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v_nome: Curry flavour?!
DarkMorford: What's the format tonight?
TehAmelie: curry favors?
Juliamon: Canlander tribal
DarkMorford: Fun
DarkMorford: Hm, maybe I should order pizza tonight.
matthaus_c: damn, I'd never thought Windswept Heath would be in a Canlander deck
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matthaus_c: !fart
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TehAmelie: it just occurred to me how strange it is to curry is a verb with just a single use
TehAmelie: favor is the only thing that can be curried
v_nome: If you were turning something into a curry would that also be currying?
Ukon_Cairns: i would assume it had other uses
Juliamon: You also curry horses
Ukon_Cairns: had being the operative word
Decaped: I curry disfavor online all the time.
TehAmelie: i guess the food is a homonym
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TehAmelie: turns out to curry favor comes from an expression meaning being dishonest
IbunWest: prawnzWave
Fruan: English has a few weird old words that now survive only in idioms. I'm a big fan of 'ulterior'.
matthaus_c: meaning is the wildest thing
Juliamon: curry comes from the French correier
v_nome: Is it dishonest, or is it just spicy truth?
Juliamon: to curry favor = to arrange things in your favor
TehAmelie: sort of straightforward. "i'm here to pretend to like you to butter you up"
TehAmelie: "flatter, seek favor by officious show of courtesy or kindness"
IbunWest: I feel like as a rule a definition should not include another word that you have to look up.
Fruan: @IbunWest But that's every word if you know little enough
mitomanox: !next
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matthaus_c: but it's like the dictionary is sending you on a fetch quest!
Ukon_Cairns: irl fetch quests PogChamp
Decaped: there's a good sketch/bit in here for using only idiomatic words in alternative ways.
samteacheslatin: The best definitions are actually ones that contain words that you need to look up, but when you look up *those* words, you discover you need to know your original word to understand *that* definition.
IbunWest: Dictionary AR
Spades_Slicc: Are we ready for the work-week-end cardboard arena?
IbunWest: ARG*
DeM0nFiRe: Isn't an IRL fetch quest just called grocery shopping?
drthvd3r: I think you can drop the word "Grocery" from that.
TehAmelie: dictionary alternate reality could be a thing too
Fruan: I don't think its a quest if you give it to yourself.
matthaus_c: @Spades_Slicc this is paper, not arena lrrBEEJ
Spades_Slicc: @matthaus_c i did specify cardboard
Ukon_Cairns: @TehAmelie imagine the meta verse, but instead of "things" its just the word for said thing
Ukon_Cairns: just the worst doom mod
IbunWest: I am pretty sure there was a cartoon like that.
matthaus_c: @Fruan oh the best quests are the ones you give yourself. like walking the length of the mojave desert to find the man who shot you in the face over a poker chip
matthaus_c: @Spades_Slicc fair enough :p
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TehAmelie: i'd browse a dictionary in the Doom engine
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ShaneLeeAtk: !players
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Ukon_Cairns: they played something like that on watch + play, yeah? it was doom but just numbers instead of textures or models or w/e
Izandai: That players list doesnt' seem right.
IbunWest: Cori is on mono purple eh?
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IbunWest: @DigitalSeahorse abatLUL
TehAmelie: Doom rendered with ascii. i was thinking more a regular map with a dictionary written on the walls
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DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
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DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTap katesJam lucidWiggle katesWiggle
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IbunWest: Alex is clearly on Hat Tribal
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyBounce vicksyHappy
v_nome: Wizards, soldiers, merfolk, and surprised Nelsons?
TehAmelie: nice. i've long wanted a cloak, maybe i have to make one myself too
Haroldholmes25: thinking there's gotta be goblins and elves in there
matthaus_c: is Nelson doing an What do your elf eyes see
SmashTCG: pog Paper magic?
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Ukon_Cairns: clerics, soldiers, and merfolk would all make sense
IbunWest: I was thinking Nelson is on birds
ShaneLeeAtk: I wonder if the ASCII start Wars thing is still alive...
type_variable: knights, soldiers, merfolk and elves
Haroldholmes25: could be clerics instead
emonotony: TehAmelie This one has water redirection channels and is machine washable.
Juliamon: I mean.. yall know how to find the answer, right?
Haroldholmes25: I think they're trying to use the new tribal stuff from DMU
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TehAmelie: sweet
Haroldholmes25: @Juliamon that would be too easy
RandomTrivia: @Juliamon Stop being so sensible :D
matthaus_c: ^
Juliamon: Then why do I even bother updating the command? NotLikeThis
matthaus_c: yea I think Alex could be goblins, I don't remember which card has the goblin with a cute lil soldier hat tho
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Ukon_Cairns: i wouldnt be surprised if there was a tweet or a blurb on the website that has the answer, but also waiting another min or so probably also answers the question
ImprobableSloths: hi
TehAmelie: howdy
SnackPak_: sergeHi
itira: well, hey there
DigitalSeahorse: xD
matthaus_c: @Juliamon for when we decide we want to netdeck them :p
midnightcurryjazz: wheelerHub wheelerHub
RandomTrivia: @Juliamon Once the surprise is revealed, *THEN* we'll use the command
DigitalSeahorse: why thank you
Welbog: Me the viewer? That's me!
Haroldholmes25: thanks for the gift sub @laikagoat
Blargant: thanks for having us it's great to be here
thraximore: thanks ben
WavesOfBabies: Thanks for having me. Great to be here.
Fanklok: don't lie to me Ben
Fromaginator: thanks wheeler, feel great, back to you
laikagoat: @Haroldholmes25 lrrSHINE
SnackPak_: Hi Paul
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micalovits: Tribal night??? Yeeeees, show me my small red friends!
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LithelyUnshod: Good haircut Wheeler
Sientir: I'm glad I look great in this cheap American flags onesie. :)
jacqui_lantern234: oh, look! its a beautiful group of nerds whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!! <3
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Bengineering: Wait im here why am i resubbibg
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Saphire282: Aww, thanks Wheeler, I did do my hair before coming here, I'm glad you noticed.
WiJohn: They've got so many they're stacking them like cord wood!
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HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Is Wheeler on Cats again?
TemporallyAwry: A Kingdom of Cards HyperCrown
MegaDosX: And to think, if Ben had just been talking in chat someone probably would have gifted him a sub sooner or later and he could have saved his money :p
RandomTrivia: @jacqui_lantern234 lrrSHINE sergePrideLove sergeHeart benginHeart
matthaus_c: ah the good old Arahbo game
ImprobableSloths: the spreadsheet never lies
TemporallyAwry: Can confirm - recieved that pin earlier this week lrrHEART
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: The wild thing about the cats deck is iirc Wheeler won the 2 offscreen games 2-0
RandomTrivia: "I'm not playing Cats, Alex is here and he has a Darkblast" is such a wonderful sentence that makes no sense unless you know exactly what every word means :D
Bengineering: @MegaDosX this resub was from a gift sub :P
midnightcurryjazz: whoa! there is another friday
RandomTrivia: Oh that transition was FANCY
MegaDosX: @Bengineering Oh right it's a multi month one, my b
matthaus_c: holy moly
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Darkblast only 69 cent on Card Kingdom! nice!
airylan: oh my
MegaDosX: Yeah this is going to be interesting
trevorwisn: oh wow
RandomTrivia: benginChaos
Bengineering: I'm playing unsleeved benginFine benginRage benginChaos
patrick_stonecrusher: oh god ive been impacted D:
MegaDosX: Ben no
matthaus_c: Degeneracy Draft
jacqui_lantern234: @Bengineering guess what?! youre loved AGGRESSIVELY
Bengineering: u cant stop me
duckace11: oh boy that sounds interesting
bwk789: US and Canada only or is EU/UK eligible?
alice_the_dense: All decks are bomb.dec
TemporallyAwry: Please use Sleeves this time LuvOops
CururuGuasu: Draft mono-rares
matthaus_c: @Bengineering deal, but you have to play on the pavement outside
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I'm calling 3 Lillianas
MegaDosX: Ben are you also bringing a slab of asphalt to play with your unsleeved cards on?
Bengineering: im gunna put sandpaper down as a mat
matthaus_c: fuck yeah
matthaus_c: let's go
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jacqui_lantern234: @Bengineering do it coward, you wont
RandomTrivia: Pretty sure one of Ian's cutting mats could be used as a rough surface
mitomanox: loot
bwk789: Thanks @LoadingReadyRun appreciate the quick spot and answer lrrHEART lrrHEART
TemporallyAwry: Low Earth Orbit? :p
CururuGuasu: You have to pick it up in person
FixTheJames: Open to everyone, but some of you may have to fight in "The Pit" (Trademark).
MegaDosX: lmaoooooo
SnackPak_: so smart
MegaDosX: Wheeler the loophole guy
raulghoulia: "certain husband"
matthaus_c: only if your husband knows you're gay
TehAmelie: hypothetically, if you were married
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Husband? does your roomate know?
DigitalSeahorse: ellible
Mischievous_Catgeist: is remi eligible
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Saphire282: How will the dog use the cards?
duckace11: you must declare the husband like a compagin
RandomTrivia: Pffft HypeLUL
Izandai: Don't you lie to us, Wheeler.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Haha, puns!
patrick_stonecrusher: what about wheeler's roommate?
SnackPak_: oops
RandomTrivia: welp
MegaDosX: Is it perhaps a ball of them?
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
Bengineering: what if we do a FNPF with just the LRR pets
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Wheeler's not on Clerics? In 2022!?
emonotony: Anyone on Bogle tribal?
Favre_the_Undead: how good are knights?
LRRbot: Arbor Elf [G] | Creature β€” Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Untap target Forest.
Oneiros96: clerics ?
Sientir: That's a pretty arbor elf.
LRRbot: Silent Clearing | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {W} or {B}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Silent Clearing: Draw a card.
Kumakaori: XD, oh wheeler, your humor is *chef kiss*
Mischievous_Catgeist: ooh that elf is pretty
DangerDiabolik: D: THE FRIAR WORKS
LRRbot: Black Knight [BB] | Creature β€” Human Knight [2/2] | First strike / Protection from white
Fromaginator: is it possible to enter both the twitch and youtube VOD contests?
matthaus_c: horizon cyclelands on arena when
Radyin: Arbor Elf is some of my favorite rk post art.
CastleOtranto: Wait, mono-green elves is Canlander playable!? I am inappropriately excited.
LRRbot: Marwyn, the Nurturer [2G] | Legendary Creature β€” Elf Druid [1/1] | Whenever another Elf enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Marwyn, the Nurturer. / {T}: Add an amount of {G} equal to Marwyn's power.
saucemaster5000: Remy plays a mean aggro deck, but Baxter has lots of removal
Izandai: @DangerDiabolik That's clerics, not knights.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Nelly do you have a druid subtheme with that one druid that steals land?
LRRbot: Mutavault | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: Mutavault becomes a 2/2 creature with all creature types until end of turn. It's still a land.
arrowbounce: Still can't tell if it's elves or druid :P
LRRbot: Knight Exemplar [1WW] | Creature β€” Human Knight [2/2] | First strike / Other Knight creatures you control get +1/+1 and have indestructible.
duckace11: everything is canlander playable.
MegaDosX: Spicy
hurricanealpaca: Ben is playing bears
Welbog: Wheeler's getting strong
matthaus_c: love bear force one
DangerDiabolik: Oh, it's Friday Knight Paper Fight
AugmentingPath: hurricanealpaca trained armadons now
TehAmelie: Marwyn the big ramp, more like
Mischievous_Catgeist: elf lander
RandomTrivia: HAH
MegaDosX: What Do Your Elf Eyes See?
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
MrPipboy3000: Knight's to Meet you?
RandomTrivia: sergeJustRight
Dmc3628: A Knight to Remember
TemporallyAwry: Forest for the Trees - is my go to on MonoGreen
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RechargeableFrenchman: The big five oh
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RandomTrivia: "A Ball of Elves"
bunnyboigorm: lrrPAUL
MegaDosX: Oh shit
matthaus_c: Is This Frog An Elf
duckace11: Vancover island by Knight
bwk789: Mardu or BW Knights though Ben?
Welbog: It goes in every deck.
maxthefourth: 99 Elves and a Defiler
Alex_Frostfire: Oh dear.
circusofkirkus: spoiler: yes
Fromaginator: Nelly's deck is named "yes" ?
RechargeableFrenchman: Wheeler could call is deck Knights to Meet You
LRRbot: Gala Greeters [1G] | Creature β€” Elf Druid [1/1] | Alliance β€” Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, choose one that hasn't been chosen this turn β€” / β€’ Put a +1/+1 counter on Gala Greeters. / β€’ Create a tapped Treasure token. / β€’ You gain 2 life.
Mischievous_Catgeist: does this go in elves?
patrick_stonecrusher: Feudalism Pun
LRRbot: Gaea's Cradle | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {G} for each creature you control.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Is Defiler your hoof?
Mr_Bitterness: 99 Elves and their Craterhoof
RandomTrivia: Well this sure was a hand
LRRbot: Fierce Empath [2G] | Creature β€” Elf [1/1] | When Fierce Empath enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a creature card with mana value 6 or greater, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
arrowbounce: Call it "A defiler visits Rivendell"
MegaDosX: Holy shit
Haroldholmes25: oh yeah now this is pod racing
Fromaginator: I'm something of a fierce empath myself
RandomTrivia: Nelly, please, that man had a family
RandomTrivia: *has
Radyin: Ah, I see that elves is doing elves things.
WavesOfBabies: elves doing elves things
aurousjackal: jeebus
matthaus_c: frog frog frog frog
TehAmelie: this ramp is ramping itself
Khalstrom: That's elves alright
Welbog: Does Nelson just win?
RandomTrivia: That was a really bad typo benginFacepalm
AugmentingPath: well, Wheeler's knights are indestructible, that'll help, right?
LRRbot: Craterhoof Behemoth [5GGG] | Creature β€” Beast [5/5] | Haste / When Craterhoof Behemoth enters the battlefield, creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.
Fromaginator: @RandomTrivia not once Nelly is through with them
LRRbot: Dwynen, Gilt-Leaf Daen [2GG] | Legendary Creature β€” Elf Warrior [3/4] | Reach / Other Elf creatures you control get +1/+1. / Whenever Dwynen, Gilt-Leaf Daen attacks, you gain 1 life for each attacking Elf you control.
MegaDosX: What was it Wheeler said in that Commander game? Nelson's deck has a bus to catch?
MrPipboy3000: Ahh Craterhoof ... the biggest elf
matthaus_c: Dwynen of Dwynen's Elite?!
LRRbot: Concealed Courtyard | Land | Concealed Courtyard enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
Fromaginator: @matthaus_c the very same
LRRbot: Council's Judgment [1WW] | Sorcery | Will of the council β€” Starting with you, each player votes for a nonland permanent you don't control. Exile each permanent with the most votes or tied for most votes.
Izandai: Hi Dwayne!
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: So Wheeler's dead?
multeyemeteor: Ohhhh baby... Canlander!
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Wheeler siding into cats
duckace11: What do mean the tribe has spoken
Izandai: Marwyn seems selfless enough to accept the result.
Welbog: Belf
Ukon_Cairns: i did like the idea of 3 of them bringing kinda fringe tribes, but then Nelly brings Goblins to be the end boss to see if the other tribes can hang. but if not Goblins than Elves is a close second.
cloudeon5: good thing craterhoof don't win games
emonotony: Hoof is the most traditional elf
Mischievous_Catgeist: the horns are point ears
RandomTrivia: benginLul
aurousjackal: WOW
MegaDosX: Good lord elves
wench_tacular: ouch
RandomTrivia: Well that happened
matthaus_c: Wheeler going out with a power move. respect
MegaDosX: Gala Greeters is pretty good
Pinwiz11: Elves and their Tank
aurousjackal: was that a record game?
AugmentingPath: Rough Knight, eh?
Haroldholmes25: gala greeters is real dang good
Izandai: So that was a turn 4 Hoof.
RandomTrivia: That's just Elf-fall, in the Elfball deck lrrBEEJ
midnightcurryjazz: wheelerH wheelerY
MegaDosX: "Huh. That happened."
bwk789: Shove Elves or Shelves as my regular pod calls it
drthvd3r: Nice Legacy Elves deck you have there Nelly.
ckupf: Serge definitely turn 2'd on lands once
blastedman: Liam t2d on Tin Fins like 3 times
Welbog: Elves and the Friends We Made Along The Way (to victory)
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: "Play this Beta creature. Go" "Ok, Kill you with Craterhoof"
alice_the_dense: Classic hoof turn 4
thraximore: I walked away for TWO TURNS
circusofkirkus: wheeler didn't go 1 drop, 2 drop, 3 drop wrath, that's his problem
Musicsquid: Nelson is playing my actual favorite deck of all time
Favre_the_Undead: is wheelers deck too fair?
raulghoulia: "oh no I'm playing a green deck"
Fruan: "Mox to power out 5 cent cards" is such beautiful canlander nonsense.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: What tribe is Flash Hulk a part of?
RandomTrivia: It's still very banned
Izandai: I think it's still banned.
RandomTrivia: They unbanned Oath of Nissa
LastCenturion: still banned
thraximore: @circusofkirkus wouldn't even be bad with the Exemplar in play
bwk789: @HuecalpixquiJeanIII Meat and Eggs tribal
jjjak0: Wheeler; net zero, some game
circusofkirkus: @circusofkirkus true, should clarify the wrath should be toxic deluge
AutonomousTurtle: Premodern is rad. It's got a decent following.
thraximore: NOW you're thinking with magic
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Duck1 I've got a duck too
AugmentingPath: By "premodern" I assumed he meant Extended
AutonomousTurtle: It's between Modern and Old School (4th-Scourge)
type_variable: isnt that Extended?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Does Pre-Modern get new cards with Old Border cards? That would be wild
duckace11: DigitalSeahorse where did you get that duck
Perlpop: LRRMTG of the planet Omicron Persei 8
Fromaginator: post modern night, just art evening
LRRbot: Noble Hierarch [G] | Creature β€” Human Druid [0/1] | Exalted / {T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.
superdude097: Kamigawa Block Constructed Timy Leaders FNPF when?
RandomTrivia: Honorary elf
thraximore: honorary elf
DigitalSeahorse: duckace11 I made it for my channel out of a photo I took! digita435Duck1 digita435HYPE2
emonotony: I like Gig Worker. Must be a Modern-legal card printed as common in a Modern-era Standard set.
dweebert91: I made my first premodern deck last week.
thraximore: no, Kor is
thraximore: ah thank you wheeler, beat me to it
DigitalSeahorse: I also added some defaults until I make more
Izandai: That's what we in the business call a layup.
cheshire_creeper: Woah is that a SIGNED magic card?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Elf-core? I used to listen to that.
cheshire_creeper: That's pretty neat
MadWolf1290: @DigitalSeahorse ...I misread that as "potato" and was very confused
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Prancy Pants Canlander Night please
Blargant: 'a little lob' nelly's playing heckin' HOMARIDS in elves now?
duckace11: neat.
bwk789: Nelly do you play the kor anglais, the popular zendikar instrument?
Mustang_Redcloak: Have you guys ever considered Pauper Commander?
Fromaginator: DQ soft serve?
LRRbot: Karakas | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {T}: Return target legendary creature to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Triumphant Adventurer [WB] | Creature β€” Human Knight [1/1] | Deathtouch / As long as it's your turn, Triumphant Adventurer has first strike. / Whenever Triumphant Adventurer attacks, venture into the dungeon.
matthaus_c: oh no he played a 2021 card
MegaDosX: The Alchemy rebalance is a 2/1
Dmc3628: luckily it's not the alchemy one
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HuecalpixquiJeanIII: "Fixed it" lrrAWESOME
LRRbot: Elvish Champion [1GG] | Creature β€” Elf [2/2] | Other Elf creatures get +1/+1 and have forestwalk.
DigitalSeahorse: MadWolf1290 LOL I mean I could make a duck out of a potato but I'd probably save that for a goal of some sort digita435Hehe
LRRbot: Mox Jet [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {B}.
Mischievous_Catgeist: mox mox jet
cheshire_creeper: OOOO that's a neat cool card
MegaDosX: Like, I don't see an issue with the rebalance one since the dungeon cards saw no play in standard, so making them more playable in Alchemy is kinda neat
Dmc3628: brappa DOO Cena Elf is hee
duckace11: I would help you reach the goal of potato duck
Ukon_Cairns: mox ink jet
matthaus_c: I left my Mox Jet with Saffi
LRRbot: Valiant Knight [3W] | Creature β€” Human Knight [3/4] | Other Knights you control get +1/+1. / {3}{W}{W}: Knights you control gain double strike until end of turn.
tehfewl: elf knights in eldraine
RandomTrivia: Now we're talking!
ImprobableSloths: Real and legitimate
thraximore: oh YEAH baby
Piperlyon: that sure is the realest Mox Jet I've ever seen
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Your Mox Jet looks small, did it go through the wash?
jjjak0: Good enough for the card reader, good enough for me
Juliamon: mocks jet
cheshire_creeper: The Lords are in Position
thraximore: now THAT'S a lord
MegaDosX: I love Mox into Valiant Knight :p
micalovits: Tomb!
AugmentingPath: Love to see a Leotau on camera
Perlpop: Not lost anymore!
Ant__R: got some audio doubling going on now
JohnPraw: Paul is the best.
LRRbot: Quirion Ranger [G] | Creature β€” Elf Ranger [1/1] | Return a Forest you control to its owner's hand: Untap target creature. Activate only once each turn.
thraximore: no sound for the dungeon? umbral4Sadge
Izandai: I'm not hearing any audio doubling.
Ant__R: nvm was me :)
matthaus_c: @Ant__R I'm not noticing any
matthaus_c: ah gotcha :p
RandomTrivia: Not to be confused with the Lost Mine of As-Fan-Delver, which is a weirdly specific rabbit hole about arguing over how many Delvers should be in an average pack lrrBEEJ
LRRbot: Sylvan Messenger [3G] | Creature β€” Elf [2/2] | Trample / When Sylvan Messenger enters the battlefield, reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all Elf cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
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thraximore: huh, I didn't know elves had a goblin ringmaster creature
micalovits: Hey look, its elven ringleader!
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HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Oh hey, that one Goblin card was a cycle
thraximore: ringleader, thanks
Izandai: Sure was!
RandomTrivia: Whose tunnels?
Izandai: I think one of the others was a merfolk?
Fanklok: Is Ben some kind of Kavuologist
TemporallyAwry: Is Craterhoof just big Kavu?
thraximore: the sound!
thraximore: yessss
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Oooooh, Surroun Sound!
MegaDosX: Nelson takes one Googol damage
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LRRbot: Fatal Push [B] | Instant | Destroy target creature if it has mana value 2 or less. / Revolt β€” Destroy that creature if it has mana value 4 or less instead if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn.
LRRbot: Black Knight [BB] | Creature β€” Human Knight [2/2] | First strike / Protection from white
LRRbot: Llanowar Tribe [GGG] | Creature β€” Elf Druid [3/3] | {T}: Add {G}{G}{G}.
Fanklok: Is Ben running Haakon?
AugmentingPath: playing black knight went well last time, let's see how it goes this time
LRRbot: Dwynen's Elite [1G] | Creature β€” Elf Warrior [2/2] | When Dwynen's Elite enters the battlefield, if you control another Elf, create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token.
jjjak0: ELF
CastleOtranto: Wheeler's got JOKES
AugmentingPath: really abusing the repeal of mana burn here
matthaus_c: if I may ask, where can we get snazzy tokens such as Nelson's Elf? and also maybe have a clean and well lit place to storm out?
LRRbot: Chord of Calling [XGGG] | Instant | Convoke / Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
aurousjackal: "Chord of Calling? This seems...fine..."
baskwalla: @matthaus_c I'm pretty sure that Elf token is from Card Kingdom.
TehAmelie: new chord, who dis?
bwk789: is the dmu elf lord a 2 drop or 3 drop?
TemporallyAwry: @matthaus_c At the Duchy of Cardboard? lrrBEEJ
LRRbot: Zealous Persecution [WB] | Instant | Until end of turn, creatures you control get +1/+1 and creatures your opponents control get βˆ’1/βˆ’1.
Izandai: oh dear
Dmc3628: ooh
matthaus_c: love the pouty vampire from the Ixalan art
LRRbot: Vindicate [1WB] | Sorcery | Destroy target permanent.
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JokerBoney: weee 22 months on canlander
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superdude097: !card dwynen's elite
LRRbot: Dwynen's Elite [1G] | Creature β€” Elf Warrior [2/2] | When Dwynen's Elite enters the battlefield, if you control another Elf, create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token.
LRRbot: Waste Land | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Waste Land: Destroy target nonbasic land. That land's controller creates a Wastes token.
jjjak0: Ah yes knights are truly the scary part of orzhov removal
LRRbot: Elvish Harbinger [2G] | Creature β€” Elf Druid [1/2] | When Elvish Harbinger enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an Elf card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
DigitalSeahorse: duckace11 I'll have to come up with a list of them I guess once I get back to stream regularly, after I ship this DB craft
kumatsu: I forgot that that Harbinger was a mana dork
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Why does the harbinger have horns?
delusionalprole: Wastes token?
Fanklok: Quick everyone name your favorite knight, mine is Nameless Inversion
emonotony: Orzhov Removal Tribal is... a fairly normal deck.
Izandai: Llanowar elves are just like that.
thraximore: @HuecalpixquiJeanIII Lorwyn elves are horny
matthaus_c: @baskwalla thanks for linking that!
Favre_the_Undead: lorwyn
kumatsu: @HuecalpixquiJeanIII Lorwyn elves have horns
Alex_Frostfire: Lorwyn elf, probably.
Izandai: They're horny.
duckace11: @DigitalSeahorse yay. Anything for more ducks in the world
matthaus_c: I think the T. S. Eliot flavour Wasteland might be my mtg white whale
Izandai: Right, Lorwyn
minksterella_: more importantly than having horns
minksterella_: lorwyn elves very racist
baskwalla: @baskwalla You bet!
TheTunnelingCat: lorwyn made hornly elves
LRRbot: Multani's Acolyte [GG] | Creature β€” Elf [2/1] | Echo {G}{G} / When Multani's Acolyte enters the battlefield, draw a card.
minksterella_: justice for goblins
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Duck1 digita435Duck1 digita435Duck1 tootLol
LRRbot: Unclaimed Territory | Land | As Unclaimed Territory enters the battlefield, choose a creature type. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell of the chosen type.
thraximore: naming zombie, oddly enough
matthaus_c: doot doot!
definenull: tadahhh
MegaDosX: Unclaimed Territory, naming Phyrexian
LRRbot: Venerable Knight [W] | Creature β€” Human Knight [2/1] | When Venerable Knight dies, put a +1/+1 counter on target Knight you control.
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX naming Uncle Istvan :p
jjjak0: Shocking that weenie agro both won on the play
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: It might be the best card in Wheeler's deck
Izandai: WHAT
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c Not a legal creature type, smh my head
Dmc3628: yeah meatball is expensive af
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX >:o
Fruan: Meaty Treasures
Jadaris: put it on the list, problem solved
eshplode: Just print it at common. I'm sure it won't affect limited at all
jjjak0: We already had a reprint with double feature!
thraximore: god please
MegaDosX: Alternate universe art of Meathook Massacre would be pretty cool
Dmc3628: probably in the necron one
airylan: massacre themed commander deck? meathook, girl, worm, ...?
Pinwiz11: They just added a couple of skulls
thraximore: I've still never seen a physical copy, everyone I know only has proxies
TheTunnelingCat: meathook is singlehandedly preventing me from building a standard deck
panpan_unbroken: sounds like a Dark Eldar thing
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Just put one in Brother's war, I'm sure Urza did something like that at one point
matthaus_c: love paying 1 Wildcard instead of $60+ for a Meathook Massacre
Jadaris: in space, no one can hear you meathook
TheTunnelingCat: like, i just dont want to buy them, and have no desire to
LithelyUnshod: I preordered a foil and it's turning out to be an amazing choice.
duckace11: I somehow ended up with three meathook massacures and I'm not sure what to do with them
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matthaus_c: @duckace11 I mean, if you wanna sell high, the times are pretty favourable
Dmc3628: not un wurm
thraximore: @duckace11 ransom them to the rabble
Izandai: Chord
duckace11: @duckace11 oo chaos
LRRbot: Noble Hierarch [G] | Creature β€” Human Druid [0/1] | Exalted / {T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.
Plasterboard: 40K Meathook Mass = suit depressurization and everyone getting a waft of the smell
jjjak0: Won't you usually be out of cheaper creatures by the time defiler comes down?
LRRbot: Mox Jet [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {B}.
Decaped: EACH?
matthaus_c: Nelson's Heath is cooler :p
Decaped: I want a button that says "EACH?"
Izandai: @jjjak0 In elves? not necessarily.
ckupf: Wastes isn't a type
flatluigi: wastes isn't even a type
baskwalla: What a.. waste... Paul got it
TheTunnelingCat: wastes isnt a land type, its just the name of the land with no types
Favre_the_Undead: wastes aren't a type?
Fruan: Waste isn't a subtype. There's nothing for anything else to be.
MegaDosX: Paul.
superdude097: Wastes is just the cardname, not the type
dreadskulll: mh3 snow wastes?
Izandai: There's no way for anything but a Waste to be a waste.
micalovits: We are so rude!
MegaDosX: Chat is pushing their glasses up their nose at you
LRRbot: Wintermoor Commander [WB] | Creature β€” Human Knight [2/*] | Deathtouch / Wintermoor Commander's toughness is equal to the number of Knights you control. / Whenever Wintermoor Commander attacks, another target Knight you control gains indestructible until end of turn.
matthaus_c: next twitch chat is gonna tell me Nameless Race isn't a type
Fanklok: Can't that new land from DMU be a waste?
TemporallyAwry: !card wastes
LRRbot: Wastes | Basic Land | {T}: Add {C}.
ReachW: Technically every nonbasic that taps for C is a Non-Basic Wastes really
MegaDosX: @Fanklok Thran Portal still requires you to pick a basic land type
MegaDosX: Which Wastes isn't
thraximore: !decks
HadesLeprechaun: is my internet just dying or is the stream dropping frames a bit
Ant__R: anyway heres RR into embercleave
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LRRbot: Timberwatch Elf [2G] | Creature β€” Elf [1/2] | {T}: Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of Elves on the battlefield.
LRRbot: Shattered Sanctum | Land | Shattered Sanctum enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
thraximore: do we have the decklists?
ThePaddyMcB: If Wastes isn't a type, then aren't all lands without types Wastes
matthaus_c: !decklists
Anubix_007: I wonder if someone is playing eldrazi tribal?
LRRbot: Black Knight [BB] | Creature β€” Human Knight [2/2] | First strike / Protection from white
thraximore: @matthaus_c thanks!
matthaus_c: np!
Jadaris: your internet @HadesLeprechaun
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bwk789: circle of loyalty is broken but not in the good mythic way
MegaDosX: Comes back claiming it's a flesh wound
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LRRbot: Once Upon a Time [1G] | Instant | If this spell is the first spell you've cast this game, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. / Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
MegaDosX: Banned cards? Ew!
Dmc3628: tis but a flesh wound
matthaus_c: retail for ouat? never seen that
MegaDosX: You do not
flatluigi: !card tournament grounds
LRRbot: Tournament Grounds | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {R}, {W}, or {B}. Spend this mana only to cast a Knight or Equipment spell.
jjjak0: Gotta tell the rest of a story now Nelly
emonotony: What's the G/U Eldraine tribe?
LRRbot: Imperious Perfect [2G] | Creature β€” Elf Warrior [2/2] | Other Elves you control get +1/+1. / {G}, {T}: Create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token.
Dmc3628: food tribal
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Turns out Once Upon a Time is still a good card when it's not free... fancy that
thraximore: doesn't look like it
LRRbot: Quirion Ranger [G] | Creature β€” Elf Ranger [1/1] | Return a Forest you control to its owner's hand: Untap target creature. Activate only once each turn.
Dmc3628: helmed by Oko
TehAmelie: no connection troubles on my end, but that doesn't mean twitch hasn't singled you our for lag
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TheTunnelingCat: there are 13 elf knights, most are green or GW, but theres also rune-cervin rider which is a 4 mana 2/2 flier that can get +1/+1 till EOT for 2 hybrid GW
LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature β€” Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
jjjak0: The elfiest of birds
flatluigi: love that birds alter
LRRbot: White Knight [WW] | Creature β€” Human Knight [2/2] | First strike / Protection from black
TemporallyAwry: Got there lrrGOAT
circusofkirkus: is this Exodia?
Jadaris: is that an alter sleeve or an actual alter @LoadingReadyRun
praxisispraxis: He assembled the combo
JohnPraw: This deck speaks to my middle school age self.
MegaDosX: And they were roommates
TehAmelie: they have very safe sex together
matthaus_c: I love it so much that DOM sets have continued the White Knight/Black Knight duos
LRRbot: Stromgald Crusader [BB] | Creature β€” Zombie Knight [2/1] | Protection from white / {B}: Stromgald Crusader gains flying until end of turn. / {B}{B}: Stromgald Crusader gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Dmc3628: knight of grace and malice are a tryptch together
MegaDosX: Excuse me what
jarikosik___: @Jadaris looks like a sleeve
Ant__R: someone had a stroke trying to say stronghold
jjjak0: You always have protection from your best friends
TheTunnelingCat: i believe its an actual alter, IIRC nelsons wife use to do them
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: @jarikosik___ It's an alter, Nelson's wife drew it iirc from past streams
TehAmelie: it would be sad if they had like, buffing abilities that they couldn't use on each other
baskwalla: It's like Spy vs Spy
theamc2000: Wintermoor does bot target?
LRRbot: Imperious Perfect [2G] | Creature β€” Elf Warrior [2/2] | Other Elves you control get +1/+1. / {G}, {T}: Create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token.
Jadaris: great, it looks aweome
jjjak0: Gotta get em real drunk for that tho
Jadaris: awesome*
MegaDosX: Yeah Wintermoor targets
MegaDosX: Whoops! :p
patrick_stonecrusher: parent trap as Richard Garfield intended
Haroldholmes25: !card wintermoor comm
LRRbot: Wintermoor Commander [WB] | Creature β€” Human Knight [2/*] | Deathtouch / Wintermoor Commander's toughness is equal to the number of Knights you control. / Whenever Wintermoor Commander attacks, another target Knight you control gains indestructible until end of turn.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Wait... can Wheeler not target ANY of his Knights with that?
APartofManny: with darkness it woudl be
jarikosik___: @huecalpixquijeaniii my bad
midnightcurryjazz: wheelerRita
Dmc3628: yeah this wintermoor sure can't give indestructability
MegaDosX: @HuecalpixquiJeanIII He can target the Stromgald now, but neither of the other knights
adept_nekomancer: Knight vs. Knight
Haroldholmes25: Stromgald has pro white
jjjak0: Wheeler confirmed cheating
TehAmelie: Knights of our Lives
Haroldholmes25: nelson playing checkers, wheeler playing chess with all these black and white knights
LRRbot: Order of Leitbur [WW] | Creature β€” Human Cleric Knight [2/1] | Protection from black / {W}: Order of Leitbur gains first strike until end of turn. / {W}{W}: Order of Leitbur gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Wintermoor was a really bad commander choice considering all your Knights are Pro W/B
LRRbot: Venerable Knight [W] | Creature β€” Human Knight [2/1] | When Venerable Knight dies, put a +1/+1 counter on target Knight you control.
Fydun: Rewatched equilibrium for the first time in years, and man that movie is not good
flatluigi: @HuecalpixquiJeanIII it's not commander
type_variable: finally someone can be indestructible
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I know
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: It's a joooke
MegaDosX: Squirrels!
Ammondale: I mean a 2/x deathtoucher seems alright?
LRRbot: Deep Forest Hermit [3GG] | Creature β€” Elf Druid [1/1] | Vanishing 3 / When Deep Forest Hermit enters the battlefield, create four 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. / Squirrels you control get +1/+1.
Mischievous_Catgeist: squirrels the elves of woodland critters
jjjak0: This sure is am inclusive 'elf' deck
LRRbot: Vindicate [1WB] | Sorcery | Destroy target permanent.
flatluigi: This.
TehAmelie: remember how Squirrellink is a real ability in the game of MtG? how about. . .Knightlink
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Cue Cam singing Vindicated
SeuGWJ: that vindicate art looks like TIE fighters
jjjak0: is vanishing the when the last counter removed or when counter can't be removed?
emonotony: Where are the pun foul cards?
TheTunnelingCat: last is removed
HadesLeprechaun: @TehAmelie knightlifelink is on an uncard
thraximore: wheeler takes a damage from the land?
Mischievous_Catgeist: sergePun
TehAmelie: huh
Welbog: Get elf insurance
LRRbot: Rofellos, Llanowar Emissary [GG] | Legendary Creature β€” Elf Druid [2/1] | {T}: Add {G} for each Forest you control.
Dmc3628: that's SHatter sancum not silent clearing
TheTunnelingCat: @jjjak0 vanishing is last removed, fading is when it tries and there are none
jjjak0: TY :)
LRRbot: Incubation Druid [1G] | Creature β€” Elf Druid [0/2] | {T}: Add one mana of any type that a land you control could produce. If Incubation Druid has a +1/+1 counter on it, add three mana of that type instead. / {3}{G}{G}: Adapt 3.
Dmc3628: that incubator has 3 toughness thanks perfect
MegaDosX: Elves can do an awful lot with low land counts
jjjak0: "2" forests
Fanklok: "Why is Roffelos banned, it's not even good" -my wife
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Elves tend to do that
LRRbot: Quirion Ranger [G] | Creature β€” Elf Ranger [1/1] | Return a Forest you control to its owner's hand: Untap target creature. Activate only once each turn.
SeuGWJ: elves are nature's goblins
thraximore: is wheeler paying life for the Silent Clearing?
thraximore: ohh wait
LRRbot: Shattered Sanctum | Land | Shattered Sanctum enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
thraximore: that's the innistrad land
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Check out Spice8Racks 40 minute video on why Rofellos would be the best Legendary creature to be friends with
LRRbot: Summoner's Pact [0] | Instant | Search your library for a green creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / At the beginning of your next upkeep, pay {2}{G}{G}. If you don't, you lose the game.
Ammondale: 2 4 6 that sure is 8
praxisispraxis: defiler time?
circusofkirkus: is it some large pigs?
jjjak0: Prosecution into wasteland for the win!
Muddy_Thunder: End Raze forerunners?
MegaDosX: lmaooo
Izandai: hm
MegaDosX: I love how quickly Nelson just went *wham* with the Defiler
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Do we need the tiny dice?
micalovits: Time to pour some dice onto to battlefied
MegaDosX: He might also kill himself on Phyrexian mana, who knows
SeuGWJ: he's going to start rolling a fireball targeting his own D&D party
APartofManny: wait elf tribal? with defiler?
OGS_ookami: β€œMay I have the dice tray” is a very powerful sentence
TehAmelie: make elfs, not war
Applecrisp: !card defiler of vigor
LRRbot: Defiler of Vigor [3GG] | Creature β€” Phyrexian Wurm [6/6] | Trample / As an additional cost to cast green permanent spells, you may pay 2 life. Those spells cost {G} less to cast if you paid life this way. This effect reduces only the amount of green mana you pay. / Whenever you cast a green permanent spell, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
airylan: !card Defiler of Vigor
LRRbot: Defiler of Vigor [3GG] | Creature β€” Phyrexian Wurm [6/6] | Trample / As an additional cost to cast green permanent spells, you may pay 2 life. Those spells cost {G} less to cast if you paid life this way. This effect reduces only the amount of green mana you pay. / Whenever you cast a green permanent spell, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
Applecrisp: gross
MegaDosX: "What do you mean it's each?!?"
SeuGWJ: gavin!!
jjjak0: In name but not deck list...
LRRbot: Scavenging Ooze [1G] | Creature β€” Ooze [2/2] | {G}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, put a +1/+1 counter on Scavenging Ooze and you gain 1 life.
niccus: sometimes the answer is "no"
APartofManny: he got it in time from Card Kingdom!
SeuGWJ: wait is scooze an elf??
APartofManny: XD
randombillfolds: What are the chances the Knight deck runs Holy Day?
adept_nekomancer: Maybe he ate an elf
Izandai: inkiehLul
sovietarchaeomancer: You are what you eat afterall
jjjak0: Defiler is on cast tho??
MegaDosX: Defiler of Vigor is so strong
SeuGWJ: yeah that makes sense
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: It doesn't just kill you like hoof does, but it DOES take more time
imgpw: scooze isnt an elf πŸ€”
TemporallyAwry: Really making up for that fast game one Kappa
SkiaSymphonia: Yahtzee is my favourite magic sub-game
Izandai: It's a little rude inkiehLul
jjjak0: Scooze woudlnt have counter and elf token wouldn't trigger
FittiusRex: durdle > winning
matthaus_c: if he wins the game he can't slap a dice tray on top of his cards
TheTunnelingCat: wheeler might have a fog effect, hood only happens once, defiler is forever
Izandai: inkiehLul
SeuGWJ: wow banned
Ammondale: cmon, wrath
TheTunnelingCat: hoof*
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: You probably had lethal? I dunno
midnightcurryjazz: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
niccus: "it's a fun card" has the same energy as "bless your heart"
LRRbot: Zealous Persecution [WB] | Instant | Until end of turn, creatures you control get +1/+1 and creatures your opponents control get βˆ’1/βˆ’1.
MegaDosX: Oh wow
Ammondale: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
SeuGWJ: lol
SmashTCG: just copy it 4 times
Niuttuc: Why win now when you could win three turns from now?
DigitalSeahorse: tqsSip
SeuGWJ: GG
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Nelson's deck has a good supply of plastic elf ears to make the non-elf creatures feel better
DigitalSeahorse: katesRip vicksyDed
MegaDosX: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh one more?
Muddy_Thunder: auto-keep
Mischievous_Catgeist: 4 turns only
micalovits: *Two Hours Later*
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Nelson's on elves, this game will take either 3 minutes or 30
SeuGWJ: one more again?
type_variable: quick in and out, 10 min game
Jadaris: whoever is ahead on turn 5 wins
DigitalSeahorse: mog1more vicksyHappy
Jadaris: life total only
jjjak0: So still dead but board should only have 1 counter right?
micalovits: No no, Nelson cast two green permanent spells
Ammondale: el clasico
LRRbot: Shambling Vent | Land | Shambling Vent enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}. / {1}{W}{B}: Shambling Vent becomes a 2/3 white and black Elemental creature with lifelink until end of turn. It's still a land.
SeuGWJ: good vent
LRRbot: Worthy Knight [1W] | Creature β€” Human Knight [2/2] | Whenever you cast a Knight spell, create a 1/1 white Human creature token.
TheTunnelingCat: walker specifically says "Walker of the Wastes gets +1/+1 for each land you control named Wastes." rather than just saying "Walker of the Wastes gets +1/+1 for each Wastes you control."
jjjak0: Scooze and what else?
LRRbot: Rofellos, Llanowar Emissary [GG] | Legendary Creature β€” Elf Druid [2/1] | {T}: Add {G} for each Forest you control.
SkiaSymphonia: nice save
patrick_stonecrusher: l suspect the main reason they made wastes is so colourless commander decks would be viable
matthaus_c: isolated chapeau
Ammondale: alright now both of you have to look at the bottom after the game
LRRbot: Sword of Fire and Ice [3] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from red and from blue. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, Sword of Fire and Ice deals 2 damage to any target and you draw a card. / Equip {2}
SkiaSymphonia: @jjjak0 Defiler into Loamspeaker into Scooze
Izandai: @jjjak0 It was a 1/3 that animates lands.
jjjak0: Ah thanks
emonotony: Ah yes, the sword-go deck. Got any knightbirds?
bwk789: Llanowar Loamspeaker @jjjak0
LRRbot: Joraga Warcaller [G] | Creature β€” Elf Warrior [1/1] | Multikicker {1}{G} / Joraga Warcaller enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each time it was kicked. / Other Elf creatures you control get +1/+1 for each +1/+1 counter on Joraga Warcaller.
Sogheim: whoa, Nelson's got two muffins already!
LRRbot: White Shield Crusader [WW] | Creature β€” Human Knight [2/1] | Protection from black / {W}: White Shield Crusader gains flying until end of turn. / {W}{W}: White Shield Crusader gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Mox Pearl [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {W}.
LRRbot: Crop Rotation [G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. / Search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Mischievous_Catgeist: mock mox pearl
Jadaris: mock pearl*
imgpw: mockx pearl?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Every other knight really does have pro W or B, huh
patrick_stonecrusher: proxy moxy
Ammondale: oh actually, mock [name] would be a great custom cycle
LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature β€” Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
Mischievous_Catgeist: prox mox pearl
Dmc3628: most old school knights have pro w or b
jjjak0: Why do knights hate themselves so
LRRbot: Winding Way [1G] | Sorcery | Choose creature or land. Reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all cards of the chosen type revealed this way into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.
Turei_Runetotem: it feels cruel to watch Wheeler play Knights against elves. like watching the Christians be eaten by the lions in the roman arenas
Jadaris: yeah mock [mineral] is a good un-card
LRRbot: Gala Greeters [1G] | Creature β€” Elf Druid [1/1] | Alliance β€” Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, choose one that hasn't been chosen this turn β€” / β€’ Put a +1/+1 counter on Gala Greeters. / β€’ Create a tapped Treasure token. / β€’ You gain 2 life.
TheTunnelingCat: winding way goes graveyard, that land shouldnt be on the bottom
SeuGWJ: that's good gala greeters art
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: !findcard mock
xherorush: all these new cards mmm
LRRbot: Waste Land | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Waste Land: Destroy target nonbasic land. That land's controller creates a Wastes token.
jjjak0: Which regional gala greaters is best tho?
LRRbot: Wintermoor Commander [WB] | Creature β€” Human Knight [2/*] | Deathtouch / Wintermoor Commander's toughness is equal to the number of Knights you control. / Whenever Wintermoor Commander attacks, another target Knight you control gains indestructible until end of turn.
MegaDosX: Even without Cradle Nelson has an awful lot of mana available
Dmc3628: that's still mertric ton of mana on Nelly
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: @jjjak0 I'm partial to the German one
MegaDosX: "Oh, you're dead." "But I'm at 24!" "Exactly."
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Russian is real nice too though
ReachW: @jjjak0 German one for my money too, but they're all great.
LRRbot: Elvish Champion [1GG] | Creature β€” Elf [2/2] | Other Elf creatures get +1/+1 and have forestwalk.
LRRbot: Ezuri, Renegade Leader [1GG] | Legendary Creature β€” Elf Warrior [2/2] | {G}: Regenerate another target Elf. / {2}{G}{G}{G}: Elf creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain trample until end of turn.
flatluigi: turns out elves are a good tribe
Izandai: !card regal force
LRRbot: Regal Force [4GGG] | Creature β€” Elemental [5/5] | When Regal Force enters the battlefield, draw a card for each green creature you control.
SeuGWJ: elves seems strong
LRRbot: Regal Force [4GGG] | Creature β€” Elemental [5/5] | When Regal Force enters the battlefield, draw a card for each green creature you control.
MegaDosX: Wild.
MegaDosX: Was definitely a quick one
Gooseblast: GG
SeuGWJ: game five, game five!
drgalifrey: I guess it's a best of 5
matthaus_c: game 5 during the break
TheTunnelingCat: needed a quirion ranger in those 8 to make a pile more mana
SeuGWJ: lol
matthaus_c: oh like that episode of P/CP
jjjak0: German definitely got fancy vibes going on
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Regal Force is a cool card, let's return to Lorwyn
Fruan: Nooo, my object permanence!
drgalifrey: Night Tribal right?
flatluigi: knight shift
SeuGWJ: that's Kiryu and Saejima fighting in a Yakuza game, punch each other out
Izandai: I told you not to lie to us Wheeler!
Gooseblast: Knight meta wheelerPog
emonotony: Three knight night
korvys: Friday Knight Magic
cheshire_creeper: I wish they added back Cat Tribal into standard again
korvys: Friday Knight Paper Fight
emonotony: Friday Fight Paper Knight
drgalifrey: @korvys Definitely need to change the stream title to this
patrick_stonecrusher: Three Knights and an Elf-y
TheTunnelingCat: my guess is that alex probably has zombies, and searge has hmmmmmm
SeuGWJ: Angel Tribal?
Fruan: "Land" is a tribe, right?
emonotony: TheTunnelingCat Goyf tribal?
TheTunnelingCat: no way theres actually 3 knights, thats just wheeler memeing
jjjak0: Smile advertisement is reeeeeaaaaly not in tone with the stream...
emonotony: TheTunnelingCat Like the rest of them can't commit to a bit
emonotony: I just keep getting very overpriced Sarnsung devices.
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTap vicksyTap vicksyTap
drgalifrey: is there such thing as tribal lands?
SeuGWJ: I've gotten ads for microwave pizza, michelin tires and some TV network with a bunch of really bad looking shows
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: @TheTunnelingCat Judging by Wheeler saying earlier "I almost ran (Card with tap kill a goblin) just to spite Alex" Alex is on Goblins
emonotony: I stopped buying Sarnsung once I had a phone that a) made noise overnight and b) had no way to turn it off while still charging
patrick_stonecrusher: l got a glass repair with uncanny vally levels of wooden acting
SeuGWJ: and two banks
emonotony: (It alarmed to tell you to unplug the charger once fully charged.)
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyNoU lucidOwO vicksyTrash
emonotony: I needed to root the device to turn that off. Never have bought Sarnsung after that.
TheTunnelingCat: hmmm yeah that makes sense, maybe searge has zombies then, not really any creature type he's "known" for, unless maybe its an artifact deck with "constructs" as its sorta theme
matthaus_c: !decklists
SeuGWJ: I like the anime lookin Braids art on the collector booster packs
DigitalSeahorse: I probably won't buy Samsung again if I can help it
drgalifrey: Serge is on tribal lands no?
Fruan: I guess there aren't enough Myr for a tribal deck. Not enough good ones, anyway.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Omnath Tribal?
SeuGWJ: hello serge and alex
TheTunnelingCat: oo fish
ReachW: The Line?
MegaDosX: Fishies!
imgpw: πŸ¦€ πŸ¦€ πŸ¦€ πŸ¦€ πŸ¦€ πŸ¦€
SeuGWJ: gob vs fish who wins
DigitalSeahorse: Feeesh!
jjjak0: More like tribal 'knight'!
korvys: Oooooh, Wheeler was lying. Ok. that tracks
superdude097: MERFOLKS!
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Are either of you running the Goblin/Merfolk card?
patrick_stonecrusher: The Rivalry!!
laikagoat: zoeyGoblin v zoeyUnless
MegaDosX: Perfect impression
SeuGWJ: that's a good wheeler impersonation
Sogheim: how do you not have merfolk?!
darkspiredragon: Not Serge's deck? So he is a fish out of water then...
MegaDosX: Does it have Kitchen Finks?
thraximore: merfolk v goblins is a classic matchup
Sogheim: you live on an island, you're surrounded by fish!
Juliamon: So it's not merfolkf
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Alex_Frostfire: Like Craterhoof in Elves?
TheTunnelingCat: hullbreacher
Juliamon: -f
circusofkirkus: is Jace a merfolk
SeuGWJ: yeah may have been some non-elves
TheTunnelingCat: wait, that is a merfolk
jjjak0: "okay there are merfolk...."
Sogheim: whoa, Paul, calling him out before the match even starts
LoxhamInABox: sounds like some excuses in here...
ElektroTal: as a strict tribalist, i dissent
emonotony: Alex_Frostfire Craterhoof is a classic elf.
thraximore: @Juliamon minus respect, eh
flatluigi: i think craterhoof is definitely an elf
androgyknits: Craterhoof is for sure an elf
drgalifrey: Alex's beard is too immense for this stream
DigitalSeahorse: πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒπŸ’―
UnkeptFlea: thassa's oracle, dishonorary merfolk
SeuGWJ: crat-elf-oof
TheTunnelingCat: theres probably also atleast 1 spirit in that fish deck
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I swear Serge if this is a Thoracle combo deck
Juliamon: Craterhoof is basically an elf catbus
LRRbot: Goblin Bushwhacker [R] | Creature β€” Goblin Warrior [1/1] | Kicker {R} / When Goblin Bushwhacker enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.
Izandai: Interdasting
SeuGWJ: 1/1 for 1 that's good value imo
Fromaginator: bushwalker
Drathak: Grenzo
MegaDosX: Neat!
ChargingFurret: whuh?
thraximore: huh
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: It's on rate
segundassegunda: bushwalker
midnightcurryjazz: spend that mana
korvys: Mon's Goblin Raiders, nice
Blargant: bushpatter
thraximore: umbraWut
LRRbot: River Sneak [1U] | Creature β€” Merfolk Warrior [1/1] | River Sneak can't be blocked. / Whenever another Merfolk enters the battlefield under your control, River Sneak gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
jjjak0: somehow rewinding the turn made everything seem worse??
Vandristine: Is there just... Goblin? like just a card called goblin
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: See, Serge paid 2 mana for a 1/1
Fromaginator: two mana for what alex did for one mana
drgalifrey: I see a card I have mana to cast... I cast that card
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHappy conniptions
LRRbot: Tarfire [R] | Tribal Instant β€” Goblin | Tarfire deals 2 damage to any target.
laikagoat: for some reason i always see river sneak as a spider looking thing
LRRbot: Merfolk Skydiver [GU] | Creature β€” Merfolk Mutant [1/1] | Flying / When Merfolk Skydiver enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / {3}{G}{U}: Proliferate.
MegaDosX: When it ETBs, not when another
patrick_stonecrusher: curve most important in red. 1 mana 1/1 is SeemsGood
Izandai: That's not what that card does, Serge.
type_variable: serge cant read though
AugmentingPath: Serge "sometimes cards are so good you play them off tribe" Alex: "this shock is a goblin"
ckupf: reread that one?
ChargingFurret: re read that?
MegaDosX: Serge read the card :p
LRRbot: Cursecatcher [U] | Creature β€” Merfolk Wizard [1/1] | Sacrifice Cursecatcher: Counter target instant or sorcery spell unless its controller pays {1}.
drgalifrey: Blatant Cheater
Fruan: No Serge
jjjak0: Really not a 1 mana goblin...
MegaDosX: I mean, it wound up correct
LRRbot: Goblin Sharpshooter [2R] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | Goblin Sharpshooter doesn't untap during your untap step. / Whenever a creature dies, untap Goblin Sharpshooter. / {T}: Goblin Sharpshooter deals 1 damage to any target.
thraximore: two mistakes, cancelled each other out
SeuGWJ: what's everyone's favorite goblin mine is hobgoblin bandit lord
MegaDosX: We wound up with the correct board state so I guess it works?
Fromaginator: click clack and the sharpshooter comes out
Izandai: Also elves.
thraximore: @SeuGWJ my favorite goblin is Mine Goblin
patrick_stonecrusher: cartoon bonk .wav
squ3e: Kitchen finks all over again
Sogheim: reading, explaining, yadda yadda yadda
LRRbot: Cavern of Souls | Land | As Cavern of Souls enters the battlefield, choose a creature type. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell of the chosen type, and that spell can't be countered.
jjjak0: Turns out owning no cards for a deck may result in some issues
ReachW: You only need to read them if you want to know what they do. Otherwise, not needed.
jacqui_lantern234: @thraximore i like your goblin, too Kappa
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: He named goat, too late
MegaDosX: Cavern of Souls naming Knights
matthaus_c: name Uncle Istvan you coward
thraximore: @jacqui_lantern234 wheelerKappa
Izandai: It's summoning sick, Serge.
drgalifrey: Judge! My opponent named goat
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c Still not a legal creature type
matthaus_c: legality is just a suggestion
Izandai: oh my
wulfaether: @SeuGWJ Goblin Flectomancer
thraximore: signer, serge wheelerKappa
MegaDosX: lmaooooooooo
circusofkirkus: LUL
Izandai: oh my god serge
jjjak0: goblin go pew pew
Fromaginator: serge accidental rub ins
matthaus_c: wow, serge blows you out while actively twitch chatting you
SeuGWJ: this is a rough game for goblins
Muddy_Thunder: If only red had a way to deal 2 damage....
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: If Serge was Twitch chatting him he'd have noticed the summoning sickness :P
LRRbot: Goblin Chieftain [1RR] | Creature β€” Goblin [2/2] | Haste / Other Goblin creatures you control get +1/+1 and have haste.
Fromaginator: you do have priority right now troll face irl
jjjak0: 2nd tarfire seems ideal
segundassegunda: sharpshooter seems good merfolk tech for the goblin match up
emonotony: Sweating sharpshooter bullets
LRRbot: Master of the Pearl Trident [UU] | Creature β€” Merfolk [2/2] | Other Merfolk creatures you control get +1/+1 and have islandwalk.
Fromaginator: O U R sharpshooter
cmdrzellgaudis: Bonecrusher Giant is an honorary Goblin right?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: The Goblin mirror seems like actual hell to navigate the stack
MegaDosX: More landwalk that is irrelevant :p
segundassegunda: @cmdrzellgaudis Eldraine cards are honorary changelings
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX I wouldn't count the islandwalk out yet
jjjak0: Can pew pew with shooter before damage tho
nymistrya: I miss landwalk. Landwalk was such a big deal when I first started playing kitchen table magic.
Dr_Shandor: Hey everyone! Liking the haircut Alex
Fromaginator: sharpshooter is powerless against the might of the master of the pearl trident
segundassegunda: Alex is splashing blue for mind goblin
MegaDosX: @segundassegunda Who's Steve Jobs?
cmdrzellgaudis: Lol mind goblin
DigitalSeahorse: >.<
Fruan: @segundassegunda Who's Steve jobs?
matthaus_c: alex might be splashing blue whether he wants to or not :p
squ3e: Can we put the mind control merfolk back on the reader briefly
TheTunnelingCat: mind goblin is RG though
LRRbot: Grenzo, Havoc Raiser [RR] | Legendary Creature β€” Goblin Rogue [2/2] | Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, choose one β€” / β€’ Goad target creature that player controls. / β€’ Exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.
SeuGWJ: I'm surprised I don't see snow more often in highlander decks on here, the snow cards seem nice, but idk
thraximore: @Fruan mind goblin ligma?
LRRbot: Tattermunge Maniac [{R/G}] | Creature β€” Goblin Warrior [2/1] | Tattermunge Maniac attacks each combat if able.
SeuGWJ: I liked snow lands in my goblin deck a lot when it was legal in standard
Izandai: Oh boy!
bwk789: !card vodalian mind
LRRbot: Vodalian Mindsinger [1UU] | Creature β€” Merfolk Wizard [2/2] | Kicker {1}{R} and/or {1}{G} / Vodalian Mindsinger enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it for each time it was kicked. / When Vodalian Mindsinger enters the battlefield, gain control of target creature with power less than Vodalian Mindsinger's power for as long as you control Vodalian Mindsinger.
LRRbot: Fireblast [4RR] | Instant | You may sacrifice two Mountains rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Fireblast deals 4 damage to any target.
SirZapdos: it's time for the smash smash song
SeuGWJ: nooo
Izandai: OH NO
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
jwholla: oh nooooo
thraximore: bwamp bwamp
Izandai: inkiehLul
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Go to cheat step
Izandai: The most cheat step FNPF has ever seen.
SirZapdos: level 1 Judge btw
jjjak0: not worth shooting warchief instead?
Izandai: Alex gets it back before it untaps.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Someone should have brought Cheatyface tribal, with a Cheatyface hiding behind every card in the sleeves
MegaDosX: I think Serge loses control before he has a chance to ping again
Fruan: This wasn't a cheat step, this was a whole cheat phase
Izandai: It's gauranteed untapped.
Joecool190: calls out alex for misplaying, make misplay
ckupf: can it killl itself?
funeststar: or shooting itself
korvys: The uptap trigger isn't going to resolve until after Alex has it
Joecool190: lol
Pharmacistjudge: it guaranteed untapped
Izandai: It will untap under Alex's control.
7roop: surely killing the chieftain is better
Lambent_Mongoose: cant he shoot the sharpshooter with itself
Alex_Frostfire: I think control returning isn't a trigger.
MegaDosX: Yeah Serge could probably have pinged the Chieftain but alas
DoctorHutch: could have shot down his lord goblin
type_variable: !card Goblin Sharpshooter
LRRbot: Goblin Sharpshooter [2R] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | Goblin Sharpshooter doesn't untap during your untap step. / Whenever a creature dies, untap Goblin Sharpshooter. / {T}: Goblin Sharpshooter deals 1 damage to any target.
LithelyUnshod: It has summoning sickness again
Izandai: @7roop Oh 1000%, but we don't come here for strictly the tightest of plays.
Pharmacistjudge: i am honestly shocked serge didn't make it shoot itself
type_variable: he could have shot the sharpshooter
MegaDosX: @Pharmacistjudge That would have been next level hateful
emonotony: Goblin Sharpshooter can shoot itself huh?
LithelyUnshod: nvm
TheTunnelingCat: @Pharmacistjudge oh yeah thats an option too
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooooo
DigitalSeahorse: heheheh
Izandai: Oh, but it'll lose haste once the lord dies.
Izandai: So this doesn't quite work out for Alex.
AzaleaCloud: Yeah, doesn't it lose haste when Chieftain dies?
TrueNateNemesis: I think the best line was mark 1 on the lord, untap, kill lord, kill all his x/1's, then sharpshooter itself. plaguewind alex's board
ChargingFurret: lord dies, cant tap to kill the skydiver oof
sirspate: I'd argue if a sharpshooter shoots itself, it wasn't all that sharp to begin with.
MegaDosX: And it untaps for each creature that dies right?
SeuGWJ: serge is such a gentleman
Izandai: Yes
niccus: how did the aggro 1v1 end up with the most complicated stack
mick_myage: Sharp loses haste?
jjjak0: Yes but serge has been kicked in the teeth enough
Fruan: This whole turn makes my brain hurt
MegaDosX: This has gotten so complicated, I love it :p
TemporallyAwry: Goblins - don't you love weird rule interactions?
Izandai: "No! Greg died and now I'm tired!"
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Like I said, the goblin mirror seems like a nightmare
delusionalprole: Goblins is surprisingly complex
SeuGWJ: wheeler!
Pharmacistjudge: what's going on?
AzaleaCloud: lrrJUDGE
DigitalSeahorse: vicksy7
AugmentingPath: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
niccus: i need a more responsible judge!
Darleysam: just let Arena sort it out 4Head
jjjak0: halp plz
Mischievous_Catgeist: lrrJUDGE
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaTeam lrrJUDGE
SeuGWJ: mind garblin
Sogheim: !judge
couchboyj: Goblins!
Izandai: @Pharmacistjudge If a creature is being granted haste by another creature, and that creature dies, does the first creature still have haste?
AzaleaCloud: Garblin' Sharpshooter! LUL
MegaDosX: benginLul
Pharmacistjudge: once the haste creature goes away, you can't activate that ability
kumatsu: ^
couchboyj: Gerblins!
tremendouscactus: wheelerMonkey Wheeler!!!
segundassegunda: Garblon sharpiechuter
jacqui_lantern234: garblin is now just what im gonna call it
Joecool190: it wont be able to tap again is the chief dies
Blargant: garblin shopshetoor
Pharmacistjudge: the untapped triggers occur when the chieftain is in the graveyard
AzaleaCloud: Ermahgerd~ Gerblins~
Pharmacistjudge: resolve i mean
SeuGWJ: garblin charcuterie
Darleysam: the first goblin arrives at the station 3 hours before the second gobline
minksterella_: see this all makes perfect sense to me bc i play a lot of goblins, but all the elf shenanigans that Nelson did last game made my head spin
HetMasteen77: FISH PPL! serge you hero!
Izandai: !card granzo
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Izandai: !card grenzo
LRRbot: Did you mean: Grenzo, Dungeon Warden; Grenzo, Havoc Raiser; Grenzo's Ruffians; Grenzo's Cutthroat; Grenzo's Rebuttal
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: !card grenzo, ha
LRRbot: Grenzo, Havoc Raiser [RR] | Legendary Creature β€” Goblin Rogue [2/2] | Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, choose one β€” / β€’ Goad target creature that player controls. / β€’ Exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.
frozenphoenix7: !card Grenzo, Dungeon Warden
Izandai: ty
Fruan: I think you wouldn't want to play the island even if you could, because landwalk, yes?
frozenphoenix7: Ah, I had the wrong one
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHORN
frozenphoenix7: Warden's the RB one
Izandai: Yeah, this was before they started doing "until the end of your next turn"
drthvd3r: Thank you Pharmacistjudge!
LRRbot: Masked Vandal [1G] | Creature β€” Shapeshifter [1/3] | Changeling / When Masked Vandal enters the battlefield, you may exile a creature card from your graveyard. If you do, exile target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls.
minksterella_: hugely relevantly a goblin actually
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyNoU
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Time to find out how many Goblins say "other"
Izandai: Any creature.
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Phosfur: Doesmitmhave to attack with Goad? Thought the 'not you' clause cancelled that out?
matthaus_c: Krenzo, Grenko, all believable
Phosfur: *Not have to attack
citizen_pain: @Phosfur still have to attack, but must attack the player that goaded it if they're the only option
jjjak0: Any creature or any goblin?
LRRbot: Goblin Vandal [R] | Creature β€” Goblin Rogue [1/1] | Whenever Goblin Vandal attacks and isn't blocked, you may pay {R}. If you do, destroy target artifact defending player controls and Goblin Vandal assigns no combat damage this turn.
Pharmacistjudge: goad is "must attack" "not you if able""
AzaleaCloud: Grenzo's like, "How dare you mistake me for that street hooligan! I'm a fine upstanding Dungeon Warden, thank you very much!"
LRRbot: Tattermunge Maniac [{R/G}] | Creature β€” Goblin Warrior [2/1] | Tattermunge Maniac attacks each combat if able.
Izandai: Because Goblins, Serge. because goblins.
LRRbot: Kopala, Warden of Waves [1UU] | Legendary Creature β€” Merfolk Wizard [2/2] | Spells your opponents cast that target a Merfolk you control cost {2} more to cast. / Abilities your opponents activate that target a Merfolk you control cost {2} more to activate.
SeuGWJ: oooh
Phosfur: @citizen_pain @Pharmacistjudge Thanks :)
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL SingsNote Oh, Grenzo was no sailor So he shipped aboard a whaler! SingsNote
jjjak0: Almost certainly no serge
DigitalSeahorse: katesYell cat rage
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: He has a haste lord, Serge
minksterella_: i think i remember what card it is from an earlier peak
SeuGWJ: my money is on alex he's playing it too cool
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: You do not win any race
minksterella_: very fun
Mischievous_Catgeist: paul shantys in chat <3
Izandai: @HuecalpixquiJeanIII The haste lord died.
LoadingReadyRun: Grenzo, me boys, Grenzo
jjjak0: Ah yes, goblin's only haste lord
SeuGWJ: hoping for a hobgoblin captain
Mischievous_Catgeist: sergeSqueak
RockPusher: sergeSqueak sergeMoly
DigitalSeahorse: squeak digita435Duck1
MegaDosX: Vroom
Dmc3628: time to pop some caps
Pharmacistjudge: sergeSqueak
AzaleaCloud: Grenade for game?
LRRbot: Thieving Skydiver [1U] | Creature β€” Merfolk Rogue [2/1] | Kicker {X}. X can't be 0. / Flying / When Thieving Skydiver enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, gain control of target artifact with mana value X or less. If that artifact is an Equipment, attach it to Thieving Skydiver.
matthaus_c: Skieving Thighdiver
LRRbot: Merfolk Mistbinder [GU] | Creature β€” Merfolk Shaman [2/2] | Other Merfolk you control get +1/+1.
LRRbot: Coralhelm Commander [UU] | Creature β€” Merfolk Soldier [2/2] | Level up {1} / LEVEL 2-3 / 3/3 / Flying / LEVEL 4+ / 4/4 / Flying / Other Merfolk creatures you control get +1/+1.
That_Twiggy_Guy: the Thighdiver SeemsGood SeemsGood SeemsGood
SeuGWJ: upsetti
AzaleaCloud: Oh, Serge. NotLikeThis Brutal.
jjjak0: Do y;all think giblins or merfolk are more likely to squeak like serge?
DigitalSeahorse: oofa
Izandai: Definitely goblins.
Joecool190: cards are exiled Serge
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Next turn it block in the sky
Dmc3628: fumble across the line
frozenphoenix7: That IS a creature card!
SeuGWJ: who can say what's a misplay in this wacky workaday world
minksterella_: knowing what alex has in hand
superdude097: Skydiver and Mistbinder are in exile, right?
minksterella_: not a misplay
DigitalSeahorse: PrideSaba
minksterella_: i think it was correct
frozenphoenix7: A Goblin Merfolk DOES exist!
Dog_of_Myth: There is one Goblin Merfolk
segundassegunda: see, alex was splashing blue all along
Pinwiz11: I wish Level Up was a mechanic again
kumatsu: For the true lore someone's gotta get that merfolk with Pro Goblins
Pinwiz11: (in a current set)
DigitalSeahorse: PrideFloat bomble bee
LRRbot: Waterlogged Grove | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {G} or {U}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Waterlogged Grove: Draw a card.
couchboyj: lord and thighdiver are exiled, yeah, not that its likely to matter
Mischievous_Catgeist: goblin sharks are real so....
LRRbot: Back to Basics [2U] | Enchantment | Nonbasic lands don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.
Izandai: inkiehLul
matthaus_c: love the RKF PoP
SeuGWJ: gg
segundassegunda: What was the card in Alex's hand?
Orxolon: what was in Alex's hand?
Amedil: ook ook
AzaleaCloud: Price of Progress.
type_variable: !card price of progress
LRRbot: Price of Progress [1R] | Instant | Price of Progress deals damage to each player equal to twice the number of nonbasic lands that player controls.
matthaus_c: !card price of progress
LRRbot: Price of Progress [1R] | Instant | Price of Progress deals damage to each player equal to twice the number of nonbasic lands that player controls.
Dmc3628: against Price of progress
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh shouGG
Izandai: Back to Basics against a field with 2/3 monocolored decks.
SeuGWJ: lol
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Back to basics seems real bad when 2 decks are on 1 color and 2 are on 2
Fromaginator: mono goblin deez basics
sovietarchaeomancer: God I love price of progress so much
thraximore: ooh was that the Promo deck foil?
minksterella_: pointed for good reason
Pharmacistjudge: it's pointed for a reason
jjjak0: Guessing 3 non basics in goblins?
Dmc3628: i mean back to basics against the Cradle is fine but that's like a thin needle
multeyemeteor: @HuecalpixquiJeanIII Not as bad as you might think
thraximore: I have killed people at 12 life with Price. It just ends games
multeyemeteor: I've been priced into snapcaster price
Alex_Frostfire: I want to copy a Price of Progress.
thraximore: @multeyemeteor beautiful
SeuGWJ: it's good to have ways to pushback against extreme levels of greed imo
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I have domain 5 with 2 lands, what's the issue?
Fromaginator: financial and life prices
citizen_pain: Remember Origins standard when everything was 4-color goodstuff
Dmc3628: i also want price on arena
praxisispraxis: isnt price a point?
Pharmacistjudge: Price is pointed
multeyemeteor: @thraximore That's a funny way to spell heartbreaking :(
thraximore: price is a point
matthaus_c: isn't Pop pointed
AzaleaCloud: 0 points! PogChamp
jacqui_lantern234: wait, isnt price a point?
ChargingFurret: isn't pop pointed?
Fromaginator: points? we don't need no stinkin points
AzaleaCloud: Oh. Oh well.
Dmc3628: we need to stop this ridonk crap of 5 color mana bases on rena
matthaus_c: we'll let it slide
praxisispraxis: Its currently pointed for sure
emonotony: SchrΓΆdinger's banlist
SeuGWJ: I think as of 2020 PoP is 1 point
Izandai: I recall it being pointed a while back and people were very mad about it.
HadesLeprechaun: surely nobody in the moonbase can tell us
DigitalSeahorse: shouGummba jhnenvZerosleep goblins + mog1more
Mischievous_Catgeist: do a nelly and have a 4 turn game
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: "Natural Order – 3 Price of Progress – 1 Protean Hulk – 2"
jjjak0: Course you're not Serge <3
TrueNateNemesis: no more hilarious mistakes, only tragic ones
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Per the Wordpress
Dog_of_Myth: Paul with the good life lesson
minksterella_: @Izandai i remember that facebook thread
meruchor: Oh hey is Alex, he rotated back into standard
LRRbot: Goblin Lackey [R] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | Whenever Goblin Lackey deals damage to a player, you may put a Goblin permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.
flatluigi: lackey into muxus let's go
xherorush: swan him
Dmc3628: it do be like that
SeuGWJ: does alex have that crazy new goblin card from dominaria
LRRbot: Mogg Raider [R] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | Sacrifice a Goblin: Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
matthaus_c: !card frenzied gob
LRRbot: Frenzied Goblin [R] | Creature β€” Goblin Berserker [1/1] | Whenever Frenzied Goblin attacks, you may pay {R}. If you do, target creature can't block this turn.
LRRbot: Frenzied Goblin [R] | Creature β€” Goblin Berserker [1/1] | Whenever Frenzied Goblin attacks, you may pay {R}. If you do, target creature can't block this turn.
LRRbot: Fading Hope [U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. If its mana value was 3 or less, scry 1.
thraximore: best unsummon
AzaleaCloud: No, Alex, he's a -fish- man.
thraximore: fishman, alex,
matthaus_c: fishpig
LRRbot: Prismatic Vista | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Prismatic Vista: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Cptasparagus: someone go make sure the guillotine is locked up
xherorush: oh yeah
r10pez10: scalies
SonofThoth: Fishmen aren't in the warrens, they're in the cove.
SeuGWJ: fish dog man
LRRbot: Thieving Skydiver [1U] | Creature β€” Merfolk Rogue [2/1] | Kicker {X}. X can't be 0. / Flying / When Thieving Skydiver enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, gain control of target artifact with mana value X or less. If that artifact is an Equipment, attach it to Thieving Skydiver.
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matthaus_c: birds evolved from fish
xherorush: flying...falling...same thing
DarkMorford: Flying fish
AzaleaCloud: She's a skydiver, Paul.
That_Twiggy_Guy: but serge
That_Twiggy_Guy: X can't be 0
jjjak0: Merfolk of the sky
segundassegunda: fish evolved from birds
matthaus_c: @That_Twiggy_Guy it says or less :p
LRRbot: Goblin Piledriver [1R] | Creature β€” Goblin Warrior [1/2] | Protection from blue / Whenever Goblin Piledriver attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Goblin.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I wonder if Alex has any artifacts at all
couchboyj: They prefer to be called flying fishmen
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Maybe Blasting Station?
superdude097: @That_Twiggy_Guy But X can be 1 and it's "X or less"
That_Twiggy_Guy: @That_Twiggy_Guy You right, my bad
Dmc3628: prepare to be package piledrivered
r10pez10: no kickers for free
r10pez10: smh
multeyemeteor: Well... gg Alex
Dog_of_Myth: Love the Piledriver
matthaus_c: Piledriver is iconic
LackingSanity_: got any monogreen merfolk?
couchboyj: jimdPiledrivers jimdPiledrivers jimdPiledrivers
xherorush: LOL
jjjak0: The art isn't even a piledriver
jjjak0: </3
Izandai: Does it annoy anyone else that the goblin in that art is not preforming a piledriver?
AzaleaCloud: No, Serge, the words "protection from blue" represent pain.
raulghoulia: poker face
matthaus_c: @jjjak0 the name just means the Goblin is Piledriver certified
LRRbot: True-Name Nemesis [1UU] | Creature β€” Merfolk Rogue [3/1] | As True-Name Nemesis enters the battlefield, choose a player. / True-Name Nemesis has protection from the chosen player.
xherorush: oof
Dmc3628: kumena's speaker and some other green merfolk
thraximore: oh BOY
thraximore: we're throwing hands tonight
TrueNateNemesis: we're gettin' punchy out here!
jjjak0: vrooom vroom Serge
matthaus_c: yeahhhhh suuuuurrrrre
Xaunaught: Yeah man sure
DigitalSeahorse: katesPosh m'lord
tehfewl: *tips Coral helm* is soo god
TemporallyAwry: Against Goblins? ... 20% odds
xherorush: i mean i do see a tnn
LoxhamInABox: lol good one serge
multeyemeteor: I have bad news, Serge
Fromaginator: right serge!!
ChargingFurret: sssssure
MurphEP: I believe in you, Serge
Uzumaki15: probably not
couchboyj: The probability is non-zero.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Pro-player but you have to choose it at the start of the stream
NDCazzy: who did Serge name as the player
AzaleaCloud: The year is 2044. Creatures are power-crept to obscene numbers. But blocking is obsolete.
hidingbox: Sure. That piledriver sure won’t win this race
matthaus_c: Hidetsugu's Second Rite
DigitalSeahorse: katesNotes
Dmc3628: second rite
benjamin_wheeler: lol Piledriver is brutal
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
LRRbot: Goblin Glory Chaser [R] | Creature β€” Goblin Warrior [1/1] | Renown 1 / As long as Goblin Glory Chaser is renowned, it has menace.
LRRbot: Tattermunge Maniac [{R/G}] | Creature β€” Goblin Warrior [2/1] | Tattermunge Maniac attacks each combat if able.
LRRbot: Goblin Lackey [R] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | Whenever Goblin Lackey deals damage to a player, you may put a Goblin permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.
delusionalprole: Achoo
minksterella_: don't worry
segundassegunda: LIK
segundassegunda: LOL
minksterella_: serge is winning this race
jjjak0: Hope you got colourless removal serge
minksterella_: for sure
ChargingFurret: LUL just sneezing the gobbos into the board
Izandai: Did Alex target TNN with the Frenzied Goblin?
emonotony: At least?
Dmc3628: Serge trying to do Steiner Math
TemporallyAwry: Oh I'm rooting for Serge. :p doesn't mean I can't do math.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: "Do you have counterspells in hand?" "Yes" "Does it anyways"
segundassegunda: TNN for sure winning the race
Izandai: Oh no the sac was after blocks, I understand now.
FixTheJames: 50% are right, 50% are wrong, and 50% are confused.
xherorush: ive been working on a warrior tribal canlander deck for the last couple of years and man this paper fight gets me hype
Fruan: Really looks like Serge's pile is getting drove
matthaus_c: the pointed card loses to a sock full of goblins
SeuGWJ: I'd love to do werewolf tribal
Alex_Frostfire: Green removal cards often have a creature deal the damage, which means pro-blue would still apply.
Nonra_: I can be behind serge and accept that hes a dead man
hidingbox: I mean jitte can be a save of sorts
Pharmacistjudge: protection from player is really strong
couchboyj: I said the probability is non zero. It can still be really, really close to zero.
LoxhamInABox: spuzzem!
emonotony: So what about that old card that chooses a target itself?
Izandai: "Protection from player" means "Protection from everything that player controls"
SeuGWJ: gg
multeyemeteor: Cryptic Command lock, go!
Ukon_Cairns: its no spuzzem
SirZapdos: goblin piledriver strictly worse than goblin rainmaker and goblin stunner
TemporallyAwry: So if a card "choose an X at Random" does that get around True-Name's protection?
hidingbox: Also game 3? Serge lost in 2?
jjjak0: Poll seems kinda late
AzaleaCloud: Life do stink.
matthaus_c: "I needed Jitte" is an evergreen statement
Izandai: @SirZapdos Is this some kind of wrestling joke?
DigitalSeahorse: tootClap vicksyTap tqsClap
superdude097: @SirZapdos Where does Goblin's Elbow stand?
minksterella_: @TemporallyAwry any "Choose" gets around it, since choose doesnt target
emonotony: TemporallyAwry Sometimes.
DoctorHutch: having protection from a player, includes protection from all Permanents and spells that player controls
patrick_stonecrusher: @temporallyawry yes but any damage gets prevented
Dmc3628: sure is Izan
xherorush: canlander gives brings me joy
LithelyUnshod: @hidingbox Yeah, but there's time
tehfewl: Did someone say Dakka?
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Dog_of_Myth: One lives in the glove compartment
BartholemewTheKitten: How many goblins are fighting over control of the tunes?
LRRbot: Waterfront Bouncer [1U] | Creature β€” Merfolk Spellshaper [1/1] | {U}, {T}, Discard a card: Return target creature to its owner's hand.
SeuGWJ: lol that art
thraximore: hahahaha
Joecool190: it unsummons
minksterella_: HAH
AzaleaCloud: Yes it is!
bwk789: Is the goblin car an automatic?
jjjak0: You dont know waterfront bouncer?!
benjamin_wheeler: Oh the mvp
TemporallyAwry: PrideLaugh thanks for the answer Chat.
Dmc3628: Muscle WIZARDS
LRRbot: Frenzied Goblin [R] | Creature β€” Goblin Berserker [1/1] | Whenever Frenzied Goblin attacks, you may pay {R}. If you do, target creature can't block this turn.
emonotony: Serge's not getting into the waterfront bar
minksterella_: alex is very familiar with that card
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: The weird thing where Bonecrusher can't target TNN even though it prevents damage, but if a TNN blocks a Questing Beast it still dies
jjjak0: The swolest 1/1#
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
multeyemeteor: What if Geenie from Aladdin, but merfolk?
thraximore: not half bad against goblins... I think
Izandai: @HuecalpixquiJeanIII Or if a TNN blocks something and then you Skullcrack.
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Mudd_II: is he brainstorming wrong
im_da_real_groot: Just needing Serge to know he brainstormed Wrong
LRRbot: Mox Sapphire [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {U}.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: True
Mischievous_Catgeist: mock mox sapphire
AzaleaCloud: It's a playtest card, Alex. It's fine.
r10pez10: playtest sticker mox
TemporallyAwry: Shrinkage is normal, it's an older card ;p
multeyemeteor: That must be one of Wheeler's totally real moxes
thraximore: @Mischievous_Catgeist Mock Sapphire
matthaus_c: @Mudd_II nah, brainstorming with fetch in the grip is as correct as you can get
tsuuisalie: totally real
DigitalSeahorse: those ain't the crown jewels!
matthaus_c: @thraximore chef's kiss
segundassegunda: My cards always shrink like that after i give them a bath
xherorush: going for 3 muffins
couchboyj: The sleeve that mox is in is really cold, OKAY?
SeuGWJ: 'are you ready to meet god?'
Izandai: Fool that you are!
r10pez10: i think sapphire is one of the ones where the value of the card by weight is more than the actual gem by weight
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPoint
benjamin_wheeler: I’ll start bringing my real moxen once we get a Patreon tier that pays for a mortgage
thraximore: wait, alex won twice already?
AzaleaCloud: "Fool that you are, for you trust this Mox to tell you that it is a Mox! Will you call a judge, or perish like a scrub?!"
matthaus_c: @thraximore that's the goblins life
Dmc3628: these sure are some weird Lorcana cards
matthaus_c: win fast, die young
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: @thraximore Goblins doing goblin things
multeyemeteor: @thraximore Yes... Serged got Piledrived
Phailhammer: This is just reminding me of the Red Dwarf Winnie the Pooh bit from TTSF. :D
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Ukon_Cairns: oh, its kingdom hearts
emonotony: Everyone stops weeping one day.
im_da_real_groot: When is the next Judge's Tower Stream??? LUL
DigitalSeahorse: hhe
multeyemeteor: -d
jjjak0: Think goblins only won 1 thus far
LRRbot: Deeproot Elite [1G] | Creature β€” Merfolk Warrior [1/1] | Whenever another Merfolk enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on target Merfolk you control.
DigitalSeahorse: hehe*
matthaus_c: doesn't even say each smh
Nonra_: do you think mickey would play goblin tribal or merfolk tribal?
Dmc3628: welcome to Rivals of Ixalan powered down stuff
aggrocrow: I was watching Canlander replays all morning and forgot this was live for a second
LRRbot: Goblin Rabblemaster [2R] | Creature β€” Goblin Warrior [2/2] | Other Goblin creatures you control attack each combat if able. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token with haste. / Whenever Goblin Rabblemaster attacks, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Goblin.
LRRbot: Mana Drain [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. At the beginning of your next main phase, add an amount of {C} equal to that spell's mana value.
AzaleaCloud: @Nonra_ Rats.
aggrocrow: always happy to see Alex smashing face tho
coachNelly: Best of 50ish minutes :D
jjjak0: So like why are merfolk green?
LRRbot: Metallic Mimic [2] | Artifact Creature β€” Shapeshifter [2/1] | As Metallic Mimic enters the battlefield, choose a creature type. / Metallic Mimic is the chosen type in addition to its other types. / Each other creature you control of the chosen type enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
Pharmacistjudge: yes
Joecool190: yes
Izandai: Yes
tsuuisalie: yes
couchboyj: Si
citizen_pain: maybe
thraximore: @AzaleaCloud now I'm sad we don't get to see rat tribal tonight!
matthaus_c: but if you choose Goblin with Mimic you can loop Skirk and Murderous Redcap
superdude097: Worked that way in Standard
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Mana Drain is one of the few cards that should have been erratad "This mana still causes mana burn"
multeyemeteor: Or just cast Deep Spawn... Deep Spawn one time, Serge!
DarkMorford: LUL
SeuGWJ: ohhh yeah
LRRbot: Forerunner of the Heralds [3G] | Creature β€” Merfolk Scout [3/2] | When Forerunner of the Heralds enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a Merfolk card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top. / Whenever another Merfolk enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Forerunner of the Heralds.
AzaleaCloud: Ermahgerd Merferk~
MrTheWalrus: mrrfrk
matthaus_c: Forerunner of the Heralds, aka Announcement of the Announcement
multeyemeteor: Meercatfolk
couchboyj: Ermagrd, its a mrrrfrk
r10pez10: trailer of the trailer
jjjak0: Shouldn't the guard have another counter?
xherorush: wait which mimic is the oen that grows itself?
thraximore: teaser of the trailer
Dmc3628: Bloodline Pretender
AzaleaCloud: When your hype man has a hype man
multeyemeteor: Harald's herald
LRRbot: Waterfront Bouncer [1U] | Creature β€” Merfolk Spellshaper [1/1] | {U}, {T}, Discard a card: Return target creature to its owner's hand.
thraximore: it's the Kickstarter of the Merfolk
jjjak0: mr steal yo girl on top
russerbutter: does fetch make serge lose a life
benjamin_wheeler: Oh Alex is familiar with it alright
Fromaginator: the buffest 1/1
DoodlestheGreat: ~/Don't you worry, never fear. Robin Hood will soon be here./~
MegaDosX: That merfolk is definitely on gear
thraximore: @russerbutter yes
niccus: is there a more buff 1/1?
benjamin_wheeler: it was an all star in muscle wizards
Fromaginator: the homie ought to be at least a 4/4 on shoulders alone
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Now for the "Can't be blocked if it has a counter" lord
LRRbot: Tarfire [R] | Tribal Instant β€” Goblin | Tarfire deals 2 damage to any target.
Izandai: You also don't often see super jacked 1/1s.
AugmentingPath: I think that's the source of the term "bounce", in fact
JDMan94: all mwrfolk are jacked in the merfolk deck
Alex_Frostfire: Mercadia is weird.
JDMan94: between lords and counters
LRRbot: Boggart Ram-Gang [{R/G}{R/G}{R/G}] | Creature β€” Goblin Warrior [3/3] | Haste / Wither
multeyemeteor: Lord of Atlantis is kinda jacked
jjjak0: maybe you don't see jacked merfolk paul...
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Wither, it's fair infect!
DigitalSeahorse: wither or not
thraximore: serge should be at 13 for the fetchland, unless I missed him paying the life
jacqui_lantern234: wither? im just waiting for without her! :p
Fromaginator: you've been hit by you've been struck by a boggart ram gang
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Merfolk are more about that lean swimmer's bod
Joecool190: forerunner too
fuzzychub: Can we have another poll?
tsuuisalie: 12
DigitalSeahorse: ow
fuzzychub: I believe in Serge now
LRRbot: Price of Progress [1R] | Instant | Price of Progress deals damage to each player equal to twice the number of nonbasic lands that player controls.
SeuGWJ: yay
tsuuisalie: you get another counter on the four mana one
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDed
Alex_Frostfire: Sometimes you just get run over by merfolk.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Goblin Burrows! You running Goblin Caves too?
AzaleaCloud: @LoadingReadyRun Working on land changes your priorities...
JDMan94: man I love Merfolk
aggrocrow: wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts
jacqui_lantern234: hey @LoadingReadyRun lrrPAUL reminder that youre fantastic and wonderful and loved beyond measure!!!
jjjak0: Turns out tribal favours agro, who knew
Mudd_II: good fun magic
aggrocrow: lrrSIG lrrHAM lrrSIG
sirspate: [Paul stops, mid-packing up his gear] Oh, yeah, we have time, 4th game, sure
multeyemeteor: To be fair, Serge also had a mox into no misplays start, so that helps
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: The problem is the small merfolk don't stay small for long
matthaus_c: sometimes you just go Pearl Trident into Tide Shaper
couchboyj: Goblins go wide and tricky, fish get big
citizen_pain: What's the meta viability of coward tribal
SeuGWJ: Alex and Serge what other tribes do you like playing
DarkMorford: @jacqui_lantern234 I keep forgetting that you changed your name and it confuses me. :p
matthaus_c: merfolk v. goblins volleyball match
SamanthaVess: We shall fight them on the beaches... and basically just there
aggrocrow: does Alex have any beard care advice?
korvys: Pirates vs Ninjas
jjjak0: Nah, you got enough 1 drops to carry you through agro matches
Fromaginator: @citizen_pain folds to the warrior tribe
AzaleaCloud: Bear and shark fighting over salmon-based resources.
type_variable: its got dry everywhere :(
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyLurk
LRRbot: Shadowspear [1] | Legendary Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Equip {2}
AugmentingPath: This is about the liminal space between land and water... the STRAND
LRRbot: Krenko's Command [1R] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.
jacqui_lantern234: @DarkMorford its also weird for me, too, hearing content creators i watch using my real name rather than something else
jjjak0: It/s course and rough and gets everywhere
avi_miller: Beach fights always sucked if war films have told me anything
type_variable: goblins vs elves is the first strand type game
LRRbot: Mox Emerald [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Tidal Warrior [U] | Creature β€” Merfolk Warrior [1/1] | {T}: Target land becomes an Island until end of turn.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I'm just imaging the storming of Normandy with Merfolk and Goblins now
BartholemewTheKitten: I for one am enjoying merfolk D-Day
LRRbot: Arc Trail [1R] | Sorcery | Arc Trail deals 2 damage to any target and 1 damage to another target.
BartholemewTheKitten: Its much nicer with cards than with people
LRRbot: Tide Shaper [U] | Creature β€” Merfolk Wizard [1/1] | Kicker {1} / When Tide Shaper enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, target land becomes an Island for as long as Tide Shaper remains on the battlefield. / Tide Shaper gets +1/+1 as long as an opponent controls an Island.
jjjak0: second target is needed
avi_miller: God, now I can’t unthink Merfolk D-day jlrrFacepalm
korvys: And got so far?
LRRbot: Mogg War Marshal [1R] | Creature β€” Goblin Warrior [1/1] | Echo {1}{R} / When Mogg War Marshal enters the battlefield or dies, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
DigitalSeahorse: shouPoggy shouGaming shouSmilers shouPride doo dee doodee doodoo
matthaus_c: it's all fun and games until Alex casts Cryptic Command
Gureiseion: You got my Mountain wet.
jwholla: a goblin LinkedIn post- we're hiring
matthaus_c: @Gureiseion is that an euphemism
multeyemeteor: One heluva flooding to be able to to cover a mountain
squ3e: Ah the classic archetype wet goblins
SeuGWJ: alex has an ancestral recall in his deck just for this situation
thraximore: me-hayl
DarkMorford: A noble? Alex, get the guillotine!
LoadingReadyRun: @multeyemeteor an island is basically just a mountain in the water
DigitalSeahorse: true
multeyemeteor: @LoadingReadyRun True
Sogheim: that's correct, Paul.
squ3e: lolnalex
avi_miller: Me-hah-yull
Fromaginator: I believe in Serge
avi_miller: From the Hebrew version of Michael
AzaleaCloud: Alex, without hesitation, throwing wave after wave of his own goblins until the merfolk hit their preset kill limit and self-destruct
multeyemeteor: So goblins in 2050 will be mono blue at this rate
Gureiseion: @Gureiseion With enough imagination it can be anything you want.
LRRbot: Goblin Warchief [1RR] | Creature β€” Goblin Warrior [2/2] | Goblin spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Goblins you control have haste.
LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
Drathak: Maybe they're studious wizard goblins okay
SeuGWJ: lol that art
matthaus_c: the guy in the Counterspell art? a merfolk
AzaleaCloud: Mark Poole is a merfolk?
thraximore: @matthaus_c we can't see their bottom half, so it must be true
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: @matthaus_c Can't see his lower half, checks out
avi_miller: These new merfolk seem really good for the deck
Sorator13: that is the best counterspell art, yes
Finalsora811: !card flaccify
LRRbot: Flaccify [2U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}{Β½}.
LithelyUnshod: It looks like my Grade 10 science teacher
call_me_Aras: Sound weird for anyone else?
SeuGWJ: it just makes a slide whistle noise
jjjak0: How many forests is mainly blue merfiolk running?
multeyemeteor: "I swear... it's the first time it happened to me... you gotta believe me!"
DigitalSeahorse: shouRNG julieeeYeye
Gureiseion: Needs a Careless Whisper riff.
thraximore: funny enough, I pointed out to two fellow canlander players this week that the man in the art is the one BEING counterspelled, not the other way around
Fromaginator: normal human noises
LRRbot: Metallic Mimic [2] | Artifact Creature β€” Shapeshifter [2/1] | As Metallic Mimic enters the battlefield, choose a creature type. / Metallic Mimic is the chosen type in addition to its other types. / Each other creature you control of the chosen type enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
thraximore: they thought he was wagging his finger or something
DigitalSeahorse: squeak digita435Duck1
jjjak0: As so it id s merfolk on stack?
LRRbot: Goblin Chieftain [1RR] | Creature β€” Goblin [2/2] | Haste / Other Goblin creatures you control get +1/+1 and have haste.
LRRbot: Mogg Alarm [1RR] | Sorcery | You may sacrifice two Mountains rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.
Sorator13: legally distinct water person
midnightcurryjazz: woooo
matthaus_c: that's not a problem, THIS is a problem
couchboyj: Its an American style merfolk-product
baskwalla: Shapeshifter on the stack, merfolk in the... tide?
AzaleaCloud: ENTER FLUNGE STEP
Dmc3628: Flungecity
SamanthaVess: Goblins invented the flun ge
thraximore: block the chieftain?
Gooseblast: Choo Choo racesRR
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Goblins IS a problem
avi_miller: Choo choo
DigitalSeahorse: uh
randomletters5: Alex is encapsulating exactly how I like to play magic
SeuGWJ: chugga chugga
thraximore: He saw the line
avi_miller: Beep beep MF
AugmentingPath: I forgot he had Future Fish and thought that was the concession checking of the topdeck for a sec
jjjak0: I just noticed serge;s deck name hahahaha
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Except Serge's anime punches heal him
LRRbot: River Sneak [1U] | Creature β€” Merfolk Warrior [1/1] | River Sneak can't be blocked. / Whenever another Merfolk enters the battlefield under your control, River Sneak gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
DigitalSeahorse: wait wasn't he at 15 already?
Sorator13: I have never before heard punches referred to as "hockey shots"
AzaleaCloud: Save the hockey shots for where they belong... Gang Beasts.
Sorator13: I'm here for it
Fromaginator: nani
SeuGWJ: nani??
Joecool190: yes
Hewdra: yes
benjamin_wheeler: Yes
Joecool190: its on the stack now
tsuuisalie: yes you can
Pharmacistjudge: if you cast it, it's on the stack
AzaleaCloud: Correct.
Pharmacistjudge: you can look
couchboyj: look away
Natedogg2: Yes, you can look in response to th trigger, since your Sneak is on the stack.
Joecool190: yes
multeyemeteor: Serge's deck is currently a Punch Clown doll
jjjak0: You good serge
midnightcurryjazz: You do
Fruan: Can you look at the top deck while you're shuffling?
Natedogg2: You can't look during the announcement of a spell. But pretty much any other time.
WavesOfBabies: Alex asking the important questions
AzaleaCloud: @Fruan Sure, if your name is Trevor Humphries and you don't mind quitting Magic for 4 years.
LRRbot: Master of the Pearl Trident [UU] | Creature β€” Merfolk [2/2] | Other Merfolk creatures you control get +1/+1 and have islandwalk.
itzsemantic1: i dont play this game, but i'll allow it
jjjak0: Doub it matters in all honesty
Joecool190: Alex's question is good with something like orcale of Muldaya, cause both players will see the cards
DigitalSeahorse: I felt that groan in my keyboard just now
thraximore: Mihail is kinda messed up
ckupf: 5 with the lord
LithelyUnshod: 5
im_da_real_groot: isn't it 5?
SeuGWJ: f
benjamin_wheeler: God I love fish
Gooseblast: Merfolk sight stuntDetective
LRRbot: Price of Progress [1R] | Instant | Price of Progress deals damage to each player equal to twice the number of nonbasic lands that player controls.
avi_miller: The good fish
DigitalSeahorse: digita435HYPE2 digita435HYPE
couchboyj: Profit of Kru-fish
multeyemeteor: These are the End Times
SeuGWJ: good games
multeyemeteor: ggs
DigitalSeahorse: pegaParty tqsClap katesParty vicksyParty
WavesOfBabies: double double
Sorator13: double muffin!
TemporallyAwry: Surf and Turf - no clear winner PrideShrug
DigitalSeahorse: yay the Wheeler Steacy pairing
avi_miller: Alex & Wheeler is just a perfect comedy duo
jjjak0: don't go anywhere, unless you need to
SeuGWJ: hope everyone is having a nice friday night
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDance
Sorator13: I am going to pick up a pizza order in a few minutes, so yes, I am having an excellent friday night!
SeuGWJ: nice I just had some chinese food
Sogheim: so first match was double muffin for both, second match double muffin, can we do a triple?
Sorator13: triple double muffin?
WavesOfBabies: triple double double, eh?
SeuGWJ: four by four
AzaleaCloud: I wish all basketball stats could be measured in muffins.
Sogheim: they could be if you weren't a coward lrrAWESOME
AzaleaCloud: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
Sorator13: was gonna say, pretty sure that's entirely achieveable
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Sogheim: "what were you thinking when you were out on the court tonight?" "I was thinking about muffins. I love muffins."
laikagoat: lrrSPOOP
WavesOfBabies: yaaayyy
Sorator13: wheeler...
SeuGWJ: the president of merfolk?
MurphEP: Which President?
matthaus_c: take me back to dear old blighty?
Kumakaori: XXD
AzaleaCloud: Jebaited
thraximore: umbraS
AzaleaCloud: BRB clipping
niccus: shot? i thought you made a guillotine
DigitalSeahorse: xD
thraximore: @niccus umbral4KEKW
citizen_pain: You could make a mono-blue Mind Goblin deck though
Drathak: a whole lotta festering goblins
SeuGWJ: splatter goblin
thraximore: a mixtape
matthaus_c: goblins are always nsfw
theamc2000: Is Aron in this deck?
korvys: !quote Alex
LRRbot: Quote #418: "What? Sorry, I was busy dying." β€”Alex [2015-07-07]
thraximore: Yeah, that scans
SeuGWJ: that tracks to me yeah
Sorator13: Or Ian
MAPBoardgames: Beej isn't New Year's Steve anymore, so he's free.
Boon_33: Beej excretes the whole thing
Sorator13: not sure which
robaphone251: tasteful excretion
thraximore: I find the term "man's romance" immensely humorous
LRRbot: Worthy Knight [1W] | Creature β€” Human Knight [2/2] | Whenever you cast a Knight spell, create a 1/1 white Human creature token.
dweebert91: Crapshot?
Natedogg2: Good knight.
Izandai: Beej has already dropped his pants onstream before.
thraximore: @dweebert91 in every sense of the word
LRRbot: Grenzo, Havoc Raiser [RR] | Legendary Creature β€” Goblin Rogue [2/2] | Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, choose one β€” / β€’ Goad target creature that player controls. / β€’ Exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.
LRRbot: Secluded Courtyard | Land | As Secluded Courtyard enters the battlefield, choose a creature type. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell of the chosen type or activate an ability of a creature or creature card of the chosen type.
matthaus_c: did you poo in the eyes or in the mouth
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Made you poop faster, didn't it though. Working as intended
thraximore: didn't name ninja, misplay wheelerKappa
niccus: you mind gobblin these knights
LRRbot: Dauntless Bodyguard [W] | Creature β€” Human Knight [2/1] | As Dauntless Bodyguard enters the battlefield, choose another creature you control. / Sacrifice Dauntless Bodyguard: The chosen creature gains indestructible until end of turn.
LRRbot: Triumphant Adventurer [WB] | Creature β€” Human Knight [1/1] | Deathtouch / As long as it's your turn, Triumphant Adventurer has first strike. / Whenever Triumphant Adventurer attacks, venture into the dungeon.
Brianlive: Knights! :O
thraximore: tribal decks really only play out one way, don't they
LRRbot: Goblin Grenade [R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a Goblin. / Goblin Grenade deals 5 damage to any target.
SeuGWJ: good art
LRRbot: Conspicuous Snoop [RR] | Creature β€” Goblin Rogue [2/2] | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may cast Goblin spells from the top of your library. / As long as the top card of your library is a Goblin card, Conspicuous Snoop has all activated abilities of that card.
thraximore: well it keep chat on the lookout
patrick_stonecrusher: l like the 'hunnh???' face dwarf art on goblin grenade
SeuGWJ: lost mine of phandelver!
Izandai: Lost Mine of Phendelvr
Izandai: *Phendelver
Sorator13: hey wait, the dungeon deck was *last* week!
Izandai: *Phandelver
SeuGWJ: creeeek
Fruan: The dungoes are "The Good One", "The Long One" and "The Stax One".
LRRbot: Order of Leitbur [WW] | Creature β€” Human Cleric Knight [2/1] | Protection from black / {W}: Order of Leitbur gains first strike until end of turn. / {W}{W}: Order of Leitbur gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
MAPBoardgames: Paul is a wizard
SeuGWJ: Order of Bud Light
KeytarCat: Philanderer?
AzaleaCloud: @Fruan And "The Initiative One."
thraximore: lrrJUDGE
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTH
SeuGWJ: alex has so much mana, like twice what he's had tonight
thraximore: shoulda made a goblin token, just for the rub ins
MAPBoardgames: A 1/1 gobbo might be useful against Alex
LRRbot: Gideon, Ally of Zendikar [2WW] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Gideon [4] | [+1]: Until end of turn, Gideon, Ally of Zendikar becomes a 5/5 Human Soldier Ally creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn. / [0]: Create a 2/2 white Knight Ally creature token. / [βˆ’4]: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control get +1/+1."
AugmentingPath: mine tunneling deez... wait that sounds uncomfortable
DigitalSeahorse: reptil85Coolbro lrrWHEELER
Izandai: This feels like an emblem Chad.
SamanthaVess: The one that makes white-knight allies?
Dog_of_Myth: Oh Hi Chad
Izandai: Maybe.
Vandristine: white knight allies
citizen_pain: ah yes, the one good non-land from BfZ
MAPBoardgames: How's it hanging, Chat?
LRRbot: Forked Bolt [R] | Sorcery | Forked Bolt deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets.
SeuGWJ: doing good been some quick and action packed games
LRRbot: Goblin Chieftain [1RR] | Creature β€” Goblin [2/2] | Haste / Other Goblin creatures you control get +1/+1 and have haste.
SirZapdos: it's time for the smash smash song
AzaleaCloud: Look at this Chad. He -doesn't- mean lake.
Izandai: @citizen_pain Newlamog is a thrashing and a half.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX lrrWHEELER vicksyPoint
thraximore: @SirZapdos sadly, the version of Chieftain I have has that flavor text instead of the cool one
SeuGWJ: big chungus
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
LRRbot: Nadaar, Selfless Paladin [2W] | Legendary Creature β€” Dragon Knight [3/3] | Vigilance / Whenever Nadaar, Selfless Paladin enters the battlefield or attacks, venture into the dungeon. / Other creatures you control get +1/+1 as long as you've completed a dungeon.
SeuGWJ: aw yeah Nadaar is a chad too
SeuGWJ: what a good card
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyLUL
DigitalSeahorse: cool graphic
thraximore: snoop is good, damn
LRRbot: Goblin Wardriver [RR] | Creature β€” Goblin Warrior [2/2] | Battle cry
LRRbot: Goblin Arsonist [R] | Creature β€” Goblin Shaman [1/1] | When Goblin Arsonist dies, you may have it deal 1 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Mogg Fanatic [R] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | Sacrifice Mogg Fanatic: It deals 1 damage to any target.
couchboyj: Nadarn whom answers the question "What if chad, but dragon‐man?"
AzaleaCloud: Snoop just Ancestral Recall'd you, Alex. Gross. I thought that was a blue thing.
SeuGWJ: rip gideon dead again
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: War of the Spark went differently than I remembered. Chad jumped on a grenade
MAPBoardgames: It's how he would've wanted to go
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHeart
SamanthaVess: @HuecalpixquiJeanIII I mean he jumped on a metaphorical grenade
SeuGWJ: a metaphysical grenade
Drathak: mog fanatic was so much better with damage on the stack :(
AzaleaCloud: Nicol Bolas held up Liliana's contract and a grenade popped out. And Gideon jumped on it.
AzaleaCloud: And Chandra cried because he was Decidedly Male.
goombalax: Snoop is the most fun goblin printed in a while
LRRbot: Nadaar, Selfless Paladin [2W] | Legendary Creature β€” Dragon Knight [3/3] | Vigilance / Whenever Nadaar, Selfless Paladin enters the battlefield or attacks, venture into the dungeon. / Other creatures you control get +1/+1 as long as you've completed a dungeon.
MegaDosX: I love the fanfare
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPog vicksyRaid
SeuGWJ: the dungeon popup is very good
AzaleaCloud: Alex channeling Bobby McFerrin
coachNelly: oh god imagine if nadar came down in our g2?
LRRbot: History of Benalia [1WW] | Enchantment β€” Saga | I, II β€” Create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with vigilance. / III β€” Knights you control get +2/+1 until end of turn.
goombalax: Great card, shame about the artist
MechaKuuga: History was crazy good when it was in Standard
Dmc3628: west benalia Born and raised
patrick_stonecrusher: don't happy, be worry
SeuGWJ: that's quite the board
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c Hey look it's your boy
LRRbot: Ib Halfheart, Goblin Tactician [3R] | Legendary Creature β€” Goblin Advisor [3/2] | Whenever another Goblin you control becomes blocked, sacrifice it. If you do, it deals 4 damage to each creature blocking it. / Sacrifice two Mountains: Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.
goombalax: wait a sec, this isn't Dragon tribal at all!
LRRbot: Goblin Lookout [1R] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/2] | {T}, Sacrifice a Goblin: Goblin creatures get +2/+0 until end of turn.
noSmokeFire: shutting off the goblin deck's lifegain engine NotLikeThis
multeyemeteor: Goblin Sisters is one hell of an archetype
robaphone251: wheeler's board looking like a commander gamestate
AzaleaCloud: Knight of Dusk's Shadow: "Mwahaha, now you can't gain life!" Goblin player: "Oh no! Anyway..."
Natedogg2: Look out!
Izandai: huh
MechaKuuga: Make it rain... goblins
SeuGWJ: those goblins are coming right for us!
MegaDosX: Oh wow
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Drathak: +4/+2
robaphone251: math is for blocker!
thraximore: now THIS is mine goblins
tehfewl: beep beep vroom has been called
v_nome: Are there decklists?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Math is for Wheeler
Izandai: kewl
DigitalSeahorse: 30!
multeyemeteor: yuck
MegaDosX: Goblins go boom\
thraximore: !decklists
thraximore: bugger
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DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPride vicksyPride vicksyPride
MegaDosX: !decklists
AzaleaCloud: Enter flunge step
avi_miller: Suddenly goblins
Fruan: Wheeler is so fast at creature math. I'm jealous.
itzsemantic1: this gobo archetype seems pretty good
Drathak: the mountains turned into goblins
MegaDosX: Those mountains just exploded into a pile of goblins
Dog_of_Myth: Goblins only want to do one thing...
SeuGWJ: if they just used alex's goblins they'd wrap up this whole war on dominaria in an afternoon
heartofgoldfish: aw i missed alex, he's looking so cute
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I would!
randomletters5: then the goblins destroyed all the mountanins
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I own it
TemporallyAwry: It was always weird to me that the Saga's weren't "Legendary" by default.
MegaDosX: You'd be surprised Alex
Fanklok: Someone read the Flavior text for Lightmine Field
BusTed: But each one would be sure to tell you that they got it.
thraximore: at least three
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: My favorite is Ikiru
Izandai: @TemporallyAwry more than one person can tell a story at the same time.
noSmokeFire: most people would think Rashamon was a plane they hadn't heard of
MegaDosX: The Simpsons made a Rashomon joke, so I think it's more likely than you think for people to get it
Izandai: It's like singing in a round.
HedgehogKnight: I was going with three too
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Fruan: A saga that tutors for sagas would be neat, but Shaharazad is already taken as a card name.
Chesul: "we rode out to fight the goblins in the mountains. little did we know, the mountains were just giant piles of goblins."
jaimeblacken: Seven Samurai is still the best
korvys: Well, Rashimonlites, technically lrrBEEJ
LRRbot: Shambling Vent | Land | Shambling Vent enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}. / {1}{W}{B}: Shambling Vent becomes a 2/3 white and black Elemental creature with lifelink until end of turn. It's still a land.
WiJohn: Rashomon Rashomon!
LRRbot: Legion Loyalist [R] | Creature β€” Goblin Soldier [1/1] | Haste / Battalion β€” Whenever Legion Loyalist and at least two other creatures attack, creatures you control gain first strike and trample until end of turn and can't be blocked by creature tokens this turn.
LRRbot: Black Knight [BB] | Creature β€” Human Knight [2/2] | First strike / Protection from white
AugmentingPath: Like that one episode of TNG that just has the plot of Rashomon for some reason, and makes Riker look terrible thereby
LRRbot: Chain Lightning [R] | Sorcery | Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay {R}{R}. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
goombalax: choose your own adventure books
niccus: that... might make sense for Brothers War
LRRbot: Nadaar, Selfless Paladin [2W] | Legendary Creature β€” Dragon Knight [3/3] | Vigilance / Whenever Nadaar, Selfless Paladin enters the battlefield or attacks, venture into the dungeon. / Other creatures you control get +1/+1 as long as you've completed a dungeon.
DigitalSeahorse: woo lighting
Drathak: now I play my saga its time to get out the booklet
SeuGWJ: no love for dungeon of the mad mage
thraximore: these heroes need to find new dungeons, they keep farming the low level ones
tehfewl: mad mage is a banger
Alex_Frostfire: You get decent return for low investment.
citizen_pain: I recall seeing a playtest saga-esque thing with a bunch of negative effects that ends with "you win the game"
goombalax: Phandelver is the easiest one to get value from if you aren't going to go nuts on dungeons
Tiber727: There should be a Rashomon saga in an unset, where they all have the same card name but completely different effects.
coachNelly: undercity my fav
MAPBoardgames: This is what happens when your GM has no imagination: you just keep playing the same book adventure over and oever
LRRbot: Adeline, Resplendent Cathar [1WW] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Knight [*/4] | Vigilance / Adeline, Resplendent Cathar's power is equal to the number of creatures you control. / Whenever you attack, for each opponent, create a 1/1 white Human creature token that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control.
AugmentingPath: Not having access to that dungeon shows a real lack of initiative on your part
HadesLeprechaun: she's gross!
Izandai: Oh she is a knight!
AzaleaCloud: BAH BAH BAAAAAH
thraximore: this card is MESSED UP
SeuGWJ: she's crazy good
DigitalSeahorse: this is the first time I've seen those dungeons
MegaDosX: Mad Mage is better if you have a lot of things that can venture, if it's just one creature you're better off with LMOP
Fruan: Adeline is so so good. So good.
randomletters5: I didn't realize adeline didn't need to be attacking to make the token
SeuGWJ: I made a fun mono white token deck for the latest D&D set with Adeline, was fun
thraximore: @randomletters5 yuuuuuup
tehfewl: knight of dawn's light is such a banger in limited
LRRbot: Beetleback Chief [2RR] | Creature β€” Goblin Warrior [2/2] | When Beetleback Chief enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.
matthaus_c: apple beetleback, boots with the fur
SirZapdos: Lost Mine Phandelver. Lanayru Mining Phacilty. monkaHmm
WavesOfBabies: Chiiiiiieeeefff Babyback Ribs
SeuGWJ: are there still chillies locations
DigitalSeahorse: katesSong
baskwalla: Barbeque sauce!
AugmentingPath: @SeuGWJ yep
Holmeslice_: I thought Anakin Pump-itself was a very overrated Star Wars character
DigitalSeahorse: knight vigil hehe
AugmentingPath: Knight is like a basic land type, but it gives first strike and vigilance instead of mana abilities
novrdd: baybeee
multeyemeteor: Babyback Chief
SeuGWJ: wheeler is a veteran dungoneer
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Radyin: My favorite part of watching Wheeler and Alex play is how they skip steps 3-7 of the joke and go straight to the end game.
matthaus_c: beetle come back
HadesLeprechaun: a surprising number of knights also fly, weirdly
robaphone251: @HadesLeprechaun yeah, the ones riding dragons/griffins/pegasi etc...
LRRbot: Siege-Gang Commander [3RR] | Creature β€” Goblin [2/2] | When Siege-Gang Commander enters the battlefield, create three 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens. / {1}{R}, Sacrifice a Goblin: Siege-Gang Commander deals 2 damage to any target.
multeyemeteor: Beetleback Chief rode in on a Paul, a John, and a Ringo
DigitalSeahorse: katesWot
LRRbot: Fateful Absence [1W] | Instant | Destroy target creature or planeswalker. Its controller investigates.
theamc2000: Where is the protection from red knight
tehfewl: a clue a clue!
multeyemeteor: Silver Knight
patrick_stonecrusher: 'where's pap-pap??'
DigitalSeahorse: I would make a blue's clue with the lrr logo but chat's too fast for me
robaphone251: adeline is obviously insane, but nadar is also one of my faves from recent sets!!
AzaleaCloud: !card Shambling Vent
LRRbot: Shambling Vent | Land | Shambling Vent enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}. / {1}{W}{B}: Shambling Vent becomes a 2/3 white and black Elemental creature with lifelink until end of turn. It's still a land.
DigitalSeahorse: uoh
LRRbot: Goblin Recruiter [1R] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | When Goblin Recruiter enters the battlefield, search your library for any number of Goblin cards, reveal them, then shuffle and put those cards on top in any order.
AzaleaCloud: Shambling starts at 2 power. How is it getting to 4?
multeyemeteor: 15 min later
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyS
Haroldholmes25: uh oh spaghettios
DoctorHutch: good night sweet prince.
SeuGWJ: gg
multeyemeteor: Cool trick, though
frunkyman: LMAO
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDed
Holmeslice_: He could do it
AzaleaCloud: Well then!
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Oooh, a hot goblin~
Holmeslice_: Welp
Hewdra: @AzaleaCloud The Knight of Dawn's Light gives you a +1 to all life gain
imgpw: torch courier
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AzaleaCloud: Ohhhhhhh, okay. Thanks @Hewdra
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_SG
TheTunnelingCat: problem is you still need a way to get the kiki off the top for a payoff
tsuuisalie: yep, it's torch courier
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TheTunnelingCat: yeah that makes infinite tapped snoops, but what do you do from there
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CrescendoSlash: get mogg fanatic on top
matthaus_c: you can make them on opponent's end step, or cycle a gempalm
tehfewl: then you put mogg fanatic
tehfewl: on top
multeyemeteor: If you make them during opponent's end step, you get a million on your turn
phrag3r: ^
MegaDosX: It's pretty gross
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DigitalSeahorse: vicksySip
AzaleaCloud: !card Sling-Gang Commander
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
MegaDosX: People do a similar trick in Arena formats using Fable of the Mirror Breaker, but it requires two of them flipped to do it
couchboyj: Is runeholdt hordenaster in the goblin list? That fellow is gross with prospector.
AzaleaCloud: !card Sling-Gang
LRRbot: Sling-Gang Lieutenant [3B] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | When Sling-Gang Lieutenant enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens. / Sacrifice a Goblin: Target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
TheTunnelingCat: yeah, snoop in play, recruiter for skirk, torch courier, kiki, mogg fanatic
LastCenturion: the last snoop token copies recruiter to put mog fanatic on top
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hold_no_carter: and I've been workiiiiin like a gobbbb
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frunkyman: ohhh those are sick piles
SeuGWJ: goblin javelineer is a good 1 drop gob
LRRbot: Tattermunge Maniac [{R/G}] | Creature β€” Goblin Warrior [2/1] | Tattermunge Maniac attacks each combat if able.
LRRbot: Goblin Lookout [1R] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/2] | {T}, Sacrifice a Goblin: Goblin creatures get +2/+0 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Metallic Mimic [2] | Artifact Creature β€” Shapeshifter [2/1] | As Metallic Mimic enters the battlefield, choose a creature type. / Metallic Mimic is the chosen type in addition to its other types. / Each other creature you control of the chosen type enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
MegaDosX: ABA: Always Be Attacking
throwawaygolf: double fable lets you get X 2/2s for a turn
LRRbot: Warren Instigator [RR] | Creature β€” Goblin Berserker [1/1] | Double strike / Whenever Warren Instigator deals damage to an opponent, you may put a Goblin creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.
10of9: does mono red goblins want/run sensation gorger?
TheTunnelingCat: instigator? i hardly know her
LRRbot: Mirran Crusader [1WW] | Creature β€” Human Knight [2/2] | Double strike, protection from black and from green
couchboyj: Tattermunge has auto-flunge
LRRbot: Dragon Fodder [1R] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.
praxisispraxis: Goyf can't block it
AzaleaCloud: It was really good back in the day against, like, Team America
SamanthaVess: Most things are really good with Jitte
AzaleaCloud: Ninja'd
MegaDosX: It's Willbender!
praxisispraxis: ive seen hammertime in modern play crusader somewhat recently
thraximore: heck yeah
korvys: !card Clickslither
LRRbot: Clickslither [1RRR] | Creature β€” Insect [3/3] | Haste / Sacrifice a Goblin: Clickslither gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn.
LRRbot: Inquisition of Kozilek [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it with mana value 3 or less. That player discards that card.
AugmentingPath: legit is the favored weapon of Jacques Umezawa
LRRbot: Moggcatcher [2RR] | Creature β€” Human Mercenary [2/2] | {3}, {T}: Search your library for a Goblin permanent card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPoint vicksyNoU
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Haroldholmes25: mogg catcher catch me a mog
TheTunnelingCat: moggcatcher? i hardly know her
ShadowFirelaw: @pupsnap enjoy!
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: @AugmentingPath That almost hurts as much as the time Friday Knights made a La Jitte/La Jetee joke
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Friday Nights even
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LRRbot: Stoneforge Mystic [1W] | Creature β€” Kor Artificer [1/2] | When Stoneforge Mystic enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}{W}, {T}: You may put an Equipment card from your hand onto the battlefield.
AugmentingPath: @HuecalpixquiJeanIII this really isn't the knight to be drawing those sorts of distinctions
LRRbot: Sword of Fire and Ice [3] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from red and from blue. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, Sword of Fire and Ice deals 2 damage to any target and you draw a card. / Equip {2}
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DigitalSeahorse: vicksyS vicksySpook
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: badum tss*
couchboyj: I assume the catcher can catch a trashmaster
thraximore: catcher=>recruiter=>snoop+kiki=profit??
WavesOfBabies: AHAHHAA
graal_smith: Hi Wheeler, and Hi Alex who I don't remember seen in a while
LRRbot: Declaration in Stone [1W] | Sorcery | Exile target creature and all other creatures its controller controls with the same name as that creature. That player investigates for each nontoken creature exiled this way.
WavesOfBabies: yabba dabba doo I like talking to you!
Haroldholmes25: wonder if alex is on cratermaker
thraximore: huh, not what I expected
couchboyj: I think we saw cratermaker vs merfolk
LRRbot: Ember Hauler [RR] | Creature β€” Goblin [2/2] | {1}, Sacrifice Ember Hauler: It deals 2 damage to any target.
SeuGWJ: lol
AugmentingPath: Wheeler's removal is all themed around killing Sorin's family, I guess
DigitalSeahorse: reptil85Pog_TK
Vandristine: crackin open some bois with the cold ones
PupSnap: All In has been declared
DigitalSeahorse: reptil85Greenman_SG
DigitalSeahorse: then what?
LRRbot: White Knight [WW] | Creature β€” Human Knight [2/2] | First strike / Protection from black
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Man who sacked all his lands "I wish I had 1 mana"
AzaleaCloud: It's a red deck in an Eternal format. That seems normal.
goombalax: dv dvv dvvdvdvdv White knight
AugmentingPath: Need to go for the triple double double
Dog_of_Myth: hahah
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPoint
BusTed: :)
SeuGWJ: lol that was so sinister
matthaus_c: I wanted lrrPAUL , not Andrew Ryan
bigburley97: Good evening
MAPBoardgames: lrrPAUL MorphinTime
The_Color_Twelve: katesFight coming out swinging
DigitalSeahorse: lrrPAUL vicksySpook
bigburley97: That deck box though
Leedopo: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:32:29.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: You don't get tazed you don't get paid!
DigitalSeahorse: xD
thraximore: No! says the man with Thought Scour, it belongs to the 'yard!
hold_no_carter: lrrJUDGE
Phailhammer: !updog
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LRRbot: Foundry Street Denizen [R] | Creature β€” Goblin Warrior [1/1] | Whenever another red creature enters the battlefield under your control, Foundry Street Denizen gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
throwawaygolf: "Is a man not entitled?" full sentence
AzaleaCloud: "Bolt I win"
randombillfolds: Lightning Bolt Round.
SeuGWJ: foundry street denizen looks like the first elden ring boss
WavesOfBabies: I already had em
randomletters5: starting a game at 3 against goblins isn't hard mode, you just lose
LRRbot: Triumphant Adventurer [WB] | Creature β€” Human Knight [1/1] | Deathtouch / As long as it's your turn, Triumphant Adventurer has first strike. / Whenever Triumphant Adventurer attacks, venture into the dungeon.
SmashTCG: "NO says the man who plays Hullbreacher, IT BELONGS IN MY HANDS"
LRRbot: Gempalm Incinerator [2R] | Creature β€” Goblin [2/1] | Cycling {1}{R} / When you cycle Gempalm Incinerator, you may have it deal X damage to target creature, where X is the number of Goblins on the battlefield.
Hewdra: Ben should be at 18 from fetching
LRRbot: Boggart Ram-Gang [{R/G}{R/G}{R/G}] | Creature β€” Goblin Warrior [3/3] | Haste / Wither
laundreydhull: yes, yes... has the man in G/B, make me more powerful than you could dare to comprehend...
SeuGWJ: ram jam
LRRbot: Dire Tactics [WB] | Instant | Exile target creature. If you don't control a Human, you lose life equal to that creature's toughness.
mitomanox: Hey chat. Arriving late very late here. One question: did my lord and savior Bengineering play today?
SirZapdos: oops all lords
Sorator13: I imagine Paul off camera, holding a censer full of burning incense, wondering what he's supposed to do with it
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Huh... that might be the best card you're not playing
MegaDosX: Dire Tactics is a really good removal spell in the right deck
Sorator13: @mitomanox negative; Ben usually doesn't play Highlander. Just Alex, Wheeler, and Serge, I believe.
MegaDosX: Did some work in my Mardu Knights standard deck once upon a time
SeuGWJ: nelson too!
Vampyre_Lord: whats the first card in wheelers yard?
LRRbot: Adeline, Resplendent Cathar [1WW] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Knight [*/4] | Vigilance / Adeline, Resplendent Cathar's power is equal to the number of creatures you control. / Whenever you attack, for each opponent, create a 1/1 white Human creature token that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control.
Sorator13: aw, I missed nelly? alright, catch him on the vod
SeuGWJ: wasteland I think
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: It's a fetch
aerohydra: flooded strand
graal_smith: It's round 4 of 3, right?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Flooded Strand
LRRbot: Goblin Sharpshooter [2R] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | Goblin Sharpshooter doesn't untap during your untap step. / Whenever a creature dies, untap Goblin Sharpshooter. / {T}: Goblin Sharpshooter deals 1 damage to any target.
couchboyj: Sweet, Adaline!
Rootpotato: thanks wheeler now i got seal stuck in my head
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
theamc2000: Where is the Adeline as madeline theme song
LRRbot: Knight of Infamy [1B] | Creature β€” Human Knight [2/1] | Protection from white / Exalted
SeuGWJ: the new swords 2 plowshares in the 40k deck is really good.
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTH
AzaleaCloud: ALEX YOUR DELIVERY LUL
SeuGWJ: it's a tank turned into a grain thresher
thraximore: @AzaleaCloud impeccable
Fanklok: Haha, dangly parts
LRRbot: Murderous Redcap [2{B/R}{B/R}] | Creature β€” Goblin Assassin [2/2] | When Murderous Redcap enters the battlefield, it deals damage equal to its power to any target. / Persist
avi_miller: Alex and Wheeler just play off of each other so well
AzaleaCloud: @avi_miller Unironically truuuuue.
avi_miller: They are just so so funny together
LRRbot: Gideon, Ally of Zendikar [2WW] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Gideon [4] | [+1]: Until end of turn, Gideon, Ally of Zendikar becomes a 5/5 Human Soldier Ally creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn. / [0]: Create a 2/2 white Knight Ally creature token. / [βˆ’4]: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control get +1/+1."
xantos69: Cheer50 Bits! Hey LRR team. How goes the games?
TheTunnelingCat: should be 4 right?
TheTunnelingCat: 2 creatures entered, and 1 sledder
DigitalSeahorse: lrrWHEELER lrrALEX vicksyPoint
blastedman: should indeed be4
tehfewl: thats florida (don't come to florida)
couchboyj: redcap entered twice
couchboyj: didnt it?
SeuGWJ: waaaghh
LithelyUnshod: Redcap was saced to sledder tergeting foundry
blastedman: redcap!!
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHeck waaa
multeyemeteor: ggs, yucky games
AzaleaCloud: WHEELER YOU KILLED HIM
AzaleaCloud: XD
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Sorator13: LUL
waywardrunt: poor guy
WavesOfBabies: Wario's gallbladder ruptured wahhhhh
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SeuGWJ: those were some good games guys thanks for streaming
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDed vicksyDed vicksyDed
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: "Wario hasa sepsis,wahhh..."
coachNelly: good times!
thraximore: Thanks for having us it was great to be here
graal_smith: Wheeler should have played a cat, Alex would have conceded.
coachNelly: thanks for the stream!
AzaleaCloud: lrrHEART
hold_no_carter: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
DigitalSeahorse: lol
WavesOfBabies: me and Wario have so much in common
thraximore: @graal_smith there ARE cat knights
SeuGWJ: 'Buttons For Wario'
MAPBoardgames: btn plz
LithelyUnshod: I thought I had reflux but it was gallstones.
WavesOfBabies: toodles
SeuGWJ: good night everyone :D
Blasteg: morning. am I early or late
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyFail vicksyPoint
Pharmacistjudge: pharma2Vial pharma2Vial pharma2Vial ?
thraximore: umbraSmile
Sogheim: collector booster draft? how's that work?
hold_no_carter: marshallVALUE
tremendouscactus: Added Value
avi_miller: Heres hoping someone opens a Tabernacle Kappa
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Braids came back from dementia space the same amount of crazy as she was before
DigitalSeahorse: neat
tremendouscactus: It's free grubby sweat.
ElissenRedux: Braids: Now w/ 30% less mental stability, and 30% more murder
thraximore: @HuecalpixquiJeanIII past a certain threshold, the label becomes binary
goombalax: get that sweet Legends value
The_Color_Twelve: sweet
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyNoU vicksyPeek
patrick_stonecrusher: will he bring ice cream too?
Sogheim: Wheeler, do we have to feed James when he arrives?
Fruan: I don't want James to see how I live
pipshardfour: and with ice cream
Dog_of_Myth: Road Quest 2
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Nobody does, Alex
WavesOfBabies: Canada Post renamed to James
Juliamon: What's not to understand?
WavesOfBabies: to memorialize the Queen
goombalax: they're just making fried chicken and billing it to LRR
RockPusher: Celebrate with us regular crispness
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote crispy
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
zarbit: It can't be smooth, neither can it be extra crispy
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: "How can I bill kfc as a work expense..."
ElissenRedux: So much bite excite!
RockPusher: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
avi_miller: Excite Bite
Sogheim: vampires can get scared
zarbit: " "
avi_miller: NES classic
WavesOfBabies: oh is pokemon over for Is This Your Card?
WavesOfBabies: I'll miss the Dumb Idiot Sons
AzaleaCloud: Pokemon was August's card game.
Juliamon: WavesOfBabies Has been for a few weeks now
The_Color_Twelve: one would hope certainly
airylan: Blue Wizard has shot the food!
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: @WavesOfBabies Changes every Calendar month iirc
tremendouscactus: Is drawn horse big drawn dog?
Fruan: It's so much better this way!
Riiiiiiis: Hey Alex.... I vote for you
DigitalSeahorse: xD
matthaus_c: poison, or crimson rot?
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SmashTCG: wait if LRR has Golgoroths gaze, whos doing DPS
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyParty
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tremendouscactus: The underscore bits are extra hard in this format.
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DigitalSeahorse: digita435Duck1 tqsEgg
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
DeM0nFiRe: mcgWhat
RockPusher: gabyLul
matthaus_c: oh no my kidney stones
tremendouscactus: Hank Hill syndrome.
zarbit: My urethWA
DigitalSeahorse: tqsSmug
xantos69: Am Ben just puppet?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Sweet dreams of Wario's Urinary Tract issues!
Phailhammer: cya :)
The_Color_Twelve: I mean try to pass it over leaving it surely
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AzaleaCloud: Good night!
Riiiiiiis: soooo .... pook ?
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