paronomasiac042: The chat is unusually dead, being so close to a stream...
baskwalla: Maybe they'
Juliamon: we're being quiet in solidarity with the bots today
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baskwalla: Yeah or that :)
DoodlestheGreat: I was having a late supper.
Manae: An extended moment of silence for the bots' extended moment of silence?
DoodlestheGreat: o7
RockPusher: Got got by the TTC nicknames - laughing at jokes I then am surprised to learn I wrote and had forgotten about tqsShrug well played past me
GapFiller: !badadvice
LRRbot: Punch the screebs.
RockPusher: Ehhhhhhhhh!
paronomasiac042: I don't know what a screeb is, but I kinda wanna punch one now.
DoodlestheGreat: They sound eminently punchable.
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solemn_storm: !decks
teabread_: what is this song from?!
princess_intell: hey guys!
Juliamon: it's on the screen
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ElfLawyer: @teabread_ it says Big Giant Circles is the artist
ElfLawyer: @princess_intell I forgot this was happening today, I'm very excited
teabread_: @Juliamon ya I meant like it sounds suuuper familiar, I think it was in a game?
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jacqui_lantern234: so, good news, i have minimal homework this weekend (im a broadcasting student)! what am i gonna do with my free time? listen to and dissect radio writing
Juliamon: yes, it's based on Zelda's Lullaby
teabread_: ohhh I'm dumbbb loll thanks
princess_intell: @jacqui_lantern234 so instead of homework from other people, you're doing homework from yourself
Laurence72: Time to MtG overdose -- watch LRR play while I sleeve up my new deck lrrAWESOME
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princess_intell: fun
Juliamon: !decks
DarkMorford: I think Wheeler?
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princess_intell: fellow makeup lovers in chat, i would like you to imagine how amazing a collection themed after the guilds of ravnica would be
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Juliamon: princess_intell I know there's at least one indie brand out there that does Magic-themed glosses
princess_intell: @Juliamon reeeaaaallly
Juliamon: like, they're all named after cards
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princess_intell: impressive
ElfLawyer: lmao
RandomTrivia: Oh no the bit!
RockPusher: gabyLul
Sorator13: LUL
Sorator13: lrrFINE
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Team Wheeler!
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
colin_the_fool: 10/10 bit
thraximore: lrrWHEELER
renaissanceadult: when the bit bits
AllTheWeasels: LUL
RockPusher: sergeGG sergeHeart
ElfLawyer: wheelerKappa wheelerKappa wheelerKappa
RandomTrivia: Absolutely incredible, no notes
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Juliamon: lrrFINE
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
YeetTheRich_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
micalovits: Smooth
RandomTrivia: Pffft
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
Phailhammer: benginFine benginFine benginFine
JonnyGlitched: presidentbarackobamaalloneword
Wyatt46692: Highlander? prime it is
RandomTrivia: I'm so glad my tea is still too hot to drink or I would have choked to death already
garb10: Apparently you can do it with us eitherπŸ˜€
Pywodwagon: Ben lets get everyone to count to 10
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korvys: Perfect. No notes.
TheThirdTail: I think I'm dying
laundreydhull: Butt-Ton
JonnyGlitched: It's all debt
RockPusher: seabatClap
AllTheWeasels: wheelerBless wheelerBless
YeetTheRich_: 10/10 intro
ElfLawyer: wow nice save Benjamin
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wastetalent: Wheeler is a menace and must be protected at all costs
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princess_intell: @JonnyGlitched and two pets
renaissanceadult: does ben's husband know serge is gay?
ManfredManhunter: LETS GO
ElfLawyer: wheelerBless wheelerBless wheelerBless wheelerBless wheelerBless wheelerBless
tyrsredritehand: Hopefully wheeler got his led back from nelson
JonnyGlitched: @princess_intell All debt and two pets is a great name for a bad
ElfLawyer: @renaissanceadult does serge know that Ben's husband is gay
JonnyGlitched: band
thraximore: the deckname LUL
WhiteWizard42: oh no that deck name
princess_intell: @JonnyGlitched or just an accurate description of life as a milennial
JonnyGlitched: "unlike the version you did, it's good"
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RandomTrivia: Risen Reef is a delightful and absurd Magic card
YeetTheRich_: the premier fastbond-but-not-really-lands pilot of the format
princess_intell: 4 color RUG is such a deck description
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WhiteWizard42: wildfire elemental?
Kadenus: creeping something
princess_intell: with 5 color green
JonnyGlitched: @princess_intell I only have one pet
RandomTrivia: It's the one with Sneak Attack attached
korvys: !card Brushfire ele
LRRbot: Brushfire Elemental [RG] | Creature β€” Elemental [1/1] | Haste / Brushfire Elemental can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. / Landfall β€” Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, Brushfire Elemental gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
TrueLimm: I have a risen reef in my Yarok commander deck... it does terrible terrible things
Fruan: The classic off by one
WhiteWizard42: !card creeping trailblazer
LRRbot: Creeping Trailblazer [RG] | Creature β€” Elemental [2/2] | Other Elementals you control get +1/+0. / {2}{R}{G}: Creeping Trailblazer gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each Elemental you control.
raulghoulia: yarok risen reef makes me want to cry
RandomTrivia: !card incandescent soulstoke
LRRbot: Incandescent Soulstoke [2R] | Creature β€” Elemental Shaman [2/2] | Other Elemental creatures you control get +1/+1. / {1}{R}, {T}: You may put an Elemental creature card from your hand onto the battlefield. That creature gains haste until end of turn. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
Sorator13: !card goblin welder
princess_intell: @JonnyGlitched then all debt and one pet
cuttlefishman: How much did Wheeler make this deck cause he wanted to make the deck name pun
ElfLawyer: what about the mana dork that taps for elementals
Sorator13: !card goblin weld
WhiteWizard42: Smokebraider
TheMerricat: oh I just realized lrrbot is working again!
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dizzycriminal: 2 years?!
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princess_intell: three cheers for defrost
princess_intell: hip hip
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: well done defrost rekklesBeeHappy rekklesBeeHappy
DoodlestheGreat: !card breeding pool
LRRbot: Breeding Pool | Land β€” Forest Island | As Breeding Pool enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
minksterella_: goblin count is 1
adambomb625: Should have named it Wheelder
JonnyGlitched: painful stripmine
matthaus_c: !card goblin welder
LRRbot: Goblin Welder [R] | Creature β€” Goblin Artificer [1/1] | {T}: Choose target artifact a player controls and target artifact card in that player's graveyard. If both targets are still legal as this ability resolves, that player simultaneously sacrifices the artifact and returns the artifact card to the battlefield.
TheMerricat: lrrHEART @defrost
LRRbot: Goblin Welder [R] | Creature β€” Goblin Artificer [1/1] | {T}: Choose target artifact a player controls and target artifact card in that player's graveyard. If both targets are still legal as this ability resolves, that player simultaneously sacrifices the artifact and returns the artifact card to the battlefield.
ElfLawyer: gee I hope Benjamin has two or less hands
Sorator13: I think most people have two or less hands!
JonnyGlitched: strip-mining a dual, rood
ElfLawyer: I would be concerned if Benjamin has more than two
WiJohn: Serge what should I do if my opponent has three or more hands?
matthaus_c: not Reverend Brother Sweetwater
paronomasiac042: The average number of hands a human has is just under 2
nymistrya: Serge no you played land destruction not hand attack
JonnyGlitched: "Guess where my third hand is..."
WhiteWizard42: @ElfLawyer that'd make him so good with A Real Handful
Sogheim: had the third one installed for ski boxing
DoodlestheGreat: Serge keeps forgetting to use the card reader.
WhiteWizard42: !card a real handful
LRRbot: A Real Handful [3B] | Creature β€” Alien Child Guest [1/1] | As long as one or more hands are touching A Real Handful, it gets +2/+2. / As long as two or more hands are touching A Real Handful, it has menace. / As long as three or more hands are touching A Real Handful, it has lifelink.
videogameprotagonist: hurray
JonnyGlitched: It's a mystery Serge
princess_intell: is serge playing stax
A_Dub888: Benjamin β€œ3 hands” Wheeler
RandomTrivia: Paul HypeLUL
cuttlefishman: Important Q - which cards in each deck has the best hair
YeetTheRich_: two hands for normal stuff, one hand exclusively for petting mulder
LRRbot: Strip Mine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. / Draw a card.
korvys: !card One with Nothing
LRRbot: One with Nothing [B] | Instant | Discard your hand.
LRRbot: Mox Jet [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {B}.
LRRbot: Chromatic Sphere [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Chromatic Sphere: Add one mana of any color. Draw a card.
WiJohn: I always bring hand destruction *grabs hammer*
matthaus_c: rare welder combat
RandomTrivia: An egg? That doesn't seem like Wheeler. lrrBEEJ
MoaiGangsta: Benjamin Welder
LRRbot: Nature's Lore [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
ElfLawyer: @RandomTrivia I thogught Benjamin was allergic to eggs
matthaus_c: Fetcher's Lore
niccus: eventually we'll see the synthesis of Benjamin Wielder
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jonasjonIV: that';s half a year!
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princess_intell: white border magic cards look so weird
5 raiders from Luminaire_p have joined!
YeetTheRich_: the classic grixis cat tribal
matthaus_c: oh wheeler is playing arahbo again lrrBEEJ
RandomTrivia: Welcome raiders! lrrSHINE Hey Lumi!
ElfLawyer: @princess_intell black border magic cards are weirder
thraximore: oh dear
LRRbot: Fable of the Mirror-Breaker [2R] (back: Reflection of Kiki-Jiki) | Enchantment β€” Saga | I β€” Create a 2/2 red Goblin Shaman creature token with "Whenever this creature attacks, create a Treasure token." / II β€” You may discard up to two cards. If you do, draw that many cards. / III β€” Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.
princess_intell: @ElfLawyer yeah, i figure that's true for a lot of people. white borders were around for so long!
minksterella_: goblin count is 2
thraximore: Fable is SO good
cuttlefishman: what is wheeler's card sleeve art?
matthaus_c: this card has done an unreasonable amount of work for me since I slapped it into Blue Moon
JonnyGlitched: Treasure on attack seems amazing
thraximore: it's like two creatures and a rummage in one
micalovits: Fable is really good
princess_intell: i
LastCenturion: the token is worth like over $10
RandomTrivia: Fable is absolutely zero% ok
RandomTrivia: It's absurd
Kadenus: fable is just a lot of good things that make it insane
RandomTrivia: Welp
princess_intell: i've never seen mirror breaker seen played for value. i'm glad i'm seeing it now.
colin_the_fool: 10/10 gobbo wheeler
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
ElfLawyer: What? Benjamin? having good card evaluation?
minksterella_: Serge "wrenn & six isn't good" Yager
JonnyGlitched: Imagine being wrong at all
renaissanceadult: I personally have never been wrong
MurphEP: Being wrong on the internet? Impossible
LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature β€” Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
RandomTrivia: Ca-caw?
MurphEP: If someone suggests you're wrong, simply double down
LRRbot: Sakura-Tribe Elder [1G] | Creature β€” Snake Shaman [1/1] | Sacrifice Sakura-Tribe Elder: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
WhiteWizard42: @ElfLawyer Ben Wheeler? Evaluating Magic?
JonnyGlitched: I'm reminded now of Serge's Judge calls at the Unfinity PPR
matthaus_c: good ol strip mine into missed land drop
Kadenus: we have yet to see an elemental
adambomb625: That's the bird, you were looking for the bolt
renaissanceadult: the bird and the worm
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hold_no_carter: Hi Serge, it's me, Wrenn and Six
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frank_the_great: I love Steve, I hope nothing bad happens to him
matthaus_c: !card chaos defiler
LRRbot: Chaos Defiler [3BR] | Artifact Creature β€” Demon Construct [5/4] | Trample / Battle Cannon β€” When Chaos Defiler enters the battlefield or dies, for each opponent, choose a nonland permanent that player controls. Destroy one of them chosen at random.
RandomTrivia: Well that card is silly in 1v1
LRRbot: Crucible of Worlds [3] | Artifact | You may play lands from your graveyard.
micalovits: Oh god, defiler+welder is disgusting
niccus: it doesn't even target
YeetTheRich_: chaos defiler is busted holy shit
JonnyGlitched: Ultimate Strip counter
LRRbot: Endurance [1GG] | Creature β€” Elemental Incarnation [3/4] | Flash / Reach / When Endurance enters the battlefield, up to one target player puts all the cards from their graveyard on the bottom of their library in a random order. / Evokeβ€”Exile a green card from your hand.
cakes_here: Defiler is so good in 1v1
princess_intell: there's really nothing like the sound of card sleeves hitting the table
LRRbot: Creeping Trailblazer [RG] | Creature β€” Elemental [2/2] | Other Elementals you control get +1/+0. / {2}{R}{G}: Creeping Trailblazer gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each Elemental you control.
matthaus_c: ooooooooh
thraximore: not the ENDURANCE
RandomTrivia: benginChamp
LRRbot: Goblin Welder [R] | Creature β€” Goblin Artificer [1/1] | {T}: Choose target artifact a player controls and target artifact card in that player's graveyard. If both targets are still legal as this ability resolves, that player simultaneously sacrifices the artifact and returns the artifact card to the battlefield.
RandomTrivia: Yeah, you can't "get" Welder
JokerBoney: ability doesn't resolve swap doesn't happen
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matthaus_c: !card goblin engi
LRRbot: Goblin Engineer [1R] | Creature β€” Goblin Artificer [1/2] | When Goblin Engineer enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an artifact card, put it into your graveyard, then shuffle. / {R}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Return target artifact card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
WhiteWizard42: the old printing said "exchange", which doesn't have rules meaning cross-zones.
Alas_Babylon: It's worded this way so that it doesn't "resolve" if one of the artifacts becomes illegal - otherwise it would, but not do anything, which is kinda funky
ElfLawyer: swamp is the only basic Serge isn't runnin glmao
LRRbot: Baleful Strix [UB] | Artifact Creature β€” Bird [1/1] | Flying, deathtouch / When Baleful Strix enters the battlefield, draw a card.
flatluigi: does serge have a white source on board?
YeetTheRich_: good bird
Alas_Babylon: Put Baleful Strix on Arena, you cowards
flatluigi: don't know what his triome is
Alas_Babylon: Ketria?
RandomTrivia: The triome is Ketria, RUG
renaissanceadult: he has a bird of paradise
ElfLawyer: @flatluigi plateau
princess_intell: i hope baleful strix gets a reprint soon, if only so i can have that art on arena
matthaus_c: ketria triome, but he has a plateau and a birds
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matthaus_c: cool fable print
minksterella_: goblin count is 3
WhiteWizard42: back face is Kiki Jiki, but no haste and costs 1 to activate.
Fruan: Notably it doesn't have haste, so it takes another turn cycle to come online.
LRRbot: Oko, Thief of Crowns [1GU] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Oko [4] | [+2]: Create a Food token. / [+1]: Target artifact or creature loses all abilities and becomes a green Elk creature with base power and toughness 3/3. / [βˆ’5]: Exchange control of target artifact or creature you control and target creature an opponent controls with power 3 or less.
colin_the_fool: elko
WiJohn: Oh deer
RandomTrivia: Speaking of new cards that are utterly broken
YeetTheRich_: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
micalovits: Stupid sexy Oko
sheer_falacy: Stories about Kiki-Jiki are always so long because they have to include every loop
matthaus_c: the rare defensive elk
frank_the_great: Self-Elk: Selk
LRRbot: Fastbond [G] | Enchantment | You may play any number of lands on each of your turns. / Whenever you play a land, if it wasn't the first land you played this turn, Fastbond deals 1 damage to you.
princess_intell: @micalovits he's just SO stupid.... and SO sexy...
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
princess_intell: fun fact, i convinced someone to play magic once by showing them oko, sorin, and gideon
RandomTrivia: Ooooooh
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
sheer_falacy: The hard counter to oko!
flatluigi: bolt the belk
matthaus_c: @princess_intell oh so that's what they mean by thirst trap
frank_the_great: Bolt the bird! Like, the actual bolt and the actual bird!
Alas_Babylon: "My beta signed lightning bolt kills your elk bird" is a sentence you can't see anywhere else
Fluffy776: katesLol katesLol
LRRbot: Faithless Looting [R] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}
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sheer_falacy: !card kappa cannoneer
LRRbot: Kappa Cannoneer [5U] | Artifact Creature β€” Turtle Warrior [4/4] | Improvise / Ward {4} / Whenever an artifact enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Kappa Cannoneer and it can't be blocked this turn.
princess_intell: @matthaus_c LUL
matthaus_c: lmao
sheer_falacy: poor lrrbot speaking in emotes
RandomTrivia: Oh Twitch :D
thraximore: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: Messes up, or makes it better?
RandomTrivia: Twitch auto-converts it into an emote
princess_intell: lrrbot PogChamp
micalovits: 100% makes it better
flatluigi: lrrBEEJ Cannoneer
bluddragon1: \kappa kappa (want to see if you can escape it)
RandomTrivia: You can interfere by using some punctuation like "Kappa"
LRRbot: Voltage Surge [R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may sacrifice an artifact. / Voltage Surge deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If this spell's additional cost was paid, Voltage Surge deals 4 damage instead.
DarkMorford: Or a lowercase kappa
sheer_falacy: or just don't capitalize thek
LRRbot: Kappa Cannoneer [5U] | Artifact Creature β€” Turtle Warrior [4/4] | Improvise / Ward {4} / Whenever an artifact enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Kappa Cannoneer and it can't be blocked this turn.
princess_intell: voltage serge: that's not lightning, that's coffee
A_Dub888: Blastoise!
LRRbot: Blood Fountain [B] | Artifact | When Blood Fountain enters the battlefield, create a Blood token. / {3}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice Blood Fountain: Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.
Syntheticuh: woah does it trigger itself? thats cool
niccus: thanks lrrbot
Alas_Babylon: @Syntheticuh Sure does
ManfredManhunter: this deck is rad when Welder comes down turn 1
RandomTrivia: Yeah, under usual templating cards would say "When [CARDNAME] or another artifact enters..." But I believe they trimmed that for space reasons
cuttlefishman: Twwins
sheer_falacy: I'm sure Elementals runs Farewell
Arakasi01: Draw planar cleansing Kappa
LRRbot: Sevinne's Reclamation [2W] | Sorcery | Return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, you may copy this spell and may choose a new target for the copy. / Flashback {4}{W}
Fruan: Thicc and warded. It's a beating.
LRRbot: Endurance [1GG] | Creature β€” Elemental Incarnation [3/4] | Flash / Reach / When Endurance enters the battlefield, up to one target player puts all the cards from their graveyard on the bottom of their library in a random order. / Evokeβ€”Exile a green card from your hand.
princess_intell: canlander is such a cool format
Fruan: At a certain point ward feels like hexproof, but it's taunting you. "Yeah you could target me, if you had a million mana. Sucker"
RandomTrivia: @Fruan The difference being that uncounterable spells don't care about Ward
Alas_Babylon: Or you *can* pay it, and then they Mana Tithe you
Fruan: @RandomTrivia Good point!
YeetTheRich_: Kappa Kappa
princess_intell: @Fruan *glares at miirym sentinal wurm*
LRRbot: Kappa Cannoneer [5U] | Artifact Creature β€” Turtle Warrior [4/4] | Improvise / Ward {4} / Whenever an artifact enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Kappa Cannoneer and it can't be blocked this turn.
sheer_falacy: It was funny when Maro (in Unfinity PPR) talked about "hexproof, we don't print that anymore" and I thought "wait shroud is the one they don't print" but nope
solemn_storm: egg allergy
micalovits: That turtle is so dumb
Arakasi01: Does Wheeler have Cyberdrive Awakener?
flatluigi: !card cyberdrive awakener
LRRbot: Cyberdrive Awakener [5U] | Artifact Creature β€” Construct [4/4] | Flying / Other artifact creatures you control have flying. / When Cyberdrive Awakener enters the battlefield, until end of turn, each noncreature artifact you control becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness 4/4.
teabread_: hexproof is what shroud always should have been
colin_the_fool: the red spellbomb is in the fortnite secret lair
Orxolon: why pay 2 to draw a card when you can remove said card that lets you draw and replace it with the draw you wanna hitΒΏ?
lirazel64: Serge isn't allergic. He just doesn't like the texture.
OliverWight: @Arakasi01 almost certainly
colin_the_fool: its a boogie bomb
princess_intell: !decks
Arakasi01: Good reason to have the eggs if he does
sheer_falacy: @teabread_ And now Ward is what hexproof always should have been :P
Mustang_Redcloak: Has Wheeler considered running snowlands to run the best egg, Arcum's Astrolabe?
princess_intell: i like hexproof at instant speed
princess_intell: i like being able to throw bubbles around things as a means of countering
Arakasi01: Wheeler's link seems to link to vampires
stizzet: Serge, why no black? lol
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
Izandai: Huh, I vaguely recall you saying it was Hoof when it was revealed.
sheer_falacy: that
sheer_falacy: that's no egg?
Alas_Babylon: The only real decent black elemental I can think of is Grief, and thhat needs more black to be good
frank_the_great: Seems like a nearly right way to brainstorm
LRRbot: Ledger Shredder [1U] | Creature β€” Bird Advisor [1/3] | Flying / Whenever a player casts their second spell each turn, Ledger Shredder connives.
OliverWight: @Alas_Babylon yarok
RandomTrivia: Speaking of new cards that are busted...
princess_intell: @Alas_Babylon black always needs more black to be good
YeetTheRich_: let's shred some ledges
RandomTrivia: I feel like I've said that a lot tonight :D
A_Dub888: Ledgy shreddy
Alas_Babylon: @OliverWight Eh, maybe, but I dunno if they're good enough for this
Arakasi01: Interesting. I would think in a deck like this cyberdrive would fit great, being able to bring it back from the yard to recycle it.
A1_Saucy: and they play 2 spells, and they play 2 spells
sheer_falacy: it could get like 4 counters in one turn in commander
flatluigi: ledger shredder HAS to die
Muddy_Thunder: !card cyberdrive
LRRbot: Cyberdrive Awakener [5U] | Artifact Creature β€” Construct [4/4] | Flying / Other artifact creatures you control have flying. / When Cyberdrive Awakener enters the battlefield, until end of turn, each noncreature artifact you control becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness 4/4.
LRRbot: Ice-Fang Coatl [GU] | Snow Creature β€” Snake [1/1] | Flash / Flying / When Ice-Fang Coatl enters the battlefield, draw a card. / Ice-Fang Coatl has deathtouch as long as you control at least three other snow permanents.
Arakasi01: Neat. I want to make that deck someday.
Izandai: You can make it Hoof, but it isn't Hoof on its own? Interesting.
LRRbot: Omnath, Locus of the Roil [1GUR] | Legendary Creature β€” Elemental [3/3] | When Omnath, Locus of the Roil enters the battlefield, it deals damage to any target equal to the number of Elementals you control. / Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on target Elemental you control. If you control eight or more lands, draw a card.
RandomTrivia: Serge I have questions
micalovits: Fury does not have flash
kuli34: fury doesn't have flash
croisvoix1: Fury doesn't have flash
AllTheWeasels: oooooof
kuli34: classic beats
JonnyGlitched: Reading the card...
JonnyGlitched: Classic Serge
colin_the_fool: damn
frank_the_great: I also did not know that
YeetTheRich_: tbf that's a confusing cycle
thraximore: right they have the same timing restrictions as the original cards
YeetTheRich_: like WHY don't they have falsh
sheer_falacy: endurance is much faster than fury
Alas_Babylon: Because Fury with flash would be utterly bonkers
JonnyGlitched: All cycles should have the same keywords, right?
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thraximore: !card pyrokinetics
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
micalovits: Fury is a busted card enough without flash
Paranundrox: @thraximore fury and grief with flash would be even more messed up
micalovits: !card pyrokinesis
LRRbot: Pyrokinesis [4RR] | Instant | You may exile a red card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Pyrokinesis deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures.
princess_intell: connive is such a good mechanic
AllTheWeasels: Don't worry Serge nobody saw that you had Blazing Shoal and Ink-Treader Nephilim in hand wheelerKappa
LRRbot: Realmwalker [2G] | Creature β€” Shapeshifter [2/3] | Changeling / As Realmwalker enters the battlefield, choose a creature type. / You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may cast creature spells of the chosen type from the top of your library.
minksterella_: for those of you wondering
sheer_falacy: they basically never give discard flash
Alas_Babylon: Yeah, no, instant speed "kill four x/1s" or instant speed Thoughtseize would be backbreaking
minksterella_: thats not a goblin
minksterella_: goblin count is still 3
thraximore: !card pyrokinesis
LRRbot: Pyrokinesis [4RR] | Instant | You may exile a red card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Pyrokinesis deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures.
thraximore: apparently Fury is the exception, I guess it was too good as an instant
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL can't stop hearing connive as K-nife
AllTheWeasels: @minksterella_ if Serge named Goblin, would it count?
LRRbot: Mox Jet [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {B}.
A_Dub888: !card fury
LRRbot: Fury [3RR] | Creature β€” Elemental Incarnation [3/3] | Double strike / When Fury enters the battlefield, it deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or planeswalkers. / Evokeβ€”Exile a red card from your hand.
minksterella_: @AllTheWeasels yes
Alas_Babylon: Pyro doesn't leave behind a thicc body withh Ephemerate heh
LRRbot: Breya's Apprentice [2R] | Artifact Creature β€” Human Artificer [2/3] | When Breya's Apprentice enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. / {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Choose one β€” / β€’ Exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card. / β€’ Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
thraximore: @Alas_Babylon ...right
princess_intell: @minksterella_ i keep trying to find the tendrils of agony/goblin pun, and not finding it
LRRbot: Urza's Bauble [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Urza's Bauble: Look at a card at random in target player's hand. You draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
LRRbot: Thought Monitor [6U] | Artifact Creature β€” Construct [2/2] | Affinity for artifacts / Flying / When Thought Monitor enters the battlefield, draw two cards.
A_Dub888: Big baub
Izandai: Very curious to find out why Serge didn't Fury before playing the changeling.
Mustang_Redcloak: PogChamp
Sorator13: !card fury
LRRbot: Fury [3RR] | Creature β€” Elemental Incarnation [3/3] | Double strike / When Fury enters the battlefield, it deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or planeswalkers. / Evokeβ€”Exile a red card from your hand.
LRRbot: Endurance [1GG] | Creature β€” Elemental Incarnation [3/4] | Flash / Reach / When Endurance enters the battlefield, up to one target player puts all the cards from their graveyard on the bottom of their library in a random order. / Evokeβ€”Exile a green card from your hand.
sheer_falacy: Bojuka Guy
RandomTrivia: @sheer_falacy Bojuka Bob? :p
sheer_falacy: yeah, that's better
Mustang_Redcloak: "How do I not die?" Serge contemplating The Human Condition.
matthaus_c: fnpf tautology club
LRRbot: Mayhem Devil [1BR] | Creature β€” Devil [3/3] | Whenever a player sacrifices a permanent, Mayhem Devil deals 1 damage to any target.
JonnyGlitched: Neat
LRRbot: Mishra's Bauble [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Mishra's Bauble: Look at the top card of target player's library. Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
JonnyGlitched: Ping yourself
frank_the_great: I truly hate mayhem devil, lol
LRRbot: Subtlety [2UU] | Creature β€” Elemental Incarnation [3/3] | Flash / Flying / When Subtlety enters the battlefield, choose up to one target creature spell or planeswalker spell. Its owner puts it on the top or bottom of their library. / Evokeβ€”Exile a blue card from your hand.
niccus: well now it's a lot less subtle
kuli34: isn't serge technically not meant to know what wheeler saw?
PsiMaster54: no, serge knows
RandomTrivia: @kuli34 Serge *does* get to know which card is seen
Alas_Babylon: Realmwalker lets him
Paranundrox: does Serge play any non-MH2 elementals? :P
Izandai: @kuli34 How would one possible orchestrate that?
Izandai: In a way that doesn't make it trivially easy to cheat?
matthaus_c: @Paranundrox Omnath is from ZNR :P
RandomTrivia: Also it was Urza's Bauble, not Mishra's but LRRbot got it wrong :D
sheer_falacy: it would be possible but annoying, leave your hand face down while they look at one then put it back and shuffle before picking your hand up
Arakasi01: @Izandai Shuffle hand, let them look at one, reshuffle
Gadora: @Izandai Shuffle hand, show a card, shuffle it back into the hand before looking?
LRRbot: Inventors' Fair | Legendary Land | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Inventors' Fair: Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
LRRbot: Fable of the Mirror-Breaker [2R] (back: Reflection of Kiki-Jiki) | Enchantment β€” Saga | I β€” Create a 2/2 red Goblin Shaman creature token with "Whenever this creature attacks, create a Treasure token." / II β€” You may discard up to two cards. If you do, draw that many cards. / III β€” Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.
Izandai: That's really dumb though.
minksterella_: goblin count is 4
Araragi298: Wheeler's deck is so sweet
princess_intell: @minksterella_ what happens at 5?
Araragi298: @LoadingReadyRun Wheeler I love your deck
Gadora: @Izandai Yeah, but it would work. :p
colin_the_fool: when are we gonna get a card with goblinstorm?\
Izandai: But it's really dumb.
WhiteWizard42: !card goblin bomb
LRRbot: Goblin Bomb [1R] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may flip a coin. If you win the flip, put a fuse counter on Goblin Bomb. If you lose the flip, remove a fuse counter from Goblin Bomb. / Remove five fuse counters from Goblin Bomb and sacrifice it: It deals 20 damage to target player or planeswalker.
YeetTheRich_: @minksterella_ does fable count as two goblins if it gets to chapter 3?
micalovits: @colin_the_fool Isn't that just Muxus
WhiteWizard42: @princess_intell that's what happens when Goblins count to 5
RandomTrivia: Not without an Aether Vial
sheer_falacy: need a resto angel or something
hd_dabnado: anyone else get a weird audio buzz there?
princess_intell: i need to build a deck with goblin bomb as the wincon
YeetTheRich_: @hd_dabnado sound is fine for me
DarkMorford: @WhiteWizard42 Can goblins count to 5?
LRRbot: Fury [3RR] | Creature β€” Elemental Incarnation [3/3] | Double strike / When Fury enters the battlefield, it deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or planeswalkers. / Evokeβ€”Exile a red card from your hand.
LRRbot: Omnath, Locus of the Roil [1GUR] | Legendary Creature β€” Elemental [3/3] | When Omnath, Locus of the Roil enters the battlefield, it deals damage to any target equal to the number of Elementals you control. / Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on target Elemental you control. If you control eight or more lands, draw a card.
RandomTrivia: @hd_dabnado Not that I noticed
RandomTrivia: Omnath only gets one target
princess_intell: @DarkMorford scholars remain divided
hd_dabnado: alright, thanks for the help chat
RandomTrivia: Oh wait, the other way round :D
LRRbot: Faithless Looting [R] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}
RandomTrivia: Ignore me :D
LRRbot: Crucible of Worlds [3] | Artifact | You may play lands from your graveyard.
Izandai: Chocolate
laikagoat: coffee
frank_the_great: Vanilla!
PsiMaster54: mint
matthaus_c: salt and vinegar
RandomTrivia: Pfffft :D
Fruan: Ham!
princess_intell: vanilla
JonnyGlitched: Cookies and Cream
SquirrelLord1111: chocolate!
colin_the_fool: mint chip[!
renaissanceadult: coffee
DoodlestheGreat: Moose Tracks
RandomTrivia: Serge you have Realmwalker :D
micalovits: Serge... You can look at it with your changeling right?
YeetTheRich_: can't believe serge plays hovermyr in this list
Simonark: Peach
itira: toasted coconut and caramel!
redrags7: maple walnut
Orxolon: something
Alas_Babylon: Chocolate chip paradox engine
cakes_here: mint chip
ManfredManhunter: Moose Tracks
Gadora: Dulce de leche
Izandai: @micalovits He sure can. PrideLaugh
RandomTrivia: You are literally allowed to look at your top card at the moment :D
a_Weakling: haha true about the realm walker
LRRbot: Flickerwisp [1WW] | Creature β€” Elemental [3/1] | Flying / When Flickerwisp enters the battlefield, exile another target permanent. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
AllTheWeasels: Can't go wrong with cookies and cream, but variety is the spice of life
chiralwolf: any Thornbite Staff shenanigans in this welder deck by chance?
Izandai: Wheeler does get to Connive.
JonnyGlitched: I think I've seen Flicker Wisp in a dream
Orxolon: @Gadora un/a herman@ de Uruguay o Argentina
princess_intell: thanks chat, now i want ice cream
YeetTheRich_: wait a minute, yes serge you have a realmwalker LUL
princess_intell: i hope you're happy
AllTheWeasels: @princess_intell thank Serge! he brought it up lrrSERGE
sheer_falacy: impossible, 9 is the new 20
Izandai: @princess_intell Now you know how I feel *all the time*.
niccus: creamsicle ice cream as float in ginger beer
flatluigi: !card realmwalker
LRRbot: Realmwalker [2G] | Creature β€” Shapeshifter [2/3] | Changeling / As Realmwalker enters the battlefield, choose a creature type. / You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may cast creature spells of the chosen type from the top of your library.
JonnyGlitched: I don't think I've ever seen Benjamin misread a card
Araragi298: !card subtlety
LRRbot: Subtlety [2UU] | Creature β€” Elemental Incarnation [3/3] | Flash / Flying / When Subtlety enters the battlefield, choose up to one target creature spell or planeswalker spell. Its owner puts it on the top or bottom of their library. / Evokeβ€”Exile a blue card from your hand.
princess_intell: @Izandai ice cream sure is wonderful
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I'd call Flickerwisp one of the creepiest looking white cards
princess_intell: @LoadingReadyRun what about hushbringer
sheer_falacy: it looks like an angel, not an elemental
PELAlchimiste: missed a conive trigger
Araragi298: its super iconic tho
Alas_Babylon: l i p s
flatluigi: its wings disturb more than paul
Juliamon: I'd like ice cream more if it wasn't so cold. But it's too cold. Can't do it.
Squiidd_pope: LIPS
JonnyGlitched: @LoadingReadyRun idk it looks kinda cute
Araragi298: @LoadingReadyRun what do you call ugly + iconic? Uglyconic?
LRRbot: Crucible of Worlds [3] | Artifact | You may play lands from your graveyard.
RandomTrivia: Serge's Crucible looked so good that Wheeler wanted one
niccus: charming
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PELAlchimiste: flikerwisp cause a conive trigger
LRRbot: Lotus Petal [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Lotus Petal: Add one mana of any color.
Izandai: It's far too late for that.
princess_intell: what's the art supposed to be on crucible? it looks like an arcade pinball machine.
Icarus865: Wheeler has a crucible of worlds, that makes him the premier lands pilot of the format right?
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
RandomTrivia: @princess_intell A bunch of planes in bubbles
JonnyGlitched: Pretty Dress
matthaus_c: disregard commons, acquire japanese foils
WhiteWizard42: @princess_intell i always figured it's an hourglass thing?
princess_intell: @RandomTrivia huh
sheer_falacy: a constitutional monarchy of duresses
WhiteWizard42: from a weird angle
DarkMorford: Hey chat, how many lands do you need for a draft set?
Araragi298: @DarkMorford for how many players?
JonnyGlitched: No! Not Flicky!
princess_intell: looks way better than the brainstorm from the same treatment
Laurence72: we??
WhiteWizard42: you don't like Headache Kitty brainstorm?
DarkMorford: @Araragi298 For just me. If I wanted to bring some fancy lands to a draft.
princess_intell: @WhiteWizard42 not when the other mystical archive brainstorm looks sooooo much better
LRRbot: Kaheera, the Orphanguard [1{G/W}{G/W}] | Legendary Creature β€” Cat Beast [3/2] | Companion β€” Each creature card in your starting deck is a Cat, Elemental, Nightmare, Dinosaur, or Beast card. / Vigilance / Each other creature you control that's a Cat, Elemental, Nightmare, Dinosaur, or Beast gets +1/+1 and has vigilance.
YeetTheRich_: big kitty
princess_intell: kitty!
RandomTrivia: Kaheera is such a good friend
Muddy_Thunder: @LoadingReadyRun Have you ever thought of having each player craft a highlander deck that another player will pilot? And they don't know until they start playing?
JonnyGlitched: So does that stack for Cat Elementals?
Alas_Babylon: No
WhiteWizard42: !decks
LRRbot: Ledger Shredder [1U] | Creature β€” Bird Advisor [1/3] | Flying / Whenever a player casts their second spell each turn, Ledger Shredder connives.
sheer_falacy: can elementals be orphans? Do they have parents?
princess_intell: has serge ever piloted stax on stream?
Sorator13: @sheer_falacy If elementals don't have parents, aren't they all orphans?
JonnyGlitched: Do Shapeshifters get +4/+4?
flatluigi: one of the very early canlander streams was like that iirc. had cori yelling 'judge' up at the overhead camera in the highlight reel
minksterella_: goblin count is 5
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
Juliamon: Elementals can have parents if they were summoned by a wizard, otherwise they are orphans, yeah
princess_intell: @minksterella_ the End is nigh
LoadingReadyRun: @Muddy_Thunder we've done things like that before, but not exactly
Muddy_Thunder: @sheer_falacy Don't you need to have had parents and lost them, to be an orphan?
RandomTrivia: @JonnyGlitched Nope, the ability only checks if a creature matches *any* of the types, and if so gives them +1/+1
JonnyGlitched: @RandomTrivia thankyou!
LRRbot: Wishclaw Talisman [1B] | Artifact | Wishclaw Talisman enters the battlefield with three wish counters on it. / {1}, {T}, Remove a wish counter from Wishclaw Talisman: Search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle. An opponent gains control of Wishclaw Talisman. Activate only during your turn.
Nyxjbm: I am all about this Grixis Welder
sheer_falacy: @Muddy_Thunder That's what I think, yeah
superdude097: Bird conives, right?
WhiteWizard42: @JonnyGlitched if you wanted it to multi-pump it would be templated like Aven Brigadier.
RandomTrivia: If it were worded "Cats get +1/+1, Elementals get +1/+1 etc." then multiple types would matter
JonnyGlitched: That's a nice tutor
princess_intell: question for the rules-knowledgable in chat: does wishclaw talisman work with resculpt the way i want it to?
flatluigi: !card resculpt
LRRbot: Resculpt [1U] | Instant | Exile target artifact or creature. Its controller creates a 4/4 blue and red Elemental creature token.
Alas_Babylon: Yes
Sorator13: Yes
princess_intell: hooray!
JonnyGlitched: Now nobody can play
princess_intell: so i get any card.... and a 4/4
sheer_falacy: it works with anything that can get rid of artifacts at instant speed, or even sorcery speed
Alas_Babylon: You'd be doing the same line Wheeler is, casting Resculpt with Wishclaw's activated ability on the stack
thraximore: it's the curling of the Monkey's Paw
LRRbot: Daretti, Ingenious Iconoclast [1BR] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Daretti [3] | [+1]: Create a 1/1 colorless Construct artifact creature token with defender. / [βˆ’1]: You may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, destroy target artifact or creature. / [βˆ’6]: Choose target artifact card in a graveyard or artifact on the battlefield. Create three tokens that are copies of it.
minksterella_: hmmm
Muddy_Thunder: could even find demonic tutor
RandomTrivia: Oh yes
Squiidd_pope: Yeah, Activate Wishclaw, hold prio, resculpt target wishclaw. you get a 4/4 and a tutor
RandomTrivia: Love that Daretti
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Bloodstained Mire: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
minksterella_: hmm
princess_intell: @Squiidd_pope v a l u e
minksterella_: do i add that to goblin count
minksterella_: i say no
minksterella_: goblin count is still 5
midnightcurryjazz: its the only goblin walker. give him a bone
princess_intell: i was so scared that the wishclaw going to opponent is somehow uncounterable because of some layer thing
PELAlchimiste: did you count the changeling?
LoadingReadyRun: @minksterella_ why are you tracking goblins?
princess_intell: changelings are not goblins, they are impostors
YeetTheRich_: uhhh one more?
solemn_storm: one more
RandomTrivia: Uhhhhhhhh one more?
Sorator13: @LoadingReadyRun why are you *not*?
flatluigi: it makes the goblins feel appreciated
micalovits: Why wouldn't we track goblins?
princess_intell: goblins must be kept track of.
minksterella_: @LoadingReadyRun for fun
midnightcurryjazz: @minksterella_ what are you, a cop?
micalovits: They are the best tribe afterall
ihlendrax: !findquote goblin
LRRbot: Quote #8253: "You have to understand, I'm a chaos goblin." β€”Heather [2022-10-01]
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renaissanceadult: ledger sledder
Laurence72: Shred! Shred! Shred!
princess_intell: ledger sledger sounds like a magic card
sheer_falacy: This looter makes your opponent cry
princess_intell: some kind of hammer
josh___something: Ledger Sledger
RandomTrivia: Ledger Sledger is the next Happy Holidays promo lrrBEEJ
YeetTheRich_: sledge shredder
Nonra_: maybe the real loot was the opponants tears we made along the way
josh___something: @princess_intell A sledger hammer
hd_dabnado: the fact treasures are so common nowadays helps
niccus: sledger ledder
princess_intell: i could see "sledger" being slang for a sledge hammer
sheer_falacy: I love the mayhem devil include, "sacrifices a permanent" such helpful wording
Arakasi01: Attractions
RandomTrivia: Is this an Academy Manufactor deck? I really want it to be an Academy Manufactor deck
sheer_falacy: I wonder why they haven't made enchantment tokens along similar lines
WhiteWizard42: !niko aris
WhiteWizard42: !card niko aris
LRRbot: Niko Aris [XWUU] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Niko [3] | When Niko Aris enters the battlefield, create X Shard tokens. / [+1]: Up to one target creature you control can't be blocked this turn. Whenever that creature deals damage this turn, return it to its owner's hand. / [βˆ’1]: Niko Aris deals 2 damage to target tapped creature for each card you've drawn this turn. / [βˆ’1]: Create a Shard token.
LRRbot: Jetmir's Garden | Land β€” Mountain Forest Plains | Jetmir's Garden enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {3}
LRRbot: Mox Ruby [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {R}.
flatluigi: the shrine commander also makes shrine tokens
princess_intell: @sheer_falacy i'm assuming some kind of rules thing, but i super don't know
LRRbot: Ichor Wellspring [2] | Artifact | When Ichor Wellspring enters the battlefield or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
LRRbot: Voice of Resurgence [GW] | Creature β€” Elemental [2/2] | Whenever an opponent casts a spell during your turn or when Voice of Resurgence dies, create a green and white Elemental creature token with "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures you control."
LRRbot: Chromatic Sphere [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Chromatic Sphere: Add one mana of any color. Draw a card.
LRRbot: Trinket Mage [2U] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [2/2] | When Trinket Mage enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an artifact card with mana value 1 or less, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Experimental Synthesizer [R] | Artifact | When Experimental Synthesizer enters or leaves the battlefield, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. / {2}{R}, Sacrifice Experimental Synthesizer: Create a 2/2 white Samurai creature token with vigilance. Activate only as a sorcery.
flatluigi: love an emry
princess_intell: there are brownies in the kitchen, should i eat one?
Sorator13: oh hey, I have that chromatic sphere
Sorator13: like five copies of it
Squiidd_pope: did someone say C H A O S?
flatluigi: i keep trying to make emry historic brawl happen
DekiSystem: @princess_intell yes
tehfewl: that chaos defiler is in the Graveyard again!
Sorator13: @princess_intell only if you bring me one
LithelyUnshod: !card emry
LRRbot: Emry, Lurker of the Loch [2U] | Legendary Creature β€” Merfolk Wizard [1/2] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control. / When Emry, Lurker of the Loch enters the battlefield, mill four cards. / {T}: Choose target artifact card in your graveyard. You may cast that card this turn.
LRRbot: Farseek [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
sheer_falacy: I think generally you're not supposed to acknowledge Brownies like all fair folk
princess_intell: @sheer_falacy aren't brownies supposed to be helpful?
renaissanceadult: you can hatch a samurai
flatluigi: the trick with emry as commander is that paradox engine is historic brawl legal
Sorator13: the samuregg!
RandomTrivia: It's Eggs-perimental technology lrrBEEJ
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
TheAnchor4237: That is such a pretty duress
sheer_falacy: Brownies can be helpful but I don't think they like being seen. Or eaten.
WhiteWizard42: didn't want to hide things with brainstorm?
LoadingReadyRun: Putting the Surprise in Kinder Surprise. Surprise! it's a samurai!
RandomTrivia: :D
LRRbot: Raugrin Triome | Land β€” Island Mountain Plains | Raugrin Triome enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {3}
flatluigi: maybe serge will get to go off this game
sheer_falacy: Eggs, it's what they do
Squiidd_pope: shiny elemental token PogChamp
Izandai: @princess_intell Given that I also always want brownies, I will be mildly offended if you don't eat at least one.
Wonderdoc: Is today a more experimental highlander day?
LRRbot: Ramunap Excavator [2G] | Creature β€” Naga Cleric [2/3] | You may play lands from your graveyard.
jacqui_lantern234: @LoadingReadyRun surprise! youre loved beyond measure!!!!! <3
princess_intell: eating one now
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Squiidd_pope: that crucible's grown legs!
goombalax: turns your fetchlands into a clock!
RandomTrivia: Good ol' Magus of the Crucible
Robot_Bones: Crucible had a child bambalamb, dang thing grown wild
YeetTheRich_: ohhhh
LRRbot: Opposition Agent [2B] | Creature β€” Human Rogue [3/2] | Flash / You control your opponents while they're searching their libraries. / While an opponent is searching their library, they exile each card they find. You may play those cards for as long as they remain exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast them.
RandomTrivia: OOOOOF
micalovits: F
Squiidd_pope: OH NOOOOOO
YeetTheRich_: lrrSIG it's the ranch policew lrrSIG
F1SHOR: wow thats Crim-inal
princess_intell: touch meeeee it's so easy to leave meeeee all alone with my Emmmmryyyyy and my ichor wellspring
kuli34: you can look at serge's hand
RandomTrivia: How did they ever think that card was ok...
WhiteWizard42: Oppo agent lets you make them cast Panglacial Wurm
matthaus_c: oppo agent is basically ashnod's coupon
sheer_falacy: but he doesn't need to play it next turn, he can play it any turn as long as it's exiled
YeetTheRich_: laws of space-time still apply
nic_nax96: Serge can also fail to find
princess_intell: @YeetTheRich_ says you
Simonark: Foil, full art German Opposition Agent to the tune of Purple People Eater
WhiteWizard42: @nic_nax96 but since Wheeler controls him, he won't.
croisvoix1: @nic_nax96 serge can't make that choice, wheeler controls the search
WhiteWizard42: if it says "may search" Serge could choose not to search in the first place.
LRRbot: Waterlogged Grove | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {G} or {U}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Waterlogged Grove: Draw a card.
Arakasi01: Surprised this deck has cards like Oppo agent and Ledger Shredder. Would've thought it'd be more all-in on the artifact plan.
Izandai: Wait Oppo doesn't only do its thing the turn it comes in? It just does that forever after?
sheer_falacy: yes
Izandai: That is disgusting.
Muddy_Thunder: So I know it doesn't work like that, but what in the rules prevents a player from failing to find before they search their library in response to opposition agent?
Rootpotato: @Izandai yes
micalovits: Correct, it is disgusting
flatluigi: thighmaster
smthng_dffrnt: dies to shock iirc
LRRbot: Sai, Master Thopterist [2U] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Artificer [1/4] | Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. / {1}{U}, Sacrifice two artifacts: Draw a card.
LithelyUnshod: !card sai, master
LRRbot: Sai, Master Thopterist [2U] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Artificer [1/4] | Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. / {1}{U}, Sacrifice two artifacts: Draw a card.
Arakasi01: @Muddy_Thunder You can't fail to find until you've searched
Laurence72 sighs
sheer_falacy: sighmaster thopter wrist
Simonark: Sigh.
Izandai: @Muddy_Thunder Because you have to begin searching before you can fail to find, and by then it's too late, you're already being controlled.
WhiteWizard42: @Muddy_Thunder "fail to find" is something you do *while* searching, you can't do it to keep from searching in the first place.
korvys: Thigh Master, Sopterist
LRRbot: Unholy Heat [R] | Instant | Unholy Heat deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. / Delirium β€” Unholy Heat deals 6 damage instead if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
Muddy_Thunder: Ah, yeah that makes sense. Thanks everyone!
LRRbot: Urza's Bauble [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Urza's Bauble: Look at a card at random in target player's hand. You draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
princess_intell: @Laurence72 how'd you get the italics?
LRRbot: Eiganjo, Seat of the Empire | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / Channel β€” {2}{W}, Discard Eiganjo, Seat of the Empire: It deals 4 damage to target attacking or blocking creature. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
WhiteWizard42: @princess_intell "/me (text)"
princess_intell: ahhhh
WhiteWizard42 demonstrates
princess_intell: thanks!
Mr_Horrible: oh, does that not use the username color anymore?
Laurence72: you type /me ... what the faster typer said =P
Izandai: Green doesn't get to just kill creatures, Serge.
LRRbot: Mu Yanling, Sky Dancer [1UU] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Yanling [2] | [+2]: Until your next turn, up to one target creature gets βˆ’2/βˆ’0 and loses flying. / [βˆ’3]: Create a 4/4 blue Elemental Bird creature token with flying. / [βˆ’8]: You get an emblem with "Islands you control have '{T}: Draw a card.'"
midnightcurryjazz: its green serge
Arakasi01: Mu is underrated
princess_intell: @Izandai except always :p
Izandai: Commander doesn't count.
fluffasaurus1324: !decklist
princess_intell: questing beast would like to chat
sheer_falacy: Green loves killing creates with flying, or creatures that are smaller than your creatures, or artifact creatures, or...
LRRbot: Mox Jet [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {B}.
Izandai: And is Opposition Agent any of those things?
Mr_Horrible: @princess_intell I'm sure Questing Beast would like a lot of things but that doesn't mean we must humor it :p
princess_intell: green just likes to go *stomp stomp stomp stomp*
flatluigi: lmao
smauxkin: holy shit wishclaw and oppo
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LRRbot: Wishclaw Talisman [1B] | Artifact | Wishclaw Talisman enters the battlefield with three wish counters on it. / {1}, {T}, Remove a wish counter from Wishclaw Talisman: Search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle. An opponent gains control of Wishclaw Talisman. Activate only during your turn.
LRRbot: Ichor Wellspring [2] | Artifact | When Ichor Wellspring enters the battlefield or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
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micalovits: That is so sick
smauxkin: disgusting
Mr_Horrible: love a janky build-your-own-tutor
sheer_falacy: didn't trust in the opposition agent staying around
princess_intell: i feel like i'm watching a rube goldeberg go off
Mr_Horrible: great stuff
sheer_falacy: wishclaw with opposition agent in hand would be such a big brain play
midnightcurryjazz: !deck
Muddy_Thunder: Is wishclaw pointed, and Wheeler, are you playing wishclaw instead of demonic tutor?
flatluigi: wishclaw is one point i think was said
Izandai: ^
princess_intell: but then again, i think a lot og wheeler's decks are card-based rub goldberg machines
Izandai: That's just artifact decks in this format.
princess_intell: fait
princess_intell: *fair
Izandai: PrideLaugh
flatluigi: writes *trending on artstation* on the infinitoken
Arakasi01: I guess wishclaw is wheeler's 10th point and not transmute or w.e
theevermist: *turns to dust*
matthaus_c: sometimes it does hurt to breathe bobsHands
Laurence72: we need a scale bird for the large bird
superdude097: Needs some birds for scale
sheer_falacy: Mu loves her Rocs
LRRbot: Tezzeret, Agent of Bolas [2UB] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Tezzeret [3] | [+1]: Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. / [βˆ’1]: Target artifact becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness 5/5. / [βˆ’4]: Target player loses X life and you gain X life, where X is twice the number of artifacts you control.
princess_intell: it's like the dci card maro drew for that unset
LRRbot: Silverbluff Bridge | Artifact Land | Silverbluff Bridge enters the battlefield tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
LRRbot: Nihil Spellbomb [1] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Nihil Spellbomb: Exile target player's graveyard. / When Nihil Spellbomb is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {B}. If you do, draw a card.
BrowneePoints: He's starting a revolt against Elesh with Urabrask
princess_intell: was tezzeret compleated finally?
matthaus_c: tezzy is working with and against the phyrexians
call_me_Aras: When are they going to ban all artifacts. They are a broken type.
Squiidd_pope: Tezzeret is in league with the Phyrexians now... which is pretty scary thinking
Izandai: @princess_intell No.
matthaus_c: @princess_intell nah they haven't figured out to get past his vaccine yet
philippekav: he's with the phyraxian and also not with them
JokerBoney: Tezzeret is double crossing Elesh Norn to get something he wants from her
minksterella_: thats a lot of artifacts on wheelers side
Juliamon: He found a different Big Bad to be manipulated by
Squiidd_pope: He's playing both sides so he comes out on top
minksterella_: serge needs more goblins
JDMan94: he's helping out Urabrask, yeah
BrowneePoints: He literally introduced Vivien and Elspeth to Urabrask to say "hey this guy is gonna start a phyrexian civil war to weaken Elesh's hold"
JDMan94: which means he's against Eleah Norn
princess_intell: @matthaus_c see, with magic lore being what it is, i can't figure out if that's a joke or not
EarlyAccessLover: do +5
Arakasi01: Gotta start saying Nihil Spellbomb like Mohg from Elden Ring
matthaus_c: @princess_intell it sure ain't. he was vaccinated last time on Mirrodin
PELAlchimiste: tez is with Urabrask, the renegade preator
BrowneePoints: Yea Elesh has something on him and he doesn't like being his errand boy so he's siding with Elspeth and Ura against Elesh
LRRbot: Yorion, Sky Nomad [3{W/U}{W/U}] | Legendary Creature β€” Bird Serpent [4/5] | Companion β€” Your starting deck contains at least twenty cards more than the minimum deck size. / Flying / When Yorion enters the battlefield, exile any number of other nonland permanents you own and control. Return those cards to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step.
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LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Tezzeret!? Being untrustworthy?! *shocked face*
princess_intell: @matthaus_c man, magic lore is something else isn't it
BrowneePoints: her errand boy*
LRRbot: Inquisition of Kozilek [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it with mana value 3 or less. That player discards that card.
LRRbot: Three Visits [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Retrofitter Foundry [1] | Artifact | {3}: Untap Retrofitter Foundry. / {2}, {T}: Create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice a Servo: Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. / {T}, Sacrifice a Thopter: Create a 4/4 colorless Construct artifact creature token.
LRRbot: Soul-Guide Lantern [1] | Artifact | When Soul-Guide Lantern enters the battlefield, exile target card from a graveyard. / {T}, Sacrifice Soul-Guide Lantern: Exile each opponent's graveyard. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Soul-Guide Lantern: Draw a card.
princess_intell: guys, i think magic lore might be kind of weird and convoluted
TherapyforNarwhals: wheeler is how we say, popping off
philippekav: he's probably just using Urabrask, what his endgame is is hard to say
Squiidd_pope: oh jeez, all those thopters just waiting to be retrofited
matthaus_c: @princess_intell I think you're onto something delthe3CONCERNED
flatluigi: 24 damage to face
RandomTrivia: What a cool and ridiculous deck
Arakasi01: The true artifact hoof right there
BrowneePoints: Is that Aristocrafts?
matthaus_c: ante!
Arakasi01: Artifact gary
AllTheWeasels: LUL
call_me_Aras: What miserable deck to play against.
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
Izandai: Wheeler, ante has been banned for years.
philippekav: ante ... cool
JokerBoney: jeweled bird mvp in the welder deck
WiJohn: Ante! Ante! Ante!
flatluigi: i mean, serge was having a blast
Orxolon: xD
AllTheWeasels: With all the bits in the intro, they didn't establish stakes. Shoulda clarified on that one, Serge! lrrSHINE
princess_intell: i miss road quest
Orxolon: @Izandai woooowww,you unlocked a memory
Juliamon: break time for the streamer means fudge time for me!
Fluffy776: And now I wanna watch Road Quest again katesParty katesLove
princess_intell: @Juliamon jealous
Juliamon: hey, you have brownies
matthaus_c: cycle your legs, stretch your fluids, get your fudge!
NextLevelTabletop: BibleThump this music
BrowneePoints: I made Brownies tonight
ShaneLeeAtk: Now I want fudge...
call_me_Aras: Man, artifacts bring out the worst in me. They never seem fair to play against and it always seems to be like playing against someone playing sollitaire.
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: I have blondies
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: with craisins in them
ManfredManhunter: this song is crunchy. love it
DigitalSeahorse: katesBlubbers katesHug my poor brain needs hugs
princess_intell: every time the worfs "desert bus" are uttered, someone somewhere starts a rewatch
ShaneLeeAtk: It fudgy brownies
princess_intell: @DigitalSeahorse *hugs*
DigitalSeahorse: princess_intell digita435LOVE ssandHUG
DigitalSeahorse: thanks
princess_intell: lrrHEART
princess_intell: it'll be cool to see nelly and alex face off
minksterella_: who here in chat can I trust
princess_intell: @minksterella_ with....
minksterella_: I need to hop off
minksterella_: and I need someone to continue the goblin count
colin_the_fool: the bit is back!
JDMan94: Nelly and Alex, wooo!
princess_intell: @minksterella_ i vow to continue the legacy
philippekav: juice ?
YeetTheRich_: aw man i was hoping for some good orange
Nyxjbm: Thank you for keeping tradition alive through the stream <3
Squiidd_pope: THE BIT
princess_intell: o7
sheer_falacy: very fair cards
solemn_storm: black grindy aggro pseudomirror lets go
JonnyGlitched: Same Angel of Can't Draw Horses fame?
minksterella_: @princess_intell changelings don't count, planeswalkers don't count. goblin tokens do count
minksterella_: godspeed
JDMan94: yo we MOLDY
LRRbot: Mox Jet [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {B}.
niccus: ceiling egg is multiplying
sheer_falacy: !card shadow alley denizen
LRRbot: Shadow Alley Denizen [B] | Creature β€” Vampire Rogue [1/1] | Whenever another black creature enters the battlefield under your control, target creature gains intimidate until end of turn.
princess_intell: o7
LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Polluted Delta: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
DigitalSeahorse: egg on the ceiling?
Tingeltangelibach: !decks
DigitalSeahorse: oh more than one egg?
LRRbot: Legion Lieutenant [WB] | Creature β€” Vampire Knight [2/2] | Other Vampires you control get +1/+1.
princess_intell: hot damn, nelly's got the juice
DigitalSeahorse: !alex
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thraximore: never realized Denizen was a Vampire :O
JokerBoney: @princess_intell no no alex has the juice - its a green black card
LRRbot: Bayou | Land β€” Swamp Forest |
LRRbot: Gifted Aetherborn [BB] | Creature β€” Aetherborn Vampire [2/3] | Deathtouch, lifelink
sheer_falacy: oh no my Terror
princess_intell: oooo black mold, never seen it piloted before
RandomTrivia: Oooooh, pretty
LRRbot: Liliana, the Last Hope [1BB] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Liliana [3] | [+1]: Up to one target creature gets βˆ’2/βˆ’1 until your next turn. / [βˆ’2]: Mill two cards, then you may return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / [βˆ’7]: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your end step, create X 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens, where X is two plus the number of Zombies you control."
JonnyGlitched: +1 for a -2/-1 seems amazing
LRRbot: Grafted Wargear [3] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+2. / Whenever Grafted Wargear becomes unattached from a permanent, sacrifice that permanent. / Equip {0}
YeetTheRich_: clap clap clapclapclap
sheer_falacy: planeswalkers do like to protect themselves
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princess_intell: wish it was on arena
RandomTrivia: You love it, you can't live without it (literally)
LRRbot: Welcoming Vampire [2W] | Creature β€” Vampire [2/3] | Flying / Whenever one or more other creatures with power 2 or less enter the battlefield under your control, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
philippekav: welcoming wampire
DigitalSeahorse: love
JonnyGlitched: I feel like Decard would be offended being called a vampire, he's just really really old
JokerBoney: welcoming vampire and lords the best combo*
LRRbot: Bone Picker [3B] | Creature β€” Bird [3/2] | This spell costs {3} less to cast if a creature died this turn. / Flying, deathtouch
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature β€” Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
JonnyGlitched: Fun Fact: Deckard from Bee and Puppycat is named after Deckard Cain, all his siblings are named after wizards
definenull: collect $200
LRRbot: Stoneforge Mystic [1W] | Creature β€” Kor Artificer [1/2] | When Stoneforge Mystic enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}{W}, {T}: You may put an Equipment card from your hand onto the battlefield.
JonnyGlitched: Doubleplus Masters
sheer_falacy: just wait til they release Master Masters
JonnyGlitched: hue hue hue
DigitalSeahorse: huehue
JonnyGlitched: booster booster
RandomTrivia: It's just boosters all the way down
couchboyj: Horizons Masters
h3rsh3yb4r: Dan Dos Santos has an artist character named after them in the Stormlight Archive
JonnyGlitched: recursive boosters
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I keep hearing Welcoming Vampire as Welken Vampire
YeetTheRich_: welk in vampire
JonnyGlitched: Welcome, Vampire
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Mr_Horrible: "Well, kin vampire", as like, a directive
definenull: draft the regions first
thraximore: everyone piles into the time machine and goes to Seattle in order to play the original pre-alpha playtest cards
SoldieroFortune: Road Quest II Confirmed!
DoodlestheGreat: @LoadingReadyRun Walken Vampire?
JonnyGlitched: casual jitte
LRRbot: Umezawa's Jitte [2] | Legendary Artifact β€” Equipment | Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put two charge counters on Umezawa's Jitte. / Remove a charge counter from Umezawa's Jitte: Choose one β€” / β€’ Equipped creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / β€’ Target creature gets βˆ’1/βˆ’1 until end of turn. / β€’ You gain 2 life. / Equip {2}
Meemitone: you gotta draft the members of R&D
niccus: chaos draft, use multiple TCGs, all cards are face down
LRRbot: Green Sun's Zenith [XG] | Sorcery | Search your library for a green creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Shuffle Green Sun's Zenith into its owner's library.
LRRbot: Reclamation Sage [2G] | Creature β€” Elf Shaman [2/1] | When Reclamation Sage enters the battlefield, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.
sheer_falacy: the Yeti with lifesteal
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DigitalSeahorse: ssandDERP ssandWINK
IkariFate: the vampires are getting moldy someone help
CptMonolog: Paul could you please tell Alex that they look great today? ^^
LRRbot: Bloodline Keeper [2BB] (back: Lord of Lineage) | Creature β€” Vampire [3/3] | Flying / {T}: Create a 2/2 black Vampire creature token with flying. / {B}: Transform Bloodline Keeper. Activate only if you control five or more Vampires.
RandomTrivia: Oooooh
Izandai: That's a classic that is.
Dmc3628: blast from the past
definenull: huh.
sheer_falacy: !card lord of lineage
LRRbot: Lord of Lineage (front: Bloodline Keeper) | Creature β€” Vampire [5/5] | Flying / Other Vampire creatures you control get +2/+2. / {T}: Create a 2/2 black Vampire creature token with flying.
niccus: remember, you can't just "suck blood around the mold"
LRRbot: Lord of Lineage (front: Bloodline Keeper) | Creature β€” Vampire [5/5] | Flying / Other Vampire creatures you control get +2/+2. / {T}: Create a 2/2 black Vampire creature token with flying.
mamaangel423: What Liliana is that?
LithelyUnshod: Not a dumpster anymore. They're money
Izandai: Last Hope
RandomTrivia: @mamaangel423 The Last Hope
LRRbot: Strangleroot Geist [GG] | Creature β€” Spirit [2/1] | Haste / Undying
LRRbot: Tarmogoyf [1G] | Creature β€” Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Tarmogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
thraximore: does Alex have any cards in his GY?
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAH
flatluigi: i think alex's yard is off camera
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: I love two aggro decks slamming into each other. It gets interesting in how they attration each other down.
sheer_falacy: Liliana gained like 12 life there
LRRbot: Vampire Nocturnus [1BBB] | Creature β€” Vampire [3/3] | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / As long as the top card of your library is black, Vampire Nocturnus and other Vampire creatures you control get +2/+1 and have flying.
RandomTrivia: Oh that beeg
JonnyGlitched: Cool art on Nocturnus
RandomTrivia: Strip Mine confirmed *not* potato salad
Izandai: Suddenly Nelson's board is absolutely enormous.
JokerBoney: don't forget to either take 1 for the caves of koilos or switch the lands tapped -
sheer_falacy: luckily you were at 26
Mr_Horrible: it was right before Zendikar iirc
LRRbot: Mournwillow [1BG] | Creature β€” Plant Skeleton [3/2] | Haste / Delirium β€” When Mournwillow enters the battlefield, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, creatures with power 2 or less can't block this turn.
Mr_Horrible: lotta Nighthawks with that fella
flatluigi: mournwillow has escaped offscreen
Mr_Horrible: mournwheredhego?
LRRbot: Strip Mine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
Mr_Horrible: mournwillow honestly such a cool little design in GB
LRRbot: Blade of the Oni [1B] | Artifact Creature β€” Equipment Demon [3/1] | Menace / Equipped creature has base power and toughness 5/5, has menace, and is a black Demon in addition to its other colors and types. / Reconfigure {2}{B}{B}
Mr_Horrible: also adding to the critical supply of Plant Skeletons
sheer_falacy: I love the type lines on Reconfigure creatures
sheer_falacy: Equipment Demon should be a card
JonnyGlitched: 26 to zero is tricky to map out
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
CompletelyUnsure: !decklists
Diabore: what round is this? i have a strange feeling these 2 decks are incapable of having a hour 30 game 1
PsiMaster54: round 2
sheer_falacy: Previously we had Serge vs Wheeler
Diabore: ty, overlay wasnt updated
micalovits: They are aproching 30 min game 1 though
RandomTrivia: ^
LRRbot: Vampire Nocturnus [1BBB] | Creature β€” Vampire [3/3] | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / As long as the top card of your library is black, Vampire Nocturnus and other Vampire creatures you control get +2/+1 and have flying.
LRRbot: Undiscovered Paradise | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any color. During your next untap step, as you untap your permanents, return Undiscovered Paradise to its owner's hand.
sheer_falacy: who would like to wear the wargear now, it has vampire splattered all over the inside and the outside
LRRbot: Kitesail Freebooter [1B] | Creature β€” Human Pirate [1/2] | Flying / When Kitesail Freebooter enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. Exile that card until Kitesail Freebooter leaves the battlefield.
LRRbot: Gutterbones [B] | Creature β€” Skeleton Warrior [2/1] | Gutterbones enters the battlefield tapped. / {1}{B}: Return Gutterbones from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only during your turn and only if an opponent lost life this turn.
sheer_falacy: "I take 17" is very commander
flatluigi: sounds like big money
RandomTrivia: Was it, in fact, big money?
flatluigi: or at least funny money
JokerBoney: @RandomTrivia was in fact - hilarious
BootyShorts: is it...malicious affliction?
JokerBoney: Very Good in this match up
JokerBoney: but does have a target on board
virgil82: Xur Voice: Big. Money. Big. Prizes.
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Rourke9: @virgil82 I've been playing too much dares...
Rourke9: immediate xur voice in my head all evening, thank you <3
LRRbot: Malicious Affliction [BB] | Instant | Morbid β€” When you cast this spell, if a creature died this turn, you may copy Malicious Affliction and may choose a new target for the copy. / Destroy target nonblack creature.
sheer_falacy: stacking lords pretty spooky
CrasherDasher: Oh dang I was zoned out for a while but I love the RK Post tokens
ManfredManhunter: grindy aggro wooooo
virgil82: @Rourke9 I can't help but hear "Big Money" in Xur's voice now.
Rourke9: same same
JokerBoney: technically the welcoming vampire Was a target
JokerBoney: but it didnt matter
DigitalSeahorse: ssandRAINBOW
RandomTrivia: Vampires, Merfolk-style
Shadowner: this should be good
sheer_falacy: this sounds like it will be interesting
Simriel: So darktide is super fun
LRRbot: Mox Emerald [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Mox Pearl [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {W}.
LRRbot: Guul Draz Vampire [B] | Creature β€” Vampire Rogue [1/1] | As long as an opponent has 10 or less life, Guul Draz Vampire gets +2/+1 and has intimidate.
LRRbot: Sorin, Imperious Bloodlord [2B] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Sorin [4] | [+1]: Target creature you control gains deathtouch and lifelink until end of turn. If it's a Vampire, put a +1/+1 counter on it. / [+1]: You may sacrifice a Vampire. When you do, Sorin, Imperious Bloodlord deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life. / [βˆ’3]: You may put a Vampire creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.
LRRbot: Abrupt Decay [BG] | Instant | This spell can't be countered. / Destroy target nonland permanent with mana value 3 or less.
Simriel: CanLander has such a cool set of playable cards.
LRRbot: Spawn of Mayhem [2BB] | Creature β€” Demon [4/4] | Spectacle {1}{B}{B} / Flying, trample / At the beginning of your upkeep, Spawn of Mayhem deals 1 damage to each player. Then if you have 10 or less life, put a +1/+1 counter on Spawn of Mayhem.
Simriel: example, spawn of mayhem xD
robaphone251: 4/4 flample *clap clap clapclapclap*
YeetTheRich_: hm ... soup
DigitalSeahorse: go out for a shirt and end up at soup
MegaDosX: What do you mean you're /at/ soup/?!?
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sheer_falacy: !card dauthi void
LRRbot: Dauthi Voidwalker [BB] | Creature β€” Dauthi Rogue [3/2] | Shadow / If a card would be put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, instead exile it with a void counter on it. / {T}, Sacrifice Dauthi Voidwalker: Choose an exiled card an opponent owns with a void counter on it. You may play it this turn without paying its mana cost.
Simriel: Why are you trying to play Magic at the Soup Store!
LRRbot: Questing Beast [2GG] | Legendary Creature β€” Beast [4/4] | Vigilance, deathtouch, haste / Questing Beast can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. / Combat damage that would be dealt by creatures you control can't be prevented. / Whenever Questing Beast deals combat damage to an opponent, it deals that much damage to target planeswalker that player controls.
sheer_falacy: spawn requires Alex be the one under 10
RandomTrivia: Questy!
crowleyskitten: i had some jackfruit wild rice soup today that was very tasty
flatluigi: vigilance beast
robaphone251: vigilant
MegaDosX: Among that wall of text is also Vigilance, notably
smauxkin: secret vigilanc3e
PELAlchimiste: vigilance
JokerBoney: its when Alex is at 10
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RandomTrivia: It's the first word in the box, as it happens
MegaDosX: I think we can forgive Alex for forgetting that, nobody really knows all of Questing Beast's abilities
LRRbot: Hymn to Tourach [BB] | Sorcery | Target player discards two cards at random.
hidingbox: Questing beast's power relates to its hidden keywords
MrTheWalrus: The beast that just keeps having more rules text
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RandomTrivia: By the time you've finished reading it, you've forgotten the first half
JokerBoney: both of those are exiled from Dauthi
MegaDosX: Dauthi Voidwalker is a good card, turns out
flatluigi: !card dauthi voidwalker
LRRbot: Dauthi Voidwalker [BB] | Creature β€” Dauthi Rogue [3/2] | Shadow / If a card would be put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, instead exile it with a void counter on it. / {T}, Sacrifice Dauthi Voidwalker: Choose an exiled card an opponent owns with a void counter on it. You may play it this turn without paying its mana cost.
LRRbot: Dauthi Voidwalker [BB] | Creature β€” Dauthi Rogue [3/2] | Shadow / If a card would be put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, instead exile it with a void counter on it. / {T}, Sacrifice Dauthi Voidwalker: Choose an exiled card an opponent owns with a void counter on it. You may play it this turn without paying its mana cost.
sheer_falacy: funny how Questing Beast is almost Stone Rain here
LRRbot: Yahenni, Undying Partisan [2B] | Legendary Creature β€” Aetherborn Vampire [2/2] | Haste / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Yahenni, Undying Partisan. / Sacrifice another creature: Yahenni gains indestructible until end of turn.
flatluigi: yahenni nonbos with dauthi right
MegaDosX: Also Nelson's thingo is also bigger because Alex is below 10
Diabore: correct
LRRbot: Bloodghast [BB] | Creature β€” Vampire Spirit [2/1] | Bloodghast can't block. / Bloodghast has haste as long as an opponent has 10 or less life. / Landfall β€” Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may return Bloodghast from your graveyard to the battlefield.
AllTheWeasels: vroom vroom
robaphone251: some cards are just powerful enough to not worry about nonbo
benjamin_wheeler: Hey Nelson just a heads up Questing Beast is legendary
Diabore: poweful non frtiends
RandomTrivia: Ben pls
YeetTheRich_: leave the graveyard alone!
micalovits: Notebly, voidwalker doesn't exile tokens. Not that its gonna be super relevant in this matchup
JokerBoney: @benjamin_wheeler nelson just didnt have time to read the novel - thought it had hexproof
MegaDosX: They take different cars to get to the game
DigitalSeahorse: ssandCATWICH ssandNOM
JokerBoney: was questing for the tournament style game 3
benjamin_wheeler: @yeettherich_ got the hamburger package btw thank you for wheelerOok wheelerOok
smauxkin: hands
Commodore_Perry_GG: tv show yes, movie no
frank_the_great: I have not
bishop_ftw: hands
sheer_falacy: never even heard of it
TheSquash_: I have
TetraRay: i refuse to answer
lirazel64: nope
MegaDosX: Have not seen it
Kadenus: questing beast has "ward- read this card's text"
KenGoesTwitch: Movie or tv show?
spurius: I even wateched the reboot
cmdrzellgaudis: I have
AdamYMHMI: βœ‹
DigitalSeahorse: I don't remember
Cptasparagus: the fairly oddparents, right?
TheThirdTail: Not in any unironic way, but yeah
YeetTheRich_: @benjamin_wheeler no problem, have fun wheelerOok wheelerOok
avi_miller: Speaking of Thingu is very good
Diabore: excuse me, we ook ook in this channel
niccus: what do you *mean* hamburger package
renaissanceadult: noot noots ominously
LRRbot: Mox Jet [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {B}.
JokerBoney: the scroobler
JokerBoney: and
LRRbot: Metallic Mimic [2] | Artifact Creature β€” Shapeshifter [2/1] | As Metallic Mimic enters the battlefield, choose a creature type. / Metallic Mimic is the chosen type in addition to its other types. / Each other creature you control of the chosen type enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
yuan42: i would like to think that pingu is his own lawyer, and just aggressively noots in court until he wins
sheer_falacy: Hey look a nonblack creature
JokerBoney: but nelly is that scrubland or savannah /lh
RandomTrivia: :D
LRRbot: Grief [2BB] | Creature β€” Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Menace / When Grief enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. / Evokeβ€”Exile a black card from your hand.
LRRbot: Knight of the Ebon Legion [B] | Creature β€” Vampire Knight [1/2] | {2}{B}: Knight of the Ebon Legion gets +3/+3 and gains deathtouch until end of turn. / At the beginning of your end step, if a player lost 4 or more life this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Knight of the Ebon Legion.
LRRbot: Changeling Outcast [B] | Creature β€” Shapeshifter [1/1] | Changeling / Changeling Outcast can't block and can't be blocked.
LRRbot: Drill Bit [2B] | Sorcery | Spectacle {B} / Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
LRRbot: Gravecrawler [B] | Creature β€” Zombie [2/1] | Gravecrawler can't block. / You may cast Gravecrawler from your graveyard as long as you control a Zombie.
Mr_Horrible: Drill Bit, not to be confused with a "dril bit" like "If the zoo bans me for hollering at the animals I will face God and walk backwards into hell"
robaphone251: both nighthawks... that's awk
Diabore: one of these is better than the rest
thraximore: nighthawk or better nighthawk?
LRRbot: Nighthawk Scavenger [1BB] | Creature β€” Vampire Rogue [1+*/3] | Flying, deathtouch, lifelink / Nighthawk Scavenger's power is equal to 1 plus the number of card types among cards in your opponents' graveyards.
Diabore: cant block friends
Dmc3628: welcome to the can't block bus
robaphone251: also gets a counter
JokerBoney: love to see it
robaphone251: he remembered
flatluigi: it's 4
Diabore: isnt it a 4?
sheer_falacy: but it's 4
AmazingChest: it's 4
RandomTrivia: It's 4 power, 1+types :D
Diabore: 5 now
JokerBoney: currently its a 5/4
kuli34: it's huge
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
LRRbot: Reclamation Sage [2G] | Creature β€” Elf Shaman [2/1] | When Reclamation Sage enters the battlefield, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Mr_Horrible: hate when a creature makes me solve for X
theamc2000: Its power is four
robaphone251: 6/4 now?
MegaDosX: Oh it is 1 plus types
cmdrzellgaudis: It’s power is 4 right
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theamc2000: 5
JokerBoney: its a 5/4
Diabore: plus 1
MegaDosX: 5 with the +1/+1 counter
JokerBoney: 7 damage
flatluigi: it's 1 + types, plus it has a 1 1 counter
JokerBoney: 1+*
robaphone251: oh only opp, don't listen to me
LRRbot: Drana, Liberator of Malakir [1BB] | Legendary Creature β€” Vampire Ally [2/3] | Flying, first strike / Whenever Drana, Liberator of Malakir deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on each attacking creature you control.
KypFox: I left for 5 minutes and a bussing Moxen appeared??
cmdrzellgaudis: 5 dmg
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BootyShorts: GSX in the Graveyard?
BootyShorts: gsz*
JokerBoney: @BootyShorts got hand attacked
Dmc3628: got drill bitten
DrSoupPHD: Did Rec Sage not blow up an aritifact/enchant?
JokerBoney: @DrSoupPHD it did
Dmc3628: mimic was a legal target
RandomTrivia: @DrSoupPHD It got the Mimic
MegaDosX: It did, Metallic Mimic
JokerBoney: metallic mimic
LRRbot: Vampire Nighthawk [1BB] | Creature β€” Vampire Shaman [2/3] | Flying, deathtouch, lifelink
DrSoupPHD: Ah, didn't see that, thanks!
cmdrzellgaudis: Can they reread nighthawk scavenger
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LRRbot: Hive of the Eye Tyrant | Land | If you control two or more other lands, Hive of the Eye Tyrant enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. / {3}{B}: Until end of turn, Hive of the Eye Tyrant becomes a 3/3 black Beholder creature with menace and "Whenever this creature attacks, exile target card from defending player's graveyard." It's still a land.
sheer_falacy: they are missing the 1 +
LithelyUnshod: 5/3
JokerBoney: 5/3 and 5/4
flatluigi: it's 1+types
MegaDosX: There we go
RandomTrivia: The aggro mirror devolving into a boardstall where the unblockable 2/2 is the only piece that matters :D
sheer_falacy: more busted than expected
flatluigi: so alex is at 1
JokerBoney: @flatluigi would be 2
LRRbot: Strangleroot Geist [GG] | Creature β€” Spirit [2/1] | Haste / Undying
matthaus_c: @RandomTrivia it's days like this that make me feel bad about cutting Dauthi Horror from mono black
MegaDosX: You did also miss a point of damage earlier
MegaDosX: As a result
Diabore: alex would be at 2 but thats turns ago now and very relevant if hes at 2 now
JokerBoney: only took 1 less then expected that one swing
YeetTheRich_: the beep beep comes for us all
avi_miller: Gotta love the complex board states of the aggro mirror
Squiidd_pope: oooohhhhh dracula basics
LRRbot: Scrapheap Scrounger [2] | Artifact Creature β€” Construct [3/2] | Scrapheap Scrounger can't block. / {1}{B}, Exile another creature card from your graveyard: Return Scrapheap Scrounger from your graveyard to the battlefield.
matthaus_c: nelly's manabase is styling
LRRbot: Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet [2BB] | Legendary Creature β€” Vampire Warrior [3/4] | Lifelink / If a nontoken creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile that card and create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. / {2}{B}, Sacrifice another Vampire or Zombie: Put two +1/+1 counters on Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet.
RandomTrivia: OOOF
matthaus_c: cleetus!
MegaDosX: Oh boy
Diabore: KLEETUS
hidingbox: Well
UnusuallyLargeMoth: HEY CLEETUS
DrSpiralHaze: Changeling Outcast is carrying a ladder, so they get in everywhere
benjamin_wheeler: DRANA I LOOOVE YOU
EarlyAccessLover: isnt kalitas a phyrexian
JokerBoney: CLEETUS
UnusuallyLargeMoth: oh hey wheeler
RandomTrivia: PFFFFT
Ammondale: Hahahaahahahahaah
matthaus_c: lmao
RandomTrivia: sergeHubris
Squiidd_pope: Nah, Kalitas is a dude who really loves the eldrazi
MegaDosX: What did he draw?
Diabore: @EarlyAccessLover nah, he was involved with the eldrazi
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX a basic land
RandomTrivia: @MegaDosX A fetch :D
JokerBoney: @benjamin_wheeler DRAWNA, GET THE BAT
MegaDosX: lmao whoops
couchboyj: This here's my coisin, dia-drana.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL SingsNote Most Folk won't eat a Zombie, then again some folk'll, Like Kalitas the Slack Jawed Yokel SingsNote
matthaus_c: we need that in the voice, lrrPAUL
MegaDosX: I want to see that alter now
RandomTrivia: lrrPAUL Amazing lrrSHINE
Diabore: uh oh
MegaDosX: Beep beep has been declared
DrSpiralHaze: Oh no the flunge!
Kadenus: the land has menace right?
Diabore: vrooms
Squiidd_pope: war were declared
MegaDosX: Yeah the land has menace
couchboyj: I was typing the same thing with zombify a skunk, I think Paul's was better :p
Diabore: @Kadenus yes
MegaDosX: And Drana has first strike
JokerBoney: Kleetus we gon flunge now ya hear?
matthaus_c: cleetus into flunge is a classic
MegaDosX: I think Alex might be dead here?
Gooseblast: Math is for.. neither?
Diabore: so nighthawks functionally bounceand alex dies of death
LoadingReadyRun: @MegaDosX a Simpsons Realms Beyond secret Lair is not an impossibility
Diabore: ggs
AllTheWeasels: Math is for judges
Simriel: @loadingreadyrun That would be super sup tbh.
Tripleyew: β€˜Evening LRRfolk and howdy all
Mr_Horrible: turns out, Math is for Nobody
YeetTheRich_: uuh judge we need math here
robaphone251: iirc the term "mana curve" came from an aggro player trying to figure out the optimal mix of non-land land
RandomTrivia: The Zendikar classic!
Simriel: @yeettherich_ Hey, Math isn't for judges. it's for players.
Mr_Horrible: yes, I remember this from the Blade films
hd_dabnado: LiveLeak is gone
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
ManfredManhunter: aaaaaaand we're out
asthanius: @hd_dabnado that’s what liveleak wants you to think
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matthaus_c: cycle your legs, stretch your fluids, ready your belts
Mr_Horrible: Russian Dashcam footage to 2 Canadians just beating the crap out of one another, but very politely
Simriel: Saint be trying to put Math onto us judges.
Simriel: don't
Simriel: I have managed to send three messages and misspell two of them so I am gonna just go to bed...
seemsdeece: !decklists
e_bloc: Cheer1000 weee magic
SnowbirdMike: Hahahahaha... Serge
MegaDosX: That means you're due for a win!
MegaDosX: Nah, option A, all the way
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
Mustang_Redcloak: Why not both?
SnowbirdMike: Its time for the Rise of Serge!!!!!
MegaDosX: There's some elemental-matters cards from M20
avi_miller: Step one: Risen Reef
zarbit: and then the list ends is right
MegaDosX: But not all of them are bangers
avi_miller: Step two: profit
YeetTheRich_: but what are the chances of winning if you add kurt angle to the mix?
MegaDosX: Like, Creeping Trailblazer comes to mind
thraximore: Horde of Notions umbraHmm
theamc2000: You need to fix your angel deck though
Mr_Horrible: all the angel's that's fit to print
YeetTheRich_: lrrCIRCLE
Squiidd_pope: ooooooorb
RandomTrivia: lrrCIRCLE
sheer_falacy: Could sac the triome to assert dominance
theevermist: wait hold on zuran orb isnt an elemental
niccus: winning already
Squiidd_pope: lrrCIRCLE
LRRbot: Guul Draz Vampire [B] | Creature β€” Vampire Rogue [1/1] | As long as an opponent has 10 or less life, Guul Draz Vampire gets +2/+1 and has intimidate.
couchboyj: Yhe orb is ponder resistant
JokerBoney: wait a second Jetmir isn't an elemental
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCIRCLE_SG
LRRbot: Zuran Orb [0] | Artifact | Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life.
FatTown: wheres the winter orb
cmdrzellgaudis: Kaladesh Standard constructedVehicles ran 4 vehicles and they were all Heart of Kiran
Alas_Babylon: What if we had fear, but slightly not fear
LRRbot: Sakura-Tribe Elder [1G] | Creature β€” Snake Shaman [1/1] | Sacrifice Sakura-Tribe Elder: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
JokerBoney: and garden can't even cast ponder
JokerBoney: whats all this
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couchboyj: Jetmir grows elementals in his garden
hd_dabnado: Steve only gets basics
MegaDosX: @hd_dabnado He used the fetchland
hd_dabnado: oh
hd_dabnado: brain
JokerBoney: @hd_dabnado it was the marsh flats
hd_dabnado: thanks
RandomTrivia: UHHHHH
MegaDosX: Steve can indeed only find basics, but he hasn't sacrificed it yet
YeetTheRich_: !chat
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
Paranundrox: a classic story
YeetTheRich_: oh god
zarbit: and they both had matte black sleeves
RandomTrivia: lrrFRUMP
Fruan: This is why I used to use Hot Pink sleeves.
LRRbot: Cordial Vampire [BB] | Creature β€” Vampire [1/1] | Whenever Cordial Vampire or another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on each Vampire you control.
Mr_Horrible: "...you both have joint custody now. Good luck."
SnowbirdMike: Steve still alive but displaying suicidal tendicies.
Arakasi01: NotLikeThis
robaphone251: what is the ruling on that?
MegaDosX: So what do you say as a judge in that case? "Sucks to suck, figure out lmao"?
sheer_falacy: "each", wow
thraximore: "I hope you brought your decklists"
Paranundrox: @robaphone251 good luck!
MegaDosX: figure it out*
Arakasi01: @robaphone251 Pistols at dawn
robaphone251: like both forfeit the round and contemplate life choices?
paulmer_b: deckard cain themed highlander deck LUL
MegaDosX: Probably
MegaDosX: Welcoming Vampire's at the door, Cordial Vampire's the maitre'd
RandomTrivia: He's the bartender, but he only serves cordials lrrBEEJ
MegaDosX: The game suddenly becomes Pokemon TCG
robaphone251: just wait til nelson hears about snow-covered islands
YeetTheRich_: tundra should produce snow mana send tweet
JokerBoney: they walk into a snake
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Alas_Babylon: tundra should produce no mana lrrBEEJ
theamc2000: Serge hands contains spells and only spells
LRRbot: Eldritch Evolution [1GG] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, where X is 2 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value. Put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Exile Eldritch Evolution.
LRRbot: Sevinne's Reclamation [2W] | Sorcery | Return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, you may copy this spell and may choose a new target for the copy. / Flashback {4}{W}
LRRbot: Ephemerate [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Rebound
LRRbot: Kalastria Highborn [BB] | Creature β€” Vampire Shaman [2/2] | Whenever Kalastria Highborn or another Vampire you control dies, you may pay {B}. If you do, target player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
YeetTheRich_: sick art
robaphone251: I belive it's "Unpronounceable Highborn"
LRRbot: Shadowspear [1] | Legendary Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Equip {2}
LRRbot: Spara's Headquarters | Land β€” Forest Plains Island | Spara's Headquarters enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {3}
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
zarbit: you're due for a creature
SnowbirdMike: hahaha
LRRbot: Wood Elves [2G] | Creature β€” Elf Scout [1/1] | When Wood Elves enters the battlefield, search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Mattmitchell45: Serge - "In my mind, I'm the hero!"
RandomTrivia: It still Ephemerates for value :D
thraximore: deck thinning!
thraximore: FBtouchdown
YeetTheRich_: serge "definitely not a lands deck" yager
OliverWight: farhaven elf?
SnowbirdMike: sure. That was the best creature.
Dog_of_Myth: Good evening chat
SnowbirdMike: Evening
RandomTrivia: Hey there Dog_of_Myth sergeHi
theamc2000: Good ramping Serge
LRRbot: Liliana of the Veil [1BB] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Liliana [3] | [+1]: Each player discards a card. / [βˆ’2]: Target player sacrifices a creature. / [βˆ’6]: Separate all permanents target player controls into two piles. That player sacrifices all permanents in the pile of their choice.
LRRbot: Ephemerate [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Rebound
YeetTheRich_: green suns?
SnowbirdMike: or a forest for fun?
JokerBoney: prime time for this lands deck
LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
YeetTheRich_: LUL
RandomTrivia: OOFA
SnowbirdMike: Ramp
Dog_of_Myth: Of course
baskwalla: Got... em?
theamc2000: Premier lands player
RandomTrivia: Serge has been Magic: the Gathering'd
Robot_Bones: But the future... refused to change
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thraximore: as Dicky G intended umbral4Suffer
Alas_Babylon: Deck... thinning?
Gaz_L: so much mana!
YeetTheRich_: sounds like value to me
renaissanceadult: field of the dead can count as an elemental right
RandomTrivia: Also the optimism of holding a single land in hand into a Liliana of the Veil :D
YeetTheRich_: steve's reclamation
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LRRbot: Green Sun's Zenith [XG] | Sorcery | Search your library for a green creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Shuffle Green Sun's Zenith into its owner's library.
RandomTrivia: benginChamp
SnowbirdMike: yes
YeetTheRich_: CALLED IT
colin_the_fool: nelly was one off
RandomTrivia: Titania WOOOO
LRRbot: Titania, Protector of Argoth [3GG] | Legendary Creature β€” Elemental [5/3] | When Titania, Protector of Argoth enters the battlefield, return target land card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Whenever a land you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create a 5/3 green Elemental creature token.
Alas_Babylon: Oh, we poppin'
robaphone251: titania with zuran orb
Dog_of_Myth: Oooo baby
robaphone251: ?1
thraximore: PridePog
Gaz_L: all according to keikaku
distrustingspectator: serge is unhappy with his deck. you build a deck to do something, but that something just wont happen. very understandable.
theamc2000: Game of skill
RandomTrivia: !sassplan
LRRbot: I don't know, go ask Serge's mods.
CaptainTalon447: Hello!
TetraRay: value
Paranundrox: representing 9 Elementals
colin_the_fool: no way some elementals!!
Mustang_Redcloak: Serge really likes his lands decks
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couchboyj: That could be an Un-card. The Name Game. Return target creature with a well known regular name nickname to the battlefield. Steve, Bob, Bosley
Paranundrox: yess
Mattmitchell45: @Paranundrox A good gig for an Agent
Paranundrox: do it Serge
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: Gain 16, make 8 5/3s :D
hd_dabnado: maybe nelly has settle
Mustang_Redcloak: FBtouchdown
theamc2000: Sky,arch aspirant?
Paranundrox: casual 16 life and 40 power
YeetTheRich_: the REDEMPTION
JokerBoney: so thats what getting woollied looks like
TetraRay: well done serge !
SnowbirdMike: Yes yes yes. Broken the curse
Kadenus: are we getting a new titania in brothers war?
robaphone251: settle the wreckage?
theamc2000: You the gambler’s fallacy was wrong
robaphone251: oh wait...
Gaz_L: hey, it's like when Serge sac'ed his entire board to make goblins against Beej, but this time it worked!
Mustang_Redcloak: Sudden Spoiling?
Dmc3628: force of despair would do it
sheer_falacy: !card consume the meek
LRRbot: Consume the Meek [3BB] | Instant | Destroy each creature with mana value 3 or less. They can't be regenerated.
robaphone251: !card vona's hunger
LRRbot: Vona's Hunger [2B] | Instant | Ascend / Each opponent sacrifices a creature. If you have the city's blessing, instead each opponent sacrifices half the creatures they control, rounded up.
gama41: bile blight would have been spicy
Dog_of_Myth: @Kadenus That would be sweet or at least a reprint
frank_the_great: Winning with no lands is impressive.
YeetTheRich_: settle isn't even solving the problem
Mustang_Redcloak: !sudden spoiling
ArcOfTheConclave: if you get settled, you get the lands back. Kappa
YeetTheRich_: settle just makes the same board next turn, unless serge isn't on that many basics
robaphone251: @YeetTheRich_ it saves a turn at least
Gaz_L: yeah, Settle just lets him do the same thing the next turn
StreamTeam3000: toxic deluge
LRRbot: Vampire Lacerator [B] | Creature β€” Vampire Warrior [2/2] | At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life unless an opponent has 10 or less life.
renaissanceadult: !card settle the wreckage
LRRbot: Settle the Wreckage [2WW] | Instant | Exile all attacking creatures target player controls. That player may search their library for that many basic land cards, put those cards onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
JokerBoney: @StreamTeam3000 not an instant
StreamTeam3000: sudden 1bb removal spell
StreamTeam3000: jeah dont need to bei Instant
Mustang_Redcloak: !card Sudden Spoiling
LRRbot: Sudden Spoiling [1BB] | Instant | Split second / Until end of turn, creatures target player controls lose all abilities and have base power and toughness 0/2.
Alas_Babylon: Nelly takes 1
Alas_Babylon: yerp
StreamTeam3000: still toxic clears the board
LRRbot: Farseek [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
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theamc2000: That not elemental
JokerBoney: @StreamTeam3000 sure but the elementals were made on nelson's end step so it didnt matter
LoadingReadyRun: shout out to @aiamethyst for Nelson's deck
TruPhantomAngel: Nelly, I love this deck. Not only is my fav tribe, this takes me back to when I first started playing.
LRRbot: Jetmir's Garden | Land β€” Mountain Forest Plains | Jetmir's Garden enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {3}
Dmc3628: never believed in this theocracy
jazzbanana: First time tuning in live, just started enjoying your commander, then canlander content! I’ve been thinking about getting into it
TruPhantomAngel: Like Turn One Lacerator take me back.
LRRbot: Welcoming Vampire [2W] | Creature β€” Vampire [2/3] | Flying / Whenever one or more other creatures with power 2 or less enter the battlefield under your control, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
theamc2000: Hi vampire!
YeetTheRich_: yeah everybody go follow aiamethyst on moxfield Kappa
LoadingReadyRun: welcome @jazzbanana !
TruPhantomAngel: VOW limited all star.
StreamTeam3000: black force
jazzbanana: Great with blink stuff, that vamp
Alas_Babylon: Notably too, Mentor costs 1 to draw, she costs 0
JokerBoney: gladiator allstar
LonelyTex: wheelerOok
LRRbot: Three Visits [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
StreamTeam3000: sudden death
avi_miller: @lonelytex sergeHi
LRRbot: Wavesifter [3GU] | Creature β€” Elemental [3/2] | Flying / When Wavesifter enters the battlefield, investigate twice. / Evoke {G}{U}
Mr_Horrible: *runs back to my computer, gasping, out-of-breath* "Mentor of the Shriek!"
LonelyTex: @avi_miller sergeHeart
robaphone251: the treasures are the first elemental serge has played all match
LRRbot: Stoneforge Mystic [1W] | Creature β€” Kor Artificer [1/2] | When Stoneforge Mystic enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}{W}, {T}: You may put an Equipment card from your hand onto the battlefield.
AllTheWeasels: You should always treasure your clue tokens, so it works out
theamc2000: That is not a vampire
StreamTeam3000: cleanest answer for Last Game would be force of despair
Alas_Babylon: holy freaking moly, this deck
Alas_Babylon: is gorgeous
Mattmitchell45: @Mr_Horrible Thank your lungs for their sacrifice
sheer_falacy: when you're good enough at making swords you get to be an honorary vampire
TruPhantomAngel: It's fine, it's and honorary vampire. tappyt1DabURheartout
theamc2000: Fair
theamc2000: That a cat.
Juliamon: Makes sense that Angel would have a beautiful deck. She has impeccable aesthetic tastes.
LRRbot: Lion Sash [1W] | Artifact Creature β€” Equipment Cat [1/1] | {W}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a permanent card, put a +1/+1 counter on Lion Sash. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each +1/+1 counter on Lion Sash. / Reconfigure {2}
jazzbanana: Also the pale skin is vampire-like, plus if the mystic get’s lifelink….
Alas_Babylon: Not just a cat, but an Equipment Cat
LRRbot: Aether Vial [1] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial. / {T}: You may put a creature card with mana value equal to the number of charge counters on Aether Vial from your hand onto the battlefield.
YeetTheRich_: good noise
Mattmitchell45: "That's just a totally regular sash, right?"
LRRbot: Crucible of Worlds [3] | Artifact | You may play lands from your graveyard.
TruPhantomAngel: The cat is also an honorary vampire. lrrDARK
jazzbanana: Vampire cat, of course!
LRRbot: Solitude [3WW] | Creature β€” Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Flash / Lifelink / When Solitude enters the battlefield, exile up to one other target creature. That creature's controller gains life equal to its power. / Evokeβ€”Exile a white card from your hand.
LRRbot: Flickerwisp [1WW] | Creature β€” Elemental [3/1] | Flying / When Flickerwisp enters the battlefield, exile another target permanent. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
LRRbot: Wargate [XGWU] | Sorcery | Search your library for a permanent card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
jazzbanana: Oh I love solitude in my blink deck
sheer_falacy: that's a lot of life
Alas_Babylon: And Serge's life is now infinite
RandomTrivia: Ah, there it is
LRRbot: Fastbond [G] | Enchantment | You may play any number of lands on each of your turns. / Whenever you play a land, if it wasn't the first land you played this turn, Fastbond deals 1 damage to you.
Paranundrox: god I love Wargate
hidingbox: Serge goes to infinity
robaphone251: "not a lands deck" huh
Mr_Horrible: it's literally all of the life, in fact
ArcOfTheConclave: infinite mana + life?
Arakasi01: 1 trillion life
Alas_Babylon: Yes
Alas_Babylon: He also has infinite mana
jazzbanana: Oh nice
theamc2000: This is not elementals but lands?
theamc2000: !
Gaz_L: demonstrated a loop
buhlian22: yep..."not a lands deck" lol
LRRbot: Titania, Protector of Argoth [3GG] | Legendary Creature β€” Elemental [5/3] | When Titania, Protector of Argoth enters the battlefield, return target land card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Whenever a land you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create a 5/3 green Elemental creature token.
sheer_falacy: I don't see a fetch so I guess no "find every land in my deck"
JokerBoney: @ArcOfTheConclave currently just infinite bant and infinite life
thraximore: lose one life, not two
sheer_falacy: but that's pretty good
LRRbot: Vindicate [1WB] | Sorcery | Destroy target permanent.
thraximore: (for chat's sake)
avi_miller: So Serge was on lands in the end
JokerBoney: alright and now infinite 5/3's
distrustingspectator: !decklist
call_me_Aras: Iwish I had a Solitude for my decks. But it is SO expensive!
jazzbanana: The lands make elemental mana (?)
Teslamat: @thraximore chill, it's okay
devilcultivator: we should get a super cut of serge winning with zuran orb titania with ever "different" deck he plays
Paranundrox: that's a hot Vindicate
jazzbanana: @call_me_aras I got lucky from one of my few mh2 packs lol
Arakasi01: Sorry forgot to play titiana, let me just make another trillion mana/life
JokerBoney: i mean tbf
JokerBoney: Elementals *is* lands
Robot_Bones: I mean you did put those cards in your deck
JokerBoney: at least how I've seen the deck sing
thraximore: @Teslamat I figured someone might mistake the wording of Fastbond to mean he loses life equal to the number of lands played, just clarifying. It's a complicated game PrideShrug
TruPhantomAngel: The need their Kool Aid.
jazzbanana: I just tuned in, I would love one more! Just got out from FNM
YeetTheRich_: land is a tribe
avi_miller: Elementals as a trine tend to get lots of lands out normally
ArgentumFlare: The lands package is the Elemental of Surprise
jazzbanana: @argentumflare πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
hidingbox: you evoked the solitude
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
JokerBoney: solitude
robaphone251: evoked 2 elementals
couchboyj: solitude
Alas_Babylon: Solitude, Endurance, Waveshifter
theamc2000: Yes but not not evoked
robaphone251: solitude and the wave fish thing
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jazzbanana: It’s elemental mana from the lands! Totally vorthos
LRRbot: Shadow Alley Denizen [B] | Creature β€” Vampire Rogue [1/1] | Whenever another black creature enters the battlefield under your control, target creature gains intimidate until end of turn.
RandomTrivia: sergeSqueak
JokerBoney: but yeah idk - at least how I have seen Elementals work - Elementals is a Lands Tribal deck that just does all the funky lands things
YeetTheRich_: wow shadow alley denizen
theamc2000: S q u e k
JokerBoney: + Omnaths
Robot_Bones: perfectly human noises
RandomTrivia: Perfectly Normal Serge making Perfectly Normal Serge noises
Alas_Babylon: sergeSqueak
Gaz_L: oh, speaking of vorthos, the vorthos deck in the recent Arena thingy was really cool, with the whole Bolas's army/WOTS theme
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. / Draw a card.
YeetTheRich_: i like to play white border basics in my EDH decks to make searching quick and easy
Alas_Babylon: It's not even really marking, since you can't tell if they're face down
LRRbot: Vampire Hexmage [BB] | Creature β€” Vampire Shaman [2/1] | First strike / Sacrifice Vampire Hexmage: Remove all counters from target permanent.
yuan42: i want them to revisit the future sight style in like, a secret lair or something
Alas_Babylon: You'd probably want to have the stars on the inside of the sleeves though
LRRbot: Sakura-Tribe Elder [1G] | Creature β€” Snake Shaman [1/1] | Sacrifice Sakura-Tribe Elder: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Alas_Babylon: !card Smokebraider
LRRbot: Smokebraider [1R] | Creature β€” Elemental Shaman [1/1] | {T}: Add two mana in any combination of colors. Spend this mana only to cast Elemental spells or activate abilities of Elementals.
Mustang_Redcloak: At the rate WotC is printing new frames/borders pretty soon we can have an entire highlander deck where every card is different
RandomTrivia: !card thunderkin awakener
LRRbot: Thunderkin Awakener [1R] | Creature β€” Elemental Shaman [1/2] | Haste / Whenever Thunderkin Awakener attacks, choose target Elemental creature card in your graveyard with toughness less than Thunderkin Awakener's toughness. Return that card to the battlefield tapped and attacking. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
JokerBoney: smokebraider does Eldritch Evo into Omnath and Omnath
JokerBoney: don't hate it
LRRbot: Mavren Fein, Dusk Apostle [2W] | Legendary Creature β€” Vampire Cleric [2/2] | Whenever one or more nontoken Vampires you control attack, create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink.
eye_h_bar: Mavren Fein: One of my pet cards in that standard environment
call_me_Aras: So smooth Serge.
jazzbanana: Smooth like gravel
theamc2000: There are deckkist here Paul
LRRbot: Unsettled Mariner [WU] | Creature β€” Shapeshifter [2/2] | Changeling / Whenever you or a permanent you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter that spell or ability unless its controller pays {1}.
Robot_Bones: Mavren Fein, some may cry and others live again, Mavren Fein
theamc2000: Pre ward one
Alas_Babylon: "You and permanents you control have ward 1."
Kadenus: serge the player also has ward
LRRbot: Three Visits [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Mustang_Redcloak: Mariner? macawWaterworld
superdude097: "Spell or ability"
sheer_falacy: except it doesn't affect abilities
sheer_falacy: oh it does
YeetTheRich_: you're good
Kadenus: they misread it you're good serge
jazzbanana: It is spell or ability
Mustang_Redcloak: Is it just me or does Unsettled Mariner look suspiciously similar to Kevin Costner? macawWaterworld
Alas_Babylon: Spellerability
Mr_Horrible: the super salad
micalovits: Its ward, but from before ward was a thing
LRRbot: Heir of Falkenrath [1B] (back: Heir to the Night) | Creature β€” Vampire [2/1] | Discard a card: Transform Heir of Falkenrath. Activate only once each turn.
RandomTrivia: A Speller Ability is the effects from Unfinity that care about unique vowels lrrBEEJ
jazzbanana: I have terrible spellerability
jazzbanana: @randomtrivia lol
couchboyj: !card spelling bee
LRRbot: Spelling Bee [2G] | Creature β€” Alien Insect [1/1] | Flying, deathtouch / Whenever Spelling Bee deals combat damage to a player, that player looks at the top card of their library and chooses a word on that card. You spell that word. If you spell it correctly, draw a card. Otherwise, scry 1.
couchboyj: That obe has a speller ability
theamc2000: Good blood joke Serge
LRRbot: Eladamri's Call [GW] | Instant | Search your library for a creature card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
jazzbanana: Missed the joke bc I was trying to figure out when someone cast spelling bee lmao
LRRbot: Risen Reef [1GU] | Creature β€” Elemental [1/1] | Whenever Risen Reef or another Elemental enters the battlefield under your control, look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you may put it onto the battlefield tapped. If you don't put the card onto the battlefield, put it into your hand.
theamc2000: Risen reef!
jazzbanana: Elemental!
sheer_falacy: behold, most of the elemental synergy
Nydestroyer: My favorite card in brawl
LithelyUnshod: You don't even have to if it's a land.
jazzbanana: Reef gang, rise up
Alex_Frostfire: It's hard not to reveal it if you choose to put it into play.
LRRbot: Kalastria Highborn [BB] | Creature β€” Vampire Shaman [2/2] | Whenever Kalastria Highborn or another Vampire you control dies, you may pay {B}. If you do, target player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Voice of Resurgence [GW] | Creature β€” Elemental [2/2] | Whenever an opponent casts a spell during your turn or when Voice of Resurgence dies, create a green and white Elemental creature token with "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures you control."
jazzbanana: Reef: (rises)
Finalsora811: !card Shadow Alley
LRRbot: Shadow Alley Denizen [B] | Creature β€” Vampire Rogue [1/1] | Whenever another black creature enters the battlefield under your control, target creature gains intimidate until end of turn.
Kadenus: it's about time for serge to put 40 power on the board
Badchop: I love that card
YeetTheRich_: voice of resnergence
zarbit: Nah it was printed after Thragtusk
zarbit: One of the fulcrums of "leaves the battlefield" vs "dies"
Toxxick: Going sky high with DOB
LRRbot: Mulldrifter [4U] | Creature β€” Elemental [2/2] | Flying / When Mulldrifter enters the battlefield, draw two cards. / Evoke {2}{U}
TruPhantomAngel: Nelly playing a promo I still have not gotten since I started playing, and I am disappointed with myself. lol
TruPhantomAngel: :(
Mattmitchell45: @zarbit Thragtusk is a real fulcrum alright
YeetTheRich_: the no-cut strat is working
hidingbox: It would have been amazing if risen reef hit and serge had ephemerate in hand
Mr_Horrible: @zarbit just full of so much crum
LRRbot: Blood Artist [1B] | Creature β€” Vampire [0/1] | Whenever Blood Artist or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
jazzbanana: FrankerZ
jazzbanana: Ruff
YeetTheRich_: GGs
Juliamon: good ol Paul Blartist
uchihab7: Pride hands
Juliamon: !ck
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YeetTheRich_: great pitch, actually
Kadenus: 20 forest 40 fogs
Nydestroyer: Gaming on a budget, miserably
colin_the_fool: 65 rat colonys 35 swamps
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noa2828: Are we the pesants of this mmonarchy?
nyquister_: So smooth!
matthaus_c: goodbye youtubers
jazzbanana: Oh cool, only seen the tube till now
Juliamon: At least *someone* is
Mattmitchell45: Saturday's alright for Gwenting!
RandomTrivia: sergeSqueak
zarbit: Not a Drop to Thrink!
Mattmitchell45: Backdoor Panelists?
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RandomTrivia: Am Serge ok? :D
AutonomousTurtle: Did Serge just go full uwu?
jazzbanana: RIP im an irl trombone champ
Dog_of_Myth: yay Nelson
Mr_Horrible: hell yeah
RandomTrivia: Nelly PiF HYPE
Mattmitchell45: Coach steps up to the Plate
Mr_Horrible: Not knowing about it is the *perfect* way to go into Tunic
JokerBoney: Coach it Forward!
distrustingspectator: Hell yes! Nelly's first solo stream.
Juliamon: !spoilers
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KyranTheWalker: With Molly and Jacob around it would be awesome if we got a Vampire themed Panalysts as a NADTD bonus.
YeetTheRich_: nelly's first time on split the room
Juliamon: We're going to be taking spoilers very seriously.
Mr_Horrible: and seamless it was
Mr_Horrible: Astel on the bridge, what will they do
RandomTrivia: Yeah that sounds like early Minecraft :D
RandomTrivia: Welp
jazzbanana: Mine O’Clock is one hour late 😭
RandomTrivia: Those tools for older versions probably exist archived somewhere
Kadenus: kurt j mac
hd_dabnado: oh yeah walking to the world border
RandomTrivia: Oh right the Walk to the Farlands
Juliamon: Exist, probably. Worth the effort to find and use, probably not.
thraximore: Farlands or Bust!
jazzbanana: LMAO
thraximore: it gets.... WEIRD
RandomTrivia: The glitchiness start about 2 million blocks away from 0,0 so most players never found it
Mr_Horrible: Giger meets Amnesia
Mattmitchell45: Gonna get GROSS
Mr_Horrible: "I heard ya like RIB CAGES"
thraximore: LETS GOOOOO omg I'm excited for this
RandomTrivia: How rude of Twitch
Revelations520: F
Juliamon: Twitch decided it was not on speaking terms with bots for awhile
Revelations520: WAIT DID I MISS FNPF
Revelations520: oh damn
Revelations520: sadge
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Revelations520: oh sweet
Juliamon: !vods
tehfewl: im the first!
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Juliamon: !youtube
LRRbot: LRR's main channel is https://www.youtube.com/loadingreadyrun . For Stream VODs check out https://www.youtube.com/loadingreadylive . MtG vods and other MtG content are at https://www.youtube.com/LRRMtG . Tabletop related videos are at https://www.youtube.com/LRRTT . LRR Videogame videos (including Checkpoint+) are at https://www.youtube.com/LRRVG
YeetTheRich_: !findquote soup
LRRbot: Quote #7219: "Soup is over, but there are other fluids." β€”Ian [2020-09-20]
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
jazzbanana: My soup is broken, can you fix it doc?
jazzbanana: Hey thanks!!
Orxolon: thanks for the stream!!
Badchop: lol
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, everyone! lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
YeetTheRich_: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
KWardJenx: Thank you
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSHINE
colin_the_fool: goodnight!
jazzbanana: Thanks for the great stuff yall!
Badchop: lrrSHINE
FenrisSchafer: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
jazzbanana: Who gifted me a sub, I missed it
jazzbanana: I need to thank you
Juliamon: It was anonymous
Juliamon: We may never know...
baskwalla: Cool name tho, jazzbanana
jazzbanana: Oh cool, thanks random person!
RandomTrivia: Nope, wasn't me :p
Juliamon: It is something that seems to happen pretty often here though
jazzbanana: Thanks @baskwalla it’s my nickname for a trombone lol
baskwalla: @jazzbanana amazing
jazzbanana: @randomtrivia lol
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
RandomTrivia: Now I'm just hearing the phrase "toot the jazz banana" over and over in my head :D
jazzbanana: @juliamon cool to hear! Seems like a fun group & a tight ship!
jazzbanana: @randomtrivia dont make me toot it…
jazzbanana: Gn yall! Thanks again
Juliamon: Good night, friend!