Solid_Fuel: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Serge is in the Play it Forward hot seat checking out Cult of the Lamb! Game: Cult of the Lamb) at Fri 09:00 AM PDT (24m from now).
beowuuf: oh, totally forgot about the PiF, cool
beowuuf: oh weird, no PiF tomorrow but it *is* regular crisp day? seabatClap tiltyhPLS lunarj1Heart
Juliamon: Serge is hoping to finish today
beowuuf: that makes sense :)
beowuuf: ooh, title change
LoadingReadyRun: FBtouchdown
beowuuf: FBtouchdown sergeHi
beowuuf: no joke i went to click fbtouchdown and somehow got off by one'd
LoadingReadyRun: i start early and make my own rules
beowuuf: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
beowuuf: We run on cult time around here #NotACult
LoadingReadyRun: the early cult gets the god worm
beowuuf: Leto II ?
joallthedogs: sergeHi
Nuha: the line!
LoadingReadyRun: the line
beowuuf: seabatClap
joallthedogs: The Line
Alma_v: The Line
beowuuf: ๐“ฃ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ ๐“›๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฎ
TXC2: the line
LordZarano: ๐•‹๐•™๐•– ๐•ƒ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•–
Sarah_Serinde: Okay this stream is a good time to have lunch right, nothing gross ever happens here :P
TXC2: here we GO!
beowuuf: poo knows?
relaxorcist: mmrLove mmrPride mmrLove mmrPride mmrLove
Sarah_Serinde: beowuuf lrrWOW
TXC2: Hello Serge
beowuuf: morning!
GDwarble subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 101 months!
GDwarble: Culting 101: Don't eat the poop
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meaninglessMeg: Good morning!
TXC2: the final cult down
Beleqwaya: I have the answer to that question!
beowuuf: though if you find it a comfortable amount of poop, we don't judge
beowuuf: @TXC2 sergeJustRight
Sarah_Serinde: Our god is nothing if not benevolent
TXC2: !patreon
SportyMusic: If you believe hard enough any god could be the real one lol
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beowuuf: diviniteez nuts
TXC2: !store
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Uzumaki15 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 37 months!
Uzumaki15: The Liiiiiiine!
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beowuuf: ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐‹๐ข๐ง๐ž
Nuha: the line
meaninglessMeg: The Line!
TXC2: The line
joallthedogs: The Line
BusTed: Smash it! Wait...
Juliamon: The Line
LordZarano: ๐‘ป๐’‰๐’† ๐‘ณ๐’Š๐’๐’†
spurius: what cult? I was told this is not a cult
Beleqwaya: So Serge, the REASON there is so much poop is because your cult followers are all <animals>. Most animals are only able to properly obtain vitamins and certain nutrients by consuming scat - the first digestive pass weakens the outside shells or fibre allowing the second pass to absorb critical nutrients.
joallthedogs: #notacult
beowuuf: that's the line of heretic statues, available from the giftshop
duckace11: oh boy serge ready for some puns?
Beleqwaya: Sorry Serge, as a Biology teacher I can't leave such easy bio lessons hanging. ^_^
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Serge continues his play through of Cult of the Lamb this afternoon on Play it Forward! ๐Ÿ“ท ||
duckace11: I'm a bit upset because it seems as if my "work" laptop seems louder then my game laptop for some reason
beowuuf: spacev7Butt
joallthedogs: wiggle
mowdownjoe subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 47 months!
mowdownjoe: The Line...
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TXC2: time for one last wiggle
gamercat88: Squid1 Squid4 wiggle
GDwarble: Ah, I see I must've died in a previous stream, gonna have to go back at some point and see. :P
patta93 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 12 months!
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beowuuf: ๐”—๐”ฅ๐”ข ๐”๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”ข
Critterbot: Tribute chest?
LordZarano: Wษจ๊žก๊žกล‚ษ‡ ๊ž˜รธ๊žง ลฆฤงษ‡ ร˜ล‚ฤ‘ ๊ž รธฤ‘
joallthedogs: The Line
MrSarkhan: sergeHi sergeHi
MrSarkhan: Hello cult friends
TXC2: hello MrSarkhan welcome
beowuuf: sergeHi #NotACult
Vanbael subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 92 months!
Vanbael: All hail the lamb lord!
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duckace11: Serge you gorgot the word "not" during that last introduction and called it a cult
beowuuf: โ‚œโ‚•โ‚‘ โ‚—แตขโ‚™โ‚‘
SmithKurosaki subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 29 months!
SmithKurosaki: #notacult
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GhostValv: sergePeek
Arael15 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 55 months!
Arael15: another month of not unsubbing
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joallthedogs: The Line
beowuuf: ๐•ฟ๐–๐–Š ๐•ท๐–Ž๐–“๐–Š
Nenluen subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 72 months!
Nenluen: #notacult
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Beleqwaya: Ague: malaria or some other illness involving fever and shivering.
Vanbael: very balanced
beowuuf: sounds good (the line)
TXC2: sounds fine
SportyMusic: Sound is good
joallthedogs: sounds good, game sounds slightly louder than you though
morbis237: That sword looks way too much like Soul Edge, from Soul Calibur
Beleqwaya: The literal only benefit to being sick: Watching streams live.
Beleqwaya: That's right! Save me Serge!
wildpeaks: Greetings fellow cultists lrrGOAT
TXC2: hello wildpeaks welcome
CaptainSpam: It's an avatar thing.
beowuuf: the rules are 2 false gods, or one submission to the cult
Beleqwaya: I feel like you are trying to usurp the role of your divine benefactor
duckace11: ah yes the Tourach situtation
wildpeaks: it seems like the hat is giving us the powers, so maybe a symbiotic godhood ?
mowdownjoe: What's that old line? "If someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'yes!'"
ninjapufft subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months!
ninjapufft: Serge the Demigod has a nice ring to it
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Crokoking: you'll have to take that up with your boss ^^
SportyMusic: id imagine it be like a royal family thing "marry into godhood"
duckace11: ThnX jo
beowuuf: sergeSip sergeThankJo
joallthedogs: The Line
Vanbael: The Line
beowuuf: ๐“ฃ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ ๐“›๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฎ
DiscordianTokkan subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 86 months!
DiscordianTokkan: I really need to pick up this game.
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beowuuf: Let me tell you sabout this god called zeus....
wildpeaks: Praise parallelism
TXC2: "taking" is the VERY literal sense
SportyMusic: thats called planning ahead Kappa
HorusFive: So you need one of your parents to marry into divinity?
Beleqwaya: Lick it!
mowdownjoe: SMASH
MrSarkhan: seduce it!
duckace11: Sell it
wildpeaks: Smash
morbis237: So.... get your parents to marry a god and you too can be a god?
LordZarano: Hug it!
joallthedogs: Smash it
beowuuf: buy it from the giftshop?
Splosion: Depends on if you can get dipped in some Styx juice. You can be mostly a demigod.
CaptainSpam: Engage it in theological debate!
wildpeaks: ow
kumatsu: RIP in Peace
Splosion: Yay! Murder!
beowuuf: lrrWOW
TXC2: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
duckace11: well if we are going off of the Kane Chronicles therory you could also be possessed by a god and get there powers
Crokoking: If we believe God of War you have to kill a lot of gods to become one ^^
Vanbael: !advice
LRRbot: Wash off that goo.
beowuuf: RIW (rest in wiggle)
Juliamon: I mean, he was old...
duckace11: end of the line
ZethRuss subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 97 months!
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mowdownjoe: Probably only a half-heart because you sacced someone in old age? There was a life bar underneath the person you sacced.
MaraSadow subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 36 months!
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beowuuf: end of the line / the line (out with the old, in with the new :p )
joallthedogs: The Line
duckace11: The line
Vanbael: The Line
Beleqwaya subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 36 months!
Beleqwaya: The Line
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wildpeaks: I never use this power, would younger ones give more hearts ?
Splosion: Hit 'em with the goo!
TXC2: wildpeaks probably
duckace11: Serge I'm confused if it's #notacult then what are you introducing these new fallowers to?
EDH420: too many games use this art style these days, not really a fan
Splosion: Just git gud as a leader and no followers have to be sac'ed
wildpeaks: "just don't die *taps forehead*"
TXC2: duckace11 it's like I can't believe it's not butter, but for religious organizations Kappa
wildpeaks: :D
Splosion: Just dip yourself in this here Lazarus Pit. Surely it won't have any side effects
Sarah_Serinde: Smash!
mowdownjoe: SMASH
MrSarkhan: convert it!
joallthedogs: Smash!
duckace11: Sell!
LordZarano: Bop it!
Vanbael: SMASH!
beowuuf: double check it still has the correct name and mana cost?
Splosion: Twist it!
Our_oBoros: Lick it to claim it as your own!
wildpeaks: why are we going to the boss again, going for the "beat it without getting hit" cheevo ?
Sarah_Serinde: wildpeaks I think we lost to it last time, I forget
Sarah_Serinde: Pretty sure Serge isn't going for that achievement though
ExachixKitsune subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 84 months!
ExachixKitsune: The Line
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wildpeaks: hmm I thought the broken statues don't have the shortcut to the boss until after you beat it
Sarah_Serinde: It also might've just been a quest for items
Juliamon: He's grinding for shards for a follower quest
wildpeaks: it is a super cool design for a boss though
Splosion: Y'ever just fight a Bishop...and wrong?
ExachixKitsune: dps! dps!
avi_miller: Serge out here playing Touhou Kappa
joallthedogs: sergeGG
TehAmelie: oh hi
wildpeaks: woohoo
avi_miller: sergeGG
Alma_v: sergeGG
ExachixKitsune: sergeGG sergeGG pearlieGG pearlieGG
TXC2: hello TehAmelie welcome
joallthedogs: The Line
beowuuf: ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐‹๐ข๐ง๐ž
ExachixKitsune: The Line
Vanbael: The Line!
TXC2: the line
Sarah_Serinde: Serge listened to me for once Kappa
beowuuf: and every once in a blue moon you've listened to her :p
wildpeaks: another dot in the line
Sarah_Serinde: ouch :D
Uzumaki15: And yet he still won't let you eat poop :P
xantos69: Ok, just catching this for the first time. What's the elevator pitch for this game?
beowuuf: cute cult
Sarah_Serinde: Uzumaki15 I don't think I've ever asked for that and I'm fine with it :P
Dragoknight101: @xantos69 Stardew Valley, but religious
duckace11: Be lamb do cult
ExachixKitsune: @xantos69 Townbuilding + Roguelike ARPG combat
Krauser428: ah cult of the lamb! love this game
wildpeaks: stardew valley meets the binding of isaac
Splosion: Why not make a farm plot for each food? Is it resources?
Krauser428: man just get your cultists to do this grunt work
beowuuf: #NotACult
Dragoknight101: The Cult of Bofa
duckace11: Ew dirty hands while cooking
Splosion: Bring me in as a cultist and I'll manage your farms to a tee. Or die, one of the two!
onl1_mar: eww
Krauser428: you're literally a messiah tho ๐Ÿคฃ
beowuuf: Justin, Benevolent Leader
Splosion: Love me and give me all you have, including your deaths.
wildpeaks: "you're positively glowing"
beowuuf: @Dragoknight101 What's a cult?
joallthedogs: wiggle
Krauser428: wiggle for the old gods lmaoooo
onl1_mar: ??
wildpeaks: wiggly lines
onl1_mar: TwitchUnity
Krauser428: claws aren't terrible
duckace11: Cheer50 oh what a terrible web we weave while dealing with the spider god
wildpeaks: they all have their advantage, claws a nice balance of range vs speed
tyrsredritehand: Fancy seeing Serge here. sergePrideLove
Krauser428: harvest bb
Vanbael: !badadvice
LRRbot: Punch the axe.
Vanbael: Lrrbot is aware today
Splosion: Sir! Sir! This is a future Wendy's! Please stop shooting fireballs at me!
TXC2: lrrbot is always aware, watching...waiting
tyrsredritehand: Is Snerge infecting Lrrbot?
Vanbael: lrrbot, the true guardian of the line?
Sarah_Serinde: Why would Snerge need to do that?
DEATHlikescats: how goes taking down god?
Sarah_Serinde: LRRbot was self-aware long before Snerge was even born ;)
Beleqwaya: what if LRRBot was the God all along?
duckace11: There is nothing that can be said that won't convince me that LRRbot isn't just a paul clone set 15 seconds in the future
kumatsu: Praise the false god sergeSnerge
tyrsredritehand: Why does Snrege do anything?
mowdownjoe: Snerge exists in all universes... Kappa
beowuuf: sergeSnerge BOP
Manae: Did we ever find out why the grass is full of bones?
tyrsredritehand: sergeSnerge
Invitare: what are skeletons made of?
Juliamon: Alas, no
GDwarble: This game is set before the invention of boneless grass, is all
Splosion: I'd like to be a cultist!
CaptainSpam: The grass isn't full of bones. The bones are trapped in here with the grass!
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah not that I'm aware of. Could be one or two folks lurking?
mowdownjoe: I think the queue emptied a stream ago.
Vanbael: wait you fan sign up?
Vanbael: sign*
Splosion: How does one do this?
avi_miller: I would be willing, but I am not a mod here
Sarah_Serinde: I wouldn't ping them if they're not speaking up though
beowuuf: serge, shouldn't you also be a follower? :p
Juliamon: Only mods can sign up
Sarah_Serinde: Oh avi_miller we've been taking Serge mods too :)
Splosion: ah.
Vanbael: ah ^.^
mowdownjoe: Alas, if only Twitch integration wdidn't spam us with notifications...
joallthedogs: Sure
Lord_Pi_: It's made for finches but humans can drink it too
xantos69: Hang on....LRR is NOT a cult? Then what the heck have I signed up for?
Invitare: normally you are in Jo's cult
kumatsu: This explains so much
Beleqwaya: @xantos69 Don't worry, the Runners are TOTALLY a cult.
Splosion: I was here specifically to be in a Canadian Comedy Cult of Spoopiness.
beowuuf: try not to sacrifice Jo or else it could get awkward *and* chat would tun on you :p
joallthedogs: Smash!
duckace11: SELL!
Splosion: SMOOCH IT
DEATHlikescats: there's an extension via the non-mobile Twitch site that lets you enter a lottery for each new cult member
mowdownjoe: HULK SMASH
Vanbael: SMASH
Splosion: Wait.
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: Even the weakest radish can get strong with the stone demon's power.
beowuuf: smash the state!
LordZarano: Spin it!
DEATHlikescats: it's super cool
tyrsredritehand: #NotACult
TXC2: xantos69 it's #NotACult for tax purposes
Vanbael: !goodadvice
wildpeaks: challenge it to a staring contest
joallthedogs: @beowuuf I know what I signed up for. :p
beowuuf: @beowuuf :D
onl1_mar: CurseLit Hi!!
Krauser428: I was thinking that too, fireballs are too Op
onl1_mar: <3 :D
wildpeaks: ohh, all the axes
Beleqwaya: Ahh Fireball. Balanced in every game.
duckace11: Cheer50 stubling into three of your favorite weapon in one room was no Ax-ident there
wildpeaks: three axes, what is this, a coordinate system ?
beowuuf: rewarded by original god
onl1_mar: You play to good!!! B)
beowuuf: surely
joallthedogs: oh no!
MrSarkhan: No!
onl1_mar: NOOOOOO
Beleqwaya: Dude, you LITERALLY sacrificed Serge in the first place. You brought this on yourself.
onl1_mar: :( :( :( :( :(
Vanbael: nooooo!
wildpeaks: you don't haave to kill them
Krauser428: KEKW
BusTed: NotLikeThis
CaptainSpam: Ben Ben Ben!
MrSarkhan: Not both Bens!
Sarah_Serinde: !clips
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TXC2: !clips
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joallthedogs: We are Benless
Eklinaar: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
GDwarble: Bentrayal!
wildpeaks: aww
LazyC0Mmander: Excellent!
DEATHlikescats: ok I love this
beowuuf: clearly they ran at your sword, as is tradition Kappa
kumatsu: L + Ratio + Benless
HorusFive: They shoulda loyalty'd harder
Vanbael: :(
MrSarkhan: More like Beens now
tyrsredritehand: Whelp, Looks like we're going to need another Ben.
onl1_mar: Noo
mowdownjoe: benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor
TheThirdTail: benginTraitor
joallthedogs: oooh noooo
beowuuf: oh no
onl1_mar: :(
duckace11: that seems to be on brand for ben however
Masslost: Time for other Ben Ben?
onl1_mar: ;(
Beleqwaya: I mean, you can choose both, it will just take awhile
CrazymattCaptain: only one or one at a time?
NUTSOFODEN: bring back neither to not pick
onl1_mar: to bad...
beowuuf: are either in chat? will vods exist afterwards?
Yondaime233: you clearly bring back Ben Kappa
DEATHlikescats: roll for Ben returnal
Eklinaar: Ask them to choose and watch the Canadian Standoff unfold
HorusFive: inside you are 2 Bens, and you can only keep one
TXC2: which of your Bens do you love more? it's Serge's choice! Kappa
beowuuf: go with ben ben and claim it's both bens in one body, tuvix style
onl1_mar: R) ;p :) :( :D >( :Z O_o B) :O <3 :/ ;) :p
onl1_mar: O_o
DEATHlikescats: @beowuuf masterful move
onl1_mar: R) ;p :) :( :D >( :Z O_o B) :O <3 :/ ;) :p
Invitare: just don't revive either of them, problem solved
TXC2: beowuuf so Ben Whulmer ?
onl1_mar: :/
joallthedogs: lrrWHEELER lrrBEN sergeSip
Sarah_Serinde: onl1_mar Please don't spam emotes
onl1_mar: :Z
SpleenLord: The Axe
beowuuf: @TXC2 so tough, which of the bens that you brutally killed do you bring back, after the brutal killing? And which remains brutally killed. By you. What has a person done to suffer such a horrible choice? :p
beowuuf: @TXC2 yes!
Niahlah: Tsk, Tsk, Serge is being a "Baaaah'd Boy"
TheThirdTail: thicckitty
AnjaBech subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 5 months!
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beowuuf: ๐•ฟ๐–๐–Š ๐•ท๐–Ž๐–“๐–Š
Krauser428: Sadge
beowuuf: when someone asks, and *they're* a god, you still say yes
onl1_mar: the 3 is to god
adi_pie: If you buy Ambrosia, you can romance Thanatos
Beleqwaya: But gift bag
onl1_mar: yds
DEATHlikescats: katesRip nikasaRIP nikasaUhoh
Juliamon: Bear?
SpleenLord: Bear?
Krauser428: bear?
onl1_mar: hi
onl1_mar: yes
duckace11: But adi_pie Thanatos would be a false god in this game
joallthedogs: Smash!
Sarah_Serinde: Smash!
LordZarano: Pull it!
duckace11: SELL!
ContingentCat: pray?
TXC2: time to SMASH
onl1_mar: Smash!
Vanbael: always smash
wildpeaks: axe it questions
Uzumaki15: What if we eat the false idol instead?
beowuuf: anyone ever worry that these aren't false gods? i mean...smash it!
ContingentCat: !findquote idol
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
onl1_mar: you are good player :D
wildpeaks: they'll drop after a moment, it's on a timer
Juliamon: Uh-oh, Defrost is rebelling
mowdownjoe: I've seen some glitches with these spider enemies...
beowuuf: !findquote idle
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
PipeSmokingOwl: lord of the. rings?
DEATHlikescats: ah noooo death blosom
SpleenLord: Batman?
mowdownjoe: Defrost is rebelling, someone is sick, and we had an old age death. We need bodies for the cult.
Veggiekeks: poggifers, fetch me my most adept gamer
niccus: aren't they all about gamers
onl1_mar: B)
kumatsu: I'm pretty sure we're past the timer on spoilers on that novel SeriousSloth
TXC2: the one with the homophobic author? that one?
Eklinaar: They could have just put an arcade cabinet in a trailer park, I think that's easier
lirazel64: Why no Serge?
DEATHlikescats: !findquote cult
LRRbot: Quote #7074: "Although, isn't any Bedroom a cult room when you think about it?" โ€”TQ [2020-07-26]
Juliamon: 6/9 nice
ContingentCat: nice
beowuuf: sergeJustRight
Vanbael: nice
LazyC0Mmander: The better question is, is it a good sci-fi novel?
onl1_mar: is this finally ?? The spider?
onl1_mar: good
LazyC0Mmander: Oh ok so not Ready Player One then I assume.
onl1_mar: TTours
TXC2: LazyC0Mmander I presume Serge meant Ender's Game
onl1_mar: good selection
beowuuf: the enemy's god is down?
onl1_mar: โœจvaleโœจ
DEATHlikescats: I thought he was referring to The Last Starfighter @txc2 but I think you're right
Vanbael: smash?
LordZarano: Eat it!
ExachixKitsune: Smash it
joallthedogs: Smash!
ContingentCat: !smash
LRRbot: Sakurai has left. His planet needed him.
duckace11: sell!
onl1_mar: Smash it1
beowuuf: this is like serge's version of the jar quesiton now, isn't it?
ExachixKitsune: Juliamon : Sell for prophet?
tyrsredritehand: Both authors problematic for different reasons :(
duckace11: Kitsune I've been saying that for weeks
Our_oBoros: You... suck on it?!
ContingentCat: you put in in smash, as you are not a coward?
LazyC0Mmander: Steal its shit first, AND THEN SMASH IT!
Niahlah: @ExachixKitsune Sell THE prophet?
Gadora: But what if the altar is a glass jar with someone inside?
duckace11: no you sell and Turn a prophet
beowuuf: for when brain gets too big
onl1_mar: 3 2 1 Figth!!
BusTed: ๐Ÿค”
TheThirdTail: Are we the baaahddies?
Niahlah: Does that make the guy that sells tarot cards a Prophet-eer?
DEATHlikescats: only the good guys worry about being bad guys
avi_miller: We could never be the baddies?.. right?โ€ฆ Right?
HorusFive: How could we not be the good guys when we serve such a just and loving god
tyrsredritehand: The Smiling god?
onl1_mar: what is the best adept to you??
LazyC0Mmander: @deathlikescats So what we've learned is that every sci-fi novel lies to gamers, hence why I can't read!
onl1_mar: deb
beowuuf: look, would bad guys have skulls on their uniform?
onl1_mar: @
onl1_mar: noo
mtvcdm: Welp
onl1_mar: Uh
niccus: horace?
Juliamon: scorponerd
DEATHlikescats: @lazyc0mmander haha! the only way to win is not to play!
onl1_mar: JJAJJAB in 1 minute
tyrsredritehand: The Hauras heracy
joallthedogs: sergeGG
TXC2: who knew that carcininaztion would come for scorpions
ExachixKitsune: sergeFriend
onl1_mar: GG
Vanbael: new friend!
avi_miller: sergeGG sergeFriend
mtvcdm: Oliver!
Niahlah: it's Bat-Man
onl1_mar: YEAH JAJAJAA
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ExachixKitsune: "Hey BEEEEEEEEEEEEEJ get the Bat!"
Juliamon: The Line
joallthedogs: The Line
beowuuf: ๐•ฟ๐–๐–Š ๐•ท๐–Ž๐–“๐–Š
avi_miller: The Line
TXC2: the line
Vanbael: the line
duckace11: ah man. the puns
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ContingentCat: the line
onl1_mar: The line
TheWanderingNomad: The Line?
Juliamon: Now to shove Defrost in jail
Sarah_Serinde: Someone's angry :D
LordZarano: ๐‘๐ค๐ฉ ๐›๐ฎ๐‘๐ฉ
onl1_mar: yeah
Beleqwaya: You did kill 2 followers
mowdownjoe: Defrost.
MrSarkhan: Defrost spreading lies about our #NotACult
niccus: the village can't abide by being benless
beowuuf: two followers became dead
onl1_mar: ys but for shamara oblig
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
avi_miller: Clearly you need better propaganda
joallthedogs: Bring a Ben back to appease them
beowuuf: oh no
ExachixKitsune: AnimeKitty no!
joallthedogs: F
TheWanderingNomad: F
Sarah_Serinde: benginRip
Vanbael: F
onl1_mar: noo๐Ÿ˜ญ
avi_miller: F
beowuuf: o7
MrSarkhan: Not a good day to be a cult member
tyrsredritehand: Adam brought beef
DEATHlikescats: kates7
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
LazyC0Mmander: Wonder if there's goYOU ARE A FALZE PROPHET!!!
joallthedogs: I like their frumpy faces.
ExachixKitsune: oh wow this is... way less people
Niahlah: lrrSPOOPY lrrSPOOPY lrrSPOOPY
Masslost: Didnโ€™t the cult get two new members?
beowuuf: lrrWOW
TheWanderingNomad: Wow this is a grisly cult :D
mtvcdm: Retail ages you quickly, Serge
GDwarble: It's almost as if spending people like coins has unfortunate repercussions :P
Sarah_Serinde: Masslost Yes, we'll get to them
Juliamon: come at me bro
TXC2: money on Juliamon
Juliamon: ow
onl1_mar: the ritual dont do.fe
joallthedogs: F
beowuuf: i mean we all knew
TehAmelie: how few people can you have before you're really not a cult?
Sarah_Serinde: No shes lost
beowuuf: oh no
DEATHlikescats: katesRip nikasaRIP nikasaUhoh
onl1_mar: yes
Sarah_Serinde: LazyC0Mmander Easy on the capslock please
duckace11: define everyone
wildpeaks: "good news, meat's back on the menu"
joallthedogs: James the 5th?
LazyC0Mmander: Who's James?
beowuuf: ben. ben, you are both too precious to me, so neither of you are coming back....
Critterbot: James: It never ends...
joallthedogs: The Line
onl1_mar: you need 25 adepts tl do the finally jef
beowuuf: ๐•ฟ๐–๐–Š ๐•ท๐–Ž๐–“๐–Š
Vanbael: the line
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rentar42: Come back James!
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ContingentCat: ๐“ฃ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ ๐“›๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฎ
avi_miller: The Line
onl1_mar: yes
ExachixKitsune: The Line
onl1_mar: yes 25
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Beleqwaya: Need some more people
ExachixKitsune: ~wiggles~
Sarah_Serinde: Flawless leadership
Niahlah: If you cannabalize them it'll be the great big PASTA in the sky
beowuuf: go to bed, wakeupsuper
joallthedogs: wiggle
TXC2: wiggle
Astramentha: wiggle
dougma: o/ #NotNotACult boop & poop
beowuuf: the wiggle
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TXC2: cultsona
tyrsredritehand: ChickenJo?
duckace11: careful now given enough time Jo will be running the cult
dougma: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
Sarah_Serinde: So Serge, Avi volunteered to join too
ContingentCat: yup sounds like Jo
joallthedogs: It shall be done
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LazyC0Mmander: My sona is a fursuiter.
adi_pie: Ravynn being a heretic sounds correct
avi_miller: Yup
avi_miller: Hi
KV1NN4: :B
Sarah_Serinde: oh adi_pie I forget, you haven't joined us as a follower yet, have you? Do you want to next time we have the opportunity?
avi_miller: Cat :3 and something dark colored
beowuuf: sergeModLove
joallthedogs: sergeModLove
Vanbael: <3 mods
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beowuuf: ๐•ฟ๐–๐–Š ๐•ท๐–Ž๐–“๐–Š
ExachixKitsune: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
ContingentCat: sergeModLove
joallthedogs: The Line
avi_miller: Thank you friend!
Vanbael: the line
DEATHlikescats: bootie5Mods bootie5Mods bootie5Mods bootie5Mods bootie5Mods bootie5Mods
ninjapufft: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
adi_pie: I'm fine either way. I don't know that I strictly want to poop in the middle of town square, which I'm told is a frequent occurence. :P
mowdownjoe: The Line
LordZarano: ลขฤฅรจ ฤนรฌรฑรจ
Beleqwaya: What does the Variant tab actually do?
avi_miller: Perfect
joallthedogs: sergeJustRight
Juliamon: Some animals have neat patterns
TehAmelie: i like that your followers don't level up, you level them up
LordZarano: @Beleqwaya Facepaint mostly
Sarah_Serinde: ongWiggle
trevorwisn: are you on fnpf tonight serge?
Juliamon: oopsie whoopsie
MrSarkhan: Oops
duckace11: I'm not at liberity to say
TehAmelie: "you wouldn't let a body go to waste"
Critterbot: >_>
MrSarkhan: grave?
Astramentha: grave
trevorwisn: freezer
Vanbael: ground tomb
Sarah_Serinde: Look we all forget random words sometimes
LazyC0Mmander: Wonder if this game will get DLCs.
Invitare: Cadaver Pit
KV1NN4: Evidence Hidey Hole?
avi_miller: My new band: The Body Holes
dontupanic: skelleton hatchery
beowuuf: welp, clearly serge have never dug a body hole, given he very convincingly did not know the word for it. 220 witnesses can testify when the bodies of the two bens are found
TehAmelie: Downloadable Cults?
kumatsu: This is my Body Hole, it was made for me
TXC2: avi_miller first album: this hole was made for me?
LazyC0Mmander: Really they're all good answers! Except latrine, that's a terrible answer...
duckace11: I would think that the first albulm for the body holes would be something along the lines of Six feet deep
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TXC2: LazyC0Mmander of course not, no one's ever had to dig a latrine Kappa
avi_miller: The Line
LordZarano: ๐„๐Œท๐Œด L๐Œน๐Œฝ๐Œด
beowuuf: ๐•ฟ๐–๐–Š ๐•ท๐–Ž๐–“๐–Š
HorusFive: Hole's first album was "Pretty on the Inside" according to WikiP
Invitare: which sent?
Invitare: dis sent
LazyC0Mmander: So sad AnimeKitty died of XCom.
kusinohki: !findquote hole
LRRbot: Quote #1200: "You could just be a hole." โ€”Paul [2015-11-30]
Eklinaar: Getting XCOMed would be dying the way I had lived.
TXC2: !hole
LRRbot: A hole is just a vertical cave.
adi_pie: Yes, God? Is that you?
adi_pie: Do we have pandas? If not, some sort of beetle
adi_pie: Bear works
ExachixKitsune: can you colour the bear panda colours?
ContingentCat: panda adjacent
adi_pie: Love it
joallthedogs: good effort
TehAmelie: a para.panda
TehAmelie: para-panda
TXC2: you've join the wrong not a cult :p
Manae: Against sacrifice? But you can soon Be a sacrifice!
ExachixKitsune: I am in the cult, and I am still alive right
lirazel64: Me?
Sarah_Serinde: lirazel64 Serge is doing mods and crew members
CAKHost: Do you have sloths?
beowuuf: If you sacrifice paul we riot
avi_miller: Is there a sloth?
Invitare: Paul would never join a cult
lirazel64: aha!
DEATHlikescats: bushy beard goodness
Invitare: he would run one though
tyrsredritehand: You can have paul and his clones
Eklinaar: @beowuuf There are spares though
LordZarano: lrrSLOTH
beowuuf: @Invitare he might create one
joallthedogs: wiggle
ExachixKitsune: best quality the wiggles
TXC2: wiggle first, then banana
DEATHlikescats: katesJam
mowdownjoe: The good thing about Paul is we can make all our future cultists Paul clones.
beowuuf: @beowuuf ah, ok, my headcanon is that this is one of the clones then, thank you :D
Sarah_Serinde: Don't you insult my butt, it's a perfectly good butt
TXC2: they're all good butts bront
Sarah_Serinde: :D
ContingentCat: !findbutts
LRRbot: Behind you.
avi_miller: All butts are perfect
kusinohki: not touching those butts with a 10 ft pole...
beowuuf: it's perfect good, butt...
IbunWest: prawnzWave
Critterbot: Roguelite.
joallthedogs: Revenge the Bens
niccus: oh no james is sick
Juliamon: They just made James super sick
Sarah_Serinde: Aw and James just came back too
avi_miller: If James dies againโ€ฆ
beowuuf: oh no did james start using the lickability scale again?
Sarah_Serinde: Wake up from death and then get super sick, ouch
TXC2: beowuuf :D
Sarah_Serinde: beowuuf gabyLul
beowuuf: to be fair james is supposed to still be on holiday, so... :P
TheElrad: @avi_miller I mean, it's starting to look like its on purpose from James's side
adi_pie: Congrats to the spider. It's a big step.
avi_miller: Never has to sleep, just like in real life (laughs nervously)
TXC2: avi_miller has to and gets to are different things Kappa
kusinohki: never have to sleep - blessing or curse??
duckace11: oh Avi I didn't know you were a warlock who took that ablility
TheElrad: @kusinohki that depends on if I can stay up without my body and mind being tired, and if I can sleep when I want to or not
TXC2: kusinohki 100000% a Curse
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh
LazyC0Mmander: Yes!
ExachixKitsune: done
adi_pie: I don't see a downside
tyrsredritehand: Ok
TheElrad: sneep
SpleenLord: That's my life
avi_miller: Absolutely
HorusFive: What is the question? That's all upside
Our_oBoros: Yes!
TheThirdTail: So insomnia? I already have that
rentar42: Yes! I already don't sleep, I've got a kid. So the only difference is optional naps!
Invitare: "I AM THE LORE"
Eklinaar: ask Cameron
beowuuf: so now you know we want this, what do we have to give up? nap whenever you want, but cannot feel your right foot?
kusinohki: sounds good to me. right now I only nap when I don't want to
Beleqwaya: It means that have to change their current status.
TXC2: !findquote ellipses
LRRbot: Quote #4750: "ELLIPSES!" โ€”Jacob, repeatedly [2018-03-09]
ExachixKitsune: ah yes, the constantine-cy
wildpeaks: betrayed by question mark
Sarah_Serinde: Smash!
TotallyNotaBeholder: Bop It!
joallthedogs: Smash!
LazyC0Mmander: SMOOSH!
LordZarano: Flick it!
ContingentCat: !smash
LRRbot: That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even Sakurai can take a break.
avi_miller: Smash!
beowuuf: smash party!
duckace11: sell
TXC2: S, M, A, S, H!
wildpeaks: put idol of a false god in smash you cowards
ExachixKitsune: you must smash it
beowuuf: call salan salda?
Beleqwaya: Serge, you can't be gaming. It isn't 11 yet.
TheElrad: Jaxe queen
avi_miller: Itโ€™s 11:04 somewhere
SirMorek: that's such a chunky slam
beowuuf: can't actively game, can sneak in some passive gaming
mowdownjoe: Critting on a pixel of health... classic...
wildpeaks: "what if axe, but better"
TXC2: presumibly it's 11:04 in like Dakota or something
beowuuf: @TXC2 AD?
tyrsredritehand: But is axe backwoods compatible?
TXC2: beowuuf eh, maybe
HorusFive: @tyrsredritehand No, it would be Exa
mowdownjoe: It's night!
TXC2: night time or knight thyme?
wildpeaks: looks like day
LazyC0Mmander: An altar of you?
duckace11: sell
beowuuf: mash the smash button
kusinohki: random thought - what would serge be like in the krog and torg world?
avi_miller: Put that Smash in Idol
LordZarano: Lick it!
uchihab7: make a fart noise with my mouth
ContingentCat: pass
HorusFive: Exchange for fungible option
wildpeaks: smash the follow button
beowuuf: @kusinohki serg? i like to think exactly the same but with a caveman outfit
uchihab7: yay im unique
tyrsredritehand: Krog Serge discover jittery bean juice.
Thisbymaster: is this the adventures of "Not a cult"
TXC2: Thisbymaster sure is
beowuuf: #NotACult
JohnLockeCole: You can tell it's not a cult because it sais so right in the name
mowdownjoe: Godly weapon? Yes!
wildpeaks: ahh godly
Vanbael: YES!
beowuuf: #blessed
LazyC0Mmander: We'll see if this is the boss run...
therealmilesedgeworth: just popped in whats this game about
tyrsredritehand: Togetherness
beowuuf: cult management and roguelike activities
therealmilesedgeworth: neat
Vanbael: be lamb, do cult, manage cultists, add Hades
chefkanin: making twitch chat into cult members?
Thisbymaster: perfectly normal religion simulator
Vanbael: pretty much
beowuuf: @chefkanin mods as a 'thank you'
wildpeaks: happy little stroll in the forest
avi_miller: You got this!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
LazyC0Mmander: Oh yeah, he dead.
SirMorek: just hit the boss very hard, and don't get hit
tyrsredritehand: lrrFINE
beowuuf: this is the run!
TXC2: you got this Serge
therealmilesedgeworth: I believe in you Serge!
Vanbael: I believe in serge
wildpeaks: and the boss turns into a web developer
ExachixKitsune: eurgh
tyrsredritehand: El spidero higanto
SirMorek: oh no, he works on the frontend!
accountmadeforants: El Spidro Giganto!
niccus: that's some deeps
LazyC0Mmander: Oh ok nvm
Sarah_Serinde: lrrGOAT
Moroklumpen: How far into the game is this?
avi_miller: So much DPS
wildpeaks: and this is why we always pick godly
beowuuf: nbd
SirMorek: just hit it very hard honkNOTED
Alma_v: sergeGG
beowuuf: never didn't have it but actually
avi_miller: sergeGG
mowdownjoe: benginTry benginTry benginTry benginTry
Vanbael: woot!
joallthedogs: sergeGG
Beleqwaya: I LOOKED AWAY FOR LIKE 10 seconds
MrSarkhan: sergeGG sergeGG sergeGG
therealmilesedgeworth: wow, not even a second phase?
Beleqwaya: COME ONE
Boon_33: EZPZ
accountmadeforants: Simply DPS 4Head
ExachixKitsune: I looked away for - What Beleqwaya said
tyrsredritehand: He is gaming before 11 am!
HorusFive: The secret was to hit it really REALLY hard
beowuuf: @Beleqwaya that was 9 more seconds than serge needed :p
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TheRedshift: hehehe
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wildpeaks: glass cannon for the win
LordZarano: End Of The Line
accountmadeforants: DPS=Deicides Per Second
Eklinaar: Serge was like "if it was me I would simply be good"
ExachixKitsune: :o
beowuuf: ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐‹๐ข๐ง๐ž
Sarah_Serinde: Red panda maybe
ContingentCat: ๐•‹๐•™๐•– ๐•ƒ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•–
SirMorek: racoon friend?
avi_miller: Red Panda!!!
MrSarkhan: red panda
Juliamon: Oh no we finally found Defrost's true form
KV1NN4: Wah! A red panda! :D
NovaeCorvidae: that fight was entirely in the night
beowuuf: yup, lrrFINE
wildpeaks: did we pick the heart ?
MrSarkhan: Sure
seanalpurvis: we kill for the line
ExachixKitsune: ergo, none of the rest of us have to die
Sarah_Serinde: :D
avi_miller: lrrFINE
MrSarkhan: No!
Sarah_Serinde: Smooth
TXC2: !break
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therealmilesedgeworth: forbidden cult break
avi_miller: Lol
beowuuf: god of breaks
beowuuf: and cliffhangers
sephsays: Kratos briefly lent you his gauntlets, I guess?
kusinohki: may or may not have defeated final boss.... time for the beach episode
Boon_33: !advice
LRRbot: Be lethal in the actual way.
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Astramentha: Wow, I canโ€™t wait to see how the imprisoned god rewards us for our loyalty
beowuuf: @Astramentha one of the other gods said something about a lamb... clearly we'er going to be given a wool coat?
ExachixKitsune: beowuuf : we are a lamb, we make our own
Astramentha: @beowuuf Oh golly!
wildpeaks: a nice gold watch and "good job, lamb" sign, surely
beowuuf: @ExachixKitsune that sounds exhausting, can't we get a nice shiny woll coat to replace our own poop stained one?
Redstone_Gamer_1: This game is so fun, i've been playing way too much
Beleqwaya: There's the entire boss fight for everyone that missed it
ExachixKitsune: 10/10 thanks
beowuuf: lrrWOW, clip sized boss fight?
LoadingReadyRun: the boss fight fit in a clip? lol
wildpeaks: woow
ExachixKitsune: it's not even the length of a full clip, it's only like 35s
Beleqwaya: Yes, I got rid of the warm up animation but I didn't <need> to
Juliamon: I'm laughing because I googled "shamura cult of the lamb" and one of the results mentions "not the hardest bishop if handled correctly"
beowuuf: uuuuh
beowuuf: ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐‹๐ข๐ง๐ž
TXC2: and we're back
beowuuf: no doubt
omdorastrix: HashtagNotACult
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
ExachixKitsune: roguelikes never betray us
beowuuf: good laugh
LazyC0Mmander: Ok at least you know what's up.
wildpeaks: to be fair, our god has been straightforward rfom the start
ExachixKitsune: Shamura Shamura
wildpeaks: literally the first line of the game
beowuuf: if they wait, should we ask if they serve up lamb?
LazyC0Mmander: Anyway I've come across the idol of a false god I'm afraid...
TXC2: "metal gear!"
ExachixKitsune: Look, the boss has been going to voice training, they've taken some throat medicine
wildpeaks: but, but, our pretty hat
accountmadeforants: Random thought: I feel like you could make a "JRPG Alignment chart" around the axii "A JRPG must involve deicide" and "A JRPG must be an RPG". With Cult of the Lamb somewhere in the middle.
ExachixKitsune: oh I have increasing concern
Boon_33: when god gives you lemons, find a new god!
seanalpurvis: <message deleted>WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Invitare: how is this a betrayal?
Invitare: it's asking you do to what you've been doing to everyone else
wildpeaks: we do the same with our followers
avi_miller: Noooobody saw this coming!!!!1!!
mowdownjoe: Fair warning, we may need to do a recruiting drive.
therealmilesedgeworth: when god gives you lemons you actually become the prophet of lemons that denounces apple cider and orange juice
beowuuf: be healed, beeee heeealed
ReyKira: So when you fight the old god, do you become the new gof?
ReyKira: god*
wildpeaks: CurseLit
GhostofJeffGoldblum: hi folks, how goes the cult
beowuuf: wiggle
ExachixKitsune: Everything's going fine
Manae: Wiggle for the soon-to-be-New Gods?
avi_miller: It is only a true JRPG if it ends with you fighting and slaying god to become the new god
beowuuf: @GhostofJeffGoldblum we won, now we just need to die to free our god or something
GhostofJeffGoldblum: nice
seanalpurvis: <message deleted>IGO TE ABSOLVOOOO
joallthedogs: wiggle
Juliamon: GhostofJeffGoldblum We maybe just obliterated the fourth bishop in under a minute
ExachixKitsune: ~wiggle~
Sarah_Serinde: ongWiggle
avi_miller: Wiggle
therealmilesedgeworth: wiggle for me cultists and we will ascend!
SirMorek: honkWiggle
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Matt Wigglins
beowuuf: spacev7Butt
Masslost: So serge does this mean James land curse has been fixed due to your amazing powers of healing
seanalpurvis: <message deleted>WIG GLE
joallthedogs: sergeSipp lrrFINE
Vanbael: oh...that's a thing
GhostofJeffGoldblum: nothing to see here
seanalpurvis: <message deleted>THIS IS FINE
avi_miller: lrrSPOOPY
wildpeaks: such pretty sighs to see
TXC2: Masslost no not even Serge's godlike powers can undo that curse
ExachixKitsune: alas, I don't have a wiggle emote, except for sharkf11SHAKE and benginDance
Sarah_Serinde: seanalpurvis Please take it easy on the capslock
therealmilesedgeworth: this game looks great visually
adi_pie: adipieMusic
Alma_v: chardjFishy
adi_pie: have a wiggle
MAPBoardgames: If you kill your boss there may be promotion opportunities,
beowuuf: is this before or after you sacrifice him?
ExachixKitsune: @adi_pie I feel like adipieKlee might be more of the vibe lol
seanalpurvis: <message deleted>KILL A BOSS LIKE A BOSS AND BE THE BAWWSE
Sarah_Serinde: NotLikeThis
Thisbymaster: yes, kill your boss to get a head.
LordZarano: 2020Party 2020Pajamas
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh, it's poop tiome
therealmilesedgeworth: gross
Juliamon: Jo...
MrSarkhan: Jo!
joallthedogs: sergePopcorn
beowuuf: lol
ofstrife: you learn new things about your partner every day...
kumatsu: If you wiggle yuour boss there's wiggling opportunities
beowuuf: poopcorn
avi_miller: sergeSipp
ExachixKitsune: do you want that clipped, or never clipped jo? :3
Astramentha: lrrAWESOME poop?
TXC2: Serge "no poop for you" Yager
joallthedogs: @ExachixKitsune lol, it happened
adi_pie: adipieMusic I'm wiggling
Alma_v: kintsuDance
Astramentha: seabatOAK seabatOAK seabatOAK
MAPBoardgames: "I ain't gonna eat any animal that doesn't disregard its own feces."
avi_miller: ~wiggle~
ExachixKitsune: ahh alas my clip machine broke
Beleqwaya: Buckets. Just tested positive for Covid. I've dodged it so well so far. :(
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duckace11: oh can we do the bad avice for the sermon?
beowuuf: ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐‹๐ข๐ง๐ž
joallthedogs: @Beleqwaya rest up sergeHeart
ExachixKitsune: The Line
avi_miller: The Line!
joallthedogs: The Line
HorusFive: @Beleqwaya So sorry friend. Take time to rest
beowuuf: @Beleqwaya :( i hope it passes quickly for you with minimum badness
TXC2: Beleqwaya sorry to hear that lrrHEART
ExachixKitsune: @Beleqwaya Best of luck friend
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh this is NOT a cult. hmm, okay, I'm really looking for a cult.
Beleqwaya: I blame my students. >.<
TheElrad: the loin
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therealmilesedgeworth: sadly I am already apart of a different cult
ExachixKitsune: The Line
beowuuf: ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐‹๐ข๐ง๐ž
therealmilesedgeworth: I wasn't by choice
ExachixKitsune: right I should eat
TheThirdTail: Seem like challenge run items. Or speedrun items
TheElrad: now serge has to put you int he pillory
Talin06: yellow for giga damage
noSmokeFire: a couple of those are straight, minor, upgrades, but most of them aren't great or are hard to use
beowuuf: posts are scarce? CurseLit
Mangledpixel: boop
beowuuf: sergeHi
Mangledpixel: or, should I say, baaaa
TXC2: hello Mangledpixel welcome
Beleqwaya: Thanks everyone. You are the best.
beowuuf: sure
GhostofJeffGoldblum: It's important to know how to manage up
MAPBoardgames: Yeah. Talk about your promotion.
SirMorek: where do you see yourself in 5 years?
noSmokeFire: yup!
therealmilesedgeworth: the boss is out
GhostofJeffGoldblum: build! that! bult!
HorusFive: You should only be as loyal to your boss as they are to you
Thisbymaster: Go get those 20 rat butts
beowuuf: post scarcity, pre grind
GabeTheMeh: Time to grind up and down
therealmilesedgeworth: @HorusFive true
TXC2: we're gonna need more mods Kappa
noSmokeFire: missionaries might be good here, they can pick up followers
Boon_33: shake it till you make it
mowdownjoe: Or just make more Paul Clones.
therealmilesedgeworth: fsh
joallthedogs: The Line
ExachixKitsune: The Line
Vanbael: The Line
TXC2: The Line
beowuuf: ๐•ฟ๐–๐–Š ๐•ท๐–Ž๐–“๐–Š
avi_miller: The Line
HorusFive: Who's still in the stocks?
Juliamon: Defrost is still in jail
Our_oBoros: Pink oiggy or boar?
joallthedogs: @HorusFive I think it's still Ravynn
Our_oBoros: *piggy
SirMorek: post-recruitment
TXC2: Deathleen!
MrSarkhan: lrrDARK lrrDARK
TheElrad: run a dungeon and do all the more people thingies?
wildpeaks: are you asking or thinking out loud ?
Gadora: Isn't there someone you can buy followers from?
MAPBoardgames: Death is not an excuse for slacking off in #NotACult.
noSmokeFire: if you've got the high tier missionary unlocked you can get followers that way. otherwise, yeah, dungeon runs and buying from helob
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I forget if you need to do runs to get him to restock but yes
Sarah_Serinde: I still love that the spider is named Helob
noSmokeFire: Missionary 3 iirc has better returns, but I don't know how much better
wildpeaks: the vendor outside, some quests from followers about recruiting, missoinary, but mostly from dungeons
accountmadeforants: The ever loyal
SirMorek: 80% chance? basically an infinite
Vanbael: James would be all "we have icecream"
TXC2: 80% will never X-com us in the ass Kappa
CrazymattCaptain: 25% chance James falls in a hole
therealmilesedgeworth: another one!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @TXC2 mattlrBonk
wildpeaks: oh, and witnesses (one per dungeon)
avi_miller: There is a 98.9% chance. X-com: Hold my beer
therealmilesedgeworth: so basically this is a tale of getting enough people in your union to confront your boss
wildpeaks: onwards, to adventure
LazyC0Mmander: By the way, my I want you guys to make sure the "Am I a god" Dagoth Ur speech gets quoted by the end of this!
TXC2: therealmilesedgeworth wow I kinda want that game now :p
GhostofJeffGoldblum: the tiny range on the dagger is very annoying
LazyC0Mmander: Oh is Serge going to try to end it this session?
TXC2: LazyC0Mmander trying yeah
LazyC0Mmander: How long is the stream lasting for?
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Sarah_Serinde: @LazyC0Mmander Probably 4 hours or so
ExachixKitsune: The Line
joallthedogs: The Line
wildpeaks: what do we have, the dagger ?
Juliamon: The stream has a hard limit of when Chillpoint starts
TXC2: wildpeaks yeap
Sarah_Serinde: Most LRR streams are 3 hours, but Serge has been going longer for these. There's Chillpoint later though so Serge doesn't want to go too much over time
noSmokeFire: the knife is one of my biggest issues with the dungeon crawl loop. especially because you aren't guaranteed a swap
TXC2: !events
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wildpeaks: ahh, yeah that one is tricky without a speed card
ExachixKitsune: !time
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TXC2: oh hey regular crispy day tomorrow
kumatsu: Time to speedrun dethroning god
LazyC0Mmander: Ooh, I'd end it soon. Or prep more for next stream... Maybe.
wildpeaks: does anyone ever pick Reveal the map ? :D
noSmokeFire: attack and dethrone God's world record pace
mowdownjoe: This is also quest follower.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: yes
mowdownjoe: I'd imagine so.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: cards are on your character, not specific items
wildpeaks: yes it remains
noSmokeFire: I've never checked, but it *has* to, right?
wildpeaks: (it remains with you, regardless of weapon)
LazyC0Mmander: To be fair, I absolutely didn't expect Serge to smash Samsara like he did.
dumbo3k: Hello #NotACult, how are y'all today?
TheThirdTail: Yeah, you have the cards, and those are separate things that are kept through the run
TXC2: hello dumbo3k welcome
noSmokeFire: it seems like actively more work to implement it the other way, for a less intuitive result
GhostofJeffGoldblum: any of the card upgrades stay on you if you switch weapon or spell
mowdownjoe: Crit Dagger + Crit Card + Big damage boost = good damage
wildpeaks: you can definitely get a second one in this dungeon, if you beat it
LazyC0Mmander: How did he do against the squid?
Chrysoprase: Defenstrate them
joallthedogs: Smash!
MrSarkhan: smash?
wildpeaks: s-s-s-smash
Aarek: smash the state!
LordZarano: Spin it!
noSmokeFire: i think you'll get an extra follower if you don't jump to the boss
wildpeaks: the boss is different from the final boss of the dungeon
Alephred: Bop it.
Astramentha: Jump on its shoulders for a ride!
ChroniclerC: You possibly could have, but it would have been pretty rough.
wildpeaks: going to the bishop boss wouldn't give a chance to get a second follower in this run
Juliamon: uhhh Adam's gonna run away
mowdownjoe: Adam's planning on leaving? And he's dissenting? Damnit, Adam...
noSmokeFire: classic dissenter, Adam
Juliamon: Yeah
mowdownjoe: Yeah, Adam's dissenting.
ChroniclerC: Yeah, Adam is dissenting.
niccus: you can't be the boshy by staying at home
HorusFive: Just give him his banana, he'll be fine
mowdownjoe: Or, we could warp back and abandon.
Jogela: Adam decided to play solo toplane and not be part of the cult Kappa
Juliamon: Do we still get Kathleen's friend if we omni?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: yes
ChroniclerC: Yeah, quest is done.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: you keep everything you found if you leave
Gadora: @HorusFive Worship first, then banana.
noSmokeFire: it's what adam would've wanted
joallthedogs: sergeCrimes lrrADAM
HorusFive: "Adam, what's wrong. No, wait, don't tell me. Just get into jail"
GhostofJeffGoldblum: my god...another Paul...
MAPBoardgames: Beard tones?
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Our_oBoros: Yay!
TXC2: wanna number these maybe?
ExachixKitsune: 10/10
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Paul? Paul! Ha ha, Paul! Paaaaaaul.
TotallyNotaBeholder: Oh I think I'm a clone now
MAPBoardgames: Those guys who work at Staggeringly Fast Loans?
Jogela: Welcome to #NotACult, where the lines are made up and the names dont matter Kappa
TXC2: "I think I'm a clone now, there doesn't seem to be anybody else"
GhostofJeffGoldblum: *resisting the urge to make a joke about wood and missionary*
ExachixKitsune: ooh James found Paul
ExachixKitsune: Serifina also found paul!
ChroniclerC: Surviving is great.
noSmokeFire: we must assemble the seven pauls to summon the wish dragon
LazyC0Mmander: Can't they go to sleep on their own?
beowuuf: this is why he's paul. again.
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ReyKira: Is chat as a whole one of the followers?
TXC2: "you get a Paul, and you get a Paul, everybody gets a Paul!"
ContingentCat: !lovepaul
LazyC0Mmander: Graham?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: it goes in...the Paul hole!
beowuuf: what are the chances?
joallthedogs: lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL
GhostofJeffGoldblum: And this one? Goes in the Paul hole!
ContingentCat: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
beowuuf: The Pauline
MrSarkhan: the Line
MAPBoardgames: #NotACult
ContingentCat: ๐•‹๐•™๐•– ๐•ƒ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•–
TXC2: The LIne
LordZarano: Paul Line
uchihab7: dont steal my bacon
chris365: The Line
LazyC0Mmander: AnimeKitty?
Thisbymaster: it is always Ben
Sarah_Serinde: Wheeler died younger
beowuuf: !vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Barcode!
ReyKira: Animekitty
HorusFive: Just promise to do the other one next
mowdownjoe: How is Ben Ben not the baby here?
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Jogela: @beowuuf LUL
kumatsu: Heads it's Ben, Tails it's Ben
chris365: Itโ€™s ben
LazyC0Mmander: Lol, both Bens stay dead!
mowdownjoe: 18
beowuuf: bens, this is still such a hard decision, so i picked someone else. again.
Boon_33: coin must have landed on edge
noSmokeFire: you can check in the menu
ExachixKitsune: heyy chris365 !
HorusFive: ah, Math
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I think you're at 16
noSmokeFire: wait, no, it says 18 in the top right
Gadora: !vasselineorbarcode
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah it says 18 in the upper left
chris365: Hey @exachixkitsune
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh that's an 8
ExachixKitsune: It says 18 top-left
Manae: By your faith it says 18
joallthedogs: off by two Bens
mowdownjoe: Should say top left of the UI. You have 18.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: 18.
LazyC0Mmander: It's their fault for being named the same really.
Juliamon: Next to your gold
TXC2: I'm gonna be the last one resurrected aren't I? :p
noSmokeFire: there's a, like, inventory and quest menu. not sure what the shortcut is on m+kb
beowuuf: @TXC2 well, other than ben or ben :p
ExachixKitsune: well, does the one in the stocks count?
tyrsredritehand: Um, Ben and Ben
ExachixKitsune: clearly it's time for paul
Cyberegg: the spider should have another to buy
chris365: @joallthedogs is that considered order or chaos
Gadora: Not sure if that one still exists, anyhow.
joallthedogs: @chris365 probably chaos
MAPBoardgames: Both?
beowuuf: frenemy
Angnor33: Frenemy
xantos69: If he can be turned....he would be a powerful ally.
TheBatGirl13: yes
Mangledpixel: freretic
ZachtlyAsIntended: Adam is playing LoL so clearly heretic
ChroniclerC: lrrPAUL
TXC2: feretic
beowuuf: Any time should be paul time
chris365: The little tumbles ๐Ÿ˜‚
joallthedogs: The Line
Invitare: It says here you're a heretic
TXC2: The Line
beowuuf: ๐•ฟ๐–๐–Š ๐•ท๐–Ž๐–“๐–Š
Tandtroll_OG: THE line
MAPBoardgames: ItsBoshyTime !
chris365: The line
TheElrad: I assume Adam counts
beowuuf: the wiggline
LazyC0Mmander: How many followers we need already?
TXC2: LazyC0Mmander 20
LazyC0Mmander: So 1 more
beowuuf: spacev7Butt
duckace11: an adam heracy is just him running around and yelling "oh man this cult sucks!"
HorusFive: "we took a vote and decided not to die for you"
ZachtlyAsIntended: so I've never seem this game this "adorable cult town simulator"?
HorusFive: (ugh, I've had so close to that very talk with my bosses)
TXC2: "it's not about the money any more, we want longer breaks to eat poop!" Kappa
noSmokeFire: is adam in reeducation range, or is that going to take another day?
chris365: sharkf11JAM sharkf11JAM sharkf11JAM
joallthedogs: wiggle
Juliamon: ZachtlyAsIntended Plus roguelike
LazyC0Mmander: Does Heather have a real life sister?
Talin06: workers sacrifice and the fat cats eat the cream
Gadora: @ZachtlyAsIntended For various definitions of adorable.
LazyC0Mmander: And what is her stance on cults?
TheThirdTail: Every day
duckace11: Heather would total run a cult for tax and or power purposes
mtvcdm: @LazyC0Mmander If there is one they've never been mentioned.
beowuuf: @duckace11 maybe she already does?
TXC2: "you ever eat something and your faith becomes stronger?" Stares in Mass
beowuuf: lol
LazyC0Mmander: @mtvcdm So what you're saying is that the spot is open...
TheElrad: I think you meant to say find Paul, right?
mowdownjoe: Poison dagger, tho...
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beowuuf: bloody for the blood... thing
joallthedogs: I became gravely ill and will die if not treated in a few days.
mowdownjoe: Classic "sac health for power" shrine.
TXC2: beowuuf blood for the blood dream catcher :p
beowuuf: @TXC2 :D
Our_oBoros: Dang. Poison seems sirong on daggers.
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ExachixKitsune: The 2nd most powerful cult to #NotACult, sergeOffByOne
TheElrad: get a safety Paul
joallthedogs: The Line
LazyC0Mmander: So fate has decided that no, Adam is a heretic and doesn't count.
RothonWylar: #notacult
mtvcdm: Paul has lots of safety Pauls.
duckace11: sell
mtvcdm: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Twitch channel, not the woods.
duckace11: or tell dale
LordZarano: Suplex it!
Astramentha: nom it
mowdownjoe: Vanilla Axe? Boo. I want fancy.
duckace11: thank you sergeQ
dougma: I LOVE the grin and smile when they swing the axe
Beleqwaya: "You Smash the Idol. Tell Dale"
TehAmelie: but wait how do we know their god is false?
Astramentha: @tehamelie ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
Beleqwaya: @TehAmelie Sounds like something a heretic would ask...
TheoreticalG: Does somebody need to sped time in the pillory?
MAPBoardgames: You can Paul if you want to. You can leave Adam behind. Cause Adam isn't Paul and since Adam's not Paul he's no Paul of mine!
MAPBoardgames: Saftey Paul
Astramentha: @mapboardgames *applause*
mowdownjoe: Well, at least we may have a backup in the wings.
duckace11: Tell dale
LordZarano: Bop it!
beowuuf: axe and hubris, the perfect combo
Astramentha: Glomp it
duckace11: Axe and hubris sounds like a great anime with a really bad name translation
GhostofJeffGoldblum: this boss is what made me turn the difficulty down
LazyC0Mmander: Isn't the boss supposed to be a witness?
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mowdownjoe: First rule of bullet hell boss: stay away from the bullet hello.
cdutson: hades looks so cute these days
ChroniclerC: lrrGREED
MAPBoardgames: lrrGREED
garunkl: So close!
Sarah_Serinde: Look at all those Pauls :D
beowuuf: the devil you say!
LordZarano: lrrGREED
ChroniclerC: sergeHubris
beowuuf: lrrGREED
ExachixKitsune: oh no!
TXC2: we made the Pauls for a reason
Beleqwaya: Good chance to check if younger = more health
dougma: byebyebeebee
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @TXC2 MONSTER
Sarah_Serinde: Does it not show you before you confirm?
noSmokeFire: old = robes?
TheFickleCat: Eenie meanie!
ExachixKitsune: Danger oh no
Beleqwaya: Looks like its based on age and devotion
TXC2: ah it's level, not age
ChroniclerC: I think it's their level.
dumbo3k: age and loyalty
Beleqwaya: Old age is a debuff
Faulpyr: Plus a shield heart
Sarah_Serinde: It's ok, we have backup Pauls
ExachixKitsune: Oh that's a very cool relife mechanic
joallthedogs: sergeGG sergeGG
garunkl: GG
cdutson: praise paul, their sacrifice is noted in the books
ExachixKitsune: I'd not seen that before that's so cool!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Beleqwaya: And you can probably buy a new one from the spider too if needed?
TXC2: Paul's sacrifice was not in vain, do we did drain their veins Kappa
joallthedogs: Pocket Paul
Juliamon: Healing hut Jo
mtvcdm: !addquote (Serge) [now] Let's buy a backup Paul.
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LazyC0Mmander: I say this hog is the Paul prime
LazyC0Mmander: Keel them a Hedgehog and call them such
beowuuf: ๐•ฟ๐–๐–Š ๐•ท๐–Ž๐–“๐–Š
joallthedogs: The Line
LazyC0Mmander: Paul is Heather's sister now? Someone should anounce the good news to them!
ChroniclerC: Adam? Contribute? Never.
Sarah_Serinde: :D
LazyC0Mmander: He's already a Hog too!
TXC2: so Luap ?
beowuuf: วuฤฑโ…‚ วษฅ๊“•
Astramentha: WaPaul, if you will
Sarah_Serinde: Adam stopped dissenting too
joallthedogs: sergePongChamp
kumatsu: Repent! Repent! Floss Often!
mtvcdm: All the Beardtones are here!
Beleqwaya: Ya, that happens when you feed an inverse stabilized ion core into the matter duplicator
duckace11: Snaul if you will
LazyC0Mmander: But Adam doesn't count though...
ChroniclerC: sergeSnerge
beowuuf: adam repented
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josh___something: wh... what happened... Why are there so many pauls
noSmokeFire: demons legitimately don't hurt anyone, weirdly, except for non-believers
beowuuf: ๐”—๐”ฅ๐”ข ๐”๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”ข
duckace11: oh cool the spirit allows you to uses your paul clones as back up during the boss fights
MAPBoardgames: No Cuts or Coconuts either!
LazyC0Mmander: Well it's past 2 o'clock so it better not be a fight.
Beleqwaya: If you do Resurrection you could sacrifice the old man before he dies
beowuuf: @josh___something don't even worry about it. there is no suspicious cult replication technology, so stop asking about it :p
joallthedogs: wiggle
Sarah_Serinde: LazyC0Mmander You have the wrong time zone. 2pm PDT is 3 hours away
Astramentha: @josh___something Donโ€™t worry about it, theyโ€™re all perfectly genetically stable
Mangledpixel: wigglewigglewigglewiggle
beowuuf: wiiiiiggle
TheFickleCat: Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid2 Squid4 Squid4
ChroniclerC: Wiggle is better than food, anyway.
joallthedogs: James?
josh___something: LUL
Our_oBoros: Or, hear me out... a wiggle for the NEW god?
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Beleqwaya: He did die for you
beowuuf: lrrWOW
MrSarkhan: lrrPAUL
TXC2: we have Paul at home!
Sarah_Serinde: I mean, Paul IS very good
LazyC0Mmander: @sarah_serinde Oh, I see...
beowuuf: @TXC2 Paul at home: Also Paul
TXC2: beowuuf exactly
Manae: Sounds like Beej is a threat
TXC2: bold to assume he isn't already
ZachtlyAsIntended: Would killing Beej to ressurect yourself be a reverse beejdrop?
beowuuf: @TXC2 it's more like 'resurrect txc2? but we have txc2 to home! txc2 at home: paul
noSmokeFire: maybe the god will acknowledge your union peacably
Astramentha: Time to receive our divine reward! :D
TXC2: beowuuf to be fair, Paul is WAY better then me
beowuuf: :D
Astramentha: lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL
Sarah_Serinde: Totally peaceful
ExachixKitsune: yeah this is just a fake out
beowuuf: peacepaul
LazyC0Mmander: Really it depends entirely on you whether or not peace is an option!
Thisbymaster: entirely peaceful swords...
Sarah_Serinde: It's a gift to us for doing so well and standing up for ourself
Thisbymaster: there will be many pieces...
ExachixKitsune: and the arena is fine
ExachixKitsune: and the two adds are fine
niccus: truly the speech of someone peaceful
duckace11: oh cool the one of the left has the symbol of chaos as a staff
Astramentha: D:
TXC2: our Pauls!
MAPBoardgames: Time for a poll?
TXC2: is this a choice or a "choice" ?
joallthedogs: Battle
joallthedogs: Smash!
TXC2: a Fidol if you will
beowuuf: curse our sudden but inevitable betrayal
Astramentha: Smash the false goooooooood
niccus: you can accept to be sacrificed. you die and credits roll
ExachixKitsune: ooh not adds, minibosses
Our_oBoros: What do we do when we meet a false god?
LazyC0Mmander: He is no Ben! He is a Baal!
TXC2: Our_oBoros kill them with our P90
MAPBoardgames: What a fun fight. I think Serge is having a Baal with this one!
beowuuf: @Our_oBoros same thing as when we meet a real god apparently - smash!
Beleqwaya: Geez Serge, what good is a damage reflection heart if you don't TAKE damage.
mowdownjoe: I wonder if the fleece that gives you 4 cards counts with this area.
ExachixKitsune: hey friend, this is impossibly cool
beowuuf: aym at the baals
beowuuf: white with red is super effective
duckace11: I like the simple level design
Mangledpixel: you're a pretty fight, boom roas.... wait
noSmokeFire: @mowdownjoe I think so. Serge got the corrupt heart for starting a crusade
TXC2: it's very simple and clean
LazyC0Mmander: Yeah we'll see how long he keeps thinking that.
omdorastrix: Anyone else feel like this guy looks a little bit like an older/bigger version of us?
beowuuf: wait forever seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
omdorastrix: maybe I'm just seeing thigns
MAPBoardgames: I-frames. As sweet as I-cream.
ExachixKitsune: dps!dps!dps!dps!
ExachixKitsune: I can see it omdorastrix
Astramentha: @omdorastrix Yeah definitely noticed
beowuuf: well, yes?
duckace11: now fight your fallowes
TXC2: omdorastrix it's the white and red, but I'd say this god is more cat then lamb
Thisbymaster: round two, FIGHT
joallthedogs: ooh
mowdownjoe: Pretty...
beowuuf: creepy
Jogela: this is not even my final form
beowuuf: cooL!
Astramentha: D:
Sarah_Serinde: Rad
ExachixKitsune: well this is even more impossibly cool
LazyC0Mmander: Boooo!! Lame speech, Dagoth Ur he is not!
adi_pie: Oh no, he's hot
sephsays: @omdorastrix Not any more!
TXC2: uh oh, we got water the gremlin
Beleqwaya: Can you cut them down?
omdorastrix: suddently cephalpodic
Sarah_Serinde: Hey Serge if you could not get me killed right now I'd appreciate it :P
omdorastrix: The Eyes Have it!
Astramentha: At least our followers seemโ€ฆ happy?
beowuuf: 1/3
omdorastrix: Also, those bombs seem to make a suggestive shape on teh floor... (I feel like I should have paid more attention and not had this stream on a 2nd monitor)
MAPBoardgames: Is this the coolest fight in the game? All in favor? Eye!
omdorastrix: This phase went fast... Blink and you missed it
Astramentha: eye
beowuuf: finish him!
TemporallyAwry: Say Eye? Really ;p
ExachixKitsune: you look so happy
beowuuf: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
sephsays: Look! A new paul!
joallthedogs: sergeGG sergeGG
adi_pie: Time to indoctrinate
ReyKira: Kill the god, become the god.
mowdownjoe: benginTry benginTry benginTry
josh___something: PAUL PRIME
Jogela: Back to the Cult
LazyC0Mmander: Well, I didn't expect he would do it first time...
ExachixKitsune: SMASH
Astramentha: We dethroned god!!!
noSmokeFire: whoa-oa black betty / damn the lamb
Beleqwaya: What do you do when you meet a False Idol?
TemporallyAwry: The Line!
sephsays: The Paul Who Waits
joallthedogs: The Line
beowuuf: coward!
ChroniclerC: Turn him into a Paul!
adi_pie: Can we marry old God?
omnilord: sergeGG
beowuuf: ๐”—๐”ฅ๐”ข ๐”๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”ข
TXC2: The Line
ExachixKitsune: yaaaay
LazyC0Mmander: So, it would seem we have found the Paul GOD!
Astramentha: The liiiiiiiiiine \o/
Sarah_Serinde: Woo not dead (for now)
TehAmelie: congratulations!
Beleqwaya: I guess that makes you New God
LordZarano: ๐š™๐˜ฐ๐™™ ๐˜ผ๐˜Œ๐›…๐˜ฒ
MAPBoardgames: congratulations!
ExachixKitsune: The Line
mowdownjoe: @adi_pie We chose not to get that upgrade because the prospect of a harem made of friends and mods felt creepy.
tyrsredritehand: sergeGG
beowuuf: YAY! lrrHORN
joallthedogs: sergePongChamp sergePongChamp
TXC2: Congodulations
Sarah_Serinde: lrrGOAT
omdorastrix: Cred-its!@
RothonWylar: Roll credits
Mangledpixel: GG!
Alma_v: sergeGG sergeGG
meaninglessMeg: sergeGG lrrHORN
LazyC0Mmander: That went fast.
Tplayne: Wow I really showed up RIGHT as the credits go
TheElrad: Yes your Godship
ChroniclerC: Turns out, you're stronk.
Our_oBoros: And if anyone asks who died and made you god....
beowuuf: nicely done serge
adi_pie: mowdownjoe absolutely makes sense
frnknstn: The Line Lead Us Here!
BlueDaNewb: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
dougma: sergeGG sergeGG sergeGG
sephsays: I assume it's after 11, because Serge was an absolute Gamer there
joallthedogs: Victorious, but Benless
ChroniclerC: If anyone asks if you're a god...
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TehAmelie: must be the most forgiving game Devolver has had their hands on
TemporallyAwry: sergeGG I'm absolutely going to have to get this soundtrack PrideLaugh
MrSarkhan: seabatClap sergeGG seabatClap sergeGG
MAPBoardgames: Gave the boss a sheep-shot.
RothonWylar: Todd?
TehAmelie: Tom Waits?
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
beowuuf: LOL
LazyC0Mmander: But knowing you never died before that one time, I shouldn't be surprised.
ChroniclerC: Make him pink?
AWells44: He will kill you in your sleep
MAPBoardgames: The Alpha Paul
mowdownjoe: Gambling?
noSmokeFire: @AWells44 luckily we don't sleep
joallthedogs: wiggle
Sarah_Serinde: ongWiggle
duckace11: fishing mini games
kumatsu: time to make the immortal fallen god never sleep
LazyC0Mmander: Smash the false Idol or wiggle?
RothonWylar: Ga,mba?
Beleqwaya: Sacrifice the old people!
beowuuf: spacev7Butt spacev7Butt spacev7Butt
TheFickleCat: Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid2 Squid4 WIGGLE
Aarek: gambling? I'm in
kumatsu: wow, just short of Day 69? ALmost nice
ChroniclerC: Yeah, you prayed to your god, then you killed him, then you turned him mortal and make him join your cult to you!
MAPBoardgames: Gambling? I'm in!
ExachixKitsune: ah yes, the best way to end every game, to fish and the gamble
beowuuf: it was fun
TXC2: time for everyone;s favourite minigame: gambling!
LazyC0Mmander: Gotta wonder what the old prophet has to think of this one.
beowuuf: the follower customisation is also sergeJustRight for streaming
TehAmelie: i like how different it was from most games to watch the stream of
ExachixKitsune: shame the integration didn't work but such is the way of things
TXC2: to bad the twitch integration didn;t work
beowuuf: getting tome mods / lrrfriends worked out very well
beowuuf: *the
Sarah_Serinde: I enjoyed that, but then I'm biased :P
Astramentha: The Paul clones are great โค๏ธ
Juliamon: Also, it turns out you could have avoided killing the Bens by bailing
LazyC0Mmander: Welp, I should get going myself. I have an appointment soon I shouldn't miss. Have a good one.
beowuuf: sergeHi bye
TXC2: so long LazyC0Mmander stay safe
ExachixKitsune: So, what happens if you'd said "Accept" kneeling there - "bad" ending?
ExachixKitsune: (q for chat more than anything else)
LazyC0Mmander: Ha perfect! I get to leave knowing the Ben murder was gratuitous. Perfect!
Faulpyr: So many sixes
TehAmelie: so should we call this a deathless* run?
TehAmelie: i missed that
noSmokeFire: our hubris NotLikeThis
TXC2: to the shadow realm!
Gadora: Simply roll a five.
00lzombiel00: need a 5 so bad
MAPBoardgames: Thank god? You mean 'Thank Me', don't you?
Raincoast_Bear: Good morning Serge. notthatCult lrrFINE
TXC2: hello Raincoast_Bear welcome
ExachixKitsune: Oof
Faulpyr: gg
TXC2: oofa doofa
Beleqwaya: You couldn't have won if you hadn't played the 3 like that, it was the correct play.
noSmokeFire: 50/50, either they roll a five or they don't
TheElrad: yeah, if you hadn't put the 3 there that would have been their last die and they were ahead
dumbo3k: The game would've ended if you hadn't played the 3 there
Gadora: You were behind already, so not letting them fill the last slot was correct.
GhostValv: honestly I think you played just fine. just bad rng
Tripleyew: #notacult
Beleqwaya: Because if you had played the 3 on the other side, it would have put them on a 5/6 roll to win
Tripleyew: โ€˜Morning, Serge, and howdy all
beowuuf: sergeHi
TXC2: the odds are a mere 1 in 216 it;s fine Kappa
TXC2: hello Tripleyew welcome
Beleqwaya: I think against good opponenets you don't double up until their stack is locked
noSmokeFire: you did the final boss in one go, ergo this guy is harder
Konda020946: serge forgot the gameending conditions i think
sephsays: The One Who Gamba
TXC2: the true final boss = addiction?
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CraziestOwl: The true finale boss is luck
dumbo3k: I mean, they've got a 1/6 chance each roll to get a 4
ExachixKitsune: sergeGG sergeGG pearlieGG pearlieGG
ExachixKitsune: The real boss: rngesus
beowuuf: except they who wait
Raincoast_Bear: Cult of the LRR. notthatCult
Critterbot: Day 69, nice.
ExachixKitsune: uh oh
beowuuf: nice
TemporallyAwry: Day 69? Time to end it sergeJustRight
ExachixKitsune: heeehehehe sergePun
Sarah_Serinde: :D
GhostValv: D:
Mangledpixel: :D
beowuuf: LOL
HorusFive: It's what he would want
beowuuf: he had to have known it would always end this way
MrSarkhan: It is what he would want lol
Sarah_Serinde: James *is* the fiscal irresponsibility fairy, afer all
TXC2: oh Gods that's horrifying
TXC2: lets do it again
beowuuf: as long as serge buys a watch or third monitor it will be forgiven
sephsays: You do have all those old followers...
Raincoast_Bear: I disagree. James would want to go falling down a hole while eating an ice cream.
TXC2: the best nation in the world: donation!
Sarah_Serinde: !badadvice
LRRbot: Disrespect THE HELM.
HorusFive: @Raincoast_Bear That's probably how he will go- whether he wants to or not
TXC2: One last wiggle
HorusFive: Paul fights?
Sarah_Serinde: Important question
dumbo3k: Adams Age is NICE
MAPBoardgames: And on the 69th day. The Lamb God gave one final sermen.
Beleqwaya: beej fights dirty
Beleqwaya: Ya that scans
MrSarkhan: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Konda020946: obviously
beowuuf: seabatSEAL
JohnLockeCole: By the way my Dual Name for them is Savidery
beowuuf: lol
Eklinaar: Beej just makes Adam love all the things he loves
dragonwarrior000: funny I just rewatched road quest
Raincoast_Bear: lrrBEEEJ v lrrADAM Fight!
Konda020946: there is a significant diffference in muscle ,mass
beowuuf: @JohnLockeCole sergeJustRight
Critterbot: Ending it on the nice day! :D
Invitare: It's true. Adam could never hurt Beej, because Heather would be angry
Sarah_Serinde: Still nearly a normal stream length though
beowuuf: this has been great, thanks for the streams!
TXC2: thanks for streaming Serge
MAPBoardgames: Do we know what the next PiF will be?
Raincoast_Bear: Cult of the Serge!
ReyKira: #notacult
JohnLockeCole: Cult of the Not a Cult
Tripleyew: #maybeabitofacultasatreat
ExachixKitsune: Thank you for the stream and the game!
TheElrad: And thus endeth the Sermon, all Hail the one true Serge!
sephsays: End of the line!
ZachtlyAsIntended: #okayitwastotallyacult
ExachixKitsune: End of the Line
MrSarkhan: End of the Line!
beowuuf: End of the line o7
TXC2: End of the line!
TheElrad: End of the Line!
Raincoast_Bear: lrrSERGE lrrSERGE lrrSERGE
meaninglessMeg: End of the Line!
omnilord: Back to the sergeCanal
meaninglessMeg: Thanks, Serge!
ZachtlyAsIntended: choo choo!
KV1NN4: The Line Never Truly Ends...
Beleqwaya: Throw it in the trash, exit stage right
Mangledpixel: [MCP voice] End of Line.
Tripleyew: Find a James to sacrifice and see how much money appears?
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TXC2: !pateron
Sarah_Serinde: !store
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beowuuf: yay! hope i'm back by then
Eklinaar: Ian happens to the stream.
TXC2: now there's a cult Kappa
Invitare: everyone celebrates it
Invitare: don't you, Serge?
beowuuf: oooh, cool
Mangledpixel: celebrating things that are crispy, but not extra crispy
MAPBoardgames: Celebrating all things crispy (but not too crispy)
ReyKira: Whata about tonight?
ExachixKitsune: Wiggle for the old god
beowuuf: have a great day too serge bye!
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Mangledpixel: all hail the new god, same as the old god
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LoadingReadyRun: same as it ever was
beowuuf: seabatClap spacev7Butt seabatClap
ExachixKitsune: End ofThe Line
TXC2: End of the Line
frnknstn: end of the line!
KV1NN4: the line!
beowuuf: end of the line
TXC2: goodnight everybody
beowuuf: night txc2
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beowuuf: f o r r e a s o n s
beowuuf: it's a good, fun reason
Juliamon: Fun, yes. Good, debatable.
beowuuf: :D