TehAmelie: 14 minutes isn't enough. but it is enough for the studio version of I Would do Anything for Love
TehAmelie: maybe some wacky God is an Astronaut tunes
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: surprisingly turgid cheese blunts
ihlendrax: Eeeesh.
DeM0nFiRe: !badadvice
LRRbot: "It's Albania!"
matthaus_c: !findquote crossing
LRRbot: Quote #3131: "We'll come to that bridge when we cross it." —Ian [2016-08-08]
GapFiller: !advice
LRRbot: Set fire to the tracks.
djalternative: hey chat. I forgot, what's CTS this week?
GapFiller: !findquote fire
LRRbot: Quote #7545: "Fires are actually pretty lethal." —Heather [2021-03-26]
ihlendrax: !search for treasure
LRRbot: You find: a Gem!
Fruan: Hello friends. How badly does everyone need food today?
ihlendrax: A gem! Yay!
matthaus_c: @djalternative Gauntlet! it's a cool isometric game
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Gauntlet: Slayer Edition) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (0s ago).
matthaus_c: !next
djalternative: oh. it's gauntlet. thanks for jogging my memory fruan
djalternative: and also matthaus
MAPBoardgames: !search for treasure
LRRbot: You find: Jewels!
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
RandomTrivia: lrrSIG !
jessieimproved: lrrSIG
TehAmelie: here we gooo
djalternative: lrrSIG
matthaus_c: dang it, nice job GapFiller :p
MAPBoardgames: lrrSIG duskvKitty lrrSIG
GapFiller: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG GO!GO!GO!
TehAmelie: runnin the gauntlet. like a hapless viking on his wedding day
matthaus_c: lrrDOTS lrrSIG lrrARROW
ihlendrax: Evening, y’all!
djalternative: honestly, most of my memories with the Gauntlet franchise are with Dark Legacy
FITorion: sound
Going_Medium: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrSIG
Nigouki: hello~
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Welcome!
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SymphonicLolita: my sub can drink anywhere in Canada!
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PotatoWraiths: welcome
matthaus_c: why hello sultry VO man
airylan: welcome.
DaxStrife: No, YOU'RE welcome.
matthaus_c: !findquote welcome
LRRbot: Quote #4719: "Welcome to the fist zone." —Ian [2018-03-03]
cidalfos: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for CtS and we've assembled our Gauntlet party! Join a Red Ian, Green Beej, Blue Alex, and a Yellow Nelson for a night of fights! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FdDnD_oaAAUbqgp.png || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1572012695049891840
MechaNoelle: PrideHeartL PrideHeartR
SaxPython: lrrSHINE
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TehAmelie: i'm honestly super happy i timed the 25 minutes version of the Sunshine theme to end 3 minutes from now
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GapFiller: Gauntlet inevitably reminds of that one rt Immersion where they lowered Gus and Geoffs health then fed them to heal as an experiment
Dog_of_Myth: Good evening all.
matthaus_c: !findquote wizard
LRRbot: Quote #5725: "I need someone to find and kill the wizard." —Serge [2019-01-15]
GapFiller: which is now more than a decade old
BrowneePoints: Warrior needs food badly! The Elf shot the food!
Thatwasademo: ah yes, everyone's favorite class: elf
lirazel64: Ah yes... Carmen Burana has a lot to answer for.
Nigouki: A Nelf? Here?
Darleysam: wizard: class. Warrior: class. Elf: RACE
DoodlestheGreat: Elf shot the food. The idiot.
RandomTrivia: @Dog_of_Myth sergeHi
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BrowneePoints: @Darleysam Blame 2nd Ed
MTGRanger: Chat remember to eat your green beejs with dinner
TehAmelie: fun fact: an apron used to be called a napron as late as the 1800s
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CAKHost: What if they drop me before I get to eat them?
Darleysam: @BrowneePoints sounds fair
PharaohBender27: Is someone constantly scrolling through menu options? Also ahoy-hoy!
Earthenone: blue chatter needs food badly
GredGredmansson: Hyped for UNFINITY season starting tomorrow
kusinohki: either menus or sword on sword clackiness
Thatwasademo: well then you shouldn't have shot the food
TehAmelie: how cool is it that Order of the Stick is close to ending?
SaxPython: bong
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matthaus_c: stg if this background music starts chanting fritos
TehAmelie: that comic's been online pretty much as long as i have, as i'm sure is the case for many of us
GredGredmansson: @TehAmelie whoa for real? I mean I knew it was in the final stages for a while but I still never thought much about that
GredGredmansson: I started following that BEFORE I knew anything about DND
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MAPBoardgames: Steele yourself!
TehAmelie: it's been int he final stages for like 7 years, it can't be a big surprise
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ypsilonkappa: I'm back baby XD
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Ceris75 needs food badly
GredGredmansson: yeah but still, you don't think about it all that much
GredGredmansson: Tarquin is still one of my favorite villains ever
SaxPython: P r e p a r e
kusinohki: I'll prolly be sad and miss order of the stick. slightly worried sluggy freelance is also heading towards an ending (my first web comic)
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote badly
LRRbot: Quote #1649: "Nothing bad ever came from leaving your castle undefended." —Adam [2016-01-23]
RandomTrivia becomes prepared
GredGredmansson: @kusinohki now THAT'S a long runner
Spirrie: lrrSPOOPY
matthaus_c: !findquote gauntlet
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
GredGredmansson: I remember when Bob & George and 8-Bit Theater ended
MAPBoardgames: !findquote quest
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RandomTrivia: Game audio playing over intro
TehAmelie: aaah it's live
PharaohBender27: Music mashup!
niccus: Vattu just ended...
A_Dub888: !card gauntlet of power
LRRbot: Gauntlet of Power [5] | Artifact | As Gauntlet of Power enters the battlefield, choose a color. / Creatures of the chosen color get +1/+1. / Whenever a basic land is tapped for mana of the chosen color, its controller adds an additional one mana of that color.
GapFiller: anyone back the 8 Bit Theatre print ed Kickstarter
LordZarano: jlrrCooltunes
Dog_of_Myth: It's the remix
GredGredmansson: !findquote gauntlet
matthaus_c: !findquote glove
TehAmelie: quick, name 5 webcomics that finished
PharaohBender27: Evening!
Nigouki: Hallo cool people!!!
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
TehAmelie: :3
RandomTrivia: aaaaaAAAAAA
GredGredmansson: lrrBEEEJ lrrALEX lrrNELSON lrrIAN
rasterscan: It's ALEX!
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Dog_of_Myth: Ahhhhhh
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
matthaus_c: throat sounds
GredGredmansson: tomScream
Thatwasademo: aaaaaaa
TehAmelie: hello gentlemen
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CAKHost: We can hear those movements!
Ceris75: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
cidalfos: seabatCHOICE
SaxPython: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
thunderbird32: So is this classic Atari Gauntlet, or some new variation on the old classic?
Dog_of_Myth: Professional Streamer.
saucemaster5000: these animatronics have great mouth sync
Earthenone: full cabinet, rather than full house
Critterbot: It's our boy! :D
matthaus_c: great to have you, glad to be here
DoodlestheGreat: Ya boy, Kongming?
damn_i_am_pretty: our boy, Lenin?
Getter404: Dongle! That! Bongle!
LinearGif: And the streamer saw the movement, and the movement was with the voice, and the streamer saw that it was good
TehAmelie: if you win a poker game with a full house of four cards, you definitely earned it
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j0biwan: Yay, time to cross them streams!
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SquareDotCube: like, 2016 Gauntlet? That got forgotten in the shadow of Hammerwatch?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
SquareDotCube: LEGO monorail?
Quaseymoto: Alex is looking great today
TehAmelie: meanwhile, can someone rein in the game audio?
matthaus_c: show your super gratitude and surrender your money
rasterscan: Ian is the type of kid that would have shanked someone for a monorail set.
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
djalternative: is Ian a railroad baron?
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
rasterscan: I'm calling it.
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nightshadeqx: Beej and Alex in the same game…. Should be interesting
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CururuGuasu: It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s SuperThanks!
Zu_o: @SquareDotCube 2016 gauntlet got forgotten because it was terrible, not because of hammerwatch
arkilyd: yeah, the game audio is a bit much right now
matthaus_c: come on down to Real Fake Towns
RandomTrivia: ~whichcord
LRRTwitter: !discord
LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
Fruan: Bakerville is a zombie town, not a ghost town.
MAPBoardgames: Come on down and get your real, fake towns!
TehAmelie: Other James has left Barkerville, i hear. so it's gotta be a ghost town now right
PharaohBender27: :D
Thatwasademo: you should make loadingreadyrun.com/discord a redirect to the discord
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matthaus_c: @TehAmelie godspeed Jimmy, wishing him the best whatever he does next
Pteraspidomorphi: Shell recently struck Royal Dutch from the name, AFAIK
ElementalAlchemist: Good evening, friends
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Drasvin: Time to throw down the Gauntlet
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CAKHost: I hope LoadingReadyLIVE wins!
GhassanPL: There was a massive gun salute just outside my window in Ottawa today, my entire apartment shook :/
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GhostValv: will you need food?
Boon_33: and lrrHAM
CururuGuasu: Yellow wizard needs food
MAPBoardgames: !players
LRRbot: Today's players are: P1- Wheeler (blue), P2- Nelson (red), P3- Ben (green), P4- Cori (purple).
TehAmelie: who'st playeth whomst?
matthaus_c: such red pecs
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Juliamon: I'm actively working on updating that
CururuGuasu: Giant skull codpiece
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damn_i_am_pretty: oh, and the Chromakey isn't happy either today. 10/10 Stream
matthaus_c: @CururuGuasu quite the mindfuck
GredGredmansson: Thanks, final boss
cidalfos: Alex on mono red warriors. Dig it.
saucemaster5000: sounds legit
TehAmelie: is this more Golden Axe or Smash TV? i have no idea, thought i'm here for anything
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL This voice acting
Dog_of_Myth: hahah
RandomTrivia: Amazing
JadedCynic: SeemsGood
RandomTrivia: Game good
Brozard: OK, love this already
Critterbot: Btw Tyrfing is a magical sword from norse mythology.
PotatoWraiths: I like your funny words, magic man
CururuGuasu: Be right back. Changing my name to Transparent Spirit Man
GredGredmansson: you beat level 1
Driosenth: Could you imagine the narrator being Smitty from the Jackbox games?
TehAmelie: Hero Quest: the videogame
BrowneePoints: It's an Alex! I hope all 4 of you lovely lads had a wonderful start to your week!
TehAmelie: !search for traeasure
Brozard: I’m thinking what’s his name from Battleblock Theater @driosenth
matthaus_c: !searchfortreasure
PMAvers: "Four players! A full house tonight, thankfully we have enough food for everyone. Let's get going."
saucemaster5000: is he just thor?
CururuGuasu: Spinning. That’s a good trick
matthaus_c: twitch just unlock my prime already :v
saucemaster5000: like Cher?
mitomanox: who's on tech today?
BrowneePoints: the lighting in this is. ery nice
GredGredmansson: LASER WIZARD
Thatwasademo: ian: confirmed laser wizard
MAPBoardgames: Laser beam of face-melty death!
BrowneePoints: Ray of Frost
KeytarCat: This game lets you feel SO COOL
RandomTrivia: Ian has a beem of doom
TheDefiledPrince: Quick, someone cast Cone of Cold :V
airylan: this looks very satisfying in the way that Gauntlet usually is
TehAmelie: melt those faces!
GredGredmansson: most money, maybe?
Earthenone: at your endstep you can draw a card
Brozard: @mitomanox probably Ian
RandomTrivia: Welp
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
MAPBoardgames: Called it
matthaus_c: step on me monstrous mummy
Ceris75: So far so good
TehAmelie: who made a mummy out of a monster?
Drasvin: The crown is extra gold if you end the level wearing it, but it can get knocked off your head
BrowneePoints: Ian is REALLY liking Ray of Frost lol
TehAmelie: ah, so this game is basically Double King?
KeytarCat: Ian casts combo spells, he might not have a dodge?
matthaus_c: the key is open, as opposed to the door
MAPBoardgames: If you don't heck up and open the wrong door, you get treasure
RandomTrivia: @BrowneePoints To be fair, if you could cast "line of problem-go-away" continuously, wouldn't you? :D
GredGredmansson: first wizard destroys the food, then he DESTROYS the food
TehAmelie: each of your characters are called LoadingreadyLIVE, is that perhaps customizable?
saucemaster5000: @BrowneePoints I've only learned "line of problem put off for a day" WutFace
bytecaster: Those cracks seem suspicious
FarleyF: we could say that Paul and the Beardtones are playing - hence the same name
EricTheOrange: The only Gauntlet I ever played was the NES port. Dunno if that's accurate to how the game playes
MAPBoardgames: The wizard casts spells in this game similar to the way you do in Magicka
JadedCynic: breech door, shoot food, starve sad
Ristow: you do have a couple keys
CAKHost: Fun with Explosives.
TehAmelie: [dungeon crawling intensifies]
AtomicAlchemical: This stream makes me feel ancient
Boon_33: Woo!
saucemaster5000: the crowd?? Can he SEE us?!?
quatoria: Missed a cracked wall in that room
MAPBoardgames: !players
LRRbot: Today's players are: Beej (Green), Alex (Red), Nelson(Blue), and Ian (Yellow).
JadedCynic: @AtomicAlchemical half-hearted, arthritic high-five o/\o
TehAmelie: there are secret rooms?
bytecaster: @saucemaster5000 Stand still! The narrators vision is based on movement.
JadedCynic: gee, someone can read the UI ;)
AtomicAlchemical: o/\o
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bytecaster: Can you collide in the middle, that would be amazing
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JadedCynic: that did NOTHING
Thatwasademo: immediately destroyed all the food
Boon_33: oofa, killed all the food
LackingSanity_: lmao
JadedCynic: good job boys
TehAmelie: the real quest was for the food we ate along the way
TemporallyAwry: !quote ian
LRRbot: Quote #4644: "What if my biggest fear is a one-eyed dwarf playing the bagpipes?" —Ian [2018-01-31]
Thatwasademo: Ian only hit one
airylan: shooting the food is always funny
Thatwasademo: it was other people who hit the other two
matthaus_c: ray of frost should preserve the food!
nevermore913: only Ian gets to eat
Drasvin: Ian only hit one. Alex ate the other
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL
MAPBoardgames: I've already lost count of how much food Ian has blown up
GredGredmansson: well done
Alex_Frostfire: Definitely worth it.
Boon_33: nice
TehAmelie: a four way high 5 has to be called a high 40
BrowneePoints: they usually show up in a closet somewhere in another level if you die right?
saucemaster5000: oh no Ian is looking for the food
TehAmelie: better to have some skeletons in your closet than to be the skeleton in their closet eh
matthaus_c: amazing
JadedCynic: I mean, old-school gauntlet would have your HP slowly dropping over time regardless (maybe the dungeon air is filled with a mild toxin? spores?)
Alex_Frostfire: Ah yes, the chat at homes.
Juliamon: Added classes to !players in case anyone needed them
Nigouki: is that map implying there's an optional side exit out of this level?
MAPBoardgames: Thanks @Juliamon !
Mashamino: Chad A. Combs
GredGredmansson: TOO too quiet
Thatwasademo: @JadedCynic or, you know, regular old hunger
JadedCynic: thanx @Juliamon
airylan: death has appeared!
RandomTrivia: Oh, that seems bad
adept_nekomancer: Death, doing his job as advertised.
JadedCynic: man, this is a callback
JadedCynic: props to the devs
bytecaster: Isn't Death supposed to allow you to play a game for your life at least.
MTGRanger: Death can’t kill you, it isn’t real!
KeytarCat: Healthy fear of death
JadedCynic: @bytecaster different game
niccus: out of coins already huh
GredGredmansson: seems like it takes longer to respawn each time
KeytarCat: death spawned inside Alex
TehAmelie: i like Vampire Survivor where there's like 5 or 6 different Deaths, and they can all be killed, and the final stage has a special death that can also be killed, but there's always a final death that kills you
jacqui_lantern234: oh, look! its a beautiful group of friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!! <3
bytecaster: @bytecaster Imagine though if in the middle of gauntlet, you had to play a game of chess with Death to revive.
Drasvin: Need more quarters
Mashamino: As I recall, you have to "earn" coins to revive with, the top right shows you
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MAPBoardgames: There's a tracker in the upper right. I think that has to do with reviving.
methodical_monk: What system is this being played on?
underhill33: lrrWOW
GredGredmansson: oh there IS something on the top right
JadedCynic: narrator is a sportscaster?
jacqui_lantern234: how goes the gauntlet?
GredGredmansson: and it recharages by killing creatures
BrowneePoints: ope yep there it is. you earn revive coins shown in the top right @loadingreadyrun looks point based?
mirshebs: revives are counted in the top right. recharged from kills
JadedCynic: oh right, the more monsters you kill the more you 'feed' death
Laserbeaks_Fury: Was there FF in the first Gauntlet?
TStodden: Top Right? That's Skull Coins... AKA "Team Lives"
bytecaster: Always remember, as long as Death is on cooldown you can kite it around and not die, it is a frame-perfect trick though.
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
TehAmelie: it's a classic strategy from the Flash, who teaches us Death can only move at the speed of light
TemporallyAwry: Ian!
PharaohBender27: IAN
Thatwasademo: IAN
AtomicAlchemical: lrrWOW
jacqui_lantern234: tiltyhPLS
BrowneePoints: Skull coins are your revives
SmoreThanAFeelin: wooow
JadedCynic: the UI has "LT" "B" "LB" for abilities...
JadedCynic: dunno where the equipment goes - maybe the ring has a passive?
BrowneePoints: Ian is the only one with 2 atm I think
Thatwasademo: Killing Death? Is it strange aeons already?
TehAmelie: sorry to contradict the Death of Discworld, who is kind of superceding all time and space
RandomTrivia: lrrGREED
Laserbeaks_Fury: Blue Wizard is About to Cry
RealGamerCow: Bone Zone
Laserbeaks_Fury: Get Thee To A Mummuary!
JadedCynic: @TehAmelie Reaper Man showed Discworld Death was subordinate to a greater...but did have some 'clout' <3
RandomTrivia: OH NO
Mashamino: Thanks, I hate it
jacqui_lantern234: ALEX
Koshindan: Ian has a relic that destroys food more efficiently.
RandomTrivia: "Coming soon on Can't Draw Horses Club"
Sogheim: boots with the fur?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Powdered Milk Gran
A_Dub888: !findquote trap
LRRbot: Quote #1969: "I don't know what two stones trapped in a soggy bag would look like." —Graham [2016-02-24]
Drasvin: If Ian doesn't need boots, is his wizard dungeon crawling barefoot?
BrowneePoints: so is the Egyptian version of Dommy Mommy, Dummy Mummy?
TehAmelie: random aside, did people play that Blizzard made custom map in Warcraft 3 that was essentially this?
Drasvin: !findquote revive
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
bytecaster: I cannot remember the name, but I'm sure I did.
JadedCynic: shoes != boots?
Fruan: Warcraft 3's custom maps were so good they spawned an entire new genre of games.
Boon_33: lrrHERE
TehAmelie: a single hero, who the camera was brutally locked to, and a massive dungeon. multiplayer encouraged
BrowneePoints: so yea @loadingreadyrun if you look at the top right, that's your revive count and recharge progress
control_rig: Caching
bytecaster: @TehAmelie Yeah definitely.
bytecaster: @Fruan One could argue, multiple even
jessieimproved: yeah where is it
adept_nekomancer: His magic is powered by booze.
JadedCynic: kill more dudes to get revive coins
TehAmelie: go Warrior
JadedCynic: go adventurers! don't shoot the food <3
control_rig: It's a crying shame ActiBlizz went with that whole "We own every fan-made thing ever" BS for their newest games.
control_rig: WC3 and SC mod scenes were killer
TehAmelie: and also every other corporate decision ever made by ActiBlizz
control_rig: ^^^
Juliamon: It's too bad ActiBlizz is ActiBlizz
Texan_Reverend: Before the next level, y'all could spend gold on different equipment.
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh that wall looked bombable
Mashamino: explosives explode when they are killed!
kusinohki: just noticed the players' health is divided into sections. 4 for the warrior, 3 for the valkyrie, 2 for the others... anyone know why?
MAPBoardgames: MS-ActBlizKing?
JadedCynic: nice cleave alex! <3
bytecaster: @Juliamon I just want an official installer for the last old version of WC3 that doesn't auto update to the new thing
TehAmelie: i'm guessing the warrior is meant to tank damage
Texan_Reverend: @kusinohki Just different aspects of the characters.
JadedCynic: seems like it - he has four health blocks
TStodden: King-MicroActiBlizard?
Texan_Reverend: The ones with lowest health have the best ranged attacks.
Texan_Reverend: Warrior with max health is all up in the melee.
control_rig: Skeleton Comand'nt
Boon_33: @kusinohki each section on the health bar is the same amount of HP, some charectors are beefier.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Alas, poor Leroic. I knew him, Deckard
JadedCynic: @TStodden AckBlehKng
patrick_stonecrusher: ssmbody; SHOT th poshnn
kusinohki: so each block represents the same amount of health? warrior has twice as much health but has to fit it into the same space...
Laserbeaks_Fury: Just Booker DeWitt everything
Laserbeaks_Fury: hotdogs, beers
Mattmitchell45: Belt it Nelly!
Texan_Reverend: Exactly @kusinohki
TehAmelie: i'm getting kind of nostalgic for the story of Diablo 3
Mattmitchell45: Dungeon Block Tango
bytecaster: Isn't that more of a special beam cannon?
Plasterboard: Wow, this looks kinda great
RandomTrivia: IAN NO
BrowneePoints: sir that is a special beam cannon or dodonpa at best
LackingSanity_: the commieyamama?
ElementalAlchemist: tiltyhPLS
MTGRanger: Kammy hammy ham
MAPBoardgames: Mmmm... Tomb chimkin...
TehAmelie: all the horseshit and bullshit aside, i did like the end where the Angel of Justice gets to retire because now there "is justice in the world"
Laserbeaks_Fury: Grink at the King Kamehameha club
JadedCynic: each health 'bar' is equal despite it's length - barbarian has 2x health of wizard or elf
Drasvin: You have (Skull) quarters!
Plasterboard: One request if y'all play this again: Coordinate your wardrobe (or costume) to match your character's color :)
Nigouki: not gonna smash all the coffins? D:
JadedCynic: mom gives us more quarters if we kill enough mobs
TehAmelie: oshit iot's the crypt of the necrodancer
TehAmelie: *it is
bytecaster: Can't be I'm not hearing the merchant singing in the distance
JadedCynic: awesome kiting, Elf! <3
control_rig: Alas poor Ian
Laserbeaks_Fury: This is the lich-pin to their plab
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JadedCynic: "it [has a health bar], therefore we can kill it" :D
control_rig: I think Wizard is getting laser-beam tunnel vision
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JadedCynic: good job guys!
bytecaster: @JadedCynic That's why death is inevitable, Death doesn't have a health bar
TehAmelie: being from the northlands, i like how the word lich has come to gain such fearsome power
MAPBoardgames: Q: Didja hear about the moss-eating werewolf undead wizard? A: It was a lichen licken lycan lich.
TehAmelie: to us "lich" simply means corpse
GredGredmansson: Seems a bit insulting that the Archer's class is their race instead of their job
thrythlind: is anyone playing the necromancer?
JadedCynic: @JadedCynic exactly! SeemsGood
Nigouki: grab his loot!
saucemaster5000: @MAPBoardgames Boooo (yay seabatClap )
Boon_33: I saw one blasty wall back southwest of the blasty barrels
Anubix_007: Its great seeing Alex Back
Mashamino: ooh, slaked is a good word I don't use enough
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ohhh Is there bombable walls, like in Zelda?
Nigouki: there was a wall crack earlier
JadedCynic: @GredGredmansson I got something to tell you about old school 1st Ed D&D (don't even ask about alignment :D )
Laserbeaks_Fury: I saw a craked wall once
TehAmelie: oh boy, i can't wait to go out and bomh some Dodongos!
TehAmelie: but okay wall cracks are real huh
GredGredmansson: destroy the food; in Ian's memory
JadedCynic: exploration! <3
TehAmelie: secret rooms was a sweet feature in the first 20 minutes of Diablo 2 that they never went anywhere with
Laserbeaks_Fury: Skulls for the Skull God
Drasvin: Need more quarters. Kill things to get quarters
MAPBoardgames: @TehAmelie Yeah. That one dungeon had them. Then never again!
Swamplor: you have to overcrowd the afterlife so Ian gets early release
Boon_33: quarters, we demand quarters!
JadedCynic: @Drasvin mom won't give us more quarters until our score goes up enough :D
TehAmelie: well, that one dungeon type that comprised like 75% of the maps in Act 1
control_rig: It's A laser. Laser is agnostic
Swamplor: that must be why GI Joe and Cobra used different colored lasers- FOF system
JadedCynic: @Swamplor IFF-coded munitions <3
7gorobei: toss a quarter to your wizzard oh valley of plenty
saucemaster5000: this is like if cyclops wasn't such a little dingus and instead just mowed down the evil brotherhood with no impunity
TehAmelie: it's true, GI Joe did seem to have friendly fire on
JadedCynic: @7gorobei LUL
saucemaster5000: It's MORLIN!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Praise Keysus
niccus: huh, wizard has a blink/teleport
Drasvin: All the characters have names. The Warrior is Thor. I forget the names of the others
Sethalidos: I didn't know you were called Dennis
patrick_stonecrusher: the great beldini?
Mashamino: LUL
JadedCynic: gee, maybe farm these generators for more respawn coins?
MAPBoardgames: His character's name really is Merlin in the game.
JadedCynic: ^^^
Sethalidos: Pojo is about to die
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Diabore: wait, is... is this 7 years?
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MAPBoardgames: TPK! TPK! TPK!
DarkMorford: Hey gang!
bytecaster: The elf stands alone
JadedCynic: kite...kite...
bytecaster: Stood
JadedCynic: aw
RandomTrivia: Welp
JadedCynic: good try, guys!
LackingSanity_: what does bee'
djalternative: TPK for our glorious leader, Heather!
thrythlind: A kite flown by Charlie Brown
JadedCynic: welcome back to the arcades, folks! :D
TehAmelie: what the kids call a "banger"
Nigouki: Dying builds character Kappa
GredGredmansson: what was that thing Ian just did
Boon_33: strat: don't die
LackingSanity_: what does beej's LT ability do?
JadedCynic: down and to the right
JadedCynic: @LackingSanity_ by the icon, looks like a bomb?
JadedCynic: elf, set us up the bomb :D
Drasvin: What the potion does depends on your class and equipment
GredGredmansson: what is that orp thing that Ian does
DarkMorford: Chat needs food badly
TehAmelie: maybe when we get "good" we can do hardcore mode or somethin
JadedCynic: so you can jump back
bytecaster: @DarkMorford You are right, I do!
Mashamino: 🪙
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's a BOB-OM!
JadedCynic: NICE!
Boon_33: Value!
Phazon_Kiwi: They made a NEW Gauntlet!?
Mattmitchell45: 2014
LackingSanity_: I mean relatively new
Laserbeaks_Fury: I thought this was Diablo Immortal
JadedCynic: @Phazon_Kiwi they made a few, this seems to be the best
saucemaster5000: I'd make food for chat, but it'll be a hell of a catering bill
SkylerRingtail: Dungeon Cleanup Detail
thrythlind: isn't that just Dungeon Keeper?
Phazon_Kiwi: @JadedCynic yeah, looks pretty good
TehAmelie: i guess the basic conceit of a gauntlet hasn't changed since like 1200 AD
Laserbeaks_Fury: "The client has asked for 3 barrels and 2 crates in this room" and you have creative freedom to set it up
niccus: it would be... Mighty Quest for Epic Loot?
JadedCynic: @saucemaster5000 logistics is the catch - getting it TO chat :(
GhostValv: dungeon meshi seems like it's about to wrap up
TehAmelie: that works for both meanings of the word gauntlet!
russerbutter: Board Game Dungeon Lords
SquareDotCube: so Dungeon Keeper, but more merciful
saucemaster5000: @saucemaster5000 yeah, plus shipping. I'd be sitting pretty for the year and then some
Mashamino: Beej: that bomb on your LT is reusable, it doesn't consume any resources
Drasvin: Beej. Just ate two whole turkeys, but is about to starve
DarkMorford: @Drasvin Sounds about right.
JadedCynic: @TehAmelie I mean, the USMC call their endurance training program 'the gauntlet' - a week long hike with limited food and rest
Laserbeaks_Fury: Maybe it's like a Heroquest situation, but you get to build the dungeons to level up your heroes (who run completely on scripts). You get a natural Press Your Luck mechanic going
JadedCynic: no actual combat (thank goodness)
thrythlind: Scottish elves... now I want to watch Dragon Prince again
TehAmelie: i'm pretty sure the US Marine SEALS also call their endurance training program where you get to find out your actual physical limits "the gauntlet"
JadedCynic: (SEALS are Navy, but I'd wager its the same yeah)
TehAmelie: oh right
Drasvin: Turn Ghost into gold
Laserbeaks_Fury: BigCoin
AzaleaCloud: Blue and Gold Alien is late to the stream. x_x Sorry, lost track of time.
Laserbeaks_Fury: *GibCoin
AzaleaCloud: I mean, hi gamers
Sethalidos: USMC equivalent is Force Recon
JadedCynic: since 'beating a challenger with clubs' is frowned on in modern society, there is some evolution to 'gauntlets' :)
Thatwasademo: so we got Thor, Merlin, Questor, and ?
thrythlind: Brunhild, I think
GredGredmansson: I heard Valkyrie's name earlier but can't remember it
TehAmelie: i was gonna guess Solomon
thrythlind: the necromancer I believe is Lilith
Sethalidos: yep but it's DLC
thrythlind: she's fun
JadedCynic: Questor the elf, Thor the warrior, Merlin the wizard & Thyria the valkyrie
Drasvin: The characters are: Thor the Warrior, Thyra the Valkyrie, Questor the Elf, and Merlin the Wizard
thrythlind: she's the one I finished the game with
AzaleaCloud: Sharpening your nerves would make your undeath hurt MORE, Ian.
Boon_33: Absinthe, it's the quenchiest
BloodnBullets: apparently absinthe wasnt actually a halucinagen, it was mostly hysteria
TehAmelie: imo that's a flavor gaffe, Lilith is the mother of a million half-demons but not any kind of necromancer
JadedCynic: man, those spawners earn a LOT of 'skull points'
saucemaster5000: I could go for a sazerac right now...
Fanklok: Crossing the Absinthe is my favorite LRR stream
Laserbeaks_Fury: Awww wait, is the map fixed?
thrythlind: I like the lore on the voice
AzaleaCloud: Absinthe is probably unironically on a number of sports leagues' banned substances lists. >.>
JadedCynic: ian needs better IFF I feel ;)
Sethalidos: Ian is evolving! Ian has evolved into Swedish Chef
JadedCynic: @AzaleaCloud "we don't allow it because it sucks when competitors die mid-match"
thrythlind: que Enya
Sethalidos: @JadedCynic bold of you to assume Ian even has IFF
JadedCynic: @JadedCynic well 'any' would be better than 'none' :D
MAPBoardgames: Inevitable Friendly Fire?
MAPBoardgames: I think he has that
JadedCynic: @MAPBoardgames nah, we've tested - no friendly fire, but you can shoot the healing items :(
thrythlind: guess it doesn't make for a real spoiler, and it was in the marketing I believe... but basically... apprentice wizard tries a shortcut to power... makes the Gauntlet and screws up, getting themselves stuck in the process... proceeds to lure great heroes with promise of wish granting in hopes they'll be able to fix his mistake and free him... while pretending to be an all-knowing godly voice
MAPBoardgames: Blue Streamers need ad revenue, badly.
BloodnBullets: surviving not required
bytecaster: @MAPBoardgames Are you saying chickens are not friends?
JadedCynic: @thrythlind cool - wish they'd made that more known (marketing sucks as always, screw MBAs)
RandomTrivia: !quote 4425
LRRbot: Quote #4425: "Why can't I just hit a button and I win?" —James [2017-10-26]
JadedCynic: @MAPBoardgames well, we aren't THEIRS, we're eating their cooked corpses :D
RandomTrivia: Wait, there's a better one
RandomTrivia: !quote 2410
LRRbot: Quote #2410: "Where is the 'Go Away' button?" —Alex [2016-04-29]
DigitalSeahorse: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:03:57.
thrythlind: @thrythlind yeah, it's just like in some comics or side stuff... zero game impact
DigitalSeahorse: shid
Mashamino: fard
DigitalSeahorse: oh well, in time for the break
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Sethalidos: !quote Ian
LRRbot: Quote #8158: "Steam trains come from the moon." —Ian [2022-08-07]
GredGredmansson: !quote 7479
LRRbot: Quote #7479: "What's the point of water, if you can't kill somebody with it?" —Paul [2021-01-27]
DigitalSeahorse: should I be hearing nothing?
PMAvers: Oh crap Trombone Champ is happneing.
Juliamon: DigitalSeahorse That is correct
MAPBoardgames: Trombone Champ? From the makers of Guitar Hero?
DigitalSeahorse: kk
JadedCynic: this is fun; they guys are really getting the hang of things and seem to be enjoying themselves, and the game is nicely...demonstrative of action for the good of chat <3
Mashamino: breaks come in silent and musical varieties, this appears to be a silent one
niccus: i'm guessing there were both enough twitter buzz and form recommendations for trombchamp
RandomTrivia: Looking at the steam page and seeing "Uncover the secrets of the Trombiverse and become the True Trombone Champ!" fills me with hope for absurdity :D
Mattmitchell45: Heck yes
TehAmelie: when i was little i wanted to be a trombone champ
Mortimew: katesPride
RandomTrivia: lrrSPOOP
MAPBoardgames: lrrCOW
MAPBoardgames: lrrSIG SingsNote lrrSIG
TehAmelie: just liked the idea of changing the shape of the instrument as i played
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPride katesPride shouPride
DigitalSeahorse: pegaBop vicksyTap vicksyHappy
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
NightValien28: VIOLENCE
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JoeKim: violence!
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TehAmelie: hi again
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyKnife vicksyRaid
JadedCynic: y'all need a bigger monitor :D
asthanius: It's not gaming if you can't feel the static off the tv screen
JadedCynic: LEDs > CRTs
DigitalSeahorse: xd
TehAmelie: here is a random insertion of old school D&D https://i.imgur.com/nIf2kkf.png
saucemaster5000: Can afford Boots of Ranadam but still can't afford to be a homeowner...
Mashamino: money sinks, hooray!
Scarbble: whoa black betty
JadedCynic: @asthanius if you can't pick out the individual phosphors, you're not close enough
RandomTrivia: Those are Black Betty's boots!
FITorion: Savidan
SymphonicLolita: not to be confused with Boots of Ramadan, which makes you avoid all food
RandomTrivia: @Scarbble benginFingers
Sibwow: whoa black betty
asthanius: "Hang out until I get to 30" is also my life plan
MAPBoardgames: Woah! Those boots! Ramadam!
FarleyF: Boooots of Betty Ram a Dan
Drasvin: Relics have to be equipped
WiJohn: @SymphonicLolita Only during the day, at night it's party time!
JadedCynic: @saucemaster5000 why do you think these adventurers are trying to clear out this dungeon?
TehAmelie: take warning, if you look at that map for like 15 seconds you may start to see the scale of it
MAPBoardgames: @FarleyF we got there toghther
bytecaster: @TehAmelie I have, and I have regretted it
RandomTrivia: @TehAmelie ... woah
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DigitalSeahorse: is there also an account named Scrabble?
JadedCynic: one's almost down....
JadedCynic: yay!
WiJohn: Look like Ian's death ray is bigger!
DigitalSeahorse: booty
bytecaster: Everybody knows: Liches are made of gold!
A_Dub888: Ian "Fully Fed" Horner
TehAmelie: the challenge rating of a lich pretty much demands a huge amount of gold drops
saucemaster5000: ooh Khanum rider
JadedCynic: polarization! :D
DigitalSeahorse: HahaShrugLeft RPGPhatLoot HahaShrugRight achoo
magical_writer: Princess Auto Stream
TehAmelie: polarized light is so weird
DigitalSeahorse: nice
DigitalSeahorse: Zeni is also affordable
JadedCynic: princess auto IRL bonus stream <3
RandomTrivia: ^
Drasvin: The gem/symbol on the map tells you what kind of level it will be
bytecaster: @JadedCynic Maybe they can even get a sponsorship :D
JadedCynic: One day.....one day <3
GhassanPL: Why did I hear that this game is bad, it doesn't seem bad?
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matthaus_c: the quarter year!
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DigitalSeahorse: one day fun day
Going_Medium: grab 2 sets of glasses and rotate one, If you look through both sets the lenses will get darker and lighter as you turn them if they are polarized.
JadedCynic: everything is either a key or a lock ;)
TehAmelie: we're in a DUNGEON, and we're collecting GOOBERS. so simple
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Halinn: Oh wow, that's almost X/12 years!
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TheAinMAP: lrrALEX_SG
JadedCynic: becuase everyone is at max health?
JadedCynic: love the 'kreeeee' of Ian's beam spell
AzaleaCloud: "Why would you destroy perfectly good food?" Ask that wasteful bastard William Tell.
TehAmelie: hey, you can eat an apple with an arrow in it
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
JadedCynic: well, akshully...
saucemaster5000: @TehAmelie easy handle
LordZarano: Was it the Tom Scott video?
TehAmelie: it's basically just prepared for candying
DigitalSeahorse: xD
CAKHost: Thanks for the stream! Goodnight everyone!
asthanius: "But nothing is as it is seems" -Ian Horner, 2022
Ceris75 starts singing thriller
DaxStrife: Ian, I hope you do that for the Halloween Loading Ready Live. :-D
JadedCynic: yeah, 19th century firearms development has become a hobby - big change from simple black powder, through nitroglycerine and various compositions, eventually to 'stable' explosives and propellants
CranstonSnord: demon-etized?
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehe
BrowneePoints: Okay hear me out. Vincent Price is just Goth Orson Welles
TehAmelie: flowing seamlessly from Vincent Price to Michael Jackson
DigitalSeahorse: hahaha
TehAmelie: that's crossin the streams baby
SymphonicLolita: titus_laugh dot mp3
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Mashamino: oh damn, that shield did work
JadedCynic: @DaxStrife seconded!
Ceris75: RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE
DigitalSeahorse: lol
BrowneePoints: like really though, Vincent Price is really kinda like a Goth Orson Welles
Laserbeaks_Fury: NO TAKE CANDLE
TehAmelie: wait, was Vincent Price involved in the Thriller video in some capacity? and if not, why?
SnackPak_: lrrSPOOP
Mashamino: believing?
JadedCynic: do NOT stop! O_o
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TheWanderingNomad: @TehAmelie Didn't he do the narration?
bytecaster: This room seems impractical
TehAmelie: sounds likely
Juliamon: The Elf became gotten
TemporallyAwry: Someone collects the elf's gold at least ;p
djalternative: The Bottom is a great Moon Knight story
Ceris75: the elf is no more... It has ceased to be
JadedCynic: there is honour among adventurers - sass but honour
MAPBoardgames: Spike traps: When stepped on they spring up in a deadly array or razor-sharp spikes. While effective, they're a nightmare to keep clean.
asthanius: chungapodes
Mashamino: in the meantime, Beej: your grenade on LT is reusable, it doesn't consume resources, just has a cooldown
BrowneePoints: Speaking of which, darn the D&D movie trailer was pretty darn good
Molvanian: 'Chungii' Is my new favorite word.
Mashamino: that, too!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Valkyrie's Back ALLRIGHT!
AzaleaCloud: I prefer "mungy."
TehAmelie: how about. . .omnichung?
JadedCynic: @Mashamino is it also friendly fire-safe?
saucemaster5000: @BrowneePoints The effects look good... but it gets me worried when the jokes are "Glad he's on OUR side!" and a convoluted "I've got a plan" banter trope
JadedCynic: :)
Ceris75 needs booze badly
matthaus_c: :|
Mashamino: @Mashamino I don't think there's any friendly fire, but it's been years since I played this
aitsu100: Ian why can you breath through your tear ducts
BrowneePoints: @saucemaster5000 personally I'm glad it was campy
saucemaster5000: Oh I'm there for camp. Whedon lampshading that is in every action movie now?
Laserbeaks_Fury: "Who be swimming around me Mooney Bin?!"
saucemaster5000: (still gonna watch it, cool mimic!)
AzaleaCloud: What's the command for identifying which player is which?
AzaleaCloud: In chat?
staticdisplay: shoot all the food!
MAPBoardgames: @Ceris75 duskvBeer
TehAmelie: speaking of weird bodily functions, i'm still surprised chat isn't fanning all over Little Demon, the TV show directed by "Manly Guys Doing Manly Things" Kelly Turnbull
JadedCynic: !players
LRRbot: Today's players are: Beej (Green Elf), Alex (Red Warrior), Nelson (Blue Valkyrie), and Ian (Yellow Wizard).
AzaleaCloud: Thank you @JadedCynic
BrowneePoints: @saucemaster5000 I'd hardly call that whedon style banter. the only thing that seemed THAT quippy was some that were obviously edited
Mashamino: shitsplosions!
JadedCynic: I was guessing on specifc syntax ;)
Ceris75: LOL @ ian
Laserbeaks_Fury: Hey look kids, it's Big Ben! Parliament!
BrowneePoints: @tehamelie animation looks like garbage. I'm done with adult animation done in Toon Boom
MAPBoardgames: You can Urn a lot from smashing pots
AzaleaCloud: Good job not dying, Nelson. :p
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDed vicksyDed vicksyDed
Mashamino: huzzah!
Haroldholmes25: @MAPBoardgames boo urns wheelerJoke
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
Ceris75: $$$
AzaleaCloud: ALWAYS REWARDED
TemporallyAwry: lrrGREED LuvOops
BrowneePoints: correction: the ART style looks like garbage @tehamelie
jessicaengle: sergePun sergeCrimes
JadedCynic: TEAMWORK - the screen is limited by players movements...
Mashamino: oh... oh dear
TehAmelie: well, i can't say i have noticed the art style
JadedCynic: REVIVE
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyRaid
saucemaster5000: @BrowneePoints it was the "i've got a plan" thing specifically. it's in every action movie. every one. BUT it was a good trailer, and I'ma watch it with a big smile :-)
TehAmelie: it's really funny though
Mashamino: now you ARE food :P
JadedCynic: there might be no honor among thieves, but these are ADVENTURERS and they have heaps of honor! <3
Nigouki: crown by the key
Mashamino: no problem!
JadedCynic: do I see a revive coin amid the piles of gold?
Nigouki: does the crown despawn off the ground?
TehAmelie: we are not mere thieves, we are honorable murder hobos
DigitalSeahorse: vicksySellout tqsEgg RPGPhatLoot RPGPhatLoot
Nigouki: awww, looks like the crown did despawn
Drasvin: Coin get! nakateGet
Earthenone: +
Raincoast_Bear: Warrior Needs FOOD, Badly!
TehAmelie: whó WOULDn'T need handgrenades?
BrowneePoints: I wonder when the poison food shows up
Ceris75: Ye old tatical
TehAmelie: weird mess of typos there. but chat gets it
JadedCynic: yay!
jessicaengle: pew pew pew
DigitalSeahorse: tqsIrene an turkey?
DigitalSeahorse: chicken is relieved
Ceris75: God dam it now I want lamb
thrythlind: wasn't there a second turkey they left behind?
BrowneePoints: we're dethawing a whole Turkey right now!
JadedCynic: in practice hand grenades are useful when used properly, but scaring and dangerous due to the skill and finesse needed for their use...
BrowneePoints: err thawing*
JadedCynic: *scary
TehAmelie: hey do you think we're going to attack a church at some point? cause we need some place to put down all these pews
Laserbeaks_Fury: Overconfidence is slow and insidious killer
BrowneePoints: thumbs got too excited
TehAmelie: lrrAWESOME
SymphonicLolita: lrrGREED
jessicaengle: @TehAmelie ehhhh....
Dog_of_Myth: lrrGREED
Ceris75: Side quest best quest
MAPBoardgames: Demons!
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MAPBoardgames: CurseLit duskvYeet1 duskvYeet2
JadedCynic: okay, that sucks
Anubix_007: Wish i could stay and finish will have to watch the Vod though Baby calling. plus need sleep for 3am feeding
Anubix_007: have a great evening everyone
Dog_of_Myth: Death is always the party crasher
Mattmitchell45: night @Anubix_007
jessicaengle: sergeHi Goodnight @Anubix_007
saucemaster5000: gl with baby, tell them the tale of dennis the wizard!
JadedCynic: o/ Anubix!
JadedCynic: kill those mobs to unlock the gate
MAPBoardgames: Skeleman!
BusTed: !advice
LRRbot: Rotate the owl.
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AzaleaCloud: Those pesky lifeforce doors.
Mashamino: load-bearing skeleton
Mashamino: I mean... I guess that's what skeletons are for
JadedCynic: food along the top
AzaleaCloud: Won't open unless you do a -full- genocide run.
thrythlind: I love Lilith's dialogue for death.
JadedCynic: who? You mean Thyra?
thrythlind: The necromancer
JadedCynic: oh an NPC enemy?
thrythlind: DLC character
KeytarCat: The dash abilities feel like a trap, using them for movement often leaves you in danger
thrythlind: she's the one I finished the game with
comrade_cards: oh, death
JadedCynic: a pox on mortality ;)
comrade_cards: whoa, death!
thrythlind: she starts saying things like "you're not still mad about that thing, are you?"
adambomb625: EZ
LordZarano: RPGPhatLoot
JadedCynic: good job Ian!
DigitalSeahorse: eep
Dog_of_Myth: lrrGREED lrrGREED
SymphonicLolita: yaas thor slay
Mashamino: FBtouchdown
AzaleaCloud: lrrGREED lrrIAN
TheAinMAP: lrrGREED
JadedCynic: Greediest...aka the SURVIVOR ;)
Raincoast_Bear: lrrBEEEJ lrrALEX lrrNELSON lrrIAN lrrSHINE
Mashamino: ORB
SymphonicLolita: ORB
Ceris75: diging this theme
AzaleaCloud: ORB
JadedCynic: ponder....
TemporallyAwry: lrrCIRCLE !
MAPBoardgames: lrrCIRCLE !
Dog_of_Myth: lrrCIRCLE
DigitalSeahorse: orb
Koshindan: lrrCIRCLE
AzaleaCloud: !card Ponder
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. / Draw a card.
LordZarano: lrrCIRCLE
TheAinMAP: lrrCIRCLE
Raincoast_Bear: lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE
AzaleaCloud: lrrCIRCLE
LordZarano: lrrDOTS
Drasvin: lrrCIRCLE lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS
JadedCynic: wow, Thor is 4th wall aware <3
SymphonicLolita: orb go brrrrrrrr
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yar, don't be touchin me booty
Koshindan: Orb is on a roll.
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS pew pew lrrDOTS
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCIRCLE
Raincoast_Bear: I like the Wizard's :aser Beam of Massacring.
Lordofironstorm: The narration for the arcade cabinet version of this is seared into my brain
Lordofironstorm: "Use magic to kill death"
JadedCynic: @Lordofironstorm same
Lordofironstorm: Red Warrior needs food badly
JadedCynic: in this game tho - you 'feed' death by killing mobs
AzaleaCloud: The magic pixel!
saucemaster5000: rich get richer
Ceris75: A reminder that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer
SymphonicLolita: lrrGREED lrrGREED
Boon_33: Alex was on a strict diet there
couchboyj: lrrGREED
AzaleaCloud: lrrGREED lrrALEX
AzaleaCloud: Messing up the quote? That's a paddlin'.
JadedCynic: LUL
JadedCynic: thank yuo Ian <3
AzaleaCloud: Look, Ian, we tried to convert to metric in the 70s and everyone hated it. We'll try again when all the boomers die off.
Mashamino: Death: don't touch!
JadedCynic: death forces you to progress in the map; no lollygagging with the reaper around
Drasvin: Ian is proving surpressive fire
JadedCynic: fed death
AzaleaCloud: I thought you were going turkey
LordZarano: lrrHAM
thrythlind: in the old game, you could banish death with a magic use
AzaleaCloud: Alex is very very hurt!
TheMerricat: As much as the memes go about converting to metric, it has far less to do with the people in general 'hating it' and a lot more to do with the fact that the US is one of the largest industrial bases in the world and converting all that equipment to metric would cost billions with zero profit in it for said companies doing it.
KeytarCat: @TheMerricat So the problem is Capitalism?
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat So, another thing capitalism screwed up
AzaleaCloud: It's -always- capitalism...
JadedCynic: ^^^^
TheMerricat: @TheMerricat That would be a problem even if we were socialistic communist tbh
JadedCynic: ^^^
couchboyj: @keytarcat Manufacturing can exist outside of capitalism. But also yes.
Lordofironstorm: Turns out it's actually very expensive to rewrite all your country's technical manuals using a different measuremtn system
AzaleaCloud: Eh, I guess? It's kinda the same reason so many businesses still have computers running Windows XP.
Lordofironstorm: *measurement
MAPBoardgames: !findquote death
LRRbot: Quote #7076: "Tell me more about my glorious death!" —Andy [2020-07-27]
JadedCynic: but a socialist society would know to invest in long-term benefits without constantly obsessing of the next quarter's stockholder prospectus
Mashamino: LUL
kusinohki: one would think that eventually the equipment would need replaced and could be converted to metric then, but I doubt that will ever happen...
AzaleaCloud: Food on the upper left for you, Nelson.
Laserbeaks_Fury: If Death touches you, is that how you get la petite mort?
AzaleaCloud: Or not.
KeytarCat: @couchboyj I meant that long term standardization is expensive, so when the priority is profit, it takes a back seat
JadedCynic: @Laserbeaks_Fury if only
MAPBoardgames: @Laserbeaks_Fury Only if Death uses their pinkies.
BusTed: FBtouchdown
TheMerricat: @JadedCynic Yes but the 'long term benefits' of converting to metric in this case are just... we match the rest of the world. Which does what for us exactly other than the few bobbles when we cooperate in a project with another country and one of use effs up the conversion?
AzaleaCloud: FBtouchdown
Mashamino: Death needs that food, he's just skin and bones! in fact, he's not even skin!
couchboyj: @kusinohki You cant really do it gradually. Having some stuff in metric and the rest not isn't a good idea.
KeytarCat: Weapons are just movesets
thrythlind: Yeah, they're playstyles not power-ups
SkylerRingtail: Is the Relic meta progression permanent, or lost on a game over?
kusinohki: agreed, yet that's already happening since some parts are made here and others are made in other countries *shrug*
couchboyj: True enough
Drasvin: Most character progression in Gauntlet is horizontal instead of vertical.
JadedCynic: @JadedCynic the fact that you cannot see the long term benefits is part of the problem, but this isn't the venue for this sort of discussion
Dog_of_Myth: Big Mummy
BusTed: tqsSmug
RandomTrivia: Pffffft
Kramburger: IAN NO
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
TheAinMAP: lrrSPOOPY
DigitalSeahorse: xD
SymphonicLolita: LUL
patrick_stonecrusher: the hole guy from earlier!
corefluxx: Conan?
thrythlind: so, Thyra wants revenge for her dead girlfriend, right?
saucemaster5000: You ever wake up, stumble out of bed, and just start pounding the ground repeatedly?
BrindleBoar: MOAR DOTS
JadedCynic: nice!
Ceris75: MOAR DOTS
Dog_of_Myth: Cool raid mechanic
LordZarano: lrrDOTS
TheAinMAP: lrrFINE
MAPBoardgames: All bosses are puzzle bosses. Just some puzzles are hit it with a rocket launcher!
AzaleaCloud: MOAR DOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS
saucemaster5000: @MAPBoardgames Best solution to a 1000 piece jigsaw
JadedCynic: Advice: Go Left
DigitalSeahorse: go left
JadedCynic: !advice
MAPBoardgames: @saucemaster5000 Rocket Launcher?
saucemaster5000: yup!
saucemaster5000: or any puzzle over 500 pieces really
Ceris75: Wail on the someabitch
DaxStrife: Let's rotate the mummy!
AzaleaCloud: Alex, if you made "DPS!!!!" a regular rallying cry of yours irregardless of context, I would not complain. :p
Laserbeaks_Fury: So you gotta DPS a heart? Typical Valve boss
MAPBoardgames: girlzg1GGTGANG
JadedCynic: yeah, it's like a combination lock
JadedCynic: 2....looks like Rule of 3+1?
DigitalSeahorse: katesRaid katesRaid katesRaid
JadedCynic: chevron 1 is locked
TheMerricat: so I think they actually don't have to worry about aligning them it's just that they can't do the left side till the right side is done
DigitalSeahorse: lucidOwO lucidOwO lucidOwO
Boon_33: kite
DigitalSeahorse: need huge gillotine
JadedCynic: this COULD be done solo - start with the generators, then the right button for outer ring, then left button for inner ring, then dps heart
saucemaster5000: Khamun Khamun Khamun Khamun Khamun Khameleon. He comes and goooooes.
BusTed: KAPOW
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck lucidDuck lucidDuck
AzaleaCloud: FBtouchdown
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
underhill33: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
pn55: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
JadedCynic: good job folks! <3
Laserbeaks_Fury: Sun King Avad
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDance
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPoint
SymphonicLolita: lrrGREED lrrGREED
Ceris75: FFVictory.wav
Haroldholmes25: 4 words every millennial wants to hear
AzaleaCloud: The lrrSPOOP of lrrIAN congratulates you~
DigitalSeahorse: pegaSass
couchboyj: If he's a mummy, shouldn't his heart be in a canopic jar and not popping in and out of his chest?
AzaleaCloud: Maybe he took the jar back when he woke up.
Nuurgle: maybe he keeps his jar in his chest cavity?
JadedCynic: @couchboyj yeah, I was half-expecting each f his canopic jars to appear and we destroy each...
corefluxx: Cheer100
JadedCynic: @Nuurgle THAT is galaxy-brain strats
asthanius: He was gonna do all the normal mummy stuff, but his heart just wasn’t in it
Nuurgle: got sick of leaving it out and people smashing it
RandomTrivia: @asthanius sergePun
saucemaster5000: plot twist -- that was the canopic jar. the big mummy in the NEXT room....
TheMerricat: @couchboyj They put the jar back in the cavity, I mean he's a big dude, there wasn't any room to put it anywhere else :p
couchboyj: I think this "king" just got a discount second rate mummification
Darleysam: I appreciate Wheeler animorphing into Nelson for the Punt/Counterpunt graphic
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DigitalSeahorse: yay my hands are now clean enough for typing
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DigitalSeahorse: music is gone again
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTap
Ceris75 needs Cheetos badly
DigitalSeahorse: ssandZEN_TK ssandGHOST_TK openseBeeps
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DigitalSeahorse: digita435Raveduck quack
serramarkov: Go me, I swapped laundry, made fizzy water and got back before they did!
DigitalSeahorse: that is the real game
mitomanox: lrrFINE lrrSHINE lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrSHINE lrrFINE
saucemaster5000: @Ceris75 I threw some at the screen but the file didn't send...
serramarkov: I have a Soda Stream, I just realized what I didn't intend to say.
DigitalSeahorse: gotta digitize the cheezees
MAPBoardgames: StinkyCheese
DigitalSeahorse: shouCheese
mitomanox: @DigitalSeahorse cheezetize it
TheAinMAP: lrrSIG
Drasvin: Do you get to hug the dragons?
Lord_Hosk: I can't see
SymphonicLolita: dragon tales...............
Lord_Hosk: Oh When I open my eyes I can see
saucemaster5000: @DigitalSeahorse do you use a wusthof or a zwilling for that?
DigitalSeahorse: shouCmon smite!
Ceris75: These guys are in a DUNGEON full of DRAGONS.
mitomanox: lrrGREED
thrythlind: The necormancer's basic attacks summon undead from the ground to fight for her
JadedCynic: @Ceris75 actually none yet - seems pretty much all undead
MAPBoardgames: Don't. Have. To live with an effigy!
Nigouki: oooooh, we've entered the BONE ZONE
DigitalSeahorse: saucemaster5000, nope, just a digital camera, that is until they come out with ability to digitize smells and tastes
Koshindan: It is recharging, just very slowly.
JadedCynic: oh, looks like gobbos now
mitomanox: zap zap
Mattmitchell45: Beer me, Servants of Evil!
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
RandomTrivia: lrrCOW
MWGNZ: jamieOopsie
TheMerricat: So chat, favorite version of Gauntlet? I like this version but really have a thing for the old Atari ST version I used to play with my brother.
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat ahhh <3
Dog_of_Myth: N64 version was pretty fun.
saucemaster5000: N64 was terrible and wonderful in equal bits
Mr_Horrible: fave will forever be Dark Legacy for gamecube
Nigouki: rubble pile might be blow-up-able
DigitalSeahorse: fud
DigitalSeahorse: woops
TStodden: Gauntlet Legends (N64) is pretty good. Game scales with players & doesn't have the degrading health mechanic.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Lord_Hosk: and once Beej touches any food, no one wants to touch it.
djalternative: the N64 had no faults for its intended audience
TheAinMAP: lrrCOW
djalternative: It's just a shame humans don't also have 3 hands
DigitalSeahorse: omnomnom
pn55: I feel this has gone off the rails... HypeLUL
MAPBoardgames: @djalternative The 3-armed Zeeblox?
saucemaster5000: wizard is talking nonsense again
Fanklok: aren't these streams supposed to have adult supervision
Laserbeaks_Fury: Blasers
djalternative: @djalternative exactly
Tiber727: My favorite part of Lord of the Rings was when the Balrog lazily walked up to Galdalf and Gandalf beamed him to death.
xantos69: Cheer75 Bits Thanks for the great stream.
Dog_of_Myth: lrrHAM
DigitalSeahorse: lol
saucemaster5000: @Tiber727 "You... shall not....oh he's dead." (whistles, walks away)
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ok, boomer
Boon_33: boom to north
Boon_33: nvm
TStodden: You already kaboomed all your boom booms.
thrythlind: yes, break all the boomer things
airylan: no boom today. Boom tomorrow. Always boom tomorrow.
JadedCynic: these giant fossilized skeletons in the walls makes me worry about the possibilities of drangons
BrowneePoints: Okay real talk though, the environments in this are legitimately pretty
BrowneePoints: it's a great lighting system
MAPBoardgames: The wizard lights the fuse with an ice beam
TStodden: Who needs their trigger discipline badged revoked?
thrythlind: rogues on point isn't terrible... when they can stealth
saucemaster5000: actually, now that you mention it, this does have a good lighting sytem, and the UI is easy to read the chaos
JadedCynic: yeah, level art is beautiful, but also a little ominous (if foreshadowing)
Twilight_Spark: HANDLE IT
TStodden: The game will only allow you to go back so far... it'll eventually close doors on you.
Lord_Hosk: I need food too, im really hungry
MAPBoardgames: Have you ever been hungry enough to eat two whole cooked turkeys?
DigitalSeahorse: pegaDrool
DigitalSeahorse: pegaLul
DigitalSeahorse: tqsKnife tqsSpoon
JadedCynic: @MAPBoardgames actually yeah...it took a weekend but...
TheMerricat: @MAPBoardgames two whole cooked turkeys that have been left out to return to room temperature. :D
LordZarano: RPGPhatLoot
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyCrown
TStodden: What's Better: Wall Chicken OR Dungeon Turkey?
MAPBoardgames: @TheMerricat in a bricked-up room behind an army of skelemans
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPride full health
saucemaster5000: so you've been to my thanksgiving?
BloodnBullets: thats a moray!
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
DigitalSeahorse: Vacancy, they're hiring!
MAPBoardgames: wub-a-dub-a-duba that true?
JadedCynic: I mean, tho - y'all do have occasional problems with letting enemy goons to stand next to you, thinking they're allies: teeammmates ONLY have "LoadingReadyLIVE" captioned on their character sprite :D
thrythlind: Relics and weapons are more like playstyles than increased power... just good to unlock them all so you can play with the one you prefer.
tipulsar85: This is still a fun edition of Gauntlet...
HadesLeprechaun: it's been like 7 years, but I think most of the purchasables are just cosmetic or different abilities, not necessarily much 'better'
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDed vicksyRaid
JadedCynic: spanish
DigitalSeahorse: it's gross
dougma: need to stand in queue first
BrowneePoints: I mean, she ain't getting any deader
saucemaster5000: that's gonna be a long loading screen
BrowneePoints: BACK TO WORK!
JadedCynic: it's not all it's hyped up to be, sadly
DigitalSeahorse: the end of the queue hath been called
BigDaddyBland87: Oh thank goodness we didn't have to wait 10-12 hour
Laserbeaks_Fury: Can you guess what comes up if you google "Gauntlet" and "Thor"
saucemaster5000: imagine getting in that line expecting the new disney imagineering ride...
JadedCynic: okay, that MIGHT be a content warning folks
JadedCynic: yeah, we got arachnids - chat be advised
JadedCynic: LOVE the sass of the Narrator :D
BrowneePoints: I just realized Beej shoots 240 arrows a minute
BrowneePoints: cuz he's firing 2 arrows a beat at 120bpm
Boon_33: ah, 90's action movie Ass-off
DigitalSeahorse: knocked into yummy
Laserbeaks_Fury: Elf begins firing arrows *thump thump thump thump* Flash, AH-AH!
BrowneePoints: @Laserbeaks_Fury that's too slow
DigitalSeahorse: vicksySpook tqsIrene tqsPie
BrowneePoints: We're talking more Black Betty tempo @Laserbeaks_Fury
SymphonicLolita: spoods
Dog_of_Myth: El Spidro Gigante
JadedCynic: bad spooders, no friend
JadedCynic: :D
Koshindan: "Puzzle"
DeM0nFiRe: I dont have the key guys sorry
thrythlind: I just played that level of Nioh 2.... ick, spiders
DigitalSeahorse: tqsShy
Lysander_salamander: Hello folks!
BrowneePoints: I still find it funny Ram Jam's most famous song isn't even sung by their singer(their guitarist sings Black Betty)
Laserbeaks_Fury: Will the real Key, step forward and sign in please!
Lysander_salamander: how's the Guantleting going?
JadedCynic: whale plaid! :D
HadesLeprechaun: Killtrocity
Dog_of_Myth: Hiya @Lysander_salamander
Lysander_salamander: PrideLionHey
JadedCynic: ah, an array of rooms all connected with locked doors and lots aof key
BrowneePoints: Oh hey Ian has that other Vegeta attack where he hurls like a million balls
DigitalSeahorse: key on floor
DigitalSeahorse: there
Laserbeaks_Fury: Praise KEysus
DigitalSeahorse: pegaRIP
BrowneePoints: It's the Victory Road strength puzzle
JadedCynic: but the gap had a jump pad on the other side, too; you CAN GO BACK
JadedCynic: it's just a tiny spot with cash
DigitalSeahorse: katesRaid vicksyKnife vicksyGun katesGun
JadedCynic: making a bridge
DigitalSeahorse: woop
DigitalSeahorse: tqsHeal
JadedCynic: you have to get UP, to knock that last - alex has it
JadedCynic: can't go back, a wall just closed
SymphonicLolita: Big Spood
DigitalSeahorse: katesWot katesD vicksySpook
BrowneePoints: If you die! She'll eat your spleen. Not cool man, that's really meen
BrowneePoints: Look out, here comes spider queen
TheAinMAP: lrrSPOOPY
JadedCynic: good jerb!
Laserbeaks_Fury: My Demon, Fred
Lysander_salamander: nice, having a demon friend
Asimech: @BrowneePoints So you're saying she's a reel meen spleen eetin' macheen?
Dog_of_Myth: Demons are a wizards best friend
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTrash
JadedCynic: well spotted Alex SeemsGood
DigitalSeahorse: heheh
Lysander_salamander: I've never played this game
Laserbeaks_Fury: Why did they give the Valkyrie a butt pose?
SquareDotCube: Mythril is technically toxic though
saucemaster5000: I foilwrapped myself to take a troll spear, will post results soon
Lysander_salamander: Oh, there's a dlc for a Necromancer.
SquareDotCube: so perhaps a type of pewter
niccus: does that mean orcs are radioactive or something
Mattmitchell45: Nah Elf Blades aren't Mithril
Laserbeaks_Fury: I think Sting was an elf weapon?
DigitalSeahorse: katesSong
djalternative: Do Orcs drink Glurp? And if not, how can we get them some?
thrythlind: Elven swords were crafted to glow in the presence of enemies.
CompSciJedi: Mithril doesn't glow, only special elf-forged blades like Glamdring and Orcrist glowed, specifically blades made in Gondolin
thrythlind: It's an elven craft thing.
MAPBoardgames: Spider! He is our hero!
Lord_Hosk: It depends on which mythology, much like vampires,
thrythlind: Numenoreans, Elves, and Dwarves all had their own little weapon secrets
Laserbeaks_Fury: We have Wall Turkey at home!
thattcgguy: Alex with the Whitest Kids You Know Reference
thattcgguy: "Stop breaking my butt"
thrythlind: which is one of the main inspirations for my Divine Blood setting (Full Metal Panic)
BrowneePoints: Yep! Gondolinian blades glowed in the presence of Morgoth's Minions right?
MWGNZ raises hand
Lysander_salamander: What if, instead of glowing mithril, it's a bio-luminescent mimic in the shape of a sword?
theblakdeth: Thats that Kiwi we need to get out of here
BloodnBullets: I feel needed
thrythlind: Numenoreans were good at making anti-undead weapons
SkylerRingtail: Or if the current one worsens
DigitalSeahorse: pfft
NimrodXIV: IAN
JadedCynic: spoilers: we're still in the first one...
Lord_Hosk: ANOTHER Pandemic? that implies we will get out of the current one
MAPBoardgames: The game also does Remote Play Together
JadedCynic: ^^^^ <3
niccus: which one is victoria picking? polio or the pox?
theblakdeth: @JadedCynic fitting username
DigitalSeahorse: it's still March 2020
BrowneePoints: Perfect Dark Fucked, so THAT'S the name of the sequel
JadedCynic: @DigitalSeahorse it is March 929, 2020
saucemaster5000: Goldeneye flirted so Perfect Dark could Fuck
DigitalSeahorse: JadedCynic yep
Laserbeaks_Fury: Teach yourself to eat gold
Fanklok: !advice
LRRbot: Chickens are not our enemies.
JadedCynic: gotta get all the side quests - overlevel against the boss
Thatwasademo: it's september 10612, 1993
HorusFive: Remember. The spiders are just as scared of you as you are of it.... which must mean those spiders are TERRIFIED
SymphonicLolita: it's [insert Epoch time joke here]
MAPBoardgames: CAn't see shit, cap'n
DigitalSeahorse: pegaYuck gross
Laserbeaks_Fury: He can only come if you say his name 3 times: Fayeshit Fayeshit Fayeshit
Thatwasademo: @SymphonicLolita for the record, the timestamp is about 1663641700
niccus: five gross? i don't think they put in *that* many spiders
SymphonicLolita: @SymphonicLolita thank you I was too lazy to actually look it up
JadedCynic: @Thatwasademo Latur earthquake?
Lysander_salamander: now the game truly begins
DigitalSeahorse: pegaDrool yum
SymphonicLolita: lrrSPOOP
Thatwasademo: @Thatwasademo "eternal september"
Laserbeaks_Fury: We have many spider, LEFT SIDE
niccus: two queens? good for them
TehAmelie: spider queen, spider queen, does whatever a spidermom does
MAPBoardgames: I think the wizard can mix spell elements
JadedCynic: oh yeahhhh, predated MY entry onto the internet by a year or two (via my public library and USENET, a pox upon the paradox of AOL Canada)
KeytarCat: Ian has 9 moves, I think, with three elements and two slots?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Now the queue can start'
Lysander_salamander: yay money
JadedCynic: good job!
KeytarCat: 6*
JonnyGlitched: Hi everyone! What did I miss? lrrBEEJ
Nuurgle: the stream
SymphonicLolita: @JonnyGlitched an increasing amount of spiders
DigitalSeahorse: JadedCynic, oh hey, by pandemic time I'm a few years younger than I thought! katesParty
JonnyGlitched: I haven't played the new Gauntlet since launch, I heard it got a lot better
JadedCynic: @DigitalSeahorse can't catch me as an old if I never get old
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyInspect
JonnyGlitched: The biggest problem I have is I don't have 3 friends to play with
DigitalSeahorse: JadedCynic xD
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDOTS katesGun
JonnyGlitched: So that Whirlwind attack seems very good
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyGun lrrDOTS
JadedCynic: @JonnyGlitched yeah, alex can handle oodles of mooks
MAPBoardgames: @JonnyGlitched I bet you could find some friends on the LRR discord
DigitalSeahorse: tqsEgg tqsEgg tqsEgg vicksyHappy
Lysander_salamander: mmmm, wizard
niccus: if you're good we'll even get you the wet wizard food
JonnyGlitched: @MAPBoardgames yeah, but... that requires doing stuff
LordZarano: "This food can only be used by the wizard"
JadedCynic: then maggie smith cgi's from a cat
MAPBoardgames: @JonnyGlitched It not perfect system.
Lysander_salamander: nice
Asimech: I wonder if wizard's react to opening a can of tuna like cats?
Lysander_salamander: we're writing a Crapshot here
SnackPak_: lrrFRUMP
TemporallyAwry: Nope ... not clipping that.
JonnyGlitched: What is blood, but human gravy?
Juliamon: consider: we react to people cracking pop cans the way cats react to tuna cans
Asimech: *scrr scrr scrr* "I sensed that my presence is needed here. Oh, mind if I have a taste?"
Fanklok: !adult
LRRbot: I need a better adult!
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHeck vicksyHype
SymphonicLolita: having a bath, otherwise known as making your own gravy
Lysander_salamander: Photonic blast
MAPBoardgames: @Lysander_salamander It's been too long since we heard from WZRD wizard chat
DigitalSeahorse: walkin' on egg shells
saucemaster5000: walking on eggshells with this party....
saucemaster5000: jinx
JonnyGlitched: @MAPBoardgames That's one of my favorite shirts
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's a COmpantion Cube
Frankenstain: Dripping in gravy
Juliamon: next time you open a tuna can imagine your cat going "AW YEA GRIP IT N RIP IT"
saucemaster5000: @Juliamon PrideLaugh
JadedCynic: they used the 'key & door' mechanic but in a reasonable way and provided plenty of content during...
JonnyGlitched: A more iconic line has never been spoken
Asimech: @Juliamon Mow (Aw yea). Mrow (grip it). MRROW (N RIP IT).
BloodnBullets: all these squares make a circle
MAPBoardgames: !findquote meow
LRRbot: Quote #6327: "Oh my meow." —Serge [2019-08-14]
Lysander_salamander: is there a mini-map?
Enki1256: There were some stalagmites over there the second push box was.
Asimech: @Juliamon Bonus: "Mrr-nrr." (Aw yiss.)
JadedCynic: "when all you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail"
thrythlind: are we sure Questor is not a Rogue with the Scout subclass?
BrindleBoar: bomberman, bomberman, does whatever a bomber can
JadedCynic: @thrythlind yes, we are. the game docs are quite clear
Veste: boneathan???????
JonnyGlitched: Bonethan the Flying Fuckskull
DigitalSeahorse: Continuous
JadedCynic: no, generator up here ;)
DigitalSeahorse: Enthusiastic
DigitalSeahorse: Consent
JadedCynic: I feel bad for breaking that up :(
DigitalSeahorse: lol
JonnyGlitched: I think I could go a whole turkey if that was all I was eating
TemporallyAwry: lrrWOW
TheWanderingNomad: zoomizLUL zoomizLUL
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPoint
Asimech: "Continuous. Enthusiastic. Sandwiches."
JadedCynic: give me a fridge and some cutlery and I can work over a whole turkey...over time
BrindleBoar: Lewd.
TehAmelie: !holes
LRRbot: Did somebody mention famous Shia LaBeouf vehicle Holes??
Lysander_salamander: I've never seen the remake
JonnyGlitched: The originals have ages very well
JonnyGlitched: aged*
BrowneePoints: What what's aged fine?
croisvoix1: I mean there is the tree scene
TehAmelie: i'll swallow your hole
lucky_gal: there is one scene in evil dead 1 that didn't age well but the rest is still good
JonnyGlitched: It's a remake
thrythlind: yes
BrowneePoints: Evil Dead 1 is a better movie but more dated
MAPBoardgames: De-nied!
TehAmelie: floor! so much better a term than level
JadedCynic: evil dead 2 is what they made when they got the money
TehAmelie: or, at least less ocnfusing
TemporallyAwry: !discord
LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
drcthulu: you'll find it's not the movie that's changed, but you
Asimech: Evil Dead 2 recaps, and retcons bits, of 1 before it starts properly.
TheAinMAP: Which cord?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Always leave them wanting porn
kalira77: dwarf fortress looks different than I remember
JadedCynic: @drcthulu that's very profound and true
djalternative: ~which establishmentarianism
LRRTwitter: Dis establishmentarianism.
MAPBoardgames: Like Doom
JadedCynic: thanks for the fun!
JonnyGlitched: Thanks for a great stream everyone! Thanks for the company chat!
thrythlind: Maybe try the Necromancer hero next time.. she's fun.
JadedCynic: have a great night
Raincoast_Bear: Cross stream. I'm still Bear.
TehAmelie: i've been entertained
FarleyF: !patreon
LRRbot: 2720 patrons for a total of $20,960.97 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
FarleyF: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/voxlunch | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Jeremy White: twitch.tv/jrhwhite | Kathleen: twitch.tv/BraveNewFaves | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler | Nelson: twitch.tv/coachnelly
FarleyF: !alex
LRRbot: Alex’s Varied Creations ~ Gumroad: http://gumroad.com/alexsteacy | Patreon: patreon.com/alexsteacy | Home stream: twitch.tv/voxlunch | Twitter: twitter.com/alexsteacy
DigitalSeahorse: ^
JonnyGlitched: The best sequel to The Evil Dead was Cabin In The Woods
Thatwasademo: super thanks is basically just bits except slower
distrustingspectator: good stream @LoadingReadyRun thanks
pn55: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
JadedCynic: Google saw Amazon making money from Bits, and me-too'ed
Thatwasademo: well, they did that a while ago with super chat on youtube streams
Juliamon: (that's a lie btw)
JadedCynic: and then 'super thanks' is just super chat outside of YT streams
Thatwasademo: so really I should say super thanks is super chat but slower, and super chat is bits but google instead of amazon
LordZarano: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge journey back to the Vault with more Minecraft Vault Hunters! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (13:59 from now).
KeytarCat: This button starts the schedule 2 in??
pn55: Pride100
Pal_Friendpatine: Schedule says there is MoC and TS. Looks like it did start two in
Juliamon: yeah I dunno why that button skips to the third slide
JonnyGlitched: The other streams for tomorrow are still listed on the website
Raincoast_Bear: Enough Gloomhaven already...
TemporallyAwry: #UseSleeves
JadedCynic: @Thatwasademo meh, you summarized; it's not like we were insisting you showed your own work! :D <3
BrowneePoints: 60 bucks per person
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPog
SkylerRingtail: @Raincoast_Bear We've barely scratched the surface
JonnyGlitched: phat stacks
Juliamon: Raincoast_Bear What do you mean? They've barely played
SnackPak_: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
TheAinMAP: lrrARROWS
Juliamon: Raincoast_Bear Also that show is *specifically* for long-running games
JonnyGlitched: WHY are you YELLING
DoodlestheGreat: Beej, think you'll get to the next seasonal anime roundup?
Lysander_salamander: Yay
BigDaddyBland87: LOUD NOISES!
Lysander_salamander: Theremin Hero
BrindleBoar: no one show Ian the clip of the guy playing PUBG with a recorder
JadedCynic: @BrindleBoar shhhhhh
Raincoast_Bear: @Juliamon It's never going to end. It's going to take 100 sessions.
Juliamon: Raincoast_Bear And?
Juliamon: It's called "The Long Game" for a reason
JadedCynic: @Juliamon then don't watch? HahaShrugLeft :\ HahaShrugRight
JadedCynic: I'm not fond of MtG so I just don't watch that content, I don't diss it
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
ArdCollider: any time, Ian, thanks for the stream :D
JadedCynic: we gotta get this to him :D
Raincoast_Bear: I'd prefer a different "Long Game". There are many options.
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeBits guyjudgeBits guyjudgeBits
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
Juliamon: Raincoast_Bear I also would like to point out that Gloomhaven doesn't even have 6 episodes under its belt yet.
SkylerRingtail: LRR Numbers Station
epsilon_vee: ^
Thatwasademo: I think that's against twitch TOS
matthaus_c: cam and ian christmas loading screen
SnackPak_: like a terrestrial station
JadedCynic: thank you for sharing the fun, have a great time <3
Sethalidos: anyone wanna tell Beej
LordZarano: Static does not compress well...
DeM0nFiRe: Twitch's transcoding servers won't think it's idle LUL
niccus: it is in fact maximally active
JadedCynic: I still like "LRR numbers station"
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyRage vicksyS
FarleyF: loading ready run - the new salty bet
thrythlind: how about an event where you get in shifts and maintain 24 hour streaming?
thrythlind: for like a week?
MAPBoardgames: LRRbot already has a ton of content.
MAPBoardgames: !advice
LRRbot: Get yourself a Beej.
aerohydra: good advice
Thatwasademo: @thrythlind needs some sort of hook... like, what game are they playing?
JadedCynic: ^^^
damn_i_am_pretty: no. I don't need one
DeM0nFiRe: @thrythlind Oh and make people pay to watch them play a boring game for longer?
SkylerRingtail: (Personally, FWIW, I'm lukewarm on the Gloomhaven streams because the physical game is so *clunky* mechanically. The digital version made life so much easier; I couldn't go back)
JadedCynic: nah, doesn't sound like that'd work
thrythlind: @thrythlind yeah, yeah! and maybe have challenges to ask them stupid questions
DigitalSeahorse: well that one stream Alex did of the pot with the post it note faces was very fun but he got temp banned
BigDaddyBland87: @thrythlind I don't see that catching on LUL
DigitalSeahorse: (no VOD)
SkylerRingtail: @DigitalSeahorse The *what* now?
Juliamon: Tonkotsu pot stream sure happened
Thatwasademo: !venga
LRRbot: The National Weather Service in Las Vegas has issued a Severe Venga Bus Warning for Clark County in southern Nevada until 1159 PM PST. At 653 PM PDT, wheels of steel were located along a line extending from New York to San Francisco, moving southwest at 45 mph. HAZARD: Intercity Disco. SOURCE: Party indicated. IMPACT: Collision, Bright Lights, Dancing. Locations impacted include Tucson, Phoenix, and Flagstaff.
DigitalSeahorse: SkylerRingtail it was years ago on his home stream
DigitalSeahorse: a slow cooking pork I think it was
SkylerRingtail: Ahhh
DigitalSeahorse: some fancy name I don't remember
Juliamon: tonkotsu
DigitalSeahorse: ah
Juliamon: The stream was just a shot of the pot on the stove, and he would occasionally put post-its on the pot lid to give it a 'face'
Juliamon: I remember watching a bit of it
DigitalSeahorse: there was like 80 people watching too
DigitalSeahorse: very active chat
SkylerRingtail: So why did it get banned? No visual activity?
DigitalSeahorse: yeah twitch assumed it was dead stream
Juliamon: Yeah, no actual humans on screen
Juliamon: literally just an unattended pot
DigitalSeahorse: and no talking of the streamer
Juliamon: simmering away
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTrash