emonotony: Was the glowstone pistons glitch in 1.1?
TemporallyAwry: !findquote sleep
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ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Rounds) at Tue 01:30 PM PDT (4m from now).
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v_nome: !last
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TehAmelie: dang, i got The Green Knight back in february. how did i sleep on it until now? it's got to be the coolest movie i've seen since maybe MirrorMask
v_nome: I really need to watch that sometime. I've heard such good things but keep forgetting about it
LoadingReadyRun: ooo that because James brought it up yesterday? lrrCORI
TehAmelie: well it brought it to mind
LoadingReadyRun: yeee. I'm glad you enjoyed it
TehAmelie: it's hard to say a lot about why it's good, except it does things very few movies have tried, and really well
GhostValv: sergeSpoopyLurk
Juliamon: it's hard for me to find even 30 minutes of time to watch something uninterrupted... I miss watching movies
TehAmelie: things with time and light. and upside down cameras
TehAmelie: also lrrSIG
beowuuf: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
beowuuf: giantbomb cast is in the sidebar, so i have this smiling circle looking at me in preparation for this circle
beowuuf: *rounds game
Cleekru: a game from landfall games! love 'em
GhostValv: oh hi
TehAmelie: hello!
accountmadeforants: Hello Ethereal Cori!
beowuuf: hello!
Cleekru: hello!
DekiSystem: hello!
GhostValv: lrrCIRCLE
TehAmelie: you're becoming one with Ash Lake :o
nyquister_: Pretty good :)
beowuuf: i was convinced
Nigouki: things.....are.
DekiSystem: could be better here, but making of it what i can <3
beowuuf: lrrHEART
AnjaZeta: Better than yesterday
BloodnBullets: my 2yo woke at 6am this morning to watch baby shark. So thats how its going
matthaus_c: emergency controller
accountmadeforants: I also own Rounds and haven't played in months, didn't even occur to me that I could play through matchmaking.
EricTheOrange: Whooo ROUNDS!
BloodnBullets: yes. yes loud
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matthaus_c: @accountmadeforants looks like it's time to stream snipe!
TehAmelie: a bald Beholder
GhostValv: :3
matthaus_c: >:3
matthaus_c: how's it fanging
patbaer: Vampires yes
They_Are_Alyx: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
accountmadeforants: matthaus_c I'm not sure I want to inflict hella ping on either of us :p
patbaer: horns?
notsomuchsuccess: FF14 sprout?
noSmokeFire: is that what that setting was for? hard lestats?
matthaus_c: @accountmadeforants awwww fair enough benginLul
EricTheOrange: I've seen dan's Jones and Floyd play this game'
TehAmelie: someone in chat will be playing it surely
Meltalar: mlem
graal_smith: Faster?
graal_smith: Stronger?
mowdownjoe: Wait, I just saw the Tweet. ROUNDS? We need to see this with the 4-player mod on CTS.
Kelderan: The hardest search.
beowuuf: so, two hours about why you like this game then? :p
patbaer: Hour after every hour
notsomuchsuccess: Chicken horse?
malsareus: Portal?
beowuuf: oooh, nm, game good, time to kill!
N2Osferatu: Ultimate Chicken Horse uea
KeytarCat: uh oh
beowuuf: good luck :p
SnackPak_: GL KeytarCat
TheElrad: so what you're saying is that keytarcat is stream sniping but for good? :p
Cleekru: they describe it as a 1v1 rouge like
KeytarCat: I...may have crashed
beowuuf: oh noooooo
matthaus_c: oooh nooooo
graal_smith: Chef's kiss
TehAmelie: pave it
malsareus: So some time ago I saw that there is a new version of Epic Battle Simulator. I'm kinda hoping on another CTS with that 1
noSmokeFire: this stream MAY be cursed
matthaus_c: well it's about as stable as mtg arena
TehAmelie: Ronan Keating?!
malsareus: MCO Ronan?
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
N2Osferatu: I'm surprised that it hasn't been of CtS honestly. I also discovered it through PlayFrame
LordZarano: C$6.69. Nice
TehAmelie: seeing our avatar now i can only think of Jake the dog
matthaus_c: oh this looks rad
matthaus_c: not the high ground bobsHands
Nigouki: they went all Obi-wan on us
NewtyNewts: Ah, rounds.
TehAmelie: camper warning here
mowdownjoe: @N2Osferatu Oh, god, the PlayFrame videos of Dan and Dan playing this are hilarious. It needs to be on a CtS.
Rourke9: The environment falling seems like a *fantastic* way to encourage action and break stalemates
Mangledpixel: boop
MAPBoardgames: Is Ronan an AI or a Player?
damnitscraig: Dont forget the block button
malsareus: gravity strikes again
matthaus_c: gotem!
malsareus: the fool, Cori is mastering his techniques
matthaus_c: ronan is going for a super thicc build
matthaus_c: WHOA
cmdrelk: LUL
malsareus: who gave that mans a grenade launcher?
malsareus: pfffff
Nigouki: prayers answered
Darleysam: FBtouchdown
Amentur: comdivyLUL Wow
CryptiEX: Hmmm
EricTheOrange: ah good
matthaus_c: amazing
Tangsm: Quantity over quality.
TehAmelie: hmm Ronan there sure likes to stay still. seems like a strategy with harsh limitations
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malsareus: uh oh
Rourke9: later rounds seem so intense
matthaus_c: this is awesome
They_Are_Alyx: FBtouchdown
Rourke9: yea i love this
Kelderan: Fun soundtrack as well
TehAmelie: are the stages procedurally generated? seem very varied
Rourke9: I like that the asymmetry prevents situations where you both have the same range and arcs and it becomes a game of chicken
notsomuchsuccess: Wish there was a console version of this.
matthaus_c: is there a 2fort
Rourke9: yea good platforming levels are deceptively difficult to procedurally generate
Kelderan: matthaus_c asking the heart hitting questions
Kelderan: hard*
Rourke9: everything is deceptively difficult to procedurally generate
noSmokeFire: too bad there's no block button KappaPride
CryptiEX: Ha, I trust you on that one
malsareus: that was some real western shit, shootout at high noon
CryptiEX: I wrote a proc gen script for Binding of Isaac style dungeons, took me 5 days
malsareus: oh, I see this is as OSHA compliant as Gang Beasts
Rourke9: Binding of Isaac is not a platformer though
CryptiEX: Referring to the "everything is deceptively difficult to procedurally generate"
satyropodobny: @Rourke9 Not with that attitude
Rourke9: there is a much greater corpus of work to draw on making top-down dungeons, theats had decades of work put into it
EricTheOrange: @LoadingReadyRun are you playing with any mods?
matthaus_c: the grundle shot!
Rourke9: @CryptiEX people have gotten advanced degrees trying to make better generators for 2d dungeons. Making content is trivial, making interesting content is extremely difficult
satyropodobny: Fortune favors the mold
Mangledpixel: The Vanilla Experience is my prog rock band
malsareus: that was kinda weak sauce
matthaus_c: Prince & The Vanilla Experience
TehAmelie: feels like you got their number
Rourke9: Like, I could make a generator for a book that just randomly chooses characters until it reaches the page count, but that's not really the goal. making top down dungeons is probably one of the easier domains for proc gen, but there are still things that are not trivial
notsomuchsuccess: That dark power seems to block constantly as well as aoe damage.
Rourke9: and the things that are easy about it are because of the decades of work people have done
notsomuchsuccess: fart bolllit
matthaus_c: oh wow this game is so cheap too? where can we make this dev ask for more money
malsareus: better than loogie gun
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Rourke9: @CryptiEX rereading I think I completely misunderstood your original point, really sorry about that
matthaus_c: omg that crapshot is precious
mrMorphius: the deeks
TehAmelie: yay mods <3
notsomuchsuccess: fart burst
beowuuf: sergeModLove
Rourke9: are all these buffs cumulative?
N2Osferatu: I wonder how many cards/abilities there are, and if there is any rarity, or just completely random
Mangledpixel: Rourke9 yup
N2Osferatu: Yea, it's cumulative
Rourke9: awesome :)
EricTheOrange: @N2Osferatu their is raraity and I dunno like 50?
N2Osferatu: starts getting really bonkers
matthaus_c: it's not cowardly, it's *zoning*
Mangledpixel: and there's some really wild combos you can end up with
KeytarCat: Welp, ran into a troll when I relaunched and talked an their ahegao face about internet and community
EricTheOrange: @KeytarCat eh never talk to rando's on the internet.
TehAmelie: i got the idea you get a bigger chance for more powerful ones if you're behind, whatever that's called
KelevaStreams: NICE shot
PotatoWraiths: WOW
Mangledpixel: SHOT
Rourke9: that was awesome!
TehAmelie: the lighting bolt algorithm
Mangledpixel: Leech
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: hello internet what have we here
matthaus_c: oh I love how the abilities are like little periodic table elements
accountmadeforants: v_nome playing fart control
LordZarano: @matthaus_c https://twitter.com/LandfallGames
PotatoWraiths: turbo fog
TehAmelie: goozled is one word for it hehe
notsomuchsuccess: sniped
KeytarCat: @EricTheOrange I like talking, and left when I started losing interest instead of when I got mad. I hope that
EricTheOrange: I do like how crazy and varied builds can get
KeytarCat: s healthy 👀
Mangledpixel: GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou think Duck Game meets Smash Bros meets Binding of Isaac
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matthaus_c: @LordZarano thank you imma go find a way to ship them more money so help me god >:|
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: is Cori playing a live opponent or a computer?
Mangledpixel: live op
matthaus_c: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou live opponent! v_nome is a lovely chatter
notsomuchsuccess: nice block
KelevaStreams: v_nome is more of a danger to themself than you at this point haha
EricTheOrange: Theirs a few good mods for this game. My personal favorite is one that takes more rounds to win so builds can get even crazier.
beowuuf: sergeHi raiders
v_nome: I gotta got get the oven
spaceguy: This reminds me of Missile Command, sort of.
Mangledpixel: the sweep!
head_cannon: FBtouchdown A clean sweep! gg.
v_nome: That was fun though
offbeatwitch: big Stick Fight vibes from this
notsomuchsuccess: bnuuy
TehAmelie: how many cards can there be to learn, probably under 100
LordZarano: Oh wow, this is the same dev as Totally Accurate Battlegrounds and Clustertruck
TehAmelie: heh that makes sense
Mangledpixel: camera got a bit confused there
notsomuchsuccess: what is going on?
Cleekru: @lordzarano yeah, Landfall Games, they are awesome!
BloodnBullets: why are you slow?
PotatoWraiths: nobody can win because you're both orange
beowuuf: round things attacking round thing with cards in a battle arena. ish.
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART
offbeatwitch: oh this Is landfall. that explains why it looks like stick fight
RandomTrivia: How go the circles?
TehAmelie: a little Worms, a little Gang beasts
accountmadeforants: How did this happen, and how can we make it happen again? :p
RandomTrivia: @TehAmelie Amazing, sold
maadneet: yeah no idea what happened
BloodnBullets: looks like it was maybe a bug because you were both orange, I wonder if it caused the victory slowmo to not stop.
maadneet: might have been on my end, had a buggy fight just before this one
EricTheOrange: Neil Gamin
RandomTrivia: We take those!
BloodnBullets: ooo twitch matchmaking, neat
RandomTrivia: (And also you were crushing them anyway)
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EricTheOrange: yeah block can reflect shots if you time it right. I was never good at the SF3 parrying thing
Brozard: Please, Roadkilleater was my grandfather
RandomTrivia: *boing*
BloodnBullets: looks like people cant handle your heat
EricTheOrange: I do like chaos builds like bounces and spray
N2Osferatu: Some good ricochet sound effects!
RandomTrivia: Oh goodness the bounces with these platforms
RandomTrivia: Pfffft
EricTheOrange: that one is real good with ways to recover health like leech
RandomTrivia: Ah, the self William Tell
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
BloodnBullets: must want the upgrades
Lysander_salamander: Hello everyone
N2Osferatu: Big badaboom
RandomTrivia: Hey there Lysander_salamander sergeHi
TheMerricat: Just logged in chat.... this is some something... :D
N2Osferatu: Hoisted by thyne own ass
Lysander_salamander: :D
N2Osferatu: That level didn't play well with explosives
EricTheOrange: @LoadingReadyRun you can actually "block" the edge of screen damage
TehAmelie: your guns seem to be wildly different power levels
RandomTrivia: benginChaos
KelevaStreams: audio's kinda losing it
TheMerricat: I feel like the blue guy has an more OP weapon....
Mangledpixel: it seems ok now
KelevaStreams: just has some moments when multiexplosions are popping off
Mangledpixel: it was when you first used the EMP, it kinda started cutting out a bit
notsomuchsuccess: grow seems to be one of the nastiest powers. Combos really well.
v_nome: is eating pie practice?
RomanGoro: This game needs to be on CtS sooner or later
RandomTrivia: benginDance
BloodnBullets: pie is round
RandomTrivia: lrrHERE
v_nome: oops I shouldn't have clicked out
RandomTrivia: Pfffft HypeLUL
Mangledpixel: it not perfect system
RandomTrivia: benginTry
Amentur: Become as PrideSaba
GhostValv: oh it's mr sausage
Mangledpixel: rolling a round at the speed of round
RandomTrivia: Oooooh, sneaky!
notsomuchsuccess: causeiPog
Kaorti: who is the opponent?
RandomTrivia: @Kaorti It's v_nome
BalthusHomewood: You Spin Me Right-Rounds?
Kaorti: fair enough
RandomTrivia: Those delayed explosions on the bounces are wild
RandomTrivia: sergeFall
Lysander_salamander: :D
LordZarano: jlrrFall
Lysander_salamander: HyperGravity
Lysander_salamander: who is Cori playing against?
RandomTrivia: v_nome currently
Lysander_salamander: neat
N2Osferatu: I like the contrast of how cartoony and precision platformer controls, vs the kinda 'realistic shooter's sfx
notsomuchsuccess: Music is a bop. causeiDance causeiDance causeiDance causeiDance causeiDance
RandomTrivia: It's all to play for!
Mangledpixel: benginDance benginDance benginDance
RandomTrivia: benginJam jlrrCooltunes
Wolfstrike_NL: match point!
maadneet: gonna try and do this again, hopefully it won't bug out
RandomTrivia: Holy moly
TehAmelie: do we call that an ace?
notsomuchsuccess: causeiPog causeiPog causeiPog causeiPog causeiPog causeiPog causeiPog
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrHORN
BloodnBullets: that was terrifying
KelevaStreams: lmao you hit them with the shot from clicking no
RandomTrivia: Good match, good match
TwitchTVsFrank: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
They_Are_Alyx: ggs
Greyah: Blocks the fall damage, then dies to their own bullets. Good effort though!
N2Osferatu: That combo was a dangerous mistake methinks 😆
v_nome: I feel like that was not bad for my second ever game. xD
v_nome: yeah definitely a mistake
N2Osferatu: Yea, that was so close!
kusinohki: hi all! Is cori playing against various chat members?
N2Osferatu: An amazing, dangerous mistake. so many speedy explosions!
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notsomuchsuccess: @kusinohki against whoever it matches her with. Many have been chatters.
BenByTheWay: Did I miss the stream?
kusinohki: this game looks like lots of fun. tried suggesting it for CTS, then found out it was 2 player only. I've heard there's a mod for 3+ players though?
Darleysam: @BenByTheWay nope, it's only a breaj
Darleysam: *break
matthaus_c: i just did my first match the movement is so hardd
TehAmelie: multiplayer mods is the hot new thing of course
EricTheOrange: @kusinohki honestly this could work for CTS with 4 people at 2V2. The other 2 people can be commentators and rounds go fast enough.
LordZarano: The movement looks very Super Meat Boy or N++
BenByTheWay: reminds me of duck game
TehAmelie: why do we always get to be orange by the way? is it different on the oppo's screen?
They_Are_Alyx: Wow, what a rude opp
BenByTheWay: there are no style points in WAR!
TheMerricat: The ulimate insult an artist can give an opponent online - your movement isn't very creative. :D
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
TheMerricat: @TehAmelie If I had to guess, the player is always orange on their screen.
TehAmelie: um do we shove the cards into our head?
mjiig: Are you playing randoms?
BloodnBullets: yup, random matchmaking
Nuurgle: @TehAmelie how else would you absorb their knowledge?
BloodnBullets: occasionally chat is getting in
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RandomTrivia: I really hope they call you cheap for doing... something...
princess_intell: deckbuilder? fun!
Asimech: @TehAmelie Also it seems the player is always the left one, so the map is mirrored between the players.
TehAmelie: very confusing
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHH
TheMerricat: Oh I just noticed op's name....
TheMerricat: kick their ass Cori.
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
BenByTheWay: @themerricat who was the opponent?
Mangledpixel: BenByTheWay no need to repeat it here
TheMerricat: @BenByTheWay A portmanteau of Barrak and Osama
Mr_Horrible: just a tasteless "joke", yeah
RandomTrivia: Timbeerrrrrr
KidWithAnMP5: <message deleted>i was Barrachmed it was a pleasure embarrassing you in front of 200 people
RandomTrivia: Welp
Mr_Horrible: these arenas are great LUL
RandomTrivia: PFFFFT sergeModLove
mitomanox: cute game
TheMerricat: ModLove ModLove ModLove
TemporallyAwry: Our Nemesis - lrrCIRCLE
They_Are_Alyx: ModLove
Mr_Horrible: okay mizzTama
Lysander_salamander: many small bullets vs one big bullet
TheMerricat: BTW mods that was also lighting fast speed there, kuddos :)
RandomTrivia: Nice shot!
Lysander_salamander: :D
Mr_Horrible: Give up, we have the high ground!
TehAmelie: for a moment there you were the king of the hill
RandomTrivia: I love the descriptive nature of the effects
RandomTrivia: "a huge amount of [bullet speed]" :D
matthaus_c: random matchmaking has sooo many people leaving in the middle of a match :c
maadneet: i prefer the hard numbers
TehAmelie: got a booster shot today, my arm hurts just when i use that one muscle but it's pretty bad then. so hooray for distracting streams :3
Anubis169: eyy congrats
matthaus_c: congrats on the boostie!
TheMerricat: @TehAmelie WOOT WOOT! Congratulation!
beowuuf: lrrHORN
matthaus_c: double mythic boostie
Anubis169: got my covid booster monday morning, feels like i've done 4 rounds with Muhammed Ali
Anubis169: but better that than the real thing :D
RandomTrivia: @Anubis169 Oof
PotatoWraiths: I just got my 4th last week
TheMerricat: I've actually lost track chat, in the US are new boosters being recommended yet?
Juliamon: still waiting for it to come to my town, it's at the pharmacies AROUND my town but not IN my town
Juliamon: TheMerricat The US is a fucking mess, who even knows
Anubis169: (i care for mum, so i get mine in the same age bracket as the 75-85 group)
Lord_Hosk: TheMerricat Yes, according to my doctor. I got one a week after they came out.
PotatoWraiths: @TheMerricat in my area, for vulnerable people and essential workers
PotatoWraiths: so I gots mine
RandomTrivia: That was awkward :D
Lord_Hosk: TheMerricat You can get them 60+ days after your last booster.
Anubis169: however...
Anubis169: I've had 3 types now :D
TheMerricat: @Lord_Hosk That's awesome, I need to get my flu shot this month so I guess I'd do a two-fer then. My last shot was last year I think.
TehAmelie: a moral victory
Lord_Hosk: there has been... VERY LOW uptake so far, which is... disappointing.
Anubis169: first two were AstraZeneca, first booster was Moderna, this booster was Pfizer tweaked for Omicron too
Anubis169: all i need are the last 2 types and I get the Thanos Infinity Gauntlet :D
Mr_Horrible: @TheMerricat I'm near the Seattle area, and we've been seeing some state ads for the new booster, but a lot of the info broadcasting it is pretty anemic otherwise
Mr_Horrible: info on the latest batch is not being served well
kusinohki: covid stones? ew, no thanks
Anubis169: LOL
Anubis169: Why be immune, when you can be... invincible
RandomTrivia: This opponent seems to enjoy life on the edge
TehAmelie: the media and goverment here seems hellbent on ignoring covid until it goes away, but vaccine booking times fill up fast so that seems good
Anubis169: TehAmelie: media's out for engagement and controversy
Anubis169: government's out to retcroactively say "we thought the thing you did anyway was a good idea"
matthaus_c: just lost an entire match to Mayhem benginLul
Anubis169: good to see the people are doing it with their feet, and booking slots manYESS
Anubis169: manYES *
RandomTrivia: Welp
RandomTrivia: Uh
EricTheOrange: GASP
Anubis169: WHAT!?
RandomTrivia: Which among you has the gall?!
Lord_Hosk: LadyHosk got Her Appointment canceled twice because she was the only appointment scheduled within the 4 hour window and they didn't want to waste an entire vial.
RandomTrivia: Wouldn't be surprised
They_Are_Alyx: lrrWOW
cmdrelk: lrrGARBO ?
Anubis169: Lord_Hosk: aww come on
RandomTrivia: Oh hey, it's the obnoxious moronic child
RandomTrivia: Get all the way into the sea
TehAmelie: oh now we are blue
matthaus_c: oh look, sabbat swords
They_Are_Alyx: Oh, this asshole again
EricTheOrange: you got more patience than me I woulda just left
TehAmelie: it seems they think the points matter in this game
Anubis169: here's a quick question
LordZarano: They're trying to provoke a strong emotional response and waste your energy
Anubis169: does the opponent see you as orange, and the player as blue?
Mangledpixel: Anubis169 I think it's just random which you end up as
TheMerricat: @Anubis169 Every game we've played we've been orange so while I don't have a factual based answer my logic says that you are always orange on your screen and the op is always blue.
Lysander_salamander: is that a bullet that shoots other bullets?
Trahas: @TheMerricat except this time we are blue
Mangledpixel: TheMerricat except for now
beowuuf: @Lysander_salamander we're getting dangerously close to 40k if so :p
TheMerricat: Doh, I thought the clone was the blue one. NVM then. :D
Lysander_salamander: bullets that shoot smaller guns?
beowuuf: and those guns shoot rocket launchers
Anubis169: that homing shot is brutal
kusinohki: no bullets that shoot swords?
Neljandik: welp
Lysander_salamander: well, that's disappointing
Anubis169: shit
korvys: No report feature, huh?
Mangledpixel: any way to report/block players?
Sarah_Serinde: I am utterly unsurprised
TheMerricat: Yep, that's when I go into the steam client and block that player.
PotatoWraiths: :|
RandomTrivia: Pity that small indie games don't have report features
Anubis169: let's find somebody who doesn't do predictable rubbish
matthaus_c: damger noodle is promising
RandomTrivia: Amazing name that.
korvys: open chat and no report feature is a choice
PotatoWraiths: into the damger zone
matthaus_c: people are leaving after selecting their first card :(
Anubis169: You can hit them, but every time you do, you get health back :D
Lysander_salamander: bunnyhops in side-scrollers?
RandomTrivia: Peekaboo!
TehAmelie: wait are we fighting Snake?
RandomTrivia: We're fighting... *a* snake...
RandomTrivia: Oh no, they switched in their lag generator! lrrBEEJ
TehAmelie: if i was Solid Snake i'd totally use inconspicious online aliases like "danger noodle"
TehAmelie: the Patriots would never figure it out
PotatoWraiths: secret snoot boops
Anubis169: the La Li Lu Le Slow...
PotatoWraiths: pffft
Anubis169: !!
Anubis169 inserts a bicycle pump into PotatoWraiths and starts reinflating
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
kusinohki: "if it were me, I would simply dodge bullets"
Anubis169: [23:02:30] PotatoWraiths: pffft <-- you had a puncture
Anubis169: HOLY SHIT
RandomTrivia: That make big boom
Anubis169: Poison railgun right there
Juliamon: never ever pre-emptively gg
accountmadeforants: I just had 10 rematches with someone doing quickmatch, that was v. fun.
Lysander_salamander: :D
Mangledpixel: :D
Anubis169: noice!
accountmadeforants: The final rounds were both of us just having railguns, essentially
Anubis169: oh that thing's nasty
RandomTrivia: I love the carnage that railgun creates with the terrain
accountmadeforants: seabatClap
Mangledpixel: erased!
Anubis169: red mist!
RandomTrivia: Woah
Lysander_salamander: That is a ridiculous hand-cannon
RandomTrivia: Just deleted from existence
Lysander_salamander: Like that gun from "Blame"
RandomTrivia: Match point!'
accountmadeforants: Also, did you know the Stand Still To Summon Dark power *stacks* to make the countdown faster? That was tense.
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Anubis169: YES!!
RandomTrivia: Right to the end!
Anubis169: Damger Noodle, you win an entire internet
Anubis169: whomever you are
v_nome: I feel like the ringers have woken up. They smelled blood. lol
accountmadeforants: The deep sound was fantastic
Anubis169: Static Field rocks
RandomTrivia: This is absurd :D
Kelderan: The sheer joy you are emitting p[laying this game is glorious.
Anubis169: yo, you can shoot each other's shots out of the air?
Anubis169: this is like Gang Beasts level of joy
Anubis169: well isn't that polite of the opponent
RandomTrivia: What a civilised sporting exchange
accountmadeforants: This is Good Internets
Anubis169: there a way to give rep to peeps in here?
TehAmelie: did the bullets hit each other there?
LibraryWitchKei: Yeah they did
accountmadeforants: @Anubis169 Nope, you just start blasting
TheMerricat: @TehAmelie yes, they were shooting each other's shots :D
TehAmelie: this is basically Wanted
LibraryWitchKei: Yeah, really curving the bullets
RandomTrivia: Sneaky Homing seems interesting
accountmadeforants: My favourite thing in this game is falling behind for like 4 rounds, only to have your build come together at the end and be unstoppable.
BloodnBullets: i appreciate that the bullet does not care for whom it hunts
Lysander_salamander: artillery strikes
TehAmelie: we got a gg there. nice
Mangledpixel: the 'loser gets an upgrade' mechanic is so simple, yet so genius
LibraryWitchKei: The fact that it could end up homing back on you
TheMerricat: that seemed a bit... counter productive :D
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaah
jessicaengle: Is there any talking in this game?
Lysander_salamander: don't even worry about it
TheMerricat: no voice chat that I can tell but they were text chatting earlier @jessicaengle
PMAvers: A literal wall splat
jessicaengle: Gotcha.
TehAmelie: just stop shooting and chat whenever you like. like in Quake 3
RandomTrivia: Well this is ridiculous HypeLUL
accountmadeforants: Low Orbit Bullat Cannon
RandomTrivia: Speed Chess but with orbital cannon :D
Anubis169: hehehehe
Mangledpixel: jessicaengle the chat is a double edged sword though, as there appears to be no way to report abuse
Lysander_salamander: need to account for the curvature of the earth
TehAmelie: i hear you can block users through Steam. that's worked in other ganes so
Mangledpixel: too fast bullets can be a liability with homing, it seems
Lysander_salamander: nice
RandomTrivia: So rude!
RandomTrivia: Pulling a Thanos there
RandomTrivia: Just drop a whole-ass moon
TheMerricat: Assuming this game is using Steam Match making to look folk up blocking a user in steam _SHOULD_ block them from being matched with you.
Anubis169: Homing not so good against building-sized circular saw blade
Mangledpixel: TheMerricat that's as may be, but that's still not the same as being able to report abuse
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN FBtouchdown lrrHORN
Lysander_salamander: nice, they home in on anyone
Anubis169: lrrHORN
El_Funko: This game looks fantastic
LibraryWitchKei: Lrr v 4227 ants
RandomTrivia: Hey Funko!
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El_Funko: hello hi!
TehAmelie: the Ten Thousand Ants crapshot is coming back to haunt us
RandomTrivia: @LibraryWitchKei My money is on the ants unless Heather is here, then fire
TheMerricat: @Mangledpixel Fully agree. Though I give indie game makers more benefit of the doubt over that stuff given they probably don't even have anywhere near the level of staff necessary to deal with an acutal reporting feature.
Mangledpixel: very true
TheMerricat: @Mangledpixel I mean let's pretend our troll today decided to go on a reporting rampage just reporting every player they came up against. Sure it'd be obvious after awhile but the devs still would have to have the resources to wade through all that.
xantos69: Hey Chat, just got here. What dis?
RandomTrivia: Hey there xantos69! sergeHi It's kinda Worms meets Gang Beasts meets Smash
TheMerricat: btw chat the game is only ~$6 USD on Steam, if you are interested in it. https://store.steampowered.com/app/1557740/ROUNDS/
xantos69: @RandomTrivia Ok well those are three games I like. Looks like 1v1 matches?
TheMerricat: Chat, for those of you who remember the old Atari 2600 and the packed in Combat game... consider how far we've come to get this game :D
RandomTrivia: @RandomTrivia Indeed. Online randos or local by the looks of the main menu
Mangledpixel: correct, though there are mods that allow for 3+ players
accountmadeforants: Oh yeah, I feel like I have to be on Antz's side on principle
MatthewDennisMTG: is Cori playing online, or is this someone we know that's opp?
RandomTrivia: This is a rando online
Juliamon: These are randos most of the time, occasionally a chat member by chance
Mangledpixel: online random matchmaking, though many have also been chat members
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TheMerricat: Match maker, match maker, make me a friend.....
Mangledpixel: TheMerricat tada, you are a friend!
timetogrindkiller: mods?
RandomTrivia: :D
Juliamon: timetogrindkiller Do you need something, or are you asking about game mods?
timetogrindkiller: game
TehAmelie: i love the "400% more HP while you are above 90% HP"
BloodnBullets: I dislike the V shaped maps, they so disadvantage the aggressive player.
TehAmelie: as i can figure it means you get exactly 40% more hp but it sounds so weird
RandomTrivia: Apparently this game released April 2021, so I bet it's been modded a fair bit
TheMerricat: @timetogrindkiller https://rounds.thunderstore.io/
timetogrindkiller: sry i meant is there game mods
Mangledpixel: timetogrindkiller nope, vanilla
Juliamon: There are game mods but we aren't playing with any
timetogrindkiller: i already have it
timetogrindkiller: alright ty
RandomTrivia: Oof
RandomTrivia: BIGGER than before
Mangledpixel: beeg bullat
mjiig: TehAmelie it's at least conceivable that it's better than that, if the buff applies to all the damage that takes you under 90%
Anubis169: to anybody who got a vaccine, has anybody noticed any stiffness in the arm you didn't get the jab in?
Anubis169: 'cause both my tricepts are aching like a mutha
TehAmelie: hmm yes
Anubis169: triceps*
accountmadeforants: Nope, just in the one I *did* get the jab in
MatthewDennisMTG: @Anubis169 negative, though notably this bivalent one left me more fatigued than all the others
Anubis169: huh... maybe it's just me then
TheMerricat: @Anubis169 sympathy pain?
TehAmelie: side effects are really just a big roulette wheel huh
Anubis169: no this is genuine ache
Juliamon: Always have been.
Mangledpixel: TehAmelie human bodies are silly
accountmadeforants: There's also a settings option that gives you all the stats, instead of just "more/much more/etc." (as fun as those descriptions are)
BloodnBullets: time to watch the latest craphshot
TehAmelie: speaking of silly things
TheMerricat: Take a look? It's in a book! A reading rainboooooww... :D
Anubis169: 'nother side effect i've had with all 3, i always get a shooting tiny pain in the arm that gets the jab, like someone plucking hairs, between 15 and 45 minutes after getting it
Anubis169: then never again
kusinohki: look at 20 feet? but you don't show feet *confused*
Mangledpixel: stretch, get some water, run a marathon, grab a snack, topple a regime, take meds if you need to, create a universe, go to the bathroom
Anubis169: Eat your school, stay in milk, drink your teeth, don't do sleep and get 8 hours of drugs...
p3nguinkin: Thanks for the reminder to look at something far away Cori, I appreciate that. lrrSHINE
BloodnBullets: tis a good craphshot, and strangely appropriate.
RandomTrivia: Do I have to look at 20 different feet, or will the same pair 10 times do just as well?
TheMerricat: Crap I completely forgot to watch the new crapshot.
Anubis169: Shot it TheMerricat
kusinohki: work like no one is watching. love like you don't need the money. dance like you've never been hurt
korvys: !next
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korvys: Do we know what's on the Let's Nope?
RandomTrivia: James had not been told as of Horse Club yesterday
LordZarano: @Anubis169 Move your arms around, hold them over your head, either it will help it spread out or just provide a distraction PrideShrug
Anubis169: oww
RandomTrivia: oh no
RandomTrivia: pls do not do a pain on yourself
Anubis169: hehehehe
TheMerricat: LOL
LordZarano: Oh no, sorry!
kusinohki: exocolonist next week? should be a good talking sim...
Anubis169: raised my arms, triceps gave out, and forearms hit the back of my head :D
RandomTrivia: Oh dear :D
TheAinMAP: katesAir
Anubis169: lrrSIG
TehAmelie: time for rounds again
RandomTrivia: "Wanna go round again?"
Anubis169: so chat, guess what lovely drink i found in the local budget supermarket
TheMerricat: Glurp?
RandomTrivia: Irn Bru?
SquareDotCube: Beer? Kappa
Anubis169: ginger beer so strong it gives that lovely ginger burn on the back of your throat
ContingentCat: egg nog?
RandomTrivia: Ooooooh
CastleOtranto: Bud Lite with Clamato?
ContingentCat: ohhhhh
SquareDotCube: guess I was half right :p
RandomTrivia: Active gaming is happening
RandomTrivia: benginChamp benginChamp
BloodnBullets: mayhem + ricoche doesnt seem to work right...
RandomTrivia: Welp
TehAmelie: not sure what they thought would happen
accountmadeforants: @BloodnBullets Oh they interact correctly, just not favourably :p
accountmadeforants: (And it does work really well if you throw in the bombs on contact thing)
RandomTrivia: Into SPACE!
TehAmelie: i wonder how hard the bullets hit at the end of their bounces
Anubis169: ya know what, sometimes i really love having a human digestive system
Anubis169: can eat anything and enjoy it
matthaus_c: even an airplane!
Anubis169: yes, even aeroplane food
RandomTrivia: YEET!
Anubis169: to the MOON Alice!
RandomTrivia: Oops
EricTheOrange: I do like rockets as a thing. they add to chaos
TehAmelie: that was a nice shot
accountmadeforants: I like how it looks like their avatar is eating the cards
TehAmelie: i thought it looked like they shoved the cards in their head
ContingentCat: what is eating but shoving things in your head?
accountmadeforants: seabatBRAIN
TehAmelie: lrrHAM
accountmadeforants: Oh, did you know you can hit Shift to change the stage colours? (I just found that out on accident...)
TehAmelie: whoa
Anubis169: Blue's a real good player
RandomTrivia: Yeah they good at this
TehAmelie: yeah pretty much flawless game. only needs friends and foe lists
EricTheOrange: stuff like barrage is real good with hit effects like dazzel or leech
Mr_Horrible: those homing bullets are damn secret agents
Mr_Horrible: just sliding through the gap
Anubis169: round of applause
Anubis169: that was lovely!
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
TehAmelie: Dreamworks face
ContingentCat: perfect
Mr_Horrible: I've been in and out of meetings, have folks been good other than the 1 conspicuous chud?
accountmadeforants: That does look like a skeeter
TehAmelie: they've been quite good
Mr_Horrible: dear god that face LUL
Mr_Horrible: the DBD greeting of furious crouching
accountmadeforants: That was awesome
EricTheOrange: I mean I'd never play this with randos. I'd never play any game that doesn't let me mute other players
ContingentCat: @EricTheOrange yeah seems a pretty necessary feature in this day and age
EricTheOrange: it's a very good face
RandomTrivia: I think they might be afk :D
RandomTrivia: Maybe their pizza arrived
TheMerricat: by the way chat I'm assuming everyone's seen the bad news about the Disco Elysium Dev's?
ContingentCat: @TheMerricat no? what?
KeytarCat: @TheMerricat No! What happened?
RandomTrivia: @TheMerricat Bad news as in they've decided to drop it, or bad news as in "turns out they suck as people"?
accountmadeforants: @TheMerricat From a few days ago?
TehAmelie: the three lead devs it seems got fired
Kaorti: The creative leads got pushed out IIRC
matthaus_c: bad news as in they were involuntarily discharged because of investor pressure, if it's what I'm thinking
TheMerricat: The devs were kicked out of their own company by the investors apparently they've been out of the company for at least a year now The last remaining dev posted about it a week ago.
accountmadeforants: That they basically fired anyone who mattered?
RandomTrivia: Angela Lansbury also a sad loss though
TehAmelie: guess they'll have to do their own thing. . .
matthaus_c: @accountmadeforants I... really wouldn't phrase it like that. there are still good people in za/um
RandomTrivia: Oh that stinks
accountmadeforants: matthaus_c Right, sorry
accountmadeforants: I felt bad about that right as I hit enter
Juliamon: That's unfortunate
ContingentCat: oh no, well I'm just glad the bad news isn't uhh let's just say more political
matthaus_c: it's all good <3
Anubis169: Orange cleanin' up
maxthefourth: decay seems strong
RandomTrivia: Pffft :D
Anubis169: Match point!
RandomTrivia: Obliterated
Anubis169: YES!
RandomTrivia: I think it says "Victory" every time, and the colour demonstrates who actually won
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EricTheOrange: but what if... more poison.
LordZarano: No, more poison!
mjiig: The wrecking balls look so sad at what they must do, and what they have done
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
silenceaux: Is this house full of lies
RandomTrivia: Oh you got DELETED
KeytarCat: Salt the earth!
2 raiders from Weslyphon have joined!
Anubis169: Welcome raiders :)
RandomTrivia: lrrCOW
RandomTrivia: Welcome raiders! lrrSHINE
Mr_Horrible: the escalating MAD of these rounds is really funny
RomanGoro: That was close
TheInnsanity: one head simulating the talking today?
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
TheInnsanity: you paid too much for microtransactions, so you're too powerful to match with anyone else now
TheMerricat: btw Steam servers just rebooted for the weekly maintenance we might be stuck in waiting for a short while
El_Funko: Platinum tier ball shooter
RandomTrivia: lrrHERE
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Akaiatana: Sphere is the mind-killer
RandomTrivia: @Akaiatana I see what you did there
EricTheOrange: done borked it
RandomTrivia: New Safe Confinement probably :D
TheMerricat: chat have we seen homing burst shots yet?
RandomTrivia: "How'd that work out for you?" HypeLUL
RandomTrivia: Awwww
EricTheOrange: why are our shots square
RandomTrivia: @EricTheOrange Because they go BOOOM
72Atom: oooooh!
RandomTrivia: That mid-air snipe benginChamp
silenceaux: That was a pretty fancy maneuver on their part, tbh
TheMerricat: Cori is an aimbot chat :D
TheInnsanity: cori! you can rocket jump!
EricTheOrange: more dakka is never a wrong decision
Thagnok: Just finished Not a drop to drink, so very good, well done.
EricTheOrange: I like builds that are like you shoot 12 shots in a spray and they all bounce 5 times and whenever they hit something they leave an explosion behind
El_Funko: Clutch
Vanbael: F
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
matthaus_c: @EricTheOrange ah, the "I die but you don't live" builds :p
RandomTrivia: Nice
RandomTrivia: The translucent t-shirt is trippy
TehAmelie: loads o fun!
RandomTrivia: Chroma-key not enjoying that
EricTheOrange: the first life takes more than 3 hours if your reading everything
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RandomTrivia: benginLul
FlamingSpipernado: :D
They_Are_Alyx: Moderator Molly!
Nigouki: "How is vampbabby formed?"
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Going_Medium: Bye!
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Cori! lrrSHINE
TehAmelie: byee
FlamingSpipernado: thanks for streaming lrrSHINE
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
Riiiiiiis: baiiii
TehAmelie: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:22 PM
RandomTrivia: That's not nice
TehAmelie: still close enough to blaze it
RandomTrivia: Mildly singe the edges of it
Juliamon: Late because you were too busy rolling a joint
TehAmelie: clearly
Juliamon: there needs to be a 5:20 edible just kicked in
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
ContingentCat: katesLol
Juliamon: (speaking as an edible-exclusive user)
KV1NN4: mmm, edibles...
TehAmelie: i could go for a drugs tbh
Juliamon: my body's resistance to medications extends to recreational drugs, it totally ignores them unless they're converted by my liver first
Juliamon: inhalation does not get me high, despite all my efforts
Juliamon: I definitely accidentally got my mom blitzed trying
Juliamon: was convinced I had a bad vape cart
Juliamon: then she tried it
RandomTrivia: O_o oh no
jessieimproved: @Juliamon I am the exact same way, and I am so small, everyone always thinks it is weird
Juliamon: (she volunteered so it's not totally my fault)
jessieimproved: when I was younger I thought I could not get high
Juliamon: so now we have a funny story to tell people :P
Juliamon: it's at least nice having 420-friendly parents
jessieimproved: cannot relate