AND Vending Machines for Water
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
Alex_Frostfire: I'm just remembering the Lego set I put together and how if I tried to build it blind it wouldn't feel nearly as sturdy as it is.
IaCthulhuFthagn: The perfect size for a comically oversized cigar.
DigitalSeahorse: tqsSmug
bigpuppystuart: Can we all agree to keep this away from Barnaby?
DarkMorford: @Fruan Not quite. This is a 1:5 scale chopper, Barbies are 1:6. Kappa
JadedCynic: @Arclight_Dynamo yeah, this is where 'shit gets real'
TehAmelie: i was just trying to work out what scale toys you could execute with it. maybe the largest of transformers
Boon_33: so humane :)
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyInspect
avi_miller: Cool
BrowneePoints: Dr. Joseph-Ignace Guillotin?
bytecaster: To be fair, a harpsichord is very mechanically intricate, so I'm not surprised.
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyRaid
avi_miller: Oooooh
JadedCynic: @TehAmelie I still feel dollar store 'Not-Barbie' knock-offs
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyInspect ooooo
Mischievous_Catgeist: UwU blade
BrowneePoints: wait Tobias Schmidt actually designed the thing
shurtal: tight 'fit
Mollylele: lrrFINE
BrowneePoints: Guillotin just proposed the idea
bytecaster: @TehAmelie So an imposter, makes sense!
JadedCynic: just a sec - gotta move away from my keyboard so I don't get drool on it <3
TheMerricat: For a reminder to chat - https://guillotine.dk/pages/drawings1792.html - are the plans that Alex is using (I think).
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyThink
JoTyler: @TheMerricat correct!
TehAmelie: well the real question is what toys have soft enough necks for that weight to cut them
TheNerdWonder: so basically a one-sided rivet
Arclight_Dynamo: Guillotine trivia: They shipped on to St. Pierre and Miquelon, a tiny French possession off the coast of Newfoundland, to be used in the Revolution. They couldn't find anyone to use it, since everyone knew everyone else, and no one wanted to chop off their neighbour's head.
GhostValv: tqsSmug
Arclight_Dynamo: *one
JadedCynic: @BrowneePoints he saw it, evaluated how much more humane it was and eagerly presented it to the National Assembly.
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPog cute hammer
Rusty_Scissorz: Dee's Nuts ..... is that Detroit or Dallas ?
Masslost: this will make a amazing fruit cutter
BrowneePoints: @JadedCynic Other way around. He presented the idea of a machine that painlessly executes, and then the Assembly commissioned it
Driosenth: Alex, what flavor and hardness of steel did you choose for the blade? Regular 4140 or some special Tool Steel like S5, S7, or H11?
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyInspect lucidOwO
avi_miller: The gravity does work
TehAmelie: could we inquire what the weight is, like 1 pound?
BrowneePoints: Some of the cleverest things we've ever invented were in the art of killing each other
RandomTrivia: It essentially applies huge pressure of the full weight over a very small area and moves that area across the neck to drastically increase the functional cutting power
thraximore: @BrowneePoints such inventions create an exclusive environment
JadedCynic: @BrowneePoints really? Wow - so the harpsichord maker was *applying for government tender* - that explains why the design is so developed - it probably wasn't the guy's FIRST idea, but the final one that he submitted?
DiamondMX: TIL that laminated means something different when you've got wood.
avi_miller: Nice nice
SquidVorb: nice²
Bladinus: nice.nice
DigitalSeahorse: nah let's saw the table in half
BrowneePoints: @JadedCynic Possibly, but yea Guillotin concepted an idea of the device(being a Physician) and then Schmidt being a talented engineer was able to extrapolate from an already very sound base
Mikklun: Strange question was the design ever iterated on or were they using the same design in 1789 and in 1977
BrowneePoints: Didn't a Doctor ALSO invent the Gatling Gun?
DigitalSeahorse: wooo
DiamondMX: That's a chonky boi
JadedCynic: @DiamondMX yeah....layers, vs...well, just an outer layer
PhenomenallyAverage1: Has anyone mentioned the Wizards of the Coast Guillotine card game?
Arclight_Dynamo: That's a whang-banger.
Drasvin: For a moment, I thought Ian was saying to push the aristocrat against a belt sander
IaCthulhuFthagn: @DiamondMX: Does it mean anything else than "made out of multiple layers" in another context?
Camthelion: @BrowneePoints Wasn't that to show the horrors of war and warmongers were like "It's great!"
RandomTrivia: That is a big bopper
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPog vicksyTap hammer time!
DiamondMX: @IaCthulhuFthagn Well, any time anyone's ever said laminated to me before, they meant adding a layer of plastic for protective purposes.
shurtal: Oh, hi marks!
JadedCynic: I assumed that gorgeous mallet had already been pointed out in the 1st ten minuites that I missed, cool!
BrowneePoints: So you could say that Mallet is Mjolnir to your heart Alex?
TemporallyAwry: The best tools tell a story - the best stories come with props lrrBEEJ
gnyrinn: The Louis who got restored in 1815 had that largeness problem rendering him probably incompatible with this device. That’s not why he got the job.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
RandomTrivia: benginBonk
QuixoticScrivener: Did I miss the "why" portion of this whole exercise?
Lysander_salamander: Hello folks!
CoffeeCatRailway: I feel like you'll need a sign saying "Don't insert fingers"...
TemporallyAwry: !goodideas
Lysander_salamander: How's the wood-working going?
RandomTrivia: @QuixoticScrivener TTSF is a "Let's Try" program - the why is "to see if we can" as much as anything else
JadedCynic: so Schmidt was taking the existing theoretical specs the tender gave, and worked off of those to such an...'elegant' design
bytecaster: @Lysander_salamander The nobles are already cowering in fear!
DiamondMX: @QuixoticScrivener Viva la revolucion.
Mischievous_Catgeist: does this go in aristocrats ? lrrJUDGE
Lysander_salamander: Did Alex find his tiny chisels?
BrowneePoints: Look, when your land's natural resources are uh...not as ideal and you've got limited space, you get inventive with your methods and materials
RandomTrivia: @Mischievous_Catgeist Nope, but aristocrats go in this!
Juliamon: QuixoticScrivener Same reason one makes scale models of any other thing
DigitalSeahorse: Mischievous_Catgeist good question
RurouniGeo: chuggo? xD
Arclight_Dynamo: It's fascinating that the French went for this complicated, bloody device for executions, and the British went with... a rope.
Phailhammer: Sucked down a hole? Was it at least made for you?
DigitalSeahorse: 4 jaw stuff?
CaptinOfBeez: tapping with a drill seems aggressive
Micsig: we taping with a drill?
Driosenth: need some anchor lube
Lysander_salamander: may need to oil it
Mollylele: why does bob ross in the background make this funnier CoolStoryBob
TemporallyAwry: @Micsig sure looks like it lrrSPOOP
JoTyler: shappy little guillotines
CaptinOfBeez: stick a little engine oil on it
TehAmelie: ooh, Tinker Tailor is getting into vices now
JoTyler: happy*
WiJohn: I do love a tap with a tight hole
DigitalSeahorse: heheheh
NotCainNorAbel: power tapping with new taps isn't as bad as it once was
SnackPak_: really makes this shot
DigitalSeahorse: I was just thinking that
Mollylele: beat the devil out of it (by it i mean the government)
TemporallyAwry: IAN!
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
Sethalidos: Ian no
YeetTheRich_: :)
Lysander_salamander: the happiest nut
2Flower: lrrWOW
SquidVorb: that's what she said
DigitalSeahorse: jhnenvShadypeanut jhnenvShadypeanut jhnenvShadypeanut
DiamondMX: Why are you filing them down before you tap?
teabread_: filing sounds are my favorite sounds
Mollylele: just a couple pals refining their nuts
Micsig: @NotCainNorAbel still gets you when you least want it
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLewd
OhaiMireiya: hehe
JadedCynic: *reclines chair* ahhhh, gnite! <3
Mollylele: 🙈
teabread_: TIGHTEN THE CHUCK
asthanius: Always lube your holes
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDerp
KeytarCat: As Yeet the Rich said, don't dry [tap]!
Lysander_salamander: shake hands with danger
Micsig: @teabread_ Nah then the bit breaks instead
Driosenth: you should not need a running start to tap a hole
DiamondMX: I think nuts are supposed to be self-lubricating.
TehAmelie: "there's always time for lubricant"
saucemaster5000: sounds like a party
Grimlai: "Don't do as Donny don't does."
RandomTrivia: @DiamondMX jlrrNo
Arclight_Dynamo: Keyless chucks SUCK.
DigitalSeahorse: pegaGasm lots of lube
teabread_: it looked on stream like it was slipping quite badly
ComradeMik: take your time and use lots of lube is just good advice
Driosenth: Jacobs chucks for life
DiamondMX: !advice
LRRbot: Listen to Paul.
DiamondMX: Good advice!
bytecaster: So what I have learned is that it is important to lube your nuts even if you nut on camera?
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
IaCthulhuFthagn: I prefer at least either doing things the right way OR using enough PPE to safely do it the wrong way :P
bytecaster: Maybe I should have resisted the temptation to write that, but it is too late now.
Driosenth: nope, that's a typical lathe starting handle
ComradeMik: someone get that alex a dremel grinder
asddsa28: my paper cuter
asddsa28: in anutshel
JadedCynic: the NEW one will ALSO have it's own set of 'quirks'
TemporallyAwry: *gestures at windows 11* ya' don't say
DigitalSeahorse: like the ceiling is too low in this one spot
ComradeMik: when drilling a new hole, take your time and go slow
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyGasm
Micsig: It's fine with sheet metal
Lysander_salamander: and therefore really brittle steel
KeytarCat: The harder it is, the more brittle
SnackPak_: hard things do tend to shatter
JadedCynic: ^^^^
Arclight_Dynamo: Would carbide taps be better?
Micsig: also impossible to drill out
CaptinOfBeez: then you gotta tap your tap
SquidVorb: sadge
teabread_: electro discharge machining
ComradeMik: Electronic Dance Music
ComradeMik: :P
LordZarano: discharge machining
Mikklun: Does Mr Steacy not yet have a tap wrench or is this for expediency
asthanius: Earth Defense Morce
ComradeMik: a tap wrench is not available at this time
LordZarano: Applied Science has a very good video about EDM
ComradeMik: there was a brief discussion a few minutes ago about how they should have got one
teabread_: it's mig welding but backwards
Driosenth: it's especially bad with small taps (8-32 / M4) or smaller, the shafts are so small that any off-axis force will snap the shaft
DigitalSeahorse: yikes
Micsig: luckily the vice absorbed the force instead
ComradeMik: the nuts are too big!
Driosenth: water jets typically use synthetic garnet
IaCthulhuFthagn: Pure water works, it's just a looot slower.
Arclight_Dynamo: Dangit!
niccus: did you see the new powerwash simulator ad
ComradeMik: damn these big nuts
Sethalidos: yep it usually uses powdered garnet for the abrasion material
TehAmelie: isn't it fascinating how useful sand is?
Shadwhawk: It's why we're running out of certain kinds. :(
asthanius: It’s rough and course and it gets everywhere. It’s great
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
Mischievous_Catgeist: rip
RandomTrivia: Oof, we heard taht
RandomTrivia: *that
IaCthulhuFthagn: The cornhole poster?
ComradeMik: we need a new timm- ian on set!
JadedCynic: "Fetch me another; this one's broken"
DaxStrife: Is "spare Ian" just Beej but bald?
Drasvin: lrrIAN_BW
Mikklun: The scale of this Guillotine or Guillotiny reminds me of Rowan Atkinson's welcome to hell sketch
Arclight_Dynamo: Or, laser rust removal, Paul: https://i.gifer.com/3QAw.gif
DigitalSeahorse: jhnenvShadypeanut mogCorn
Micsig: the softest hardest suff?
slogolith: Rough estimates (0.5x2.5x4 inches) of the lead weight puts it at about 1 kg
Mollylele: those nuts be sus
TehAmelie: sort of like a perfectly generic object, except for being more a generic substance
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asthanius: I assume you didn’t make the wood or metal from scratch
Camthelion: ohai Texan_Reverend !
Driosenth: Why not use thin welding steel rod as nails
asthanius: Not a lot of free carbon
Alex_Frostfire: You mean you don't grow your own woodworking trees?
TheThirdTail: First, Alex created the universe
Micsig: @asthanius I mean would is not too hard of you have the time
ComradeMik: dammit
ComradeMik: got there first
bytecaster: You start with hydrogen, that is important, and then your work your way to the higher elements.
DigitalSeahorse: he didn't plant this tree but he has plants
saucemaster5000: Alex is to blame for ALL of this??
Mischievous_Catgeist: that lead to some hatred for lead
JadedCynic: He went and mined the iron & lead from two different deposits. and then he planted the saplings...
Micsig: just want it for raw efficiency
DarkMorford: @JadedCynic Use a little bonemeal, those trees will grow real quick.
ComradeMik: i've sailed in a lead keeled access dinghy. they are a beast to rig and sail.
ComradeMik: stable as fuck tho
Morrigan9: hey Acorn to Arabella! He's launching the boat next year
Driosenth: To take down the Bourgeoisie, you must first invent the universe
TehAmelie: there's this view among scientists that the big bang was basically condensation on the surface of spacetime of some kind of high dimensional/ high energy vapor. and we know Alex is all about the high energy
asthanius: Let’s get LRR a forge
Lysander_salamander: I've seen other youtubers smelting copper from scavenged wires.
asthanius: Industrial sized
gnyrinn: You want a very heavy keel. For further info: see the Vaasa.
DigitalSeahorse: I wish my body could make it's own iron
BrowneePoints: There's a reason the ability to do so defined Empires
Capt_clown: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
ComradeMik: alex got them steady hands. damn
Drasvin: Buy a bunch of hematite and then make it very hot
asthanius: How many people would it take to harvest usable iron from them
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Simonark: So, I would worry that almost every lease ever would not let you just set up a full scale foundry without being part of the original plan and I can't imagine the moonbase is any different
Lysander_salamander: Like bog-iron
Alex_Frostfire: @asthanius Which came first, the human iron farm or the guillotine?
Camthelion: @asthanius Do we name it Geordie LRRForge?
Driosenth: @asthanius an average adult human has about 3.75g of iron in their body
bytecaster: @Simonark But what about a small forge, as a treat?
Simonark: @bytecaster That wouldn't be "Industrial"
bytecaster: @Simonark But still industrious!
LordZarano: You can buy cubes of pure iron online, for people with element collections
Simonark: @Camthelion Only if everyone only used Newcastle accents while using it
Alex_Frostfire: Once at a ren faire I went to there was someone working at a small forge setup making hinges and stuff, it was neat to see.
Boon_33: char-coal
DigitalSeahorse: ^
DigitalSeahorse: coal comes from ground but charcoal is processed
p3nguinkin: how it's made has a good episode about coke
Arclight_Dynamo: So coke is to coal as charcoal is to wood?
asthanius: Pig Iron
bytecaster: coke is to coal as pepsi is to charcoal
KarnakGWJ: A long way from bessemerization
Simonark: Then why not other fun alloys? Become Vancouver Island's main source for electrum!
Saphire282: Dave, you're making this more complicated than it needs to be.
Capt_clown: Ah man, someone set all the wood on fire....do it again
asthanius: It’s magic
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JadedCynic: the reverse of oxydization
Saphire282: With oxygen, it's just a normal fire
TemporallyAwry: You need oxygen to burn things - but you can still "aggressively chemical" something with heat.
DigitalSeahorse: katesFine tqsFine julieeeFine mst3kYule
DiamondMX: You put the log blocks in the furnace block, then add some coal blocks and wait.
Shadwhawk: Primitive Technology regularly makes big batches of charcoal
Boon_33: pre-cracking, like when they turn crude oil into refined oil products
DarkMorford: @DiamondMX And then when the redstone lamp turns on, you know it's done!
Simonark: Who here can't get The Marseillaise out of their heads right now?
TehAmelie: i want to make bismuth crystals sometime. all you need is some hundred grams of bismuth, pretty affordable online, and a cooking pot you don't want to keep. . .
ImmortalLen: My art teacher taught me how to make Charcoal for drawing by puts twigs in a mint tin and throwing that tin in a fire.
Alex_Frostfire: Isn't bismuth toxic?
asthanius: Many rocks are toxic. Don’t eat them.
JadedCynic: @Simonark o/ o/ o/ <-- the National Assembly ;)
DigitalSeahorse: isn't bismuth pepto bismol?
Arclight_Dynamo: Is Ian talking about oxidizing the tannins in wood to darken it? I know that as "ebonizing," and it works really good on walknut.
Arclight_Dynamo: *walnut
DiamondMX: @Alex_Frostfire "Bismuth metal is not considered toxic and poses minimum threat to the environment."
LordZarano: "Just a little off the top please"
Simonark: And now a man with a tape recorder up his BROTHER'S nose...
asthanius: Guillotine instead of a truck
Mischievous_Catgeist: with marie because they love her
A_Dub888: A Guillot-isekai
JadedCynic: @DigitalSeahorse in the same way that table salt is elemental sodium, but yes and no :)
Lysander_salamander: disembodied head in another world?
bytecaster: I have been reincarnated as a Guillotine, but I just can't get my blade to fall
Driosenth: I was sent to another word but I'm a Guillotine
Capt_clown: Guillotine instead of an overly wrought plot device
Master_Gunner: That's basically An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge
gnyrinn: @simonark it is the most hardcore of national anthems. It never truly leaves my head.
TemporallyAwry: French Aristocracy tries to adjust to life as a Dullahan? That's ... actually viable
JadedCynic: pepto is a 'bismuth infused preparation'
shurtal: no, the guillotine goes to another world. "Kyaa~ dont' look up my skirt, Iron Maiden-sempai!"
Grimlai: The Adventures of Isekai Crane
Arclight_Dynamo: Ebonized wood. This is *not* stain - the wood itself has been darkened through oxidation. https://cdn.popularwoodworking.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/0906-ebonizing-3-bboggs_mtp1897-2.jpg
Gekyouryuu: closest I can think of is Ya Boy Kongming. no guillotine, dies of natural causes, but then wakes up as an adult in modern day Tokyo during a Halloween party, so he thinks he's in hell
ImmortalLen: Remember the Tom and Jerry episode where Tom canonically gets beheaded by a guillotine?
DigitalSeahorse: lucidOwO katesBonk katesBonk katesBonk
JadedCynic: needs to be to use ENOUGH gravity to do it's job
Morrigan9: 71 cm
Simonark: I do want to remember the episode of Columbo with the guillotine
DigitalSeahorse: mog1more
TehAmelie: you nailed it!
Boon_33: science!
Manae: @Simonark I only remember the interrogation at the end
DigitalSeahorse: hope it's correct then
DiamondMX: @Alex_Frostfire Reading more on it, it can be toxic in large doses, and they don't recommend eating or inhaling it, or getting a lot of it on your skin. But as heavy metals go, it's on the less dangerous end.
JadedCynic: \m/
adambomb625: Now this is never coming out... oh crap I did it wrong
Alex_Frostfire: @Alex_Frostfire Right. Certainly not as famously toxic as, well, lead.
IaCthulhuFthagn: Working with softer metals feels really wrong when you have developed so much intuition for how steel works.
Simonark: @Manae It was Anthony Zerbe who got guillotined in it and he is the actor who has the most all time ridiculous deaths..
DigitalSeahorse: adambomb625 then they'd have the fun of building it over again
Arclight_Dynamo: I listened to a thing about a guy who did mercury vapour gilding. He got whacky fast, yeah.
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CanPlayGames: Use my tithe to overthrow bourgeoisie
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyFox1 lucidOwO vicksyFox3 vicksyCrown
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DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHappy vicksyBounce vicksyTap vicksyDance vicksyTail
DigitalSeahorse: katesBelt_TK
Drasvin: Caution tape?
DigitalSeahorse: oh good I refreshed in time
CranstonSnord: intentionally, or accidentally?
asthanius: Lizzie
shurtal: Wasn't Christopher Lee there for it?
Master_Gunner: I know Christopher Lee was in the audience.
Fruan: the 1970s, right?
Capt_clown: 1975?
Nigouki: it was after Star Wars
Morrigan9: maybe they've not been born yet O.o
IaCthulhuFthagn: I know the rough ballpark, and it's weird.
ritchards: more recent than you hope
IaCthulhuFthagn: Right... don't say "last" when you mean "most recent" :P
Boon_33: Soviet spy perhaps?
Piperlyon: maybe less recent than *you* hope
TemporallyAwry: @IaCthulhuFthagn sergeJustRight
asthanius: Ah they’re like snowflakes
SnackPak_: each guillotine is special
Nigouki: wasn't Christopher Lee present at that last guillotining?
Piperlyon: it's been some 50 years, I think it's about time for that particular part of the 70's to come back
TemporallyAwry: That's a factoid that's shared about him. But I've never seen it "absolutely confirmed"
Drasvin: According to Wikipedia, the last guillotine execution was September 10, 1977
saucemaster5000: killed ONE man? I'm guessing lee did more than that
DigitalSeahorse: pegaSass
Arclight_Dynamo: This is, apparently, the guillotine used in the 70s. It's substantially unchanged from what Alex is building. https://i.imgur.com/uS2hlQC.png
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Nigouki: Yeah, wiki does confirm Christopher Lee was there
JadedCynic: yeah, there's a large overhead to creating a system of interchangeable parts
Capt_clown: I looked it up but it was 1977 for France but 1996 a Georgia State Rep tried to switch it from the electric chair to the guillotine... because Georgia
Master_Gunner: So I checked the Christopher Lee thing - he was at the last *public* guilotinning in the 1930s.
DigitalSeahorse: cbcSkully
DigitalSeahorse: hehehh
DigitalSeahorse: that would be cute
IaCthulhuFthagn: "That's not the sound a man makes when killed by a guillotine" - Christopher Lee to Peter Jackson, more or less.
TheWriterAleph: Eat the Rich :)
DaxStrife: OMG, guillotining a marshmallow Peep would be hilarious, but that would make such a mess on the blade.
TheWriterAleph: especially if they're Peeps
Juliamon: Vintage caution tape
JadedCynic: oooh, old school!
pn55: Ooo a bit of LRR history!
DigitalSeahorse: katesWot
TemporallyAwry: :D ... that's how I found LRR. Loved DailyDrop.
DigitalSeahorse: coooool
Capt_clown: Should we attach a small cow moo toy so that when the guillotine triggers it goes off? LUL LUL
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DarkMorford: @LoadingReadyRun Any chance of you getting Daily Drop back from The Escapist like Unskippable?
Phailhammer: If Daily Drop were made today: [GUILLOYINE IS READY] :D
Piperlyon: "Dropping a bunch of condiments and yogurt was only part of why it smelled bad"
DaxStrife: @Phailhammer YES
DigitalSeahorse: I miss Daily Drop
DigitalSeahorse: they are on youtube I believe too
Phailhammer: I still remember the collective WTF when the light bulb didn't break first go.
Nigouki: but sharks are smooth D:
Driosenth: Standardized (US or ISO) grits also helped
Piperlyon: I don't remember entirely, but was there ever any meat dropped (besides the cat)?
DigitalSeahorse: esp expensive for the shark
Juliamon: Piperlyon There was a turkey
KeytarCat: Shark-skin sandpaper sounds not very good
Phailhammer: @Piperlyon They dropped a chicken, I think, then Graham's mother cooked it afterwards./
Phailhammer: Right, yeah. Turkey.
RandomTrivia: "gouge" - now there's a word with good mouthfeel
Arclight_Dynamo: I know certain wood workers consider sandpaper to be *cheating.* They use something called a "card scraper" instead.
TehAmelie: Douglas Adams' list of the four inventions that changed the world the most, all made of sand: fired clay, glass lenses, transistors and fiberoptics
ritchards: somethign something Slo Mo Guys
Juliamon: Also I recall a fish?
DarkMorford: @Arclight_Dynamo Eh, scrapers and sandpaper both have their place, IMO.
miniMacGuru: Card scrapers leave a different surface feel than sandpaper for stuff like table tops and desks.
Arclight_Dynamo: @DarkMorford Oh, I agree. But I have heard it.
noSmokeFire: the only option is an extreme fast-mo series
DigitalSeahorse: last time it was pretty cool to watch
RandomTrivia: "I'm Gav" "And I'm Dan" "And today we're going to film the literal speed of light" is a little difficult to follow :D
IaCthulhuFthagn: Cross-promotion! Woo!
JadedCynic: Ah! C'est bon! La Belle Langue!
SquidVorb: Hey I remeber that show!
DarkMorford: Yeah, I remember Time Warp
SquidVorb: remember*
JadedCynic: yeah, ultimately LRR has been trend setting <3
Capt_clown: 1 minute of action, 49 minutes of mucking about
TemporallyAwry: The Origional Slo-Mo Guy got his hands on a camera >shockingly< early into their commercial availability. Wish the guy didn't end up being so ... yeah.
SquidVorb guitar theme
DigitalSeahorse: that's the great thing about Daily Drop, no talking!
Arclight_Dynamo: Daily Drop was all steak, no sizzle.
JadedCynic: ^^^^^
SquidVorb: There is
LordZarano: There's a reddit project, they've done every episode
Piperlyon: god I love This Old Tony
DarknessKingCoH: *Bob Ross can see you*
Driosenth: This Old Tony does amazing cuts and camera work
TehAmelie: i think it was google that produced a camera that could capture the motion of light. that was quite a spectacle for five minutes sometime. . .five years ago?
Piperlyon: best set of hands on Youtube
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyInspect
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Toxxick: Nice.
LordZarano: @tehamelie MIT, and a couple of other universities. I think the one on Slomo Guys was Stanford?
TehAmelie: welp
gnyrinn: Back in the day, the difference between an okay pharmacist and a really good pharmacist was the number of chemicals they could distinguish between by smell alone.
JadedCynic: yeah, after working in a deli for a 10 years, I was about to slice off 'a pound of' within maybe 10g, first try
corpocracy: Working at a bank my party trick is I can tell if a coin has silver by hearing it drop on the counter
JadedCynic: oooo
JadedCynic: looking good, alex!
DarkMorford: Ooh, I need to look into that.'
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPride lucidOwO shouPride katesPride
distrustingspectator: let the beheadings begin
Brozard: What was that library called, Ian?
DigitalSeahorse: eep
Boon_33: #PeakDanger
Lysander_salamander: too much friction
DarkMorford: Maybe a little wax in the grooves?
ritchards: get a C-Clamp for the bottom for now?
Lysander_salamander: grease up the grooves?
gnyrinn: All but one of the sharp edges, Ian.
Boon_33: wax and/or guidewires might help
DoodlestheGreat: Use a couple of clamps to hold it together temporarily.
Piperlyon: I mean, we don't want to remove *all* the sharp edges. We probably should leave one
RandomTrivia: The curvature of the earth means the tops of the towers are a little further apart than the base lrrBEEJ
JadedCynic: is the rope AT the midpoint, it looked a little off-center (or maybe that was the grooves binding?)
Capt_clown: Rope looks slightly off center
JadedCynic: it does seem the top is loose (side-to-side) and that allows the blade assembly to 'yaw' as it falls
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Hehe
Arclight_Dynamo: I assume they'd oil the tracks, too?
Chesul: the position of the eye matters more the lower your tolerances, as it being to one side of the center of mass will impart a small twist as you raise the blade.
TemporallyAwry: Elegantly demonstrating the fact that these were actually rather precise machines.
DigitalSeahorse: julieeeThink
Lysander_salamander: oh noooo
JadedCynic: derp
RandomTrivia: OH NO
Juliamon: uh oh
JadedCynic: long sigh...
OhaiMireiya: oopsie
Capt_clown: NotLikeThis
goombalax: nothing wrong with being a Goomba
DigitalSeahorse: julieeeLUL
Lysander_salamander: so many lines to keep track of
JadedCynic: good news! you FOUND the error! <3
DigitalSeahorse: pegaSweat
Fruan: Measure once, cut three times.
saucemaster5000: goombas are the backbone of the mushroom kingdom resistance
Arclight_Dynamo: So... after building this... next project harpsichord?
DigitalSeahorse: katesPosh lucidOwO vicksyCrown jhnenvFinalhole
JadedCynic: @Arclight_Dynamo I'd be down for that (tho it'd problably be a multi-year project...)
TheMerricat: https://www.reddit.com/r/skyrimmods/comments/xfalhb/teardown_of_the_16629_update/ "Most blades for this purpose are angled to give a constant slice. Axes, when they were used, semi-circular blades, or angled for the guillotine are designed to slice in two directions. Downward, with the force of gravity and the drop, or swing Outwards/Inwards with the angle of the blade."
DigitalSeahorse: shouGummba shouGummba shouGummba
IaCthulhuFthagn: I could see Ian doing a TTSF on tuning a Harpsichord he got off of a random auction... and that by itself would be a multi-episode project.
goombalax: BibleThump
th3mpire: the goomas unionized
flamewave7: a stack of Goombas got a doctorate
Lysander_salamander: Yeah she's a scientist
Arclight_Dynamo: Goombette, I wanna say?
Drasvin: In both Paper Mario and Thousand Year Door
DigitalSeahorse: shouGummba shouLUL shouLurk
Lysander_salamander: There's three purple ghosts
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Brozard: "the hot one"
Manwichcannon: Goommberella
asthanius: Vivian
ImmortalLen: Vivin?
Lysander_salamander: Three sister ghost-witches
DigitalSeahorse: shouShrug
saucemaster5000: thousand year door did kinda rule
Lysander_salamander: Shadow sorcerers I think?
Drasvin: I think she's a shadow spirit. It's been a while since I've watched someone play Thousand Year Door
flamewave7: I thought the shadow sisters were more shades than anything
ImmortalLen: She's implied to be trans in the Japanese version I do believe.
DigitalSeahorse: cheeky little fit
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL @TheMerricat I was more thinking about the top, none cutting edge. depending if you made the blade more of a parallelogram, then the center of gravity would still be in the middle, even though it is slanted
Juliamon: well, as much as any Mario character can be trans, after Birdo
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Mattmitchell45: wowzers
DigitalSeahorse: gazoomtits
JadedCynic: Gesundheit, Alex! <3
DigitalSeahorse: katesParty
DigitalSeahorse: katesJam katesJam katesJam shimmy
Fruan: Does 'shimmy' refer to the small movements of something that needs to be shimmed, perhaps?
JadedCynic: well, yeah, you tend to make a shim, 'shimmy' as you're working it in....
kdefinition: but to get a shim into the hole, one must often shimmy it in?
JadedCynic: I'm happy that other people are thinking on my wavelength <3
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TheSeg: Funny story: A friend of mine is producing a dance club night called Club Guillotine.
Boon_33: Beeswax is a good lubricant for wood on wood in case anyone needs to make their Guillotine extra slippy.
OhaiMireiya: hehe
OhaiMireiya: I'm sorry my brain went straight for the gutter
DigitalSeahorse: doh
JadedCynic: the HUBRIS is *real*
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGREED
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RandomTrivia: O_o
Fruan: Secret cosplay?
DigitalSeahorse: that's not the widest part
Lysander_salamander: making your own hat?
JadedCynic: making a welder's mask, Ian?
Drasvin: Is Ian going to build power armor?
Arclight_Dynamo: Is Ian making a Gundam helmet?
Nigouki: it's gonna be more than the caliper can measure
saucemaster5000: to be clear this is NOT an endorsement of phrenology
SquidVorb: Who's Samsung was that?
RandomTrivia: VR rig for Desert Bus? lrrBEEJ
Master_Gunner: Ian, you're not allowed to take up phrenology
Lysander_salamander: New project! Yay!
ImmortalLen: Ah good, more measurements for my Ian clone I'm brewing.
DoodlestheGreat: 57th time's the try.
JadedCynic: I do agree with Gunner, tho...
Fruan: Welders masks are too important to roll your own, imo.
Arclight_Dynamo: I'm not sure I'd want to trust an active, electronic device for my eyes. Dark glass is foolproof.
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JadedCynic: good point (and neat reference) Paul! <3
DigitalSeahorse: xD
saucemaster5000: the 1/5th version of me is quaking
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyFox1 lucidOwO kates3
Arclight_Dynamo: Wood glue mixed with sawdust is a great way to fill holes.
DigitalSeahorse: kates1 lucidOwO vicksyFox3
JadedCynic: "None who as ever seen this flaw has ever complained about it :D
Drasvin: A sham made of shims
RandomTrivia: Neat
Lysander_salamander: yeah seems believable
misskale: there's actually an engineer joke about a guillotine
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
JadedCynic: OW!
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPoint
RealGamerCow: looks like the right post can be bonked down some?
Arclight_Dynamo: It's funny, but it's not a joke. :P
JadedCynic: I felt that right in my ancestry!
gnyrinn: Yes, but English cars were more aerodynamic going backwards.
pn55: As a Brit, he's not wrong.
JadedCynic: Ian? I hate that you're not even wrong...
IaCthulhuFthagn: Not wrong, but still better than US cars by an order of magnitude.
RandomTrivia: Look, British Leyland had a whole time of it during their strikes, occasionally interrupted by production
patrick_stonecrusher: dee dooop, doobady doop doop
Lysander_salamander: didn't someone send a bunch of clamps to the studio?
RealGamerCow: The level can only go down to 0.2 degrees.
JadedCynic: @RandomTrivia I know, the NERVE!
SquidVorb: I miss removable batteries
Nigouki: pin your bottoms only with consent
patrick_stonecrusher: formalize your fit
Lysander_salamander: are you going to use wooden pins?
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyShrug
Lord_Hosk: I was watching a video where a guy tested joints, a 90 degree butt joint with wood glue, 45 degree miter, Miter with spline, Dowels, biscuts, dovetail and the 90 with just wood glue held 150 lbs, the miter with glue held 180 lbs. no pins screws or dowels... I was shocked.
avi_miller: And then there is Ness, who’s dad is a phone Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: Lysander_salamander they are!
DigitalSeahorse: X
JadedCynic: Geometry! <3
Boon_33: then draw the rest of the Owl
JadedCynic: you magnificent bastard! I read your (text) book!
avi_miller: Then draw the rest of the fucking owl
RandomTrivia: "draw the rest of the fucking guillotine"
misteline: intense
DigitalSeahorse: circle you draw the square around it
RealGamerCow: It works with any rectangle, not just squares
JadedCynic: alex there, with the galaxy brain!
TehAmelie: i'm thinking of the time our 8th grade teacher spent all weekend figuring out how to draw a pentagram using only ruler and compass for us
serramarkov: First, get your compass, then draw your circle. The center of the circle is the center of the poke in your paper.
JadedCynic: I was waiting for it
DigitalSeahorse: drilling gay will be another episode
RandomTrivia: And that's why we have a woodworking surface!
patrick_stonecrusher: science can't find the center of a pentagon
JadedCynic: JIGS! <3
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyShy
RealGamerCow: I need one of those for flush cutting
Lord_Hosk: Its called a "flush cut off saw"
DigitalSeahorse: semi-never vicksyTrash
TemporallyAwry: @Lord_Hosk totally read that as flesh on the first pass. Might be time to go sleep
DigitalSeahorse: even the hammer has a wood pin
Lord_Hosk: It also does that TemporallyAwry
gnyrinn: @Lord_Hosk Not to be confused with the "flesh cut off saw".
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHmm
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDed
goombalax: squeaky wheel gets the kick
JadedCynic: it's the tallest blade of grass that gets cut first...
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Geometry is great, but I've been working on a programing project with a bunch of coordinate math and it tends to melt my brain pretty quickly lrrAWW
RealGamerCow: Time for the graphite!
saucemaster5000: the squeaky guillotine gets the queen
shurtal: the squeeky Guy gets the interviews on MXC
RealGamerCow: It depends on what you're using it for.
DigitalSeahorse: cultured butter?
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Lord_Hosk: Please buy the cheep butter at the store and clarify your own butter
Arclight_Dynamo: Self-lubricating guillotine.
TemporallyAwry: A Good Guillotine needs a few rounds of seasoning before it reaches peak performance
goombalax: the first thing we had to do every day in culinary school is clarify 6 pounds of butter
DigitalSeahorse: Ghee is cultured butter, which is good, I have some in my fridge so it doesn't go too runny
pn55: So we'd be making a "ghee-otine" then?
patrick_stonecrusher: also, use clarified butter for 'special' cooking 😏
OhaiMireiya: a turnip that looks exactly the same shape ...as a thingy
TehAmelie: "the guillotine maker knows the punishment for mistakes and strives above all else to keep their head"
Capt_clown: "Did I tell you about the goblin *HYAK*"
TehAmelie: probably some wittier way to phrase that
serramarkov: Cold? Cold is good! Cold is God's way of telling us to burn more Catholics! - Mrs. Whiteadder.
RandomTrivia: The Great Boo's Up speech is some of the best writing in the whole series
RandomTrivia: Across the whole show, indeed
OhaiMireiya: I was thinking about that episode the other day
DigitalSeahorse: it DOES look like a thingy!
gnyrinn: Not to be confused with a thingy shaped like a turnip.
OhaiMireiya: you appear to be wearing a pair of the devils dumplings!
Master_Gunner: After the first season, their budget got cut drastically... and it got so much better.
IaCthulhuFthagn: The fourth series is a lot tighter than series two and three as well.
saucemaster5000: the first series has Brian Blessed to save it
Capt_clown: the ending of Season 4 still kills me rhiSad
JadedCynic: the first season of ANYTHING tends to be their 'teething phase'
gnyrinn: And Peter Cook as Lawrence Olivier playing Richard III.
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Capt_clown: Yeah, it's devastating.
JadedCynic: @Capt_clown o7 So good
Lord_Hosk: In Canada, Black Adder is available for purchase on Amazon Prime and Apple but not currently streaming
Lord_Hosk: In the US its on Hulu
matthaus_c: let's sand to the tune of Let's Dance
pn55: Yea, Black Adder: Back and Forth
Capt_clown: Or the Christmas special that's a reverse Christmas Carol
TehAmelie: on the flip side "the wise ruler knows, if you punish the guillotine maker's mistakes by using their own product on them , in the long run you just lose all your guillotine makers"
JadedCynic: yeah...
Capt_clown: Yea, Season 7 started going off then Season 8 really beat it into the ground sadly
Juliamon: Her function was 'being idealized'
JadedCynic: she was the aspiration
JadedCynic: @Juliamon exactly
avi_miller: And it really did not work
JadedCynic: "Never meet your idols" is something they found out
Juliamon: Season 9 was a Mistake
avi_miller: I have not seen season 9
RandomTrivia: Red Dwarf X was the first "new" series after the long break
JadedCynic: so it got back to its roots by season 10
Capt_clown: I still need to see the newest season. The Cat will forever be the best character
Driosenth: Everyone can agree the US Pilot of Red Dwarf was god awful
avi_miller: The early seasons are so good
DigitalSeahorse: "I'm gonna eat you, little fishy."
Capt_clown: Like hiking to the boiler room for vacation
DigitalSeahorse: katesNom
Driosenth: Everyone's Dead Dave
IaCthulhuFthagn: What a lovely sound.
JadedCynic: "I loathe you...but you're still better than being all alone"
avi_miller: Now I wanna watch Red Dwarf
Capt_clown: There's even a Table Top but no idea if it's any good
JadedCynic: the credit was an amalgam, like the writers of 'The Expanse'
DigitalSeahorse: that set of books that the memory gets deleted so it can be reread fresh
avi_miller: Wait, there is a Red Dwarf TTG?
Capt_clown: The Wax Droid oh man
DigitalSeahorse: xD
JadedCynic: <3
DigitalSeahorse: katesWot katesSee
RealGamerCow: I always cringe a little whenever I cut sandpaper with scissors, because I know it just RUINS them. But multitool scissors are not exactly high level tools
TheWanderingNomad: What? :D
Capt_clown: Rimmer World was also hilarious
Lord_Hosk: I can get aggressive. SCREW YOU HEAD CHOPPER!
DigitalSeahorse: good thing that wasn't the blade
JadedCynic: the 'return'
Driosenth: The Rimmer roller coaster ride "If you're in trouble he will save the day"
JadedCynic: it got ended for an ages
Shelvish_Fyshstic: Is the cutting edge of the guillotine blade protected already before Alex starts using his makeshift sanding tool...? Safety first! :-)
Driosenth: Robot Wars
RandomTrivia: Craig Charles did Robot Wars
JadedCynic: Coronation Street
JadedCynic: yes
RandomTrivia: Also yes he was in Coronation Street
OhaiMireiya: yeah Coro
DigitalSeahorse: nice
RandomTrivia: That was what he was doing when they visited himi in season 9
JadedCynic: no, he was corrie street - his character was a REAL DICK too
OhaiMireiya: I have never seen Coro, but I know the theme tune =D
DigitalSeahorse: katesPosh Coronation Street
JadedCynic: my parents religiously watched corrie st
DigitalSeahorse: same
JadedCynic: oh my
RandomTrivia: Robert Llewelyn spent years doing Scrapheap Challenge - which now I think about it I realise how much I miss it
Capt_clown: Kudos on making it though Enterprise
Strebenherz: Coming home from an afternoon to night of retail, it gives me great joy to see the "DYI Mini Guillotine" project live
Arclight_Dynamo: I *will* warn you: Discovery only gets watchable in the second season, and only gets good in the third.
DigitalSeahorse: :O
RandomTrivia: Oh that was a good motion
OhaiMireiya: oh that good thunk
Juliamon: Very nice slip.
Lord_Hosk: When you go back and watch Scott Pilgrim Vrs the world, and realize that everyone on that cast was unknown actors other than Michael Cera.
DigitalSeahorse: katesPoggers
call_me_Aras: That was a nice SHUNK
saucemaster5000: I still maintain that, despite not being very good overall, episode by episode Voyager is very entertaining
JadedCynic: NIIIICE
pn55: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Strebenherz: Oh no XD
Drasvin: nakateKoala
avi_miller: Oooo
Capt_clown: That's a very satisfying sound
BalthusHomewood: *laughs in French*
Strebenherz: That's sharpened isn't it
DeM0nFiRe: I think Enterprise had one of the best "alternate universe" episodes just because it was like a totally separate "what if" episode, and wasn't a "omg we have to repair the timeline!" episode
DigitalSeahorse: lucidOwO vicksySpook vicksyPog
pn55: I tiny bit more fine sanding and that'll go down nicely.
silvalunae: this is a bit terrifying
serramarkov: Keep your fingers and other valuables away from the bottom.
pn55: A tiny
Strebenherz: The retail employee in me is smiling
Fruan: Voyagers highs are pretty high, it's just it's lows are real low... and more frequent.
JadedCynic: Voyager was the result of a feud in the writers' room
asthanius: It’s the Racism planet!
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: who was feuding with who
saucemaster5000: Next Gen's lows, to me, were worse than Voyager
RandomTrivia: Mmmmmmm
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
SquidVorb: oog
JadedCynic: Sigh
SquidVorb: oof*
Lysander_salamander: ooog
Strebenherz: Oh no.
Chesul: voyager had an amazing season, which was sadly compressed into a two parter.
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPls nuuuuu
RealGamerCow: subtle as a brick to the nose
Lysander_salamander: Star Trek was rarely subtle
Pazy160: Im still sad Enterprise didnt get the 7 seasons everything else got. I was really into the premise and visuals, it really became something great with season 3 and 4 then just ended.
YeetTheRich_: oh no
YeetTheRich_: "fuck go back"
niccus: so how do you peacebond a guillotine
TehAmelie: i somehow got tired of the heavy handed allegories after like three episodes of TNG i watched when i was like 15
JadedCynic: Apparently Star Trek: Strange New Worlds is really good
OhaiMireiya: sometimes you have to bond over a terrible episode
RandomTrivia: Alex, was that a request? :D
DigitalSeahorse: yes
SnackPak_: that was a satisfying sound
avi_miller: The best part of most Star Trek shows is that while the shows vary wildly in tone, they still mostly feel Star Trek
Fruan: @JadedCynic Strange New Worlds is SO good.
zarbit: Is there a tiny basket also?
Lysander_salamander: I've been re-watching NCIS and boy howdy is it an experience
v_squid: Strange New Worlds is damn near perfect Trek, imho
BalthusHomewood: Clipped that initial Blade Sliding Action
saucemaster5000: I so gotta give Strange New Worlds a go. Picard was sooooo disappointing by season 2
Fruan: @v_squid My only complaint is that there isn't more of it
Arclight_Dynamo: Disco actually gets good in season 3.
Lysander_salamander: I will look it up
Mattmitchell45: Lower Decks! Lower Decks!
DigitalSeahorse: ohno
JadedCynic: Lower Decks IS GOOD
avi_miller: I have heard that Lower Decks is very good
Master_Gunner: Disco improved in S3 and 4, but still wasn't for me
RandomTrivia: AHAHAHAHAHA
DigitalSeahorse: hahahhaha
JadedCynic: Alex, you fool! :D
Arclight_Dynamo: @saucemaster5000 SNW is *good.*
Master_Gunner: Lower Decks and SNW are excellent
Phailhammer: I was doing a bit of an SG1 rewatch with a friend a while back. There's a bunch of stuff that happens a lot earlier than I remembered.
Lysander_salamander: Have you watched the Original Animated Series?
Arclight_Dynamo: Orville is also good.
jchinnock: @Phailhammer same!
Arclight_Dynamo: Orville is Macfarlane saying "I wanted them to give me a Trek series, they didn't, so I made my own."
JadedCynic: I have The Orville on my list...but again, only so many hours of consciousness in a day...
Texan_Reverend: Discovery may not have been your cup of tea, but I _highly_ suggest checking out Strange New Worlds.
TehAmelie: Lower Decks is now a comic book. written by Dinosaur Comics guy
Lord_Hosk: The orville Season 1 is a next gen homage, season 2 and 3 are their own thing and very good.
Capt_clown: oh no....
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
asthanius: …………
Lysander_salamander: oh heck
JadedCynic: maybe skip up to disco 3, and then carry on with SNW
Phailhammer: benginFacepalm
niccus: ah, it's a reverse guillotine
DigitalSeahorse: pegaSass
Capt_clown: rhiSweat rhiSweat rhiSweat
DoodlestheGreat: notsquishY
YeetTheRich_: lrrFINE_HF lrrFINE_HF lrrFINE_HF
DiamondMX: @niccus Does that glue heads back on and rez people?
Fruan: Carrot?
saucemaster5000: oh no poor bartleby went too far
RandomTrivia: Ask and you shall receive https://i.imgur.com/EthoWfq.gif
OhaiMireiya: Choppin' power!
DigitalSeahorse: chop chop pegaYuck lucidOwO
JadedCynic: it literally just shaves the victim's scalp
Capt_clown: "You just Nip the Tip!"
Lord_Hosk: Very small fascist?
saucemaster5000: Mussolini was a very small fascist
YeetTheRich_: @RandomTrivia top tier gif
avi_miller: KotH is another show I have heard that I really should watch
Capt_clown: Wait, which season did Andy deal with a narrow urethra?
JadedCynic: @avi_miller yes.
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDog lucidOwO
JadedCynic: Hey, fellow ULC ministers!
asthanius: Yeah you’re not a mohel
avi_miller: Correct
RandomTrivia: @YeetTheRich_ Thank you
BalthusHomewood: Moiled Again
JadedCynic: yeah, mohel is a specialst
Boon_33: "nip the tip"
Strebenherz: Did he just do a pun?
DiscordianTokkan: The Distinction, or Dick Extinction
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asthanius: Do NOT use the guillotine to preform a circumcision
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyFox1 lucidOwO vicksyFox3
ritchards: "but you have watches on display in the store front!"
Mischievous_Catgeist: if it goes wrong heads will roll
BalthusHomewood: It would make it a brisk affair
DiamondMX: LOL, Alex.
Texan_Reverend: That's also how I am a reverend.
DigitalSeahorse: katesPosh jhnenvGlumpig
JadedCynic: THAT looks like a nice snug fit; that'll hit the neck cleanly
gnyrinn: Oh this moil talk got me thinking of Mel Brook's Robin Hood movie.
pn55: @Mischievous_Catgeist They'll have to wait 'til we fix it though.
OhaiMireiya: are we going to name the guillotine?
JadedCynic: @Texan_Reverend o/\o
DiamondMX: Are we going to name the test subject?
Mischievous_Catgeist: i hope we have a doll or something to test this on..... just for testing purposes
Raincoast_Bear: When they are done that fascist GI Joe is going to get what's coming to him.
DigitalSeahorse: I'll name test subject Putin
Shelvish_Fyshstic: Lol. No offence taken, Ian.
Strebenherz: Cheer500 Tired retail employee. Guillotine DYI? This brings joy.
DiscordianTokkan: I'm half-Dutch, I'll allow it
Mattmitchell45: A Violent Salad!
RealGamerCow: l'chaim!
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
BusTed: FBtouchdown
BalthusHomewood: Cutting people's heads off? You could make a relig-NO DON'T
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
niccus: mazel tov!
pn55: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
YeetTheRich_: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
DoodlestheGreat: SUCCESS!
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHappy vicksyHappy vicksyHappy vicksyHappy
avi_miller: Choppy choppy
RandomTrivia: SUCCESS!
Boon_33: snacks for everyone!
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 - chopped salad
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SnackPak_: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
KWardJenx: Huzzah!!
Lysander_salamander: yay
DiscordianTokkan: yesssssss
Mischievous_Catgeist: now we are cooking
RealGamerCow: Put a dowel in there
Drasvin: FBtouchdown
LordZarano: PrideRise
Master_Gunner: time to make dinner, then
AdeleDawn: lrrHORN
Manwichcannon: rinvixSmash
JadedCynic: GIFFERS - get to work! <3
avi_miller: \o/
DoodlestheGreat: DO IT WITH A HOT DOG
Capt_clown: lrrHERE lrrHERE lrrHERE
Strebenherz: BEAUTIFUL
BalthusHomewood: Slowest Slap-chop ever
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTap vicksyTap vicksyTap
RealGamerCow: THUNK
DiamondMX: That cackling. I am now afraid.
YeetTheRich_: wow thats satisfying
call_me_Aras: DECAPITA-TIIOOOON
Raincoast_Bear: All you tiny aristos watch out!
pn55: I'm so happy you got this to work Alex! lrrSHINE
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asthanius: wheelerOok
bearravenson: You know, I didn't really think I'd actually want one, but that is the most satisfying thing I've sen all week.
DigitalSeahorse: hehhehe
Manwichcannon: Terrifying you mean
SquidVorb: Time to decapitate some ants
WiJohn: The least efficient way of cutting a carrot!
DiscordianTokkan: I thought Ian was going to say "To demonstrate this Full-scale"
DigitalSeahorse: the maniacal laughs
Driosenth: can it do a wooden dowel?
TehAmelie: could surely decapitate some tiny tinpot dictators
JadedCynic: the design (and the handiwork) is SOUND! <3
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPoint vicksyPoint vicksyPoint vicksyTail
Lord_Hosk: 1 head shorter
Mischievous_Catgeist: i think everyone including chat got very giddy
Boon_33: there's a subreddit for things like this...
YeetTheRich_: also look at that timing
Capt_clown: 5 head... make that 4 head... ok 3 head...
OhaiMireiya: Choppin' power!
Rourke9: Thanks for the stream!
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Too_Many_Knives: Easy there Robspierre
OhaiMireiya: thanks for the stream =3
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JadedCynic: o/
DigitalSeahorse: pegaSass
Boon_33: Thanks for the Show!
Fruan: I don't have the skills to mod a Barbie Doll up as Marie Antoinette, so I'm floating the idea out there incase someone else enjoys it as much as I do.
Strebenherz: Thanks, now I want a Guillotine to chop my vegetables
DigitalSeahorse: pegaRIP
ImmortalLen: You've made an excellent automatic circumciser.
JadedCynic: thanks! this was EPIC! <3
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TehAmelie: also a good time for me to sleep, at 5 am. thanks for the stream!
DiscordianTokkan: *clang!*
DigitalSeahorse: katesRip
Mischievous_Catgeist: welcome to the highlight reel
SnackPak_: a pencil!
WiJohn: Alex just getting up to things, hide your pens!
YeetTheRich_: can it chop a magic card?
Strebenherz: Do we need to submit tiny handmade aristocrats?
DigitalSeahorse: tqsHype tqsKnife vicksyRaid lucidOwO
RealGamerCow: I wish you had a mini you could sacrifice
OhaiMireiya: chop some poppets
pn55: Nice!
RealGamerCow: What is your tribe, Alex?
Mischievous_Catgeist: bring the chopchop with you
Strebenherz: Somewhere Bartleby flees the building
YeetTheRich_: lmao
Shelvish_Fyshstic: Yay! More Alex!
Strebenherz: Promo cards should be fine
MAPBoardgames: There should be a Feldon's Cane somewhere.
DigitalSeahorse: paper will dull the blade more though
DiscordianTokkan: Regular Crispy Day!
bearravenson: When you have a guillotine, every problem looks like a fascist.
Texan_Reverend: Huzzah!
saucemaster5000: tonkatsu?
Texan_Reverend: Excited for one of the best holidays.
SnackPak_: it's a holiday
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDog crispy
MAPBoardgames: Yet.
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyBonk
DiscordianTokkan: Croissants are Very nice regular crispy
Manwichcannon: We have extra crispy at home?
BusTed: Maybe it's catching on.
Phosfur: Green apples?
OhaiMireiya: I'll whip up some rice crispy treats then
DoodlestheGreat: Maybe they'll have some potato chips?
MAPBoardgames: Byte Club, HYPE!
Driosenth: I have a cheddar bacon jalapeno Croissant for regular crispy day
saucemaster5000: v--v
RealGamerCow: it's so good
Capt_clown: gdqFaithPOP gdqFaithPOP
DigitalSeahorse: titty
DiscordianTokkan: We get to find out what a Messy Crit when trying to understand Enochian (possibly) does!
RealGamerCow: I haven't been able to catch it live but have watched all the VOD
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Fruan: The interplay between Jacob and Adam is absolutely astonishing. I don't mean to undersell everyone else, because they're all great, but Adam+Jacob= Laugh until you hurt.
Nigouki: It started as eroge
DiamondMX: It's a pretty good eroge, too.
SK__Ren: Lol, I mean yeah its kinda was
Nigouki: then got sanitized when it got popular
Gekyouryuu: it had like 3 or 4 sex scenes, iirc
DigitalSeahorse: vicksySip
tehfewl: Mana Transfer is symbolic for sex
DoodlestheGreat: Kinda like Popotan?
Gekyouryuu: because it came out when "you NEED sex to sell"
RandomTrivia: They'd like you to forget its ero-gins lrrBEEJ
Phosfur: Top to Bottom Ian? Really?
Gekyouryuu: memes are the deepest lore
Strebenherz: @Phosfur LUL
MAPBoardgames: Streaming is a spectator sport.
Juliamon: Tune in for more greed and more wolf war drama
DigitalSeahorse: jhnenvSus
Nigouki: oh hey, Fate franchise turned 18 this year, so it can go back to being lewd again
DigitalSeahorse: tqsWow
JadedCynic: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: tqsNoted
DeM0nFiRe: nice
RandomTrivia: Nice
DigitalSeahorse: xD
MAPBoardgames: Good catch!
DigitalSeahorse: nice
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Ian and Alex! lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
KWardJenx: Thank you!
OhaiMireiya: chop it thats the poppet
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
DigitalSeahorse: tqsKnife tqsSpoon
JadedCynic: o/
Gulleko: lrrSHINE bexyLURK
Strebenherz: Thank you for the stream!
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
DoodlestheGreat: G'nite, folks.
Phailhammer: cya :)
Strebenherz: "Are you chiseling a carrot?" xD
pn55: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
62MGcobra: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
OhaiMireiya: =3
Mischievous_Catgeist: <3 great stream
RandomTrivia: Good catch gif incoming
RandomTrivia: Can't really do anything about the text but it captures the moment https://i.imgur.com/2lORHfN.gif
MAPBoardgames: Well done, @RandomTrivia
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
DigitalSeahorse: I hope for a gif of the maniacal laughter when the smooth drop happened
DigitalSeahorse: lucidOwO vicksyPoint lucidLUL pegaSass
RandomTrivia: [working...]
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyAww
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyNoU missed using this when they talked about chopping cards
BalthusHomewood: @digitalseahorse I clipped both moments 😊
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHeart
RandomTrivia: @DigitalSeahorse If you're still here, I'm almost there
DigitalSeahorse: yay!
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHype
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHug thank you