Going_Medium: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrSIG
GapFiller: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
BusTed: lrrSPOOPY
NightValien28: the spoops are coming
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jessieimproved: ready for legit lrrSPOOP
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Going_Medium: '73 the year I was born...
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saucemaster5000: weirdly that tweet had nothing to do with the game tonight
TheWarDoctor8: Hey Serge! James is buying you ice cream I hear?
Therberus: SPOOP
El_Funko: spin up the spoops
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Ba_Dum_Tish: I hope Adam still isn't eating that chicken
diceinbox: let’s all nope together
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
El_Funko: chill spoops to paint weird lil guys to
saucemaster5000: Yeah. I hope it's a new chicken
Drasvin: First spoop stream of spoop season
ButButTheJesus: @Drasvin oh i've been spoopin' season for over a month now
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HuecalpixquiJeanIII: CanadianhorseJamesWillBuySergeIcecream
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Ba_Dum_Tish: Spooky scary skeletons countdown desert bus
MoxCubitZirconium: My first time catching the boys live in a long time!
gualdhar: @saucemaster5000 not too new please let it at least be cooked
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CaptinOfBeez: Spoopstober time!
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saucemaster5000: @gualdhar What if.... egg?
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Juliamon: CW for those who missed last week: gross actual cadaver stuff (like flushing corpses of their liquids n stuff), mild jumpscares
MidnighterKnight: Sweet, finally a strim with a game I've already played. This gonne be goood.
gualdhar: @saucemaster5000 shelled or unshelled?
saucemaster5000: dealer's choice
MoxCubitZirconium: SOON!
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gualdhar: time to lick the sub button
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BrindleBoar: yeah this one is CW: everything. I guess no snakes/spiders/bugs? Yet, anyway.
ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon yup, you don't wanna eat dinner with this one
YawnLance: M'wet nopers
MoxCubitZirconium: Mozzarella sticks okay for this game?
They_Are_Alyx: Also CW for references to past drug abuse
gualdhar: unshelled would be unhealthy! shelled would be immoral
Juliamon: further CW: potential trauma (psychological/physical), implied suicide/drug abuse
itmightbemikey: I missed last week, is this game creepy or wet?
Juliamon: just a whole lot of *stuff* in here
BrindleBoar: itmightbemikey yes
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ButButTheJesus: @itmightbemikey its A Lot ™
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
gundamschwing: LFG!
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Xaunaught: Waddup Gamers
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Blakemcm: giggle bois
bearravenson: @MoxCubitZirconium I don't want to meet the game Mozzerella sticks arent okay for
gundamschwing: Leg CHAMP
SnackPak_: Hi Leg-chan
ComradeMik: adam's giving away feet
TheWriterAleph: c u r s e d
ButButTheJesus: HI LEGCHAN
NightValien28: show face???
PMAvers: Never Skip Leg-Chan Day
Ba_Dum_Tish: Leg champ micLeggy
Dog_of_Myth: Adam is showing Feet!!
DiscordianTokkan: Ah, Leg-kun
SmoreThanAFeelin: LegChan!!
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Legs legs legs!!!
Going_Medium: Feet?
matthaus_c: love a crotch snail
plundypops: leg-chan and Feet-kun at it again
brainbosh: Giving out those feet pics for cheap now
NightValien28: I am so conflicted
raulghoulia: headphones should be on feet
TheWarDoctor8: CW for mental institutions too
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GhostValv: Almost a year :)
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TemporallyAwry: !highlight
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DiscordianTokkan: This is deeply cursed
mrfeelinggood: After working nights for 6 months I've finally got the time to catch you live. Hell yeah.
Blakemcm: leg chan and Genie back at it again at the crispy cream
UltimateSilence: Free boot pic
kumatsu: and now Adam's back is gone forever
saucemaster5000: Omg Leggchan is showing head!
dweebert91: Good job not falling out of the chair
BusTed: 🦵
RayFK: LRR wonders why chairs break
SnackPak_: leg-chan! leg-chan!
ComradeMik: i wonder how these chairs get broken hey
RayFK: Getting pretty heated there Ben
TheWriterAleph: oh c'mon, clipping the Let's Nope intro is like the free space on the bingo card
DiscordianTokkan: Polkaroo? HERE? and I MISSED them AGAIN??
TheWarDoctor8: leg chan-p
NightValien28: I am just so amazed how those chairs are still alive
InquisitorGaia: hurray, i got home in time for lets nope
kumatsu: @RayFK They definitely don't tho
fastlane250: I miss being able to sit upside-down in chairs
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Every day is legchan day!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Leg champs in the chat
matthaus_c: leaving ankle money on the table
Blakemcm: leg chan show feet!!!
gundamschwing: pog
TheWarDoctor8: giving away all that free content
Easilycrazyhat: F E E T
YeomanAres: leg the macho man chan
Austere_Squire: Adam, what are your pants made of?
El_Funko: wow Adam has a kinect tattoo
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iris_of_ether: You two are a blessing
PixelsAtDawnGaming: Leg Chan 24 hour stream
letfireraindown: Is this to end the "SHOW FEET" memes?
Dog_of_Myth: @matthaus_c Already lost the Amish audience. :p
diceinbox: Legchan best chan
BusTed: sure showed him
circusofkirkus: how about the n64 abomination?
ComradeMik: what did you win from the bet
gualdhar: NSF Leg Day
raulghoulia: do not like that guy
BusTed: tqsBaby
Catcard: suicide cw
TheWriterAleph: fully o' the boogityboo
kumatsu: time to renew Ben's nightmare subscription
TemporallyAwry: When that chair finally breaks, we'll need to compile a super-cut of all the 'activities' it endured :'D
ButButTheJesus: ALL the biology
ComradeMik: specific warning for substance abuse and suicide
BrindleBoar: MORTY
TheWriterAleph: @korvys Superb
NightValien28: actual medical procedures
bobokiddo: embalming?
SurfDownstage: Mortius
korvys: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #5726: "If there's God there's gotta be Poseidon ." —Adam [2019-01-15]
Nonra_: I'm excited :)
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: !patreon
Dog_of_Myth: Good segway
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NightValien28: canadian horse james will buy serge ice cream
circusofkirkus: nothing says civil like civil lawsuit
saucemaster5000: civil tenant
jamesinor: CW: Substance Abuse, Self Harm, Suicide, Gore, Mental Health, Medical Procedures, and probably a lot more
MegaDosX: @saucemaster5000 Are they related to David?
gualdhar: yay for paying rent! so enjoyable!
Juliamon: !cw
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luke1x: buy cup
Easilycrazyhat: Disc = DVD, right?
RayFK: for those of you confused, a disc is a DVD
Just_Herby subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 64 months!
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fastlane250: but I already have disc
RayFK: It's an ancient form of Media that your game console plays
Morrigan9: adam and ben told me to tell you that they sent me...like that?
saucemaster5000: @MegaDosX Yup. Estranged brother. Runs an etsy store. Has had one sale since 2015.
BusTed: 🔔
MoxCubitZirconium: Love my Checkpoint mug. It’s my Friday mug.
Austere_Squire: what if want to dongle the bongle?
magical_girl_amelia: dingle dingle dingle!
danfromoz subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 9 months!
danfromoz: 9Months of happiness at watching the spoopy boys.
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luke1x: what's the secret comment for the tubers
TheWriterAleph: Big Mood.
gundamschwing: CLIP THE KISS
Dog_of_Myth: Now Kiss
SnackPak_: fair
TemporallyAwry: Details? Which one?
TheWarDoctor8: 0.0
Lysander_salamander: hello folx!
Blakemcm: bear respect beard
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAH
kumatsu: Good beard oil is great
BusTed: gottemmmm
SnackPak_: gottem!
Lysander_salamander: what beard oil is it?
BrindleBoar: gottem
bearravenson: GOTEM
Austere_Squire: i wonder if you'll have any just, normal shifts
Lysander_salamander: yay
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
gundamschwing: HR! BEEJ!
TheWarDoctor8: GOTTEM!
saucemaster5000: It took YEARS!
ButButTheJesus: BEN NO
ComradeMik: cute
Pteraspidomorphi: If we have to die we have to do our job is no different from Happy's Humble Burger Farm really... Just a different type of meat
magical_girl_amelia: oh wow
Pteraspidomorphi: *don't want to die
whydustin subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 14 months!
whydustin: spooookies :)
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Lysander_salamander: oh heck lemon and earl grey sounds amazing
SnackPak_: next cohost
luke1x: Adam has fulfilled his contract for the evening
matthaus_c: job job
couchboyj: GAVIN!
TheWriterAleph: just morty things
Easilycrazyhat: Oh, you can get the numbers!
Seth_Erickson: we can find the numbers this time right
YawnLance: Oh the numbers
KeytarCat: WEBECCA!
Asimech: I found a Brute Barber Co. Lemon & Earl Grey beard oil.
Tangsm: Oh, right. The code
matthaus_c: @KeytarCat [adam smasher intensifies]
TheWriterAleph: Everybody Loves Li'l Raymond
luke1x: I have never heard a demon with a Scottish accent before
Mister_BlueSky: Which one was the scooty boy though?
saucemaster5000: heh. one of them has a thing in their mouths
BusTed: 7 pos 3?
Seth_Erickson: 6 digits third digit is 7
Easilycrazyhat: I dig the Poltergeist/Evil Dead style demon rudeness
Blakemcm: numbers and pips for the order
YawnLance: _ _ 7 _ _ _
YeetTheRich_: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
TheWriterAleph: rude
matthaus_c: 8 6 7 5 3 0 9
ComradeMik: I got banned the last time I tried to remember a number
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
Seth_Erickson: That's really good
ComradeMik: i ain't remembering shit
Austere_Squire: hate that
Blythus: Oh man that'
PharaohBender27: lrrSPOOP
saucemaster5000: 867.... DAMN IT MATTHAUS!!!
Blythus: *that's spooky
bearravenson: Oooh, I never noticed that
eshplode: Now he's pogging
Austere_Squire: i do not like it here
YawnLance: Time for smooch
Stratavarius: They're gonna slap
luke1x: where is the safety Adam
ComradeMik: yes
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Heart
Easilycrazyhat: There's also boxes on top. Seems important.
YawnLance: 1_70__
Austere_Squire: he's seen some shit
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UncannyJimjams: Spooky time!!
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Juliamon: beard-to-beard scent transfer
matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 gotta be quicker on the draw than thart :p
Seth_Erickson: Did we want to show Adam the looki thing we discovered
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bentropik: JUMPSCARE
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h3rsh3yb4r: Voldemort?
Austere_Squire: Oh.
SurfDownstage: pog
couchboyj: PogChamp
YawnLance: He's just a little guy :D
Easilycrazyhat: He looks so happy
DiscordianTokkan: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
PharaohBender27: lrrSPOOP
Seth_Erickson: still got me a little
novrdd: are these stuff are statues?
Darleysam: SEEYA
Thoufeux: I don't much like it here
BrindleBoar: 1_7044?
TheWarDoctor8: lrrSIG lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrSIG
James_LRR: Apologies for not being around for this evenings going live tweet.
Seth_Erickson: we should be able to force the last number pretty easily
jessieimproved: he's happy, that means it's fine right?
matthaus_c: James
Juliamon: James
YeetTheRich_: @James_LRR how dare
vellebastet: lrrSPOOPY
PharaohBender27: A wild lrrJAMES appears!
El_Funko: Wow James, not even omnipotent
Easilycrazyhat: Adam's a professional, Ben
The_Color_Twelve: that was smooth
Austere_Squire: what about terrible crouchy man?
RebekahWSD: I like Betrayal, but man some haunts are...not good. It really is rng
Lysander_salamander: puppet show!
Saintnex: The scooby one thankfully helps a lot with the problems I have with the regular game
Easilycrazyhat: Why are we opening their mouths?
saucemaster5000: I enjoy WATCHING betrayal. but man, playing the legacy one with my group was one of the most miserable experiences...
Lysander_salamander: ho hai
h3rsh3yb4r: Snoke?
YawnLance: FEET
TheWarDoctor8: Anyone want bingo? https://pump19.eu/bingo/leno
MegaDosX: "Do you fear death? That dark abyss? All your sins laid bare?"
Easilycrazyhat: F O O T
bearravenson: I tried to get my in-laws to play for the first time. We got Haunt 97. So I guess there's no going back to that now. :-(
saucemaster5000: just cast Tom Hiddleston
itira: good evening!
El_Funko: The best bad person comes in a jar
NarishmaReborn: i kind of liked that they took the expectation and made him nothing
saucemaster5000: damn it, he did it again
Easilycrazyhat: I actually dug the expectation reversal on Snoke. Just mercing him right away.
Nonra_: this game seems to be mostly about good vibes and good times so far
bentropik: " Canadian horse James Will Buy Serge Icecream"?
BusTed subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 98 months, currently on a 98 month streak!
BusTed: Big Spoops Raymond
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Seth_Erickson: We seem really tall
Austere_Squire: isn't this like body 1?
BusTed: Got there.
Easilycrazyhat: Let's goooo
YawnLance: Basement time let's go gamers
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matthaus_c: let's goooo
TheWarDoctor8: To the REAL hatch
Mister_BlueSky: The hatch from Lost?
BusTed: proggers
Seth_Erickson: No I thought we did the other 2 last week
gawag_: why do these door heights feel so... low?
Easilycrazyhat: *slowly begins flooding*
saucemaster5000: have you ever been invited into a basement and went "oh boy!"
Diabore: does someone live down here?
matthaus_c: it's Avdol
InquisitorGaia: oh nice key to unlock a key to unlock a key
Blakemcm: Ahh he is a stardust crusader
InquisitorGaia: JoJo?
GhostValv: "awaken"
YawnLance: I'm going to take his face... off
matthaus_c: ever just take some head from your friend in egypt
MegaDosX: @YawnLance No more drugs for that man
Easilycrazyhat: Considering this was from 1990...I'd guess it didn't work.
Tripleyew: ‘Evening, Adam and Ben, and howdy all!
YawnLance: Oh
Easilycrazyhat: Ooooooh nooooooo
BusTed: uh oh...
PharaohBender27: katesScared
thatdesiree: Oh no no no
TheWriterAleph: h... hewwo?
notthepenguins: uhhhhhh
Saintnex: welp
Seth_Erickson: seabatYIKES
bearravenson: That's....probably fine???
TheWriterAleph: nah you can stay in there fam
YawnLance: Oh the special reagent is her blood
Austere_Squire: I trust them implicitly
MegaDosX: lrrFINE
brat_the_wurst: she seems pretty scared
BusTed: I wonder what that configuration on the tablet corrersponds to.
matthaus_c: yooooo that's so fucked I love it
ButButTheJesus: oh look, someone trapped in a wooden JAR
BrindleBoar: Cool. Cool cool cool. Cool.
Saintnex: you can interact with her coffin if you want more lore
Austere_Squire: i wonder if you can find the key to let her out
InquisitorGaia: uhhh blood for the blood god?
PharaohBender27: @Saintnex Lore? In Let's Nope!? Kappa
MegaDosX: I didn't think old tape players had a mute button
Tripleyew: @butbutthejesus good eye! I wonder if Ben or Adam have any thoughts on that sort of thing?
TheWriterAleph: didn't we just play this game
AtreiDHD: Is that Chris Sabat? Neat.
Seth_Erickson: @TheWriterAleph We only played through the first chapter essentially
invickthus subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 8 months!
invickthus: This game needs more Putt-Putt. Hope you boys are doing well!
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Seth_Erickson: Seems there are 5 total
saucemaster5000: open the jar!
SnackPak_: only if you ask nicely
Finalsora811: They seem nice.
Austere_Squire: i think they sound trustworthy
Lysander_salamander: neat
matthaus_c: oh no she's hot
TheWriterAleph: @Seth_Erickson no i mean, the demon tapes stuff was all over Madison too (forget the Kappa )
h3rsh3yb4r: @AtreiDHD VA's name is Adam Bennett apparently
Seth_Erickson: oh I see woops LUL
bearravenson: What a looovely singing voice you must have!
Blythus: Those graphics actually aren't bad!
saucemaster5000: just enough room in the slot for a smooch
thatdesiree: Burn it. Burn it all down.
invickthus: she seems nice.
itira: i dont like iiiiiit D:
Tripleyew: Open the jar, Adam and Ben - what could go wrong?
Lysander_salamander: ok
Seth_Erickson: This demon is really bad at convincing people to let it out
matthaus_c: I'd smooch her
DiscordianTokkan: "kekekeke"
Austere_Squire: so the symbol fo rthis one is 3 lower case ts and like a hook thingie?
TheWriterAleph: she seems fun
KeytarCat: Oh, a band director
Easilycrazyhat: "No solicitors!"
MegaDosX: Magic!
Blakemcm: She seems a little Tsundare
Tangsm: Just slams the door with her tongue.
novrdd: what a lovely lady
invickthus: maybe she just needs a snack?
invickthus: I also get grumpy when hungry
Robot_Bones: Good visit with the Waifu
call_me_Aras: Obviously there is a mouth latch on the inside
Seth_Erickson: I think we're on the last body ben we might be able to survive
bearravenson: Well... break time's over i guess
Diabore: crack a cold one on the slab
Easilycrazyhat: The lighting is...weird.
saucemaster5000: vaseline
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun hes a wrestler, its baby oil
MegaDosX: He looks like he's covered in oil
passwordlost_hereiam: This man arrived in Valhalla, shint and chrome!
h3rsh3yb4r: You upped the brightness and it makes them shiny
kumatsu: dude's got Silvery Dermis
AtreiDHD: @AtreiDHD Huh, interesting. Could've sworn it was Sabat
Easilycrazyhat: Moley moley moley moley mooooooolllee
ButButTheJesus: not supposed to say mole. I said mole.
DiscordianTokkan: He should get those looked at, could be a killer
BusTed: FBtouchdown
invickthus: some good data entry game play right there.
Easilycrazyhat: This is fine
BusTed: Wuh oh.
Lysander_salamander: neat
MegaDosX: Nah, you're fine
Abelzumi: So whacha doooooin?
Easilycrazyhat: Oh, that looked like one of the house symbols?
bearravenson: A migrane headache can feel like you work in a haunted mortuary...
saucemaster5000: It's less scary if you hold hands
Seth_Erickson: Do we need to find the demon's name again?
FriendlyNeighborhoodGM subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 70 months!
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Seth_Erickson: or do we still have it saved
gawag_: we Deathloop now bois
Juliamon: We might be able to finish finding the necessary marks at this point
shendaras: Do you know the name?
Abelzumi: Unfinity looks a lot more grim than I expected.
wiggins: oh man, this game has been all over my socials recently
invickthus: don't forget the eyeball hats!
Finalsora811: You said last time this exact thing would happen. That you wouldn't remember anything coming back.
h3rsh3yb4r: You could always try the emergency ashes
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saucemaster5000: @wiggins it's the rare scary game they found... don't know why these two are allowed to play it on the bad horror game stream
Seth_Erickson: I think there was one on one of the body lockers
PharaohBender27: tqsSweat
Austere_Squire: nope
DMGlol: monkaS
bearravenson: Crunchy guy
Abelzumi: "Smell it"
Austere_Squire: no
YawnLance: He's helping :D
eric_christian_berg: Helping!
BusTed: 👆
Mr_Horrible: I thought he was flipping you off for a moment
eric_christian_berg: Pull my finger!
DMGlol: 👆
Easilycrazyhat: Dark is always good...right?
JonTheGoose: just rigor mortis
wiggins: mattlrWoof
MegaDosX: Almost certainly not
h3rsh3yb4r: Mario 64?
BusTed: back jump up the stairs
passwordlost_hereiam: Say it with me: "Infinite Hallway!"
MegaDosX: Oh hey it's that corridor from Mario 64
Juliamon: It's time for some l o r e
Easilycrazyhat: What'd he leave us?
Finalsora811: Backwards Long jump, Ben!
MegaDosX: Jump backwards through it
invickthus: god has left the chat
eric_christian_berg: HUGS
passwordlost_hereiam: Bumrush her
Blakemcm: Tackle her!!!!
Mister_BlueSky: 👈 😏 👈
Tripleyew: See, he’s turning on lights for you - that’s helpful!
DiscordianTokkan: Ooh! Goth GF!
NimrodXIV: you got Layers of Fear-d
bearravenson: "God has left you" Uhh, yeah, happy pride, baby!
Easilycrazyhat: When in doubt, Blair Witch it
thatdesiree: Bestie!
N30dude: ah, classic blair witch play
JonTheGoose: god has left you...some leftover pizza??
saucemaster5000: game done FBtouchdown
ButButTheJesus: lrrHERE
invickthus: but what if she has a quest for you?
Blakemcm: the music will crechendo eventually .
MegaDosX: "Safe"
DiscordianTokkan: vorp
Easilycrazyhat: She's like a cat, just slipping in those cracks
uchihab7: That wasnt really a scary message; they should have wrote “rent is due” that would’ve scared me
saucemaster5000: Uh - oh we bricked the game
BrindleBoar: moist
passwordlost_hereiam: Slurp it up for health
Seth_Erickson: I do really like this trope a lot
DiscordianTokkan: Oh hi
kumatsu: the game is telling you to Go Left KappaHD
silenceaux: Talisman time?
MegaDosX: Oh wow
BusTed: tqsBaby
YawnLance: IT'S HIM
MegaDosX: He's a Ken doll
circusofkirkus: JESUS!
TheWriterAleph: hey bud
Diabore: hi jesus
Tangsm: Such a prankster.
PharaohBender27: Ohai Jesus
Saintnex: oh hai Jebus
Blakemcm: Ohh it was just Jesus of Nazarith
fiftymcnasty: Oh its Christian Bale from the Thor movie.
ButButTheJesus: he's just a lil guy!
Easilycrazyhat: So that's 3/4 signs
matthaus_c: just a prank bro bobsPrank
Easilycrazyhat: Zh3G
raulghoulia: this is as stressful as Nope
saucemaster5000: He looks like the Greendale Human Being
bearravenson: Hap-hap-happy guy, he's just a happy happy hap-py guy!
h3rsh3yb4r: Was that a portrait of Ozzy Osbourne?
prince_infidel: zh3g
MegaDosX: lmaoooooo
PharaohBender27: This is on a TIMER!? D:
Seth_Erickson: It's on his desk I think
uchihab7: @saucemaster5000 omg yes the accuracy
Juliamon: PharaohBender27 sure is!
earlgrey82: it had an 8 in it.
h3rsh3yb4r: @earlgrey82 banned
Easilycrazyhat: The last symbol matches your scribbles...
invickthus: strong netscape navigator vibes
Saintnex: I hate how much this legit feels like late 90s, early 2000s websites
BrindleBoar: Variketh!
silenceaux: Oh nice, that house is the sigil you were drawing.
Seth_Erickson: I think the notebook is drawing the symbol with his name on the pc by the way
Tangsm: Oh, is the scribbling a clue about what house you're dealing with?
h3rsh3yb4r: This game does take place in like '98
prince_infidel: Ben was right
TheWarDoctor8: 3g demon? what about the 5g demon?
laundreydhull: Wuddup Super NOPE Bros. Hour?
PharaohBender27: @TheWarDoctor8 Look, the local demonry hasn't upgraded yet
SquareDotCube: oh hi mark
Blakemcm: That guys arm moved, does that not prove he is the demon?
Easilycrazyhat: Oh, he's better
laundreydhull: gawd
NimrodXIV: I'm sure
BrindleBoar: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: HAH
YawnLance: Shit
Blythus: LORD
TheWriterAleph: lul
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSPOOP
passwordlost_hereiam: Oh he wigglin'!
BusTed: The scuttle.
circusofkirkus: why did he waddle so fast
blip2004: the scoots
Finalsora811: Seems like the right one to me!
MegaDosX: Oh wow
laundreydhull: The corner of my eye!
Blakemcm: Runnin like he an AOT Titan
itira: LOL i looked away
invickthus: he just do a lil shuffle
Easilycrazyhat: That wiggly walk
Saintnex: Oh we are in trouble?
ButButTheJesus: i love it
bearravenson: Good oneeeeeee
tacocat64_: I was looking away, what happened?
Tripleyew: Powerscuttling
Fanklok: How to get into the mortuary? Step 1, die.
PharaohBender27: @tacocat64_ A duplicate of the body on the table was in the hallway, and rushed at us
El_Funko: He got that dad bod
laundreydhull: The game is trying to act self-aware...
h3rsh3yb4r: You can try the ashes and the match
tacocat64_: Oh yikes
laundreydhull: Like that horrid Undertale
h3rsh3yb4r: I would be pretty confident burning this guy
Finalsora811: ^
Blakemcm: LRR hall of fame spook game
plundypops: I didn't know this was a horror show!
saucemaster5000: the last game to give nightmares was freddie fish
ButButTheJesus: that's what the demon WANTS you to think
Fanklok: Just burn down the whole thing
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MegaDosX: Settle down, Inquisition
MegaDosX: :p
laundreydhull: Why does the afterlife almost always turn out to L O A T H E the material world?
matthaus_c: nobody expects the benish inquisition
public_key_reveal_party: I stand by my decision of burning everyone in here and the building itself to the ground
itira: icky
Mister_BlueSky: Were those scratches on the head there before?
TheWriterAleph: BRRRRR
YawnLance: Dejuice that man!
h3rsh3yb4r: @Mister_BlueSky Yes
BrindleBoar: juice time
nbinney: cadaver goes brrrr
Easilycrazyhat: I don't think scooty boi uses doors XD\
itira: so liquid
Kramburger: This sounds like an old coffee pod machine
MegaDosX: @Kramburger Don't drink the coffee this machine makes
PharaohBender27: At least we don't see him shrivel in real time :p
raulghoulia: dejuice a whole man in under a minute!
matthaus_c: 2B or not 2B
laundreydhull: gawsh...
gundamschwing: Is this how gushers are made?
Blakemcm: is this a good weight loss treatment?
Utopos: Oh no why am I wearing headphones
laundreydhull: Imma go get my phone now...
Tangsm: I don't know how they resisted putting a jump scare right after you push that button.
itira: so glad i just finished my dinner
TemporallyAwry: @raulghoulia all the plumbing for the job was already installed PrideShrug
Fanklok: Adam's favorite fictional character 2b?
ladylinzington: @raulghoulia with the new Juice Loosener!
thatdesiree: His belly looks like a very upset face
NotCainNorAbel: I think Penn and Teller would approve of this game
matthaus_c: the videogames is a good counterbalance to the fact that it's an *upsetting* procedure
comrade_cards: squish
YawnLance: Man has been slurped
GhostofJeffGoldblum: sup folks how go the scares tonight
h3rsh3yb4r: @GhostofJeffGoldblum Spooky
ButButTheJesus: @GhostofJeffGoldblum oh we gon' die
TheMerricat: Just joined chat, have we gotten any new endings yet?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh, that's unfortunate
DiscordianTokkan: Mix Cleaner wasn't checked
NarishmaReborn: burn them alllllll
saucemaster5000: make sure to use the smoochable beard oil
Juliamon: TheMerricat We met Vallery down in the basement
Seth_Erickson: Did we try putting the sigil on the other bodies had to step away for a second.
laundreydhull: silence rain!
TheWriterAleph: what a handsome boy
TheMerricat: @Juliamon Thanks :)
brainbosh: Moisturizing before burning seems counter intuitive
NimrodXIV: ^^
Manae: Don't have time to do another I'd think
MegaDosX: What's all this "we" nonsense? :p
h3rsh3yb4r: If you're unsure you can use the ashes and Match
MilkInBags: hello Adam and Adam's son
passwordlost_hereiam: The demon said no, right? I say choose the opposite of the demon's advice
TemporallyAwry: You can always check the body. It's supposed to have some obvious signs I thought.
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DMGlol: 👀
jrockkuni: I will not tolerate for this slander against my man Mark
Easilycrazyhat: It's Adam lrrBEEJ
Juliamon: The demon didn't say no, it just questioned our choice
Kramburger: Hey my name's Mark... I don't *feel* possessed
h3rsh3yb4r: Ben use the ashes and match
Blakemcm: current guy!!!!
matthaus_c: 33%
El_Funko: Lock in first choice
PMAvers: What if we just burn them all.
Mister_BlueSky: The numbers don't lie.
Kramburger: What if you add Samoa Joe to the mix?
silenceaux: So is there a way to tell?
MilkInBags: as the famous band Drowning Pool said "Let the bodies hit the floor"
TheWarDoctor8: does the woman have a new forehead mark?
matthaus_c: did G-Man always have that on his forehead
Pteraspidomorphi: silenceaux: They get new marks
saucemaster5000: You're in a game with a sicilian and death is on the line!
Seth_Erickson: I think all the marks are the same
Pteraspidomorphi: But since they did the first 2 bodies last week it's hard to remember
Easilycrazyhat: He did
silenceaux: He definitely had that forehead mark
MilkInBags: oh hi mark 4Head
bearravenson: @Kramburger Your chances of possession drastic go down.
Juliamon: He totally did
passwordlost_hereiam: Right now the demon is doing the Scott Steiner promo: "You have a 33 1/3 % chance, but I got a "
Mister_BlueSky: Either way we get a new ending?
MegaDosX: I'll laugh if it was the third one and they were both wrong
GhostofJeffGoldblum: hold on to your butts
h3rsh3yb4r: The emergency method is to use the ashes near the cremator and the match in the lobby
Easilycrazyhat: It seems happy....
JonTheGoose: pizza a goin in
Easilycrazyhat: Scoot forward?
Dreamlettuce: burkeYe
MilkInBags: so you guessed wrong? FBtouchdown
itira: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
MilkInBags: right*
BrindleBoar: 👿
BusTed: ez game
PharaohBender27: FBtouchdown ?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Monty Hall'd it
gawag_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
vellebastet: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Blakemcm: Adam's instincts cant be beat!
DMGlol: avngrPog
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
gundamschwing: POG CHAMP
saucemaster5000: it was the corpse of a carpenter
NimrodXIV: Adam, professional demon slayer
NotCainNorAbel: seabatClap
7gorobei: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown VoteYea FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Roger_Job329: Night two
Finalsora811: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MilkInBags: no new ending?
Easilycrazyhat: He did. i remember looking it up when I saw it
laundreydhull: what dragged him?
prince_infidel: Never wrong
Austere_Squire: can we get, like, a night off?
passwordlost_hereiam: @laundreydhull Jesus
Saintnex: oh, oh no
agnarr5: 3.
jrockkuni: :)
TheMerricat: I don't think you got it right.
TheWriterAleph: "How bout a raise, Ray?"
Kramburger: That voice doesn't belong with that head. That's a bald man's voice
Diabore: i would not be fine
Seth_Erickson: To be fair that body did have the forehead mark
Austere_Squire: oh no
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Oh, no, we failed
GhostofJeffGoldblum: We're the demoin
PharaohBender27: D:
NimrodXIV: uh oh
MilkInBags: D:
Easilycrazyhat: You did not get it right XD
saucemaster5000: except the last two nights. which were pretty much the same
Mister_BlueSky: FBtouchdown
BusTed: Whoops.
MilkInBags: new ending FBtouchdown
Blakemcm: Adam's instincts can always be beat!
GhostValv: oops
jrockkuni: Justice for Mark!
PharaohBender27: BAD END
xantos69: oh snap
Dreamlettuce: burkeGasm
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh my
matthaus_c: origami
NimrodXIV: origami
Darleysam: my boneitis!
DeM0nFiRe: is he gonna be ok?
bearravenson: Homie got Vecna'd
MilkInBags: cubed
TheWriterAleph: ooh, Vecna'd
pryzum_: got chrissied
CaptainSpam: Well. Live and learn.
brat_the_wurst: cronch
Easilycrazyhat: Vecna style
DiscordianTokkan: Turned him into Leg-Chan
thatdesiree: Origami!
Diabore: i disagree that this is the bad end
raulghoulia: quick run up that hill!
Robot_Bones: or, hear me out, Good end
bobokiddo: oh damn...
saucemaster5000: mmmm.... pizza roll... good end
Austere_Squire: you did just kinda hire a rando and give them no training and tell them "go exorcise demons", so i don't know what you expected, ray
MilkInBags: I mean is it bad to become a powerful demon?
matthaus_c: any ending we get a pizza roll is not so bad
Talin06: well a bad end
laundreydhull: EACH?!
passwordlost_hereiam: I assume one end is to just not burn any and get possessed?
gawag_: its very scary but also an actual video game
matthaus_c: DreadXP is a good seal of quality
Easilycrazyhat: Just afk XD
h3rsh3yb4r: Ben and Adam, do you know about the Ashes and Matches?
TheWriterAleph: nah he's fine
BusTed: Meta progress!
bobokiddo: so are you guaranteed a different ending each shift?
Seth_Erickson: I feel like that'd still give you ending 5.
MilkInBags: can you pick the same ending now or can you only get a new one?
Austere_Squire: she was locked in, so i'm curious if you can set her free
Seth_Erickson: Well we found a singular match
Easilycrazyhat: S P O R T S
MilkInBags: oh man I love music band bad
Easilycrazyhat: Does our car work now that Raymond is cool with us?
Mister_BlueSky: Go, go my favorite sports team. Score a goal unit... basket.
saucemaster5000: if you love something
h3rsh3yb4r: Across from the Cremator theres a bag of ashes. You can use them with the matches to try to find the demon body as a last resort. But you only have one shot
Seth_Erickson: That'd be great
Robot_Bones: Let me out, let me out, this is not a dance
MilkInBags: C'est l'halloween!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Spooktober, baby
bearravenson: I saw them on tour with Singer Songwriter
Seth_Erickson: Hell yeah
CaptainSpam: "So anyway, that's how I became the world's first demon mortuary worker, using the body of this young girl as my vessel. Back to work!"
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
Blakemcm: THATS AWESOME!!!
NimrodXIV: :D
BusTed: 🎃
GhostValv: cute
Saintnex: very nice
ButButTheJesus: @Mister_BlueSky beat the opponents! Soundly!
Seth_Erickson: This is a good ass game
Easilycrazyhat: This seems...unprofessional for a mortuary XD
TemporallyAwry: Extra Spooky lrrSPOOP
passwordlost_hereiam: Why would you... ever decorate a morgue for halloween?
TheWriterAleph: twick o tweet
saucemaster5000: damn it milk that got me PrideLaugh
Tripleyew: Okay, that is pretty cool
El_Funko: a shirt commemorating Huey Lewis and the News' seminal 1983 album Sports
TheWizard0fAz: Why James only gonna buy icecream to Serge?
gundamschwing: It's Spoopifer's cousin!
MegaDosX: Does the coffee machine make pumpkin spice lattes now? I hear that's a thing in Halloween in the US
Easilycrazyhat: Who decorates a mortuary? XD
Koshindan: Gotta take a spooky dump.
BrindleBoar: having a picture of Valery up is sorta distasteful
Darleysam: Halloween doesn't stop just because you gotta pee
Utopos: The same type of person who puts halloween decorations in a mortuary
JonnyGlitched: Hello Adam! Hello Ben! Hello Chat!
silenceaux: It's Halloween even when you poop.
Kramburger: You've never wanted to pee on a Jack o lantern?
ChrisTheLemming: you can turn off the music on the desk
Tripleyew: Thank goodness none of the Halloween decorations will turn creepy on us. That would be scary.
h3rsh3yb4r: Across from the Cremator there's a bag of ashes. You can use them with the matches to try to find the demon body as a last resort. But you only have one shot
Seth_Erickson: it's the little prurple box right
MegaDosX: Sounds like a music box
saucemaster5000: it's always halloween when I poop
Mister_BlueSky: So you can spoop while you spoop.
KeytarCat: purple on the front of the desk?
ChrisTheLemming: purple music box
JonTheGoose: the festivities don't end when u gotta poop
JonnyGlitched: Well that was annoying
SnackPak_: so festive
BrindleBoar: Raymond pls
Utopos: Boo indeed
MegaDosX: Boo!
gawag_: gold
Easilycrazyhat: Does the car work? Can we just go home for Halloween?
MilkInBags: Boo :)
couchboyj: My mans never been so constipated he forgot which month it is
rick0chet008: They're for hallow-peeing
passwordlost_hereiam: So the dude who knows demons are real and haunting this morgue decorated?
h3rsh3yb4r: Across from the Cremator there's a bag of ashes. You can use them with the matches to try to find the demon body as a last resort. But you only have one shot
MegaDosX: I feel like a mortuary would absolutely go all out on Halloween decorations
shendaras: Time to relearn where all the items are
TheWriterAleph: SoSpooky
passwordlost_hereiam: Estrada!
Saintnex: I get the distinct feeling that all of these fun halloween decos are gunna scare the heck out of us
Diabore: he not rich no more
matthaus_c: eat the brian rich
saucemaster5000: It's definitely randall. name one good randall
MegaDosX: Any relation to Armando Alejandro Estrada?
JonnyGlitched: Randy... Randle....son. Randy Randleson
NoOne_OfConsequence: Wonder if you'll get any trick-or-treaters.
Robot_Bones: Randal Keith from CandleKeep
Finalsora811: @saucemaster5000 Randall Savage.
bearravenson: No decorations in the morgue section, that would be weird
diceinbox: Is let’s nope confirmed doing another dark anthology?
Nuurgle: Randal's not even supposed to be here today
saucemaster5000: Alright, name fifteen good randalls.
matthaus_c: you forgot it's spooky month, but we were talking about discord horror movie nights just the other day benginLul
masterinferno47: hellooo everyone!
Easilycrazyhat: Got a groucho marx mask on
BusTed: theblu69MEETING
Tangsm: See, the morgue would be the place to put the 12 ft. tall home depot skeleton.
masterinferno47: how is y'all?
plundypops: sussy spooky mans
Seth_Erickson: If he was dressed up as an amogus character this game would be legendary LUL
Easilycrazyhat: I mean, you're writing it down, right?
UnkeptFlea: writes down "amogus"
JonnyGlitched: This game seems like it;s... playing to a fetish
PMAvers: Specifically twerking amongus
Juliamon: JonnyGlitched I mean, if your fetish is corpses, I guess
masterinferno47: lrrBEEJ
matthaus_c: power rangers?
Easilycrazyhat: It's labeled from their perspectived, but listed from yours. Seems ineffecient
silenceaux: 15 good pokemon
Blythus: I'm so excited for the Dark Pictures stream this year. (Assuming y'all are doing the newest one!)
gawag_: Monsters Inc
Seth_Erickson: That's Monster Inc
masterinferno47: Randall was monsters inc
h3rsh3yb4r: Can you name 15 things you like about Adam?
DMGlol: monstsers inc
notthepenguins: randa
notthepenguins: eanda
Kramburger: Adam was thinking of Randall Keith Orton
Easilycrazyhat: "Put that thing back where it came from!"
Mr_Horrible: little known fact: the Lizardman from Soul Calibur is actually named Randal
gawag_: that part where his henchman gets sucked with a hose still gives me nightmares
masterinferno47: oooo thunder spooky
PharaohBender27: NGL, the mouth stuff is what bothers me most
passwordlost_hereiam: First Name, Lastname, Occupation? Lizardman, LizardMan, and uh... Lizardman
masterinferno47: on
bearravenson: Open up and say ahh!
JonnyGlitched: Why are we stapling his gums?!?!
Easilycrazyhat: No smiling in the morgue
Juliamon: To keep the mouth closed
masterinferno47: okay, what is slack I always hear you guys talk about it?
PharaohBender27: @JonnyGlitched To keep his mouth shut so it's not just hanging open at the funeral
h3rsh3yb4r: You don't want his jaw flapping open at the funeral
Juliamon: masterinferno47 Discord for businesses
Seth_Erickson: by the pc maybe?
Nuurgle: slack is Discord for grownups
PharaohBender27: @masterinferno47 It's kind of like Discord, but not?
lazermeow: When you die, you muscles slacken, so naturally your mouth falls open.
JonnyGlitched: eye caps are very gross
masterinferno47: @juliamon thank you, I was "dying" to know
silenceaux: the fact that you always lock up their mouths, and that the demons can talk anyways, is something
JonnyGlitched: they so spiky
Easilycrazyhat: Less of this :D and more of this :|
saucemaster5000: I have a buddy who works for slack, and went to a work party at their office. Surprisingly organized
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gawag_: i wonder if norticians would find this accurate
NotCainNorAbel: old haunted buildings will do that as the ghosts walk around.
PharaohBender27: @saucemaster5000 I'm not sure if that's been to be a compliment or the HUGEST burn :D
Easilycrazyhat: Why do corpses need Gatorade?
masterinferno47: is yummy
h3rsh3yb4r: @Easilycrazyhat It's got what plants crave
Seth_Erickson: Could it be in the bathroom or do we need to go to the basement?
saucemaster5000: @saucemaster5000 a little of column a....
masterinferno47: everyone needs more electrolytes
thatdesiree: Like out the toilet?
BusTed: Maybe you need to get it from the basement. :)
Easilycrazyhat: Wait, did that say "Thicc-quid"? XD
JonnyGlitched: You drank it all
Seth_Erickson: There were extras of everything in the basement
matthaus_c: Bryan Cranston made a run of the place a few hours ago
jrockkuni: I've got a menthal, is that close enough
Micsig: under the pump?
Manae: Is it under the pump?
AlchemicalPanda: On the cart under the machine right by the body?
Nuurgle: shelf below the tank? is that anything?
DEATHlikescats: Below machine
Dog_of_Myth: haha
Easilycrazyhat: Game, why?
Seth_Erickson: sneaky game
masterinferno47: haha
Blakemcm: That might be new
matthaus_c: oh shit, banan time
DEATHlikescats: So sneaky
Dog_of_Myth: we can be helpful....
shendaras: I was worried you had to go unlock the basement to get materials from there.
saucemaster5000: we're useful! break out the champaign!
Finalsora811: Uh-huh.
Saintnex: Oh hey, is that Valery?
Kramburger: M'am?
PharaohBender27: Ma'am, I'm working here
h3rsh3yb4r: Visit Valery again?
itira: lady plz
Austere_Squire: ma'am, this is a wendy's
Easilycrazyhat: No loitering!
TheWriterAleph: ma'am this is a wendy's
saucemaster5000: sir, this isn't a wendy's
Juliamon: Vallery can you keep it down please
SnackPak_: customers are the worst
TheWriterAleph: @Austere_Squire shit LUL
Utopos: Excuse me, the mortuary is first come first served
Kramburger: Open it and give her a smooch
bearravenson: Why don't you come over, Valerie?
JonnyGlitched: Yes, an Iron Maiden, totally fits the theme of a mortuary.
Finalsora811: "Do you accept walk-ins?"
matthaus_c: I feel bad, Vallery is getting Morpheus'd
Dog_of_Myth: No one likes a Karen in a mortuary, Vallery.
Seth_Erickson: If I were Vallery I'd simply open the wooden coffin Kappa
masterinferno47: @jonnyglitched wasn't that just a normal coffin?
JonnyGlitched: Valerie did hurt my ear balls
PharaohBender27: @JonnyGlitched Excuse me, that was clearly a WOOD maiden sparkl171Smug
gawag_: no morticians union to speak of
Easilycrazyhat: What's the disposal process for this stuff irl? I assume it's not just going into the sewers, right?
Utopos: During the day, the mortuary doubles as a maker space
Mr_Horrible: mortuaries are closed during daylight hours by federal law
JonnyGlitched: @masterinferno47 the shoulder bits looked maideny
bearravenson: @JonnyGlitched Which is still an improvement over the Straw Maiden
JonnyGlitched: Worse than Bethesda Lock minigames
saucemaster5000: this is how they do it. not a single mortician knows what it actually does.
Mr_Horrible: can't wait to be killed by famous demon Pumpkinhead
Seth_Erickson: Yeah but I feel like that is more towards being realistic from a an actual mortuary assistant
matthaus_c: we can just experience the haunting vibes
JonnyGlitched: 12345
Rift_goose: You still need to burn the right bodies
couchboyj: Those Halloween decorations are going to get you. In the game, too.
NoOne_OfConsequence: How has this funeral home not been sued out of business for all of the unauthorized cremations?
El_Funko: Do you think you could take a scalpel to the basement, and get the blood from the woman's arm?
El_Funko: since it was open with a bucket there
El_Funko: I don't know if that's anything
Easilycrazyhat: Worst. Job. Ever.
Mr_Horrible: you've gotta do your job, your spooooky job, and Progress The Narrative
JonnyGlitched: wait, you embalmed them, now you're burning them? What's the point of embalming???
Seth_Erickson: What the fuck Australia?
Juliamon: JonnyGlitched You only burn the one the demon's hiding in
h3rsh3yb4r: Well more of a demon but ok
MilkInBags: streamers are so mean with other streamers
gibbousm: based on what I know, figuring out the other endings are......convoluted. Like many horror games
Phailhammer: Hey, it's a traditional process down here!
masterinferno47: @noone_ofconsequence happens more often then you'd think
El_Funko: nah this is kinda our vibe
ButButTheJesus: i don't think that's a human bean down there
MilkInBags: LUL
Talin06: i think that is how he makes the fluid from her blood
Abelzumi: i wish i was another streamer so you'd be mean to me
Pteraspidomorphi: uhhh
PMAvers: Incoming Kramburger in 5...
Mr_Horrible: you said you were gonna put me on a rocket with Elon Musk, Adam! sofieWut
MilkInBags: streamers are not people so you can't be mean to them? OpieOP
Mr_Horrible: how is that not mean?!
matthaus_c: @PMAvers Adam has never been mean to Kramburger!
JonnyGlitched: You're pretty mean to Blue, Adam
Seth_Erickson: In the third drawer with the iv bag filler I think
saucemaster5000: the keyword there is "peers"
eric_christian_berg: Have you checked your butthole?
Nuurgle: blue is a pee-er, not a peer
h3rsh3yb4r: Adam was mean to me once when I was in twitch chat seabatCHOICE
Mr_Horrible: funko stans only in this channel
diceinbox: I saw Adam in public the other day. I said that I enjoyed his streams and then he stabbed me
JonnyGlitched: I've been mean to Adam, does that count?
Abelzumi: Put one in the background call it a Funko Prop
Fanklok: You're allowed to like Funko Pops
Pteraspidomorphi: Shut up, corpse
Blythus: Why does the guy on the gourney look like Beej?
Utopos: Ugh, the tooth bit
Mr_Horrible: sir, please, we're trying to work
eric_christian_berg: Shush you!
bearravenson: uhhh.....
saucemaster5000: It doesn't help when you keep saying fee-fi-fo-fum
BusTed: There we go.
Talin06: you did say you wanted to be a heel
JonnyGlitched: Wow, you're old
Mr_Horrible: thankfully he has no sausage
PharaohBender27: Tom Green confirmed demon!?
NotCainNorAbel: burn him CurseLit
Mr_Horrible: He grinds our bones to make his protein shakes
Abelzumi: Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum, being mean on Twitch Dot C—
masterinferno47: Tom green sosig
Abelzumi: never mind
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BusTed: Does Beej look like Tom Green?
JonnyGlitched: I mean...
Abelzumi: soon as I said it
Blythus: Quote that quote that!
SnackPak_: Beej would
NimrodXIV: you could say that, but don't
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Would you describe him as submissive nad breedable, Adam?
matthaus_c: submissive and beejable
Mr_Horrible: Beej doesn''t strike me as submissive, tho
gundamschwing: What's the difference between Beej and a cadaver?
Juliamon: chat, no
TemporallyAwry: lrrADAM jlrrNo
JonnyGlitched: Breejable
MegaDosX: What is even happening right now.
passwordlost_hereiam: Oh but when I call my coworkers breedable I have to "talk to HR"
Mr_Horrible: one of these days a Let's NOPE is just gonna get this channel nuked LUL
masterinferno47: that's a lot of blood pouring out
Abelzumi: That honking sound is what breejing sounds like
Fanklok: I'm going to become a millionaire so I can buy LRR and fire Adam
JonTheGoose: gotta breed for those hidden beej abilities
Juliamon: This one's definitely the demon body though right
Abelzumi: Do you want to change that?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: You are just a sack of blood
saucemaster5000: we are squeeeze-its
Blythus: We're like blood balloobs :D
Robot_Bones: Briming with ooze
gundamschwing: Just little fleshy water balloons
Blythus: *balloons fuck
MegaDosX: Isn't it something like 5L of blood in a human body?
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon It sure feels like a strong candidate
lazermeow: Our bodies got OUNCES of blood bro.
JonnyGlitched: Dave's not here man
GhostofJeffGoldblum: We're like blood gogurts
masterinferno47: I don't wanna be sloshing around with all that blood, get it out of me
Mr_Horrible: Sorry, which male authority figure are you, again?
bearravenson: a thin layer of skin is all that holds it in
jrockkuni: imagine needing blood. #SkeletonGang
Juliamon: oh, plot time
Abelzumi: "Rebecca, come here now. Beej won't wait forever."
Utopos: Why'd you redecorate the lobby
masterinferno47: take it out
passwordlost_hereiam: Oh no, generational trauma!!!
circusofkirkus: yo mom has a cool fit
comrade_cards: "clowns don't have blood. I've looked!" -cam
diceinbox: Didn’t it say if you insert possessed blood into the possessed body it would deactivate them
Abelzumi: She's like reverse Jenga
JonnyGlitched: Someone needs some Zyprexa
LemonOnRye: gibe
Easilycrazyhat: They really want dat Drip
Mister_BlueSky: Give me what I want! etc.
passwordlost_hereiam: Give it to me now! I want a soul! I want a whole soul!
Mr_Horrible: Sorry, we don't have any choco tacos, they discontinued them
letfireraindown: Totally fashionable mom!
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible please tell me this isn't true
h3rsh3yb4r: Yo he's kinda packin though
Mr_Horrible: @Mr_Horrible I have terrible news
Easilycrazyhat: wut
El_Funko: A lot more than are playing Overwatch 2
noisyblizzard: me
masterinferno47: wow
Robot_Bones: 3 dozen
JonnyGlitched: suckers
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Yeah the queues are huge
letfireraindown: Like Kathleen on Ask LRR this week, shades and Leather Jacket!
saucemaster5000: aw. @Mr_Horrible
GhostofJeffGoldblum: People are thirsty to do Naxx again
Abelzumi: Whoops can't say that
Mr_Horrible: Everyone just wants to talk to a Tuskarr again
Abelzumi: Sorry Mods
matthaus_c: jfc, I'd only wait in a 3h queue to vote benginLul
PMAvers: Death knights loving those one-handed agility weapons.
Finalsora811: I played just to unlock the mount in Retail. That is the most Classic I have ever played.
Talin06: same
Mr_Horrible: it's Overwatch
Scy_Anide: Armor pen was fun for...warriors.
El_Funko: Sounds profoundly like Overwatch 1.5
Mr_Horrible: with a 2 spraypainted on
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Overwatch 2 has been DDoS'd into non existence, for the moment
DMGlol: queues are also huge
Seth_Erickson: Servers were getting hit hard from what I heard
GhostofJeffGoldblum: No one cna log in
Manae: Need to get uncrittable so you can tank!
itsr67: queueverwatch 2
BrindleBoar: bigger queues and worse connections
ButButTheJesus: wait, they launched Overwatch 2 and Lich King the same day?
Mortimew: I wonder how many YTub channels have tried to get an appointment to help an embalmer for Halloween
JonTheGoose: Overwatch too
arkham1981: I think about going back to wow from time to time but then I keep hearing stories about how awful blizzard is.
saucemaster5000: I'd wait that to smooch the queen
JonnyGlitched: I've never waited more than 15 min to vote
Blakemcm: If you are in America please do it this year
Easilycrazyhat: Mail-in ballots are the only way forward
shendaras: Be happy you aren't in the US
Mr_Bitterness: BattlepassWatch 1.5
Mr_Horrible: I'll keep playing my Gundam Overwatch thank you very much
lazermeow: I vote by mail, no queue required.
Mr_Horrible: yeeeeeah
Mr_Horrible: Last Epoch slaps
PMAvers: I mean, it could always be worse. $250 booster packs.
DarknessKingCoH: Absentee baybee!
matthaus_c: @Easilycrazyhat we don't do ballots in Brazil, so not quite an option
Blythus: I mean I really don't want to give Blizzard any business
Juliamon: damn, people really excited to hop back on ABK again
MilkInBags: Victoria 3 in 3 weeks big pog
Mr_Horrible: made a kickass autobomber with the void knight my last time through it
El_Funko: Darktiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide
Darleysam: you planning to do Scorn on here after this?
NimrodXIV: new Dark Pictures game
Finalsora811: Dragon Ball Breakers?
Robot_Bones: New Plague tail is coming out this month
ButButTheJesus: oh heck choo choo charles
vellebastet: Very excited for new Pokemon
Abelzumi: Would you play a Pokemon first-person sim
JonnyGlitched: None of these game you're saying are my jam
masterinferno47: man bodies are weird
GhostofJeffGoldblum: 40K Left 4 Dead
GhostofJeffGoldblum: basically
El_Funko: He meant to say Left 4 Dead
GhostofJeffGoldblum: looks sick
Mr_Horrible: Darktide lesgooooooo
DrAegirinePyrope: Definitely looking forward to Darktide
Mr_Horrible: don't play with Ben, tho, he'll betray you to Nurgle
Darleysam: hell yeah, it's out on the 14th
Seth_Erickson: No but it does have a release date from what I'
Seth_Erickson: seen*
Abelzumi: Outlast Trials multiplayer?
MilkInBags: Adam, Victoria 3!!!
Charlocity: Is Desert Bus the same week any of those games come out?
Mr_Horrible: insufferable
gh0sty_1220: @LoadingReadyRun just got power back from a hurricane. glad I get to come back and see my favorite boys
Mr_Horrible: is the word
Mr_Bitterness: And your Knife is Randy Feltface
Blakemcm: ad break soon? need to pee
JonnyGlitched: Stellaris?
MilkInBags: GW3 👀
Utopos: Has there ever been a good game where your gun had a voice?
masterinferno47: is this game actually scary at all?
Darleysam: Civ VII Kreygasm
saucemaster5000: I want my gun voiced by Gibert Gottfried
Mr_Horrible: yeah, I'd get on board GW3
Blythus: I mean GW2 is pretty awesome
DarknessKingCoH: Having guns with voices was enough in Borderlands, I don't need more thanks
Talin06: are we not on the third rune scape
Easilycrazyhat: Psh, nooooo.....>.>
masterinferno47: borderlands
JonnyGlitched: Cyberpunk 2077
Mr_Horrible: BL2 in places
Seth_Erickson: Borderlands? maybe
masterinferno47: absolutely
passwordlost_hereiam: Borderlands 2 and Pre-Sequel
Mr_Bitterness: There's a couple in Borderlands
diceinbox: When is ricochet 2
Fanklok: Just remaster Guid Wars 1
h3rsh3yb4r: BL2 had some talking guns
ElissenRedux: there's one in cyberpunk
Morrigan9: mine have all barked lul
Koshindan: Doom 3 had a weaponized cube that had many voices.
Mr_Horrible: there's a couple talking guns yeah
saucemaster5000: Marcel Marceau voiced all the guns in Doom
Blythus: Do you count the part of Portal 2 where potato-glados gets stuck to your portal gun?
RunicScribe: Portal 2, depending on your definition of gun
arkham1981: If you guys want to play a real spooky game you could always play the "spend a thousand dollars on a magic 30th edition box and hope you don't get screwed"
El_Funko: There weren't any talking guns in any of the Hexens right
JonnyGlitched: Clippy in CP2077 is pretty good
diceinbox: Enter the Gungeon
DarknessKingCoH: Bane, and whiney sniper rifle
Mr_Horrible: a cursed one that screams, and then one made from a robot that roasts you
AnjaZeta: @Fanklok Yes please!
blip2004: the handful of borderlands guns that spoke were very annoying as well
LithelyUnshod: Transistor
MilkInBags: boredom lands OpieOP
masterinferno47: cyberpunk has clippy
Blythus: WHAT
EvilBadman: Borderlands and cp2077
Fanklok: @h3rsh3yb4r hey you stole my answer
Abelzumi: Portal 2 horror mods?
Seth_Erickson: LUL
hatboozeparty: wow
tacocat64_: There's a game with a sentient gun, I forget what it's called
Easilycrazyhat: @RunicScribe Is a potato a gun?
BusTed: blat blat
passwordlost_hereiam: The company of sin? You mean Amazon?
JonnyGlitched: blah blah blah
masterinferno47: ooooo those sound like some good pops
eric_christian_berg: Sir, this is a morgue.
Pteraspidomorphi: ok!
matthaus_c: TMI
bearravenson: and a partridge in a pear tree?
NotCainNorAbel: hey I think I see the body moving
Abelzumi: Just like beej
Mr_Horrible: Dude it's not an open mic
Easilycrazyhat: Keep it to yourself buddy
Finalsora811: Pinhead?!
KeytarCat: Well I didn'
magical_girl_amelia: that's very interesting, dude
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
Mr_Horrible: Little Guy!
Nonra_: "i have come" not appropriate for a morgue my dude
Mr_Horrible: FBtouchdown
blip2004: the Deep ones hunger
Easilycrazyhat: Oh, we're in Dimir
masterinferno47: woter
JonnyGlitched: Suddenly Quake 1
Seth_Erickson: those walls got that scorn vibe
diceinbox: Demon got big beautiful eyes
animated_fairy: Oh it’s squishy
matthaus_c: oh no, Lucifer is Eric Andre
gawag_: he looks like the terminator a lil bit
Finalsora811: And now Eric Andre.
hatboozeparty: Maybe ask for directions?
Mr_Horrible: so have we talked to Raymond about this stuff? Like, "Yeah Azazel keeps bringing up my dead dad." "Yeah, that sounds like him."
Mr_Horrible: our dad's got stick-arms
Abelzumi: Lov
JonnyGlitched: Your character's voice actor sounds familiar
Saintnex: It almost looks like they dont have any triceps at all
Easilycrazyhat: Happy Fathers Day!
Nonra_: what a happy game
masterinferno47: break time!
Saintnex: Time to stretch those limbs and cycle various fluids
Juliamon: !break
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saucemaster5000: need one of those nifty mortician pumps to cycle my fluids
DrAegirinePyrope: Cycle the fluids takes on a different meaning with this game
jaydobbleyou: Another Halloween movie? I thought they made like 3 in the last 3 years
Juliamon: They make money, I guess
jaydobbleyou: yea but do you think Mike Myers ever gets tired of the killing?
Easilycrazyhat: That's what he said
Lyropithic: Bang on the money
Easilycrazyhat: Quite
Seth_Erickson: Doesn't bother me
JonnyGlitched: I hate ads, it's mind control
Roger_Job329: mehhh
Lyropithic: Eh. It's part of the business
Juliamon: I don't see them, so
notthepenguins: ad breaks? don't bother me
JonnyGlitched: I object to them on a moral level
Mr_Bitterness: Preroll ads are super annoying
Koshindan: Doesn't bother me because I take my headset off.
e_bloc: I just look at something else
jaydobbleyou: ads are fine
TheWarDoctor8: I hate ads
aClonedPickle: they're a plague
BrindleBoar: they're annoying but it's that or pay
TheThirdTail: I despise ads with every fiber of my being, but that's because they're a product of capitalism
saucemaster5000: I find them mildly annoying
DaveUncreative: kinda depends on the ads
prince_infidel: I HATE ads!
vellebastet: They're fine.
Stratavarius: Ad breaks, as proper breaks, fine. I hate them otherwise
Saintnex: I get a bit annoyed when I get the exact same ads over and over again, but otherwise, I dont mind
Seth_Erickson: Preroll adds are annoying but I can deal
Kain2270: I don't like ads but I know I have to live with it to support streamers.
MegaDosX: A necessary evil
DMGlol: mom i'm working right now
passwordlost_hereiam: Does this meemaw fuck?
gawag_: i have basically replace TV watching with twitch so its basically neutral
Pteraspidomorphi: Sorry, I don't watch ads
JonnyGlitched: The Illusory Truth Effect is real
notthepenguins: twitch ads I hate but that's bc the content sucks
NotCainNorAbel: some ads are fine; I get frustrated with ads that are the mess
gibbousm: it depends on the quantity and frequency of the same ad
Kaaosa: I don't mind ads, but I do preferentially but competitors products
Kaaosa: buy*
magical_girl_amelia: ad breaks are FINE so long as they're a proper break; not at the start of everything
Easilycrazyhat: I don't blame anyone for running ads, but I don't like them. The ads themselves are so manipulative and gross.
saucemaster5000: she got those gams
TemporallyAwry: Learn about advertising - you'll hate ads too. There has to be a better way.
JonnyGlitched: I don't care it's how we get things, I don't want THAT thing
ElissenRedux: My problem is when ads are obnoxiously loud compared to what I'm watching, which is usually
KeytarCat: Ads aren't regulated for audio level, so they sometimes SUCK
Talin06: ads you choose to run are fine the forced ads are bad
ButButTheJesus: i only mind them if they interrupt the stream
arkham1981: I find the adds way less annoying when big giant circles plays with them.
SnackPak_: oofa
Seth_Erickson: If the audio volume is awful then I put them on blast.
ElissenRedux: Oh yeah. ASMR drove me getting Youtube premium
Robot_Bones: ASMR into a Peepy Theme song?
zeanith_helfire: Paying for a service and also having ads is awful
Roger_Job329: It bugs me on news casts since they drop in randomly
JonnyGlitched: It interrupts content
matthaus_c: I get a lot of ads about professional gaming, those are real Rich on noises at the start
diceinbox: Don’t really bother me cause you don’t do it while stuff is going on
brat_the_wurst: i don't mind professional ads but i hate the shitty mobile game ads
ElissenRedux: The bottom screen pop ups are totally fine tho
MegaDosX: While we're talking ads, I /hate/ the proliferation of gambling ads in Australia in recent memory
jaydobbleyou: worlds was crazy today
notthepenguins: I think they're annoying
NotCainNorAbel: nah
NickPenrhyn: nope
notthepenguins: I understand why they're there
NightValien28: I do because they are loud as heck
GhostValv: depends if it's 3 ads or 7-9 ads
NickPenrhyn: they are but it is what it is
Natimus_Prime: I pay for Turbo. Ads aren't a thing for me
zeanith_helfire: no
Veste: idk about annoyed but i might take that as my queue to exit
Easilycrazyhat: Not the running of ads, but I haven't seen an enjoyable ad in a long time.
El_Funko: I pay for Twitch Turbo so I don't have to experience that
shendaras: It's annoying to check out somewhere new on twitch and then have to sit through multiple ads at the start. I think it hurts a new viewer experience if you're just looking.
Veste: CUE
NightValien28: the ads volume is up the roof
Veste: dangit
TheWarDoctor8: I am MORE likely to leave a channel immediately if ads proc the moment I tune in
MegaDosX: OK but why thiough
PMAvers: Weirdly, I've never seen a ad on Twitch for ages, and I don't have a Turbo account anymore.
JonnyGlitched: I don't need an alternative to ads to object tot them
diceinbox: No not at all
itmightbemikey: Twitch has put in so much effort to defeat adblockers it's actually crazy
TheThirdTail: I do get upset, but not at the streamer. I'm upset at the system
DaveUncreative: @MegaDosX Yeah, the gambling industry really spending some cash
onion_flake: for your stream no but when I get 5 minutes of ads every half hour yes
Lyropithic: Gotta make a livin' somehow
Darleysam: Twitch can't be a free service
Mr_Bitterness: Again, its just the pre-roll that I hate. Let me check out the stream
DarthRagnar815: That's just amazonRUDE1 amazonRUDE2
Robot_Bones: Nah, but I prefer ads on entry to ads mid role
Roger_Job329: when I'm watching political news yes but then I just go to youtube
JonnyGlitched: I think all cops should be fired, I don't need a solution to replace cops
Diabore: pre rolls are hot ass
masterinferno47: have you guys seen the new McDonald's toys? I know this is an odd question. they have actually terrifying toys
sorrow_of_aria: If it's so annoying to a person they count in chat why don't they just block them.
public_key_reveal_party: yeah, I mean, ads kinda suck, but if I get someone as time and entertainment for free, ehh, I'll take it
DeM0nFiRe: I prefer the ads that are like in-video reads by the content creator, because I know those can't inject malware or track me
Darleysam: has to make Amazon money somehow, or they just ditch it
GhostValv: pre rolls I do think work pretty dece
Seth_Erickson: the old key is in the third drawer under those newspaper stuff by the way Ben. The shelf with the liquid for the iv bags if you wanted to grab it.
JonnyGlitched: Amazon gets my money from Prime
letfireraindown: I'm not terribly concerned. I am subbed to LRR, but other than that I move my Prime Sub around to what I'm watching. Usually Games Done Quick during events
Saintnex: I think the biggest annoyance I have with the current ads I keep getting is that they are all travel ads, and I legit have no money to travel :p
NotCainNorAbel: I wish the stream would go pic-in-pic instead of the ad taking up the entire window
masterinferno47: they've given all their characters 4 beady eyes
Diabore: i dont like them, i understand them
PMAvers: I'd be happier if the streamer got more money from ads.
TemporallyAwry: For whatever reason I'm in a demographic that gets abrasive and toxic-masculinity ads. LRR handles ads well, other services/platforms/etc ... heck I've unsubbed from podcasts for trying to be "cute" tricking you into listening to an ad read like it's part of the episode.
Seth_Erickson: I think the more you do the bodies the further it progresses. But I'm not sure about that.
GhostValv: I tend to hate advertising with a slight passion.
Ritaspirithntr: Speaking of interrupting ads. I was getting caught up on NaD2D vods and the YT ads would interrupt the scene. Very rude and annoying.
tacocat64_: The post it thing might be based on how far along you are with the bodies.
Gascitygaming: Ben I just want you to know i just heard you call Adam Launchpad McQuack, i'm not sure how to feel about it yet lol
Blakemcm: we have seen new stuff every session so thats good
Abelzumi: Dealing with bodies like cards, bby
Talin06: look for runes when you drain the blood
Juliamon: Now we figure out the name of the demon in the one that was trying to talk to us and toast that bad boy
passwordlost_hereiam: I didn't see it
matthaus_c: what the *hell* was that
Easilycrazyhat: Id din't even see it XD
GhostValv: wowie
matthaus_c: I guess that's what it was
masterinferno47: jeezus
Easilycrazyhat: Oh, I saw that
ElissenRedux: fuck that got me
JonnyGlitched: lrrSPOOPY
Saintnex: Gah, that got me real bad
Blakemcm: Jesus you silly scamp!
masterinferno47: that was actually terrifying
MegaDosX: These boys gon' have heart attacks live on stream
passwordlost_hereiam: The receptionist
matthaus_c: it's pie
JonnyGlitched: mmm pie
saucemaster5000: It's Zoe Kravitz
ButButTheJesus: RIP AND TEAR
Gascitygaming: mmmmm pie
Utopos: Turns out all of this is just a very extensive set of Halloween pranks by Zoey
matthaus_c: monocle
JonnyGlitched: monocole
MegaDosX: Alexa, play The Only Thing They Fear Is You
Seth_Erickson: Nasus' Axe
ButButTheJesus: q
NickPenrhyn: Sharingan Lantern Pie on Allrecipes
Gascitygaming: what anime was it where they used the scrolls for powers and stuff?
Seth_Erickson: There have been a couple I feel
Easilycrazyhat: You need the code for the basement, right?
matthaus_c: @Gascitygaming naruto?
Seth_Erickson: Naruto has the paper bombs
Micsig: lookup you demon before you forget?
MegaDosX: Should you put the runes in the circle thing now?
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Dog_of_Myth: lrrSPOOP
matthaus_c: jiminy christmas
GhostValv: these jumps are pretty strong
bearravenson: rude
Seth_Erickson: They're getting real physical this shift
Seth_Erickson: Under the newspaper clips I believe
Gascitygaming: @matthaus_c @Seth_Erickson I has to google it, was thinking Sailor Mars
Abelzumi: fifth drawer, right side, other room, no the other room, wrong game
plundypops: zoomies
Gascitygaming: he's got the zoomies!
matthaus_c: do the wiggle boogie
call_me_Aras: He was going to the store, that one
Seth_Erickson: That's Immolation I think?
ButButTheJesus: that's like when your cat doesn't wanna be picked up and they do a wiggle
TheThirdTail: Rude
Gascitygaming: Wibble wobbles wobble but they won't fall down
TheThirdTail: Slamming the door like that
matthaus_c: game's getting mike tyson levels of punchy
Seth_Erickson: We did forget to bring the scalpel
Robot_Bones: I always love these visits with the waifu
TheWriterAleph: *sticks Snickers into the slot* you're not you when you're hungry
Gascitygaming: Man, she's HANGRY
Easilycrazyhat: Did we try Funko's idea with the scalpel?
DrAegirinePyrope: ma'am that is not how you ask nicely
JonnyGlitched: "I paid for the whole hour"
saucemaster5000: BEWAAARE
Twizted_Seed: That sounds like you should be pushing a shovel through the feeding hole
SydPreviouslyHeadache: return the slab, or suffer the curse
Manae: There's a second box down there, too. Wonder if an ending is you stuck inside one
passwordlost_hereiam: *sniff sniff* Smells like daaaark magic!
Gascitygaming: Yeah Funk that Puckin
NotCainNorAbel: genius idea Adam
Easilycrazyhat: Lame
El_Funko: Did you try offering her a durry?
El_Funko: be a mate
Seth_Erickson: someone did say something about ashes?
Juliamon: Easilycrazyhat Let's try to use less ableist language please
saucemaster5000: light the birthday cake
Seth_Erickson: But I haven't seen those
El_Funko: Servo, mate
Abelzumi: Ashes and matches and whiskers on kittens
Twizted_Seed: The universal reset.... BURN THIS MFer DOWN!
Kramburger: GEEZE ADAM
Gascitygaming: Ah yes the pack-a-durry, AKA an elephant
Kramburger: God no it's NOT
Mister_BlueSky: We ignoring that head peeking out?
Abelzumi: isn't a petrol a kind of bird
CaptinOfBeez: holy crap did you see that
saucemaster5000: what culture?
MegaDosX: Your attempts at our slang are frankly adorable
Seth_Erickson: Also I think the second body is the demon possessed one
JonnyGlitched: We don't have a culture
CaptinOfBeez: dudes watching you
El_Funko: She'll be apples
Kramburger: We don't have much culture that's not from another country so we're very protective of it
matthaus_c: game good
Blakemcm: i hopped up on that one
passwordlost_hereiam: He gave ya a little smooch
CaptinOfBeez: he was following you n the hall wtoo
Seth_Erickson: Can we use that bag on that little hatch Ben?
Mister_BlueSky: There was a head poking out in the hallway too.
bearravenson: smoke man hugs
ElissenRedux: Id bet the ash bags are for if you burn the wrong one?
dimensaur: they're just shadowing you
ElissenRedux: oh nvm lol
Kramburger: Adam did you see Chad Gable suplexed Braun?
JonnyGlitched: Sci Fi noises!
TheWarDoctor8: Is that a trombone?
laundreydhull: The Duckers: "u w i l l n e v e r w i n b e n. . . . . ."
Seth_Erickson: Start Your Engines
Easilycrazyhat: The french horns are coming
passwordlost_hereiam: Jaws!
TheWarDoctor8: DOOT time?
bearravenson: Increase the Flash Gordon noise!
matthaus_c: and then, ska
ButButTheJesus: uhoh
Darleysam: incoming rickroll
Dog_of_Myth: Trombone Champ time
YawnLance: Time for the drop
Phailhammer: Demon Goose! Demon Goose!
MatthewDennisMTG: wee woo wee woo
TheWriterAleph: [ shark approaches ]
Utopos: Is that the sound posession makes?
Easilycrazyhat: @TheWarDoctor8 It is October
NickPenrhyn: PC needs a new Graphics card it sounds like
tacocat64_: A rpoblem I have with games with a bunch of endings is that it's so repetative when you try to complete them.
Twizted_Seed: beg for your bass london?
Abelzumi: The Mortuary Bass-sistant
JonnyGlitched: Needs to shift gears up
laundreydhull: kind of like the LEGO movie 2 trailer?
matthaus_c: do the percussion with the drawer
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this is the first game in a while that legitimately unnerves and scares me
mpierce14: You can burn the body with the matches and stuff and see the symbol of the demon
MatthewDennisMTG: it stopped getting louder
JonnyGlitched: change gears!
Utopos: It sounds like one of those pedal-bike electrical generators they have at the science centre.
Ryxiene: Intergalactic~
ladylinzington: washing machine reached its spin cycle
Abelzumi: "Rent is EFFED"
Utopos: That could have been a text
TheWriterAleph: "No, this is Patrick."
GhostofJeffGoldblum: you know I know it's a demon but it doesn't have to be so rude.
saucemaster5000: I hate mom's little chats
diceinbox: It do sound like washing machine
DrAegirinePyrope: Thanks for the heads up
mpierce14: I think you need the ashes
MatthewDennisMTG: your death threat could've been an email smh
JonnyGlitched: texting leaves evidence
Kramburger: This death threat could have been an email
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fjordsword: that was aggressive and unnecessary
public_key_reveal_party: ma'am this is a Wendy's
prince_infidel: That threat could've been an email
mpierce14: No they're somewhere in the game I don't remember lmao
Seth_Erickson: Can you take the ash bag and use it on that little hatch beneath the body burning
TheWarDoctor8: bad end
matthaus_c: going 3 for 3 on G-Man
Fanklok: die Rebecca die
Easilycrazyhat: Well, no symbol is probably a new ending, eh?
jetpixi: OH NO
JonnyGlitched: Can you jump in the crematorium?
saucemaster5000: No I was saying Thee Rebecca, Thee
matthaus_c: y'know, if even the not-possessed bodies do this shit...
Kaaosa: gollum?
Kramburger: It's a good way to set up the fakeout
Easilycrazyhat: Have we tried just...going home? XD
Seth_Erickson: I feel like letting the possesion just happen will give you the same ending
mpierce14: Get the ashes from underneath the furnace with the bag and then put them on body and light them
saucemaster5000: I looked it up and you probably won't find many others
TheWriterAleph: is this a Morgue-like? Kappa
HorusFive: @Easilycrazyhat Leaving work!? In this economy!?!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Just get the ashes 4Head
Easilycrazyhat: @Easilycrazyhat Pay the demons or pay the landlords. Big questions.
TemporallyAwry: !delay
SydPreviouslyHeadache: if it sucks, hit da bricks
laundreydhull: @HorusFive Yea, don't you!?
mpierce14: I looked it up lol
Juliamon: Chat is phenomenally bad at giving complete advice
matthaus_c: we can only google so fast!
DarknessKingCoH: Go left!
e_bloc: everyone asks "where are the ashes," nobody asks "how are the ashes"
Tripleyew: Go left!
Manae: I think letting the possession happen has to be a different ending. He's only comfortable being there with you because he knows you burned a body
JonnyGlitched: Ashes can be anywhere if it's hot enough
ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon go left!
YawnLance: You see they're your ashes, so first you must burn yourself
Tripleyew: Hugh five, @darknesskingcoh
MoxCubitZirconium: Think it has something to do with stuff in the apartment before going to work
Seth_Erickson: Hey I suggested using the ash bag on the hatch by the furnace but it got swallowed up too quick
jetpixi: what do you see
Easilycrazyhat: But those are gross old ashes. Who would want those?
matthaus_c: who do we have with us tonight
ButButTheJesus: @Tripleyew Hugh five!
Jensling: Oh hey, there's halloween decorations in the morgue today, that's cool :o
saucemaster5000: @Juliamon and yet we're amazingly good at spoiling things
mpierce14: Yes
matthaus_c: Tracy Ford sounds like a possessed name
MegaDosX: The ashes kinda turn it into a Monty Hall problem if that's how they work
SydPreviouslyHeadache: watch out for her sister, Lucy
Kramburger: We need to put a fast car in the cremator
jaydobbleyou: I don't like how the feet wiggle
MoxCubitZirconium: Okay… William McWilliams
Seth_Erickson: Easy game
GhostofJeffGoldblum: did we...win?
Gascitygaming: Street MAgic!
matthaus_c: yup
Easilycrazyhat: Ummm
MegaDosX: Wait what
SnackPak_: sure
Blakemcm: speed run!
Utopos: Huh okay
TheWriterAleph: shazam
Easilycrazyhat: 360 noscoped
Austere_Squire: that feels pretty damning
Twizted_Seed: mind freak
ButButTheJesus: no clue
DarknessKingCoH: @Tripleyew Hugh five!
Seth_Erickson: Can we figure out the demon's name based on that mark
MegaDosX: I mean, 1/3 shot, but still, cool
YawnLance: I wonder what happens if you just burn a random body with random sigils
MoxCubitZirconium: Shove em in, flip the switch
mpierce14: They say the possessed one has a slight smile after you use needles in the teeth
Easilycrazyhat: Do we even need to embalm the bad one?
Utopos: Can we just toss 'em in the oven, then?
ButButTheJesus: still need to put the thing on them?
PharaohBender27 closes eyes
Kaaosa: is the jackolantern haunted
Juliamon: Easilycrazyhat yeah, you have to use the reagent to keep the demon from getting out while it's burning
Easilycrazyhat: It's a safety clipboard
Earthenone: lrrSPOOP
dimensaur: emotional support clipboard
PharaohBender27: Oh wait nvm not that part yet
Easilycrazyhat: @Juliamon oooh, right
Manae: *Doesn't note demonic rune on the belly*
Utopos: Ahh okay
Seth_Erickson: But is that mark specific to one demon?
matthaus_c: yeah, that's more elaborate than the paper sigils
Seth_Erickson: we can check right or is it just showing the demon's house?
bearravenson: It's just the house symbol
mpierce14: @seth_erickson it tells you what kind it is
mpierce14: Then the other marks show what kinda under the house
bearravenson: So that's House Infernus, or Extravaganza, or whatever
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh i hate the teeth stuff so much
matthaus_c: let's go for another record baby
jetpixi: so like. are demons a normal thing in this mortuary or is rebecca in for a surprise?
saucemaster5000: Look it's gotta be done by 5, that's Miller Time
TheWriterAleph: get the body in the coffin in the ground on time
BusTed: tqsShrug
HolyHadouken: Man, if I had a nickel...
animated_fairy: I’ve been there before Rebecca
dragonwarrior000: that bad of a kisser
matthaus_c: hehehehe
Saintnex: I’m impressed by the number of different scary things that are happening to us
Twizted_Seed: "unlock the bottom
matthaus_c: right on savidan
Seth_Erickson: We did want to grab the demon reagent from downstairs right
SydPreviouslyHeadache: c'mon Adam, help him unlock the bottom'
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
Tripleyew: Adam’s eyebrow waggle and smile there were awesome
laundreydhull: make lrrBEN do the legwork lrrADAM LUL . . . .
gawag_: !hint
matthaus_c: 8 6 7 5 3 0 9
Twizted_Seed: lots of wine
BusTed: !advice
LRRbot: Open ports 1 through 65535.
Easilycrazyhat: !findquote hint
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call_me_Aras: Press B while climging up walls to jump a little at the cost of some stamina
saucemaster5000: Geico can help you save on car insurance. Also, DAMN IT MATTHAUS!
Saintnex: Hint for different endings?
jetpixi: is this mortuary ok?!
gawag_: could we put one in the other box?
matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 delthe3DELB
epsilon_vee: @LRRbot lrrbot rng perfect, no notes
comrade_cards: real hint: do the basement stuff then finish a normal shift getting the right body
GhostofJeffGoldblum: this demon isn't good at actually tricking anyone
PharaohBender27: @jetpixi No, it's not
Pteraspidomorphi: Open ports 1 through 65535 should be badadvice
Natimus_Prime: In the real world, to keep leftover embalming fluid from leaking out, they have to put butt plugs in the corpses
PharaohBender27: @GhostofJeffGoldblum It's just SO impatient
GhostofJeffGoldblum: this demon really loves the f word
Seth_Erickson: That way the story progresses I guess
jetpixi: @PharaohBender27 ok so is it a thing or just a day in the life thing? do i make sense?
bearravenson: There's one ending that's very lore based, and you need items from the apartment.
BusTed: finish the fight
TemporallyAwry: The real horror was the mortuary facts in twitch chat LuvOops
Seth_Erickson: But I think you do need to finish all three bodies right? need to finish the shift completely.
Juliamon: GhostofJeffGoldblum Makes sense a demon would like curse words
Easilycrazyhat: Finish The Fight(tm)
dragonwarrior000: time to finish the fight
PharaohBender27: @jetpixi Haven't seen all of this, but it's a *thing*
jetpixi: oook
jetpixi: thanks!
Veste: fuel rod guns burn things right
Easilycrazyhat: "cocks embalmer"
kumatsu: I'd love to watch Adam and Ben actually just play through Halo, ngl
jetpixi: housekeeping
GhostValv: occupado
Phailhammer: "I'm sorry, we're closed."
Kaaosa: halo sucked!
Blakemcm: rightfully sou
matthaus_c: imagine remembering Halo
Kaaosa: goldeneye good tho
dimensaur: not now memaw
PharaohBender27: @jetpixi It *started* as a day in the life thing, and then things went off the rails
kumatsu: Remember how blown away we were by The Castle of Dr Brain?
saucemaster5000: Remember being blown away by GLover?
MegaDosX: GoldenEye aged terribly, but it was a revelation when it came out
jetpixi: so i'm never playing this on my own
EvilBadman: Ben was three
BusTed: Remember how we were all blown away by Duck Hunt?
Easilycrazyhat: Fable blew my little mind
jetpixi: @PharaohBender27 gotcha
laundreydhull: go away; & pls leaf a message after the beep. . . .:B e e P:
Kramburger: Ocerina of time blew my tiny mind when it came out
ElissenRedux: DKC2 is one of my most played games to this day
Seth_Erickson: Sonic Adventures 2 was the first game that really swept me off my feet I think.
TemporallyAwry: Heck, I'm still chasing the feeling of "limitless possibility" from the first NeverwinterNights game.
PharaohBender27: 1997?
jetpixi: so this mortuary isn't normally haunted @PharaohBender27
bethy_kins24: real hint: the hanging body with the open hands, if you have your dad's necklace and aa coin you would put them in her hand
Veste: DKC was 94
jetpixi: take his blood
Natimus_Prime: @BusTed Duck Hunt is incredible. I keep an old CRT around just to play it.
Darleysam: at that age you're impressed by keys
EvilBadman: Close enough lol
saucemaster5000: Ben was too busy playing Backgammon
Kaaosa: yeah adam, you were old as a kid too
Fanklok: Ben your 30
saucemaster5000: They make the doors open!!
Kaaosa: you don't tell me :)
SydPreviouslyHeadache: DKC3 i too this day say is under appreciated, they tried a good bit of new stuff
bearravenson: That's why Adam loves horror games so much, all the keys
Easilycrazyhat: It was nice of you to not cut through his tattoo
PharaohBender27: lrrBEN would've been like 1 when I, as an 8-year-old, played Wolfenstein 3D :p
Kaaosa: i did
Seth_Erickson: Arams the only fun mode Kappa
kumatsu: Aram's all I play
Kaaosa: i love being able to back up my annoying tendencies with just enough skill
passwordlost_hereiam: Arams the only mode
kumatsu: fuck laning, time to FIGH
BusTed: Adam flashing back to the day's events.
Seth_Erickson: I'm coming around too the other mode but I'll never like it enough as Aram I think
DarknessKingCoH: Remember when Halo was supposed to be a Mac exclusive?
Kaaosa: ku was a literal monster
arkham1981: Super Metroid blew my 12 year old mind.
passwordlost_hereiam: Vlad is so nasty in Arams. Ick
kumatsu: @arkham1981 That's cuz Super Metroid is fucking SIIIIIIICK
AzaleaCloud: Hey Adam, hey Ben. Whatcha doin' with that cadaver?
Kaaosa: i wish i liked super metroid more
saucemaster5000: AGREED
AzaleaCloud: I AGREE
GhostValv: D:
kumatsu: Adam you're allowed to be objectively wrong
EvilBadman: @darknesskingcoh Yeah when it was a strat game
Robot_Bones: wow
Seth_Erickson: We can try and find all the sigils but I don't think they're going to be here yet
Kaaosa: metroid 2 was rad and dread was also rad
Kramburger: Adam's lashing out because he's upset, you don't mean that
Easilycrazyhat: That's a thicc L
matthaus_c: you have been known to be right
Ganomii: I think you need to do two bodies at least?
Mister_BlueSky: I never got to play it back in the day cause it was always rented out.
bethy_kins24: real hint: the hanging body with the open hands, if you have your dad's necklace and aa coin you would put them in her hand
Capt_clown: I've seen way too many speedruns of SM to really care about the game anymore
Nonra_: they were revoluntionary for their time but have not aged well
jetpixi: and maybe hungry. have a snickers.
Easilycrazyhat: Doorstep
Seth_Erickson: I guess if we have three that should be enough to force the right name too
saucemaster5000: Maybe Yone needed to play more Super Metrtoid
BusTed: outside the door on the ground
NickPenrhyn: Gonna find Super Metroid in this Mortuary cuz you annihilated it
Easilycrazyhat: It popped outside
kumatsu: I want the letter to be ON the coffee pot
Capt_clown: Playing it fresh, sure probably fun but otherwise meh.
AzaleaCloud: @jetpixi "Adam, have a Snickers. You get tilted when you're hungry."
Blakemcm: between pumpkinz
itmightbemikey: Super Metroid is interesting because it simultaneously controls inmnaculately and like utter garbage
Seth_Erickson: 5g tower
JonTheGoose: seamonkey
matthaus_c: circumcised J
Pteraspidomorphi: mo
CururuGuasu: You could probably get away with playing Metroid: Dread for Let’s Nope
BusTed: Grounded curl
passwordlost_hereiam: Fancy t
PharaohBender27: It's a Free French Cross with a curl
Easilycrazyhat: @Blakemcm That's the name of my Zach Galifinakis/Halloween cover band
EvilBadman: "not aged well" is young gamer speak for "I need everything checkpointed and with a glowing HERE arrow" Kappa
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i've never played SM, and i'm slowly wanting to play the SMZ3 randomizer
AzaleaCloud: YES
Pteraspidomorphi: Pretty close
lynzeborden: fair
Blakemcm: I will stand with you Adam
jetpixi: sure
Robot_Bones: So brave
ShaneLeeAtk: Correct
matthaus_c: I disagree but I'm not here to say no
Nonra_: weired hill to die on
saucemaster5000: I also agree with THAT! where's the hot takes?
Capt_clown: Link to the Past > OOT. Fight me!
TheWriterAleph: nVidia's?
itmightbemikey: what about Super Metroid Link To The Past Randomizer?
Mr_Horrible: invidious? Can we get a GPU off this demon?
Kaaosa: adam, i have a kid named zelda and she hates that game
passwordlost_hereiam: LTTP is straight dookey, don't @ me
Kaaosa: checkmate
DudelidouX: No it's Desert Bus.
Seth_Erickson: There are two with the telephone pole
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Majora's Mask is my preference but i'm not about to argue
dimensaur: I feel the same but Chrono Trigger instead
Easilycrazyhat: The thicc L
jetpixi: how could you say something so controversial yet so brave, or whatever the meme is
Koshindan: Link to the Past was just polished original Zelda. Not original enough to be perfect.
Kramburger: Link to the past is on the switch if you have online, btw. Stiull holds up
Kaaosa: @dimensaur that's because you're right
MegaDosX: It's the Nurburgring
bearravenson: It's possible the demon is lying to mess with you
EvilBadman: Play LTTP randomizer. it's big brain logic puzzles
AzaleaCloud: Chrono Trigger is also extremely good... I should play that again, I still haven't unlocked every ending.
jetpixi: i actually really like Twilight Princess
Easilycrazyhat: Maybe that means it's not that body?
saucemaster5000: A friend got me into a Link to the Past Randomizer and that shit is SO addictive
jetpixi: you get to be a puppy
animated_fairy: Assist! That! Mortuary!
QuaziK_: if its the wrong body its the wrong house
MegaDosX: So do the ashes always create a symbol when you burn them?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: actually, hot take, the only LoZ game i didn't really love was Skyward Sword
MegaDosX: Even if it's the wrong body?
matthaus_c: oooooh
matthaus_c: that's clever
Easilycrazyhat: So it really is Hellscape Monty Hall XD
MegaDosX: Oh so you missed on your 1/3 shot then
BusTed: Game on.
QuaziK_: burning the ash is to confirm the suspicion
jetpixi: chat lied
MegaDosX: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
YawnLance: And we're always super reliable
Seth_Erickson: and it likely means that it's one of the other two bodies
ButButTheJesus: Tashak or Telduk
MegaDosX: Does eliminate that one though
MegaDosX: So now it's a 50/50 shot
mpierce14: He was in the ceiling lmao
Easilycrazyhat: Wooooow
YawnLance: HOLY FUCK
jetpixi: oh!
PharaohBender27: O_o
YawnLance: YES
matthaus_c: NICE
TheWriterAleph: NO.
Pteraspidomorphi: I love it
Utopos: Okey doke
BusTed: 🤡
bearravenson: THAT
ButButTheJesus: NOPE
GhostofJeffGoldblum: LMAO
Lyropithic: Damn
Mortimew: I saw the ceiling dude too
Seth_Erickson: So we burn this one no matter what right
DudelidouX: LMAO
Blakemcm: wooooooooooooooooooo
georgebushsnuts: BROOO LMAO
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
adastarr: lol
MegaDosX: Any coulrophobes in chat?
Capt_clown: ecdyciClown ecdyciClown ecdyciClown ecdyciClown
bearravenson: THAT'S NEW
kumatsu: 🤡
YawnLance: Yesssssss
eric_christian_berg: BURN THE CLOWN!
gawag_: thats so incredible
Mister_BlueSky: The Halloween special!
circusofkirkus: wheelerClown it's wheeler!
TheWriterAleph: that fuck's gonna GET UP
jetpixi: JAO found this one lol
prince_infidel: YES!!!!!!
Saintnex: Noep
passwordlost_hereiam: This game slaps
GhostValv: this isn't funny at all ~~
Easilycrazyhat: That has to be a halloween one, right? XD
ForOhForError: 🤡
EvilBadman: Holy shit it's us
saucemaster5000: Krusty faked his death again!
ElissenRedux: straight to the burner do not pass go
gibbousm: thats just low
matthaus_c: okay it might be a little early to call it but it's THAT ONE
SydPreviouslyHeadache: don't you have another body you could do first?
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Mortimew: I hope this is in the main game
lazermeow: Guess we're clowning around.
Pteraspidomorphi: "Any marks on the body?" "..."
brat_the_wurst: he's dressed up and ready to trick or treat
Fanklok: Must have overdosed on Faygo
JonnyGlitched: Hey look it's Adam!!!
BusTed: clown eggs
Easilycrazyhat: It might not be that one, but that one is definitely CURSED
Juliamon: Can we just.... can we just burn this one anyway
saucemaster5000: that was on home stream
MegaDosX: That might have been LRRMTG
PharaohBender27: The egg registry
mulligan2six: Wanna know how I got these scars?
matthaus_c: yeah clown eggs
NickPenrhyn: The soul is stored in the clown egg
circusofkirkus: yeah clown's lay eggs
gawag_: thats such a good fun fact
Stratavarius: The clown egg registry
PharaohBender27: It came up during LRRmans
Juliamon: yeah it was lrrmtg
Easilycrazyhat: Ooooh, there's a horror movie abotu clown eggs.
Lyropithic: Clowns are oviparous?
EvilBadman: That Egg is a phylactery
TheWizard0fAz: SoSpooky
JonnyGlitched: Molly Lewis has a copy
SevenNedlySins: my grandmother-in-law attended literal clown college in baraboo wisconsin
MegaDosX: Wow
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I love this deep clown lore.
MegaDosX: They take their shit seriously
dimensaur: clown lore
Lyropithic: Union stuff
Tangsm: To avoid clown hauntings.
Pteraspidomorphi: Clown law :D
PharaohBender27: @JonnyGlitched In HARD COVER
passwordlost_hereiam: Clowning is, ironically, serious business.
adastarr: I too am an expert on clown law
Blakemcm: clown college alum dont fuk around
BrindleBoar: never say "clown law" to me again Kappa
Utopos: That's why all this is happening. Someone borked the eternal clown law
QuaziK_: clown world 🤡
munchelll: clowns have some real ass rules
Murderface9797: that's true my great uncle bucky was a pro clown
spurius: I learned the egg thing thorugh tyhe discworld novels
Pteraspidomorphi: passwordlost_hereiam: Reminds me of Discworld
JonnyGlitched: I don't think that's a law
TemporallyAwry: Clowns are the most legit secret society out there - they're at least doing that right.
notthepenguins: don't piss off the clown tribunal
call_me_Aras: I stepped away for a minute and we have clown now.
Capt_clown: When you're down, turn that frown, upside-down, with a clown
MegaDosX: "You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to Clown College!"
They_Are_Alyx: Danhausen has registered his egg!
arkham1981: This is why Astrotorium clowns are best.
dankmemeter: Gibb talked about it on loadinreadylive
Mister_BlueSky: What are you, a clown lawyer?
PharaohBender27: It's clown law
AzaleaCloud: I am not going to tempt whether clown law is real. That seems like a bad idea.
mpierce14: You guys missed the guy in the ceiling earlier too lol
brainbosh: Clown law and local laws are separate
Nonra_: people can be incorrect and not be lying
SydPreviouslyHeadache: clown tradition
matthaus_c: the Clown Codex
mpierce14: On*
7gorobei: i was scared Adam was going to tell us that anyone that wanted to use the deceased clowns makeup had to eat their egg
Easilycrazyhat: Maria is a gremlin
EvilBadman: clown law is no laughing matter
dimensaur: if I trust anyone to know clown law it's those two
Blakemcm: extra bad
saucemaster5000: do clown laws get decided by a clown supreme court?
Capt_clown: Clown law is weird. Clown Justice is terrifying.
mulligan2six: Meghan might...
public_key_reveal_party: maybe your entire time knowing them was just to misinform you about clowns
AdamYMHMI: One of them always lies, one of them always tells the truth. Weird dynamic, but it works.
passwordlost_hereiam: It looks like he's smoking a big ol' stogie!
lazermeow: Ya wanna know how I got these scars?
brainbosh: Clown law also prohibits doing a lot of things while in makeup iirc, like drinking
Saintnex: Wow that’s SO unsettling
passwordlost_hereiam: Just like all my favorite clowns
JonnyGlitched: I love them they're great
passwordlost_hereiam: @brainbosh Krusty the Clown is a law breaker
MegaDosX: Sounds a lot like kayfabe
DarknessKingCoH: Don'tcha know
saucemaster5000: I've never seen a drunk clown
Utopos: So it's like being in uniform?
eric_christian_berg: Shakes the Clown lied to me?!?
adastarr: so chat knows about clown law, what about bird law?
EvilBadman: it's like clown Kayfabe
raulghoulia: I went to clown medical school
AzaleaCloud: Like that guy in Uncle Buck.
NickPenrhyn: No Clowning Under the Influence
MegaDosX: Does really sound like old carny laws and such that spawned kayfabe
DarthRagnar815: I'm glad someone appreciates my people (Minnesotans) <3
JonnyGlitched: but how do clowns stay hydrated?
call_me_Aras: No thank you!
matthaus_c: oh. I've had this hallucination
saucemaster5000: If you see a drunk clown, can you shoot it?
bearravenson: This is my favorite scare, I don't know why that creeps me out so bad.
AzaleaCloud: @JonnyGlitched Seltzer bottles, obviously.
itmightbemikey: There's at least on Bozo The Clown thjat totally disregarded that drinking law
adastarr: this game is spooky D:
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSPOOP
passwordlost_hereiam: @saucemaster5000 Stand you clown laws are intense in the states
call_me_Aras: Did we just get hit with a suction cup areow before that?
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
kaijub3ast: LUL
couchboyj: Are there clown bounty hunters, or clownty hunters, to hunt down those whore dare break clown law, clown outlaws?
AzaleaCloud: lrrSPOOP
Saintnex: God, this game is so good
ButButTheJesus: AIEE
gibbousm: i feel like a lot of these folks could use some therapy
Utopos: Manly screams!
vellebastet: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
AbnormAnomaly: Apparently depends on the clowns. Drunken clowns once sexually harassed my mother at a bar.
QuaziK_: *manly rorar
TemporallyAwry: Well at least they didn't use the clown PrideShrug
matthaus_c: rustled my jimmies
JonnyGlitched: screambois
Juliamon: Like any laws, clown laws can be broken
Utopos: @couchboyj What do you think mimes are?
Veste: outlaughs
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
adastarr: clownscecuted
call_me_Aras: Clown laws, or... Claws!
saucemaster5000: The Mandaclownian
MegaDosX: I'm picturing Dog the Bounty Hunter in clown makeup
TheWriterAleph: honKEE honKEE
GhostofJeffGoldblum: This is...Special Clown Unit
BusTed: Get the polka-dotted guillotine.
Easilycrazyhat: That's pretty far. Clown shoes are big.
YawnLance: I wonder what happens in clown court
Nonra_: as the clown bible fortold
bearravenson: Law & Order: Special Clown Unit
Darleysam: Bring me my squeaky mallet
JonnyGlitched: Baloon Dog, Clowntyhunter
eric_christian_berg: @bearravenson I'd watch that.
MegaDosX: Imagine if when he finally took off the helmet you saw he had clown makeup on
adastarr: LUL
BrindleBoar: you'll be executed at clnoown
dimensaur: their shootouts are making a balloon animal gun
AdamYMHMI: "I want your red nose and rubber chicken on my desk, Clowny! That's a joke too far!"
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Eggsecution, they break your clown egg.
VrolikSyndrome: Prepare to be... honked.
EmpressTila: In Law Enforcement, Clown based crimes are considered especially heinous. The brave men and women of the Insane Clown Possee investigate these crimes. These are their stories. *HONK HONK*
EvilBadman: Clowning spree!
Capt_clown: "40 years hard labor in the balloon mines"
7gorobei: Law & Order: Special Clown Unit
mrfeelinggood: Clown law is no laughing matter
circusofkirkus: do they at least get a last meal of a pie to the face?
Easilycrazyhat: Death by laughing gas
BobROE: So if 60s batman joker ran things.
NarishmaReborn: Juice! That! Clown!
NickPenrhyn: Law & Order are already clowns though-
QuixoticScrivener: are the decorations a mod, or an in game event?
Juliamon: If this were a real clown, it would never cease flushing
bethy_kins24: @bearravenson JOSEF!
ladylinzington: it's a firing squad except they all have water pistols
Nonra_: mmm clown juice
Saintnex: Death by clowning squads
Electrodyne: There's something funny going on here
ButButTheJesus: balloons are gonna mine themselves...
Kaaosa: adam wtf
JonnyGlitched: @NickPenrhyn I hate all copaganda
Capt_clown: Classic!
call_me_Aras: Enemy Mime?
eric_christian_berg: Excellent movie.
Seth_Erickson: The doorway 👀
Darleysam: ooh good film
passwordlost_hereiam: It's good
matthaus_c: I mentioned Enemy Mine!
NarishmaReborn: it's good!
Kaaosa: that movie SUCKS
EvilBadman: we're revoking your clown car liscence
saucemaster5000: Quaid at his best
ladylinzington: @Juliamon it'd be seltzer or handkerchiefs
couchboyj: CSI: Clown Scene Investgation
Electrodyne: mime?
ButButTheJesus: missed it
Kaaosa: no
DogonSiereht: Jawich
BusTed: uh oh
JonnyGlitched: enemy mine?
Capt_clown: It's just grease paint
BusTed: See? Subverting the mundane.
bearravenson: @bethy_kins24 Hey, spookin buddy!
kaijub3ast: lrrSPOOP
adastarr: nope
Kramburger: Okay byeeeeee
Easilycrazyhat: That wasn't...soo bad
diceinbox: EnemyMine KomodoHype
BusTed: That's why you have video gamey moments.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: The Clownening...it's happening
passwordlost_hereiam: Enemy mine is dope. When Quaid reads the names of the ancestors? Tears every time
matthaus_c: How does it feel to treat me like you do
Kaaosa: you've clowned your last clown
eric_christian_berg: Quit clowning around!
couchboyj: Gotta pull like 50 handkerchiefs tied together out of his clown guts.
Pteraspidomorphi: Yet
Utopos: Yet
Mister_BlueSky: The randomized scares do definitely keep you on your toes.
bethy_kins24: @bethy_kins24 Yay!! You join me with the boys!
notthepenguins: ok ceiling hand defs spooked md
Abelzumi: what about those two?
DogonSiereht: @passwordlost_hereiam Everytime!
saucemaster5000: knock on clown wood
kumatsu: game's deeper than you'd think a clown embalming simulator would be
BusTed: Jumbpled voices
kaijub3ast: hate to get jumbpled
serramarkov: Enemy Mine is not great, but it is good.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Get out of here, STALKER.
Easilycrazyhat: Pooping on shift is protected by law
NickPenrhyn: Whaddya-whaddya *record sctach*
comrade_cards: a lot of random events and you need like 1 of 2 specific events to get the "good" ending
TheWriterAleph: boy needs therapy
JonnyGlitched: bathrooms are safe rooms
call_me_Aras: planetary.
Robot_Bones: Is there an actual Mine? or is it a bait title?
kaijub3ast: nice, that sounds sick
jetpixi: if there's anything you can say about rebecca, it's that she has a great work ethic.
ButButTheJesus: planetary.
passwordlost_hereiam: Oh I saw that! it was... pretty okay. And looked interesting
NarishmaReborn: veggie wrap
NarishmaReborn: lettuce wrap
Easilycrazyhat: We're waaaaiiiting
YawnLance: Guess ben doesn't know raps
call_me_Aras: intergalatics
matthaus_c: yeah you do, coward
Lyropithic: Buffalo chicken?
gawag_: 1. burrito 2. falafel 3. uhhhhhh
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
JonnyGlitched: Chicken cheese and mayo
TheWriterAleph: Enter-Galactus
kumatsu: playing FF14
Tripleyew: Entergalactic I believe it’s spelled that way?
ButButTheJesus: of COURSE its the clown
Mr_Horrible: then you're *never* getting that greasepaint outta the incinerator
JonnyGlitched: It's always the clown
saucemaster5000: gotta find his possesed egg
JonnyGlitched: That's not makeup
Mr_Horrible: *raises hand*
jetpixi: hey wait a second
GhostValv: I do
couchboyj: You'll have to find the right sequence of four red noses to exorcise him
Seth_Erickson: was that big mole on it's foot previously
eric_christian_berg: At gunpoint.
bearravenson: Can you imagine all that rubber and grease paint burning?
Mr_Horrible: oh, *starts*
Lyropithic: Wiping off the clown's face is how you get clownted
jetpixi: that's correct
Mr_Horrible: yeah that was friends LUL
passwordlost_hereiam: Yes it was
YawnLance: Time to check the computer
TheWriterAleph: it was
JonnyGlitched: People play FFXIV?
matthaus_c: check the tapes!
serramarkov: It was there
MennoKnight42: i've been playing since launch and i was also peer pressured into playing
ladylinzington: I would laugh my ass off is his nose honked when you did that
AdamYMHMI: It was there
Easilycrazyhat: Check the tapes!
adastarr: @JonnyGlitched yeah like 25 million of them lol
MennoKnight42: i continued long after those who pressured me quit
ButButTheJesus: @ladylinzington GOD it should have
Tripleyew: Like a clown, is the demon not a *real* demon if it doesn’t submit a painted egg to a central registry?
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GhostofJeffGoldblum: I thought it was the first one, because of the ash?
BusTed: Are we eligible for a new rune?
Mr_Horrible: is that normal, for clowns to be embalmed with their greasepaint?
JonnyGlitched: @adastarr well I don't so it mustn't be a think lrrBEEJ
NarishmaReborn: any pluggers in chat
JonnyGlitched: thing*
mpierce14: If you shot the body's back up they will pop out
diceinbox: So it’s not the one with the belly scar
kumatsu: plugging away like mortuary assistants
mpierce14: Shut*
Juliamon: GhostofJeffGoldblum The house sigil didn't match up with the other runes so it was wrong
AzaleaCloud: Ben's gonna morb? PogBones
adastarr: @JonnyGlitched Kappa
Makrosian_Tae: Lol, I arrived at JUST the right time!
Easilycrazyhat: Did somebody say MORBIN?!
matthaus_c: I love the part where Ben said it's morbin time and morbed all over the corpses
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Juliamon ooooo
Juliamon: it's either the right house sigil on the right body or the wrong one on the wrong body
adastarr: I like that morb has weaseled its way into the popular lexicon
Saintnex: I do dig that they will plant fake house sigils on bodies like that
Seth_Erickson: Yeah and we know it's the wrong one because none of the names match the sigils we have found thus far.
Easilycrazyhat: Wtf, my clip from last week got like 400 views XD Wild.
AzaleaCloud: @adastarr And Sony didn't profit from it, despite all their cynical efforts. CoolCat
Juliamon: Being a meme should never be profitable, so things are as they should be
AzaleaCloud: Exactly.
JonnyGlitched: I knew if I held out on buying Fallout 76 I'd eventually get it for free, thank's Twitch Prime!
zeathean: But why smile
zeathean: on the face
Abelzumi: A possession meme game called Damned Daniel
jetpixi: lol
Seth_Erickson: so a little suspicious
matthaus_c: lol
matthaus_c: oopsie
GhostofJeffGoldblum: upside down crucifix, you say
JonnyGlitched: "she couldn't see past a little bit of shit on my face - Chocolate! It was chocolate!"
Saintnex: Lol
Makrosian_Tae: Demon burning, any percent
mpierce14: See look at the smile
Easilycrazyhat: "By the magic of skipping triggers, we've prepared this body in advance"
TemporallyAwry: Thank goodness it's not the clown. I'm pretty sure clown-smoke would smell funny.
AzaleaCloud: "Shortcut"
QuaziK_: like the top 500 list?
Makrosian_Tae: Fay Jorbes
Easilycrazyhat: That's...a weird name to hear on a stream XD
Seth_Erickson: maybe it's all a big misdirection
JonnyGlitched: 30 what?
JonnyGlitched: 30 nuggies?
jetpixi: 30 top magic decks?
MegaDosX: Ben you're plenty impressive
TheWriterAleph: :D
Makrosian_Tae: Wait, are there Halloween decorations??
QuaziK_: 30 nugs under 30 seconds
GhostofJeffGoldblum: How'd you feel after that? That would definitely give me a belly ache :D
dimensaur: it was the sauce that threw them off
TemporallyAwry: I actually knew someone who hit the 30/30 (before and after). Oh boy was that a rough breakdown.
Juliamon: Makrosian_Tae Yup! Added for this month!
matthaus_c: man I can't even get through a pack of oreos in a sitting anymore, and I'm 23
Pharmacistjudge: you are supposed to eat under 30 nugs in under 30 minutes
Easilycrazyhat: @Makrosian_Tae What? You don't decorate your morgue?
ButButTheJesus: well Ben, you're one of MY favorites under/at 30 <3
Fanklok: 30 nugs is a light snack
Makrosian_Tae: Lol, I love that
matthaus_c: HUBRIS
GhostofJeffGoldblum: 30 nuggets is just a volume of food that I would find a bit much at once, haha
JonnyGlitched: Did anyone else find the Mortician from the original MiB how AF?
GhostValv: tqsSmug
matthaus_c: Adam's was an educated guess
Saintnex: Gottem Kappa
saucemaster5000: the difference is Adam earned it
JonnyGlitched: hot*
passwordlost_hereiam: The demon tries to scare you with grandmas and ghosts and clowns, but it's most evil ploy is moving all the god damn bottles!
TemporallyAwry: That's getting a sequel!?
laundreydhull: October seems right on season for the Let's NOPE Bros. *In Courtesy of Capt. Obvious*
saucemaster5000: and then I'll be there!
SevenNedlySins: I literally just watched the vods for that god-awful game
Rhynerd: fair
Pharmacistjudge: who gets to be Ada on the second playthrough of RE6?
Seth_Erickson: the people were clamoring
saucemaster5000: I mean, that and skyrim, right gamers?
laundreydhull: Wait, there isn't another remake to go?
Pharmacistjudge: only Just Ice.
AzaleaCloud: No, just juice.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: yeah I miss little guy
Makrosian_Tae: Justuce Flask
jetpixi: building up
Fanklok: How couldn't single A title not get a sequel
Robot_Bones: There is a Plague Tale sequel coming this month too
BrindleBoar: Titan Quest is still getting expansions, that seems better frankly
ComradeMik: I mean, they're still updating Titan's Quest, so I don't know what you want
matthaus_c: Daymare is going to get a sequel... and then it's going to HAVE a sequel
Easilycrazyhat: Little Guy needs time off, too.
passwordlost_hereiam: And I still don't have Outer Wilds II. A travesty
eric_christian_berg: Wasn't he just in the ceiling?
Mister_BlueSky: It seems like the different demons haunt in different ways almost.
Darleysam: hope he's doing okay
JonTheGoose: why would u curse us like that
Seth_Erickson: Are you going to be playing the Plague Tale sequel Ben?
Pteraspidomorphi: You need to say his name three times
passwordlost_hereiam: I understand you adam
ComradeMik: Bad Joke Streamer
matthaus_c: truly ahead of your time
AzaleaCloud: We're nerds. We overexplain things. It's what we do.
laundreydhull: OH, OH! You should wait for the RE4 Remake! The one with Ramon Salazar...?
Mortimew: I want an "Oops, All Clowns" Edition
saucemaster5000: It's cause you've been talking in piglatin the WHOLE time!
TemporallyAwry: Speaking of still getting updates. Terraria came outta nowhere.
laundreydhull: Or was that RE5?
Mister_BlueSky: Uhhh...
Pharmacistjudge: Adam B. Savidan. Super Genius
JonnyGlitched: you also can't understand batshit crazy
Abelzumi: "How did you capture the demon?" "Webdings."
Saintnex: Oh. That looks bad
TheWriterAleph: PT DOOR
matthaus_c: holy fuck
GhostValv: lrrSPOOPY
passwordlost_hereiam: Spider-man! Spider-man!
Easilycrazyhat: Samara's scootin' around
GhostofJeffGoldblum: lil scootboots!
ButButTheJesus: YAAASSS
gibbousm: i think there's something like 100ish possible haunts?
QuaziK_: one happy wall crawler
Seth_Erickson: is this were we need to get the items for the secret real ending?
Utopos: That's a big clipboard
Easilycrazyhat: @Utopos Novelty size
JonnyGlitched: How is that something a human would write?
MegaDosX: Subtle, game
zeathean: I have a candle and a spoon
Pharmacistjudge: please use clean needles
saucemaster5000: drug up super cup
Rhynerd: drug up or shrug up
plundypops: get drugged on, nerd
Capt_clown: Don't forget to Iggy Pop the walls after
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I'm drugging up right now, and loving it!
JonnyGlitched: Hey kids ever heard of a Whippit?
gibbousm: is there an alcoholics anonymous for hard drugs?
Gascitygaming: who's ready to drug up and get down!?
QuaziK_: irrefutable evidence Ben is clean
Pharmacistjudge: pharma2Vial pharma2Vacc ?
matthaus_c: can someone in twitch chat @ me when the heroin scene is done?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Gotta drug up to drug down.
Seth_Erickson: Will do so Matthaus
ladylinzington: @matthaus_c sure
JonnyGlitched: @gibbousm Narcotics Anonymous
matthaus_c: tyvm
kumatsu: @Pharmacistjudge You know what, fair :P
PharaohBender27: (in before @Pharmacistjudge knows ALL about clean needles)
Seth_Erickson: @matthaus_c All done
Blakemcm: ahh her frames! so low its scurry
letfireraindown: Time for me too sleep have fun y'all
MegaDosX: Ben weaponising object permanence
mulligan2six: Are we doing one heroin?
matthaus_c: thank you seth <3
Seth_Erickson: SeemsGood
Seth_Erickson: Tashak then
JonnyGlitched: Heroin isn't even a hallucinogen is it?
Pharmacistjudge: it is not
AzaleaCloud: The L
kumatsu: bottom is L
saucemaster5000: hold that L team
NoxStryx: Beaker is in the lab with Bunsen
JonnyGlitched: Got any Ketamine?
BusTed: It's only proper.
TemporallyAwry: Respect the dead, even if they're full of demons
Seth_Erickson: It's only right that we treat him the same as the rest
saucemaster5000: @NoxStryx best. Muppet.
gibbousm: not the clown?
kumatsu: this corpse's little smile
GhostofJeffGoldblum: that's normal for a body, right?
NotCainNorAbel: yep, this guy...i think he moved
JonnyGlitched: Lol imagine watching a mortician work while in a k-hole
YawnLance: Time for walkies
couchboyj: Meep meep
call_me_Aras: He has something to show us
Drakas: hello
jetpixi: let's just play minesweeper
gundamschwing: Trailer for the dead space remake looks amazing
Mister_BlueSky: (loudly) Yeah pretty sure.
JonnyGlitched: Iran?
passwordlost_hereiam: Couldn 't get away!
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GhostofJeffGoldblum: Oh, little guy!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: We were just saying we missed you
passwordlost_hereiam: Speedrun being scared
eric_christian_berg: Speed running terror.
Joecool190: Yes they are
YawnLance: They are remaking dead space
Easilycrazyhat: Nope, there's a Dead Space remake too
Seth_Erickson: They are Ben
Lyropithic: Callisto Protocol?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: They are also remaking Dead Space.
Abelzumi: Live Space
Darleysam: there's also a Dead Space remake coming too
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Announced today
BrindleBoar: Spead Dace
Robot_Bones: space of the dead
ButButTheJesus: both
Joecool190: Deadspace remake is coming out in the new year
Mister_BlueSky: They are also remaking Dead Space.
El_Funko: 2 Dead 2 Space
TheWarDoctor8: No, they're also remakeing Dead Space
JonnyGlitched: Dead Space: More Microtransations
Easilycrazyhat: The timing isn't great for Calipso Proticol XD
Seth_Erickson: o7
NimrodXIV: o7
PharaohBender27: kates7
GhostValv: benginO7
laundreydhull: Depth Spades?
Capt_clown: enigma7
Seth_Erickson: Try harder next time
salamisuperstar: o7
ButButTheJesus: o7
matthaus_c: benginO7
Gascitygaming: o7
jetpixi: o7
TheWarDoctor8: o7
SmoreThanAFeelin: o7
DeM0nFiRe: zeldaFine 7
Pteraspidomorphi: I wish the clown got up now
Saintnex: O7
passwordlost_hereiam: Front row seats
NotCainNorAbel: they should let us burn the clown anyway
AzaleaCloud: o7
salamisuperstar: Can we burn the clown anyway?
Juliamon: benginO7
MegaDosX: Nah, it being the clown would have been too predictable
saucemaster5000: clown was just a bad egg
gibbousm: there's Calisto Protocol made by a bunch of former Dead Space creators AND a Dead Space remake announced a while ago
MegaDosX: Clown was a red herring
couchboyj: Even demons are not down to clown
kumatsu: @MegaDosX it was communist?
Makrosian_Tae: I've been playing Alien: Isolation all week so far, I think I've had enough death in space
PharaohBender27: I'm worried
JonnyGlitched: hiding the character movement in a frame drop was a bold move
Seth_Erickson: seabatClap
QuaziK_: yay
MegaDosX: This is different, yeah
AzaleaCloud: FBtouchdown
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Well, this is different.
raulghoulia: stop makin a fool outta me!
gibbousm: but have you accepted everything about yourself Rebecca. HAVE YOU?
Manae: I still think getting possessed without burning a body will end with you stuck in a crate, too
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Yikes dude
Valbatross_: Weird game to listen to as somebody named Valerie
circusofkirkus: seabatCHOICE
Blakemcm: need to call doom guy
JonnyGlitched: "cost" is something you pay, not something you make others pay
AzaleaCloud: This is a lot like the plot to New Capenna.
passwordlost_hereiam: Yeah but only to get the new ending
JonnyGlitched: Why do we like her blood?
PharaohBender27: OK, calling it now - the fifth ending is one where we kill Vallery
Makrosian_Tae: "Ok, but still a asshole so..."
call_me_Aras: Cool backstory. Still murder.
gibbousm: BibleThump
saucemaster5000: But I'm really more of a Munster
Manae: @JonnyGlitched It's how he makes the reagent to kill the demons
matthaus_c: I love you, morally grey authority daddy
El_Funko: oooh WAH AH AH AH credits
QuaziK_: do we know why raymond is hunted by the demones?
gibbousm: HSWP
jetpixi: "You still have to be on time for work"
jetpixi: @El_Funko LUL
TemporallyAwry: There are actual literal devils and hell. I think that re-frames some of the social morality a tad. But that's just me.
teejayrivers: Is ending 5 the dog ending? Kappa
Koshindan: Can I give a hint for a quick ending?
bethy_kins24: real hint: the hanging body with the open hands, if you have your dad's necklace and aa coin you would put them in her hand
laundreydhull: @teejayrivers ....NOPE.
YeomanAres: yeet a body into fire right away?
QuaziK_: there is an ending where you collect something from your appartement
Seth_Erickson: One I think we might not get, because we need specific random events and stuff from our apartment apparently.
Violet__Violence: Oh shit it's the BOIIIIS
comrade_cards: getting 5 is probably gonna need to look up
saucemaster5000: gotta smooch Vallery
Violet__Violence: I'm so glad I finally caught another stream
Saintnex: Would you like chat to help?
teejayrivers: Call the devil and ask to take a sick day
couchboyj: Ending five means Lavos never hit the earth and it remains ruled by lizard people.
QuaziK_: yep that
bethy_kins24: yep
JonnyGlitched: I loved that "not playing" is an option in The Stanley Parable
Seth_Erickson: We need to get the hanging woman event now right?
bethy_kins24: the body hanging in the hallway part again
bethy_kins24: put them in her hands
eric_christian_berg: I bet your dad's necklace does something.
laundreydhull: thanks for the blanket content warning, but dog is all I had to hear. @teejayrivers
bearravenson: Or the dad on the table bit.
ButButTheJesus: just remembered i wanted to change my name to halloween orange
ButButTheJesus: testing
Makrosian_Tae: Looks orange to me
gibbousm: I think ending 2 is just you time out and get possessed
bethy_kins24: spooy music
teejayrivers: @laundreydhull Sorry, I was just making a Silent Hill joke. I don't know what the other endings of this game are
Seth_Erickson: She shows up outside of the hospital too Ben
matthaus_c: Ending 666
Juliamon: laundreydhull "dog ending" is a joke referring to an old Silent Hill comedy ending
DarknessKingCoH: It sounds like a Tool interlude
Utopos: Ending 2 is the music box plays forever
JonnyGlitched: The music legitimately makes me angry
Asimech: @ButButTheJesus "HalloweenOranGesus"?
BusTed: blue knees
bethy_kins24: blue knees
gibbousm: costumes this time ?
eric_christian_berg: Aw, no more clowns.
GhostValv: seabatYIKES
passwordlost_hereiam: Looong looong
JonnyGlitched: keep singing
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ButButTheJesus: @Asimech sounds good!
TemporallyAwry: Left!
Seth_Erickson: Middle!
BusTed: 🚪 🚪 🚪
matthaus_c: right!
ButButTheJesus: 12!
couchboyj: Good old Blueknees
TemporallyAwry: Always gotta go with left PrideLaugh
Seth_Erickson: Same
Seth_Erickson: also why is that drawer all lit up yellow?
Saintnex: Oh definitely
YawnLance: Zoey is the receptionist I think
couchboyj: *apparently* Madison was possessed by Blue Knees and thw whole game *was* about him
Seth_Erickson: She's the desk clerk I guess yeah
matthaus_c: I think I liked the sewer scene with the radio the most in Madison
Mr_Horrible: wow, I bet Zoey doesn't have to put up with this bullshit
gibbousm: AsexualPride
BusTed: how come mom lets you have two marks on the back
saucemaster5000: Zoey Saldan is busy filming Avatar 2
jetpixi: i saw it on a 14" screen
Capt_clown: Sometime within the next decade....
lamina5432: i liked it
Seth_Erickson: I mean it looked very good
Easilycrazyhat: 2 through what? 5?
brutusq13: it's back in theaters now
Mr_Horrible: the Way of Water: "It's downhill. There, I solved it."
bethy_kins24: never seen it
Fanklok: Wait a minute, Zoey spelled backwards is Valery
ButButTheJesus: saw it in 3D
Seth_Erickson: but the story was otzShrug
QuaziK_: oh wow my favorite nickelodean cartoon is getting a movie
saucemaster5000: it looked cool, yeah
JonnyGlitched: Fern Gully did it better
MegaDosX: It's Pocahontas in space
Juliamon: I did too because my dad wanted to and he was paying, so I was like 'sure ok'
BusTed: prime gaming
call_me_Aras: I have never seen Avatar and I'm going to try my best to keep it that way
jetpixi: i was not impressed with it lol
gibbousm: Avatar was a technology showcase. the movie itself is super generic and forgettable
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Whoa...
GhostValv: :O
saucemaster5000: Everyone knows that
NotCainNorAbel: Why do I want to Join the Navy right now?
Valbatross_: God, EVERY TIME I'm like, "somebody say my name"
JonnyGlitched: I always considered Avatar a Tech Demo more than a movie
PharaohBender27: @gibbousm "Dances with smurfs"
bearravenson: If you say so!
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe it pays better
magical_girl_amelia: so why does this random body have random symbols on its stomach
Valbatross_: ?
Jucassauro: I remember I played the avatar xbox 360 game on multiple occasions but never had it
JonnyGlitched: You don't need the stomach you can just take someone elses
GhostofJeffGoldblum: it's meemaw
ButButTheJesus: @JonnyGlitched oh u
Natimus_Prime: The real world doesn't come with quick-time-event UI
jetpixi: @JonnyGlitched we did karaoke at ren faire and one of the boothies made me have feelings about the 'toxic love' song that made me confused lol
Seth_Erickson: Front door sperhaps
matthaus_c: "Do you have any morgue experience" "As much as anyone I've ever met"
mpierce14: And burn demons
saucemaster5000: You ever wire a jar shut... on weeeeeeeeeeed?
zeanith_helfire is continuing the Gift Sub they got from Mr_Horrible!
mulligan2six: Just move the slider and click the button. Easy
Makrosian_Tae: SingsNote I'm knock knock knockin on mortuary doooooor SingsNote
JonnyGlitched: @jetpixi I really need to rewatch it now
gibbousm: I really want to force my friend who actually is a mortician to play this game and watch them tilt off the earth
matthaus_c: eekum bokum
bethy_kins24: the wipes are underneath the enbalming mchine
jetpixi: @JonnyGlitched he sang the shit out of it and yeah i need to as well. i forgot what a good song it was.
saucemaster5000: it's better than Link to the Past
bethy_kins24: machine*
Kaaosa: windwaker 2??
Kaaosa: fake gamer
jetpixi: I suggest Twilight Princess
jetpixi: puppy time
AzaleaCloud: Twilight Princess is SO GOOD.
gibbousm: lrrSPOOP
ElissenRedux: on top of the shelf
NotCainNorAbel: under the machine?
Fanklok: The only good part of twilight princess is Midna
Mister_BlueSky: I exclusively get bad songs stuck in my head.
MegaDosX: I hated it, but now, I still hate it
Violet__Violence: whomst
JonnyGlitched: Zelda: Faces of Evil is the best
AzaleaCloud: Whomst has the conch??
jetpixi: @JonnyGlitched OH HELL YEAH
couchboyj: @fanklok She carries the game and Link
comrade_cards: the blue knees song has been in my head since you played it weeks ago
jetpixi: NO
jetpixi: it good
saucemaster5000: Any Wand of Gamelon Stans out there???
BusTed: TP was good.
Violet__Violence: nah, it's fine.
Kaaosa: TP is fine
Seth_Erickson: I think people either hate it or love it
Easilycrazyhat: I enjoyed it
Kaaosa: you get to be a dog
PharaohBender27: @JonnyGlitched You forgot the Kappa
Seth_Erickson: if I remember correctly
Violet__Violence: it's not the best zelda, but it's fine.
Kaaosa: so it can't be bad
TheWarDoctor8: TP was great
gibbousm: I have never played a Zelda game or a Metroid game. Have played Mario and Kirby
JonnyGlitched: @PharaohBender27 lrrBEEJ
AzaleaCloud: Yeah, you get to play as a wolf for a significant chunk of the game.
saucemaster5000: TP was just very generic Zelda
Kain2270: TP isn't bad but the dungeons weren't as good as Windwaker was all.
lamina5432: twighlight princess was more an action game so it was kinda not zelda in that aspect
Seth_Erickson: Overrated in most cases
Kaaosa: i don't play a lot of Zeltroidvanias either now that I think of it
saucemaster5000: ringdinginginginging
matthaus_c: I think Skyward Sword is the one I've seen the most mid feelings about?
TheWarDoctor8: Adam should play Dread on high difficulty; feels like his jam
JonnyGlitched: I liked Link to the Past but didn't get super into any other Zelda game besides BTOW
JonnyGlitched: BOTW
Seth_Erickson: Demon's pulling the Spongebob Nosferatu bit.
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AzaleaCloud: BOTW is the Zelda game for people who don't like Zelda, but also Zelda players like it.
eric_christian_berg: You have to embalm yourself.
JonnyGlitched: The trouble with old console games is you had to pay for them
jetpixi: wait
call_me_Aras: I assume that will be "good" ending
gibbousm: are there any good endings?
call_me_Aras: "Good" as in better than other options
groulux: Spookie season has me in a castlevania mood. Might go back and try out some of the classics
saucemaster5000: castlevania 3 is still very fun
call_me_Aras: But still bad. overall.
bethy_kins24: under the embaalming machine
NotCainNorAbel: under the machine
saucemaster5000: Zoey took them for her other job
JonnyGlitched: Speaking of mirrors, I started watching the new Matrix movie yesterday... It's so bad
gibbousm: never played any Castlevania unless you count Bloodstained
JonnyGlitched: But had a bunch of the stars from Sense8 as extras which is weird
Seth_Erickson: I think there are two different events that spawn to allow you to get the lore ending. So that at least is somewhat forgiving.
matthaus_c: pointless busywork helps you get scared
JonnyGlitched: All work is pointless
NoOne_OfConsequence: Does burning an unenbalmed body get you a different ending than burning the wrong embalmed one?
AzaleaCloud: @JonnyGlitched Truuuuuuuuue.
call_me_Aras: Can you keep doing the ashes? I only saw you do it once.
bearravenson: The lightning scar. It's The Corpse Who Lived!
saucemaster5000: well...
QuaziK_: how do we tell him?
Seth_Erickson: You've only got enough for one test @call_me_Aras
matthaus_c: it means a lot to me to hang out here in my tuesday nights
matthaus_c: I'm actively bummed when I can't
gibbousm: huh, that's a weird place to put a piano
XuriScratch: You're helping distract me from the Street Fighter 6 beta invite anxiety
BusTed: Aw.
TemporallyAwry: You make the world better - that's absolutely has value.
Utopos: Actually, yeah, this is very helpful to making my late-night studies go down a little smoother
jetpixi: why is there only chemo waste and not biohazard? I think formalin is hazardous which isn't put in chemo which is the yellow container.
Omthebox: It'll change your social standing
PharaohBender27: I've done work I believe is worthwhile, though I can't describe it in detail without doxxing myself
saucemaster5000: @Omthebox speaking the truth
BusTed: 🌩️
kumatsu: clowned on like that clown from earlier
Mattmitchell45: But Doctor, I don't have anyone to clown on
jetpixi: where do you dispose of the regulated medical waste?\
Kaaosa: gonna main cammy for a week before i quit forever
public_key_reveal_party: I actually am finally starting to get into a fighting game for the first time ever
saucemaster5000: I'd squint slightly
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Adam "Hates the common folk" Savidan
JonnyGlitched: I will judge you either way
matthaus_c: that STANCE
gibbousm: formalin is chem waste
NotCainNorAbel: sldier
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Slavic litttle guy
BusTed: power squat
Valbatross_: Patches?!
brainbosh: The blood just goes down the drain
BusTed: He's shy.
jetpixi: OSHA gonna be mad
call_me_Aras: He crab walking
jetpixi: NOOOO
AzaleaCloud: Gurmag Angler is a common!
Valbatross_: be careful around stairs or glowing rocks he'll kick you
JonnyGlitched: @brainbosh well where does the blood you drain go???
matthaus_c: 4 and a Red to deal 5 to a creature
gibbousm: your bio waste is probably picked up by a shipment company And sent to an incinerator
brainbosh: @JonnyGlitched Back into my body like any normal person :P
bethy_kins24: so one of my friends actually went to mortuary school for a few months but did end up leaving. it was hard work, one of the things she had to do was practice reconstruction of face (she had to make a nose on a fake head with putty) as homework
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jetpixi: but how collect? what about tools? i need answers to unnecessary questions. i don't take those boring ass trainings every year for no reason (my job)
JonnyGlitched: @brainbosh well YOUR blood sure, but you don't want the dead people's blood in there!
jetpixi: ooo
bearravenson: Fat keeid
GhostofJeffGoldblum: she just wants a hug
saucemaster5000: way to be blamey dead david bowie
Abelzumi: Could you imagine doing it...for a DYING?!
matthaus_c: yep. funerals are for the living
Seth_Erickson: Someone has to do it
gibbousm: no bones about it, you just need a good sense of humor
Mattmitchell45: Would Halloween decorations do for you anymore after working here?
Abelzumi: Why wait
call_me_Aras: That, or you're just not bothered by dead bodies.
saucemaster5000: I said "WHEN!"
XuriScratch: People don't really need the embalming they just do it to charge extra.
ElissenRedux: stick a coin in my mouth and shove me in the ground lol
Utopos: Has anyone done a compare and contrast between this and Mortician's Tale yet?
gawag_: i have a cousin who found a dead body in the woods, and thats how he came to grips with it
Mr_Horrible: we misinterpret it and hold a roast of Ben after he's dead
YawnLance: Just dump me in the woods
NotCainNorAbel: and the notepad
diceinbox: Had a friend who wanted to do this and then went into to training then realized they weren’t really that okay with death
Fanklok: My wife refuses to promise me a viking funeral
JonnyGlitched: The embalmer sounds like my espresso machine
AzaleaCloud: Harvest my organs for people who need them and then burn the rest of me.
saucemaster5000: Put me in an inconvenient, but hard to get to place in a local mall
jetpixi: @JonnyGlitched remember that in the morning
BusTed: Maybe in the hall?
Micsig: drawers
Mr_Horrible: Kakash-G
bearravenson: I love that little *pop* when the machine turns off. What is that???
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bethy_kins24: ick
GhostofJeffGoldblum: schloooooooooorp[
GhostofJeffGoldblum: like a milkshake
ButButTheJesus: ben
GhostofJeffGoldblum: gotta suck out the last bits
ButButTheJesus: ben pls
AzaleaCloud: Okay Ben, you're done with your soda, you can stop now.
Valbatross_: *down with the sickness starts*
Saintnex: Thanks Ben, thats a horrible noise
ghizmou: same sound as whem you go to the dentist
SnackPak_: nice folly work
bethy_kins24: like sucking jello through a straw
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QuaziK_: it's part of the procedure
PharaohBender27: I'd either be cremated or be buried WITHOUT all the chemicals, so that I can fulfill the Edvard Munch quote: "From my rotting body, flowers shall grow and I am in them, and that is eternity"
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I want my body to be left in an undisclosed location in the woods
saucemaster5000: I had the "Fresh Prince" ringtone for 6 years. Best days of my life
GhostofJeffGoldblum: but apparently that's "not legal"
GhostofJeffGoldblum: sounds like some bull, frankly
Capt_clown: I've always said once I hit 60 just strap some c4 to me and wheel me out into the back 40 and let'r rip
gibbousm: I'd like alkaline hydrolysis
gibbousm: turn me into soap
ButButTheJesus: @Capt_clown they did that some lady
The_Potato_Cat: huh for once, not being able to sleep at almost 4am has paid off! how many times have they jumped?
ButButTheJesus: *to
GhostofJeffGoldblum: That sounded like the opening to Sandstorm Bewn
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Ben, even
Mr_Horrible: wow, ninjas only have 3G?
bearravenson: I've always wanted to open an "alternative funeral home", where we specialize in stuff like viking funerals, funeral parties, second line funerals, etc. Anything we can legally do, and the people want.
Mr_Horrible: those hidden villages need better infrastructuure
circusofkirkus: it's just good security
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Don't get mad because Raymond has good opsec, Ben
jetpixi: fucking raymond. worse than 2FA.
Mr_Horrible: bearravenson "Y'all do sky burials?"
Seth_Erickson: There's 2 events that can work for it
XuriScratch: Keeps changing his password but writing it down in the same place. Great security
QuaziK_: yeah you gotta use the items in an event
Fanklok: Has anyone ever seen Beej and LSV in the same room?
TemporallyAwry: You are getting the precursor events that lead up to it the first time.
comrade_cards: gotta use the items in the event of you hanging or one with your father
QuaziK_: I assumed it's guaranteed if you pick up the coin and necklace
saucemaster5000: the last airdbender?
Mr_Horrible: Uzukart has terrible service, they always just deliver goat's blood and brimstone instead of the gatorade I ordered
bearravenson: Dad appears on the table, or the hallway hanging.
jetpixi: Papa, can you hear me?
matthaus_c: 2nd body did have that scar we couldn't interact with
AzaleaCloud: Ok but did he have the ciagrettes?
jetpixi: good beat
El_Funko: who's ravin
Mr_Horrible: I can't hear you Londoooooon
eric_christian_berg: Read today about "aquamation" where they chemically dissolve your body.
Mr_Horrible: LUL
GhostofJeffGoldblum: The Corpse, we installed that door so you could put corpses into the freezer, not so you could have door raves.
matthaus_c: aquamation is neat
comrade_cards: progressing will get more events, but there is an element of luck to get the right ones
saucemaster5000: Can I be Claymated?
Saintnex: I am pretty sure we are on track to get the 2nd ending if we dont get the 5th if that makes any difference
Capt_clown: @matthaus_c The college near me does that and is working on perfecting it
Fugi: so whats the reason we don't just run out of town and let the demons sort themselves out?
Seth_Erickson: I'd just look up the last ending yeah if the events don't trigger
bearravenson: It wraps up the story well, but they story is SO scondary.
saucemaster5000: @Fugi Giles won't let us
comrade_cards: yeah, if you successfully finish this run, you'll get the second ending snyway
Saintnex: Yea, I think they are following us :p
JonnyGlitched: You can just leave in A.D.O.M
Kramburger: If it were, i would simply not engage in the plot 4head
JonnyGlitched: you get a very low score tho
Saintnex: we can either get the 5th or the 2nd
eric_christian_berg: Those caps make him look like The Corinthian.
spiritualwarrior19: we need a game of camel up to lighten the mood lol
Violet__Violence: That's fair yeah.
Violet__Violence: This is neat, I may give this a shot.
PharaohBender27: You need to find a corpse you . . . recognize for the fifth ending, and I'll leave it at that
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Better than Dinfna? mattlrPika
Saintnex: Yea 8/10 is super fair for this game
Mister_BlueSky: For an indie game, this is excellent.
NotCainNorAbel: the inventory gets old
matthaus_c: it's hard to make lasting horror
couchboyj: Its dad game meats horror game
saucemaster5000: You'll never forget your first time
Capt_clown: A lot of thought and effort was put into it but it does have minimal replay value. I'm excited for DLC down the road
Mr_Horrible: it runs up against the limits of how the game is structured, which is tough.
gawag_: theres a lot of steps yeah
Violet__Violence: doing it for the umpteenth time? yeah
bearravenson: It is a one-man dev crew. Or at least was before it hit big.
mpierce14: I think you guys till miss a lot of the jump scares or swing the demon in certain places
Capt_clown: For an Indy game it's very polished
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I miss little guy
mpierce14: Seeing*
Violet__Violence: naw that's a fair critique. if the loop you put your players in gets dull or tedious after a while, then some work could be done.
Seth_Erickson: I wonder if there are any events that we haven't seen
Mr_Horrible: but I always really like pairing mundane structured tasks against some amount of uncertainty, in a game
saucemaster5000: he's busy being the greendale mascot I"m telling ya
KeytarCat: If they made it trauma center mini-games, it would be more engaging once you know the process
Violet__Violence: deffos planning on trying this out though, this is neat.
kumatsu: Where's Omnath?
couchboyj: Little guy died on the way back to his home dimension
matthaus_c: little guy saw the clown corpse and got spooked
gawag_: the little guy was inside us, all along
Capt_clown: Waiting for the Farm Sim cross over where we both embalm and make the bodies LUL
Violet__Violence: ooh hello
Seth_Erickson: Little guy got too caught up in Ben's nightmares NotLikeThis
Violet__Violence: oh that's uh
jetpixi: hella rood
GhostofJeffGoldblum: So this is where Drink More Glurp harvests its Glurp from
GhostofJeffGoldblum: possessed boides
Fugi: she's just worried about your electric bill
Violet__Violence: pitch black rooms still scare me la;skjfd they make me hella claustrophobic
Saintnex: I will say its kinda nice that as we have learnt more, the scares are more specific, so we are seeing more of valery, etc
Violet__Violence: kbye
matthaus_c: oop
Violet__Violence: lol
gawag_: that seems on theme tho?
MadWolf1290: lol
matthaus_c: chat please @ me once the heroin scene is over again
Pharmacistjudge: ?
rosesmcgee: mom said it would be this way
Capt_clown: It's like an addiction or something
eric_christian_berg: Show them your sobriety medals.
A_Dub888: Ben "I'm so tired of drugs" Ulmer
saucemaster5000: But Drugs are how winners win
MegaDosX: That feels like a rare sentence
JonnyGlitched: Give them to me then
Fanklok: ugh free drugs again
Seth_Erickson: I mean it's so much work and for what
Mr_Horrible: always "heroin", never "her-e's a ball go play outside"
asifimgunnatellya: lrrAWW aww time to do drugs, so much work
Violet__Violence: lol
TherapyforNarwhals: Just another Tuesday right?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: This is my favorite Rodney Dangerfield sketch
Violet__Violence: hahahaha
NotCainNorAbel: @matthaus_c done
AzaleaCloud: @matthaus_c It's over.
Saintnex: and drug scene is over
Violet__Violence: speedrun
matthaus_c: thanks all
matthaus_c: benginHeart
The_Potato_Cat: speeeeeeedrun
passwordlost_hereiam: Papa ou te?
jetpixi: most everyone
Viscount16: honestly, part of that jadedness is kind of a neat play on getting totally used to all the dead body stuff in a normal mortuary job
Mr_Horrible: skincare is no joke, Ben
ghizmou: why can t my dad show up and other popular orphan questions
Fanklok: I want a mod of this game where you play as matthaus_c and instead if drugs you eat keys
matthaus_c: @Fanklok lol I ate so many keys my dad died benginLul
JonnyGlitched: papi
The_Potato_Cat: @fanklok alternative become like one of my students and eat glue sticks
saucemaster5000: JESUS christ the fucking grey fox that lives under my patio is staring through my kitchen window again. That got me sod damn bad!
Saintnex: Yea, I really dont like the 5th ending being tied to a random event, its really frustrating thb
Mr_Horrible: wow, death threats to our work phone. What are we, a librarian working in the US?
jetpixi: @saucemaster5000 that sounds cute
PharaohBender27: @saucemaster5000 :D
jetpixi: I guess Papa could not hear us
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 that fox has an excellent sense of timing
Saintnex: we may just have to look up the 5th ending at this point?
Seth_Erickson: Could head downstairs and see if that hastens it?
matthaus_c: or we just get the 2nd ending and watch the 5th
TheWarDoctor8: Process the thrid body anyway to proc more events?
daddy: Don't worry son, daddy is here
saucemaster5000: usually @jetpixi , yes
jetpixi: LUL
YeomanAres: wait for Dad or try to wait for bad end and don't burn anything?
diceinbox: If an ending is tied to rng like this that sucks
Violet__Violence: uh
BusTed: This one sure like the dark.
matthaus_c: little guy > shadow man
jetpixi: they're trying to save you're electric bill!
AzaleaCloud: Just turning the lights off? That's not a ghost, that's Wheeler.
Saintnex: The 2nd ending is just to be successful again
matthaus_c: ^
comrade_cards: don't go downstairs if you want 2
Saintnex: nope
JonTheGoose: stick him in the air fryer
Seth_Erickson: not a chance
jetpixi: "So i put him in the Aiiiir FryAh"
laundreydhull: :P
PharaohBender27: Demons can't see through metal!
MegaDosX: Just make sure you tech when you bounce off the wall
Shparky2197: Hi fronds, how are you all?
jetpixi: lol
Saintnex: technically just not burning a body has its own ending, but its not listed/or is just considered the bad ending
Utopos: Physx
Violet__Violence: jesus
BusTed: seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE
MadWolf1290: LUL
passwordlost_hereiam: Hmmm...
Mr_Horrible: demons are great physicists
Seth_Erickson: It's just perspective Ben
NotCainNorAbel: physics seabatNogood
matthaus_c: little guy dragged us over
AzaleaCloud: This game's physics are wild.
Shparky2197: Mawp
MegaDosX: Physics doesn't behave normally in this mortuary, evidently
laundreydhull: They just clipped u thru
DeM0nFiRe: This is different
MegaDosX: This is still different
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Yeah this is new
laundreydhull: o.O?
Utopos: This dialogue seems different
DeM0nFiRe: Or at least its different from the failed ending you got earlier
saucemaster5000: Two weeks
Mr_Horrible: 3 months
Violet__Violence: lol
Utopos: He's been to Tulsa
MegaDosX: 72 hours
Mr_Horrible: he *doesn't* have a skincare rountine, he's only 40
Seth_Erickson: He's gone at least as far as Egypt we know that
BusTed: is this forever
saucemaster5000: Why isn't he answering our suetions????
AzaleaCloud: How constantly?
teejayrivers: What are we, some kind of suicide squad?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: is this game a metaphor for overcoming addiction
Asimech: How worst?
ButButTheJesus: how rest
omdorastrix: Stronger? Better? Faster?
jetpixi: lol
Mr_Horrible: the harder we know ourselves, the better faster stronger we are
XuriScratch: I've asked how to stop ghosts at every Spirit Halloween in town
BusTed: 🕶️
Pharmacistjudge: you are cursed to forever work the night shift!
Asimech: Pider-man: How Coming
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 - Thanks for the fun
Capt_clown: rhiLove rhiLove
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I give that video game a Seems Pretty Good out of ten
Seth_Erickson: Clean 7 or 8 though I lean towards an 8
AzaleaCloud: @Asimech XD
Violet__Violence: that's a really cool concept, i like it
laundreydhull: I heard one of them say there was an animal ending?
Violet__Violence: also wassup azzy
Mr_Horrible: Demon: "You got it wrong, you know." Rebecca: "lol. lmao."
matthaus_c: Rebaka
MegaDosX: Rubaka!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: REWBACCA
AzaleaCloud: Hey Vi lrrHEART
passwordlost_hereiam: Grrrr!
saucemaster5000: Rewy!
BusTed: re-b-b-baka
DEATHlikescats: thanks for playing this pals! it was really nice and spooky
diceinbox: From what I saw yahtzees review seems accurate
ButButTheJesus: no
bearravenson: sussy rebakka
couchboyj: You prefer this one to the one were every puzzle had a post it note five feet away explaining the answer? Im shocked.
Mattmitchell45: For Ending 5, you gotta read the Godfather
passwordlost_hereiam: It's so weird to see someone watch youtube at 1x speed
Makrosian_Tae: Go left!
ButButTheJesus: this is totally you playing
Easilycrazyhat: Wow, so playing. Much stream.
Lyropithic: Seems bad
saucemaster5000: So... if you get the wrong one, why does the body still do this animation?
Seth_Erickson: Way to go Ben such a great job on that shift you just played.
Mr_Horrible: at last, our final evolution into React Andy's
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @saucemaster5000 Fakeouts
Seth_Erickson: Glad you got ending 5 it's the hardest one.
BusTed: pops
teejayrivers: It's Ben!
Mr_Horrible: I can't believe Ben fuckin' died
bethy_kins24: daddy ben
matthaus_c: alright daddy
laundreydhull: lrrSPOOP
GhostofJeffGoldblum: did we die
Kramburger: Sure you are buddy
GhostofJeffGoldblum: is this heaven
Saintnex: okay Daddy
asifimgunnatellya: daddy Ben
Pteraspidomorphi: ruin'd
laundreydhull: nononono
jetpixi: dad is a hottie
teejayrivers: DREAM?
saucemaster5000: @saucemaster5000 but... it's not... the ghost isn't.... okay
YawnLance: Welp, okay Daddy Ben
Jensling: Ben "Daddy" Gineering
BusTed: typo in discord chat
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GhostofJeffGoldblum: Hot Dad Alert lrrSIG
A_Dub888: Bengi-dad-eering
BusTed: ruind
gawag_: i dont like the way they animated his mouth
diceinbox: Hawt Dad
Mr_Horrible: "Ben (dad) has changed the name of the channel to "Runed""
bethy_kins24: kind da
bethy_kins24: d
saucemaster5000: dad, I'm stuck
Violet__Violence: man...
ElissenRedux: healing ending pog
Makrosian_Tae: SingsMic IS SOMEONE GETTING THE BEST SingsNote
bethy_kins24: dad approves of your job
couchboyj: way to get the good ending guys seabatClap
Seth_Erickson: stan yet another good dad
Mr_Horrible: I'm having a tough time visualizing the head movements that these camera angles are supposed to be
Utopos: "You know where to go. To the mortuary."
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Well that's a very sweet ending
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
Violet__Violence: that's awesome
ButButTheJesus: ayyyyy
GhostValv: seabatClap
BusTed: seabatClap
Darleysam: now, be a good little trooper and get back in that mortuary, and start sluicing those body juices
AzaleaCloud: FBtouchdown
Violet__Violence: OH
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown
Koshindan: There's the two secret endings too.
Easilycrazyhat: 👏👏👏👏👏👏
MadWolf1290: @Mr_Horrible i think it's supposed to be head on chest?
ElissenRedux: imagine her getting really fucking good at this job and just getting mildly annoyed at demons popping up LUL
teejayrivers: More... tuary assistant
jetpixi: @ElissenRedux LUL
bearravenson: is it just the possession??
BusTed: speed run strats
matthaus_c: Ending 666/5
saucemaster5000: where's the all repitite ending?
Mr_Horrible: @Mr_Horrible yeah, it's just kinda jarring in 1st-person, I guess
comrade_cards: *2* secret endings, reaply
MegaDosX: Oh I think I know what this is
Violet__Violence: nyoom
Violet__Violence: hahahaha
Mr_Horrible: steal the gurney go go go go
ElissenRedux: I love it
Easilycrazyhat: So smooth
Violet__Violence: excellent
teejayrivers: DOOR STUCK
MegaDosX: Not a lot
BusTed: just burning one straight away?
circusofkirkus: LUL speed run
MadWolf1290: the bad ending
Mr_Horrible: Fuck it, *EVERYONE* gets cremated
AzaleaCloud: Bad% speedrun
Easilycrazyhat: B L U E
MegaDosX: I looked this up, technically speaking this leads to a Game Over screen
saucemaster5000: sometimes you just gotta burn one 420 rip it
teejayrivers: Just burn *ALL* the bodies 4Head
MegaDosX: If you burn a body too early
GhostofJeffGoldblum: You should have embaaaalmed meeeeeeeeeee
jetpixi: ooooo
Saintnex: hey, remember that second coffin?
Mr_Horrible: so the ultimate defense against possession is being good at your job
Easilycrazyhat: Oh noooo
matthaus_c: OOOH
BusTed: we got boxed!
teejayrivers: WutFace
Ashton: Is this my performance review?
MegaDosX: F
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Wow that is dark
El_Funko: lol
bearravenson: That's the same as if you get possessed.
ladylinzington: oh noooo
Utopos: "Welcome to our internship program"
jetpixi: interesting
Violet__Violence: this game is cool
Seth_Erickson: Good Game PogChamp
YeomanAres: the guy knows you did it wrong because the tablet is still there?
ElissenRedux: this was a blast to watch. thanks for the stream ya'll!
Violet__Violence: thanks for playin' bois! <3
Mr_Horrible: Game good, we love when that happens
DMGlol: scootin' along
Utopos: That was fun!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thanks for streaming
BusTed: Magic times.
AzaleaCloud: Thanks for the stream. :3
Shparky2197: Byyyeeee
AzaleaCloud: lrrHEART
Saintnex: Thanks for the stream, its was great!
Makrosian_Tae: Great stream y'all!
Makrosian_Tae: Thanks for all you do
KeytarCat: If you burn an improperly prepped body?
Capt_clown: Thanks for the wonderful stream enigmaHeart enigmaHeart enigmaHeart
Charlie_Victor7: Hooray!
Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream, lads. This has been a lotta fun to watch.
Utopos: But what do with disc?
jetpixi: butt?
Saintnex: wait, whose butt?
El_Funko: embalming fluid
GhostValv: amazonTasteTheRainbow
thegitrogsquirrel: bodypillows?
Mr_Horrible: "Please buy disc"
Makrosian_Tae: Byeeeee
matthaus_c: goodbye stinky youtube weirdos
Violet__Violence: lol
ButButTheJesus: byeeee
Makrosian_Tae: ook ook
couchboyj: Dongle the bongle or you're doing it wrongle
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MegaDosX: Wait there's a thing?
couchboyj: Zoinks!
Lyropithic: Zoinks!
DMGlol: Betrayal on Scooby Doo
Saintnex: ruh roh
Juliamon: It is
couchboyj: Some "gets captured" then controls old man Jenkins
eric_christian_berg: Says Pauper.
Makrosian_Tae: @DMGlol Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
couchboyj: soneone*
Juliamon: James seemed pretty hype about it
laundreydhull: Arena 2.0
saucemaster5000: v--v
KeytarCat: One of the gang goes into hiding and that player plays opposition
xantos69: Cheer50
saucemaster5000: the snyder cut?
Juliamon: ITYC is Saturday because Sunday is Thanksgiving
jetpixi: more doot doots
Lyropithic: I'm sure nothing will go wrong
laundreydhull: A--A
Makrosian_Tae: No more NadtD ever AGAIN
Violet__Violence: ;alskdfj
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Saintnex: what was that horror game yall played with Voxy and Crim again?
jetpixi: o7
Saintnex: bye!
BusTed: G'niiiight!
Stormgod519: GayPride
MegaDosX: @Saintnex Phasmophobia
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Makrosian_Tae: Byeeeeee
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mnemonicman: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Saintnex: @MegaDosX Im thinking of the game with the spider
MegaDosX: Oh that one I don't remember, sorry
Phosfur: Grounded?
laundreydhull: could they mod lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR with fangs somehow?
TheMerricat: The "Honey I Shrunk the Kids" game with the spider as a huge enemy was Grounded, yes.
BusTed: No, there was a co-op horror game.
Saintnex: ahh, okay, thanks chat!
Phosfur: Oh, the spirit haunting one...
TheMerricat: Are you talking about the one where they played as cultists that had to reseal a demon and sometimes the enemy demons were spiders?
Juliamon: The one with the collecting gasoline for the cult bonfire?
Saintnex: that was the one I was thinking of, yea
BusTed: It was Devour.
BusTed: (That I was thinking of.)
Saintnex: I just looked it up devour on youtube, and it absolutely it, thanks again chat! I straight up couldnt remember the name
Juliamon: Yeah, it's not a very evocative name