matthaus_c: !findquote anticipation
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DeM0nFiRe: !badadvice
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Fruan: Everyone ready to paup?
benjamin_wheeler: Paup paup
TehAmelie: i'm broke and ready to rumble
NewtyNewts: Let's see some Magic!
letfireraindown: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week, Pauper! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (7s ago).
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TehAmelie: howdy
Spades_Slicc: *tips stetson* m'howdy
matthaus_c: everyone pauping off
Juliamon: broke, woke, and ready for bad jokes
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: pain. Pain is always in the box.
TehAmelie: i could get my flatcap and look like a Charles Dickens orphan
letfireraindown: That is a terribly accurate box
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
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GapFiller: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Sorator13: lrrSIG
TehAmelie: did that for the last hat party though. . .
letfireraindown: @TehAmelie For halloween or just because
F1SHOR: lrrSIG lrrSIG
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AttackCowboy: wheelerY wheelerH
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ihlendrax: !findquote party
LRRbot: Quote #7713: "Rock stars take care of business before they party." β€”Serge [2021-08-03]
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TehAmelie: yes
lirazel64: Wheeee!
matthaus_c: !quote alex
LRRbot: Quote #1959: "Just drink some corpse water. Listen buddy, I'm gonna drink your milkshake." β€”Alex [2016-02-23]
matthaus_c: oh my
thraximore: what a quote umbraS
matthaus_c: bobsS
nymistrya: Hey does anyone have a pen? I heard were doing something with Pauper tonight.
lirazel64: !advice
LRRbot: Yeet the yeast.
Welbog: !badadvice
LRRbot: Add a point in Bear.
GapFiller: !badadvice
LRRbot: Interact with the axe.
Welbog: Axebear
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matthaus_c: !mediumadvice
ShaneLeeAtk: !findquote juju
LRRbot: Quote #5664: "Sometimes bad juju is bad you-you." β€”Adam [2019-01-02]
ihlendrax: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
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CaffeinatedLemur: you see if I have ALL the cards then I have ALL the answers *points to small brain in big head*
Spades_Slicc: Pauper: the tragedy of the Commons
control_rig: Damn that's clever
CaffeinatedLemur: Spades_Slicc as a Philosphy minor... I am obligated to like that comment
ihlendrax: No Unfinity release draft for me tonight. The LGS didn’t get their product shipment today. πŸ˜•
CaffeinatedLemur: as a PoliSci Major I am obligated to write a blog post about it
crashfamdicoot: Sup
crashfamdicoot: Anyone stoked for the 40K release for mtg?
Welbog: I am here for the paper and the fight.
Dmc3628: this is fight music for the FIGHT
Sorator13: @CaffeinatedLemur LUL
Spades_Slicc: @CaffeinatedLemur As someone suffering through Econ. I am obligated to ammend my joke to "The Tragedy of the Unmanaged Commons
matthaus_c: JAMES
Juliamon: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
TehAmelie: yoo
Sorator13: LUL
raulghoulia: what again?
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
Welbog: Hi everyone
Fruan: Whoo! Paul!
matthaus_c: hello lrrPAUL
VoxSecundus: popper
DigitalSeahorse: popper!
El_Funko: I love MTG Peeper
Alas_Babylon: Pauper? I don't even know her
teabread_: poppers?
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Spades_Slicc: @alex lol ... lmao even
matthaus_c: peanut butter butter paups
thegitrogsquirrel: pooper
GhostValv: D:
TemporallyAwry: Pauper! The format of Kings :D
VoxSecundus: I didn't realise you guys were charli xcx fans
DigitalSeahorse: xD
nymistrya: Magic? Fun? James what are you talking about
matthaus_c: ooooh, competitive
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
matthaus_c: how long can a best of 5 of pauper take, 6 minutes?
Spades_Slicc: Why not best of 7?
gualdhar: oh hey Wheeler isn't wearing sunglasses, hope he's feeling better
possummtg: Wheeler always makes me think of Captain Planet
saucemaster5000: James, No
Dmc3628: Chowse
TheThirdTail: I mean, I can't stop you
Welbog: He's gonna do a best of five Wheeler! And then he's gonna do a best of five me! Oh my gooooood
Flyingdelorion: love it, James!
Sorator13: ngl james, this is a bit of a downgrade in levels of "chaotic fun" from Unfinity.... but I'm here for it all the same :D
CaffeinatedLemur: oh fancy
Fruan: Ah, the good ol' "I want to get home and have dinner" tournament format
ihlendrax: How many are on Affinity?
matthaus_c: or you could buy Pauper Unfinity :O
El_Funko: As a general rule, you should always buy some Warhammer 40k
DigitalSeahorse: unfinity?
Spades_Slicc: You have 3 hours scheduled ... and you're playing Pauper. No reason not to make it best of 13
Zjivarra: what is pauper pugilism?
luke1x: don't forget brothers war is right around the corner!
aggrocrow: Warhammer pickups today were Spectacular
TehAmelie: wait i didn't vote for the card king
Spades_Slicc: @Zjivarra What happened to the french aristocracy
NewtyNewts: Fun and wacky ideas: Select your starting hand, but mull to 4
matthaus_c: not for $999 though
NarishmaReborn: a carddom of kings
r10pez10: seek and.or conjure
AzaleaCloud: Hello gamers!
BjjBrain: is it a proxy of a button?
DigitalSeahorse: heheh
Fruan: S H O V E B U G
matthaus_c: huh, what's the green
possummtg: WHY WHEELER WHY
laikagoat: jundblins!
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AzaleaCloud: Famous Magic Jinx James Turner.
matthaus_c: Dark Dweller Oracle baybee
AzaleaCloud: And his Mana Flood Voodoo.
Spades_Slicc: Knocked up to Mythic 😳😳😳😳😳😳
Alas_Babylon: Common to Rare for sure
lirazel64: @virre_ welcome
aggrocrow: I mean Rhystic Study was I think uncommon
DigitalSeahorse: it's a cop?
airylan: is it an Island?
control_rig: Doesn't matter, still incredibly expensive
Fruan: Force of Will was uncommon to Mythic. I can't think of common up offhand.
LRRbot: Skirk Prospector [R] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | Sacrifice a Goblin: Add {R}.
MegaDosX: Scryfall says seventeen cards that have been printed at Mythic that are Pauper legal
RaklarLS: that onslaught elf that was a rare, became a common. Wirewood something?
LRRbot: Thraben Inspector [W] | Creature β€” Human Soldier [1/2] | When Thraben Inspector enters the battlefield, investigate.
lithopseffect: that's a hell of a one drop
AttackCowboy: TWO toughness? What is this??
MegaDosX: Though a number of the mythics are special printings, it looks like
DigitalSeahorse: hehehhehe
possummtg: Symbolism
AzaleaCloud: "A 1/2? I can't fight through that!"
pn55: HypeLUL
teabread_: chaos gremlin nonsense, i love it
matthaus_c: oh no
LRRbot: Putrid Goblin [1B] | Creature β€” Zombie Goblin [2/2] | Persist
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPoint
Spirrie: Horizontal draws are statistically better
WiJohn: A 2/2 goblin?! That doesn't even make sense!
nymistrya: Oh the spice8rack special!
ginganinja314: Oh no
matthaus_c: do you hear that, chat? that's the sound of the proletariat rising
AzaleaCloud: Spicy didn't even realize it was a combo deck until the -second- game on SU&P though... >.>
ginganinja314: @nymistrya oh yeah Bay-Bee!
distrustingspectator: !deck
TemporallyAwry: @matthaus_c Ahh... I heard it in the voice
LRRbot: Deadly Dispute [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Draw two cards and create a Treasure token.
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyNoU such mayhem
distrustingspectator: !decklist
Haroldholmes25: LUL
Spades_Slicc: Wrong life James
matthaus_c: oooh the masked vandal splash
matthaus_c: love it
aerohydra: other one james
MegaDosX: Yeah wrong life total James
LRRbot: Dark-Dweller Oracle [1R] | Creature β€” Goblin Shaman [2/2] | {1}, Sacrifice a creature: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.
James_the_Dabbler: Wait that's not right
matthaus_c: good old M19 Rare
passwordlost_hereiam: Second main, seeecond main Bet you think this spell is about you, second maain!
BrowneePoints: Oh yea..that got downshifted from rare
AzaleaCloud: Oh hey, I played that card in my Alesha Commander deck like 3 years ago.
BrowneePoints: it was a rare in m19
SquirrelLord1111: m15 rare
Dmc3628: was a rare ni m19
LRRbot: Snowfield Sinkhole | Snow Land β€” Plains Swamp | Snowfield Sinkhole enters the battlefield tapped.
MegaDosX: Yeah the M19 printing is rare too
JokerBoney: yeah it was a rare in m19
LRRbot: Journey to Nowhere [1W] | Enchantment | When Journey to Nowhere enters the battlefield, exile target creature. / When Journey to Nowhere leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
SquirrelLord1111: i'm wrong ignor my message
Sorator13: *snow* land?!
AzaleaCloud: AND IN THIS CORNER
JokerBoney: since its rare on arena
r10pez10: !clip
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NarishmaReborn: technically still inplay
matthaus_c: you have moxfield on your phone?
Fruan: Sending nothing to nowhere sounds like a logic puzzle
AzaleaCloud: @Fruan I think that's how the Infinite Improbability Drive works.
niccus: if you send nothing to nowhere you're going to end up with everything everywhere
Spades_Slicc: @Fruan Gotta send Nothing to Nowhere, When? Never
Sorator13: @Fruan and yet, it makes perfect sense that when the nothing comes back from nowhere, it's... still nothing
luke1x: I love seeing James and Alex on a paper fight. brings me back to the first 20$ challenge
DigitalSeahorse: xd
Spades_Slicc: @niccus All at once?
BrowneePoints: Alex, we appreciate you
LRRbot: Skirk Prospector [R] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | Sacrifice a Goblin: Add {R}.
niccus: well, one at a time. unfortunately there's still the stack
Haroldholmes25: prospector is on the escalator again
MegaDosX: "I just dealt with this problem" - Alex, probably
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTH vicksyPoint
Finalsora811: Same, Paul.
Dmc3628: i also had that thought Paul
matthaus_c: Pauper Highlander when
LRRbot: Militia Bugler [2W] | Creature β€” Human Soldier [2/3] | Vigilance / When Militia Bugler enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card with power 2 or less from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
AzaleaCloud: Alex is like "Dang it, why didn't -I- play this deck? I'm a known Goblin enjoyer..."
Robot_Bones: reminds me of the crapshot where cam tilted alex out into a perpetual energy machine
SquirrelLord1111: Ya, been playing too much singleton. It's breaking my brain
luke1x: has swiftspear had a big impact on pauper yet?
LRRbot: Virus Beetle [1B] | Artifact Creature β€” Insect [1/1] | When Virus Beetle enters the battlefield, each opponent discards a card.
LRRbot: Ichor Wellspring [2] | Artifact | When Ichor Wellspring enters the battlefield or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
ChristopherPerkins: urgh... I hate Virus Beetle
Fruan: S H O V E B U G
LRRbot: Vault of Whispers | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {B}.
matthaus_c: @luke1x mostly overshadowed by Undercity cards until the recent ban, but we'll see where it goes from now
YeetTheRich_: always has been
LRRbot: Goblin Matron [2R] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | When Goblin Matron enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a Goblin card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
AzaleaCloud: Wheeler, please stop doing the Reagan voice, it's creepy. o_o
Dmc3628: thousand year war is next monday gotta get it going
r10pez10: i was named after reagan :(
niccus: you can't let the goblin deck get into your head. you're gonna start to mind goblin
Spades_Slicc: @ChristopherPerkins I should introduce you to my friend, they're a lawyer but they'll take money under the table to make sure things go your way
matthaus_c: where's your Dan Frazier Goblin Matron, Benny Wheels
thmanwithnoname: he said fun but I heard expensive...
Fruan: Tooting increases
Dmc3628: ABB Always Be Buglin
LRRbot: Kor Skyfisher [1W] | Creature β€” Kor Soldier [2/3] | Flying / When Kor Skyfisher enters the battlefield, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.
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Ohpea: pauper! my second favorite mtgo format next to penny dreadful
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TemporallyAwry: I tried that for my Pauper EDH deck, and gave up on it pretty quick. Someday I fully common-out that deck.
photosinensis: Pauper Pugilism? Are there going to be some common contests? Trivial tiffs?
AzaleaCloud: Basic beatdowns?
JokerBoney: honestly kinda disappointed that you didn't show up with a singleton deck Benjamin
luke1x: you could still do singleton Wheeler it just probably wouldn't be good
AzaleaCloud: Frequent fracases?
Spades_Slicc: Could snag an entire swamp
LRRbot: Unearth [B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Cycling {2}
photosinensis: Familiar fisticuffs.
Fruan: unearth was COMMON?!
Finalsora811: Didn't one of the Buglers come into play this turn? Or am I wrong?
passwordlost_hereiam: Bugeler 2 has summon sickness no?
matthaus_c: Unearth was Common
SRJables: didn't one of those buglers have summoning sickness?
Sorator13: LUL
Dmc3628: masters 25 and MH1
LRRbot: Goblin Matron [2R] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | When Goblin Matron enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a Goblin card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
h3rsh3yb4r: I hate the chaos piles
h3rsh3yb4r: Thank you Wheeler
LRRbot: Chromatic Star [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Chromatic Star: Add one mana of any color. / When Chromatic Star is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
passwordlost_hereiam: I didn't know goblins laid eggs.
LRRbot: Great Furnace | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {R}.
matthaus_c: land for turn, crack chromatic star, asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar
Finalsora811: Do people not do that normally?
r10pez10: when did chromatic star art get a glow up
Dmc3628: TSR i think
niccus: i see goblin eggs all the time
Morrigan9: i've seen hotter furnaces online
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c I don't think she's pauper legal
LRRbot: Virus Beetle [1B] | Artifact Creature β€” Insect [1/1] | When Virus Beetle enters the battlefield, each opponent discards a card.
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX just you wait
JokerBoney: Virus Beeble
LRRbot: Ichor Wellspring [2] | Artifact | When Ichor Wellspring enters the battlefield or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
Dmc3628: Nuts and L'Eggumes
DMGlol: eggs you say'
LRRbot: Thraben Inspector [W] | Creature β€” Human Soldier [1/2] | When Thraben Inspector enters the battlefield, investigate.
Finalsora811: Sounds like a balanced breakfast.
korvys: what's a "nut"?
niccus: is it creepy or wet
MegaDosX: Paul, Compleated Technomancer
Sorator13: LUL
Spades_Slicc: What's the difference between eggs and nuts?
r10pez10: !addquote (Wheeler) [Now] Eggs and nuts. S'great. Gets my seal of approval.
LRRbot: New quote #8267: "Eggs and nuts. S'great. Gets my seal of approval." β€”Wheeler [2022-10-07]
airylan: the ichor wellspring is squidgey.
Rootpotato: !wheeler whats a nut
Pywodwagon: @Spades_Slicc 1 v 2 cmc
matthaus_c: it's soft and smooth, but it feels hairy and slick
ChristopherPerkins: that's when you get a 1/1 to poke it with a stick
r10pez10: good solid noise though alex
Agnememnon: Paul's stick, Compleated Stick
thraximore: it's ichor- it'll just give when you poke it, but it won't deform
MegaDosX: Infinite mana and a Fireball of some kind I bet
Fruan: Eggs and nuts, the two genders.
Spades_Slicc: Why is wheeler playing artifact lands?
YeomanAres: is it first day of class?
Spades_Slicc: asked and answered
MegaDosX: First Day of Class was the one people noticed first when STX dropped
LRRbot: Deadly Dispute [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Draw two cards and create a Treasure token.
Dmc3628: as dark as House of the Dragon
MegaDosX: There you go
LRRbot: First Day of Class [1R] | Instant | Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it and it gains haste until end of turn. / Learn.
korvys: @loadingreadyrun Paul, if these are best of 5, shouldn't they have more than one empty muffin each?
matthaus_c: goblin education!
Finalsora811: Who called it?
Alas_Babylon: !card Putrid Goblin
LRRbot: Putrid Goblin [1B] | Creature β€” Zombie Goblin [2/2] | Persist
LRRbot: Introduction to Prophecy [3] | Sorcery β€” Lesson | Scry 2, then draw a card.
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX not quite a fireball
nymistrya: Here we go chat, prepare to have your chains melted by a fiery goblin
dragonclawjones: ahh its a game now
Sorator13: ahhh, I see
AzaleaCloud: RED GOBLIN HAS DEMONSTRATED A LOOP
ChristopherPerkins: oh... oh dear
MegaDosX: Ah
LRRbot: Makeshift Munitions [1R] | Enchantment | {1}, Sacrifice an artifact or creature: Makeshift Munitions deals 1 damage to any target.
SamanthaVess: Mogwarts
MegaDosX: Yeah that'll do it
YeetTheRich_: wheelerLoop wheelerLoop
MegaDosX: Fun fact: you can do that in Arena
ChristopherPerkins: yep, that went about as well as I expected
Fruan: I like to imagine this combo as a Red Queen's Race, but the goblin has a slice of toast held in its mouth.
Sorator13: There's a lotta pieces to make that combo work, but it is functional, well done
Dog_of_Myth: Goblins can be every type of deck. It's great
r10pez10: we what
AzaleaCloud: Side... board...?
FixTheJames: Wheeler showing more fight than the Blue Jays did tonight.
niccus: what's a sideboard
SquirrelLord1111: what's that?
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX you sure can, it's why I kinda wanna run Pauper/Artisan on the League some time benginLul
Spades_Slicc: Sideboards are for cowards and gun whales
virre_: Another table?
NarishmaReborn: james should table friend more often
AzaleaCloud: That's... that's the thing they do in court, right?
crashfamdicoot: My favorite deck is boardwipe tribal
code1300: Just combo fastet
JokerBoney: Oh god I legit forgot about sideboarding for a moment
Finalsora811: You can also play your whole deck with haste thanks to Deadly Dispute, right?
AzaleaCloud: Where they approach the bench?
El_Funko: Butterboards are a very popular sideboard right now
AzaleaCloud: Are you guys being sued? o_o;
JokerBoney: I've played too much gladiator
Sorator13: sideboarding in limited is just deckbuilding again
JokerBoney: I'll play it in Gladiator
JokerBoney: er
JokerBoney: Canlander
matthaus_c: @JokerBoney how could you forget, arena makes us look at the sideboard every god damn time
northos: for Wheeler? yes :p
MegaDosX: Wow
h3rsh3yb4r: What card was it?
TemporallyAwry: Sideboarding - it's like accidentally shuffling your wish-cards into your deck.
niccus: i believe the notes today mentioned that only one Prize attraction is legal in eternal
Finalsora811: Hoversphere?
JokerBoney: @JokerBoney I dragonstorm people too much
matthaus_c: benginLul
r10pez10: !addquote (Paul) [Now] Is there a difference between "playable" and "you will play it"?
LRRbot: New quote #8268: "Is there a difference between "playable" and "you will play it"?" β€”Paul [2022-10-07]
JokerBoney: @niccus correct its the beebles one
AzaleaCloud: @TemporallyAwry Sounds like cheating. That can't be real.
Spades_Slicc: Just remove lands
AzaleaCloud: Hey look, La Croix! :D
Blasteg: the thing about sideboard is not what to put in, is what to take out
MegaDosX: "Maybe I only need one of these rather than all three"
AtomicAlchemical: Serge's decks can win games. Winning tournaments is a much higher bar
niccus: wow. sicko.
matthaus_c: I think sideboarding is my strongest mtg skill. puts me on a real tough spot in 100 card singleton formatd benginLul
luke1x: I am waiting for the pioneer Friday night paper fight
AzaleaCloud: Sideboarding coming to Canlander when?
Alas_Babylon: Hey, quick question for the chat, since we're between games: if Evolved Sleeper becomes an artifact (not a creature), and tries to become a Cleric, what happens?
Fruan: If you added sideboards to CanLander, you could also use companion! (Gets grabbed by giant hook and pulled out of chat)
h3rsh3yb4r: Wheeler is adding Companions to Canlander?
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code1300: What about only for wishes
Finalsora811: I mean, convince the Rules Committee to put sideboards in Commander? Kappa
code1300: Canlander sideboard only for wishes
MegaDosX: How much of it is "but we've always done it this way"?
Dog_of_Myth: @Finalsora811 oh god no.
Nyxjbm: Sideboard highlander - 7 point highlander/Australian Highlander basically merges the two - 60 card eternal singleton with 15 card sideboard
Nyxjbm: And 7 points across both
luke1x: how much would a sideboard change deck building in canlander ?
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHmm
Spades_Slicc: Fatal Push gets goyf
teabread_: lol bottom
Sorator13: @Alas_Babylon I am really curious about this but I have no idea
TheThirdTail: Tendrils of A-Goyf-ny
Spades_Slicc: Dog Bottum
LRRbot: Sunlit Marsh | Land β€” Plains Swamp | Sunlit Marsh enters the battlefield tapped.
LRRbot: Ancient Den | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {W}.
LRRbot: Relic of Progenitus [1] | Artifact | {T}: Target player exiles a card from their graveyard. / {1}, Exile Relic of Progenitus: Exile all graveyards. Draw a card.
matthaus_c: I love 'Ancient Den isn't a spell'
AtomicAlchemical: Gofy Storm: Short drills into swing with Gofy
luke1x: wait relic was common?
LRRbot: Ichor Wellspring [2] | Artifact | When Ichor Wellspring enters the battlefield or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
matthaus_c: yep Relic was originally at Common
LRRbot: Faerie Macabre [1BB] | Creature β€” Faerie Rogue [2/2] | Flying / Discard Faerie Macabre: Exile up to two target cards from graveyards.
AzaleaCloud: Yeah, in the original Conflux, Relic was common. Wild.
LRRbot: Deadly Dispute [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Draw two cards and create a Treasure token.
northos: wait that's illegal
luke1x: how is it at 10 dollars now?!? has it not had a meaningful reprint?
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
Dog_of_Myth: Not recently
BrowneePoints: Relic hasn't been reprinted no
thraximore: did wheeler draw for the wellspring going to the graveyard as well?
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTH
LRRbot: Journey to Nowhere [1W] | Enchantment | When Journey to Nowhere enters the battlefield, exile target creature. / When Journey to Nowhere leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
BrowneePoints: if it has it was like 9 years ago
Spades_Slicc: @thraximore yes
matthaus_c: it was 6 years ago
LRRbot: Rakdos Carnarium | Land | Rakdos Carnarium enters the battlefield tapped. / When Rakdos Carnarium enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {B}{R}.
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AzaleaCloud: It's been reprinted at least once, there's just a lot of relevant graveyard decks worth hating out in every format where Relic sees play.
DigitalSeahorse: babu?
BrowneePoints: Eternal masters was the last reprint
BrowneePoints: so 6 years ago
DigitalSeahorse: baboo
YeomanAres: should wheelers have a treasure token
Dmc3628: used treasure for duress
LRRbot: Kor Skyfisher [1W] | Creature β€” Kor Soldier [2/3] | Flying / When Kor Skyfisher enters the battlefield, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.
MegaDosX: @YeomanAres He spent it on the Duress, I believe
Finalsora811: Tell us more.
fox_bar: I hear that Urza guy is coming back.
luke1x: what is the best duress art
MegaDosX: Subscribe to Wheeler facts
Sorator13: I'm very here for Wheeler Facts
passwordlost_hereiam: @fox_bar Don't believe the rumors.
Dmc3628: Comic book Duress is my choice
Ukon_Cairns: wait they printed cards in urza's saga? that land does everything!
Dmc3628: though i'm a sucker for anything Ashiok
LRRbot: Putrid Goblin [1B] | Creature β€” Zombie Goblin [2/2] | Persist
matthaus_c: best Duress is the one with Ashiok going dommy on Dack
Dish_KP: urza's not coming back. we're going to him. LUL
El_Funko: @luke1x I like the black and blue one, but some people like the white and gold one
thraximore: YES
laikagoat: i need the ashiok one
MegaDosX: The Mystical Archive arts are all amazing
thraximore: Good taste, streamer
Izandai: The best Duress is the Homestuck alter I saw once.
laikagoat: so pretty
passwordlost_hereiam: Classic Duress or nothin
MegaDosX: The Japanese ones that is
LRRbot: Deadly Dispute [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Draw two cards and create a Treasure token.
Dmc3628: if i had to rank it it's Mystical Archive Japanese and then IDW comics one
Spades_Slicc: @Izandai What did it look like? πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€
matthaus_c: I kinda like how the western Mystical Archive Duress is a lil lewd
LRRbot: Journey to Nowhere [1W] | Enchantment | When Journey to Nowhere enters the battlefield, exile target creature. / When Journey to Nowhere leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
AzaleaCloud: I'm still partial to the M10 Duress with a bunch of needles pointing at an elf's face. But I'm basic like that.
matthaus_c: Steven Belledin really knocked that one out the park
matthaus_c: no coincidence it's the most reprinted art
roastbeefsandwitch: Hmm, joined late, what's the format?
MegaDosX: Pauper
matthaus_c: we're pauping off
aggrocrow: what's yall's opinions on the Space Beleren misprints?
LRRbot: First Day of Class [1R] | Instant | Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it and it gains haste until end of turn. / Learn.
Spades_Slicc: It's Paupin time
LRRbot: Skirk Prospector [R] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | Sacrifice a Goblin: Add {R}.
MegaDosX: Disgusting.
LRRbot: Putrid Goblin [1B] | Creature β€” Zombie Goblin [2/2] | Persist
LRRbot: Dark-Dweller Oracle [1R] | Creature β€” Goblin Shaman [2/2] | {1}, Sacrifice a creature: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.
Vampyre_Lord: i found this combo on shuffle up and play :D
AzaleaCloud: Bleugh. Sick.
cronatos: good ol' moggwarts
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDed
saucemaster5000: we're putting spice on the taco
angreesloth: oh snap, pauper is my favorite format, I'm jazzed!
Dmc3628: that's not charging 1K for proxies
h3rsh3yb4r: How dare he
AzaleaCloud: He's gonna make you flood, Wheeler.
TwitchTVsFrank: classic james
AzaleaCloud: He's threatening you.
LRRbot: Ancient Den | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {W}.
LRRbot: Glint Hawk [W] | Creature β€” Bird [2/2] | Flying / When Glint Hawk enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you return an artifact you control to its owner's hand.
matthaus_c: oooo wee
h3rsh3yb4r: @Dmc3628 zing
Catastrophil: Next week, no non-land cards
corpocracy: New sub notifier!
angreesloth: is any deck running gates this evening?
Bvorhies: Does the winner win ice cream from James
Dmc3628: gotta get that shot in
Finalsora811: Who subbed? I heard the notification.
LRRbot: Drossforge Bridge | Artifact Land | Drossforge Bridge enters the battlefield tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
passwordlost_hereiam: I am sorely disappointed by the lack of TortEx representation in this tourny.
LRRbot: Thraben Inspector [W] | Creature β€” Human Soldier [1/2] | When Thraben Inspector enters the battlefield, investigate.
AzaleaCloud: Glint Hawk tribal, let's goooo
Dmc3628: glint hawk picking the clue up is nice
corpocracy: @finalsora811 Sorry, just a joke based on what Wheeler said
Welbog: The word is Daemon
LRRbot: Chromatic Star [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Chromatic Star: Add one mana of any color. / When Chromatic Star is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
LRRbot: Skirk Prospector [R] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | Sacrifice a Goblin: Add {R}.
Ukon_Cairns: its fish that arent real
luke1x: I assume the word is squadron hawn
luke1x: hawk
TemporallyAwry: Birds are actually dinosaurs LuvOops
Finalsora811: @corpocracy I should've put /s or something, cause I was playing along with it. Sorry.
AzaleaCloud: Goldie Hawn's other daughter, Squadron.
LRRbot: Castigate [WB] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it and exile that card.
MegaDosX: We're a figment of your imagination
LRRbot: Rakdos Carnarium | Land | Rakdos Carnarium enters the battlefield tapped. / When Rakdos Carnarium enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {B}{R}.
thraximore: because if the world is flat then Australia can't exist
LRRbot: Deadly Dispute [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Draw two cards and create a Treasure token.
LRRbot: Abrade [1R] | Instant | Choose one β€” / β€’ Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature. / β€’ Destroy target artifact.
thraximore: or something
LRRbot: Unearth [B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Cycling {2}
Izandai: @Izandai I couldn't find the alter but it was basically just this panel: https://www.homestuck.com/story/2035
cronatos: i like it more as a merch scheme oddly enough. some people were actually beginning to believe it.
Blasteg: so wait, there's infinite loop, in *pauper*?
LordZarano: escher3DOOT escher3DOOT
saucemaster5000: Australia is a myth propagated by Drop Bears so you won't know where they really reside
NewtyNewts: Yes, Wheeler?
virre_: I suspect more then one?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Daggerpeak: finally some culture around here
matthaus_c: @Blasteg several
Alas_Babylon: Definitely, especially with more modern cards @Blasteg
AzaleaCloud: NO THE LACROIX :O
Daggerpeak: I'll take a UB pingu thing
TemporallyAwry: @Blasteg and some are even banned PrideLaugh
CaffeinatedLemur: lrrWOW
LRRbot: Ichor Wellspring [2] | Artifact | When Ichor Wellspring enters the battlefield or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
Alas_Babylon: They've started making commons good, as well as downshifting a lot of cards
Science_and_Magic: Just tuning in. What are each of these decks about?
Blasteg: I thought commons are supposed to be simple haha
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDed La Creux
Vampyre_Lord: @Blasteg tbh, pauper is surprisingly high power. its basically vintage, but budget
Spades_Slicc: @Science_and_Magic goblin combo and shove bug
matthaus_c: Pauper's identity as a format seems to be squarely in powerful enablers, poor payoffs
Alas_Babylon: They are, but even simple ingredients can make a terrific salad
Science_and_Magic: Shove bug?
AzaleaCloud: Alex has some kind of WB value engine with small beaters, and Wheeler has an infinite combo.
RaklarLS: @Blasteg oh, just you wait until you see the walls combo deck; it goes infinite in so many ways
LRRbot: Virus Beetle [1B] | Artifact Creature β€” Insect [1/1] | When Virus Beetle enters the battlefield, each opponent discards a card.
Ukon_Cairns: wheelers deck is about making sure 1 particular goblin has the worst first day of class ever
LRRbot: Drossforge Bridge | Artifact Land | Drossforge Bridge enters the battlefield tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
YeetTheRich_: we could save a lot on ichor
LRRbot: Deadly Dispute [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Draw two cards and create a Treasure token.
NewtyNewts: WHAT, Wheeler?
DigitalSeahorse: hhehehheh
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
LithelyUnshod: Unearth should be exiled, if it matters
luke1x: @ukon_cairns I never knew I loved poorly described decks as much as this!
AzaleaCloud: LUL @NewtyNewts
Izandai: @Spades_Slicc I couldn't find the alter, but it was basically this panel: https://www.homestuck.com/story/2035
LRRbot: Goblin Matron [2R] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | When Goblin Matron enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a Goblin card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
niccus: in un-set you can go from Deadly Dispute to Mistakes Were Made, at least
LRRbot: Skirk Prospector [R] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | Sacrifice a Goblin: Add {R}.
r10pez10: can't believe homestuck is 85 years old
Science_and_Magic: So wheeler’s up to first day, persist goblin, and sac for mana and siege gang shocks?
NewtyNewts: Oh, well okay then.
Science_and_Magic: Is that the idea?
NewtyNewts: I'll overlook it. This time.
matthaus_c: @Science_and_Magic makeshift munitions
matthaus_c: !decklist
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyLurk
Science_and_Magic: Ah, right no rare siege gang
LRRbot: Ephemerate [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Rebound
Incandescent_Zubat: Wait Homestuck is only 85 years old?
LRRbot: Rakdos Carnarium | Land | Rakdos Carnarium enters the battlefield tapped. / When Rakdos Carnarium enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {B}{R}.
h3rsh3yb4r: wheelerDroopy
AzaleaCloud: I have no idea how Ephemerate is still allowed in this format.
YeetTheRich_: where else would you shove the bugs
Alas_Babylon: I have no idea how Ephemerate is still allowed period, what a bonkers card
fox_bar: Do a shove, feel the love
Vampyre_Lord: @AzaleaCloud because its common Kappa
LRRbot: Putrid Goblin [1B] | Creature β€” Zombie Goblin [2/2] | Persist
matthaus_c: bobsS
LRRbot: Great Furnace | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {R}.
Spades_Slicc: @Izandai I found this planesculptors thing that has no art but has that caption as flavor text for duress https://www.planesculptors.net/set/the-furthest-plane-a-homestuck-mtg-set/release-v1016/duress
Spades_Slicc: Oh shit what's happening in the game I got lost in the rabbit hole of card alters
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DrMagnify: cool number
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LRRbot: Deadly Dispute [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Draw two cards and create a Treasure token.
AzaleaCloud: Wheeler is being forced to discard his life savings.
h3rsh3yb4r: Just saw a video of someone casting moxes, lotuses, and time twister off the top of his 500 card library on arena with reality chip. Peak gameplay.
matthaus_c: @Spades_Slicc shove bug is shoving
Izandai: @Izandai Yeah, that's where it's from. It was a whole Homestuck-based MTG set project. Looks like all the images broke at some point though, which is a shame.
Finalsora811: Mom says it's my turn with the treasure!
Earthenone: !patreon
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Dmc3628: so we can afford more treasure tokens
Nydestroyer: New tarps new treasures
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LRRbot: Journey to Nowhere [1W] | Enchantment | When Journey to Nowhere enters the battlefield, exile target creature. / When Journey to Nowhere leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
Sorator13: too late, we've already donated to the tarp budget!
Finalsora811: The treasure budget!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Spades_Slicc my brain's still caught on wheeler screaming "NOOT NOOT!" so I think you got the better end of the deal
AzaleaCloud: NELSON HAS OPENED THE VAULT AND LET US PEEK INSIDE
NewtyNewts: @Spades_Slicc They're talking about their grist!
DigitalSeahorse: vicksySellout vicksyPoint
h3rsh3yb4r: Nelson making it rain
control_rig: The treasure tokens are made from actual melted down treasure
LRRbot: Skirk Prospector [R] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | Sacrifice a Goblin: Add {R}.
Spades_Slicc: @Izandai and seeing if the artist/organizer has done other stuff or posted art elsewhere is pointless because "MTG alter gitaxian" is just git probe
Dmc3628: there's gold in them thar hills
Earthenone: thars gold in them there gobs!
Blasteg: wonder what a pauper YugiOh look like...
Dmc3628: thanks earthenone
Izandai: @Izandai lol yup
Spades_Slicc: @NewtyNewts Stream Grist
LRRbot: Obscura Storefront | Land | When Obscura Storefront enters the battlefield, sacrifice it. When you do, search your library for a basic Plains, Island, or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle and you gain 1 life.
LRRbot: Mukotai Ambusher [3B] | Artifact Creature β€” Rat Ninja [3/2] | Ninjutsu {1}{B} / Lifelink
Izandai: um
fox_bar: Dead goblins is job 1
Izandai: Why did the card reader see a fancy Mukotai Ambusher for a moment?
Earthenone: @Blasteg it has been tried, Gouki do really well
Dish_KP: Chat, that's a lot of treasure. one last heist?
Izandai: PrideLaugh WOW WHEELER
Spades_Slicc: Wheeler is snitch.tv
YeetTheRich_: that's what a ninja player would say, nelly
LRRbot: Abrade [1R] | Instant | Choose one β€” / β€’ Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature. / β€’ Destroy target artifact.
NewtyNewts: @Dish_KP First step: planning. Who's our Man In BC?
LRRbot: Virus Beetle [1B] | Artifact Creature β€” Insect [1/1] | When Virus Beetle enters the battlefield, each opponent discards a card.
DigitalSeahorse: candidates better not be the ones calling me after 8pm
LRRbot: First Day of Class [1R] | Instant | Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it and it gains haste until end of turn. / Learn.
matthaus_c: @NewtyNewts I promised my family I'd never do this again
EverestMagnus: Just got in what is Pugilism?
AzaleaCloud: He MIGHT have it.
LRRbot: Unearth [B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Cycling {2}
Juliamon: EverestMagnus It's a synonym for fighting
LRRbot: Putrid Goblin [1B] | Creature β€” Zombie Goblin [2/2] | Persist
Dish_KP: @newtynewts I'm thinking Adam. Trustworthy face. /nodnid
EverestMagnus: @Juliamon Ah thought they might have some other condition.
fox_bar: It's a delightfully alliterative joke.
AzaleaCloud: They do have haste.
Rootpotato: ok im back, got distracted by pengu memes
MegaDosX: Yeah First Day gives them haste
Juliamon: (specifically for fistfighting, but it's just for the alliteration here)
Dmc3628: yeah class gives them haste baby
fox_bar: Paper pauper pugilism pleases players of proper principles
r10pez10: pacisfisticuffs
LRRbot: Introduction to Prophecy [3] | Sorcery β€” Lesson | Scry 2, then draw a card.
MegaDosX: !card kaervek's torch
LRRbot: Kaervek's Torch [XR] | Sorcery | As long as Kaervek's Torch is on the stack, spells that target it cost {2} more to cast. / Kaervek's Torch deals X damage to any target.
Spades_Slicc: Nelly reintroduce mana burn for this game only
Spades_Slicc: it'll be funny
matthaus_c: OOOOH
LRRbot: Dark-Dweller Oracle [1R] | Creature β€” Goblin Shaman [2/2] | {1}, Sacrifice a creature: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.
YeetTheRich_: quick, dab
AzaleaCloud: OH MY GOD PogChamp
MegaDosX: Oh wow
Earthenone: now you win
NewtyNewts: @Dish_KP Okay, so we've got Adam as our man on the inside, and @matthaus_c as our infiltrator. Next step: do we know where the token box is?
AzaleaCloud: THE BLIND TOPDECK
AttackCowboy: wheelerGreed
TetraRay: what a combo
SmoreThanAFeelin: wowwwwww
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MegaDosX: That was a fortunate topdeck
Alas_Babylon: lrrSACK
Blasteg: wild
distrustingspectator: dang.
robaphone251: !decks
WiJohn: Just hit
korvys: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
SmoreThanAFeelin: the top deckkkk
KeytarCat: !card makeshift munitions
LRRbot: Makeshift Munitions [1R] | Enchantment | {1}, Sacrifice an artifact or creature: Makeshift Munitions deals 1 damage to any target.
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDed vicksyDed vicksyDed
lithopseffect: i, uh, think this deck might be pretty good
TemporallyAwry: Goblins - wild in literally every single format PrideLaugh
cronatos: i need to build moggwarts.
LRRbot: Castigate [WB] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it and exile that card.
LRRbot: Chainer's Edict [1B] | Sorcery | Target player sacrifices a creature. / Flashback {5}{B}{B}
Anubis169: Cast a gate?
Sorator13: LUL
Dish_KP: I've got a feeling that they're on the edge of the table, but it's fairly heavily guarded right now
Spades_Slicc: @Anubis169 No, I cast a spell
AzaleaCloud: Gates aren't spells. Kappa @Anubis169
Anubis169: play it all, what could go wrong?
LRRbot: Suffocating Fumes [2B] | Instant | Creatures your opponents control get βˆ’1/βˆ’1 until end of turn. / Cycling {2}
Bionull: Couldn't see. What was preventing the goblin from having a counter?
YeetTheRich_: cool games
NewtyNewts: Hmmm, so we'll need to wait until after the stream to enact the heist
Spades_Slicc: @Bionull first day of class
matthaus_c: !card Cemetery Gate
LRRbot: Cemetery Gate [2B] | Creature β€” Wall [0/5] | Defender / Protection from black
Bionull: Thanks
Jackomaning: Needs more Tortured Existence
Spades_Slicc: !card first day of class
LRRbot: First Day of Class [1R] | Instant | Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it and it gains haste until end of turn. / Learn.
matthaus_c: how do you explain this @AzaleaCloud
AzaleaCloud: That is clearly a Wall.
Dish_KP: do we have a Driver? someone with rugged skills?
matthaus_c: a Gate is just a flexible Wall
NewtyNewts: You put up a wall around a cemetary, not a gate. You don't want the shambling corpses escaping now, do you?
AzaleaCloud: Are we really going to have the sandwich discourse again, but about Gates?
matthaus_c: !card Consulate Skygate
LRRbot: Consulate Skygate [2] | Artifact Creature β€” Wall [0/4] | Defender / Reach
AzaleaCloud: That is also a Wall.
matthaus_c: !card Draconian Gate-Bot
LRRbot: Draconian Gate-Bot [5] | Artifact Creature β€” Robot [4/2] | When Draconian Gate-Bot enters the battlefield, choose one β€” / β€’ Open an Attraction. / β€’ Destroy target Attraction.
AzaleaCloud: That's a robot who -guards- gates.
matthaus_c: that is a robot who -is- a gate
AzaleaCloud: The typeline says Moops- I mean, Robot. :|
matthaus_c: !card Gate Hound
LRRbot: Gate Hound [2W] | Creature β€” Dog [1/1] | Creatures you control have vigilance as long as Gate Hound is enchanted.
matthaus_c: and this is a dog who is a gate
angreesloth: I'm literally building UW gates right now for a pauper event sunday lol
Dish_KP: the world is broken into 3 absolutes: Walls, Gates, and Robots.
AzaleaCloud: I'm just going to ignore you and enjoy this Zelda's Lullaby cover.
angreesloth: like physically putting the cards on my desk at this exact second
matthaus_c: !card Vile Aggregate
LRRbot: Vile Aggregate [2R] | Creature β€” Eldrazi Drone [*/5] | Devoid / Vile Aggregate's power is equal to the number of colorless creatures you control. / Trample / Ingest
NewtyNewts: @Dish_KP Is a sandwich a Gate?
angreesloth: @NewtyNewts now but a gate is a sandwich
Dish_KP: @newtynewts only on Tuesday. otherwise it's a wall.
robaphone251: i've been working on pulling together a couple pauper decks to help get some of my commander group into some other formats on occassion as well
Spades_Slicc: @Dish_KP This is coward/warrior duality erasure
robaphone251: this is perfect
NewtyNewts: @Dish_KP There is no singular Euler diagram that explains the world.
matthaus_c: Is This Your Paper Fight
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDed I wonder if anxiety caused this arm pain
Darleysam: A new show on Loading Ready Run?
TheWriterAleph: pop pop
Dish_KP: @spades_slicc no it's not. cowards are gates, warriors are walls
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DigitalSeahorse: we?
LRRbot: Evolving Wilds | Land | {T}, Sacrifice Evolving Wilds: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
zarbit: goddamn Wheeler that got me
AzaleaCloud: There's a Black president somewhere, Wheeler.
matthaus_c: classic WUBRG vs. Mono-B
Spades_Slicc: @Dish_KP You got me there
Gaz_L: shh, no-one tell James' deck that Community got cancelled
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Cimurph: No VOD for this stream? Tried to go to videos to scroll through the beginning of the stream and nothing was there.
robaphone251: zoo deck before the common lands with types
matthaus_c: man, zoboomafoo was such a good show
DigitalSeahorse: somewhere, this is Canada though, president of a club maybe
mowdownjoe: @Gaz_L But... we're actually getting the movie.
NotCainNorAbel: not in October
DigitalSeahorse: zooboo
Spades_Slicc: @Cimurph Can people normally rewind live streams?
DigitalSeahorse: zooboomafoo
matthaus_c: James where's this swag all coming from
LRRbot: Nylea's Presence [1G] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant land / When Nylea's Presence enters the battlefield, draw a card. / Enchanted land is every basic land type in addition to its other types.
AzaleaCloud: James, how much did those COST?
gizmofreak1: i thought it was zaboo with an a
Cimurph: @Spades_Slicc Video is usually up to date real time if you go to the videos section on the twitch channel, yeah
r10pez10: heck, we even got a mchale and chang podcast for a bit
LRRbot: Dusk Legion Zealot [1B] | Creature β€” Vampire Soldier [1/1] | When Dusk Legion Zealot enters the battlefield, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Spades_Slicc: @izandai now I want a lord english alter of the upcoming urza card
Juliamon: Cimurph It should be there, I'm not sure why it's not
NewtyNewts: Ancient pauper, with ONE new card added
TemporallyAwry: I dunno, playing with the old mana-burn and mulligan rules might be fun.
LRRbot: Matca Rioters [2G] | Creature β€” Human Warrior [*/*] | Domain β€” Matca Rioters's power and toughness are each equal to the number of basic land types among lands you control.
Finalsora811: Oh no, Paul's mad.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
LRRbot: Defile [B] | Instant | Target creature gets βˆ’1/βˆ’1 until end of turn for each Swamp you control.
matthaus_c: oowee
thraximore: just noticed the deckname umbraHappy
MegaDosX: !card bone picker
LRRbot: Bone Picker [3B] | Creature β€” Bird [3/2] | This spell costs {3} less to cast if a creature died this turn. / Flying, deathtouch
distrustingspectator: @LoadingReadyRun yes. wise choice Nelly
LRRbot: Evolving Wilds | Land | {T}, Sacrifice Evolving Wilds: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Bone Picker [3B] | Creature β€” Bird [3/2] | This spell costs {3} less to cast if a creature died this turn. / Flying, deathtouch
Spades_Slicc: I remember T1 swamp, walking ballista for 0, bone picker in standard
Spades_Slicc: lost to it so much
LRRbot: Squadron Hawk [1W] | Creature β€” Bird [1/1] | Flying / When Squadron Hawk enters the battlefield, you may search your library for up to three cards named Squadron Hawk, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
matthaus_c: oh no
Spades_Slicc: Oh no the Sqwak
Spades_Slicc: Squwk
Spades_Slicc: Squawk?
AzaleaCloud: Squk
ChargingFurret: that sounds like cheating?
matthaus_c: bladeless caw-blade
Spades_Slicc: Bladeless Caw-Blade
robaphone251: gateless caw-gates too
matthaus_c: haha beat you to it spades
Spades_Slicc: @matthaus_c drift compat
Finalsora811: So... just Caw?
LRRbot: Sign in Blood [BB] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
matthaus_c: @Finalsora811 no, bladeless caw-blade
mowdownjoe: !decklists
AzaleaCloud: Oooh, Japanese Sign in Blood.
Spades_Slicc: Raise your hand if you've sign in blooded an OP for lethel
robaphone251: this is pauper and still james is shuffling every turn
korvys: Goth Elvish Visionary
matthaus_c: James is playing with swag prints tonight
LRRbot: Terramorphic Expanse | Land | {T}, Sacrifice Terramorphic Expanse: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
KodeMage: @Spades_Slicc and recently too, since new sheoldred came out in historic brawl. fun times
matthaus_c: Brian Kibler's glory days
LRRbot: Abundant Growth [G] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant land / When Abundant Growth enters the battlefield, draw a card. / Enchanted land has "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
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LRRbot: Kor Skyfisher [1W] | Creature β€” Kor Soldier [2/3] | Flying / When Kor Skyfisher enters the battlefield, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.
Spades_Slicc: @kodemage gross, well done
Robot_Bones: we are not the same
AzaleaCloud: No, it had the Hawks and the Blade, Paul. It just didn't have the Jaces or the Stoneforge Mystics.
LRRbot: Defile [B] | Instant | Target creature gets βˆ’1/βˆ’1 until end of turn for each Swamp you control.
robaphone251: the fishER
matthaus_c: Defile The Fish
LRRbot: Thorn of the Black Rose [3B] | Creature β€” Human Assassin [1/3] | Deathtouch / When Thorn of the Black Rose enters the battlefield, you become the monarch.
YeetTheRich_: defilte fish
LordZarano: @Cimurph Does this link work for you? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1618085453?t=5m0s
Dmc3628: Long Live the King
Cimurph: @LordZarano Yeah it does, thanks.
Blasteg: was there any reason the winner's bracket is a BO1?
AzaleaCloud: "Let's play sled. Here's how it works: you're the sled."
YeetTheRich_: yeah that's how actual monarchy works
Spades_Slicc: @Blasteg Time maybe
LRRbot: Squadron Hawk [1W] | Creature β€” Bird [1/1] | Flying / When Squadron Hawk enters the battlefield, you may search your library for up to three cards named Squadron Hawk, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
Fanklok: "What are you going to do depose me?" The monarch moments before being deposed
matthaus_c: they who control the assassins hold the monarchy
Spades_Slicc: @YeetTheRich_ You would say that twitch user Yeet The Rich
WavesOfBabies: well I didn't vote for you
DigitalSeahorse: "When do we vote on the new monarch?" "We don't."
lochnessseammonster: yeeep jlrrFacepalm
aitsu100: i mean this monarcy changes if you get punched in the face
MrPipboy3000: @WavesOfBabies Good News ... you didn't have to!
robaphone251: @aitsu100 also biblically accurate
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
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Spades_Slicc: The bird has been bolted
LRRbot: Gray Merchant of Asphodel [3BB] | Creature β€” Zombie [2/4] | When Gray Merchant of Asphodel enters the battlefield, each opponent loses X life, where X is your devotion to black. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
WavesOfBabies: did james just tap that card like a dad
Dmc3628: started life as common
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyCrown tqsSpoon
robaphone251: best brainstorm art?
Spades_Slicc: @WavesOfBabies How do dads tap cards?
KodeMage: card reader has the better card frame for gary
code1300: Best is ice agr
matthaus_c: James is like the most fatherly non-father this side of Canada
code1300: Agr
WavesOfBabies: back of the middle finger
TemporallyAwry: @robaphone251 The brain cloud imo
code1300: Ice age
thraximore: I think Nelson just called James's watch "mid"
cronatos: james turner, a man of taste in terms of brainstorms and watches.
LRRbot: Evolving Wilds | Land | {T}, Sacrifice Evolving Wilds: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
DigitalSeahorse: that reminds me I saw a candidate refer to themselves as king once, very sus katesSus vicksyHmm
LRRbot: Abundant Growth [G] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant land / When Abundant Growth enters the battlefield, draw a card. / Enchanted land has "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
AzaleaCloud: Mercadian Masques has my favorite Counterspell art. So I kinda like using that version of Brainstorm as well, to match.
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matthaus_c: Masques Brainstorm is a masterpiece
robaphone251: @AzaleaCloud that's exactly what I do too
robaphone251: Yes
LRRbot: Qasali Pridemage [GW] | Creature β€” Cat Wizard [2/2] | Exalted / {1}, Sacrifice Qasali Pridemage: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
LRRbot: Kor Skyfisher [1W] | Creature β€” Kor Soldier [2/3] | Flying / When Kor Skyfisher enters the battlefield, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.
Spades_Slicc: Do Cat Wizards eat Bird Wizards? Are they devastating the local song Bird Wizard ecologies?
Serivus: he abundant growth was paid for once this turn
MegaDosX: Good guy Nelson
Serivus: he did abundant growth twice
Spades_Slicc: Why not enchant the E. Wilds?
robaphone251: @Spades_Slicc brainstorm
aitsu100: for the shuffle
Spades_Slicc: ooooh
YeetTheRich_: @Spades_Slicc thinning Kappa
Izandai: Why enchant the Wilds?
TetraRay: was nelson questioning the monarch?
Spades_Slicc: BRAINSTORM'S A COMMON?
LRRbot: Corrupt [5B] | Sorcery | Corrupt deals damage to any target equal to the number of Swamps you control. You gain life equal to the damage dealt this way.
AzaleaCloud: PAWNCH
MegaDosX: Chunky
thraximore: I like the way James organizes his graveyard :O
DigitalSeahorse: I wish I was better at remembering the answers to riddles I've heard before
Finalsora811: Good thing you blocked. Holy moly.
matthaus_c: Brainstorm's been a common several times
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matthaus_c: including originally
robaphone251: most of the good blue cantrips are common
KodeMage: corrupt, untap corrupt, ends a lot of games
Spades_Slicc: @matthaus_c I don't know anything about powerful magic
YeetTheRich_: holy shit people are unironically playing corrup? i need to get into this format
robaphone251: (and several decent counters)
code1300: Best picture for corrupt urza’s saga
Spades_Slicc: I have won many games with corrupt
distrustingspectator: MBC is one of those decks where you can customize the list so many ways. that's why I like it so much
robaphone251: what's the best grow threat at common?
Spades_Slicc: Mono black zendikar vamps
LRRbot: Squadron Hawk [1W] | Creature β€” Bird [1/1] | Flying / When Squadron Hawk enters the battlefield, you may search your library for up to three cards named Squadron Hawk, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Wild Nacatl [G] | Creature β€” Cat Warrior [1/1] | Wild Nacatl gets +1/+1 as long as you control a Mountain. / Wild Nacatl gets +1/+1 as long as you control a Plains.
DigitalSeahorse: I did remember some riddles from Leaf Blower Revolution but others I'm gonna kick myself when I finally do
AzaleaCloud: Actively Zooing!
Alas_Babylon: @robaphone251 Grow threat?
Alas_Babylon: !card Scale Up
LRRbot: Scale Up [G] | Sorcery | Until end of turn, target creature you control becomes a green Wurm with base power and toughness 6/4. / Overload {4}{G}{G}
matthaus_c: @robaphone251 Carrion Feeder, probably?
Alas_Babylon: Like this boy?
DigitalSeahorse: holding
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
Spades_Slicc: Scale up?
robaphone251: was wondering if there is like a electrostatic infantry at common or something similar
YeetTheRich_: woowee
korvys: That mountain is apparently $25
robaphone251: or the green magecraft one from stx
KodeMage: bolt yourself, better line
Gooseblast: Swamps op! wheelerPog
NarishmaReborn: i love corrupt
YeetTheRich_: yes ... in commander
Fanklok: Mystic Denial and portuguese Stoic Rebuttal are the best counterspells of all time
TheThirdTail: "Operation Stall, Stall, Corrupt"? So a filibuster?
Spades_Slicc: @NarishmaReborn Are you a royal vizier?
AzaleaCloud: Nelly's deck is all about putting a wall of Zombies in front of him while he winds his arm up like Donkey Kong for a big PAWNCH.
YeetTheRich_: i have corrupt in my yargle deck
KodeMage: oh, we sideboarding? we srs magic now
yargle: @YeetTheRich_ 3<
matthaus_c: @Fanklok why Portuguese Stoic Rebuttal benginLul
YeetTheRich_: @yargle lol, great name
yargle: @YeetTheRich_ heh :p
yargle: Yours, too
YeetTheRich_: thank you
KingOfDoma: If there's any crew that should be aware of ironic card inclusions, it's LRR. I remember Alex and Graham (or someone, definitely Graham) crafting a "creative" deck that had no matching lands in a Friday Nights...
robaphone251: !card guardian of the guildpact
LRRbot: Guardian of the Guildpact [3W] | Creature β€” Spirit [2/3] | Protection from monocolored
robaphone251: !card enemy of the guild
LRRbot: Did you mean: Frenemy of the Guildpact; Enemy of the Guildpact
Ukon_Cairns: i love tales like that, like the jund deck with sideboard negate, cause the way the UW deck beat jund at the time was spreading seas and polymorph
robaphone251: 2
Fanklok: @matthaus_c Its only rules text is Metal Craft- This spell costs [1] less if you control three artifacts
AzaleaCloud: I mean, you can't run Soldier of the Pantheon in this format, sooooo...
robaphone251: !card enemy of the guildpact
LRRbot: Enemy of the Guildpact [4B] | Creature β€” Spirit [4/2] | Protection from multicolored
matthaus_c: @Fanklok omg that's incredible
cronatos: i miss my esper pestilence deck. rip arcum's astrolabe.
cronatos: guardian of the guildpact was a house is that.
KodeMage: sheildbearer used to be a sideboard staple, would be good here, eats a corrupt, protects other dudes.
laikagoat: god, i wish arena had it
Spades_Slicc: !card frenemy
LRRbot: Frenemy of the Guildpact [1G] | Creature β€” Spirit [3/2] | Protection from enemy-colored multicolored.
MegaDosX: There's occasional events, but yeah no queues
Fried_Twinkie: I was fond of it when Gush and Daze were legal, reminded me of Miracle-Gro
code1300: Wish there was a pauper arena always
distrustingspectator: @Fried_Twinkie evil. just pure evil. lol
tsuuisalie: pauper challenges happen on saturday AND sunday
Karfsma778: i still love pauper bogles
Karfsma778: it's so much fun
KodeMage: !card Standard Bearer
LRRbot: Standard Bearer [1W] | Creature β€” Human Flagbearer [1/1] | While an opponent is choosing targets as part of casting a spell they control or activating an ability they control, that player must choose at least one Flagbearer on the battlefield if able.
Fried_Twinkie: I know, but I like what I like
tsuuisalie: they banned atog Sadge
distrustingspectator: fair
DigitalSeahorse: cute helmet on pumpkin there beside Nelson
Karfsma778: my two decks were B/R Reanimator and Bogles
Fried_Twinkie: But Simic is my favorite guild, so maybe something is wrong with me lol
distrustingspectator: mono blue fae is still a strong deck to this day, even without daze and gush
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyGift katesGift
korvys: I used to play Mystical Teachings, but I've heard it's not really good anymore.
matthaus_c: it's nuts how the blue faeries core is such an enduring engine in so many decks
LRRbot: Terramorphic Expanse | Land | {T}, Sacrifice Terramorphic Expanse: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
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cronatos: i also have zubera storm. please don't ban my rituals.
virre_: I should get MTGO again I miss so many of thoose formats
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Duck1 Shiny! digita435Raveduck
LRRbot: Qasali Pridemage [GW] | Creature β€” Cat Wizard [2/2] | Exalted / {1}, Sacrifice Qasali Pridemage: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
LRRbot: Defile [B] | Instant | Target creature gets βˆ’1/βˆ’1 until end of turn for each Swamp you control.
LRRbot: Bone Picker [3B] | Creature β€” Bird [3/2] | This spell costs {3} less to cast if a creature died this turn. / Flying, deathtouch
LRRbot: Abundant Growth [G] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant land / When Abundant Growth enters the battlefield, draw a card. / Enchanted land has "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
robaphone251: paul has a bone (to) picker with nelson
TemporallyAwry: just realized that best of 5 adds some real nuance to the sideboarding.
LRRbot: Sign in Blood [BB] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
yargle: Nelson has a happy muffin!
matthaus_c: the happy muffin of victory
Vampyre_Lord: "well if YOURE not gonna bolt me" -nelson, probably
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
lochnessseammonster: you can brainstorm wrong?!
cronatos: you can abundant growth wrong?!
Vampyre_Lord: the real question is: can you brainstorm right?
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
yargle: You can cast abundant growth on to your fetchland I suppose LUL
northos: build your own Painful Truths
AzaleaCloud: Just play cards that replace themselves 4Head
TemporallyAwry: Brute forcing that mana fixing.
LRRbot: Thorn of the Black Rose [3B] | Creature β€” Human Assassin [1/3] | Deathtouch / When Thorn of the Black Rose enters the battlefield, you become the monarch.
code1300: Did Nelson draw
sorrow_of_aria: Hey Flame jab got Modern Play in 2019 or something
theamc2000: What is flame jab?
LRRbot: Aura Gnarlid [2G] | Creature β€” Beast [2/2] | Creatures with power less than Aura Gnarlid's power can't block it. / Aura Gnarlid gets +1/+1 for each Aura on the battlefield.
geministrike1281: Hellp
Finalsora811: !card Flame Jab
LRRbot: Flame Jab [R] | Sorcery | Flame Jab deals 1 damage to any target. / Retrace
AzaleaCloud: @code1300 No, he won Kappa
Alas_Babylon: Oh, that's a spicy meatball
Karfsma778: aura gnarlid is a sick card
robaphone251: wolverine?
yargle: Life's greatest question: "What is a gnarlid?"
MegaDosX: @Karfsma778 Would you call it...gnarly?
Karfsma778: oh yeah
matthaus_c: got some bad news about Lhurgoyfs...
AzaleaCloud: What is a lhurgoyf and why should we run from it?
LRRbot: Crypt Rats [2B] | Creature β€” Rat [1/1] | {X}: Crypt Rats deals X damage to each creature and each player. Spend only black mana on X.
Zaraka00: If baloths were real where would they live
YeetTheRich_: man i wish rats were real
raisins4life: The Crypt Rats Enjoyer has logged on
code1300: Monarch
raisins4life: (it's me)
ReachW: Oh, my darling Crypt Rats.
Spades_Slicc: @matthaus_c Noooo 😒😒😒😒
robaphone251: @Zaraka00 australia
Robot_Bones: Wyoming
code1300: Monarch draw
frunkyman: !card aura gnarlid
LRRbot: Aura Gnarlid [2G] | Creature β€” Beast [2/2] | Creatures with power less than Aura Gnarlid's power can't block it. / Aura Gnarlid gets +1/+1 for each Aura on the battlefield.
MrAyeAxe: Wait so that guy I gave $5 for his 'Save the Gnarlids' campaign was scamming me? Dang
LRRbot: Squadron Hawk [1W] | Creature β€” Bird [1/1] | Flying / When Squadron Hawk enters the battlefield, you may search your library for up to three cards named Squadron Hawk, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
AzaleaCloud: At least we can rest easy knowing Phelddagrif is real, and watching over us.
Fanklok: The Lhurgoyf eats what the Atog discards, a very important part of the Dominia eco system
lochnessseammonster: tastefully
DigitalSeahorse: if I haven't seen it on a TV nature program or in a zoo or while out walking I assume it's fake
lirazel64: Ever been evicted by a baloth?
yargle: @fanklok Does the Lhyrgoyf eat pants?
Gooseblast: If Karn was real, would he wear pants?
Finalsora811: @Gooseblast Only sometimes.
DigitalSeahorse: oh or museums
AzaleaCloud: If Nikya of the Old Ways was real, would she wear pants like this, or like this?
TetraRay: Would a hydra wear one big tie or would each head get one ?
DigitalSeahorse: lol
lochnessseammonster: both? PrideLaugh
MegaDosX: I want that to be an un-set card now, a hydra in fancy dress
ReachW: Unless the tie is also a hydra, then you could cut the tie to get more.
matthaus_c: if Bronzehide Lion wore a Fleecemane Lion hide...
DigitalSeahorse: depends on if long tie or bowtie
LRRbot: Corrupt [5B] | Sorcery | Corrupt deals damage to any target equal to the number of Swamps you control. You gain life equal to the damage dealt this way.
AzaleaCloud: Sticker card with all hydra ties when, Wizards?
Vampyre_Lord: more ties=more formal? or bigger tie=more formal?
MrAyeAxe: now i'm wondering if all of the heads have the same vision prescription
MegaDosX: Like, a hydra wearing a tux with top and tails
Nydestroyer: would a hydra lair have a stash of spare tophats?
saucemaster5000: Unfortunately when a hydra walks into Men's Warehouse, they go to town on it with an axe to sell it hundreds of ties
Xenguin47: Ooh, Corrupt!
DigitalSeahorse: I think long ties there would be just one of them at the base of all the necks but if bowties there would be multiples
LRRbot: Kor Skyfisher [1W] | Creature β€” Kor Soldier [2/3] | Flying / When Kor Skyfisher enters the battlefield, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.
Xenguin47: I legitimately thought that title said "Pauper Plagiarism" and I thought they were just net-decking.
DigitalSeahorse: which leave the option for them to wear both long and bowtie
TheThirdTail: Maybe each head has a bowtie, and then the neck has a big ascot
SnowBuddy18: @MrAyeAxe when you cut off a head, the two that grow back each have half the vision of the original
LRRbot: Abundant Growth [G] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant land / When Abundant Growth enters the battlefield, draw a card. / Enchanted land has "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
LRRbot: Wild Nacatl [G] | Creature β€” Cat Warrior [1/1] | Wild Nacatl gets +1/+1 as long as you control a Mountain. / Wild Nacatl gets +1/+1 as long as you control a Plains.
Nydestroyer: not going to lie, next time I dm a game and the players kill a hydra... they are definitely going to find a closet full of hydra formal wear in the back
YeetTheRich_: just want to say that james' deck seems incredibly hard to pilot and so far he has been killing it
matthaus_c: remember when Wild Nacatl was banned in Modern lmao
LRRbot: Gray Merchant of Asphodel [3BB] | Creature β€” Zombie [2/4] | When Gray Merchant of Asphodel enters the battlefield, each opponent loses X life, where X is your devotion to black. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
DigitalSeahorse: they could also opt for the western style concho
TheThirdTail: They were Wilder times
robaphone251: nelson has so much lifegain
AzaleaCloud: @matthaus_c "A 3/3 for 1 is too strong for this format! *looks over at Death's Shadow nervously* Ehhh, on second thought..."
DigitalSeahorse: or necklaces
ReachW: @TheThirdTail In German if nothing else.
LRRbot: Nylea's Presence [1G] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant land / When Nylea's Presence enters the battlefield, draw a card. / Enchanted land is every basic land type in addition to its other types.
DigitalSeahorse: hydra with a bit of bling
Nydestroyer: Is Gary legal in pauper? (the new one LUL )
MegaDosX: !card blazing shoal
LRRbot: Blazing Shoal [XRR] | Instant β€” Arcane | You may exile a red card with mana value X from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn.
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX it was in an Infect deck
yargle: Wild Nacatl... Hogaak... almost the same :p
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c I'm shocked.
matthaus_c: you'd pitch Progenitus to Shoal targetting Inkmoth Nexus
LRRbot: Qasali Pridemage [GW] | Creature β€” Cat Wizard [2/2] | Exalted / {1}, Sacrifice Qasali Pridemage: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
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MegaDosX: @matthaus_c Gross.
Fanklok: Reprint Oko at Common you cowards
Nydestroyer: Aww gray merchant of alphabet is an uncommon
AzaleaCloud: Really hoping for some Modern bans. Fury's gotta go.
LRRbot: Wild Nacatl [G] | Creature β€” Cat Warrior [1/1] | Wild Nacatl gets +1/+1 as long as you control a Mountain. / Wild Nacatl gets +1/+1 as long as you control a Plains.
Spacecarl: They did a pauper one recently I think. those are seperate these days
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX I mean, I think the opposite, but :p
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c Oh I know, you and I have diametrically opposite opinions about Magic cards and decks and such
ChargingFurret: @Nydestroyer and an acorn card
LRRbot: Dusk Legion Zealot [1B] | Creature β€” Vampire Soldier [1/1] | When Dusk Legion Zealot enters the battlefield, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
MegaDosX: !card reaping the graves
LRRbot: Reaping the Graves [2B] | Instant | Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Storm
yargle: Seems like a tough matchup for James
TheThirdTail: mono black control has been a pauper staple forever
Finalsora811: !card wander in death
LRRbot: Wander in Death [2B] | Sorcery | Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand. / Cycling {2}
LRRbot: Obsidian Acolyte [1W] | Creature β€” Human Cleric [1/1] | Protection from black / {W}: Target creature gains protection from black until end of turn.
AzaleaCloud: Hello, sideboard tech! o.o
LRRbot: Reaping the Graves [2B] | Instant | Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Storm
raisins4life: Invasion all star Obsidian Acolyte
AzaleaCloud: It's like Burrenton Forge-Tender, but it hates Nelson!
LRRbot: Matca Rioters [2G] | Creature β€” Human Warrior [*/*] | Domain β€” Matca Rioters's power and toughness are each equal to the number of basic land types among lands you control.
robaphone251: like prismatic strands
LRRbot: Sign in Blood [BB] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
Xx_JAG_xX: they can still exile em tho B)
LRRbot: Crypt Rats [2B] | Creature β€” Rat [1/1] | {X}: Crypt Rats deals X damage to each creature and each player. Spend only black mana on X.
yargle: Meria's Outrider would be cool
AzaleaCloud: Full-price Bone Picker. Feels bad.
Ujai321: there is also the Outrider lava axe
robaphone251: the new lands are probably just the spiciest thing for it
Alas_Babylon: !card Shadow Prophecy
LRRbot: Shadow Prophecy [2B] | Instant | Domain β€” Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of basic land types among lands you control. Put up to two of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. You lose 2 life.
LRRbot: Bone Picker [3B] | Creature β€” Bird [3/2] | This spell costs {3} less to cast if a creature died this turn. / Flying, deathtouch
Alas_Babylon: ^ Common
KodeMage: there's a 4/4 with reach and lava axe
corpocracy: Yeah, the new lands would be great
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
LRRbot: Terramorphic Expanse | Land | {T}, Sacrifice Terramorphic Expanse: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Gooseblast: LuL
code1300: Means your are basically playing like 8 past in flames
MrAyeAxe: there's the cute little rootwalla as well
SnowBuddy18: Gaea's Might would probably be good, G for +1/+1 until eot for each basic type
robaphone251: @SnowBuddy18 that already existed though, so guess it didn't make the cut
Finalsora811: And the snow duals from Kaldheim as well.
Izandai: @SnowBuddy18 That was a reprint.
Alas_Babylon: !card Gaea's Might
LRRbot: Gaea's Might [G] | Instant | Domain β€” Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each basic land type among lands you control.
Alas_Babylon: Yeah, Gaea's Might slaps too
raisins4life: Planeshift all star Gaea's Might
code1300: !card might of alara
LRRbot: Might of Alara [G] | Instant | Domain β€” Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each basic land type among lands you control.
Alas_Babylon: I mean, I guess they couldn't put "Might of Alara" in a Dominaria set, but that is pretty funny
MrAyeAxe: I stand with the brushwaggs and will never play embiggen
LRRbot: Tribal Flames [1R] | Sorcery | Domain β€” Tribal Flames deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of basic land types among lands you control.
robaphone251: i'm waiting for dominaria's judgement to get downshifted before building pauper domain
ReachW: Love to see it
LRRbot: Evolving Wilds | Land | {T}, Sacrifice Evolving Wilds: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
NarishmaReborn: 1-0-1
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Finalsora811: !card tendrils of corruption
LRRbot: Tendrils of Corruption [3B] | Instant | Tendrils of Corruption deals X damage to target creature and you gain X life, where X is the number of Swamps you control.
PsiMaster54: I just got here, what happened?
AzaleaCloud: lrrAWESOME
robaphone251: james turner... muffin bottomer
Pharmacistjudge: I am reminded of Zendikar 1 standard when earthquake was legal. I saw a mono red mirror that went 2-1-5 at FNM
Fanklok: James is a muffin bottomer, interesting
Spades_Slicc: !card crypt rats
LRRbot: Crypt Rats [2B] | Creature β€” Rat [1/1] | {X}: Crypt Rats deals X damage to each creature and each player. Spend only black mana on X.
aiamethyst: I won my very first game of magic by activating crypt rats, this is very nostalgic
matthaus_c: that's half a reese's cup
Fanklok: Its a muffin from above
Ujai321: it's a top down view of a muffin
Juliamon: frunkyman lrrAWESOME
AzaleaCloud: lrrAWW
underhill33: lrrAWW
DigitalSeahorse: lrrAWW
DigitalSeahorse: lrrAWW lrrAWW lrrAWW
NarishmaReborn: lrrAWW lrrAWW lrrAWW
Alas_Babylon: Half of a muffin with the OwO face
Dog_of_Myth: lrrAWESOME_SQ
matthaus_c: muffin ahegao
NotCainNorAbel: lrrAWW lrrAWESOME
DigitalSeahorse: lrrAWESOME lrrAWW vicksyDerp
AzaleaCloud: N-ass-stalgia?
YeetTheRich_: lrrAWW_SQ
KeytarCat: @matthaus_c please don't
niccus: just a bowl of muffin batter
corpocracy: @matthaus_c cursed
Nydestroyer: lrrAWW_BW
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KeytarCat: @Nydestroyer Infomercial depression!
matthaus_c: @Nydestroyer w a s t e d
Izandai: When even was the last time WOTC printed a card that could cause a draw? Was it Khans with that one phoenix?
NarishmaReborn: definitely drew with sarkhan's rage in ktk block at least once
asthanius: lrrAWW_SG lrrAWW_SG lrrAWW_SG
Fanklok: THere are also some ways to cause MTGO servers to also draw
Ujai321: oh god that card
Juliamon: Good ol' Companion Cage
Vampyre_Lord: if you have a true infinite that wont be interacted with or stopped, doesnt the player who initiated it lose instead of drawing?
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunHydrate
LRRbot: Terramorphic Expanse | Land | {T}, Sacrifice Terramorphic Expanse: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Nydestroyer: I still remember that one game LSV played on MTGO when they oringed an oring
Nydestroyer: and the game just kept repeating
niccus: !card divine intervention
LRRbot: Divine Intervention [6WW] | Enchantment | Divine Intervention enters the battlefield with two intervention counters on it. / At the beginning of your upkeep, remove an intervention counter from Divine Intervention. / When you remove the last intervention counter from Divine Intervention, the game is a draw.
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niccus: the most expensive way to not win a game
lamina5432: I liked the arena infinite vesperlark
LRRbot: Qasali Pridemage [GW] | Creature β€” Cat Wizard [2/2] | Exalted / {1}, Sacrifice Qasali Pridemage: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
LRRbot: Defile [B] | Instant | Target creature gets βˆ’1/βˆ’1 until end of turn for each Swamp you control.
Fanklok: @Nydestroyer It was 3 Orings and it caused the entire MTGO server to crash
LRRbot: Matca Rioters [2G] | Creature β€” Human Warrior [*/*] | Domain β€” Matca Rioters's power and toughness are each equal to the number of basic land types among lands you control.
matthaus_c: those are some robust servers
asthanius: Wolf Watchers, now on Netflix
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyInspect katesHm
LRRbot: Ravenous Rats [1B] | Creature β€” Rat [1/1] | When Ravenous Rats enters the battlefield, target opponent discards a card.
moundsofmayhem: any clockwolf enjoyers?
Finalsora811: Do we still have the top camera from Unfinity?
Vampyre_Lord: is super card reader not ready?
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun Paul, Can you use the Unfinity sticker zoom viewer thing to show off the art?
LRRbot: Squadron Hawk [1W] | Creature β€” Bird [1/1] | Flying / When Squadron Hawk enters the battlefield, you may search your library for up to three cards named Squadron Hawk, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
raisins4life: honk
RoastedGravy: CAW
RoastedGravy: CA-CAW
asthanius: They need to install a tiny person who can press the zoom button on the camera
matthaus_c: that was such an impressive feature to see in the PPR
DigitalSeahorse: I thought Paul was gonna say, "I don't have the keys to stop the car alarm."
LRRbot: Tendrils of Corruption [3B] | Instant | Tendrils of Corruption deals X damage to target creature and you gain X life, where X is the number of Swamps you control.
LRRbot: Terramorphic Expanse | Land | {T}, Sacrifice Terramorphic Expanse: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
WiJohn: So much incidental life gain from Nelly
LRRbot: Thorn of the Black Rose [3B] | Creature β€” Human Assassin [1/3] | Deathtouch / When Thorn of the Black Rose enters the battlefield, you become the monarch.
Fanklok: SLurp the life out of things
thraximore: Lifelink effects
nymistrya: Honorary black card trading post gains you life, its great.
code1300: Lots of vampires with lifelink
SnowBuddy18: life steal, not life gain
SmoreThanAFeelin: hahahaha
LRRbot: Squadron Hawk [1W] | Creature β€” Bird [1/1] | Flying / When Squadron Hawk enters the battlefield, you may search your library for up to three cards named Squadron Hawk, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
couchboyj: Its more lifetake than lifegain
LRRbot: Crypt Rats [2B] | Creature β€” Rat [1/1] | {X}: Crypt Rats deals X damage to each creature and each player. Spend only black mana on X.
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
WavesOfBabies: This is the exact same board as when I started watching
matthaus_c: I could see James taking down an event with Delver
thraximore: I have so many basics I wish I treated better as a kid
thraximore: but the wear is part of the charm
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hidingbox: A good old fashioned pugilism
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theamc2000: What is pickle kids?
LRRbot: Abundant Growth [G] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant land / When Abundant Growth enters the battlefield, draw a card. / Enchanted land has "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
TemporallyAwry: I still got my chipy esper lands PrideUwu
Spacecarl: I'm partial to the Invasion lands. Particularly the Bant ones that Wheeler uses a bunch too
Nogrid: squadron hawk can still be used as a free shuffle after the brainstorm, right?
matthaus_c: I'm a sucker for any lands Adam Paquette draws
ariborealis: I still love the John Avon roe plains, something about the hedron panorama is so enchanting
LRRbot: Kor Skyfisher [1W] | Creature β€” Kor Soldier [2/3] | Flying / When Kor Skyfisher enters the battlefield, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.
theamc2000: What is pickle kids?
asthanius: child pickles
LRRbot: Nylea's Presence [1G] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant land / When Nylea's Presence enters the battlefield, draw a card. / Enchanted land is every basic land type in addition to its other types.
asthanius: WHAT
asthanius: THAT'S SO GOOD
theamc2000: Glad I asked
hd_dabnado: where is the OG shirt now?
LRRbot: Sign in Blood [BB] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
LRRbot: Defile [B] | Instant | Target creature gets βˆ’1/βˆ’1 until end of turn for each Swamp you control.
DigitalSeahorse: my pickle just expired
Daggerpeak: mr pickle is still a chain of sandwich shops, at least in california
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NotCainNorAbel: are clips having an issue on twitch again or is it my browser?
LRRbot: Abundant Growth [G] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant land / When Abundant Growth enters the battlefield, draw a card. / Enchanted land has "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
saucemaster5000: I've eaten at a mr. pickle. It was big and fat, but not very juicy
LRRbot: Terramorphic Expanse | Land | {T}, Sacrifice Terramorphic Expanse: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Squadron Hawk [1W] | Creature β€” Bird [1/1] | Flying / When Squadron Hawk enters the battlefield, you may search your library for up to three cards named Squadron Hawk, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
asthanius: pickle kid -> pickle head -> pinhead
noSmokeFire: picklehead is a weird pinhead spinoff
noSmokeFire: gdi asthanius I can't believe someone beat me to that one
hidingbox: no more hawks?
LRRbot: Reaping the Graves [2B] | Instant | Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Storm
robaphone251: !decks
niccus: their official merch store no longer stocks it, opting to focus on the dutch crunch instead
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LRRbot: Crypt Rats [2B] | Creature β€” Rat [1/1] | {X}: Crypt Rats deals X damage to each creature and each player. Spend only black mana on X.
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
LRRbot: Evolving Wilds | Land | {T}, Sacrifice Evolving Wilds: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Spades_Slicc: I'm eepy
LRRbot: Wild Nacatl [G] | Creature β€” Cat Warrior [1/1] | Wild Nacatl gets +1/+1 as long as you control a Mountain. / Wild Nacatl gets +1/+1 as long as you control a Plains.
Spades_Slicc: catch y'all in the vods
LRRbot: Tribal Flames [1R] | Sorcery | Domain β€” Tribal Flames deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of basic land types among lands you control.
hidingbox: nelly on the ropes
niccus: i think they mightta gone into a trademark overlap with Joey Fatone's Fat Ones since their motto is also "Home of the Fat Ones"
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Tendrils of Corruption [3B] | Instant | Tendrils of Corruption deals X damage to target creature and you gain X life, where X is the number of Swamps you control.
LRRbot: Gurmag Angler [6B] | Creature β€” Zombie Fish [5/5] | Delve
jellyfish5134: we've got a reel big fish
Fanklok: Gurmangler
LRRbot: Defile [B] | Instant | Target creature gets βˆ’1/βˆ’1 until end of turn for each Swamp you control.
LRRbot: Dawnbringer Cleric [1W] | Creature β€” Human Cleric [1/3] | When Dawnbringer Cleric enters the battlefield, choose one β€” / β€’ Cure Wounds β€” You gain 2 life. / β€’ Dispel Magic β€” Destroy target enchantment. / β€’ Gentle Repose β€” Exile target card from a graveyard.
LRRbot: Abundant Growth [G] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant land / When Abundant Growth enters the battlefield, draw a card. / Enchanted land has "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
Morrigan9: why not both
ReachW: good ol' chittering rats.
dumbo3k: !card chittering rats
LRRbot: Chittering Rats [1BB] | Creature β€” Rat [2/2] | When Chittering Rats enters the battlefield, target opponent puts a card from their hand on top of their library.
ReachW: basically time walk
LRRbot: Wild Nacatl [G] | Creature β€” Cat Warrior [1/1] | Wild Nacatl gets +1/+1 as long as you control a Mountain. / Wild Nacatl gets +1/+1 as long as you control a Plains.
solemn_storm: !decks
LRRbot: Corrupt [5B] | Sorcery | Corrupt deals damage to any target equal to the number of Swamps you control. You gain life equal to the damage dealt this way.
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lamina5432: Can you tendrils your own creature?
Fanklok: tendies
Natedogg2: I love the Urza's Saga art
matthaus_c: memes and mechsen
NarishmaReborn: kind of antiquities 3 if you count part of Urza's saga
bradlby: look at the card Void if you want to see some hot mech action
Daggerpeak: we'mstve
jwholla: Vidalian like the onion?
Transmuted_Elf: void is invasion which is after Urzas saga
Fried_Twinkie: Left play
Fried_Twinkie: Made unsummon a beating tho
Fried_Twinkie: and StP
AveryAlways: Straight outta Battletech.
LRRbot: Wild Nacatl [G] | Creature β€” Cat Warrior [1/1] | Wild Nacatl gets +1/+1 as long as you control a Mountain. / Wild Nacatl gets +1/+1 as long as you control a Plains.
LRRbot: Defile [B] | Instant | Target creature gets βˆ’1/βˆ’1 until end of turn for each Swamp you control.
LRRbot: Abundant Growth [G] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant land / When Abundant Growth enters the battlefield, draw a card. / Enchanted land has "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
Haroldholmes25: raticate looking nerd
LRRbot: Chittering Rats [1BB] | Creature β€” Rat [2/2] | When Chittering Rats enters the battlefield, target opponent puts a card from their hand on top of their library.
LRRbot: Qasali Pridemage [GW] | Creature β€” Cat Wizard [2/2] | Exalted / {1}, Sacrifice Qasali Pridemage: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
LRRbot: Bone Picker [3B] | Creature β€” Bird [3/2] | This spell costs {3} less to cast if a creature died this turn. / Flying, deathtouch
LRRbot: Matca Rioters [2G] | Creature β€” Human Warrior [*/*] | Domain β€” Matca Rioters's power and toughness are each equal to the number of basic land types among lands you control.
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LRRbot: Gray Merchant of Asphodel [3BB] | Creature β€” Zombie [2/4] | When Gray Merchant of Asphodel enters the battlefield, each opponent loses X life, where X is your devotion to black. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
DigitalSeahorse: save the willies
LRRbot: Tribal Flames [1R] | Sorcery | Domain β€” Tribal Flames deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of basic land types among lands you control.
DigitalSeahorse: and the wonties
LRRbot: Defile [B] | Instant | Target creature gets βˆ’1/βˆ’1 until end of turn for each Swamp you control.
Transmuted_Elf: art of confound shows the cockpit of one of the urza mechs
code1300: U know what else is good with chittering rats cavern harpy
code1300: !card cavern harpy
LRRbot: Cavern Harpy [UB] | Creature β€” Harpy Beast [2/1] | Flying / When Cavern Harpy enters the battlefield, return a blue or black creature you control to its owner's hand. / Pay 1 life: Return Cavern Harpy to its owner's hand.
distrustingspectator: a 1/1 in pauper sadly needs to have a key word ability like flying or infect
LRRbot: Sign in Blood [BB] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
hidingbox: lol
AveryAlways: I prefer to fill my pauper mono black control sideboards with land destruction.
LRRbot: Squadron Hawk [1W] | Creature β€” Bird [1/1] | Flying / When Squadron Hawk enters the battlefield, you may search your library for up to three cards named Squadron Hawk, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaToronto good ol' make be leaf
theamc2000: Table friend is chat that you like
LRRbot: Tribal Flames [1R] | Sorcery | Domain β€” Tribal Flames deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of basic land types among lands you control.
YeetTheRich_: table statler and waldorf
niccus: yeah, i think Mr. Pickle's moved away from the semi-lewd pickle messaging. there's this dirty sandwich though https://www.instagram.com/p/CJ62mP8Jpfj/
LRRbot: Tendrils of Corruption [3B] | Instant | Tendrils of Corruption deals X damage to target creature and you gain X life, where X is the number of Swamps you control.
AzaleaCloud: So Paul, what's it like to be paid off by what Nelson stole from Peter?
AveryAlways: Cut to gary frantically stabbing someone for more blood.
Blasteg: imagine we got to 2.5-2.5 after the BO5...
LRRbot: Evolving Wilds | Land | {T}, Sacrifice Evolving Wilds: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
theamc2000: Armor dissension?
LRRbot: Reaping the Graves [2B] | Instant | Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Storm
Fruan: paup paup!
Blasteg: need to do it pauper-ly
TemporallyAwry: who contracted the break? which sign in blood was it?
Fruan: The truely decadent demons make you sign in cerebro-spinal fluid
Fruan: The bodies MOST precious fluid
TemporallyAwry: !quote dale
LRRbot: Quote #6285: "'Because you're my friend, I will take this burden on for you.' 'We met 2 hours ago!'" β€”Dale and Jacob [2019-08-05]
bytecaster: Excellent, I came in for the grande finale!
YeetTheRich_: how would mono-black disrupt a combo Kappa
TetraRay: LOL
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
MegaDosX: T1 Duress, spicy
distrustingspectator: i just clapped out loud for Nelly's duress. i have a problem
LRRbot: Drossforge Bridge | Artifact Land | Drossforge Bridge enters the battlefield tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
LRRbot: Ravenous Rats [1B] | Creature β€” Rat [1/1] | When Ravenous Rats enters the battlefield, target opponent discards a card.
LRRbot: Unearth [B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Cycling {2}
LRRbot: Goblin Matron [2R] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | When Goblin Matron enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a Goblin card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Skirk Prospector [R] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | Sacrifice a Goblin: Add {R}.
LRRbot: Dusk Legion Zealot [1B] | Creature β€” Vampire Soldier [1/1] | When Dusk Legion Zealot enters the battlefield, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
LRRbot: Ichor Wellspring [2] | Artifact | When Ichor Wellspring enters the battlefield or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
Transmuted_Elf: combo breaker?
asthanius: noooo
LRRbot: Thorn of the Black Rose [3B] | Creature β€” Human Assassin [1/3] | Deathtouch / When Thorn of the Black Rose enters the battlefield, you become the monarch.
MegaDosX: @Transmuted_Elf You ruined it, smh my head >_>
LRRbot: Abrade [1R] | Instant | Choose one β€” / β€’ Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature. / β€’ Destroy target artifact.
trilemma85: I didn't say anything because I thought chat was doing a bit.
LRRbot: Ravenous Rats [1B] | Creature β€” Rat [1/1] | When Ravenous Rats enters the battlefield, target opponent discards a card.
LRRbot: Masked Vandal [1G] | Creature β€” Shapeshifter [1/3] | Changeling / When Masked Vandal enters the battlefield, you may exile a creature card from your graveyard. If you do, exile target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls.
raisins4life: no paul modified is a different keyword
bytecaster: Could still be a bit, but as I just came in I don't know what the bit is, and yet I'll still commit to it!
LRRbot: Chromatic Star [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Chromatic Star: Add one mana of any color. / When Chromatic Star is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
goombalax: e double-g ess EGGS
Transmuted_Elf: Pride1 this is a bit and here is 100 more Pride100
MegaDosX: I kinda want to build the Arena version of this goblin deck next time there's a Pauper or Artisan queue in Arena
MegaDosX: Event, rather
bytecaster: Committing to the bit so hard, it becomes a byte.
LRRbot: Unearth [B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Cycling {2}
matthaus_c: mind you you don't get to play the Oracle in Arena Pauper/Peasant
LRRbot: Goblin Matron [2R] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | When Goblin Matron enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a Goblin card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Putrid Goblin [1B] | Creature β€” Zombie Goblin [2/2] | Persist
distrustingspectator: lrrARROWS
betweenmyself: Chromatic Star is Dark Side of the Moon with two extra points pennyWhat
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c I'm aware. It won't be as powerful as this one but I think you can still do neat things with it.
Masslost: Ravenous Rats portal second age art looks pretty amazing
LRRbot: Makeshift Munitions [1R] | Enchantment | {1}, Sacrifice an artifact or creature: Makeshift Munitions deals 1 damage to any target.
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX yeaa it's just a way steeper ask to have the Munitions in hand
LRRbot: Sign in Blood [BB] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
LRRbot: Crypt Rats [2B] | Creature β€” Rat [1/1] | {X}: Crypt Rats deals X damage to each creature and each player. Spend only black mana on X.
code1300: Monarch draw
code1300: Nelson
LRRbot: First Day of Class [1R] | Instant | Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it and it gains haste until end of turn. / Learn.
BjjBrain: when you guys play Can-lander in local tournaments, are you allowed to use proxies? I assumed you needed the real cards, but thought you mentioned the community has no problem with proxies. Is this true? Cheers
MrAyeAxe: nelson's rats just scurrying away with the crown
LRRbot: Introduction to Prophecy [3] | Sorcery β€” Lesson | Scry 2, then draw a card.
LRRbot: Putrid Goblin [1B] | Creature β€” Zombie Goblin [2/2] | Persist
Fruan: It's a flavor win on the flavor text, at least!
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Loonatic93: What up, Coach!
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LRRbot: Dusk Legion Zealot [1B] | Creature β€” Vampire Soldier [1/1] | When Dusk Legion Zealot enters the battlefield, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
LRRbot: Gurmag Angler [6B] | Creature β€” Zombie Fish [5/5] | Delve
AzaleaCloud: Yeah, this game is actually back-and-forth. It's great.
LRRbot: Goblin Matron [2R] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | When Goblin Matron enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a Goblin card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Skirk Prospector [R] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | Sacrifice a Goblin: Add {R}.
Syntheticuh: oh is there an infinite combo here with first day and putrid goblin? cool i didnt know that
Dog_of_Myth: Yep
theamc2000: What is the green in wheeers list?
AzaleaCloud: Sac the same Putrid Goblin to Prospector for inifinite R.
couchboyj: Moggwarts is the name of the combo, i think?
WololoCrash: @theamc2000 Masked Vandal
AzaleaCloud: Then use that R to sac Putrid to Makeshift Munitions for infinite damage.
Vampyre_Lord: @theamc2000 i think the only card we've seen is masked vandal
LRRbot: First Day of Class [1R] | Instant | Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it and it gains haste until end of turn. / Learn.
Juliamon: there's also Weather the Storm in his sideboard
theamc2000: @vampyre_lord ty
Dog_of_Myth: Juliamon beat me to it.
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WiJohn: Well navigated
TetraRay: whew! what a game
AzaleaCloud: Oh, I didn't realize First Day of Class was an -instant-. Jeez. o_o
AzaleaCloud: Thanks for the stream! ^^
distrustingspectator: great games, LRR
BjjBrain: when you guys play Can-lander in local tournaments, are you allowed to use proxies? I assumed you needed the real cards, but thought you mentioned the community has no problem with proxies. Is this true? Cheers
raisins4life: Pauper is super cool!!!!!!!
FixTheJames: Pauper = Fun.
WavesOfBabies: great games, had fun\
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 - this was fun
WololoCrash: Pauper is awesome!
lochnessseammonster: very!
Haroldholmes25: good stream
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
shendaras: Pauper is great.
SageofShadowzF: great games
vellebastet: Very fun lrrHEART
Juliamon: !decks
TemporallyAwry: pauper is great, loved it lrrSHINE
lochnessseammonster: thanks for the stream :)
laikagoat: pauper is good and cool
GhoulcallerV: love me some pauper, thanks for playing!
distrustingspectator: @LoadingReadyRun more pauper in the future would be cool
Bleeding_Edge: great
matthaus_c: @BjjBrain largely TO discretion
hidingbox: premodern sounds spicy
bytecaster: Sounds neat to me!
LarkSachrosis: Dandan
goombalax: is PPR post-modern?
KWardJenx: Pauper is great and this was very fun.
Fried_Twinkie: No love for Tiny Leaders I see
DigitalSeahorse: Alex and Wheeler games always fun katesJam
WiJohn: @goombalax Yep
cmdrzellgaudis: Yes! PreModern!!!
MegaDosX: I've heard both
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHeart
LarkSachrosis: Ordered The Ruinous Powers today!
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyNoU
lirazel64: @bjjbrain Ask Wheeler on Twitter, I think?
vellebastet: lrrSHINE
Xx_JAG_xX: <3
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Glittert00ts: Just me? Gasp
Xx_JAG_xX: :O
Xx_JAG_xX: gwunt???
MegaDosX: But what about Solitaire lrrBEEJ
hd_dabnado: Bald sons
distrustingspectator: Wheeler's bald sons
easterncaveofwonders: I did infact get suckered into gwent once I actually figured it out
Ohpea: Haven't played after a few rebalances so I'll check out the stream
plundypops: Yeah it is a lot more crazy than just the gwent in Witcher
Glittert00ts: Need a moxfield for Wheeler's Gwent lists
AveryAlways: There was a mod for witcher 3 that replaced all combat with Gwent.
Master_Gunner: There's a mod for Witcher that replaces fights with Gwent minigames.
DeM0nFiRe: lunarj1Fangs
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pn55: lunarj1Fangs_HF
LarkSachrosis: Hype
Dish_KP: NADTD! Wooo!
Ritaspirithntr: Sooo….. Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories on β€œIs this yout card?”?!
MegaDosX: It's like a Critical Role episode in length
easterncaveofwonders: the Existence of Gweent implies the existence of Nilfgardain WOTC
YeetTheRich_: doot doot
distrustingspectator: Ian's still playing the Bone
CaptainAmero subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 30 months!
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Dog_of_Myth: and hot dogs
hd_dabnado: wheelerOok
MegaDosX: Ook ook
vellebastet: ook ook
SmoreThanAFeelin: ook ook
lochnessseammonster: seabatOAK seabatOAK seabatOAK
hd_dabnado: from monkey to horse
theamc2000: wheelerOok wheelerOok
vellebastet: seabatOAK
ContingentCat: actual baboon lore not Ian and Heather lore?
MegaDosX: "Heck this monkey nonsense" - Paul, probably
DigitalSeahorse: not drawing horses?
betweenmyself: And hot dog eating facts.
Fruan: Underwear crafting!
hd_dabnado: just clothes
WavesOfBabies: clothed finger painting
Juliamon: We do know James is an expert underwear craftsman
jarryguy: Is the magic done for the night? Just got on
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyShy
LarkSachrosis: Clothed paint-huffing
WiJohn: Clothed stripping of non-body things
Juliamon: jarryguy Yes, they just wrapped up
aiamethyst: that wouldn't be the weirdest thing that's happened on that show
AveryAlways: Clothed sandblasting a painted wall.
YeetTheRich_: crossing the rings
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunRad w voxlunRad
Loonatic93: How many Bens are out there?
Juliamon: There are many Bens
Vandristine: yeah the mod allows cross progression and seamless coop
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MegaDosX: Oh shhit
LurkerSpine: wait, did MC do 1.1 or 1.01?
hidingbox: there feels like there could be issues
MegaDosX: Yeah Minecraft upgrades can be a bit wonky
hidingbox: since you know, certain things didn't exist
LurkerSpine: oh that's whacky
Juliamon: It's amazing how much stuff you take for granted nowadays in Minecraft. Like... shadows.
MegaDosX: In particular making new blocks and such spawn
DigitalSeahorse: katesFlower tqsFlower katesLuck hope they're all connectable
kdefinition: Major.Minor.Patch
kdefinition: It's very simple
Dog_of_Myth: Time to start using Roman Numerals
korvys: They should have released 1.1 as 1.01
shendaras: I.XX
MegaDosX: Minecraft 2 when?
DigitalSeahorse: 1.20 implies there was a 1.19
kdefinition: 1.2.1 is Major version 1, Minor version 2, patch 1
Ohpea: Semantic Versioning https://semver.org/
Juliamon: I Was a Teenage Exocolonist
korvys: (canadian thanksgiving)
MegaDosX: Oops All Gwent
theamc2000: Northwest passage
laikagoat: ooo rounds
Juliamon: Oh, she changed it again?
Loonatic93: Thanksgiving? But it's only October?
MegaDosX: @Loonatic93 Canada Thanksgiving is Monday I believe
Juliamon: Loonatic93 Canada has Thanksgiving at a sensible time of year
Loonatic93: *giggle*
airylan: Vampire: The Eternal Struggle is the CCG yes
MegaDosX: Hm. I wonder why they renamed that.
MegaDosX: I can't imagine why they would need to change that name.
matthaus_c: white wolf pls delthe3CONCERNED
AveryAlways: Vampire: The convoluted titling,
hidingbox: @MegaDosX Frank Herbert copyright obviously
korvys: I think it was on the left somewhere?
theamc2000: The gay jihad?
korvys: (stuff moves)
lirazel64: @megadosx Some silly marketing reason, probably.
MegaDosX: @hidingbox @lirazel64 I mean those both make sense. It's probably one of those.
shendaras: Did you ever find that card from Desert Bus?
MegaDosX: Yes it is Wheeler
DigitalSeahorse: katesJuice so much caffeination
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Duck1 digita435Duck1 digita435Raveduck
Spacecarl subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 83 months!
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korvys: "107 is the 28th prime number"
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MegaDosX: Korvys with the credits snipe
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSHINE
KWardJenx: Thank you!
DigitalSeahorse: thanks for strim
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Glittert00ts: Flawless lol
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Hehe tqsLOL vicksyTH
pn55: lrrSHINE