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LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: I Was a Teenage Exocoloinst) at Tue 01:30 PM PDT (0s from now).
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Cori and Cameron play I Was A Teenage Exocolonist on today's Talking Simulator! | ||
They_Are_Alyx: Very excited for this one! I have about 35 hours in this game.
Gekyouryuu: yes, quite
Mischievous_Catgeist: sergeSpoopyLurk
SnackPak_: Cameron's right, this is a good time for a nap
Anubix_007: Hi all
Bearudite: we have evolve from a swiftly tilting cameron to a slowly leaning cameron
CAKHost: A long friend!
SpacePotato01: I think he needs a talking stimulator
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
Mischievous_Catgeist: is it hip?
bytecaster: On space motorcycles?
Raincoast_Bear: I thought it was a Star Trek game - I was Teenaged Ex-Comp.
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Juliamon: also, uh
Juliamon: !cw
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Gekyouryuu: if this were Deep Rock Galactic, it'd be Advanced Dwarffare
Raincoast_Bear: " Material that may be upsetting" is pretty vague.
Bearudite: mr. VerTumnas
BusTed: weird dog
noSmokeFire: can you pet the dog?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: perfectly normal earth dog
They_Are_Alyx: And that was the first time I died
v_nome: Oh no, our parents are hot!
Mischievous_Catgeist: idk
noSmokeFire: Vandalf
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
KeytarCat: Solking Sim
SpacePotato01: Child01
CompletelyUnsure: Camriander
Darth_Litigious: Spud
Mollylele: Camadam
Mollylele: Marginalia is good
Gekyouryuu: Radical
Bearudite: Fart_v2.wav
Mischievous_Catgeist: gibb
Mollylele: Miscellany is a pretty name for a child too
seenoham: Coryollary?
Anubix_007: We are Legion!!!
They_Are_Alyx: The pronoun customization goes *deep*, which is great
Anubix_007: Big Brain
Tangsm: Sponge brain.
CompletelyUnsure: wait, what does the absorbent brain *absorb*?
KeytarCat: Chat is big brain
BlindProphet32: I totally read that as Abhorrent Brain at first
Mollylele: not being upset all the time woulda made childhood easier as a whole
Mollylele: Marg & Marz
noSmokeFire: tammy's genetic enhancement is invisibility /s
Timagio: Rebel always
Timagio: zero-G SPORTSBALL
Decaped: those are some great suspenders
Timagio: new card get: big cry
Tangsm: Who needs seat belts in space?
Lysander_salamander: hello folks!
Thagnok: Oh to sleep for 2 weeks.
Lysander_salamander: This is an interesting way to start a character
Anubix_007: I could do with a 2 week sleep
Thagnok: Right. Now that's the kind of nap I could get behind.
TacitusVigil: Oh, is this the sequel to Passengers?
Anubix_007: Kid lets go
Raincoast_Bear: Hi Team Talk/Sim. How is the weather in Victoria today? It's smoggy in Vancouver.
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Lysander_salamander: I've read a few scifi books where some colonists were descended from extreme larpers, so end up looking like elves, orcs, and so forth.
neomeruru: Hey y'all! Thanks for playing our game!
Lysander_salamander: oh, you're a dev?
neomeruru: Yep! I wrote all of these many, many words.
Lysander_salamander: that's so cool
neuro_deviant: Wait, that's the game's *actual* name? I might have to check it out
neomeruru: Thanks so much for saying so!
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Tangsm: Shredding the paper without a word sounds like an Anemone move.
noSmokeFire: so are we seeing the future, or seeing alternate games?
They_Are_Alyx: YEs
Thisbymaster: 30 mins out of cryosleep and they are carting you into school?
neomeruru: @AnAnonymousGifter Thanks for the gift sub!
neuro_deviant: you should always believe parents over your own memories, right?
KeytarCat: I don't like him, but he's right
jacqui_lantern234: oh, look! its a beautiful group of friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!! <3
Mischievous_Catgeist: sportsball!
noSmokeFire: some interesting future fashion going on here
jacqui_lantern234: auntie seedant?! ...i love it
Lysander_salamander: this is great
KeytarCat: Make sure the nightmares don't come true
jacqui_lantern234: moist science
ShifuDaxiongmao: ah, the "you can lick it, but probably shouldn't" sciences
Utopos: See if you'd studied humanities, you would've learned that the real monster was humanity itself.
KeytarCat: Funtree
KeytarCat: Are swamps acidic?
neuro_deviant: twitter's "lick a random mineral" threads are fun
noSmokeFire: Acid Swamps sound like Fromsoft nonsense
Mischievous_Catgeist: it is a basic land
Gekyouryuu: @utopos you can learn that from watching Scooby-Doo, according to boring people on the internet
KeytarCat: Swamps don't have a specific pH, Bogs are the acidic ones. -- quick google
Gekyouryuu: if you're trying to care for something that doesn't like acid, the work is simple. it's fairly basic, even
SkylerRingtail: @Gekyouryuu ysbrydPunjail
KeytarCat: First dawn means more suns!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I believe twin suns were mentioned
Gekyouryuu: if this is a card game, I expect 5 dawns
Juliamon: oh no, monetary kudos
KeytarCat: Wow, that's like my mom
HasturTheYellow: Currently building the last few units of my first 40k kit that I nabbed because of the KillTeam Streams here, my wallets gonna be crying in a few months but y'all are fantastic all around
Gaz_L: An enemy on the court?
NewtyNewts: I was a Teenage Coloexonist.
They_Are_Alyx: FBtouchdown
NewtyNewts: This game half-feels like a deckbuilder, is that accurate?
They_Are_Alyx: Yes it has deckbuilding mechanics
KeytarCat: VN Deckbuilder :P
NewtyNewts: Interesting. A deckbuilding VN, that seems interesting.
Anubix_007: I love Sportsball
Gaz_L: pre-emptive kickflip call there
Spluuga: yeah the beyblade kids have to adapt to real gravity
KeytarCat: Prosaic Plains LUL
NewtyNewts: Sorta reminds me of Long Live The Queen, in stat display... I imagine the deckbuilding means you get a better variance in games though
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: bovidae? bovi-deez nuts! gottem
KeytarCat: wait, tang points when we worked with cal?
ArtemisHuntress: our dad's attractive
Invitare: Xenoegg is the sequel to Xenoblade no one asked for
LackingSanity_: hmm
NewtyNewts: Well, you got statpoints thing!
NewtyNewts: Uh oh. It's just like that bridge...
KeytarCat: If you look around the creche and don't see a sticky kid, I have news for you
They_Are_Alyx: Symbolism!
noSmokeFire: stress 100/100
BloodnBullets: not for her it doesnt
transient_b: good afternoon LRR peeps 😊
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Gekyouryuu: wait, I missed it, did someone die?
They_Are_Alyx: Yes, Tammy died
TheMerricat: @gekyouryuu in the blink of an eye
Gekyouryuu: awww
KeytarCat: @Gekyouryuu Tammy, in an electrical accident
They_Are_Alyx: The holoprojector malfunctioned and blew up
Gekyouryuu: jeez
KeytarCat: Oh I thought it was zap
KeytarCat: ANYWAY
TheMerricat: so chat do you think they'll do the responsible thing and have a counselor there to talk to the kids
KeytarCat: If we haven't already met a counselor, I don't think so
LRRTwitter: @LRRMtG> [Graham] Anyway this isn’t a new drum to bang on, but not being able to select default basics is literally what’s stopping me from buying the Space-ic lands on Arena. | And I’ve bought many fancy basics 😅 ||
Nydestroyer: Just got here but I cant read this game title without seeing it as something to do with "my life as a teenage robot" lol
Nydestroyer: Very tall stool
adambomb625: It's a shrine to the dark god
HasturTheYellow: iirc towers like that were used as markers of various sorts since if a place became abandoned the stone would eventually fall. But I could be completely wrong
They_Are_Alyx: @Nydestroyer I think the inspiration was "I Was a Teenage Anarchist" by Against Me:
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smashy_030: i carry good
Astramentha: Ben promised us walkies later! :D
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EOstby: Is this what they mean by hard carry?
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SpacePotato01: Just tell him to ask for new applicants from Earth.
NewtyNewts: Oooh, kudos! Is that money?
adambomb625: Is the currency seriously called kudos?
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
KeytarCat: Capitalist tools make capitalist worlds!
GhostValv: seabatBRAIN
smashy_030: do you want to forget?
NewtyNewts: Did dark mean forget, or did light mean forget?
They_Are_Alyx: Dark is the card we chose to forget
NewtyNewts: Antecedent. Smart.
KeytarCat: just forgot your sense of wonder so you can experience it for the first time again. is that irony? Probably not but eh
neomeruru: @NewtyNewts It's basically stickers for doing well as a child.
SkylerRingtail: Conspiracy: Mom arranged an 'accident' for more soil?
Utopos: If there's one thing that's always true in science, it's that having a baby on your team can never hurt.
GhostValv: haha
neomeruru: thank you, thank you
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: wait, if tang is short for tangent, is that a hard g or a soft one?
They_Are_Alyx: Yes
KeytarCat: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat If the kids learned their names as their intro to spelling, I'd say /ng/
Utopos: Awww, dad's excited about his garden!
adambomb625: What happened with that courier job?
nalha: i can relate to 0 artistic ability :P
BloodnBullets: well, being bad at something is the first step to being kind of okay at something.
They_Are_Alyx: @adambomb625 It's a thing we can choose to do
NewtyNewts: Would you get empathy increase from refusing?
KeytarCat: Using sobbing to get through the smell
NewtyNewts: Does higher numbers over the target mean better stats/less stress?
nalha: gaining +1 biology? are you growing more limbs?
KeytarCat: Kudoin
Spades_Slicc: hate that
NewtyNewts: Ooh, grey goo!
adambomb625: Zombies!
They_Are_Alyx: @NewtyNewts We get a bigger increase to stats the more we go over the goal
Utopos: That seems... worrying
KeytarCat: That's not gonna be good
Spluuga: what if... blender...
Spades_Slicc: What keeps their population under control?
Spades_Slicc: will it eat humans
Gekyouryuu: if you can remember a Vertumnalia, you weren't really there
EOstby: An Auspicious Name.
LackingSanity_: not talented enough for the talent show
BlackIsis: cameron.
NewtyNewts: Less ammonic then
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: hmm LUL
SmashTCG: Safely
adambomb625: no Cameron, no
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hold_no_carter: so is sulfuric acid, Cameron
Utopos: Stress crying and candy ftw
EOstby: Good ol' Volcano. Nothing ever beats Volcano.
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
NewtyNewts: Hooray, 5 card!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: tang goes and does something for the sustainability of the population, we do the volcano and win!?
SmashTCG: when the volcano Explode violently
adambomb625: Even Dr. Doofenshmirtz lost to a baking soda volcano
Spades_Slicc: This dust is mid
Lysander_salamander: she's growing scales? Neat
oniontuber: lol her name is good
GhostValv: ow
SmashTCG: as someone with Psoriasis, i understand how this person feels
They_Are_Alyx: @Lysander_salamander She has a genetic augment where scrapes turn into scales
constablecrab: This small, possibly reptilian child must be protected.
NewtyNewts: Inspire scar thoughts in the child? That can't possibly go wrong
EOstby: You wanna know how I got these scars?
SmashTCG: Scale Psoriosis sounds awful NGL
SirenSongSeas: Oh I was wondering what the gameplay sections were gonna look like for this game.. and it's SO CUTE
Spades_Slicc: @SmashTCG It sounds more like tougher scabs
GhostValv: :O
SpacePotato01: Yes we are. And I am broke.
Nydestroyer: also very roguelike
adambomb625: Can we become creative
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART How is life as a teenage exocolonist?
Spades_Slicc: So you're saying Wheeler could feature this on ITYC?
Anubix_007: then i built a bad deck
NewtyNewts: Cam: do you know what numbers are on your cards? Mine have been blank for a long time.
DarthRagnar815: That's deep offici245Noted
Ashton: Jokes on you! I haven't learnt anything new since '02!
SmashTCG: look im Milling out here
Lysander_salamander: It does sound like a bit of a tradeoff. Is there less sensitivity, when the skin is replaced with scales?
SkylerRingtail: Nope, not ready for a deck-building existential crisis today
Spluuga: yes and I have too many archetypes trying to nonbo off
They_Are_Alyx: PrideLaugh Hey Ashton
Nydestroyer: Does that mean rich people figured out the optimal build and we need a nerf patch?
oniontuber: i'm still upset we tried to tell the reptile child to be more careful
oniontuber: love that animals is a stat
adambomb625: Oh, so we're stuck in a time loop?
NewtyNewts: Interesting... is it a one-loop game, or as-many-as-you-want game?
KeytarCat: @adambomb625 Wormholes, bro
KeytarCat: What are they, bro?
oniontuber: "nearby" is impossibly cute.
They_Are_Alyx: @NewtyNewts You can play through as many loops as you want
SmashTCG: Ah yes, madness
SaxPython: dirt!
ContingentCat: good ol' Sisyphean farm tasks
NewtyNewts: Also, oh jeez is that the natural evolution of gauges in ears?
RandomTrivia: Pffft
Spades_Slicc: Actually that's spiders
Spades_Slicc: You arms are a series of class 2 and 3 levers
accountmadeforants: Yeah, spiders walk on erections, is how I've heard it explained :p
LordZarano: Flowers are hydraulic, that's how they point at the sun
ContingentCat: @accountmadeforants thanks I hate it
KeytarCat: It really is a good feeling
Spades_Slicc: @accountmadeforants accurate but misleading
BloodnBullets: oh does this planet have a really fast luna cycle so a "month" is more like a "day" earth time?
NewtyNewts: Could've swapped the two 1s so the colour sets were together?
mjiig: Is it possible for a planet with earth like gravity to have a moon with a ~1 day orbit? I'd have guessed that would require the moon to be inside the planets roche limit
accountmadeforants: This girl has been reading a bit too much /r/hfy
Firewhiskers: Um, okay MAss Effect's Ashley
Astramentha: oh no tang, nooooo
adambomb625: Stop bending reality to our whims, that's how you get daemons
GhostValv: oh no. not the newtypes...
kitsunexans: but humans are the aliens to this planet
SpacePotato01: So we just showed up on a different planet and have declared everything else 'alien' already?
Spades_Slicc: TAng have you considered that you in fact are the alien
Ashton: This is exactly the speech someone gives in a scifi movie before they're killed by an inferior alien
Astramentha: 😬 Someone get Tang away from the human supremacist literature
CommanderPulsar: My grandmother used to make palalpas, they're delicious!
GhostValv: :)
EOstby: Please, my science wets.
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: because there's booze?
Anubix_007: this game : Start with social build, end up brute forcing Intelect build
adambomb625: I warned you, bending reality to your whims gets you daemons
kitsunexans: it's been how many months with no rain?
Anubix_007: Its just demons from the Warp thats all this is just a start of Warhammer 40K
NewtyNewts: dust wet mid
Spades_Slicc: Late Wet was my nickname in highschool
RandomTrivia: Anemone is precious and I wish to protect her
Spades_Slicc: NEMMIE
seenoham: Nem
LackingSanity_: nem
Anubix_007: Thunder Lizard
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RandomTrivia: "WithFrondsLikeTheseAllOneWord" lrrBEEJ
Utopos: Neminem?
CommanderPulsar: Secrets of Nem
KeytarCat: ew, social stigma as a teaching paradigm
Spades_Slicc: Polar night?
RandomTrivia: Ooooooh, pretty
ArkhamArchivist: There's a perfectly good abyss out there to stare at lest it stares back!
SpacePotato01: Time dilation must be crazy on that planet.
Spades_Slicc: Is the wormhole a blackhole?
RandomTrivia: Why is everyone so adorable?! benginLove
QuixoticScrivener: Yes, hello? I would very much like to buy all of this clothing.
NewtyNewts: Ah, you get points for straights as well then
They_Are_Alyx: @KeytarCat Well the crash kinda screwed up a lot of their plans
Utopos: Good choice or stupid choice?
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Spades_Slicc: A shovel is simply a very badly made spear
Spades_Slicc: Oh a rake is an even worse made spear
NewtyNewts: 25 kudos!
ArkhamArchivist: Wide or narrow end of the rake?
Utopos: Well, that seems traumatic.
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Sethalidos: whee 2 years
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: rake is simply a overachieving bident
adambomb625: @Spades_Slicc Why, it's like 4 spears in one?
kusinohki: wouldn't a rake be like 12 badly made spears sharing a handle??
Lysander_salamander: or a weird lucerne
PMAvers: Well, other than that dog.
adambomb625: Time to take a nap
LackingSanity_: that seems so long for a game where you're supposed to do multiple loops!
Spades_Slicc: @adambomb625 @kusinohki alright it's more like a badly made trident, notably not a weapon effectively used outside of bloodsport
Anubix_007: that is so sad
NewtyNewts: I'm guessing your relationship status doesn't carry over between loops?
kusinohki: I'm very late to stream. how many loops have been done?
They_Are_Alyx: @LackingSanity_ The loops go a lot faster once you've played through at least one since you can skip through a lot of text
They_Are_Alyx: @kusinohki Still in the first loop
They_Are_Alyx: @NewtyNewts No, relationship status doesn't carry over
Utopos: I'm kind of into the loops taking some time given that the narrative is supposed to span a ~decade
Spades_Slicc: What do people think of the new youtube desktop visual
KeytarCat: @Spades_Slicc I don't know what that is to know what I think
h3rsh3yb4r: YEs
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LackingSanity_: yeah
h3rsh3yb4r: i have it sucks
SpacePotato01: yes
ContingentCat: yes, it sucks
jessieimproved: ack yes
SnackPak_: yup
Utopos: I have!
TacitusVigil: The key is to practice by dry swallowing popcorn first.
h3rsh3yb4r: @TacitusVigil popped or?
Juliamon: The key is to not dry swallow
jessieimproved: oh the good ol' 800mg
Styxseus: Sometimes it works, sometimes you just get a slowly dissolving dent in your throat for a while >_>
KeytarCat: @TacitusVigil GRAPES
TacitusVigil: @h3rsh3yb4r That's not for me to decide! :D
Spades_Slicc: @keytarcat sometime in the last I want to say two days, youtubes desktop site changed how video descriptions look, the icons for like, dislike, follow, etc.
Spades_Slicc: Everything is beveled
TacitusVigil: @KeytarCat Hmm, interesting...
KeytarCat: oooh
GhostValv: nice hug :)
ContingentCat: yes.
NewtyNewts: Porque no los dos
jessieimproved: I think it's more like apple butter
Sethalidos: Cori No
Spades_Slicc: Or is it butter made from tiger fat
Lysander_salamander: :D
Juliamon: I don't like either one
TacitusVigil: Tiger Tiger butter bright
HasturTheYellow: both
RandomTrivia: lrrFRUMP
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sdooweloc314: yay bezos bucks
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SnackPak_: lrrFRUMP
Spades_Slicc: Dogs have milk cameron
SkylerRingtail: And then you remember what hyena butter is
Spades_Slicc: all mammals do
ContingentCat: Dogs are mammals too
constablecrab: Dilk?
Lysander_salamander: Yes, but you usually don't consider drinking their milk
Spades_Slicc: @Lysander_salamander Don't tell me how I think
Juliamon: also, Cameron is only half on camera.
RandomTrivia: Part Cameron, part Camer-off lrrBEEJ
accountmadeforants: Cal'Ball
Firewhiskers: "This game is called Deep Rock Galactic."
GhostValv: rhombus!
Lysander_salamander: I suppose I need to work on my pov
Spades_Slicc: So this game is called Pathfinder
adambomb625: This game probably trains perception?
Firewhiskers: Ganbatte!
Mischievous_Catgeist: work
kusinohki: I heard a story where someone did something like this, but gave directions directly off the dock into the lake
RandomTrivia: sergeIntoTheSea
Utopos: Stop trying to make turbo happen, Cal
Spades_Slicc: When has a sibling ever pranked a blindfolded sibling?
Lysander_salamander: Marz is odd
PMAvers: Nah, that's a game for babies.
Utopos: Uhhh...
adambomb625: We're 11
Mischievous_Catgeist: nah taxes
ArkhamArchivist: Delicious Tomacco
Lysander_salamander: Nah Marz is just a jerk
Utopos: Is watato juice just alien vodka?
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Clench_Eastwood: o/
KeytarCat: Give: Marz: Whoopass, Can of
adambomb625: Take a break!
KeytarCat: It's using Nem for her!
Spades_Slicc: Is her nickname Tang, like the powdered drink, or Tanj, like the actual second syllable of tangent
NewtyNewts: soft beef
SquareDotCube: !findquote beef
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GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: evening folks. what're we up to? aliens?
They_Are_Alyx: @Spades_Slicc Yes
NewtyNewts: Get it equal for extra bonuses?
Spades_Slicc: @they_are_alyx excellent
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: wait is this a game where we have to study
Juliamon: we "study" in the same way we do everything else
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: clicking on things?
Juliamon: playing a card game
Gekyouryuu: if you tell an unrelated story about a time you got really mad and yelled at her, is that "Going off on a tangent about "going off" on a Tangent"?
NewtyNewts: Welldone.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh wow I wish this was how you did research holy crap
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I wish I had a real-life nap gauge
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh wow our parents are awesome
They_Are_Alyx: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou We went through a wormhole and crash-landed on an alien planet. Now we're trying to make it through adolescence. We just turned 11.
Lysander_salamander: the taste of blue
Pteraspidomorphi: blumon
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I'm just imagining glacier freeze gatorade
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the taste of blue
Juliamon: Our dad is a mega hippie
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I was going to say our dad looks Extremely Chill
Utopos: @Lysander_salamander I mean, we all know what blue raspberry tastes like and it's not like raspberry
They_Are_Alyx: Know when to hold em, when to fold em, etc.
KeytarCat: Like, how would a colonizing force not know about local fauna Wait, nvm
Thagnok: Wait I had to work for a bit. Who exploded?
They_Are_Alyx: @Thagnok Tammy
Thagnok: Awwww
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh god the houndeyes
BusTed: Put salt in your eye.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the horrible half-dogs
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: is this kid a naruto
CommanderPulsar: New game, who Dys?
Spades_Slicc: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou You better believe it
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: why...would you the valley of *vertigo*
They_Are_Alyx: OMG I love the concept of space shanties
Juliamon: GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Same reason Simba went to the Elephant Graveyard. Sounds cool and we're a dumb kid.
Spades_Slicc: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Marginalia can have little a vertigo, as a treat
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yeah fair
KeytarCat: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou You should see the prosaic plains. Well, once, maybe
Gekyouryuu: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou big Alfred Hitchcock fan?
josh___something: Lies, I want space shanties in my ears as much as I want regular shanties in my ears
gualdhar: apparently my first word was "shit"
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @KeytarCat eh I always hated pulling Prosaic Plains in draft
Gaz_L: new friend, who Dys?
BusTed: mew
RandomTrivia: D'awww
noisyblizzard: aww it would be so cute to get eat by a bunch of those Kappa
Spades_Slicc: The animal challanges you to a card game
noisyblizzard: eaten
Gaz_L: and we shall take it's name when we lead the natives in rebellion- wait, wrong sci-fi tale
CommanderPulsar: Great fried chicken at Hopeye's.
Diabore: @Spades_Slicc on a motorcycle?
Spades_Slicc: @diabore I don't know enough about Yugioh for this
ArkhamArchivist: Who, Dys?
RandomTrivia: Dys always looks so sad...
RandomTrivia: We must protect Dys
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: biggest mood
adambomb625: Ooh, rainbow card
SpacePotato01: Wasn't expecting 'stick your head in a dinosaur' today.
SpacePotato01: or not
Spades_Slicc: I want a cup of that aliens piss
LackingSanity_: 'perceive it'
Spades_Slicc: If it were me I would simply see the invisible thing
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I don't know that I enjoy stress cry
KeytarCat: @LackingSanity_ Didn't that kill us in Disco Elysium?
RandomTrivia: A bed of Electric Stinging Nettles is a really cool concept for an alien world
Spades_Slicc: Silly electrical plants, this great ape is intrigued by the shocks
drizztnailo: The title of this game is incredible
Firewhiskers: You're getting all sorts of compounds and chemicals from indigenous wildlife in your system. What could go wrong?
RandomTrivia: We didn't move all that dirt for nothing!
CommanderPulsar: I like tat boulder. That's a nice boulder.
xantos69: This will be bad.
drizztnailo: What could go wrong?
Spades_Slicc: 2000 Kg? That's almost 4400 Lbs
NewtyNewts: As long as it doesn't hit that sawmill or colony walls
SnackPak_: what's the worst that could happen
SpacePotato01: Boulders are made for children to play with.
Firewhiskers: It wouldn't hit any of the precious animals you've seen
SpacePotato01: Boulder(ages 4+)
xantos69: Killed Piggy
Bionull: Biomes and hormones let's go
RandomTrivia: Welp
SnackPak_: dinger
NewtyNewts: No more items
niccus: heatseeking consequences
drizztnailo: ya hate to see it
SpacePotato01: They couldn't stop it.
Bionull: Braverly
AveryCorvus: We found the Pale hole from Disco Elysium?
Bionull: Wait, we were like 5 inches from home?
Spades_Slicc: And you're just a child
Spades_Slicc: Ahhh, alien diseases
Bionull: Made in Abyss flashbacks
Bionull: Reject friendship, embrace card games
Astramentha: Fuck off, Marz
Utopos: Childhood joy has no tactical value
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahahaha
xantos69: If my friends didn't tell me I would be upset.
Astramentha: !clip
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Lysander_salamander: If you smell or How you smell?
KingTaltia: The Counterattack! Point goes to Cameron!
Lysander_salamander: Like, what your specific smell reminds them of?
KeytarCat: They're all one mushtree!
Bionull: Oh no, we're the villains from Ferngully.
Firewhiskers: You cannot kill them in any way that matters.
KeytarCat: @Bionull Astronaut meme
Spades_Slicc: Awwww, we can't milk the floatcow
RandomTrivia: "pop the floatcow" is not a sentence I expected to read today
aquinas_0: you know, this looks sorta like that old Mars cartoon miniseries they used to air on fox
aquinas_0: only much much less 50's
gualdhar: I'm sad we didn't milk the cow for its precious blue milk
NewtyNewts: Gotta up your animal knowledge to know floatcows have fizzy lifting juice... I mean, milk.
Firewhiskers: @NewtyNewts Feed the floatcow Pop Rocks.
Spades_Slicc: and he doesn't see you
Spades_Slicc: Must suck to be Marz if people are giving their Best Friends gifts
RandomTrivia: Don't worry, Marz, I don't think that will be an issue
aquinas_0: it looks like massively massively more modern Red Planet
NewtyNewts: Easy choice.
RandomTrivia: Game cute.
Spades_Slicc: Are we still in the zone of one and done with talking sim?
KeytarCat: Framework
Going_Medium: My life is draft chaff...
Lysander_salamander: This seems quite cool
Lysander_salamander: I like the art
Lysander_salamander: and the writing
aquinas_0: thanks for the stream!
RandomTrivia: Everyone is adorable and precious and I wish to protect them all (except Marz, who is a jerk)
They_Are_Alyx: @Lysander_salamander One of the writers was in chat earlier!
CAKHost: Thanks for the stream! lrrSHINE
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Cameron and Cori! lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Going_Medium: Cheer100
GhostValv: D:
KV1NN4: D:
RandomTrivia: :D
kumatsu: Best I've got is a pack of Dragon's Maze
Going_Medium: You're great. Thanks.
Pteraspidomorphi: Game looked nice, maybe I'll play it after everyone's bus vacation to the desert
aquinas_0: it did look remarkably awesome
Spades_Slicc: The clip editor broke before I was done so I'm not sure exactly where this cuts
Lysander_salamander: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Scorn) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (32m from now).
Juliamon: Also everyone please don't forget to watch today's crapshot
Juliamon: unless you're at work, in which case maybe don't watch it yet
danfromoz: Now the waiting game for let's nope