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djalternative: Kathlene?!?!
FITorion: I come here for 1 reason... to maybe here more about that UN set.
djalternative: all of our bad picks? so James is doing the Mono-Color Challenge then?
Liliana_of_the_Valleys: there's a daddy joke in there somewhere, but I'm leaving it where it is lol
BatenicYork: Can't wait to see Tabernacle in limited
GoodEatsAntix: For someone whose been largely in Arena, and gotten to like.... four FNMs since the pandeni... what IS a collection booster?
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MegaDosX: The draft is going to be bizarre and wild
Brozard: What is this soothing music? Sounds kinda like 36 & zakè's "Stasis Sounds for Long-Distance Space Travel"
MegaDosX: Also don't those packs also include Commander deck cards?
djalternative: @GoodEatsAntix a booster that's just foils and cool art cards
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FITorion: Wacky Magic is the only magic I'm interested in.
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MegaDosX: I mean, the un-set PPR being on a different day does make sense
Decaped: Can't wait to see the space suit.
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TheOtherTrevor: I'm obviously mistaken, but I thought it was pushed back to december for some reason
v_nome: You got me a PPR for my birthday? You shouldn't have!
TemporallyAwry: Just make sure the Shahrazad is evacuated from set, just to be extra safe.
niccus: i... wonder how prepared mark will be. shirtwise, hatwise...
micalovits: Squirrelwise maybe
constablecrab: These are all good people.
djalternative: Is it a live draft like the last draft PPR or a pre-record?
Going_Medium: Signed card giveaways? Please?
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Going_Medium: The cards that they designed on the PPR...
Leonhart321: It JUST occurred to me, there's going to be a Punt/Counterpunt for this. And it's going to be weeeeeeird
micalovits: Bump in the night maybe?
graal_smith: Hey Kathleen!
CanPlayGames: Signed Stained glass land?
MegaDosX: It's an adulthood dream!
TehAmelie: i'm excited, i can hardly imagine how excited you must be!
MegaDosX: And now you can gush over it all you want
UltimateSilence: Wait, LRR peeps worked on the set?????
Going_Medium: Very hyped to see what you have wrought.
MegaDosX: @UltimateSilence Graham, Kathleen, and Cameron made flavour text for several cards in the set
djalternative: and card names
UltimateSilence: That’s awesome!
MegaDosX: Ah yes also names
djalternative: Photo Op looks real fun
TehAmelie: did you know Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman found multiple pages in Good Omens that neither of them had any concept of writing?
UltimateSilence: Cannot wait for the ttc on this
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TehAmelie: i figure that happens in any collaborative writing job
Akaias: 40 lands? james will achieve this ine one GAME fairK
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Earthenone: much easier to force a pair of colors in draft than sealed :)
micalovits: You can always blame Ben if it goes badly
LoadingReadyRun: You could've bought into THIS draft with Gold lrrGRAHAM
Leonhart321: Ehich is me
Leonhart321: *Which is me
satyropodobny: Now with more hoomans!
GoodEatsAntix: That's me!
GoodEatsAntix: Back in a few
djalternative: I have never put money into arena
TehAmelie: Esteban Novembre has finally come back to take his revenge
Leonhart321: Though I did cash in some wild cards for that mono blue standard deck and have been climbing really high with it this season
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHeart lrrGRAHAM pegaBooty
sirlucianyoungblood: they are the same deck with james at the helm lol
kismetsoul: Live for a non-PPR event!
petey_vonwho: jeskai spells with balmor and a bunch of soldier tokens is legit tho
andyp314: Happy early morning from Brisbane Aus
graal_smith: Amplifier is awesome
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KodeMage: land
micalovits: Amplifer is pretty dece in UR spells
rdiffee7: Amplifier is good in spells decks
Leonhart321: Does Ivy work in draft?
satyropodobny: amplifier is legit
Earthenone: amplifier is a duel color in your color pair right?
KodeMage: more land
RAZRBCK08: Ivy can work in draft
graal_smith: Fires
micalovits: Or fires
BatenicYork: Fires is really good
MegaDosX: Fires of Victory is also amazing
KodeMage: fires is fine
lamina5432: ivy would have copied the combat research though
graal_smith: At least 2
Leonhart321: Yes
micalovits: Founding is pretty bad in limited
Earthenone: 2/1 evasive seems good with combat reserch
satyropodobny: shore up?
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MegaDosX: Raiders!
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RAZRBCK08: negate is not terrible in this environment
Diabore: !ppr
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Silver_Slip: first thing i hear is "negate?" so i guess the raid doesn't resolve?
KodeMage: hex catcher for the collection value
MegaDosX: Sometimes you just have to huck a rock at something
laundreydhull: a
Scarbble: @Silver_Slip i would argue that the raid is a creature spell. 41 creatures in this case, lol
laundreydhull: a BOP rock
Leonhart321: I have a soft spot for Meteorite. It got me through a Magic Origins PPTQ
kilnfiendpotter: HI FRIENDS
kilnfiendpotter: Can't really argue with a 4/4 first slapper
adambomb625: Didn't scrutinize that pick much
Earthenone: Djin seems real good for us
r10pez10: we were working on one-word EDH decks once and "meteorite" was like the only fixing that wasn't manalith
KodeMage: land
kilnfiendpotter: Must be super awkward talking to them when you get some water
graal_smith: 15 land deck?
kilnfiendpotter: Or maybe not? They probably have all the best gossip
KodeMage: timely interference might wheel
Xenotechie: wow, Izzet is so open this draft
Leonhart321: It could happen
MegaDosX: Your curve is a pointer finger
KodeMage: mono 2 drops, it's not a bad thing
Invitare: Team Only 2 drops lets go
micalovits: As long as they are good, two drops are amazing
Spades_Slicc: mono 2 drops
ninja_theory_ashrams: need more card draw
Earthenone: the gatecrash curve
EvilBadman: Your curve is "oh I have 4 mana up on your turn"
adambomb625: 2 many 2 drops 4 u
KodeMage: rewarded
Leonhart321: Never punished
MegaDosX: Well. You're all alone in your lane it seems.
kilnfiendpotter: OOOH
gamercat88: its happening, its happening!
graal_smith: If you don't go at least 5-3 I will be sad.
satyropodobny: cheeky Balmor?
djalternative: gib us Balor, table
MrTheWalrus: Mana: Fixed
djalternative: Balmor*
RAZRBCK08: I love this format a lot.
EvilBadman: Cool 1.5 pack deck
MegaDosX: Balmor would be perfect for this deck
petey_vonwho: micromancer would be nice for this deck
Xenotechie: jesus lane's more open than an emergency lane
kilnfiendpotter: I could see picking up a counterspell
MegaDosX: Jesus hell nobody's in blue
MegaDosX: !card micromancer
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Graham_LRR: This deck would happily play like 4 Terrors
kilnfiendpotter: Get all the school sneks
Earthenone: infusion might be better with all out spells mater
Silver_Slip: always be sure to spay and neuter your mana bases
Graham_LRR: Amplifier
petey_vonwho: that card has surprised me with how good it actually is
MegaDosX: Oops All Amplifiers
hot_mekaku: "don't pick more 2 drops", proceed to pick 4 more LUL
laundreydhull: smash eats token spreads, yes
Diabore: with all the tokens and walls, id play 1, also hits jodex
RAZRBCK08: I've been ruined by a Smash to dust
MegaDosX: Blue and red are wide open, which helps
Leonhart321: James, why would you jinx us like that
Xenotechie: really shaping up the Rock Concert archetype with all those amps
BatenicYork: Joint exploration is pretty deece
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KodeMage: Tuna
MegaDosX: I like Tura here, splashing for a single white pip is fine
satyropodobny: Wecan spec
KodeMage: !
graal_smith: Dangeresquely
Yurielx: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
kilnfiendpotter: Take the tunaaa
TemporallyAwry: Pack Three Pivot - as is tradition
KodeMage: peaks best pick
Leonhart321: Second shore up?
kilnfiendpotter: Peaks!
graal_smith: Well James is biased towards peaks: jlrrPillow
Yurielx: big tuna
satyropodobny: codex
Xenotechie: three drops are a myth
KodeMage: terror, nice
r10pez10: mfw i only had chat up and i thought people were talking about the card "amplifire" and wondering what the heck format was being drafted
KodeMage: terrors are 3 drops :p
kilnfiendpotter: Maybe the essence scatter will wheel?
gamercat88: double terror all for tuna
Earthenone: a 3 drop is when you play a tapland with your extra 2 drop
RAZRBCK08: we technically have a 3 drop in the board
Spades_Slicc: We all want a Hottie Djinn
micalovits: I think the second shore up is better?
throwawaygolf: librarian is a totally fine card
KodeMage: djin, 2 is great
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easterncaveofwonders: is it Djinn and Tonic TIme?
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djalternative: 3 mana is just when you cast a 1 mana and a 2 mana spell
Sogheim: shore up is super strong
Yurielx: are you saying that Djinn is not a hottie? rude, Kathleen
RAZRBCK08: there's a Kavu
Earthenone: time for thrills?
kilnfiendpotter: Ditto, I think it's a great spell in draft
KodeMage: thill for terrorsa
Spades_Slicc: Essence Scatter, or as Cameron dubbed it 30 minutes ago "The Scatties"
r10pez10: djinn bottleneck
RAZRBCK08: we found a 3 drop
MegaDosX: Holy crap what
BatenicYork: oh geez
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TalpTheScot: blue is so open
kilnfiendpotter: YESSS
kilnfiendpotter: STRIDER
Juliamon: What even IS this draft
MrTheWalrus: No one in blue I guess
gamercat88: this deck has everything
KodeMage: filling in the curve
Xenotechie: what the heck is the rest of the pod drafting
TemporallyAwry: PrideLaugh live the dream
MegaDosX: Blue and red is an empty desert that you have free rein over
MegaDosX: Like nobody is in blue and red
Leonhart321: Do we even need Tuna?
laundreydhull: who passed it two u!? LUL TableHere FlipThis lrrSPOOP amazonFacePalm jlrrFacepalm
KodeMage: thrill is great with 2 terrors
Earthenone: thrill seems good with our terrors and large number of 2 drops
r10pez10: i need those number indicators in my paper drafts
Juliamon: SURE OK
KodeMage: cut 2 amplifiers, maybe 3
unleashenlightenment: Hey two of my fav YouTube people
Leonhart321: Honestly, the way this went, I am unsurprised djinn wheeled
MegaDosX: This deck has such a high ceiling, let's just hope you don't get got by RNG
Xenotechie: and now to craft the mana cliff
MrTulip: Barren. Wasteland.
TheM8: what are those indicators?
ninja_theory_ashrams: play all the removal
GoodEatsAntix: Alright. I was two to your left. Did you live your Izzet Dre--- you sure did
WiJohn: @r10pez10 But would it mean that wizards shows up at your house after a draft and takes all your fifth copies?
micalovits: I don't think you need it?
djruhnke: Cut it
Juliamon: OK so we DID have a little help
satyropodobny: That table got READ like YA novel.
BatenicYork: I don't think it's worth the splash
RAZRBCK08: I don't think Tura is worth the splash tbh
kilnfiendpotter: How many sorceries/instants?
KodeMage: borderline on splash, you want to play 2 planes?
KodeMage: plains*
Mr_Horrible: I'd do 1 plains and the peaks?
gamercat88: amplifier
throwawaygolf: @TheM8 hold alt to see how many of each card you own
TheM8: ah
KodeMage: assume scrutiny is 5 mv card
GoodEatsAntix: I was Orzhav the whole time and felt like I was running amok. I guess we all got our lanes?
petey_vonwho: I would cut tuna, we don't have any payoff cards for them
Xenotechie: look there is an umlaut in the name how can you not put that in the deck
uchihab7: ill look up lore
r10pez10: whoa an umlaut
r10pez10: WiJohn yea
petey_vonwho: mass pump I mean
Earthenone: cut a land and ship it?
Mr_Horrible: one other thing I guess is that Tura is not a red permanent
KodeMage: cut one amplifier
graal_smith: 1 fewer land
Mr_Horrible: so less appealing with Defiler
gamercat88: an amp
GoodEatsAntix: @Juliamon If you mean me, I muted stream till draft was done
Mr_Horrible: we're not *that" low
KodeMage: too many amplifiers!
Earthenone: we can play 80% of our deck on two lands :P
kilnfiendpotter: 15 lands is very doable
themcclintalk: Cut one amp
Leonhart321: Real talk, is Defiler good with the amount of non-permenant Red cards we have?
unleashenlightenment: 41 card deck!
MegaDosX: Fifteen would be a little brave
CururuGuasu: Goblin Picker?
Spades_Slicc: 104% deck
KodeMage: gold cards make it weird
Xenotechie: the tuna was cut. A victory for deck construction, but a startling loss for metal band name enjoyers everywhere
MegaDosX: Gotta pick the right land art
Juliamon: GoodEatsAntix I mean, it felt like we were being handed a broken deck
MegaDosX: The stained glass lands are so hot
Juliamon: or at least as broken a deck as this pool could offer
Juliamon: I don't mean to imply any cheating!
Sorator13: You can go right to the stained glass lands by typing s:dmu (set = dominaria united), too!
Mr_Horrible: the good kind of spicy tho
Mr_Horrible: not bad spicy
MegaDosX: I like it
Xenotechie: with that curve I would be worried if they were not spiced
GoodEatsAntix: I got a Serra Paragon and Sheoldred, so I feel a little goofy with mine too. Maybe we just had a nuts pool
r10pez10: 7-X has been called
Earthenone: i dont think we even need to 7-x
Earthenone: 3-3 might do itr
MegaDosX: They will try
RAZRBCK08: with James we can get the lands going 3-X probably
Spades_Slicc: If you infusion the figment it'll be unblockable
Mr_Horrible: Figment is honestly a workhorse of this deck
Mr_Horrible: unsung hero
Earthenone: 10% done on lands!
MegaDosX: You actually kinda want lands right now so you can cast Najal
Xenotechie: now watch us fail to draw a land in six turns
MegaDosX: You did
MegaDosX: But you had better options
Mr_Horrible: I'm deeply medium on Grotto
Sorator13: It's solid. Not amazing, but solid.
Mr_Horrible: as fixing goes it's *so* slow
Sorator13: Would prefer good duels, buuuuut
graal_smith: If you get another land you Najal
Diabore: big predict up, go bettin
Sorator13: I object to the wording of this prediction, in that it says what I WANT to see, not what I EXPECT to see
MegaDosX: Yeah I agree, predictions should be on what is going to happen not what we want to happen, mods pls :p
djalternative: gotta believe
Sorator13: I mean in my case the two are the same, but still
Spades_Slicc: Flowstone on the warbrute makes in killabe
micalovits: I mean, it has trample so seems bad
Sorator13: with Najal, I don't think you *are* using them suboptimally
Sorator13: assuming Najal survives the turn, at least
TemporallyAwry: For the record - I believe, but look at those odds on that payout ;p
Slacker1977: or the Warbrute
Sorator13: booo
r10pez10: lol 1 to 67K
Xenotechie: that token really does line up perfectly against the field, eh
Mr_Horrible: autotapper really struggles with pain lands, yeah
Sorator13: I'd attack
Sorator13: yeah
djalternative: oh. looks like nobody voted 1-X
Mr_Horrible: but oof ouch our bones
Diabore: @djalternative 1 did
djalternative: ah. I missed that
Sorator13: nice
princess_intell: hey there!
princess_intell: it's been wayy too long
laundreydhull: @mr_horrible struggle? no...!? Purposefully? Dead. Certain.
princess_intell: would you know that full-time jobs take up a lot of time?
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Spades_Slicc: You can afford Najal, but not anything that uses that ability
pharaun_2421: 'surely they cannot have 2 shore up'
micalovits: Maybe they assumed we had noting?
Slacker1977: get Shore Up out your hand, maybe?
brainbosh: "surely they can't have two Shore Up"
Sorator13: also, sorceries have flash
KodeMage: yeah, make em have it
noSmokeFire: !card flowstone infusion
LRRbot: Flowstone Infusion [R] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/−2 until end of turn.
Angreed66: It was a make them have it
djalternative: that's 8/40 lands
Slacker1977: i'd swing all
Spades_Slicc: You have precisely enough to do it
Spades_Slicc: 9/1 but who's counting
Xenotechie: beats doing nothing with the flowstone
Mr_Horrible: flowstone is +2/-2
magicsandman: you do a lot of damage
Mr_Horrible: we have exactsies if we pump najal once on no blocks
Mischievous_Catgeist: hiya everyone
graal_smith: Extra damage, though
noSmokeFire: doesn't najal kill anyway?
brainbosh: Wait it dies anyways
graal_smith: Target Najal
Sorator13: yes, but we get a lot of damage from the amplifier
brainbosh: Tolarian dies without the spell
Sorator13: that's the reason to do this
Xenotechie: najal is regrettably bereft of trample
Slacker1977: you d0on't another Amplifier, right?
graal_smith: But it pumps the amplifier
space_held: the flowstones make absolutely no difference
MegaDosX: Pay for Ward just to flex
magicsandman: if you needed the mana, but no cards
MegaDosX: Also the Amplifier only gets pumped once because it's not magecraft
KodeMage: it's not magecraft :(
Sorator13: oh, rip
Sorator13: did not realize that
Anubis169 sneaks in and pretends he was always here, sitting in a chair at the back
Slacker1977: We're not in Strixhaven anymore
MegaDosX: One of your own Terrors would be nice
graal_smith: Draw card
r10pez10: HI ANUBIS
rdiffee7: Silver Scrutiny
MegaDosX: James!
graal_smith: We have an island
Slacker1977: Do we have a Thrill?
micalovits: We DID want to play 40 lands
tsp397: At least you're getting to the 40 lands
Xenotechie: but you also have huge tracts of lands
r10pez10: i'm here for big risk
djalternative: @Anubis169 when you try to do this but the teacher loudly announces "We have plenty of seats up front"
Spades_Slicc: essence scatter wary
Xenotechie: I think it was a good play vs an opponent with a full grip of cards and no mana
kilnfiendpotter: We've definitely gotten unlucky with the draws here
ninja_theory_ashrams: nearly a quarter of the way to 40 lands
Angreed66: avoiding counterspells
WiJohn: They probably thought you had essence scatter
Anubis169 freezes
KodeMage: playing the game...
Anubis169: uhh... "hi"
kilnfiendpotter: It feels like we're about to fight Shelob
r10pez10: !addquote (James) [Now] We're not here to win - we're here to complete all three quests in one go.
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Slacker1977: they just replayed the most expensive thing after getting bounced
Bugberry: every time I get a big hit, I expect to hear Sparky's oof sound
djalternative: yeah. we're dead
Slacker1977: Do we have Firestorm...
WiJohn: Right on time!
Spades_Slicc: 2
Xenotechie: that fires of victory is just taunting you at this point
KodeMage: trample on their side?
Sorator13: yeah, technically should wait on that just to get the amplifier pump
Sorator13: I probably would've held the picker till after the draw spell
Sorator13: buuuut doubt it mattered at all
MegaDosX: Maybe they had a quest to complete too
GoodEatsAntix: Welp, "nuts orzhav deck" from the LRR table is x-2
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Sorator13: This is a very difficult format, yeah
kilnfiendpotter: I think y'all played well given the tricky draws
Spades_Slicc: Scrutiny 1?
Sorator13: ruh roh
Spades_Slicc: Smash not looking so bad now huh?
MegaDosX: They're not playing white it looks like
GredGredmansson: well they have no White yet
micalovits: Do we draw 3 and hit for 4?
MegaDosX: I like Scrutiny and punch
Sorator13: ah, the other defender wincon
Slacker1977: Colony stoill kills pretty fast
Sorator13: colony is very scary tbh
Earthenone: i liekd draw 3. swing for 4 last turn
Slacker1977: why not Sorcery Scrutiny to swing for 4?
princess_intell: cripes is it already the end of september
MegaDosX: Do we kill the 1/4?
Sorator13: yes, kill the colony
themcclintalk: Probably should double infusion the pile or colony
Sorator13: and then you can swing
tyrantcorporation: killing it this turn gives us attacks
Spades_Slicc: Double infuse the 1/4 get in for 4?
micalovits: If we do we get to attack
MegaDosX: It's going to mill you a bunch
Xenotechie: it's their wincon
WiJohn: It's their main victory condition at the moment
BatenicYork: well you can do both
Diabore: do both?
micalovits: We can still play terror afterwards
MegaDosX: They tutored for it for a reason
tyrantcorporation: they have scatter mana up
Earthenone: its their wincon, also we want to cast to get in with figmints
MegaDosX: And it lets you play Terror anyway
Spades_Slicc: hold up scatter and shore up?
MegaDosX: Eyyy
tyrantcorporation: nice
princess_intell: how's our record so far tonight
Xenotechie: i think you gotta play the terror before they wall themselves too hard
Slacker1977: i really expexted Scatter from them
MegaDosX: @princess_intell 0-1 so far
Xenotechie: @princess_intell 0-1 versus an abundance of lands so far
princess_intell: welp
princess_intell: that's draft i guess
rdiffee7: i think that's fine, we want to counter another defender before the bile blight gets worse
KodeMage: @Spades_Slicc you tried...
Spades_Slicc: "Don't kill my terror" -The British circa 1823
MegaDosX: And you can do it again if they try and triple block to kill the Terror
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kilnfiendpotter: Big chonk, coming through!
Sorator13: blight pile first, yes
princess_intell: i love the flavor text on tolarian terror
MegaDosX: That was a heavy crunch
Sorator13: I like that line.
tyrantcorporation: officer bigman reporting for duty
MegaDosX: To the dome with that one, yeah
princess_intell: i just imagine all of these poor academics trying to get our their papers on this enormous snake while their offices are being rebuilt
MegaDosX: Opponent you thought
TalpTheScot: oh that was mean
Sorator13: niiiiiice
adambomb625: no Bonetruck
MegaDosX: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
Xenotechie: i think they still could have won that
Dalrint: What does essence scatter do?
TemporallyAwry: Congrats sergeGG
kilnfiendpotter: @princess_intell "So for my dissertation, I wanted to focus on the -" "HISSSSSSS"
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
GredGredmansson: counters creature spells
MegaDosX: @Dalrint Counter target creature spell
Sorator13: @Dalrint counter target creature spell
princess_intell: win by demoralization is one of my top 3 ways to win
Thandres: no one expects the second shore up
Slacker1977: that was a somewhat premature scoop
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Xenotechie: a win's a win's a win
Sorator13: alternatively, 20% chance to make opp concede
satyropodobny: @Dalrint makes oppo ragequit
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MegaDosX: In constructed there's a real chance of Essence Scatter being a dead card, but it's almost never dead in limited
Diabore: we had no cards in hand
Slacker1977: and we had no cards in hand
Sorator13: They had a lot of cards in hand and you had none, so yeah, it was a bit early on their part, but still reasonable
princess_intell: @kilnfiendpotter and they're examining the bite marks on the place where their office's wall used to be
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Silver_Slip: bezos can suck it, yes
kilnfiendpotter: @princess_intell The Dean keeps taking other professors' offices, because theirs just keeps getting wrecked.
djalternative: LRR should find a Rum distiller to partner with and make LoadingReadyRum. Like, seriously
kilnfiendpotter: I would NOT like to think of the academia politics in a university constantly besieged by large sea snakes.
djalternative: also, that's Kathleen's second fuck of the night
princess_intell: oh, thanks LRR for making qwerpline, it's keeping me sane as i stare down a monster of a spreadsheet at work
tergonis: sounds like a job for ian
princess_intell: ironic, perhaps
kumatsu: Find an excuse to get Empress to sponsor, somehow
Slacker1977: !card Cult Conscript
LRRbot: Cult Conscript [B] | Creature — Skeleton Warrior [2/1] | Cult Conscript enters the battlefield tapped. / {1}{B}: Return Cult Conscript from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only if a non-Skeleton creature died under your control this turn.
Spades_Slicc: I would drive to Canada for LoadingReadyRum
kumatsu: I can't think of a handy pun, I just know it's also on the Island
MegaDosX: Make them have it!
Xenotechie: if I had a nickel for every youtube group that released a branded alcoholic beverage I'd have at least two nickels which is regrettably not enough to buy either of those beverages
Sorator13: @princess_intell oh, good luck! Spreadsheets are fun as long as they aren't important, but once they become important, they stop being fun, in my experience.
Sorator13: That was a Choice on their part
satyropodobny: @djalternative Endorsed by Dave's Spokesman
kilnfiendpotter: Alternatively, we could find a bakery to partner with LRR. We could call it: "LoadingBreadyRun"
Juliamon: I'm the entire wrong side of the continent but there's a lovely local distillery that also has two lovely doggos
TalpTheScot: @kilnfiendpotter or LoadingReadyBun
Sorator13: @kilnfiendpotter I like this
kilnfiendpotter: YES
laundreydhull: @kilnfiendpotter really? Not... BakingReadyToast?
princess_intell: @Sorator13 it's more like a block of entries i have to attach text descriptions to over the course of several agonizing hours of CTRL-C/CTRL-V
Slacker1977: and it denies re-Conscripting for now
kilnfiendpotter: I mean either way, we're making melon pan with the logos, yes?
Sorator13: @princess_intell ugh
AtomicAlchemical: It's basically a helix
Earthenone: super unrelated merch idea for lrr. when i found out that saphires can be made in a lab i imediatly thought of a physical lrrSHINE emote as a merch idea :)
Xenotechie: that second scrutiny, in retrospect, would have done a whole lot eh
princess_intell: hence the qwerpline as i enter excel fugue state and the pipeline to carpal tunnel
Slacker1977: 100%
Leonhart321: OK, I have a full day of restocking my freezer and cupboard tomorrow, so I'm going to grab some sleep. Good luck with the games
djalternative: @kilnfiendpotter oddly, I'm fairly certain bread, cakes and the sort have stricter shipping regulations than booze does (of course depending on the region)
MegaDosX: Opponent has gotten stuck on lands it looks like
MegaDosX: Just casually swinging for ten
kilnfiendpotter: That actually tracks. Alcohol kills a lot of bacteria.
princess_intell: grats on the magic flavor text btw
MegaDosX: Holy shit what a perfect draw
Xenotechie: that felt anticlimactic
satyropodobny: Read Najal please
Spades_Slicc: Pick up that Wurm!
Sorator13: nice!
MegaDosX: !card najal
LRRbot: Najal, the Storm Runner [2UUR] | Legendary Creature — Efreet Wizard [5/4] | You may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash. / Whenever Najal, the Storm Runner attacks, you may pay {2}. If you do, when you cast your next instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.
kilnfiendpotter: Yess
kilnfiendpotter: You did the thing!
princess_intell: don't you love no-scope ripping the perfect thing off the top of your deck
164 raiders from SergeYager have joined!
TemporallyAwry: Well - that long bet didn't pan out ;p Glad you're draft is stabilizing. I'm out 2020ByeGuys
joallthedogs: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
SnackPak_: sergeHeart sergePrideLove sergeHeart sergePrideLove
MegaDosX: And more raiders!
chris365: Wait where is Jo
Sorator13: ahoy!
Spades_Slicc: Howdy Raiders
jessieimproved: sergeHi
Ravynn: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
tyrantcorporation: hi serge and co
kilnfiendpotter: Hi Raiders!
Juliamon: Welcome Brew Crew!
Juliamon: !ppr
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SergeYager: hello
WeatheredPeach: Chaaarge sergeLurk
chris365: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
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DAC169: Serge! aipOMG aipHi aipLove
OrkaOrkinus: Hi Serge's Boss! And James
The_Myrdin: Serge Surge!
petey_vonwho: game should have just given James credit for playing 40 lands
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Silver_Slip: i have a deck that is nothing but lands and ramp spells just for that quest
princess_intell: Kathleen streams at approximately nope-o'clock at night EST
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Earthenone: as someone who plays arena F2P, i appreciate you trying for the quests and such :)
micalovits: Abuse the curse
LordZarano: escher3DOOT escher3DOOT
Spades_Slicc: James is here so lands are a comin'
kilnfiendpotter: I just love that dang brushwagg
JeremyDevoid: with james you will draw nothing but land
jessieimproved: lol
BlueChloroplast: hai
princess_intell: how dare a streamer in another timezone not schedule their streams around my personal preffered watchtimes
kilnfiendpotter: @Spades_Slicc I hate that you're right
Xenotechie: oh hey finally gonna get to run that defiler
cuttlefishman: hello lrr, what should i do to prep for the hurricane
kilnfiendpotter: Aw, brushwagg is so waggy
Spades_Slicc: Why does a tumbleweed need jiggle physics?
WeatheredPeach: @cuttlefishman Got time to start building a cellar?
kilnfiendpotter: @Spades_Slicc Why wouldn't a tumbleweed need jiggle physics?
MegaDosX: I like this plan
Gaz_L: Defiler
Slacker1977: I'm on Defiler
princess_intell: @cuttlefishman fill up your gas tank and buy shelf-stable foods for a week? and possibly fill your tub with water for drinking.
tyrantcorporation: i like defiler
Diabore: we can attack for 6 with fires
Earthenone: can also double punp flowstone when it gets in to get in for 6
CaptinOfBeez: plywoiod over the windows
MegaDosX: Defiler now would let you cast Najal for four next turn
satyropodobny: defiler enables najali next turn
Spades_Slicc: being not mana effecient makes OP think you have scatter or negate
micalovits: Or happily trade the figment I guess
MegaDosX: Opponent drafted a Domain deck it looks like
Spades_Slicc: OP on 5c domain
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Earthenone: bolt the bird, hit for 6 again?
MegaDosX: I don't hate this
Ktolos: Defiler would have allowed you to play either 5 drops for 4 and 2 life, killing the deathtoucher by playing either of them…
Spades_Slicc: always! bolt! the Bird!
Gaz_L: oh, yeah, remember, Defiler lets you pay Phyrexian mana for one red pip
MTBoot: The colour pallet on that garderner makes me thnk of Ixalan so much
metaldog564: bruh
micalovits: Rude
MegaDosX: Oofta
Xenotechie: D:
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Gaz_L: well, crud
Sorator13: oof
Xenotechie: how rude
MegaDosX: Oh hey Najal
Sorator13: deck has our back though!
Spades_Slicc: next turn double strike to face?
Xenotechie: or double bolt it?
Manthanator: What format are we playing?
MegaDosX: That's a good 'un
Earthenone: draft dominaria
Manthanator: ty
Spades_Slicc: or attack pay2 strike brawler and face
Slacker1977: it's probably Strider
Slacker1977: tapping Bortusk
MegaDosX: I like this plan
MegaDosX: Brawler and face is also an option
Earthenone: brawler and face?
Sorator13: I don't hate amplifier + bounce brawler, planning to strike next turn
GredGredmansson: or what is blocking najal
WiJohn: Attack and bolt trampler and face?
micalovits: I like attack and see how they block?
MegaDosX: Too bad Amplifier doesn't say nonland permanent >_>
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Spades_Slicc: Golden ArGUSSY
Slacker1977: Not a combo
Diabore: nope, only when cast
WiJohn: Well, now Bortusk must die
MegaDosX: !card argosy
LRRbot: Golden Argosy [4] | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [3/6] | Whenever Golden Argosy attacks, exile each creature that crewed it this turn. Return them to the battlefield tapped under their owner's control at the beginning of the next end step. / Crew 1
Slacker1977: Bortuk needs to be cast
Sorator13: Bortuk only activates on cast
micalovits: Bonerattle only does if it was cast atleast
MegaDosX: I like this plan
Sorator13: I like attacking and planning to strike
Slacker1977: uh-oh
Sorator13: not sure where to strike, though
MegaDosX: If they don't block they're dead
rdiffee7: they can crew to block
GredGredmansson: we don't have to strike now
micalovits: Do we let them block first though?
Xenotechie: and if they don't block at all they get yoten out of the game
MegaDosX: Like, let them choose not to block because if they don't they just die
MegaDosX: Strike to the face twice plus hte pump and Najal kills them
Spades_Slicc: double strike to face
MegaDosX: That is about what we expected
Sorator13: yep, strike both
WiJohn: That worked out
Xenotechie: not the best possible outcome but pretty far up there
MegaDosX: That's a reasonable trade
Sorator13: That was a good trade, yeah
MegaDosX: :O
Xenotechie: spook them out of their gourds by the uncertainty
satyropodobny: We do though
WiJohn: Noo my evil!
MegaDosX: Shore Up gives the Strider both Hexproof and Ward :p
Slacker1977: uh-oh, we're losing
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GredGredmansson: shore up untaps your creature
Slacker1977: we should swing now so they can't activate Goblin
MegaDosX: I like playing the land if only because you still have a quest to complete >_>
Slacker1977: why didn't they activate Goblin?
Slacker1977: Argosy answers it, though
Sorator13: @Slacker1977 well, not with shore up
MTBoot: we can shore up against their argussy though
Slacker1977: @Slacker1977 sure, but needing a trick is a different hing
Sorator13: @Slacker1977 true!
tyrantcorporation: shore up punches through the boat
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MegaDosX: That Brawler has had so much trouble sticking to the board :p
Xenotechie: it does untap, though
Gaz_L: can't they crew in response?
tyrantcorporation: on the terror
micalovits: 100%
MegaDosX: I like attacking with both
Sorator13: Definitely still attack with both
MegaDosX: We take thoe
tyrantcorporation: i think sink the boat
rdiffee7: I would kill the boat, it's blocking your stuff. They probably don't know
MegaDosX: I like kill the boat
Sorator13: I'd kill the boat
Slacker1977: we need to kill boat, otherwise it can block frojm now on
kilnfiendpotter: Hm.
MegaDosX: James pls.
Slacker1977: OP clearly doesn't know what some of their cards do
Jadaris: seems they truly don't know what that goblin does
jacqui_lantern234: hey nerds! reminder that yall are beautiful and valuable and loved AGGRESSIVELY
TheWooglie: those islands are pretty
Xenotechie: I don't think you drew that dang jinn once in all of your games yet
djalternative: I'd just like to take a second to congratulate Kathleen and by proxy the rest of the Unfinity creative text team on Space Beleren. Top-notch pun
satyropodobny: That's not very cash money of them
Armoric: Oooh, Kathleen participates in the mtg streams? Is she too busy usually? I don't think I've ever caught her/you on.
Slacker1977: do we have more Strikes? so, only trade for Monstrosity for now
MegaDosX: Tick tock goes the clock
kilnfiendpotter: Just gotta hang on!
BatenicYork: oof
TalpTheScot: wow what a rip off the top
MegaDosX: And the clock just went backwards somehow
Sorator13: @Armoric she's a rare sighting, but yes, sometimes!
Gaz_L: or an island
MegaDosX: I think you're just dead
Gaz_L: that's good too
Spades_Slicc: Gonna hit that 40 lands
Xenotechie: imagine how faster this game would have ended if they knew what the gobbo does
TalpTheScot: what a disappointing end
DAC169: I see the land curse in full effect
Slacker1977: yeah, we're DoB
Xenotechie: D:
MegaDosX: They have exactsies in trample over
BatenicYork: they have 12 trample to our 6 toughness, we are dead :(
Sorator13: yeah, you're dead
rdiffee7: Domain decks always have the big, stabilizing green creatures.
tyrantcorporation: dare you block?
MegaDosX: I mean, they also drew a million lands so they only really have good cards left I think
tyrantcorporation: they dared
Xenotechie: blocking, the deck's only weakness
Gaz_L: they saw the line
Xenotechie: good effort, shame about all the lands
satyropodobny: The comeback arc!
TemporallyAwry: So for purposes of the prediction - would 2-X round up to 3 or down to 1? Asking for a friend Kappa
Slacker1977: a 2-3 should count as 1-X, imo
Xenotechie: @TemporallyAwry D&D rules say that you round down if in doubt, and by transitive property to another WotC joint, you may yet get your points Kappa
r10pez10: i'd probably refund the points, but "two wins is just one win" is pretty funny
r10pez10: esp. at those odds
Slacker1977: i'd interpret each tier as "need to clear N wins to count"
Ferisar: i was wondering which tab the ambient music was coming from
Ferisar: it's kinda nice
Slacker1977: but maybe there were rules on this established, wasn't here then
Slacker1977: Unfinity this soon? Uuuuhhhh
Juliamon: Yup
laundreydhull: UN-finity Warp
Juliamon: Also "this soon" is kind of misleading when it was actually supposed to be earlier this year
Slacker1977: :D
laundreydhull: incorrect spoilers: There will be... "Phyrexians".
Slacker1977: 👋
GredGredmansson: lrrJAMES
Sorator13: I'm very excited about it!
uchihab7: ill be at commander night
KaleidoscopeMind: ~secret messages~
ShotGunShelz7: Pog
Dalrint: Oh my god an invisible voice!
micalovits: Uhh, James has a secret podcast!
Armoric: This is gonna be short on fixing.
TemporallyAwry: Make Ben use Sleeves, please LuvOops
djalternative: I just finished the ChickPonk for this week. It's great Kathleen
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: lrrEFF I forgot the stream was going and was startled by whispering
AliboyLive: Has science gone too far?
Armoric: @Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor Startled, not soothed?
Mangledpixel: UNF
Xenotechie: SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
Spades_Slicc: How long do you expect the FNPF to be?
GredGredmansson: UNF
NewtyNewts: Hooray for Mark!
CAKHost: :D
GredGredmansson: SUNDAY SUNDAY SOMEDAY
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: @Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor sounds startel
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: verr good hand
GredGredmansson: Hey it's Stenn
Spades_Slicc: !card stenn
LRRbot: Stenn, Paranoid Partisan [WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | As Stenn, Paranoid Partisan enters the battlefield, choose a card type other than creature or land. / Spells you cast of the chosen type cost {1} less to cast. / {1}{W}{U}: Exile Stenn. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
GredGredmansson: good ol' stenn
laundreydhull: also, @gredgredmansson SUNDAE jlrrIcream jlrrIcream jlrrFacepalm jlrrFacepalm lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrJAMES
Spades_Slicc: Huh
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: get the infantry going!
Slacker1977: 1/2
Spades_Slicc: kinda wanna make a stenn commander deck
tyrantcorporation: picker to threaten trade praps
Slacker1977: if we trade Picker we're honsetly trading down
Flyingdelorion: Mark, Maria and Meghan sounds like a seventies disco band...
Armoric: what
r10pez10: stenn seems fun with naru mehar
r10pez10: and naban
Xenotechie: wow rude
Slacker1977: was telegraphed
GredGredmansson: curse you stenn
Sorator13: oh dear
Dread_Pirate_Westley: But an idiot who is unafraid!
Armoric: I think I like figment and hold up scatter?
Wolfstrike_NL: 4/8 lands, all that matters...right?
Armoric: Oh, right, kicking fires is less important with scrutiny anyway
r10pez10: please don't kick fires IRL
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djalternative: I think they have another scatter
djalternative: nevermind
Sorator13: That seems like a weird attack from OP
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: hit and then kill one of the walls post combat?
Slacker1977: swingu with bothu
Sorator13: like even as a trade, that... was a weird choice
satyropodobny: expensive divination let's go
noSmokeFire: !card stenn
LRRbot: Stenn, Paranoid Partisan [WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | As Stenn, Paranoid Partisan enters the battlefield, choose a card type other than creature or land. / Spells you cast of the chosen type cost {1} less to cast. / {1}{W}{U}: Exile Stenn. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
Xenotechie: silver scrutiny, not the worst card even in the 4 mana mode
Slacker1977: @Sorator13 nah, picker is a looter, way batter than stenn
Slacker1977: *better
tyrantcorporation: thats a spicy serpent
Xenotechie: D:
TalpTheScot: oops
TemporallyAwry: Live and Learn PrideShrug
Spades_Slicc: But now you serpent is 2 mana
TalpTheScot: cant win this game yet, you need 2 more land for the quest!
GredGredmansson: hang on
GredGredmansson: Why did the trigger go on after the draw
Sorator13: Yeah, that's reasonable
Sorator13: !card academy loremaster
LRRbot: Academy Loremaster [UU] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/3] | At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player may draw an additional card. If they do, spells they cast this turn cost {2} more to cast.
GredGredmansson: Do you draw the card BEFORE the draw step?
micalovits: The first thing you do in the draw step is draw a card
MartonyTho: Drawing a card brings you into the draw step
Sorator13: I think you draw at the beginning of your draw step as well, but before triggers happen
GredGredmansson: @MartonyTho ok thank you
GredGredmansson: 7 mana 1/2
Spades_Slicc: shore up
tyrantcorporation: stall for time?
Izandai: Ward, James.
Joecool190: ward
Slacker1977: Ward, James
wandering_t: cant tap
brainbosh: Nah, ward
satyropodobny: it has ward
tyrantcorporation: couldnt pay for ward
Wolfstrike_NL: now we can draw that last land
Spades_Slicc: Loremaster was designed for a format that has aether vial
Xenotechie: three wins, no points for the doubters
Slacker1977: we might play a land next game...
TemporallyAwry: Well, there's win 3. :p so much for 1:67k
hirosan84: we did it joe
micalovits: Play 1 land, then concede
djalternative: winning just means another chance to play the land
laundreydhull: @spades_slicc and a point system or outright singleton, maybe(.....??)
djalternative: the prediction is overall record
TalpTheScot: play one land, concede
Spades_Slicc: @laundreydhull Nah, just modern magic
djalternative: we have 7x, 5x, 3x, and 1x
SpectraIwraith: its a podcast of adam saying why each card sucks
Slacker1977: yeah, the second is a bit greedy :D
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: lrrGREED
Spades_Slicc: There won't be other creatures you need to remove
Sorator13: oh dear
Xenotechie: good thing this is two drops: the deck
Slacker1977: nah
satyropodobny: Galactic James, activate!
Sorator13: impede momentum is actually pretty good against the chick, huh
Spades_Slicc: Quick, discard that island to the picker to draw a card
Xenotechie: frick, missed the fires
Spades_Slicc: Nooooooo!
Sorator13: rip
micalovits: Nah, we just wait and fires it next turn
Sorator13: just wait a turn, yeah
Slacker1977: Fires would have been 4 damage
djalternative: for Fires
magicsandman: if you had cast before playing island
Sorator13: no, the discard was sarcasm, I think. REst of us were ouching at not casting Fires before playing the land
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: chat gives both good and bad advice :P
Spades_Slicc: Yeah the discard thing was sarcasm
Sorator13: autotapper :(
Agnememnon: I like fire as a card because it makes you think about when to play lands/cards rather then just playing them right away.,
Wolfstrike_NL: !chat
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Slacker1977: @Sorator13 nah, we only had 2 red aynway
micalovits: I think you freeze the kavu and swing
Joecool190: chick can't block right?
Sorator13: @Sorator13 oh, you're right
SpectraIwraith: they should have reprinted flame-tongue kavu
Spades_Slicc: Lightning strike, get in for 3, freeze the bird next turn
Spades_Slicc: Freeze the 4/4 next turn
Xenotechie: well, good thing frost was saved
Slacker1977: chick is the second most whatever creature
SpectraIwraith: does the chick have firebreathing
Slacker1977: after Llanowar Stalker
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: oh dear
Sorator13: @SpectraIwraith no, but it does get bigger if you kill it, potentially
Spades_Slicc: if you redid auto tapper you could 2 pump the kavu
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: that complicates the 'kill the player to kill the bird' plan
Sorator13: !card phoenix chick
LRRbot: Phoenix Chick [R] | Creature — Phoenix [1/1] | Flying, haste / Phoenix Chick can't block. / Whenever you attack with three or more creatures, you may pay {R}{R}. If you do, return Phoenix Chick from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped and attacking with a +1/+1 counter on it.
SpectraIwraith: @SpectraIwraith thank you
TemporallyAwry: Yeah - Defiler hasn't come up once has it?
Xenotechie: there was that one time you got to play the phyrexian kavu only for it to get immediately removed
Sorator13: @TemporallyAwry We played it once, it got immediately exiled
Agnememnon: meteorite wtf.. thats the first time I've seen that card played
Spades_Slicc: Pump Kavu 3 times Kappa
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Sorator13: @Agnememnon I killed someone with it once! My proudest use of a mediocre card :D
GredGredmansson: wait
Spades_Slicc: Make them pay
Agnememnon: make them pay 2 first
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Wait until they pay the ward.
Sorator13: let them pay the ward
GredGredmansson: now they don't have to pay the ward
Sorator13: ah well, probably doesn't matter
DAC169: should have let them pay ward first :(
ChrisPjuegos: make sure you make them pay for the ward first
Xenotechie: it is good, but it does not win D:
Slacker1977: or them
Agnememnon: 4 turns to stabilze and deal with chick
Sorator13: You could swing with the Kavu?
micalovits: I think we do now
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: yeah, I think you do
Sorator13: If they block, it trades with Sentry
RoastedGravy: Death by Phoenix Chick.
Spades_Slicc: Make sure you triple pump
Spades_Slicc: Kappa
Dread_Pirate_Westley: They block with the 5/5 and eat it.
Agnememnon: so aggressive I would be so worried about another removal or hasty guy
Sorator13: @Dread_Pirate_Westley Menace
BrowneePoints: Have we ever said that a Kathleen and James stream is a Kat Jam?
Slacker1977: @Dread_Pirate_Westley *spanish accent* Menace
magicsandman: @Spades_Slicc people actually do that
Xenotechie: @Agnememnon i don't think the LRR folks can afford to worry about hasters right now
Sorator13: @Spades_Slicc happened at the famjam, IIRC
Sorator13: to an opponent, not to Cam
GredGredmansson: gee I wonder if opponent has that boardbuff
Agnememnon: @Xenotechie yeah sometimes I play to conservative
Spades_Slicc: @magicsandman @Sorator13 I'm well aware it's hilarious
MegaDosX: Such a good card
BrowneePoints: OP we said don't draw anything
BrowneePoints: you're in Babyjail now OP
RoastedGravy: New draft new draft new draft
aitsu100: it was lethal ever without the trample kicking
TemporallyAwry: Nah, it's just the 1:100 PrideShrug
KaleidoscopeMind: wait what
KaleidoscopeMind: i did that as a joke
LackingSanity_: hehehe
Alex_Frostfire: 1:111.53 return ratio.
satyropodobny: Because of heroic charge I can't stop drafting token decks, pls send help
djalternative: dang. congrats
GoodEatsAntix: Today I learned Temporary Lockdown is all cmc 2 permanents -_-
magicsandman: @satyropodobny token decks rock
Sorator13: @GoodEatsAntix did you think it was just opp's?
SquareDotCube: enjoy your mostly useless points! Well, until James challenges chat with them again...
BrowneePoints: Just wanna say Kathleen, y'all on the Text Design team did some amazing work on Unfinity
GredGredmansson: My last draft I got got by Temporary Lockdown wiping my board
MAPBoardgames: lrrDARK
AtomicAlchemical: Is Wall Tribal still the deck to beat?
Slacker1977: @GoodEatsAntix that made what difference? just curious
BrowneePoints: My sides have been hurting all week
Sorator13: @AtomicAlchemical I'm not sure if it's the *best* deck, but it is probably the most annoying to deal with
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GredGredmansson: it braids
djalternative: did someone actually end that prediction?
GredGredmansson: Good ol' braids
MegaDosX: Braids is pretty strong
Sorator13: but... braids
Sorator13: also maro
djalternative: there we go
Slacker1977: what D: Tear Asunder is great
Greendevilman: tear asunder is fantastic (but color committing)
Sorator13: tear asunder is also great
CastleOtranto: I turned 1000 points into 111,163. Best bet ever.
Armoric: Do you just not like these cards, or you have colours you like more James?
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: weatherseed treaty is fun
waywardrunt: treaty is wild imo
Armoric: Treaty is gas with Tear Asunder, sets up the splashes
Sorator13: I like that saga
AtomicAlchemical: or lightning strike
LackingSanity_: made a casual 555k points
Sorator13: I'd take Strike over Extinguish, personally
MegaDosX: You're already leaning BG
Jadaris: treaty is insane
CastleOtranto: I now have over 1.1 million fake internet dollars.
Armoric: I think the saga's fine even in 3 colours?
RoastedGravy: Jund em out
Armoric: It finds the 3rd and +3/+3 trample sometimes finishes games too
MegaDosX: Junding 'em is also an option
satyropodobny: snuff out the light is a great Eartha Kitt number
djalternative: can we do betting for the next one too? I'm suddenly very in the mood to spend some real DolLRRs
Slacker1977: You want a Relic of Legends with Radha :D
Spades_Slicc: If Theros taught us anything, don't sleep on the badger
Sorator13: speaking of!
djalternative: oh well
GoodEatsAntix: @GoodEatsAntix My night got blown away, and I hade them 102% dead if I hadn't
Armoric: Prophecy Necromass Kreygasm
Xenotechie: "we're not gonna finish it" hey, don't jinx it D:
MegaDosX: So that's four people not in blue I guess
Sorator13: @GoodEatsAntix oof
Spades_Slicc: Y'know, being a 5/5 is pretty similar to having deathtouch
satyropodobny: we land
ninja_theory_ashrams: take the land
Sorator13: @Spades_Slicc Why not both?
Greendevilman: aquifer opens up tribute and dimir stuff later
Armoric: @MegaDosX They picked the rare and 3 uncommons so we aren't getting that much info...
djalternative: 5c domain let's go
Xenotechie: rager is just a good Magic card
MegaDosX: @Armoric Fair.
JeremyDevoid: Kathleen with all that caged rage
Spades_Slicc: Rage against the dying of the blight
MegaDosX: Now your curve is a middle finger! :p
Sorator13: @MegaDosX LUL
Slacker1977: Barricade is surprisingly playable
satyropodobny: delicious soul tendies
Sorator13: I would probably take the land, yeah
Sorator13: lands are going so highly
MegaDosX: Good lord look at them wildcard numbers
MegaDosX: Like I get why they're high but I'm so jelly
Earthenone: alwasy be tending?
Greendevilman: soultender will make the main deck
micalovits: Second soultender is decent
Jadaris: soultendies, card is gas
satyropodobny: never be not tending
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: gibbers is always fun
GredGredmansson: ook
Agnememnon: niice
Earthenone: OOK OOK
MegaDosX: Oooooooh
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: oh! nice
MAPBoardgames: ook oook
Favre_the_Undead: ook
RoastedGravy: OOK OOK
GredGredmansson: tomTeeth
Sorator13: w h a t
kilnfiendpotter: Gibbering Barricade sounds like a very lackluster production of Les Mis
micalovits: MONKE
jacqui_lantern234: "thriving necromass" was my nickname in high school Kappa
Slacker1977: it has stats
JeremyDevoid: wait when did Adam get here?
Sorator13: I've never seen that card
Xenotechie: medium black getting a friendly green giant
Spades_Slicc: Tattered Apparition, the Crypt Ripper at home
MegaDosX: That monkey does so many things
Sorator13: !card silverback elder
LRRbot: Silverback Elder [2GGG] | Creature — Ape Shaman [5/7] | Whenever you cast a creature spell, choose one — / • Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / • Look at the top five cards of your library. You may put a land card from among them onto the battlefield tapped. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. / • You gain 4 life.
Slacker1977: it's all it got, but it has a bunch
Sorator13: wow, that is extremely good
Favre_the_Undead: walla walla
micalovits: I like the walla
JeremyDevoid: blightpile is a personal fav
Slacker1977: Walla
MegaDosX: Yeah, Silverback Shaman got a glow-up
Greendevilman: lack of two drops makes me like walla here
kilnfiendpotter: Walla!
Xenotechie: rootwalla is too fun to say
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: both are real good
Sorator13: yeah, Walla is a 2 drop
Sorator13: which is nice
Armoric: I like walla, early creature that can be played for cheap after elder, or trade early to make necromass cheaper, etc.
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: ooh! another tear!
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Armoric: Also is relevant even late in the game
Slacker1977: well, Blight Pile is also a 2 :D
GredGredmansson: urgh
Sorator13: UURG
micalovits: Very good wit hdouble soultender also
Sorator13: @Slacker1977 Thought it was 3?
Dalrint: So this is all done in the LRR magic account right? How many cards does that account have?
Xenotechie: uurg, somewhat disappointingly not costed UURG
Earthenone: walla also
MegaDosX: We've seen Uurg, now when are we going to see Vurg? And will they show us Gurg or something in the Brother's War?
Slacker1977: @Slacker1977 nah, that's the Barricade
Greendevilman: I think you want it for walla domain + prophecy
Slacker1977: !card Blight Pile
LRRbot: Blight Pile [1B] | Creature — Phyrexian [3/3] | Defender / {2}{B}, {T}: Each opponent loses X life, where X is the number of creatures with defender you control.
satyropodobny: Uurg? You mean spawn of Turg?
LackingSanity_: you have a red kicker on colossal growth also
Sorator13: @Slacker1977 oh whoops!
Sorator13: Does it not get used at all for the famjam?
micalovits: Battle-rage is a very good combat trick
Armoric: I like the lands, opens up domain/splashes if needed
ninja_theory_ashrams: land in case domain later
Slacker1977: Islet to hegde is a possibility
Sorator13: just wondering :D
djalternative: it gets used for the famjam and usually if Serge needs an account for Gladiator
RayFK: The Jamily Family
GoodEatsAntix: Welp. With a long food break in the middle, my orzhav I drafted next to LRR went 0-3 (game 3 mega punt)
JeremyDevoid: more greed more greed more greed
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: gaea's might
Slacker1977: tatyova is such a bonkers finisher
KingOfDoma: Now I want to see, like, Cam break in after hours and jam games on his own dime for no reason
GoodEatsAntix: Meteorite has always felt bad every time I've played it
kilnfiendpotter: @RayFK Oh hai Jordan
F1SHOR: sweet the perfect second monitor content while i work :)
micalovits: Run all the necromasses
RayFK: @RayFK Oh hai Michelle
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: triple masssss
GredGredmansson: necromass tribal Kppa
RayFK: I messed that up
RayFK: HI @kilnfiendpotter
kilnfiendpotter: hahaha
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Greendevilman: necromass is very good, not teror good but still nice
kilnfiendpotter: I have many names
Armoric: Treaty helps splash Tatyova and also ramps
Sorator13: @kilnfiendpotter some of them forbidden to be uttered by mortal tongues!
tyrantcorporation: fetch a one of island
Armoric: Plus there are more Black cards, so if you pass them all maybe one wheels?
Slacker1977: Probably Pile now
Sorator13: pile is nice
kilnfiendpotter: Land?
MAPBoardgames: land
Armoric: I like the land when you have enough playables
Armoric: Uurg and the monkey have hard mana costs
kilnfiendpotter: Mushroom mushroom
Sorator13: snaaaaake
MegaDosX: No snakes though
Armoric: Could replace apparition maybe?
Slacker1977: little low on removal, otherwise pretty solid
MegaDosX: I do love that Badger Badger has survived as a meme as long as it has
theender92: What does Tatyova do that worth splashing? Haven't played her/against her?
Slacker1977: Repossession now to finish it off
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Sorator13: @theender92 Turns any lands you draw into 3/3 flyers
GredGredmansson: @theender92 turns lands into 3/3 flyers
Armoric: @theender92 You start making 3/3 flyers with land drops late in the game
noSmokeFire: !card tatyova, steward
LRRbot: Tatyova, Steward of Tides [GGU] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Druid [3/3] | Land creatures you control have flying. / Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, if you control seven or more lands, up to one target land you control becomes a 3/3 Elemental creature with haste. It's still a land.
satyropodobny: could use a 2 drop
Greendevilman: @theender92 makes a bunch of 3/3 flying lands and wins the game
Armoric: And even if she dies, you lose flying, not the 3/3s
noSmokeFire: @theender92 ^she kills people
Sorator13: I'd play Pilfer over Apparition, personally
Sorator13: but there's bortuk so nvm
theender92: Ah cool thanks chat. Thats pretty good lmao
Painfully_Dyslexic: I have a rules question if you return a creature with Serra Paragon and flicker does it remove the exile clause of Serra Paragon?
LackingSanity_: cut the last necromass?
Slacker1977: @Sorator13 same
tyrantcorporation: do you run the r/g dual to kick the colossal growth?
Armoric: Does the troll make you add the rg lands now?
drcanonball: grove for domain
Slacker1977: Espionage?
Xenotechie: seems like nobody was in on the BG plan specifically, but a lot of people were on B and G decks
MegaDosX: @Painfully_Dyslexic Not a judge but I believe it loses that text if you flicker it
jazzyjrw: Land for rootwalla?
Painfully_Dyslexic: @MegaDosX cool thank you
MegaDosX: Rage against the dying of the light
Armoric: "Pass all the B nd wheel some" plan worked o/
Sorator13: LUL
kilnfiendpotter: "The sound of their tremendous bass echoed through the Phyrexian swamps."
noSmokeFire: give in to your uurges
LackingSanity_: I don't think you really need the necromass
satyropodobny: Baird is kinda meh
KidAmn: Blight Pile is what I call most of my decks
MegaDosX: Wow only two cuts
Slacker1977: @Xenotechie someone probably wanted to do GR Domian
Sorator13: Shadow Prophecy doesn't seem amazing, but it's not bad
GredGredmansson: put 2 in hand, 1 in grave
graal_smith: I went out for sushi, how'd the RU spells deck go?
Sorator13: I wish we had a reposession
GredGredmansson: colossal growth?
Slacker1977: @graal_smith 3-3
Slacker1977: Elfhame's good
JeremyDevoid: gaea's might get there?
Slacker1977: We probably want the Ridge for the 4th basic type
kilnfiendpotter: I really hope they implement default lands one day
Sorator13: @Slacker1977 Just for Rootwalla?
jazzyjrw: Fastest way to find the stained glass lands is using "a:vil" to search by the artist
Slacker1977: Bortusk
kilnfiendpotter: I just want to show off my Tokyo lands
Xenotechie: and bortuk
EverettORiley: Bortuk
Sorator13: ah, bortuk is a good point
GredGredmansson: Bortuk would just make the 4/4 reacher hit the battlefield instead of hand
GredGredmansson: not THAT much
Sorator13: only adds Sentry, I guess
micalovits: You only have 1 4 drop, so doubt it matters for bortuk
JeremyDevoid: bortuck is only kinda domain. they still brings back to hand at least.
Cartographers_Ink: And Weatherseed Treaty
satyropodobny: cut one Uurg?
Spades_Slicc: Just run with a dirty 41
lesbianpunkpyromancer20: post malone on ppr when wheelerMonkey
jazzyjrw: rootwalla is also domain
magicsandman: treaty too
MegaDosX: Kathleen can block warriors confirmed
graal_smith: @lesbianpunkpyromancer20 pls no
RayFK: Run a messy 42
RayFK: #wotcstaff Kappa
Spades_Slicc: Run a nasty 43
MegaDosX: Just run 60 cards, make it a constructed deck
bytecaster: Just run all cards you drafted, go all out just this once.
KingOfDoma: I'm campaigning hard for Egoraptor
Xenotechie: from post malon's name alone, I assume you start by sending him a polite letter
magicsandman: either 40 or 43 here
MegaDosX: Much better hand
F1SHOR: i see the old saying of never listing to Rayfk for magic advice stands :P
RayFK: @F1SHOR always
Jadaris: i'll give the 'pls no' for arin
Sorator13: The first time I played Lagamos, opponent responded with Sengir Conniseur
Sorator13: and I was very sad
Spades_Slicc: Lagomos/Jadar + Ziatora
satyropodobny: @Sorator13 That's rough buddy.
Slacker1977: unless Impulse found Infantry :D
Sorator13: I would assume Impulse drew Infantry, yeah
MegaDosX: @Spades_Slicc Gross. On an unrelated note, I have a new card to put in my Ziatora Historic Brawl deck
RayFK: Good bye Soultendies
Sorator13: OP really not respecting the possibility of Gaea's Might >.>
GredGredmansson: I think we bin that
bytecaster: There might be a land right beneath it
micalovits: Play necromass
Armoric: Keep and cast necromass?
stizzet: this is James, there's always another land
MegaDosX: They have Lightning Strike I guess?
stizzet: it's an adam!
MegaDosX: Also hi Adam!
Spades_Slicc: OOK OOK
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: hi adam!
lirazel64: 🎵I'm in love with a legendary frog... 🎵
MegaDosX: Oh wow
Xenotechie: as the kids say, SHEESH
MegaDosX: Electrostatic Infantry is a whole lot
Spades_Slicc: Does electro static infantry go in the mono red aggro deck?
stizzet: James did the thing! pineHype pineHype
Slacker1977: have to trade Gardener i guess
sfn____: Bye Adam!
bytecaster: Urrg is growing up, Turg must be so proud!
bytecaster: *Uurg
Xenotechie: the JAMES TURNER GUARANTEE D:
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: and I guess we can shadow prophecy if we *have* to
Slacker1977: Uurg has an ability
AccidentalBard: YEP
Slacker1977: we're technically at 9
kilnfiendpotter: AGREE
bytecaster: The perfect complement to the "curse"
Xenotechie: they usually run like three variations on the same theme that's like four minutes long for each board
Xenotechie: they're good music, but I get the point
bo_brinkman: I turned off the music because it feels like being on hold.
bytecaster: That sure is rude
Xenotechie: ravnica's great though, that one has an eight minute track with ten extra variations for each guild
Slacker1977: we have to Uurg then
Sorator13: I like the arena music, but I wouldn't mind it being longer/more different
Earthenone: !time
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virgil82: Or go out on your own terms
Spades_Slicc: Nice
DAC169: !card uurg
LRRbot: Uurg, Spawn of Turg [BBG] | Legendary Creature — Frog Beast [*/5] | Uurg, Spawn of Turg's power is equal to the number of land cards in your graveyard. / At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. You may put that card into your graveyard. / {B}{G}, Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life.
GredGredmansson: we can urg
MegaDosX: Just draw the Damnation that's totally in your deck
bytecaster: That is kinda like a land
LackingSanity_: i think you bin that
Sorator13: I think you still put that in your graveyard
GredGredmansson: perfect mana
micalovits: Its also just BEEEG
Xenotechie: that would have been great like three minutes ago
Sorator13: Blocks Infantry, yeah
Spades_Slicc: and every creature from here on out gains you 4
Sorator13: assuming no effects
bytecaster: Let's stabilize!
JeremyDevoid: deathbloom blocks infantry really well\
bytecaster: @JeremyDevoid The trample is an issue
MegaDosX: @JeremyDevoid The trample is a big problem though
Jadaris: "trample"
JeremyDevoid: @bytecaster yup trample forgot about that
RayFK: Do you have a target for eerie?
MegaDosX: Oh no
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: I think we take it still as we only need one land
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GredGredmansson: now we have a target for eerie
DudelidouX: Can always get it back later with Eerie
MegaDosX: You got a bit stuck on lands for a little bit tbf
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: and use the soultender?
bytecaster: Very good draw!
Sorator13: nice!
DAC169: aipOMG
Sorator13: no longer dead to lightning strike, sweet
Slacker1977: HODL
Xenotechie: this deck is about to go ape
Sorator13: I'd block
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: I think we should trade off
DudelidouX: I'd block in case of pump
MegaDosX: Extinguish the Light on the Infantry would be hella tech because it gains you life too
micalovits: Thats an expensive lava spike
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: amazing!
Spades_Slicc: Badger?
Sorator13: wonderful
MegaDosX: Uurg doing good wurg
bytecaster: Uurg has kept us in the game
Dalrint: Makes Turg proud, I assume.
Jadaris: uurg doing good wuurg
Slacker1977: @micalovits or an impactful Mind Rot
Spades_Slicc: Who is Turg?
MegaDosX: @Jadaris benginFingers
Sorator13: @MegaDosX Uurg durg gurg wurg
MegaDosX: @Sorator13 Gesundheit
Sorator13: LUL
bytecaster: This is the kind of game, Uurg is gonna tell Turg about at dinner.
MegaDosX: Oof
Jadaris: @MegaDosX PrideLaugh
Balaur1135: Turg was only mentioned on flavor text, they aren't alive right now.
matthaus_c: oh no, EVERYONE died of lagomos
MegaDosX: RIP the whole board
MegaDosX: That's unfortunate
Slacker1977: ah yes, the 4c colour aggressive Wrath deck :D
Spades_Slicc: Get Uurg back
MegaDosX: Get Uurg back, yeah
MegaDosX: It's good card selection
Jadaris: nah, get urg with boretuk
micalovits: Its urg or the reach dude I think?
LackingSanity_: well bortuk can also get uurg back
DudelidouX: I'd bring back deathbloom for mana can get Uurg with Bortok
DAC169: the really big trample that gains you life when it enters?
bytecaster: Rager draws us potentially into a land or second creature
Jadaris: get a 5 drop with soultender imo
Spades_Slicc: I thought you were only running one Uurg?
Balaur1135: getting back the mana dork lets you get Bortuk
RayFK: I think I'd get Magnigoth
MegaDosX: You could also get that reach boi
Slacker1977: if we die to Devastator now i'm sad
Sorator13: @DAC169 don't have the mana to cast it, sadly
bytecaster: Opinions are divided
matthaus_c: or james can draw a land, like a good james
GredGredmansson: we can find out and see what they cast first
laundreydhull: hold up extinguis
MegaDosX: Shivan Devastator does kill us here but you can't really play around a bomb mythic >_>
bytecaster: That simplifies things
RayFK: Mag protects you in the air where you are weakest
RayFK: Like that
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Sorator13: jordan with the objectively correct take
RayFK: I AM A PROPHET
DAC169: @DAC169 return to hand, not battlefield. right... :(
MegaDosX: !card djinn of the fountain
LRRbot: Djinn of the Fountain [4UU] | Creature — Djinn [4/4] | Flying / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, choose one — / • Djinn of the Fountain gets +1/+1 until end of turn. / • Exile Djinn of the Fountain. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step. / • Scry 1.
bytecaster: We are winning, we have more life than them!
GredGredmansson: Bortuk will return Uurg to battlefield
cheesyramen88: is this standard?
MegaDosX: That card is very good
Sorator13: yeah, that's reasonable
laundreydhull: TableHere FlipThis lrrSPOOP BOP lrrHAM HyperSlam
LackingSanity_: surprised they didnt pump there
Spades_Slicc: They decided not to make the djinn a 5/5
matthaus_c: Rona's Vortex should be the one called Drag To The Bottom :thinking emoji:
They_Are_Alyx: sad ook
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: bortuk get urg?
bytecaster: Attacks puts them almost dead+
Slacker1977: i think we should
laundreydhull: also, LUL FBtouchdown amazonCut amazonJANK
LoadingReadyRun: I'd Bortuk this turn
satyropodobny: they kinda sorta should block here
Jadaris: attack, tade if they block, battle rage if they pump, bortuk if they do nothing
cheesyramen88: Cool, haven't seriously played since original zendikar so I a bit behind on things lol
LackingSanity_: if you attack you can die to the double strike trick
Slacker1977: @LoadingReadyRun that's the plan post attack anyway
DudelidouX: Yes
Slacker1977: no
Spades_Slicc: @LoadingReadyRun 👀👀 The chat is coming from inside the moonbase
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: no bog badger would go to play
matthaus_c: you'd need to kick it
DAC169: it is. menance to all
bytecaster: But it goes to the battlefield directly
micalovits: Goes to battlefield
Slacker1977: wasn't kicked
GredGredmansson: badger goest to battlefield
MegaDosX: !card bortuk
LRRbot: Bortuk Bonerattle [4BG] | Legendary Creature — Troll Shaman [4/4] | Domain — When Bortuk Bonerattle enters the battlefield, if you cast it, choose target creature card in your graveyard. Return that card to the battlefield if its mana value is less than or equal to the number of basic land types among lands you control. Otherwise, put it into your hand.
YeomanAres: it won't be kicked
JeremyDevoid: badger goes to board
laundreydhull: but you must cast it?
RayFK: Wait no
GredGredmansson: uurg then
MegaDosX: I like Uurg
bytecaster: Everybody likes Uurg
MegaDosX: Turget Uurg
DAC169: damn it, cost based
Diabore: mossbeard to hand might have been good too
matthaus_c: drew it bad drew it bad drew it bad, I'm hot for teach-uurg
MegaDosX: I like holding off for now in case they have some way to just kill you
bytecaster: Please no vortex
MegaDosX: No second Vortex one time
Balaur1135: Mossbread only makes sense when you can ensure you will cast it
micalovits: Double vortex, oooof
bytecaster: Double vortex, in this economy?
Wolfstrike_NL: let's draw our other uurg
ReachW: LUL
Armoric: LUL
MegaDosX: @Wolfstrike_NL ...are you psychic?
GredGredmansson: @Wolfstrike_NL thank you
Jadaris: LUL
Slacker1977: attack with all
matthaus_c: oh wow, Rona's Vortex is bugged lrrBEEJ
Armoric: "Wait, is this bugged?" -opp
Balaur1135: can't cast urg, taps you out of black
MegaDosX: Attack all means we die next turn
bytecaster: But we can't Uurg and blessing, sadly
Slacker1977: oh, right
EverettORiley: Can't Uurg and rage in the same turn
Slacker1977: no 3rd black to gain life
MegaDosX: Magnigoth can chump if necessary
Slacker1977: also we're only dead to them having an instant
bytecaster: @EverettORiley Is Uurg and rage the new thing the kids are doing?
GredGredmansson: @Slacker1977 and a reach remover
Slacker1977: if we attack with both they have to chump
Sorator13: If they attack, we have to block, cause they could be holding something
Spades_Slicc: @Slacker1977 or a sorcery
matthaus_c: dead to the 3rd Vortex lrrBEEJ
laundreydhull: flunge u silly taco-
Slacker1977: yeah, cause i missed we don't have mana open for UUrg activation
MegaDosX: @laundreydhull tuco*
Sorator13: only dead to an instant if they don't play the sorcery precombat
Sorator13: because sorcery
micalovits: Now we are only dead to a third removal spell
laundreydhull: I meme, tuco! tuco....
Spades_Slicc: The ~Maestro~ Deck, gotta keep up on the lingo
Jadaris: james mode activated
GredGredmansson: full send I say
RayFK: They have to block everything, just send it
micalovits: Flunge seems dece
MegaDosX: This might be a moment for full send
Sorator13: attack with bortuk & uurg?
satyropodobny: flunge
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: yeah they do have to block each creature
matthaus_c: gopher it
Ris_Bl00dlord: math is for blockers
Slacker1977: nah
Jadaris: if they flicker djinn you might be boned
matthaus_c: I don't think you wanna blink first
satyropodobny: wait for pump
MegaDosX: Yeah maybe
MegaDosX: Pass priority I guess
Slacker1977: doing nothing is 2 extra life in the bank
Armoric: If they flicker, Uurg can gain life
kilnfiendpotter: Gotta make them have it
MAPBoardgames: save the reacher
Spades_Slicc: Also even if they blink djinn, we aren't dead. Just gotta start burning lands
MegaDosX: Wham.
MAPBoardgames: They had you down 20 to 1 and you fought it back to a W!
MegaDosX: Eyyyyyy
sfn____: gg!
bytecaster: That was very fun!
Spades_Slicc: Wham bam burn a land
ReachW: bloobyClap
Sorator13: What a comeback
MrSarkhan: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
MegaDosX: That was a hell of a comeback
Dalrint: Darn I wanted to see what else they had up their sleeve
Xenotechie: what a game of magic
BartholemewTheKitten: Don't call it a comeback, they've been here for years
Ris_Bl00dlord: blockers is for amthers
Spades_Slicc: Uurg and Ol' Stickfingers are best friends
Ris_Bl00dlord: chatty
Xenotechie: through the power of frog and ape might not be a good song title but it's sure what happened here
matthaus_c: I've been listening to Johnny Cash again recently
matthaus_c: Folsom Prison is such a good album
Ris_Bl00dlord: chat is chatty
Spades_Slicc: I've been listening exclusively to the new Mountain Goats
Wolfstrike_NL: !advice
LRRbot: Be crank yankable.
GredGredmansson: OSFrog tomTeeth
micalovits: But king gizzard has the best name
DudelidouX: I've gotten back into Gentle Giant
Sorator13: @LRRbot I.... don't know how to take this
TheMandrew: i'm seeing King Gizz on teh 2nd, can't wait
GredGredmansson: OSFrog tomTeeth OSFrog
matthaus_c: Ice V is such a bop
kilnfiendpotter: I've been doing alright! Been on a Motown kick lately.
Slacker1977: and now Rager into 4th land, please
Xenotechie: the monkey's paw curls the tiniest amount in response to the third land request
MrAwdon: Somehow there is still more good progressive rock coming out than I have time to listen to.
micalovits: Value soultender
Slacker1977: Or maybe Extinguished?
micalovits: Isn't extenguis better?
GredGredmansson: or we can extingish its light
Spades_Slicc: @MrAwdon They release ... progressively
Xenotechie: oh yes they dared
kilnfiendpotter: WHUT
Sorator13: oof
matthaus_c: jesus christ that necromass
kilnfiendpotter: That's quite a glass cannon they've built
Sorator13: yeah, should've Extinguished, probably? to gain life?
Sorator13: ah well
matthaus_c: three mana necro-PASS??
Dalrint: that almost felt like a spite-shread
Dalrint: shred
BatenicYork: Extinguish does let them potentially get the Infantry back, lots of reanimate shenanigans in this set
matthaus_c: oh opponent
matthaus_c: they're in so much trouble
Xenotechie: that yoink seems very questionable to me
MrAwdon: @spades_slicc Fibonacci rock
matthaus_c: you're at 10 but we know they have a grip full of air now
Dalrint: I think he was really counting on that frontal assault
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GredGredmansson: Rakdos Lands new meta
Agnememnon: 1 creature all spells deck
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Sorator13: sometimes it be like that
Diabore: they drew no more creatures
magicsandman: 5 lands in hand
Xenotechie: they splashed too greedily mayhaps, too deep
BatenicYork: Probably missing a color
Slacker1977: all their combat tricks were blanked
ReachW: Their plan began and ended at "Infantry punch hard tho."
DAC169: if they're like me then their hand was full of lands FeelsBadMan
Armoric: Cement shoes mean you're stuck her till you finish this draft wth us!
matthaus_c: I mean, they also did Sleep With The Fishes and that man wasn't having a good time
MegaDosX: @ReachW It's a good plan tbf, but it does have a pretty bad weakness
Spades_Slicc: A circus of value
Xenotechie: surely, magic cards have depicted worse fates than cement cobblery-induced drowning
Sorator13: really should've included a line of "equip to creature an opponent controls: <X>"
Spades_Slicc: all these three drops, what's your play
AtomicAlchemical: I mean, they printed Drown In The Loch and Walk The Plank though
Xenotechie: ook!
Sorator13: Well then.
micalovits: Big OOK
satyropodobny: New Capenna was kind of all over the place anyway.
ReachW: @MegaDosX oh, solid plan, love the plan, truly. Needs contingencies. LUL
adambomb625: m o n k e
MAPBoardgames: Ook! Ook! Motherbusser
matthaus_c: ook and also ook
Armoric: Ah crap, they have BB for extinguish now
Sorator13: oh, another big chonker!
gnyrinn: @matthaus_c it would be somehow less appropriate if that man was having a good time.
MAPBoardgames: badger?
ReachW: One good chonk deserves another I guess.
Armoric: Kick badger, find a land, punch them?
matthaus_c: @gnyrinn right on lrrBEEJ
Armoric: goodbye ancient
Slacker1977: Ramping lands seems to have synergy with Uurg
Armoric: well, mossbeard ancient
matthaus_c: 1/1 deathtouch also blocks 4/6
Slacker1977: we did, James
Dalrint: the last game was weird
Armoric: Won't it be better once Urg is big too?
satyropodobny: that poor badger
BatenicYork: destroying their Treaty is pretty good
Armoric: Oh right you can destroy treaty instead of ramping uh
cheesyramen88: those land arts are amazing
brainbosh: What's Elder's first ability?
Sorator13: play BAdger kicked, attack with Elder
satyropodobny: tendies might pump uurg
Sorator13: @brainbosh naturalize
Slacker1977: @brainbosh Naturalize
DAC169: !silverback elder
GredGredmansson: !card silverback elder
LRRbot: Silverback Elder [2GGG] | Creature — Ape Shaman [5/7] | Whenever you cast a creature spell, choose one — / • Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / • Look at the top five cards of your library. You may put a land card from among them onto the battlefield tapped. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. / • You gain 4 life.
DAC169: !card silverback elder
LRRbot: Silverback Elder [2GGG] | Creature — Ape Shaman [5/7] | Whenever you cast a creature spell, choose one — / • Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / • Look at the top five cards of your library. You may put a land card from among them onto the battlefield tapped. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. / • You gain 4 life.
Armoric: Woah
Armoric: You will eventually tho?
GredGredmansson: You'll have Necromass in the graveyard
MegaDosX: You probably will in a moment
Balaur1135: prophecy puts the creature in the graveyard
Sorator13: I'd still take Bortuk
GredGredmansson: and now you have Bortuk in the graveyard
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Sorator13: I like Necromass
MegaDosX: A big ol' 5/5 stop sign
bytecaster: The badger is getting better and better though
Armoric: They can send in a 5/3 by enlisting
Xenotechie: next turn sets up an absolute honker of ann attack, though
MegaDosX: That badger is going to change things considerably
laundreydhull: new Kogla seems good
Armoric: Tho it taps two thngs and you can gain life by casting creatures and sac-ing lands so...
matthaus_c: our board is so annoying right now benginLul two deathtouchers and so much big toughness
Balaur1135: badger with necromass and domain/trample is gonna make the mass ... really fun
Agnememnon: do they have essence scatter in hand? hmm
ReachW: This smells like Essence Scatter.
Sorator13: Soultender first to try to bait it, maybe
bytecaster: The distinct smell of Essence scatter in the morning
Armoric: With extinguish+tear asunder up, I like just sending in the Mass
Slacker1977: it reaaaally looks like Scatter
satyropodobny: fish for stops?
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: slam first I think
bytecaster: Is that a death trigger? and doesn't tear asunder exile?
EverettORiley: Exile the berserker
ThaThri11: its an exile tho
GredGredmansson: tear asunder is exile yeah
bytecaster: Negate?
GredGredmansson: Negate?
ReachW: Protect the Negotiators?
laundreydhull: the deathbloom is also a life salivator
Xenotechie: negate more like naygate amirite
Sorator13: I'd swing
micalovits: Its free damage right now
satyropodobny: Berserker is a clock, luckily oppo didn't figure it out LUL
Armoric: Berserker isn't a clock vs Uurg + Silverback
Slacker1977: well, before Berserker just runs into Gardener
Armoric: Kathleen would ignore it, say "thanks for tapping stuff" and bash in
satyropodobny: @Slacker1977 oh yeah, mb
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bytecaster: Ape synergy!
micalovits: Silverback+tatyov seems dumb
Sorator13: Yeah, I'd keep that
Balaur1135: can't scatter now
bytecaster: Also we make a 3/3 flyer!
Armoric: Maybe soultender is better than tatyova?
bytecaster: Sorry, wrong order
Armoric: You can save tatyova until you have a land in hand
GredGredmansson: all our land topdecks are 3/3 flyers now
micalovits: Now we get creatures from ape ramping
Xenotechie: next turn, I think you have the hand to finish them if that's what they're doing with their mana
GredGredmansson: radha radha
ReachW: Oh, guess it was just the Growth all along. Huh.
Xenotechie: my god we got bamboozed, there was never an essence scatter
Armoric: They have 2 reach creatures tho
Armoric: sentry+outrider
Sorator13: they have reach, mind
Sorator13: Extenguish + badger kicked
micalovits: Can we kll them? With badged and tender?
Balaur1135: you have a deathtouch blocker, tho
LackingSanity_: kick the badger and extinguish a reacher?
GredGredmansson: ramp, get another flyer
MegaDosX: And Uurg gets bigger
Armoric: You can even start sacrificing lands
matthaus_c: we're drowning in synergy
Dalrint: Can you run out of places for monsters?
BatenicYork: This bog is about to get absolutely badgered
MegaDosX: It's a 3/3
Sorator13: I'd keep it
Balaur1135: menachay
GredGredmansson: 3/3 flying haste
matthaus_c: !card silverback elder
LRRbot: Silverback Elder [2GGG] | Creature — Ape Shaman [5/7] | Whenever you cast a creature spell, choose one — / • Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / • Look at the top five cards of your library. You may put a land card from among them onto the battlefield tapped. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. / • You gain 4 life.
TotallyNotaBeholder: Are you a blocker? If answer is no, math is not for you
Slacker1977: @Dalrint on arena, yes, technically, cause the programs overflows. but it's hundreds
MegaDosX: Find another land!
GredGredmansson: get another flyer
MAPBoardgames: land!
brainbosh: More fliers!
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: another flyer
Spades_Slicc: MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
Armoric: grab a land? That's 9 guaranteed flying damage thanks to menace, I think...
MegaDosX: Yeah they were super boned with that board state
Sorator13: that was gross
BatenicYork: That was a sweet combo
kilnfiendpotter: Woohoo!
kilnfiendpotter: Well done
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ReachW: voxyGg
Sorator13: platinum!
MegaDosX: That monkey is a hell of a thing
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Sorator13: ty for stream~
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
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SEEKER_MTG: wait! waht PPR?!
MegaDosX: @SEEKER_MTG Unfinity!
kilnfiendpotter: Ooooh okay! Gloomhaven!!!
matthaus_c: what should we say during their intro
SEEKER_MTG: @MegaDosX omg, too many sets!!!
SaxPython: That's a BoGo
MAPBoardgames: Something is going to happen.
MegaDosX: All LRLs are special, but some are more special than others
MegaDosX: How very Orwellian of you Kathleen
Xenotechie: beware, the tootening cometh
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs
matthaus_c: GLHF!!!
ReachW: Yoooooooo
kilnfiendpotter: Jackbox!!
kilnfiendpotter: Yesss I love Meghan and Maria!
bo_brinkman: Perfect guests for this. :D
ReachW: Very good lineup!
bo_brinkman: I know MtG 30 is looking like it may be a fiasco, but I'm signed up for so many Unfinity drafts....
bo_brinkman: So looking forward to it. :D
korvys: Mark, Meghan, Maria, and a hairless baby
TheWooglie: week on Sunday
kilnfiendpotter: Whuttt
kilnfiendpotter: How luxurious!
kilnfiendpotter: Hedonism draft!
Diabore: i did a 4 person one, it was... interesting
TemporallyAwry: !findquote decadent
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korvys: decadent draft
matthaus_c: !card hedonists trove
LRRbot: Hedonist's Trove [5BB] | Enchantment | When Hedonist's Trove enters the battlefield, exile target opponent's graveyard. / You may play lands from among cards exiled with Hedonist's Trove. / You may cast spells from among cards exiled with Hedonist's Trove. You can't cast more than one spell this way each turn.
aZephyrSage: why let minor things like what theyre designed for get in the way?
Armoric: This is only for north america, riht?
Juliamon: Armoric Nope!
Diabore: you WILL comply
Juliamon: If you can be shipped to, you can enter!
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: it could be anyone, even ME
Armoric: LUL
ReachW: LUL
AtomicAlchemical: lrrWOW
Spades_Slicc: Except my city in america
TemporallyAwry: Low Earth Orbit or bust lrrBEEJ
MegaDosX: Well /someone's/ going to win, maybe it could be me! And other such arguments people make for the lottery.
Spades_Slicc: because you won't ship to here for unspecified reasons
ReachW: lrrSHINE
korvys: !next
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Spades_Slicc: @Juliamon The company LoadingReadyRun
Spades_Slicc: or whichever company deals with shipping
Juliamon: Is this in relation to store.loadingreadyrun.com? That's run by PMC Fulfillment
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Spades_Slicc: PMC fufillment hates where I live
Spades_Slicc: and it's warrented
Juliamon: That won't disqualify you from tomorrow's thing
definenull: lrrSIG
Earthenone: they ship contest stuff manualy, not via fuffilment companys
laundreydhull: The Age of LIVE....
MAPBoardgames: I gotta ask, @Spades_Slicc . What did you do? and have they found the bodies?
Juliamon: Also, if you haven't reached out to Beej/PMC about shipping problems, please PLEASE do so
Spades_Slicc: @mapboardgames it's not me, it's the city I live in. It just sucks! it's not good we have a river and it's okay but that's it
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Spades_Slicc: I have reached out to LoadingReadyRuns official help about a month ago and have heard nothing
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laundreydhull: The L O N G GAME-Haven; or LRR-Haven...
Spades_Slicc: It's fine, a friend who lives in the village 20 min away, which can be shipped to btw ... a literal actual village, is letting me use their place for shipping
Raincoast_Bear: !card royal assassin
LRRbot: Royal Assassin [1BB] | Creature — Human Assassin [1/1] | {T}: Destroy target tapped creature.
Juliamon: Are you sure? I can reach out to Beej directly to see if the message got lost
Anubix_007: Yay another great stream of Gloomhaven
MAPBoardgames: !box
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Spades_Slicc: @Juliamon I got a same day response, and it's been a month since then with no reply
laundreydhull: !advice
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laundreydhull: good one, I think....
Anubix_007: good advice LRRbot
Spades_Slicc: Or no updates I mean
Spades_Slicc: and even if it's never fixed, I have a solution that works
Raincoast_Bear: @Anubix_007 I can't tell if that's genuine or sarcastic.
Juliamon: If it's been a month I would think it's okay to give him a poke
Juliamon: and yeah, very timely, LRRbot
definenull: looong jaaaames
RandomTrivia: Holy shit the most cursed stream made it!
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for The Long Game! This week we are going deeper into the crypt in Gloomhaven http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FdTEtddacAE4mQJ.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1573101542647164928
laundreydhull: @randomtrivia wait, wut?
GhostValv: D:
TheWriterAleph: :D
DeM0nFiRe: Nothing much, what about you?
Nigouki: halloooooooo
Lysander_salamander: RaccAttack
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
korvys: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #5651: "That's why I never read books. They're so BAD." —Adam [2018-12-29]
MAPBoardgames: I prefer the term "shufflecat" myself.
definenull: it's wafting through the screen
Kramburger: Long Game, Short Term memory
Raincoast_Bear: I'm a bear, not a racoon, Adam.
laundreydhull: is that rude or.... imma stop now; @randomtrivia
Kramburger: !findquote Money
LRRbot: Quote #2889: "I paid good money for stick!" —Cameron [2016-06-30]
korvys: Ceather?
Sky_Kast: ooh the gloomiest haven
MAPBoardgames: Every two weeks. Anyone who says otherwise may be banned.
laundreydhull: LUL lrrSPOOP NotLikeThis lrrFINE lrrHERE lrrHERE lrrFINE lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: @laundreydhull Ah, for clarity, the Gloomhaven streams have had various unfortunate circumstances preventing regular showings
definenull: matt?
TheWriterAleph: Is that Cam and Heather in an unfortunate transporter accident?
A_Dub888: Griffiths or Wiggins?
Juliamon: Cup is sold out
RandomTrivia: One singular sleeve?
RandomTrivia: SOLD
Kramburger: Sleeve, you say?
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LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, stinkytrashpanda! (Today's storm count: 46)
Anubix_007: Is it because of Patrion or have the planets aligned and you were all able to make it?
Kramburger: "You have elected for the path of Pain"
Raincoast_Bear: I can buy Matt? Comes in two choices Griffiths or Wiggins.
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: The name "Rooftop Karen" never fails to make me giggle
Raincoast_Bear: Geoffry or Jeffery?
Kramburger: Otaku Jeff is for the Kids
Sky_Kast: somehow I believe that is the name of the game gloom murderhobo haven
Friedent: Ratical Dude
Sky_Kast: tech decks LUL
korvys: Adam is Darby Allan
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
korvys: *Allin
Raincoast_Bear: Karen shouts at them from the rooftop to distract.
Sky_Kast: tbh I always used hot wheels as tech decks
Sky_Kast: cheaper than using plastic
MAPBoardgames: I like that hat
RandomTrivia: "Well it says four hundred in the box, so..." lrrBEEJ
Raincoast_Bear: The neighborhood 7-11 used to play Lawrence Welk to deter teenager loitering.
Nigouki: you COULD
Raincoast_Bear: You have to supply your own poison.
TemporallyAwry: You do sell pins though, and with enough effort - you can get there ;p
noSmokeFire: LRR's blue color scheme lends itself more towards icy daggers
definenull: you have to find the secret link in the shop to get the really good stuff
RandomTrivia: Honestly the customs forms are a nightmare
A_Dub888: anything can be poison if you try hard enough
MAPBoardgames: But you can put in your email to be informed when the poison daggers get back in stock.
RandomTrivia: "Wanna go loiter outside the 7-11? It's the coolest place to be" - teenagers in a heatwave lrrBEEJ
Sky_Kast: what about a poison the8bitStick
lonlycracker: Some characters get XP faster than others, some have an easier time getting money
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Your daughter is a bird?
MAPBoardgames: Gambling? I'm in!
korvys: !findquote trap
LRRbot: Quote #5261: "Help HELP! I'm trapped on a Island of my own emotions." —Adam [2018-08-14]
A_Dub888: Gambling? I'm in!
definenull: ca-caw!
noSmokeFire: @LoadingReadyRun I HATE it when people turn my daughter into birds
Omega_Lairon: "Can't help... too drunk"
MAPBoardgames: Cha-ching!