LoadingReadyRun: lrrCORI Cameron's gonna leave me alone for this stream. What should I play?
Juliamon: Oh no, uhhhh
Juliamon: I am actively eating a donut, so Donut County
Juliamon: I don't remember if that's been TS'd
LoadingReadyRun: I think i played it at home?
GapFiller: the wiki says no
GapFiller: so by that logic its an option
Juliamon: time for holes??
GapFiller: !holes
GapFiller: dyr ever just think abt Holes? Kappa
CastleOtranto: All the time
Juliamon: !! are the Portable Holes sold out?
LoadingReadyRun: issues getting the game installed again. I'll just go live and chat with y'all while i wait
SnackPak_: lrrSIG
GapFiller: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG nalvThink nalvThink nalvThink
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Juliamon: Forget Gloomhaven, it's *this* stream that's cursed
mtvcdm: A hidden object game. Oh boy. This is gonna be a thing today.
CAKHost: Did the 'horse' tag changed to 'hoser'?
Juliamon: CAKHost #BlameSerge
LoadingReadyRun: wait did someone change my horse tag?!
LoadingReadyRun: oh no it's good
LoadingReadyRun: whew
mtvcdm: Find the hidden hoser!
nalha: evening
Juliamon: I had a dream about a horse last night
Juliamon: it needed to have the milk combed out of its beard-mane but it wouldn't let ME do it, it only wanted its owner to do it
GapFiller: is the horses being hidden the reason why they cant be drawn
EricTheOrange: ah back to the world of the hidden object adventure game. Lets see if we can get a puzzle solution weirder than use yo-yo on honey and then use yo-yo on scraps of fabric in trees.
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TehAmelie: hi Cori
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
Mischievous_Catgeist: oh no
Earthenone: wow that talking sounds so real! can hardly tell its a simulaton
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EricTheOrange: I see a rode case in teh shot
KV1NN4: uh oh Jo is channeling a certain best brat XD
CAKHost: With his friend, Russel!
LordZarano: That sure is a video game title
EricTheOrange: is that like Ians Bass case?
Molladia: Did we finish all the Sherlock games?
kristian_fischer: Hidden Objects with Edgar Allan Poe? So behind a fresh brick wall and under the floorboards?
aerohydra: thats a hidden object
mtvcdm: A $3 hidden object game. I'm pretty sure the plot is not especially important.
nalha: its weathery
Juliamon: It gloomy
Mischievous_Catgeist: the meaning of life?
Nigouki: we can see the hidden objects!
Nenluen: 95 f in the midwest
EricTheOrange: Hot. Recordbreakingly hot actually
cuttlefishman: there is a hurricane hitting my province later this week, what chips should I buy to prep?
Atiota: weather's fine but depending on the wind it sounds like crap outside so i am Inside
nalha: quite chilly in sweden today
cuttlefishman: I'm thinking all-dressed maybe
mtvcdm: Edgar Poe (nee Allan)
GDwarble: I note this says "Edgar Poe", rather than "Edgar Allen Poe", so I'm choosing to believe this is just some random guy named "Edgar"
TehAmelie: random trivia: the spectacular comic Hellblazer ended up with that name only because Hellraiser, the movie series with the man with pins in his head, came out just a little bit earlier
niccus: The Warmth That Will No Longer End
GDwarble: Which, I mean, Poe is very dead, so it basically is just some random guy named "Edgar"
Darleysam: Edgar Path Of Exile
CastleOtranto: That's French for "the grass"
Molladia: It's currently 10 degrees with a 80% chance of rain,
EricTheOrange: wait i thought we were playing edgar allen poe
LordZarano: Æ brand car
GDwarble: @EricTheOrange No, it's "with", not "as" :P
nalha: there is the object!
epsilon_vee: 'e lay in the grass?
niccus: that's a lot of games
Juliamon: aw yea we mobile game port baby
mtvcdm: Oh this looks like $3 may have been an overstatement.
EricTheOrange: @GDwarble well now I'm imagining Edgar Allen Poe as navi
GDwarble: I like that we're carrying what can only be described as a "tome"
Nigouki: yes, the lady with the evil magic book is calling others sus
passwordlost_hereiam: I think my ma bought crystals from that women on a road side near Phoenix.
EricTheOrange: Mmmmm "Flakes"
Alephred: Your character looks suspicious, is she cosplaying a wizard?
GDwarble: @Alephred More a witch, I'd say
epsilon_vee: number go up
EricTheOrange: I do like the zoom in feature. More hidden object games need that
Atiota: b u r g e r
GhostValv: borger
GDwarble: It's not on a plate
niccus: the elusive wild hamburger
GDwarble: I hope the truck is full-sized and just very well disguised
JadedCynic: oh...the scoring mechanic might be best done by sitting and spotting where all the items are and then clicking them all quickly in sequence for the multiplier
TehAmelie: ham burger. the code of the impoverished
EricTheOrange: Wow axe under the counter instead of the traditional shotgun
GDwarble: You...won a duck? I guess?
mtvcdm: Congratulations here is duck
JadedCynic: procedural generation of item lists? NICE
Molladia: But is it energy based? will we run out and need to wait for it to regenerate?
EricTheOrange: I see a kitty
GDwarble: @JadedCynic Hmm, may not be procedural, hard to tell
TehAmelie: lrrHAM
GDwarble: But multiple object lists is kinda neat, at least
SnackPak_: is this a roguelike hidden object game? lrrBEEJ
Juliamon: Love this bgm, the two notes with an occasional third/fourth
josh___something: Oh no...
aerohydra: scary
JadedCynic: wtf?
EricTheOrange: ummm
Atiota: h u h?
cuttlefishman: uhh
TheMerricat: you clicked too much
CastleOtranto: You all saw that, right?
mtvcdm: The bird has chosen you Cori
JadedCynic: nevermore?
EricTheOrange: quoth the raven?
josh___something: The matches are in a completely different resolution
EricTheOrange: why is their a GIANT BEE on that wall
TheMerricat: This DOES not look like the outside of a gas station
KV1NN4: I feel extremely that Smiley Face
EricTheOrange: Like that thing is the size of a baseball
KV1NN4: also holy crap that bee is huge
mtvcdm: A suncatcher above the toilet. Oh goodness.
Spades_Slicc: A bee is similar to a butterfly
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat you don't go around the back much?
TheMerricat: and who the hell keeps their kitchen utensils on a rack outside a gas station above what we presume is the bathroom door?
niccus: it's good to know that i won't have a nightmare in the toilet
TehAmelie: her powr level! it's. . .exactly 9000
JadedCynic: utility room
Atiota: anything can be a bathroom i guess....
GDwarble: @TheMerricat The Ushers, I guess
EricTheOrange: Sadly this seems to be a more pure hidden object game and not one of those adventure hidden object games
JadedCynic: oh that tool pegboard tho...
GDwarble: I assume Edgar Allen will show up at some point
EricTheOrange: do we have to get 3 stars to proceede
TheMerricat: must kill
GDwarble: Surely at some point we must coat a yo-yo in honey to solve a puzzle, otherwise what's the point?
EricTheOrange: ah yes the "moving picture" animations that these games seem to love for some reason.
GDwarble: @EricTheOrange They're a cheap way to do animation, mostly
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GDwarble: This car's trunk has some very odd perspective nonsense going on
Reecer6: a walking cane as opposed to a sight-seeing cane, i guess
GDwarble: Also, you could fit a small house in this trunk
EricTheOrange: @GDwarble makes sense. Personally I would have just gone for no animation.
TehAmelie: the art style of this game is somehow reminding me of like four separate W+P games
TheMerricat: Chat, I don't want to alarm you but I think the protag has issues....
ShaneLeeAtk: So much potential sharpnel
GhostValv: um...
GDwarble: It's her driving scissors
KV1NN4: i miss having a car
EricTheOrange: just ya know some scissors in the foot well
Atiota: who just keeps a lightbulb in the front of their car
Mischievous_Catgeist: thats a large safety pin
mtvcdm: You gotta have your poker hand while driving
SocraticMethod: Jet turbine next to the driver's window
SocraticMethod: wow
GDwarble: And of course the scissors are the size of the megaphone, in case she needs to cut a...billboard?
EricTheOrange: is that a blacklight lightbulb?
PhoenixShaman: where are the pedles?
TheMerricat: @Mischievous_Catgeist You need LARGE saftey for a car like this
GDwarble: Why is there a starfish?
KV1NN4: that gnome is HUGE D:
They_Are_Alyx: It's a little gnome!
Alephred: If I saw this, I would immediately think 'this is the car of a crazy person'.
PhoenixShaman: those are at an interesting scale
JadedCynic: you cannot get ye key
EricTheOrange: the key seemingly fused into the wall
JadedCynic: so much graffitti
SocraticMethod: I think the bedazzled car was less of a hazard for the occupants than that
JadedCynic: this level of property upkeep screams "this place has been abandoned for generations"
GDwarble: This is less "gothic horror" and more "yard sale gone horribly wrong"
Juliamon: the Big Fall Bash of the House of Usher
PhoenixShaman: so ball at the house of usher not fall
EricTheOrange: ah a "paint brush"
Alephred: It's the house of Usher, R&B singer / dancer.
SocraticMethod: Is that Donnie Darko bunny?
cuttlefishman: Is this a Seinfeld fan game
EricTheOrange: oh is that edgar?
TheMerricat: "I have been covering Crisp App Studio games for quite some time as I do enjoy playing Hidden Objects games. Their latest game, Hidden Objects with Edgar Allan Poe - Mystery Detective, disappointed me. There are only 15 levels, and only one is a 360 panoramic level. Yes, there are enough hidden objects within each level for you to revisit it at least four times. Unfortunately, they are easy to spot, and you can easily complete all four requirements in two goes!"
JadedCynic: dear Mr. Penn, you REALLY need to clean up your property
EricTheOrange: oh nope that roderick
mtvcdm: https://store.steampowered.com/app/762520/Demon_Hunter_4_Riddles_of_Light/ If you need a backup, this one looks pretty wacky and it's on sale.
EricTheOrange: LOL that painting
TehAmelie: random poll: did you ever ride in a car where the driver got SUPER ANGRY with you and stopped the car in order to destroy a balloon which he felt you didn't deserve because of letting it fly into the front compartment where it might have impacted on the driving of the car?
PhoenixShaman: game designer only payed for one png of each char
Alephred: A perfectly normal place for scissors.
GhostValv: @mtvcdm why stop at 1 when you can get the collection :)
TheMerricat: @EricTheOrange if you are talking about the one with the man and his... nose? I think it was done by the same lady who 'restored' that jesus painting....
PhoenixShaman: comb on vase?
SocraticMethod: Jesus the size of that thing
JadedCynic: @EricTheOrange yeah, I think it might be 'inspired'
SocraticMethod: Are we sure we aren't near Exclusion Zone?
JadedCynic: okay, so 'liberal' definitions of objects
MAPBoardgames: A hidden object game? These are fun/ridiculous. Time to get the honey off of the clock hands so you can put it on a yo-yo to get some cloth scraps from a tree.
EricTheOrange: is the warble in the music on purpose? or is it my internet?
Mischievous_Catgeist: what are those photos...
JadedCynic: and a cow skull?
EricTheOrange: And actual photos of people?
JadedCynic: air horn!
SocraticMethod: @EricTheOrange Could be twitch trying to catch up to stream. REload susual fixes it
josh___something: I found the Fidget spinner Jpg
JadedCynic: handcuffs - sounds like a fun person
CAKHost: Maybe she wants a mirror...?
EricTheOrange: Like those photos look was to real for this game
TheMerricat: @EricTheOrange I've been told that's twitch trying to keep up. it adjusts the speed of the video slightly to speed up/slow down when you have connection issues that you can typically notice it via a warble in the music
SocraticMethod: Air horn next to bedside table, as usual
CAKHost: The objects ate him! D:
JadedCynic: I see urns and vases...
TheMerricat: Oh! That gaping HOLE in that man's face isn't his nose, it's the mustache!
EricTheOrange: @TheMerricat yeah It's happened to me before (my potato internet). But this game has a kind of spooky vibe so I didn't know if it was the game or me.
Juliamon: EricTheOrange Yeah nah, it's you, not the game. The music is too generic to be that clever.
GhostValv: D:
MAPBoardgames: I've been in this kitchen
Juliamon: oh DEAR
JadedCynic: @CAKHost he tragically succumbed to his hoarding and was buried in a collapsing pile of books
CastleOtranto: Oh hey, my kitchen!
Juliamon: we NOPE now
josh___something: D:
johkmil: I think Roderick has a hoarding problem.
EricTheOrange: I like the gaint cheese wheel in the cupboard.
JadedCynic: Look, I wanted fun and gothic horror, not an episode of "Hoarders"!!!
KV1NN4: that lemon is the size of a melon
Darleysam: this does remind me though: are there any plans to play Scarlet Hollow on here?
josh___something: Is this a horror
SocraticMethod: Ah yes, pizza and gingerbread dinner.
Mischievous_Catgeist: more fidget spinners
EricTheOrange: I see another fidget spinner.
CAKHost: I feel the fidget spinners were added to be 'modern'
EricTheOrange: is this the 360 one? they said the game had 1
cuttlefishman: have we seen poe yet
SocraticMethod: What is that Jerry Can doing up the tree?
TheMerricat: I think this is the 360 panorama level the review was speaking of....
epsilon_vee: 90's deskphone just on the wall of this ruin
johkmil: We need to have an intervention for Roderick. This is unsafe.
CAKHost: Grave things?!
JadedCynic: @SocraticMethod it's up there to keep the foxes from getting into it
EricTheOrange: It is weird they keep the not used hidden object in
TheMerricat: Elienee isn't telling a very gripping story....
GhostValv: ???
CAKHost: Wat
Dog_of_Myth: Wut
mtvcdm: um
cuttlefishman: what
CAKHost: How can you tell?!
PhoenixShaman: odd way to say grave robbing
EricTheOrange: Did... Did you dig up her garave?
SocraticMethod: Odd? The kitchen is downright ghastly!
KV1NN4: how did you notice..?
MAPBoardgames: I dug up my sister, like I always do, and she wasn't in her coffin.
johkmil: I don’t remember that story mostly concerning picking up random objects.
Darleysam: Is she the final boss? Do you have to find her?
Atiota: has the same music been playing this whole time?
TheMerricat: @EricTheOrange So from what I'm gathering you 'replay' the levels with a random selection of objects to find to 'three star' the levels
Reecer6: she came out to play her favorite song on the turntable!
CAKHost: Did she turned into the raven?!
SocraticMethod: Chess, poker chips. Someone is having a game night in the graveyard
JadedCynic: @EricTheOrange it looks like no one ever filled it in - there's still the straps to lower the coffin during the funeral...
JadedCynic: no stone cap
johkmil: Are there different Poe stories in this?
mtvcdm: @Atiota This would definitely be the kind of game with one track internally labelled "In-game",
TheMerricat: So here's another review "I find the game is very well done, I asked for a refund cause I wanted any challenge, story or adventure."
EricTheOrange: @johkmil doesn't seem like it, only 15 stages
CAKHost: ???
CAKHost: Why you need to do these things?
mtvcdm: That's many drawers
Darleysam: yeah some.. headlight fluid, a long weight..
DangerDiabolik: Dude, clean your room
EricTheOrange: I mean I never read house of usher. Does it go like this?
notthepenguins: oh no
SocraticMethod: Looks like 14 year old's goth phase
PhoenixShaman: uuuuuh how is that gonna bring a body back what?
GhostValv: very .... spooky?
mtvcdm: Being messy is not a horror game
GDwarble: This is gothic knick-knack explosion
johkmil: “For the love of God, Montressor! Pick up a corkscrew, a magic ball, a treble clef and a feather.”
MAPBoardgames: I need the concept of a treble clef for my ritual
SocraticMethod: Wait, that is FMA sigil copied
wench_tacular: doesn't everyone's room look like this?
DangerDiabolik: TBF I'd be pretty scared if I walked into this room
mtvcdm: This is just someone's overstuffed antique store.
Darleysam: my guy she's probably just in your study somewhere, have you tried tidying?
SocraticMethod: did they just google for "Alchemical symbols" :D
EricTheOrange: Anyone in chat know how the house of usher goes? is this anything at all like the original story?
josh___something: Why is this music putting me into spooky "Rusty lake" vibes
GDwarble: @SocraticMethod Which one? FMA used a lot of actual alchemical symbols
YeomanAres: parrot is made of feathers
TheMerricat: according to steam, there is ONE other person playing this game ATM.
JadedCynic: @johkmil LUL I almost snorted pasta at that SeesmGood BRILLIANT!
SocraticMethod: @SocraticMethod Edward's. Literal Fullmetal
EricTheOrange: theirs a feather in the inkwell
KV1NN4: i miss my local donut place - they went out of business (rent at the location went up)
JadedCynic: try "quill"
EricTheOrange: oh sorry is that backseating?
josh___something: Feather pen
mtvcdm: !addquote (Cori) [now] Maybe if I use a hint, I'll learn what feathers look like.
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JadedCynic: in the inkwell
cuttlefishman: maybe its on the bird
Dog_of_Myth: @TheMerricat We can corner the market :p
wench_tacular: steady diet
Juliamon: I think, with this game, backseating is OK
Atiota: i will say i very much enjoy the art
SocraticMethod: Dynamite on the cupboard, as you do
josh___something: *why* is there dynamite
johkmil: They know what a hairbrush is, but still you have “comb” being a hairbrush
DangerDiabolik: Tag yourself, I'm the creepy sink bear
EricTheOrange: @Juliamon I mean the stream has a "nobackseating" tag.
mtvcdm: That's called "ornament"
JadedCynic: money! a roll of benjamins (which aren't a thing)
head_cannon: Leaving a kite in the sink with the dishes, as you do.
Atiota: oh im the dynamite on the top of the cabinets
GhostValv: anything's a toy if you try hard enough :)
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Juliamon: EricTheOrange We tend to have that on there by default
EricTheOrange: @Juliamon ah k.
Juliamon: also Cori wasn't sure what to expect from this game
DangerDiabolik: GRANDMA!
GDwarble: I'd kinda love one of these games set in a house that is kept *meticulously* clean and organized and each level takes roughly 12 seconds
Mischievous_Catgeist: ummmm
JadedCynic: @mtvcdm Yeah, I'm guessing part of the 'challenge' is to correctly interpret the vague clues.
Mischievous_Catgeist: the cat did it
icu___: Oh a continuation of our Raven discussion then
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EricTheOrange: I meanyou don't KNOW it's dead
GDwarble: They've, uh, they've kinda mangled the story of the Fall of the House of Usher so far, but we'll see
KeytarCat: Just like last week, we're solving problems by clicking on things!
johkmil: There’s nuclear material here as well!?
TheMerricat: @EricTheOrange The Fall of the House of User was a bit weird, the narrator is visiting his 'friend' Rodderick who, along with his sister is the last of the family. So far the storybeats are similar but... well the OG story strongly suggests incest between ol Rod and his sis, so I doubt that'll be in this game.
mtvcdm: click?
GDwarble: That's not a title card, that's what you have to find, clearly :P
mtvcdm: You know, when you advertise 'replayability'
JadedCynic: @GDwarble I think this is just a ploy to gain free energy from hooking up a generator to Poe's coffin and make a game SO egregious he spins in his grave
SocraticMethod: THis feels like a game that someone's child wrote and the parent did all the other assets.
GDwarble: Wait, hold on, why does *anyone* in this game pick up stuff?
EricTheOrange: @TheMerricat yeah I looked up a plot synosys on wikipedia, all I can say Is I hope this version has the dragon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fall_of_the_House_of_Usher
TheMerricat: Just a balloon out floating in the middle of the air, as they do.
SocraticMethod: No wonder you were late, look at this mess.
JadedCynic: @GDwarble so wait, if RODERICK was cleaning up before Elaine came along, why was that garden STILL such a mess?
SocraticMethod: @GDwarble Because Roderick was cleaning. Have you seen the rest of the house?
GDwarble: @GDwarble Well, he only picked up small things, like chess pieces
johkmil: At least the weird point-and-click games you’ve covered earlier had some semblance of connection between gameplay and story, but there’s no link at all here.
mtvcdm: But Cori, now you're finding a paper plane! You weren't looking for a paper plane last level!
SocraticMethod: Touch grass, stream over
EricTheOrange: wait is the the "dead" sister?
TheMerricat: what the hell is on the ladder?
JadedCynic: @johkmil apart from "Roderick is a messy hoarder along with a creeper?"
Juliamon: EricTheOrange This is a flashback
Mischievous_Catgeist: creepy doll
SocraticMethod: @EricTheOrange THis is a flashback from his perspective
mtvcdm: And your shuriken
johkmil: Why does Roderick Usher have a shuriken?
TheMerricat: Rodderick has a CD.
GDwarble: I like how this flashback is completely failing to explain anything
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat it's Sam Fisher - that's a black outline with green multiple 'eyes' of a NVG
GDwarble: Like, they could be using this time to explain, like, the premise?
mtvcdm: Oh look, there's a paper plane here, but we're not looking for it this time
GDwarble: Why is there a creepy doll doing chin-ups on the ladder?
YeomanAres: how do they have CDs?
cuttlefishman: Is the OG story any good?
EricTheOrange: Roderick snooping in your car
cuttlefishman: I don't think I've read this one
GDwarble: I'm...I'm *so* confused
Nydestroyer: someones going to die when trying to slam the breaks as a megaphone blocks it
SirenSongSeas: Bringing their HDD with them on the driver's seat
johkmil: The hoarding problem is getting out of hand.
GDwarble: Why does she have a giant number "2"?
Anubix_007: why is there a record in the floor board?
josh___something: Why is there a 2
JadedCynic: @YeomanAres I've got a shelf full that haven't been touched in a decade...
SpoonfullOfSugar: I think the real question is, why doesn't EVERYONE have half a coconut?
Mischievous_Catgeist: um are we a drug dealer with that center consol
JadedCynic: there's a tiny JET TURBINE
mtvcdm: Did they just... put one of every item in the game in each level and just flick toggles on and off depending on what's designated a target item?
amospiritus: elaine has a roll of 100s in the open
JadedCynic: and a GIANT roll of bills
GhostValv: lodsofemone
SocraticMethod: @GDwarble You are experiencing what we in the bussiness call "Ludonarrative Dissonance." You're welcome!
EricTheOrange: Random test tubes filled with powder
amospiritus: asking for it to get broken into
Nydestroyer: the gnome in the background
GDwarble: Strike anywhere matches, kept in an *open box* in a *car*
JadedCynic: a SATA hard drive in the driver's seat...
GDwarble: Why are we *here*?!
Mischievous_Catgeist: barilla pasta
mtvcdm: Why are we back at the gAs station
GDwarble: For the love of God, Developer!
SirenSongSeas: This is what we call "doing somthing"
Juliamon: I choose to imagine this is Elaine running the FUCK away
YeomanAres: @jadedcynic I do too. I thought this was set in the 1800s then immediately a car showed up
johkmil: “Because of her illness, I had to drive to the gas station…”
Anubix_007: i wouldnt want that unwrapped chocolate rabbit
JadedCynic: is elaine running away from her creepy maybe incestuous friend?
GDwarble: @Juliamon The stopping to indulge in petty theft somewhat undersells the urgency
amospiritus: i just scared myself at looking at that mannequin in the corner
JadedCynic: @YeomanAres we've had plenty of fidget spinners to find...
TheMerricat: LOL
cuttlefishman: what
SohNata: the perspective makes that look like a giant highlighter
GDwarble: Oh, now we get an explanation, after the fact
EricTheOrange: HAHAH! All the nessessary ingredient.
Juliamon: GDwarble She stopped here to call the cops
mtvcdm: Can't do this without the apple you know
SirenSongSeas: THAT'SWHAT I WAS EXPECTINg lmaooo
Nydestroyer: Wonder what the wad of cash is for
Anubix_007: he can keep whatever he is cooking
Mischievous_Catgeist: now we murder
SohNata: Ingredients for what
YeomanAres: @jadedcynic I just got here
SocraticMethod: We picked up the cure for his sister.
Yibbstill: That watermelon is primoridial
MAPBoardgames: That's a lot of junk in your trunk
amospiritus: "PILLS HERE"
SocraticMethod: "pills"
Mischievous_Catgeist: pills
GDwarble: Why are we collecting more stuff if everything's collected?
TheMerricat: I'm concerned about how our car keeps collecting bugs....
MAPBoardgames: Loot in your boot?
mtvcdm: "pills" written in sharpie
JadedCynic: @YeomanAres yeah, I'm catching up to speed...note I haven't said ANYTHING about the *story* because YOU know as much as we do! LUL
Mischievous_Catgeist: cheese?
SirenSongSeas: WHA
amospiritus: clapper board and cheese wheel, looks like the LRR trunk from the great cheese wheel race
TheMerricat: Cori reading of these lists make me think I'm listening to a 'numbers' station :D
mtvcdm: Wasn't there dialogue at some point?
SocraticMethod: I wonder if Donnie Darko is still here
johkmil: I am beginning to suspect that some of these scenes might be re-used across different games with different themes.”
SohNata: that's where I keep my Watermelon slice
Mischievous_Catgeist: ghost friend again
GDwarble: How are we 14/15ths of the way through this and they've yet to even *begin* the plot of the story they're ostensibly telling?
EricTheOrange: Look if we see the dragon than it'll all be worth it.
Juliamon: fingerboard?
SocraticMethod: Oh hey, here it is
SocraticMethod: @GDwarble Badly
mtvcdm: Man I'm glad I went trawling Steam for a backup
TheMerricat: @GDwarble Actually, they've told most of the short story already. We are only missing a small bit'
SohNata: Could be a board made of Skate fish
JadedCynic: the what now?
mtvcdm: Who's Sopor?
TheMerricat: Poe wasn't Stephan King, he got to the point and said what he needed to say quickly in his shit
Nydestroyer: Is that a body? wtf
JadedCynic: what's sopor?
EricTheOrange: @mtvcdm I think it means sleep?
keroan0: Quick! Clean the ritual room!
SocraticMethod: Sleep or Morphine in ye olde english
CAKHost: I guess that convenced her to help...?!
mtvcdm: I think I'm taking aggravated damage
GDwarble: @GDwarble Not entirely sure there, without the context of, well, anything they may have *technically* had the people in the right places, but they haven't really told the story at all
SocraticMethod: Depending on how circumspect the people wanted to be
johkmil: Well, she is dead.
mtvcdm: Prepare the ritual! Back to the pile of pizza boxes!
GhostValv: :O
SocraticMethod: Every time we move a room our kleptomania flares up and we _have_ to get it
Mischievous_Catgeist: no sonic
GDwarble: Comedy scissors by the popcorn
Anubix_007: some times you would take your second tag and tie it to your boot incase the chain was lost in combat when they were recoving your body
JadedCynic: that was a hoagie of a hotdog
mtvcdm: This is less of a mess than the other rooms at least
TheMerricat: I mean that is true to the theme of the story
GDwarble: Wait, snowflake?
EricTheOrange: @GDwarble from the synopsis they have gone through the story kinda, but like only the barest skeleton of it. Like saying LotR is just "two hobbits take a ring to a volcano".
JadedCynic: Elaine: "Why am I friends with these people? Oh right, Roderick is in my Hoarder's Anonymous group"
GDwarble: @EricTheOrange Yeah, basically
cuttlefishman: egg
SocraticMethod: :D miniature ionian colum for my miniature gazebo
MAPBoardgames: can we take that roll of cash while we are here and pocket it?
CAKHost: Is the ritual just cleaning the house/general area?
SocraticMethod: plot twist
GDwarble: We...appear to be looping?
JadedCynic: who's LeGrass? What's going on?
mtvcdm: do we have to three-star a level to keep the story going?
GDwarble: @JadedCynic We are
SocraticMethod: @JadedCynic Female protagonist
EricTheOrange: we keep just doing the same places over and over
Juliamon: Elaine LeGrass
JadedCynic: oh...Elaine LeGrass, okay
Mischievous_Catgeist: the eye...
SohNata: the famed magic 7 ball
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cuttlefishman: bomb
SocraticMethod: It's like "You must gather your party to venture forth" except it's random item
johkmil: @erictheorange “I cannot carry the ring, Mr. Frodo, but I can carry you and a candlestick, a bowling pin, a violin, a snowflake and a steering wheel.”
SocraticMethod: 2 ton iron bomb IIRC
Juliamon: If we don't have to collect it, we don't have to care!
JadedCynic: it's just we've never heard our last name used anywhere, and I didn't follow that we were still in a flashback from before we arrived
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Juliamon: We aren't, we're back in the present
SquareDotCube: I don't remember reading about Edgar Allan Poe visiting a hoarder
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EricTheOrange: Apparently the original story didn't even name the protagonist.
Juliamon: Welcome raiders, nothing makes sense so don't worry
Anubix_007: she was burried with her favorite record
Anubix_007: best of dean Martin
MAPBoardgames: !point
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JadedCynic: (also it's an early guided bomb from WW2)
PMAvers: Attache Case? So we're in Resident Evil now?
johkmil: The entire flashback was “I drove to the gas station to buy stuff.”
cuttlefishman: So... no Speedrun.com leaderboard, so whatever you get might be WR
zoathegalliant: I finally get to raid one of my favorite channels of all time :D you guys rock!!!
cuttlefishman: just saying
JadedCynic: so REALLY Roderick just asked us here to clean house?
mtvcdm: Oh, we choose NOW to start justifying any of this
wench_tacular: they could at least pick different junk for us to collect
SocraticMethod: This implies that everything else strewn around is necessary for the ritual.
JadedCynic: there's a biohazard symbol - how APT of this mess
SocraticMethod: THe implications are left as an exercise to the reader
cuttlefishman: wait what
EricTheOrange: ah the finnal screen
wench_tacular: think Cori
mtvcdm: !sir
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JadedCynic: @wench_tacular that would require more work by the dev(s) to add those extra selectable itmems
SocraticMethod: This is not the cup of a carpenter
JadedCynic: ice cubes?
EricTheOrange: this is a weird ritual
SocraticMethod: Wait, didn't it have triangular base? Not a pyramid
EricTheOrange: like 3 diferent sets of cubes
MAPBoardgames: blood diamond?
wench_tacular: what!?
GhostValv: wowie
Mischievous_Catgeist: jabated
SohNata: ahahaha
keroan0: Shocking twist ending
Rourke9: Huh
wench_tacular: that was unsatisfying
TheMerricat: hahahahaha. no
SohNata: They didn't even roll credits
Juliamon: "new" puzzles?
johkmil: There was a ritual
cuttlefishman: we need to 3 star everything?
MAPBoardgames: GG, Next!
SocraticMethod: Nier Itemata: ending A: A mess of items
ImmortalLen: In the words of Adom... "THIS GAME SUUUUUUCCCKKKKKSSSS!"
Dog_of_Myth: We must find the Lore!!
josh___something: So... rusty lake?
JadedCynic: okay, I'm VERY easy going, but THIS would result in a request for a refund!
EricTheOrange: Well if you want to know the ending to the actual story here's the synopses https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fall_of_the_House_of_Usher
Mischievous_Catgeist: quick be adam and ben and play puttputt
SquareDotCube: Hidden Folks?
johkmil: Not even the house collapsing.
mtvcdm: It's just the first hidden-object I came across that met 'clearly looks wacky' parameters
johkmil: Are there more puttputt games?
TheMerricat: so for anyone who is actually interested in what the house of usher should have been about, The narrator visited his friend Roderick who is with his sister the last descendant of the House of usher. his sister falls ill and apparently dies and is buried in the family tomb. Roderick is slowly going crazy because he says he hears noises and it turns out that actually he prematurely buried his sister she was alive she breaks out of the tomb scares him to death and then dies on top of his body.
JadedCynic: was this just a demo?
mtvcdm: That looks like it was just the game
TheMerricat: The narrator runs away and as he's running away he hears a crack turns around and sees the entire house collapsed within itself
mtvcdm: The game just... let us do all the levels and stopped before providing a "plot" "resolution"
TheMerricat: well not only that the game seems to have been hinting at a completely different resolution where we somehow bring his dead sister to life with an occult ritual....
SocraticMethod: Need to 100% the puzzles for the True Ending, gamers!
mtvcdm: It let us do all the levels multiple times in fact
EricTheOrange: Yeah that one was more "hidden object and we kinda draped a plot around it".
JadedCynic: it MADE us do all the levels multiple times
johkmil: I suspect these levels weren’t really made specifically for a Fall of the House of Usher game.
TheMerricat: whomever said that they suspect most of those assets were used from different games this developer used I can wholly believe that
EricTheOrange: I want more stupid adventure games stuff like that magical fairy land game they played last time
johkmil: The fairy tale land game was great!
johkmil: Perhaps they’ve made more?
SocraticMethod: I think the backgrounds were more or less made for the game, the items themselves were flipped and the story was written in an hour to pad out the playtime
mtvcdm: Okay, yeah, so Demon Hunter it is. This was one I just found on the fly, so whatever happens from here on in, I'm to blame for it.
Rourke9: Love the honey yo yo
EricTheOrange: @johkmil from my understanding their are studios who make like 3-4 of these a year. So yes no doubt they did.
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SquareDotCube: oh boy! (oh no)
TheMerricat: not play with stereo sound not play with headphones just you know play with sound because playing with out sound is just lonely
SocraticMethod: Well, this has already more effort in it
Amras0x00: gauntlet is honestly a new one
EricTheOrange: ah heers the motion pictures that these games love so much
CururuGuasu: Thanos is looking for it
mtvcdm: Oh here we go, this is the stuff.
johkmil: The car and the gas station was what made me certain that they just make tons of backgrounds and throw them randomly into games.
Juliamon: oh yes, HERE we go
mtvcdm: I think I did good
josh___something: Oh BOY
MAPBoardgames: Just HAND it to her.
EricTheOrange: what do they call it "real 2D? something like that
johkmil: Is this Moon Knight?
EricTheOrange: Cori?
SohNata: acting!
GhostValv: chatla
Brozard: MARGE
MAPBoardgames: Turnip?
Amras0x00: Manos
CururuGuasu: Thanos
SocraticMethod: He dramatically zoomed the selfie camera when recording the video. This man is committed to the art.
johkmil: Difficulty?
SocraticMethod: @EricTheOrange live2D, but there are multiple techniques
mtvcdm: We didn't leave the porch since evening
TheMerricat: that is not how planes take off chat
MAPBoardgames: I found the fastest way to travel is by map.
Nigouki: and stolen google maps?
mtvcdm: Helps to have a map
maxthefourth: it looks cool tho
johkmil: At least they found Cairo on a map.
JadedCynic: wait, were we in Winnipeg Manitoba (based on where that flight took off of?)
SocraticMethod: Profile name maybe
JadedCynic: yeah, seperate saves
niccus: well we're not lila
JadedCynic: good point
EricTheOrange: Ah yes heres what I wanted
MAPBoardgames: The first thing you clicked on once the game started gave you a cheevo
TheMerricat: You're the one who told this game you didn't want to tutorial
johkmil: Is this like that great fairy tale game?
mtvcdm: Oh yeah. This is what we were hoping for from the first game.
EricTheOrange: @johkmil same company apparently
niccus: hey wait a second, cartouches are enchantments
GhostValv: D:
JadedCynic: O_o
SocraticMethod: Chat, any bets how long before our first case of moon logic?
MAPBoardgames: Look at this workspace!
JadedCynic: ah, outlines and not vague (and probably WRONG) names
niccus: we're a white lass doing archaeology in egypt, that's already moon logic
CAKHost: Why are you here anyways?!
JadedCynic: entrenching tool
GhostValv: burger
johkmil: @erictheorange That had some great moon logic. I can’t wait to see what weird objects are going to be covered in honey this time.
JadedCynic: @CAKHost to get our grad degree in archeology
MAPBoardgames: Commerce!
maxthefourth: commerce!
maxthefourth: lrrSPOOP
JadedCynic: I was about to say "you can't solve a 3x3 sliding puzzle with ALL NINE TILES in place..." :D
CAKHost: @CAKHost I was talking to the prairie dog, not us in general. Though I am sure that might change later.
JadedCynic: where are the rest of our tools? we're REALLY not keeping good care of them...
MAPBoardgames: you need an anvil
mtvcdm: That's one effective hammer
KV1NN4: that squishing was surprisingly upsetting
maxthefourth: first, find your anvil
MAPBoardgames: don't need the hammer anymore
JadedCynic: stop buying hardware off of Amazon Market PEOPLE!!!
Amras0x00: it was so embarrassing when I got to my last archeological dig and forgot to bring the anvil like a dummy
johkmil: Trowel and a brush? This is not the worst depiction of archaeology we’ve seen in video games.
JadedCynic: surely you would NOT want to rinse fragile shards with a GARDEN HOSE?
mtvcdm: It's closer than the stuff that's just 'blow it up, run from Nazis'
KV1NN4: i studied archeaology in college and i'ma tiny bit unhappy here XD
JadedCynic: @johkmil oh yeah...all three generation of Dr. Jones' are suddenly angry and they don't know why...
KV1NN4: my profs would be BESIDE themselves XD
Rourke9: my condolences
EricTheOrange: looks more like a koronet
wench_tacular: 100%
mtvcdm: I'm sure nothing strange will happen after this
mtvcdm: We'll just go clubbing in Cairo
Laserbeaks_Fury: It belongs in a MUSEUM
johkmil: Let’s just dynamite through these useless layers of old ruins so we can get to the real legendary Troy underneath!
niccus: begone thoth
KV1NN4: What ancient artifact hurt you?? XD
CAKHost: You have triggered by Plot Card!
Amras0x00: if the sun and moon are waging war, one of them might have a size advantage
SocraticMethod: Dayman~ Fighter of the Nightman~ Warrior of the Sun
HatsWearCats: Is Yugioh gonna show up next
EricTheOrange: so are we not freaking out at this magical slab we found?
MAPBoardgames: Oh those crazy deities!
mtvcdm: This is all normal archaeology it's fine
FadedOasis: You win a prize!
SocraticMethod: Hello Moon logic, nice to see you.
mtvcdm: POWERS (5)
TheAinMAP: Ah yes, the carnivals of ancient Egypt.
MAPBoardgames: He collected 5 infinity stones...
laundreydhull: That's impossible!
SocraticMethod: Feels like the VA is clipping
mtvcdm: So when do we run into the Followers of Set?
johkmil: I did not know that the ancient Egyptians had fairground strength testers. Was it a Ptolemaic thing?
Laserbeaks_Fury: By you powers combined, I am Captain Egypt!
Styxseus: I got here 5 minutes ago, but I feel like this mythology has RAPIDLY escalated LUL
EricTheOrange: I google "gauntlet oif horus" to see if that was a real thing. And all I could find is that the claw of horus is apparently what gives hawk man his powers.
laundreydhull: No mortal nor gods combined could hope to rival the sun a thousand folds...!!
MAPBoardgames: so sleepy!
mtvcdm: That's called torpor
JadedCynic: @mtvcdm SetH
mtvcdm: BARS (4)
laundreydhull: mortals and gods alike even
MAPBoardgames: Magic bars (4)
SirenSongSeas: BARS (4)
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TheAinMAP: FallHalp
Laserbeaks_Fury: I went to a magic bar once. All my money disappeared
GhostValv: gg FBtouchdown
MAPBoardgames: uh... nvm.
wildpeaks: uhhh
GhostValv: wowie
SocraticMethod: Genre shift!
mtvcdm: I am very happy with my panic Steam search
Masslost: this is some epic VA work
JadedCynic: @EricTheOrange yeah, this myth goes all the way back to 2018, when a certain MCU movie was released...
SirenSongSeas: What that real
maxthefourth: oh no we broke ganons seal
Laserbeaks_Fury: it says "Shave and a Haircut: 2 Souls"
Rourke9: hello highlight reel...
Ryxiene: What?? LUL
EricTheOrange: our voice sounds like text to speech... no offense to the VA.
Mischievous_Catgeist: so much better then the first game
JadedCynic: @Masslost hey, these people earned their valuable 'exposure'!
SocraticMethod: Nice nails, Auntie.
mtvcdm: Her mouth is the only part of her face that's moving
johkmil: You already have the gauntlet?
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GhostValv: here's a yoyo :)
SocraticMethod: Looks like they forgot about her neck
wench_tacular: lrrFINE
mtvcdm: LRRBot, how do you feel?
Rourke9: sounds risk-free
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SocraticMethod: And rig needed the throat assets
EricTheOrange: I mean she'll probably use it better than us.
maxthefourth: hey, i know that magic card!
JadedCynic: what odds are we seeing for our aunt being a secret Follower of Seth?
Mischievous_Catgeist: you only need 2 things
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART I see we are delving into the abyss that is hidden objects once more
KV1NN4: she probably knows what she's doing, surely
johkmil: She definitely haven’t been possessed by that shadow demon we just saw. Everything is fine.
Rourke9: wow im so glad she gave us that key
Laserbeaks_Fury: I've never been suspicious of Aunt Sethany before
Rourke9: otherwise we couldnt grab the goggles
EricTheOrange: @RandomTrivia yeah this one is much better than the first one we tried.
aiamethyst: usb cable on the tablet?
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's Egypt, Cori, everything is IN CRYPTs
JadedCynic: @EricTheOrange yeah, but that was a REALLY low bar...and it seems to only be scraping over...
SocraticMethod: First one had pretty high "watch streamer suffer" quotient. This feels more like a game
Amras0x00: but does the magic ancient column support USB-C?
Ryxiene: I like our hollywood desert adventure tent xD
EricTheOrange: @Laserbeaks_Fury wait, is her name actually "sethany"?
EricTheOrange: @JadedCynic I dunno, I loving this goofy adventure game shiz.
LordZarano: ☹️ 🌔 👍
wildpeaks: the ancient emoji hieroglyphs
Laserbeaks_Fury: No i made it up
JadedCynic: ^^^^ apt timing; applies to game too :D
wildpeaks: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the abyss!
wildpeaks: *gasp*
BusTed: hacker voice i'm in
JadedCynic: scarf
RandomTrivia: "Fine, I'll do it myself"
wildpeaks: so fancy
JadedCynic: OH PUNS great
mtvcdm: This will come in handy!
ImmortalLen: Very "handy"
SocraticMethod: that's not a gauntlet
RandomTrivia: Uh
RandomTrivia: That's probably fine
wildpeaks: well this seems fine
BusTed: rayfkWelp
Nigouki: oh balls
mtvcdm: Cori's face is priceles
johkmil: You broke it, aunt!
Thagnok: That got real, fast.
Ryxiene: LUL LUL LUL
TimeToFry: Uh
GhostValv: oh ....
johkmil: Well, she’s dead.
JadedCynic: three sliding sprites of demons
RandomTrivia: WHAT
Laserbeaks_Fury: There was a Goa'uld
wildpeaks: time to goa'uld them
EricTheOrange: Oh we Hexen now.
Ryxiene: Wasn’t one of these our aunt though? LUL
jessieimproved: what does this game want to be
Styxseus: Obtained: Gauntlet of Unlimited Power -> "This will come in handy." :D
RandomTrivia: G A M E P L A Y
wench_tacular: quality gameplay
MAPBoardgames: This game is a gift
ZombieHendrix: tell Horus we said hello
keroan0: Hm. Well. This is fine
Ryxiene: The fire extinguisher makes sense now
johkmil: There’s tornadoes now.
JadedCynic: "demon hunter" IS the name, we really should've expected this
wench_tacular: you really should have though
Juliamon: Oh dear
wildpeaks: j-j-j-jammed
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: Can we blast it open with the gauntlet? lrrBEEJ
GhostValv: the pliers are jammed
mtvcdm: We can't have an unsafe fire extinguisher when we're fighting demons with ancient Egyptian artifacts!
JadedCynic: oh please, I'd be hauling that cotterpin out with my bare fingers
Juliamon: lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: That is not remotely how you use a fire extinguisher...
SocraticMethod: THat's not how pliers work
TheAinMAP: lrrFINE
wench_tacular: that's a win
Masslost: this may be the greatest game of all time
SocraticMethod: That's not how fire extinguishers work
SocraticMethod: that's not how anything work
maxthefourth: duDudu duDudu duDudu
MAPBoardgames: unless you count beavers, then there were 12 casulties
JadedCynic: pith helmet to the left?
Digigoner: I really thought it was about to just throw the whole extinguisher in
EricTheOrange: and now theris a thunderstorm and tornadoes in the desert
Ryxiene: So… outside looks messy
Laserbeaks_Fury: He will know your ways as if born to them...
JadedCynic: boots?
GhostValv: ???
ZombieHendrix: tactical
Laserbeaks_Fury: The goggles, they do nothing
wench_tacular: but they do nothing!
Digigoner: Technology!
RandomTrivia: https://imgur.com/V1J5J4H That's it, that's the essence of terrible hidden object games
JadedCynic: ah, MUST be barefoot
johkmil: Now you are safe from the tornadoes.
BusTed: Just like real life.
NavelWarfare: Heya team! What's the biggest absurdity so far tonight?
RandomTrivia: lrrSPOOP
Digigoner: Uhhh...
Laserbeaks_Fury: Damn, I was hoping it would be Seth Rogan
spurius: mattlrFine
BusTed: "would you like some cool shades?"
Juliamon: NavelWarfare THe entire first game we played, honestly
RandomTrivia: @NavelWarfare ... how long do you have?
josh___something: BAHAHAHAA
jessieimproved: i like the casual "I don't need to use the gauntlet right now"
JadedCynic: bad seth *sprays with water bottle* go back in your dark corner!
Styxseus: Slingshot > Gauntlet of Unlimited Power
niccus: bye
Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh no, the Stargate
TimeToFry: Um.
wench_tacular: oops
BusTed: NotLikeThis
johkmil: @navelwarfare I vote for Roderick Usher’s trip to the gas station.
niccus: was this how the queen died
SirenSongSeas: I must, save er
JadedCynic: chevron gem 1 is missing
EricTheOrange: "I don't need to use the gauntlet right now" I think I'll be the judge of that game.
keroan0: I also need to get a muffler for my microphone!
Laserbeaks_Fury: kopesh?
SocraticMethod: Uhhh
johkmil: That’s not a sturdy branch.
johkmil: Slings, certainly.
RandomTrivia: oh my god
KV1NN4: the sciecne checks out
mtvcdm: the only thing
TheAinMAP: escher3SAFETY
RandomTrivia: Rip Cori
GhostValv: scorpions aren't afraid of nothin
SocraticMethod: Getting some honey-yoyo vibes here
Anubix_007: Stargate?
Greendrag13: a dull sword? Useless against a large bug!
johkmil: You have a Vampire the Masquerade diary in this game!
maxthefourth: So we have an arm blaster and a sword, but the only way to defeat scorpion is a lighter. checks out
Laserbeaks_Fury: thats what the slingshot is for prolly
niccus: so how does this compare to Return to Monkey Island
CastleOtranto: I rarely use this emoji, but this game is kinda lrrGARBO
BloodnBullets: wish you were a baller
Colin_Mann: xD
EricTheOrange: You know I bet a scorpion would be real faraid of getting crushed with a dull kopesh
johkmil: Honey on a stick?
RandomTrivia: Just need a yo-yo...
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
RandomTrivia: G A M E P L A Y
SirenSongSeas: And then you just LEFT THE SWORD
Juliamon: Good thing we'll never need that mask again
Anubix_007: I see you know how to use your utility Kopeshe
johkmil: That’s all for the kopesh?
BloodnBullets: you threw away the khopesh? that seems unwise.
RandomTrivia: Ah, we must be done with the Khopesh because we just dropped it into the sea I guess
EricTheOrange: I mean are we like trying to scare it cuz were a pacifist and knocking it out of the way with the kopesh would be too violent?
JadedCynic: gee, I don't see ANY STONES AT ALL AROUND HERE
maxthefourth: we should have fired the kopesh
niccus: what's a rock
SocraticMethod: Oh my god
JadedCynic: @EricTheOrange "the only thing scorpions are afraid of is fire" moon logic
EricTheOrange: was that the windows error sound?
SirenSongSeas: It was rocks
SocraticMethod: I just saw one of the gob stopper changing into a pebble. That's some gaslighting the player
johkmil: Scorpions are famously superior swordsmen. You would not stand a chance against it with just a kopesh.
JadedCynic: is that a rock next to the lolly pop?
Laserbeaks_Fury: I thought we were in Egypt, not Iraq
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BloodnBullets: why is the lollipop wobbling?
MAPBoardgames: priceless gemstone = not a rock
JohnLockeCole: am I a rock?
Amras0x00: you rock
RandomTrivia: Gee, I hope we don't need more than 12 shots
JadedCynic: 12 shots
RandomTrivia: benginTry
NavelWarfare: @JohnLockeCole Aren't we all rocks?
wench_tacular: no scoped
MAPBoardgames: @JohnLockeCole No, you're a locke. Common mistake.
mtvcdm: One hundred and eighty!
JadedCynic: @JohnLockeCole SeemsGood
Styxseus: LUL
wench_tacular: they prefer to steal them
JadedCynic: sell the gauntlet to the Royal Museum?
NavelWarfare: Bye aunt Dawn! I'm sure the wraith is real nice when you get to know them
Anubix_007: it is Stargate
mtvcdm: We Stargate now
JadedCynic: chevron gem 1 is locked
Laserbeaks_Fury: Chevron 7, locked
JohnLockeCole: that is a *BIG* Ruby
johkmil: Your aunt is probably dead already, anyway.
Capt_clown: Suddenly Stargate
TimeToFry: Um
KV1NN4: You could buy a replacement auntie
RandomTrivia: Goodness knows why it was working before, if one of the key stones was in a box...
EricTheOrange: I mean the worlds gonna end if we don't stop Seth so ya know you wouldn't be retired long
SocraticMethod: +
NavelWarfare: Hey, it's us!
SocraticMethod: @RandomTrivia It was dialed from other side
MAPBoardgames: ook! ook!
RandomTrivia: @SocraticMethod Ah, of course
spurius: that chicken is not a fruit or a vegetable
Atiota: needs a pop filter on that mic
KV1NN4: this man is amazing
NavelWarfare: Is this person rubbing their rooster in front of you?
EricTheOrange: the gaultlet is also a universal translator
johkmil: You can’t just ask the information seller for free information!
SocraticMethod: @NavelWarfare A hen, don't have a dirty mind
JadedCynic: robes
Nigouki: MONKEY!
Masslost: that vendor had one amazing Cayde-6 cosplay
RandomTrivia: Wait, why did we leave the slingshot behind?!
Laserbeaks_Fury: 3 coins for a banana
RandomTrivia: We had like 11 rocks left!
Juliamon: Located: honey
Capt_clown: This isn't a marketplace, it's just this dudes garage sale
Amras0x00: I'm sure they're just talking about how you're not wearing goggles anymore
EricTheOrange: oooh our favorite puzzle solver, HONEY!
BusTed: seabatOAK
Sethalidos: OOK OOK
mtvcdm: Conspicuously stealing money in a public marketplace, that won't be an issue
johkmil: Honey! It is the universal tool.
Laserbeaks_Fury: To flip the man into the pan
PhoenixShaman: smoke will clear the bees
Laserbeaks_Fury: man Mouse Trap got super complex
Capt_clown: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
TimeToFry: Man door hand hook car door
JadedCynic: in b4 cliche that doesn't actually work in reality
Laserbeaks_Fury: in the water
JadedCynic: 'greave' = leg armor
Laserbeaks_Fury: I would simply cut the snake
NavelWarfare: Do your pots not?
TheAinMAP: escher3BEE
SocraticMethod: How else can it stand?
mtvcdm: Bees! Liiiiivvveeee beeeeeees!
JadedCynic: okay, props to the game for answers to random clicking "well, you can't always be right" :D
Capt_clown: PotFriend PotFriend PotFriend
TimeToFry: ??????
maxthefourth: he's not wrong
KV1NN4: its an actual type of bowl!
RandomTrivia: seabatBRAIN
johkmil: So, not on the silver standard then.
Styxseus: Oh right, typical ancient back-alley puzzle-statue.
RandomTrivia: "Gold is money. Also you can't actually buy anything in this market lol"
EricTheOrange: I sthat the old windows error sound, cause that's all i can hear
SocraticMethod: Cori! Don't glass the monkey!
Laserbeaks_Fury: He's got a sword!
MAPBoardgames: 3 coins for banana? Aww do we have to work first?
JadedCynic: @EricTheOrange not quite, but def inspired by it
JadedCynic: @MAPBoardgames adam made this game to taunt us, chat
CAKHost: Can you grab that straw by the statue and use the glass to light it?
RandomTrivia: Smoke? Well goodness, if only we had brought some of that fire with us...
johkmil: Is there going to be a random greave somewhere?
JadedCynic: what do we focus the sunlight onto to burn for smoke...
JadedCynic: @SquareDotCube well, hornets are even WORSE
Laserbeaks_Fury: booo
GhostValv: ???
Styxseus: What
NavelWarfare: Wat
JadedCynic: oh COME ON
CAKHost: D:
MAPBoardgames: Wat?
Capt_clown: rhiRage rhiRage rhiRage
CAKHost: :C
TophTheHermit: That's bad gameplay
Styxseus: Oh just BURN it? Oh Ohhh. LuvOops
EricTheOrange: HAH! yes game YESSSSSS
johkmil: This developer actually knows what a comb is!
MAPBoardgames: PJSalt dreadp20Salty
JadedCynic: somewhere Alex just screamed in anger at POINTLESSLY OBTUSE PUZZLES and he didn't even know why. :(
SocraticMethod: Ooh, I think that's modeled on actual oldest known makeup kit.
Laserbeaks_Fury: wait that Feather is chaning
Laserbeaks_Fury: THIS IS A DIRTY GAME
Laserbeaks_Fury: Look above the broken pot
MAPBoardgames: Where'd they get the coconuts? They aren't migratory!
TheAinMAP: PJSalt
EricTheOrange: come to think of it I don't know what fig looks like
SocraticMethod: @Laserbeaks_Fury Yep! One of the rocks for slingshot did the same thing
JadedCynic: okay, that 'sometimes the object' bit is BS
SocraticMethod: IMO gaslighting players in hidden object game is kinda bad design
SquareDotCube: see Fig. A
Laserbeaks_Fury: RIGHT?!
SocraticMethod: Figs are note Dates
JadedCynic: @SocraticMethod massively so
JadedCynic: !game bad
SocraticMethod: No matter how much Excel claims othewise
JadedCynic: game cheats
niccus: whole pomegranates are shaped pretty near figs, but figs are usually more green/brown/purplish
mtvcdm: I see the ring
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh its on the grapes
MAPBoardgames: no it's in the pomegranets
Laserbeaks_Fury: nm
whitefirecomix: I just got here, but clearly nobody suspects the butterflies
mtvcdm: I have it on the pom-- yeah
Capt_clown: I see an onion, so close?
Laserbeaks_Fury: I would have died laughing if the banana wasnt for the chimp
SocraticMethod: Aren't bananas from South America? This time period makes no sense
Styxseus: No? Just the one coin? Not the pearls or..? Oh ok.
TimeToFry: Oh jeez
CAKHost: Hands
whitefirecomix: HANDS
Capt_clown: FIRST TRY! gdqClap gdqClap
SquareDotCube: are we secretly part ghost
JadedCynic: @SocraticMethod wait, did we travel in TIME? I thought it just jumped us to a marketplace today...
Greendrag13: We need your ante for the poker game to start!
SocraticMethod: @SocraticMethod Hieroglyphs haven't been used in multiple millenia
EricTheOrange: yeah really emoted on that one
mtvcdm: We can't leave without our buddy Superfly.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Seth needs to get married to make his immigration permanent
SocraticMethod: > Skip plot
Styxseus: Just.. No reaction to our powers..? LUL
SocraticMethod: Ye cannot skip Ye plot
TimeToFry: What
Styxseus: Oh nevermind
RandomTrivia: RUDE
JadedCynic: @SocraticMethod so? we used the "equals symbol" of a sign to burn and smoke away bugs from honey
CastleOtranto: I mean, if this is the bar, I'm going to become a video game writer.
johkmil: @socraticmethod Bananas are from Southeast Asia, so they could have been transported here.
SocraticMethod: @SocraticMethod Hence, no sense
mtvcdm: This voice actor came in and read the lines that they wrote.
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh we're Mrs. Brisby now
JadedCynic: @CastleOtranto yeah, and this...is the 4th game in a series, it's currently on sale on steam...tbh, it doesn't sound like a BIG income, but a steady one
SocraticMethod: @johkmil Oh, so not a potato situation. THanks
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSPOOP
EricTheOrange: HAHAHA
Juliamon: SMASH CUT
niccus: jumpscare!
Laserbeaks_Fury: jumpscare...!
johkmil: Skellingtons
wench_tacular: lrrSPOOPY
mtvcdm: We just.... need a second
Capt_clown: He's just hanging around
EricTheOrange: Very good game VERY GOOD
BusTed: lrrSPOOPY
Styxseus: I.. I have no words
JadedCynic: boo. jumpscare.
JadedCynic: yeah, just brush the skeleton out of the way
johkmil: This is a perfect game for Alex now.
Nigouki: skeleton_rattles.wav
mtvcdm: Just, move it aside
mtvcdm: It just wakes up and starts talking
niccus: love it when my gauntlet upgrade allows me to communicate with the dead
johkmil: So you can talk to the skellington if you have the upgrade?
JadedCynic: and talks to you in ptolemic?
SquareDotCube: is it more fire?
Laserbeaks_Fury: A little boy named Presley found a secret out this year; that he was once a Pharaoh when Egyptians ruled the world.
JadedCynic: or am I getting my eras wrong?
EricTheOrange: someone put his greve in the fire like an asshole
wench_tacular: we gaming now!
Laserbeaks_Fury: greave!
RandomTrivia: The absolute biggest brain
mtvcdm: It's fine we can just reach on into hot coals
MAPBoardgames: I mourn for that statue's knees
JadedCynic: wow those are some LONG fingers
MAPBoardgames: A depiction of a golden snitch
RandomTrivia: Awww, why is "just blast it" never the solution...
SocraticMethod: Uhh, game, you might want to rethink that symbolism
tyrsredritehand: Shoot it, twist it, bop it
Laserbeaks_Fury: ahh yes, "An Ankh Time" my favorite episode
Juliamon: yeah, that's very goatse-adjacent
MAPBoardgames: The key was under the doormat
EricTheOrange: @SocraticMethod I get the feeling this game didn't really think this out beyond "Egyptian looking stuff".
mtvcdm: Good evening, Mr. Bond
tyrsredritehand: Loose diamond!?
mtvcdm: When do we enter the Shrine of the Silver Monkey?
SocraticMethod: "Yet"
r10pez10: *wakes up* *sees "goatse-adjacent" in chat* *leaves*
wench_tacular: yet
mtvcdm: Oliver did it!
NavelWarfare: That might be one of the more optimistic "yet"s I've seen in games
Laserbeaks_Fury: Scooby dooby doo, Where Are you?
Firewhiskers: Raid that tomb
johkmil: We are doing equations now?
MAPBoardgames: It says "the water belongs to the tribe."
mtvcdm: So, man equals 6
RandomTrivia: In the words of the great Joey Wheeler: "A bird, a rock, a hamburger, a bird and a bigger bird"
JadedCynic: "Not Nestle"
tyrsredritehand: hemenaphis?
wench_tacular: m'kay
RandomTrivia: Uh
Firewhiskers: You should be able to just kick through that lock at this point.
RandomTrivia: There's so much fire in here, can't we just burn the lock...
Laserbeaks_Fury: infesting in FireCoin
TheAinMAP: First try!
MAPBoardgames: Who is making these locks?
RandomTrivia: It pooped out a key!
Dog_of_Myth: Egg
JadedCynic: @MAPBoardgames Umbrella Corp.
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
MAPBoardgames: Good answer!
mtvcdm: Bird! TOS!
TheAinMAP: foxmarEG
wench_tacular: and then it flashed us
tyrsredritehand: Rude birb
JadedCynic: we gotta have that 5th feather...
tyrsredritehand: in basket?
wench_tacular: can we collect that ivy?
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
MAPBoardgames: It's a trap!
JadedCynic: you wanted rope?
TimeToFry: How
tyrsredritehand: right
TimeToFry: why
wench_tacular: handy
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RAICx: Have we had to smear honey to a yo-yo yet?
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SocraticMethod: Illuminati
RandomTrivia: That'll hold
JadedCynic: @RandomTrivia only has to work once
RandomTrivia: Wait what
johkmil: You’re harpooning now.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Throw me the idol, I'll throw you the spear with a rope on it!
RandomTrivia: @RandomTrivia Excellent point
153 raiders from Seabats have joined!
offbeatwitch: cakejuRedE cakejuRedE
r10pez10: hi raiders
GapFiller: ADAM RAID!!! lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
BusTed: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatClap
RandomTrivia: Welcome raiding SeaChats! lrrSHINE
apotheosis61: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
offbeatwitch: raidchats
SocraticMethod: 7
wench_tacular: 7
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Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
Firewhiskers: No one said there would be maths.
offbeatwitch: twitchRaid cakejuRedE twitchRaid cakejuRedE
tyrsredritehand: sergePrideLove sergePrideLove sergePrideLove
JadedCynic: hey adam, you made this right? It made us earn gold coins before we could have a banana <3
offbeatwitch: math? thats for blockers
thegreatwyrdling: alchem51Party lrrSIG pegapa2POGGERSUS SilverWag
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SocraticMethod: Ah
JadedCynic: well that random click helped GREATLY
wench_tacular: wave =2
EricTheOrange: so one sqwiggle = 2?
Mr_Horrible: so a wave is 2 feathers?
SocraticMethod: wave = 2
Laserbeaks_Fury: 4 squiggles is 6?
MAPBoardgames: 5, 1, 2. I'm guessing
Mr_Horrible: and that means a bird is 12?
johkmil: You are ruining ancient temples to solve math.
niccus: it's so nice of the ancient egyptians to invent algebra
EricTheOrange: 8-6 = X+Y?
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
wench_tacular: yay maths!
Mr_Horrible: Math FBtouchdown
Gooseblast: gamer
TimeToFry: This is the worst storage room ever
apotheosis61: seabatBRAIN seabatClap seabatBRAIN seabatClap seabatBRAIN seabatClap
SocraticMethod: Ah famous Ancient Egyptian linear algebra
Mr_Horrible: wait are we just Egyptian Storage Wars?
JadedCynic: how long has that honeydew melon been sitting in this secret compartment?
Mr_Horrible: I guess if this place was airtight it won't go bad?
maxthefourth: i could go for some grave melon
AugmentingPath: Algebra was invented by early medieval persians, ancient egyptians aren't *that* far off
Mr_Horrible: cantomblope
JadedCynic: honeydews are from the nile region, right?
mtvcdm: Apprently yes they are
AugmentingPath: rub your cursor on every surface!
RandomTrivia: Why do we need the pestle but not the mortar?!
MAPBoardgames: Just toss those useless gems on the ground
JadedCynic: it wasn't a moveable drawer, but a movable LID
SocraticMethod: @AugmentingPath Linear Algebra is a bit later, though
SocraticMethod: More junk!
MAPBoardgames: Bird, we need to talk about your diet.
AugmentingPath: SocraticMethod it was really more pictogram algebra than actual linalg
Faulpyr: We're learning Linear Algebra in here?
wench_tacular: but you never know when they'll be useful
johkmil: The bird is out junk drawer.
Ukon_Cairns: this bird is so over stuffed
RandomTrivia: lrrSPOOP
mtvcdm: It's a lovely day in ancient Egypt. But there is a horrible bird.
RandomTrivia: Wait, the H A N D
Laserbeaks_Fury: ohh, we're gonna be weighing a heart huh
RandomTrivia: the grabby hand
SocraticMethod: Yet another diappearing object
SquareDotCube: I wonder if Cori will notice the cat
TimeToFry: ??????
EricTheOrange: K....
JadedCynic: what did that even DO?
matthaus_c: uh
mtvcdm: Just... comb as bludgeoning object
JadedCynic: I mean the pink gem has a piece we need ON TOP of it
matthaus_c: are hidden object devs okay
mtvcdm: Cori, with the All-Seeing Eye of Ra, you can see exactly what the developer was thinking!
MAPBoardgames: pink gem
Laserbeaks_Fury: Pink Gem?
TimeToFry: ??????
raulghoulia: man, fatal fury the movie was so much fun
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tyrsredritehand: Now we become Moonknight?
mtvcdm: It was kept hidden for so long, here, thousands of years ago
Greendrag13: MECHANISMS (3)
MAPBoardgames: Mechanisms (3)
JadedCynic: it's HIS temple, but he stole it...
Firewhiskers: Oh no was this person conscious for 3000 years????
JadedCynic: who DID Seth steal this temple FROM, Horus? Ra?
EricTheOrange: It doesn't so much feel as talking to the dead but making the sarcophagus talk.
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They_Are_Alyx: Are we the Warrior of Light? Is this FF14?
SquareDotCube: WAY, so...
EricTheOrange: ah yes our SECRET arrow signj
JadedCynic: @They_Are_Alyx nah, that would be trademark infringement ;)
mtvcdm: He doesn't know about the arrow clearly pointing thataway
johkmil: I was going to say that it must have been hidden recently since this is ancient Egypt, but then I remembered just how long that civilisation was around. It could be thousands of years old and still be in ancient Egypt.
SocraticMethod: Fleg
JadedCynic: ♫everybody flag chunk tonight?♫
JadedCynic: ♫everybody wang chung tonight?♫
RandomTrivia: Another excellent moment for your reaction folders https://i.imgur.com/B7kNHKT.gif
SocraticMethod: Firehat for pillar looks pretty funny, though
JadedCynic: wait, glass mirrors? Surely they'd be metal mirrors instead?
tyrsredritehand: fire burns wood?
JadedCynic: oh YEAH
niccus: who's breaking what
SocraticMethod: Ah, a mental representation of pyramid top *yoink*
mtvcdm: Cori is having a day and I am partially responsible but only partially
SquareDotCube: while we wait, why not enjoy the new crapshot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuEj40KQFFA
r10pez10: tempted to quote that, mtv
SocraticMethod: Would think be under original definition of necromancy?
3 raiders from Weslyphon have joined!
SocraticMethod: I.e. divination by the dead
MAPBoardgames: Welcome raiders!
mtvcdm: I haven't done someone this dirty with a game since Megarace.
RandomTrivia: Welcome raiders! lrrSHINE
RandomTrivia: @mtvcdm This game is YOUR DOING?!
Juliamon: Sort of
mtvcdm: I found it in a panic Steam search as soon as Cori indicated she might need a backup.
mtvcdm: This one looks wacky. Here. Done.
RandomTrivia: Honestly you found a classic
BusTed: ResidentSleeper
TimeToFry: We took so long he fell asleep
RandomTrivia: Quick, blast him while he's asleep!
tyrsredritehand: HA
SocraticMethod: Aunt and her boyfriend
xantos69: Oh no! He's hot!
wench_tacular: choose who shall live
Laserbeaks_Fury: o gets the square
wench_tacular: this is giving me Crystal Maze vibes
EricTheOrange: why don't we just Blast Seth with our gauntlett>?
TimeToFry: I'm losing my freaking mind over this game
RandomTrivia: Truly, our minds cannot comprehend such gameplay
Laserbeaks_Fury: A Water Temple. NOW it's a game
SocraticMethod: We jet set radio now
SocraticMethod: Time to graffiti Seth's home
SquareDotCube: welp time to graffiti
mtvcdm: Why acid
EricTheOrange: It is green so acid?
JadedCynic: @EricTheOrange maybe the green is the by products of things the acid dissolved?
EricTheOrange: @JadedCynic I mean if it'c copper that'd do that
YawnLance: The dead eyed stares of these NPCs is really disconcerting
mtvcdm: That banana should have been thrown at the shopkeeper's head
JadedCynic: @EricTheOrange maybe some copper stuff fell in earlier?
RandomTrivia: Hmmm
mtvcdm: Archeology is easy!
tyrsredritehand: ouch
JadedCynic: Anubis
RandomTrivia: What we're doing here isn't vandalism, it's archaeology
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
Laserbeaks_Fury: is that the brother?
CastleOtranto: Djed Clampett
Anubis169: yes?
mtvcdm: It's not even really archeology considering the time period, it's just... vandalism
kdefinition: This is my brother Djed and this is my other brother Djed
JadedCynic: @Anubis169 dammit LUL
SocraticMethod: 5
MAPBoardgames: 5
Anubis169: I've been waiting for that all cast JadedCynic :D
Juliamon: lmao
Anubis169: 4 or 5 depending on the style
JadedCynic: @Anubis169 SeemsGood
Laserbeaks_Fury: djed looks like a tower thingy
smoke_knight: Djed is a spine?
Anubis169: but technically it has 2 sides
xantos69: Oh I see a snek!
Anubis169: the inside, and the outside
wench_tacular: of course!
smoke_knight: Djed is Osiris' spine
Laserbeaks_Fury: on the fan with people oin frnt
TophTheHermit: Pyramids behind the four tiny people
smoke_knight: I do not know why anyone would know that
Juliamon: Can you wave the fan?
Laserbeaks_Fury: in front of Anubis
Anubis169: please
EricTheOrange: Google says a djed is like a pillar https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Djed
Laserbeaks_Fury: Thats the Djed
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
BusTed: Found Djed.
tyrsredritehand: wat?
YawnLance: FBtouchdown Djed FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: Missing, presumed djed
mtvcdm: I think we're just djed here
CastleOtranto: That's just a thing you use to drizzle honey!
SirenSongSeas: Djedtained
Anubis169: Djed's dead baby, Djed's dead.
niccus: djed!
MAPBoardgames: Djed's dead, baby. Djed's dead.
TimeToFry: Seth didn't wake up when we broke open the wall?
Anubis169 high fives MAPBoardgames
MAPBoardgames: duskvFBump
xantos69: Oh no look out! That vat is full of acid!
Anubis169: manBRO
BusTed: Can't touch the icky green water.
Firewhiskers: Darn it, my heart still weighs the same weight as a heart.
RandomTrivia: UM
niccus: what
mtvcdm: what?
RevanentOne: that's right, it goes in the square hole
wench_tacular: call that a code?
niccus: someone tried to draw the lrr logo while drunk
Lysander_salamander: hello folks
RandomTrivia: Hey there Lysander_salamander sergeHi
BusTed: This is an ancient Egyptian CAPTCHA.
Laserbeaks_Fury: 4 green circles
RandomTrivia: Welcome to... purgatory, I guess?
smoke_knight: dice?
CastleOtranto: I failed my 9th grade geometry final
mtvcdm: oohhhhhhh
JadedCynic: obv it's 3 small dots, big circle then triangle, LRR ;)
RandomTrivia: Oh no
SocraticMethod: oh
RandomTrivia: Is it counting?
Mangledpixel: aha
mtvcdm: I get it now
Laserbeaks_Fury: 6 purple triangles
EricTheOrange: green circle purple triangle?
ShaneLeeAtk: Count and kind?
MAPBoardgames: 6 purple
wench_tacular: or that colour
niccus: you can totally make lrrDOTS lrrARROW lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE
RevanentOne: color
EricTheOrange: and a coupple of random rhombuses to throw you off
RandomTrivia: lrrSPOOP
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
TimeToFry: Woah, jumpscare
RandomTrivia: Nope, didn't need that in my brain
MAPBoardgames: lrrSPOOPY
Faulpyr: you died
smoke_knight: wat
niccus: how are *you* hanging
SocraticMethod: "'Ello again, luv!"
Laserbeaks_Fury: SHE SAID DOWN
Firewhiskers: Loot the skeleton!
xantos69: how's it hanin' skelly?
SirenSongSeas: Very practical jeans and boots
wench_tacular: dangling skelly got the last laugh
kdefinition: Chekhov's skeleton
RandomTrivia: That sort of counts as Smash Cut to Bleach-White Skeleton
AdamYMHMI: "I bet you're wondering how I got here..."
mtvcdm: If you introduce a bleached white skeleton in act one
RandomTrivia: We take those
Mangledpixel: smash cut to bleached white skeleton
BusTed: dangle the bangle
RandomTrivia: benginFingers @Mangledpixel @mtvcdm
TimeToFry: How are the bones still attached
MAPBoardgames: He's "all-dead" which means go through his clothes looking for loose change.
Mr_Horrible: "hey pal, you come here often?"
Laserbeaks_Fury: 37?
wench_tacular: my neck!
Laserbeaks_Fury: In a row?
RandomTrivia: @TimeToFry Haven't you heard the song? lrrBEEJ
TimeToFry: @TimeToFry Alright, I walked straight into that one :P
MAPBoardgames: Would it be less scary if you could see?
BusTed: oh nooo
YawnLance: Me want bite
Mangledpixel: well, clearly someone has been down here, to wire up that skeleton for display
SirenSongSeas: My want bite
smoke_knight: VERY forbidden
smoke_knight: Oh good, more bones
RandomTrivia: Uh
Mr_Horrible: *CRUNCH*
niccus: dead
RandomTrivia: WHEEEEEEE
TimeToFry: WHAT
Firewhiskers: Mandatory
MAPBoardgames: Super-fun-happy-slide!
Lysander_salamander: sure
RandomTrivia: What the fuck even is this game
SocraticMethod: Our MC went to Prometheus Schoold of Running Away From Things
kdefinition: That was a fatal distance
AdamYMHMI: "Why are there so many hoooooles?!"
Mr_Horrible: incredible that we're not dead
JadedCynic: forget their ignorance of archeology, they don't get engineering (or physics) much either
BusTed: !holes
LRRbot: The Hole Story, with Nigel Fitzgerald Brouwer
Firewhiskers: Furry twinks
Laserbeaks_Fury: Legally Distinct Boomerang
Lysander_salamander: sure
RandomTrivia: That's probably fine
JadedCynic: and they don't get GEOLOGY either
Lysander_salamander: woot stone arm
noSmokeFire: time for HOG
MAPBoardgames: A heart of glass?
RandomTrivia: This is the alternative right?
SocraticMethod: This is to skip the puzzle
JadedCynic: minigame?
Lysander_salamander: oh no a matching game
RandomTrivia: There was a thing earlier offering this as an alternative to hidden objects
Laserbeaks_Fury: ornament
BusTed: Ornament
Lysander_salamander: horseshoe crab?
JadedCynic: boombox with tape
Laserbeaks_Fury: fist bump
TimeToFry: Bunp
JadedCynic: o/\o
Lysander_salamander: there's a whole bunch of bricks, but you need that one
RandomTrivia: So really you have two throwing weapons
Laserbeaks_Fury: staff up?!
Mangledpixel: there is part of this music that's the same motif as used in The Fifth Element, and it's weirdly distracting
MAPBoardgames: you broke it
mtvcdm: Who does this Seth guy think he is, a god?
JadedCynic: again, it seems like Umbrella Corp. was back-contracted by the Ancient Egyptians to make these places
Firewhiskers: I saw nothing.
Firewhiskers: Mouse
smoke_knight: Why is the brazier lit?
AdamYMHMI: I'm assuming that most of these temples are actually just gyms and this is basically the ancient equivalent of cross-fit
Laserbeaks_Fury: shrew
MAPBoardgames: This is like my twitter feed: just scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Skrull disguised as scroll
mtvcdm: 12 scrolls to tell you how to make glue?!
RandomTrivia: And that "horse" tag comes around once again!
BusTed: Glooray
MAPBoardgames: Step 1: find a horse
xantos69: Don't be like Adam!
SocraticMethod: Mummy says "take it and leave me alone"
EricTheOrange: "talk" to this mummy
accountmadeforants: Find Paul's Horse Armor. It's useless in Return to Monkey Island, but it might help here!
TheNextPaige: Why is there a mummy in the kitchen?
Firewhiskers: @TheNextPaige Spice rack
MAPBoardgames: Can't use just use the honey from the clock hands as glue?
accountmadeforants: Left Skeleton's spine looks uncomfortable
SocraticMethod: "Poke 'er? I hardly knew 'er!"
noSmokeFire: step 1: boil a horse
Lysander_salamander: ashes?
EricTheOrange: charcoal + pineresin = glue ?
TimeToFry: That must smell awful
silenceaux: yeah that would definitely handle the torque
JadedCynic: wow that glue dried FAST
Lysander_salamander: ok
MAPBoardgames: RIP
JadedCynic: sorry we don't have SAW blades, with giant daggers work?
accountmadeforants: Ah, as any carpenter will tell you, just glue together pieces of wood directly and the point of most stress!
EricTheOrange: Ok google says that charcoal and pine resin glue is a real thing so I'll give the game that
RandomTrivia: I see we're fully into the Indiana Jones part of the building
mtvcdm: That saw blade isn't moving that fast
mtvcdm: We could just... go across
jessicaengle: Yo.
Lysander_salamander: this is bad
mtvcdm: They're so polite standing there waiting to get blasted
accountmadeforants: How's it hanging, fellow spooky ghosts? sajamVibe
EricTheOrange: hah he does kind of look like beat tekeshi
Firewhiskers: So you have to help the girl before you go and get her pendant.
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
Firewhiskers: [/Chrono Trigger joke]
jessicaengle: My leg!
MAPBoardgames: Akikkia sus
Lysander_salamander: yay paddle
RandomTrivia: Oh good, a paddle for when we go up Shit Creek
TimeToFry: "Aahhh oohh ow my leg!!! Don't worry about it though."
Lysander_salamander: sure that makes sense
Laserbeaks_Fury: that's a chi
JadedCynic: 2008: "Most of the pottery is intact, but this one jar seems to have been shattered ages ago..."
Mangledpixel: @Laserbeaks_Fury a χ?
EricTheOrange: why cant we get the magic floating shield up their
Laserbeaks_Fury: inside the chest is a step
SquareDotCube: The Stick Formerly Known as Scepter
GapFiller: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a messenger
niccus: thank you.
EricTheOrange: so why did we have to open the chest before we could do this?
Laserbeaks_Fury: I could have fallen into the abyss, OOOPS
mtvcdm: okay
TimeToFry: We just left her? OKAY
EricTheOrange: magic floating boat
Mangledpixel: the Grit Gate? We playing Caves of Qud now?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Anubis is the ankh
Firewhiskers: Birds have cat ears right?
JadedCynic: look at the shapes
Anubis169: I'm a what?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah I think Hathor is the cow
EricTheOrange: I mean the cat is the one with the cat ears
Anubis169: travF1 travF2 Laserbeaks_Fury
Laserbeaks_Fury: NM
Lysander_salamander: all wrong
niccus: nice, you reassembled the rockafire explosion
GhostValv: if you're a bird, you legally have to squawk
Anubis169: Kappa
MAPBoardgames: You have fire on another scree
MAPBoardgames: n
Mangledpixel: lazerize
RandomTrivia: "only be sure to call it, please, research" lrrBEEJ
JadedCynic: *plays Olympic theme*
SquareDotCube: it's lit, fam
Firewhiskers: Disco inferno
JadedCynic: "Arena" yeah, it'll be fine
Splosion: I mean, I feel like you could have just rotated it into place, and it should have clicked.
mtvcdm: Hi Than
MAPBoardgames: What the Hel? (sic)
niccus: hey wait a second which religion are you from
Lysander_salamander: ok
JadedCynic: cloak with hood? that's very not Seth-looking
JadedCynic: did I miss a change?
niccus: i'm imagining that all of the player interjections are voiced by tiktok's TTS
Splosion: !advice
JadedCynic: nevermind that iron hooped barrels REALLY weren't a thing in ancient egypt
EricTheOrange: yeah I'm sure those will hold your weight
JadedCynic: ^^^
Juliamon: susfishious
Splosion: Fishy fishy fishy fish
MAPBoardgames: Spooky, scary, skeletons send shivers down your spine
Laserbeaks_Fury: Mos Ayic has way better ports that Mos Eisley
MAPBoardgames: This part reminds me of 5 minute Mystery
niccus: when do you think they'll add a jumpscare to this
MAPBoardgames: Now a platform puzzle?
BigDaddyBland87: I wonder how this works?
Firewhiskers: Hey you're putting some elevator operator out of a job
SquareDotCube: tbf they probably didn't run into many elevators back then
Twilight_Spark: We get out of here, we're going to make a killing on the antique hammer market.
Splosion: @Twilight_Spark Not really, they keep breaking when we use them
EricTheOrange: I mean that's how darksouls elevators work
Laserbeaks_Fury: we have a mallet and wedge
MAPBoardgames: How many hammers has your character had at this point? 3?
BigDaddyBland87: And now we are defiling ancient structures
niccus: ok.
Twilight_Spark: What?
EricTheOrange: yes NOTHING else could have done that
MAPBoardgames: Who the Jesus are you?
niccus: isn't... it... hot there
TimeToFry: That woman is still down there with a sprained leg or something
mtvcdm: He's been standing there for thousands of years
SirenSongSeas: Oh that's the guy from the start of the game
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
Lysander_salamander: wait, what about everyone you left downstairs?
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHA
Lysander_salamander: This is so bad
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
mtvcdm: "There's a small group of us trying to prevent bad things from happening."
Lysander_salamander: new age drinks
EricTheOrange: Wait how did HE get here? we needed Seth to open the gate for us.
Laserbeaks_Fury: NOPE
LidofLoathing: "Dreamatorium"
LidofLoathing: wow
EricTheOrange: This guy is special, his mouth moves un-like that other girl
Lysander_salamander: what
mtvcdm: Okay. He did blink. Blink confirmed.
niccus: i hope one day we see an adventure game with Clutch Cargo facial animation
Laserbeaks_Fury: Does the Moonbase have a Dreamatorium installed yet?
MAPBoardgames: !y
TheAinMAP: !bird
mtvcdm: ride bird
RandomTrivia: !birb
LRRbot: Tweet, twe-twe-tweet, tweet, squawk!
ZombieHendrix: uh, what?
niccus: isn't the costume closet the dreamatorium? it's got the mattress and everything
Chesul: "nobody knows the location of the place, but my friend can take you there."
Lysander_salamander: why
GhostValv: D:
TimeToFry: Oh no!
Twilight_Spark: BENNU NO
EricTheOrange: Wow strong bird
mtvcdm: ride bird pelted with arrows
RandomTrivia: UM
GhostValv: ???
TheAinMAP: escher3SAFETY
mtvcdm: WHAT
TimeToFry: WHAT
kdefinition: They did not kill the birb
Twilight_Spark: He was my favorite character.
Lysander_salamander: teeth?
RandomTrivia: Did we black out and miss a scene?!
empyreon: well that escalated
BigDaddyBland87: And we died and are now in hell
nkcola: TEETH
MAPBoardgames: I think we missed a page
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Sogheim: hands
RandomTrivia: That sure was one of the games of all time
noSmokeFire: this bird is MUCH larger than I expected
Lysander_salamander: wait, did the game start over?
EricTheOrange: So like that stork could fly carrying our adult size body
mtvcdm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: MADiSON) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (29m from now).
matthaus_c: !previous
LRRbot: Sorry, I can only see the future.
matthaus_c: lrrm tug!
EricTheOrange: Lurr ma tig
mtvcdm: Teeee-BUCK!
RandomTrivia: Oh goodness
niccus: (it's delayed a week)
RandomTrivia: Cannot wait for trombone hero
Riiiiiiis: argggggg.... I'm here just at the end :-(
RandomTrivia: Nice
BigDaddyBland87: nice
xantos69: Cheer50 Bits!
MAPBoardgames: da bits!
EricTheOrange: Noo net o-day
GapFiller: thanks for streaming Cori lrrCORI lrrHEART lrrSHINE
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Cori! lrrSHINE
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
Lysander_salamander: have a good afternoon!
Lysander_salamander: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: MADiSON) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (25m from now).
spo8n: !snacks
matthaus_c: !searchfortreasure
LRRbot: You find: Jewels!
spo8n: yay!
KilrenKrae: Who's ready for spoops
Juliamon: I suppose I am
Dog_of_Myth: Who is truly prepared for spoops?