benjamin_wheeler: wait, you can play The Witcher in this game?
r10pez10: Wytcher
TheMerricat: I love this music
asthanius: It reminds me of the jurassic park on recorder video, but good
Juliamon: friggin lrrSIG then
benjamin_wheeler: Gwent has some real banging tunes
the_card_father: Is this really “Is This Your Card”? Or is it Live?
Juliamon: It is the former, due to scheduling things
r10pez10: Is This Your Card
Juliamon: Live is later in the month
asthanius: Is This Your Gwent
Juliamon: !schedule
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ShaneLeeAtk: Gwent Your Card
the_card_father: Okay. Just checking. Just put on a movie with the wife, but if it was Live we’d ditch it all. Lol.
r10pez10: props to whoever keeps evening out the votes
TeacherSeanTV: HeyGuys HeyGuys
duckace11: I try r10pez10
asthanius: Hi Cartman
jazzbanana: 9 more votes for each
Sibwow: i thought you were benji man
jazzbanana: Howdy howdy
h3rsh3yb4r: New Saturday stream from Loading Ready Run
Juliamon: Come here pls Pig
benjamin_wheeler: !patreon
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duckace11: wouldn't he be the wheelman sibwow
thraximore: @jazzbanana there you go
MAPBoardgames: perfect. don't touch it
jazzbanana: Thanks @thraximore
jazzbanana: #nice
thraximore: I'm doing my part!
r10pez10: a smoother segue never been said
mazingolfer: it’s all about the dog bullying here at loading ready run
JokerBoney: Is This Your Card a new weekly stream every Saturday
Juliamon: Saturday night's alright for Gwent
r10pez10: oh i just assumed it got actually moved to saturday
Finalsora811: !youtube
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Finalsora811: !store
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TheMerricat: Secret Filming? lrrSPOOP
mazingolfer: Is This Your Card - the new weekly stream we’ve been running for over a year
Juliamon: IT PIG
r10pez10: !clip
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Juliamon: HI PIG
jazzbanana: Lets GOOOOOO
thraximore: I dunno she looks content
wtrob: Hi Ben
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Finalsora811: Same, honestly.
betweenmyself: Much lime a Moblin handing out Rupees, please keep the Sunday Filming a secret from everybody. riffYeti
mazingolfer: I’ve always been very easy to handle when flipped upside down
betweenmyself: *much like
JokerBoney: I'm slowly building a frost deck
Sibwow: not being good never stopped you before
James_LRR: You're welcome
mazingolfer: not being good is the first step toward becoming marginally okay
thraximore: augh
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thraximore: chat overcompensated
SnackPak_: thank you James
Juliamon: #ThanksJames
asthanius: Thanks, James. Thames.
FarleyF: thank you james
A_Dub888: #ThanksJames
Finalsora811: Quick, put the credit card away! James is here!
wtrob: Thanks James
mazingolfer: Thanks James
wtrob: NICE
mazingolfer: N I C E
Sibwow: and 31 is prime
r10pez10: that was some quick maths
r10pez10: also SHUPE clutch won the poll
Sibwow: i didnt know wayne knight played optimmus prime
mazingolfer: how are you just not going to get him a birthday gift on his birthday for his birthday
jazzbanana: What the heck is this game
e_bloc: Cheer3169 nice.
Juliamon: This is Gwent
wtrob: Does anyone else think muliganing in this game is stressful?
jazzbanana: Thanks
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mazingolfer: @wtrob no, because mulliganing is a sign of cowardice
mazingolfer: Never ship a hand back. Soldier on in defiance of fate
jazzbanana: Not hip to the Witcher at all but seems cool, thanks
wtrob: @mazingolfer Oh dang, why didn't I think of that :O
TheMerricat: @wtrob My tactic for not being stressed during mulligans in Gwent is to be absolutely clueless about what my deck does and thus realizing that it doesn't matter if I toss a good hand or not. :D
r10pez10: i mean i still aren't entirely sure about what's going on but it's fun to hang out
jazzbanana: Hell yeah just cards and vibes
teeyeezey: THere is a game devoted to gwent called thronebreaker
Finalsora811: I mean... Are you WRONG?
Sibwow: 6
spurius: there is a an witcher animated movie in neflix, so sure anime
jazzbanana: I’m sold
wtrob: Neon Genesis Witcher
teeyeezey: and knickers is really really good
Juliamon: A lot of this show is just "Wheeler plays a game while half of chat follows and the other half just vibes"
TheMerricat: @teeyeezey That's like inception levels of nested gaming references :D
mazingolfer: real Lovecraft vibes on that dog name
teeyeezey: @TheMerricat indeed
Sibwow: im on team vibe
Sibwow: strategery as it weree
wtrob: No thoughts, just vibes
jacqui_lantern234: oh, look! its a beautiful group of nerds whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!! <3
YeetTheRich_: see this is where yugioh shines; everybody is vibing - nobody really knows what is going on
Sibwow: stra-tee-jer-ee
A_Dub888: !card gray merchant of asphodel
LRRbot: Gray Merchant of Asphodel [3BB] | Creature — Zombie [2/4] | When Gray Merchant of Asphodel enters the battlefield, each opponent loses X life, where X is your devotion to black. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
Juliamon: YGO is 95% vibes, 5% reading
jazzbanana: In yigioh no one can read the cards
r10pez10: this looks different from the vampire deck you faced the other time
wtrob: @YeetTheRich_ That's how I play YGO, reading the cards doesn't explain them so everything just happens
chumpofthemonth: Very poggers quip Wheeler, clap clap clap
r10pez10: ALP my beloved
TheMerricat: RIP the creator of YuGioh, who died in the most baller way possible trying to rescue people caught in a riptide current.....
computercolinx: why is she mad
jazzbanana: Damn rip
betweenmyself: @r10pez10 Remember ALP? He’s back; in pog form! ohnoAlf
jacqui_lantern234: a gwopen? :p
r10pez10: did you compete?
r10pez10: aww
jazzbanana: Is gwent in paper or just online
YeetTheRich_: a tournagwent
Finalsora811: Wheeler. Did you just kill the dog named Knickers? How... dare you?
computercolinx: thanks mister
JokerBoney: ill have to look into it
jazzbanana: Thank
wtrob: I built the frost deck last weekend and it's so fun
JokerBoney: i should find what list is best for me
wtrob: Ayyy nice
thraximore: ha, the flavor text
JokerBoney: vanguard ability
jazzbanana: Oh so it resets out every turn
jazzbanana: Yeah
jazzbanana: Boat poops soldier
r10pez10: good joke streamer
Finalsora811: Good joke, streamer.
wtrob: Gwent showing you the cards left in your deck is so big
jazzbanana: Constipated boat
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jazzbanana: Gg gamer
wtrob: Wait Mages is a deck? wheelerPog
r10pez10: i wonder if the voice line for that mage is scottish
r10pez10: nice cooldown/boost synergy
methodical_monk subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 23 months!
methodical_monk: 23, that's a Jordan right?
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r10pez10: good joke streamer
r10pez10: nice
jazzbanana: Nice gg
wtrob: How many decks in this game are tribal decks? That's like all I want to do
jazzbanana: Combo wombo
r10pez10: from watching this show, like basically all decks
jazzbanana: Hexproof from auras
r10pez10: eww
jazzbanana: It’s like getting pooped out of a ship like your soldiers
TheMerricat: what exactly is OP's avatar doing chat? It looks(?) like she's trying to cosplay a cat?
madstripe: It's a cursed princess Adda
jazzbanana: She’s just a little quirky
YeetTheRich_: cursed princess auto
niccus: princess manual
r10pez10: it's fiona from shrek
jazzbanana: Why do you start with so little
TheMerricat: @jazzbanana Each hand is carried over from the last round.
jazzbanana: Oh wild
TheMerricat: So part of the strategy that's important in gwent is how far you commit in the first two rounds, if you can let the other side play all their 'good' cards and hold onto yours you can steamroll them
jazzbanana: That’s really interesting
Phallant: Hi chat, hi lrr! What I missed? =)
jazzbanana: Some beatdowns
YeetTheRich_: seej
JokerBoney: Siege aka Siegden Deery
jazzbanana: Seige, isnt that the premier lands player in canlander?
r10pez10: massaca girl
jazzbanana: Siege weapons have wheels, I understand
yalc321: This is in fact my card
JokerBoney: tbf I am kinda sad it doesn't at least say another
jazzbanana: You need a doctor to asist
jazzbanana: Whats the different rows do?
jazzbanana: Yeah that was well worded thanks
jazzbanana: I got that location was important from the ship combo but yeah the other stuff is cool
JokerBoney: bald sons are only slightly balding
Dergib: is this still faction based?
JokerBoney: based on what?
Dergib: When it first came out there was like 5 factions of cards
e_bloc: it's fine--now that vince doesn't own the wwe he'll still hire you
JonnyGlitched: Hey look it's my favorite Wheeler!
JonnyGlitched: Hey Chat! How we all doing?
Dergib: Vince still owns WWE just has nothing to do with running it
smoke_knight: doggo!
JonnyGlitched: I like you more than Captain Planet Wheeler jonnyg6Captain
r10pez10: !clip
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JonnyGlitched: He was the Fire boi
r10pez10: Try miracles
JonnyGlitched: They are some kind of Boaters
JokerBoney: you can play Boat Tribal in Gwent? :eyes:
Dergib: Wow, this game hasn't really changed in like 5 years
JokerBoney: I should cash a 1 on 1 for Gwenting
JonnyGlitched: You know what beats a boat? A Siege Tower
e_bloc: boats and bows
JonnyGlitched: Mast?
JokerBoney: Amass is a MTG mechanic
JonnyGlitched: Now I'm worried there's a rule 34 of yaughts
YeetTheRich_: stripper pole?
JokerBoney: Boated with the Sauce
YeetTheRich_: -.-
Juliamon: that's a penis
JonnyGlitched: I think that's the bridge
JDuBz2008: tugs
e_bloc: I mean anything is a seige tower if you try hard enough
JonnyGlitched: You look out the eyes
JDuBz2008: is that tencents?
YeetTheRich_: that's not a boat, that's a bit
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JonnyGlitched: Bleagle
itzsemantic1: that was a turn
Dergib: that's skeillege
Dergib: forest folk
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Dergib: monsters would have the beasts
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
JonnyGlitched: Wait that's illegal
Kreiseler: wah-keem
itzsemantic1: opponent is renfri deck i think
Vamaglex: Gg
itzsemantic1: wild hunt lets go
Vamaglex: Frost mmm
Vamaglex: No dominance
Vamaglex: Couldn’t have done it
r10pez10: nice late GG award there
MadWolf1290: that feels very good
A_Dub888: !brimstone trebuchet
A_Dub888: !card brimstone trebuchet
LRRbot: Brimstone Trebuchet [2R] | Artifact Creature — Wall [1/3] | Defender, reach / {T}: Brimstone Trebuchet deals 1 damage to each opponent. / Whenever a Knight enters the battlefield under your control, untap Brimstone Trebuchet.
milkmare1000: is this the first gwent one?
midnightcurryjazz: well then..
KeytarCat: @milkmare1000 Third week in the second series?
r10pez10: oh no telestrations again
KeytarCat: I don't know if I'm more excited about Elden Ring co-op or telestrations!
r10pez10: saying "biiiiiiig stretch!!!" to a streamer like they're a cat
JonnyGlitched: Seamless™
JonnyGlitched: That sounds... bad?
JonnyGlitched: ok I didn't know you got 3 uses of the 3 damage, derp
JonnyGlitched: Bear Boss
Tetroga subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 32 months!
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midnightcurryjazz: cosmetics increase your winrate
ThePixelSavage: nope. cant hear it
Vamaglex: Negative
r10pez10: i can imagine it
ThePixelSavage: is it important that we do?
r10pez10: is your compressor set to "dog"
r10pez10: >:(
ThePixelSavage: boooooo
smoke_knight: lololol
ThePixelSavage: clutch.
r10pez10: that guy yells like homer simpson
r10pez10: bake him away toys
Olveron subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 35 months!
Olveron: have some of jeff bezos' money
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benjamin_wheeler: !patreon
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YeetTheRich_: CLIP IT
YeetTheRich_: lrrSHINE
SnackPak_: sweet dreams, piglet
floofynewf: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
YeetTheRich_: wheelerPig wheelerPig