TXC2: Hello Everybody
DarkMorford: Hello
beowuuf: sergeHi
TXC2: hello DarkMorford and beowuuf
DarkMorford: 🏴󠀂☠️ 🏴󠀂☠️ 🏴󠀂☠️
Pteraspidomorphi: Look behind you, a three-headed monkey!
TheMerricat: so did the stream look like it went live for all of a second before not being live for anyone else?
beowuuf: you fight like a cow
beowuuf: never noticed
TheMerricat: my computer is cursed today...
CAKHost: Hi everyone!
beowuuf: work like a pirate day
beowuuf: sergeHi
TXC2: hello CAKHost welcome
DarkMorford: I've spoken with apes more polite than you! 🏴󠀂☠️
beowuuf: james would have dumped the pit crew here by now except he's close to a chunk finish
beowuuf: i thought yellow would be more your colour
beowuuf: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
TheAinMAP: lrrSIG joekimWilliam lrrSIG
DarkMorford: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
jessieimproved: lrrSIG
CAKHost: lrrSIG ! With Music!
DarkMorford: Uh oh
CAKHost: Twitch plz.
jessieimproved: not just me then
beowuuf: oh no just me then
TheMerricat: so it's not just me...
beowuuf: :(
Pteraspidomorphi: Curse you, LeChuck
TXC2: boo
CAKHost: I blame the three headed monkey behind you.
beowuuf: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Juliamon: Shaw be stealin' our bandwidth!
beowuuf: refresh if not seewhy a 3 min countdown
beowuuf: *with
jessieimproved: swab yer decks with an F5
jessieimproved: aye a fine salty day on Twitch to return to Monkey Island
TheKingWiggins: Twitch Chat fights like a farmer
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Anubix_007: Hi Chat and Paul when you get on
DarkMorford: @TheKingWiggins How fitting! You fight like a cow! 🏴󠀂☠️
TXC2: hello Anubix_007 welcome
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Yarrrr! It be time for a new Play it Forward says I! Paul starting his Return to Monkey Island play through! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/FdCLPXVaUAAnG70.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1571909375555702785
Pal_Friendpatine: Hmmm weird my 8 ads got triggered so late
beowuuf: @TheKingWiggins that explains why your sword looks like a ploughshear
Spades_Slicc: ook ook
wench_tacular: lrrFINE
beowuuf: lrrFINE
Spades_Slicc: is everything fine?
TheKingWiggins: @darkmorford @beowuuf 🏴‍☠️ perfect
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Comeback323: that's at least a year
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Spades_Slicc: is it really?
CAKHost: Pour some Grog on it!
Anubix_007: I will admit I never actually played any of the monkey island games
Knitting_Goblin: lrrFINE
Emergent_OS: Is so happy! Now only hope, that Return to Space Quest would be announced someday for Paul to play!
beowuuf: DM's was sergeJustRight
chrono2x subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 96 months!
chrono2x: Yar, that be a lot of months.
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TXC2: Anubix_007 nor have I
LoadingReadyRun: Sorry, late ad trigger, twitch refused to admit that I was online
Juliamon: Anubix_007 Nor did I, but I'm aware of many memes
DarkMorford: I've only played the first two.
beowuuf: np paul :)
Spades_Slicc: twitch is a liar and a charlatan
lirazel64: Wheee!
Pteraspidomorphi: I played all five
beowuuf: @Spades_Slicc so a pirate?
Pteraspidomorphi: DarkMorford: The third game is a lot of fun
gralamin: love this series, I have played all of them
anyavamps: Afternoon friends
TXC2: a scurvy dog that twitch
DarkMorford: And I have to keep reminding myself that they're not Sierra games. "Save early, save often" doesn't really apply here. ;)
TXC2: hello anyavamps welcome
Juliamon: well, maybe not 'memes' so much as 'things people say a lot about the games'
Emergent_OS: @loadingreadyrun This is aPAULing!
Pal_Friendpatine: Ahh @loadingreadyrun *finger wag* twitch
TXC2: stream HO!
beowuuf: :D
DarkMorford: Thar she blows!
beowuuf: sergeHi paul!
DarkMorford: YES
beowuuf: LOL
wench_tacular: yaaaaarr
Genie_M: Yeeeah
JadedCynic: Arrr
Mattthebeard: BOP
Nigouki: lol
beowuuf: sergeJUstRIght
emberBecky: awww :D
GDwarble: Hah
CastleOtranto: Harrr
NightValien28: babies
chrono2x: What a good start
josh___something: LUL
DarkMorford: PERFECT, Paul!
JadedCynic: <3
NightValien28: look at the babies
Comeback323: omg Paul yess
Pal_Friendpatine: Hiii!
iris_of_ether: Excellent :D
jessieimproved: have you ever biiin
SageofShadowzF: omg yes
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Knitting_Goblin: Monkey Island hype! Arrrrrrrrr
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JadedCynic: (I'm still trying to find Parts 1-4)
TheMerricat: I miss all these guys being in LRR stuff. Even though I watch Wiggins almost every day...
PsychoI3oy subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 44 months!
PsychoI3oy: in the thromborax
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Riiiiiiis: yaaa
gralamin: arrrrr
JadedCynic: and smoking
CastleOtranto: Mmmm, soy sauce
JadedCynic: rough, cheap rum
Spades_Slicc: what kind of rum tho? I've had 60-170 proof
Anubix_007: I prefer Rye though
jumping_point: Gods this music. xD
jumping_point: Good evening, everyone!
DEATHlikescats: Lol
TXC2: hello jumping_point welcome
wench_tacular: go wenches!
DEATHlikescats: Ah nostalgia
Anubix_007: I didnt get the Text
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Snowcookies: I see I'm not late for the gameplay Kappa
Anubix_007: Can someone let me borrow theres
jumping_point: Thanks, @TXC2 ! how are you?
Mangledpixel: boop
beowuuf: sergeHi
TXC2: jumping_point I'm fine thanks, how are you?
sleepyfelix: @DEATHlikescats my first LRR video. what a long wonderful trip it's been :)
TXC2: hello Mangledpixel welcome
GhostValv: R
DarkMorford: Hey Pix
gralamin: arrrrr
Mangledpixel: arrrrrrrr
gralamin: yarrr
wizzo1138: RRRA. Dammit. So close.
gralamin: harrr
niccus: pirates are well-versed in statistical modeling
CAKHost: I forgot how in-depth this went XD
ChapsTheMC: matt? how old is this
tolchuk123: back to the old days
TXC2: ChapsTheMC 16 years old :p
kusinohki: wow babo wiggins!
jumping_point: @TXC2 More than fine as I'm finished with work for today now.
GhostValv: amazonTasteTheRainbow
TheMerricat: See there is an advantage to my stream being behind... it makes chat seem as if they've memorized this or are prophets... :D
wench_tacular: chat will remember taht
Spades_Slicc: Paul going back to monkey island in order to plug classic lrr content
gralamin: just 16? seems like before the pandemic is all one time already
Mangledpixel: "Write that down in your copy book"
Snowcookies: I for here like 8 mins into the stream
DarkMorford: Ah, Morgan
Snowcookies: *got
Emergent_OS: Actually, very useful!
TXC2: Mangledpixel I feel like I should be sat cross leged watching this on a CRT :p
DEATHlikescats: @sleepyfelix and it’s a perennial classic! What awesome start!
wench_tacular: yaaaar
beowuuf: seabatClap
m1gr3nA: hipoThis yarrr
beowuuf: hey paul!
DEATHlikescats: Happy talk like a pirate day y’all!
TXC2: Paul Song HYPE!
beowuuf: i mean... avast!
CAKHost: :D
Knitting_Goblin: yo-ho!
Camthelion: o7
NightValien28: yoooo hoooooooo
gralamin: yo-ho!
sleepyfelix: yo ho!
Riiiiiiis: yo hoo
Snowcookies: yo ho!
DarkMorford: Ahoy!
Invitare: kind of blue...
wench_tacular: yo ho!
iris_of_ether: yo hoo!
TXC2: Yo Ho Paul
DKS_Saturn: Paul singing is always a treasure
josh___something: Yarr!
GhostValv: ahoy~
Snowcookies: Hi Paul
Riandisa: Yo ho!
beowuuf: yo ho
CAKHost: Yo Ho!
ashteranic: paul's been hitting the whiskey pretty hard
Mangledpixel: not a single hoot given
anyavamps: Yo Paul <3!
emberBecky: yo ho Paul, nice hat
Tandtroll_OG: Heave ho Pirate pals!
josh___something: Fair XD
CAKHost: Fair! XD
BusTed: 🤔
emberBecky: lmao
Volus_dude: pbtvHI
CAKHost: Can you set it on top?
CAKHost: Aww
BusTed: Close enough.
DEATHlikescats the smell of treated water and old ride mechanics fills the air
Knitting_Goblin: tragedy
Spades_Slicc: not yet
wench_tacular: a missed opportunity
jumping_point: Oh Captain, my captain! How are you doing, Paul! Glad to catch this live.
PsychoI3oy: arr get ye earbuds
TXC2: when we man invent a tricorner for the gaming man?!
m1gr3nA: pirates are incompatiblevwith headphones aparently
DarkMorford: We can 3D print something for that
gralamin: careful Paul this is how you get a pirate hat with headphones sent to the office
creasehearst: sounds like it might be time for the Moonbase to acquire some in-ears for the streams where headwear is needed
TwitchTVsFrank: pirates must use ear buds
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GhostValv: yar ergonomics be tossed aside
Nigouki: Return to monkeh
DKS_Saturn: I'm surprised no one thought of that so far
Emergent_OS: It is going great, how are you, Paul?
TheNerdWonder: Someone get Ian working on this
SK__Ren: Paul stream!
NathanLonghair: Woo!
Anubix_007: Paul that sounds like a great idea
Snowcookies: yarr
CAKHost: Mic wants in on that show.
Spades_Slicc: @ghostvalv eargonomics
GDwarble: Oh, wait, yeah, it *is* Talk Like a Pirate Day
DEATHlikescats: bootie5Flag
DarkMorford: 🏴󠀂☠️
Gizmoloid: how come there isn't a thriving industry of headphone compatible hats for streamers?
beowuuf: correlation is causality!
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wench_tacular: jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch
beowuuf: hey pit crew! fancy seeing you all here
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Leonhart321: Aye Avast jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch
DEATHlikescats: Hey James raiders!
graal_smith: @beowuuf If you point that out, then there'll be a raid.
Mangledpixel: avast, raiders!
nitrosarcastro: jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch
josh___something: now I'm here twice
DarkMorford: Ahoy James and Pit Crew!
Snowcookies: Hi pit crew!
beowuuf: @beowuuf :D
LordZarano: Yo ho! jlrrPunch
Snowcookies: You missed the Talk Like a Pirate screening
Emergent_OS: I hope, they brought back Gubrysh Threepwood’s VA!
omnilord: jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPillow
laundreydhull: wait, it can't be-
Riiiiiiis: Isn't pauls mic a little hot?
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RocknGrohlNerd: big yaaar to everybody
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gralamin: can't wait to see Stan or Muarry again
beowuuf: newday tewsday, now on mopnday
DEATHlikescats: Perfect!
TXC2: !backseat
LRRbot: Please refrain from backseat gaming unless the streamer asks for help. The streamer wants to play the game the way they want. Feel free to discuss tactics in chat or with the mods.
SilentGuy256: I can't decide if I should avoid this and play it myself... hmmm
Spades_Slicc: !findquote you have really good luck
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
laundreydhull: Jer? or one of a Jer I vaguely knew?
NextLevelTabletop: Spoiler: LeChuck!
GhostValv: toss spoilers into the salty sea
LordZarano: !heychat
LRRbot: Please ONLY offer advice when the streamer uses the phrase "Hey, chat...". Let them try to learn the game on their own, even if it means they miss a thing or two.
Snowcookies: Spoilers!? *shocked*
jessieimproved: I have pointedly avoided other streamers starting the game
jessieimproved: I know nothing going in
DarkMorford: "Hey chat" rule is in play, got it.
Leonhart321: So the "Hey Chat" rule is in effect, got it
CAKHost: Hive mind the puzzles
Pteraspidomorphi: We'll behave
CAKHost: When asked!
Juliamon: We have one way to enforce it.
wench_tacular: ignorance only, got it
Godofmuffins: Shoop the floob
beowuuf: tag your posts with clueless Kappa
saucemaster5000: the best way to play adventure games -- being incredibly frustrated with friends and everyone's wrong!
Snowcookies: I can pretend to know answers
RocknGrohlNerd: *writes down* "hey chat" is active
laundreydhull: but I don't even know what's happening
gralamin: am ignorant, let's go
DEATHlikescats: katesBelt ready to go on this ride. katesBelt
Pteraspidomorphi: That is my principle 100% of the time on LRR streams unless asked to do otherwise
GhostValv: full coconut brain mode :)
DarkMorford: Fake answers okay?
TXC2: remember to use question marks chat
Sarah_Serinde: So make it clear you're guessing and not just telling Paul what to do
jessieimproved: If any chat can pull this off, LRRchat can, I believe in you all
GapFiller: nalvNote Wrong Answers Only
beowuuf: clueless: maybe combine the sherry and rifle :p
mjiig: *uninformed* answers only
anyavamps: I'm walking in oblivious today and I'm okay with that.
Snowcookies: !advice
LRRbot: Enjoy milk.
EricTheOrange: use gun on man
Sarah_Serinde: So also don't spam the same thing repeatedly if Paul doesn't see it at first
GapFiller: !badadvice
LRRbot: Lick the room.
GapFiller: that IS bad advice LRRbot
jumping_point: Got it1
DEATHlikescats: critroleScanlan
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Godofmuffins: Use the Item on the thing.
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beowuuf: you at least have one day of bliss :p
Mangledpixel: GapFiller but in a game like this, might be the way forward
jessieimproved: @LRRbot aww, imma get a splinter
DEATHlikescats: critroleLets critroleRoll
NightValien28: some speedrunner already finished it Kappa
jumping_point: Ohhh the music. This takes me way back.
EricTheOrange: do they let you switch to retro graphics in this one?
mowdownjoe: @GapFiller It's why we don't do the James Turner lickability scale anymore.
DarkMorford: Shoot, I've got a meeting in 5 minutes. I'll have to mute for a little while.
Snowcookies: @NightValien28 smh cutscene skippers Kappa
beowuuf: well, maybe not all of you - you know what you will do :p
Carlioo: this IS the retro graphics
Derthon: subtitles?
Riiiiiiis: @LoadingReadyRun may i suggest to turn the mic down a smidge?
Darleysam: they're just graphics! Cool graphics at that.
Juliamon: This is an entirely new game
TheNerdWonder: Ooo, remake version
winterstretch: im sure nosttalgic people booked a couiple days off for this release
Snowcookies: but what about fake retro graphics?
Riiiiiiis: or is it only me?
RocknGrohlNerd: yeah lets
Volus_dude: "licking the room" doesn't sound the worst advce pbtvSIP
DKS_Saturn: As someone who hasn't played any of the previous monkey island, is there anything in particular I should know?
NightValien28: Riiiiiiis not only you, it was a bit high
DKS_Saturn: Nvm
DKS_Saturn: Scrapbook time lol
Riiiiiiis: great
GapFiller: heh ironically enough Paul is now kinda quiet for me but oh well
Mangledpixel: story time!
Molladia: @Riiiiiiis no, was a bit loud
GapFiller: cant please everyone
Snowcookies: arr
GDwarble: @DKS_Saturn Guybrush Threepwood is a mighty pirate. Well, so he says.
TheNerdWonder: Or is this the new one? Did realize that was out today
Spades_Slicc: I think you became a pirate by committing crimes
Carlioo: oh you can click the pictures to get more info
DarkMorford: @TheNerdWonder Yep, new one. And it's Talk Like A Pirate Day, which only makes sense.
Mangledpixel: looks like you can click on the pictures
TwitchTVsFrank: murry!
GDwarble: @DKS_Saturn Oh, they seem to be doing to an explanation now. But, uh, LeChuck is the usual villain, he's undead.
Snowcookies: oh this is the synopsis of the prev games
Molladia: when did the giant red balls roll everywhere and wipe people into the sea?
creasehearst: so Curse is apparently still canon according to this scapbook
JadedCynic: okay, that is a nice touch
miniMacGuru: I love the return of Dominic Armato as the voice of Guybrush.
DKS_Saturn: Did they kill you if you failed to become a pirate?
TheNerdWonder: Curse is still my favorite
beowuuf: not a criticism, just he sounds like paul f tompkins on helium to me :)
GDwarble: Yeah, I though it was a sequel to 2, but that page definitely mentioned 3
DarkMorford: Game music is a little overpowering now, Paul. Your mic was peaking a bit before.
Juliamon: beowuuf I can't unhear it now NotLikeThis
Simonark: There are characters from the later games in the trailer, but they'd said it was set in the gap between 2 and 3
beowuuf: @Juliamon sorry!
RocknGrohlNerd: oh no dockside
Narcuru: going for the aesthetic
creasehearst: Gilbert made a post a long time ago about how he'd want to make MI3, and part of that was removing Curse and Escape from canon, but like many things, stuff change as people age
SajuukSjet: it's the _Aesthetic_!
KaleidoscopeMind: they just ran out of ink
creasehearst: so it seems like many of Gilberts original plans have either changed or fallen by the wayside
Pteraspidomorphi: I'm honestly glad Curse remains canon
incslayer: carla and otis!
GDwarble: In fairness, Stan was trying to defraud us
JadedCynic: aye, we gave as good as we got
incslayer: the second largest monley
DEATHlikescats: nikasaLurk SUBprise
beowuuf: this is like the pink panther then?
TXC2: so the game is a lie? Kappa
TheWojoPL: I've played the OG Monkey Island in mid 90s... I knew like 10 words in english back then...:)
JadedCynic: @TXC2 no, the game's TITLE was a fib B)
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GDwarble: @TheWojoPL The puns must've been a bit of a nightmare
Genie_M: Ghost Pirate back then
TwitchTVsFrank: if this game doesn't have a three headed monkey I will be disappointed
Volus_dude: monkey island contains monkey island pbtvSPIT
Nigouki: Never pay more than 20 bux for a video game Kappa
wench_tacular: self-rescuing
beowuuf: ooh, voxy
Pteraspidomorphi: Elaine is super cool
Genie_M: then Zombie Pirate, and Demon Pirate
jumping_point: So true.
anyavamps: this is giving me the feels.
DKS_Saturn: Elaine sounds amazing
Molladia: Who's plugging a different video minutes after Paul goes live, rude
TheNerdWonder: And then alive again for reasons
Snowcookies: @Molladia #blameJames Kappa
mowdownjoe: Did that include the Telltale Monkey Island games?
JadedCynic: @DKS_Saturn Yeah, Guybrush lucked out there
GDwarble: I like them skipping over the end of 2
Simonark: Ok, that's the plot of 3
Sarah_Serinde: Videos aren't exactly time-sensitive, people don't have to leave the stream just because a new one went up
GDwarble: Because yeah, 2 has...a very odd ending
incslayer: thats such a lie we gave elaine the cursed gold ring
beowuuf: "i always wanted to go to sea space" Kappa
anyavamps: Oh Murray.
TheWojoPL: @GDwarble yeah :) ...now my english is much better. Now i know like 30 words
Genie_M: still in a bumper car in the intro
Pteraspidomorphi: Ah, the lactose intolerant volcano god
incslayer: i wonder if murray is related to boneathan
mowdownjoe: HA! 4th wall break!
GDwarble: "Script Creation Utility for Maniac Mansion"
JadedCynic: Oh, the fourth wall is just a prop in these games <3
beowuuf: @TheWojoPL i love these two comments are now about 30 words long combined :)
incslayer: it was later replaced with GrimE for grim fandango
creasehearst: oh, so both Curse and Escape are canon, at least in part
DKS_Saturn: Are those mechas?
Simonark: They seem to be going through the fourth game now...
Pteraspidomorphi: They are
GDwarble: This one I haven't played
Simonark: Yeah, this is Escape
Genie_M: Escape
TwitchTVsFrank: yeah this is escape
TheWojoPL: :)
Simonark: The one with special guest villain Rupert Murdoch
Genie_M: Tales
GDwarble: Oh, Tales is canon, too
GDwarble: Interesting
TheTekkieman: And here's Tales.
incslayer: they are even including the tales ones
TwitchTVsFrank: tales was fun
DKS_Saturn: These games sound fun
TheNerdWonder: Tales isn’t bad
DKS_Saturn: Real nice of them to put that for new people
beowuuf: all caught up, plus did the pirate talking tutorial
TwitchTVsFrank: i recommend tales and escape if you haven't played them
Nigouki: Always go full monkey
Emergent_OS: Hard!
keroan0: put your whole monkey in there
anyavamps: always go full...yes. lol
CAKHost: What is this, Beejlander? Kappa
josh___something: You are by definition, a professional gamer Kappa
Snowcookies: Full monkey, cos we have about 300 brains here Kappa
JadedCynic: hmmmm
NathanLonghair: Yep full monkey for all puzzles
Pteraspidomorphi: I'll be disappointed if no hard mode puzzle requires a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle
Natedogg2: I think we need that on.
DKS_Saturn: I guess hard mode since you will have the helo of chat?
TheTekkieman: Calling it. There's only going to be, like, three more puzzles in it, just like Curse.
Knitting_Goblin: lol, that's great
wench_tacular: go for it
Juliamon: I appreciate the option, but it's probably not good for streaming
Invitare: More Blathers? Is this an Animal Crossing crossover?
GDwarble: I wonder if that's, like, creator commentary?
BrindleBoar: Just remember what Adam always says: work first, then banana.
Derthon: mayby for second playthrough?
SageofShadowzF: all the blather
TwitchTVsFrank: seems like a second playthrough thing
Snowcookies: The way the editors want you to play it
mowdownjoe: @BrindleBoar The Ook Ook Union demands banana first.
DEATHlikescats: Blather version for new game plus
beowuuf: first monkey then banana. i mean puzzles
NathanLonghair: This one has a good hint book apparently so we shouldn’t get stuck
beowuuf: @BrindleBoar i mean either that or shut up kramburger / kaaosa
Genie_M: loving the music
Emergent_OS: Wasn’t it in Monkey 2, where you had 3 islands and you had to visit each one in each puzzle chain?
beowuuf: o.0
GDwarble: Huh, wasn't expecting this
Spades_Slicc: why would they mention it, you're gonna be playing it
niccus: the only hot dog to contain negative amounts of vitamins
nyperold: So was it A VAST scurvy dog?
Volus_dude: scurvy dog with poutine
Genie_M: Full Throttle's mouth boot hand system was great
beowuuf: seabatCHOICE
anyavamps: Oh now i want poutine.
Mai_Andra: GIVE Stylish Confetti TO Heavily Armored Clown
TXC2: if it's not nailed down, it's ours
BusTed: Take everything that's not nailed down. And if it's nailed down, see if you can pry up those nails for later use.
TXC2: "we've got all kinds of money, some of it real!"
mjiig: If it is nailed down, take the nails
beowuuf: @TXC2 if it is, we need to grab the nails first
mjiig: Dammit
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Spades_Slicc: step one: take nails. step two: take everything not nailed down
BusTed: Turning on the charm.
Snowcookies: I don't think I wanna eat in a place with so many flies :P
Volus_dude: where one can hire the shop keeper as babysitter?
Carlioo: so are those fried chicken feet or fries that look like chicken feet
tyrsredritehand: This food has too much character.
Mai_Andra: What about 8 pieces of two?
beowuuf: @Snowcookies at least they are living so the food must be edible :p
Invitare: ah yes, lets engage in a little fraud
DKS_Saturn: Why is there a rat in there??
beowuuf: @DKS_Saturn ron gilbert cleary house of the dragon fan
Genie_M: Chuckie is tutorial
Snowcookies: Oh talking to Chuckie give you hints
wench_tacular: why wouldn' tyou
JadedCynic: @Invitare young pirates gotta start somewhere...
saucemaster5000: the dream!
Volus_dude: they might have raised 4 turtles there. @DKS_Saturn
TXC2: rat living it's best life
wench_tacular: gross
sdooweloc314: I have mixed feelings about having just eatten
nyperold: That sounds unhealthy. No vitamin Sea, I'd imagine.
Genie_M: does it matter?
Joecool190: This feels like a tutorial
Invitare: @nyperold Pirates are more about that Vitamin ARRR anyway
Snowcookies: Find our real parents lol
Mangledpixel: rake in lake! rake in lake!
DarkMorford: "Well, actually..."
kusinohki: it's a beautiful day and you're a horrible pirate
GDwarble: I'm...I'm not sure this is correct
mowdownjoe: Paul isn't going to skip any of this dialog, is he?
Twinklebees: Ah, I see we're getting an episode of The Whole Story on anchors.
Mangledpixel: and now you know... the whole story
TXC2: this sounds like it's from a Whole Story
JadedCynic: Someone's stealing The Whole Story from us!
GhostValv: zZZZ
Invitare: wow all of chat simultaneously
JadedCynic: I mean, some of this is actually factual...
Snowcookies: I wonder if the devs expect you to skip
emberBecky: I bet you get a cheevo if you let her finish :D
GDwarble: I've changed my mind, this is entirely legit
Genie_M: (x) Doubt
Voidhawk42: "...and now you know, the WHOLE Story."
josh___something: XD
Mai_Andra: Imagine how interesting it would be if we had selected the "more blather" version. xivGoob
laundreydhull: pls, no
mowdownjoe: @Snowcookies I mean, the big tutorial prompt was there...
Nigouki: there's a hole in that story
laundreydhull: am struggling to stay awake as well...
Juliamon: Based vaguely on truth, but still wildly wrong
JadedCynic: @Mai_Andra Dear GOD, no!
Volus_dude: educational content pbtvS
HungryCavalier: double click to run
nyperold: Oh! Okay, I guess it doesn't matter that she was officiating from the side of the middle of the course.
JadedCynic: hmmm, I wonder if we have to use 'piratey trickery' to win...
beowuuf: oh, the potion you need
JadedCynic: and even there's a SIGN "don't feed the ducks"
TheAinMAP: There's a 'no bread' sign.
GDwarble: @TheAinMAP Bread *is* bad for ducks
JadedCynic: :D
BrindleBoar: should've gone with a trombone LUL
MomoNo9: Any french fries for the ducks?
Snowcookies: ewww
Sunidesus: ewwww
Critterbot: Err...
Carlioo: I'm very upset
BusTed: WutFace
BrindleBoar: F
JadedCynic: @MomoNo9 or maybe seeds?
niccus: definitely giving you scurvy
Volus_dude: pbtvPOP
malsareus: I have several complaints
omdorastrix: I am no longer eating lunch
Spades_Slicc: feed it to the dick
GDwarble: I feel like the sheer anti-nutrition of this will somehow give us Scurvy, despite that not being how that works
Spades_Slicc: duck
DarkMorford: Ew...
JadedCynic: @niccus Not Just A Name On The Tin
TheAinMAP: lrrSACK
laundreydhull: off the found!? yuck.
sdooweloc314: Where is Adam we need a content warning lol
malsareus: jesus
malsareus: 4 days of hiccups!!!!
laundreydhull: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
Genie_M: 5
Wolfstrike_NL: team 5!
niccus: careful, the well will remember this
Snowcookies: last one sounds like it might mess with the game Kappa
wench_tacular: we could record a demonic album
BusTed: cool plant
Slytherin42: numot5
MomoNo9: team less gross scurvydog
Spades_Slicc: sdarwkcab kaeps
Narcuru: 3 imo
Juliamon: Team Cool Plant
mowdownjoe: @Snowcookies Sumerian
DKS_Saturn: Cool plant~
Phat32: sdrawkcab kaepS
beowuuf: jlrrCoolgame
MomoNo9: sdrawkcab on
7gorobei: i'm guessing we will need all of these eventually
wench_tacular: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
jessicaengle: Hi Paul! sergeHi
TehAmelie: so anyway, Aerobicide. odds on this being an actual movie that people got paid to make? https://i.imgur.com/KU3AYef.jpg
JadedCynic: I WAS wondering "what would be 'a cool plant' to a kid?"
wench_tacular: it's a wishing well
Comeback323: wait that voice actor...its the same voice as Angelica from Rugrats!
malsareus: you're a wizard Paul
Comeback323: isn't it?
TheMerricat: It's a wishing well Paul, that's what it DOES! :P
BlackIsis: seriously./
wench_tacular: the dreaded moby duck
Mangledpixel: of course, what would be the point of wishing if it didn't happen?
Snowcookies: I was thinking it would be a man-eating plant or something
malsareus: oh no, it keeps getting worse
MomoNo9: @jadedcynic venus flytrap. or any you don't have to weed
GDwarble: Just the one
niccus: your authority score isn't high enough
SilentGuy256: does the basket distract the couple?
JadedCynic: yay!
wench_tacular: suspicious performance improvement
jessicaengle: You forgot to roll the cheese wheel
Genie_M: Cool tutorial area
Dandinstorm12: hello Paul hello chat
Raincoast_Bear: Yarhar. Ye played it good. So you did Mr. Paul. Well done, ye.
TXC2: hello Dandinstorm12 welcome
DarkMorford: Roscoe!
MomoNo9: nooooooo such piratical behavior
Genie_M: you fight like a cow!
DarkMorford: Eh, the insults need work.
TehAmelie: oh hi Paul
Leonhart321: How appropriate, you fight like a cow
JadedCynic: psycological warfare to weaken their resolve and distract them
nyperold: You theme it to what they say.
Genie_M: with rhyme sometimes
mowdownjoe: Huh...
Genie_M: oooooooooh
SilentGuy256: you fight like a dairy farmer
JadedCynic: d'aww
BusTed: Tying it all together.
GDwarble: Hah, alright, this is clever
TehAmelie: i had to reload the page to get the stream to load at all, maybe that's something twitch has a problem with
Leonhart321: Ooooh, so THAT'S how they're doing it
malsareus: yes it is
JadedCynic: AHEM
Sarah_Serinde: Sure it is
GhostValv: :O
GDwarble: That's...that's exactly how story telling works
DarkMorford: What 4th wall?
JadedCynic: Wow, the rare self-burn!
saucemaster5000: the lamp... it has a shade!
Mai_Andra: That is literally how story telling works.
BusTed: Framing!
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malsareus: tarantula walking sounds like a growth industry
JadedCynic: aaaaaand Act I
GDwarble: This is a good way to integrate MI2 to the later MI stuff, it's cute, I like it
nyperold: It's got legs.
Pteraspidomorphi: Ah, the nostalgia
JadedCynic: @GDwarble yeah, it works
wench_tacular: @nyperold jlrrNo jlrrNo
Genie_M: music 🎵🎵
genomancer_: Swap to pixel-graphics mode, Dad.
JadedCynic: ooo, banger alert!
GDwarble: Ah, there's that main theme
Spades_Slicc: the island of m'lée
DarkMorford: Little bit of green-screen scuff in the top corner, Paul. Not a big deal, just FYI.
Pteraspidomorphi: Yeah
TXC2: title scene an hour in :p
beowuuf: spacev7Butt
Invitare: I actually prefer the Island of Brawl
keroan0: Title screen ahoy!
jumping_point: Wow, this catemote is amazing! xD
Sarah_Serinde: TXC2 I mean, into the stream, but not the game
JadedCynic: roll credits...no, OPENING credits - come back here!
TXC2: Sarah_Serinde yes
GredGredmansson: oh this is a neat trick
DarkMorford: We went from SCUMM to Dinky. Is that an upgrade?
Raincoast_Bear: Ahoy, nostalgia dead ahead!
laundreydhull: break?
Carlioo: dinky sounds kinda SCUMMy
Leonhart321: OK, I'll say this, I had it pegged that they were going to make the kids cursed versions of Threep and Chuck. So kudos for not doing that
TXC2: it;s a reference loop
GDwarble: This is a fun arrangement of the main theme
GredGredmansson: Oh is this the brand new one?
laundreydhull: I meant brrk- dinks!
TXC2: GredGredmansson yeap
DarkMorford: @GredGredmansson Yes
lirazel64: Very friendly place...
GDwarble: @Leonhart321 That's definitely what MI2's ending suggested was going on, so it's not *technically* a retcon, but still
Volus_dude: wich condiment is better ketchup or yuck?
GredGredmansson: neat; and I've only missed the prologue, seems like
JadedCynic: of course the lookout has thick glasses
GDwarble: Oh, hey, I think that's the same VA for the lookout?
GredGredmansson: is that Rob Paulsen?
GredGredmansson: I know Rob had some voices in the original game
Volus_dude: g33kOwlette
beowuuf: @GredGredmansson summary of other games, tutorial, and tlapd lrr vid :p
DEATHlikescats: @gredgredmansson I was thinking s that too!
JadedCynic: "second verse, (mostly) same as the first!"
wench_tacular: working the enemies to lovers trope
DarkMorford: @GredGredmansson Doesn't sound like Robbie to me, but he's got a hell of a range, so it could be, I guess.
TXC2: "he;s me from the future!" Kappa
ThePerrBearr: hey, that sounds like Rob Paulson
GredGredmansson: I'm hoping for a few references to the "non canon games", I think I saw some in the trailer
GDwarble: I think it probably is? Rob Paulsen voiced the lookout in the original, after all
BusTed: @GredGredmansson There was a scrapbook that referenced the other games.
keroan0: Those are some loud screech owls
Sunidesus: ok, that owl totally faked me out, I was very confused for a minute there as to why I was hearing one while it's all sunny outside
GredGredmansson: he's right you know
GDwarble: It definitely does look a lot like an owl
BusTed: It does feel like a team up.
TXC2: "but it;s a fake owl, or fowl if you will" Kappa
GredGredmansson: tomMouth
malsareus: surely we can find or fabricate a villain route
JadedCynic: Guy is experiencing "the more things change, the more they stay the same"
Raincoast_Bear: Avast, mateys! Let us way to the SCUMM bar.
Mai_Andra: That was the Secret...
Simonark: Now that we've had the theme song, we can turn the music down.
GDwarble: Nice to see it's new
GredGredmansson: oh Carla's the governor now? Good for her.
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh, Carla
laundreydhull: is he supposed to?
Spades_Slicc: i hope you team up with lechuck
Genie_M: yep
GredGredmansson: Carla the swordmaster yes
DarkMorford: I can't wait to see Stan in this art style
laundreydhull: or tis be a branch from the timeline?
GredGredmansson: @laundreydhull this is an "official" sequel to the 2nd game, by the guy who made the first two
Genie_M: anyone to ask about Loom?
Mai_Andra: "Ask me about LOOM"
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GDwarble: @laundreydhull There's a scrapbook at the start that lists the events of all the previous games, so it seems to be picking up well after the events of Tales
GDwarble: @GredGredmansson It seems to be a sequel to all of them, there's a lore book in the menu that references all the other games
GredGredmansson: different pirate leaders
wench_tacular: that went well
GredGredmansson: @GredGredmansson really? I thought I heard different.
GDwarble: @GredGredmansson There was speculation that it'd be a direct continuation of MI2, but nothing official
GredGredmansson: @GredGredmansson I do remember seeing other references being on the table, like Murray
GredGredmansson: ah, this must be the framing device
DarkMorford: This feels very Princess Bride.
GDwarble: I think it's kinda fascinating that the past decade has had multiple revivals of classic adventure game series framed as stories being told by the original protagonists to kids
GDwarble: Can probably blame The Princess Bride for that
LibraryWitchKei: That's actually really witty.
DarkMorford: @GDwarble Like I said. ;)
GDwarble: @GDwarble Heh
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TXC2: we don;t blame the princess bride, the Princess bride is without sin Kappa
Snowcookies: lol
saucemaster5000: well... there is that scene where Westley threatens to slap Buttercup. That didn't age well
Spades_Slicc: yar har, fiddle de de
GhassanPL: Hee hee, scumm
DarkMorford: Someone remembers!
wench_tacular: early photoshop
MAPBoardgames: Seagull courtesy of LOOM (tm)
Genie_M: nice
wench_tacular: now rub it on all the other things
CAKHost: Is that the horse armor?!
mowdownjoe: Did they make a horse armor joke?
BusTed: Hah.
Genie_M: the preorder horse armor!
accountmadeforants: Fantastic
Mangledpixel: :D
BusTed: The OG DLC.
DarkMorford: Perfect!
DEATHlikescats: No actual horses in game
TXC2: the best pre order bonus ever :p
ViscountStyx: If there's not a horse in this game you can just apply the armor to and gives you 0 feedback / dialogue about it, they missed a trick
accountmadeforants: Honestly, it would be funny if, while the Horse Armor doesn't do anything, you can do things *to* the Horse Armor. (E.g., gold-plate it, apply a horse to it, which then sits in your inventory...)
Pteraspidomorphi: I wonder if you actually can stand there long enough to burst into flames
GDwarble: Definitely Princess Bride
Spades_Slicc: is this a kissi- paul beat me to it
GredGredmansson: Ok, now I think I get it
DarkMorford: Yep, very much Princess Bride inspired
GredGredmansson: All of the games happened; but this game "comes after the 2nd one" because of the park scene
Pteraspidomorphi: Ah, politics
GredGredmansson: but all the stories Guybrush told were all things
ReaperTitan152001: why not answer the collectable trivia card question?
MAPBoardgames: Unreliable nARRatior!
Lunareclipse123: Lemons are better, but Limes are cheaper! S osays the British Navy!
Lunareclipse123: So sayS*
Lunareclipse123: bleh
GDwarble: Limes do still have vitamin C, though less than lemons
GDwarble: The bigger problem was they boiled them to preserve the juice
LibraryWitchKei: Hence the nickname 'Limeys'
Lunareclipse123: Yeah, limes will do the job
GDwarble: And boiling destroy vitamin C
BrindleBoar: The British Navy also knew that fruit prevented scurvy for decades before doing anything about it
Pal_Friendpatine: New Mexico Green Chile has more vit C than citrus
Lunareclipse123: And yeah, they didn't really know what they were doing
Akaiatana: Britain had a lime of credit
GDwarble: @BrindleBoar Well, they knew and forgot several times due to a number of coincidences and stubborn people, it was a bit of a mess
mowdownjoe: It's a collectible thing.
Spades_Slicc: tic tac toe
TXC2: the IHoM ?
DarkMorford: Ouch
MAPBoardgames: Voodoo Lady! Does she even have a name?>
GredGredmansson: That IS her name
GredGredmansson: hint system; got it
ZachtlyAsIntended: Holy moley this art style. I played these games back on MS-DOS
TXC2: walking to an island sounds hard, and wet
niccus: and her name... was prima
nyperold: So like an Ouroboros.
GredGredmansson: wasn't Voodoo Lady also the hint system in her original game?
MAPBoardgames: Back in MY day, we had to call a 900 number to get hints!
ChapsTheMC: oh yeah, my cousin prima
mowdownjoe: So, like how Machinarium had a hint system? Neat.
niccus: midnight luncheon...
TheTekkieman: "Your destiny lies at the docks. I may have taken a peek at the book of hints for that one."
ZachtlyAsIntended: who is that voice, why does it sound familiar?
Spades_Slicc: 69
nyperold: Also, Twilight Princess and Paper Mario.
Spluuga: ah yes the edgerunners graffiti
CAKHost: You can't open the doors? D:
GredGredmansson: @ZachtlyAsIntended if you mean Guybrush, that's the same voice that's always been him
BusTed: But it's only 10.
BusTed: Aha.
DarkMorford: There you go
CAKHost: You never know when you need a rubber chicken-with-a-pulley-in-the-middle.
nyperold: I mean, I'd except weird reasons.
GredGredmansson: that's the one where you had to memorize the vault code backwards; because he locked his safe every time he left
GredGredmansson: and here's the cryptic foreshadowing
EricTheOrange: Many legs A
wench_tacular: ah, the consequences of our actions
TXC2: well we ARE a pirate, soooo
nyperold: "Ah we the baddies?"
EricTheOrange: ram the door down with your horse armor
GredGredmansson: or something string-adjacent
DarkMorford: Aww, that's actually kinda sweet
DarkMorford: Stan!
BusTed: Stan?
CAKHost: Stan?
Genie_M: Stan!
GredGredmansson: Otis back in jail again
wench_tacular: what 4th wall?
Snowcookies: 4th walls were meant to be broken
GredGredmansson: so, how did Stan finally get arrested
Pteraspidomorphi: Can't wait to know who exactly will be on our crew this time
GredGredmansson: so, vandalism
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DarkMorford: Man's got a point.
TXC2: I mean he has a point about the taxes
TXC2: !break
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Atiota: lrrARROWS
Volus_dude: pbtvTHIRST
EricTheOrange: @GredGredmansson The pre-release website made a joke about him getting arrested for selling NFTs.
DarkMorford: Yes, they kept the effect on Stan's jacket!
Atiota: i cant get up and walk, i just got back from toe surgery lrrAWW
MAPBoardgames: Is it rude to put bets down on whether Gloomhaven will happen this week or not?
Mangledpixel: yes
BusTed: Definitely.
DarkMorford: Actually, I should probably go get lunch. Be back in like 10-15 minutes.
jumping_point: enjoy!
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TXC2: and we;re back
beowuuf: wb
GredGredmansson: OH
GredGredmansson: COOL
TXC2: lrr.cc.nicknames
TXC2: lrr.cc/nicknames
BusTed: Ah, the wibbly arms.
yomidian: authStan
TXC2: hands CLEARLY not tied
SacrificialToast: the plaid dimension
EricTheOrange: he has a greenscreen jacket
Sarah_Serinde: A+ defining characteristics
Leonhart321: Wait, really?
GredGredmansson: I love that in the 3d games; his jacket STILL does that; even though its more difficult to animate
tyrsredritehand: The wacky waving arm sales conman
Pteraspidomorphi: He also carries his own theme song
TXC2: immovable plaid
GredGredmansson: because that's just what Stan is
Clench_Eastwood: so going faster than light really does make everything go plaid
MAPBoardgames: A jacket-shaped hole to the plaid dimension. Fun fact: That's where Ben came from.
GredGredmansson: tomSpam
GDwarble: So, unmoving plaid is a thing you do in 2D animation because it's *much* easier to animate, in 3D animation it's much more difficult, but I appreciate the dedication to the bit
tyrsredritehand: I'm cuttin me own froat.
Snowcookies: mutiny!
GredGredmansson: Guybrush is all too familiar with mutiny
GredGredmansson: on the wrong side
yomidian: my how the turns table
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Don't blame the controller, blame the avatar.
TXC2: but we are what we do
Spades_Slicc: tax evasion is in his heart
Carlioo: wow, what a good person stan is!
GredGredmansson: so, he scammed people
Snowcookies: wow
GredGredmansson: oh my god
PandasAndPancakes: his arm movements are so good.
nevermore913: if i've never played a monkey island do i need to play those before this?
GredGredmansson: they referenced him being a lawyer in Tales
Snowcookies: you wouldn't hang someone for marketing
TXC2: nevermore913 no, there's a recap
Mai_Andra: habeus habeus habeus
nyperold: It seems like it helps enjoy the references.
Spades_Slicc: a loch smith you say
KeytarCat: @Snowcookies That's what the Guillotine is for!
TotallyNotaBeholder: Who Are you? How'd you get in here? I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith
GredGredmansson: can't argue with that
GredGredmansson: Lizardman, Lizardman, Locksmith
nyperold: Are they safe crackers?
GredGredmansson: @nyperold oh my god.
GDwarble: @nyperold ...Oh dear
nevermore913: if you want to be a pirate you need a parrot
PandasAndPancakes: @nyperold god dangit
MAPBoardgames: A picture of keys
Pteraspidomorphi: The keys
Pteraspidomorphi: This family is aggressively themed
Pteraspidomorphi: Except for the lure
BrindleBoar: that sneaky trivia card tho
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XedMada: fishing lure must have some pun name i’m not aware of
MAPBoardgames: I feel like if I knew more about fishing, the lure would be some kind of "key lure"
XedMada: exactly
GredGredmansson: my hope is that insult swordfighting is back
TheMerricat: or it could be the big red herring that they use to make you think there's something behind the
TheMerricat: graffiti
EricTheOrange: Well if you find graffiti of a red fish you know your on to something
DarkMorford: I return with teriyaki chicken!
GDwarble: Oh, wait, this is her original VA as well, I think
GredGredmansson: speaking of
GredGredmansson: "taste" my blade
Genie_M: you do
AkiraBalance27: Im sure someones already said this, but underneath the followed channels tab all it says is Return to Monkey
Snowcookies: I wonder if she's the "final boss"
nevermore913: it would be a very short game if she had the secret
Spades_Slicc: a bog badger?
nyperold: A honey badger?
DarkMorford: lrrWOW
saucemaster5000: maybe we need a live badger for her to swallow
Spades_Slicc: thiccwater
GredGredmansson: obtained dog
MAPBoardgames: Piranha Poodle?
BrindleBoar: living the dream
demonmum: I remember the dogs in the first game that you had to drug to get into this place
demonmum: I think it was this place anyway?
BusTed: You fight like a dairy farmer?
GredGredmansson: I think I know
demonmum: How appropriate, you fight like ... Sorry, ingrained reaction by now
GredGredmansson: but I don't know HOW to advance
saucemaster5000: I bet the book written by the locksmith's mom would be useful
nevermore913: come back at night and steal all the books
beowuuf: as in you map?
TheMerricat: so chat is there a penalty to getting the question wrong?
GredGredmansson: If I had to guess, its a different color depending on how many guesses you make
MAPBoardgames: I still own LOOM. It's "intro cinematic" was included in the box on an audio cassette tape.
DarkMorford: Good old Tan's
TXC2: Tan the man
GredGredmansson: its rusted to the ground I guess
Spades_Slicc: maybe the sponge can clean the rust off the bucket
GredGredmansson: or... a sponge?
Leonhart321: No, that's my brother. I'm Threeprush Guywood
Tandtroll_OG: he is finally recognized!
Our_oBoros: *gasp* he's played by James Spader?
Our_oBoros: Also, hello fellow humans.
nyperold: Borrow one from Roger Wilco. Or just wait for him to lose it again.
DarkMorford: I do like that it shows you what's clickable.
Sethalidos: clearly you need to shave a cat to get a moustache
Spades_Slicc: => wear sponge
KeytarCat: @DarkMorford My favorite QoL improvement
Pteraspidomorphi: Wait a minute
anyavamps: LOOM
anyavamps: Still love that game.
TXC2: !youtube
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Snowcookies: I watched that stream
Joecool190: Is that Matt Mercer?
DarkMorford: Hm, I don't remember that. I'll have to go look later.
nevermore913: this game definitely seems to have good writing
DarkMorford: Oh. My. God.
TXC2: boooo
lemmel: Beautiful
GredGredmansson: writes down "build mop"
Leonhart321: OK, this is on another level
Pteraspidomorphi: Watch us immediately lose the mop after we have it
serramarkov: I work in a Cakery- we change mop heads weekly.
beowuuf: uuuuh
GerrardUK: I am guessing stuffed animal is the mop bit. Just need a stick.
TheMerricat: how much of this is Harry Potter and how much of this is Star wars?
ANeMzero: Go find a kyber crystal
TXC2: TheMerricat I think there was a field of dreams reference :p
yomidian: this is entirely star wars. remember that monkey island started life as a lucasarts game.
kusinohki: what's the difference hur hur
Mai_Andra: how big is that tangles wad of string?
BrindleBoar: "okay loomer"
sdooweloc314: wonder if the grafiti somehow is a map for the forest
Mai_Andra: too much grog?
Pteraspidomorphi: Same VA too, isn't it?
GredGredmansson: ok, so how do we ruin his life now
yomidian: i saw someone describe the player's role in the monkey island series as being 'guybrush threepwood's intrusive thoughts' and that seems about right
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Leonhart321: Wait, hang on
Spades_Slicc: or any mop handle
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah presumably you get it from a mop?
GredGredmansson: if we can't borrow the whole map; we can borrow a piece of one maybe
saucemaster5000: as many of the same VAs as they could get are back -- the notable exception is lechuck, whose VA is long retired and gave the blessing to the new person
beowuuf: lrrHORN seabatClap
MAPBoardgames: Wally learned his lesson
GredGredmansson: oooh
GerrardUK: Can use the monocle to read the lock in the jail I guess?
MAPBoardgames: The doormat is a map of the shop
TheMerricat: did I see a maze map above the door?
Tandtroll_OG: also true in minecraft
Riiiiiiis: ohoo the thing over the door was interesting
MAPBoardgames: Annoying skull? Murray?
TXC2: is this Clancy Brown?
SilentGuy256: is guybrush telling his son what happened on the ship?
Leonhart321: Fair play to LeChuck. He didn't rrreinstate or add on to the lashes
Riiiiiiis: lines and dots
beowuuf: whatever you do, don't. let threepwood on board
Riiiiiiis: was interesting to me, regarding the grphitti
nevermore913: he said explicly not to let you on board if you get on board she's gonna be in trouble
Sarah_Serinde: I do like the doormat map. The doormap.
sdooweloc314: Time to advance the plot!
MAPBoardgames: Yay! the character wrote it down so the player doesn't have to.
accountmadeforants: That is a real thing, just not usually that easy to find
TheMerricat: actually they do have serial numbers for keys
Zhedor: Kind of it is
SirMorek: unfortunately, very real and actual
Pteraspidomorphi: It's a thing but it's not on the lock
Pteraspidomorphi: (ideally)
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SirMorek: there are locks that have published and fixed binnings
TheMerricat: so at the hospital I worked at before COVID they did actually have the numbers stamped on the insides of the casing of the locks
GerrardUK: Our tool kits at work have the serial numbers on the lock. Helps to work out which key goes iwth which.
MAPBoardgames: Stan's lock is still melted
TXC2: we did it because we could
ReaperTitan152001: no it's true but without the codebook you would take forever to crack
Juliamon: Stan didn't want to be freed anyway
beowuuf: we do what we must, because we can
Howema: locks are worse than you would think, it is entirely possible if you see a car of the same make, model, and year as yours there is a small chance your key will work in their lock. pre-chip keys only
wench_tacular: the adventurer's motto
Thisbymaster: rubbing random objects against other things until they work
TheMerricat: @howema post key chips also have that problem it's just that they also can't start the car
TXC2: Howema I've seen people hack remote car keys :p
Juliamon: Ah, so this is how we get the cook out of the kitchen
Spades_Slicc: Stede?
nyperold: I mean, I can imagine correlating the serial number with a set of trusted individuals so they don't make a key for just ANYBODY, but yeah, being able to make a key for anyone who has a lock's serial number sounds like a bad idea.
beowuuf: big if true
TheMerricat: @nyperold you would be surprised how many bad ideas exist in the security industry. I mean most locks on apartment doors have a master key that can unlock all of them
AquadarK22: @TheMerricat A lot of stores have a master key that opens all their locks. Including the safes.
AquadarK22: Master keys are surprisingly common. Almost like people lose keys all the time.
maxmario9898: man
DarkMorford: One of the books, maybe?
TheMerricat: didn't the fancy pirate also call it hat food?
GredGredmansson: it had "ingredients" in it
MAPBoardgames: Government in action? Or Government inaction?
Spades_Slicc: bobby le flay
Howema: locks mostly just keep honest people honest, security can be a real joke sometimes, take gun "Safes" for example, some you can just pry open without much effort
GredGredmansson: any relation to Morgan Le Flay?
DarkMorford: Try just looking at the book instead of borrowing it?
AquadarK22: @MAPBoardgames is there a difference?
tyrsredritehand: Mystery book?
GredGredmansson: oh we can't
Mai_Andra: Can you give her a book to replace the book you want to borrow?
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GredGredmansson: I think the locksmith also has that purple book
TXC2: "how to steel books" Kappa
DarkMorford: Can we just look at the book instead of asking to borrow it?
Juliamon: ^
GerrardUK: I don't think we checked out the Voodoo shop fully yet.
mozesrw: you could ask the fancy guy
GredGredmansson: @mozesrw we did, he said it was "hot" and had "ingredients in it"
Leonhart321: Boo
Orxolon: Paul!!AND monkey island!? lrrHERE
wench_tacular: maybe just a small crime
Sarah_Serinde: Oh I'm sure we won't be doing any of that
GredGredmansson: nothing about shaving things that AREN'T people
mtvcdm: We will only use this knife to chop onions
TXC2: hello Orxolon welcome
Snowcookies: arson, murder, and jaywalking
Thisbymaster: Would you like to buy an extended Warrenty?
Orxolon: @TXC2 hi! ^^
mtvcdm: Okay, I guess no onions then
Uzumaki15: So is there anything we can do with this knife
GredGredmansson: so we have a very sharp paperweight; got it
Artrarak: we can loom at the knife i suppose?
Pteraspidomorphi: This looks like the leaflet that comes with basically any kitchen appliance these days
Artrarak: or is that someow against TOS too?
beowuuf: spacev7Knife
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Thisbymaster: better than a book
Our_oBoros: True!
GredGredmansson: neato
Pteraspidomorphi: VL is always so helpful
Orxolon: if you have time for crab,you have time for frog XD
nevermore913: it has more legs than a card
tyrsredritehand: Piratey times
Leonhart321: If you have time for grog, you have time for frog
saucemaster5000: It's almost as ribbeting as the lost book
Spades_Slicc: stuck in a bog? time for frog
GredGredmansson: i wonder if these games have multiple solutions
niccus: commonly used when you're about to croak
Sarah_Serinde: @Leonhart321 sergeJustRight
Orxolon: it depends on the frog
nevermore913: i know you wanted a book but i have a frog for you
TXC2: "I give you the gift of looking after this frog"
tyrsredritehand: Who doesn't live frog? On;y evil pirates.
GredGredmansson: good thing we have a pen
BrindleBoar: there's a lot going on here
tyrsredritehand: Personalized forgiveness frog? Engraved frog?
nevermore913: blowing her up seems worse than losing a book
GredGredmansson: or, since we only have 3 options; maybe we don't have it yet
Leonhart321: You think she cares we're doing this literally in front of her?
DarkMorford: This isn't a Jackbox stream, are we allowed to just spam numbers in chat? lrrBEEJ
YeetTheRich_: !findquote gorilla blood
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wench_tacular: le sigh
GredGredmansson: I think we're missing that last detail
Thisbymaster: Time to be a frog poet
MAPBoardgames: I'm back! With lunch.
beowuuf: niceness i think?
GDwarble: I was gonna say it's a good thing she doesn't hold a grudge so we can keep trying this, but we need to do this because she holds a grudge.
SilentGuy256: step one, her name is Carla not Clara
Pteraspidomorphi: I wonder if Otis would know something
They_Are_Alyx: Maybe "you can do better" was a hint?
Getter404: Remind yourself? So you don't do it again and can get another book maybe?
lirazel64: Read the board more?
DarkMorford: Oh, tip of the mic has dipped into shot, Paul.
GerrardUK: It said ONE thing, suggesting that one of the options was wrong.
beowuuf: @Getter404 ^
GredGredmansson: I think it was the last one; we only had 3 options for it as opposed to four
Howema: probably don't know considering only one option had 3 vs 4 on all the others
lirazel64: implemented a reminder?
Leonhart321: Don't worry about it?
Thisbymaster: like you have not found the right answer...
Sarah_Serinde: I feel like telling people good things about her is good? The third one is saying "other people say bad things about you"
GredGredmansson: I think this last one doesn't matter; it's just a goodbyee
Sarah_Serinde: Which might not be flattering
Orxolon: the sword master is governor now?
Getter404: Oh no
lirazel64: Nope.
KenKopin: That sounds like you only got one thing right.
Sarah_Serinde: I interpreted it as one thing wrong
GredGredmansson: is Elaine still around? Maybe she'd know about it
ReaperTitan152001: how about saying you'll try better?
Agnememnon: yeah ONE thing wrong is how I read that
DarkMorford: I read it as "You know ONE thing about me."
They_Are_Alyx: I think "You can do better" was a hint? One of the last options was "I promise to do better".
Orxolon: oh my god,the memories,are rushing back to me,is like they're unblocking !!! XD
Sarah_Serinde: @DarkMorford Yeah that could also be it
AquadarK22: HAve you considered getting her name right? You keep calling her clara when her name is carla. rays3c
SilentGuy256: not related but the museum should be open now
GredGredmansson: its a perfectly cromulent word
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: ive never seen a monkey island game and this is great
Thisbymaster: knife makes things unstuck
Orxolon: @I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo oh,you are gonna love'em,great sense of humor XD
wench_tacular: is the shop in the woods open now?
GredGredmansson: we legally can't use the knife for anything
DarkMorford: @GredGredmansson But we can illegally do all sorts of stuff with it.
GredGredmansson: @DarkMorford no, I mean, we signed a contract
SilentGuy256: that door leads from MI2 to MI1 or something, doesn't it?
Juliamon: GredGredmansson A verbal contract, not particularly binding
GredGredmansson: @Juliamon with a voodoo priestess
Alephred: Is that the way to properly capitalize Melee IRL?
Alephred: *accent, not capitalize
saucemaster5000: yeah, legally binding and magically binding might be different. I don't know, neither a lawyer or a mage
GredGredmansson: *gasp* I'M plunder bunny!
Snowcookies: lol
Juliamon: But also the contract implied we shouldn't be holding it at all, so....
TXC2: "I'm plunder bunny and so is my wife!"
BusTed: I like how the 'melee' on his shirt is backwards when he turns around.
GredGredmansson: she's from 3, right?
DarkMorford: I swear I know this guy's voice, but I can't put my finger on it.
GredGredmansson: SPOILER ALERT
Juliamon: Billy West 100%
DarkMorford: @Juliamon That's it.
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh
Pteraspidomorphi: I was looking for it on google :D Thanks
GredGredmansson: i love the spoiler alert flashing on the screen
beowuuf: that one was o tricky
DarkMorford: God, Billy West is such a good voice actor.
TXC2: he really is
DarkMorford: Trivia card, back shelf
Sarah_Serinde: I've really been enjoying all the voice acting in this
GredGredmansson: there's another parrot somewhere too
saucemaster5000: yeah, I keep looking up the VAs, thinking "oh that's a good performance!"
GredGredmansson: "ambidextrous"
GredGredmansson: i.e. he had hooks on BOTH HANDS
Sarah_Serinde: NotLikeThis
accountmadeforants: @GredGredmansson Or he had one hook and he swapped it between hands
GredGredmansson: @accountmadeforants nope; we met him in the first game
accountmadeforants: Right
Creideiki_SE: And left!
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I totally thought he or the newsletter would tell us something about her
accountmadeforants: !listen
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
Sarah_Serinde: Though I'd still believe that we just didn't pick the right options
GredGredmansson: is there something deeper in the forest?
GerrardUK: Yeah, I would just try different options on the frog.
TXC2: was that sign a place we could go?
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I'd think book
Sarah_Serinde: It's what we're there for
GerrardUK: Probably the line about her being nice.
GredGredmansson: "hard on softness" is something we know about her
Sarah_Serinde: I just think we should say that we say nice things
Sarah_Serinde: The last one feels like a backhanded compliment
Sarah_Serinde: Promise to do better feels good?
GredGredmansson: I think this last one doesn't mean anything
Sarah_Serinde: True :D
Sarah_Serinde: Aww
GredGredmansson: I still think we're missing a detail for that one
saucemaster5000: I now really want the chance to reject someone's frog. Welp, on the bucket list
Desruprot: limesD
TXC2: more sleuthing!
GredGredmansson: maybe someone in the scumm bar
Mangledpixel: "I reject your frog" is just so soul-crushing
DarkMorford: Yeah, definitely reads as "You know something about me. ONE thing."
SilentGuy256: or she is annoyed we only know hard on softness?
GerrardUK: I don't think we tried the top answer for the being nice thing?
ReaperTitan152001: try swapping the mix
Mai_Andra: Yeah, some of these seem like generic answers meaning more information needs to be discovered.
niccus: ah, not a cracker mix, a cracker mix
Thisbymaster: thank you hint lady
GredGredmansson: OH
SilentGuy256: knives the mop for a splinter maybe?
GredGredmansson: HA
TXC2: so bionicals?
sdooweloc314: double the magnification
Mangledpixel: like some sort of... bionicle
josh___something: Double magnify vision!
MAPBoardgames: Can't draw horse armor club
LordZarano: Can't play horse music club!
niccus: a regular diocles
Desruprot: arn't two monacles glasses?
BusTed: Sounds good.
anyavamps: Thanks Paul!
TXC2: thanks for streaming Paul
Riandisa: Thanks for the stream, Paul
mtvcdm: !next
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GapFiller: thanks for streaming Paul
beowuuf: thanks for streaming!
SilentGuy256: good timing. off to bed soon. have a great day
Riiiiiiis: Thanks for the stream Paul
smolfoxbigears: thanks for the stream, can't wait for the next one!
mtvcdm: !youtube
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wench_tacular: thanks for the stream Jim Lad
K0nti0: Thanks good night. kikoskBear
DarkMorford: This was great. Thanks Paul!
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jumping_point: Thank you, Paul! Have a good day!
Snowcookies: thanks for the stream
LordZarano: Fare thee well, Jim Lad!
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TXC2: !next
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Orxolon: thanks for the stream!
TXC2: !events
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Riiiiiiis: When do you continue this stream?
Riiiiiiis: aha!!
smolfoxbigears: oh btw thanks for the streaming schedule on the website! The Twitch one always messes up my timezones
MAPBoardgames: Fireball island? It's in the intro!
GapFiller: Cheer100 YARRR!
TXC2: ok cool, just watched a MASSIVE spider walk into my bedroom :P
jumping_point: @TXC2 Oh no!
Riiiiiiis: TXC2 can you ride it out into the yard?
TXC2: Riiiiiiis it might kill me if I tried :p
emberBecky: o/
GapFiller: bai PAul
TXC2: bye Paul
Snowcookies: bye
Riiiiiiis: bye paul
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
beowuuf: bye
jumping_point: @TXC2 Yikes!
Leonhart321: Bye Paul and everyone
LordZarano: Fine seas t' ye!
Mollylele: bye paul
TXC2: so long Leonhart321 stay safe
Mangledpixel: may t' wind be ever at ye back!
jumping_point: Good day/night everyone!
jumping_point: @TXC2 pls don't let the spider eat you.
TXC2: I'll be fine, spiders and I have an understanding
beowuuf: sergeHi
Juliamon: They stay still, you place a cup over them and slide a card underneath and escort them outside?
SnackPak_: lrrSIG
beowuuf: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
GapFiller: TXC2 is this anything like the Warriors of Darkness and Steve
GapFiller: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG nalvNote nalvNote nalvNote
Juliamon: Time for TUNES
TXC2: GapFiller yes
Juliamon: Can't Sing About Horses Club
SnackPak_: Juliamon I was in the middle of typing the same thing
GapFiller: jlrrCooltunes jlrrCooltunes jlrrCooltunes nalvJam nalvJam nalvJam
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Can't Draw Horses Club is LIVE! Today @apsalar and @molly23 are making music http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/FdCyjLcacAAbtRG.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1571952593009774592
Sethalidos: I found a Wolf Spider in my bathroom last week and had to use that method to remove it
Juliamon: It's the kindest method for everyone involved, nobody has to die.
beowuuf: wolf spider should be a space marine chapter
TXC2: here we GO!
beowuuf: horse!
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
TXC2: Hello Cori and Molly
beowuuf: hey cori! hey molly!
mtvcdm: Can we sing a horse?
Riiiiiiis: hest (horse in danish!)
Riiiiiiis: HI Molly Lewis
beowuuf: SingsNote legally distinct bells
TXC2: you can't copyright a cord Kappa
tyrsredritehand: Hi Molly Lewis
Juliamon: No slouch
Juliamon: No shrimpin
TXC2: one jiggle
smolfoxbigears: Uhh I just dug up my microkorg
beowuuf: t h e g i z m o
SnackPak_: ooo gizmo
beowuuf: oh, bad ideas are the best ideas
tyrsredritehand: Beware the 50/50
beowuuf: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
bytecaster: Can we really be trusted with that much power though?
Juliamon: oooh
TehAmelie: what's happening? extra horses?
beowuuf: @bytecaster trust is such a specific and troubling word...
TXC2: TehAmelie music this week
smolfoxbigears: the ableton push is really fun to use. So intuitive
beowuuf: @TehAmelie musical 90 second horse club commercial track
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
Riiiiiiis: slightly low
LordZarano: Could be a little louder
RomanGoro: Pretty low, specially compared to Molly's voice
bytecaster: What is the horse of music even?
TehAmelie: beating a dead horse eh
mtvcdm: Does a horse make these sounds? Neigh
SnackPak_: ableton likes to be very loud
TehAmelie: or a live horse? not sure which is better
TXC2: yeah that's better
tyrsredritehand: Sounds good
Riiiiiiis: this is good
beowuuf: @bytecaster kan-nay west
LordZarano: Seems good
Riiiiiiis: molly could be a little lower
Riiiiiiis: just to get stuff set up
smolfoxbigears: Did you also raise the volume of your mic? that seems to be kinda loud now
Brozard: Molly, what's the full quote on your desk? "...what you are, bury what you are not"?
bytecaster: A true classic
josh___something: Where sound cloud
TXC2: so this stream brought to us by dandygeek is what i'm hearing
They_Are_Alyx: Bus Is Coming
Brozard: That chicken track was great
josh___something: Thank you @Sarah_Serinde
bytecaster: Being protected from upsetting art sure is a first for horse club, huh?
Mangledpixel: boop
TXC2: welcome back Mangledpixel
Mangledpixel: heeeeey Molly
beowuuf: sergeHi
Riiiiiiis: hey M-pi
josh___something: Usually we're unwillingly inflicted with upsetting art
Riiiiiiis: M-Pix :-)
SnackPak_: funky
asthanius: Is this what the kids call “getting down”?