saucemaster5000: yeah, I keep looking up the VAs, thinking "oh that's a good performance!"
GredGredmansson: "ambidextrous"
GredGredmansson: i.e. he had hooks on BOTH HANDS
Sarah_Serinde: NotLikeThis
accountmadeforants: @GredGredmansson Or he had one hook and he swapped it between hands
GredGredmansson: @accountmadeforants nope; we met him in the first game
accountmadeforants: Right
Creideiki_SE: And left!
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I totally thought he or the newsletter would tell us something about her
accountmadeforants: !listen
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
Sarah_Serinde: Though I'd still believe that we just didn't pick the right options
GredGredmansson: is there something deeper in the forest?
GerrardUK: Yeah, I would just try different options on the frog.
TXC2: was that sign a place we could go?
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I'd think book
Sarah_Serinde: It's what we're there for
GerrardUK: Probably the line about her being nice.
GredGredmansson: "hard on softness" is something we know about her
Sarah_Serinde: I just think we should say that we say nice things
Sarah_Serinde: The last one feels like a backhanded compliment
Sarah_Serinde: Promise to do better feels good?
GredGredmansson: I think this last one doesn't mean anything
Sarah_Serinde: True :D
Sarah_Serinde: Aww
GredGredmansson: I still think we're missing a detail for that one
saucemaster5000: I now really want the chance to reject someone's frog. Welp, on the bucket list
Desruprot: limesD
TXC2: more sleuthing!
GredGredmansson: maybe someone in the scumm bar
Mangledpixel: "I reject your frog" is just so soul-crushing
DarkMorford: Yeah, definitely reads as "You know something about me. ONE thing."
SilentGuy256: or she is annoyed we only know hard on softness?
GerrardUK: I don't think we tried the top answer for the being nice thing?
ReaperTitan152001: try swapping the mix
Mai_Andra: Yeah, some of these seem like generic answers meaning more information needs to be discovered.
niccus: ah, not a cracker mix, a cracker mix
Thisbymaster: thank you hint lady
GredGredmansson: OH
SilentGuy256: knives the mop for a splinter maybe?
GredGredmansson: HA
TXC2: so bionicals?
sdooweloc314: double the magnification
Mangledpixel: like some sort of... bionicle
josh___something: Double magnify vision!
MAPBoardgames: Can't draw horse armor club
LordZarano: Can't play horse music club!
niccus: a regular diocles
Desruprot: arn't two monacles glasses?
BusTed: Sounds good.
anyavamps: Thanks Paul!
TXC2: thanks for streaming Paul
Riandisa: Thanks for the stream, Paul
mtvcdm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Can't Draw Horses Club (Join Cori, and a rotating cast of guests as they draw horses and stuff (Horses not Guaranteed). Game: Art Stream) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (5m from now).
GapFiller: thanks for streaming Paul
beowuuf: thanks for streaming!
SilentGuy256: good timing. off to bed soon. have a great day
Riiiiiiis: Thanks for the stream Paul
smolfoxbigears: thanks for the stream, can't wait for the next one!
mtvcdm: !youtube
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wench_tacular: thanks for the stream Jim Lad
K0nti0: Thanks good night. kikoskBear
DarkMorford: This was great. Thanks Paul!
mtvcdm: !patreon
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jumping_point: Thank you, Paul! Have a good day!
Snowcookies: thanks for the stream
LordZarano: Fare thee well, Jim Lad!
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TXC2: !next
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Orxolon: thanks for the stream!
TXC2: !events
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Riiiiiiis: When do you continue this stream?
Riiiiiiis: aha!!
smolfoxbigears: oh btw thanks for the streaming schedule on the website! The Twitch one always messes up my timezones
MAPBoardgames: Fireball island? It's in the intro!
GapFiller: Cheer100 YARRR!
TXC2: ok cool, just watched a MASSIVE spider walk into my bedroom :P
jumping_point: @TXC2 Oh no!
Riiiiiiis: TXC2 can you ride it out into the yard?
TXC2: Riiiiiiis it might kill me if I tried :p
emberBecky: o/
GapFiller: bai PAul
TXC2: bye Paul
Snowcookies: bye
Riiiiiiis: bye paul
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
beowuuf: bye
jumping_point: @TXC2 Yikes!
Leonhart321: Bye Paul and everyone
LordZarano: Fine seas t' ye!
Mollylele: bye paul
TXC2: so long Leonhart321 stay safe
Mangledpixel: may t' wind be ever at ye back!
jumping_point: Good day/night everyone!
jumping_point: @TXC2 pls don't let the spider eat you.
TXC2: I'll be fine, spiders and I have an understanding
beowuuf: sergeHi
Juliamon: They stay still, you place a cup over them and slide a card underneath and escort them outside?
SnackPak_: lrrSIG
beowuuf: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
GapFiller: TXC2 is this anything like the Warriors of Darkness and Steve
GapFiller: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG nalvNote nalvNote nalvNote
Juliamon: Time for TUNES
TXC2: GapFiller yes
Juliamon: Can't Sing About Horses Club
SnackPak_: Juliamon I was in the middle of typing the same thing
GapFiller: jlrrCooltunes jlrrCooltunes jlrrCooltunes nalvJam nalvJam nalvJam
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Can't Draw Horses Club is LIVE! Today @apsalar and @molly23 are making music 📷 ||
Sethalidos: I found a Wolf Spider in my bathroom last week and had to use that method to remove it
Juliamon: It's the kindest method for everyone involved, nobody has to die.
beowuuf: wolf spider should be a space marine chapter
TXC2: here we GO!
beowuuf: horse!
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
TXC2: Hello Cori and Molly
beowuuf: hey cori! hey molly!
mtvcdm: Can we sing a horse?
Riiiiiiis: hest (horse in danish!)
Riiiiiiis: HI Molly Lewis
beowuuf: SingsNote legally distinct bells
TXC2: you can't copyright a cord Kappa
tyrsredritehand: Hi Molly Lewis
Juliamon: No slouch
Juliamon: No shrimpin
TXC2: one jiggle
smolfoxbigears: Uhh I just dug up my microkorg
beowuuf: t h e g i z m o
SnackPak_: ooo gizmo
beowuuf: oh, bad ideas are the best ideas
tyrsredritehand: Beware the 50/50
beowuuf: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
bytecaster: Can we really be trusted with that much power though?
Juliamon: oooh
TehAmelie: what's happening? extra horses?
beowuuf: @bytecaster trust is such a specific and troubling word...
TXC2: TehAmelie music this week
smolfoxbigears: the ableton push is really fun to use. So intuitive
beowuuf: @TehAmelie musical 90 second horse club commercial track
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
Riiiiiiis: slightly low
LordZarano: Could be a little louder
RomanGoro: Pretty low, specially compared to Molly's voice
bytecaster: What is the horse of music even?
TehAmelie: beating a dead horse eh
mtvcdm: Does a horse make these sounds? Neigh
SnackPak_: ableton likes to be very loud
TehAmelie: or a live horse? not sure which is better
TXC2: yeah that's better
tyrsredritehand: Sounds good
Riiiiiiis: this is good
beowuuf: @bytecaster kan-nay west
LordZarano: Seems good
Riiiiiiis: molly could be a little lower
Riiiiiiis: just to get stuff set up
smolfoxbigears: Did you also raise the volume of your mic? that seems to be kinda loud now
Brozard: Molly, what's the full quote on your desk? "...what you are, bury what you are not"?
bytecaster: A true classic
josh___something: Where sound cloud
TXC2: so this stream brought to us by dandygeek is what i'm hearing
They_Are_Alyx: Bus Is Coming
Brozard: That chicken track was great
josh___something: Thank you @Sarah_Serinde
bytecaster: Being protected from upsetting art sure is a first for horse club, huh?
Mangledpixel: boop
TXC2: welcome back Mangledpixel
Mangledpixel: heeeeey Molly
beowuuf: sergeHi
Riiiiiiis: hey M-pi
josh___something: Usually we're unwillingly inflicted with upsetting art
Riiiiiiis: M-Pix :-)
SnackPak_: funky
asthanius: Is this what the kids call “getting down”?
TXC2: that sounds like the bass for Frog rap
mtvcdm: Have we taken it upon ourselves to create the sequel to Dropmix
Alephred: I see a Switch crammed in the back.
Alephred: And the cup of tiny hands!
SnackPak_: I love a good resonant filter
mtvcdm: !addquote (Molly) [now] Come on down to our noiseaporium.
LRRbot: New quote #8237: "Come on down to our noiseaporium." —Molly [2022-09-19]
Mangledpixel: resonance, maybe
Sunidesus: It sounds vaguely TARDISy
Shawn5961: Come on down to Oswalds Oscillator Emporium. We've got your LFOs, we've got your VCOs.
BusTed: Now the motorcycle is tiny.
TXC2: remember those tubes you could get that made that slide-y noise?
mtvcdm: I did not know I needed a three-hour Cori/Molly musical shitpost in my life but here we are
Alephred: This grid of unlabelled buttons that change colours is like sorcery.
TXC2: as we said it's a music shitpost, and if there's one thing horses do it's shit :p
smolfoxbigears: I'm pretty sure a certain horse associated narcotic is often found in spaces where these sounds play regularly
Riiiiiiis: No no, it's appreciated! It's been more than a month since i heard the audiobooks
beowuuf: !venga
LRRbot: WARNING. WARNING. WARNING. No refuge. Encountered an assailant 「VENGA BUS」 Be attitude for gains... 1: Like to party. 2: Just around the corner. 3: Interstate free disco.
Mangledpixel: Can't Draw Horses Club brought to you on the Sub-Ether Waveband, broadcasting around the Galaxy, around the clock
josh___something: poor cello
Mangledpixel: Horse Tools
Riiiiiiis: @Mangledpixel Chefs kiss
RoeDent89: Can't Compose Horses Club
beowuuf: will this music be in the genre of clip-clop?
josh___something: I guess you technically aren't *drawing* horses
RoeDent89: Booo!!!
mtvcdm: This being a stream where we are, in fact, ostensibly learning to do various art things and playing around with it... do we have any children's-recorder sounds we can use?
TXC2: mtvcdm don't you drag Ian into this Kappa
mtvcdm: Clop?
TXC2: a horse playing the harp is what I'm looking for
Riiiiiiis: horde bell?
Mangledpixel: a lot of the very ambient synthy sounds are being filtered out for the stream, unfortunately
Riiiiiiis: horse!
SnackPak_: triplets have a galloping feel
jacqui_lantern234: oh, look! its a beautiful group of friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!! <3
Jean_Jacques_EB: marimba
LordZarano: Harp sounds good no matter how you play it
TXC2: hello jacqui_lantern234 welcome
smolfoxbigears: you could also throw a bunch of horse related sounds in a simplar and do all kinds of fun things with that
Riiiiiiis: is that like grille seabass?
mtvcdm: Oh, a bugle how about. The instrument they use to call everyone to post in horse racing.
Molladia: Hey It's Mondays with Huell!! Yay
jacqui_lantern234: a big big? do you mean a BIG BIG BIG?! :p
smolfoxbigears: do you have an expired trial version active right now? That would explain the current behaviour
smolfoxbigears: Some devices come with a trial for a bigger version and lite seperatly
graal_smith: I mean, it really depends on how often you do FTL travel.
Boopity: Oh my goood, Can't draw horses is doing music!? Amazing!
smolfoxbigears: ouh and if you have a license for lite 10 it wont work in 11 I think
Molladia: Bless you
bytecaster: Not being able to export creations (or only watermarked versions) is a classic "test/free" version limitation, sadly
Riiiiiiis: I think a lot of the low freq sounds from Molly doesn't come through the stream
graal_smith: What's the musical equivalent to can't draw horses? Can't sing arias?
SnackPak_: in my version of ableton 10 lite, exporting midi is ctrl + shift + E, if that helps
Juliamon: yeah I think the lower stuff's getting soundgated
Juliamon: ooh there's the good bass
Riiiiiiis: oh yeah
Riiiiiiis: thanks
EricTheOrange: mmmm tasty bass noodles
smolfoxbigears: I love the microkorg so much. The whole power of 2000s synthpop at your fingertips
EricTheOrange: ooooh tiny hand.
SnackPak_: cucko is great
smolfoxbigears: do you have a mic for the vocoder?
EricTheOrange: tiny hand to play tiny violin.
TXC2: oh we VERY 80's now
jacqui_lantern234: @SnackPak_ youre great!!!
SnackPak_: nooo, I got got again!
EricTheOrange: oooh can you play the original playstation startup noise?
Boopity: Are we going to be composing a horse today?
smolfoxbigears: If you were to buy ableton its usually worth to wait for a sale. I managed to get it for like a third of the normal price late in the v10 lifecycle
EricTheOrange: I mean I was born in the early 80s so ya know
TXC2: fun fact that startup noise only has 2 notes
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah that caught my attention :D
jacqui_lantern234: tiltyhEXTREME
Electrodyne: Ur-quans are coming
Riiiiiiis: I like that Horse Club is usually a visual assault - but not today!
smolfoxbigears: I can imagine myself on a dance floor where that would play at some point throughout the night
Boopity: @Riiiiiiis That kinda leads to the natural conclusion of auditory assault
EricTheOrange: well here's the first result on google for "original playstation startup sound"
SnackPak_: good start
Riiiiiiis: sounds great
smolfoxbigears: I usually go bass - drums - lead, the bass does so much for the feel of the beat
Molladia: Lets start with the original Zeta Shift intro, and modify from there...
jessieimproved: idk i'm here for it
BusTed: tqsShrug
TXC2: EricTheOrange oh yeah that's the stuff
SnackPak_: it's not a mistake if you do it twice
Jean_Jacques_EB: I see tiny hands!
EricTheOrange: I see your pen holder is full of additional tiny hands.
LordHybridToxic: sometimes that accidental stuff makes a track better
Boopity: @EricTheOrange One must always have additional tiny hands
jessieimproved: @EricTheOrange ahhh I'm ready to play FF9
Molladia: CTRL+ Scroll wheel?
smolfoxbigears: I use numblock +/- to zoom
TXC2: jessieimproved for me that sound is followed by Crash team racing
EricTheOrange: that is a very crunchy clap
Riiiiiiis: can we get a regular crispy sound ?
LurkerSpine: Cheer100 horsifying beat
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
Boopity: *instantly loses the ability to read*
EricTheOrange: my potato internet can't read faces much less text.
TXC2: ^
josh___something: cool switch
Molladia: Bass is coming
josh___something: I think
Riiiiiiis: I would think you should be able to do that
TXC2: Damn Cori
SnackPak_: yo!
Boopity: Ooooh!
EricTheOrange: just layers on layers of beats
BusTed: Perfect. No notes.
Mangledpixel: benginDance
TXC2: Cori out here making Sega mega drive soundtracks
jessieimproved: this is the beat at the weird alien bar you stumbled into after crashing
beowuuf: iso 15015 banger compliant
EricTheOrange: Horse bangers has a much different meaning in US english VS English English.
JadedCynic: @EricTheOrange yeah, I got hungry at the mention
TXC2: sure we're cool
josh___something: wait, we're cool?
JadedCynic: UK English
jessieimproved: til i'm cool
Riiiiiiis: I like Session IPA.... is that good enough?
TXC2: EricTheOrange a number of UK people have probably had horse bangers :p
EricTheOrange: @JadedCynic ah yes UK English, that would have been a better way to say that.
smolfoxbigears: I've been using ableton almost daily for 4 years now and I think I can count the combined hours in arrangement view on one hand
smolfoxbigears: Session just does it all
Sethalidos: hort dance doctor
EricTheOrange: aww you wanna get rid of the phone call
Boopity: Me making a banger, going to sleep and then waking up excited to hear it again only to find out I played it up in my head
TXC2: I can SEE the 2d side scroller this beat goes to :p
smolfoxbigears: The outline should represent what parts of the interface are currently reflected on your push
EricTheOrange: "cave texture" as the name of an instrument is funny to me.
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: actualy a thing though :(
TXC2: sporse
tyrsredritehand: We are getting somewhere
bytecaster: Why not both?
tyrsredritehand: Groovy
EricTheOrange: I'm sad to report their is a brand of bbike called space horse which is making it hard for me to find pictures of space horses on google.
TXC2: keep going
josh___something: it is
Riiiiiiis: audio is being received
SnackPak_: lure the audience in
LambMower: Gotta save the drums for the *drop*
tyrsredritehand: Then hit em wit drums
Boopity: Maximum SPACE!
LambMower: Idk, in my experience the more space the better
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: nice
bytecaster: Gotta lull the listener into a false sense of security and then the aggressive drums hit extra hard.
tyrsredritehand: reminiscent of road quest
LambMower: Maybe it's time to automate that space
Mangledpixel: space hates you
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: in space no one can hear you stream
josh___something: Well, not with that attitude
bytecaster: In space nobody can hear you neigh
josh___something: I'm sure we can find a lovely space bear
TXC2: !addquote (Molly Lewis) [now] You can't be riding bareback in space.
LRRbot: New quote #8238: "You can't be riding bareback in space." —Molly Lewis [2022-09-19]
LambMower: That's when the horse is getting really close
RatekStormcrow: Actually Only 19 People died in space (as far as is publicly known, military missions are a bit confidential)
Brozard: Horse Force
Mangledpixel: the Horse Corps
bytecaster: Engage the horse drive!
ContingentCat: of course
SnackPak_: of course
Riiiiiiis: Horse Force 19
TXC2: Horse Force HF1
smolfoxbigears: more like horse force up to 127
EricTheOrange: Google says the mortality rate of space travel is 3.2% which is like a million times that of air travel
Riiiiiiis: Are there planets with rings made of horses??
TXC2: horse go to moon?
bytecaster: If you get kicked by a horse in space, you never stop.
smolfoxbigears: but if you get kicked by a horse in space you go for quite a bit
BusTed: That is a cool visual.
Brozard: Close Encounters of the Equine
Riiiiiiis: wink wink
Mangledpixel: I could. Does not mean that I will.
bytecaster: Is the Horse Force a clone army?
TXC2: Mangledpixel so you'll stop to think if you should? Kappa
Riiiiiiis: Soar like a majestic horse
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: we've all been there...
SajuukSjet: i await this Cirque du Soleil / LRR / Molly crossover event
TXC2: "london I can't hear you!"
RatekStormcrow: @LoadingReadyRun will you make a contest to write Lyrics ?
Boopity: This track is taking us on an adventure!
TXC2: a space horse adventure
Riiiiiiis: I'm sure you're totally welcome to write lyrics :-)
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART
TXC2: hello RandomTrivia welcome
Riiiiiiis: Hi Random friend
Sethalidos: thanks Cori I legit almost forgot
LambMower: Theremin time?
mtvcdm: Bugle.
Riiiiiiis: ohh yeah, something long and thin
mtvcdm: A bugle is a good horse instrument.
Riiiiiiis: brass brass brass
TXC2: Cori is seeing some things
bytecaster: Is that just a person screaming?
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: precussive chello?
SajuukSjet: sampled from the Primal Scream Therapy group :P
tyrsredritehand: Feat the wrath of Buttstallion
CAKHost: Who's desk are we looking at?
Riiiiiiis: the train is coming
Alephred: This is Molly's desk.
TXC2: CAKHost Molly's
CAKHost: Thanks!
TXC2: I vote for the train horn as a piano like noise
Riiiiiiis: Horse salad?
Boopity: There's very little management in that anger Kappa
TXC2: this is some last level sonic noise this is
mtvcdm: The manager went out a window
bytecaster: I feel like this would not help with anger management but only make the problem worse
jessieimproved: It sounds like an android blowing a raspberry at me
RandomTrivia: That sound has some good stank
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
Riiiiiiis: jessieimproved that extremely specific
CAKHost: The thing I always do with sounds is try the Jaws theme. I don't know how well that will work with "anger management"
TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and Molly
Riiiiiiis: Night TXC2
beowuuf: night
CAKHost: Goodnight, TXC2!
RandomTrivia: Goodnight TXC2!
RandomTrivia: sergeModLove
beowuuf: wb
mtvcdm: What up party horseeeeeeeeeees
CAKHost: Horse
RandomTrivia: "My Lovely Horse"?
CAKHost: The Whole Horse
beowuuf: space fhorse
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mtvcdm: My Horse Boyfriend
tyrsredritehand: Space horse corps
EricTheOrange: 90 seconds? how long is the CDHC opening?
mtvcdm: Well, this would be for ad breaks.
tyrsredritehand: That is a good foundation.
beowuuf: flawless
josh___something: Why am there bitcrushed frog
EricTheOrange: gotta answer that call. the call of horses.
mtvcdm: It gets to the end and it's just 'bus is coming'.
RandomTrivia: Not with that attitude!
flibx0r: I'm just here for the HorseStep
SquareDotCube: it sounds... nice
SajuukSjet: nice!
RandomTrivia: That's the runic circle to summon the ghost of Buxtehude lrrBEEJ
mtvcdm: !addquote (Cori) [now] I'm more inclined to go with the fun bleep-bloops before getting into anger management and/or punishing a cello.
LRRbot: New quote #8239: "I'm more inclined to go with the fun bleep-bloops before getting into anger management and/or punishing a cello." —Cori [2022-09-19]
NextLevelTabletop: A minor! GOAT key
EricTheOrange: brioche? well now I'm hungry.
Lazarus2511: F
CAKHost: Stuff was happening?
tyrsredritehand: Thank you Marvin.
Mangledpixel: but does your sounding chamber coherantize the sound?
Lazarus2511: gotta slap that bass...I mean cello
MrQBear: That makes me think of the vidalectrix sound
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHA
mtvcdm: MOLLY
RandomTrivia: benginO7
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: :D
Lazarus2511: ;D
jessieimproved: Awww, I was too old for Rugrats but I still loved it, my very-much little sister watched it
EricTheOrange: pop song chords
KeytarCat: Bounce means export in audio, and I don't like it
flibx0r: Damn you Johann Pachelbel
EvilBadman: Ice cream is I vi IV V; axis is I V vi IV
SnackPak_: and I think Beej uses I V IV (x2)
LordZarano: Beej doesn't actually do the ice cream chords at DB. It's the Million Dollar chords, i.e. the chords from If I Had A Million Dollars
RandomTrivia: Yeah the "i" is silent
EvilBadman: I couldn't recall the Beej Variation™
RandomTrivia: ( lrrBEEJ )
Brozard: LUL
beowuuf: lrrWOW
Lord_Hosk: that is like a horse
EricTheOrange: just DESTROY the Cello
RandomTrivia: A R T
josh___something: That's so angry
Juliamon: That is... the most Cori thing I've ever heard
Riiiiiiis: I have danced to that at 8 in the morning
Alephred: Aggressive!
SquareDotCube: let the cellos hit the floor
Lazarus2511: :D
Lazarus2511: but would it kill a horse?
RandomTrivia: O_o
EricTheOrange: That sounds like you are using a cello as a percussion instrument instead of a string instument.
josh___something: Murder live on stream?
mtvcdm: That can be our bugle.
SnackPak_: only succeeded at it
ContingentCat: needs some skwank yesss
tyrsredritehand: silk
mtvcdm: There
flibx0r: I watched a few videos by David Bennett Piano on YouTube, he described how common chord progressions worked in terms of tension, conflict and release, it really helped me understand
tyrsredritehand: bwa bwa bwa
Brozard: very regal
TheAinMAP: escher3DOOT escher3DOOT escher3DOOT
SnackPak_: really clomp down on those keys
RandomTrivia: It's important to pound your horns to get enough velocity out of them lrrBEEJ
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
RandomTrivia: That beat gets me every time
Riiiiiiis: it killed Cori
Lazarus2511: SingsNote SingsNote SingsNote duDudu duDudu
EricTheOrange: Sounds like Kenshiro is using a cello as a training dummy
mtvcdm: This is it. Music is over. We've completed music.
Riiiiiiis: It's perfect. Stop the stream!
Boopity: They did it, they solved music!
maxthefourth: benginJam
MrQBear: wait, i thought about this sounding like an rpg maker song, but now I'm specifically thinking of lisa the painful rpg.
josh___something: It's killing ME XD
flibx0r: y'all are quickly approaching the TumblePunk genre
Juliamon: im dying squirtle
mtvcdm: That part just keeps getting me
RandomTrivia: ^
flibx0r: expand the genre! more instruments in more laundry machines!
EricTheOrange: yeah the cello is quitye loud
SnackPak_: it's so much all at once
josh___something: LUL
maxthefourth: cello needs to chill-o
josh___something: I'm about die to a cello-chine gun
Riiiiiiis: is this cellos vs horn in a real fight in the park??
EricTheOrange: destroy a cello and then take a call
RandomTrivia: Wait that's the sound (or VERY similar) used in some of the GP roadtrip soundtrack from Friday Nights
RandomTrivia: Thanks brain
mtvcdm: What have we done
RandomTrivia: They fell off the back of the car crash
LambMower: Some big Brodyquest vibes happening here
beowuuf: "we"?
josh___something: Can we give the beats back
DandyGeek: Uhh let me know if y’all want some samples of Ian’s voice.
EvilBadman: Nice of y'all to have Kazooie guest on he track
Riiiiiiis: maybe we can get the company to recall them for destruction
josh___something: ExCUSE? @DandyGeek
SquareDotCube: antique car horn?
Riiiiiiis: a-wooo-ga for the exit?
EricTheOrange: As opposed to dead bees?
SnackPak_: I would
DandyGeek: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
EvilBadman: Beads?
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
SquareDotCube: phaser effect!
tyrsredritehand: sergeJustRight
Nigouki: TED Talk auditorium only instead of Bill Gates releasing mosquitos it's BEEEEEEEEES
BusTed: Imagine a dark hall...
josh___something: What's this song's kill count... It's killed the hosts at least thrice
mtvcdm: Live bees in a cave
Lazarus2511: excellent
mtvcdm: Spectral bees
RandomTrivia: Excellent
TheAinMAP: escher3BEE
flibx0r: Molly is trying to contact us from the Upside Down
RandomTrivia: I can hear the arms stretched wide in the sound :D
Boopity: I'm sorry, what is this Ian bee clip from?
BusTed: An inevitability.
josh___something: It's because it IS
Mangledpixel: ok, fine:
mtvcdm: There's always the chance chat will shrug its shoulders and go 'yeah, sounds about right for this show'.
Riiiiiiis: @Mangledpixel Yeahhhh
josh___something: @Mangledpixel YES!!!!
DandyGeek: It’s a skeletor clip, I think. Possibly Bone Santa
RandomTrivia: @Mangledpixel sergeJustRight
Mollylele: ö7
BusTed: benginO7
RandomTrivia: benginO7
josh___something: It's beatiful
flibx0r: o7
SnackPak_: o7
josh___something: Isn't it?
KeytarCat: is it not?
Mangledpixel: it's a racetrack!
SquareDotCube: HORCE FORSE!
mtvcdm: It is
flibx0r: is it not, with that shadow?
SajuukSjet: >D
DandyGeek: there’s a space horse on the ring :ooo
Mangledpixel: or a very small planet
josh___something: That's the Dreadnaught Horse
Riiiiiiis: It's a small planet
josh___something: Guardians need to commit regicide on that horse
Mangledpixel: technically the planet is 1m in diameter
Mangledpixel: which means both the planet and the horse are very small
Riiiiiiis: then it's bot a small planet and a small horse!
mtvcdm: Can't Draw Horses Club: Live Bees, Honeybees
SquareDotCube: turns out Horsehead Nebula's just a normal nebula, Hubble caught the shadow of the space horse
SajuukSjet: GE might be getting in contact with you then :P
beowuuf: a dream, aye, to some. a nightmare to others
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
EvilBadman: Can't Draw Horses Club - basically Morpheus from Sandman
Mangledpixel: benginDance
tyrsredritehand: So something is going to happen
beowuuf: raymmuFISHFLOSS2
Riiiiiiis: can it be on fire?
SquareDotCube: like tooting a horn in an oil barrel
serramarkov: Better to toot the horn in a barrel, than to toot in the barrel.
johnny: ouch
RandomTrivia: We need to work this into the Zeta intro somehow
josh___something: So, we're not even masking the fact that we're trying to kill someone
johnny: <3
Mangledpixel: "It's not my fault, officer, noone stopped me!"
josh___something: uh oh
tyrsredritehand: great beat
johnny: it is... better
johnny: ha
josh___something: Cello murder needs more murder
johnny: amazing
RandomTrivia: Closest is probably the Typewriter :D
RandomTrivia: As in, Leroy Anderson's piece, The Typewriter as the closest thing to "fax machine beats"
Mangledpixel: break things, commercially
RandomTrivia: I'm terrified of the moment Cori makes good on her promise
beowuuf: promise / threat
beowuuf: wb
SquareDotCube: oh. no.
mtvcdm: But what if more?
mtvcdm: The question for this music is always 'but what if more?'
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SnackPak_: what if we go up to 140 bpm? sergeSnerge
ElementalAlchemist: Hello friends
mtvcdm: I like 60 better than 80
beowuuf: spacev7Butt
johnny: why does it keep getting better the slower it is?
ianmcellin: Sounds great! Basically depeche mode
johnny: oh no
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
beowuuf: sergeJustRight
RandomTrivia: It's stretched the voice recording :D
Xan_The_Quiet: that reverb immediately makes me want to listen to close to the edit by art of noies
mtvcdm: Okay, so if it keeps getting better as it gets slower.... 10 bpm. All the way.
johnny: gird your loins!
MrQBear: I kinda hope this will be something we can hear in a variety of bpms, like a ... horseplaylist
beowuuf: 1bpw
josh___something: Why do the horns sound like someone got trapped in vocoder hell
MrQBear: french horn section mute legato fits the tmnt cadence
Lord_ZYRK: You've never brunched in Hell
ContingentCat: what would eggs of satan sound like?
clapassmedia69: yo wsp
mtvcdm: @ContingentCat Ironically, "beeees! liiiivvveeee beeeees!"
johnny: really smooth eggs
mtvcdm: do it
johnny: a very nice french omlette
mtvcdm: Once you say something is terrible you gotta do it
johnny: uum
Riiiiiiis: very industrial
mtvcdm: 'you. gimme a buck. i played some drums.'
ContingentCat: hi dandy geek
DEATHlikescats: Aww thanks Ben!
niccus: tossed salads and sataned eggs
Riiiiiiis: Is ripping ass like ripping a shirt? Kappa
niccus: try the same b flat but 3 octaves down
Lord_ZYRK: The Music from Below, which is resultant of eating Eggs of Satan
SnackPak_: I've always thoughts of farts as major
ContingentCat: I think Satan's farts are major
niccus: fart is like a hurricane,
SquareDotCube: explosive farts
EricTheOrange: life is like a ...
jessieimproved: Hard to Handle: Fart mode
DEATHlikescats: Ah life is like a hurricane
RatekStormcrow: here in DUck Burg
KenKopin: Here in, Duckburg!
RatekStormcrow: YES !
Lord_ZYRK: Ass is like a hurricane / here in Fartburg
Electrodyne: racecars, leaders, aeroplanes
KriegerSan: what have I stumbled onto
SquareDotCube: Duckfarts, *raspberries*
Electrodyne: lasers
mtvcdm: This is the NES port of a game that was on eight difference systems including the Spectrum VX
DEATHlikescats: It’s a duck blur!
xantos69: So hey... just got here. What are we working on?
ContingentCat: @KriegerSan this is can't draw horses club, where we do art that may or may not involve horses
Riiiiiiis: rumbling tummy
KenKopin: Crounchy
Juliamon: oh that's a wet one
RandomTrivia: Oh that STANKS
empyreon: the LINGER on that
mtvcdm: A synthesizer just vomited.
josh___something: We're making music violence
r10pez10: "
DEATHlikescats: Splort goodness
r10pez10: "do" 'art"
RandomTrivia: sergeCrimes
RandomTrivia: So many sergeCrimes
DEATHlikescats: lrrHERE
mtvcdm: Well, it's not ideal, but we have deviled eggs at least, can we also hear the blues a-calling with tossed salad?
MrQBear: Ooh. Zelda 2
RandomTrivia: There's that classic NES-era JRPG sound
mtvcdm: But thou must!
Sethalidos: sounds like a temple theme from Adventures of Link
EricTheOrange: Yeah this sound makes me think zelda 2
EvilBadman: Oh yeah very Village in Zelda 2 soundscape
Mai_Andra: we playing Zelda 2?
KeytarCat: @mtvcdm I just loaded a dragon warrior rando onto my phone for a trip!
RandomTrivia: Pffft HypeLUL
DEATHlikescats: This and a boa nova beat would put me right back into nostalgia mode
BusTed: Super Mario Land!
RandomTrivia: Aw yiss
Juliamon: oh HELL yeah
RatekStormcrow: Buble Boblle
Juliamon: that's some good Game Boy
EvilBadman: Mappy land?
EvilBadman: lol
DEATHlikescats: You cannot get ye flask
Sethalidos: @DEATHlikescats but thou must
RandomTrivia: I love that my brain just filled in the other 2 lines for the last minute
EvilBadman: Wait no, the mario gameboy game.
Raincoast_Bear: Ah. Can't compose horses. Wil Ms. Molly. Hi Molly!
Boopity: What is chiptune if not getting punched
BusTed: This sounds like a Homestar Runner theme.
mtvcdm: Chaaaarge!
Raincoast_Bear: Hockey arena music!
DEATHlikescats: Very Homestarrunner
mtvcdm: It can't be a hockey game, there's no Imagine Dragons
RandomTrivia: l i i i i v e ... b e e e e e e s
niccus: did your synth just get haunted
DEATHlikescats: @randomtrivia it really does sound like that hahahaha!@
RandomTrivia: @DEATHlikescats It's literally a recording Molly made about an hour ago of her yelling "bees! live bees!" imitating an Ian clip someone mentioned offhand
DEATHlikescats: Oh dang! I missed that good good chaos! Thanks for the info @randomtrivia !
RandomTrivia: Oh no, timestream issues!
DEATHlikescats: Aww no! It pulled a photoshop and crashed!
RandomTrivia: Another one on the CDHD bingo card
DEATHlikescats: Add break for sandwich consumption?
FITorion: usually can bout on an apps "about" page
empyreon: LUL perfection
DEATHlikescats: Ah there it is!
Brozard: Mark Mothersbaugh is eternal
ContingentCat: so good!
ElementalAlchemist: Bring on the tubas
niccus: what happens if you play all the tubas at the same time
SquareDotCube: a series of tubas
Aitsu111: a tub a tubas?
RandomTrivia: "due to a spelling uncertainty, this download will contain both potatoes and brass instruments" lrrBEEJ
TehAmelie: Tubthumpin?
EvilBadman: clogging the tubas
DEATHlikescats: So many drinks!
TehAmelie: i do indeed get knocked down, yet i get up again
Aitsu111: and get back up again
DEATHlikescats: Indefatigable
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
DEATHlikescats: HSWP PokGengar
DEATHlikescats: djagelBODIED HyperGravity
mtvcdm: I lay me down/ And the I take a nap
Aitsu111: and you'd stay knocked down too if it happened to you
TehAmelie: yah never gonna keep me down♫
bo_brinkman: Oooh, Danny Kaye, Danny Kaye, Danny Kaye ....
EvilBadman: Matthew Wilder doesn't get knocked down.
RandomTrivia: And we can cross off the "someone says a Brand New Sentence" bingo square...
ElementalAlchemist: welp
ElementalAlchemist: so much for update checking
RandomTrivia: Ableton pls
ContingentCat: dangit ableton
Aitsu111: so your saying it was un-ableton
Riiiiiiis: Can Cori save in an older format?
Riiiiiiis: version
ElementalAlchemist: but unlike a 500 page technical manual, you can get a US Constitution that fits in your pocket!
SquareDotCube: Cori committing war crimes on cellos
RandomTrivia: @ElementalAlchemist *confused Nic Cage noises*
Aitsu111: it's amazing cori was able to get that cello to sound exactly like a horse
TehAmelie: I Hurt Myself Today
DEATHlikescats: Yooooooo
Riiiiiiis: help.ableton says login to abelton account and download install files
Aitsu111: oh no thats a novel
DEATHlikescats: That’s Steven King novel length!
FITorion: Would it not be in Help> about> update where most apps put it?
Riiiiiiis: don't know if it's usable or not
DEATHlikescats: Good sleuthing @riiiiiiis !
ContingentCat: gasp! formerly unauthorized
DEATHlikescats: Into@the crystal caverns…
DEATHlikescats: Spooky!
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
TehAmelie: funny story, i did once spent a week reading the manual to Alpha Centauri. the town library had a handful of games to lend, you see, but that one did not work due to CD scratches
ContingentCat: oooo how spoopy
Riiiiiiis: cathedral please
Brozard: a Nightmare
RandomTrivia: lrrSPOOP
Aitsu111: I love it
DEATHlikescats: That’s tinnitus
EricTheOrange: Can you get rid of the feed back?
ContingentCat: the sound of a horse with tinnitus
DEATHlikescats: Neigh
TehAmelie: gonna need to defaul_juice to wash this down
Mashamino: LUL
RandomTrivia: @TehAmelie O_o
SquareDotCube: Toccata in Farts
RandomTrivia: There's the "oops, all overtones" sound
DEATHlikescats: @tehamelie when you are in a simulation and the programmer was lazy
accountmadeforants: You've heard of Horsing Around, here's Horsing Gone.
ContingentCat: the baseball game after the edibles hit
Juliamon: this is blaseball
Aitsu111: take me out to the blaseball game
DEATHlikescats: Acid baseball
niccus: when the ball hits the eye like the moon in your pizza that's a blaseball
SquareDotCube: $74 in beer
RandomTrivia: oh no
Mashamino: help
Aitsu111: yaaaassss
EvilBadman: This some Blaseball
TehAmelie: Molly i believe you could be the sole organist of Blaseball
DEATHlikescats: That’s some good liminal horror music
TehAmelie: on second thought, they have like 5 games per minute or something right? probably need a couple of musicians
Juliamon: that's definitely what you're supposed to imagine when the blaseball devs say Please Imagine Music
EricTheOrange: mmmm satanic eggs
TehAmelie: you have experienced deviled eggs, but are you ready for: Satan eggs, and also Lucifer eggs?
RandomTrivia: Did it work? Did Ableton co-operate?
Mashamino: Beeggzebub
EricTheOrange: I mean why do we even have Hi-Fi.
Aitsu111: this sounds like the music in a FF10 shrine
raeborga: That hit very close to a boards of canada bass
Juliamon: abeggdon
DEATHlikescats: Spooky haunted house goodness
TehAmelie: the real answer, in my opinion, is that high fidelity feels like creative work to people who don't know what creative work is
SquareDotCube: A bit more bitcrush and you'd have a sample Disasterpeace would use
RandomTrivia: Make it all cello-smash
TehAmelie: why does this conversation feel like something that would happen behind the stage in Jenny LeClue?
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
RandomTrivia: I cannot wait to hear this truly cursed thing
TehAmelie: i'm now vividly picturing the Jurassic Park theme in farts
Juliamon: Ableton desperately trying to protect us
RandomTrivia: Resistance is futile
RandomTrivia: We must submit ourselves to the Toccata and Fart
Riiiiiiis: I'm giving it 5-7 years until all software is unusable
Gobukiller: So you're saying it's nothing
DEATHlikescats: Love this
RandomTrivia: A R T
Riiiiiiis: is gooood
EricTheOrange: alright add that to space horses
ElementalAlchemist: wah wah wawawawawa
Gobukiller: Human music. I like it!
DEATHlikescats: Perfect horse art music
niccus: well, it's definitely not a horse
RandomTrivia: sharkf11ART sharkf11ART
DEATHlikescats: bootie5Phinny
DEATHlikescats: bootie5Bee
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAH
DEATHlikescats: djagelLayers
LaconicLad: I am so glad I just now tuned in to this.
Gobukiller: Definitely has henchman theme music vibes
RandomTrivia: I'm sure you could put it somewhere for the world to hear
RandomTrivia: nudge nudge
TehAmelie: "never in music, have i experienced the hot immediacy of action", i think some Japanese playwright said
mtvcdm: Jusr int ime?
Gobukiller: nice
ContingentCat: nice
RandomTrivia: That sounds nice
BusTed: 👌
ElementalAlchemist: nice
TehAmelie: imagine all the synthwaves
DEATHlikescats: bronzeCHAMP
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: nice
Gobukiller: Okay, this just actually is pretty nice
RandomTrivia: benginDance
DEATHlikescats: VoteYea RaccAttack VoteYea
DarthRagnar815: amazonPumpkinDance
mtvcdm: A three-hour musical shitpost ends in something that works
Gobukiller: She probably would, have you seen her legal history?
RandomTrivia: Oh no I forgot about the live bees clip HypeLUL
mtvcdm: and bees!
TehAmelie: just noticed this shot has the chat in it. so real
ElementalAlchemist: bees!
DEATHlikescats: critroleHellobees
Riiiiiiis: I'm sad that the very aggressive drums in the end didn't really come through
CAKHost: A r t
Riiiiiiis: but it's good :-)
LurkerSpine: this makes me want Can't Draw Horses Mario Paint
RandomTrivia: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
TehAmelie: can a horse be made of sound?
beowuuf: thanks for the stream :)
DEATHlikescats: bronzeYUH
EvilBadman: you drew the Horses in with music
RandomTrivia: Mildly less cursed, mildly more cursed
TehAmelie: what does cursing mean, really?
Its_VeeBot: Yay MST
Boon_33: gauntlet somthing somthing
TehAmelie: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 3:58 PM
Riiiiiiis: Molly, nice pic on the webpage
RandomTrivia: Island week?
xantos69: yet
RandomTrivia: Look, Heather has been busy
TehAmelie: isn't Earth an island, if you think about it?
EricTheOrange: the entire island of Vancouver blasted into space.
GapFiller: Cheer100 YARRR!
Riiiiiiis: And giving away the cards on friday i think
ContingentCat: thursday, what a concept!
Riiiiiiis: and yet they are
ElementalAlchemist: doot!
ElementalAlchemist: There's an old LRR sketch about that
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
Aitsu111: and yet thanks to Ian it's not the weirdest thing I have seen on a lrr stream
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Cori and Molly! lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Mangledpixel: no! No fixing in post!
GapFiller: thanks for streaming Cori Molly lrrSHINE
beowuuf: byyye!
CAKHost: Thanks for the stream!
Riiiiiiis: baiiii
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
DEATHlikescats: lrrSHINE
ContingentCat: thanks cori and molly
TehAmelie: my understanding is a significant part of simulation theory is based on "because of light lag, it would be so much harder to simulate a concurrent experience of reality between multiple planets it actually makes more sense if Earth is the only place with life"
70 raiders from DungeonScrawlers have joined!
TehAmelie: but anyway, thanks for the stream
GapFiller: !next
RandomTrivia: Welcome unfortunately timed raiders! lrrSHINE
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Gauntlet: Slayer Edition) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (58m from now).
Mollylele: ooooooops welcome
Juliamon: Welcome raiders! Stream just ended, but there will be another in less than an hour!
corianderd: enjoy the 2 minutes of ads
GapFiller: sit tight theres another stream in just less than 1 hr
TehAmelie: really just barely short of an hour from now
RandomTrivia: @Juliamon D'awww
Juliamon: (his name is Spyglass and I can't adopt him but I WANT TO)
TehAmelie: cats R gud
TehAmelie: it's the pressing their paw against the human's lips at the end that really does it for me
TehAmelie: perhaps i'm too drunk, but i don't see a kitty in that picture
Juliamon: all according to keikaku then
Juliamon: hint: the tallest flowerbud is a tail tip
Juliamon: meanwhile a thunderstorm has rolled in here and our own cat has gone into hiding