Juliamon: lrrSIG
benjamin_wheeler: Guten nacht
lightfut: guten abend
dumbo3k: woo, just in time
asthanius: no thanks, i'm guten free
DoctorHutch: oh dang, I didn't see this on the schedule earlier and thought maybe it got canceled, pleasant surprise
benjamin_wheeler: I'll never take a night off
asthanius: except for those nights you take off
BrindleBoar: those don't count
asthanius: yeah those are practice for what he won't do
LordZarano: The new weekly show must go on!
benjamin_wheeler: that said I am taking next week off
benjamin_wheeler: but its for a charity event so that doesnt count
Juliamon: LUL
asthanius: You can write next week off on your taxes, so it's fine
KiloRomeo058: Oh my gosh am I going to be able to watch one of these live?? Awesome!
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bigburley97: My fiance just called me a sussy baka. I feel like I deserve financial compensation.
bigburley97: Such a bop of a theme song
LordZarano: jlrrCooltunes
dumbo3k: Oh wow, I've never seen this intro before. That is smoooooth
asthanius: hi
DoctorHutch: Hello Ben, I'm pleased for you to be here
Dog_of_Myth: Hi Ben, Hi Cori, Hi chat
Juliamon: ooh, we DO have a Cori tonight!
constablecrab: Big same
bigburley97: Hi Cori!!!
benjamin_wheeler: !patreon
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bigburley97: How does this game work?
tehcrashxor: A pig in a pope hat? I always knew bacon was holy.
asthanius: much like spaghetti, we're throwing the pig at the wall to see if it sticks
CururuGuasu: Healing ham
djalternative: \o/
BrindleBoar: throw the werewolf a bone? Kappa
Dog_of_Myth: Fight trees and burn sheep.
bigburley97: You had me until you said there is a pig, and then you absolutely had me.
BrindleBoar: gotta get that syrup
tehfewl: did the pigmen fight in the werewolf wars?
bigburley97: I think that's a three little pigs reference?
SnackPak_: again with the wolf war
CururuGuasu: Wolf war…wolf war never changes…
couchboyj: Was it a World Werewolf War?
Dog_of_Myth: James's Credit Card? :p
bigburley97: Buying supplies must be a tax write off
saucemaster5000: not quite as usefu as "steal skin"
dumbo3k: did collosus fight in the wolf wars?
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bigburley97: I very much relate to this pig
bigburley97: The corns have flowers! Obviously peaceful.
SnowbirdMike: If you use fire damage do we get to have popcorn?
ShadowTalon910: mmm popped corn
Boon_33: is it wrong to eat your opponent's bodies?
Boon_33: !advice
LRRbot: Put the video into the Paul.
bigburley97: @Boon_33 Only if you think about it for too long
MAPBoardgames: WWHD? What Would Heather Do?
h3rsh3yb4r: What happens if the two players vote differently on those choices?
djalternative: everybody forgets the planeswalker clause on Questing Beast
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART
saucemaster5000: bashing the cornhole is perfectly natural
bigburley97: There's a planeswalker clause on questing beast?
djalternative: !card questing beast
LRRbot: Questing Beast [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Beast [4/4] | Vigilance, deathtouch, haste / Questing Beast can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. / Combat damage that would be dealt by creatures you control can't be prevented. / Whenever Questing Beast deals combat damage to an opponent, it deals that much damage to target planeswalker that player controls.
MAPBoardgames: I presume all of the corn jokes have been said, leaving us all as a comedic husk
h3rsh3yb4r: Good one, streamer
MAPBoardgames: !findquote corn
LRRbot: Quote #1099: "I'm covered in corn starch, so technically, I am a non-Newtonian fluid." —Ian [2015-11-14]
h3rsh3yb4r: Dragonball the original?
tehfewl: i need to watch part 2, but i did read the manga already so im immune to spoilers
h3rsh3yb4r: Hell yeah
ShaneLeeAtk: Monster Rabbit
patfinder: !findquote jojo
LRRbot: Quote #4597: "Is this a JoJo?" —Graham [2018-01-13]
RandomTrivia: Wouldn't you be afraid if you were bleeding AND on fire?!
bigburley97: "Afraid, On Fire, and Slow" was a weird choice for Bear Grylls
SnowbirdMike: go fire blast then butter ball
tehfewl: 8 Brain damage?!
Boon_33: so... delicious
saucemaster5000: "at least Orville Redenbacher didn't get to me, that asshole"
Simriel: They are like horses? they don't exist?.
bigburley97: !findquote horse
LRRbot: Quote #4204: "I imagine sexual education for fictional horse men is not exactly comprehensive." —Beej [2017-05-13]
Simriel: Horse is like a less fatty Cow from my experience.
tehfewl: ive eaten horse and rabbit, both are good, but rabbit is way better
h3rsh3yb4r: Rabbit is actually so tasty though
WiJohn: Rabbit's pretty tasty
djalternative: that's fair. rabbit is terrible for you anyway
bigburley97: Rabbit and Squirrel are both fairly tasty
djalternative: has absolutely no nutrients
Simriel: @djalternative I mean it has protein, but yeah it lacks anything else we need
djalternative: wait. why DON'T you want to hang wolf dong?
couchboyj: So the priest isn't showing the whole hog?
bigburley97: I'm not sure twitch would allow Wolf Dong
TheMandrew: how would you wear pants?
saucemaster5000: crotchless jinko
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
aitsu100: jnco chaps
bigburley97: Assless JNCO
SnowbirdMike: they are very nervous cause you keep mentioning Wolf Dong
couchboyj: I'm going the other way, I want Jinco overalls
MAPBoardgames: 60g? My cousin can get you grain for half that!
CururuGuasu: Grain things
MAPBoardgames: "Shut up and take my money!"
SnowbirdMike: He seems tired
CururuGuasu: So Eddie Brock?
saucemaster5000: "with that wolf dong I'll knock off 100g"
DarkMorford: 4 for the price of 5!
MAPBoardgames: And I'm offering a group discount of negative 25%!
Simriel: betting on Wolf Dong
aitsu100: time to clash
DarkMorford: lunarj1Fangs
Dog_of_Myth: Too Real
RandomTrivia: Oof
RandomTrivia: Pffft
aitsu100: again
saucemaster5000: gaming
h3rsh3yb4r: Wolf [ee?
aitsu100: oh no
Dog_of_Myth: WarBoar: Witness me!!!
saucemaster5000: the emu war was a cold war
dumbo3k: We don't talk about the emu war
couchboyj: They have a moral issue with pigs wearing clothing after reading Animal Farm
aitsu100: the war of 5 animals and a tree
djalternative: remember chat: the emu war was a real war and the humans lost
h3rsh3yb4r: How could you make an Emu war joke during Australia's lunch break?
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
LordZarano: That's mid summer
aitsu100: the humans came with guns and the emu said lets take this outback
TheThirdTail: It was great for the emu
Haroldholmes25: so it's the great emu war in the same sense ww1 was the great war
aitsu100: emu war and emu war 2 the rise of the MU
DarkMorford: Oh, right, the Boar War
dumbo3k: John Cleese wrote a movie retelling the events, due to be released in 2022
bigburley97: I'm not caught up on the Em-C-U please spoiler warnings
HolyHadouken: speedwolf is my OC plz do not steal
Dog_of_Myth: This is now an educational stream. Didn't know about the Emu and Pig Wars.
Cptasparagus: My Little Pony: Speed is Magic
Simriel: Speed IS magic, people with ADHD know this :p
Dog_of_Myth: What other animal wars don't I know about??
djalternative: My Little Pony: Coke is Woke
bigburley97: I know everything I know thanks to Wheeler
djalternative: My Little Pony: Hooray for Special K
bigburley97: That's a rather large boy in the back
TheThirdTail: @Dog_of_Myth Have you heard of the Great Hanoi Rat Massacre?
TheThirdTail: Though I suppose it's not really a war
Dog_of_Myth: I did not.
Dog_of_Myth: Down the wiki hole I go.
TheThirdTail: Enjoy! Be sure to bring snacks
aitsu100: this isnt lemon tree country
djalternative: LRL bit: a quiz about all of the animal wars in history. Maybe this or that style but also feel free to not
randombillfolds: The Trearrangers.
Dog_of_Myth: Or make a nice dice tray out of them....
shurtal: the first time i saw this game, i honestly thought it was a conversion mod for Darkest Dungeon
rosesmcgee: magnus must be tried at the hague for his wolf war crimes
niccus: speed weed vs dick wolf
djalternative: Speed Weed: Employee of Dick Wolf
PharaohBender27: @djalternative Think for "This or That bits," someone needs to actually submit all the actual entries
bigburley97: speed weed and dick wolf are now my two dads
Haroldholmes25: weed is his actual family name, speed is a nickname
djalternative: @djalternative yeah. but like, we can. just do real or fake. we do that all the time
h3rsh3yb4r: Did yuou use adrenaline last turn?
bigburley97: Mr. Weed was my father, call me speed weed
ArkhamArchivist: And that doctor was Doctor Nick, he gives out Nick Names
YeetTheRich_: speedward weed
djalternative: I know we were joking but if Speed Weed actually works on Law & Order, he IS an employee of Dick Wolf
saucemaster5000: does dick wolf hand wolf dong?
saucemaster5000: er hang
Haroldholmes25: I thought we were trying not to hang wolf dong
dumbo3k: Unused energy is saved between rounds
KeytarCat: 👀
TheThirdTail: "Go forth and nibble them" has to be one of the better battle cries ever.
aitsu100: as you attack thorns decrease
BloodnBullets: "Was" already huh?
theamc2000: Huh
theamc2000: Pig pope
SnowbirdMike: I appears this challenge may have our adventurers "Stumped"
aitsu100: yes
niccus: more of a pastor
h3rsh3yb4r: Is Ottis actually worse than Reginald?
h3rsh3yb4r: I can't believe it
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
aitsu100: all characters are good in their own way but reg is slightly less good than Ottis
Simriel: Did the worf dong die?
djalternative: the wolf war finally caught up with Magnus
Simriel: So is Magnus just dead for good now?
PMAvers: He'll be back with a Wound card if they survive the battle.
h3rsh3yb4r: it deals 18?
djalternative: yeah. Magnus is just knocked out of combat this round unless we get a TPK
TheThirdTail: Tedious Poem? How'd they get into my old notebooks?
BloodnBullets: Pet store!
djalternative: you need 1 more for Pet Store
djalternative: it's 1 then 3
matthaus_c: Off By One!
saucemaster5000: pet store sells only angry emus unfortunately
aitsu100: supply i dont believe can be traded just shards and gold
Simriel: Old Whores Shoe? Doesn't she need it?
squ3e: wait first time really tuning in, are we playing with someone else?
Travilogue: What was the place you needed for the quest item?
djalternative: "only gold and sharts" hears my brain
matthaus_c: what was the role of the Wolf Guard in the Wolf Wars
djalternative: we need to go to the marsh
matthaus_c: the marsh provides
Simriel: @matthaus_c Nah wolf guard are space wolves.
aitsu100: green
Travilogue: yeah, cave in the marsh
Cptasparagus: Samantha Obelisk, heir to the Obelisk oil fortune
matthaus_c: @Simriel space wolves in power armour? :O
djalternative: great because I need to take the trash out
saucemaster5000: Blaidd in power armor BibleThump
bigburley97: What is the origin of the Scrub edition shirt? I am very confused
Ranakel: @bigburley97 lrrBEEJ
bigburley97: ahhh
bigburley97: that makes sense
PharaohBender27: @bigburley97 IIRC, lrrBEEEJ (who doesn't play MtG) got it made for himself, he appeared on an episode of CommodoreHustle wearing it, and people wanted it.
Ranakel: (But also desert bus. I think)
DarkMorford: If I remember right, Beej (as a non-Magic player) made it for himself after the regular phases shirt went up in the store, and Graham was like "You know people are gonna want to buy that."
PharaohBender27: :O
DarkMorford: Oh, burn
LordZarano: There have been 3 separate Pig Wars. 1555, 1859, & 1906
PharaohBender27: OK, looks like the actual wiki page indicates she and lrrIAN moved to Victoria, but boy is that page sparse :\
djalternative: I saw that punchline coming from a mile away
DarkMorford: Is Orange Julius really a restaurant, though?
saucemaster5000: they make a mean hot dog smoothie
aitsu100: oh Ben you can remove those curses at the church
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saucemaster5000: Will also accept your firstborn
aitsu100: Magnus also has a curse
Haroldholmes25: man I wish I could get rid of low self-esteem for 100 bucks
Haroldholmes25: wheelerJoke LUL
KWardJenx: They hate that pig!
saucemaster5000: that looks like a pig that has cauterize
noSmokeFire: if you cauterize a pig does it smell like bacon?
bigburley97: If the pig dies I'll cry
aitsu100: all pigs go to heaven
saucemaster5000: I'm pretty sure pigs die in "a day no pigs will die"
djalternative: I've heard "when pigs fuck" but never "when pigs die"
SaxPython: CoolCat CoolCat
bigburley97: That has to be a canadian thing
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noSmokeFire: good old aunt Malaria
djalternative: anti-mosquito
aitsu100: good ole Auntie Venom
h3rsh3yb4r: The pig does have fire t hough, he's sun based
saucemaster5000: "It's just a little holy, it's still good, it's still good!"
bigburley97: A pig pope or pig priest
PMAvers: I mean just makes sense, you want to kill the healer first.
PharaohBender27: tqsRIP 🐷
bigburley97: I'm crying
couchboyj: The pig priest, the pork pope, the sanctifying swine, the baptizing bacon, the holy ham!
saucemaster5000: on the plus side, meat's back on the menu
Dog_of_Myth: Crushed lrrHAM
PharaohBender27: lrrEFF ing mosquitos, man
noSmokeFire: they just have issues with catholics
arethosemyfeet: wab-la-daah
SnackPak_: that'll do it
bigburley97: Wheeler said the pig would never die, now I don't know who to trust
saucemaster5000: <message deleted>trust in pig jesus
PharaohBender27: So, we just had a pyrrhic victory?
SnackPak_: what a deal
aitsu100: ssssssss
YeetTheRich_: jlrrCreeper
aitsu100: lrrCOW
djalternative: stop intracepting yourself
saucemaster5000: <message deleted>I'll say it -- Solaire was a putz
djalternative: \o/
SaxPython: \o/
PMAvers: You gotta crack that Sunny D.
OmegaXMolecule: coming in at this moment was rather confusing, was slightly worried about what wheeler was doing with his arms lol
asthanius: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
h3rsh3yb4r: Solaire was the worm in Dark souls 3
bigburley97: \o/
SaxPython: lrrSHINE BOP lrrSHINE
couchboyj: lrrSHINE
RandomTrivia: sergeModLove
saucemaster5000: PrideLaugh worth it
bigburley97: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Simriel: What worm? I don't remember a worm in ds3
OmegaXMolecule: yeah he just doesnt give a fuck about anything lol
Simriel: I mean if Tom Bombadil is anyone it's illuvitar
saucemaster5000: (also lrrSHINE )
noSmokeFire: Sam does put on the ring in the books, right near the end
asthanius: Spoilers: Nerd Shit
YeetTheRich_: among other reasons but yes that is true
bigburley97: I'm not sure you can spoil lord of the rings at this point
couchboyj: Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow
OmegaXMolecule: bombadil is a self insert of jolkein rolkein rolkein tolkein
noSmokeFire: Sam puts on the ring, fights some orcs, then saves Frodo with the power of Hobbit beat poetry
SpoonfullOfSugar: you can have spoilers for anything, there IS a statute of limitations on people getting too upset though
PharaohBender27: Hobbit was published 1937, I want to say?
asthanius: Surely it was a comic book, right?
Simriel: Also Bombadil is just the ultimate Wife Guy. His only desire is his Wife and he already has one of her xD
TheThirdTail: There was also a film before the film
bigburley97: I'm still confused why Elrond was too much of a coward to just push Isildor
aitsu100: it was a comic strip first
YeetTheRich_: the silmarillion and hobbit went through several iterations before LOTR was a thing
saucemaster5000: there is also an obscure hobbit film made before the ranking bass one made to obtain rights. it's terrible and Bilbo gets laid in the end
PharaohBender27: I'm pretty sure the main LoTR writing was being done during World War II, but can't remember when it initially published
couchboyj: The animated Hobbit movie is the superior Hobbit movie
Simriel: @bigburley97 Because they made that bit up in the film, so it has to continue the story xD
Simonark: It was originally a series of tapestries
PharaohBender27: @saucemaster5000 tqsWTF
jacobc131: 8 tracks
Dog_of_Myth: Everyone forgets to check the B-side of the tapestries.
asthanius: What number comes before two?
Simriel: I like that the Hobbit was written down because Tolkien's children where really pedantic about story details as he told it
couchboyj: There's at least one number before two...
TheThirdTail: Honey, we're having guests tonight, can you flip the tapestries?
aitsu100: always check the seams
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
asthanius: Mixed Tapes are against the Bible
KeytarCat: Obverse something something
SaxPython: Can't wait for "Hey Check It Out: Tolkien Tapestry"
Simonark: Check the B side of tapestries or you'll just be weft hanging
Dog_of_Myth: @Simonark Well done.
saucemaster5000: the b-side of the apocalypse tapestry was the original version of "wayne's world"
couchboyj: Lucas added the armor in the re-release and refuses to put out the original low armor version again
noSmokeFire: are these areas you get to through the obelisk scaled based on the order you do them? Or are some harder than others?
aitsu100: they do scale but depending on the players builds some can be easier than others
Dog_of_Myth: Protect the lrrHAM
Simriel: Stop touching my Hog
Simonark: Can't Bayeaux Love
bigburley97: @Simriel That makes sense. I'm not enough of a nerd to read
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAH
SaxPython: FBtouchdown lrrSHINE FBtouchdown
SnackPak_: that horse joke did not go over well
niccus: pig in trouble
Simriel: He got a little Horse
aitsu100: lol
aitsu100: ben tool a long walk for a short bit
theamc2000: Bambi?
SaxPython: lrrHAM
Simriel: Oh the Hamfather was glorious. The no-sell of it was so good.
noSmokeFire: ham requires commitment
aitsu100: James went so hard for that bit
letfireraindown: That is amazing!
letfireraindown: I have to sleep good night all
Simriel: How much was that Ham worth? those kinds of Ham tend to be expensive.
theamc2000: Are you fighting Spider-Man.
couchboyj: VH1 behind the lrrHAM tonight
SaxPython: lol
SaxPython: the value
niccus: how often does ian see ham
ArkhamArchivist: Popular Podcast Behind The Ham
SaxPython: lrrSPOOPY
theamc2000: What does ham taste like, never eaten pork?
Simriel: How did you manage to even do that?
Simriel: How do you burn a hole in your esophagus
noSmokeFire: @theamc2000 generally? sort of sweet-savory-smoky. it also has a distinctive texture. I'm not sure about the fancy hams from the hamfather, only having eaten peasant ham.
theamc2000: Ty
saucemaster5000: that sounds so satisfying
couchboyj: lrrHAM lrrGREED
KodeMage: ouch, right in the sodium
Simonark: I can think of a few ways but I'm odd
niccus: 20% sus
Simriel: I can eat ham out of the packet way too hard.
noSmokeFire: your ham levels are off the charts
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Simriel: Like I can eat an entire kilo of ham casually.
YeetTheRich_: !sir
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PMAvers: Wheeler's just sitting there in the doctor's office, holding the ham on the bone, just taking a slow chomp
saucemaster5000: "We tried to listen to your heartbeat, but all we got was squealing"
YeetTheRich_: gamer's diet
Dog_of_Myth: Ah, the disappointed doctor look.
YeetTheRich_: "ah, I see why you got here in the first place"
Simriel: I eat sliced ham straight out of the pack way too often
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Simriel: how DID you manage that?
KodeMage: soda?
theamc2000: Eaten something whole makes holes though
niccus: the standard way is when you eat a fish whole and then pull the whole skeleton out
YeetTheRich_: hyperfixation on certain foods is
YeetTheRich_: pineapples was it?
couchboyj: If you glaze the ham with bleach, that'll do it
saucemaster5000: as someone with stomach lining issues, I can relate
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
SaxPython: makes sense
h3rsh3yb4r: Refreshing Diet Coke?
Simriel: Like I have awful acid reflux, and I haven't burned a hole in my esophagus. I just have lots of scarring. Damn.
Cptasparagus: an Épée pen?
KodeMage: why is there a pig???
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
YeetTheRich_: I fucked my stomach up because in my first year of uni I smoked a lot of weed and my appartment was above a pizzeria
Simriel: @kodemage He's the party priest.
TheThirdTail: @KodeMage To heal the party
niccus: sharingan is caringan
aitsu100: @KodeMage i think you mean why wasnt there a pig from the begining
bartimus_thundercask: Ben were you quoting "Adreniline" bythe band Amaranthe?
Juliamon: that got automodded for 'bullying' YeetTheRich_ lmao
NovaeCorvidae: if we're sharing how we have eaten wrong in chat, I once ate so many banana peppers that I got hemorohoids
YeetTheRich_: if anything I'm bullying myself here LUL
noSmokeFire: this isn't my skull, I'm just holding it for a friend
theamc2000: What did you call chat?
saucemaster5000: @NovaeCorvidae oof. I once made chili with a couple homegrown ghost peppers... the bathroom was an unfortunate place for a day
aitsu100: slimeway to the poison zone
Simriel: "Have you noticed what big celebrities Real Estate agents are these days?"
noSmokeFire: have you ever been to a THEMED restaurant?
theamc2000: Alcohol ain’t bad for you
theamc2000: That guy would say
Simriel: El Spidro Giganti?
Simriel: Rock Hard Slime.
YeetTheRich_: poison is a lie made up by the reptilian-people to sell you snake anti-venom
CommanderPulsar: Oxygen isn’t poisoning you, it’s burning you to death really, really slowly.
theamc2000: Why do they g eat big heals
noSmokeFire: why don't we just recruit the spiderguy?
theamc2000: The not spider man
ArkhamArchivist: Spiderguy, spiderguy, you should give it a spidertry
SaxPython: press Up + B on the lightning to catch the spider
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theamc2000: Grind so you base is better
CommanderPulsar: An entire Black Forest hm was involved.
Cptasparagus: @CommanderPulsar is that like HM29?
theamc2000: Where are the wolf war stories
noSmokeFire: I don't know how I feel about the pig pope's psychic assault
KodeMage: smells like bacon
TheThirdTail: Why is there so much poison in the poison zone!?
theamc2000: But really why do they enemies have such heavy poison damage
PMAvers: Are there any items that are good at wiping debuffs?
NovaeCorvidae: This doesn't seem like the wolf wars anymore
KodeMage: oh, that's bad
aitsu100: it hatched
SaxPython: big cheats
ArkhamArchivist: Eggs, Eggs
aitsu100: big spooder puts eggs in your deck
bigburley97: This doesn't seem good
KodeMage: so, what is the penalty for failure here?
TheThirdTail: You start a new run
Cptasparagus: cauterize that poison
ArkhamArchivist: We Belevelen in Evelyn
Bionull: Basically the opening quest in an MMO
theamc2000: One spider with ten less then 4x hp
noSmokeFire: just trap it under a cup and leave it outside
bigburley97: Belevelen in Evelyn!!
aitsu100: i believe we are gonna start a new run
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KodeMage: pig got points
SaxPython: lol
CururuGuasu: Ooo, pork points
SaxPython: brilliant aegue
SaxPython: awful ttpo
SaxPython: NotLikeThis
Cptasparagus: fermented cat?
h3rsh3yb4r: I thought cat furminating was supposed to be a Rodeo stream?
niccus: "the FURejector® button releases hair with ease"
bartimus_thundercask: no divination?
saucemaster5000: Pig has no nitrates
ArkhamArchivist: Sum Pig, the Pig That Does Math
Simriel: what one
saucemaster5000: Korn knows what they did
Simriel: angry corn... do they worship Khorne?
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TheThirdTail: Corn doesn't have blood or skulls, so I'm not sure Khorne is interested
Simriel: @thethirdtail Khorne cares not from where the blood flows. As long as they cause bloodshed it's fine
TheThirdTail: True enough
prowll2000: Why does this look like Darkest Dungeon done without the grimdark?
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
ArkhamArchivist: Free Rope
Simriel: @prowll2000 Feels a bit like it yeah.
Simriel: That poor old man xD
Simriel: Moisten your Corn
TheThirdTail: I no longer live in the midwest, so I don't get to have the _really_ good corn
saucemaster5000: knife to meet you
bigburley97: I live in the deep south of the USA and we have very good corn
Fanklok: Is swine pope better than Reginald so far?
TheThirdTail: With that hat? Swine pope is like 10 Reginalds
saucemaster5000: is better than Broken Arrow?
saucemaster5000: Gwynith Hogtrough
ArkhamArchivist: ottis has a Jade Egg to sell you
niccus: goop: lrr-endorsed
Fanklok: Is he going to try selling us those shiny rocks you have and telling us that if you stick up a hole it fixes stuff?
h3rsh3yb4r: Kiefer listens to Alex Jones?
bigburley97: mmmmm bone milk
Simonark: MREs and prepper crap
tehfewl: bone hurting juice?
Zanzabar_: super mail vitality? Like if you really want your packages to get delivered early?
lightfut: ack, my bone-itis
Juliamon: bone helping juice
Juliamon: ooh aaah my bones
theamc2000: What are vitality meds?
theamc2000: Una
Fanklok: Surf and turf always sounds like you're ordering a shrimp dish and its going to be served on a slice of astro turf
theamc2000: Unh
Simonark: Difficult, Difficult, Lemon Difficult
Zanzabar_: is she in the running to become shaman king?
niccus: it's real?! that's fucked up
theamc2000: My brother surfed in Scotland
niccus: chat, please tell me england isn't real
ArkhamArchivist: Not since about a week ago
Dog_of_Myth: Wheeler got there before I could type it
Fanklok: The current population of Isle of Man is 86,024 as of Saturday, September 17, 2022
saucemaster5000: it's three skelions
bigburley97: Are you my mommy?
Cptasparagus: Go The F*ck To Sleep
theamc2000: Are you talking about the Pokémon fan comic of the charms deer being raised by a ditto
theamc2000: Is it a Tivadar of thorn?
Zanzabar_: can they be dispelled?
Fanklok: The most recent art of Triskelion is a three legged stabby robot with barbed noodle arms and a bunch of hooks dangling off of it
Fanklok: And the onld art looks like a metal scultpure of a 40k ork with three arms
theamc2000: So wheeler prefers old art I guess since he is a 40k fan
Cptasparagus: SHIELD headquarters
Cptasparagus: in marvel
QuixoticZ: it's a building inm marvel comics
saucemaster5000: it's a marvel thing
Dog_of_Myth: It's fun to say?
Cptasparagus: marvel likes big words
Fanklok: I wouldn't be surprised if its also an anagram
Cptasparagus: and pseudoscience
Simonark: It was triangular?
theamc2000: DC likes extra titles
Zanzabar_: oh yea its that prison in the ocean right?
saucemaster5000: I tried to life the hulk and fucked up my triskelion my chiropractor is pissed
Cptasparagus: @Zanzabar_ thats the raft
Fanklok: Why would you want to marry a triskelion?
f_tan_theta: Mary, Queen of Triskelion
KodeMage: for love?
Simonark: Typhoid?
lordwilfred88: That someone is me
Cptasparagus: i started rewatching GoT the other day and forgot one of the best one liners in the first season was about impregnating the Eyrie
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saucemaster5000: "gothic" is a fun movie about it
iris_of_ether: Wheeler oh no
SaxPython: big Knucks
Dog_of_Myth: The Shield HQ is named Triskelion because it has three towers. Thanks Google.
Simonark: Finally, a bit that has legs
Fanklok: The Tilde is my favorite piece of punctuation
Sampy104: Can we make sure we don’t do it exactly 10 triskelion jokes? I have triskelion-decaphobia
theamc2000: The triskellion jokes a tris killen me
Dog_of_Myth: Well played Wheeler.
laundreydhull: More like... The "Turd"-Quarters, right!? LUL NotLikeThis lrrSPOOP jlrrFacepalm amazonFacePalm
Cptasparagus: Michael Maidenless
Fanklok: Did someone say Great Lakes Avengers?
theamc2000: Who is Mike’s chick-less.
theamc2000: East coast has new jersey
Dog_of_Myth: We deserve it Wheeler.
iris_of_ether: Great Lake Avengers actually exists
laundreydhull: C'mon eastern seaboard! Yous going to let yourselves get called out!?
Fanklok: I'm pretty sure thats DC not Marvel
TheBigRobot: Its the great lake avengers sadly enough.
Dog_of_Myth: Yep
h3rsh3yb4r: Wait until you see the Florida Avengers
dm818: Let's be honest, they're all made of corn
laundreydhull: East Coast is DC?
Sampy104: Gluten Man and The Curd! I love those guys
KWardJenx: Totally Real: Squirrel Girl and her crew
CaptainSpam: The Great Lakes Avengers are, in fact, a real thing.
iris_of_ether: Wasn't Squirrel Girl from them?
saucemaster5000: the midwest avengers do okay agriculture but are still constantly beaten by California
corpocracy: @iris_of_ether Yeah, I thought I remembered that
theamc2000: Door Man !!
Orestes290: Iowaman
bigburley97: Great Lake Avengers is mostly a joke team
Simonark: It is a comedy book
Cptasparagus: Big Bertha, Flatman, Doorman, do you think they want to let these IPs out back into the world?
theamc2000: Door man is an ambassador to death
Fanklok: The Great Lakes Avengers are so stupid and bad Kirby Krackle wrote a song making fun of them
laundreydhull: kay, need to refresh. have at thems....
theamc2000: The funny thing is doorman is a strong character on a joke team
saucemaster5000: a song of rain and ice was also disappointing, just much sooner
Fanklok: Seized those carps eh Cori?
salamisuperstar: The town in this game reminds me of a less depressing Darkest Dungeon
laundreydhull: @salamisuperstar Yes, Y E S. A Darkest "Dye Hard" Dungeon. That's Good enough...
bigburley97: Goodnight chat
ragnarhedin: You unlock various pets by completing tasks on the map
h3rsh3yb4r: Did you remember to get the pet shop yet?
OmegaPlatinum: So is this Brightest Dungeon?
h3rsh3yb4r: The yeti is OP
theamc2000: How can you tell that they are crocs and not shoes
h3rsh3yb4r: There are KFC gibbets and they're scented
Fanklok: There's an entire fucking store devoted to crocs and gibbets in the mall near my house
h3rsh3yb4r: They look like drumsticks and smell like em too
niccus: please spay and neuter your gibbets
NonjaBiru: When will we see LRR jibbitz?
h3rsh3yb4r: I wear my KFC crocs with my KFC gibbets and play on my KFC video game console with built in chicken warming tray
OmegaPlatinum: Are gibbets just pins for your feet?
h3rsh3yb4r: I didn't but I did know there was a Colonel Lifetime movie
theamc2000: Free helps with people
Fanklok: Are you atleast doing in an incognito tab?
theamc2000: Wheeler did you know there is an Aron yugioh card?
TheThirdTail: Is it gwent?
greyducky: How do you unlock the finger liking good mode.
h3rsh3yb4r: What happens if you get Aron pokemon, Yugioh, and MTG cards all on the board at the same time? @theamc2000
Fanklok: Wait is this still the first fight? Why is that mosquito back to full hp
theamc2000: @h3rsh3yb4r you get dqed
niccus: so what *is* the "correct" strategy in this game? focus down the front line or try to snipe the back?
theamc2000: Tnank
theamc2000: You
Gascitygaming: is that your carp?
Fanklok: Aren't carp 90% inedible bits
theamc2000: Most carp turns to crap
h3rsh3yb4r: Is This Your Carp, a new weekly fishing stream on twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun
h3rsh3yb4r: There's got to be LOADS of fishing games for that TBH
chumpofthemonth: This is not my beautiful carp
h3rsh3yb4r: Hey, you're late!
OmegaPlatinum: gottaa love the mets
Fanklok: Friend of LRR Jacob Burgess is also famously a fishing game connoisseur
h3rsh3yb4r: You think Spiderman and Captain America ever go to a Mets game together?
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Ryxiene: PrideHeartL PrideHeartR thanks for the stream!
theamc2000: So 8 dollars
saucemaster5000: Sounds like Across the Obelisk is a game for Solaire
h3rsh3yb4r: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
benjamin_wheeler: !patreon
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Fanklok: Store? Tell me when there's LRR themed crocs in it
Fanklok: Yugioh?
YeetTheRich_: gwent time?
OmegaPlatinum: magic the gathering
Snowcookies: thanks for the stream
PMAvers: Hearthstone October.
aynehzn: shadowverse
niccus: wheelie breakers!
YeetTheRich_: wheelie breakers
OmegaPlatinum: Gwentober
rosesmcgee: My bald sons!
Fanklok: Explain how Is This Your Card is not a monkey island
niccus: i hope one day we get to horse-drawn carriages
niccus: hey wait a second, that's a card game
BusTed: (But not where you think)
corianderd: ssshhhh
KWardJenx: Thank you
Phailhammer: cya :)