Orxolon: are we having monkey island today?
Orxolon: or the moonbase computer is giving a hard time¿?
TehAmelie: it had an issue with premature stream launch, but Paul is on the ball
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I experimented with doing an autotweet thing to a special @lrrstreams twitter account to notify when we are online independent from twitch, but it didn't get much traction
LoadingReadyRun: also, it only worked from the office, so it wasn't much use during the pandemic
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DarkMorford: Ook ook!
TehAmelie: well, finally got my hands on One Punch Man season 2
TehAmelie: a successful day
accountmadeforants: Anyway, time to Return to Monke... again https://i.imgur.com/VWhNXdT.png
TXC2: hello everybody
beowuuf: sergeHi
TXC2: hi beowuuf
GapFiller: !next
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TXC2: lrrHORN
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TehAmelie: strangely timely thing AV Club just tweeted https://i.imgur.com/Ww6lifp.png
beowuuf: lrrHORN
TehAmelie: clearly the gorilla is upset at being a Monkey Island reference
LRRTwitter: @LRRMtG> We got to make a fun thing for Devil K. Nevil 😄 | https://youtu.be/zIKSTkGZUsY || https://www.twitter.com/LRRMtG/status/1572631912119947264
beowuuf: jump!
GapFiller: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG WEAR EVIL!
TXC2: CONTACT
beowuuf: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Boon_33: lrrSIG
TehAmelie: lrrHAM
TehAmelie: hey, who turned the beacon into ham?
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
RocknGrohlNerd: lrrSIG
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Play it Forward! Paul is returning to Return to Monkey Island! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/FdMdBrRakAAvMxH.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1572632615068536833
beowuuf: The further adventures of Guy F Threepkins
GhostValv: amazonTasteTheRainbow
TehAmelie: i've never seen a Monkey Island up close. i hear it's fun
beowuuf: is this a legally distinct Monk Island?
LoadingReadyRun: The island is only a little bit Monkish
beowuuf: doesn't wear the robes but has the funny bald spot on top?
GhostValv: a tad Monk-ey
TXC2: here we GO!
Orxolon: the island is the friends we made along the way
Carlioo: secret of monkish island
beowuuf: monkey!
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CraziestOwl: Monkey island!
TehAmelie: hello!
TXC2: Paul song HYPE
NightValien28: hi paul
Snowcookies: Arr
Boon_33: Yarr!
beowuuf: yar! sergeHi
RocknGrohlNerd: yaarr
mumblepunk: return to monke(y island)
CraziestOwl: Arr
Orxolon: aaaarrrrgggg
DeM0nFiRe: 🏴󠀂☠️ ⛵
TXC2: you are a pirate!
Orxolon: i got a Jar of dirt
josh___something: Hi paul!
TehAmelie: Our Flag Means Death needs a recognizable theme song, i realize now
TheMerricat: RIP Stefán Karl Stefánsson, you'll be missed
matthaus_c: !searchfortreasure
LRRbot: You find: a Wandering Monster!
Vanbael: *adds pirate to resume* because Paul said I'm a pirate now
CraziestOwl: This just made my day
matthaus_c: Return To Return To Monkey Island
Snowcookies: yarrr
BusTed: "famous"
Orxolon: is LeChuck back?
Snowcookies: I think he's more a merc
TXC2: famous even though no one knows his name :p
TehAmelie: i think the version i know is Newgrounds
beowuuf: O.O
Snowcookies: lol
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beowuuf: hey raiders, what an entirely unexpected surprise...
BlackIsis: yarr
TXC2: Hello Raiders
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Snowcookies: Yarrr James and Pit Crew
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BlackIsis: oh good, I'm ahead of paul, I can avoid spoilers and still watch
beowuuf: @beowuuf :p
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Mr_Horrible: "You wouldn't download a Secret of Monkey Island..."
TXC2: real piracy, not downloading a car piracy Kappa
Orxolon: look behind you,a three headed monkey!
Snowcookies: modern piracy will soon become old by internet piracy Kappa
DarkAbyssKeeper: The parrot seems like a problem.
GhostValv: um....
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TwitchTVsFrank: mic in shot?
aitsu100: some locks do have that
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BasilHunter: It's been so long since we've been to Monkey Island... is it even the same anymore?
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BlackIsis: I actually think it is how at least some locks work
Genie_M: that's true here, but you need a keycard you got with the lock
jessicaengle: Nothing is truly secure
Boon_33: real keys have numeric depth values, that scans
northern_ronin42: To the shock of many, locks are not that secure, particularly mass scale produced locks.
BrowneePoints: My brain still can't understand why jerks were trying to dunk on this for the Art Style. I think it's super charming
TehAmelie: maybe locksmiths can just make a master key but they make you think there's more steps involved to make more money
chaostreader: I’m decently sure most Masterlock locks have a master key that can open any lock.
Genie_M: I have a keycard with embossed numbers I can bring to special locksmiths and they would make replacement keys for me
Carlioo: maybe there's a tab
Mysticman89: Does this have insult swordfighting? That was a classic
BusTed: Yoink.
BrowneePoints: I also like that she's a Black Smith
LordZarano: A lot of cheap wafer locks on e.g. file cabinets have the code stamped on them. But almost anything will open a cheap wafer lock
Boon_33: makes the key for free, sells the metadata
matthaus_c: crackers are basically parrotnip, right?
beowuuf: lol
Mysticman89: they clearly have a pegleg leg, they simply also have two feet
beowuuf: huh?
Boon_33: bribe that bird!
TehAmelie: ha, i didn't see the foot
Snowcookies: the peg leg is for show
Carlioo: haha, yeah same
beowuuf: we need to find some nice related thing about her
BusTed: Still haven't puzzled out the apology frog.
GredGredmansson: just got here; what have I missed from the last stream
BusTed: Have we been introduced to the key crown person?
Snowcookies: She doesn't have a holster so she just switches which hand the sword is in
beowuuf: @GredGredmansson we made a key to get passed the parrot
GredGredmansson: oh we grabbed the eyepatch
gualdhar: iPatch
BlackIsis: I don't think so...
GredGredmansson: Not to my knowledge
Orxolon: no that i can think of
TXC2: I keep thinking of John Mulany
BrowneePoints: well shit now we have to play WoW
Carlioo: maybe it's a cactus
matthaus_c: she just wants acupuncture
Sogheim: I can only think of Lon Chaney
Boon_33: jar'o'mosquitos
keroan0: As someone who hand sews, you'll know what the bite of a thousand needles feels like
chaostreader: Wasn’t there a biting plant in the woods?
DarkMorford: @BusTed Nope.
BlackIsis: Oh, Sogheim might have it
GredGredmansson: i've heard that name before not sure how
Carlioo: oh maybe the rich guy has dentures
GredGredmansson: silent film actor
Pal_Friendpatine: Is “bite of a thousand needles” anything like “death by a thousand cuts”?
GredGredmansson: yeah it could also be a Clark Kent type deal
TheMerricat: "Jon Lanay" doesn't return many results other than Monkey Island on Google
beowuuf: "Leonidas Frank "Lon" Chaney (April 1, 1883 – August 26, 1930) was an American actor, director, screenwriter and makeup artist. He is regarded as one of the most versatile and powerful actors of cinema, renowned for his characterizations of tortured, often grotesque and afflicted characters, and his groundbreaking artistry with makeup"
JonnyGlitched: Hi Paul! Hi Runners!
Orxolon: what kind of things bite¿?
Orxolon: like electricity?
northern_ronin42: That sounds like a fnacy way to say mesquito swarm.
TXC2: hello JonnyGlitched welcome
GredGredmansson: was that our last thing for Carla
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JonnyGlitched: What have I missed? Keep in mind I haven't played the other games
Carlioo: maybe that's what you needed for the apology frog?
TXC2: JonnyGlitched we got an eyepatch
JonnyGlitched: Just a quick recap lrrBEEJ
Genie_M: chomping plant from forest?
GredGredmansson: no, the plaque we just read
Carlioo: no, the statue text
matthaus_c: what if you write Bite Of 1000 Needles on the frog
beowuuf: @JonnyGlitched man want to go to island. man needs to get on ghost ship. man needs to charge up eyepatch as disguise... the rest explains itself Kappa
Carlioo: don't remember if you had already read it
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GredGredmansson: now we can add Port Elizabeth to the frog?
GredGredmansson: EYYYYYYY
Sarah_Serinde: Nice
BusTed: Nice.
Carlioo: nice
TXC2: lrrGOAT
beowuuf: oooh, lrrGOAT
Snowcookies: got there
Jogela: The domino pattern
aiamethyst: are you sure that last part doesn't matter?
BlackIsis: "logic"
richard_ermen: Weee, new Monkey Island and Paul. What a nice wednesday evening.
beowuuf: he only had it once, yet he was able to remember everything about it :p
Sarah_Serinde: Woo
GredGredmansson: OSFrog
Carlioo: eyyy
TheMerricat: There was one Jon Lanay book there.
JonnyGlitched: Treasure maps!
GredGredmansson: That's the same book in the Locksmith shop I think; the purple one
Carlioo: I need to remember the apology frog the next time I need to apologize to someone
Manae: Oh no. That book is going to be soooooggy when it's returned
GredGredmansson: welp, time to throw it into a cooking pot
niccus: so we're returning soup?
DarkMorford: Narrator: "He didn't return it."
Genie_M: (he will not)
Snowcookies: Narrator: he will not be returning it
creasehearst: the purple book is part of an achievement where you need to find 5 different copies of it throughout the game
Jogela: Sacrifices were made during their adventure
josh___something: Can you... read it?
TXC2: !backseating
TXC2: !backseat
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Carlioo: oh, yeah, sorry
LordZarano: !heychat
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GredGredmansson: I'm uninformed!
JonnyGlitched: Paul is very good at video games
niccus: i'm uniformed! wait
beowuuf: only speak if you are clueless, which is easy if you are a twitch chat member :p
GredGredmansson: all my monkey island stuff is from past games
JonnyGlitched: Almost as good as Cori
Orxolon: i only played the previous ones
Orxolon: so we're good
Boon_33: Horay, I have no idea what these games are like!
TehAmelie: should we coordinate our user name colors by how much we've played the game?
Pteraspidomorphi: Ah shit I'm late
matthaus_c: a-ha! I'm clueless! checkmate!
Snowcookies: If we're a pirate, then why don't we just steal the books Kappa
Genie_M: boo
GredGredmansson: good to know.
pn55: pixlriGood
Sarah_Serinde: Thanks, book
josh___something: Bahahahaha
TXC2: remember to use question makes when guessing chat
northern_ronin42: Oh, I'm sure i'll only lead you into redherrings, never been partiuclarly saavy at adventure games.
BrowneePoints: Have we tried Returning the Monkey Island?
TXC2: *marks
Vanbael: This is literally my first exposure to monkey island anything! Do I have no idea what's going on except piracy
TehAmelie: i call dibs on green colors for "never played any Monkey Island"
Snowcookies: @BrowneePoints We're trying to!
Carlioo: @Vanbael honestly I'm not sure there's a lot of piracy going on either
BrowneePoints: @Vanbael Very tongue in cheek point and click adventure games originally by LucasArts in the 90s
Pteraspidomorphi: Vanbael, you should watch the scrapbook part of episode 1 of this PIF, should be about half an hour in
GredGredmansson: I can see some of the other books having vague hints; but not being usable for anything
Pteraspidomorphi: But it's very wacky stuff
GredGredmansson: yep, that's the same book
Genie_M: swap it out?
TheMerricat: We did see At the End of the Plank here
Aarek: @northern_ronin42 the problem with leading to red herrings, is I'm pretty sure at one point in the first game, a red herring was literally a puzzle solution
Genie_M: same book
BasilHunter: borrow each of the books to examine them each for more info?
GredGredmansson: I thought maybe you had to borrow the locksmiths one and "return" it to Carla; but that doesn't seem to be the case
Vanbael: @pteraspidomorphi will do so after a work meeting
Genie_M: no swappy
Jogela: @northern_ronin42 Not to mention there is an entire children cartoon series with Scooby Doo with a guy named Red Herring
JonnyGlitched: Popular title
Gadora: I'm surprised you can't swap them to find something hidden inside.
beowuuf: aww, i hoped you could discuss it or something :(
niccus: significant emphasis on -ish
TheMerricat: The book is her mother's treasures it for the memories, not the story :P
JonnyGlitched: Island's bestseller
GredGredmansson: @Aarek That might have been in a Sam and Max game, same studio at the time
TehAmelie: i understand there to be two schools of these games: where you can hard lock your game progress by doing things wrong, and where you can't. one of those might have died out
Carlioo: hahaha
TXC2: you win again game!
JonnyGlitched: It's a mimic!
beowuuf: @Gadora maybe you can later when the locksmith isn't there?
GredGredmansson: @TehAmelie yeah, the King's Quest model fell out of fashion fast
TheMerricat: @TehAmelie I'm fairly certain that MI games never let you hardlock yourself
Sarah_Serinde: Noteworthy that that's the only book that brings out the swordplay
matthaus_c: very defensive of the cookbook
Orxolon: maybe there's a treasure on THIS island
Orxolon: ?
JonnyGlitched: How would a cow cook?
Pteraspidomorphi: No witty comebacks!
Genie_M: that's the important book
GredGredmansson: @JonnyGlitched perhaps like a dairy farmer
Sarah_Serinde: Yeahhhh :D
beowuuf: lol
Pal_Friendpatine: There’s a bit of green screen artifacting going on on the side of the inset
Carlioo: makes sense!
Orxolon: it used to be:"you fight like a cow"
DarkMorford: @TehAmelie Yeah, the Sierra adventure games were very much "Save early, save often" affairs. LucasArts titles, not so much.
CraziestOwl: Logic
GredGredmansson: @Orxolon gosh I hope insult swordfighting comes back
niccus: would we need to learn two more things or will the first two suffice
logophile99: can you interact with the horse armor?
Orxolon: @GredGredmansson me 2
TwitchTVsFrank: you returned it once so I'm sure you'll return it again Kappa
conquestofcroutons: it's nighttime on monkey island, and you are a horrible library client
TheMerricat: @Pal_Friendpatine yeah, I kept trying to use a tissue to clean my screen till I realized it's just green screen shadow :D
GredGredmansson: @Orxolon I liked the one in Tales; where you had to simultaneously insult one person and compliment another with the same line
northern_ronin42: Wait how long has that guy been waiting for you to take his order?
Genie_M: yay!
Pal_Friendpatine: @themerricat LUL
TheMerricat: fixed :D
TXC2: northern_ronin42 well time doesn't seem to move, so forever and never
TwitchTVsFrank: magic
Pal_Friendpatine: much better
JonnyGlitched: I didn't even notice
beowuuf: @northern_ronin42 given you're not the waiter and he just assumed you were, no more than he deserves :p
Boon_33: Paul's a witch, he fixed it!
Orxolon: @GredGredmansson hahahahha
Pal_Friendpatine: Thank you
JonnyGlitched: Your beautiful face outshone the shadow
DarkMorford: We don't know
northern_ronin42: @beowuuf Well I guess that's fair, assumed Brush started the ruse.
Carlioo: also now the mic is attempting to invade the camera again
Snowcookies: THink that was the first time we've seen them
TehAmelie: that's very specific and disconcerting
JonnyGlitched: You think this guy can read?
TXC2: a splinter of the mop like it's a piece of the true cross :p
beowuuf: @northern_ronin42 nah, just never listened and demanded something with barely any details :)
beowuuf: me too
GredGredmansson: he still might
Leonhart321: Same
JonnyGlitched: Book cooking
niccus: a good mayor would never be caught cooking the books
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I was at least half expecting that too
TehAmelie: we gotta find some lawyer type to cook the book
TehAmelie: (wild speculation)
JonnyGlitched: stab him!
BrowneePoints: Okay but why did they give this guy a thicc dumpy
GredGredmansson: nice
beowuuf: perfect crime
Sarah_Serinde: BrowneePoints Why not?
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Invitare: why didn't you just take the mop there?
TXC2: and no one will EVER know
GredGredmansson: @Invitare because its rude
BrowneePoints: @Sarah_Serinde That Chef 100% owns sweatpants with Juicy on the butt
TXC2: we're a pirate not a thief Kappa
Pal_Friendpatine: When the mic invaded last stream I thought for a while it was a “tear” in the game. Like part of the art style. But it kept not moving in relation to the game, so…
TheMerricat: @Invitare That's not OUR mop! And the cook has thoroughly explained to us how every mop is personal to the one who made it! :D
GredGredmansson: I like how this game has multiple ways to progress things; either by dragging the item or through dialogue trees
Valiant_Cookie: I think the concept is he knows the locations of every tree, but needed to know what kind of wood
GredGredmansson: up, right, up, right, up
Invitare: imagine if the map just leads to the forest. As in all the forest. Because all the trees are fine
Orxolon: how did he makes up that map?
TXC2: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: surprisingly turgid cheese blunts
JonnyGlitched: wHaT's In ThE bOx
Mysticman89: so many verbs
GredGredmansson: See, Look, Talk, etc
Carlioo: I really appreciate the text describing what the click action will do
JonnyGlitched: I liked the King's Quest system
Genie_M: I always liked Full Throttle's Mouth boot hand trio
Robot_Bones: Only really get to ever lick one thing
Valiant_Cookie: Rom Gilbert said on Twitter, the design clicked when they started thinking of the hover text as guybrushes thoughts
Boon_33: gotta check the lickability
Orxolon: there was a joke about the verb commands in monkey island 2
creasehearst: most of the time the non-correct verbs were just for getting funny voice lines
TwitchTVsFrank: i liked the coin in monkey island 3
Mysticman89: good for amusing commentary, not good for progression
niccus: that's same as real life, really
GredGredmansson: it wsa probably the last thing in the game too
JonnyGlitched: A.D.O.M has a "Clean Ears" command which only ever comes up once
aussie_rob_w: Hi Paul! How’s Monkey Island?
TXC2: hello aussie_rob_w welcome
Orxolon: needlios?
Genie_M: needli
GredGredmansson: oh hey
TehAmelie: i like this neural net self-generating text adventure game. now you can make up your own verbs and have the game allow them
TXC2: alotta? is it Italian ?
GredGredmansson: noice
Pteraspidomorphi: Fear the carnivorous plant
Orxolon: @TXC2 like that woman that worked for Mr Evil?
GredGredmansson: I wonder if they are all different ones, and we just stumbled on thecorrect one
BrowneePoints: was there two right exits on that?
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe each bend has to be accounted for?
Genie_M: maybe zigzags count?
beowuuf: blue bitey blue bitey
TXC2: Orxolon DOCTOR Evil thank you very much Kappa
bo_brinkman: purple, carniverous, purple, carniferous
keroan0: Is that how you pronounce Clematis?
keroan0: I never knew
BrowneePoints: If you get Clematis go to a Doctor
Orxolon: @TXC2 i didn't spent 4 years in evil medicine school for nothing,thank you
JonnyGlitched: It's not illegal if you don't get caught
Eklinaar: For an idiot, Guybrush sure knows a lot of botany.
BrowneePoints: is that a card on the ground?
beowuuf: oh deer
TheMerricat: @Eklinaar I think he's less of an idiot and more of ... not in the right job for his abilities.
TXC2: it's on the corner of Purple flower way and Martin Luther King Bulavard
GredGredmansson: well, we know the correct path now
BrowneePoints: it was in the 2nd room I think? looked like a playing card on the ground
beowuuf: aww
GredGredmansson: i mean, hooray for game
beowuuf: lrrAWESOME
Mysticman89: they wouldnt have permanently missables in a modern game would they? I hate when games do that
JonnyGlitched: I'm sure mumma won't mind if you take one
TXC2: some start of Babi going on here
JonnyGlitched: She's got three!
TehAmelie: there's always knife work needs doin
Sarah_Serinde: Uh
GredGredmansson: JESUS CHRIST, GUYBRUSH
evilspoons983: @Mysticman89 I mean, it IS a Ron Gilbert game
Orxolon: omg
TXC2: we all heard a chiansaw there right?
Sarah_Serinde: What did we *do*
Boon_33: wow
beowuuf: O.O
Pteraspidomorphi: Why is it on fire
Boon_33: we did a naughty
northern_ronin42: HOW DID YOU DO THIS WITH A KNIFE?
beowuuf: sweet lord guybrush!
TehAmelie: Guybrush Trepwood, tree killer
Genie_M: yikes
TwitchTVsFrank: mattlrWoof
creasehearst: so many traumatized animals
josh___something: why is there FIRE?@
northern_ronin42: I'm not even mad. I'm actually impressed.
beowuuf: well now all the cuteness is explained
GredGredmansson: The chef said we only needed a BRANCH
Cunobelenos: mop handle acquired!
Wolfstrike_NL: "We're a hero"
TXC2: ALL of Fern Gulley just happened :p
Boon_33: fire, we have made fire.
Orxolon: the message
GredGredmansson: THEY'RE CRYING
Jogela: Super Yikes
saintguard: "Whittling"
MatthewDennisMTG: BibleThump
Goorguy: Are we the baddies?
pn55: Are... are we the baddy?
Snowcookies: are... are we the baddies?
Sarah_Serinde: Yes
TXC2: friction?
Orxolon: yes
Boon_33: we better get off this island fast
jessieimproved: lrrWOW
TehAmelie: this forest sure would say so
Snowcookies: we should've just stolen the mop...
beowuuf: leave the forest and never come back :p
Genie_M: this was harsh
TheMerricat: So this is a minor spoiler but since we were worried about missing hte card I looked it up.
niccus: no it's ok. if we're only going to jail for picking the flower
GredGredmansson: let's try the path again
TheMerricat: The cards aren't 'assigned' they infinately respawn. and the questions aren't assigned to a specific card
Uzumaki15: I saw where this was going, and even with that knowledge, that was a turn
northern_ronin42: What happenes if you go the other way now?
aussie_rob_w: The animals: “Guybrush, no!” Guybrush with his chainsaw knife: “GUYBRUSH YES”
TheMerricat: There are 100 cards to pick up
BrowneePoints: Ah okay I didn't even know they were a thing I was like "Woah is that a playing card in the forest? that seems off"
Boon_33: the last mop handle on this entire island possibly
GredGredmansson: SeemsGood
josh___something: That's... sure
TXC2: "they say he carved it himself, from a an entire tree"
niccus: how long does guybrush intend to live
JonnyGlitched: It's gonna break after one use
Pteraspidomorphi: Translation: "Won't make it to chapter 2"
GredGredmansson: eh, we only need a mop as proof of concept
GredGredmansson: what's the difference
GredGredmansson: This is a game where a magical anti-zombie elixir is identical to Root Beer
Genie_M: uhoh
GredGredmansson: PERFECT
Carlioo: I'm almost surprised it actually did change guybrush
wench_tacular: and we didn't even need to pay
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Orxolon: why the mop?
Thisbymaster: haha safekeeping...
GredGredmansson: @Orxolon we're joining as a swabbie; need something to swab with
wench_tacular: @Orxolon to get a job as a swabber
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
JonnyGlitched: get it? Safe Keeping?
TXC2: Orxolon for swabing the deck
mumblepunk: safe keeping
Orxolon: oh,ok,thanks
Pal_Friendpatine: I wonder what happens if you revisit all the people in town while in disguise
Genie_M: probably lots of fun dialogue with zombie Guybrush and others
Valiant_Cookie: Good enough? Lady do you not recognize this craftsmanship
JonnyGlitched: How did they know? He was wearing a disguise!
GredGredmansson: I like LeChuck's theme; it's oddly jovial for a villain theme
TXC2: right the framing device
Genie_M: ghost egg
Alephred: Ghost rooster appears to have an egg brewing?
TXC2: UNION FOREVER
bo_brinkman: Greg Davies?
JonnyGlitched: Aren't they all cruel and vengeful?
SpleenLord: Why is the chicken glowing is a good question
BrowneePoints: does this make anyone else want to start a Piracy based D&D game?
TXC2: "what about the ship is sinking?"
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beowuuf: lrrWOW
GredGredmansson: classic adventure game punishment
evilspoons983: Workers of the world unite!
Boon_33: so no consequences, neat TTours
beowuuf: poultrygeist
wench_tacular: eww
RocknGrohlNerd: nice @beowuuf
Invitare: that IS how you make gravy
JonnyGlitched: "shit out the window"
accountmadeforants: 🐔
TwitchTVsFrank: mic back in shot
Boon_33: portal or port-hole?
BusTed: Prescient.
BrowneePoints: LOL
GredGredmansson: so that's our next checklist
Genie_M: LeShip
Thisbymaster: So to get off the ship, get fired
GredGredmansson: I think we have to do ALL of them
BusTed: pennyGreenflame
beowuuf: maybe you can get up the ranking of the crew by checking some off?
Thisbymaster: It is a checklist.
TXC2: no joke, one of my favourite things from Desert bus was when they sang a pirate life was meant for me, with Beej on guitar
BusTed: Murray!
GredGredmansson: MURRAY!
Carlioo: eyyyy
TwitchTVsFrank: murray!!
evilspoons983: Murray!
Genie_M: Murray
Thisbymaster: free skull
Orxolon: yyyeeeeeeyyyyyyy
GredGredmansson: oh, HE'S the spy
JonnyGlitched: Terrible Spy
Pal_Friendpatine: Mmmm a Lava Guavatini sounds very good
beowuuf: lol
Pal_Friendpatine: I’m gonna make up a recipe for that
niccus: ghost... corn...?
beowuuf: ghost chickens
TXC2: "oh crap, I shouldn;t have said it was a secret"
JonnyGlitched: swab the chicken!
Orxolon: is the chicken huge or perspective?
northern_ronin42: Its perspective.
GredGredmansson: aw, congratulations
Carlioo: ghost egg!
GredGredmansson: when are you due
TehAmelie: a full egg of questions?
northern_ronin42: Well that's ulimited grease.
Genie_M: you have greasy mop
TXC2: Orxolon yes
northern_ronin42: Seems like a way to squeeze out the porthole if you need to leave.
Carlioo: eww
mumblepunk: lube up that porthole
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: try swabbing murray with the grease!
GredGredmansson: did that saw "the screw"
Genie_M: ew
TehAmelie: maybe it'll be waterproof?
northern_ronin42: Can you swap the ladder and trick him to sliding to his doom?
Pal_Friendpatine: Did it say “swab the screw”? Near the port hole?
Genie_M: it's clear now
evilspoons983: it let you do it the second time because the mop was clean
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Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: can you swab the ladder with grease?
Carlioo: yep
Genie_M: still places ungreased
TehAmelie: nothin like a good greasy screw
beowuuf: knife?
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: this is definitely how you remove screws
mumblepunk: apply knife to problem
Sarah_Serinde: Worryingly useful
northern_ronin42: Almost as thought it where a utility knife.
TXC2: the is our sonic screwdriver
GredGredmansson: You know, with that verbal contract we made regarding that knife, I'm shocked we're getting this much utility from it
TXC2: *the knife
beowuuf: for something with so many 'don't use it's ' in the warranty we use it for everything :p
Snowcookies: didn't we sign a TOS saying we wouldn't use the knife this way? lrrBEEJ
Carlioo: at this point you'll use it for the rest of the game! no wonder it had all those restrictions
beowuuf: @Snowcookies felt like :p
Genie_M: make a slide so they fall out?
GredGredmansson: tomBrain
BrowneePoints: mwhat
SpleenLord: Can you get the egg?
BrowneePoints: my brain hurts
Genie_M: grease everything
TehAmelie: i haz chicken! it tastes mostly like i peppered it too much
DarkMorford: @Snowcookies Verbal agreement, not legally binding
mumblepunk: could you put he feed somewhere to lead the chickens there?
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: try feeding the other one?
JonnyGlitched: don't forget ceiling chicken
creasehearst: try feeding the third chicken?
GredGredmansson: happy chickens
JonnyGlitched: They will kill you last
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: does your kitbag act different now it's greased?
Carlioo: grease! that! hole!
GredGredmansson: ok Murray I'm heading out for a bit; see you later
Boon_33: look at all the things not covered in highly flammable slippery grease, tisk tisk
JonnyGlitched: My favorite kinds of holes are greased
TXC2: damn you stole that joke right out of my pocket Paul! :p
BrowneePoints: ah. Threepwood must have had taco bell
GredGredmansson: Swab Guybrush?
Mysticman89: anyway to grease yourself as well?
northern_ronin42: Grease the floor and slip and slide across?
Genie_M: grease everything and run?
creasehearst: looks like you're not done with the Grease That Porthole! game yet
northern_ronin42: Oh yeah grease yourself.
Carlioo: if you can't get through the greased hole, then grease more!
beowuuf: lol
northern_ronin42: I do not like this.
cdutson: a mentally taxing solution
Boon_33: grease yourself? grease ladder? grease the planet!
northern_ronin42: Maximum grease attained.
dontupanic: The lesson here is, always use enough loop before squeezing through the porthole, kids
TehAmelie: we should be safe if we go in the water with all this grease on us
TehAmelie: basically a hydrophobic coating
jessieimproved: eeeeg, I have a bit of a grease aversion
Carlioo: cool ship, lechuck
Genie_M: 8 minutes
Pteraspidomorphi: Only 8 minutes?
GredGredmansson: 8 minutes?
Pteraspidomorphi: He's getting old
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GredGredmansson: I thought Guybrush could hold his breath for 10 minutes
Thisbymaster: nothing useful here yet
TehAmelie: good thing we've left it behind now i guess
creasehearst: looks like Guybrush is getting out of shape, it used to be 10 minutes
GredGredmansson: well, 9 minutes 59 seconds
TXC2: 8 minutes is an incredible time to hold ones breath for
northern_ronin42: Look it's natural for a man to lose a little lung capacity in their older age.
Orxolon: already stablished lore of 10 minutes XD
northern_ronin42: Can you knife the rutter?
Pteraspidomorphi: In the original game it's the only way to die
TwitchTVsFrank: that has to be an Easter eggs for staying down here for 10 minutes
Mysticman89: check the wifi for the boat
Boon_33: size up or seize up?
GredGredmansson: Yeah, dying int the original game softlocks it
Mysticman89: I thought if you waited out your breath in the OG you just automatically grabbed a knife and went back up anyway
ContingentCat: have you tried turning the rudder off and on again?
GredGredmansson: @Mysticman89 nope, you died
Carlioo: blah
SkieWolf: Is this like the 5th monkey island?
TheMerricat: how can empty containers contain monkey blood and squid ink? they are empty!
GredGredmansson: the 6th
SkieWolf: Oh dear, I stopped after 3 XD
TXC2: wow that screen shake freaked me out :P
GredGredmansson: @SkieWolf that's fine; the first 3 are really all you need
dontupanic: the fifth was also pretty ok. But yeah the first 3 are where its at
TXC2: so monkey island is an acid trip?
JonnyGlitched: It's LSD
SkieWolf: Is this one good and more to the source?
Pteraspidomorphi: I like that we're still controlling the kid in this time
Boon_33: wait, we've been forrest-gump-ing this the whole time? cool
JonnyGlitched: L...S...D...
Carlioo: oh no! I'm worried for murray!
Orxolon: a voodoo wizard did it
GredGredmansson: I thought gunpowder was also involved
evilspoons983: if I understand correctly the plot of this takes place between 2 and 3
SkieWolf: Sweet
GredGredmansson: @evilspoons983 not sure how that works with us already knowing Murray
JonnyGlitched: raise!
Genie_M: Murray go flat?
GredGredmansson: wait, is that the assistant from the first game
Snowcookies: Clearly a mutiny-made union is needed Kappa
Mischievous_Catgeist: hiya everyone
Genie_M: guess the spy
ElektroTal: i know that voice!
TheMerricat: "Return to Monkey Island picks up right where 1991's Monkey Island 2 left off, with the son of series hero Guybrush Threepwood re-enacting its ending."
GredGredmansson: it IS the guy from the first game!
DarkMorford: That is ABSOLUTELY Rob Paulsen
northern_ronin42: Returned to his cabin.
evilspoons983: @GredGredmansson yeah, I dunno. it is a retelling though so guybrush talking in the future might just be getting the details wrong.
Carlioo: these guys aren't very helpful
TXC2: "you could be more helpful Jonny tight lips"
northern_ronin42: Time to unionize this ship!
creasehearst: 3, 4 and Tales
creasehearst: the telltale episodic ones
Orxolon: so 3,4 and tales where lies?
JonnyGlitched: pet Scruffles!
TehAmelie: is this a. . .bad kitty?
Mischievous_Catgeist: but scruffles is our true ruler
TXC2: can't pet the cat, 0/10
Amras0x00: we do have a skull down in the hold
TehAmelie: i guess we have to be playing the good guy to pet animals
TheMerricat: is there a reason why we don't want to use Murray for the? /evil grin
DarkAbyssKeeper: You know where there's a skull.
SnowBuddy18: *grabby hands*
northern_ronin42: Mop it?
JonnyGlitched: rub Murray in it
Snowcookies: clean it, it's your job Kappa
GredGredmansson: oh right, digestive problems from overfeeding the chicken
northern_ronin42: So that's a no on getting a ghost mop.
TXC2: mop it, twist it, EAT IT!
northern_ronin42: Is that the only one you can feed?
wench_tacular: she can't do it while you watch
wench_tacular: makes good fertiliser
Our_oBoros: That sign above said something about overfeeding?
BusTed: That was referring to Molly the cat.
BusTed: I think.
Our_oBoros: Ah, could be.
Narcuru: maybe we can use an object to interact with the portholes?
Mischievous_Catgeist: laundry machine?
northern_ronin42: A mop?
Pteraspidomorphi: I think the cannon is for something else
incslayer: with a fire extinguisher?
BusTed: pennyCrabgod
mumblepunk: ooh, yeah, wouldn't the laundry drier flatten things?
GredGredmansson: oh the cat is scruffles
Mangledpixel: 👿🦀
Boon_33: pretty on brand for a cat
northern_ronin42: I know what could get him to move! A knife!
GredGredmansson: sure there is
Ctabbe: can you ring the bell for a meeting?
GredGredmansson: the chicken poop has to have some relevance
northern_ronin42: Does your pamplet describe the 'proper' method?
GredGredmansson: it looks like pipes
Amras0x00: looks like a skull flattener to me
wench_tacular: a mangled mangle
tyrsredritehand: A broken laundry press
Mischievous_Catgeist: only timey ringing laundry machine
creasehearst: it looks like an old time laundry machine used to squeeze water out of clothes
mumblepunk: isn't it one of those roller machines for drying laundry? it could flatten a skull
jeedaiace: screws to fix laundry press?
Uzumaki15: Looks like a laundry roller, maybe you have to fix it to flatten Murray?
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe the crew on deck know something?
wench_tacular: it was
BrindleBoar: laundry cannon
GredGredmansson: we need to fix it?
Mischievous_Catgeist: maybe fix it?
Thisbymaster: what do you have that could fix it?
Carlioo: a mangled mangler
JonnyGlitched: you mangled it
GredGredmansson: and many hours
TheAinMAP: LaundryBasket
JonnyGlitched: Bye Murray!
Boon_33: so long Murray
JonnyGlitched: LUL
tyrsredritehand: Cartoon logic
TXC2: RIP Murray, again
GredGredmansson: problem solved
cmdrelk: LUL
Orxolon: could it be that Molly is that thing in the ceiling?
Leonhart321: Is it better or worse that he un-lived through that?
Pteraspidomorphi: I think Molly is the poopy chicken
TXC2: !break
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GredGredmansson: yeah pirates
evilspoons983: wait, murray does kinda look flat later
niccus: careful, guybrush can only pause for 8 minutes
creasehearst: @Orxolon given that one of the chickens made a mess after getting fed, that chicken is almost assuredly Molly
JonnyGlitched: Time for a reddit break!
Mangledpixel: time to break things!
Our_oBoros: If Molly is the chicken, overfeeding her might lure the First Swabber away?
beowuuf: jlrrBreak
TehAmelie: Murray has a lot of marrow
TehAmelie: i just got it
TehAmelie: well, he is a lot of marrow. maybe like 20%
JonnyGlitched: I don't think there's much marrow at all in a skull
TehAmelie: huh
JonnyGlitched: blood-cell production is more a limb thing
Amras0x00: that's what's special about Murray!
BrindleBoar: I can't imagine that Murray has much marrow *left*
Our_oBoros: Now he is much more narrow.
GredGredmansson: I just realized; I still don't know what the purpose of springing Otis from jail was
TehAmelie: i thought all bones had a marrowy center. i'd be a terrible doctor probably
JonnyGlitched: From Wikipedia: In adult humans, bone marrow is primarily located in the ribs, vertebrae, sternum, and bones of the pelvis
JonnyGlitched: I would have thought the tibia did as well
TehAmelie: well we all learned things today then
JonnyGlitched: Oh at it seems MOST bones have it, it just might not be a lot
TehAmelie: ah
TXC2: I suspect hand and foot bones don't have much marrow
JonnyGlitched: Nor your inner-ear bones
TXC2: exactly
TXC2: and we're back
TheAinMAP: lrrSIG
beowuuf: wb
JonnyGlitched: lrrPAUL
Leonhart321: Yes, a thing "we" did
GredGredmansson: DON'T YOU DARE
Mischievous_Catgeist: murray!
Boon_33: rut roh
TXC2: looks like we're getting a promotion
BusTed: So long.
GredGredmansson: NOW it's a Monkey Island game
saucemaster5000: that swabbie went to space
BusTed: Haha.
Carlioo: poor kid
Boon_33: when you're rich enough you grit other people's teeth, TIL
JonnyGlitched: Unreliable Narrator!
JonnyGlitched: This is HIMYM all over again
beowuuf: the secret ingredient is love
JonnyGlitched: You need a chicken!
GredGredmansson: ohhhhhhh
TXC2: "the secret ingredient is... water! ordinary water , with nothing more then a few spoonfuls of LSD"
GredGredmansson: hey murray
Boon_33: but stealing is... o right. pirates
Pal_Friendpatine: @txc2 yes, thank you, professor ;)
Boon_33: #GoLeft
GredGredmansson: ohhhhhhh
TehAmelie: the final evolution of ghost peppers eh
Eklinaar: Sounds like something I want to eat.
GredGredmansson: i think i know what we use that for
BrindleBoar: The Soup Whisperer
GredGredmansson: sugar?
TheAinMAP: PJSugar
GredGredmansson: is that a card next to the plates
GredGredmansson: eh, I saw the word when you flickered over it
GredGredmansson: Classic Monkey Island
GredGredmansson: We have to get everyone on our side
beowuuf: 7 angry pirates
JonnyGlitched: I think he's just padding it out for time to keep the kid engaged!
creasehearst: there was a down arrow in the tasks list, maybe there's more on a second page?
tyrsredritehand: It's Pinky!
Orxolon: it sounds like Jakko's voice
Orxolon: from Animaniacs
GredGredmansson: that is Rob Paulsen
tyrsredritehand: Same voice actor
Pal_Friendpatine: Narf
JonnyGlitched: Lol Le Chuck is in debt
omdorastrix: His name is Rob Paulsen!
Sarah_Serinde: Lotta good voice actors in this game
niccus: LeChuck Entertainment Cheese
Orxolon: nice
northern_ronin42: In the brig is still on the clock.
Boon_33: he got a riase, still on board=still crew
GredGredmansson: so we need to get him a book of some kind
Snowcookies: m-u-t-i-n-y
JonnyGlitched: stab him!
GredGredmansson: stepped away quick, what does Iron Rose need?
Mr_Horrible: Flambe is so great
Jogela: Wait a minute! These tasks sound like a guide to good leadership!?! How dare they learn me real life skills
GredGredmansson: oh I was not expecting this for the pepper
SkieWolf: How can you not check his other dialogue options? Bucket of water? XD
accountmadeforants: Don't they have 3 perfectly good skulls right there?
GredGredmansson: it has to be a FLAT skull
Mr_Horrible: Scruffles please
TXC2: accountmadeforants maybe they don't know it has to be flat
Lyropithic: blah blah blah!
Pteraspidomorphi: Reminds me of Trover
BusTed: Inspiring?
TXC2: blah blah blah indeed
Nenluen: check his cabin while he talks?
Snowcookies: Remember in the olden days pirates said blah blah blah all the time?
ContingentCat: and a good blah blah to you too
accountmadeforants: @TXC2 But with this art style, aren't all skulls flat? :p
Agnememnon: His lawyer must Bob Lob Law
GredGredmansson: I'm guessing we do something during that speech to make him more "inspiring" or menacing somehow
Boon_33: you know you've made it in life when you can just blah blah blah and no one has the gall to call you out.
Pal_Friendpatine: I just realized Le Chuck sounds like Mr. Crabbs
Mr_Horrible: that one feels particularly appropriate for you LUL
josh___something: Wait... WHO's getting keelhauled?
TehAmelie: keelhauling IS team building
TehAmelie: some team reduction may also occur
accountmadeforants: "Would you like some gorgeous horse armor instead?"
GredGredmansson: I guess she let him have it
BrindleBoar: Yes chef.
BusTed: twofer
Mr_Horrible: "I'm unswayable" she says while swaying with the ship
TehAmelie: basically reshuffling the team into a smaller but stronger configuration
GredGredmansson: Yeah I remember this from a prior game
evilspoons983: Clod!
GredGredmansson: There was a guy who always voted with a dead skeleton on his crew. You had the replace the skeleton's head with Murray, and then convince MURRAY to help
TXC2: so he was a man? Kappa
TXC2: this Zombie discrimination must end
omdorastrix: Cmon, be reasonable. Don't eat my eyes
BusTed: The chain of tasks.
Mr_Horrible: a picture is coalescing
Pteraspidomorphi: Is it possible that gullet might be hanging on to the outside of the ship?
GredGredmansson: that also counts as "Commit Fraud" I think
northern_ronin42: Threaten bodily harm? We have a knife, it's gotta be useful for SOMETHING.
accountmadeforants: "Copyright LeChuck, All Rights Reserved"
dumbo3k: @Pteraspidomorphi ooooh, maybe he's stuck underwater to the large rudder?
creasehearst: hah, he was squeezing a stress puffer fish
TXC2: the Swabbie report, on CNN!
TXC2: !addquote (Paul) [now] This might be were the chicken poop comes in.
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SK__Ren: Wait... why is there a timer?
SK__Ren: Just got here
GredGredmansson: @SK__Ren we're underwater
SK__Ren: ok, so just for the scene
GredGredmansson: no, we have to breathe
Jogela: _What is the timer in the right corner?
Boon_33: our rat now!
GredGredmansson: @Jogela how long we can hold our breath
Jogela: @GredGredmansson Ah, thanks!
GredGredmansson: Gullet's voice sounds familiar
josh___something: oh well... baiiii
GredGredmansson: I feel like I've heard him in a different Monkey Island game
BrindleBoar: barna-card
tyrsredritehand: keelhauled
dumbo3k: Maybe, Gullet stuck in the rudder is a mess
GredGredmansson: ^
evilspoons983: Gullet is JB Blanc, who's been in a whole bunch of stuff
accountmadeforants: Oh, I like that idea
accountmadeforants: LUL
josh___something: LUL
GredGredmansson: @evilspoons983 that name sounds familiar
BrindleBoar: roasted
Pteraspidomorphi: Apparently he was Vander in Arcane
Sarah_Serinde: There's the mess from the potion too right?
SkieWolf: for sure
TXC2: lrrWOW
Sarah_Serinde: And yeah I looked him up earlier, JB Blanc has done a whole ton of stuff
Boon_33: hope we get to fish with the anchor now
accountmadeforants: Are *we* a hot mess? Does Threepwood have that kinda introspection?
GredGredmansson: @evilspoons983 ah, Kano in the newest Mortal Kombat
Lyropithic: Tchekov's cannon?
dumbo3k: are used up potion supplies a mess?
Narcuru: ooo what about the kitchen?
evilspoons983: perhaps the cannon is how you get to the other ship
Pal_Friendpatine: Yeah a mess in the galley I’d assume
Pal_Friendpatine: Oh cool nvm
Narcuru: might be several options
Leonhart321: It's all coming together
Lyropithic: Very clever
tyrsredritehand: Everything's coming up Millhouse
Mr_Horrible: tedium, the most powerful tool
Snowcookies: that's how you "died" I guess
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Lyropithic: Yum?
TXC2: Gods what is it with this game and horrifying food?
dumbo3k: @TXC2 I don
Boon_33: regular food is less funny I assume
dumbo3k: @TXC2 I don't know, but it's making me hungry
Amras0x00: There's a bit of mic on the top of frame that's slightly distracting
Pteraspidomorphi: I almost swatted it with my fly swatter earlier in the stream :p
josh___something: That mic is back on the escalator
Boon_33: the mic is there to punish perfectionists
saucemaster5000: I've made baked alaska before, and the idea of it being spicy is.... interesting....
Sarah_Serinde: Well, there are a lot of other flames...
GredGredmansson: return the stamped papers?
creasehearst: coud you cut the tip off the poker?
creasehearst: could*
Mr_Horrible: can we somehow put that in the Alaska rather than the other way around?
evilspoons983: @Amras0x00 yeah, I thought I had gouged my monitor...
Gnuttor: Make poker hot by the fire?
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Boon_33: @evilspoons983 ditto
Amras0x00: @Amras0x00 same
GredGredmansson: ah, literal fire
accountmadeforants: Frame can have little a mic, as a treat
saucemaster5000: trying to increase its resume
GredGredmansson: what a nice guy
GredGredmansson: rose and bob
creasehearst: so many books borrowed by guybrush with no intent to return them
GredGredmansson: and getting rose gets us putra
GredGredmansson: but he did approve it I thought
dumbo3k: the motivational crew pamphlet?
GredGredmansson: oh
Narcuru: oh what about the pamphlet
Lyropithic: It is inspirational, I suppose
Mr_Horrible: even the game says it's inspirational
GredGredmansson: everyone's happy now
saucemaster5000: it'd be amazing if everyone still votes no. Cause... y'know, they're pirates
GredGredmansson: I think I know how to get the map
josh___something: Yeet yourself onto the ship, Sea of Thieves style :P
dumbo3k: and I think I know how you get the skull to the other ship
GredGredmansson: we just need Lechuck to not be in the room
accountmadeforants: @saucemaster5000 Or just keeps pestering him for one more thing
RainbowPhoenix06: LaChuck has a stress ball lol
DiamondTiki: Hmm, we need to deliver a headsized object to another ship, and there is a cannon for delivering head-sized balls of iron at high speed to other ships...
Travilogue: How aerodynamic are flattened skulls?
accountmadeforants: The art wants to give you a hug!
Sarah_Serinde: Not without consent, anyway
GredGredmansson: I think there's another way to get him out of the room
TXC2: Travilogue like a Frisby Kappa
evilspoons983: I'd be looking at cramming that skull in the cannon
Amras0x00: shouting hour hasn't been utilized yet
Uzumaki15: Can we ring the bell twice again and sneak into his office while he's shouting?
northern_ronin42: Aren't all maps just things with writing on it?
Snowcookies: maybe you need to replace it?
Sarah_Serinde: Can we swap it for that paperwork?
GredGredmansson: he'll notice if it's gone?
SkieWolf: Probably need to copy
Sarah_Serinde: Aw
GredGredmansson: WAIT
GredGredmansson: yeah
Leonhart321: Turn out, LeChuck just needed a new mop handle
Agnememnon: The true monkey island was the enemies we made along the way
TXC2: the secret of monkey island is the skulls we flattened along the way
GredGredmansson: later murray
Sarah_Serinde: But now LeChuck can't use it
Carlioo: murray is really getting it this game
niccus: definitely learned a lot from obra dinn about the many ways a cannon is dangerous
Pteraspidomorphi: Murray left the ship... by being fired!
GredGredmansson: Madison didn't even recognize here spy
Our_oBoros: Ag, you'll be fine, you're dead, Murray.
SkieWolf: Where is Murry from? Which game?
nyperold: "Kinda looks like the guy we hired..."
GredGredmansson: @SkieWolf he first appeared in the 3rd one
SkieWolf: Cool
BrindleBoar: uh oh
GredGredmansson: oops
BusTed: rayfkWelp
Carlioo: guybrush!
TXC2: Gods damnit :p
GredGredmansson: YESSSS
GredGredmansson: INSULT SWORDFIGHTING
TehAmelie: "jab" hehe
niccus: no space for riposte. advanced technique
Pteraspidomorphi: Hahaha
GredGredmansson: that's cheating
GredGredmansson: oh!
TehAmelie: counter-riposte!
GredGredmansson: THAT'S the gimmick for this game!
keroan0: Ook!
SkieWolf: But he didn't kill him
GredGredmansson: Different games have had different gimmicks to insult swordfighting
Our_oBoros: Title drop.
GredGredmansson: In one game they had to rhyme
aitsu100: title drop in part three wow
PMAvers: Insult Swordfighting has discovered Ripostes.
niccus: uh oh. time to walk
Snowcookies: lol
GredGredmansson: and another introduced Compliment Swordfighting
BrindleBoar: 10 plus or minus 2
GredGredmansson: 6 minute walk
DeM0nFiRe: How convenient
keroan0: Oh a timer :O
Mischievous_Catgeist: how are we talking
BrindleBoar: oh a timer
evilspoons983: @Mischievous_Catgeist don't worry about it
Carlioo: I feel like I remember something like this from a monkey island game
DiamondTiki: This is some 24 stuff right here
GredGredmansson: @Carlioo Guybrush is well known for being able to hold his breath for 10 minutes
GerrardUK: @Carlioo In the first game, if you just stayed under water for the ten minutes, he died.
Carlioo: @GredGredmansson yeah but I meant the 6 min walk to monkey island
GredGredmansson: oh that I'm not familiar with
Pteraspidomorphi: I wonder if Herman's here in this timeline
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TehAmelie: random question, why is there like 15 movies about a dog called Beethoven but not so much as a joke about a dog called Mozarf
sharpweasel2: @TehAmelie Why is that dog called Beethoven anyway? I've never seen any of those movies
TehAmelie: because he's a s:t Bernard, as far as i can tell
TehAmelie: my family had one too. called Beethoven too.
TehAmelie: hi again
TXC2: and we're back
TheAinMAP: lrrSIG
Thandres: wow, game finished
flamboyancyofsquirrels: Roll credits!!
Mischievous_Catgeist: oook ooook
GredGredmansson: Now we just need to find The Secret(tm)
Snowcookies: now it's time for the endgame
Leonhart321: Short Act 3. GG everyone, roll credits
Thisbymaster: I was half expecting the first games graphics.
saucemaster5000: Darn it @TehAmelie , I'm going to be thinking about Mozarf all day now
TehAmelie: tee hee
Carlioo: I mean you hit the chapter named after the game, clearly you're at the end!
TheAinMAP: escher3BEE
GredGredmansson: "map"
creasehearst: Wally said he made it for LeChuck
creasehearst: so presumably it's not very old
northern_ronin42: Or the wood chiken rotted out from weather.
GredGredmansson: gross
Carlioo: lechuck + elaine?
northern_ronin42: Yes
Invitare: maybe Le is his first name
TXC2: he's Like Cher
GredGredmansson: I think it's just "LeChuck"
ValtheDrake: there was an option to have an epiphany on the carving
creasehearst: he's sometimes named as G.P. LeChuck
GredGredmansson: @ValtheDrake eh guybrush'll be fine
creasehearst: but i don't think we get to know what the initials stand for
TheMerricat: according to the wiki his name is Charles l Charles.
TehAmelie: if i had a name like LeChuck it'd carve LeC for my initials
GredGredmansson: @TheMerricat I think that was an alias he used once
chaostreader: Have we looked at the map yet?
northern_ronin42: For skull juggling.
RatekStormcrow: pose as a 2 headed monkey
SnowBuddy18: skull juggling, or skuggling
RatekStormcrow: 3 headed
TXC2: you don't already?
DiamondTiki: It'll be a great 40 summer projects
CAKHost: Crab Dance!
josh___something: smth smth, rise again?
GredGredmansson: wait a minute, you didn't crash on monkey island, you were shot by a cannon at it
creasehearst: nothing some elbow grease and a bit of spit shining cant fix
saucemaster5000: I'd hate to have greasy elbows
creasehearst: oh, he got unflattened
evilspoons983: yep, six more stakes for skulls
GredGredmansson: oh hey Murray, glad you're not flat anymore
SK__Ren: Stakes have been raised
nyperold: So it's some sort of... skull tree?
josh___something: one, if murray counts as one
northern_ronin42: No reason for taking that skull?
BrindleBoar: mid-death
BusTed: Squid1 Squid3 Squid4
TXC2: Octopodes aren't normal, they are monsters from the 6th dimension
creasehearst: your eyepatch maybe?
Thisbymaster: this has been strangely deathfree
GredGredmansson: germs
CAKHost: I like squirms
Pteraspidomorphi: I like squirms
gamercat88: mad libs love it
ContingentCat: squirms
wench_tacular: squirms
GredGredmansson: Resentment
wench_tacular: resentment
Mischievous_Catgeist: resentment
sharpweasel2: yeah
CAKHost: Yeah
Mischievous_Catgeist: love these mad libs
Lyropithic: This is a fun bit
GredGredmansson: Cracked
CAKHost: XD
sharpweasel2: sure
Mischievous_Catgeist: snack
Pteraspidomorphi: We'd surely avoid scurvy if we all ate an orange
GredGredmansson: @Pteraspidomorphi a pirate i was meant to be
CAKHost: Um, doorknob?
PMAvers: Well, you don't work for him.
josh___something: You're not under hem?
TheAinMAP: sergeYak
Sarah_Serinde: We're not working under him and "we" didn't get him stuck there
TXC2: being drowned has given him a new perspective
Sarah_Serinde: rude
Thisbymaster: self-reflection is for chumps
GredGredmansson: goodbye.
northern_ronin42: Knfie is an option?
CAKHost: I just have skulls.
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe we need leverage
TXC2: we helped him with the poem
Invitare: when in doubt, knife?
Boon_33: Cut him loose maybe?
northern_ronin42: Boo, knife you've failed us!
CAKHost: And horse armor that doesn't do anything.
GredGredmansson: knife can't legally be used on people
Snowcookies: Horse armor to help him sink more Kappa
GredGredmansson: maybe we should check out that berry bush
northern_ronin42: So guy's into poetry, you found a skull you where going to use for shakespear? Connection?
Pal_Friendpatine: Can you sneak in through the port hole?
TXC2: Pal_Friendpatine no, they closed it
Sarah_Serinde: Excuse me I would like to hear more about vampirates
Pal_Friendpatine: Ah thanks @txc2 . I missed that
Behrium: Stealing wheat and barley
evilspoons983: and all the other grains
TXC2: Sarah_Serinde that's season 3 of Not a Drop to Drink Kappa
BusTed: Har.
Invitare: it's either a little fast, or very slow
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Sarah_Serinde: TXC2 Silas *was* interested in the ocean...
Snowcookies: "sekrit" is not sus at all
GredGredmansson: wooden-chicken-with-a-pulley-in-the-middle doesn't have the same ring to it
TheAinMAP: escher3BEE
niccus: but it's such a helpful sign!
CAKHost: Hmm
Pteraspidomorphi: Totally not a trap
wench_tacular: certainly not a trap
GredGredmansson: and x marks the spot
Leonhart321: Wow, how straightforward and conveinient
evilspoons983: yay, free shovel!
TheAinMAP: 2020Suspicious
TalpTheScot: GASP
CAKHost: Root Bear!
GredGredmansson: Lechuck trap
Thisbymaster: free booze
CAKHost: *Beer!
GredGredmansson: The mystic anti-zombie elixir
GredGredmansson: I know his theme song
evilspoons983: oh no, are they password security questions?
Sarah_Serinde: evilspoons983 ...fantastic :D
Boon_33: LUL
Snowcookies: lmao the map has multiFA
GredGredmansson: it doesn't split SIX ways, maybe it splits four
northern_ronin42: That's a future Threpwood problem.
Sarah_Serinde: That does seem like something we should've picked up on by now yeah
GredGredmansson: maybe it's shouting our name
Pteraspidomorphi: "Threepwood!!!"
Pteraspidomorphi: Yeah
Brozard: It's LeChuckin' Time!
Brozard: and then he LeChucked all over the place
northern_ronin42: You just got "LeChucked".
beowuuf: if you've got time to stab, you've got time for crab
GredGredmansson: here murray, have some roommates
northern_ronin42: Rules of Adventure, things you can click, you clicks.
saucemaster5000: peg found a hole
BrindleBoar: decent odds you'll have to rearrange them, but whatever
Sarah_Serinde: Ahhh theme song :D
BrindleBoar: Oh
evilspoons983: theme song lol
CAKHost: XD
TXC2: Skull bongos!
GredGredmansson: beautiful
Brozard: A skullimba
Behrium: Solfege?
GredGredmansson: it's mumbly
Snowcookies: whispering?
GredGredmansson: bue we can hear them
DiamondTiki: Wait, why is the fourth one Fa, but the second La?
evilspoons983: no, it's stereo
saucemaster5000: it's stereo for us too
Our_oBoros: Yup, it is.
GredGredmansson: @DiamondTiki maybe we put them in the wrong order Kappa
SK__Ren: Yeah, kinda fun
northern_ronin42: So the real question is if LeChuck's theme song is safe for twitch.
Pal_Friendpatine: Yeah for streaming over the net Twitch does surround sound pretty well
mjiig: diamondtiki, those are the right places if it's starting on the left isn't it?
DiamondTiki: I assume you have to go through the greasehole
Behrium: Bone?
Sarah_Serinde: DiamondTiki It's blocked now
dumbo3k: Maybe Gullet knows some of LeChuck's secrets?
evilspoons983: greasehole is sealed
GredGredmansson: they blocked up the greasehole
Thisbymaster: horse armor?
DiamondTiki: @mjiig There's four tones between La and Fa
northern_ronin42: Bone to break the porthole window?
Thisbymaster: chicken feed to break the window?
northern_ronin42: Or knife to unscrew it again?
Sarah_Serinde: Publish you say
mjiig: diamondtiki, which makes one following the scale in the other direction, I think?
Thisbymaster: info about the captain?
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
northern_ronin42: Seems like he might write down an important catch phrase?
Pteraspidomorphi: I think I get it.. It has come up earlier that people think all zombies are the same?
vegetalss4: I feel like that wasn't a compliment
CAKHost: I get the feeling the poem might be fore insult fighting later.
DiamondTiki: @mjiig Ooh, interesting. I was afraid it was some weird string-like tuning :D
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh, maybe
CAKHost: *poems
Chrysoprase: maybe the bully knows extra dialogue
Sky_Kast: OhMyDog it's lucasarts
GredGredmansson: i guess?
northern_ronin42: His poams are super sad? Maybe you can make the priate guard too deprested to care?
Sky_Kast: of course I kid
Pal_Friendpatine: It looks like all soft cuddly items went for the mop head
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Sky_Kast: I just tried this myself
saucemaster5000: I think her to-do list has a similar item
GredGredmansson: Some of Guybrush's inventory was left on the ship
Narcuru: does the knife work on the porthole again?
GredGredmansson: it must be stuff that's no longer relevant
Leonhart321: Is now the hour the horse armour comes into play?
Narcuru: or did we already try that
northern_ronin42: @Narcuru No, we tried that.
Narcuru: @northern_ronin42 fair
TXC2: horse armour does nothing, that's it's point
northern_ronin42: And breaking the portal window with the bone.
Snowcookies: @Leonhart321 horse armor is special edition joke stuff
PixelArtDragon: You know what's wild? Back in the early 90's, this style of game was considered the "hardcore" gaming.
Leonhart321: I know, that's the joke
MomoNo9: Murray?!
saucemaster5000: I'd love if they decided randomly to make a "fate of atlantis" sequel to coincide with Indy 5. They haven't made a BETTER Indy game....
TheAinMAP: lorem ipsum
beowuuf: lrrWOW
GredGredmansson: LOREM IPSUM DOLOR SIT AMET
omdorastrix: lrrWOW
Mischievous_Catgeist: fingies
brat_the_wurst: spell of generic place holder text
Snowcookies: lorem ipsum would make a good spell
omdorastrix: placeholderspell.com
PixelArtDragon: Huh, some of the VAs sound very familiar
vegetalss4: Though I do think using a secret to make a magic disguise make a bit of sense in a sympathetic magic way
GredGredmansson: I want to hear Lorem Ipsum used in ominous chanting someday
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
sharpweasel2: Huh?
chaostreader: Isn’t that the graffiti? So it’s the magic pirate who made the graffiti?
GredGredmansson: poor wally
MomoNo9: I don't know if I want to look that up
northern_ronin42: The way maps work.
TXC2: a mop quest is a special time in a boy's life Kappa
wench_tacular: Paul so innocent
Snowcookies: Mopquest is like Mapquest but for mops
Pteraspidomorphi: It leads to mop trees, it's a very good map
GredGredmansson: I guess Monkey Island has its own Mop Tree
Amras0x00: *cough* the mop handles
Sarah_Serinde: Look Wally is just really good at maps okay
Invitare: Wally is a *really* good map maker
Pteraspidomorphi: aww, well
GredGredmansson: yeah
dumbo3k: Thanks for streaming!
Gnuttor: Thanks for the stream!
wench_tacular: dun dun dun!
Mischievous_Catgeist: a ship hanger
Leonhart321: Thanks for the stream
beowuuf: thanks for streaming!
SkieWolf: Shame the game isn't on gog
TXC2: thanks for streaming Paul
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Snowcookies: thanks for the stream!
TXC2: !next
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PixelArtDragon: Ooh, effects!
BusTed: Ah yeah.
MomoNo9: Nice
Leonhart321: Oh yeah, I forgot about that graphic
cmdrelk: lrrWOW
beowuuf: lol
TXC2: Paul is a powerful wizard
BrindleBoar: cool technology
northern_ronin42: Is this why the tarp budget is always strapped?
PixelArtDragon: Man, the production value is so high
Pal_Friendpatine: Any expansions for tonight’s play through?
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saucemaster5000: they finally get back around to gloomhaven and I'm missing it to be on vacation...
TXC2: Spicy!
TheAinMAP: lrrARROWS
Snowcookies: it's LIVE!
MomoNo9: Most likely something will happen.
CAKHost: Dice Friends?
TheAinMAP: escher3DOOT
niccus: ian's... ready
Snowcookies: Is Nelson the trombone player gonna be there Kappa
niccus: he might die...
Narcuru: my mouse would occasionally double click by accident. had to disassemble it and clean the contact to temporarily make it stop
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ContingentCat: !next
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Boon_33: thanks for the stream, goodnight sleepyfolk
beowuuf: sergeHi
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