NewtyNewts: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news!) at Fri 02:00 PM PDT (4m from now).
NewtyNewts: Oh man, got home just in time.
RockPusher: !findbutts
LRRbot: Behind you.
NewtyNewts: !behind
NewtyNewts: nope, guess not.
Sethalidos: !quote Beej
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RockPusher: woo!
TheAinMAP: Title change.
Sethalidos: !quote Beej
LRRbot: Quote #4138: "I think you just have to be more successful." —Beej [2017-04-03]
NewtyNewts: !findquote nintendo
LRRbot: Quote #7266: "Nintendo wants me to do these kinds of horrible things." —Kathleen [2020-10-09]
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news!) at Fri 02:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
Sethalidos: !findquote Sonic
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
NewtyNewts: Hmm... is that at all related to Animal Crossing, Kathleen?
Sethalidos: I am disappoint
GapFiller: oh cmon LRRbot
NewtyNewts: !findquote 2012
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
kusinohki: !findquote sanic
RockPusher: !findquote sanic
NewtyNewts: Dang, sorry for breaking that command for a few second.
GapFiller: yr tellin me the quote file doesnt have a single Sonic quote on file
GapFiller: find that v hard to believe
NewtyNewts: !findquote hedgehog
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
NewtyNewts: I guess not...
GapFiller: !findquote 30th
NewtyNewts: We're playing a very limited game of Her Story here
Sethalidos: chat is disapoint and deserves Banan
NewtyNewts: !findquote banan
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Sethalidos: !findquote banana
LRRbot: Quote #6573: "Botanically, bananas are a baby." —Serge [2019-11-14]
CouldntPickAUsername: !findquote mario
Sethalidos: !findquote ook
NewtyNewts: Now I'm remembering the fill-in-the-blank quote set they did... this one would've been impossible to guess
Sethalidos: !findquote ook
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
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GapFiller: nalvThink now then Gros Michel or Grand Nain
NewtyNewts: The one year!
Sethalidos: *dlares at LRRbot*
Sethalidos: dlares = death glares
NewtyNewts: !findquote Mario
LRRbot: Quote #343: "These are the WORST Mario Kart power-ups!" —Ian [2015-06-12]
Sethalidos: !quote Ian
LRRbot: Quote #5925: "I cast... I'm gonna hit you with a stick!" —Ian, as Enor [2019-03-18]
GapFiller: !quote Beej
LRRbot: Quote #2897: "Know what was great about the 90s? No lrrEFF ing waifu hug pillows!" —Beej [2016-07-04]
kusinohki: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
GapFiller: Beej there were absolutely moe body pillows in the 90s
Sethalidos: !badadvice
LRRbot: Need drugs.
RockPusher: gotta wait for the points to be thoroughly chilled before they can be delivered
Sethalidos: how is that bad advice?
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIG lrrARROW
beowuuf: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
GapFiller: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG NEW!
NewtyNewts: That was 2016 Beej, we didn't know how deep into depravity he was then
TheAinMAP: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
NewtyNewts: lrrSIG
GapFiller: Sethalidos depends: we talkin perscription meds or gak
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Sethalidos: stupid twitch tried to show me ads
NewtyNewts: Well on your way to 10 years of 30th Anniversary, @beowuuf
Snowcookies: finally I remember to catch something liv
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beowuuf: @NewtyNewts :D
Sethalidos: apparently you need to refresh to trigger the benefits when you renew with Prime
Sethalidos: @GapFiller yes
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JessKay: The half year!
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beowuuf: sergeJustRight
Drasvin: Remember to chll your points before serving them.
NewtyNewts: I checked on them yesterday, they should be fully chill today.
CanvasWolfDoll: i prefer my points warmed up, actually.
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrBEEEJ lrrPAUL lrrHEATHER
RockPusher: gabyLul
GapFiller: nice sync on that notification there
saucemaster5000: the crossover we all need
Beleqwaya: Totally definitely not Beej
GapFiller: good evening lrrPAUL P lrrBEEEJ B lrrHEATHER H lrrHEART lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
TheAinMAP: Lincoln Shredder?
Sethalidos: Chillpoint: turtle soup edition
NewtyNewts: That outline of Beej...
Akaiatana: The new chillpoint intro silhouettes are great
beowuuf: the lincoln shredder is my wrestling finisher
Driosenth: Paul lacks object permanence
DeM0nFiRe: Shreather and Leej
saucemaster5000: I thought Beej was Tingle
CanvasWolfDoll: oh, beej does a good doofensmirtz
Silver_Slip: beej to the past
GapFiller: 'the episode of ChillPoint'
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RockPusher: rayfkSanic_HF
GapFiller: not to be confused w/ ChillPoint which is happening rn
MagicalAttackGecko: Thanks Beej for that security based nintendo story lrrHEART
Earthenone: 19 minutes would be quite short for a chilpoint
GapFiller: honestly didnt realise the island was on its own plate; always thought this whole time it was just on the Pacific plate
NewtyNewts: Oooh, I've got that same water bottle!
nalha: who is this cool person?
Invitare: Nintendo Direct had a rhythm game
Sethalidos: @RockPusher fekkin nightmare fuel
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPeek
CodeIndigo: So basically it was like being told "It's Sonic's 30th anniversary!!" every week for fifteen months
GapFiller: having been a massive Ib fan for most of the ten years its been out lemme tell yr finding out it was heading for the Switch is GUN
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Mai_Andra: do be doo... bum.
CanvasWolfDoll: i mean, i didn't even know about state of play until checkpoint reported on it
Mai_Andra: It took ubisoft so long to get to assassin's creed... and then there were so many assassin's creeds... =o
EikoandMog: LUL
GapFiller: nalvLUL nalvCool
Snowcookies: lmao
GapFiller: that is strong
mowdownjoe: Right, that was Colbert last night.
NewtyNewts: Top tier line
Mollylele: that tour de france joke was from Colbert ^^ yep
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Sethalidos: Beej no
Mai_Andra: xivGoob xivTonberry lrrSPOOP
Sethalidos: uh
Invitare: the thing is, microtransactions have been profitable ever since Horse Armour. NFTs are just a disaster
Stammer6: Finally catching a ChillPoint. How's everyone doing? <3
Sethalidos: did the stream just die for anyone else
Driosenth: 'blockchain' may be excellent backend tech for tracking digital goods in MMO's, no reason to tie it to crypto or NFT's or even let the players know of it.
Sethalidos: that was weird
BusTed: @Sethalidos no
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TemporallyAwry: You wish there was a secret cabal - because the alternative is that they're all just *really* dumb.
Sethalidos: it said it was offline for me then I refreshed and it was fine
JDogg2K4: Canadian Telecoms much?
DoodlestheGreat: @TemporallyAwry They're just that dumb.
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NightValien28: never forget what they did and never trust them
DigitalSeahorse: whatever you do, don't offer the tracks for free when you've got the only tram behind a paywall, I'm not playing now out of spite mostly, June's Journey katesDesk
FITorion: The myth of Competency
DigitalSeahorse: I'm also busy but mostly that
RockPusher: Large organisations are ironically, terrible at organisation
saucemaster5000: the history of the world is a comedy of errors
EikoandMog: I mean, Occam's Razor. The simplest solution is often the most correct one.
mitomanox: been from the future
CaptainSpam: You want a nice, convenient Evil™ to fight.
mitomanox: beej from the future
DigitalSeahorse: "I wanted to pay for the tracks," no I want a tram I don't have to pay for even if it's a less pretty one
DigitalSeahorse: katesDesk katesDesk katesDesk
Driosenth: It started with horse armor
EikoandMog: Yeh, Gacha isn't about the small people putting little amounts. It's about whaling. A whale will cover tens of thousands of normal people.
CodeIndigo: There's more of a comparison to MMO monetization policies, but the only MMO that's even been working for is FF14 right now
tipulsar85: Did I jump in on the One D&D conversation?
DeM0nFiRe: Your aunt didnt give you a sense of pride and accomplishment?
CodeIndigo: @DeM0nFiRe "don't you people have uncles?"
DigitalSeahorse: katesDesk
Earthenone: i think of it as boiling a frog
DeM0nFiRe: @DeM0nFiRe LUL
DiamondMX: You heard it here, frogs smarter than gamers.
EikoandMog: It's like the flies in vinegar vs honey. The vinegar works better.
DigitalSeahorse: katesDesk lucidPride lucidHype
Drasvin: The frog boiling experiment required cutting out the frog's brain first
electric_claire: Frogs will absolutely leave hot water
Invitare: no that was... the guy that lost the recent court case
Invitare: Alex... something?
CodeIndigo: AJ isn't boiling frogs, just turning them gay
DigitalSeahorse: Alex Jones
saucemaster5000: a trend of frog boiling
Mai_Andra: Yeah, propaganda blowhards are all the same.
EikoandMog: The issues are absolutely fixed, by the way.
NewtyNewts: Wow, future!Beej swapped to retro!Beej
DiamondMX: @CodeIndigo AJ is having gay sex with frogs? I knew it!
EikoandMog: I have NOT had a single problem with connection now the game is patched.
tipulsar85: 64000 open ports... I'm sorry What Nintendo?
Drasvin: I was flabbergasted by that blatantly bad network security
RockPusher: Open up the ports and let the sunshine* in! *Sunshine may turn out to be malware.
tipulsar85: That net code hurts my head.
Earthenone: N 64 (thousand open ports)
DigitalSeahorse: port forwarding is annoying
GapFiller: yeh just cz yr can doesnt mean yr shd
CodeIndigo: now you're playing with power*! *power requires responsibility, not included
NewtyNewts: @GapFiller "Czech your can" doesn't mean "your shed"... sound advice
GapFiller: nalvLUL its starting to feel like there shd be a poll or something for how many sunglasses Beej is gonna get thru here
RockPusher: Here's the socket interface, fill your boots
NewtyNewts: Are we on sass!Beej now?
CodeIndigo: Remember, Nintendo doesn't understand how things can be abused until it's too late. See also: SwapNote
Akaiatana: Any port in a Dorm
RockPusher: Nintendo is a Family brand - Penetration Testing far too lewd for them sergeSipp
Drasvin: Some programs might need multiple ports to keep separate functions clear. But no program should need ALL the ports
Geldaran: from a networking perspective, that tells me the port is dynamically assigned and they don't know what it will be.
Geldaran: the advice still stinks.
tipulsar85: I'm not a network specialist, I just play one in tabletop RPGs.
NewtyNewts: Maybe it's setting defaults, you mean?
neacon: the inbound packet is not going to know the internal address of the home network
neacon: its only going to have the WAN IP
onlyjoshingbutnotalways: you've lost me Beej. *frothes at mouth*
Driosenth: any IT specialist's know if IP6 increased the the number of ports available from 2^16 that IP4 has?
Sethalidos: I do IS as a profession and that article made my brain die from the stupid
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NewtyNewts: I don't think IPv6 affects the ports, it just affects the addressing
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DigitalSeahorse: lucidWeb lucidWeb lucidWeb
neacon: Nintendo network is a series of tubes, filled with feces
Geldaran: best case, your switch is available to the world. worst case, the person screws up and compromises their router.
Mollylele: @johnny ayyyy lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
NewtyNewts: Yeah, port range doesn't change between IPv4 and IPv6
Earthenone: sounds like the anarchists cookbook thing
tipulsar85: Hardware firewalls on consoles? *laughs at the lack of space.*
GapFiller: Mollylele nalvHi hai Molly
johnny: Hey @Mollylele
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDed
RockPusher: Given the awareness of the advice now, I imaging a bunch of *hats are studying the Switch network stack for wormable exploits now
Glodenox: Can confirm that port ranges don't change between IPv4 and IPv6
neacon: you dont know tech support, its a "throw everything at the wall and see what sticks" answer to say forward everything to it
Laserbeaks_Fury: Removing all the locks and windows from your car definitely fixes the issue of not being able to get in your car
Glodenox: Port forwarding just basically lets the outside world use a port on your WAN IP to access another device within your network (might be another port)
RockPusher: 3389
ShaneLeeAtk: 3389
GapFiller: 3389
badpandabear: Isn't UPnP supposed to deal with this problem?
GapFiller: Laserbeaks_Fury thats a worryingly good analogy
NewtyNewts: 1024 and lower are dedicated, yeah.
CodeIndigo: Would you rather drink from a drinking fountain or a fire hose?
neacon: speaking of ports
NewtyNewts: ayy
electric_claire: Nobody has ever been screwed over by opening port 22, not a one
Earthenone: now its goldeneye, make sure to open 64000 ports
Glodenox: Opening port 22 certainly makes you more popular on the internet. Don't we all want that? :D
GapFiller: it feels part of the problem w/ any port or remake of Goldeneye is that making it playable to a modern audience and making it faithful to the original are zero sum opposing goals
GapFiller: its not really faithful to the orginal unless its on 12 frames or less
GapFiller: way less if Turbo Mode obv
fiftymcnasty: @Earthenone better yet 64007
ShaneLeeAtk: And standing still aiming
letfireraindown: I recall the Perfect Dark port they got onto the Xbox 360... nostalgia hit and that was just so tough to control!
CodeIndigo: Goldeneye's game design was awesome in 1997. In 2022... not so much.
GapFiller: Perfect Dark N64 required the Expansion Pak
GapFiller: which was its own separate headache
fiftymcnasty: its also a seminal FPS
Drasvin: There used to be a bunch of people clamoring for a Goldeneye remake
DiamondMX: "proved" - I still don't believe it.
Earthenone: also famously proved you were friends with a screen cheater
GapFiller: gotta hold my hand up here to say always preferred Perfect Dark to Goldeneye
CodeIndigo: Not saying it's not a classic, but everything it did that was groundbreaking has become completely standard and expected in even non-FPS games now
ShaneLeeAtk: The Broccolis
mowdownjoe: An attempt, but with Daniel Craig filling in for Pierce Brosnan.
Invitare: Activision
CodeIndigo: Also worth noting that Goldeneye 007 came out like three years AFTER the film did
RockPusher: For those who want to go down the what uses what port for networking rabbit-hole - https://www.iana.org/assignments/service-names-port-numbers/service-names-port-numbers.xhtml
gnyrinn: "Big corporations working together" is usually a bad thing, hence anti-monopoly legislation.
NewtyNewts: Sunglasses pair number... 4? 5?
Dandinstorm12: not nearly enough
Dandinstorm12: classic
Mollylele: that's what they call in the biz a "parent trap" lrrBEEJ
Juliamon: They have to hairyfoot around some things
Dandinstorm12: because of the potential money Paul
saucemaster5000: I love balbon Hargins
Juliamon: (please don't)
GapFiller: see also FFVII
NewtyNewts: They had to limp, they couldn't hobble
Silver_Slip: i mean, not to mention them going through a orginizational nightmare after the smash poll
Izandai: Ayup
johnny: wow came out the year I met my wife
dumbo3k: I was 4 years old!
onlyjoshingbutnotalways: I was 3
Dandinstorm12: everyone desperately wants to recreate Jackson's original trilogy
Firewhiskers: Bezos needs something to impress people with in parties
CanvasWolfDoll: i was born! just didn't play goldeneye
RockPusher: seabatHITBOX
letfireraindown: Yeah, I played a ton back when I was in high school
GapFiller: Oddjob was meant to be Nick Nack
Dandinstorm12: I was alive
They_Are_Alyx: The Tolkien estate is notoriously stingy
Favre_the_Undead: my aunt hadn't been born
DiamondMX: I was around and gaming, but I was a PC gamer.
GapFiller: from Man With the Golden Gun
ButButTheJesus: he's not even from the Goldeneye movie
onlyjoshingbutnotalways: oddjob is like the monkey in Timesplittere...
CaptainSpam: Rare confused Oddjob with Niknak.
mowdownjoe: I loved that Graham ranted about this in FRWL.
GapFiller: oddly enough everyone goes on abt Oddjob nobody ever says anything abt Boris crouching
DiamondMX: @onlyjoshingbutnotalways They should remake Timesplitters - that was a good FPS.
Dandinstorm12: and Boris was slightly below
ScrapyardGhostTrain: *Neither* of them are in Goldeneye!
ShaneLeeAtk: And aiming was impossible
Dandinstorm12: uh Harry Potter would give them a run for it Beej
CodeIndigo: Pour one out for Richard Kiel. His only line in the series: "cheers."
Firewhiskers: @CodeIndigo Eeegah!
Beleqwaya: you can definitely crouch, but most people forgot about it
ButButTheJesus: you could duck
Beleqwaya: The second OP strat was just to play your entire round crouched :-p
Juliamon: The best part being it not even actually being box art
Dandinstorm12: silly Boris and his Hawiian shirt
GapFiller: so many 5 hr+ rant videos
Izandai: Oh okay, I was wondering about that. I didn't think we had the box art yet.
Driosenth: Harold Sakata, the actor who played Oddjob in Goldfinger, was 5'10". Hervé Villechaize, who played Nick Nack in The Man with the Golden Gun, was 3'11"
NewtyNewts: Imagine if you didn't have Paul in the middle...
Earthenone: looking for a trailer? here is a 30 minute breakdown of the 30 second trailer
EricTheOrange: Hey Beej wanna let you know you missed one farming sim in the direct. the harvest moon for the 64 is coming to the virtual console on the Switch.
Juliamon: Someone mocked up a box art version of the key art and every media outlet stole it and ran with it
GapFiller: nalvThink how many 'like follow subscribe' reminders can yr squeeze into a 6 hr + rant video
Izandai: Wow
Firewhiskers: The only thing I care about in Tears of the Kingdom is how soon trans modders will have access to it.
Silver_Slip: audiobook gaming news
Dandinstorm12: gottem
ShaneLeeAtk: Zeltik is good stuff
Izandai: The only Zelda Youtuber I watch is Kleric. Y'all should watch Kleric.
Earthenone: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a lasagna tray full of bran
Dandinstorm12: !badadvice
LRRbot: Hack it with your katana.
GapFiller: !advice
LRRbot: Run behind it, and stab it in the back.
NewtyNewts: !picnic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
Dandinstorm12: !findquote R1
LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these lrrEFF ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
NewtyNewts: Content-aware Phil.
EricTheOrange: Damn you Content Aware Phil!
LordZarano: Liquid rescale, aka seam carving
Juliamon: That's part of what graphic designers are for, making that look natural.
NewtyNewts: Another layer deeper.
Firewhiskers: Just feed "Tears of the Kingdom" into an AI art generator and send the results to every news outlet.
NewtyNewts: But the Beej dug too greedily, and too deep, in the Mines of Ironia
Izandai: I think the one it is works much better than the one it isn't would.
saucemaster5000: They just publish an image of link sobbing
Dandinstorm12: game called what?
kusinohki: camel cup ??
Juliamon: niccus I really want to purge that for politics, but it's a very good pun
CodeIndigo: Stairs of the kingdom
Firewhiskers: "I want more life f-----r." -Roy Blatty deliberately pronouncing a word badly
Earthenone: are the tears of the kingdom tears in the timelines?
Invitare: Teas of the Queendom
Izandai: In Japanese it'z romanized as "taizu"
Earthenone: is the the zeldaverse of madness?
Nigouki: Pears of the Kingdom where it's just farming
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Tirs of the Keangdom.
EricTheOrange: I propose that English get it's act together and not have diferent words with the same spelling
Izandai: Er, "tiazu" maybe.
Dandinstorm12: Tares of the Kingdom, about farming
LordZarano: te-a-res of the kingdom
Firewhiskers: @EricTheOrange Japan's got us beat there.
kusinohki: tarrow of the kingdom. you're a candle maker
Invitare: they always keep the name secret for Zelda games
Dandinstorm12: yes
Invitare: the initial reveal for BOTW was unnamed too
Dandinstorm12: as a fan, yes
saucemaster5000: he was worried you'd know Zelda was sad
NewtyNewts: Fangoblins
niccus: Tiers of the Kingdom, a smashlike for the zeldaverse
Izandai: I was kind of hoping that they wouldn't tell us the name until, like, the day before release.
ButButTheJesus: can confirm, am goblin
DeM0nFiRe: sergeSipp
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lithuasil: Beej with the sunglasses at night o:
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CodeIndigo: @Izandai You could never get that close to release day without a leak
Izandai: Yeah I know, but still.
Izandai: It would be VERY funny.
Dandinstorm12: can we get "Fans are thirsty goblins" added as a quote?
CodeIndigo: Triangle Strategy, second in the Stupid Names series!
Silver_Slip: remember how much of a screw up tom holland made just by revealing the no way home title graphic
LordZarano: Untitled Triangle Goose Strategy
Izandai: I still can't believe that after Square went though it with Octopath Traveller, they made that mistake AGAIN with Triangle Strategy!
EricTheOrange: Naw man the kingdom is crying tears of lava.
CaptainSpam: So if there's tears of the kingdom, that clearly means there's tear DUCTS of the kingdom... there's aqueducts involved!
Drasvin: Tears as plot coupons
Izandai: Triangle Goose Traveller
CodeIndigo: Variant Daystupid
SAJewers: why adobe garamond and not comic sans? Kappa lrrBEEJ
ButButTheJesus: Project Tears: Final Zelda Fantasy XIII
Firewhiskers: No, Infinite Undiscovery is still worse
Izandai: They fucking better call the rings in Fire Emblem Engage "Engagement Rings"
Earthenone: fire emblem was on the N- Gage?
Izandai: I want them to be called that and have NO ONE in the game remark on it.
CodeIndigo: I mean as much crap as I give the series they're absolutely brilliant games
EricTheOrange: japan loves adding random english words, Sounds cool to japanese listiners I guess.
TehAmelie: i was afk, but have we covered the hilarious news that 100 dollar bills in the world of Street Fighter has Dr Light on them?
Firewhiskers: @EricTheOrange Who remembers when Kojima invented the word "transfarring"?
Izandai: It is fine, but it's also *weird*
CanvasWolfDoll: two of those games are remakes of games i love dearly!
GapFiller: OH this
ButButTheJesus: @Firewhiskers yep, I transfarred my save of MGS Peace Walker from PSP to PS3
CodeIndigo: beej channeling his inner Bono this time
TehAmelie: oh, we're just getting to the lesser news
RockPusher rolls up sleeves
kusinohki: @erictheorange I heard somewhere that using a 2nd language in japan is seen as "high class" or something.
CaptainSpam: Man, if I had a nickel for every farming game in the Direct, I'd have four nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened four times.
KarnakGWJ: Or, in my opinion a glut of any one genre released all at once doesn't seem like a good idea, farming sim or otherwise.
Drasvin: Kernel-level stuff? Ewww
Beleqwaya: This is why I don't play Valorant
electric_claire: If somebody asks to touch your ring zero find an adult
CaptainSpam: Hoo boy, kernel-level stuff.
Mai_Andra: Watch out for your cornhole, man.
KarnakGWJ: Cheating at Solitaire.
DiamondMX: By cheating, they mean modding. They want to sell you those.
Firewhiskers: If they sell single player DLC, then yes, they care.
Earthenone: how does the kernal feel about suprise mechanics?
Izandai: I mean, if there's like, leaderboards or somesuch.
Drasvin: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
Nydestroyer: dont want you cheating their loot boxes
ScrapyardGhostTrain: 'Cheating' = modding, I guess?
LordZarano: Nobody likes, WITH GOOD REASON
EricTheOrange: Colonel root kits here with colonel root kits root canals.
DoodlestheGreat: And to everyone else it's malware, too...
TehAmelie: hrng, colonel, i'm trying to be sneaky but my root kit is dummy thicc
EikoandMog: Honestly, I get it.This is a very, very hard problem to solve.
Izandai: ^
Izandai: Cheaters fucking suck.
ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie :D
TheWooglie: rightly so
RockPusher: Trust the most hated brand… sure
keyforgealchemist: cheaters gotta cheat
Izandai: No! They don't! They could just not be dickbags!
Driosenth: real 3rd party security auditors wouldn't let that near their computers
LordZarano: The only absolute anticheat is cloud streaming
lazymagpie_: y'all do realize they're talking about anti-cheat software in single-player games?
onlyjoshingbutnotalways: it's you Chillpoint. You're the most popular.
EricTheOrange: Is P at the moonbase? I hear what sounds like child squeels.
Izandai: @lazymagpie_ At this point we're talking about anti-cheat software in general.
LordZarano: Cause all your system receives is video and all it sends is controls
TheWooglie: lazymagpie_ it's just FIFA 23 so far
Earthenone: the technomancers who bless the machine own it
DoodlestheGreat: Our robot overlords own it.
CodeIndigo: Interesting, this is the last year EA has the FIFA license. Are they adding this fiasco in order to intentionally tank the FIFA name?
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RockPusher: Explosive collar, but trust us, we're never going to *use* it…
Earthenone: i imagine you just need to run all competitve games on a cloud server to double check imputs?
GapFiller: it feels theres a connection to be made here to the earlier story abt opening all the Switch ports
keroan0: The base game is FTP
TemporallyAwry: The base game - or the $500 of DLC?
Nydestroyer: I am guessing free to play with 500$ of dlc LUL
CodeIndigo: Microtransactions for your sims to use the potty
Izandai: Did Beej explain the shades?
aerohydra: nope
Izandai: Okay
EricTheOrange: Do you get the round walls, that's all that matters
GapFiller: Izandai it was a whole bit at the start
Izandai: Cool
GapFiller: Heather was in on it too
Silver_Slip: timegate shennanigans
Earthenone: do your sims need to watch comercials to speed up time?
TemporallyAwry: iirc at launch Sims4 has some pretty blatant "want this cool thing, it's money" in the in-game menus. That's why I "noped" right out. That's super predatory nonsense.
fiftymcnasty: Also they have enough xpacs out just getting people in the game to buy those is probably very worth it
TehAmelie: what is behind the sims? is there simulations of sims?
Silver_Slip: oh, like how ark survival went free now that 2
LordZarano: Famous youtuber James Turner plays the Sims right?
Mai_Andra: xivCactuar xivCactuar xivCactuar lrrFINE
ButButTheJesus: Oops All Assass's ™
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Chat, I haven't seen Checkpoint yet - is there a reason why lrrBEEEJ has a dozen pairs of sunglasses?
GapFiller: yes
GapFiller: there was a bit top o the show
Mai_Andra: So many Assassins' Creeds... I need to get back to it. I'm only about half way through the series...
Mai_Andra: Very hype for Mirage.
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Got it, thank you.
Earthenone: nobunaga time?!
EricTheOrange: Warring States, everyone's favorite era of japan
v_nome: Yay Tenchu!
Earthenone: are you a bad enough dude to kill nobunaga?
Mai_Andra: Also, they apparently are adding Assassin's Creed PlayOnline application...
Firewhiskers: Assassekiro?
EricTheOrange: @Earthenone I mean Nobunaga was canonically assassinated so I bet that could happen
CanvasWolfDoll: huh. i do wanna learn more japanese history. maybe i'll finally pick up an assassin credd
Firewhiskers: Are you going to have Masamune as your weapon maker?
saucemaster5000: assassin's creed missouri
TehAmelie: maybe they'll go through every feudal monarchy in history
TheWooglie: Do you have to say sorry after every kill?
EricTheOrange: Hood OVER the hat
LordZarano: How many countries have ever existed?
Monocerotis2010: goes cross country with different gear
TehAmelie: Germany's used to be over 300 countries at the same time
onlyjoshingbutnotalways: Assassin's Creed Down Under! let's gooo!!
EDCBeerGeek: AC Jersey Shore 😂
Firewhiskers: Assassin's Creed Aztecs beating down the Spanish
josh___something: More shanties >:D
Snowcookies: new Canada?
saucemaster5000: @EDCBeerGeek I love this idea, please Ubisoft, I don't ask for much...
Silver_Slip: assasins creed antarctica, assasin vs the Thing
mowdownjoe: @EDCBeerGeek Banned from LRRCord. (But not really...)
GapFiller: Assassins Creed Cascadia!
Monocerotis2010: Hipster Creed
CodeIndigo: Assassin's Creed Pittsburgh
niccus: who would be assassinated
EricTheOrange: how old is montreal?
kusinohki: future AC where they're on the moon??
EDCBeerGeek: AC Antartica…Hyper Violent Penguin Club!
kusinohki: low gravity kills!
Earthenone: maybe assasins creed canada will follow the gold rush and will just be roadquests route :)
CaptainSpam: Assassin's Creed Alex's Kitchen
Snowcookies: @EricTheOrange It's like the second French colony in canada that existed iirc
Firewhiskers: Next have an Assassin's Creed in a Final Fantasy or Witcher universe.
Silver_Slip: assassins creed ravnica
Drasvin: So Salem?
Denulius: Assasins Creed Metaverse ?
Monocerotis2010: @erictheorange Montreal was founded in 1642
Earthenone: can we hang the heads of our enemies there at least?
EDCBeerGeek: AC Salem would be pretty good actually…
Mai_Andra: It just sounds like PlayOnline from Final Fantasy XI
Silver_Slip: so the ubisoft launchair
TehAmelie: my new favorite part of trying to count the world's nations, there are like 17 separate countries in Siberia where they never accepted the czar's rule
Drasvin: Sounds like AC: Infinity might be a way to handle the framing narrative.
Firewhiskers: Multiplayer = "can you act like a bot?"
saucemaster5000: @TehAmelie I'd like to subscribe to siberia facts, thanks for the google hole
Mai_Andra: but will the mobile be available on switch? touchscreen control doesn't work for me... =/
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Firewhiskers: We already have an Assassin's Creed Metal Gear crossover
They_Are_Alyx: So many Assassin waifus
Silver_Slip: genshin creed assassins impact
electric_claire: Getting my hopes up, Paul
Firewhiskers: Trans and enby assassins when
EDCBeerGeek: I would be ok with AC waifu edition 😅
BusTed: Also Poinpy.
saucemaster5000: Into the Breach is fantastic
EricTheOrange: I mean Into the breach is on like console and PC as well
TehAmelie: i want to see Assassin's Creed Goes to the Moon
Snowcookies: AC novels have been a thing before but I've never heard an announcement of them before
Mai_Andra: Remember when the entirety of the new Assassin's Creed news was "a second year of Valhalla!"
TehAmelie: some sci fi or alternate history
EricTheOrange: I think Paul wants more sailing assassins creed for more sea shanties.
saucemaster5000: I just want another Rayman....
NightValien28: they must have found a new way to crunch and abuse people
Firewhiskers: "You have already lost weight!"
They_Are_Alyx: AC is probably their biggest moneymaker
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHeck aaaaaaaatatatatata
NewtyNewts: Where's the yaaaaaatatatata?
CanvasWolfDoll: excited for that episode of rhythm cafe
Mai_Andra: Hopefully, they will make the original Assassin's Creed game available on a modern console (maybe through Infinity.)
EricTheOrange: The problem with the FotNS fitness boxing is theirs no way for you to punch as fast as kenshiro.
TehAmelie: hmm how many ways are there that acupressure punches are illegal in boxing rules? let's fined out
LordZarano: There's similar things for VR
Firewhiskers: @EricTheOrange Attach the JoyCon to a paint mixer
EDCBeerGeek: Just don’t move…the game will assume you punched…
Silver_Slip: onegai muscle
EricTheOrange: yeah it's a rhythm game not like, wii boxing or whatever
DigitalSeahorse: lol
fiftymcnasty: Nani!
Firewhiskers: "When you walk away, you won't hear me say, yatatatatatatata!"
DigitalSeahorse: the console is already dead vicksyDed
TehAmelie: cool guys don't look at their opponents exploding
EricTheOrange: the inbuilt mic has to hear you say "omai wa no shinderu" at the end.
GapFiller: the one time gotta step away to cycle fluids mid stream and it happens to be the show which doesnt do breaks lol
DigitalSeahorse: wat
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Saints Row & GTA is on switch
TemporallyAwry: Your 3 favorite aliens :D
EricTheOrange: there's way more violent stuff on the switch than yakuza.
GapFiller: nalvThink Fall Guys Fork Knife roster head to head
Laserbeaks_Fury: Spock, a Xenomomrph, and Hatsune Miku walk into a bar
Silver_Slip: hatsune beanku
josh___something: Hatsune miku dragging Destiny 2 Warlock into the jelly abyss.
EDCBeerGeek: Sigh…I’m gonna have to buy Miku…
Firewhiskers: Ethan, Leonard, or Zachary Spock?
They_Are_Alyx: Fall Guys Miku sounds extremely cute
NewtyNewts: Oh yeah, Duck Miku.
TheAinMAP: FallWinning ThankEgg
Driosenth: why no xenomorph rhythm game?
GapFiller: are we getting Galvatron Spok? Kappa
Invitare: Heather "I like to dress people up and watch them dance" Dery
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EricTheOrange: I find it funnier when they put characters in Fortnite cuz then you get to see them shooting people with a gun.
Silver_Slip: so you can wear vulcan face
DigitalSeahorse: I keep forgetting I have an eraser stick right here and using the dumb chunky gum one
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Spock Girls
ButButTheJesus: Scary Spock
CanvasWolfDoll: i always preferred ginger spock over sporty spock
Laserbeaks_Fury: Posh Spock
Laserbeaks_Fury: Baby Spock
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Sporky Spock
DigitalSeahorse: xD
CodeIndigo: @Laserbeaks_Fury doo do do dooo, ba by spock
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDed vicksyDed vicksyDed
josh___something: 59 hatsune mikus... and 1 banana.
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPoint
NightValien28: fire emblem pepsi
Drasvin: That name sounds like a Fire Emblem/ Star Trek crossover
Invitare: I didn't know they were still making games for teh N-Gage
EDCBeerGeek: Looks good…medium dumb name…
CodeIndigo: Fire Emblem Ship Wars
EikoandMog: I love that Marth is this legendary hero when he's actually one of the weakest units in the original.
Laserbeaks_Fury: One ring to rule them all and in the triangle bind them
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TehAmelie: i'm tempted to get Fall Guys just to pretend it's Pusheen: The Game
ButButTheJesus: Ghost Rom Hax
LordZarano: They're getting engaged! LuvBlush
They_Are_Alyx: Smooch the ghosts! spacev7Yay
Izandai: I say again: I desperately hope the rings are called "Engagement Rings" and NO ONE in the game ever comments on it.
EricTheOrange: We'll see so far I'm kinda meh on engage compared to 3 houses. i liked how they focused in on less characters this one feels like their going back to the Fire Emblem Fates with way to many charecters.
Silver_Slip: didnt a kamen rider do this at some point, i think mage?
Silver_Slip: wizard*
yarrrgh: !next
CodeIndigo: Every anniversary Kamen Rider does that, particularly Fourze did
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week, Canadian Highlander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (1:16 from now).
nyquister_: AAA industry trends strikes again?
nyquister_: Gatekeeper in or riot
EricTheOrange: LRRMVG got it
Silver_Slip: oh you havent heard of the gatekeeper's ring? guess you arent a real FE fan
LordZarano: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week, Canadian Highlander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (1:14 from now).
KV1NN4: tryign to figure out what crispy thing si will manage to find for myself tomorrow
aiamethyst: I know at least elves, merfolk
GapFiller: CRISPY HYPE
CaptainSpam: Regular Crispiness!
Juliamon: I don't have a source for crispy yet tomorrow, I may have to just toast an apple cider donut
EricTheOrange: @KV1NN4 it's an in joke they turned into a thing
Beleqwaya: can we get a bit more than that.
ButButTheJesus: the what now
Beleqwaya: Please. Give us SOMETHING to work with.
ScrapyardGhostTrain: But what about lightly crispy things? Kappa
RockPusher: Gotta work out what I am going to do for Regular Crispy day
ButButTheJesus: @Beleqwaya no, that would be Extra crispy
RockPusher: maybe a nice croissant
Lithobraker: Got here late, did they cover the transphobic gladiator management dev getting kicked off steam?
Beleqwaya: @ButButTheJesus Fair
JessKay: regular crispy zeta
FITorion: in college our scifi club had several Toms, Original Tom, Cripsy Tom, and Extra Crispy Tom
EricTheOrange: Get jacob off topic by talking about Transformers
Beleqwaya: Yay Fate Stay cooking!
Lysander_salamander: It's so strange that the Rhythm game doesn't have the rhythm doesn't match up with the music in the game.
Dalrint: Every day's great at your juneesss...
Lysander_salamander: that could have been worded more coherently
RockPusher:
GapFiller: its a rhythm game in the same way its a Fate Stay Night game Kappa
albatros064: unicode: great, unless it's encoded as utf-16
Lysander_salamander: gauntlet? Neat
RockPusher: They specifically cannot be horses, it's right there in the title lrrBEEJ
Lysander_salamander: Or the doom marine?
Beleqwaya: I mean, Emiya cooking is pretty integral to his character profile. :-p
GapFiller: RockPusher yr say that but theres a lotta leeway there
Snowcookies: thanks for the stream
Lysander_salamander: have a good afternoon!
DeM0nFiRe: nice
RockPusher: nice
Lysander_salamander: !next
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Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
ButButTheJesus: byeeee
LordZarano: There's 3 different eighth notes in Unicode for some reason ♪𝅘𝅥𝅮𝆕
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