Metric_Furlong: posting the poll again, before streamfall
Metric_Furlong: if anyone feels like helping decide what goes on my to-watch list next
Spades_Slicc: Are ya ready licks?
beowuuf: lunarj1Fangs
Spades_Slicc: I can't hear youuuu!
beowuuf: that's because this is text Kappa
ihlendrax: Sorry, I was getting “snacks” ready. 😉
Spades_Slicc: Maybe it's text to you
Spades_Slicc: but in my heart
JohnWaynePoTUS: bite club?
Spades_Slicc: it's a feeling
beowuuf: or even... more than a feeling?
Spades_Slicc: More than a feeling?!
beowuuf: and now i'm singing that, well done me :p
ihlendrax: LUL
Radjack: Bite Club time!
Metric_Furlong: assemble the fang gang
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Fangs
Creideiki_SE: Dammit. I went to A Thing last week, with masks and hand sanitizer against COVID. And apparently ended up with norovirus instead.
Juliamon: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
DarkMorford: Wazzup vamily?
Valthek: Let's go fangsters
TXC2: Hello Everybody
beowuuf: @Creideiki_SE lrrHEART :(
Sarah_Serinde: V--V
beowuuf: hey txc2
Creideiki_SE: @Creideiki_SE I should just give up on ever meeting other people.
ihlendrax: Afternoon, Vamily. Welcome in. Grab yourself some “snacks” and settle in for the show.
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs lrrSHINE lunarj1Fangs
TXC2: hi beowuuf
TemporallyAwry: !soon
mtvcdm: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs Hello I am here to wash the awful taste of this Patriots/Steelers game out of my mouth. With blood!
DeM0nFiRe: lunarj1Fangs
DarkMorford: !advice
LRRbot: Try to roll away by roll away.
saucemaster5000: V--V
CantWearHats: v--v
CantWearHats: time for some bite cluuuub
TXC2: mtvcdm is your team losing, or is the game just bad?
Valthek: @CantWearHats Hush, we don't talk about *you know* club
mtvcdm: My team is the Packers. The game is *terrible*.
TemporallyAwry: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (LoadingReadyRun Presents Not a Drop to Drink. A Tale of Vancouver Island by Night. Game: Not a Drop to Drink Series 2) at Sun 12:00 PM PDT (27s ago).
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG lunarj1Fangs
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a dead cat
RomanGoro subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 94 months!
RomanGoro: The Fang Year!
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mtvcdm: My other game is Buccaneers/Saints. That game sucks too!
teavian: lrrSIG
StarWarsTHX1138: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
DarkMorford: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
TheHaCoFo: lrrSIG lrrSIG
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Fangs lrrSIG lunarj1Fangs
DoctorHutch: lrrSPOOP
usmu1976: Contact!
beowuuf: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lunarj1Fangs
CantWearHats: batteries to power, turbines to speed
usmu1976: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Random_Factor_: Bite club! Bite club!
KevlarGiraffe: v--v
mowdownjoe: benginUrgh benginUrgh lrrSIG lrrSIG benginUrgh benginUrgh
Mr_Dirty subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 62 months!
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TXC2: mtvcdm well yeah it's the buccs :p
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nuclearstulle: hey fangsters! tankth2Letsgorage
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memnus subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 34 months!
memnus: Teeth! teeth! teeth!
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SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs lrrSHINE lunarj1Fangs
PharaohBender27: Cheer300 Welcome, vamily! lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
ihlendrax: So that’s where Oliver’s been putting his leftovers.
mtvcdm: The score is Buccaneers 3, Saints 3 in the middle of the 3rd quarter. That's a terrible score for football.
albatros064: lunarj1Fangs lrrSIG
serramarkov: lrrSHINE lrrSIG lunarj1Fangs lrrSHINE
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> It's time! | Session 4 of our VtM v5 chronicle, NOT A DROP TO DRINK is starting on | Join @JacobBurgessVO @UnarmedOracle @apsalar @WakeUpSuper and @LunarJade as they stare at eternity in a walmart parking lot. | #Vampirethemasquerade #vamily 📷 || ⤵
mtvcdm: So, yeah, football is done today, only vampires now
Strebenherz: @mtvcdm Good luck to whichever your team is!
jdr_42: lrrSPOOPY vtmMessycrit lrrSHINE
mtvcdm: My team is Fang Gang now
TemporallyAwry: @mtvcdm I dunno 3:3:3 has a nice bit of rder to it Kappa
NicoTheSly: wait, did we start a vampire football league?
ladylinzington: we didn't NOT start one
Drasvin: v--v
mtvcdm: (Session 4, tweet person?)
PharaohBender27: @mtvcdm Dang that's low for American football
beowuuf: #notAFootballCult
PrinceNimzar: woo more adventures in the vam cam fam van!
queercrafting_chonk: 🦷🦷
Random_Factor_: You know, Oliver could get his poker night together and start a vampire poker night.
TXC2: a Fantasy football league of who in NFL could in fact be a kindred Kappa
Our_oBoros: Hi there. How Kind to see you all!
theevermist: v--v
TXC2: hello Our_oBoros welcome
Myrniss: 2 minutes until we hear heather say Fangsters lrrAWESOME
ihlendrax: Any predictions for what shenanigans this coterie gets up to in today’s episode?
keytoviktory686 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 4 months!
keytoviktory686: 4 months woo! big love to everyone
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usmu1976: I thought you called it soccer. And then 3 /3 is quite decent.
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: lrrCREEPL V--V lrrCREEPR
ladylinzington: Not long finished last weeks VOD. The way Marge goes from endearingly sweet to BONE CHILLINGLY terrifying is excellent work on Jacob's part
beowuuf: toreodostest with the mostest
DarkMorford: @TXC2 Tom Brady is damn near immortal, so...
LoadingReadyRun: I wrote the wrong session number and Jacob made me redo the tweett.....
TXC2: DarkMorford oh he clearly the devil though :p
fragilepaper: @ladylinzington you're right, the way the character just flips is scarily good
HeyAustralia: Yeah I was gonna say I’m pretty sure TB hasn’t noticeably aged in at least a decade
ladyjessica subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 20 months, currently on a 5 month streak!
ladyjessica: Bite club!!
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Random_Factor_: I mean, I'm guessing that there'll be a messy crit involved with the van somehow. Because that just keeps happening.
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> It's time! | Session 5 of our VtM v5 chronicle, NOT A DROP TO DRINK is starting on | Join @JacobBurgessVO @UnarmedOracle @apsalar @WakeUpSuper and @LunarJade as they stare at eternity in a walmart parking lot. | #Vampirethemasquerade #vamily 📷 || ⤵
SaxPython: I wonder if Silas/Marge are done downloading existence
beowuuf: perfect crime lunarj1Heart
lirazel64: Made it!
chimingfish subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 62 months!
chimingfish: time for bite club
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Booklegend subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 21 months!
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CantWearHats: oh HEY, didn't last session end with a messy crit yet to resolve?
wickaboxet: lrrSPOOP time
Mischievous_Catgeist: just put my brownie pie in the oven and ready for a fangtastic time
EricTheOrange: lrrFRUMP
ladylinzington: @CantWearHats maaaaybe
GreatWahooney subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 57 months!
GreatWahooney: Can we talk about bite club yet?
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TemporallyAwry: Channel Point bet on who triggers the MessyCrit this time? ;p
CantWearHats: most excellent
TXC2: we do, in fact, have a messy crit to resolve
Anaerin: @CantWearHats One that was resolving as the curtain fell.
ladylinzington: @Mischievous_Catgeist oooh
ElissenRedux: I'm here on time! (barely, but made it)
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Fangs
JoleneCoda: @CantWearHats suuuuuuure did. Gonna be very not clean
beowuuf: cliffhanger
beowuuf: @ElissenRedux sergeHi
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valravenapocalypse: How does one get invited to bite club?
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corianderd: just like jacob would do
usmu1976: We have lift off!
TXC2: my money's on Siles' head explodes Kappa
theevermist: v--v
TXC2: Here we GO!
beowuuf: frands!
socksfox69 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 12 months!
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CantWearHats: lesgo
lirazel64 has been dangling for a *week*!
Strebenherz: Liftoff!
ElissenRedux: @beowuuf sergeHi
mtvcdm: My proposal for the messy crit: Silas gets a free ablity via downloading the entire Internet, in addition to the actually sought knowledge... but Cameron doesn't pick it. The Beast picks it. And the next time Silas uses an ability, it's that ability that procs instead.
Jakelope13: We have launch!
PrinceNimzar subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 51 months!
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JoleneCoda: YAY ^^
Juliamon: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
BusTed: ohai
maliciously_malkavian subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 27 months!
maliciously_malkavian: woop
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DeM0nFiRe: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
fragilepaper: \o/
Wiliart subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months!
Wiliart: Fangsters Unite
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TXC2: Hello Heather and Jacob
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Nigouki: hallo!
Strebenherz: We have a Jacob!
The_Color_Twelve: Yay
PBlackcoat: Hello!
They_Are_Alyx: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Statist42: hay friends! lrrSHINE benginHi lrrSHINE
JadedCynic: heya! <3
xantos69: Its a rogue Jacob!
Anaerin: Hi Jacob!
Sarah_Serinde: Hi Heather, hi Jacob :D
noSmokeFire: bwah
CantWearHats: how's it fanging
beowuuf: hey heather! hey jacob! hey chat cori!
EricTheOrange: Jacobi and Hever
ElissenRedux: Hi Jacob and Heather!!!
theevermist: hey it's jacob!
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Heart lunarj1Fangs
saucemaster5000: blah
Mischievous_Catgeist: fangtastic
vingris_ subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 37 months!
vingris_: Messy crit time!
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lime_heer: a jacob!
AveryCorvus: Fang fang fang fang
DarkMorford: Hi Heather, hi Jacob!
DiscordianTokkan: hahaha
A_Dub888: Salufangtions!
wickaboxet: So, when do they get to smash cut to the bleached white skeleton?
Valthek: Jacob! Heather!
beowuuf: fangward
memnus: Hi Jacob!
EricTheOrange: v--v
KevlarGiraffe subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months!
KevlarGiraffe: v--v Hi Jacob and Heather!
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sophieghost: fangtastic thanks
mtvcdm: Where is fanging? Here!
Sarah_Serinde: Jacob sure is picky about his puns :P
Eramis8: Hypetime!
Strebenherz: Rude
DiscordianTokkan: Moist Fangs
Fragged_Templar: good morning
PBlackcoat: Heather, stop being a bully!
lirazel64: Sanguinations!
Mr_Whyt: oops sorry for the asscaps
nuclearstulle: lrrHEART lrrHEART Hi Heather! Hi Jacob!
corianderd: katesSteer
Strebenherz: @DiscordianTokkan Cursed, but acceptable
usmu1976: Hi Jacob
Our_oBoros: Fang in there, Jacob!
MTBoot: Hey Jacob, lookin good! Hey Heather, [socially acceptable compliment]!
TXC2: !addquote (Heather) [now] I'll just start yelling words you don't like.
LRRbot: New quote #8232: "I'll just start yelling words you don't like." —Heather [2022-09-18]
James_the_Dabbler: Doing great, fangs for asking!
usmu1976: Hi Heather
duckace11: howdy howdy everybody
illuviel: Hihi, vamily!
SaxPython: #EarnedIt
beowuuf: yes, but
lime_heer: you are paying for your sins
JadedCynic: Jacob, you KNOW not to go against Heather. EVER.
ArkhamArchivist: Oh man I loved Gamecube Exclusive Final Fantasy Cube Chronicle
niccus: when you receive payback, that's getting pay
AveryCorvus: Heather is doing fanguage crimes again!
EricTheOrange: do the finger fangs jacob
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to corianderd!
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PharaohBender27: @AveryCorvus escher3PUN
JoleneCoda: Cubes are tasty
CantWearHats: hi Jacob! :D
ihlendrax: FangFic?
PrinceNimzar: wooo FangFic!
DentedPockets: escher3PUN
JadedCynic: ANNNND, *now* we start the stream ;)
Mischievous_Catgeist: heather the manager of chaos
Sarah_Serinde: Heather *is* the best yes
corianderd: @AnAnonymousGifter Thanks for the gift sub! lrrSHINE
beowuuf: jacob rolled a messy crit when rolling for intros and heather got to decide how that manifest
Anaerin: Those quotes around "Friends" are getting more prominent.
TXC2: it's fun to a man suffer emotional damage in real time Kappa
e_bloc: look very fangsome
PharaohBender27: @beowuuf tqsLOL
mtvcdm: Heather is the best. Jacob is also the best.
valravenapocalypse: I absolutely love Not a Drop to Drink with Jacob running, but I'd kinda like to see what a Vampire game run by Heather would be like
Genie_M: perfect bunny ears
ani_laurel: Heather would be viscious
theevermist: isn't this whole thing a fang fic?
Strebenherz: Just start talking about transformers again. "I'd like to roll to derail the DM beautifully"
corianderd: this is the episode where we win the game, right?
Sarah_Serinde: I mean you still kind of are
AveryCorvus: Jacob seriousness is the yin to Heather's chaos fang
Sarah_Serinde: Just not current you
Mischievous_Catgeist: alittle messy
Lusunati: it's Jacob!
GreatWahooney: as opposed to all the other ones?
KevlarGiraffe: They are all good
lirazel64: Ours, and no one else's.
CantWearHats: they're all good ones!
SolarBlitz1: I literally just finished Session 4, perfect timing!
JoleneCoda: Walmart parking lot is a hub of action!
mtvcdm: It's one (1) good.
noSmokeFire: can't wait to see our Very Good Boy's messy crit kick things off
Drasvin: Stuff will be happening
SmashTCG: why is the top of you hair Phaseing out of existance?
Statist42: uh, i'm excited
beowuuf: session 5 win everything, 6 - 8 = all the lotr style endings
wickaboxet: bigfoot? (:
JoleneCoda: 8 episodes uuuh
CanvasWolfDoll: something about a secret canadian vampire military, right?
Spades_Slicc: We're in the endgame now
TXC2: we're 5/8th of the way there!
ladylinzington: where is Vanpire, are they safe, are they ok
saucemaster5000: I've got strawberry cheesecake ice cream for snacks today
CantWearHats: engagement!
Valthek: @SmashTCG child of the night magic, don't worry about it (obfuscate I)
TXC2: !twitter
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mowdownjoe: I could do that!
EricTheOrange: v--v do the finger fangs Jacob v--v
Sarah_Serinde: TXC2 I mean we haven't started ep 5 yet so 50% done is still accurate
KaleidoscopeMind: who is in charge of the twitter today
ArkhamArchivist: Because RPGs,Jacob!
DoctorHutch: how many sittings did you do the season 1 filming in?
TXC2: Sarah_Serinde yes I should have added a kappa
wickaboxet: The sun setting in Edinburgh really puts this in the mood
Lusunati: Thank god i made it for the preamble. my internet went down right quick.
JadedCynic: I would, but I don't have a twitter account anymore - just imagine a look of joy <3
Transmuted_Elf: Jacob in booth! Hai Jacob!
DiscordianTokkan: Oh no, is that just on my end?
SaxPython: lol
mtvcdm: I stayed up until 4 AM watching sumo wrestling.... yeah, also a bit tired, that was a poor plan for me.
thegreatwyrdling subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 19 months!
thegreatwyrdling: v--v I'm here for the fangfic
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theymerLoviatar: @wickaboxet as does darkness in Finland
noSmokeFire: the podcast isn't in my gramophone feed :(
nuclearstulle: that's LRRTeethTeeth, isn't it?
JadedCynic: I feel callbacks to "Backward Compatible"
TemporallyAwry: So PodCatcher isn't the slang for that anymore?
DarkMorford: OH NO
Lusunati: Jacob's phasing out.
mtvcdm: oooooooh
SaxPython: Cube?
Random_Factor_: Jacob about to cause chaos.
duckace11: a podcast about podcasting with ian
mtvcdm: !store
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TXC2: !store
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mowdownjoe: @nuclearstulle l lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
beowuuf: oh look, it's time for another annual tradition stream with ian then :p
Mr_Whyt: can we write about bite club?
Transmuted_Elf: love your hallowknight shirt
EricTheOrange: v--v
KevlarGiraffe: Christmas is.
accountmadeforants: Hey Jacob, Heather, have you heard about this VttM campaign called Not A Drop To Drink?
DarkNacht subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 64 months!
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JoleneCoda: Bite Club is only suitable for written communication
duckace11: Halloween? I'm 90% done with christmas shopping
Mischievous_Catgeist: my store is putting christmas up on the 26th... of this month
Anaerin: Candy teeth?
mtvcdm: Do you realize in our store we probably have like 80 pallets of Christmas and none of them are on the shelves yet?
JoleneCoda: so that it can all be documented
SaxPython: FBtouchdown PogChamp FBtouchdown
ElissenRedux: v--v
JadedCynic: *Halloween*??? Please - Xmas crap is pushing out the Halloween stuff ALREADY :(
Sarah_Serinde: Perfect
niccus: regular crispy leftovers?
beowuuf: the kine-ness wars begin
JoleneCoda: That's so cute
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Brozard: wax fangs wax fangs wax fangs
Transmuted_Elf: try to out kindness Jacob, this will go well
TXC2: of course
Brozard: Awwww
saucemaster5000: yaay candy!
Our_oBoros: Halloween's nothing, we have Christmas stuff in my local supermarket!
SmashTCG: thats amazeing
lime_heer: kissed by dracula.
EricTheOrange: ooooh nice I was expecting wax fangs or something
CantWearHats: no, it's blood! bleh!
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
corianderd: did you bring enough to share with chat?
SaxPython: @beowuuf a new battle begins
nuclearstulle: @beowuuf yes XD
Drasvin: Experiencing the Kiss
Brozard: Missed by a Rose on your grave?
beowuuf: @SaxPython the war rages on and on :p
DarkMorford: I'll have to look for those next week.
Brozard: (I know that’s wrong)
ArkhamArchivist: So do Kindred see Count Chocula as a Masquerade violation?
accountmadeforants: Pralines? More like prascreams!
duckace11: this is just chocolate covered strawberry with extra steps
Mr_Dirty: maybe if you eat more it tastes better?
mtvcdm: The man in the store said you wanted a cordial cherry but all they had was Hershey's
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DoctorHutch: and i will have another.
CantWearHats: "it is revolting!" "more?" "please!"
TheNerdWonder: I hate it. Give me another
Lord_ZYRK: Less a Shirley Temple and more a Shirley Crypt
miniMacGuru subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 17 months!
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Lusunati: No Place for Bravery you say
beowuuf: ysbrydHype
EricTheOrange: had my covid shot yesterday so I'm feeling really out of it today and it's making me punchy
Juliamon: Lord_ZYRK Shirley Mausoleum
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: No place for bravery is coming out!? yay!
Ignatiuspants: woo! I'm here for Bite Club! excitement and whatnot!
ladylinzington: @EricTheOrange well done though!
e_bloc: Cheer1116 big fang
TXC2: Jacob lrrHEART
Drasvin: @EricTheOrange Time to punch that disease
Someonenonotyou subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 99 months!
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Sarah_Serinde: 3 plus session 0 I think yeah
mowdownjoe: Bless our mods for keeping the YouTube comments safe! <3
beowuuf: three last time main
Sarah_Serinde: Oh right and the Q&A
PBlackcoat: Season 3!
GreatWahooney: wishlisted!
e_bloc: eight seasons and a movie
CantWearHats: season threeeeee?
Sarah_Serinde: mowdownjoe I mean...I think that's just Heather lrrHEART
winterstretch: series 3 please
noSmokeFire: at this rate the next season will be, what, 24 episodes?
ArkhamArchivist: 8 is a good number for a solid plotline
peregrinerose: I'm so very very glad yous are doing it again!
nuclearstulle: moooore
JoleneCoda: No Drop 3 Drink
Valthek: Eight seasons and a movie! Bite club forever
theevermist: do we get a q and a after this one?
usmu1976: yes. please
Paranundrox: at least season 3
Jogela: Kickstarter for season 3?
Sarah_Serinde: The folks who are mods are YouTube are just there for the live streams
beowuuf: woot woot
Eramis8: Potetial 3rd
DarkNacht: I always want to see more dice friends
ArkhamArchivist: but it just leaves us... hungry for more
mtvcdm: But first... before Season 3, we must proceed with Season 2.
Lusunati: VREEEEE
Defrost: mowdownjoe, pretty sure youtube comments is just Heather
Strebenherz: The theme song is A+
Mischievous_Catgeist: this theme is a fanger
ElissenRedux: theme song hype
saucemaster5000: if it's a trilogy you can the do a prequel trilogy
Metric_Furlong: it is a very good theme soong
accountmadeforants: *screeeech*
CantWearHats: heck yeah lets go
TXC2: Fanger alert!
fir3wolfhhmd: holy caine what happened that there is only a chance for season 3?
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Paranundrox: you know what they say about having a taste 3 times
DiscordianTokkan: Bweeeeeen
nuclearstulle: not a drop to drink: Seattle Drift
Strebenherz: First time hearing the theme song live \o/
noSmokeFire: lrrSIG the vampire siren is active lrrSIG
EricTheOrange: I like how jacob says "these are awful" and then keeps eating them.
McArgh subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 70 months!
McArgh: Nice +1
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TheMerricat: we've said this before but oh my god this intro is awesome
theymerLoviatar: @EricTheOrange it's incredibly relatable
DiscordianTokkan: Oh, my internet is NOT happy. It's making the Twitch compression do bad things to the song
KevinTheShark: one more season *clap clap clapclapclap*
SaxPython: lol
EMNetwork subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months, currently on a 14 month streak!
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LadyDKat: Oh man, this is my first time hearing the intro with headphones on... it hits so much harder
ElissenRedux: @TheMerricat I think we all say it every time lol its that good
Lusunati: @LadyDKat yaaarp
mtvcdm: So, when last we left what could be described as our heroes, we were in the middle of processing a messy crit.
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Lusunati: @mtvcdm "I wish to know... everything."
LostThePirate: v~~~~v
mowdownjoe: @Sarah_Serinde @Defrost could've sworn I and a few others was given mod powers for a period around the time of the Road Quest premieres... Might've been a temporary thing, tho...
teaandcharcoal: oh shit just got here, perfect timing!!!
teaandcharcoal: v----v
fir3wolfhhmd: @mtvcdm "protagonists"
beowuuf: @fir3wolfhhmd presumably they want to see it consistently do good until the end, and it's not ended yet :)
DiscordianTokkan: @Anaerin Hopefully that'll work!
GreatWahooney: we SO into it
TheMerricat: stupid question chat My memory is poor did they ever tell us how many actual days it took to record all the sessions?
Sarah_Serinde: @Sarah_Serinde Yes, that was for modding live streams, not comments
Sparkap: v----v
Tandtroll_OG: we happy
ArkhamArchivist: I feel like I just heard slightly less far in the past Jacob say this, thanks, Past Jacob!
SetraLynn: Finally catching a premier live! lrrSHINE lrrSHINE katesHype katesHype
TXC2: TheMerricat not that I know of
TXC2: hello SetraLynn welcome
mtvcdm: Aspiring bat
beowuuf: adam is playing all of the tyndall
BusTed: slash bigfoot watcher
CantWearHats: slash bigfoot enthusiast
Anaerin: @DiscordianTokkan "Low Latency" mode changes playback speed on-the-fly to cope with varying bandwith. Turning it off builds a bigger buffer, but plays at a consistent speed.
mtvcdm: Brujah put in charge of things
mowdownjoe: The Mom.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL "The Brujah Responsible One"
duckace11: Brujah mom
mtvcdm: A good boy who's just downloaded the entire Internet
niccus: would you like to box "responsible one"
beowuuf: messily but well
JoleneCoda: I did a good bad!
EricTheOrange: What are the odds on Oliver Dying or Losing his morals First.
TXC2: he do wrong right
Brozard: Oh yeah! The messy crit!
mowdownjoe: Messy crit! Messy crit!
Brozard: I forgot! NotLikeThis
DiscordianTokkan: Oh, yeah, messy crit on Knowing a language
LunarJade: I’m good at everything and you can’t tell me otherwise!
Brozard: Oh no!
mtvcdm: Artist for occasions when an artist is very much not required
Sarah_Serinde: LunarJade I believe it
beowuuf: escher3THUMBSUP
Drasvin: Silas asked a Malk to learn everything
PharaohBender27: Mess-y crit! (clap) Mess-y crit! (clap)
EricTheOrange: Walmart is an interesting place
Sarah_Serinde: Yeahhhh
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
beowuuf: e v e r y t h i n g
mtvcdm: They've had a whole downtime to think about ideas for this messy crit
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mtvcdm: (It was definitely 7)
TXC2: a language that I didn't know but did in fact "know"
LunarJade: He rolled perfectly
Sarah_Serinde: Nothing happened and everything was fine
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
BusTed: crit fun
vancouverbynight: Hello Vamily
CantWearHats: lrrFINE
A_Dub888: Define "fun"
KaleidoscopeMind: exactly what he was supposed to do
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Ignatiuspants: it was a great success!
TXC2: hello vancouverbynight welcome
mtvcdm: Silas gets to learn stuff! Critical success!
SaxPython: FBtouchdown lunarj1Fangs FBtouchdown
accountmadeforants: Jo went to acquire Artifacts from the Wall Market.
JacobBurgessVO: all of them
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah that tracks
beowuuf: All. Of. Them.
A_Dub888: What is a changing room if not a private cafeteria?
TXC2: is THAT what the kids are calling it now? Kappa
ArkhamArchivist: Ah, we found the horror
Strebenherz: Oh no. You did them so dirty
mowdownjoe: Cam, yes...
LunarJade: Don’t know why Jo thinks we will stay in the van.
Strebenherz: The vampirism wasn't the crime, it was making the walmart for life XD
DiscordianTokkan: That you Remember
noSmokeFire: new character idea: unethical night shift manager at the walmart
mtvcdm: That person has their own story of personal horror now.
saucemaster5000: sometimes bad juju is just bad you-you
illuviel: (How it started: Silas Reed peruses forbidden architecture texts in uni How it's going: Silas Reed consults the Marginalia of the Book of Malkav)
Strebenherz: As a retail worker, no offense taken, i'm laughing
CantWearHats: someone's been making blood meth, maybe
TXC2: #BloodStuff
JadedCynic: "Oh right. Our original purpose."
WiJohn: Bein' naughty with their blood stuff
theymerLoviatar: The Blood Shack is a little old place where we can get some bloodmeth
mtvcdm: I am absolutely not googling blood meth.
Strebenherz: So this is Breaking Bad: Vancouver Island?
beowuuf: blehstal meth
ElissenRedux: Oh god Silas is gonna do blood meth isn't he
beowuuf: @Strebenherz Better Not Call Quinn
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ladylinzington: @CantWearHats dracula voice: 'bleth'
Mischievous_Catgeist: creep doll provided
beowuuf: with scary joy
Anaerin: @illuviel How it started: Silas Reed reads books to get other people's answers. How it's going: Silas Reed asks his own questions and gets answers.
JadedCynic: Thank you, Meredith <3
mowdownjoe: BabyRage
JoleneCoda: Democracy :)
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: Meredith is the best
PharaohBender27: sharkf11SHAKE sparkl171Bitties Messy crit hype! sparkl171Bitties sharkf11SHAKE
JadedCynic: Mere is AWESOME <3
beowuuf: ysbrydMereyell
illuviel: (oh dear sanguine gods, I am lagging so badly)
Spades_Slicc: for just pennies a day, you too can use this sweet home rule
SaxPython: NotLikeThis
JadedCynic: Jacob is resisting temptation...
DoctorHutch: amazonRUDE1 amazonRUDE2
DiscordianTokkan: Jacob "Likes Jokes" Burgess
mtvcdm: Jacob from State Farm
PharaohBender27: That one's not even trying!
CanvasWolfDoll: at least you get a variety, jacob. i just get gone with the wind 'jokes'
ani_laurel: Jacob Two Two seems like a show/book Jacob would like a lot
PharaohBender27: CORI
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
CantWearHats: CORI
ArkhamArchivist: We Are From Chicago
Sarah_Serinde: So in case it needs to be said: don't take this as a challenge, chat. Doing things the person said they're sick of isn't actually funny
TXC2: what I'm getting from this is that Jacob when to school once Kappa
DiscordianTokkan: Ah, Pizza Casserole
JadedCynic: Jacob has an after-session project :D
SmashTCG: you just gotta Know everything cam
peregrinerose: to check, is Ysbryd games named for the Welsh word for spirit and/or ghost? Cause every time Jacob mentions it my wee Welsh heart swells, but I've never actually checked
Sarah_Serinde: peregrinerose That
ani_laurel: It is
Sarah_Serinde: That's exactly it yes
illuviel: Perfectionism as a clan compulsion: eesh
SaxPython: well done Cori
JacobBurgessVO: @peregrinerose Correct. The name means spirit because our games have soul.
peregrinerose: Heck yes!!!!!! @sarah_serinde, thank you. I am very very happy
JoleneCoda: @JacobBurgessVO that's really cute!
niccus: that's a lot of souls
Drasvin: Just keep trying until you do it perfectly
Sarah_Serinde: (You can find Ysbryd, Jacob, and Meredith over at by the way)
Leonhart321: Please don't tell me I missed much?
Sarah_Serinde: Leonhart321 Mostly just recaps
fragilepaper: @peregrinerose Hello fellow Welshie, good to see another one here!
Leonhart321: Cool, thanks
TXC2: Leonhart321 no, we're just resolving the messy crit
PharaohBender27: :D
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
mowdownjoe: GROAN
TXC2: gottem!
CantWearHats: heyooo
noSmokeFire: *fozzy bear face*
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DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
EricTheOrange: Can a mod add "Let's Gerber this baby" to the QDB
theymerLoviatar: Marge throws down the Alleyman's Tarot
ElissenRedux: I mean, theoretically possible lol
saucemaster5000: Silas' monkey's paw curled down to a middle finger
mtvcdm: "oh no."
Paranundrox: "and I took that personally"
niccus: marge throws down "man who looks exactly like Silas in a hot air balloon crashing into the power lines"
KaleidoscopeMind: Silas told Marge he's interested in their hyperfixation
beowuuf: he u n d e r s t a n d s it
ihlendrax: My preferred tarot deck for VTM games is the Röhrig Tarot.
ElissenRedux: Oh my god lol
radioshackraider: Oh hey Jacob, did you get that Tarot deck? I've been meaning to ask
DiscordianTokkan: That was EXACTLY what I was thinking Cori
Strebenherz: beautiful
PharaohBender27: Daaaang, that's a good one
peregrinerose: @jacobburgessvo That's lovely. The Welsh language survived because of its spirit, and that that's the word yous picked from it to represent what yous are trying to do in the games sphere is mint. Da iawn pawb :D
SaxPython: btw Cam is now the DM
Gamshyd: is... silas getting stitched into the web
illuviel: ::nods along with Cori::
saucemaster5000: unfortunately it was just pig latin. GL Cam!
Sarah_Serinde: Poor Marge
jdr_42: I also vote for Cori’s
beowuuf: sadly my net dropped for a minute so i missed the first few. fun to see on the vod later
EscherichiaCole: He only speaks an incomprehensible dead language - "Bonjour!"
peregrinerose: @fragilepaper eyyy, sw' mae :D
Paranundrox: so, normal
Ignatiuspants: oh dang... Marge's brain has been DD0S'd
JacobBurgessVO: @radioshackraider I did! I am so sorry for not letting you know. It is complete and perfect. I am using it next session for my home game for Oct
TXC2: EscherichiaCole crazy gibberish!
radioshackraider: No worries! I'm glad you got it and like it
fragilepaper: @peregrinerose sw’mae! lrrSHINE
illuviel: @lunarjade Nice! Until "everything" is said, nothing else can be heard over Marge's download
JacobBurgessVO: @peregrinerose Thank you! please check out our stuff. It all has that exact vibe.
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saucemaster5000: (on the Ysbryd topic, No Place for Bravery looks sweet!)
DarkNacht: And what is the messy part
JacobBurgessVO: @saucemaster5000 Thank you!
mtvcdm: You know it... and now you need a ritual to go back to English.
Drasvin: Silas's beast reaches out and takes the knowledge of the language
TXC2: "Mondale to Heart: where's the Poop?"
Invitare: Do vampires dream of electric humans?
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Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
ElissenRedux: LUL
ani_laurel: lmao
Sarah_Serinde: Yes good thank you Cameron :D
KevlarGiraffe: ha
PharaohBender27: Now Silas gets to learn the original tale of Giglamesh!
CantWearHats: god dammit Ea Nasir
nuclearstulle: yes cameron
Anaerin: E-A-Nasir, it's only copper!
beowuuf: well if you need to tell someone everything, you need to start at the beginning
Yhelta: GROAN
usmu1976: Nice!
illuviel: haha
SaxPython: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
niccus: oh, right, just noticed it -- how well does the trapezoid draft table work for tabletop RPG?
jdr_42: Deep cut on the copper!
Invitare: Swoliver
JoleneCoda: My heart was stopped during that role
NicoTheSly: What bad could have happened if they dropped Marge?
Strebenherz: No, NO it is not
Jogela: A messy crit there would have be so funny
mtvcdm: Oh, right, this must be a 24-hour store then.
corianderd: @niccus If you watch one of the mtg drafts you'll see how the wide end makes reaching hard but the rest of the space is quite nice.
CantWearHats: probably doesn't even get into the top 10 of weird walmart shit
mtvcdm: At my store we close at 11.
Anaerin: It's not the weirdest thing happening in this WalMart parking lot *right now*
Strebenherz: Accurate @Anaerin
Jakelope13: Is Marge just speaking in the Sumerian equivalent of Lorem Ipsum?
satyropodobny: It's a lot like Akkadian, I heard.
theymerLoviatar: Finnish wouldn't use a "yeah" noise for "yeah", so not necessarily a universal response sound
beowuuf: silas now wondering what is wrong with oliver :p
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
fragilepaper: PrideLaugh
mowdownjoe: Flachette?
Anaerin: Silas calls Ballistae
DoctorHutch: shotgun-o
saucemaster5000: fuck that got me so bad PrideLaugh
Metric_Furlong: satyropodobny if you know old Assyrian it's not that big a stretch, apparently Kappa
PharaohBender27: Yeah, there's going to be a LOT of words Silas is going to have to go around
TemporallyAwry: I wonder when the idea of "Dibs" got codified in language
Yhelta: The front at weaponpoint sounds like a great band name
mtvcdm: 'This is my property now'
TheMerricat: "The term is derived from an old children's game called dibstones, which takes its name from the obsolete verb dib, meaning "to dab" or "to pat." (For our angler friends, in the past, "to dib" also meant "to fish by letting the bait bob and dip lightly.") Dibstones, or dibs for short, has had many different incarnations"
saucemaster5000: use your inside sumerian words
satyropodobny: Weren't chariots a 2 person vechicle anyway?
Sarah_Serinde: Haha
Strebenherz: How long before they realize he's not doing it on purpose I wonder
mtvcdm: All the languages taste like Sumerian
Sarah_Serinde: Poor Silas :D
fir3wolfhhmd: language barrier Xd
illuviel: No language, only Sumerian
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peregrinerose: nab shub of silus reed incoming
nuclearstulle: blah blah blah ingot blah copper blah
Myrniss: wait aren't those the 2nd generation?!
saucemaster5000: Marge is singing the meow mix jingle in sumerian
Myrniss: knew it!
Sarah_Serinde: Myrniss Nice :D
Metric_Furlong: it's fine™
Strebenherz: @saucemaster5000 Rip my sides.
fragilepaper: @Myrniss seabatBRAIN
CantWearHats: oh prophecy, that's ominous
TXC2: Nodist? is some Tiberium gonna show up now? Kappa
Drasvin: Is Marge just going down the vampire family tree?
Metric_Furlong: nothing to worry about
Jakelope13: I am terrified to know why a thinblood knows the names of the second-generationg
JoleneCoda: they're juts reciting the vampire bible LUL
lime_heer: @Jakelope13 malkavian stuff
Anaerin: @Jakelope13 The thinblood also happens to be a Malkavian. That is, a seer.
DoctorHutch: haha still no shoes
satyropodobny: They tell a tale of ancient sumerian warrior Steve Jobs, who perished battling nefarious ligma
Jakelope13: @lime_heer @Anaerin Fair point
Anaerin: "Bloody Mary"
mtvcdm: Yep. Bloody Mary
fragilepaper: oh no
fir3wolfhhmd: @jakelope13 malkavian network connects all malkavian brains/beasts to each other because malkav is the blood iirc
Drasvin: @Jakelope13 Malkavian's are prophets and also have a subconscious connection to all other malkavians
Ignatiuspants: oh crap! "Bitter Miriam" is Mary!
Jogela: Time for a drink?
DiscordianTokkan: Bitter Myriam? YEP, Bit her sister too! HAYUCK
illuviel: [edits my earlier comment] : consulting the Marginalia of the Book of *Nod*
niccus: what happens if silas attempts to do charades
mtvcdm: Silas is writing cuneiform
TXC2: Silas Cracks Linar A
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
saucemaster5000: "I've never seen anyone actually write in wingdings!"
Jakelope13: But does Silas realize he's not writing in English?
GreatWahooney: heck yeah pictionary!
PharaohBender27: :D
JadedCynic: "marge at their stripmall"
accountmadeforants: The tower of Babel, but upside down
beowuuf: the sumarian for wendys?
burninggiraffe01: finally catching one live!
Drasvin: Communicating through interpretive art
Invitare: it turns out Oliver is fantastic at Pictionary
TheMerricat: @jakelope13 I mean he realizes the rest of them are having problems understanding them
TheMerricat: him
JadedCynic: Pictionary: VtM edition!
TXC2: I put it to you that Cuneiform is art that became a language
SaxPython: feeling Telestrations
TXC2: hello burninggiraffe01 welcome
Strebenherz: This is beautiful
TXC2: "say what you see"
ArkhamArchivist: Someone who Speaks Sumerian and Someone who Babbles Sumerian
CantWearHats: perfectly normal vampire game
fragilepaper: ^
accountmadeforants: 2 crits, Silas becomes an award-winning graphic novelist.
mtvcdm: The yoga place is the meth lab?
saucemaster5000: Oliver - "aw pictionary is boring let's play hungry hungry hippoes!"
Metric_Furlong: the harsh realities of the children fo the night
Drasvin: Marge: Select * From tblMalkavian
JadedCynic: I'm sorry but I'm with Oliver - isn't Yoga just a cult? Kappa
TheMerricat: given the origins of the word babble can someone speaking Sumerian actually babble?
Myrniss: (nods in sumerian)
beowuuf: *nods in summarian*
teaandcharcoal: @TheMerricat or do they always babble?
beowuuf: nodd even? :p
Invitare: the dollar sign is a picture of a copper ingot
thegreatwyrdling: *understands in sumerian*
satyropodobny: [dabs in sumerian]
PharaohBender27: @Invitare tqsLOL
DoctorHutch: nametag?
JadedCynic: @Invitare chef_kiss
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Sarah_Serinde: Good work Jessica
mtvcdm: There's Gwyneth Paltrow stuff all over the yoga place
accountmadeforants: Sumimasumerian
beowuuf: LOL
thegreatwyrdling: How have you treated me for that copper? You have withheld my money bag from me in enemy territory; it is now up to you to restore (my money) to me in full.
James_the_Dabbler: @JadedCynic Yoga -- The Exercise is the next WoD game
jdr_42: :D
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
DarkMorford: LMAO
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
ElissenRedux: LUL
beowuuf: LMAO
JadedCynic: YES; we've bridged through...well, sort of
Drasvin: LUL
illuviel: haha
AveryCorvus: THIRD BASE
ani_laurel: 10/10 troll
Statist42: woooow
beowuuf: @AveryCorvus :D
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaa
saucemaster5000: @AveryCorvus I was thinking the same thing PrideLaugh
SaxPython: PogChamp
Sarah_Serinde: I love Marge
TXC2: Marge please
Spades_Slicc: In a van
JadedCynic: because of COURSE Marge does <3
Juliamon: I didn't think I could love Marge more
Sarah_Serinde: Bahaha
satyropodobny: It is!
Juliamon: but here we are
beowuuf: nothing like casually violating the masquerade by letting her go to work :p
TheMerricat: Marge deserves a portrait in the intro I think.
josh___something: Oh course they do XD
JadedCynic: Marge is NOT WRONG <3
Metric_Furlong: it's true, Oliver does
JoleneCoda: I love marge so so much <3
DiscordianTokkan: Nya
PupSnap: Oh man. I love those those touched by malkav
Strebenherz: A vampire doing yoga in a van, while playing translator to another vampire stuck in sumerian
beowuuf: oooooh
TXC2: Strebenherz a what, I ask, is weird about that? Kappa
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
beowuuf: :D
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha yes
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
fragilepaper: PrideLaugh PrideLaugh PrideLaugh
JadedCynic: SeemsGood
Paranundrox: that smirk
beowuuf: yeeeeees
Sarah_Serinde: Marge deserves shotgun :D
saucemaster5000: you ever see a cat stare at you next to the door?
Drasvin: Marge wearing shotgun
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Drasvin: waering? Riding
theymerLoviatar: "shotgun" just made me choke on my own saliva
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I made a similar face to Cori :D
BusTed: Pump/Off
JadedCynic: T_BONE! *thud*
fir3wolfhhmd: did Marge just diplojudo?
mtvcdm: That... sounds like something a gym would name itself
Mischievous_Catgeist: fangfic
Strebenherz: @TXC2 Nothing at all
Lucenix: How long are we into?
accountmadeforants: Stretch On, Pump Off
Anaerin: @JadedCynic Tee-BUCK!
Sarah_Serinde: !uptime
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JadedCynic: @JadedCynic thank you <3
Lucenix: @Sarah_Serinde Thanks!
Paranundrox: "okay everyone wait in the van"
TheMerricat: I feel like Jessica may not be able to pay rent tonight
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat Ooooh, good point
Anaerin: Namastae in the van.
Paranundrox: boooo
CantWearHats: yoga adjacent
theymerLoviatar: @Anaerin the noise I just made
accountmadeforants: People mime yoga here
TXC2: turns out it's all just Pilates
Drasvin: Poor Silas
Strebenherz: Oh no.
beowuuf: on the outside, looking in
ArkhamArchivist: Fair
Jakelope13: Uh?
beowuuf: lrrWOW
DeM0nFiRe: zeldaFine
PharaohBender27: Dang, Marge
Anaerin: Customers happened here.
CantWearHats: :O
Strebenherz: This is where they were turned wasn't it
JadedCynic: *hugs Marge*
saucemaster5000: one too many warrior 2 poses
Paranundrox: huh
mtvcdm: Really, isn't this just the sentiment for work these days?
mowdownjoe: Retail jobs are the worst....
Ignatiuspants: yeah! burn the strip mall! take that, capitalism!
beowuuf: don't let marge smash glass
Jogela: Namaste more like nama-sod
Drasvin: Does Marge need to make a frenzy check?
MTBoot: Marge has a reflection??
SableDrake: napalmaste
Paranundrox: @MTBoot not having a reflection is a specific Clan Bane
theymerLoviatar: @MTBoot WoD Vampires do unless their clan doesn't
Paranundrox: it's not true of all clans
MTBoot: Ah, thank you friens <£
JadedCynic: take a back path...
JadedCynic: the underside of Capitalism
beowuuf: @MTBoot many superstitions are real unl;ess vamps believe them, like jo is vulerable to holy water
PharaohBender27: Oh, Jess is NOT going to like this place
beowuuf: *aren't
Ignatiuspants: okay yeah, from what I've learned from Dice Friends, all the vampire tropes are things that are only true of some vampires sometimes, depending on clan
teaandcharcoal: "Things have happened here and most of them were wet" ewwwww i love it
fir3wolfhhmd: clan bane and I think ritual and yoz can take it
TXC2: teaandcharcoal right?
Metric_Furlong: ah, liminal
JoleneCoda: All of the vampire tropes are real, but only for some vampires. I love that take for it. The book warns against taking "can't cross running water" if you live in Venice.
beowuuf: there's a superstition flaw where you can take one of those, like holy water or crossing water, etc
Ignatiuspants: neat!
saucemaster5000: vampires basically warhammer orcs but only to themselves
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JadedCynic: My headcanon is most 'vampire myths' that humanity 'knows' is stuff like: ONE kindred happened to be allergic to garlic, and hated it, and then the human that used it against them spread the story and assumptions were made.
ElissenRedux: yup I've def been to this place lol
beowuuf: staking vulnerability is the scary one, where it will dust you... hence why jo's idea of staking marge might not have been 100% the best idea :p
JoleneCoda: @JadedCynic that's kinda how I read it too. I have a vampire whose garlic allergy just got worse when she turned
JadedCynic: @beowuuf it MIGHT dust you...but it might NOT; do you wanna gamble?
Anaerin: Some Aryan?
PharaohBender27: :D
beowuuf: lol
JadedCynic: you know ancient history
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
SableDrake: My personal take is that those myths were deliberate misdirection, turned myth then became real when people who believed them became vampires
mtvcdm: You worked in a school, some history teacher got the word to you.
Paranundrox: he worked in a school he probably talked to a social studies teacher
TXC2: Possibly the first Civilazation
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satyropodobny: Oliver strikes me as someone that watches History Channel
illuviel: "Stressed out... get away" -- were they a customer of a small chemical firm operating out of this house?
JadedCynic: you might not know if Summeria is older than Egypt or younger...but 'it's old'
CantWearHats: ohhhhhhh
Drasvin: Drug den?
illuviel: @drasvin What I'm thinking
JadedCynic: sometimes people need help in coping with retail work...
PhoenixShaman: augh im late how much i miss?
illuviel: yep
CantWearHats: oh no, did marge take vampire drugs by accident? that would explain a lot
Strebenherz: Oh no.
JoleneCoda: Vampire drugs are no good
beowuuf: the dracula series from a few years ago had it that dracula had those vulnerabilties because you get resonance from who you feed on, and he fed on superstitious villagers so ...
TXC2: PhoenixShaman Cameron spoke summerian
PhoenixShaman: oooo
karrybear84: I mean if most vamps don't get dusted when staked they could assume that letting it slip would maybe have people believe they killed a mortal when they stake them and the vamp appears "dead"
mtvcdm: Tee-BUCK!
saucemaster5000: "are you REALLY the head of the Kwik-e Mart?"
Paranundrox: t-BUCK
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
JadedCynic: see? I'm not the only to forget :D
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
PharaohBender27: T BUCK!
Strebenherz: "Oh"
mowdownjoe: t-BUCK!
TheMerricat: @cantwearhats I feel like it's more likely is they tried to break into vampire blood lab got caught and whoever caught them decided to turn them
JadedCynic: That_Was_Easy.gif
beowuuf: tbuuuuuuuck
JoleneCoda: EZcalp
DeM0nFiRe: teeeeeeeBUCK
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Teee Buck
teaandcharcoal: T-BUCK
fragilepaper: seabatBRAIN
JoleneCoda: T-Buck got caught
Drasvin: Tee Buck!
SaxPython: but does the map have an X on it?
ani_laurel: chop shop?
mtvcdm: Chop shop sounds an option
accountmadeforants: T 🔧 Buck!
Jakelope13: "Here is where I did drugs. Where is the dealer? Not here, there." *turns around*
JadedCynic: maybe more like 'off the books informal auto repairs'
PharaohBender27: Time to do some B&E!
beowuuf: if we knew the backstory here ahead of time, i wonder how funny what the players are doing now is?
JadedCynic: T-Buck does favors for friends...and they help T-Buck in other ways
Our_oBoros: Wait... buck? And animal blood alchemy? Coincidence?
Random_Factor_: Blood mechanic
teaandcharcoal: yeah, he's the guy in "I know a guy"
JadedCynic: ^^^^
JoleneCoda: I really want to make a vampire who loves gardening now...
fragilepaper: PrideLaugh PrideLaugh
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
Lusunati: out in the Styx
Lusunati: whoops
beowuuf: like the river's movement?
Lusunati: We're in a rush now
JadedCynic: Yes, Jacob; you ARE in Canada, after all <3
teaandcharcoal: Oh, so t-buck's real name is tom sawyer
mowdownjoe: It's Canada. Why would it not be Rush?
JoleneCoda: @JadedCynic that would be a problem :)
CantWearHats: dialing in the canadian references
Metric_Furlong: do we adopt a mean mean stride?
saucemaster5000: like zorro?
DiscordianTokkan: 2112 baybeeee
PhoenixShaman: @JoleneCoda the tragedy that they never see their work bloom, very torriodor
Lusunati: Tom Sawyer
Sarah_Serinde: Maybe don't call, like, right in front of the house though :D
TXC2: Call Quinn is this game's Tell Dale Kappa
Drasvin: "Hey Quinn. Do you know how to buy drugs?"
saucemaster5000: They're becoming the vampire little rascals
JadedCynic: is 'our' job to FIX the problem, or recon things?
mtvcdm: Silas is being curious again. Take cover.
teaandcharcoal: @Drasvin that would be oliver's opening and i love it
JoleneCoda: @JoleneCoda I'm making that character for my chronicle RIGHT NOW. Thank you for kindling the spark <3
beowuuf: aren't they supposed to be handling stuff for quinn? only call quinn when you hve another dead thinblood or a mob of werewolves :p nothing short of a burning van, surely
mtvcdm: But yeah, Quinn very much prefers we handle things ourselves.
JoleneCoda: Quinn would sigh if they called I feel
jdr_42: Do we have no Obfuscate in the coterie? Exciting!
PhoenixShaman: we have cloud memory
JoleneCoda: Jessica saying she thinks she can do anything scares me SO MUCH oh no
GreatWahooney: the one time I played V:tM, I played a Toreador with a post-bucket list ("now that I have magical powers, I'm gonna do _the coolest shit_")
saucemaster5000: Stalks by night!!!
JoleneCoda: @GreatWahooney That's such a good idea!
JadedCynic: call a cougar to spy for them...or 'a cougar' to spy for them ;)
Strebenherz: Does Oliver want to call upon the power of a cougar?
Sarah_Serinde: Oliver pls :D
JadedCynic: <3 Oliver <3
GreatWahooney: @GreatWahooney thank you! <3
Drasvin: And then Oliver calls every dog in the neighborhood
Strebenherz: Wait when did Silas stop speaking in Sumerian?
mtvcdm: 'Hey, Stalks-by-Night. Go bite 'em!'
accountmadeforants: I do like Adam nerfing Oliver this way, because he does have some pretty sweet powers, but also it's Oliver.
JadedCynic: @Strebenherz when the scene changed
ArkhamArchivist: @Strebenherz Which One?
corianderd: @Strebenherz end of the scene at walmart
Our_oBoros: @beowuuf I believe Quinn explicitly said something about onlx calling him with soething actionable.
beowuuf: @beowuuf ah, so technically they can still call in without having done something. cool
Strebenherz: Thank you.
JoleneCoda: I am so on edge. I love how this... trivial for some problem is so large for this very socially skewed group.
saucemaster5000: put a nickle in the swear jar oliver
beowuuf: first silas has heard of it cause he wasn't in the van that first day :D
TheMerricat: lol Adam was doing so well and so was Oliver and then they said the v word
Anaerin: Marge's signal's a little weak.
beowuuf: ooh
JadedCynic: well said, Silas <3
SableDrake: with Quinn I wouldn't recommend doing "well, technically"
CantWearHats: oh boy
fragilepaper: PrideLaugh
Leonhart321: So becoming a vampire is the equivalent of checking into the Hotel California?
JoleneCoda: @Leonhart321 More that hotel from the shining, but yes.
beowuuf: @Leonhart321 bring me my "wine"
JadedCynic: @Leonhart321 what DID you think Hotel California was always about?
Arrowatch: Adam is the worst kind of tablemate for min-maxers, but the best kind of player to play with for everyone else. <3
Anaerin: @Leonhart321 Life, undeath, it's all the Hotel California.
accountmadeforants: Oliver looks like a concerned parent/uncle looking for his kid
Transmuted_Elf: Olver is kinda pulling off Kronk here
TehAmelie: it feels like the game's gaining momentum. i'm more lost than usual, though i guess i've missed an hour
JoleneCoda: Adam is the kind of player I want in every game I run... okay tbf this entire table is that
Drasvin: "inconspicuous? All the conspicuous!"
JadedCynic: "tactical! *runs and blunders into a garbage can, trying to hide behind it* tactical!"
mtvcdm: Oliver, who has Cat's Grace, knocks over a garbage can
illuviel: @joleneCoda Cosigned
mowdownjoe: ADAM
theymerLoviatar: @mtvcdm tell me you've never seen a cat run into something
WiJohn: Madness, Adam rules!
PharaohBender27: !findquote split the party
LRRbot: Quote #5099: "What I'm trying to say is that splitting the party is inadvisable." —Dale, as DM, pointedly [2018-06-25]
JoleneCoda: I love that Adam isn't afraid to play Oliver as a bumbling idiot.
Amras0x00: @Drasvin You want me to be inconspicuous? Just tell me where the conspicuous is and I'll run straight in there as fast as I can.
JacobBurgessVO: @mtvcdm Cats Grace has to do with rolls dealing with Balance
TehAmelie: rolling one dice? in Vampire? hoho
JadedCynic: Adam's own meta is almost worse than a messy crit :D
Our_oBoros: Goddamn, Adam rp's so well.
JoleneCoda: "Oliver Tyndall is a messy critical"
fragilepaper: ^
JadedCynic: ^^^^
JacobBurgessVO: Cats grace but no dex
Strebenherz: @JoleneCoda I mean that makes 'em relateable as hell
A_Dub888: "What the hell have I gotten myself into?" - Jo probably
JadedCynic: that's the joke, yeah
CantWearHats: messy crit messy crit
valravenapocalypse: just the mental image of Oliver running panicked... like Paul Blart or something
JadedCynic: @A_Dub888 I've played the 'dad-paladin' of groups like this; I SO empathize with Jo...
TehAmelie: i'm curious if anyone can tell just how many dice are on the table here
beowuuf: @TehAmelie enough to get everyone in to trouble
Mischievous_Catgeist: walmart snacky was put to use
PBlackcoat: It's a good thing Jess Jess got a snack
TXC2: TehAmelie 25 ish
TehAmelie: ah, less than i thought
JadedCynic: wait, Jacob's 'display book' is OPEN this time, I only just noticed....
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah it was last session too I think
TXC2: "Get in the back of the Van!"
mtvcdm: Let's split up gang!
JoleneCoda: Get to da Van
A_Dub888: !card split the party
LRRbot: Split the Party [3UU] | Sorcery | Choose target player. Return half the creatures they control to their owner's hand, rounded up.
PBlackcoat: @TXC2 looks like at least 12 per player
PharaohBender27: :D
JadedCynic: <3 Jacob
CantWearHats: this is beautiful chaos
Metric_Furlong: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
TXC2: PBlackcoat I can't tell if that white block by Cori is dice or not
JadedCynic: keep calm...
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
JoleneCoda: #urination
beowuuf: hunger dice to swap out with normal dice increases the dice available
theymerLoviatar: I have potato salad!
JadedCynic: perfect, my water bottle is empty!
AveryCorvus: Foliver? Jacob is also commiting fanguage crimes.
Mr_Whyt: mmmm fluids
Strebenherz: Better than SOMEONE'S "WAKE UP" last week
Metric_Furlong: also, while we're on break, the obfuscated poll is still up
Lusunati: Let me go make a feed check
mtvcdm: Slake your hunger!
A_Dub888: "Feed my fluids" got it
saucemaster5000: K, I will feed myself cycle fluids
Mischievous_Catgeist: just in time my brownie pie has cooled enough
Strebenherz: @Metric_Furlong what's that from?
Leonhart321: I should clean up my eggs benedict stuff
Brozard: Commence the Fluid Cycling!
Jogela: What a cliff fanger
Sarah_Serinde: AveryCorvus There's a reason Ysbryd has a pun jail emote ;)
gnyrinn: I will not feed on cycle fluids! They are only for the bike.
PBlackcoat: @TXC2 Cam has 5 hunger dice and 8 regular dice, the other piles seem to be about the same "size"
KevinTheShark: go forth and feed the beast
usmu1976: I'm off to cycle some chemical waste
Valthek: Engage meatsuit maintenance
TXC2: PBlackcoat fair enough
beowuuf: Psy-Kill was the best Transformer MiniK
Brozard: @metric_furlong I am very afraid
spethycakes: Ah yes, time for my daily Gender Fluid renewal
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beowuuf: cy-kill een
ihlendrax: I just had that moment where I forgot I’m watching this live and not on YouTube. Can’t skip these ads…LOL!
Strebenherz: RIP @ihlendrax
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BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: that just reminded me. i need to put more screen wash in my car...
beowuuf: refresh to skip ads!
Metric_Furlong: @Brozard it's for what goes on my to-watch list next, just everything has a fake name
ihlendrax: I’ve been binge watching LA by Night…so it’s just been second nature with YT.
TXC2: ok I thought I had forgoten to close the curtains downstairs, but it turns out I DID close them, and now I'm scared :p
JadedCynic: so, approx 67 dice on the table (including the pair on display near the camera)
TehAmelie: oho
Metric_Furlong: @Strebenherz picking what goes on my to-watch list next; names changed to protect the innocent(?)
Brozard: @metric_furlong I’m trying to decipher what each one is, but said fuck it and went for Rising Bun
ihlendrax: Thanks for the gift sub @beowuuf. You didn’t have to do that, but appreciated nonetheless.
beowuuf: np :)
KevinTheShark: @jadedcynic I think we can take half with that
sora_mayura: dangit, gonna have to wait for the vod, missed the start : (
Brozard: Also, Happy World Bamboo Day everyone!
Metric_Furlong: Brozard no worries, thanks for voting anyway
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Jacob's Unbeatable Tackle
SableDrake: @JadedCynic the real question is, how many dice is Jacob hiding behind the dm screen
JadedCynic: @sora_mayura not the end of the world - you can watch it at your own pace at least
GreatWahooney: yes!
memnus: (Beastie Boys voice) Don't have a fit! When they split! The paaaaaarty!
DeM0nFiRe: Yes!
Mischievous_Catgeist: yes
beowuuf: @LRRbot ...
LadyDKat: Question for those who know Vampire: if someone is high or drugged when they're turned, do they stay that way?
Mr_Whyt: i am
TXC2: and we're back
JadedCynic: @SableDrake my assumption is the same number as any player, but you're right - that is a loophole...
Mr_Whyt: it is
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: yep
accountmadeforants: Yes!
beowuuf: why yes
nuclearstulle: yes, yes it is
JadedCynic: yes'm!
Metric_Furlong: bit of a personal question there
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KevlarGiraffe: perfect timing
josh___something: no, this isn't a fabric
samteacheslatin: Nah we lying down here
Sarah_Serinde: I don't want details on this one thanks
thegreatwyrdling: can we start over?
Mischievous_Catgeist: in a squat while wearing shorts count
GreatWahooney: thank you, disembodied voices of Heather and Jacob!
Brozard: @Metric_Furlong I'm still real curious what they are, would you whisper me the actual titles? No worries if you don't
Lusunati: But: Seated music: Rush Hotel: Trivago
JadedCynic: moving on...
accountmadeforants: I have re-entered the cradle
jdr_42: Butt is locked in and ready to go
wickaboxet: Jacob, we don't do jokes here
DoctorHutch: bare ass on metal chair not welcome
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: roll the tape
TXC2: !findbutts
LRRbot: Behind you.
saucemaster5000: I'll be pacing thx
Valthek: but my friends don't dance
Mr_Whyt: cause my friends don't dance
Strebenherz: Cause your vamps don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no vamps of mine
mowdownjoe: Where's CantWearHats?
beowuuf: safetbuuuuuck
CantWearHats: heh
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
nuclearstulle: lrrFINE
Drasvin: lrrFINE
MyrddintheWizard: lrrFINE
CantWearHats: scatter!
TemporallyAwry: Split the Party PridePog
Sarah_Serinde: !quote 5479
LRRbot: Quote #5479: "Always split the party, right?" —Dale [2018-10-29]
DeM0nFiRe: LUL session 5 is TPK, sessions 6-8 are the players sitting quietly and thinking about what they did
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mtvcdm: I mean, we could always lose just *one* person and gain a new coterie member next week.
beowuuf: occasionally form the party seems more the speed here :p
thegreatwyrdling: !quote 69
LRRbot: Quote #69: "Remember when I said we would stop being bad at this game? I lied." —Cameron [2015-03-27]
thegreatwyrdling: nice
Random_Factor_: T-Buck has a shotgun loaded with wooden pellets.
CanvasWolfDoll: @DeM0nFiRe oh no, oliver is the only survivor. the others have to sit and watch him going without babysitters
niccus: catlike behavior detected
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thegreatwyrdling: !quote 1
LRRbot: Quote #1: "There's only one worse panic than the panic you feel when you think you might have got your head stuck in something" —RebelliousUno [2014-10-11]
Anaerin: Oliver goes back to the van, that they've abandoned in a parking lot.
JadedCynic: "running 'to' isn't the issue at mind; running *FROM* is more important"
DarkMorford: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
JadedCynic: zing
beowuuf: @JadedCynic the rincewind principle, or rincipal
theymerLoviatar: p r o t a g a n d a
Drasvin: Wouldn't Auspex also be able to see in the dark
mtvcdm: Chug that protean shake!
Anaerin: Jacob is clearly Pro-tean.
beowuuf: level 4 for bats
mtvcdm: Proteans On The Street
JadedCynic: @JadedCynic o/\o
Sarah_Serinde: I get the impression that Jacob is trying to hint at something
Sarah_Serinde: Can't really figure out what though
Firewhiskers: Hang on - vampires have lived exclusively at night for thousands of years and most people haven't had common light at night until the mid-1800s at the earliest. How did they hunt before?
Fragged_Templar: hahahah
TXC2: "I sell protean and protean accessories"
beowuuf: @Firewhiskers carefully
Lusunati: @Firewhiskers gaslight
Anaerin: @Firewhiskers It's quite bright at night, without artificial light everywhere screwing up your night-vision.
CantWearHats: ruh roh
CanvasWolfDoll: @Firewhiskers openflames
mtvcdm: Jess can do anything!
Simriel: Is Adam not buying Protean at this point to bug Jacob? XD
DeM0nFiRe: Heh he said a butt
DoctorHutch: haha a butt
Firewhiskers: I appreciate y'all.
SableDrake: I mean he could always use vicissitude to turn into a bat... might be a bit slower and bigger, but a bat is a bat
TXC2: the General lee
ElissenRedux: @Simriel I just figured adam is waiting for oliver to earn it lol
ani_laurel: classy
Mr_Whyt: well who doesn't
PBlackcoat: that's a challenger jacob
Sarah_Serinde: course there is
satyropodobny: obviously.
LadyTL: So instead of a General Lee its a Leo Major? :P
accountmadeforants: Wait, didn't Oliver's buddy have a car with that sticker?
SableDrake: hank had that sticker
Metric_Furlong: accountmadeforants Hank Hinkleman, Jordan's ex-husband?
CantWearHats: remember, Jessica can do anything
Spades_Slicc: @accountmadeforants it's a popular sticker
JoleneCoda: Of course Hank had that sticker :(
mtvcdm: Oh right, Hank
PadawanTK16: @accountmadeforants I was also trying to figure that out...
beowuuf: @LadyTL that's the 6 million dollar question
accountmadeforants: Right, I wasn't sure if it was Hank
JadedCynic: It's 'the General Currie' ;)
KevinTheShark: SO FAR
accountmadeforants: Good lord, Hank, get your shit together.
saucemaster5000: skylight? hopefully T-buck is a gamer
Metric_Furlong: accountmadeforants hank has his shit together it's just, well, emphasis on shit Kappa
beowuuf: lol
JadedCynic: such poise, such grace <3
theymerLoviatar: like an opposite of Oliver
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
CantWearHats: she's got style, she's got grace
Firewhiskers: You'll never see her comin'.
mowdownjoe: Adam... lrrHEART
mtvcdm: Jessica Sandiego
Drasvin: lrrFINE
JadedCynic: yeah, Marge. sigh
accountmadeforants: Marge Shit-Fucks in Sumerian
satyropodobny: Like a Rhythm Thief one might say.
saucemaster5000: when even marge is worried, you're in danger
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Marge is an excellent character
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
beowuuf: more than ever
beowuuf: oh no
beowuuf: answer carefully...
PhoenixShaman: Marge asking the big questions
JadedCynic: you might NOT want to give Marge that answer....
mtvcdm: A Malkavian in the wrong person's hands is dangerous. A Malkavian in Jacob's hands is a completely different, way better sort of dangerous.
Strebenherz: Oliver going full frilled lizard on this guy
PharaohBender27: tqsSweat
Terr0rc0tta: Oh shit, did Oliver and Silas make it to one of the marked Giovanni houses?
JadedCynic: Nature Documentarian: "Watch how the males move to assert dominance"
JadedCynic: <3
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
beowuuf: LOL
PhoenixShaman: the only time Oliver has ever been accused of being fancy
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Drasvin: LUL
Anaerin: That's... not at all how that works.
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
mtvcdm: Silas just NOPE
TXC2: fun story: Cops don't have to tell if they're cops
Sparkap: LUL
beowuuf: LMAO
saucemaster5000: PrideLaugh PrideLaugh
Strebenherz: Cam and Silas like "NOPE"
CantWearHats: jedi mind trick his ass
Firewhiskers: "You have to tell me if you are Kindred."
JadedCynic: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: Beautiful
beowuuf: LOL but bigger font
JadedCynic: "Watch as the males CONTINUE to assert dominance"
JadedCynic: :D
Leonhart321: It is now
Strebenherz: If you have to say it's not a competition, it's a competition
PhoenixShaman: lol
A_Dub888: benginBark benginBark benginBark
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
Simriel: The opposite of Helping]
accountmadeforants: LUL
satyropodobny: "To me my Xmen!"
beowuuf: seabatClap sergeJustRight
Drasvin: XD
Transmuted_Elf: gods do i love oliver
mtvcdm: Oliver is perfect
JoleneCoda: Poor man
Wiliart: hahaha
Strebenherz: "You forget, and you forget, AND YOU FORGET"
TXC2: :D
ElissenRedux: ohmygodicantbreathe
mowdownjoe: benginWat benginWat benginWat
JadedCynic: "Silas, have you ever flashy-thing'ed me?"
accountmadeforants: Forgetti-beaaaam
teaandcharcoal: I love silas so much
Transmuted_Elf: cant breath
Metric_Furlong: Vampire is a very serious game of personal horror
AveryCorvus: "How many times have you flashy-thinged that poor woman??"
Firewhiskers: The dog pack have joined the party.
Simriel: Oliver Tyndall may be the greatest RPG character every made
KevlarGiraffe: awww
JadedCynic: "Silas, you're going to give that poor guy brain cancer or something!"
WiJohn: That was amazing
MyrddintheWizard: of course one is named pookie
PhoenixShaman: just 2 bros out walking their dogs
Mr_Whyt: give him the brain scamblies
TheGreenMonster450: omg my cheeks hurt, I'm laughing so much
James_the_Dabbler: Silas is the most blue-black character I've ever met
Sparkap: I love how Dominate is supposed to be this super dark discipline removing people's agency, and the most common use is just... MiB Neuralizer
CantWearHats: mmm...blood
TXC2: it's a Bleth lab!
WiJohn: @PhoenixShaman Well, out walking your dogs...
PhoenixShaman: yummy
mtvcdm: drink it
CantWearHats: ooh a hot blood toddy
accountmadeforants: If anything, Oliver calling the dogs makes more sense of the fogged memory Silas created. Like, "I went out, because I was concerned about... uh? Oh, my dog, of course!"
Firewhiskers: Hemotamine
mtvcdm: you know you want to drink it
TheMerricat: Chat you see everything was just overblown this is just someone making sparkling blood it's the new vampire craze
TXC2: so a drug that makes bottled blood fresh perhaps?
mtvcdm: just, take beaker, empty into mouth
JadedCynic: @accountmadeforants see that's planning that someone EXPERIENCED at this sort of larceny would think of :D
Fragged_Templar: @Firewhiskers ampheta-globin
Anaerin: Haemocaine.
PhoenixShaman: this would be an awful time for clan compultion to trigger
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @TheMerricat It's from the langford region, it doesn't have to be called sparkling wine
beowuuf: @TheMerricat bubble blood is the new bubble tea
accountmadeforants: @accountmadeforants Oliver is just naturally talented.
Fragged_Templar: @Anaerin ooooh, very good
mtvcdm: Well, if you're gonna fail that's the time to do it.
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat blood with tapioca pearls...
Spades_Slicc: @TheMerricat Tea with blood bubbles
Anaerin: Hero(glob)in
PharaohBender27: lrrSPOOP
nuclearstulle: oh oh
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
mowdownjoe: That sounds like a Tee-BUCK!
beowuuf: moolay
JadedCynic: it's illegal in North Korea
JadedCynic: and Iran
ani_laurel: oh, it's me Kappa
Spades_Slicc: I've known many a T-Buuuuck!
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I was wondering about that
PharaohBender27: Oh SHIT
ani_laurel: oooh
JadedCynic: yeahhhhhhhh
Mr_Whyt: we do
nuclearstulle: lrrFINE
PharaohBender27: katesSweat tqsSweat
Valthek: TEE-Buck!
Spades_Slicc: Do Hunters also auto lose to vamp disciplines?
JoleneCoda: great time for a failure
Metric_Furlong: Spades_Slicc it depends on the hunter, iirc
Brozard: Man, Will Power is lucky
Leonhart321: Come on messy crit
Ignatiuspants: (I was just sitting here like, "come on, messy crit!")
Brozard: getting blown all the time
Spades_Slicc: Oh shit, Silas is gonna blow Will Power?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrGOAT
beowuuf: :D
jdr_42: vtmMessycrit vtmMessycrit
PharaohBender27: lrrSHINE
Spades_Slicc: @Brozard drift compatible
TXC2: regular crit! regular crit!
Brozard: @Brozard seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
JadedCynic: this table has a mystic force to invert the bell curve of probabilities for die rolls...
JadedCynic: "Remember: no Russian"
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: hehehe duty
accountmadeforants: The person calling you slurs could've been a vampire all along!
Jakelope13: Is a vampire using their abilities to be a better CoD player considered Bad Manners?
PharaohBender27: @JadedCynic lrrWOW
CantWearHats: YESSSSS
mtvcdm: It's fine, she can do anything!
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhYAS
TheMerricat: Heather is such a chaos goblin and I love her for it
Brozard: LUL
JadedCynic: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Leonhart321: Hah
mowdownjoe: benginLul benginLul benginLul
CantWearHats: get his ass Jacob LOL
ElissenRedux: I love this table so much omg
saucemaster5000: ocean's eleven this is not
Fragged_Templar: hahahah Adam going full method
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Sarah_Serinde: Oof :D
theymerLoviatar: "but it's what my chaaaaaracter would do!"
JoleneCoda: My brain thought that "Dex larceny" was marge talking xD
Spades_Slicc: I thought Marge was saying "Dex Larceny"
wickaboxet: Sassy Jacob in the storyteller chair are some of my favourite moments
JadedCynic: @saucemaster5000 more like 'lock stock & two smoking barrels'
PBlackcoat: Jacob did say it with Marge's voice
beowuuf: the irony is that the only person who could have made a jessica sock puppet to fool the sire is jessica herself :(
saucemaster5000: @saucemaster5000 seabatClap
WiJohn: Corry with the drink was amazing!
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Sarah_Serinde: Cori makes some good faces :D
beowuuf: @wickaboxet jacob got one dot of sass for every messy crit
JacobBurgessVO: Cori's faces of relief when Heather rolls is incredible
mtvcdm: That's nice Oliver
Anaerin: That's not Cori's face of relief, that's *Jordan's*
JadedCynic: ^^^
saucemaster5000: superhero landing!
accountmadeforants: Right... now the escape route
PBlackcoat: such a poser
PhoenixShaman: wonder wooommmaaaaann
Spades_Slicc: Infiltrate: success. Exfiltrate: huh?
Anaerin: This would be the perfect opportunity for Jessica to grab one of the cellphones she's carrying and snap pictures.
ElissenRedux: I feel like Jessica has the makings of a great rogue investigative journalist
Sarah_Serinde: I don't think she has everyone's phones anymore :D
Sarah_Serinde: But she should have her own
accountmadeforants: @Anaerin They're dumbphones, no? (Or did Jessica also have a smartphone?)
mtvcdm: Jessica would still have her own surely.
Anaerin: Jessica definitely had a smartphone.
LunarJade: Yeah Jessica gave back those cell phones but she’s got her own.
Spades_Slicc: @accountmadeforants non smart phone cell phones can have cameras
Mischievous_Catgeist: jessicant stop herself
Sarah_Serinde: Some dumbphones can take photos, though I dunno if Oliver and Jo would've been given ones that could
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accountmadeforants: @Spades_Slicc Yeah, but I think the ones given to Oliver and Jo were about as dumb as they go.
mtvcdm: When the sound's on full blast it muffles a lot of things you might want to hear.
accountmadeforants: (And also I still call those featurephones.)
JadedCynic: Oliver has a better memory than Silas
Sarah_Serinde: :D
TXC2: Cori is gamming!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: we sent the wrong person to scout
Sarah_Serinde: She sent herself
DoctorHutch: i think turning into a bat will probably require a a check
JadedCynic: but the right person needs to keep an eye on everyone else...
Master_Gunner: Jo is the coolest
LunarJade: No one can stop Jessica. She’d have gone even if someone else had gone too.
PhoenixShaman: i love soaring leap as a skill
satyropodobny: sv_gravity 0
ElissenRedux: I love that Jo has the scout skills, but that means she has to leave the kids to their own devices LUL
JadedCynic: yeah, we didn't so much 'send' Jessica as 'she chose to go', as inevitable as the tides.
WiJohn: Oliver will one day meet a Tzimisce and it will be amazing
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JadedCynic: @ElissenRedux the worst of dilemmas!
SableDrake: what they did with the physical disciplines is so good in 5th edition
PhoenixShaman: rut ro raggy
beowuuf: lol
JadedCynic: the Underworld drop-walk
TXC2: "a 6.7 from the judges for that dismount"
Radjack: "drops like a pillar", And thus the Pillar-man theme was in my head
Simriel: Mother, the boostie
Simriel: The boostie mother
beowuuf: uuuuh
satyropodobny: please mother, may I have the boostie
theymerLoviatar: Jo I want uppies
DiscordianTokkan: Wait, didn't Silas know from his blood taste?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
JadedCynic: Silas hasn't tasted T-Buck's blood, only clouded his memory
beowuuf: @DiscordianTokkan he saw the scene of the garage and a sense of what happened
Anaerin: Silas has tasted *Marge*'s blood.
PharaohBender27: Quinn is just tired of this group's shit
DeM0nFiRe: Haha
CantWearHats: ooooooo
beowuuf: LOL
PupSnap: Wooooow
JoleneCoda: I love how Jacob is communicating this
JadedCynic: POWER MOVE <3
nuclearstulle: ohhhhhh
Mr_Whyt: bless his heart
Sarah_Serinde: I love that "have a great evening" is sass
Anaerin: Quinn is pissed because the coterie's dealing directly with Giovanna.
Strebenherz: OH daamn
ElissenRedux: This group is going to have so many best friends that hate them LUL
JadedCynic: Oliver is NOT wrong
Anaerin: Rather than going through him.
saucemaster5000: is have a great evening canadian for kindly fuck off?
beowuuf: @JadedCynic except silas doens't have the primogen as a sire, so... might regret that one later :D
beowuuf: next week - we discover how social combat works, and how to lose more willpower :p
JoleneCoda: Jacob explaining that it's proper procedure, but Quinn is being a dick, is so good. Like... that's such a good Storyteller move
JadedCynic: @JadedCynic the Chantry might have it's own clout with The Tower...
Sarah_Serinde: saucemaster5000 It's more that usually Quinn is the one to abruptly hang up the call with no real warning/signoff, and Silas just hung up on *him*
wickaboxet: We know that Oliver can scare quinn, to bad silas does not have that quality as he is a very good boi
PBlackcoat: Oliver scares Quinn mostly because he's an outlier
Sarah_Serinde: They *could* just open it a little and crawl under
beowuuf: @JadedCynic yeah, depends how much theo will go on a limb for silas if silas acts up. jessica is the primogen's direct person acting for them, so would be more protected, silas is just trying ot establisha chantry... something someone else could be sent to do.
Simriel: Olivers potential is unknown, that's what makes Caitiff scary by my understanding.
mtvcdm: @Sarah_Serinde But how would Jess look stylish doing *that*?
Sarah_Serinde: @Sarah_Serinde She could definitely manage
PhoenixShaman: cheerleader expertees
JadedCynic: @PBlackcoat Oliver scares Quinn in the same way that a tottering antique vase might scare a butler...
Mischievous_Catgeist: kindred missile broke me
Anaerin: Toss a jess-jess?
Sarah_Serinde: Oh yes :D
TXC2: Jo Fastball speicals Jessica
DiscordianTokkan: Yeet
Mischievous_Catgeist: fire the jessile
Drasvin: No Best Fail yet
Sarah_Serinde: Thanks Jo :D
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN
DiscordianTokkan: Now, we have this thing called Moxie IMEAN Willpower
PhoenixShaman: so much blood here anyone hungy???
SableDrake: Silas could still take up Chainz on his offer if Quinn continues that behavior. Not like the Camarilla actually has that much power on the island
Drasvin: Moon says hi
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Your friend THE MOOOON
A_Dub888: benginFingers
TXC2: "oh I'm well aware of the moon problem"
JadedCynic: @JadedCynic there's the rub, Quinn doesn't KNOW how far the House of Tremere will step up for Silas...another one of those unknown variables which REALLY gets under a Ventrue's skin
DiscordianTokkan: Twins!
ReynardWrecca: Oh sweet I actually get to catch one live! May I ask how long it's been on, please?
PhoenixShaman: that roof is fireing vampires
Sarah_Serinde: !uptime
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TXC2: !uptime
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beowuuf: @ReynardWrecca two hours :(
saucemaster5000: Screaming "I am whispering!"
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ReynardWrecca: Oh biscuits. Thank you all :)
Sarah_Serinde: Silas is so over this :D
mowdownjoe: *neuralizer*
JadedCynic: @SableDrake true, but it's not a bargaining chip against the Camarilla, since the latter doesn't KNOW about Silas's relationship with the Anarchs...
noSmokeFire: can't wait to see a messy crit on "forget!"
beowuuf: jacob rolled high, right? :p
theymerLoviatar: Magic Forgetty Juice, gonna need to grab some on the next break
mtvcdm: !addquote (Cori) [now] You're gonna run out of magic forgetty juice at some point.
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CantWearHats: big money no whammies
usmu1976: @beowuuf definitely sounds like it
accountmadeforants: Forgetti-beam-o-war
DeM0nFiRe: :o
CantWearHats: OH NO
mowdownjoe: Oh, fuck.
Sarah_Serinde: oooh
beowuuf: :D
DiscordianTokkan: Yesssss
GDwarble: Huh
mtvcdm: Uh ohhhhh
usmu1976: KMAO
PhoenixShaman: oh nooo
beowuuf: messy crit messy crit
JoleneCoda: Jacob did it ohno
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Valthek: Oh no
Sparkap: Oh noooo
WiJohn: Heck. Yeah.
ElissenRedux: Ohfuck
GDwarble: How the turns have tabled
Paranundrox: Messy sure is right
TemporallyAwry: Every Episode PridePog
jdr_42: lrrFINE
A_Dub888: Messy crit!!
PharaohBender27: MESS-Y CRIT! MESS-Y CRIT!
LunchB0x_13: lunchb56LUL lunchb56LUL lunchb56LUL
Transmuted_Elf: sweet!!!!
noSmokeFire: oh no, messy remembering
Metric_Furlong: the messy crit was coming from inside the GM screen
Jakelope13: Oh boy. Fun!
Mischievous_Catgeist: jacob got the messy crit
TXC2: Messy crit every episode!
saucemaster5000: uh-oh
nuclearstulle: lrrFINE
DeM0nFiRe: Haha
Sarah_Serinde: Jacob doesn't get to complain about *this* messy crit :P
Anaerin: T-buck ain't forgetting now.
Mr_Whyt: t-buc remembers EVERYTHING!
Transmuted_Elf: messy critmas!
mtvcdm: Jacob gets to have one!
DeM0nFiRe: :o
Mischievous_Catgeist: oh no
beowuuf: OH NO
Sarah_Serinde: oh no :D
PharaohBender27: :O
JadedCynic: ohhh! BACKFIRE <3
Leonhart321: Oh that's evil
Drasvin: Oh Jacob gets a Messy Crit
Sparkap: That would be so bad
saucemaster5000: oh noooooo
JoleneCoda: that would be hellish xD
Sarah_Serinde: But how is that messy for T-buck?
DoctorHutch: @Sarah_Serinde its good for t-buck
TemporallyAwry: I'd have offered "Remembers he forgot the last time - and isn't happy"
Leonhart321: @Sarah_Serinde He still believes them, but they don't know that?
GDwarble: @Sarah_Serinde They could've forgotten the messy part
JadedCynic: maybe: Silas transmits who he is to T-Buck?
Jakelope13: They all forget, and wind up at the van, including T-Buck?
Sarah_Serinde: @DoctorHutch But T-buck got the messy crit, shouldn't there be a mess for *him*?
Mischievous_Catgeist: a dirst nap
Mischievous_Catgeist: dirt*
A_Dub888: "We're doing a charity drive, want some chocolate?"
mtvcdm: I mean, yeah, T-Buck messy'd, so this can't be totally good for him.
JadedCynic: so he frenzies and looses control...
JoleneCoda: @DoctorHutch Technically yes, but the gerber rule means that they're just turning it into more collaborative storytelling
Drasvin: Clan compulsion?
theymerLoviatar: Cameron suggests divine intervention, dramatic
DeM0nFiRe: Haha
JadedCynic: LUL
Spades_Slicc: Can't T-Buck see Marge?
TXC2: what is interesting lrrbot?
TXC2: !adivce
JacobBurgessVO: @sarah_serinde Mess Crits are a more meta things for story beats. He succeeds at doing the thing, but it was a consequence for Silas et all and I would have also done something for T-Buck "off screen" was my thinking.
GreatWahooney: oh, Jacob :D
DoctorHutch: @JoleneCoda yeah thats what I was getting at
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Don't touch the red ground, it will kill
accountmadeforants: T-Buck resists the forgetti-beam for this moment, but forgets his name.
Sarah_Serinde: JacobBurgessVO Col, thanks Jacob!
Sarah_Serinde: *cool
Sarah_Serinde: I can words
Mischievous_Catgeist: !badadvice
LRRbot: Sail up your mother.
JoleneCoda: I like the idea that Tbuck passes the success and just gets PISSSED
Sarah_Serinde: Oh boy :D
WiJohn: Fight fight fight!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
PharaohBender27: Fight! Fight! Fight!
Drasvin: Time to punch!
saucemaster5000: ruh roh
Mr_Whyt: vamp on vamp action!
SaxPython: background music stops being Rush and starts being Styx
Anaerin: Next week?
Mischievous_Catgeist: babies first combat
Wiliart: Don't talk about fight club!
jdr_42: Oh, wait, there’s combat!
Juliamon: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:01:37.
GDwarble: Hit 'em with a mothman!
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JadedCynic: you tried to bluff the guard, and it failed - roll for initiative ;)
DoctorHutch: if only he had more points into Protean
JoleneCoda: Min maxing for cryptids NotLikeThis
CantWearHats: summon bigfoot to fight for you!
Sparkap: Oh goodie, combat, now with a 100% less werewolves (I hope)!
Metric_Furlong: I guess T-Buck really is a modern day warrior
PhoenixShaman: time to call that cugar
jdr_42: vtmSalubriFeels
JohnWaynePoTUS: tbuck recognizes Marg would have been cool
Invitare: "My character put all their points into cryptids"
GreatWahooney: combat?? in an rpg??
Strebenherz: Summon a cougar, or several cougars
Random_Factor_: Oliver should just sic the cougar on them.
beowuuf: silas phones quinn, tells him eerything's fine, hangs up on him, and about one minute later will have to phone back again and tell him everything's gone to shit :p
theymerLoviatar: seabatSKYLADY seabatSKYLADY seabatSKYLADY
JadedCynic: @Metric_Furlong nice
Random_Factor_: I mean, he had at least three options for cougars to chose from.
Anaerin: @beowuuf So business as usual with this group, then. :D
beowuuf: yup
NicoTheSly: @beowuuf Sounds like a classic night out for the gang
JoleneCoda: Just text Quinn a link to "EVERYTHING IS FINE"
ElissenRedux: Oooh I like the sound of this method
wickaboxet: Smash cut to messy crit on feral whisper and bigfoot showing up
Paranundrox: it's a sweet rule
Paranundrox: especially for a show
mtvcdm: Last time we combatted back seat came out.
JadedCynic: @beowuuf My headcanon is that Quinn is waiting by the phone for that 2nd call...
Drasvin: So mad that the Beast breaks free from it's chains
Random_Factor_: waitwaitwait, Oliver has quell the beast!
GDwarble: @wickaboxet Unfortunately, he's having a bad hair day and is gonna make it *everyone's* problem
PhoenixShaman: hey atleast the wizard van is out of the melee for the moment
JoleneCoda: I'm still giggling over "I put all my points into Cryptids" It's such a banger line
DoctorHutch: oh dang yeah olivver does have quell the beast
JadedCynic: oh NO
mtvcdm: Silas messys right back!
SaxPython: FBtouchdown PogChamp FBtouchdown
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Anaerin: Opposed messy crits?
mowdownjoe: So many messy crits this combat!
Metric_Furlong: here we go kids
PhoenixShaman: double messy crit off
PharaohBender27: A SECOND messy crit!? :O lunarj1Fangs
Anaerin: Oh jesus!
SaxPython: lol
Juliamon: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
accountmadeforants: Brawl!
CantWearHats: NOW we're cookin!
anyavamps: I love walking into a messy crit
usmu1976: wtf!
beowuuf: sweet jeebus
TheMerricat: Silas and Jo have had it with this shit T-Buck is going down
NicoTheSly: Everyone dies
mtvcdm: Two messy crits opposing each other!
ElissenRedux: Poor, poor Tbuck
Drasvin: This combat is rapidly getting messyt
josh___something: a third?
JoleneCoda: God does not like this coterie
KaleidoscopeMind: c h a o s
gator8402: What is a messy Crit
Sparkap: Everybody do the Frenzy!
Lusunati: WE GOT GAS
saucemaster5000: jesus christ
A_Dub888: t-BUCK
MyrddintheWizard: T-BUCK
Strebenherz: Let the nonsense begin
wickaboxet: The beast is very out there today
Our_oBoros: Hahaha!
malsareus: glorious victory
They_Are_Alyx: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
theymerLoviatar: more like T-FUCK
JadedCynic: what did I say about inverting the laws of probability at this table?
Lusunati: "T-*BUCK*"
DeM0nFiRe: Teebuckedaround about to Teefindout
GDwarble: This is like watching a mage battle where everyone picked wild magic
nuclearstulle: time for choass
Transmuted_Elf: thats 3 messy crits in one scne
Fragged_Templar: Hmm, Tee_Buck, is about to start something he can't finish
WiJohn: Adam's cutting a promo
IgnatiusHusky: Ahh, so that tag isn't there just for fun...
Transmuted_Elf: hot damn
jdr_42: I feel like you shouldn’t messy crit every other roll…
Sarah_Serinde: gator8402 It's a success with complications
DentedPockets: 1-800-TEE-BUCK
Strebenherz: Who let the poodles out?
Strebenherz: Oliver, that's who
saucemaster5000: this is becoming a Tom and Jerry-esque dust cloud
FITorion: explode him... chucks everywhere
Leonhart321: The poodle!
TheMerricat: @gator8402 I forgotten what they have to roll to get a missy crit but it's essentially success with twist
beowuuf: who let the dogs back
TemporallyAwry: This crew's got a "unique" approach to combat lrrSPOOP
TehAmelie: baby remains un-gerbered
JadedCynic: we're gathering an audience
mtvcdm: This group is the Lionel Messy of Vampire.
ReynardWrecca: I've always wondered this, and I'm sure it's been answered before, but are the avatars based on anyone? Jordan reminds me incredibly strongly of someone.
JacobBurgessVO: @dem0nfire AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
DiscordianTokkan: Silas and Jo just shoryuken T-BUCK into the sky
malsareus: awwwww
JoleneCoda: Adams wrestling voice for dogs is hell
JoleneCoda: OH NO
Lokolos: wowowowowow
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh :D
Paranundrox: oh dear
SaxPython: noted
anyavamps: Bless
Drasvin: Ooooo. Banked crits
JoleneCoda: Jacob is a monster
Sarah_Serinde: Well that will be spicy
JoleneCoda: I love him
Ignatiuspants: 3 messy crits at the top of next session?!
jdr_42: lrrFINE critroleSprinkle
malsareus: but we want our messy crits now dad!
TXC2: well look forward to that then
Sarah_Serinde: malsareus We just had one! :P
Sparkap: Oh god I hope the Frenzy Bank doesn't have high interest rates
JoleneCoda: I can't wait a week for this :(
mtvcdm: 3 messys and Jacob controls them all. So TUNE IN NEXT WEEK
PharaohBender27: @ReynardWrecca People have compared Jo's art to Molly Lewis
malsareus: @Sarah_Serinde but what about second messy crits?
PhoenixShaman: rut ro
Sarah_Serinde: @Sarah_Serinde gabyLul
Nigouki: played too much CoD tonight and is having a gamer moment
satyropodobny: T-buck is a doggy!
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Eramis8: ruh ro!
PhoenixShaman: 6 million dollar man sound effect
JadedCynic: oliver might NEED those dogs at some point...
ReynardWrecca: @PharaohBender27 It's nearly...but not's itching in my brain.
wickaboxet: Big Oli and the dogs\
theymerLoviatar: Oliver's milkshake brings all the dogs to the yard
DiscordianTokkan: Who let the dogs out? Oliver, Oliver Oliver
Random_Factor_: OhMyDog OhMyDog OhMyDog
jdr_42: CorgiDerp
mtvcdm: Jessica has a lot to take in
Zandivya: T buck can only hope his next leap will be his leap home. To fix his door.
MyrddintheWizard: benginFine lrrFINE
SaxPython: popcorn. gif
PharaohBender27: @GDwarble Oh I'm pretty sure this is already a masquerade breach in progress
Sarah_Serinde: Person =/= human, it's fine
theymerLoviatar: Oh that's fine then, Silas is already dead!
satyropodobny: A man has entered a frenzy in Lego City!
TXC2: "he absolutely will not stop, not ever!"
Ignatiuspants: !!!!
GDwarble: @GDwarble I mean, yes, but when the dog owners show up...
DeM0nFiRe: LUL I love how everyone has to say it like that
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Transmuted_Elf: coramiTHEBOY HypeHeyFriends OhMyDog
JadedCynic: oh MY
DiscordianTokkan: OH SHIT
jdr_42: We’re making him hungry and mad?
JadedCynic: hungry yet weak
noSmokeFire: curdling? Silas is making cheese in T-buck
CantWearHats: making him hangry?
saucemaster5000: holy moly
Sarah_Serinde: Silas is a...good boy?
Sparkap: Making the frenzying vampire hungrier? I see no way this could possibly go wrong. None whatsoever
wickaboxet: Is silas making T-Buck's blood kinda like how milk spoils?
ElissenRedux: Blood mage! Blood mage!
JoleneCoda: He's just making himself look more appetizing
Sarah_Serinde: Seems like a good way to introduce that
TXC2: but what if T-buck has UHT blood? Kappa
JadedCynic: @wickaboxet weakening the power in T-Buck's blood...maybe making him collapse
GDwarble: @wickaboxet Kinda, I imagine it's more a life essence going bad thing than literal curdling of blood, but I'm no expert
satyropodobny: @wickaboxet, a blood cheese?
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CantWearHats: oh boy
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs FrankerZ lunarj1Fangs
beowuuf: lol
PhoenixShaman: @wickaboxet thanks i hate it
DoctorHutch: door dash
JadedCynic: chat is SUCH a pack of literalists, and I love it. :D
KaleidoscopeMind: those dogs arent safe
nuclearstulle: lrrFINE lrrFINE
DiscordianTokkan: HAH
Zandivya: "Hey! Stop screwing around. Yes all screwing around too much"
DiscordianTokkan: Meeeessy crit?
TXC2: Everybody loves Critmond
wickaboxet: @satyropodobny I like the phrase, make blood like cheese
JadedCynic: obi-wan's handwave
ElissenRedux: goddammit cameron
JadedCynic: dammit adam
nuclearstulle: v-v
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Fangs
PhoenixShaman: flipping him off
accountmadeforants: Like a hand reaching into the bowl of chips that is T-Buck's blood
mtvcdm: Yes, that's literally it now it's canon
They_Are_Alyx: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
CantWearHats: v--v
saucemaster5000: Tim voice "and pointy teeth!"
PupSnap: This kills the Jacob
beowuuf: lunarj1Fangs
JadedCynic: I love this group SO much! <3
Sarah_Serinde: Jacob just dying a little inside
DiscordianTokkan: Hah
Brozard: The cape over the face is like a vampire dab
noSmokeFire: I vant to quell your beeeeeast
Metric_Furlong: Vampire is a serious storytelling game about personal horror
Transmuted_Elf: ST takes psychic damage
noSmokeFire: @Brozard oh NO
beowuuf: that was aggrevated willpower damage on jacob, right? MiniK
malsareus: Does Oliver wiggle his fingers at T-buck?
Brozard: @Brozard benginLul
beowuuf: LOL
JadedCynic: Silas is a GOOD one ever said anything about *nice*
wickaboxet: T-Buck's nap time (:
malsareus: Dawn has come early for T-buck
satyropodobny: You feel reinvigorated by the presence of your homies.
ElissenRedux: Baby mage's first time having a tank :D
lime_heer: "i have the power of Tremere and Brujah on my side!"
PharaohBender27: Oh SNAP
illuviel: @JadedCynic "Nice ain't good" - Granny Weatherwax (Terry Pratchett)
Leonhart321: Woooow
WiJohn: Wow, this was handled surprisingly competently
DoctorHutch: hmmm...i pass priority....for now
CantWearHats: teeeeeeee BUCK!
SableDrake: nice and house and clan tremere is inherently incompatible
illuviel: *Good ain't nice
TXC2: T-buck is a pokemon?
DarkMorford: Jacob making a Magic joke? Holy crap.
accountmadeforants: T-Buck is a Pokémon
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: teeeeBUCK
JadedCynic: @illuviel indeed. (GNU pTerry) o/\o
TotallyNotaBeholder: Teee BUCK!
malsareus: he's a pokemon!
DeM0nFiRe: Tee Buck is 100% the name of someone who shouts their own name
lime_heer: its a pokemon
Drasvin: His name is also his warcry
beowuuf: @WiJohn this groups opps themselves back ou t of damager almost as well as they get in to it. see: werewolves getting blown up in a cool way :D
JacobBurgessVO: @darkmorford I know a mana
wickaboxet: T-Buck has some very good branding and name recognition by the sounds of it
Metric_Furlong: T-Buck is his own hype man
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:14:32.
TheMerricat: I feel like this is encounter is essentially the Three stooges suddenly turn into evolved shaggy and kicked t bucks ass
PhoenixShaman: T-Buck guests on rap tracks just yelling his name
PhoenixShaman: like dj kalid
LunarJade: Oh I’ll find a best failure at some point if I try hard enough.
Sarah_Serinde: I believe in you Heather
mtvcdm: I'm surprised we haven't hit one yet.
saucemaster5000: I thought Oliver WAS a best failutre
Firewhiskers: This. Is. Anime.
mtvcdm: T-Buck just leapt right into a brick wall.
JoleneCoda: Oh my god
malsareus: Heather is watching, waiting. until the perfect messy failure point comes by
wickaboxet: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 15:57:30. lrrSPOT
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: Amazing
PhoenixShaman: perfect
JadedCynic: B)
beowuuf: :D
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
beowuuf: Jo! Jo! Jo! Jo!
noSmokeFire: by gawd that's Hinkleman's music
satyropodobny: MiXeD MeSsAgeS
Ignatiuspants: yeah, Jo!
duckace11: ThnxJo
saucemaster5000: Go JO!
JadedCynic: same skills, different application :)
illuviel: Jo rocks
beowuuf: sergeThankJo
Paranundrox: Fangfic time
wickaboxet: Jordan "Make skull like orange slice" Hinkleman
Random_Factor_: Everyone's mom laying down the law.
DeM0nFiRe: oooof
Sparkap: Please let it be painted Kappa
PharaohBender27: Ooooof
PharaohBender27: Oh shit
saucemaster5000: T-goodbye
PhoenixShaman: vilemce vilance
JadedCynic: Den mother don't mess around
ladylinzington: D:
mtvcdm: If this was a UFC fight it would be trending on Twitter within minutes.
TXC2: a wet thowck
Drasvin: Did he died?
Sarah_Serinde: Well...guess they could bring Quinn a present
DeM0nFiRe: wowza
beowuuf: @Drasvin again? :p
Strebenherz: T-BUCK
malsareus: Adam is with us!
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Fragged_Templar: ding ding ding TKO!
Anaerin: @Drasvin He's a Kindred. He ain't dead yet.
MyrddintheWizard: Confirmed: T-Buck is a Pokemon
CantWearHats: teeeeeee BUCK!
Sparkap: Ugh... I'm just glad this happened on a neighborhood that clearly has drugs problems
JoleneCoda: artful
Valthek: TEE-Buck!
accountmadeforants: Jordan cuts a "Made For TV" ad, selling the merits of a PUNCH
ElissenRedux: 3 and out was... optimistic LUL
Random_Factor_: Throw a ball at them, see if he goes inside!
beowuuf: next week - three messy criticals right after the group need to clean up this mess
illuviel: Enough ... ambient blood ... for Silas to get a taste & confirm Marge's lineage
Strebenherz: T-Mother-Bucker is the final evolution
accountmadeforants: *as seen on TV
DeM0nFiRe: Jo used Mega Punch! It's super effective! T-Buck has fainted!
Our_oBoros: More like t-BUG!
jdr_42: queuet1Existwell
WiJohn: Again, as always, amaxzing
saucemaster5000: what a session seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
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Mischievous_Catgeist: t-melon
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DoctorHutch: how many filming does was this season made in?
KevlarGiraffe: I can't wait for next week. It's my birthday next Sunday and it's going to be so good!
Ignatiuspants: what a fangtastic episode!
PrinceNimzar: uh-oh Oliver frenzy check at start of next session?
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DoctorHutch: Filming days*
malsareus: T-buck buckled
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josh___something: T buck just got T Bonked
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Sparkap: As always a terrific show, over too soon
theymerLoviatar: so who else is now going to look up a video of a watermelon being dropped
KevlarGiraffe: v--v
JadedCynic: <3
Juliamon: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
TXC2: DeM0nFiRe lrrHEART
illuviel: (confir/deny Marge's lineage)
accountmadeforants: sajamVibe
JadedCynic: sooooo GOOD <3
ladyjessica: So much fun. Yes!!
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
beowuuf: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
cmdrelk: v--v
Sparkap: Bluh
TehAmelie: i listen with my eyes!
They_Are_Alyx: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
mtvcdm: Oh no my curdling blood!
ElissenRedux: v--v
illuviel: ^<3^
MyrddintheWizard: lrrHEART lrrSHINE lrrHEART
noSmokeFire: pheNOMenal
DeM0nFiRe: lunarj1Fangs
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhYAS
TXC2: v--v
nuclearstulle: v--v
xantos69: I kind of want a T-Buck Shirt. It just has a picture of a man laying face down on the ground.
CanvasWolfDoll: v--v
AveryCorvus: Good thing Thin-Bloods resist damage like full-blooded vampires, right? Right guys?
Sarah_Serinde: Very fun
Valthek: @xantos69 Yes!
Simriel: Jacob how did you keep this chaos in check XD
beowuuf: fun! fun! fun! fun!
Leonhart321: So much fun
theevermist: v--v
Duwani1: vv--vv
wickaboxet: T - B U C K
lime_heer: @xantos69 seconded
Mischievous_Catgeist: fangtastic
DeM0nFiRe: Very fun!
Anaerin: This was awesome.
JoleneCoda: @Simriel I don't think he does
DiscordianTokkan: Teeee-BUCK
saucemaster5000: so... many....
Sarah_Serinde: I suspect maybe chat enjoyed it :P
Fragged_Templar: this chronicle is amazing, you made a Fanger
beowuuf: thanks jacob! that was great
TXC2: thanks for streaming Jacob and Heather
malsareus: Heather is inevtitable Jacob, as are the messy crits
Leonhart321: The sloppiest crits
nuclearstulle: this was a blast!
JoleneCoda: This island is messy
PharaohBender27: One resolved, three rolled
josh___something: It's beautiful
Sparkap: 3 Messy Crits in the bank, all for Jaxob to use
JadedCynic: thank you SO much for all this
PhoenixShaman: i love how Jacobs hair is etherial
Transmuted_Elf: loving this.
illuviel: Thank you, all! Excellent as usual.
TehAmelie: streaming luck is real
serramarkov: I love this, and all of you!
malsareus: LRR has unusual levels of chaos energy
PharaohBender27: ^
JadedCynic: again, I feel the Moonbase inverts the bell curve of probability
theevermist: jacob is phasing out of existance
illuviel: "The dice tell a story" = this table's dice want to tell an *awesome* story.
Drasvin: @Drasvin Depends on if he was himself a thin-blood or not.
mtvcdm: We're chaos gremlins
CouldntPickAUsername: what causes a messy crit again?
Our_oBoros: Improbable =/= impossible
Chrysoprase: This looks so much like a vampire neighbour watch chronicle.
Duwani1: It is the law comedic irony
winterstretch: dice recognise good tele
mtvcdm: Messy crit is 10 on a hunger dice and any other 10
josh___something: LRR radiates Chaos goblin energy.
Strebenherz: Jacob is ghost confirmed
Sarah_Serinde: It's fiiine
JoleneCoda: Jacob Lasombra confirmed???
Ignatiuspants: someone on YouTube is probably going to think they're faking the dice rolls for maximum messy crits
saucemaster5000: Jacob is back to the futyure-ing
noSmokeFire: Jacob's slowly phasing back to his home dimension
A_Dub888: There was never a Jacob
MyrddintheWizard: lrrFINE
TacitusVigil: green screen is a mean screen
DiscordianTokkan: Jacob's playing Geist now
WiJohn: Everyone clap to bring Jacob back
Mischievous_Catgeist: its the ghost of jacobs past
JoleneCoda: Jacob is great btw
KevlarGiraffe: I already do
gnyrinn: I do believe in Jacob! I do! I do!
Transmuted_Elf: @WiJohn yes!!!!
Fragged_Templar: ask and ye shall receive
Strebenherz: I love that it's just his hair greenscreening and nothing else
JoleneCoda: Clap your hands if you believe in Jacob
josh___something: Already do :p
saucemaster5000: fangkyou very much
Sarah_Serinde: Also find Jacob (and Meredith) streaming at
Sparkap: Heather really has the best segways
mtvcdm: He IS here!
CouldntPickAUsername: <message deleted>
beowuuf: seabatClap we do believe in jacob
Mischievous_Catgeist: he a real person for heather to torment
satyropodobny: I believe in Jacob Burgess!
Leonhart321: He's Heeeeeeeere
Xehep subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 51 months!
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Mr_Whyt: he's here... for now!
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Everyday♪ Today’s MENU for EMIYA Family) at Sun 04:00 PM PDT (1:37 from now).
ElissenRedux: Now begins the long wait till next sunday
JadedCynic: tweet that you believe in Jacob! (you don't have to do that)
peregrinerose: I am so much looking forwards to this year's kindness war :D
PharaohBender27: Cheer134 to make it a nice round total :) lunarj1Fangs
TXC2: !youtube
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TacitusVigil: maybe Jacob was an emergency humor hologram all along?
mtvcdm: !discord
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malsareus: 5 until James decides he wantd another 1
DeM0nFiRe: Be the messy crit you want to see in the world
JoleneCoda: Oops I accidentally ate youtube
Drasvin: As a treat
saucemaster5000: as a treat
malsareus: We have messy crits at home
mtvcdm: In the Discord you can discuss what just happened here all week long!
CantWearHats: lets gerber this baby
TXC2: !store
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Sarah_Serinde: !store
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ElissenRedux: Cheer123 benginChaos
Random_Factor_: You throw Google out a 3rd story window. You're not sure how, but somehow the search engine is splayed out on the street.
malsareus: easier to use than a sign too
KevinTheShark: we can all have a messy crit. As a treat
theymerLoviatar: sublimation is the only way
TXC2: !events
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FreaQU: Watching all this just makes me more exited to start my own chronicle set in my hometown in germany. I'll probably get the biteclub shirt for my storyteller.
Sarah_Serinde: Ugh migraines
Strebenherz: oof. I hope Ian feels alright.
Juliamon: lrrAWW Feel better soon Ian!
TXC2: oof Poor Ian, lrrHEART
beowuuf: :(
Metric_Furlong: ouch, poor Ian
Brozard sends healing energy to lrrIAN
Strebenherz: Best wishes Ian, I hope you're okay.
JadedCynic: awww, hope Ian gets over it well <3
mtvcdm: !discord
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saucemaster5000: sending brain energy to Ian
illuviel: Migraineur solidarity vibe-sending
noSmokeFire: I can't WAIT until we get the payoff for underwater bigfoot /s
Brozard: little bites Kappa
Leonhart321: I *wish* I had the knowledge to deep dive like that into it
Juliamon: Also sending solidarity vibes
theymerLoviatar: That's why they're called Easter eggs, they tasty
JadedCynic: just flavour - jacob loves to SEASON what he serves up <3
Chrysoprase: I cannot wait till Beckett shows up.
illuviel loves Jacob's brain for this
Lusunati: thanks for chatting shop jacob
PhoenixShaman: they are the bacon crunchies on the salad
Lusunati: It was real fun getting the hard confirm for Bloodhunt
Metric_Furlong: people being wrong, on the internet?!
JadedCynic: jaxob loves making people go off on snipe hunts, too :D
illuviel: And then season 3, right? Right? /Padme
JadedCynic: yay! <3
TXC2: !twitter
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noSmokeFire: chat is impressionable :)
PharaohBender27: I hardly ever use my Twitter, but I made an exception for this :D
PhoenixShaman: you asked for it chat delivers
beowuuf: sergeHi hi bye
Brozard: oof, crunch sucks lrrAWW
NapalmSideburns: thursday 22nd september? That's thursday!
Sarah_Serinde: It is!@
TotallyNotaBeholder: Name again please?
Sarah_Serinde: TotallyNotaBeholder No Place for Bravery
ladylinzington: no Place For Bravery
TotallyNotaBeholder: Name of the game that is
DiscordianTokkan: No Place for Bravery was it?
malsareus: deceive the algorithm to help Jacob
TotallyNotaBeholder: @Sarah_Serinde thank you
PhoenixShaman: is this why Jacob is fadeing from our dimension?
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah she is
Sarah_Serinde: You're fine Jacob :D
mtvcdm: Thank you again Jacob!
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
TXC2: !clips
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beowuuf: lunarj1Heart
malsareus: science Jacob, science
Mangledpixel: speaking as the girl who does LRR's VFX, no, we will not fix it in post
GreatWahooney: refrigerated chocolate is the best
mtvcdm: Butterscotch for life, caramel is overrated
Transmuted_Elf: you said hi when i raided you. so thanks for that transm8Heart
beowuuf: hardened caramel is cool
TXC2: chocolate goes in the fridge once opened
GreatWahooney: chocolate is supposed to be crunchy
Invitare: You shouldn't refrigerate chocolate, correct
KevinTheShark: how very tsundere
Sparkap: Cold chocolate is best chocolate
JadedCynic: summertime to protect chocolate from melting
LadyTL: My chocolate lives in the freezer...
cmdrelk: i do love cold chocolate
JadedCynic: many of them...
PhoenixShaman: my dad freezes mars bars so he can slice it with a knife
Juliamon: Refrigerating chocolate ruins the mouthfeel, ughhh
niccus: that messes the tempering..
beowuuf: didn't used to do it, but do now
TemporallyAwry: Speaking of weird fights - best potato chip started a fight IRL when I told someone that story.
JadedCynic: the temper can change if you FREEZE it...
Sarah_Serinde: My apartment gets warm enough to melt chocolate in the summer if I don't put it in the fridge
TXC2: chocolate is love yes
noSmokeFire: chocolate usually tastes better at room temperature, but I like somewhere that gets meltingly hot in the summer so it KEEPS better in the fridge
Sarah_Serinde: But then I'll take it out to warm up a bit before I eat it
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Leonhart321: I keep my chocolate in the fridge, only because I only really make cookies with it and it helps keep the dough cool
JadedCynic: costco knock-off pb cups
PharaohBender27: I prefer my chocolate to not get melty
illuviel: I'm from Florida; sometimes it's a choice between the fridge and its being *soup*
malsareus: the only one
JadedCynic: LUL
MyrddintheWizard: haha
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART
josh___something: XD
lime_heer: did she not win the kindness wars?
malsareus: Heathers 1 mercy
Radjack: I'm looking forward to Kindness War 3: The war on DawnGuard
PharaohBender27: Right! The Kindness Wars will resume soon!
josh___something: LUL
breadisbest1: new war?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
mtvcdm: (Desert Bus is 55 days away.)
GreatWahooney: is this the famous house of lies?
PharaohBender27: (or might)
PhoenixShaman: Jacob Heather has a rep to keep up
Leonhart321: Jacob will remember this
They_Are_Alyx: Kindness War never changes
Invitare: you should probably put American chocolate in the fridge, because it's impossible to make that worse. It might make it better though.
Sarah_Serinde: mtvcdm I don't even need to worry about the craftalong this year and that still feels rude :P
KevinTheShark: does that mean Jacob won the war?
accountmadeforants: Wait, putting chocolate in the fridge? DansGame
usmu1976: @mtvcdm The bus is coming!
GreatWahooney: @accountmadeforants YES
Strebenherz: Wait, HOMEMADE peanut butter cookies?
Fragged_Templar: Jacob's fun is technically correct... and therefore the best kind of fun
TXC2: 18 cookies in a day? rookie numbers Kappa
illuviel: (I will actually not-do the weird depression/anxiety thing that has had me deliberately miss Desert Bus for several years, this year.)
saucemaster5000: peanut butter salads
Dessarus: Aw, can't believe I missed this! Thought I would finally catch it live. I need to work on my time zones.
KaleidoscopeMind: just often enough
Invitare: the Kindness War has already begun
Strebenherz: Fiends. Now I want cookies.
Sarah_Serinde: Oh right
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PharaohBender27: o/ lrrSHINE
noSmokeFire: 2:30, a vampire's favorite time
KevinTheShark: is peanut butter Jacobs IRL blood thirst
beowuuf: bye!
Strebenherz: Take care Jacob! Thank you for Vampires!
mtvcdm: Later Jacob!
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
PhoenixShaman: by Jacob
TXC2: Drasvin lrrHEART
Dessarus: @Drasvin Thanks for the gift sub!
Fragged_Templar: bye Jacob, have a nice day
beowuuf: lrrSHINE
usmu1976: TY Jacob!
Metric_Furlong: bye Jacob, thanks for hanging around
TXC2: YOU'RE Fantastic Jacob
serramarkov: lunarj1Fangs
memnus: Bye Jacob!
TheAntiEnemy: Bye Jacob
DeM0nFiRe: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
KevinTheShark: tooth hurty
KevlarGiraffe: v--v
noSmokeFire: VvvV
Drasvin: v--v
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nuclearstulle: bye jacob!
beowuuf: lunarj1Fangs
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Leonhart321: Bye
illuviel: thx!
TXC2: v--v
Wiliart: Fangs for being here Jacob.
mtvcdm: That's how you got got
GreatWahooney: fangs for doing this!
Juliamon: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
KaleidoscopeMind: i kinda wanted jacob just to fade out instead of get up
Leonhart321: V--V
cmdrelk: Fangs you Jacob.
TheAntiEnemy: V--V
JadedCynic: @accountmadeforants yeah, when ambient room temp is in the 80s (25c+) it's fridge choc or choc soup
Sarah_Serinde: Puns come very naturally to Jacob
albatros064: lunarj1Fangs
They_Are_Alyx: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
JadedCynic: bye jacob!
CanvasWolfDoll: mask! how responsible!
WiJohn: Fang in there Jacob!
Mr_Whyt: jacob=super serious
lime_heer: you are fun!
The_Quiet_Alestain: @Drasvin: Thanks for the subscription! :)
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Leonhart321: Fangs for the session Jacob
josh___something: bye jacob o/
Gamshyd: tweet at jacob that he is fun? sounds like a good idea
NimrodXIV: :D
Wiliart: We don't thinking you're fun, we know you're fun.
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Jacob) [now] People might think I'm fun, I can't have that!
LRRbot: New quote #8234: "People might think I'm fun, I can't have that!" —Jacob [2022-09-18]
A_Dub888: Fangtastic fun
Ignatiuspants: fucking fangtastic fun!
accountmadeforants: @accountmadeforants JadedCynic That's a fair exception. But otherwise, that's just a waste of chocolate.
TXC2: !addquote (Heather) [now] I'm fucking fantastic fun.
LRRbot: New quote #8235: "I'm fucking fantastic fun." —Heather [2022-09-18]
Metric_Furlong: one last time, in case anyone in chat wants to help me pick what's going on my to-watch list next
xantos69: Cheer500 Bits!
WiJohn: We'll dingle all the bingles
mtvcdm: Shotgun!
TXC2: keep punching them algorithms
serramarkov: Season 3, please!
PharaohBender27: Correct both times! lunarj1Heart
mtvcdm: No math on the weekends
mtvcdm: Commander Elk I think
cmdrelk: si
cmdrelk: the full name was taken :(
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Fangs lrrSHINE lunarj1Fangs
beowuuf: thanks for the watch party heather!
TXC2: !twitter
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serramarkov: Hope Ian feels better!
Strebenherz: Best wishes to Ian, I hope he feels better.
PharaohBender27: ^
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
MyrddintheWizard: Thank you for the stream.
TXC2: v--v
KevlarGiraffe: v--v
MyrddintheWizard: v--v
WiJohn: Fangs out hangs out!
serramarkov: Grab a bite!
Juliamon: ooh!
cmdrelk: thanks for the stream lrrHEART v--v lrrHEART
They_Are_Alyx: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Juliamon: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
LadyDKat: v--v
usmu1976: See you next week. Have a good one!
mtvcdm: As we resolve three messy crits in escrow
illuviel: Thank you! v--v
nuclearstulle: bye!
DarkMorford: Some sort of... Sidewalk Slam occurred.
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
LadyDKat: Thank you for the stream! Have a good one everyone lrrSHINE
samwisep86: teee buck!
Metric_Furlong: t-BUCK
Metric_Furlong: okay, going to wrap the poll up now
Metric_Furlong: the actual titles, for anyone curious are as follows
Strebenherz: PFT
Sarah_Serinde: :D
DeM0nFiRe: TeeeeeeeeBUCK lunarj1Fangs
MyrddintheWizard: t-BUCK!
josh___something: TEEEE BUCK
Wiliart: Buck Tea!
mtvcdm: Teeeee-BUCK
Strebenherz: The benefits of keeping the tab on post stream xD
beowuuf: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Heart
Metric_Furlong: Land of the rising bun: Yakitate!! Japan; A Good Fey To Die: Battle Fairy Yukikaze; Kannai Get You Anything?: Yokohama Shopping Trip; Your Right-Han Man: Ya Boy Kongming
SkipIives: lrrSHINE coxJam coxWiggle
Metric_Furlong: thank you everyone who voted, and congrats to accountmadeforants for correctly identifying the first one
Juliamon: aww, I had to go pee and missed the stinger
accountmadeforants: Oh shit, now I regret not voting for Your Right-Han Man. Ya Boy Kongming is a masterpiece.
Strebenherz: @Juliamon It was just her saying "Tee-BUCK"
Juliamon: curse this need for excessive hydration! (but on the upside, since starting the medication necessitating it, I haven't had a single migraine, so it's worth it)
TehAmelie: woo
Metric_Furlong: accountmadeforants kind of surprised no one guessed it, tbh. although they may have thought it was a typo
Metric_Furlong: ah well, I'll get around to it eventually
Juliamon: I was too curious what fairy anime it was
Juliamon: and mad at my brain
accountmadeforants: No, I just legit didn't make the connection, even though it's painfully obvious in retrospect.
Metric_Furlong: if it makes you feel any better, the 'fairy' is metaphorical in Yukikaze afaik
r10pez10: BC Ferry Anime
Metric_Furlong: (it's mostly about planes)
Juliamon: My brain was also thinking things like Angel Beats
LoadingReadyRun: Heather here. Gonna unfortunately cancel Rhythm Cafe today. Ian's not well and I'm feeling a little wiped myself. Take care everyone!
Juliamon: a lot of anime plays on imagery alluding to things rather than being the actual thing
Juliamon: No worries Heather!
TehAmelie: you take care!
accountmadeforants: @LoadingReadyRun Take care!
mtvcdm: No sweat, take care!
Metric_Furlong: ah, Tenshi Muerto (as I beleive I originally obfuscated Angel Beats)
Metric_Furlong: no worries Heather, you look after yourself
TehAmelie: more time for me to watch the last stream again from the start, at least
Metric_Furlong: TehAmelie you're in for a fun time
Sarah_Serinde: Enjoy the break, Heather!
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> STREAM SCHEDULE CHANGE! | Rhythm Cafe is cancelled for today. It'll be back next week with all the rhythm goodness you can handle. | - Heather ||
Juliamon: Ah good, now we can just ~lasttweet
SAJewers: sergeModLove
Metric_Furlong: (Yukikaze is I believe the first 3-d CG anime, so kind of kind of curious from a historical perspective)
Metric_Furlong: did briefly consider obfuscated Yokohama Shopping Trip as 'Going to the store' but realised that would probably have ended-up with a blow out
Juliamon: I feel that would be more appropriate for Abenobashi tbh
Metric_Furlong: also it doesn't account for the Yokohama part
Creideiki_SE: After watching Yukikaze, remember to also watch its single episode spin-off, Rescue Me Mave-Chan.