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RockPusher: !box
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chi7891: You’re doing a great job, Adam!
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RockPusher: Badger!
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WiJohn: Hey I know this guy!
arkhamrefugee: Giant Man Magic!
leachjus: Yone top today?
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RockPusher: Look at this wonderful human lrrSHINE
leachjus: Wait wrong stream
JonnyGlitched: Hello Adam! Hello Chat!
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dweebert91: A constitutional monarchy of cards?
kumatsu: I'm sure Adam is someone great
WiJohn: I got a Kingdom of Cards a week ago
dweebert91: I got that one earlier this week
JonnyGlitched: "I'm sure it's something great" sounds like a terrible button
RockPusher: The buttons actively resist anyone knowing what they are
LadyMCHall: Hi Adam
Wiliart: "I'm sure it's something great' sounds like a good thing to put on a button.
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JonnyGlitched: How do you "Half-eat" something? As opposed to eating half?
kumatsu: double UURG
AzaleaCloud: Now I don't wanna steer you in a particular direction, but your dailies say you should cast black and green spells.
Spades_Slicc: An Adam eating, is an Adam beating ... the opponents
JonnyGlitched: Mukbang and Magic
kumatsu: chat, keep your Adam fed so he grows up big and strong
LadyMCHall: Wet Rock deck?
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AzaleaCloud: Filthy Simic deck?
AzaleaCloud: Wait, that's just blue-green by itself.
Sorator13: rehoy adam!
Spades_Slicc: Chat advise, how many red sources should I run in a WB deck purely for angel of wrath?
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groulux: Hey Friends. Isolating this weekend so I am missing my commander games with friends. Going to watch you and play some Arena while I get better!
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Sorator13: @Spades_Slicc I would only run duals and the like, personally; I wouldn't run any montains
Spades_Slicc: @sorator13 but how many? 2?
JonnyGlitched: What's on your pasta Adam?
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iris_of_ether: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Sorator13: Depends how aggro you are and how many other taplands you have. 2 is fine
Bearudite: hey Adam, did you know that when it snows my eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen?
Diabore: ook
Sorator13: but you probably don't want more than, like, 4 taplands in WB?
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Sorator13: maybe fewer than that
AzaleaCloud: God I love these stained glass lands.
JonnyGlitched: They're just holding priority to psych you
Spades_Slicc: @Sorator13 Counting slow lands I'm running 6
LadyMCHall: I still feel scared that I will be dunked on reddit for being nice to adam. I have weird dreams
Sorator13: @Sorator13 that's a lot :\
JonnyGlitched: @LadyMCHall wait, you're nice to Adam?
WiJohn: Sire of Uurg!
Banana_Swonk: a card that hasnt been made yet. rteferenced on like 3 cards
Nydestroyer: the one who spawned Uurg
itira: you animal
TheWriterAleph: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Spades_Slicc: @Sorator13 I haven't had issues yet, most of my cards are 2 drops
Bearudite: everyone asks who turg is and now How turg is
iris_of_ether: Ooh
LadyMCHall: @JonnyGlitched Yes
itira: yes and its amazing with gin and lime juice
AzaleaCloud: Yes! I drink that when I'm sick.
fiftymcnasty: yeah cran gingerale is dope
Wolveroo: Greentea Ginger ale is amazing
StewartRWyatt: Canada Dry?
JonnyGlitched: @LadyMCHall well there had to be someone I suppose ;P
StewartRWyatt: Hell yeah brother
ladyjessica: Cranberry gingerale is the taste of Christmas
Pravikun: Canada Dry always does the best gingerale. 100%
Spades_Slicc: Have you tried canada dry ginger ale BOLD?
SAJewers: not sussex golden ginger ale?
JonnyGlitched: I like ginger ale, spiced rum, and lemon
AzaleaCloud: Seagram's is ok, but nothing beats Canada Dry.
laikagoat: ale8 is quite good
itira: i knooooow but its good OKAY
veelofar: I prefer Canada Wet Ginger Ale
LadyMCHall: It was weird, because the witch hunt thread in my dream had 5000+ comments O.o
Sorator13: ale8 is indeed quite good, but unfortunately caffeinated
Riiiiiiis: It's fine - I drink a lot
Sorator13: how DARE
Nydestroyer: Land counters sadge
JonnyGlitched: I went on a big ginger ale kick when I was nauseous 24/7 for over a month
Sorator13: that's basically stone rain; that's so rude
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AzaleaCloud: Hell yeah, much-needed land.
Sorator13: rip bortuk
Spades_Slicc: and other Uurg
DAC169: not the Bonerattle! aipCry
Banana_Swonk: eat chip
laikagoat: cronch away
JonnyGlitched: Yes but do it anyway
MegaDosX: Gonna need monke to deal with that
JonnyGlitched: DoritosChip
itira: DoritosChip
LadyMCHall: Speaking of ginger ale, Ginger Ale + raspberry lemonade hits the spot
MegaDosX: Oh right you have that too
JonnyGlitched: ASMR chip
itira: ARIBA!
AzaleaCloud: DoritosChip
MrPipboy3000: That is enchantment non grata
Nydestroyer: wait that chip is the emote
Spades_Slicc: infusing ginger ale with fresh ginger is fun
Reduce_Sanity: Did we go big black green idiots? Just getting here
RockPusher: Adam, Denier of Fun
Diabore: for the sake of our fun we will destroy your fun
iris_of_ether: DoritosChip
JonnyGlitched: aww that was quieter than I'd hoped
JonnyGlitched: be louder
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Simonark: Huh, I was just casually multiplying eight and seven, like you do, and this happened.
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LadyMCHall: @Spades_Slicc sounds like a refreshing mouth wash
Sorator13: @Diabore to be fair, OP countered our land saga, so really, they started it
iris_of_ether: Now I want chips
Pravikun: Yes. That is the Law of Unequal Audial Manifestation.
jaimeblacken: trick incoming
jaimeblacken: oh
AzaleaCloud: Forest!
Banana_Swonk: i can guess their opener was 3 lands, channeler, counter, random card, and duplimancy. which is a cool hand
Spades_Slicc: @LadyMCHall I mean it's still mostly sugar
Diabore: monke
Spades_Slicc: OOK OOK
itira: Adam are those the nacho or zesty taco?
JonnyGlitched: I have a massive hankering for some chocolate, and no money.
cmdrelk: Ook ook
RockPusher: wheelerOok
Reduce_Sanity: Oooook!
cmdrelk: Stuff, probably
Spades_Slicc: a lot
MegaDosX: Lots of things
MrPipboy3000: nothing now ...
Diabore: notjing anymore
JonnyGlitched: nothing now
Sorator13: nothing, anymore
DAC169: it gets arrested aipLUL
Spades_Slicc: Harambe arrested
LadyMCHall: true but I love Ginger, especially a bites of sushi
Reduce_Sanity: RIP Harambe
Nydestroyer: the ape was a pharexian all along
JonnyGlitched: Put in a zoo
RedJackz: You ever play as a bronze and the suddenly get matched against a mythic player…. And then win?
JonnyGlitched: dicks out for Harambe
Simonark: It’s no Kogla, it’s a normal sized ape. It’s just a very skilled gorilla. So many skills.
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BlueMechanic: it's still too soon
AzaleaCloud: It's been six years since Harambe.
Spades_Slicc: it'll soon be 20
DAC169: Deathbloom & Necromass or Wurm? aipThink
Spades_Slicc: 23
Banana_Swonk: they year of our saviour, harambe, two thousand twenty two
Diabore: only 6?
LadyMCHall: Six years?!?
noSmokeFire: Alec Guinness voice: Harambe? Now that's a name I haven't heard in a longgggg time
JonnyGlitched: It feels like Harambe was 10 years ago
Reduce_Sanity: We have other big nasties I assume right?
MrPipboy3000: 1 mana 5/5 ... 2022 magic is wold
jaimeblacken: ah we lose
Nydestroyer: better than gurmang angler!?! pointing arrow emoji in thumbnail
WiJohn: Your baneslayer is no match for my pile of beef!
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dougma: o/ boop
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LadyMCHall: Uurg looks fun to build reanimator or some graveyard strategy commander deck
Spades_Slicc: should've kept one of those doo doo lands
DAC169: one mana short to blue mana short
Spades_Slicc: Uurg and Ol' Stickfingers are best friends
groulux: does the elf make blue mana?
AzaleaCloud: How many cards left in library?
DAC169: thought so
Nydestroyer: Would be weird if a deck with the diplomancy (diplomacy) didnt have targeted spells LUL
Spades_Slicc: get monke back?
MegaDosX: You can get monke back can't you?
Nydestroyer: ambush monkey
DAC169: exile hope?
Spades_Slicc: !card tear asunder
LRRbot: Tear Asunder [1G] | Instant | Kicker {1}{B} / Exile target artifact or enchantment. If this spell was kicked, exile target nonland permanent instead.
jaimeblacken: I think it's better to kill something instead of getting the monkey back
Spades_Slicc: but ook ook
Spades_Slicc: !card talas lookout
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jaimeblacken: that flying creature is annoying
bytecaster: You know what they say "Tear asunder the griffin"
MegaDosX: Danitha was also a serious problem
LadyMCHall: magic things
AzaleaCloud: The land drops were pretty awkward. Not your fault.
Nydestroyer: well they did have a deck with diplomancy so the number of targeted spells is probably high
DAC169: maybe shouldn't have milled the reach creature? aipShrug
AzaleaCloud: URRRRG
jaimeblacken: woof that was a big drop of people tuning in, guess the magic stream started.
Daggerpeak: twitter said i should come and tell you you're doing a very good job
jaimeblacken: URGGG
AzaleaCloud: Hell yeah brother, get out of that manaless pocket.
MegaDosX: One of them was Bortuk though, which is less than ideal
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DAC169: now I want several variants of URRRG, URGGG, etc where that's the casting cost aipLUL aipDerp
MegaDosX: True
Nydestroyer: wow value
AzaleaCloud: We take those.
MegaDosX: We definitely take those
LadyMCHall: wow 1 for 2
laikagoat: fionLOL
underhill33: lol
MegaDosX: Already replaced lmao
hyperpuppy64: damn those common cost reduced fatties really define this format huh
AzaleaCloud: Trundle? This isn't a LoL stream, Adam.
LadyMCHall: lol. "Trundling" in
Nydestroyer: @AzaleaCloud its time to troll
hyperpuppy64: the red one goes kinda hard too with enlist
redrosemc: This is the link from the magic Twitter???
SEEKER_MTG: hi Adam, whatcha eatin?
JonnyGlitched: big problem
JonnyGlitched: lrrSCOOP
AzaleaCloud: FBtouchdown
redrosemc: Wtf?
JonnyGlitched: DoritosChip
TheWriterAleph: Gremlin food
itira: zesty taco i hope
LadyMCHall: Orange flavor Dorritos
jaimeblacken: ah you're the recommended stream from magic!
Terra_Tower: hey adam would you hire me?
JonnyGlitched: Gremlin food for gremlin guys
Banana_Swonk: i have a read they had the red wrath in hand and was missing the 5th land to cast
7gorobei: DoritosChip StinkyCheese
jimmythebusdriver: Did you bring enough to share with the class?
itira: blasphemy
Pravikun: Aaah, Ariba. Sadly I never got to work at the plant that makes those, just the regular potato chips.
SEEKER_MTG: is that the spawn of TURG? oh my!
Crazyginder22: lrrAWW
cmdrelk: lrrAWW
saucemaster5000: Gets a D in sharing
TheThirdTail: But there's a hurricane
bytecaster: Also aren't we still waiting for that banan anyway?
DudelidouX: I've got my own so gonna go get the bag
Nydestroyer: in this twitch economy? We hardly get enough banans
Earthenone: lrrmtg is a family stream because many are not adults :P
LadyMCHall: >stares at box of chips
JonnyGlitched: I was absolutely the kind of kid to say that to the teacher
itira: truuuuu tho
saucemaster5000: got us there bud
hyperpuppy64: the thought of adam eating those chips and then wiping his hands on the mouse is giving me major anxiety
SpoonfullOfSugar: turn 4 wurm seems good
AzaleaCloud: There. Now I have chips. And guess what, they're SOUR CREAM & ONION.
TurnedToFrog: I prefer to think of it as Adam stealing my time
jaimeblacken: cheesy tacos
Pravikun: True....people do need to establish boundaries.
JonnyGlitched: It's good to have clear bondaries
Earthenone: i also have sour cream and onion chips
v_nome: Your time? I wanted a peanut!
czllumUS: i have pizza rolls so
WiJohn: Besides, Paul would yell at him if he came in and the router was stuffed full of chips
BrowneePoints: And here I was being on your side during the Great Let's Nope Chip Debate
ArkhamArchivist: Got that buurgin' buurgin' uurgin
itira: i have ... an apple bubly so like. in your face or whatever
CastleOtranto: How?
BrowneePoints: Wait Really?
JonnyGlitched: I have individual sleeves of Oreos
LadyMCHall: probably for the best ngl
Bearudite: I would advise trying them once
saucemaster5000: not exactly going on the bucket list
Gaz_L: but it means you can have pizza any time
Bearudite: then never again
JonnyGlitched: I also have these Salted Egg Golden Cubes which are fucking terrible
PixelArtDragon: What was this debate?
AzaleaCloud: You WEREN'T wrong.
BrowneePoints: You're from the Backwoods Canadian Midwest and you never had a cheeky Totino's Pizza Roll?
Nydestroyer: everyone has a chip on their shoulder about their favorite chips
CastleOtranto: @Gaz_L That's when pizza's on a bagel
JonnyGlitched: It's wafer biscuit and egg
fiftymcnasty: Adam is 100% correct in the chip debate
AzaleaCloud: Your problem was that you consulted Heather to settle the debate, and Heather doesn't actually like potatoes.
Gaz_L: @CastleOtranto ohhh right, whoops
Banana_Swonk: what is the absis of the great chip debate
fiftymcnasty: Correct again
Banana_Swonk: i missed that stream
MegaDosX: Adam's on a roll
saucemaster5000: I was very invested in chipgate and now I can't even remember who said what
BrowneePoints: speaking of which, did you see Dragonflight comes out Nov 28th?
JonnyGlitched: @AzaleaCloud Chips can be other things
LadyMCHall: chipgate...I waht?
Pravikun: Adam, once again proving he is the smartest man alive.
JonnyGlitched: What was the tl:dr of chipgate?
BrowneePoints: they just announced it a few hours ago
Gaz_L: is that during DB?
ArkhamArchivist: It's less that Adam was correct and more that Ben was gravely, gravely wrong
AzaleaCloud: @JonnyGlitched True, however, they were arguing between Sour Cream & Onion and Salt & Vinegar.
Nydestroyer: I feel like adam might have knowledge he is not informing us of about fiftymcnasty, but I cant tell why Kappa
JonnyGlitched: Sour Cream and Onion are clearly the best
passwordlost_hereiam: Plain potato
BrowneePoints: Adam said he thought Sour Cream & Onion would be one of the most popular worldwide
Nydestroyer: What you are totally right
Banana_Swonk: oh for sure Sour cream and onion
hyperpuppy64: eww no sour cream
BrowneePoints: and Adam's right
JonnyGlitched: Salt and Vinegar is F tier
SEEKER_MTG: Adam's secret to large arms....Chips and Soda and Streaming all day
Juliamon: the tl;dr is that Ben assumed Canada ate more chips than the entire rest of the world
hyperpuppy64: salt and vinegar all the way
lonlycracker: Don't worry Adam, I agree with you
YeomanAres: you're right
AzaleaCloud: They ARE the best! Adam is right!
LadyMCHall: Salt and Vinegear is a refined flavor, for decadeance
itira: i agree with your choice Adam. I currently have sour cream and onion in my pantry
CastleOtranto: I prefer S&V myself, but I think Adam is right overall
Invitare: if you do it by Alternative Vote it'll be Lightly Salted, because everyone likes that, even if it's not their favourite
Bearudite: depends on whether then SnV are kettle chips like Tims
saucemaster5000: Adam is right but salt and vinegar are better
DAC169: next turn, HUGE WURM aipOMG
Nydestroyer: Honestly I like original chips dipped in sour cream more but sour cream and onion is very top tier, I hate viniger
Ukon_Cairns: both sour cream and vinegar sound like they make the chips worse than if the chips are plain
BloodnBullets: SnV is more situational
BasilHunter: @CastleOtranto likewise for me
CururuGuasu: If my time in South America was an indication, I think the most popular flavor globally may be Ketchup
ArkhamArchivist: @Invitare Lightly Salted are gaslighting in Chip form
MegaDosX: That wurm is about to become unreasonably large
hyperpuppy64: ok yeah salt and vinegar less popular but 1000% the better chip
PixelArtDragon: Sour Cream and Onion might be more popular, but "more popular" != "better"
DAC169: of Wurm and big Saproling
Gaz_L: Ben's argument was that fewer people will turn DOWN S&V, not necessarily that it's people's favourite
LadyMCHall: I prefer SnV, but Sour Cream is a better general flavor
saucemaster5000: also salt and pepper kettle chips ftw
BrowneePoints: Sour Cream and Onion and CHeese and Onion variations are apparently VERY popular worldwide
WhoseGamewasitZ: Dill Pickle > Salt and Vinegar.
Pravikun: Actually you are correct. Old Dutch actually produces more Sour Cream & Onion chips that Salt & Vineger on average.
Juliamon: I find S&V to be *incredibly* divisive as a flavor. People either like them or REALLY hate them
JonnyGlitched: SC&O, Cheese and Onion, numbers 1 and 2 in my chip tier
JonnyGlitched: I don't mind Salt and Vinegar but I feel bad eating them
Ukon_Cairns: a trumpet blast that actually did something PogChamp
LadyMCHall: @Juliamon that adds up. SnV is pretty strong in terms of flavor profile
JonnyGlitched: like some trigger memories
LordZarano: I hate vinegar so I wouldn't eat it. On the other hand my sister doesn't like sour cream & onion. So I guess we're a wash
ArkhamArchivist: The problem with both S&V and SC&O is I don't want a chip I can smell across the room
AzaleaCloud: Wait, a Trumpet Blast with card draw stapled to it? Oh God this set's gross.
BrowneePoints: my personal "don't have it often but really like it" Chip flavor Adam, is Cracked Black Pepper and Sea Salt Kettle Cooked Lay's
saucemaster5000: @ArkhamArchivist but how else do you figure out where they are???
PixelArtDragon: JAMES
Juliamon: I don't love SC&O but I would eat them not to be rude. But like, my sister won't touch S&V no matter what.
passwordlost_hereiam: You said you wanted lands
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Ukon_Cairns: the illusion of choice
JonnyGlitched: wow
MegaDosX: Decisions decisions
Earthenone: the illusion of chouce!
LadyMCHall: I will settle this argument: BBQ chips is a good medium
Banana_Swonk: James?
JonnyGlitched: 4rests
AzaleaCloud: #BlameJames
JeremyDevoid: is james around?
JonnyGlitched: James just walked into the office didn't he?
DoktorPiccolo: Didn't even see that they had cards in hand at first
SEEKER_MTG: the 7/7 was hiding in a bunch of forest...thats on flavor.
AzaleaCloud: Another one. Ewww.
DAC169: another one? aipS
MegaDosX: Second verse same as the first
Ukon_Cairns: opp has demonstrated a loop
passwordlost_hereiam: They have to run out of craetures eventually right?
DoktorPiccolo: Sheesh
Banana_Swonk: their deck is sick
TheWriterAleph: game them right back
AzaleaCloud: We're getting Junded out.
JonnyGlitched: It removals you
passwordlost_hereiam: Urg can gain life right?
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DAC169: uh...
Ukon_Cairns: yeah, sooner or later i will remember uurg is the black green frog that turns lands into life, they are not actually a 3rd gitfrog that turns lands into card draw
passwordlost_hereiam: A third trumpet bnlast?
MegaDosX: Oofa
AzaleaCloud: 1-2
GothcoreOuphe: hey Adam just wanted to drop by and say you're doing a good job :)
passwordlost_hereiam: I don't think there was any block you could do there to not die.
JonnyGlitched: deck consistency is nice
DoktorPiccolo: How high is LRR's limited rank by now, btw?
MegaDosX: I think Kathleen did say that this deck could well go 0-3 this week, so the prophecy is two thirds fulfilled thusfar :p
Spades_Slicc: You've obtained: The Salt & Vinegar Curse! admit S&V chips are the best or lose every game
SEEKER_MTG: Tie Fighter....all i see is the Tie-Fighter
AzaleaCloud: Did I fall into an alternate universe? I coulda sworn we just watched Adam win a game 10 minutes ago.
xantos69: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 38:42.
CandyNuke: Well that is “anything”
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Spades_Slicc: @DoktorPiccolo plat
AzaleaCloud: "If it isn't the consequences of my own actions~"
JonnyGlitched: quick game is a good game
GoodEatsAntix: We think you're awesome Adam, even when the shuffler is butts
Spades_Slicc: !updog
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passwordlost_hereiam: Yeah that keep was good.
DAC169: Gege Gonext shows up FAR too often in Drafts & Sealeds aipSRSLY
DudelidouX: I wouldn't but I'm known to mull aggressively.
AzaleaCloud: The double Phyrexian Ragers were fine, but you had mostly green cards and no Forests. Don't think I would have risked it personally.
DoktorPiccolo: I wouldn't keep that hand TBH, but I'm not the best at mulling
MegaDosX: Yeah I think the keep was fine, you just got utterly screwed by probability
Banana_Swonk: 2 land weaththerseeed, double rager? yeah keepable
DudelidouX: Would have only kept if the island was a forest
AzaleaCloud: @DudelidouX This.
JonnyGlitched: It was statically probable to draw land
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ampthedog: one more baby to go wooo
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saucemaster5000: sounds like a good use of my day
Earthenone: bulwark, force walls?
Harvest25: this pack does not speak to me
Laserbeaks_Fury: Personally, I would just draw a land. Kappa
LackingSanity_: i'd probably just take loamspeaker
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DAC169: one thing I don't like about DMU is how it tends to want as many colors as you can
LackingSanity_: but then I always draft domain decks and mill myself out with shadow prophecy
laundreydhull: cool cut
DoktorPiccolo: How do you feel about Sheoldred's Restoration?
AzaleaCloud: "LOOK, BOO! EVIL! SIC 'EM!"
Harvest25: evil Sheoldred
laundreydhull: lotus- nuuuu
laundreydhull: LUL
Banana_Swonk: @Harvest25 double negative?
laundreydhull: @harvest25 Sheoldred wasn't always evil?
Diabore: late rager
AzaleaCloud: Black is either super open or super closed.
TheWriterAleph: bloomin rager mate
hyperpuppy64: knight of dawn's light has gotta be one of the scarier 2 drops in the format imo
Earthenone: late rager, aka james fell asleap with the tv on after 8 pm
Earthenone: !ppr
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Juliamon: There's a thing, somewhere
DoktorPiccolo: Not on a Friday? That's unusual
Harvest25: Is Adam drafting in the PPR
AzaleaCloud: Okay, so black and white are both very very open, is what I'm seeing.
JonnyGlitched: Mini Sleep for 3 seems good
hyperpuppy64: jesus black is open
AzaleaCloud: 13th-pick Necromass? Yeah. I'd say it's the openest color right now.
JonnyGlitched: Is it Sleep that taps 4 or am I misremembering the card?
DudelidouX: Then I'm gonna watch
Gaz_L: Like Dominaria Un-ited?
JonnyGlitched: !card sleep
LRRbot: Sleep [2UU] | Sorcery | Tap all creatures target player controls. Those creatures don't untap during that player's next untap step.
ArkhamArchivist: Nah, that sounds like the proper way to experience an Unset
AzaleaCloud: I like it too.
hyperpuppy64: smoke weed commit greed
AzaleaCloud: Ooh, Citizen's Arrest.
Earthenone: greetings citizen
Wolfstrike_NL: yes, that seems greedy? but greed!
QuantumTwitch: mardu ftw
MegaDosX: There's the goblin
JonnyGlitched: Greed is good lrrGREED
headdeskdev: Radha is a great card but not so good as a splash
Earthenone: me too
DoktorPiccolo: The Arena is great
ArkhamArchivist: Bobarena is pretty good
Earthenone: dangerous game with necromass, but its real fun
Harvest25: !card stronghold arena
LRRbot: Stronghold Arena [1B] | Enchantment | Kicker {G} and/or {W} / When Stronghold Arena enters the battlefield, you gain 3 life for each time it was kicked. / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, you may reveal the top card of your library and put it into your hand. If you do, you lose life equal to its mana value.
Earthenone: sometimes bob flips tombstalker :)
hyperpuppy64: pffffffff
AzaleaCloud: We could use a bomb regardless.
Wolfstrike_NL: hopefully pack 3 has some lands for us
laundreydhull: wide pay offs?
drcthulu: Sheoldred?
passwordlost_hereiam: Heroic Captain's War Charge of Glory?
laundreydhull: heroic charge, Phyrexian warhorse,...
AzaleaCloud: !card Heroic Charge
LRRbot: Heroic Charge [2WW] | Instant | Kicker {1}{R} / Creatures you control get +2/+1 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, those creatures also gain trample until end of turn.
MegaDosX: !card heroic charge
LRRbot: Heroic Charge [2WW] | Instant | Kicker {1}{R} / Creatures you control get +2/+1 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, those creatures also gain trample until end of turn.
AngelicKnighthood: nobody but you playing white it seems.
MegaDosX: @AzaleaCloud benginFingers
AzaleaCloud: Eyyyy :D
Xaunaught: Banger looking draft so far
laundreydhull: Re-Anni-Meh-TRON-Ick s h e o l d r e d . . .
AzaleaCloud: But you're not by yourself, you have us!
Wiliart: We're here, ook ook
Xaunaught: Quick call someone on your phone to rope them into listening to you draft
MegaDosX: @AzaleaCloud Get out of my brain I was literally typing that >_>
AzaleaCloud: @MegaDosX I'm a brain ninja
laundreydhull: a flaying horse
MegaDosX: Windmill slam the land
Wolfstrike_NL: wauw
MegaDosX: Extinguish?
AzaleaCloud: Well the Necromass didn't wheel, so black isn't -that- open.
headdeskdev: Youll probably wheel that
rainreign7: banish
headdeskdev: Also you dont need to pump creatures if you have good removal
AzaleaCloud: Another Sleeper if we want more white dorks.
DoktorPiccolo: Does the defiler trigger with noncreature permanents?
rainreign7: maor removal
headdeskdev: Arrest triggers defiler
AzaleaCloud: We're pretty okay on removal tbh.
MegaDosX: !card defiler of faith
LRRbot: Defiler of Faith [3WW] | Creature — Phyrexian Human [5/5] | Vigilance / As an additional cost to cast white permanent spells, you may pay 2 life. Those spells cost {W} less to cast if you paid life this way. This effect reduces only the amount of white mana you pay. / Whenever you cast a white permanent spell, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
rainreign7: vampire?
AzaleaCloud: Now we're -amazing- on removal.
DoktorPiccolo: Land?
DoktorPiccolo: Noice
JonnyGlitched: Token Tokins
headdeskdev: Just cut the captains calls if you need to
AzaleaCloud: We can still probably get away with splashing red for Frenzy. With those 2 Sunlit Marsh in the bank.
Eggmojii: are ya winning son
Eggmojii: I mean, are ya winning mate
AzaleaCloud: Half-invisible Beej. o.o
itira: that was awkward LUL
Gaz_L: non-corporeal Beej
JonnyGlitched: Hi Beej!
JonnyGlitched: Beej doesn't want to co-host?
multiranger17: teh connoisseuer is something to do with your tokens
Xaunaught: High bar right there
Wolfstrike_NL: invissibeej
Eggmojii: you got beej'd
Gaz_L: after spending how many days in a car with him in the Yukon?
JonnyGlitched: He is a level 5 judge after all
DoktorPiccolo: I missed it, what did beej do?
Gaz_L: hugged Adam
headdeskdev: Yeah i like that
Juliamon: #justbeejthings
JonnyGlitched: Aww I was tabbed out I missed the hug
headdeskdev: Id play the second extinguish
pigpen_mostly: Hello drafter to my right. Now thyat I see what you drafted I'm glad I abandoned black. Glad to see you got all those sweet white cards I passed in pack 2.
JonnyGlitched: Thank you @AzaleaCloud
pigpen_mostly: I wound up in UR spells
headdeskdev: Its still really good - 6 pieces of quality removal
AzaleaCloud: I R good at clipping. :D
QuantumTwitch: I would have dropped the Faithbonder for the 3/2 take 2dmg
Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh no, a Bushwagg
MegaDosX: !card phyrexian warhorse
LRRbot: Phyrexian Warhorse [3B] | Creature — Phyrexian Horse [3/3] | Kicker {W} / When Phyrexian Warhorse enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token. / {1}, Sacrifice another creature: Phyrexian Warhorse gets +2/+1 until end of turn.
androgyknits: hi friends, are we winnin'?
MegaDosX: Ooofta
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zarbit: Hello! I think Adam's doing a great job.
MegaDosX: Imagine if you still had the Defiler for that turn >_>
ThorSokar: what's the fancy drink?
thebluecosmonaut: bro you should play that extinguish the light
Juliamon: Cranberry ginger ale
MegaDosX: @thebluecosmonaut Which one?
AzaleaCloud: Hey, no backseating. :p
ThorSokar: lolol
MegaDosX: Hurk
thebluecosmonaut: i'm passenger seating
Juliamon: oh, hi
AzaleaCloud: Hi Jaya o_o
Bearudite: wow they let anyone chat in here
TheWriterAleph: cheez it, it's the Blaird
MegaDosX: You can get Jaya with that can't you?
passwordlost_hereiam: Nice light ya got there. Be a real shame if something... extinguished it
Wolfstrike_NL: creature or planeswalker yea
MegaDosX: !card extinguish the light
LRRbot: Extinguish the Light [2BB] | Instant | Destroy target creature or planeswalker. If its mana value was 3 or less, you gain 3 life.
Umandsf: The flavor!
MegaDosX: That is also /extremely/ on flavour
thebluecosmonaut: 🧠
drcthulu: rtfm
thebluecosmonaut: see what did i tell him
drcthulu: reading the cards, explains the cards
GoodEatsAntix: Yeah, but now you can just pegasus her to death and extinguish the creature
GoodEatsAntix: Er...
AzaleaCloud: JAMES
saucemaster5000: Yup, that's the only thing wrong with this game
offbeatwitch: lands forever
drcthulu: the touch of James lingers
thebluecosmonaut: red should have counterspells
MegaDosX: I think you need to sanctify the streaming room the way this is going
ThorSokar: Is there a James in the building
thebluecosmonaut: then magic is perfect
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DAC169: good time for a choking miasma
DAC169: darn FeelsBadMan
MegaDosX: Jaya
passwordlost_hereiam: Jana Proudmoor
saucemaster5000: Jane Eyre
MegaDosX: Hand seems fine
Akaias: Jaya Proudmeme
Harvest25: Jane Seymour?
thebluecosmonaut: cut down seems good card
Laserbeaks_Fury: Janna Toplane
kumatsu: I knew it, Jaya is a dreadlord
AzaleaCloud: Jaula Poundstone
graal_smith: how much of the "elevated message" money actually goes to the streamer?
Juliamon: Not actually sure.
MegaDosX: A single untapped land makes next turn spicy
DudelidouX: So now we need 3 lands in a row...
graal_smith: Also, why wouldn't you just buy the same message 3 times for $30 instead of the $100 for 2.5 minutes?
MegaDosX: Unfortunate
AzaleaCloud: We have entered late game.
Juliamon: "Creators receive a 70/30 split of elevated chats purchased by viewers, after taxes and fees."
MegaDosX: At least you can cast it >_>
Mistborn83: wow the elevate message thing on twitch is gross.
thebluecosmonaut: itslike bits but worse
Juliamon: It's a new garbage scheme I guess
Mistborn83: I can pay money to put my message up higher
thebluecosmonaut: im good, very tired now that im on klonopin and other meds
thebluecosmonaut: and stressed w work
thebluecosmonaut: but im being cute and queer so i got that going for me
graal_smith: @Juliamon Because if there's one thing Amazon is good at, it's garbage monetization
AzaleaCloud: That was kinda... mid payoff for all that ramping OP did last turn.
Mistborn83: Downloading now and pumped to play Moonbreaker!
AnAnonymousCheerer: Anon100
MegaDosX: Land off the top
thebluecosmonaut: yeah me
JonnyGlitched: I'm not cute, I don't know if Agender is Queer
MegaDosX: In face Plains off the top would be amazing
Wolfstrike_NL: Tapped land on top
AzaleaCloud: I'd say it counts, Jonny.
graal_smith: @thebluecosmonaut Meanwhile I'm unappealing and straight... WHYYYY?
Drathak: xomHYPERS we draftin in here friends
DAC169: anyone else been seeing a lot of people using large decks lately? aipThink
passwordlost_hereiam: I'd rather be a Boon Maker than a Moon Breaker
Drathak: I was just outside moon baking if you know what I mean wink
Mistborn83: When James was playing?
ThorSokar: like turn 2?
MegaDosX: It's been several turns since you last drew a land
Wolfstrike_NL: Turn 2 or 3
MegaDosX: Finally.
AzaleaCloud: Not the color we needed, but we can honse.
MegaDosX: Would it have been worth playing the Arena unkicked?
drcthulu: hill giant, go
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Terra_Tower: ok im back from the announcements
passwordlost_hereiam: The last game with the first deckand this game are proof that screw is better than flood.
MegaDosX: Oh that's gotta go away asap
graal_smith: Do eet
MegaDosX: Yeah the Sleeper can gain deathtouch
MagicHippie1972: get rid of blockers
MegaDosX: At least you can Soultender the Defiler back if you want it
passwordlost_hereiam: Not ideal but I think you're still favored pretty heavily
JonnyGlitched: You've got this
AzaleaCloud: GG!
AzaleaCloud: FBtouchdown
MagicHippie1972: yay
MegaDosX: Ayyyyyyy
MegaDosX: Got there
ThorSokar: composGG
JonnyGlitched: seabatClap
drcthulu: the curse has migrated
AzaleaCloud: That was a GRIND.
thebluecosmonaut: okbyeeee
Bearudite: fine geeze
CastleOtranto: Eh, I stretched earlier
JonnyGlitched: I've been getting these coughing fits where I get dizzy and a really bad headache, I'm sure it's fine.
Wolfstrike_NL: I think I will stretch after I get out of bed, tomorrow
Sorator13: @JonnyGlitched :(
CastleOtranto: @JonnyGlitched I'd say you should get that checked out, but I understand that if you're a fellow American, you probably can't
JonnyGlitched: I'm pretty sure it's "flu like symptoms" from running out of my meds. Not dangerous to do, just unplesant
Sorator13: very unpleasant!
JonnyGlitched: @CastleOtranto I'm seeing my doctor on wednsday but I'm pretty sure it's from my SSRIs, or lack therof
CastleOtranto: @JonnyGlitched I wish you the best
JonnyGlitched: Also, hayfever from the season changing
JonnyGlitched: thank you @CastleOtranto
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JonnyGlitched: UPPR
AzaleaCloud: Hope you feel better soon @JonnyGlitched
JonnyGlitched: thank you @AzaleaCloud
JonnyGlitched: Your Bard looks so happy
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Drathak: I'm quickly approaching wizardly beard status
JonnyGlitched: I bought some cheap clippers for my beard and they keep getting stoved up and dying
AzaleaCloud: 36 months = 3 years.
Toonela: You have a beard barber?
kewkyc: excited to enter toddlerdom
ThorSokar: after 48 I stumble on the math
JonnyGlitched: it's 3 years Adam
headdeskdev: Yeah def
Going_Medium: 100 months=1 year
mjiig: I don't know why I was forced to memorise the 12 times table in primary school, but for some reason it's still in my brain...
CastleOtranto: I can't wait until I hit 120 and let the streamer do the math
Bearudite: someday object permanence will be a thing
BrindleBoar: santa: no longer effing around
ghizmou: My barber always tell me I'm allowed to cut my beard in between visits
JonnyGlitched: You always cute
Faulpyr subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 103 months!
Faulpyr: What about this one? 103/12 is just too much for my brain
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Sorator13: you're *allowed*, but why would you *want* to
uchihab7: yeah knowing myself i screw it up somehow if i attempt to cut it myself
Zanathosis: But Adam, you're always cute
CastleOtranto: An Adam is allowed to feel cute, as a treat
ThorSokar: but he doesn't always FEEL cute
Going_Medium: You should stop doing the math at 11 yrs, because 12 years in months is gross.
Sorator13: @Going_Medium ha
JonnyGlitched: I swear my shitty clippers make my beard look shitty
AzaleaCloud: Please don't give Adam math quizzes. You don't need math to play Magic, you just need to turn creatures sideways until the client informs you a player has lost.
drcthulu: because in dominaria big butts are evil
JonnyGlitched: I wouldn't think it would make such a big difference
CastleOtranto: @Going_Medium *slow clap* (with respect)
KingOfDoma: Howdy howdy. How goes the battle?
KingOfDoma: You're five months short of nine years. Trust me, I know.
AzaleaCloud: Battlefly clock~
Sorator13: !card Knight of Dawn's Light
LRRbot: Knight of Dawn's Light [1W] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | First strike / If you would gain life, you gain that much life plus 1 instead. / {1}{W}: Knight of Dawn's Light gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
AzaleaCloud: XD
AzaleaCloud: Perfect analogy!
Sorator13: couldn't remember if that has the same pump as the black one
ThorSokar: Just here doin' work boss!
ghizmou: being the annoying mosquito that iut is
JonnyGlitched: Who would've thought a 1/1 flyer for 1 would be good? Everyone.
ineluki__: !card battlefly swarm
LRRbot: Battlefly Swarm [B] | Creature — Phyrexian Insect [1/1] | Flying / {B}: Battlefly Swarm gains deathtouch until end of turn.
AzaleaCloud: Remember when the best 1/1 flyer for 1 was Suntail Hawk? I do. And I'm not even a member of Pepperidge Farm.
ThorSokar: wooo!
JonnyGlitched: Don't burn it!
drcthulu: Adam's getting antsy
LoadingReadyRun: so anyway
ghizmou: very theater kid of you
JonnyGlitched: @LoadingReadyRun Imposter!
Sorator13: hey wait a second
Faulpyr: It's the fly doing such a good job
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drcthulu: so you're getting the human version of the zoomies?
JonnyGlitched: sure why not
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ArkhamArchivist: A Baker's Three Years
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Diabore: adam is the enbodyment of human zoomies
JonnyGlitched: "Very Smart" *Sips Scalding hot tea*
AzaleaCloud: @Diabore Nah, that's Ben. Ben's just rubbing off on Adam.
passwordlost_hereiam: Keeper Sutherland
LoadingReadyRun: We've been involuntarily opted into the Twitch experiment for "pay to pin your chat messages", so... that's... fun?
drcthulu: good ole black/white removal.dek
Sorator13: @LoadingReadyRun new revenue stream: unlocked
ThorSokar: OH, that's what that is
Marcanius: Oh wow, Meld is back in Brother's War
r10pez10: novelty earns monies
ThorSokar: I just clicked the (x) like I do with every other new feature
jessieimproved: @LoadingReadyRun ew
LoadingReadyRun: lrrGRAHAM
LoadingReadyRun: you got me
AzaleaCloud: Graham types like he talks, now that you mention it.
ThorSokar: 100% Graham
Diabore: adam giving away secrets
JonnyGlitched: Paul is very recognizable because he always lrrPAUL emotes
LoadingReadyRun: @AzaleaCloud I try to!
r10pez10: to be fair, chat talks like they type
Sorator13: and here I recognized paul by his "hello!"
Sorator13: @r10pez10 oh, ow, that hurts
Karvamammutti: hello frens
Wolfstrike_NL: James would have made fun of aDAM FIRST
Wolveroo: How is everyone doing today?
Wolfstrike_NL: something went wrong with caps there :/
namagem1: hey adam
Sorator13: I am sick, but I just got groceries, so that's good
jacqui_lantern234: oh, look! its a beautiful group of friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!! <3
namagem1: this is my first LRRmtg that isnt a preprerelease
AzaleaCloud: That was kind of a butt-clenching attack there... I would have gotten real worried if they'd taken the block trade.
passwordlost_hereiam: My first potroast of the fall/winter season is only 90m from done
Hulyen: covid booster hit me like a truck :P
SquareDotCube: I mean, if Twitch wants to do something new, get rid of bits, but instead of bits just make it a cash donation
AzaleaCloud: *knocks top of deck* GET INTO MY SWAMP
Sorator13: @AzaleaCloud LUL
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namagem1: Bro Bro Bro Bro Bro Bro Bro(btw BRO spoilers look sweet)
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AzaleaCloud: Eyyyy :D
AzaleaCloud: Every time! DX
Sorator13: @passwordlost_hereiam ooh, you brought enough to share with the chat, right?
theclawmasheen: its ok we can destroy the evil prayer
Diabore: that block seemed questionabkle
TheNahgg: couldve put the 1/1 on the 3/1 and save the 2/2
Genasi_Gaming: shh
laundreydhull: Finality, chat! The "Waiting for the Server..." MTGWeekly hath ended!
AzaleaCloud: No backseating~
ghizmou: filthy
passwordlost_hereiam: @Sorator13 By my math you each get... .00625lbs of chuck roast and 1/6th of a potato
laundreydhull: @AzaleaCloud Who's back wut now?
TheNahgg: killing keldon before attacks means those 1/1 lose haste
ghizmou: high
BatenicYork: lmao
ThorSokar: common LAND
laundreydhull: ow.
headdeskdev: Why
BatenicYork: LUL
AzaleaCloud: Well we're dead. LUL
dabomb1313: LUL
headdeskdev: I mean ....
Sorator13: @passwordlost_hereiam delicious!!
Diabore: the 3-peat
mrbalboa: ggs
brainbosh: That destroy evil tho, could have killed the prayer
artemi7: Strike Team seems pretty deece...
drcthulu: it'd suck to flip the abomination off that
Diabore: thats how i usually play magic
thegitrogsquirrel: what kind of porridge does your brain feel like?
AzaleaCloud: This is MTG speed chess, this game.
passwordlost_hereiam: At the very least your dfraft brain is still firing cause this deck is pretty sweet
onekitchenknife: hey i like porridge!
Diabore: hehe, nit
Diabore: nut*
Sorator13: I cannot handle the texture of porridge
jacqui_lantern234: hehehehe maple
brainbosh: Maple nut has some chunks in it, so you should be good sometimes
ThorSokar: well, at least it's TASTY porridge
jaimeblacken: swear-a-minute
AugmentingPath: onekitchenknife but do you let it play magic for you?
ghizmou: that extra 1 life Kreygasm
Sorator13: hey, now you can destroy evil!
Sorator13: :D
ChrisPjuegos: just as he forsaw in the maple nut porridge
AzaleaCloud: I didn't realize this draft deck was just Black-White Bear Force One.
Sorator13: I would've played Vivisector first, but yes
AzaleaCloud: Hey Ben! :D
TheWriterAleph: hi ben!
Sorator13: su-wheet
artemi7: That;s a lot of beer
Going_Medium: Ice bucket challenge pong?
ArkhamArchivist: Love Growler Pong
saucemaster5000: Only Ben can plauy
SquareDotCube: Ultimate Coffee Pong?
ArtemisHuntress: Ya know, Desert Bus is coming up...
Sorator13: ooh, good point
ArtemisHuntress: A wild Beej appears!
SolarBlitz1: Ghost beej!
Drathak: xomHYPERS
AzaleaCloud: XD
TheWriterAleph: hi beej!
Wolveroo: It's BeninPlad and Beejinshades
Diabore: with a spoon?
Sorator13: sometimes LRR is just chaos incarnate, and I love it
ThorSokar: WHO eats pancakes with a SPOON
Sorator13: Fancy that!
artemi7: Beej, you have to use Airplane noises
itira: Adam, what is wrong with YOU
Going_Medium: I think you have to make the full sandwich.... Where's your salt?
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Duck1 tqsPancakes mmmmm
thegitrogsquirrel: pancakes or porridge?
SquareDotCube: the plane wants to go in the hangar, Adam
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Drathak: Adam he had to socially distance for years and you deny him close pancakes like this
BrowneePoints: Hiya Beej! Hope your eyes are doing better!
jacqui_lantern234: beej? politely what the heck?
onekitchenknife: can i redeem channel pts to have beej feed adam pancakes?
DAC169: hi Beej! aipHi lrrBEEJ
195 raiders from benjamin_wheeler have joined!
DigitalSeahorse: at least it wasn't feet this time
theamc2000: Yo
DAC169: bye Beej aipCry
ThorSokar: Beej has SPECIAL eyes
magnolia_queenx: howdy
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Sibwow: lurm tug lets goooo
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DigitalSeahorse: xD
tehfewl: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
itira: lolol
BrowneePoints: Hi Heather!
Roger_Job329: Wheelers here
Zu_o: So many good visitors
SquareDotCube: Beej has seen through the Matrix
Drathak: Did she just are ya winning son? you?
DAC169: hi Ben! aipHi hi raiders! aipHi
SolarBlitz1: "I lost, I'm free!"
Wolfstrike_NL: So many people at the office now
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jaimeblacken: those pancakes
DigitalSeahorse: Zu_o mister165Tailswave vicksyWave
nilsrebby: Ben "Raid" Wheeler
ThorSokar: you were too busy winning
BrowneePoints: oh yea. Revealing a 15 mana Urza Planeswalker AND the return of Meld at the same time was a power move by WotC
saucemaster5000: Alright chat I'm making chili dogs who wants one?
Diabore: wasnt cut down
BrowneePoints: why can't she be an Orc
BrowneePoints: what's wrong with Orc Lady Knights
TheThirdTail: You can't just ask somewhere why they're an orc
gamercat88: ludo
pipshardfour: ludo sad
couchboyj: Op technically following instructions
ThorSokar: welcome to Whale Sounds with Adam, today we have special guest Beej
KingOfDoma: omg they played the followup to storm crow
Sorator13: I would, the deathtouch is annoying
DAC169: CAN you? yes. should you? maybe
GredGredmansson: Hey everyone, just stopping by, how's everyone-ASHNOD'S GETTING A CARD
nilsrebby: if they trade you get giant
BrowneePoints: *shoves Ashnod in a locker* GIX! GIX! GIX!(and Hurkyl)
headdeskdev: Creature dying would have let you play your necromass
BrowneePoints: Gix's art goes SO hard
AzaleaCloud: big BIG big damage
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jacqui_lantern234: @GredGredmansson finally, we get to splashnod
AzaleaCloud: Oh no opponent, that was incorrect!
Sorator13: phasing out - not technically the same as exiling, and it matters!
BloodnBullets: OP definitely thought that would poof the token
Sorator13: hmmm
MegaDosX: Good question
wandering_t: or they might not want to turn those into 2/2s I guess?
papagette: the dont become 2 2 s this way
couchboyj: Not phasing vampis crazy
jimmythebusdriver: phasing out their own kills them I guess
Diabore: james?
Diabore: where james? under the desk?
Faulpyr: Game: You ASKED for lands
SagaMonstrum: Is there a name for the avatar LRR uses on Arena?
AzaleaCloud: I've decided I hate stun counters with a burning passion.
SagaMonstrum: He's a little funky eye man
MegaDosX: Boo, opponent
Juliamon: SagaMonstrum Fblthp
Sorator13: @SagaMonstrum that's Fblthp!
MaygeKyatt: @SagaMonstrum Fblthp!
Sorator13: (pronounced "fibble-thip")
SagaMonstrum: Wha- is that real? I love it
Sorator13: they're a homunculus
Juliamon: !card fblthp
LRRbot: Fblthp, the Lost [1U] | Legendary Creature — Homunculus [1/1] | When Fblthp, the Lost enters the battlefield, draw a card. If it entered from your library or was cast from your library, draw two cards instead. / When Fblthp becomes the target of a spell, shuffle Fblthp into its owner's library.
SagaMonstrum: They're just a little guy
couchboyj: Askinf for lands is always begging for a curled finger on the monkey's paw
MaygeKyatt: they're originally from.... ravnica? I think?
Sorator13: they're on a surprising amount of card art :D
BrowneePoints: yep Fblthp is from Rav
Juliamon: They were originally on the card art for Totally Lost
AzaleaCloud: Fblthp is a fan favorite.
MaygeKyatt: they've been refenenced in card art and flavor text a number of times
MegaDosX: Do we Extinguish the Conscript so it can't keep coming back? >_>
Juliamon: Even had a little official plushie made of em
Sorator13: @MegaDosX Extinguish wouldn't prevent that...?
MegaDosX: Oh right
MegaDosX: Nevermind
MegaDosX: I thought it was exile for some reason >_>
Juliamon: Everyone loves Fblthp
Sorator13: I wish!
MegaDosX: I am the silly
AzaleaCloud: It seems like it should be exile, doesn't it. Based on the name and the mana cost.
Sorator13: @Juliamon I did not know this; I need one immediately
Diabore: op put up a fight
Karvamammutti: That almost got tight.
MegaDosX: In my defense most four mana kill spells in black are exile right now >_>
BrowneePoints: Adam's got the Magic Zoomies
AzaleaCloud: You're gaming, Adam. That's why you're getting the mushy-headed dopamines.
SagaMonstrum: How're you feeling on the format so far btw Adam?
BloodnBullets: meh, off days happen. I'm still enjoying the stream
SagaMonstrum: It looks like a lot of fun on Arena, even if I don't play it. It's been good for Commander but thats almost any set these days
Datnade012: I've been enjoying this format more than BG and NC
couchboyj: High skill cap format I think
BloodnBullets: im kinda over dominaria as a setting. I didn't play the old sets so i have no nostalgic attachment and the sets are SO "hey remember this thing?!"
Juliamon: There's actually *two* Fblthp plush, one that's a "gamer pouch" with a zipper pocket, and one that's just a normal plush
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Karvamammutti: I feel like MTG deserves a little break storywise. The multiverse has been on the brink of devastation for years now. We need a beach episode set.
Rekos3: @Karvamammutti eldraine
SagaMonstrum: Beach episode, we go back to Strixhaven
laundreydhull: @BloodnBullets Y'know what would make the best setting after Ixal/aine!?
definenull: oh god eldraine *was* the beach episode last time wasnt it
AzaleaCloud: @Karvamammutti If you ignore the story involving that one cult, Strixhaven was -kinda- like a beach episode...
SagaMonstrum: The royal scions have to pass their exams
laundreydhull: "Waiting for the Server..."
Datnade012: we need vorinclex in a bikini
Kaaosa: it's the magic boy
saucemaster5000: Which set was the Onsen episode?
Karvamammutti: I mean Teferi chilling on the beach drinking a mai tai or something.
MegaDosX: !card weatherlight compleated
LRRbot: Weatherlight Compleated [2] | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [5/5] | Flying / As long as Weatherlight Compleated has four or more phyresis counters on it, it's a Phyrexian creature in addition to its other types. / Whenever a creature you control dies, put a phyresis counter on Weatherlight Compleated. Then draw a card if it has seven or more phyresis counters on it. If it doesn't, scry 1.
BloodnBullets: what im hearing hear is that Will and Rowan are the beach episode characters
SagaMonstrum: Onsen was definitely Ikoria
AzaleaCloud: @BloodnBullets Yes.
laundreydhull: @Karvamammutti only if he be Compleated.
MegaDosX: Boo
SagaMonstrum: Will & Rowan with their weird uncle Garruk
laundreydhull: onlycompleats
BrowneePoints: I highly doubt they are going to compleat the most visible Black Planeswalker they have
MegaDosX: Oh well, at least you gained the life from it
definenull: afr was the story arc featuring the transfer student
AzaleaCloud: That's true, Eldraine didn't really matter much to the big honkin' "multiverse is doomed" story arc, huh.
MegaDosX: !card hurloon battle hymn
LRRbot: Hurloon Battle Hymn [2R] | Instant | Kicker {W} / Hurloon Battle Hymn deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If this spell was kicked, you gain 4 life.
Diabore: battlehym?
Grimnus: Hurloon battle hymn
BrowneePoints: Correct Eldraine was right after War and was used as a way to ease back on the gas pedal
laundreydhull: @MegaDosX Life: its "for the W E A K. . . "!!
ox42: Kicker for a white to also heal 4
BrowneePoints: just like how Wilds of Eldraine is coming after War of the Machine/Aftermath
definenull: "easing on the gas pedal" is probably the most ironic thing ever
AzaleaCloud: "Let's just chill and read children's bedtime stories for a few months."
laundreydhull: @BrowneePoints Exactly! The Perfect stage of MTG to setup for "Waiting for the Server..."
BloodnBullets: huh, eldraine feels like more than 3 years ago. i guess they have been a very LONG 3 years...
Karvamammutti: Oh crap. Eldraine truly was the beach episode. Hooolyyy
SagaMonstrum: They just pumped out a lot of sets inbetween, thats part of why it felt so long ago
definenull: "let's chill on the world building and break constructed instead"
BrowneePoints: @definenull I was talking story, nowhere were people talking about cards at all
SagaMonstrum: That and the panini
MegaDosX: That's a cool ship you have there opponent. It would be a shame if...something happened to it.
AzaleaCloud: The untold but very real symptom of covid: the breakdown of linear time.
MegaDosX: I think that was the right call
dwchief: "But I JUST got my boat!"
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ThorSokar: that seems right
Vandristine: how did the boat fall off the boat
Diabore: them at 1? they can have no non lands
Sorator13: HOlding it would be reasonable, but there's not a lot of difference, probably
definenull: @BrowneePoints yeah ik i was being facetious :P
Sogheim: every now and then the *real* Canadian accent comes out
saucemaster5000: beardcheck trimcheck paycheck
Diabore: we cry
MegaDosX: Only one blue source fortunately
Sorator13: beardcheck paycheck vibecheck
MegaDosX: Oh look a thing you can cut down
laundreydhull: Can the Op really comeback from this?
BrowneePoints: they were hoping that'd be a life raff-t
MegaDosX: Opponent is in a rough spot right now
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rainreign7: why not cut down on end step?
BrowneePoints: cuz he's making them have it
laundreydhull: I'd run. Sorry, I know I would.
MegaDosX: !card take up the shield
LRRbot: Take Up the Shield [1W] | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains lifelink and indestructible until end of turn.
AzaleaCloud: Wilds of Eldraine: "We're goin' to the beach! It's the beach episode!"
MegaDosX: Now do they have it?
AzaleaCloud: Lost Caves of Ixalan: "This isn't the beach, this is a bathtub!"
Vandristine: Shield up the Light
MegaDosX: There's the hymn you were expecting
brainbosh: Big brain to cut down your own creature to pre vent the life gain
definenull: oofa
narwhalrus7: good thing they didn't cast those in the other order
MegaDosX: Opponent is still in a rough spot
MegaDosX: That Knight is absurd
Grimnus: Formats full of crazy 2 drops tbh
Blasteg: GG
AzaleaCloud: Eyyyy
AzaleaCloud: FBtouchdown
Datnade012: maple nuts
DudelidouX: My best draft when first pick knight, second knight, third knight
definenull: first strike *and* fire breathing?
ThorSokar: FBtouchdown
BloodnBullets: wow I hadn't read that knight before, eww
Diabore: you get to come back for sunday
ThorSokar: Keepin' the job for ONE more week!
jacqui_lantern234: @Datnade012 maple deez nutz
definenull: adam is a net positive for everyone
saucemaster5000: good thing too that was your last chance
dwchief: I keep getting passed a solid Boros aggro deck lately... everyone wants to do shenanigans and I am just happy with good beaters I guess
MegaDosX: That is a tough choice
MegaDosX: URGHivian Cavalier
AzaleaCloud: ARRRRRG
definenull: official sound effect
jacqui_lantern234: benginUrgh
dwchief: ARUUGHHH
MegaDosX: Opponent he said /not/ to do that, smh my head
Datnade012: @jacqui_lantern234 damn, burned :)
AzaleaCloud: And now it's in your hand.
SagaMonstrum: Honestly I'm excited for Eldraine if only because I want another set that'll feature Knights more than Soldiers and Warriors
AzaleaCloud: XD
SagaMonstrum: My Knight commander deck needs more knights
AzaleaCloud: "OGG"
Bearudite: kremling. wav
definenull: that's raff buddy
MegaDosX: He's under arrest!
Vandristine: Raff is under arrest
MegaDosX: Booooooo
Vandristine: dinged
MegaDosX: Opponent hates fun confirmed
Sorator13: oof
AzaleaCloud: You gotta do that Kremling noise when you play removal now, just bounce it off the card's "head" and be like "OGG."
F1SHOR: why was twitch asking my to pay money to chat LUL
definenull: casual full domain btw
Sorator13: Arena: But do you want to respond by Cutting Down your Rager?
onion_flake: but 1/1
Sorator13: Well, in this case you don't get the 1/1
Vandristine: innate hatred of blue
brainbosh: I mean there the counter spell was worse than removal for the token
MegaDosX: Oh boy
MegaDosX: Make them have it
definenull: oofa
Vandristine: def have shore up
AzaleaCloud: Got 'eeeeem.
MegaDosX: You do miss out on the lifegain but oh well
Nydestroyer: shore dont
Sorator13: @Nydestroyer LUL
definenull: they def have the terror
Diabore: nope
Datnade012: nope
ThorSokar: A LONG time ago
MegaDosX: I'm shocked.
laundreydhull: Who is the Terror?
shurtal: "Popular Chuck Norris" ?
AzaleaCloud: They reprinted Impulse? Yeouch.
Datnade012: never even heard of it
dwchief: charles
jacqui_lantern234: hot take: MANY chuck norris films suck
DAC169: are you the Hero?! aipAwww
definenull: you're terror-ng me apart, lisa!
saucemaster5000: I'll see that and raise you CHuck Norris' "Top Dog" where his partner is a dog who doesn't play by the rules
laundreydhull: >_<
MegaDosX: James pls
SagaMonstrum: I love old timey movies though, old movie camp is excellent
shurtal: is James filming in studio c?
MegaDosX: Five turn clock let's go
ThorSokar: I think you could even upgrade that "many" to a "most" and still be right
Sorator13: idk, Texas Ranger was pretty good (mini chuck norris film = tv show, right?)
Nydestroyer: Chuck manjoni from King of the Hill is the superior chuck Kappa
MegaDosX: Uh oh
definenull: fail to find?
jacqui_lantern234: oh no! Mike Romancer! :p
MegaDosX: And yeah they did fail to find on Micromancer
MegaDosX: Interesting
SagaMonstrum: It doesn't take much to be the better Chuck if you're comparing against Chuck Norris though, dude's terrible
definenull: OOFA
dwchief: woof
Sorator13: oh dear
AzaleaCloud: My Cromancer! My Manwich! My petunias!!
definenull: that has lifelink too?!?
MegaDosX: Yeah it does
jacqui_lantern234: @AzaleaCloud FUCK now i wanna watch futurama
MegaDosX: Adam needs removal immediately or he's dead
Sorator13: @definenull Well yes; that's why it's not a 4/4! Kappa
48 raiders from unarmedoracle have joined!
GapFiller: CAM RAID!!! unarmeHeart unarmeHeart unarmeHeart
SagaMonstrum: Wait how'd they trigger it twice?
AzaleaCloud: Eeeey welcome raiders. :D
MegaDosX: Raiders!
DAC169: I still don't like how Lifelink & Deathtouch creatures apply those when they Tim aipSRSLY
definenull: welcome raiders!
fhorrigan: Yeowch
Sorator13: Cam! Friend! Hello!
josh___something: Hi adam!
TheAinMAP: unarmeHeart unarmeHeart unarmeHeart
SnackPak_: sup
Mushbie: unarmeHeart unarmeHeart unarmeHeart unarmeHeart
jacqui_lantern234: hey Cam + Fam
BloodnBullets: do we have a board wipe...?
Luminaire_p: lumina1Heart
serramarkov: Hi Adam!
MegaDosX: I think you're exactsies dead
Silver_Slip: woo!
laundreydhull: That alot of non-removing
Luminaire_p: unarmeHeart
tyrsredritehand: unarmeHeart unarmeHeart unarmeHeart lrrHORN
Diabore: cam fam
Luminaire_p: Cammune
GapFiller: Cam Fam
tyrsredritehand: Camune
Silver_Slip: squirts
Datnade012: cam hounds
Kain2270: Cameroonians.
DAC169: hi Cam! aipHi lrrCAMERON
shurtal: is that pronounced like Commune, or Ramune?
Simriel: Cameron Lauder sends his regards.
Juliamon: I don't know why it's not the Cameraderie
MegaDosX: Oh hey opponent didn't see lethal
GapFiller: shurtal yes
F1SHOR: cameron fodder :P
ox42: 7/7 first strike can clear most of their board though right?
Simriel: @Juliamon Oh that's much better
jacqui_lantern234: @shurtal uhh..... yes :p
Sorator13: swamp is basically removal, right?
sugarsh0t: omg Cameron Fodder is REALLY GOOD
Silver_Slip: ok that one was good
SnackPak_: F1SHOR sergeJustRight
shurtal: @GapFiller @jacqui_lantern234 I was resolved to walk right into that
ThorSokar: yea, you're 100% dead
NullOfSpace: @sorator13 Same color, same thing
ArdCollider: we're the cammune but we should be the camarilla
definenull: they're holding back for settle Kappa
MegaDosX: You've been dead for two turns trbf >_>
dwchief: nice angel, check out my bug loser!
ox42: they missed it last turn soooo
gualdhar: maybe, OP is an idiot. you never know
shurtal: maybe they don't see it from behind their wall of beef
definenull: *now* we're dead
MegaDosX: They had you exactsies dead two turns ago but missed it
Juliamon: *maybe op could make a mistake
MegaDosX: From hell's heart, says the insect
definenull: ooh!
AzaleaCloud: I still think that deck was pretty good.
gualdhar: yeah I could have worded that to not be a jerk
eshplode: Hot damn. I forgot that was this weekend
ThorSokar: looking forward to it
shurtal: are we not gonna pay for the whole seat, cause we'll only need the eeeeeedge
Roger_Job329: From Minneapolis
definenull: \o/ take our energy
NullOfSpace: Actual maro boutta be there
Diabore: now you remember
Underachiever28: Looiking forward to it
lamina5432: i have yet to see a 7-0 in dominaria
definenull: c'mon no whammies
MegaDosX: Spicy
F1SHOR: my teams in the footy grand final the day before so hopefully im busy for this one
jacqui_lantern234: @lamina5432 adam's a 7-0 person in my heart
MegaDosX: It's a wrath at its floor that can save your things with enough mana
Sorator13: It's extremely good
Laserbeaks_Fury: Holy crap, $5 and you only make people look at it for 30s?
Sorator13: I played one draft with it and it won me at least two games almost entirely on its own
F1SHOR: the team i support in the NRL (national rugby league) its my team vs my home town
Spades_Slicc: Have you seen new Urza?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Elevated chat, yeah
Juliamon: yeah, it's kinda a massive ripoff
dwchief: I've never cast it but having it cast against me was awful so yeah, I think its solid
groulux: Looking forward to it. going to miss my LGS 's unfinity draft. so i will be living vicariously trhough you
MegaDosX: Yeah first Brother's War spoilers came out today
MegaDosX: New Urza is...something
WarKr0: 30 seconds in a busy twitch chat is alot tbf
WarKr0: its presumably designed for hottub streams or something anyhow
Spades_Slicc: May I link to new urza?
Laserbeaks_Fury: BTW, LRR seems to be on this Elevated Chat thing, can folks opt out?
Juliamon: We're literally not allowed to opt out of it though, so...
frozenphoenix7: Hi Adam. I was told by the Twitter-sphere to come tell you that you were doing a great job. So I'm telling you that you're doing an amazing job instead.
Juliamon: Laserbeaks_Fury Channels were randomly chosen, can't opt in, can't opt out
Sogheim: why does the new Urza have pool balls for eyes? it reminds me of something... @Spades_Slicc ideas?
definenull: is firenado too slow?
frozenphoenix7: @Sogheim Because he put them in his eyes
lamina5432: meld is back yes
GapFiller: having missed the memo what exactly is the elevated chat thing all abt
Spades_Slicc: @Sogheim Perhaps he found a puppet, perhaps he stole it's eyes
Juliamon: GapFiller Youtube superchat, but Twitch
tyrsredritehand: Because urza is super edgslord
Sogheim: @Spades_Slicc Li'l Cal! No!
GapFiller: Juliamon hlorf
Spades_Slicc: @Sogheim The eyes were never his to begin with
definenull: someone downstream is having a sick blue control deck
drcthulu: I don't mind monstrosity
narwhalrus7: protect is so good
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apexpredator603: Hey Adam i just wanted to say that you're pretty neat and while i dont love playing limited i love watching it anytime you stream it, much love lrrADAM lrrSHINE lrrADAM lrrSHINE
MegaDosX: I'm not a fan of the Loremaster personally
F1SHOR: its great but you have to build around it a little
Spades_Slicc: I'm bad at control so loremaster intrigues me but I don't know how to use it
ox42: prophecy is a house
Spades_Slicc: Mods may I post a link to the urza spoiler?
definenull: 5 spells and a terror lets go
Juliamon: Spades_Slicc Is it an official source?
MegaDosX: Now we just want more Terrors
Spades_Slicc: @Juliamon I hope the mtg twitter is an official account
Juliamon: Go ahead then
Spades_Slicc: Maybe you're grixis
definenull: feels bad the tribute didn't wheel
Trymantha: Adam you are doing an awesome job
drcthulu: temporal firestorm is good even if you can't kick it
Spades_Slicc: Meld's back baybee
definenull: vortex?
Juliamon: I'm glad they didn't give up on Meld
NarishmaReborn: all wraths dot deck
dwchief: so good!
drcthulu: oops all red aoe
YeomanAres: 4/4flyer always good
Juliamon: It was a fun idea that didn't get enough support
drcthulu: I like combat research
DrThud666: research
narwhalrus7: could speculate on the cavalier as the best card
pipshardfour: molten
Spades_Slicc: Meld, or as I like to call it: Legally distinct polymerization
Spades_Slicc: You have a 4/4 token
Sogheim: I'm gonna turn Melded Urza planeswalker into a creature and mutate onto it
rainreign7: monkey
Spades_Slicc: @Sogheim Croaking counterpart that
Gwyltt_by_association: Creamy izzet ahoy
Spades_Slicc: Temporal firestorm
definenull: what curve
tacocat64_: Copy also copies kicker right?
Spades_Slicc: "Mana costs are out of control" Whaddya mean? Tolarian Terror is a 1 drop
MegaDosX: Copy does indeed copy kicker
Sogheim: @Sogheim with a Vesuvan Duplimancy in play
jazzyjrw: Looks like red is just not open, just annoying two of our best cards are in red
Armoric: Don't speak ill of the packs or they'll give it back unto you
Sorator13: @tacocat64_ It does, but the copied firestorm would resolve before the kicker of the original firestorm
Gwyltt_by_association: Wipe and wipe again
Spades_Slicc: scatties
Ryxiene: How’re the games going today? ^ v ^
definenull: wall?
Sorator13: yeah, probably scatter
Sogheim: I'd maindeck the essence scatter and negate
Sogheim: for the synergy if nothing else
Spades_Slicc: Paranoid guy? It's another creature
Nydestroyer: Honestly I love the two drop guy that bounces himself, really good blicker lol
narwhalrus7: essence scatter is just a good card
Diabore: all done with brothers war stuff for now? im trying to be unspoiled
definenull: another stenn?
AzaleaCloud: Sorry I just stepped away to feed my cat, and how did we get so much good Jeskai passed to us? o.o
pipshardfour: terror
Juliamon: Diabore Yeah I think we're done
Armoric: Even the Lookout is pretty great
rainreign7: land
dwchief: nice!
definenull: WHAT
Diabore: @Juliamon cool, i know i cant go full unspoiled but im trying ma best
definenull: how is that hottie still in the pack
Gwyltt_by_association: Hawt diggity djinn!
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AzaleaCloud: Blue was suuuuuper open.
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: how2dota
F1SHOR: i swear i had almost this exact deck it was great
Bearudite: more like DOn'tA
Laserbeaks_Fury: thrill is like 2 spells in one
rainreign7: land
definenull: land?
MagicHippie1972: 4 drop
Sorator13: land or 4 drop, the eternal question
Timagio: Monke
Spades_Slicc: ape?
AzaleaCloud: And now it's time for Canada's hottest new game show: LAND or 4-DROP
definenull: just need one more playable to ship
Gwyltt_by_association: A terrorible pile
Timagio: @AzaleaCloud *wild cheering*
Spades_Slicc: wall?
Spades_Slicc: As many impulses as you can get sounds ... impulsive
dwchief: that artifact dude is a great fixer if you ever really need one
definenull: wow yeah blue is *really* open
Sorator13: Is Stenn bad? Stenn doesn't seem bad, but I've never seen it played.
Robot_Bones: And the pickles
Nydestroyer: Stenn is really good imo
TopHatPeezy: stenn > jhoira
rainreign7: don't need two combat research
Spades_Slicc: !card stenn
LRRbot: Stenn, Paranoid Partisan [WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | As Stenn, Paranoid Partisan enters the battlefield, choose a card type other than creature or land. / Spells you cast of the chosen type cost {1} less to cast. / {1}{W}{U}: Exile Stenn. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
Nydestroyer: I have had stenn hold down so many games by blinking himself after blocking
definenull: ship it
definenull: never look back
apexpredator603: i vote send it
Sorator13: @Nydestroyer oh wow, yeah, I didn't even think of that option
Spades_Slicc: Why can't I choose land with stenn?
Spades_Slicc: Wizards, please let me play badly
Sorator13: @Spades_Slicc stenn does not like lands
Sorator13: stenn is a mana rock kinda guy
dwchief: stupid sexy spider
Spades_Slicc: @Sorator13 Oh so he's new Karn's friend
Sorator13: @Sorator13 Stenn is a person who appreciates a good soup!
Nydestroyer: why not make a land a planes?
AzaleaCloud: Looks like we're about to Impulse for land, folks~
Gwyltt_by_association: Is that not the mana fixing pixie?
Timagio: The race is on
definenull: yikes
dwchief: dont forget about the pixie fixing :)
Sorator13: That is indeed the mana fixing pixie
Timagio: The race is halted
Spades_Slicc: !card pixie illusionist
LRRbot: Pixie Illusionist [U] | Creature — Faerie Wizard [1/1] | Kicker {3}{G} / Flying / If Pixie Illusionist was kicked, it enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it. / {T}: Target land you control becomes the basic land type of your choice until end of turn.
dabomb1313: Steady! Steady…
Spades_Slicc: not gonna hold up scatties? bold
AzaleaCloud: @dabomb1313 Ouch time.
bytecaster: So the no essence scatter call was right
definenull: snek time
definenull: ouch
Nydestroyer: team everything has reach
dwchief: @Nydestroyer Oppo really hates losing to flyers LUL
definenull: nice
tacocat64_: why does lizard sound like bear
Sogheim: it's a 2/2
Sogheim: 2/2's are bears
tacocat64_: True
AzaleaCloud: ^
Timagio: Math checks out
Laserbeaks_Fury: opponents pet has big Tonberry vibes
AzaleaCloud: Da Bears
LoadingReadyRun: @Laserbeaks_Fury And then he STABS you
Timagio: @Laserbeaks_Fury To quote Graham: "...and then he STABS YA!"
Timagio: Dammit, actual Graham.
Sorator13: LUL
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Turns out, Stenn's also a bear. but in a very differnt way
Spades_Slicc: on the Terror it survives a double block
Sorator13: @Spades_Slicc the Terror doesn't get +1/+1
Spades_Slicc: I don't play with that card enough
Spades_Slicc: my b
Sorator13: yeah, I don't see it often
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definenull: good ol' board stall
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definenull: from board stall to no board Kappa
Slacker1977: oh, we have one of those?
definenull: *heurgh*
Sorator13: we first picked it!
Spades_Slicc: !card temporal firestorm
LRRbot: Temporal Firestorm [3RR] | Sorcery | Kicker {1}{W} and/or {1}{U} / Choose up to X creatures and/or planeswalkers you control, where X is the number of times this spell was kicked. Those permanents phase out. / Temporal Firestorm deals 5 damage to each creature and each planeswalker.
definenull: omg please temporal firestorm now
AzaleaCloud: Temporal Firestorm? Yeah. That was first pick.
Timagio: Eyyyy
definenull: oh bby
AzaleaCloud: HOOOOO! FBtouchdown
Spades_Slicc: You can kick it
Sorator13: It could be anything! It could even be- oh man, it was that!
Spades_Slicc: once
tacocat64_: no
Angreed66: save 1 thing
CritterCraters: blue is for cheaters
Sorator13: Can't kick it rn, can you?
dwchief: so goooooood
MegaDosX: Oh that was a lot of noise
brutusq13: yeahhhh babbyy
definenull: mehehe
Sorator13: oh, you can, alright
Timagio: Nice.
definenull: oh that felt disgusting wp
ox42: The terror stands alone
tacocat64_: Oh wait. I can't math
brutusq13: lol two wards on it now
ox42: draw a card or abyss you seems pretty good
narwhalrus7: @brutusq13 not a legendary so it's just the one
Timagio: !card king darien XLVIII
LRRbot: King Darien XLVIII [1GW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | Other creatures you control get +1/+1. / {3}{G}{W}: Put a +1/+1 counter on King Darien and create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token. / Sacrifice King Darien: Creature tokens you control gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
brutusq13: oh, nevermind
Spades_Slicc: Well, two fliers can win a game
Diabore: little spookums
dwchief: the expensive bluff, I like it
AzaleaCloud: Spookum has been called.
Sorator13: was gonna say, I'd pay for that just to bluff
definenull: another temporal firestorm? 👉 👈
Diabore: good bluff
CritterCraters: Orzhov 4 life
kyp_dorrun: get them adam
drcthulu: that's no moon
Timagio: He can't do that, shoot him or something!
bytecaster: Just gotta draw that Geyser
AzaleaCloud: I mean, they have to block Najal or they die, right?
definenull: i kinda liked sending najal in
LoadingReadyRun: Don't forget Darien can make tokens indestructible and hexproof, I got GOT by that
AzaleaCloud: True.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: You're also apparently bound to draw a land sooner or later.
DrMagnify: whats on the bottom of the deck from the impulse?
definenull: king darien has so much text
AzaleaCloud: James I stg.
kyp_dorrun: james is that you?
Timagio: Jaaaames
Gwyltt_by_association: sooner and later apparently
DeathWarrior555: I didn't realize James was playing this game
narwhalrus7: @definenull it matches his name
Trymantha: @DrMagnify 2 lands an a terror
AzaleaCloud: At least OP is flooded too.
dwchief: the king is lorge
petey_vonwho: James, are you there? if you're there, give us a sign!
AzaleaCloud: But they actually have something to use their mana on...
Sorator13: @AzaleaCloud unfortunately, when OP is flooded, they get to poop out 2/2s
Timagio: @AzaleaCloud Opponent can double up on tokens now
brutusq13: and you're gonna draw them in a row
wandering_t: bounce dragon your fliers win right?
dwchief: Ohhh dragon is a token. I was only thinking the soldiers
bytecaster: @AzaleaCloud Is that how soldiers are made, they get pooped out?
Sorator13: yeah, bounce the dragon pre-combat and swing with the fliers
Diabore: theyre back to dob
Sorator13: @AzaleaCloud Only King Darien's soldiers, but yes
bytecaster: @AzaleaCloud Ah, only the special soldiers, got it
definenull: hope they don't have a charge
BloodnBullets: but your fliers can survive
AzaleaCloud: I thought pooping was how cell phones were made.
Timagio: Math is for blockers. Wait, WE'RE blockers!
Sorator13: @AzaleaCloud pooping is a versatile method of production
Gwyltt_by_association: I sense danger
definenull: someone's gonna die this turn or next so
Sorator13: I doubt that it's Charge, or they'd have done it quicker...?
AzaleaCloud: So when communists say "seize the means of production," they mean "steal all the laxatives?"
Sorator13: @AzaleaCloud Among other things, yes
kyp_dorrun: clench up
ox42: darien cant pump[ himseelf twice no?
AzaleaCloud: Fair enough. :D
dwchief: had to block the king yeah
Diabore: i think i prefer najal on darien
Fr0Dough: Wait this isnt top lane!!!
wandering_t: najal on darien was lethal next turn
OmniaTenshi: how's arena treating you
bytecaster: That ... could have been worse
Sorator13: yeah, Najal on darien would've been better
Diabore: we didnt need too
definenull: we don't have lethal now D:
Gwyltt_by_association: Surely not chumping with najal was a punt
Timagio: Ey geyser
North_Down_South: chat out here like they're on adam's team at a GP, not watching TV.
Sorator13: Oh, well, now it doesn't matter
brainbosh: That's win, right?
kyp_dorrun: can copy and gain 6
DrMagnify: lets us draw and gain 3 still depending on targets though
narwhalrus7: you can put them to 1
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Sorator13: !card King Darien
LRRbot: King Darien XLVIII [1GW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | Other creatures you control get +1/+1. / {3}{G}{W}: Put a +1/+1 counter on King Darien and create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token. / Sacrifice King Darien: Creature tokens you control gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
BloodnBullets: they have to sac darion to protect the token, so its worth it
Sorator13: ah, he gives hexproof
MegaDosX: It does slow them down a lot though because they have to get rid of Darien
definenull: bounce somethign else to hopefully get another answer?
brainbosh: Ah, I hav e never seen someone use Darien for that
Spades_Slicc: but they only have 1 flying blocker
kyp_dorrun: bouce wala to gain 3
GoodEatsAntix: Make them see it>?
brutusq13: yeah still worth it
Slacker1977: we have to play to our outs. hope they don't know their card :p
Nydestroyer: at least you get a chumper
Spades_Slicc: oh but the 3/3 isnt lethel
Timagio: Losing the drake was unfortunate
Sorator13: @Spades_Slicc exactly
jimmythebusdriver: yeah but then they sac it
brutusq13: maybe they forget?
brutusq13: dang
Diabore: thats so good for us
dwchief: bummer
Spades_Slicc: The king is dead
MegaDosX: Not a bad draw though
Spades_Slicc: long live the king
bytecaster: Also Snek
Diabore: not blocking with token is interesting
AzaleaCloud: King down, we have a blocker for the Dragon...
Laserbeaks_Fury: also good life gain
brainbosh: That was a bad block OP did
definenull: oh gg
AzaleaCloud: Destroy Evil!
dwchief: as planned
AzaleaCloud: That'll do it!
Sorator13: Yeah, they should've blocked with their untapped indestructible token, heh
Sorator13: oh, nice
bytecaster: That seems sound
hi_im_emily: brutal bait
brutusq13: noice
AzaleaCloud: Baited!
MegaDosX: Lookit the big brain on Adam
WiJohn: Ouch
brainbosh: Oh, that's it
AzaleaCloud: Jebaited
bytecaster: We are taking over this game
Timagio: Nice
definenull: that was some galaxy brain sequencing
koodooman: noice
dwchief: what draws back to back
dwchief: love it
Sorator13: yeah, I didn't see that line; very nice
brutusq13: gottem
BusTed: seabatClap
AzaleaCloud: FBtouchdown
brainbosh: Najal pulling it's weight
kyp_dorrun: can you feel it mister crabs?
Timagio: GG!
Diabore: very nice
Drathak: xomHYPERS
Fr0Dough: Adam is smarter and more patient then me
Gwyltt_by_association: got there
brutusq13: jam!
MAPBoardgames: !next
Diabore: i believe
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7gorobei: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
GoodEatsAntix: Noice
Datnade012: wow, what a finish! GG
forshamesir: this deck is glacially slow, but it does work
Diabore: nothing on tonight
Laserbeaks_Fury: this deck feels like it can stall
Timagio: One More? is the other stream though
MegaDosX: That was absolutely the best call there
cmdrelk: uhhhh... one more?
Sorator13: Yeah, you were absolutely right
drcthulu: creamy izzet really is good
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Ian's cancelled for tonight, so you can go long.
hi_im_emily: URx spellslinger seems like a damn strong deck in this format
Spades_Slicc: @Dread_Pirate_Westley Ian's cancelled? What'd he post on twitter? Kappa
Roger_Job329: play tillya want
bytecaster: Gotta go for that 7/0
Tevildo: !findquote more
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Timagio: S'only 4:46
NarishmaReborn: tap out only if you don't have essence scatter
AzaleaCloud: @Spades_Slicc It's not what Ian posted on Twitter, it's the big mess he made in my state. :<
GoodEatsAntix: T2 Loremaster?
Trymantha: play till you lose and go inifinite :P
Timagio: Weakness
GapFiller: 8 hrs sounds abt right
Fr0Dough: well thank you for your service
GapFiller: esp for a breakless day
Spades_Slicc: loremaster!
definenull: O7
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Sorator13: oh boy
thraximore: o7
BloodnBullets: I mean its only 12:47 for me so a 4hr stream doesnt sound too bad...
Diabore: 24 hour stream!
Sorator13: RIP
MegaDosX: I mean, that wasn't a terrible outcome
bytecaster: That feels like something you'll regret later.
definenull: aww op didn't want extra card draw?
Slacker1977: optimal putcome
Spades_Slicc: Someone doesn't like drawing cards
hi_im_emily: cut down number two?
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun lose or end of draft right?
Finalsora811: Cut to Heather and Beej tomorrow complaining Adam is still drafting.
Diabore: thats aggressive
Spades_Slicc: Someone doesn't like creatures
Gwyltt_by_association: Wow, OP just hate stuff
definenull: removal dot deck
hi_im_emily: bengals game is on in 30 so i'll probably dip when that starts
Timagio: Hard-cast the terror, oof
Diabore: the mythical terror for 7
betweenmyself: “I’ll play ‘til I lose.” *Adam suddenly goes on an 80 game streak*
Electrum516: Deez Nu-
SolarBlitz1: You know whats legendary? BOSS WEAPONS!
Sorator13: oh no, this is gross
Electrum516: they're legendary
GapFiller: betweenmyself nothing keeps people going like victoly eh
bytecaster: Double snek?
Diabore: second terror?
MegaDosX: Firestorm for later, yeah
GapFiller: and nothing stops people like defeat for that matter
definenull: oh the value 😱
AzaleaCloud: big BIG big turn.
Sorator13: could I interest you in a THIRD impulse?
Electrum516: Value! Value! Value!
Timagio: The opponent has no idea
hi_im_emily: oh my god
Diabore: GOTTEM
NarishmaReborn: WOW
shendaras: Wow
luke1x: what nonsense are we jamming today
Spades_Slicc: @GapFiller Da Feet are real good at stopping people
ghizmou: oh no OP
SolarBlitz1: Oh poor OP
Sorator13: LUL
MegaDosX: Adam what is this wizardry
TotallyNotaBeholder: How nice of them to oblidge
WiJohn: Oh no...
Timagio: PAID ACTOR!
definenull: adam how does it feel to be a prophet
GapFiller: lrrWOW
AzaleaCloud: OP is about to get destroyed. LUL
drcthulu: 2 for 1's for days
GoodEatsAntix: That's Magic bay-beeee
BusTed: blat blat
Datnade012: Adam bullying on main
ghizmou: are we the bad guy?
Electrum516: Oh the humanity!
Grimnus: He cant be stopped
Finalsora811: Najal is SO good.
brutusq13: geezz
Datnade012: lol
papagette: wow
dabomb1313: WOW
NarishmaReborn: fair, op, fair
WiJohn: Tilted them right off the board
MegaDosX: And you were worried about having time for another match :p
Timagio: LUL
bytecaster: We might be the bad guys
koodooman: LUL
cmdrelk: lrrWOW
SolarBlitz1: 4 minutes, another?
AzaleaCloud: Yeah I don't blame you for scooping either, friend, I'm so sorry. XD
apexpredator603: that seemed absolutely insane
kyp_dorrun: stop he is already dead
DeathWarrior555: lrrADAM lrrADAM lrrADAM
Spades_Slicc: bullying
Timagio: Plat3 babeeeeeeee
definenull: turns out the terror was adam all along
Diabore: lrrmtg gonna get diamond at this rate
dabomb1313: Leave on a high note
Gwyltt_by_association: That sure was a game of magic
dabomb1313: Oh no
7gorobei: do the fist pump of celebration
GapFiller: Retire Champ!
drcthulu: or 7-0?
WiJohn: Two days later...
GoodEatsAntix: Someone clip that?
Spades_Slicc: You can't go until you lose, I have classes in 14 hours
AzaleaCloud: I've already made three clips today, and besides, Sorator beat me to it again.
frank_the_great: Lol
bytecaster: Don't bang to hard or you'll crease that tapland
Sorator13: "if you see something funny, clip it" is the code that I live by
bytecaster: *too
drcthulu: dolphinMonkey
Finalsora811: But possible.
Gwyltt_by_association: All we need is a series of paid actors
GapFiller: those are lotto ticket odds
Shparky2197: Yeah, go buy a lottery ticket if that happens
Robot_Bones: I believe in you adam
Spades_Slicc: I'll watch for 14 hours for sure
Diabore: win for 3 hours then buy a lottery ticket
Robot_Bones: You will ascend to another plane
TemporallyAwry: I'm sure you'll qualify for the arean pro-tour with that kinda win record ;p that's like a lottery ticket.
bytecaster: At some point the fatigue is gonna catch up to you, but sure, I'll be here for it!
frank_the_great: About time Arena
Diabore: split the odds
AzaleaCloud: We have drawn THE THING
thraximore: LUL
GoodEatsAntix: @Timagio That's the clip for the highlight reel
Diabore: 1 mana impulse, feels good
definenull: oh. this deck
Gwyltt_by_association: @AzaleaCloud Does the Fantastic Four know? :D
Timagio: Eat em!
Shparky2197: Also, just took a look at the schedule, and I am so hype for Unfinity PPR!
luke1x: Adam is now cursed to draw out on all of his limited games for the next 14 hours
definenull: lrrAWW
drcthulu: they called the bluff
narwhalrus7: got two boardwipes for the chaplain
Diabore: i think i wouldve grabbed land there
frank_the_great: Good call. That mill defender has goozled me before
Sorator13: you know what's legendary?
bytecaster: But who can resist the appeal of a giant snake
Gwyltt_by_association: World's slowest opponent here
definenull: combat research on a blinker is pretty feels bad
EJGRgunner: mountain off the top ezpz
Slacker1977: Mountain DID look good 😬
Diabore: good ol tuna can
koodooman: PogChamp double snek!
definenull: impulse into land lets go
frank_the_great: How concerned are you of stream snipers?
Diabore: no land and no instants, feels bad
bytecaster: Oh no, snakes are gumming up the works
ghizmou: shoulda bought that lotto ticket earlier
AzaleaCloud: You didn't wanna use chapter 2 and cycle a card or two?
definenull: oh that's a good card
Sorator13: uh oh
Sorator13: Danitha is scary good
Diabore: land pleaaaaase
brutusq13: burn it all!
Spades_Slicc: !card danitha, Ben
LRRbot: Danitha, Benalia's Hope [4W] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [4/4] | First strike, vigilance, lifelink / When Danitha, Benalia's Hope enters the battlefield, you may put an Aura or Equipment card from your hand or graveyard onto the battlefield attached to Danitha.
definenull: game plz
forshamesir: if only we impulsed that land earlier
bytecaster: How about a flier instead?
definenull: this is gonna hurt
Slacker1977: can't Stenn make sorceries cheaper?
Sorator13: could I interest you in... better Wind Drake?
Diabore: in for 13
SolarBlitz1: "Can I offer you a drake in this trying time"
Sorator13: @Slacker1977 Yes, but blinking him costs 3
PadawanTK16: Editor’s note: it was not a land
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Diabore: @SolarBlitz1 this dying time* ftfy
jimmythebusdriver: !card stenn, Paranoid
LRRbot: Stenn, Paranoid Partisan [WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | As Stenn, Paranoid Partisan enters the battlefield, choose a card type other than creature or land. / Spells you cast of the chosen type cost {1} less to cast. / {1}{W}{U}: Exile Stenn. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
MegaDosX: Doesn't it die to the Firestorm?
AzaleaCloud: Vibe check for countermagic.
Slacker1977: @Slacker1977 hm, i wonder if we shouldn't have played the Drake then :D
ghizmou: they have a trick
MegaDosX: Ah, fair
bytecaster: We merely have to draw 2 more lands
Sorator13: @Slacker1977 definitely was another option, yeah
AzaleaCloud: So many X/5s. Juicy.
Timagio: This situation needs more serpents
bytecaster: For example, like this
MegaDosX: Makes sense!
Diabore: finally have the second blue for tuna
Spades_Slicc: You can now save 1 5/5
SolarBlitz1: This is a thicc board
Slacker1977: wait, how did Danitha die? did i miss a Destroy Evil?
definenull: oh.
bytecaster: Bad ish
Gwyltt_by_association: That's problematic
Diabore: its fine
GoodEatsAntix: Probably need to nuke next turn
ghizmou: you can blink stenn to sorcery
AzaleaCloud: Danitha didn't die.
Sorator13: well, now you swing and then firestorm, right?
Spades_Slicc: If you swap stenn to sorceries you only need 1 more land to save 2 creatures
AzaleaCloud: The Gibbering Barricade died.
Diabore: its even better that they didnt attack
Slacker1977: @AzaleaCloud oh
definenull: wait what
bytecaster: But the snake isn't legendary, think of the lost value
TheMerricat: Oh god, I just logged in and now we can pay money to 'elevate' messages for a period of time? Please tell me at least most of that money goes to the streamer....
definenull: inb4 meria's outider
Timagio: @TheMerricat If YouTube is doing it, Twitch therefore must as well!
Juliamon: TheMerricat It's 70/30, but it's still really not worth it
hd_dabnado: wheelerMonkey
brutusq13: turning into Voxy now sitting like that
definenull: shit sorry for jinxing it
Sorator13: Oh dear. Now we're at 1.
narwhalrus7: that's game
land_manatee: Horrible news
bytecaster: The 4/4 kills us
Juliamon: TheMerricat also we can't opt out, so please just ignore it
Gwyltt_by_association: Uh oh
blip2004: wtf a yellow message costs $130cad for only 2.5 minutes of yellow
bytecaster: I count five
Diabore: 5?
hi_im_emily: they have 5.
AzaleaCloud: Domaaaaain. DX
MegaDosX: Oof
bytecaster: End of stream
ghizmou: you re free!
Timagio: Ouch
TheMerricat: @Juliamon I figured if I was seeing it on LRR, it wasn't opt-outable. :D
Sorator13: RIP
Diabore: welp, good run
EJGRgunner: you're free
MegaDosX: Now you can go rest!
Spades_Slicc: 14 hour streak broken
Timagio: Well it was a good stream!
MegaDosX: Adam.
Gwyltt_by_association: Well, goodnight
frank_the_great: Welp, that was a quick 14 hours
SolarBlitz1: We lost we're free!
definenull: plaidbGremlinIntensifies
bytecaster: Wow, you lost, it must already be tomorrow
Timagio: We push on!
Armoric: They'll have to take Adam away from the computer kickin and screamin
Mistborn83: bonus content!
bytecaster: The "one more ...." energy is strong with you today
betweenmyself: Heck with it! The Magics will continue! riffYeti
AzaleaCloud: Tonight on Tinker Tailor Solder Fry, we're building a win streak in Magic Arena.
Fr0Dough: You drafted this! Why not, its yours!
Abelzumi: You do make that much of a difference. To us <3
frank_the_great: Go birds! <- Great name for a pokemon
bytecaster: I see we will be saying "no" this game
TheMerricat: why didn't the second monster take damage?
definenull: the hardest control ever
Abelzumi: What's this about a hole
TemporallyAwry: !findquote hole
LRRbot: Quote #2322: "I don't think you understand how holes work." —Liz [2016-04-15]
MegaDosX: @TheMerricat Only three power on the Knight, Adam had total of four toughness between them
Sorator13: @TheMerricat the drake was a 2/3, so it took all 3
Earthenone: !advice
LRRbot: Do not vent your chimney into the room.
frank_the_great: !findquote holes
TheMerricat: @MegaDosX Ah! I wasn't paying close enough attention, I didn't notice the extra HP
MegaDosX: Good draws
Armoric: "Sure, take Raff, I like the djinn more anyway"
apotheosis61: how is our deck chat
Sorator13: pretty dece
Grimnus: Gotta stick to your word
definenull: called your bluff LUL
Sorator13: LUL
MegaDosX: Make them have it!
definenull: oooh
Armoric: Is blocking worth it when you can impulse eot anyway?
MegaDosX: Welp.
Sorator13: ahhh, nice
I_Am_Clockwork: heyho friends
tehfewl: dinger
bytecaster: How dare they not play a creature
I_Am_Clockwork: how goes the MtG?
Slacker1977: those should really be Annuls
AzaleaCloud: This is awkward.
tehfewl: incoming creature
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laundreydhull: heh
Shparky2197: Is anyone ever struck by how weird this is? That you are hanging out with Adam from LRR and 487 other random people from across the globe?
Sorator13: @I_Am_Clockwork We doubled Destroy Evil to kill 2 Phalanxes earlier, so that was neat
narwhalrus7: tolarian geyser always the best draw
saucemaster5000: round em up cowboy
AzaleaCloud: Home run!
bytecaster: And now suddenly they have creatures, what are they doing, playing around Essence Scatter like some kind of magic player
TheMerricat: then do that! :D
control_rig: It feels like it's part of the accent?
Timagio: I say thee f off
Sorator13: nah, goblin's not worth scattering
laundreydhull: I would like an essence scatter in theme of "counter target player" cuz thats what it feels like against any of my oppone ts today! :D
Spades_Slicc: This librarian is auto-mattic, it's hydromattic, ultramatic, Why it could be greased lightning'
Sorator13: not when they have 4 cards in hand
frank_the_great: You did bottom a lot, so it's bound to be close
control_rig: That's good!
Grimnus: Well thats certainly welcome too
bytecaster: That is a good start
definenull: that's p good too
hi_im_emily: brwomp.
MegaDosX: Yeah that's fair
definenull: we can totally race em
Timagio: Poor man's Temporal
MegaDosX: Should've paid just for the flex :p
bytecaster: Pay with no cards in hand to send a message
Spades_Slicc: You're winning this damage race
tehfewl: the good ol damage race
Armoric: geyser to gain life and swing the race would be great
Timagio: SMOrc race time
Sorator13: Firestorm at home
EJGRgunner: destroy evil would work too
Slacker1977: No, bot you OP
bytecaster: We can cycle one card, so we have two chances
Slacker1977: *not
control_rig: Careful, they may have it...
control_rig: You didn't say WHO should have the geyser
definenull: Magic: the Gathering
frank_the_great: James!
Timagio: LUL
Sorator13: LUL
TemporallyAwry: lrrJAMES is approaching
bytecaster: Did you perhaps want this different land?
AzaleaCloud: Spookum has once again been called.
brutusq13: oof
definenull: well shit
MegaDosX: Oh, you're dead
control_rig: Augh
Grimnus: Wait!
bytecaster: Wait!
frank_the_great: THey blocked!
Slacker1977: spooked 'em
Armoric: spooked 'um
NarishmaReborn: the bluff worked?
LoadingReadyRun: The bluff worked!
control_rig: Sook'd!
Grimnus: The spook worked
MegaDosX: I think you spooked them good!
redyounglink: spooked em
control_rig: errr Spook'd
definenull: successful spook
definenull: NOOOO
brutusq13: 2nd timmeee
MegaDosX: Opponent pls
AzaleaCloud: Weeeeeelp. :<
Timagio: Fudge
hi_im_emily: show me potato outrider!
Sorator13: NotLikeThis
NarishmaReborn: No! There was time, now!
bytecaster: Maybe the spook did not work after all, bummer
Fr0Dough: Proof bad things happen to good people
ArkhamArchivist: There waas time now!
definenull: welp, it was a good run
pipshardfour: okay sara
frank_the_great: In a row?
saucemaster5000: at least they were spooked
azidbern95: there was time.... there was time!!
Transmuted_Elf: rip transm8Rip
MegaDosX: Just cut some lands lrrBEEJ
HalfHaf: I drafted so many good decks that got ruined. Then again also some piles that 7-2ed
definenull: watch them draw 5 lands and meria's outrider you again
JusticeJuice: Sorry, eating.
AzaleaCloud: Justice? This is Magic.
AzaleaCloud: !card Justice
LRRbot: Justice [2WW] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Justice unless you pay {W}{W}. / Whenever a red creature or spell deals damage, Justice deals that much damage to that creature's or spell's controller.
Kain2270: If you're expecting justice you're playing the wrong game.
redyounglink: when they scryed two and left them both on top, it did not boded well
pipshardfour: okay thor
gualdhar: !next
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NarishmaReborn: can i just say i love how we all still reference this old twilight zone episode
MegaDosX: Look who finally showed up!
brat_the_wurst: no justice, just ice
Spades_Slicc: Hold your scatties
gualdhar: oh, we're closing out the channel tonight eh?
MurraysBagels: Forever is our today
betweenmyself: Adam has been abandoned by the good card draw. He must find some way to atone. riffYeti
bytecaster: Everybody knows: "Say no to badger"
Grimnus: Yeeted that badger right outta there
MegaDosX: Perfection
Armoric: Uh, they didn't pump
MegaDosX: Well that was a lot of lands you just dodged
Armoric: geyser your own faerie now? LUL
definenull: protecc
Armoric: To save her from the scary dragon!
Armoric: nvm F it screw that antilifegain guy
brutusq13: spooky
MegaDosX: I smell shenanigans
laundreydhull: @bytecaster I'll do you one better; mulligan 7 times, keep the auto-passer running, and fh
ghizmou: scawry
Spades_Slicc: I smell 5c bs
definenull: oh no op
laundreydhull: inally close the client.
James_LRR: hi
definenull: oh.
Sorator13: ahoy!
ghizmou: bounce baby bounce
tehfewl: bounce your creature
MegaDosX: Should've hit your creature, now they can just do that again
definenull: now you can counter it i guess
couchboyj: Hello Galactic James
MegaDosX: Oh right that
laundreydhull: the perfect opening
MegaDosX: Nevermind!
TotallyNotaBeholder: gottem
James_LRR: galaxy brained
MegaDosX: I forgot about the countermagic
Grimnus: Hit them with the one two
Sorator13: nice
James_LRR: you just got savidan'd
definenull: the value!
gualdhar: oh no the OOOF has arrived
Juliamon: oh no it's James
definenull: Magic: the Gathering
TheWriterAleph: woop woop
AzaleaCloud: Blue spells!
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
saucemaster5000: ouiiiii
AzaleaCloud: FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: Lllllllliberated!
James_LRR: no, they did
Slacker1977: i was so ready to see them have Drag
James_LRR: your op
brutusq13: we win games when we have geyser and that's it
TemporallyAwry: When the deck works it absolutely rolls.
James_LRR: it's what everyone is saying now
GoodEatsAntix: Ride that bubble to Valhalla
MatthewJudesGhost: Savage-dan'd
Boon_33: amazing
Spades_Slicc: Savindaniel
Mistborn83: man Adam is on a heater and bringing the energy
SquareDotCube: "You can't Savidan the Savidan! I'm already Savidaned!"
definenull: tap land, goat
Simonark: Welcome to the Savidance
AzaleaCloud: If one is goated with the sauce, what is one Savidan'd with?
gualdhar: Land, Geaux should be a button
ghizmou: scavidaned again
definenull: now do they have it
Spades_Slicc: Savidon't
Spades_Slicc: perhaps you'd prefer these basics
AzaleaCloud: Scavidanavia
Fr0Dough: Whoa black betty Scamadam
saucemaster5000: woah black betty scavidaned
saucemaster5000: jinx
Hulyen: you both type faster than I do haha
gualdhar: first strike? but that's good
squ3e: Are we just U/W slightly higher creatures?
Fr0Dough: @saucemaster5000 I dont have coke to give you is pepsi ok
Slacker1977: it's 3 turn clock smewhere
bytecaster: @squ3e Jeskai slightly above ground
SquareDotCube: Man of Scavidan
Spades_Slicc: @squ3e Creamy izzet
saucemaster5000: @saucemaster5000 deal
definenull: we're creamy izzet
Spades_Slicc: pardner
WiJohn: Hell yeah buddy
AzaleaCloud: Can confirm. *is not a brother*
squ3e: @Spades_Slicc dont like that, uh uh not one bit
NarishmaReborn: but is everyone a bro
ghizmou: not with bro war coming up
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SquareDotCube: Yeah Humans?
brutusq13: they are in the Brother's War
control_rig: Hell yeah, sibling!
kyp_dorrun: everyone is a dude
Spades_Slicc: @squ3e neither does Voxy
Armoric: But you made 5 wins, why uit your job now? D:
NarishmaReborn: the astratorium?
saucemaster5000: I hear that job is intentse
Spades_Slicc: whom coined it
gualdhar: Adam "Strongest Man" Savidanski?
frank_the_great: Who is this clown?
TheMerricat: Which position?
definenull: wait what's the difference
Nydestroyer: unfinity special
Abelzumi: Can't join the circus when the clowns are already here, bub
kumatsu: Adam Strongman-dam
Dread_Pirate_Westley: And what are you doing after the Unfinity PPR?
MegaDosX: Same circus Putt Putt visited?
thegitrogsquirrel: which circus
Roger_Job329: Strongman?
Sorator13: wait, this isn't the circus?
GoodEatsAntix: The serpent could have blocked?
Ham_Hamilton: fgsGOGO
serramarkov: I would miss you!
groulux: What act are you going to do?
GapFiller: isnt becoming a Twitch streamer just another type of running away to join the circus anyway? KAppa
Nydestroyer: the lrrcuss
couchboyj: Underworld confirmation, parent share-er
saucemaster5000: That's like walking into amazon and asking to be CEO
bytecaster: Don't you have to work your way up to that and start as a common clown?
thanzo: with the fancy top hat and the big mustache?
gualdhar: Cirque du Soleil?
control_rig: Cirque du Soleil?
SquareDotCube: Nah, they'll make you walk on stilts. Just to make you even taller.
ghizmou: are we dancers or animalsÉ
Kain2270: I mean, you can stream and you're just the Ringmaster for Twitch chat.
kumatsu: @Nydestroyer no, lrr doesn't cuss on mtg streams
thegitrogsquirrel: what craft will you perform?
groulux: better start stretching
control_rig: @gualdhar Drift compatible
Nydestroyer: dinner
redyounglink: Putt-Putt went to the circus, and that worked out great for him
bytecaster: Guest simply get savidaned are gonna like it.
Mattmitchell45: Putting The Craft in the VHS player
TheMerricat: Do you have your egg painted yet Adam?
bytecaster: *and
Spades_Slicc: @TheMerricat Joining the circus does not automatically make someone a clown
NarishmaReborn: only if you are a clown
Bearudite: for your clown face
Mattmitchell45: Your clown egg?
gualdhar: clowns have eggs painted with their face paint
TemporallyAwry: Yes, that is absolutely a question.
Juliamon: If you're a clown, you need to have an egg
bytecaster: It's in the contract
azidbern95: Clowns have eggs with their makeup style
saucemaster5000: to be a clown, you need an egg
Timagio: Easter
AzaleaCloud: Clowns have eggs? o_o
Sorator13: Clowns paint an egg the way they paint their face to copyright it
asthanius: THEY SO
frank_the_great: I'm also lost
bytecaster: Clowns in fact hatch from eggs, it's well known
ghizmou: wth chat
thegitrogsquirrel: clowns do have eggs
TemporallyAwry: #TheMoreYouKnow
azidbern95: it part of their trademark to protect their likeness
couchboyj: They most certainly do
a_Weakling: legit do. they copyright their makeup
saucemaster5000: oh brother, you have an interesting thing to. google
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Every clown has an egg painted with their stage face.
Timagio: Clowns lay eggs.
thanzo: clowns do have eggs with their special face paints
Robot_Bones: Where else would they come from?
the_neonkid: does -/- effects hex proff creatures?
SquareDotCube: "do clowns lay eggs"
SolarBlitz1: Yeah it's how they protect their look as a clown
sugarsh0t: clowns spring forth fully formed from PT Barnum's forehead
Drathak: D:
Darleysam: clowns are reptilian, yes
SolarBlitz1: Like a phylactory
gualdhar: Adam is about to have his mind blown
Abelzumi: All but Marlin
TheMerricat: Clowns register their face paint designs by painting an egg with it. then they send it to the clown registry to trademark it
samu_btdp1985: is there any updates on sidewalk slam
Bearudite: YEP
definenull: the more you know~
AzaleaCloud: Wow. ._.
Drathak: Cursed knowledge~
Bearudite: why would we lie to you
samu_btdp1985: ah Terry pratchett
Slacker1977: cjat, didOP not draw and then didn't play anything?
BloodnBullets: well now who has egg on their face eh?
objectivefailure: I would like to unsubscribe from Clown facts
Spades_Slicc: The Joker has no Egg
kumatsu: @Bearudite you know why
TemporallyAwry: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
frank_the_great: Well I'll be dammed, clowns have eggs
MegaDosX: !listen
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
Sorator13: @samu_btdp1985 not happening anytime soon
Fr0Dough: lets goooooooooo
AzaleaCloud: FBtouchdown
KaleidoscopeMind: we don't lie about clowns
definenull: FBtouchdown
squ3e: why not like, a regular piece of paper for face painting
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: @TemporallyAwry benginFingers
Timagio: The fight goes on!
Spades_Slicc: @objectivefailure Thank you for subscribing to Clown facts
Timagio: FBtouchdown
ArkhamArchivist: That's a good dunk, "Why don't you send your egg in to the Clown Registry"
SirMorek: FBtouchdown
TemporallyAwry: @MegaDosX PrideHeyyy
frank_the_great: New catchphrase!
MatthewJudesGhost: You're thinking of the Rodeo I think
NarishmaReborn: eggs are serious business
gualdhar: @squ3e most people do not have flat squares for faces
Drathak: FBtouchdown
Juliamon: Remember that several of the people in here raided from Wheeler
saucemaster5000: smasg their eggs!
bytecaster: To be fair, sometimes it is hard to resist the Ian school of "Telling mild falsehoods for comedy"
SquareDotCube: You know what I think did it? Beej's pancakes.
GoodEatsAntix: PogChamp
couchboyj: No need to lie about clowns, reality is terrifying enough
Juliamon: So like, clown and egg knowlege came with them
MegaDosX: You've been great!
definenull: you're always great adam
7gorobei: do rodeo clowns have eggs?
Timagio: No, you
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown
Fr0Dough: cause we are business men with a business plan
MegaDosX: Your energy is great
Grimnus: The energy has been great
TheMerricat: which came first chat? the clown or the egg?
Spades_Slicc: What's your t2? stenn or lorm?
AzaleaCloud: Egg.
Slacker1977: i wasn't here to backseat early 😬
couchboyj: jimdClown jimdClown
pipshardfour: no
definenull: @TheMerricat yes
GoodEatsAntix: You have two plays and a draw engine
Slacker1977: unsure
TemporallyAwry: Now the real question - do the juggalos have eggs Kappa
AzaleaCloud: That's not even a hard one. @TheMerricat
bytecaster: Actually they have a common ancestor, the clegg
Timagio: Keep!
DAC169: on the one hand, Stenn & Loremaster. on the other EDW but no red mana sources
MegaDosX: @bytecaster The guy who marrried Shmi Skywalker?
thanzo: the clown egg registry is hot spot to visit in london, at least for me
AzaleaCloud: No, that's Cleeg. Clegg was the name of a podracer.
saucemaster5000: Chickens looking at clowns "you stole my bit!"
bytecaster: @MegaDosX Suuuuuure (I know nothing about Star Wars)
MegaDosX: @bytecaster His name was actually Cliegg, I was making a funny but Azalea stepped on it :p
Spades_Slicc: @TemporallyAwry no
GoodEatsAntix: Say no and play your boy
GoodEatsAntix: yeah
AzaleaCloud: @MegaDosX I will ruin all your Star Wars jokes with my straightforward explanations of things. As my autistic self is wont to do.
MegaDosX: I like this line
frank_the_great: 2 damage is 10%
Slacker1977: i'd have done the same
MegaDosX: @AzaleaCloud How dare you >:|
saucemaster5000: Star Wars would be better if it was only about gungans
Spades_Slicc: Djinn?
GoodEatsAntix: Djinn
AzaleaCloud: @saucemaster5000 Not even gonna argue this. This is not even bait for me.
Fr0Dough: id watch a gungan show
bytecaster: What would it be called?
Spades_Slicc: djinn plus hold up counter?
Fr0Dough: in the style of kennan and kel show
Drathak: the gungans breathed water but still needed air in their city to talk :)
definenull: next turn land into terror
a_Weakling: this azurious deck is killing it
saucemaster5000: @AzaleaCloud PrideLaugh the fish avoided the hook! FBtouchdown
couchboyj: Turn 2 Loremaster makes for weird games
Grimnus: That counts as big
definenull: and they did
Slacker1977: qualifies
MegaDosX: Opponent understood the assignment
Drathak: FBtouchdown
frank_the_great: Round em up!
definenull: op got the memo
saucemaster5000: they're rounded
AzaleaCloud: Don't get me wrong, I love Star Wars, I have an intense sense of nostalgia for Star Wars, but like... I don't see a need to passionately defend it like a priceless heirloom? Like a lot of fans do?
natedesuka: that's one for the highlight reel
Drathak: @AzaleaCloud I have gone from passionate fan to jaded fan to uninterested
Boon_33: oh the bluemanatee
couchboyj: @azaleacloud Most often defending it against... itself?
definenull: never blocking
saucemaster5000: @AzaleaCloud Thank the lord! there's still some sanity left in that fanbase!
AzaleaCloud: @Drathak It helps if you pretend the sequel trilogy doesn't exist.
AzaleaCloud: Except Last Jedi. Last Jedi is okay.
definenull: digging for answers?
MegaDosX: If they have cheap spells it's not too terrible
GoodEatsAntix: EDW hits face too, right?
MegaDosX: Suddenly, Embercleave
ghizmou: omg, they l never know we play red
MegaDosX: Go Adam go!
definenull: yee haw
Fr0Dough: ROUND
frank_the_great: ROUND 'EM UP
Grimnus: Hes doing it!
SolarBlitz1: Yee and haw
Timagio: He cannot be stopped!
Fr0Dough: EM UP
Juliamon: Gaming out of his MIND
objectivefailure: yee and also haw
couchboyj: amazonPumpkinDance
AzaleaCloud: I am late for football and I don't even care, I'm here for this! XD
tehfewl: wheelerY wheelerH
Drathak: he's turning into wheeler, talking about eggs, clowns and cowboys
Boon_33: gee gee
definenull: made it to day 2
GoodEatsAntix: PokMaskedpika
DrThud666: cowboy Adam is at it again! take a backseat Wheeler!
Slacker1977: proit, baby
Grimnus: Invited back next week for yet another time
Slacker1977: profit even
grometty: You can't fire him, he's broken even on gems
laundreydhull: two left for lrrADAM to retire champion
MatthewJudesGhost: 'He's more Cowboy than Man now'
Spades_Slicc: If you had drawn an island, would you t2 loremaster?
Armoric: Is this perfection?
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definenull: god's perfect draw
couchboyj: Its Raff. Yeah, a little too Raff.
MegaDosX: Amazing
Armoric: "Oh you're drawing one card, so cute"
Slacker1977: we can do that too OP
AzaleaCloud: @couchboyj "That counterspell doesn't look very safe!" "Yeah, remind me to drop a line to Ralph Nader!"
WiJohn: Oh look Ancestral Recall, I hear that's good
definenull: in red no less
couchboyj: LUL
Boon_33: LUL
definenull: O7
frank_the_great: Azorious legends tribal
bytecaster: Hello Tuna!
koodooman: o7
MegaDosX: Raff put in some work for you so that's fair
Timagio: mjbF
AzaleaCloud: big BIG big
Grimnus: Evil!
Drathak: big BIG big?
ghizmou: evil enough
laundreydhull: When he wins, he'll S N A P his fingers and you all OTHER Arena clients will get closed down and the game will auto-install itself from PC and phone alike.
definenull: stenn doing a lotta work here
bytecaster: That's just mean
definenull: poor op
MegaDosX: Good lord Savidan
DivineTheStreamer: This is a violation
laundreydhull: And No One, Will Get two Play Arena again; f o r e v e r. . . . .
Grimnus: This deck is humming
koodooman: wow LUL
Datnade012: oof
thanzo: ooof
WiJohn: Uhoh the finger guns are comin'
frank_the_great: How does it feel to have it all?
DrThud666: Yes build that hubris!
GoodEatsAntix: X-2 to victory
Slacker1977: shoulda worn your NOPE shirt
Timagio: Opponent currently malding out
Spades_Slicc: This is Adam's game, we're all just livin in it
saucemaster5000: This is the fun Police! put down the skittles and come out with your hands doing the round em up movement!
Shparky2197: Beep beep, going wide!
AzaleaCloud: Cool, flyers win it.
definenull: exactsies?
WiJohn: Zee non-flyers, they do nothing!
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown Round em up FBtouchdown
AzaleaCloud: FBtouchdown
Timagio: Dab on em
Grimnus: One more!
NarishmaReborn: uno mas!
MegaDosX: That was gross Adam, I love it
iris_of_ether: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TheWriterAleph: doogDab
JohnPraw: You earned it.
couchboyj: jimdBingo
definenull: lfg
thanzo: FBtouchdown
koodooman: coderG ROUND EM UP!
darkalter2000: !game
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iris_of_ether: benginDab benginDab benginDab
Sorator13: had to make a phone call, but that looked like a lotta counter spells!
Boon_33: flunge
paulthemapguy: What are we supposed to do INSTEAD of dab?
definenull: 7-2
tehfewl: lrrADAM wheelerY wheelerH
objectivefailure: Let's go again!
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brutusq13: bet!!
Timagio: Believe!
rainreign7: yes
BootTheBunny: the final boss
AzaleaCloud: Let's jamble!
Drathak: xomHYPERS
Grimnus: Do love some gamba
Juliamon: Sure gimme a sec
GapFiller: GO! GO! GO!
AzaleaCloud: :D
saucemaster5000: bet against adam? never!
frank_the_great: Of course!
bloodstar: yes
definenull: gambling? i'm in!
Sorator13: @LRRbot hey wait a second, that's not right
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Gambling? I'm in!
koodooman: gamba!
Spades_Slicc: GAMBA!
thegitrogsquirrel: I'm in for the gambos
Timagio: GambChamp
iris_of_ether: Jambling!
couchboyj: Final Boss time! PogChamp
groulux: gambling? i'm in!
Mistborn83: gamba bamba
Azralorne: I've got channel points to blow
serramarkov: I believe!
shurtal: I think Adam's feeling frisky, but I just can't tell....
ChrisGMiller: I believe in the power of the boshy
DAC169: no gambling for me, I'm allergic aipDerp
pipshardfour: yes please gamba
MatthewJudesGhost: Some say he was born at the Rodeo others say he simply wondered in and shot the biggest Cowboy there.
Shparky2197: Gambling with no actual money loss! Sweet!
laundreydhull: horay
bytecaster: But I thought gambling wasn't allowed anymore, and now I learn twitch itself has gambling features?
pipshardfour: I have so many channel points
Fr0Dough: Si si si si
Boon_33: I got 69k just for you
paulthemapguy: put your faith in the heart of the cards
Fr0Dough: do I need the clap to believe....I said that wrong
shurtal: LIke Parappa?
TemporallyAwry: Anyone Diamond Rank? We can totally do this :p
thanzo: clap if you believe!
thegitrogsquirrel: a beleave
Timagio: Give him your energy, chat! \o/
bewski: beieve
Spades_Slicc: I'm down
TheMerricat: where do the points go if you lose then? :P
ArkhamArchivist: Like tinkerbell, the draft dies if you doubt
Shparky2197: Heart of the cards!
frank_the_great: \o/
Toonela: !yes
laundreydhull: We will all lose now. You deserve it chat.
Drathak: Well now you've sealed my fate. You told me not to vote no so now I have to
TheMandrew: what if I abstain?
control_rig: But wait.... wouldn't that make the odds terrible
couchboyj: It puts an icon by your name, don't need Nancy Drew to solve that mystery.
natedesuka: Ya gotta believe!
Kain2270: benginHype benginHype benginHype
pipshardfour: we never get to do anything fun with our channel points
Boon_33: but then we win nothing... sounds fair
GapFiller: thats what the ytubers get for not being here
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Do it, you coward!
iris_of_ether: Lets gooooo
saucemaster5000: I always go all in cause I don't care
Timagio: Onemillion!
Chartle: it's so dumb that some countries can't actually use channel points to gamba
Armoric: I all-ined on "no" to feed y'all's addiction
Boon_33: shun the nonbelievers!
laundreydhull: I want Arena to uninstall itself so yeah
Spades_Slicc: YOU CAN ONLY BET 250,000 POINTS AT A TIME?
Chartle: there is 0 connection to real money
TemporallyAwry: !vote4 - game crash PrideShrug
Drathak: Just like regular money xomHYPERS
AzaleaCloud: 15K on YES
Agnememnon: ok all points on nah
GoodEatsAntix: No throwing, right?
couchboyj: No! ME doLRRs!
shurtal: channel bets are non-binary now? Sweet!
MagicHippie1972: thats a lotta points right there
EvilBadman: it's @armoric officers
paulthemapguy: I like that the no people all showed up at once after a good thirty seconds of 100% yes
Fr0Dough: 28k votes for Savidad for govenor
frank_the_great: Put 20k on yes b/c the points mean nothing and it's fun
thanzo: the expected return on investment for this bet is not high
definenull: adam? throw? never
BloodnBullets: well its not 100%
RedbeardTheTechnical: !vote
LordSaphni: all in on this one I believe
GapFiller: Adam is not dishonourable enough to throw
Juliamon: I have two different no's just to prevent throw
NarishmaReborn: what if it is the fast and lose that has us winning now
Grimnus: Tournament finals Adam
GoodEatsAntix: Fast and loose has been kicking ass
NarishmaReborn: *loose
saucemaster5000: not even a baseball
hurricanealpaca: jokes on you I don't want these channel points
Timagio: \o/
definenull: it's more for the moral victory than the actual gains
sugarsh0t: Adam quit little league on principle
pipshardfour: so many channel points
Spades_Slicc: I have a return of 1.19
Countjondi: I bet against because I always lose predictions.
grometty: Adam 'Smartest Man Alive' Savidan
Shparky2197: All my points on yes! Big bucks, no whammys!
Spades_Slicc: not the worst bet i've ever made
a_Weakling: you always try your hardest but you wont throw a thing in your no track and field?
shurtal: What if James had to do you a favor, w ould you throw then?
EvilBadman: Ban all these 2 and 3 peoples
RockPusher: Adam wouldn't throw a game for anything less than $5 lrrBEEJ
Boon_33: 23-24 nonbelievers! may Dog have mercy on your doLLRs
bytecaster: @Countjondi Aaah, the galaxy brain line
Timagio: Woah-oh black betty, Savidan
Drathak: CoolCat
thanzo: nooooo whammies
Bearudite: 84% is pretty good
saucemaster5000: Adam didn't have to throw in little league, he was in the outfield looking at the sky and thinking about final fantasy
shurtal: what if OP throws?
Agnememnon: numot5 numot5 numot5 numot5 numot5
Bearudite: it basically rounds up to 100
definenull: i see a nut keep
GoodEatsAntix: Send it back
Sorator13: @Boon_33 look, I almost always get predictions wrong, so really, I'm rooting for Adam here
AzaleaCloud: Stenn into Haughty is kinda eeeeeh, but we'll draw something. I believe.
Timagio: Mull!
definenull: just draw spells
Veste: just wrath em
Slacker1977: looks so-so
rainreign7: keep
Bearudite: @saucemaster5000 nah he was doing Karate
NarishmaReborn: it's a bad hand you have to keep
Sorator13: I'd keep that
DefianceFalcon: do it
Juliamon: also 3 counts both flood/screw because there's a character limit
papagette: turn 2 and 3 play, we take those
Grimnus: 2 drop into 3 drop seems fine, specially with the density of instas/sorcs in the deck
Spades_Slicc: on curve hottie?
thanzo: this is a a solid to great keep defo
Phosfur: All upside ;)
pipshardfour: keep
Countjondi: it's not a sneep, but it's a keep
Boon_33: @Sorator13 fair enough, I'm only shunning for fun anyhow
Drathak: I voted no because my parents told me not to listen to people on the internet :)
bytecaster: @Sorator13 I see the 2 in front of your name, how can we trust your advice now!
shurtal: pulling weeds
AzaleaCloud: We could use an Impulse!
objectivefailure: Better than me playing with grass
Sorator13: @Sorator13 you see nothing!
TheMandrew: when I was in tee ball, i would chase butterflies in the outfield
Bearudite: still waiting on that mombats emote
Fr0Dough: I would beg our pitcher to let them hit it so I could do something in the outfield
Spades_Slicc: @objectivefailure better than me eating gravel
frank_the_great: I'd dig up the grass with my cleats. Coach hated me for that
onarampage: The brushwag looks so angy
Boon_33: greedy hand
Timagio: It is a brushwag, so
AzaleaCloud: Impulse! :D
oatway: in little league hockey I would make friends with the opposing goalie while forgetting to cherry pick
bewski: o woot
bytecaster: @onarampage Brushwag is just invested, lots of his channel points are on the line
Slacker1977: we do have Grizzly Bear into Wall of air, we're somewhat stable
thanzo: ohno
betweenmyself: Adam in the backfield breaking boards. “Where did he get am all?” pennyWhat
TheMerricat: !card Stenn
LRRbot: Stenn, Paranoid Partisan [WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | As Stenn, Paranoid Partisan enters the battlefield, choose a card type other than creature or land. / Spells you cast of the chosen type cost {1} less to cast. / {1}{W}{U}: Exile Stenn. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
AzaleaCloud: AND an Essence Scatter.
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bytecaster: Also redundant Stenn
pipshardfour: but four mana....
Spades_Slicc: cut down
AzaleaCloud: This is fine, this is a good trade sequence.
Armoric: Uh I thought Djinn had ward
NarishmaReborn: i like impulsing for land 4 there
pipshardfour: scat
Sorator13: !card haughty djinn
LRRbot: Haughty Djinn [1UU] | Creature — Djinn [*/4] | Flying / Haughty Djinn's power is equal to the number of instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard. / Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Spades_Slicc: !card haughty djinn
LRRbot: Haughty Djinn [1UU] | Creature — Djinn [*/4] | Flying / Haughty Djinn's power is equal to the number of instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard. / Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Sorator13: :P
Sorator13: @Armoric nope!
definenull: oh?
AzaleaCloud: They gave up the Barricade...
Veste: wow the VALUE
bytecaster: That's good for us
Veste: 9lol)
bytecaster: Still good for us
Boon_33: 69k was the prefect bet, Adam's got this
AzaleaCloud: Yeah, I had a feeling that was gonna happen.
definenull: that's like a 3 for 1?
Slacker1977: @definenull not really
Spades_Slicc: or that
AzaleaCloud: Time to SNEK.
Veste: tolarian terror is what it is
TheWriterAleph: just the one a, really
NUTSOFODEN: it is I, A A Ron
korvys: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #5856: "Nothing I say is weird." —Adam [2019-03-02]
Boon_33: let's go
Armoric: what
TheWriterAleph: uhh
Grimnus: Surprised they didnt sac with Aron, couldve saved their flyer
AzaleaCloud: Opponent is bricking.
Slacker1977: !card Aaron
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Shparky2197: They're stalling for something
Slacker1977: !card Aron
LRRbot: Found 12 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
definenull: time for more snek
Spades_Slicc: Hey OP
papagette: maybe forgot aron had summoning sickness
Spades_Slicc: look at this
bytecaster: But what if we just play, another snek
TheWriterAleph: oh no more snek
grometty: Snake City
ZuNy77: howdy Adam hows it going
Spades_Slicc: It's better on curve
Slacker1977: i will be good once they kick a Sleeper
Spades_Slicc: or when OP is on curve
Sorator13: It'll be better if they cast something big, instead of a 2 drop
korvys: !card Protect the Neg
LRRbot: Protect the Negotiators [1U] | Instant | Kicker {W} / If this spell was kicked, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token. / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1} for each creature you control.
Sorator13: Protect the Neg
definenull: cacaw?
Sorator13: the Neg must be protected
betweenmyself: Adam Savidan’s baseball career was sadly cut short when a scout for the majors attended a game only to witness him Crane Kick every ball that came his way. BibleThump
Spades_Slicc: If you have Najal you can reactively use temporal firestorm to phase out a creature defensively
Sorator13: @betweenmyself LUL
han_cholo55: hey adam hey chat
Spades_Slicc: howdy
Armoric: You don't need vigilance so you can just attack first, no?
rainreign7: protect
laundreydhull: :P
Armoric: Heeeey Protect did its job
definenull: hell yeah brother
bytecaster: Value!
Slacker1977: this should be it
ghizmou: and draw a card pog
Sorator13: sweet
brutusq13: now that's value
Armoric: I'm sorry I doubted using vigilance
saucemaster5000: that was sick
Rootpotato: nice 4 for 1
tehfewl: 100% bangers
AzaleaCloud: And they couldn't bring back their Skeleton because of the ward.
Drathak: all my moneys noooooo
AzaleaCloud: Huge.
definenull: YEE HAW
iris_of_ether: VRMM!
AzaleaCloud: WE DID IT!!!!
han_cholo55: GOT EM
Shparky2197: Nice!!!
rainreign7: woooooooo!
saucemaster5000: ROUND EM UP!
frank_the_great: LETS GO
AzaleaCloud: FBtouchdown
Bearudite: ayyyyyyyyy
NarishmaReborn: heck yeah!
a_Weakling: got'em
pipshardfour: WOOT
Grimnus: Nice nice nice!
MegaDosX: Not even mad
Sorator13: told you it'd work if I bet against it!
TemporallyAwry: lrrHORN Congrats lrrGOAT
Timagio: Foolishness, opponent.
brutusq13: OH YEAHHHH
samu_btdp1985: blown out the window
ghizmou: clap
bewski: LUL
MatthewJudesGhost: Yuhhh yuhhh
GapFiller: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
BloodnBullets: I! BELIEVE!
shurtal: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
koodooman: coderG ROUND EM UP!
frank_the_great: And then I saw her face
thegitrogsquirrel: wheelerBanana wheelerBanana wheelerBanana
objectivefailure: The rich get moderately richer!
GoodEatsAntix: Ya gotta have faith faith faith
UnnnaturalD20: hells yea
hurricanealpaca: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DrThud666: Woooo!
paulthemapguy: someone probably had to close the door
grometty: Whooooo
thanzo: I made 191 points!
MegaDosX: Well done Adam
shurtal: i made like 8k
bytecaster: Awww, if we ordered the triggers right on the essence scatter we would have drawn a card
7gorobei: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown VoteYea HyperCrown
brutusq13: GOTTEM!
laundreydhull: Hooray! You lose chat! All of you; finally...
AzaleaCloud: I paid in 15K and got back 18K. XD
thegitrogsquirrel: ook ook
lirazel64: Wheeee!
Hulyen: lrrGOAT baerHERO
Boon_33: NICE
TheMerricat: nice I got 38,224 points out of that, I'm rich, I tell you RICH!
Spades_Slicc: just won 47,400 bits
thanzo: FBtouchdown
CaptinOfBeez: is it too late to bet on adam?
Grimnus: Honestly think thats a save to decks sorta deck
iris_of_ether: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatClap
AzaleaCloud: That deck was SICK, Adam. :3
Phosfur: lrrSIG lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrSIG
korvys: Baddie
frank_the_great: Fella?
bewski: grossssss
couchboyj: seabatClap seabatClap seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatClap seabatClap
Spades_Slicc: Bad Mamjama
Shparky2197: Alright. This is an absolute unit of a deck
bytecaster: Behold: Bad entity!
Timagio: This alien bean
thanzo: holy you also had a najal damn
Juliamon: bad beastie
thegitrogsquirrel: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
lirazel64: Save a pic?
poly_rebel: lrrSACK
Sorator13: I see Stenn going really late in draft often, for some reason
serramarkov: Fantastic effort, Adam!
groulux: lrrDILLY lrrHEART lrrSPOOP
TemporallyAwry: Lore master absolutely caught a few opponents on the greed tax.
Timagio: This was a fantastic deck.
Sorator13: cause Stenn seems excellent
definenull: thanks for the games
AzaleaCloud: Good stream! Thank you! ^^
rainreign7: Night Adam
Sorator13: Have a good evening, Adam!
MegaDosX: Claim prize!
Fr0Dough: Good night sweet prince
NarishmaReborn: have a great night!
Grimnus: Thanks for the stream and the energy
Timagio: Claim your prize
thanzo: ty ty ty for the stream!
GapFiller: thanks for streaming Adam lrrADAM lrrSHINE
betweenmyself: This deck is such a Bad Dude it just got from rescuing the President from Ninjas! riffGasp
WiJohn: Good night!
laundreydhull: LUL all is loss because no one could stop a deck from getting 7 wins, congrats lrrADAM
Timagio: Noooo
Shparky2197: Bye Adam, thanks for the entertainment!
NarishmaReborn: are you on the ppr?
Spades_Slicc: Thanks for the memories
Musicsquid: Thank you Adam!
NotCainNorAbel: my internet comes back and Adam goes offline. Yep...VOD time. Have a great night Adam
Spades_Slicc: thnks fr th mmrs
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TheMerricat: @NotCainNorAbel It was GLORIOUS.
Transmuted_Elf: thanks for the stream!
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GoodEatsAntix: Very cool @hurricanealpaca !
laundreydhull: Gundam sleeves? cool.
Fr0Dough: Round em up, the sponsors
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laundreydhull: UN-FINITY War: Draft or Sealed?
ToastPlain_: GIRAFFE
TheWriterAleph: byeee
GoodEatsAntix: Subs?
definenull: buhbyee
frank_the_great: Bye!
laundreydhull: Eyes frogetts
korvys: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #4781: "We have to get rid of his eyes, because teeth don't have eyes." —Adam [2018-03-13]
Mr_Horrible: dinger, I get off the bus just in time to see Adam do the YT signoffs LUL
thanzo: lrrSHINE
Sorator13: @laundreydhull the PPR is draft
Juliamon: laundreydhull It's a draft format, so it'll be drafted
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Mr_Horrible: oh dear LUL
Juliamon: Yeah, catch the vod if yall missed it
MegaDosX: You definitely need to watch that last draft
Sorator13: you should definitely catch the vod
NarishmaReborn: it was a good one
GapFiller: seeing the Jund Urza Just Dead and Elder Dragon sleeves on the store
Juliamon: It got WILD
GapFiller: not the neu ones yet tho
laundreydhull: Arena dyed @mr_horrible
SquareDotCube: this set has been almost nothing but winners, really
GapFiller: PPR HYPE
serramarkov: The VOD will not disappoint
NarishmaReborn: the penultimate!
tehfewl: Been loving the VTM story
MegaDosX: The story is going places
MegaDosX: Really keen to watch the next one
Juliamon: !ppr
LRRbot: The Unfinity PPR will be on 2 October 2022! (It's a Sunday this time!) More details:
laundreydhull: Gwent: Arena 2.0 I'm in!
thanzo: super excited for the unfinity ppr and all the wackiness
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream Adam!
RockPusher: Thank you Adam lrrSHINE
thanzo: lrrSHINE ty! lrrSHINE
Mr_Horrible: was gonna say :p
Juliamon: !homestream
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: | Alex: | Ben Ulmer: | Cameron: | Cori and Ian: | Heather: | James: | Jeremy White: | Kathleen: | Matt Wiggins: | Serge: | Wheeler: | Nelson:
Mr_Horrible: but we keep him honest
NarishmaReborn: you should stop talking s about you though
definenull: cya gamers
GapFiller: seabats as in C Bats
Phailhammer: cya :0
GapFiller: nalvHi bai Adam nalvHype see yr later nalvHug take care xoxoxo lrrSHINE
NarishmaReborn: baiiiiiii
Phailhammer: :)
laundreydhull: Post-Stream: Adam Savidan will return UN-f i n i t y W a r
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
laundreydhull: Arena is dead; finally... well gee I should've said this before the Post-Stream comment...
SoldieroFortune: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news!) at Fri 02:00 PM PDT (20:02 from now).