ElementalAlchemist: (it's very good though)
jessieimproved: oh yes, the crapshot is superb
SaxPython: What's good pre-game chat?
PharaohBender27: @SaxPython Doing all right. Curious to see how the bois like this came, having just read a review for it which was . . . not glowing.
SaxPython: that makes me more excited for the stream
SaxPython: they turn C- games into incredible streams
jessieimproved: we all know that a game doesn't have to be "good" to be top notch Let's Nope content
neisan2112: Ayo wut up pre spoop chat?
aquinas_0: innuendo mostly
aquinas_0: second hand
TimIAm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Scorn) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (4m from now).
Seth_Erickson: I'm excited to see what they think of Scorn. Overall I think it's a good game with some rough edges.
jessieimproved: lrrSIG
Mysticman89: its happening
GhostValv: amazonTasteTheRainbow
PharaohBender27: lrrSIG
Seth_Erickson: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
MAPBoardgames: lrrSIG lrrSPOOP lrrSIG
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Going_Medium: lrrCIRCLE lrrSIG
Going_Medium: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrSIG
letfireraindown: WOOOOO
SquidVorb: CORN!
Manae: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Scorn) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (2s from now).
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hug_master: I'm too scrared buy guys
Darleysam: A+ title
jacqui_lantern234: oh look! a beautiful group of friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!! <3
MAPBoardgames: !badadvice
LRRbot: !findquote yourself
Manae: lrrFRUMP
neisan2112: SKorn
TheWriterAleph: stick it in your scorn hole
MAPBoardgames: !findquote map
LRRbot: Quote #2355: "I can't leave the way I came in: there's a badly-mapped texture up there." —Graham [2016-04-20]
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PharaohBender27: !findquote Pharaoh
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
betweenmyself: Issum gonna get spooped? lrrSPOOPY
hug_master: frankh1Coolpumpkin frankh1Coolpumpkin frankh1Coolpumpkin
jacqui_lantern234: !findquote jacqui
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YawnLance: Tuning into the Wets Nope to watch some Scornography lrrBEEJ
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Ba_Dum_Tish: lrrFINE
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Nigouki: is this the phallic game?
dougma: o/ spoop boop
SquareDotCube: ah, atmospheric mechanical moaning
MAPBoardgames: !findquote boardgames
PharaohBender27: !findquote bender
hug_master: frankh1Stoney frankh1Stoney frankh1Stoney frankh1Stoney
LoadingReadyRun: did u know theres a dragon technique in this game
neisan2112: @Nigouki It's HR Geiger-esque, so probably
hug_master: osodepMyers osodepMyers osodepMyers
inetro: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #2294: "The I is for Ian. U is for Ian, too." —Ian [2016-04-12]
Drathak: lrrSPOOPY
Seth_Erickson: I think Scorn falls into the Little Nightmares category of horror games where it's more creepy then scary
PharaohBender27: !findquote bender
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
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MegaDosX: #TooSpooky
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ramonaviking: benginChaos
jacqui_lantern234: @LoadingReadyRun and did YOU know theres a pair of guys who do a show called Lets Nope who are talented and inspirational?!
Easilycrazyhat: Dat music is Spooky as heck
HadesLeprechaun: @Nigouki actually kinda avoided the phallus parts! kinda
Darleysam: @LoadingReadyRun dragon these good friends into chat to watch a stream
inetro: !findquote phallic
LRRbot: Quote #8050: "They are preposterously phallic." —Graham, On Geoducks [2022-04-26]
hug_master: osodepMyers frankh1Gift osodepMyers
loser2709: let's go
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Mushbie: @HadesLeprechaun ohh they are there, it's just possible to miss them
Nigouki: HadesLeprechaun aww, that's disappointing
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Sniknob: poge
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gamerthebest127: !findquote help
D33vious: prepare thyself for oily goo covering e'rrythang.
matthaus_c: home just in time for spoops delthe3DELB
hug_master: mousta32Diditwork mousta32MeatwadShakeit mousta32Diditwork
electra310: SOOON
Dalrint: that countdown was a lie!
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neisan2112: @matthaus_c buffpupHypeE buffpupHypeE
definenull: spoop time,
danfromoz: Time for the age of alien dicks.
irenrose: Scoooorn
jacqui_lantern234: @D33vious oh sweet! a normal tuesday night lrrBEEJ
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
MAPBoardgames: lrrSPOOPY Hey everybody!
El_Funko: Time to mm bap bap hee
neisan2112: SPOOP
Lysander_salamander: Hello everyone!
electra310: I like how it's tagged for "Scorn Canadian"
gibbousm: Ah, just in time lrrSPOOP
Seth_Erickson: THEY'RE HERE seabatClap
DeM0nFiRe: F
Easilycrazyhat: lrrSPOOPY lrrSPOOPY lrrSPOOPY lrrSPOOPY
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
TheWriterAleph: SoSpooky
GhostValv: :O
SnackPak_: I'll miss Ben
matthaus_c: oh my god is he okay
Getter404: KaRATE!
saucemaster5000: This Jordi recasting sucxks
PharaohBender27: tqsRIP lrrBEN
definenull: can't believe Ben is dead
BrindleBoar: heard you kids liked Giger
hatboozeparty: MURDER
danfromoz: Why did you do it Geordie?
MegaDosX: RIP Ben
neisan2112: Lets hope he didn't fully commit
SnackPak_: time for a new cohost
GhostValv: benginO7
inetro: So long Ben
kat2kool: “Bit”
Diabore: didnt think that through did you adam
Getter404: We saw everything pay up
saucemaster5000: They get paid
hatboozeparty: Oka, just get the other Ben
silenceaux: no snitches in this chat, not ever
YawnLance: I guess by right of inheritance I'm your mod now, Adam.
irenrose: Well, Ben is biomass now
Ravynn: Certainly there's no video evidence at all
TheWriterAleph: coxOmg coxMURK
El_Funko: Snitches get tickles
quasi79fu: saw what??
Ba_Dum_Tish: Adam very quiet?
Seth_Erickson: I've already clipped it and sent it to the Canadian Police Department.
Pteraspidomorphi: Mic might be a bit quiet? Intro was fine
CastleOtranto: Why am I streaming in 360p? Twitch pls!
ArkhamArchivist: Monkey only sees no evil if monkey get banana
GoblinPieromancer: snitches get riches
Sniknob: I can't believe beej would kill ben
betweenmyself: Tuesday night DnD got canceled, so I gets to watch the spoops live riffYeti
MegaDosX: Yeah it's a bit quiet, might just be Adam
greatscott2099: You got better...
GhostValv: well you probably had it coming
dankmemeter subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 8 months!
dankmemeter: I ain't no snitch!
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matthaus_c: I mean, we don't love him *because* he murdered you
definenull: murder is a pretty strong word
Seth_Erickson: The mounties are on their way
vellebastet: we love both of you equally
loser2709: very uiet
silenceaux: serial killers are so hot right now
Ba_Dum_Tish: Well we are snitch chat
BjjBrain: we tolerate him lol
Ravynn: Smash cut back to end title
vellebastet: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Tangsm: Shoulda dodged.
gibbousm: I'm 85% Team Ben
SnowbirdMike: hahahaha
kat2kool: But he’s such a good boy!
nyquister_: Stream is for babies
HadesLeprechaun: game audio is louder than person audio
p3nguinkin: You got better
saucemaster5000: welp Ben went off to date a fawn
tidehollowcat: Adam is a bit quiet.
fiftymcnasty: Kinda quiet
danfromoz: I love both of you. And we knew you would be back Ben. The joys of having the moonbase on a pet semetary,
loser2709: quiet
jacqui_lantern234: is it just me or are mics quiet?
GenericHerooo: Hi, everyone. KonCha VirtualHug lrrSHINE
electra310: Very quiet
laikagoat: it's very moist
Joecool190: It's very body horror and gross
YawnLance: Less spooky more wet
NimrodXIV: all of the body horror
Kramburger: me people can't take a little murder-joke
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
NimrodXIV: some booba as well
kat2kool: Too much body
MegaDosX: How descriptive
GhostValv: lots of dingle dangles
Seth_Erickson: actually not a lot of phalluses but booba for sure
D33vious: big ole goo slick.
MAPBoardgames: lrrBEN_BW In memorim lrrBEN_BW
matthaus_c: HUGE CW for big sexual assault themes
jacqui_lantern234: @YawnLance its called wets nope for a reason
nyquister_: Booba tea?
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Masslost: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
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Getter404: Ben VERY loud, ow
silenceaux: odds of vagina dentata?
saucemaster5000: I read a review of this that said it was good but not ENOUGH dicks
Austere_Squire: content warning: booba and peepee
YawnLance: It can try
El_Funko: Just a lot of wet meat
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun another streamer on my list has epilepsy warning in the title, just as a heads up
Seth_Erickson: Uncomfortable is what I'd say.
GhostValv: D:
Joecool190: please
Pteraspidomorphi: Thanks, it's great now
electra310: Now you are both much louder, yes
D33vious: ohgod...
laikagoat: yes plz
SnackPak_: gg chat
Lysander_salamander: tendrils and pseudopods
MAPBoardgames: Much better Adam!
ThirdGames: Yeah tht's good
DoodlestheGreat: Space: It's fulla peens.
kat2kool: Of course
Kipstar subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 23 months!
Kipstar: heck yeah spoops n goops
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definenull: we are going to regret this aren't we
saucemaster5000: sorry what?
aquinas_0: oh, body horror time
Xafty: @silenceaux what a wonderful phrase
MidnighterKnight: I'm only here for the loud boys reaction to geiger-esque body horror. ^^
loser2709: I want a physical copy of scorn
Seth_Erickson: It tells you that going in as well
irenrose: There shouldnt be any jumpscare spoops. However
Shadowhex92 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 29 months!
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TurnOneForrest: one part asmr stream, one part normal twitch stream
GhostValv: also it's a bit puzzley
gibbousm: yes
silenceaux: @silenceaux ain't no passing craze
MegaDosX: There's a whole episode that never aired outside Japan
TheWarDoctor8: Maybe check the settings?
Sniknob: Well if people join after the warning it's good to have after the title
Talin06: i think all LRR streams are quite
Ba_Dum_Tish: That one episode got banned everywhere
MegaDosX: And Porygon has never shown up in the anime since
Easilycrazyhat: Proygon is a dang menace
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betweenmyself: Prepared for body horror riffBug riffGator riffHurrHurr riffYeti
YawnLance: Yes, your James.
ThirdGames: That episode is why Porygon and its evolutions have never been in other episodes or movies in Pokemon
MegaDosX: Also there was the episode with guns
Austere_Squire: yes, LRR James
Xafty: @silenceaux IT MEANS TEETH DOWN THERE
TurnOneForrest: 😳
neisan2112: That was a hell of an episode
saucemaster5000: That was a fun Mine o clock
Diabore: blue hair
DiscordianTokkan: Porygon did nothing wrong, Pikachu caused the seizures
gibbousm: i hear it's mostly puzzles and the combat is not good
Austere_Squire: famous pokemon trainer, LRR James
neisan2112: They inflated
Ba_Dum_Tish: Team rocket is great
Seth_Erickson: James got that anime treatment
matthaus_c: like BIG big booba
jacqui_lantern234: lrrJAMES but booba
xantos69: Where do I sub to see James's boobs? Is that on the LRR only fans?
greatscott2099: Mostly this game like the ship from Alien with all the eggs on it. Basically, whole game with that architecture.
hammith: It's the boys!
TurnOneForrest: big dobonhokeroos
kat2kool: He was extremely pleased with his booba
Sniknob: I wish that was me
MegaDosX: Safari Zone episode for guns
jacqui_lantern234: @matthaus_c and i mean a BIG BIG
Getter404: They also banned the Safari Zone episode because of handguns
MegaDosX: Never explaining why Ash has a million Tauros
saucemaster5000: the pikachu onsen episode
Mysticman89: the one with all the tauros
Diabore: there was an episode where someone aims a gun at ash
ImmortalLen: Cowboy gun
BrindleBoar: Pokemon: Not Actually For Kids Kappa
GhostValv: some minor fucky wucky
irenrose: @greatscott2099 Gigerian, I believe is the word
Lysander_salamander: the what now?
GDwarble: An episode got cut where someone pointed a gun at the kids
loser2709: isn't Brock just banded now
danfromoz: The episode where Brock got naked and danced to goodbye horses.
frozenphoenix7: Ash paints himself up like a monkey....
Seth_Erickson: We'd been clamoring
inetro: Finally
vellebastet: Haaaaaaaaa
matthaus_c: long time sexual tension
Spades_Slicc: i find it endlessly funny that jessie and james' japanese names are the names of 2 real ass samurai that killed each other IIRC
Seth_Erickson: bursting down their doors
definenull: HE'S TEN
saucemaster5000: pika....chuuuuuuuu!
TheMerricat: important to note, these are 'not for western audiences' episodes. not 'japan erased them' episodes.
MegaDosX: Jesus Adam
YawnLance: On the regular, Adam.
Xafty: i think i have seen every episode banned episode
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahaha
Drathak: the forbidden love between de de de and kirby
ArkhamArchivist: Meta Knight watches
matthaus_c: is Meta Knight just Kirby in a condom
inetro: Dedede bottoms hard
Half_Duplex: for the uninformed, What was the jynx episode cut for?
frank_the_great: Kirby knows how to succ
TheWriterAleph: Kirby has an oral fixation
betweenmyself: The episode where Ash went on a eighteen minute anti Semitic tirade… Cut. pennyWhat
GhostValv: poyo?
nyquister_: The cosplay potential
SnackPak_: that's the line?
Stormthius: Please Ben you have to share now
hatboozeparty: Depending on how Kirby "fucks", he fucks ALOT
Astramentha: fist fist fist fist
saucemaster5000: too late
Getter404: Didn't Cynthia retire and start dressing like a mom or something?
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun 97, so ash is 35
xantos69: we do?
Sniknob: auragoKirb auragoBluekirb auragoKirb auragoBluekirb
YawnLance: Does Kirby spit or swallow?
danfromoz: Adam has forever changed my impressions of Kirby.
MegaDosX: Uh.
TheWarDoctor8: WHOAH
frank_the_great: We've been here before
Seth_Erickson: I do
jacqui_lantern234: "respected" Kappa
kat2kool: Kirby is only two letters away from Kinky
SquidVorb: so...
dylan16807: I think someone calculated ash should have reached 16
TheMerricat: I do.
Ba_Dum_Tish: We are meant to be slick on body juices today
nyquister_: Fighter Games
PhorrestGaze: I do
gibbousm: some rumors of Ash departing Pokemon and the side MC becoming the main MC
quasi79fu: youre respected??
GDwarble: @Spades_Slicc I don't know that they killed each other off-hand, but weren't they outlaws? Hence the translation into the Jessie/James pun
Austere_Squire: so i was not expecting to hear the words "kirby vore" today
matthaus_c: I wonder what Adam's opinion of chip flavours is
El_Funko: Australian culture
BrindleBoar: "I want to know what this guy thinks about Kirby porn"
NarishmaReborn: on fantasy literature
TheWarDoctor8: Respected? Heard.
Driosenth: wraslen
BlindProphet32: Sidewalk Slam
electra310: Rasslin
Seth_Erickson: I like to see opinions that might differ from mine.
GhostValv: it's at least entertaining :)
Lysander_salamander: Respecting opinions
ThirdGames: I respect Adam's opinion on simic uncommons.
frank_the_great: I wonder what's Adam's opinion of fighting games
Kain0025: I respect Adam and his ability to meme like a champ.
Xafty: adam, your opinions have caused me to buy games before
silenceaux: "Hey Adam what do you think of X game or character from game"
loser2709: draft mtg
SAJewers: Adam: whats your opinion on ben?
notthepenguins: I want to know your opinion! Respect... variable.
MegaDosX: lmao Funko
BusTed: LUL
niccus: we're all about that yahweh
PharaohBender27: lrrADAM , what's your view on the outcome of the recent municipal elections?
Talin06: you have a whole podcast to you opinions
neisan2112: On not movies
MAPBoardgames: Respect your opinions? Maybe. You? That's pushing it.
KWardJenx: The Savi-FANS live for Adam's opinions!
D33vious: is this the 4play before the game? so we won't go in dry?
p3nguinkin: People respect your opinion on wresteling!
Gascitygaming: what to do if i find people in jars
Kramburger: Australia doesn't have culture
mulligan2six: I live for Adams music opinions
TheWarDoctor8: Actually FGs and Wrestling
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun by real world time, poke anime started in 97 so ash is 35
nyquister_: No doubt learnt from NZer :p
Getter404: Knifey-Spooney
silenceaux: (I'm sorry Xafty I couldn't think of another good lyric)
MegaDosX: Bogan
Kramburger: Bogan
danfromoz: Bogans
Ba_Dum_Tish: Bogan
hatboozeparty: Americans?
frank_the_great: Bogan
Half_Duplex: adam is my 2nd favorite LRR team member
saucemaster5000: Normal citizens
Ravynn: Bogans
Catastrophil: Bogans?
laundreydhull: Yep. No. Sorry. Imma @ lrrBEN for whatever the DUCK he just entertained.
Kraest: Bogan
Darleysam: what's your opinion on Odyssey?
NarishmaReborn: for real, fantasy literature. checking out Abercrombie as soon as it's available at the library
MegaDosX: I mean, you're not, and you don't want to be
niccus: i see toboggans
matthaus_c: bogan deez
Seth_Erickson: Saw a bogan down the lane way the other day
Vincent_VonDoom: I really respect Adam’s book suggestions/opinions!
Vincent_VonDoom: I listen to Adam for book suggestions!
Seth_Erickson: I could see Adam being a Trailer GUy
FarleyF: Bogans with the Mullet bro
danfromoz: Grow a mullet and drink goon wine, and you can be a Bogan.
Xafty: @silenceaux you are good, i was assuming "for the rest of your days" but the bit kinda ran its course
failedprocess: Dude, Adam’s passion for Darkest Dungeon sold me. Absolutely respect his opinions.
Kramburger: Cashed-up Bogans is a thing
matthaus_c: a redneck chestburster
frank_the_great: An island is basically a trailer park
mochabeanie: in you are 2 adams
YawnLance: Adam could go full Hills Have Eyes at any moment.
definenull: kkona
Ravynn: The Saskatchewan in Adam is in there somewhere
El_Funko: in scorn you attach the trucknuts to your body
objectivefailure: There are two Adams inside you, and one of them has truck nutz
Easilycrazyhat: Inside of you are two "rednecks"
PhorrestGaze: keep the trailerpark adam in the jar
neisan2112: He is from Saskatchewan
Driosenth: and my truck
Seth_Erickson: LUL
silenceaux: baby with a gun...
saucemaster5000: God straps
quasi79fu: oh dear
matthaus_c: I am exercisin my pog given right
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SymphonicLolita: there's a secret hillbilly inside everyone born and raised in sask. can confirm
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vellebastet: 😆 😂 😆 😂
MegaDosX: Jesus had magic powers, he didn't need a gun
TheWriterAleph: What Would Jesus Shoot
FarleyF: welcome to the highlight reel
Seth_Erickson: shot that ;stone door right off
Kramburger: Adam's from Far North Queensland
neisan2112: Jesus got the gat
vellebastet: foxmarWELP
frank_the_great: Australia isn't really known for its guns
DiscordianTokkan: Ah yes, Christ for Canada, but Texan Jesus has a gun
Nydestroyer: Kcrist brother
unicornly: adam should listen to trae crowder
SnackPak_: WWJD? shoot people I guess
gundamschwing: I love 3 Gs. God, Guns, and Geezus
laundreydhull: TableHere FlipThis FlipThis FlipThis lrrSPOOP BibleThump lrrBEN lrrGARBO
Nydestroyer: k christ*
gamerthebest127: When fun game start
CaptainTalon447: what up everyone
panpan_unbroken: "lemme outta here boss DansGame "
TheWriterAleph: like... like a poison dart frog??
MegaDosX: What is this conversation.
SomebodyNowhere: isnt scorn the hr geiger lookin game
GhostValv: you ever just think about holes?
DiscordianTokkan: Webmata
saucemaster5000: Spider man has at least one exploitable hole
Nydestroyer: Blood spiderman
Seth_Erickson: @SomebodyNowhere yes it is
YawnLance: Jesus is Spiderman
Darleysam: yeah they crucified Spider-Man for our sins
matthaus_c: stigma nuts in jesus
Boon_33: spider stigmats
HadesLeprechaun: nah he's got a device
Catastrophil: What a weird cross-over conversation
Kain0025: Jesus is like spiderman
Kramburger: Bewn it's a METAPHOR Fucking hell
jacqui_lantern234: adam stop confusing ben!
electra310: This is so cursed and we are all going to hell :D
CaptainTalon447: Wait is it okay to play Scorn without getting TOSed?
quasi79fu: ok this conversation is a fecer dream
SymphonicLolita: if you search AO3 spiderman definitely has a hole
itmightbemikey: Our Lord And Savior Spiderman
Xafty: stigmata is any physical "deformity" that is born of religion
NarishmaReborn: No, Spider-man is Jesus
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SeaDiegoFC: It's my sub's birfday!
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GDwarble: Ben has completely missed the idea of Jesus shooting his blood at people, which is probably for the best
ArkhamArchivist: I'm sure this is a heresy of some sort
neisan2112: That will be the one thing I take from this episode
niccus: he had great power and great responsibility
notthepenguins: he did get crucified one time
YawnLance: Christmas is for Spiderman
objectivefailure: Uncle Ben died for our sins
saucemaster5000: Crucify that nerd!
frank_the_great: No no no no, Spider-man is Jesus
MegaDosX: Uh.
PMAvers: There were no footprints in the sand because Spiderman was carrying us through the air.
Boon_33: Jesus Saves, Jesus wept.
Kain0025: Always remember to ignore Ben.
Utopos: Add theological implications of Spiderman to Adam's list of hot takes
Haroldholmes25: LUL
mochabeanie: SHOOT THE GROUND DUH
kat2kool: I’m learning a lot today
Seth_Erickson: kill the ground Ben
Nydestroyer: Shoot her before she falls
loser2709: they were in Jesus wrist not hands
GhostValv: shoot the ground :)
TurnOneForrest: KKona chills
Nydestroyer: no more broken back
saucemaster5000: shoot the ground
silenceaux: could have shot gravity
MurphEP: KKona brother
Lysander_salamander: Spiderman saved a trainfull of people for our sins
xantos69: Shoot gravity.
Kramburger: Jesus would have Saved Gwen
vellebastet: 😆 😂 😆 😂
Austere_Squire: i need clarification on what Jesus is shooting from the stigamata
kumatsu: Bullet would've caught her
quasi79fu: OMg
empyreon: KKona bruther
YawnLance: Yee haw
definenull: ADAM
Nydestroyer: KKhrist Brother
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Omthebox: Kill gravity KKona
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frank_the_great: Like a samurai
SomebodyNowhere: gun nut adam
TheWarDoctor8: WOW
neisan2112: Wouldn't have gotten to the falling part with the gun
Seth_Erickson: Bogan Adam is the evil twin
Lysander_salamander: took off on a tangent
Seth_Erickson: for sure
public_key_reveal_party: I just got here, is Adam being American today?
Utopos: Hey, if she'd stood her ground, she wouldn't have fallen to death
silenceaux: Adam Savibogan
saucemaster5000: The spiderverse has some fun areas
MegaDosX: This isn't really bogan tbh
Xafty: @Austere_Squire if i was to guess, nails
MAPBoardgames: !subscribe redneckfacts
nyquister_: Bogan Adam, get back in the jar
MegaDosX: Since we don't have gun culture like that >_>
Kramburger: Bogan Adam does Doughies in his ute
matthaus_c: Snerge and Bogan Adam, partners at crime
vellebastet: PLS
Austere_Squire: Gun-Nut Anyone is probably worst anyone
YawnLance: I'm fully on board with gun guy Adam
TheWarDoctor8: Okay, Adam can PLAY one when he wants, point proven
HasturTheYellow: Gadam
TheWriterAleph: @niccus go dungeon
vellebastet: I'm dying 😆 😂 😆
laundreydhull: Maybe to end the fight with Norman Osborn in two seconds
DiscordianTokkan: Would you like to Cube redneck Adam?
frank_the_great: American Adam
Roger_Job329: The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a goblin glider is a good guy with a goblin glider
Ba_Dum_Tish: Waiting for Alex to bust in here and start educating Adam
Kain0025: SCORN TIME!
nyquister_: Bogan requires V8 Holden v Ford banter
Utopos: I feel like this is just Adam cosplaying an Albertan
BrindleBoar: pinky out
lamina5432: bogan adam is his wrestling face change
Seth_Erickson: Another life another time but not this life and not at this time.
PhorrestGaze: stinky gun
Easilycrazyhat: We did this
matthaus_c: you did this to yourself
SymphonicLolita: only guns are NERF or nothing
Austere_Squire: Are you saying we did this?
Kain0025: Hey, don't blame us for this
frank_the_great: The only guns Adam needs are his arms
TheWriterAleph makes big bowl of pop-scorn
TheWarDoctor8: pls DON'T hold a gun that way
PharaohBender27: !patreon
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electra310: We did this, it's our fault
Kramburger: Bogan Adam will Tag with Farmer Brock Lesner
TheNewDruid subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 23 months!
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betweenmyself: Wasn’t expecting Let’s Nope to spoil comic book storylines from several decades ago, but here we are riffYeti
Seth_Erickson: No mug BibleThump
SomebodyNowhere: and scorn has got some creepy visuals be aware
SymphonicLolita: gasp............
FarleyF: and you had better be holding a VB while your having that debate for the whole package
Drathak: but what about disc
SnackPak_: rip mug
kumatsu: RIP mug
Darleysam: we bought all mug!!
frank_the_great: RIP mug
silenceaux: We have exhausted mug?!
definenull: rip mug
GhostValv: benginO7 mug
MAPBoardgames: Most shirts are gone too
loser2709: bought sleeve
TheWarDoctor8: Mug?
Getter404: Want Mug
laundreydhull: begone MUG!
Austere_Squire: Friendship with mug ended, water bottle is new best friend
neisan2112: RIP Portable Hole
Going_Medium: Art
PharaohBender27: Mug now rare collector's item sparkl171Smug
FarleyF: Press F for Mug
TheWarDoctor8: Shit
TheWarDoctor8: F
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaaha
Utopos: The disc can be used as a mug if you're very, very careful
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
Lysander_salamander: Slaps bear -- Run.
hammith: Buy sleeves?
NarishmaReborn: is that at buhtsecks honda?
MAPBoardgames: I already bought Disc last week at your command.
kumatsu: Gonna go to Whitehorse and buy Sabine
laundreydhull: MUG must lrrBEEJ Come an emote now...!!!
hammith: Buy playmat?
Getter404: What if you got one of those Gun Computers from SMT
gibbousm: Loading Ready Run Car brought to you by Princess Auto\
saucemaster5000: like thai? Tie good, like shirt?
GhostValv: loadingreadymovethefuckon
neisan2112: Sending guns over the boarder seems super great
Seth_Erickson: Have a lot of LoadingReadyFun today
vellebastet: LMAO
jacqui_lantern234: can you tell us another LoadingReadyPun?!
Gascitygaming: favourite kind of pringle?
public_key_reveal_party: I would buy a lrr bumper sticker
patrick_stonecrusher: does bogan adam carry a soda bottle full of chewing tobacco spit?
jessieimproved: I always clean up my dingle thank you
BusTed: Might be dingling some bingles in Scorn tonight.
SnowBuddy18: what about a LoadingReadyRug?
laundreydhull: LRRMUG Emote when?
HasturTheYellow: But what if it was a Loading Ready Starter Gun so it only told Racers to Run?
PhorrestGaze: no unsolicited bingle pics
Seth_Erickson: sure is
saucemaster5000: we get it Geiger you want to fuck a V6!
BusTed: theblu69MEETING
SymphonicLolita: amogus
TurnOneForrest: oh ya bud
neisan2112: Its still getting more stuff
matthaus_c: amogus is big on art twitter
kumatsu: They're making an official VR version
YawnLance: new amogus is coming out
jacqui_lantern234: Chungus?
SnackPak_: I thought it was just a meme now
ashteranic: I'm sure Heather will be thrilled
petey_vonwho subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 7 months!
petey_vonwho: Car Go Space is the name of my Kotori Commander deck lol
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Getter404: They just did a big tie-in with a bunch of Vtubers
definenull: the pokemon amoongus
notthepenguins: it got expansions and more roles!
saucemaster5000: amongalingus
Bearudite: its 100% a thing
vellebastet: Amoongus
gamerthebest127: Amongst us there with thy imposter
CaptainTalon447: amalgous
FarleyF: new Amogus CTS when
Ba_Dum_Tish: And water
Seth_Erickson: The amongus art memes are great
kat2kool: It can be both
Omthebox: Not just anime eyes now
laikagoat: it's evolved since then
YFiddler: I love a nice Mogis deck
YawnLance: Amogus with big feet
GhostValv: and hips
SomebodyNowhere: mogus the minotaur
TheManaLeek subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 78 months!
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Omthebox: I've seen like 20 different ones now
Timagio: Amongus the art tutorial
SymphonicLolita: and the amogus ass
Empyrealist: I am excited to watch my boys play spoopy game
Easilycrazyhat: Amogus is Anime Moox
laundreydhull: Oh, & Amogus again when? I've watched the Youtube VODs from the year back CTS.
Easilycrazyhat: *mood
Lysander_salamander: Booth!
xantos69: We must go...further...beyond...
Bearudite: they just did a Halloween update
SnowBuddy18: draw water by drawing amogus
passwordlost_hereiam: So it's not actually about the game anymore? Does that make it.... and imposter?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Amongus is now the default shape for drawing things
Seth_Erickson: Charles comes out before Callisto Protocol
SnackPak_: only a Ben problem
saucemaster5000: there's also another dark pictures game coming out
Seth_Erickson: after I mean*
Joecool190: The game isn't too long for what it's worth
Timagio: Choo choo charles?
public_key_reveal_party: I have heard this game isn't great, so looking forward to watching let's nope
niccus: people have done it
SomebodyNowhere: oh hey manaleek
Timagio: LUL
NimrodXIV: you will easily finish this in 2 streams
nyquister_: Unless it is Persona 5 :p
Ba_Dum_Tish: Will there be any equipment to stream with?
GDwarble: Streaming on LRR while Desert Bus is happening would make several mods very stressed. :P
CaptainTalon447: Scorn has a very decisive opinion so far
HadesLeprechaun: this game isn't long IF you don't get softlocked!
SymphonicLolita: skorn
Lysander_salamander: Scozn?
Timagio: Adam the Desert Bus Deserter
ArkhamArchivist: No more week of Persona
SomebodyNowhere: I heard it is short
public_key_reveal_party: @timagio Thomas the tank engine themed horror game
Seth_Erickson: @public_key_reveal_party having played this game I think it's alright, but it has it's rough edges.
MegaDosX: That is very Giger
NightValien28: its so big even kekeflipnote use among us to animate
frank_the_great: Not at this rate. No one mention Kirby's feet
saucemaster5000: You think that guy... has a geiger peener?
silenceaux: is this a cruel joke where the logo is never visible
vellebastet: Welp. Already unsettling
PMAvers: Honestly, what I saw of the game earlier, motion blur actually makes it look better.
Seth_Erickson: I don't think there's any spoken words
HadesLeprechaun: theres no dialogue
GDwarble: @MegaDosX Dry Geiger
Sniknob: I don't know if there's dialogue
neisan2112: No voice acting in this game
Timagio: Video killed the horror star
VoidSpinner: there is no dialog
BrowneePoints: Oh shit Scorn by Natali Imbruglia!? LOVE this song
SomebodyNowhere: the thing I watched for the game implied there wasnt really talking
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TheWarDoctor8: There's little need for subtitles
public_key_reveal_party: @seth_erickson that's fair, I just read a few reviews, so I am only speaking from not having played it
laundreydhull: "inhale" "exhale" NOPE. To g o r e... switching to OnlyChats!
Pteraspidomorphi: yum, octopus
TheWriterAleph: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Lysander_salamander: teeth
TurnOneForrest: wake up samurai
laundreydhull: BYUE BYE YBE
neisan2112: They specifically talked about it not having Dialouge
Orlantia: so vascular
MAPBoardgames: Motion blur: Maximum. I want my motion blur to be remonicent of vasoline on the lens.
SomebodyNowhere: eye opens
Nydestroyer: Looks like a job for more sleep
Seth_Erickson: @public_key_reveal_party oh yeah definitely I couls see how some people wouldn't like it for sure.
MyBuddySuperfly: a mimir
silenceaux: why skin but no lips
Anubix_007: Hi Adam, Ben, and chat how much did i miss
passwordlost_hereiam: Dang those are almost as bad as my teeth
SnowBuddy18: oh, I thought that was going to be the other eye
Utopos: Mondays, am I right?
saucemaster5000: "you boy! what day is it?" "Why it's christmas day!"
SomebodyNowhere: creepy doings
Lysander_salamander: neat
Timagio: m e a t
CaptainTalon447: That's me on my first day of the work week
betweenmyself: Was hoping this would be a fighting game so was could get some nice Geiger Counter action pennyWhat
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote skin
LRRbot: Quote #5046: "...bones of skins, trees of beasts..." —Ian, murmuring distractedly [2018-06-13]
niccus: hooray you're born
TheNewDruid: cool
saucemaster5000: oh no... Detroit....
BrowneePoints: Happy Birthday!
niccus: baby mode...
laundreydhull: yep. stuck in chat now.
TheManaLeek: This place looks squidgy
Bearudite: one must simply become papa
vellebastet: neat
Kraest: Good crunch
Austere_Squire: are we playing the creepy crawling monster that attacks the horror protag?
TimIAm: Ben see a doctor
Ba_Dum_Tish: Me when I have to wake up for work
BusTed: seabatSKYLADY
Orlantia: so squidgy
Seth_Erickson: Ah so it's minecraft
Lysander_salamander: sort of like the beginning of Myst
Diabore: silly james
fiftymcnasty: Those problems solve themselves
passwordlost_hereiam: Well those problems solve eachother Ben
Darleysam: and credits
7gorobei: HyperGravity
GDwarble: @Lysander_salamander ...One or two differences come to mind
Timagio: LUL
uchihab7: Oh lord its a tower of god thing isnt it
nyquister_: Mostly walking
saucemaster5000: Movies are just games with simpler controls
laundreydhull: I saw a clip of this game and am like, "There's no way I can watch this willingly...!!"
ThirdGames: I'd be down for a Let's Nope movie night
SomebodyNowhere: ooh do you have skin now
TheWarDoctor8: Bingo time
Orlantia: the gameplay was the friends we made along the way
Getter404: Surprise it's actually a Trombone Champ ARG
laundreydhull: on twitter
electra310: We have feet!
Anubix_007: When did a new Dark Souls game drop?
SomebodyNowhere: you have a lower half
laikagoat: wheelerFee wheelerT
irenrose: feet
Timagio: Also very naked
YawnLance: Peener spotted
Darleysam: and that's why ben got kicked out of medical school
TheWarDoctor8: I've heard... mixed things?
saucemaster5000: Gummy Mussy
jessieimproved: that got me i don't know why
Austere_Squire: our hwhat, Benjamin?
whitefirecomix: it's where you dongle the bongle
Dog_of_Myth: Showing feet already?
laundreydhull: wait, I could just turn the audio back on still
laundreydhull: hold up.
BrowneePoints: Ben, are we cold and ashamed, lying naked on the floor? Will this illusion ever change into something real? We're wide awake and this perfect night is Scorn...
Anubix_007: Tis looks like it was from the mind of Clive Barker
saucemaster5000: Geiger turns up at the moonbase, spreading
xantos69: @BrowneePoints You win the internet for today.
GhassanPL subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 81 months!
GhassanPL: Any chance of increasing the FOV?
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Seth_Erickson: if nothing else I think this game looks fantastic
Lysander_salamander: like, the entire room is your sleep paralysis demon.
RaklarLS: the art is what if Giger, but without sexual organs everywhere?
public_key_reveal_party: Ben I'm concerned about the health standards in your apartment
whitefirecomix: there are too many veins in these walls for my liking
alex666dancause: Is it just me or this looks like skyrim?
quasi79fu: why do i expect a xenomorph to pop up??
quasi79fu: Or a dead space monster??
SomebodyNowhere: you're runnin around barefoot
SymphonicLolita: horror games be like "here is a nasty little man"
Lysander_salamander: This is very creative praise kink
Anubix_007: I see Hellraiser vibes from this
RaklarLS: @quasi79fu you're kinda already one, it's fine
BrowneePoints: I cannot say this is Giger inspired until there is not so subtle lingWeenie or Vageenie
Darleysam: we doing Bloodborne trailer dialogue?
Ba_Dum_Tish: I see Ben is talking dirty to chat
Mr_Dirty subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 63 months!
Mr_Dirty: no 5 seconds rule in this place
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D33vious: Yes, vascular everything.
Diabore: good squelch
SomebodyNowhere: well we live here now
TurnOneForrest: just gonna scooch right through ya there
MAPBoardgames: lrrGARBO ?
nyquister_: For a baby!
Bearudite: dont wanna rub your dingle on the dangles
BrowneePoints: It's a Cart Cloaca!
jessieimproved: that...is a toilet
electra310: Toilet of the gods
quasi79fu: that looked like a toilet at first
xantos69: Ben don't put that cart before you horribly disfigured horse.
SymphonicLolita: lrrGARBO
betweenmyself: Rascal Scooter riffYeti
TheWarDoctor8: Mirgo's Stroller?
SomebodyNowhere: ya dont just put your and in the thing
electra310: That was rude
saucemaster5000: Mergo's wet ure never got paid
laikagoat: i love that you just jam you hand in there
Getter404: Do not fist the wall dingus
kumatsu: ok, gameplay is starting, time to promote y'all to MAIN SCREEN
niccus: you have a friend!
TheWriterAleph: now shoot web
BusTed: Ok Robocop
Timagio: Touch it
hatboozeparty: Except Kirby
SquidVorb: ewwww
passwordlost_hereiam: Spider-man
BrowneePoints: Oh shit Assassin's Creed
frank_the_great: Just like Spider-Jesus!
nyquister_: Spiderman? LUL
SeaDiegoFC: Assassins Creed
Utopos: Sweet wearables
BrindleBoar: Assassin's Key
MAPBoardgames: I'm glad it was his hand and not something else he put in that.
blip2004: just unprompted "I Must Fist this whole hole"
public_key_reveal_party: it's the inverted assassin's Creed
Seth_Erickson: yeah
Timagio: Spider man, spider man
Anubix_007: yes
MegaDosX: Yes
Bearudite: and senses
SomebodyNowhere: and reaction
Seth_Erickson: He has a danger sense thing too
saucemaster5000: he also has the butt of a spider
BrowneePoints: And spider senses
DiscordianTokkan: And danger sense
spurius: and spidy sense
Getter404: Requescat en pizza
SpoonfullOfSugar: spidey scence too
Roger_Job329: and spidy sense
CaptainTalon447: Didn't this game have an issue with unreasonable crunch during development?
silenceaux: also that he's near indestructible
nyquister_: Spiderman can punch out Thanos
BrowneePoints: his reaction time, agility and strength are intense
SomebodyNowhere: in some he was smart and sciency
Omthebox: Some spidermans can shoot webs for reals
greatscott2099: Sometimes he is able to, sometimes he isn't.
BrowneePoints: he's also super durable
Joecool190: me made webshooters, he can cling to walls
Utopos: Does that mean that his muscles work by filling his limbs with fluid like a spider?
MAPBoardgames: Own it.
LithelyUnshod: ONly Tobey has naturals
DiscordianTokkan: Sometimes he shoot meat web, sometimes he shoot cyber web
EMNetwork: give it a butt rope!
SnowBuddy18: easier to aim
BrowneePoints: IS HE SUPPOSED TO USE HIS BUTTHOLE BEN
Seth_Erickson: because he's still at least some part human
SquareDotCube: Peter couldn't clench
passwordlost_hereiam: Hefty naturals
electra310: Early aiming trials went poorly
Nydestroyer: just toby
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: the Tobey McGuire spiderman could actually shoot webs
PMAvers: Do you want him to fill his pants with spiderweb when it accidentally goes off
SpleenLord: Venom is natural
NightValien28: BrowneePoints of course we need realism
Darleysam: skidap badap
Manae: Turns out he can always do the butt web, but it's just not practical
BusTed: *plip*
HasturTheYellow: Miles has Natural Lighting
DiscordianTokkan: Venom-suit made its own also
ThirdGames: God was not involved in the creation of spiders
uchihab7: The butt spider man was on Adventure Bros
SeaDiegoFC: Miles has the spider powers of electro shock
multeyemeteor: I like this switch up in roles, where Adam is the sensible one
raulghoulia: venture bros has a spider accurate spider man
Mr_Dirty: pants get in the way for butt webs
SymphonicLolita: PowerFist(tm)
Anubix_007: Major Hellraiser vibes
Ba_Dum_Tish: Spiderbutt spiderbutt, shoots webs out of it, spiderbutt
betweenmyself: Peter Parker lacks the fine spinneret control of your average spider.
SomebodyNowhere: dude is way too comfortable with just shoving his hands in things
SnowBuddy18: infinity gauntlet acquired
neisan2112: Is this SOMA with the puting our hands in things?
Kraest: Real good noises
BrowneePoints: no Toby has the naturals and they had to write a comic, where Peter turned into a Real Spider, then BIRTHED himself, to explain the natural web shooting for the movies. I shit you not. @LoadingReadyRun
Austere_Squire: this person has not watched enough horror if they're stikcing their hands places
kumatsu: Poozles
Austere_Squire: are you growing skin?
Catastrophil: I wanna see spider-man the spider purist, only eats flies and shoots web out his but
saucemaster5000: this hotel sucks
EMNetwork: finally a game for people who want to imagine the tacticle sensation of sticking their hand up a horses butt
GhassanPL: Well this interface is pretty ableist
SnowBuddy18: @BrowneePoints WOW
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote sneaky
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Scy_Anide: They must have hired the architect of a Resident Evil mansion.
MAPBoardgames: Where does spiderman's webs come from ? HYCYBH? Ski-dap ba-dap!
kumatsu: Hell
GhostofJeffGoldblum subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 14 months!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: 14 months, that's the spookiest anniversary!
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niccus: i'm sure you can find the architect on a wall somewhere
BrowneePoints: @SnowBuddy18 Yea, they literally did a comic where he turned into a Spider and then birthed himself from its corpse and gained Natural Webshooters
saucemaster5000: Detroit, we covered this
Lysander_salamander: are those train tracks?
Bearudite: 3am
passwordlost_hereiam: Dang even Geiger would look at this game and be like "okay guys, maybe pull back a bit"
Bearudite: AYY
saucemaster5000: hey now
SomebodyNowhere: welcome to detroit
electra310: New York City, 2024
PMAvers: Welcome to Quebec.
saucemaster5000: We have more bart trains
lazermeow: looks a lot cleaner that San Fran.
frank_the_great: This game unironically looks spooky af
SymphonicLolita: "Manhattan Subway Station"
BrowneePoints: Yea I can see the Conservative White Gay Gentrification everywhere. Definitely San Fran
Lysander_salamander: funky meat-machinery
BusTed: 🤌 🤌 🤌
MAPBoardgames: No railings, uneaven ground, no signage. OSHA fieldday.
Darleysam: it's a machine designed to flick the Vs at people
Getter404: Feed the ceiling, Scorny.
Pheonix888: Just Toby, because Genetics was all up in the news at the time so it was relevant.
public_key_reveal_party: yeah, if this was san Francisco, people would be paying 1000$ a month for one of these rooms
Getter404: It hungy
RaklarLS: you'll come back to it later, don't worry about it.
jetpixi subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 41 months!
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Austere_Squire: so do we know why we're in the Collector Base?
Kraest: Here in scenic Existenz…
SymphonicLolita: very scrungy world
saucemaster5000: @BrowneePoints you forgot the tech bros buying out latin neighborhoods
BusTed: Sick.
passwordlost_hereiam: @MAPBoardgames Organic, Satanic, Hellworld Administration of course
Lysander_salamander: cameras?
laundreydhull: please don't....??
Roger_Job329: Cerrebro
BrowneePoints: @saucemaster5000 That also ties into what I said
BrindleBoar: train time?
vellebastet: whoooooia
MAPBoardgames: Of course @passwordlost_hereiam
betweenmyself: Not sure how this puzzle works… Disengage fisting protocol! *schlorp*
TheNewDruid: whoa that's rad
whitebadgerwolf88 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months!
whitebadgerwolf88: resubbing for meaty spoops!! hope its a good one!!!!!
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niccus: moyst
BrindleBoar: myst with goop
7gorobei: spookiest version of pipedreams
BusTed: :)
quasi79fu: we are doomed
PhorrestGaze: we need to solve the trolly problem first
NightValien28: meast
PMAvers: What, Cori and Cam are still in the office?
jetpixi: the Smarty Bois
Gascitygaming: myst but warmer and squishier
Catastrophil: Horror games haven't had enough rail-yard management simulation up till now
Omthebox: That was a face Adam
RaklarLS: it's myst, but more squishy
LithelyUnshod: I have heard this referred to as H.R. Giger Presents Myst
Spades_Slicc: cameron and jacob are here?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: These sound effects are very...wet.
BrowneePoints: Idk after years of yall playing Let's Nope I'd say you're PRETTY darn good at solving puzzles
Dragonality subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 47 months!
Dragonality: H.R Giger presents: Moist
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saucemaster5000: I've also heard the game's combat is pretty miserable
xantos69: Did somebody say Holes?
MAPBoardgames: Adam's brain can't be measured on a global scale, only galactic scale works.
jaydobbleyou: do we know anything about the story of this?
Tangsm: Ice cream scoop.
BusTed: Doin' a scoop.
Abelzumi: Need me a chair like that
Mortimew: everything's a butthole~ katesSong
SnowBuddy18: mc is way too okay with putting appendages in sphincters
Manae: Where's Samus when we need her to solve this puzzle?
Sogheim: is there anything here that isn't gross to look at?
MAPBoardgames: A crane game?
saucemaster5000: who thought this was better than a button?
Lysander_salamander: UFO game?
Nigouki: vaguely erotic claw machine
SomebodyNowhere: where was the cart
DiscordianTokkan: It's a one button crane game all of a sudden
Dragonality: @Sogheim Ben and Adam?
neisan2112: This feels like a Kid's science museum, with a bunch of interactive exhibits
Sogheim: @Dragonality I walked into that one
Welbog: What is this, some kind of meat game?
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KelevaStreams: @saucemaster5000 me, i love the meat gauntlet
BrindleBoar: eggoes
matthaus_c: ahhh, I love Myst
TheWarDoctor8: Pod people
SnowBuddy18: @Sogheim you
RealGamerCow: just casually putting your fingers in some holes
Seth_Erickson: H.G. Geiger presents Elevators
couchboyj: Gabba Ghouls?
Sir__Octopus: Safety rails?!
Orlantia: ya know, I didn't expect jiggle physics on a lever
saucemaster5000: a.... mario kart...
Bearudite: this is the answer game to the YAhoo answers question "how is babby form"
BusTed: I think a lot of people got that impression.
Lysander_salamander: there's shooting in the second half, from what I've heard?
neisan2112: That trailer was voiced by Pinhead
gamerthebest127: What is this game about
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Orlantia >H. R. Giger has entered the chat
saucemaster5000: they heard Adam might be playing and didn't want him dropping the gun
Welbog: This structure has spaceship vibes.
PMAvers: It's basically a i-sim.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Keikona
niccus: man road quest 2 is _weird_
vellebastet: A gun could solve this
frank_the_great: You awoke in a spooky place and you've got to solve a puzzle
Abelzumi: I love Neon Genesis Evangelion
TheWarDoctor8: It's Myst plus horror game atmo and combat; no answers ever given I'm told. All showpiece.
Dragonality: Flesh puzzles and meat magic?
Lysander_salamander: have to figure out where it starts?
kalira77: mmm, i had sounds off until just before that noise... wish i'd left it muted now.
couchboyj: Neon Gieger Evangelion?
public_key_reveal_party: I gotta say, not sold on the gameplay on this yet, but the ascetic is amazing.
Lysander_salamander: is this like qwop?
thegitrogsquirrel: this game is about sticking your hand where it dont belong
RaklarLS: mostly environmental storytelling from what I've played so far.
Koshindan: Ugh, crane games, am I right?
betweenmyself: Coolest UFO catcher ever riffYeti
niccus: alas it's not wet qwop
Lysander_salamander: oh no towers of hanoi
SomebodyNowhere: this is the strangest version of connect 4 I ever seen
Robot_Bones: Ah yes Cenobytes famous quote "We have such Crane games to show you"
GhostofJeffGoldblum: this Foley work is something else
Orlantia: which testicle are you supposed to move?
saucemaster5000: @Robot_Bones You opened the box..... I crane....
SymphonicLolita: this game sounds like what happens in my innards after I eat at dominos pizza
betweenmyself: Now it’s a sliding block puzzle… cool pennyWhat
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DaxStrife: Yeah so far this is "What if Myst but we made everything gross?"
RealGamerCow: me on a hot day wearing boxers
TheWriterAleph: this is the part of the game where I just sat back and went, "huh. okay."
noa2828: Just got here, saw the game, and immediately made a bad joke. My partner once asked me what I was eating. I said "S'corn."
Seth_Erickson: You've seen where they should go
jetpixi: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
SomebodyNowhere: can you get the solo pot on to the lit one
saucemaster5000: This is why Abacuses are stupid
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @noa2828 M'con
Darleysam: @RealGamerCow ..... seabatClap
HadesLeprechaun: this spooky walking simulator sure became a sliding block puzzle real fast
Seth_Erickson: up one yeah?
saucemaster5000: @noa2828 well played
NimrodXIV: up one
matthaus_c: so close to genius
jetpixi: LUL
BusTed: we learnin'
SymphonicLolita: playing tic-tac-toe with truck nutz
saucemaster5000: learning what exactly?
BusTed: splorp
SomebodyNowhere: something it happening
ashteranic: This was definitely the wrong kind of puzzle to add to this game, it's just kind of flow-breaking at this point
betweenmyself: *Zelda puzzle music plays*
Seth_Erickson: so then
jetpixi: wtf
GhostofJeffGoldblum: well, we killed something
betweenmyself: Butter fingers riffYeti
Easilycrazyhat: Whelp
SnowBuddy18: kill counter is at 1
matthaus_c: or we gave birth to something
gnomedeplume572: Would that be murder or manslaughter?
couchboyj: Should have paid attention in ckass, prof said this puzzle would be on the testicles.
dylan16807: rigged!
Seth_Erickson: puzzle master ben is back in action.
TheWarDoctor8: We can delete puzzle pieces
Catastrophil: Look, these claw machines are always rigged
GhostofJeffGoldblum: pro gamer Ben Ulmer
El_Funko: I see you've played craney wet meaty before
saucemaster5000: Seen Rush Hour once or twice in my life
kumatsu: Coming on down the line
Seth_Erickson: I liked this as a puzzle, it's kind of silly if you think about it but I like doing it.
jetpixi: "all the single satchels"
saucemaster5000: BOSS WEAPONS
Driosenth: flappin on down to the apple patch
frank_the_great: Can you break them with the other claw thingy?
SomebodyNowhere: can you just get it to squish another single
matthaus_c: Giger's Myst is not something I knew I wanted, but now that I have it, it's neat
Utopos: I stepped away for a minute and now we're doing body horror storage container management, I guess?
RaklarLS: there's an indication on what you need to move, but it's... not great. why did they make this the first puzzle i do not know.
SomebodyNowhere: hmm
frank_the_great: Shame, worth the try though
jetpixi: game is on to you
noa2828: Love flesh puzzles
glyndev: What am I looking at right now?
kumatsu: @glyndev boyksShrug
Talin06: do we even know what the goal is?
matthaus_c: that's myst baby
HadesLeprechaun: @glyndev sliding block puzzle but as gross eggs
Easilycrazyhat: Can't you moved the horizontal ones out of the way to fill the single spots there?
SomebodyNowhere: at this the guess is vertical 2 needs to go in the lighted spot
Seth_Erickson: I don't think you need to redo all of it just those first two
Robot_Bones: Its like the song says Illusion never changes in to something thing real. You're a little late, I'm a little scorn
BusTed: seabatClap
glyndev: @glyndev You know, I always thought the one thing sliding block puzzles needed was gross eggs
saucemaster5000: It's very funny.
nyquister_: Puzzles are scary
Himyul: I'm definitely spooped
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Rush Hour, But Moist
matthaus_c: I mostly come to Let's Nope to feel smart lrrBEEJ
Zanathosis: It's very scary
RaklarLS: there you go, you got it
Diabore: such a fun... uh... game?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: surprisingly compelling
Decaped: yeah, this horror game isn't funny enough.
EMNetwork: joke's on you we're arroused by repetative actions
couchboyj: Let's Meat Sack
NimrodXIV: sliding block puzzles are always scary
Mistborn83: this puzzle took me about 30 min
Dalrint: It's so funny it has me in stitches.
TurnOneForrest: gaming!
SomebodyNowhere: yeah if vertical 2 doesnt solve it I dont know
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
Ba_Dum_Tish: Champion of the claw game
Darleysam: seabatBRAIN
Robot_Bones: Its almost like inventory management
matthaus_c: hatch my baby
Catastrophil: What''s terrifying is that someone would design a storage system like this
NimrodXIV: Egg!
Lysander_salamander: yay
SomebodyNowhere: a new friends
BusTed: tqsBaby
fjordsword: egg-straction
laikagoat: zoeyEgg
Easilycrazyhat: Oh, those are definitely human limbs
Pheonix888: A brother! Perfect in every way!
itira: evening everyone
Darleysam: one egg please
jetpixi: awww a wee babby
Lysander_salamander: so squirmy
NightValien28: cool horror
electra310: Have a nice trip!
TheWriterAleph: jlrrBaby
Lysander_salamander: like a snake ball
Tangsm: Not quite enough bones in that leg.
saucemaster5000: well armed like Bogun Adam
matthaus_c: he looks like a limb flea
GhostofJeffGoldblum: a beautiful, bouncing, baby!
TheWarDoctor8: We're just baby sitting but in a 40k setting
Getter404: Is this how Creepy Crawlers are made
SomebodyNowhere: now we need the creepy baby buggy I guess
Robot_Bones: Think its wet in those holes?
RaklarLS: you've seen the desiccated version, now you see the fresh off of the... vine?
McMims: That building sounds so moist and I hate it
couchboyj: @robot_bones Just moist
TheWriterAleph: You ever just think about f l e s h
Robot_Bones: I was thinking sweaty
jetpixi: scoop the babby?
Easilycrazyhat: Oh no, they're still alive
Getter404: Grab him with the ceiling dealio to plop him in the toilet cart?
frank_the_great: Look it's twitch chat
SomebodyNowhere: progress
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Uppies! Moist horror baby want uppies!
Bearudite: I wish they played powerhouse during this whole game
saucemaster5000: this is exactly how my niece was cared for
matthaus_c: who's a little precious cutie
itira: ew
Easilycrazyhat: F EE T
Ba_Dum_Tish: Giving away feet for free
glyndev: Do you have to put it in the chair?
Going_Medium: don't show feet
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mulligan2six: Hey, my foot fetish is gone now
matthaus_c: they look nutritious
SomebodyNowhere: how do we get them in the baby buggy
jetpixi: do they have enough fingies and poesies?
Timagio: gross
betweenmyself: He’s been swaddled… So comfy.
SentientRatKing: do you guys want a run through of what each option does? It is a bit unclear so I thought I'd ask.
Utopos: Is it weird that the feet are what make this not okay?
neisan2112: That's some I Have No Mouth, kinda thing
xantos69: This is exactly the kind of thing that would scream "Kill me" if it could talk.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Put them in the gamer chair
matthaus_c: off to your first day of school!
Koshindan: Just like Mortuary Assistant.
saucemaster5000: got meemaw in her scooter
objectivefailure: Like a kid in a shopping cart
Easilycrazyhat: Feet, Gamer chairs. This game is Twitch Gold!
kumatsu: Time to go Walkies
GhostofJeffGoldblum: who's a widdle guy? you are! you're a widdle guy!
itira: Bernard
Himyul: Kevin
Calaban161: kevin
Getter404: Strap in junior, we're going to Costco
matthaus_c: Quinn Jackson
dragonwarrior000: Mommy i wanna ride the stroller
BusTed: Next station.
KeytarCat: Just gonna pull this down to 160p so I don't look too closely
NimrodXIV: uh yeah good
BusTed: yup, super good
jetpixi: uh
Easilycrazyhat: I'm guessing we probably shouldn't name them...
SomebodyNowhere: sure, good
TheWarDoctor8: Uh, maybe we don't get attatched
jetpixi: OH
Drathak: everything is goopy with an exoskeleton around here
SnowbirdMike: Hahahahahaha
McMims: crushing the moist baby
Lysander_salamander: oh dear
itira: you killed the baby
Welbog: wat
jetpixi: um
betweenmyself: Time to juice him
Roger_Job329: your welcome
saucemaster5000: we've done good today
GhostofJeffGoldblum: well he seemed to like that
HadesLeprechaun: "good"
BrindleBoar: par for the course
SymphonicLolita: VoteNay VoteNay VoteNay
drdngr: did you have fun quinn?
electra310: Oh, he didn't like that
McMims: you monsters
nyquister_: Vaccination
YawnLance: This is fine :)
noa2828: hat time
matthaus_c: open wiiiiide
jetpixi: :(
Utopos: Gave him a hat?
Boon_33: good work team
NimrodXIV: choo choo
mulligan2six: Gave him his juice
matthaus_c: eat your vegetables, quinn
earlgrey82: naming them may have been a mistake.
Darleysam: sadness factory :)
gnomedeplume572: Adam's face
GhostValv: D:
YawnLance: Quinn's getting some cool body mods :)
BrowneePoints: Quinten Scare-intino?
Dalrint: Are...are we the baddies?
jetpixi: i am...unhappy about this
empyreon: first round of shots is always so rough on the babbo
Seth_Erickson: Strap in Adam
itira: i dont wike it
GhostofJeffGoldblum: poor little guy
TheWarDoctor8: NotLikeThis
betweenmyself: Reminds me of when I would get my braces tightened riffYeti
Abelzumi: It's him!
saucemaster5000: He's a leafs fan, don't feel bad
SomebodyNowhere: where was the room with the scoop
Abelzumi: Scornsey!
vellebastet: Uuuh
jetpixi: @itira same
Anubix_007: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
CaptainSpam: So what in getting so far is that this is "torment this one dude, THE GAME". Am I close?
matthaus_c: Scorn, or some say Scornm
jetpixi: deaden your insides
frank_the_great: Looks like it has to be on the circle
Getter404: Is this how Grittys are made
itira: he probably makes snow fall in the winter
whitefirecomix: he's a Genji main
Utopos: Alright, well now we know how both of you would perform in the Milgram Experiment
Abelzumi: Scornopolis
GhostofJeffGoldblum: M'Scorn
uchihab7: Emotions are the enemy adam, u only need them for dates, everywhere they are useless
BrindleBoar: even Genji mains have feelings
uchihab7: Everywhere else*
Darleysam: this guy never buys wards, and never ganks your lane
Gascitygaming: we yata bois up in here? *high five*
BrowneePoints: Okay but Zen 2 taps Genji
laundreydhull: @anubix_007 No. U LIE. I'm in chat mode and somehow still notn fine!! LUL lrrSPOOP NotLikeThis
hammith: He said Nasus isn't viable
BrindleBoar: peak overwatch players
saucemaster5000: Teemo Sombra and Genji in a new fighter, only choices
NightValien28: sounds like overwatch
Abelzumi: My boy's gonna get in his booster seat!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I can't wait to see what THIS machine does
SurfDownstage: King behavior
SymphonicLolita: you have bested the gamers
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I'm sure it's very upsetting
notthepenguins: don't negotiate with terrorists
LackingSanity_: its because 90% of the cc in the game was taken out and replaced with more damage moves
Boon_33: when in cooperstown be sure to check out the fenimore cooper museum
McMims: oh no, back to tormenting the baby
jetpixi: im having a w worry
Lysander_salamander: I used to main Zenyatta when I played that game.
Easilycrazyhat: My mom told me not to bend to peer pressure. Maternal pressure, on the other hand...
Darleysam: weird how they changed the Tank role to Junker Queen
NimrodXIV: lrrSCOOP time
Welbog: Does he want to be scooped out?
BrowneePoints: *hides his 80 hrs of comp Zenyatta play behind the curtain*
SomebodyNowhere: yeah they needed the hat to use this crane
Koshindan: "Father!"
BusTed: reaching out
BusTed: GivePLZ
glyndev: He wants a hug!
jetpixi: oh god
objectivefailure: Into the ice cream scooper
GhostofJeffGoldblum: it's the screaming really that makes it distressing
Abelzumi: Go up to him!
matthaus_c: i cream!
Abelzumi: Awwwww
Easilycrazyhat: Time to go to school!
Pheonix888: i feel aprehension
RealGamerCow: huggies?
Fanklok: what is happening here
Getter404: He just wants to give head pats!
Drathak: father I do not want to be scooped
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh, my
Kramburger: "Melonballer, I need your strongest melons"
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SomebodyNowhere: squishy
TheManaLeek: Is he okay?
PharaohBender27: O_o
itira: uhm
nightraven949: bye quinn
Seth_Erickson: I would like to let you know that there is a way to not kill this buddy
Welbog: Uhm
SomebodyNowhere: progress
laikagoat: seems fine
electra310: It's fiiiine
Nigouki: man, millenials and thier avacados
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
Easilycrazyhat: They only need the one arm...right?
ButButTheJesus: oh god, is he okay?!
BusTed: unceremoniously plopped
kumatsu: Part 1: The MIracle of Birth
TheWriterAleph: jlrrPit
noa2828: Anyone want oysters?
hammith: Sepsis
Driosenth: what a crappy gatch
Boon_33: 80% isn't bad for 1st scoop
GhostValv: progress...
GhostofJeffGoldblum: an arm!
Papperslappen: lrrSCOOP
Lysander_salamander: yay arm
ThirdGames: Your prize is... A lifetime of therapy!
YawnLance: A tasty treat :D
Darleysam: to remember him by
mulligan2six: A kinder surprise?
SomebodyNowhere: what the hell
Getter404: This is the weirdest damn Gacha animation
jetpixi: what is the purpose?! :(
Dalrint: this really is not okay
Nydestroyer: well that was a complicated way to arm your self
Easilycrazyhat: wow
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL
ButButTheJesus: LUL
noa2828: gonna be handy
patrick_stonecrusher: LUL LUL
CaptainSpam: Worst Kinder surprise egg ever.
KelevaStreams: that's a really good bit lmfao
Manae: That arm is the key
frank_the_great: You can prob open doors now
matthaus_c: this game RULES
Juliamon: We are now armed
glyndev: Was there not an easier way to get the arm
betweenmyself: Arm = Cool Prize
SentientRatKing: there are two options there and the game is not clear about it
BrowneePoints: Yep Gore messes me up
ButButTheJesus: it sure is A Lot ™
Welbog: Boooo
Seth_Erickson: You could have saved him too Adam
vellebastet: This sure is a thing
Darleysam: Finish The Fight
ashteranic: rofl. There are two ways to do that particular puzzle. One is marginally less cruel to that poor dude.
Easilycrazyhat: Armed thrice over
itira: usually video game gore doesnt bother me, but thats pretty gross
TheWriterAleph: well shit. can i give a psuedo-spoiler about an alt route?
Abelzumi: It's him, the Stranger
ashteranic: you did not pick that one
lord_wertornion: it is probably a key xd
Robot_Bones: Lvl 1 Key Card aquired
saucemaster5000: only used for the "waving hi" mechanic
Easilycrazyhat: Everything is a key
SentientRatKing: yep
Koshindan: Baby went on ahead, but left something behind to give you a hand.
Timagio: @TheWriterAleph no
objectivefailure: That arm should come in handy.
itira: Ben you menace :P
matthaus_c: ride the 1% choices baby
ButButTheJesus: i didn't know when I played it either
Utopos: Maybe you can put the hand in holes instead of your hand?
vellebastet: Really??
petey_vonwho: I bet that guy was an arms dealer in a past life
Seth_Erickson: He doesn't have the weird little arm key right?
betweenmyself: Yes, I’m sure that guy had VERY high security clearance… pennyWhat
Abelzumi: It's too flaccid
SomebodyNowhere: how did you get your hand to have a spiky
SentientRatKing: Weird thing is the other option looks like the one that will kill him.
Koshindan: You scooped the wrong baby!
notthepenguins: an extra long arm
Easilycrazyhat: This arm's broken. Let's get another.
laundreydhull: Zombies? Sure. Their leavings at least decay over time.
Utopos: After all that you didn't even get the right body part?
Juliamon: I'm gonna rule that, given this this game is less than a week old, we're going to use the no-spoilers hey-chat rules.
itira: omg LUL
kumatsu: we don't know how to put things on the ground in this game, I guess
brainbosh: His arm doesn't have the implant thing huh
noa2828: Soooo is this hell or what?
SnowBuddy18: @SomebodyNowhere well, the wall had a butthole, and we put our arm in it
BrindleBoar: this place has a lot of heaps of corpses
noa2828: not the stream the game setting
saucemaster5000: jeez this game demands an arm and a leg
SomebodyNowhere: can you convert this arm to have a spiky bit
laundreydhull: Gore? gawd no. Keep Your Insides to Yourself!!
failedprocess: Friendship bracelet time
Seth_Erickson: You break him out of his jar and then he walks around with you
xantos69: Ben I thought you were raised better than this. Didn't your parents ever tell you that you use the WHOLE baby when you scoop it out?
SentientRatKing: It's in another room with a saw device. It removes the egg shell then you lead him around
Papperslappen: Maybe later in the game someone will show up and ask you to lend them a hand
BusTed: rayfkWelp
Diabore: restart?
GhostValv: D:
Diabore: go get friend?
Lord_ZYRK: The saw is. . . also not gentle
saucemaster5000: assuming the best
ButButTheJesus: same, ben
Abelzumi: duh
MegaDosX: I'm shocked.
Koshindan: benginTraitor
Seth_Erickson: To be fair using the saw machine is still needlessly cruel
SentientRatKing: It's weird because the saw looks like the deadly option
Easilycrazyhat: The horror was inside of you all along.
Mushbie: also you leave him behind
Lord_ZYRK: authEyBoss
HasturTheYellow: Letting him live is *far* crueler
NimrodXIV: you're not very nice to him after he's out, soooo
Timagio: cruela deBen
ashteranic: I did say "marginally" less cruel :P
frank_the_great: Clip of saving the guy: https://youtu.be/i-E87DDoaxk?t=271
betweenmyself: This is clearly the Undertale of Body Horror games. You have failed the Pacifist route riffYeti
Utopos: I mean, a lot of cruelty comes down to someone taking the path of least resistant, so... accurate?
Dalrint: So have we had any explanation about what is going on?
TheWriterAleph: he lives, technically
Kaaosa: isn't this the weiner game
Boon_33: like most industrial horror they failed to account for the waste made at production, they just assume it just disappears if it's not the finished product. hence all the garbage limbs strewn about.
Orlantia: but then the game becomes an escort quest
MAPBoardgames: I went away for a minute. Does our character have webbed fingers?
Welbog: Go toward the sound
betweenmyself: @mapboardgames not our hand
PharaohBender27: It does
YawnLance: Oh those aren't our fingers, MAPBoardgames
SymphonicLolita: p...pre...cious....
saucemaster5000: Andy Serkis was left here after filming Lord of the Rings
MAPBoardgames: Oh. Okay then. Carry on,.
Seth_Erickson: You should be heading towards the room with the saw.
Abelzumi: ,':3
Abelzumi: I have some ideas
Welbog: Wave it around like you just don't care.
TheWriterAleph: @YawnLance possession is 9/10 of the law Kappa
Dalrint: They said this wasn't a shooter but you've already armed yourself.
Lord_ZYRK: Good. . . bad. . . you're the guy with the arm
ashteranic: @Dalrint boo
SentientRatKing: @Kaaosa It's heavily H.R. Giger inspired so yes gets weinerish at times.
MAPBoardgames: What to do with the arm? Well, There's this technique called the stranger...
Seth_Erickson: watch the hallways Ben the arm key machine is close
patrick_stonecrusher: makes an excellent back scratcher
itira: @Dalrint sergePun
nifleon: This game seems to ask a lot of you right away
SquareDotCube: second floor?
laundreydhull: @saucemaster5000 Don't Encourage That Context!! TableHere FlipThis
CanadianDaz: I Don't know if I would say the saw is the better more just different
saucemaster5000: @MAPBoardgames The obvious solution
glyndev: Oh man you do not wield that saw with subtlety
SomebodyNowhere: now you can do both at once to open the door
Welbog: This is what I imagine the setting of Blame! feels like
matthaus_c: a wall-nut
Abelzumi: Like you cracked open the little dude
Dalrint: And now you've been disarmed!
Easilycrazyhat: Looks like it XD Not sure I'd say that's better.
saucemaster5000: He opens a real estate empire and falls into crippling debt
YawnLance: @matthaus_c You're telling me a wall made this nut?
xantos69: he was actually the boss of this game. So you have effectively won now!
SomebodyNowhere: that animation inserting the fingers is not getting less creepy
Koshindan: Sooner or later little guy probably starves to death due to lack of mouth.
noa2828: diarmed
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Diabore: next level
laikagoat: youve been disarmed
SentientRatKing: yep you leave him behind, but the door does close so maybe he frees himself. Unclear but not a great outcome regardless.
MAPBoardgames: Opening this door is so dangerous that we instituted a 2-factor lock. Requiring 2 people to open it.
ButButTheJesus: he, uh, goes to a Big Farm upstate...
Roger_Job329: next puzzle..please
BusTed: The puzzles are satisfying.
SnowBuddy18: I'm not a fan of the left hand entering the fingy holes
Papperslappen: So this game is moist Myst?
BrowneePoints: Abe Sapian!
frank_the_great: He has lovely eyes
HadesLeprechaun: you can crouch I think?
Pteraspidomorphi: Moyst
Lysander_salamander: Maybe I should watch that new Cronenberg movie
ButButTheJesus: @Papperslappen yep
h3rsh3yb4r: What is this? A big lump with knobs?
SomebodyNowhere: so many bodies
Bearudite: the whole terror of this is really undermined when you play looney tunes music behind it
Easilycrazyhat: Looks like my boy Thane from ME2
Nydestroyer: really this is just HD version of that kids train game
Welbog: Seems like a fun room.
BrowneePoints: Ghost stuck in a Robot Body
laikagoat: i need to catch up on bprd
Abelzumi: Well.
BusTed: i'mma touch it
YawnLance: Fisting: The Videogame
uchihab7: The smoke nerd?
Roger_Job329: Roger the homuculus best Hellboy character
Boon_33: will it blend?
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun just remember ben, dontcha put it in your mouth
Nydestroyer: Must acquire other hands
BrowneePoints: You cannot finger but hole yet
frozenphoenix7: I thought life was a highway
Easilycrazyhat: "I wanna touch it!" 10/10 IGN
code1300: At least it just yah hand
BrowneePoints: Pandaria slaaaaaaapped
itira: Cata will be gooooood.
Kaaosa: cata SUCKS
Kaaosa: we all know it
betweenmyself: 🎵 Puttin’ my hand in things, walkin fast!
Decaped: I need to figure out how much WoW i want to play this new expansion.
Timagio: @Decaped the answer is none
Lysander_salamander: what happens when the Classic catches up with Modern?
Cptasparagus: dungeon finder killed wow
shendaras: Then they can do superclassic back to classic again.
Welbog: Cool drone
Kaaosa: prestige classic
Dalrint: Bring back classic classic wow!
Decaped: @Timagio That's just patently false. They got rid of all the things I hated about Shadowlands.
saucemaster5000: Just bring back Warcraft 2
KelevaStreams: that sucks tbh, not having matchmaking for stuff like dungeons is the fastest way to get me to not play a game
BrowneePoints: They announced Prepatch is next week but I can't make an Evoker until Nov 15 Q.Q
Bearudite: dockin
noa2828: This game is essentially Flesh Factory, incidentally the name of my industrial decor strip club
Lysander_salamander: ok sure
BusTed: plugging things in things
SomebodyNowhere: so squishy
nyquister_: Welcome to puzzle games - we don't make premise, we only have tools and doors
SquareDotCube: started the generator
nyquister_: don't *have
Welbog: Congratulations, it's a blorf
BrowneePoints: I don't like how all the controls are orifices
Boon_33: metal*cough*...MEATel gear
Mysticman89: you have unlocked your destiny. as long as your destiny is more flesh shlorpiong.
ButButTheJesus: you put the thing in the thing and then you turn the thing to turn the thing
Lysander_salamander: mine doesn't look like that, but I kind of wish it did
CaptainSpam: Sure glad we know what end result we're aiming for, too.
noa2828: you turned it on
saucemaster5000: going to disneyland
mulligan2six: The sound design is great in this
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Nydestroyer: Once again I wonder how you go to work in this office everyday. Training must be hell
Anubix_007: Loving the Boi-mechanical look and feel of the game
Anubix_007: great choice Adam, and ben
ArboristAndrew: Late to the stream. has anyone else mentioned how this game looks like a cross between Existenz and the Matrix?
Orlantia: so how much moisturizer do you think an entire place like this uses?
Boon_33: dong dias room, very artsy
Dragonality: Yeah, I'm getting some inspiration for some messed up DnD stuff involving Daelkyr...
thraximore: how's the game so far?
dumbo3k: @Orlantia I think this entire place is an organic moisturizer factory, that just oozes from everywhere
Decaped: @ArboristAndrew Almost like they have the same inspirations.
thraximore: I've heard mixed things
thraximore: the walls are self-moisturizing
saucemaster5000: Just a giant lube hose
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SomebodyNowhere: @thraximore frequently squishy
matthaus_c: the walls are plenty moist as a baseline
BrowneePoints: They self moisten
Driosenth: They produce their own moisture
GhostValv: you should always moisterize
TheManaLeek: What's it shoot?
noa2828: this place must smell like a deli
ashteranic: Doom Eternal 2022!
BusTed: lock and load...?
SymphonicLolita: meat gun
Easilycrazyhat: Are we DOOM now?
vellebastet: Gross gun
Welbog: It has a nose on the top!
objectivefailure: Sure is Giger in here.
Darleysam: it's a punch gun!
Tangsm: And now the game becomes power wash simulator?
NimrodXIV: you have acquired the poker
Boon_33: button gun
neisan2112: Its a Xenomorph tounge
gualdhar: hey you have the Aliens mouth\
Ashton: A meater
Seth_Erickson: It's gas powered basically
tyrsredritehand: a xenomorphic gun
Pteraspidomorphi: Is this a stapler
Roger_Job329: sample collector?
SnowBuddy18: is that a gun or a thrust master?
Lysander_salamander: sort of like the pneumatic hammer
SomebodyNowhere: does gun work in that console you coudnt use
thraximore: a probuscgun
betweenmyself: Suddenly became Pressure Washer: Geiger Edition
CururuGuasu: It’s the fing-longer
rosesmcgee: refractory period meter
KWardJenx: Thanks. I hate it.
nyquister_: Pick up litter time!
Mysticman89: portable shlorper.
Dalrint: It's just a tool! At no point will you shove that into something's eye
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thraximore: I wanna BE
Darleysam: also a song about dongers
thraximore: your sledgeHAMMA
SymphonicLolita: take a look at that snout!
Boon_33: if you gun stays errect for more than 4 hours... contact satan
gualdhar: OH, it's one of those pneumatic guns you use to kill livestock
SomebodyNowhere: keys and keys and keys and keys
Bearudite: rolltop desk
thraximore: @gualdhar I hadn't made that connection but yeah kinda
Bolsha: Yeah, sound that penis looking thing!
saucemaster5000: mysterio?
SnowBuddy18: all this meat based engineering
SomebodyNowhere: another phallus
Lysander_salamander: well, that did something?
thraximore: @Bolsha :grimacing:
Welbog: Game's playing itself here
The_Color_Twelve: well that was a lot of things happening
saucemaster5000: welp, used the chode claw, doing good
Asimech: Aren't all weapons keys, in the end? Instead of opening doors they just open people's heads.
Roger_Job329: What a good factory worker we are
Timagio: Mmmm, meats.
saucemaster5000: the good ones are
Bearudite: the gun has a nose on top
SquareDotCube: oh so this is the headquarters of Arby's
Dalrint: What Remains of Edith Finch: The Gore Edition
LackingSanity_: not a lot of narrative so far, mostly ~vibes~
thraximore: someone just @ me but I had to reload, what'd they say?
betweenmyself: I dare say those who designed this place may have erred on the side of over engineering…
brainbosh: Some of them are running sims
Pteraspidomorphi: The whole game feels like one deviantart account
Decaped: We don't know what we're doing but it's all our fault anyway.
saucemaster5000: bring back pizza
Himyul: are those amongii?
Drathak: go forth and shamble goopy ones
hammith: Alien Isolation is a "Hide for your life" simulation
Seth_Erickson: LUL
noa2828: dongclaw
neisan2112: Gotta turn on the flesh oil-rig
Lysander_salamander: just one?
matthaus_c: putting the deviant in deviantart
Boon_33: the nodding donkey is a nice touch
SymphonicLolita: woo
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
Nydestroyer: we did it!
thraximore: hell yeah FBtouchdown
Nigouki: Are we just slowly reactivating an amazon warehouse of the future?
noa2828: yay!
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ButButTheJesus: ayyy
whitefirecomix: FINALLY!
itira: my dream has come true
Welbog: Don't make Navi mad
BusTed: Uh oh, is that a health bar?
jessieimproved: hey I'm funny, I'll go tell my kids
BusTed: Sure is.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I walked away, I thought this *wasn't* a shooter :O
brainbosh: oh no your health bar showed up?
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Diabore: they do moisturize the walls!
dumbo3k: oh these are teh moisturizers
betweenmyself: You killed the humidifier… Happy?
McMims: oh is that how the place stays moist?
thraximore: I think you hold E to heal?
Nydestroyer: Basically killing the feeder fish in the tank :(
Asimech: "Die to my Grabby Arm of DOOM!"
thraximore: which is NOT well explained
KelevaStreams: choosing violence, I see
matthaus_c: I wish I had a wiener on each side
CaptinOfBeez: wieners to the left of me, weiners to the right, here i am, stuck in the middle with you!
saucemaster5000: and in the game
thraximore: wouldn't be Giger without phalli
nyquister_: Evolution made it this way
SnowBuddy18: @matthaus_c mood
MegaDosX: HR Giger
Fanklok: 2 weiners? In this economy?
BrowneePoints: Giger did the art for Alien
gualdhar: I mean, when it comes down to it, everything in life is a dick or the absence of a dick
eric_christian_berg: Hearing that to the tune of "Everything is Food" from the Popeye movie.
Lysander_salamander: I guess?
McMims: it is very veiny
Bolsha: Hey now, there were some boobs too
MegaDosX: And yes, absolutely was
Welbog: Twist the dick
Seth_Erickson: This is giger inspired
Timagio: @Fanklok Gee, bill
NimrodXIV: Giger art was full of genitals, yeah
HasturTheYellow: Giger was also a lotta vagina
Lord_ZYRK: Giger did a lot of naughty bits
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neisan2112: Yup
mulligan2six: Chest bursters are just dicks
HadesLeprechaun: Gigers were FAR more explicitly dicks
Asimech: H.R. Giger was super into genitalia in general.
The_Color_Twelve: I guess its a counter point to what was it Agony?
frank_the_great: What are you talking about? Everything looks like my parents fighting, not dicks
matthaus_c: yeah Giger was a very horny human being
betweenmyself: “Everything is dicks” Freud or something, shut up.
Mushbie: yeah the aliens head and mouth mouth were originally dicks
Kraest: I have a book of his art and…yeah…it’s all dicks all the way
Meltalar: yeah, I love DIx. I miss him!
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Mistborn83: Played this it is a solid 8/10. Fun to see how you do the puzzle compared to how I did.
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BrowneePoints: Biomechanics and not subtle genitalia euphemisms yes
saucemaster5000: He actually did all body stuff, this game is surprisingly lacking in Giger sex variety
noa2828: Let the musk out
SeaDiegoFC: From the window to the wall
salt523: Here's a fleshy goop hole... better put my fingers in it...
SnowBuddy18: one more big pp
Dalrint: So when does Mara show up
Mushbie: @saucemaster5000 give it time
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noa2828: Weird condoms
Seth_Erickson: never even been to a night club sounds like a lot
Dalrint: The older the get the more tiring all the fun things are
SnowBuddy18: clubs ARE exhausting
SquareDotCube: During the night? Kappa
Drathak: I went to a club once. It was loud
Calaban161: @Dalrint Hopefully Never
MitchTheQuaker: never been tbh dont really see the point
neisan2112: Never been, never plan to
TheMerricat: Ben and Adam are getting old chat :P
Welbog: Oh no it popped
BusTed: Whoopsie.
vellebastet: Samsies
tyrsredritehand: sploosh
LackingSanity_: probably 2019 for me?
frank_the_great: F
neisan2112: Never
nightraven949: it splooged
Abelzumi: NO
Abelzumi: SUCH
Kraest: Aw, you…broke it?
Abelzumi: THING
GhostofJeffGoldblum: We've been endickened
multeyemeteor: No such thing
Going_Medium: I can't count how many time this came radiates alien energy... If I did I'd be a gieger counter.
WiJohn: That's a bad day
betweenmyself: DED
eric_christian_berg: You have activated the Bukaknator.
SymphonicLolita: uh oh goopy
frank_the_great: If anything not enough
GhostofJeffGoldblum: that seems bad
gualdhar: here comes the throbbing vein
notthepenguins: oh
matthaus_c: oh we are in the pony jar
salt523: It's all over you now
Going_Medium: *game
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Mondays, am I right?
saucemaster5000: Night clubs are like drinking at home but it's expensive you can't control the playlisty and there is definitely a 20 year old tool yelling in your ear
nyquister_: LVL Up!
MidnighterKnight: The puzzle was happy to see you
WiJohn: This seems fine
ButButTheJesus: oop
SnowBuddy18: it's been almost 3 years since I went to a nightclub, and even then it was for my partner's friend's birthday
BrowneePoints: join the floor placenta
BusTed: Very squidgy.
Nydestroyer: Oh no, does that mean now we get mellon ballered?
comrade_cards: too much dick
Mysticman89: oh is this how babies are made?
Dragonality: I occasionally go to an LGBT bar/club near me, but it has a chill outside area
Welbog: Roll credits, you win
Asimech: "We are the D now."
betweenmyself: Got Akiraed
Tripleyew: 'evening, Ben and Adam, and howdy all
Talin06: it is not always penis some times it is a vulva
cidalfos: We’re now a resident evil end boss
Orlantia: so damp
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SomebodyNowhere: !findquote squish
LRRbot: Quote #6146: "The trucks are really hard because they squish you and that makes you release." —Cori [2019-06-19]
SymphonicLolita: something something bitch that's the tubby custard machine
Scy_Anide: Suddenly Zerg?
Timagio: I wonder how they recorded the foley for this game.
7gorobei: unplug from the matrix neo
GhostofJeffGoldblum: now WE are the little guy
Orlantia: we lost our key
kalira77: you're the quinn
DeM0nFiRe: worst bungee jump ever
saucemaster5000: well, one of you is the baby
noa2828: hey tod
Nigouki: are we a bootyful butterfly now?
Asimech: It's just like when you were born and you had to rip off your own umbilical cord.
Boon_33: born again now
nightraven949: the circle of life
Nydestroyer: He is grout
neisan2112: Was that husk your last body?
saucemaster5000: "Family"
Lord_ZYRK: You're the little guy, and it's your birthday
blip2004: Why won't you just die
SomebodyNowhere: quality vin impression
GhostofJeffGoldblum: cut the cord
BrowneePoints: Okay but Vin Diesel is Groot's voice in every language
Astramentha: We have an INCREDIBLE con save stat
betweenmyself: Have fun dragging that umbilical cord around for the next five hours
GhostofJeffGoldblum: why do we have a chest vagina?
itira: nooooooo
saucemaster5000: noo, our free food tube!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Giger, I guess
neisan2112: uuhhhhggg
BusTed: woof
SymphonicLolita: VoteNay VoteNay VoteNay
GhostofJeffGoldblum: answered my own quesiton
ButButTheJesus: HLORF
frank_the_great: Nasty sauce
Drathak: ow
Boon_33: and that's how you got a beely button
Gascitygaming: now i gotta buy groceries....
nightraven949: mm juicy
tyrsredritehand: nope
Tripleyew: Adam's face is all of us right now
MidnighterKnight: Mazel Tov, it's an....abomination
Dalrint: So you just...have a hole in your torso now...
itira: seabatApp
drdngr: so things seem to be going pretty well for us!
nightraven949: it took your arm dealing
matthaus_c: would you be the same if you got schlorped and rebirthed
multeyemeteor: Enborn and recased
eric_christian_berg: So.... what's the premise here?
SomebodyNowhere: do you still have a hand doodad
jessieimproved: is something supposed to be... happening?
Darleysam: without question, the art team absolutely *smashed* it
Utopos: Remind me why our character is doing literally any of this again?
noa2828: mood
betweenmyself: Lost your hand spike thingybob
thraximore: the REAL horror
NimrodXIV: I don't think an ad break is long enough for that
h3rsh3yb4r: @Utopos No one knows
Nydestroyer: Yes you should capitalize on this moment
matthaus_c: @eric_christian_berg Myst by way of H. R. Giger
NightValien28: Utopos because horror
corefluxx: Totally Neo'ed that umbilical cord
Roger_Job329: we have more flesh now?
SomebodyNowhere: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #5666: "Wendy's, sponsor us!" —Adam [2019-01-02]
ButButTheJesus: @Utopos no one knows
Seth_Erickson: ben did mention us losing our hand key
Boon_33: goods AND services, wow they really have everything.
Timagio: You can't make us
ButButTheJesus: !findquote yuck
kalira77: kudos on the appropriate quote, SomebodyNowhere
thraximore: @Boon_33 everything except common decency, anyway
Gizmoloid: @utopos they were bored and there was nothing else to do? :)
thraximore: 'common'
matthaus_c: !findquote wet
LRRbot: Quote #3608: "I'm still wet on the outside." —Ben [2016-11-13]
Astramentha: !findquote capitalism
LRRbot: Quote #8229: "Come for the Minecraft, stay for the dunks on capitalism!" —Serge [2022-09-13]
thraximore: now THAT'S my kind of quote
BusTed: !findquote flesh
LRRbot: Quote #3051: "First thing I do when I get up in the morning is have a nice flesh wash." —Ian [2016-07-25]
matthaus_c: maybe if we all had hand spikes like that we'd find these activities pleasing
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: Don't hit the president!
thraximore: @matthaus_c umbraHmm
saucemaster5000: erotic even
NimrodXIV: I can think of several uses for a hand spike
thraximore: like scratching an itch
matthaus_c: like dingling a bingle
thraximore: @NimrodXIV six, even
Papa_Princesse: six is even yes
saucemaster5000: could tickle our friend's necks from slightly further away
SomebodyNowhere: !quote ben
LRRbot: Quote #5235: "What are we gonna do, NOT open the talking magic box?" —Ben [2018-08-04]
thraximore: thank you I was hoping someone would acknowledge my ability to recognize odd vs even integers
Boon_33: earth 2023
betweenmyself: I dare say this game has just the right mixture of puppies and bunnies (63% puppies 27% bunnies, liquified and fed to us through our umbilical cord).
nightraven949: did we walk in to find that look upon your face
HadesLeprechaun: will smith slaps
WiJohn: I just came in to find you there with that weird thing stuck to your face
shendaras: If you had to be punched in the face by a celebrity, who would you choose?
saucemaster5000: Oh man, If Smith had said that to CHris rock...
hammith: This Matrix is gross. I want to be in the one with trenchcoats, Keanu, and techno.
TurnOneForrest: in night city you can become
Fanklok: When does Duke Nukem show up?
BillTheCat: atmosfear?
Dalrint: I never thought I'd miss the gooey place...
thraximore: several months ago
Orxolon: i just came here,how about terror wise?how we doing?
saucemaster5000: two celebrities acting like children
Timagio: meat *cyberpunk theme blares*
matthaus_c: @Orxolon less terror, more gross!
Boon_33: @saucemaster5000 one of them was paid to make jokes about the attendee's
aussz: anyone in chat from Sydney? I'm heading that way to get married and am wondering what to see while I'm in town
thraximore: psychological~
Seth_Erickson: same as Little Nightmares in terms of horror genre yeah
Orxolon: oh,one of those
hammith: It is ominous
Orxolon: ok
LinearGif: Is this the unglowing sea
Darleysam: creepy, gross, and sad
SymphonicLolita: big, open, squelchy world
matthaus_c: you say that, but running away from arms man was terrifying
Abelzumi: Just like us!
Nigouki: on thing I gotta say is man that terrain looks fucking good
thraximore: like Beksinski's art but more coherent
Mistborn83: The Art direction in the game is amazing
MAPBoardgames: Man, Myst island has seen better days.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I didn't finish Machine for Pigs, WHAT?!
Talin06: less scary more unnerving
betweenmyself: Body Horror on the level of the Toxic Avenger cartoon from the early 90s
MAPBoardgames: It had the tank in it.
Lysander_salamander: Oh that one, with the ghouls
saucemaster5000: I believe that was one of the first "art" streams
frank_the_great: I barely remember Amnesia 3
WiJohn: Big dead meat moms
Lysander_salamander: Amnesia 2 is different than Machine for Pigs. Two different games
LackingSanity_: @GhostofJeffGoldblum not machine for pigs, amnesia rebirth
SymphonicLolita: name checks out then
Welbog: Use moistwalk
Seth_Erickson: I did this ben you can get back
thraximore: the real horror: waist high gore
saucemaster5000: gotta pay for the dlc
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frank_the_great: @Lysander_salamander Wait, really? I thought it went Dark Decent -> Pigs -> 3
SymphonicLolita: the true horror is getting stuck on the geometry
HadesLeprechaun: gotta be careful though, softlocking is possible and the checkpoints are not nice
matthaus_c: oh fuck yeah bud
Lyropithic: I'd believe that
NimrodXIV: yup
NightValien28: very much so
thraximore: why would anyone expect Doom??
Welbog: Moistmyst
BrowneePoints: I think on average it has a 7.0
TheWarDoctor8: very mixed
ashteranic: reviews were mixed
matthaus_c: this game is the most divisive I've seen in ages
Seth_Erickson: Yeah, I was expecting nothing and this game has been quite good
BrowneePoints: but reviews are mixed
Ferisar: it does not once people understood it's a puzzle game
laikagoat: the scores use the entirety of the scale
Darleysam: I've not gone delving into reviews for precisely that reason. It feels like a game that will NOT meet fan expectations
Lyropithic: @Welbog Moyst?
Seth_Erickson: I like it as a 8/10 for a game
TheWarDoctor8: you havent tried the combat yet
saucemaster5000: a lot of people were annoyed at the combat, which I guess we haven't seen
Bionull: It means it's a Commander deck
Timagio: Moyst indeed
thraximore: people LOVE number scales
BrowneePoints: It's the "decent"
mulligan2six: Overwhelmingly Positive
Welbog: @Welbog Moyst.
ashteranic: but yeah, some people definitely expected a combat-heavy spooky game for some reason, despite the devs trying to tell people it wasn't
Ferisar: scorndogs
Ferisar: pog :)
SymphonicLolita: this has a lot of corndogs
NightValien28: 5 out of 7
Robot_Bones: 12out of 17 hats
frank_the_great: I feel like we're in the boring part where you do puzzles w/o fear. I imagine later you'll be doing similar puzzles, but also avoiding monsters
LinearGif: The numbers on the scale are liars. I weigh :) pounds
Mysticman89: now I'm hungry
Fanklok: perfect 5/7
Orxolon: 5 hot dogs out of a hamburger
SquareDotCube: a square root of corndog
BrowneePoints: for me, a 7 means it's worth the time to play it. Below that, to me, means there's some BIG problems
matthaus_c: my edh deck? a 7
Darleysam: this game is a pepperoni pizza
saucemaster5000: I only give people numbers
hammith: @Welbog I hate you so much rright now
betweenmyself: The Witness, but with at least 22% more severed arm keys.
Phallant: numbers are too complicate?
MAPBoardgames: I rank Adam as a 7
Seth_Erickson: I think 7 means it's better than average but still suffers some annoying stuff.
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
TiberiusEsuriens: Every single one of my favorite childhood games is a 7/10 on any review site
7gorobei: 12 slugs per cubic paprikas
TurnOneForrest: he's a 10 but he doesn't believe in number scaling
TheWarDoctor8: "6.7/10, too much water"
thraximore: @Phallant I'd argue they're oversimplified
saucemaster5000: out of 7
frank_the_great: Adam's a 7/7
Fanklok: listen up 7's the twelve is talking
matthaus_c: Adam is a seven but like a Se7en
mulligan2six: Jokes on you, It's a 5 point scale
Lyropithic: Anything more than 5 is gravy, really
SquareDotCube: All I know is if there's two more 7s I get to win big
TiberiusEsuriens: 6.5/10, not enough like DOTA
Tangsm: Rating systems should be like pain scales at the hospital and show a little emoji of how much pain you're in.
LackingSanity_: i can see people getting a little tired if you keep doing the same sort of sliding block puzzles and the game doesn't really give you much more than the (admittedly great) aesthetic
Dragonality: Especially when you see reviewers like: This game has terrible sound design, half-baked characters, but a decent story. 9/10.
aussz: the rotten tomatoes score system seems better. either it's good or bad
mulligan2six: Solid 7/5
Seth_Erickson: Yeah I think it's important to not put games into a box, oh it's like this game or it didn't do this like this game did
Spades_Slicc: Adam's a 53\/3n
Kramburger: I don't use numbers for ranking people, but I'd definitely make Adam breakfast the next morning
Welbog: I give this game a Serge out of Ben.
Seth_Erickson: It just demeans the game in a way that isn't useful.
kireawolf: For what this game it trying to be it is a 10/10. It 100% hits the mark on environmental horror, which is not for everyone
BusTed: Fun Factor!
saucemaster5000: I like.... reading reviews. From people I know. Scores are dumb
Scy_Anide: I find reviews useful and it's fine that others don't.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Longform coverage is helpful if you know how the person thinks, because you can figure out if you'll like it based on how they talk about it.
Spades_Slicc: GameBro magazine you say?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: But short reviews or numbers are uuuuuseless
objectivefailure: I only trust certain reviewers, and even then usually only for specific types of games.
zerragonoss: Yes your 7 is different than my 7 but if you I have seen a bunch of things you call a 7 and judged them vs my opinion than I know what your 7 actually means.
LinearGif: Butterfly out of 5, I can fly twice as high
TheManaLeek: EGM 4 life
Seth_Erickson: What if I never had a magazine?
BrindleBoar: demo discs baby
aussz: Nintendo power
saucemaster5000: It was EGM with Seanbaby
Bionull: Dreamcast Magazine for better demo discs
matthaus_c: lmao how can you compete with EGM
zeathean: PlayStation Magazine
Talin06: Dreamcast magazine
BeastiePunk: pcgamer, and coconut monkey
MAPBoardgames: PvP magazine.
Darleysam: PC Zone had Charlie Brooker
CanadianDaz: nintendo power hands down
TheMerricat: Antic for the Atari ST
Kramburger: Any Hyper fans?
objectivefailure: User reviews are almost always worthless. Everything is a 10 or a 1.
itmightbemikey: I was a Nintendo Power child
ZombieHendrix: GamePro was my magazine of choice
Easilycrazyhat: Demo discs were rad
aussz: Nintendo Power or bust
betweenmyself: I miss SushiX BibleThump
Lord_ZYRK: More like Dan Who
Seth_Erickson: Sounds like an Old Folks Home in here talking about game magazines DansGame
Dragonality: Nintendo Power
Decaped: Those weighted scores were a great way for advertisers scores not to get too low.
BluePlainCreek: PC gamer had the demo dics right?
saucemaster5000: Nintendo Power had the star fox and DK64 movies they sent you on VHS
BeastiePunk: yeah
Getter404: IIRC the "Fun Factor" was literally added so the reviewer could tilt the final average however they wanted if the other scores didn't match how they "felt"
GhostValv: vroom vroom
Seth_Erickson: It's pretty good
matthaus_c: Chainsaw Man is mega
TheWarDoctor8: Has Dan Shu's writing aged well?
aussz: how about those Nintendo Power walkthroughs, eh?
Ferisar: it's a 6
Ferisar: maybe a 7
Astramentha: I did, it’s good
Orxolon: meh
Seth_Erickson: I've seen it and it's still made in abyss
p3nguinkin: Demo Discs were great... until that one wiped my memory card...
NightValien28: its a 5
lazermeow: chainsaw man was dope AF.
hammith: Chainsaw Man ep 2 is out
Bionull: Made in Abyss is soooo good and so much more fucked up
Walla_tv: all i remember is trauma
call_me_Aras: I have every phisucal issue of american shonen jump except 1-5
MAPBoardgames: PC Gamer had that great review of Ascendency.
7gorobei: Adam, Chainsawman is your happy place
Dragonality: Made in Abyss is a WILD ride. But very good.
code1300: Some Nintendo powers are worth bank
Ferisar: i'm gonna lee sin kick you and throw the game
Seth_Erickson: The new season is pretty heavy for Made In Abyss
Ferisar: and you can't stop me
saucemaster5000: poor glenn close
Omthebox: I love the little rat
Fanklok: We're yelling at Ferisar again? I can say anything I want
Dragonality: @Seth_Erickson Yeah, definitely a lot of emotions going on
Timagio: IT WAS ME, I DEALT IT!
Kramburger: Wow Ferisar is a friend confirmed, congratulations
Getter404: MY MIND IS TELLING ME NO
BluePlainCreek: what other then gadrening with greg would you put on a lrr demo dics?
Getter404: BUT MY BODYYYYYY
Ferisar: button lights up
GhostValv: scorpion and the frog
kumatsu: bweeee bwooooo
Seth_Erickson: That new skin line looks dope
Diabore: vex mains unite
matthaus_c: sounds like a friend
SymphonicLolita: uh oh goopies
Getter404: The new skin line "hey kids remember Batman & Robin?"
Seth_Erickson: The pyke skin 👀
Dragonality: Lee Sin go brr
Darleysam: "For Frodo"
Orxolon: Giger-y?
Fanklok: Who the fuck is Vex?
SymphonicLolita: a little guy
Kramburger: If cortana hacks into our HUD I'm out
saucemaster5000: did anyone watch that halo show? Did anyone care about that Halo show?
Diabore: @Fanklok league of legends champion
Seth_Erickson: Vex is a league of legends champion @Fanklok
LinearGif: was that a toilet
Lord_ZYRK: It's a friend, and it just wants a hug :)
kumatsu: it was exclusive to a platform nobody uses
matthaus_c: yeah it was like a 7
Diabore: a lot of dong in the halo show from what i hear
VrolikSyndrome: Nah, the live action thing.
BrowneePoints: the Halo Anthology was great
Nigouki: HALO Legends was awesome as hell
saucemaster5000: they did a high budget live action one this year yeah
Welbog: Glowing of red scrotessence
hammith: I am just learning that Ben plays League to some degree.
N30dude: the halo show was an alright scifi show, bad Halo show
Kramburger: The Halo show was one of those shows where you kinda got the feel that they deliberatly ignored the source material
GhostofJeffGoldblum: in the Halo show, Master Chief lays pipe.
Boon_33: need to re-arm
Timagio: the nut!
matthaus_c: mass produced man
Lord_ZYRK: You're a different person, Ben. This game has changed you
Talin06: same person new body
WiJohn: The AC's out
Easilycrazyhat: "What is my purpose?" "I dunno. Somethin'"
Seth_Erickson: I don't know you were raised to do fucking something yeah bud
BusTed: Captain N
hammith: Castlevania
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BusTed: absolutely
Timagio: The Meat is interchangeable?
Kramburger: SUPER MARIO SUPER SHOW
Fanklok: Parouny did a live action Halo show. it's very divisive, you either rate it 5 out if 7 or like a 2.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Castlevania.
Getter404: Digimon
saucemaster5000: Twin Peaks
gualdhar: fuck yeah Captain N
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Easy Castlevania.
frank_the_great: Windmill slam Kirby
raulghoulia: Captain N the Game master
Seth_Erickson: The old guard remembers
Koshindan: Super Mario Bros the movie (the first one)
Welbog: Arcane, says I
Decaped: Arcane is way better than League of Legend,s sooooo
Lord_ZYRK: Thanks, Kramburger lrrAWESOME
call_me_Aras: Bayonetta anime?
Sethalidos: Captain N the Game Master
kumatsu: and EVERYONE is off model
raulghoulia: simon belmont
BusTed: They brought in Game Boy later.
SpazzyC: Zelda and Link
Kramburger: Link ws there
DiscordianTokkan: Belmont
Getter404: Simon Belmont was a jerk
Brozard: Simon Belmont
kumatsu: Mother Brain
Seth_Erickson: Arcane is leagues better than League
LucSnider: Earthworm Jim
BusTed: Simon was a himbo
SpazzyC: Excuse me Princess
noa2828: Is this just the Brawl story mode?
vellebastet: w h a t
Sethalidos: Eggplant Wizard
betweenmyself: Mega Man from Captain N smoked infinity packs a day.
frank_the_great: Pokemon is pretty sick as well
Spritz_T: king hippo
kumatsu: Mother Brain was a sassy black woman
LithelyUnshod: It's gotta be Arcane
Lyinginbedmon: To say these characters were in it is maybe an exaggeration, their names certainly were but Definitely not their likenesses
CanadianDaz: it was bad box art mega man to be clear
Lord_ZYRK: It's a Grandspa show, Ben. Your parents probably weren't even old enough to see it.
Seth_Erickson: and I say that as someone who's started liking League of Legends
vellebastet: 😄
Fanklok: Hold on, Adam knows what an isekai is?
Brozard: Eggplant
teeyeezey: Holy shit CAptain N was a thing I thought it was a fever dream?!?!
Brozard: from Kid Icarus IIRC
Nigouki: 1989-1991
zerragonoss: Game that is based on a video game, or game that is set in a video game universe because Arance is very much not a video game adaption but its far better than anything I have seen that is.
Kramburger: Captain N Intro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyoUecpe_wU
Sethalidos: It definately doesn't hold up sadly
kumatsu: 1986
Getter404: Mother Brain had the voice of Audrey II from Little Shop of Horrors
Lord_ZYRK: Came out about 16-diggity-2
Spritz_T: same year as saved by the bell
LinearGif: Adam knows things
VrolikSyndrome: Gross.
matthaus_c: Adam knows what a man's romance is
gibbousm: ask Beej about it
Decaped: I was very confused at how awful some of the LoL characters were after seeing them good in Arcane.
SomebodyNowhere: get out of the pies
TurnOneForrest: guy named Pie:
eric_christian_berg: Your quad-testicles are inflamed.
saucemaster5000: nineteen diggety two after the kaiser stole our word for twenty
GhostValv: that's why noone brings pies to the office also
kalira77: he spent several days in a car with Beej. He knows all the anime now
dumbo3k: yaoi hands?
HadesLeprechaun: one of the Sonics was pretty good, one of the Sonics was a fever dream
Lyropithic: Honestly, after Road Quest, nothing should surprise
Seth_Erickson: Have you watched any anime isekais Adam?
frozenphoenix7: Ok but can you get your hands out of the pies, people are trying to eat them
Seth_Erickson: big and long right?
Orlantia: you heard it here, folks. Adam fingers pies
GhostofJeffGoldblum: The clown egg thing is so cool and weird.
Brozard: Yeah, clowns hatch from eggs
Lysander_salamander: clown egg?
Kramburger: I learnt about Yaoi hands from Drawfee
blip2004: looks like the whole captain N series is on youtube
Diabore: oh that thing
Lysander_salamander: oh right
Lysander_salamander: the faces
frank_the_great: WAit, what happens when they die?
BusTed: tqsSmug
objectivefailure: I'm pretty sure my lawyer studied clown law
Mysticman89: whats the best pie for that
saucemaster5000: don't break clown law, Stallone will get ya
Driosenth: what's this about clown law and death?
LinearGif: clowns die, that's the law
ButButTheJesus: ben
Seth_Erickson: so gross
noa2828: Clown Law implies a whole clown justice system
Darleysam: clowns busting into the mortuary, flashing their badges around, "this is our jurisdiction now, honk honk"
BusTed: @frank_the_great Only another clown can apply the makeup to the body.
betweenmyself: Whatever you do, don’t let a clown lay its clutch of eggs in your ribcage riffYeti
Tangsm: Are you allowed to transport just one clown in a hurse?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @frank_the_great They hatch from the egg.
Dragonality: The Megaman show with Megaman X crossover was pretty sweet.
Ferisar: clown prison
Bearudite: I want to see a Law and Order clown law show
Driosenth: Clown Court
dragonwarrior000: I want Adam to watch the anime about the professional wrestler who gets isekai'd and decides to open a pet shop
Koshindan: The Justice system is a clown system.
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote pie
LRRbot: Quote #1720: "Wait... your pie might not have something inside?" —Paul [2016-02-08]
Lysander_salamander: There is a Clown College
Dalrint: Clown
eric_christian_berg: When you need to chase down a criminal on the run, you gather together an Insane Clown Posse.
Gascitygaming: *law and order chimes but clown nose honks*
noa2828: Honk and Order
Dalrint: s always die in pairs
BrowneePoints: Chat just a reminder that Clowns have been a thing societally for like...500 years?
BusTed: Ben Magmar faced.
Lord_ZYRK: Clown society is a rich culture
NimrodXIV: :D
Timagio: Ooooooooo
objectivefailure: Boarding a plane, but gross
GhostofJeffGoldblum: this game is veering wildly between gory and WAY TOO HORNY
DiscordianTokkan: Ernest T Whorl-ass voice
BeastiePunk: docking
Fanklok: Clownxecutioner
SquidVorb: Very...butthole like
code1300: That was Ernest right there
GhostofJeffGoldblum: as is tradition for HR Giger
LinearGif: commence docking
betweenmyself: Clown Law was established in the late 20th century when *some* clowns got a little out of line… riffWhizzo
vellebastet: 😄 🤣 😂
dumbo3k: @GhostofJeffGoldblum Gorny
saucemaster5000: think on your sins
h3rsh3yb4r: When I first found out about the clown egg thing I asked Wheeler and he was like "Yeah of course, theres levels to the memes"
eric_christian_berg: Behold the Lord Clown Executioner!
Lysander_salamander: there's a movie I haven't seen in a while
blip2004: that movie terrified me for the longest time, I still can't watch it
saucemaster5000: someone said Ernest scared stupid was worse than Hocus Pocus recently and I've never been more irrationally angry
DiscordianTokkan: I saw Scared Stupid a few weeks ago, it still rules. I'd forgotten that Eartha Kitt was in it
raulghoulia: would be
BusTed: remember when Ernest did commercials for ABC Warehouse
Dragonality: Travel tubes provided by Bhutsecks Honda
matthaus_c: disable the nipple
Lysander_salamander: didn't that start out as ice-cream commercials?
frank_the_great: Fan-tastic
BusTed: ohnoooo
Abelzumi: this game is....squornchy
noa2828: This place is so veiny
brutusq13: ooooo, the friend!
Boon_33: hi friend
GhostofJeffGoldblum: here it goes bein horny again
Lysander_salamander: oh dear
Robot_Bones: I mean Earnest did start out doing all kinds of regional commercials
MAPBoardgames: Give us a kiss!
kalira77: well, it's not on your face...
until_may: big yikes
mulligan2six: Hugs
Easilycrazyhat: yuck
YawnLance: Big hug :D
Lord_ZYRK: Told you it just wanted to hug
BusTed: Welp, got symbioted
BrowneePoints: did it shove our head up it's ass head?
Orlantia: I can't believe that Earnest Scared Stupid is older than Ben
brutusq13: you got a big spoon now
HadesLeprechaun: you got a backpack
Welbog: wat
Lysander_salamander: we appear to have a new parasit
Boon_33: gun friend
empyreon: can a game be too vascular?
ashteranic: it's part of you now
KelevaStreams: you are now a fight boy
Bearudite: HUG
saucemaster5000: time to end the fight
Dalrint: What the actual fuck
drdngr: we made a friend!!
Abelzumi: It's Torsaw, the Torso Buddy!
gualdhar: "back", right, "back"
7gorobei: the weapon was all the friends we met on the way
Koshindan: Gun punch man.
LinearGif: Now this is Metroid Fusion
BrowneePoints: This is NOT how you eat ass
until_may: if that doesnt turn you on then idk
vellebastet: It's.. hugging us?
SeaDiegoFC: Wait, is that the first dude hugging the 2nd dude now?
Lysander_salamander: ew
Decaped: This game is not vascular enough. I want more pumping
matthaus_c: @BrowneePoints not with that attitude
SymphonicLolita: VoteNay VoteNay
Driosenth: what is McMahan up to nowadays?
noa2828: "You be the little spoon, I'll be the gun"
itira: oh my
Decaped: Pumping is like the squicky part
teeyeezey: So Corpusular
LackingSanity_: gun punch (gunch)
frank_the_great: You sounded like Duke Nukem there
Diabore: cant do that anymore, vince retired
Getter404: He's, he's gonna! HE'S GONNA SCORN! HE'S GONNA **SCORN**!!
DarkNacht: I'd like to play this as a VR game
betweenmyself: In my head cannon the events of ‘Ernest Gos to Jail’ that take place after the electric chair scene are just hallucinations caused by random synaptic firings as Ernest succumbs to his wounds.
Abelzumi: ,':333
Lysander_salamander: darned sound-cues
Kaaosa: this is a game
Seth_Erickson: too early NotLikeThis
Decaped: I love that this part just looks like a dude pumping gas.
MAPBoardgames: Basically Skyrim lock picking
NotCainNorAbel: puzzle king!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: these rings straight up have clitorises.
niccus: oh nice we're up to sex ed
noa2828: Can you believe gas prices these days?
BrowneePoints: The Flesh Clock
Ferisar: elden ring bro
frank_the_great: This would be scarier with a ticking clock
Abelzumi: For your.....key
Ferisar: elden ring
Seth_Erickson: One bead for you
BrowneePoints: That's a heck of a buttplug we've got
GhostofJeffGoldblum: This might be the horniest game I've ever seen.
ashteranic: mm, one rib on the plug
until_may: deathclock would be proud
LinearGif: And that way you have it
Gascitygaming: so many 'organic keys'
Lysander_salamander: ok sure why not
BusTed: Sports interview?
BeastiePunk: A quote from a baseball player
noa2828: A rappers twitter i think
Mediocre_Man5: it's a quote from a baseball player
Lyropithic: I want to say Yogi Berra?
matthaus_c: every wise thing ever said was on vine
BrowneePoints: Oscar Gamble from Baseball
Getter404: Is only game, why you heff to be so mad
saucemaster5000: @matthaus_c seconded
mulligan2six: I'm a man! I'm 40!
vellebastet: it don't always be like it is but it do
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "I'm just here so I won't be fined" was pretty good
DeM0nFiRe: The Bears are who we thought they were
patrick_stonecrusher: playoffs?? playoffs?!?
frank_the_great: From Know Your Meme: "They Don't Think It Be Like It Is, But It Do" is a quote attributed to the former Major League Baseball player Oscar Gamble
matthaus_c: this door? fucked!
Gascitygaming: I do like Roy: "I cannot hear what Jeremy (roenick) says because i have my two stanley cup rings plugging my ears"
Easilycrazyhat: My favorite will always be "WHy you mad? Is only game!"
Talin06: you are the key
Anubix_007: this is such a crazy game
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun The context of that quote is from an interview with Black baseball player Oscar Gamble talking about the racism prevalent in Pro Sports
saucemaster5000: why you need to be mad?
h3rsh3yb4r: Malkin saying "I am score" though
betweenmyself: Oscar Gamble, of course, was quoting Hamlet riffYeti
Seth_Erickson: this is the first one you're supposed to use
gundamschwing: Bart Scott- Can't Wait interview
Seth_Erickson: to show you how it works
noa2828: meat rings
thraximore: more keys! umbraDC
kumatsu: the "they had us in the first half" interview
thraximore: one day someone will make a horror game that doesn't require finding keys. on that day the industry will be changed forever
BrowneePoints: I was gonna say for bloopers/clips hockey and American Football
Seth_Erickson: That's the first interview I thought of Ku
BrowneePoints: dudes just getting fucking DESTROYED
saucemaster5000: Want more curling bloopers
underhill33: "We're not going to be fucking suck this year" -Alex Ovechkin
raulghoulia: "who do you think you are? I am!"
HadesLeprechaun: that bowling guy who yelled "Who do you think you are, I am!" after winning
gualdhar: I'm still partial to "I'm just here so I don't get fined"
NotCainNorAbel: it helps that a lot of hockey players have english as a second or third language.
Easilycrazyhat: That one's great
noa2828: Stop hitting the house's nards
Fanklok: Scott Steiner interview?
TurnOneForrest: that is right I did it
Seth_Erickson: Leafs fan DansGame
aWabbajack: feliciaToronto feliciaToronto feliciaToronto feliciaToronto
saucemaster5000: The Leafs ftw
Lyropithic: Go Sens go?
Seth_Erickson: I know nothing
SymphonicLolita: I mean,,
aWabbajack: HahaShrugLeft feliciaToronto HahaShrugRight
Roger_Job329: Not the Sabers Adam
kumatsu: Vancouver's gonna fuck things up if they win or lose anyway
Decaped: Someone gets misseason sold to Kansas City and they win.
vellebastet: The leaves??
Nigouki: Vancouver already had their hockey riot
BrowneePoints: I LOVE watching Rugby players react to American Football. Cuz they're all like "They are cowards that wear pads" and then they watch it and then they're like "is America okay?"
teeyeezey: Hartford gonna take it this year bet the farm
call_me_Aras: I live in Toronto and I hate them
SymphonicLolita: van doesn't get to win they lost their winning privileges after rioting that one time
TurnOneForrest: BOP
MAPBoardgames: !findquote choke
LRRbot: Quote #3858: "Choke him with a brick!" —Adam [2017-01-14]
matthaus_c: okay Adam's an 8/7 now
justthorne: I will store that away for later
kumatsu: nope, don't like "this sphincter"
vellebastet: Haaaaa
noa2828: BJJ enthusiast or kink enthusiast
HadesLeprechaun: adam is into choking?
MAPBoardgames: checks out
GhostValv: out of the way nerd
Lysander_salamander: so many quotable parts in today's stream
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vellebastet: seabatClap
NotCainNorAbel: @HadesLeprechaun The kid that had been ribbing him all day deserved it.
objectivefailure: uggh
Seth_Erickson: gotta clean the tunnels
BrowneePoints: I just realized this is just Ben and Adam previewing next year's Phyrexia, All Will Be One set
ButButTheJesus: lucky guess
Lord_ZYRK: Rinse Cycle
BusTed: Sometimes you need a cleanse.
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
Koshindan: seabatBRAIN
gundamschwing: meatball puzzle
BrindleBoar: just spray your corpse heaps with digestive acid
noa2828: Not unlikely it was literal shit in the way
vellebastet: seabatBRAIN
DiscordianTokkan: Don
Ferisar: don't do it
BrowneePoints: You don't need to cleanse
Ferisar: they do nothing
DiscordianTokkan: Don't do cleanses.
saucemaster5000: stupid lemon juice cayenne cleanse
Fr0Dough: This game is named wrong, it should be called Squelches Grape Jellly
betweenmyself: Damn, they got a central vac system up in here!?! riffGasp
Easilycrazyhat: oh god no
Lysander_salamander: I've heard so many horror stories about cleanses
SnackPak_: no thanks
matthaus_c: I'm sorry what
BrowneePoints: If you have a working liver... you DON'T NEED A FUCKING CLEANSE
Zath_: Lemon juice is tasty though
BusTed: You have kidneys for that.
Seth_Erickson: Sounds abysmal
SymphonicLolita: nope nope nope nope
DiscordianTokkan: Cleanses are Pseudoscience bullshit
Darleysam: you just cleanse yourself from the gene pool
notthepenguins: cleanses ARE unhealthy
ButButTheJesus: you ever sun your holes
cidalfos: I had someone tell me to lemon cleanse to fix my gluten issues…
vellebastet: Insanely unhealthy
SymphonicLolita: that what liver is for
ButButTheJesus: (don't sun your holes)
BrowneePoints: Your Kidneys and Liver cleanse your body FOR you
JusticeJuice: Just have a colonoscopy.
Decaped: future US president Dr Oz.
kat2kool: Cleanses are a scam
call_me_Aras: Cleanses don't work. They're not doing anything our body doesn't already do
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Anyone who tells you to cleanse is either an idiot or a grifter. Or obth.
Nigouki: even prepping for a colonoscopy they want you drinking apple juice. Just lemon juice sounds awful
BrowneePoints: oh, the Dog Killer running for office Doctor Oz?
BusTed: sunning your taint
SymphonicLolita: ohgod
SnackPak_: I trust Neil more than Oz
Ferisar: LOL
Ferisar: yeah
Kramburger: Taint sunning
gualdhar: fuck Dr. Oz I live in PA he's fucking annoying
LithelyUnshod: taint tanning
Boon_33: eat a banana, free cleanse
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Welbog: Get some bum sun bro
hammith: Taint tanning
Seth_Erickson: hilarious
noa2828: Taint tanning excuse you
Ferisar: that shit is so funny
LinearGif: Yeah that's just a gateway to eating disorders
thraximore: probably LUL
itira: loloooool wtf
Lysander_salamander: I hate that grifter and not real doctor Oz is running for office
drdngr: i mean, feels good
DarkNacht: Dr Oz future American facist leader\
TurnOneForrest: like praying to mecca
aWabbajack: Salute the Sun!
niccus: look, what if i *really* like coffee in m- no you know what you're right
Thoufeux: Down bad for sunlight
BrindleBoar: do _not_ moon the sun
Easilycrazyhat: SO much for "where the sun don't shine"
Fanklok: Never say dr oz near me ever again I'm tired if hearing about hom
matthaus_c: I can get behind a sunbleached asshole
han_cholo55: brb my butthole gotta photosynthesize
tyrsredritehand: taint tanning
vellebastet: 😆 😂 😆
saucemaster5000: welp, that's a google I'm not.. gonna google.
Driosenth: Moon Facing Sun
CanadianDaz: good old butt sunning
Mysticman89: praise the sun
BrowneePoints: more like South meets North right Adam?
TheWarDoctor8: "Praise the sun!"
NotCainNorAbel: I do not have any neighbors I want to do this
Lord_ZYRK: And here I've just been doing it for funsies. It has health benefits?!
thraximore: it's called a sun dog for a reason :^)
Boon_33: be sure to face mecca while tanning
GhostValv: *jingle plays* Taint Tanning
letfireraindown: Makes it hard to threaten to hit them where the sun don't shine
chrono2x: There is a very good episode of the Sawbones podcast about that
Roger_Job329: that was a few months back
frank_the_great: When would be best: Sunrise or high noon?
saucemaster5000: humans were a mistake
notthepenguins: tanning taintum
The_Color_Twelve: perineum not perennial
drdngr: "where the sun don't shine" has no meaning to me anymore!
mulligan2six: Tanning Taintum?
BrowneePoints: Butt Hole Sun....won't you come....
DeM0nFiRe: photosynthesass
betweenmyself: If you raise your bare bottom to the sky during a storm, the worms will come out to play riffYeti
KillThreeRats: I already miss the little pale goblin man from Mortuary Assistant. Can we get Paul to make a graphic for it? Just for Ben, I mean.
Lysander_salamander: I should listen to sawbones someday
saucemaster5000: God looks down, wondering on the majesty of their creation
LinearGif: per diem
notthepenguins: perineal should be correct too
uchihab7: Isnt that what a hole bleaching does also
Koshindan: The grundle sundial.
Abelzumi: I think it's PEAR-ih-NEE-um
Tangsm: You should sun your perennials.
Welbog: Wow
Abelzumi: Or, as the ridge that goes down, the Hole-er Coaster
GhostValv: got there :)
noa2828: Like the ol saying "Si vis pacem, perineum"
BusTed: let's gooo
Lysander_salamander: yay
matthaus_c: niiiice
ButButTheJesus: damn you are flying through this faster than I did
Fr0Dough: Back check paycheck whatever that saying is
vellebastet: seabatClap
BrindleBoar: up to four vertebrae
Seth_Erickson: back to room with eggs
BrowneePoints: Adam first trying puzzles is the equivalent of butthole sunning
Anubix_007: Adam with the soul read
Lysander_salamander: o_O
thraximore: the eternal question: what can I penetrate?
Haroldholmes25: @Fr0Dough back check fore check pay check
BrowneePoints: No
saucemaster5000: vertebruh
GhostValv: breh
BrowneePoints: It's ribbed for our pleasure
brutusq13: Ribbed for your door pleasure
MAPBoardgames: Now you have an upgraded key you can start the generator.
noa2828: make sure you lubricate your key
saucemaster5000: In france it
Tripleyew: do you even support a spinal cord, vertebruh?
novrdd: bruh
saucemaster5000: Er, In france it's Brough
Abelzumi: you got WHAT
vellebastet: Bruuh
BrowneePoints: that's me and "dude" a loud "DUDE" is a fuck/ass equivalent
Lysander_salamander: I should use that more often, just so I don't get fired
Boon_33: never tell your Bro that they're your fuck substitute
Dragonality: Yeah, I think 'Dude' is just ingrained in me as a Californian
GhostValv: D:
saucemaster5000: @Dragonality Dude and hella
BrindleBoar: LUL
qu4d_d4m4ge: Just waiting for a xenomorph to hop out.
thraximore: NotLikeThis
Lysander_salamander: bruh
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
empyreon: BRUH
Thoufeux: LOL
SnackPak_: Dragonality same, dude
SymphonicLolita: b r u h
ButButTheJesus: B R U H
Lysander_salamander: that scans
han_cholo55: pretty valid bruh mnoment tbh
vellebastet: 😆 😂
PMAvers: Maybe you should've defended better.
Ferisar: bruh *rested area leaves*
BrowneePoints: I'd do the same shit
vellebastet: Valid
Nydestroyer: Lost Ark had a world boss that respawns randomly from 12 to 24 hours. It sucked
saucemaster5000: Maybe a Peenomorph
MAPBoardgames: He's a hugger
gualdhar: yeah but how long did we camp for the Omega TV mount in FFXIV?
LinearGif: a xeroxmorph
BrowneePoints: our head is up a Facehugger's Buttcheeks right now
kynelwynn: That’s just Backpack Jim!
Anubix_007: Thats one thing i never did in WoW was the City Raids
GhostValv: @saucemaster5000 strong
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
Thoufeux: pog
Lyropithic: No one mess this up!
raulghoulia: If Marvel never got sued for the Brood this game is probably in the clear
MAPBoardgames: Thanks @saucemaster5000 for making us funny
Diabore: those are testicles
Fanklok: Key, ribbed for the doors pleasure
Koshindan: The testicles have descended.
SnackPak_: I love a good chat punt
h3rsh3yb4r: This game is horny af
niccus: you dropped the balls!
Asimech: @MAPBoardgames I think we've crossed over to "snuggler".
Thoufeux: thankfully David is absent tonight
Tripleyew: well, the testicles have dropped
Nydestroyer: Penomorph sounds like they are drunk all the time
qu4d_d4m4ge: @BrowneePoints Where's Bill Paxton when you need him?
Welbog: Key goes wheeee
TheWarDoctor8: An erctored?
Astramentha: banan?
patrick_stonecrusher: l remember when mine dropped
saucemaster5000: I'd take my win and leave, but there's so much more bullshit to type in this box
matthaus_c: lmao David chatted not too long ago
noa2828: "Sir, we've dropped the balls"
Thoufeux: curses
kynelwynn: Literal key
MAPBoardgames: !heychat
LRRbot: Please ONLY offer advice when the streamer uses the phrase "Hey, chat...". Let them try to learn the game on their own, even if it means they miss a thing or two.
Lyropithic: This one is hurting my brain
noa2828: Air pressure like that in most organisms is probably farting
Anubix_007: when your key is a puzzle
BusTed: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
GhostValv: got there FBtouchdown
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
NotCainNorAbel: seabatClap FBtouchdown jlrrIronball
ButButTheJesus: HOW
Seth_Erickson: That's a cool puzzle too imo
Thoufeux: 🧠
itira: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
empyreon: the absolute BRAIN on this lad!
BrowneePoints: oh shit Demogorgons
vellebastet: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
SymphonicLolita: they call 'em Big Brain Ben
matthaus_c: him brain beeg
Stormthius: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
BrindleBoar: pretty neat
thraximore: I give this game a scrungle out of blurp
Fanklok: Ben still good at puzzles
Thoufeux: This game looks fun. How spooky is it on a scale from very to not a lot ?
whitebadgerwolf88: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Seth_Erickson: I think it's a good game. 8/10 imo
BrowneePoints: It's a good change of pace
Welbog: Another key!
Lyropithic: There's a snake in my boot!
TheWarDoctor8: Show me.... DeathBLOOM!
MAPBoardgames: Another key
int3rpreter: oh oh ew ew ew I don't like it
BusTed: friend?
matthaus_c: oh shit, prometheus
zerragonoss: You put the ribbed key in the puzzle just right and sacks released
Koshindan: Friends!
kynelwynn: This game’s got some great puzzles. It’s just.. visceral.
NimrodXIV: L(OL
patrick_stonecrusher: sand dollar
noa2828: Hey doug
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
empyreon: LUL
SymphonicLolita: this is really cool and I'd enjoy it more if it weren't quite so Meaty
TurnOneForrest: nightmare blunt rotation
Orxolon: friend or foe?
itira: lots of veiny dinks in this one for sure
ButButTheJesus: LUL
BrindleBoar: he die
brutusq13: The podomorph
vellebastet: lmao
Easilycrazyhat: wow XD
Seth_Erickson: Ben press Y to see your inventory
GhostValv: backpack jim on their way to a banana
Lysander_salamander: nice of him
Koshindan: Putting the man in inventory management.
Seth_Erickson: or wait I don't know what the inventory key is on keybaord
saucemaster5000: Backpack Jim > Fanny Pack James
BrowneePoints: A reminder, that our head is currently shoved up Backpack Jim's Ass-Head though
GhostValv: D:
brutusq13: It's really ALT F4
noa2828: super Mario sunshine is different than I remember
TheWarDoctor8: NotLikeThis
thraximore: neat
Astramentha: lrrAWW
GhostValv: behold my stuff :)
BrowneePoints: "I have such sights to show you"
Seth_Erickson: I've been playing on a xbox controller LUL
Thoufeux: that's sick lmao
itira: i wouldnt be surprised if it still works on people
zeathean: do the hand jive
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Seth_Erickson: You may get new weapons in the future
raulghoulia: kids definitely used alt f4 on their teachers during zoom classes
Lysander_salamander: huh
brutusq13: Becoming the piano master
ButButTheJesus: oy! oy! oy!
AkiraBalance27: it bothers me that one never moves
7gorobei: im getting flashbacks of TF2 spy's third arm
saucemaster5000: you're Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins!
Darleysam: nice bit of almost Bosun Bill from Sea of Thieves there
teeyeezey: the slightlly moist sounds make inventory management so much more appealling
kalira77: if he gets more stuff he's gonna need another backpack alien
Seth_Erickson: A remote control key
Ferisar: it's all about vision
BrowneePoints: Nah Teachers used that on Kids in their Zoom Classes
Seth_Erickson: sure is a lot of fog today
Spades_Slicc: I just naturally sit so perfectly still people think my internet's cut out
BusTed: 👌
thraximore: S C O R N
Lysander_salamander: nice miasma
jetpixi: beautiful day
CanadianDaz: Then the Doom music kicks in
Welbog: It was gross
thraximore: @jetpixi a beautiful day in Giger's heaven
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: Teeth are stored in the mouth.
saucemaster5000: it was a starbucks like everything else
BrowneePoints: It's Hell obviously
brutusq13: Fire nation attacked
Anubix_007: Welcome all to New Phyrexia
Scy_Anide: I've been in weirder Wendys.
TheWarDoctor8: we're back in the first room, it's just aged...?
Thoufeux: Looks like my McDonald's after 2
Seth_Erickson: I'm really hoping you get to a certain part today but I think we'll miss it by just a little bit.
noa2828: Actually it was a seminary college
betweenmyself: Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
Spades_Slicc: @Anubix_007 Not enough oil
GhostValv: tqsClap
brutusq13: T H E C O S T
BusTed: NotLikeThis
Spades_Slicc: GAVIN /pos
saucemaster5000: He unionized!
Dreamlettuce: Hug levels deepen.
noa2828: He was spooked
drdngr: huggin
jetpixi: Betrayal!
Abelzumi: more like BACKSTAB jim
Koshindan: All that blood is slippery.
zerragonoss: I think they just got hungry
SomebodyNowhere: eep
Welbog: Oh good, pus
Seth_Erickson: Your estus flask
MAPBoardgames: healing?
Lord_ZYRK: Congrats, you got. . . polyps
kalira77: you got your fastpass stamped
raulghoulia: the plumbus
Seth_Erickson: I think gushers do hold up
Diabore: i still like gushers
saucemaster5000: yeah. they'd don't have arms
Driosenth: nah, they don't
Lysander_salamander: weirdly waxy tasting
BusTed: They don't even turn your head into giant juicy fruit.
jetpixi: au jus
Slo_Wolfe: they are bad now, it is sad
h3rsh3yb4r: Gushers have less juice now
Thoufeux: this is astonishingly disgusting
SirenSongSeas: Gushers do not hold up, they suck
Roger_Job329: it has polyps now
Kraest: I’m really not a fan of how many sphincters are in this game XD
BeastiePunk: wait what, Gushers don't hold up?
BeastiePunk: WHat do you mean?
Anubix_007: That would explain why they are charging $1000 for 4 packs of magic cards for magic 30
kat2kool: It's a punchcard?
lamina5432: fruit by the foot is still pretty good
Darleysam: whatever your healing button is, that thing now lets you heal
noa2828: We're past the point of mentioning how everything here looks like a dick or some kind of orifice, right?
saucemaster5000: I don't care how expensive your knife is, just sharpen it so you don't cut yourself
brutusq13: yeah it's E to heal usually
ButButTheJesus: is only cousin, why you heff to be med
Lysander_salamander: well, now I want to watch that channel
TheWarDoctor8: We are back in the first room
BusTed: Huh.
Seth_Erickson: or this is a different area with the same layout
TheWarDoctor8: Only it's aged
ashteranic: place has seen better days
Nydestroyer: A pod Champ is you will
Seth_Erickson: it wasn't quite decrepit last time but who knows
Boon_33: "money can't buy knives" ~surfninjas
nightraven949: where you made the thing explod
Ferisar: pod champ
thraximore: health ticks
ashteranic: your humble beginnings as a dude who rips off arms
jetpixi: the beginning is the end is the beginning
AkiraBalance27: even dark souls has a tutorial
matthaus_c: I want this game specifically to spoon feed me
saucemaster5000: mouth open, want spoon
Seth_Erickson: There is a list of controls you can look at
NotCainNorAbel: W for forward
VrolikSyndrome: I'm stupid. I need directions.
SomebodyNowhere: the boshy wants things told to him
BrindleBoar: spoon not included
Tangsm: If you ask nicely, I'm sure your backpack friend will spoon feed you.
Getter404: This game will feed you, but not with a spoon. Prepare for the ovipositor.
Kaaosa: <message deleted>more like dope-amine
jetpixi: spoon feed like it's an airplane
Ferisar: alright adam use the right stick to aim your camera
Kaaosa: <message deleted>because ur a dope :)
Lord_ZYRK: @jetpixi this isn't a Batman movie
GhostValv: give prize please :)
raulghoulia: real life doesn't have a manual. doesn't mean vidya games have to go without
saucemaster5000: why play league then?
Darleysam: more like dope-anime
h3rsh3yb4r: This game feeds you directly into your stomach
Spacepup: "Oh boy I love pressing every key on the keyboard every time my inventory changes on the off chance I learn a new function."
Lysander_salamander: "hit random buttons and maybe something happens," does get exhausting after a while
dumbo3k: Alt F4 activates ultra super secret mode
Seth_Erickson: Big Elevator 👀
brutusq13: ODST Drop
CavemanKellen: latin music start?
matthaus_c: HE'S GOT A SHIELD
josh___something: LOL
thraximore: PridePog
GhostValv: @Kaaosa benginO7
jetpixi: i think that song was on the watchman soundtrack @Lord_ZYRK
rosesmcgee: it's not even a secret, the button mappings are in the options menu but they should say something
Mistborn83: wait till the next gun I couldn't figure out how to use it for the majority of the game
saucemaster5000: Hell yeah!!!!
Kaaosa: <message deleted>come at me
empyreon: VAC
SymphonicLolita: LUL
Seth_Erickson: He built Edge of Night
TheWarDoctor8: Isn't he VIP?
Kramburger: HAX
noa2828: The twist is this game is actually about Osmosis Jones
Roger_Job329: so we have health and a sudo weapon device seabatUseless
gualdhar: anti-cheat wtf
thraximore: umbral4KEKW
Kaaosa: <message deleted>i'm immune
josh___something: GOT EM
itira: the fuck lol
GhostValv: whomst?
saucemaster5000: the jukes!
Lyropithic: He's become too powerful
Ferisar: banshee's veil
BrindleBoar: out fukken played
frank_the_great: Ultimate power!
Seth_Erickson: He's hiding his badge :O
jetpixi: LUL
SnackPak_: if you cant timeout one of us, you cant timeout any of us
TheWarDoctor8: Didn't you two VIP him two weeks ago?
Kaaosa: <message deleted>time for some capital O OPINIONS
Kramburger: "You have no power here!"
GhostValv: I guess it's time to start LoadingReadyRun2
Getter404: It's in the Ook Ook Union bylaws
ButButTheJesus: welp this is as far as I got, so I'm out, good night folks, hope you Scorn all over the place katesLove
matthaus_c: fucking hit us David
Ferisar: how do you feel about penance david
LackingSanity_: I am spartacus
vellebastet: ookook
Abelzumi: "good"
irenrose: again?
Spacepup: Ookpinions
Lysander_salamander: fish?
thraximore: it's kinda pretty, in a weird way
saucemaster5000: aw, can still get shot
noa2828: The real horror was losing what semblance of power you had
eric_christian_berg: Dangly-lads.
itira: seabatTROG ooooo
SnackPak_: o7 Kaaosa
empyreon: LUL
Diabore: kaaosa got clapped
Seth_Erickson: Wow wild that Loading Ready Run ceased operations on October 18th during Let's Nope. Wild.
Kaaosa: @Ferisar you mean strictly worse mind flay?
GhostValv: o7
jetpixi: wiggle wiggle wiggle
Murderface9797: pizza, stay away from pineapple, love everyone
Lord_ZYRK: IT'S AFRAID
Juliamon: There were some weird permissions things that changed this week
matthaus_c: prodigious size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue
LoadingReadyRun: test
Anubix_007: @Kramburger i ment to say thank you for the Sub on Bens channel a couple of weeks ago
betweenmyself: David, or as you might better know him, MISTER TWITCH riffYeti
zeathean: or they are working for big twitch
Thoufeux: he was hiding
letfireraindown: pffffffffffftttt... work beat the hell out of me. Good night all
Dalrint: What, he bought two of those fmeal delivery boxes?
multeyemeteor: Agent Twith
Kaaosa: yeah my name is David Twitch, my dad owns the whole company and you're banned
brutusq13: The lanterns in this game really duped me for controls sometimes
Lysander_salamander: that is an unpleasant emote
saucemaster5000: put Salazar at the end of every game
Seth_Erickson: Combat time
noa2828: weird dog
Kramburger: @Anubix_007 No worries!
Orxolon: are you gonna play RE:4 remastered?
itira: oh thats gross
TehAmelie: don't puke on me bro
Ferisar: darktide looking kinda different
jetpixi: i would tried to hug first
empyreon: eeet's tiiiiime riffYeti
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunGeiger katesHm
TurnOneForrest: this dude spittin
Seth_Erickson: the only sub par part of the game imo
Kaaosa: damn this is a martin game
QuaziK_: chat, did they kill the buddy or save him?
BrindleBoar: this game is a lot
saucemaster5000: the birds and the bees here
Mistborn83: this was my biggest complaint with the game I did not enjoy the combat
tyrsredritehand: splorch
MAPBoardgames: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You and the horse are now bound/friends for life.
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
CanadianDaz: bad doggo no scooby snack
eric_christian_berg: Activate the knob-console!
Seth_Erickson: @Mistborn83 I definitely agree it's not great.
GhostValv: \o/
NimrodXIV: \o/
saucemaster5000: all praise grand wee wah
keytoviktory686: cheer100 have some bits y'all
Thoufeux: you're correct David, it IS a Martin game
KillThreeRats: You have opened the stone butthole.
BrowneePoints: Mentlegen
noa2828: Is that what perineum tanning is for?
int3rpreter: wtf is this human centipede game lol
Gascitygaming: This Osmosis Jones sequel is going weirdly hard
jetpixi: a "whatever that is-centipede"
BrowneePoints: Okay
BrowneePoints: that's ACTUALLY a dick
BrindleBoar: QuaziK_ he ded
Anubix_007: @Kramburger still wanted to say thanks i was taking care of my boy when you gifted it but didnt catch it until after the stream and havent seen you on to say thank you
brutusq13: Perineumcentipedomorphs
CanadianDaz: wow this game is all about sticking things in holes
Kaaosa: "can't you just strafe around?" adam not every game is dark souls
SomebodyNowhere: are you gon die
NightValien28: it auto tracks
matthaus_c: it must have a different death animation if you last hit the buttcrack
thraximore: the combat is the one big complaint I've heard about the game
Juliamon: can we refill our blood pack thing?
BusTed: Out of curiosity.... have you saved?
ashteranic: busted: it has checkpoints. unforgiving ones.
QuaziK_: sucks that combat in this game is trash
BrowneePoints: So I will say, the ONE consistent review of this game...is the combat is ass
saucemaster5000: put all souls into penis
TehAmelie: who needs saves when you're a pro gamer
itomeshi: so is there... any sort of plot to this gross-ness?
MAPBoardgames: Time to rest at a bonfire to refresh your estus
TheWarDoctor8: Auto save only
Seth_Erickson: the checkpoints in this game is the other big complaint I have
Mistborn83: combat was my only complaint
brutusq13: hiding could be an option too
kynelwynn: Less action and more strafe and wait for an opening
Kaaosa: actually streamer the bad combat is a metaphor for wieners just like everything else
GhostValv: put your xp towards phallic punch, or weird gushers... not sure
Seth_Erickson: Some of them are abysmal
ashteranic: Avoiding fights is an option, though
PMAvers: It's that "environmental storytelling" thing that the kids seem to all like.
BusTed: Little turkey arms.
Seth_Erickson: This guys fucking pre aim bs
BrindleBoar: F
TehAmelie: soo what's the deal with this game? the design is like, 10% HR Giger
noa2828: mean chicken
NimrodXIV: I'm guessing no
multeyemeteor: Dead to chicken
QuaziK_: CHIKIN
NotCainNorAbel: flying! in this economy?
BusTed: benginO7
brutusq13: R.I.P.
Anubix_007: F
Thoufeux: so that's why they really took /spit out of WoW
Seth_Erickson: I hate this little chicken shit
Mistborn83: @seth_erickson one of the checkpoints almost soft locked me
SomebodyNowhere: notta buddy
brutusq13: Got Scorned
saucemaster5000: welp, no checkpoints, back to grid puzzle at begining
PMAvers: You wake up on the cart going to Skyrim
DarkNacht: Replay the last 30 minutes
Singenmeister: I do not like the cobra chicken
Seth_Erickson: @Mistborn83 I had it happen almost twice was rough
jetpixi: mean chimkin
kumatsu: ok byyyyyye
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote backtrack
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
SomebodyNowhere: !badadvice
LRRbot: Kick the 'Reader!
Anubix_007: have a good night everyone ill catch the vod in the morning
TheWarDoctor8: listen to them feets
jetpixi: squeeeeesh
Mistborn83: @seth_erickson also couldn't figure out second gun for along time didn't know you had to reload first
DiscordianTokkan: Sklorp
thraximore: mmmm delicious sounds
MAPBoardgames: Squick?
DeM0nFiRe: secret squelchcast!
TehAmelie: stealth gaming eh
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DEATHlikescats: Extra crunchy!
DiscordianTokkan: Uh ooooooh
CanadianDaz: this break sounds wet and mad
7gorobei: ScLRRerch asmr
SomebodyNowhere: the sound design of this game is something
thraximore: *minecraft oof sound*
Thoufeux: I'm sure it's just the wind
KillThreeRats: Is this Ben and Adam eating ASMR?
Kraest: Oh no, I hear a wet murder
BusTed: give 'em the razzledazzle
saucemaster5000: weird thing is they aren't playing the game, this is happening at the moonbase
thraximore: @KillThreeRats yes this is the secret Mukbang podcast
TurnOneForrest: the award for worst noises in a video game goes to
BusTed: Got that one.
DEATHlikescats: @canadiandaz perfectly described
itmightbemikey: Ah, I see we are now ASMR stream
NimrodXIV: there is a lot of squishing happening
Astramentha: lrrFINE
Nigouki: good schlorps there
jetpixi: are they dying?
gundamschwing: squelch
SomebodyNowhere: squishy tasty
Easilycrazyhat: Glorps and schlorps
BusTed: quite the opposite
Saintnex: Wow just the audio is so much worse, so much schlorping
KillThreeRats: @thraximore Of course, thank you for clearing it up for me. I always knew Ben and Adam were secretly Mukbang enthusiasts.
jetpixi: is it menu?
DEATHlikescats: Very moist happenings
Fanklok: This game sure does have a gooey center
BusTed: It is combat. Catching up to where we were.
DEATHlikescats: Schlorpy even
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: Do not eat anatomy candles.
jetpixi: ah
MAPBoardgames: LuvHearts
Mistborn83: for me the saving grace is combat is almost only during this chapter
SymphonicLolita: bad soundscape to have meat for dinner with...
TheWarDoctor8: Whoa, something big just moved
QuaziK_: did they not pause???
BrindleBoar: [splorching intensifies]
BusTed: It's fine. Ben's just catching us up.
Mistborn83: I think they are dying over and over lol
TheWarDoctor8: No, Ben went to backtrack
Easilycrazyhat: I uh...think we died.
Phallant: bens gaming without us!
DEATHlikescats: No they’re getting back to where they died @quazik_
diceinbox: Squish noise
TheWarDoctor8: Guess it didn't work as uneventfully as planned
dumbo3k: @QuaziK_ they died, and are currently replaying from an unforgiving checkpoint, while ads run
QuaziK_: ah, some bts movie magic going on
CanadianDaz: soo wet
itomeshi: This is... squidgy. Like, schlorp is one thing, but this is.. glurp.
SomebodyNowhere: ben dont die while adam is going to the bathroom
The_Color_Twelve: good lord that is wet
jetpixi: moist
SquidVorb: mushy
ashteranic: perfect accompaniment to roadquest
TheWarDoctor8: @DEATHlikescats Oh I must've missed that while tabbed out
jessieimproved: drink more glurp y'all
DEATHlikescats: Lots of squishing and crunching
diceinbox: This has awakened something in me
Mistborn83: Ben is secret playing
noa2828: Anyone else hungry now? Sushi?
BusTed: two acid spitters down, now on to the glob spitter.
vellebastet: I wonder how the sound team achieved all of these gross noises
thraximore: @diceinbox does it squelch
Dalrint: these sounds are somehow worse without the visuals
josh___something: @vellebastet personally :)
Mistborn83: I want gogurt
DEATHlikescats: @thewardoctor8 no worries! :)
diceinbox: @thraximore ohhhhhhh yes
dumbo3k: @Dalrint because your brain can conjure all sorts of horrors to fit them
BrindleBoar: being a sound engineer for this must have ruled. just goofing off in the produce/butcher sections of the supermarket.
matthaus_c: lrrDILLY
BusTed: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
brutusq13: Dilly dilly
DEATHlikescats: So much produce was crushed for the foley of this game
SymphonicLolita: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
MAPBoardgames: lrrDILLY
empyreon: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
CanadianDaz: whoever did the sounds in this game needs a raise
Seth_Erickson: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
Dog_of_Myth: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
NimrodXIV: lrrDILLY
SomebodyNowhere: lrrDILLY
underhill33: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
gibbousm: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
itomeshi: I Cream!
CaptainSpam: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
DEATHlikescats: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
LordZarano: lrrDILLY
saucemaster5000: those are the grossest things we've seen on this stream tonight
Thoufeux: but these are disks
TehAmelie: dilly!
drdngr: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
vellebastet: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
noa2828: Ah, cream lolys
MurphEP: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
brutusq13: 1 in 10 dilly bars are extremely vascular
jetpixi: Nay not
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "....blame Adam" - ben
MAPBoardgames: Dilly bars exist to be eated. And eated they will be.
BrindleBoar: dilly blackmail
PMAvers: "Turns out they are filled with poison, and you only get the antidote if you beat a Elden Ring co-op boss."
jacobc131: the dairy queen police are on their way!
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote bar
LRRbot: Quote #7303: "You can't get more gamer than a muffin on a progress bar!" —Heather [2020-10-23]
Going_Medium: lrrCREEPL lrrDILLY lrrCREEPR
vellebastet: I want oneee
DEATHlikescats: How do dilly bars stack up to Dove bars?
CanadianDaz: we all heard
itomeshi: < Currently eating Minecraft Enchanted Apple Pie ice cream
pipshardfour: I'm so jealous
lazermeow: Sticks are unbelievable.
SymphonicLolita: strong agree
TehAmelie: i wish i had a dilly bar
noa2828: Satisfying snap
dumbo3k: @DEATHlikescats as in the soap?
int3rpreter: real talk I appreciate the coordinated ad break
saucemaster5000: It's It for the win. Or most other ice cream honestly
Pteraspidomorphi: Guess you need another one
DEATHlikescats: !quote dilly
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Mistborn83: I have never had a dilly bar
dougma: now I want a dilly bar!
noa2828: Also drumsticks do absolutely fuck
jetpixi: choco taco :(
Athelgar: question is, do you eat corn on the cob in stripes or rings
BrindleBoar: winning technique
TehAmelie: by the way we heard the game the whole time you were off. so much wet murder
saucemaster5000: for balance
Mistborn83: rip chaco taco
NotCainNorAbel: turn and nibble is the best for a sandwich
Gascitygaming: like a drum mag of meat
Skizard88: More uniform bites?
DEATHlikescats: @dumbo3k lol no the ice cream, but now I’m curious about the soap too!
BrowneePoints: It's so the fillings don't spill out the other side
KillThreeRats: This is now a Dilly Bar stream.
jetpixi: @Mistborn83 superior to the drumstick imo
saucemaster5000: @Mistborn83 someone told me recently it was gone and my heart has not healed
Seth_Erickson: they got that high metabolism
Mistborn83: I have been on a Klondike bar kick
noa2828: Low gag reflex
eyesofmike: expandable stomach
BrindleBoar: big mouth, stretchy stomach
DarkNacht: Fat constrains your stomach
TetraRay: expansive stomach
TehAmelie: it's just geometry
BrowneePoints: Hi! As a fat guy, it's cuz visceral fat actually tightens and applies pressure on your organs, making less room
mulligan2six: No gag reflex
Koshindan: Less stomach fat to push against the stomach.
DoctorHutch: @Mistborn83 about 2 weeks after they said it was going away, they said it would likely come back
DEATHlikescats: It’s the elasticity of the stomach
itmightbemikey: Suction power
eyesofmike: good shimmy
QuaziK_: you can grow your stomach over time
Seth_Erickson: all you really need is the determination Adam any one can be a speed eater.
Nigouki: my only memory of speed-eating was the clip from colbert of a guy showing how he preps ahead of time by drinking gallons of water to expand his stomach and then vomits it up. they just played the full vomiting clip and it was uncomfortably long
BrowneePoints: Hence why Big Big folks aren't usually competitive eaters
jetpixi: i have similar questions when i see sword swallowers
betweenmyself: An uncle that owns the local throat lube factory pennyWhat
TheMerricat: Heavier set people don't have as much room to pack it in because the fat layer around the stomach prevents it from stretching as much.
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote eat
LRRbot: Quote #6263: "English can eat my entire ass." —Alex [2019-07-31]
MAPBoardgames: There's still the fun of pooping
DEATHlikescats: Agreed
saucemaster5000: liked ranked top lane
Fanklok: Not being able to feel full
diceinbox: Can we change Let’s Nope to Two Men Enjoy Ice Cream for Three Hours
Roger_Job329: Is James in the office?
NotCainNorAbel: Adam isn't the oldest?
code1300: A lot of them burp for days after cause of all the air that goes in too
noa2828: Except fighting, generally losing the high potential for actual death is universally agreed to add to fun
saucemaster5000: I love that
Seth_Erickson: LUL
TehAmelie: have you seen the people who drink milk competetively? insert a liter of fluid in one second flat
BrowneePoints: and the one Nathan's Hot Dog guy that's famous actually has a genetic goof in that his stomach is quite a bit bigger for his body size than it should be @LoadingReadyRun
Easilycrazyhat: If that worked more than once, that's on your brother, not your sister XD
noa2828: Came in like fuckin Kramer in Seinfeld
LinearGif: What about competitive milk drinking but like, figure milk drinking
saucemaster5000: I'll never forget going in to finish my film project in college to find someone left a 30 minute cut of them doing the gallon challenge nude on the school editing computer
Seth_Erickson: I don't think Adam's mom would be very interested in Scorn gameplay regardless
QuaziK_: its not a 10 even without combat ... :(
Dalrint: Adam channeling Alex: This game would be so much better without any gameplay
noa2828: @saucemaster5000 I have never felt more fear from one sentence
GhostofJeffGoldblum: backpack DAve why
Lord_ZYRK: Get your own viscera, Jim
Easilycrazyhat: Your spleen is a little loose. They're helping.
thraximore: Backpack Bill for alliteration
Koshindan: Backpack zack?
thraximore: Billiam for short
AkiraBalance27: @saucemaster5000 ahhh college
oniontuber: so if myst was in silent hill
Getter404: Backpack Jimmy and Backpack Bimmy
TehAmelie: Backpack Zack
noa2828: They're both short for Backpack Tyler
GhostofJeffGoldblum: That's a power move.
Seth_Erickson: To be fair I don't think the combat weighs this game too much but it does heighten how bad the check points are.
BrowneePoints: Look, Sex Work is hard, and if you've got a computer with free editing Software? Hell yea!
saucemaster5000: I'm sure they thought art too
Koshindan: Satchel Sammy
Seth_Erickson: Let's go Billiam
DiscordianTokkan: TeeeeBUCK
DeM0nFiRe: TeeeeeBUCK lunarj1Fangs
Fanklok: What about "Bavkpack Kaaosa"
cmdrelk: Teee BUCK!
DEATHlikescats: Gilliam lives againnnn
BusTed: Whoops.
TehAmelie: Zack, short for Zackiam
MAPBoardgames: Not our fault!
Koshindan: Crane games are so hard.
saucemaster5000: @BrowneePoints actually, that's fair
NotCainNorAbel: My brother and friends wanted to do the gallon challenge but also didn't want to drink normal milk; so they got chocolate milk. It went as expected.
noa2828: oh theyre parasites
TheWarDoctor8: Tee-BUCK is forever entered Adam's lexicon and I am here for it
arethosemyfeet: hi everyone, hows things?
TehAmelie: things are 10% Giger
Welbog: What are these gross moist dogs?
Ferisar: did this stream do plague tale? 'cause the sequel is out
jessieimproved: this game is reminding me of Fire in the Sky, anybody remember that movie?
DEATHlikescats: @noa2828 could be beneficial symbioses but that remains to be seen
Seth_Erickson: Will you be playing the new sequel?
Ferisar: gotcha
brutusq13: look outsidee
matthaus_c: man, that Plague Tale PiF was nice
BrowneePoints: Returnal or Elden Ring
h3rsh3yb4r: Elden ring?
notthepenguins: elden ring
Seth_Erickson: Well I meant more you personally Ben
BrowneePoints: Choo Choo Charles? pfft
BrowneePoints: more like Callisto Protocol
DoctorHutch: No! you should have waited.
patrick_stonecrusher: togethaaah
HadesLeprechaun: loved Plague Tale, the escalation of rat quantities kept surprising me
Xaunaught: I am playing it RIGHT now
Xaunaught: it is so good
Ferisar: the game looks good, i might play it
noa2828: @DEATHlikescats Maybe an autoimmune disorder? Like leukemia?
EvilBadman: hit me up if you look into Signalis at some point
DEATHlikescats: Elden ring sung to the tune of Chocolate Rain
saucemaster5000: Man, Potionomics looks sooooo good
BrowneePoints: Deckbuilding Roguelike Dating Sim
niccus: apparently there's a (short?) game where you're a maid cleaning a haunted home
Seth_Erickson: Callisto actually comes out a week before Choo Choo Charles
matthaus_c: Signalis is a game coming out in 9 days, survival horror scifi
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: Doors may not be used by wizards.
oniontuber: that was an awesome stream earlier
DEATHlikescats: @noa2828 ooh! That’s a cool idea!
Darleysam: oh the demo of signalis was really good
Lyropithic: Is this the Dead Space-y one?
brutusq13: The sound of the little shooty guys is from something else too and I can't place it
matthaus_c: the trailers for Signalis are BANGERS
Getter404: Why is it never a Happy Secret
Thoufeux: Roxanne from Potionomics what are you doing after work
TehAmelie: Other Ben and Other Other Ben are doing Elden Ring on CTS ya know
saucemaster5000: I assume the Dark Pictures game in November will be... well, checked out after Desert Bus
HadesLeprechaun: I think this one is "art"
TehAmelie: [advertisement]
Haroldholmes25: Art? In this economy?
Abelzumi: What is this lil' thing if not art <3
BrowneePoints: Callisto was made from the original Dead Space devs @Lyropithic
KelevaStreams: Roxanne is gender
Ferisar: it's all about vision
SirenSongSeas: Saffron is SO cute
BrowneePoints: Excuse me the only option is Muktuk
KillThreeRats: Someone needs to remind me to recommend Disgaea 5 to Adam, since iti's on sale right now for 10 bucks and I know he likes turn-based strategy games.
Ferisar: *walks into enemy base, does not elaborate*
Seth_Erickson: Big Big Elevator
Thoufeux: lmao
BusTed: gottem
multeyemeteor: Kinda looks like an upscaled Gears 2
matthaus_c: whichgaea
SirenSongSeas: Ah fuck I got got
Roger_Job329: yes
saucemaster5000: I'm team Luna for Potionomics. The glasses....
TehAmelie: wait there are five DIsgaeas? i thought there was barely 2
code1300: Roxanne is right up Adam alley
Joecool190: very grindy
Robot_Bones: There are 6
KillThreeRats: Disgaea is up to 6 now, but 6 isn't as good as 5.
noa2828: You want Orbitz?
CururuGuasu: 7 soon
rolimka: and they announced disgaea 7 for january
BusTed: 👀
BrowneePoints: Ah so he wants Muktuk
BrowneePoints: but Lady
matthaus_c: it's not laser targeted to Adam like Zarya or Lady
saucemaster5000: Welp, I'll text Zarya
josh___something: Muktuk :p
SeaDiegoFC: Mint got them arms
Ferisar: show us the big lady in sf6 you cowards
GhostofJeffGoldblum: who DOESN'T want to text Zarya
SomebodyNowhere: what was adam's take on junker queen as a new tall girl
BrowneePoints: Okay but now look up Muktuk Adam
TehAmelie: imagine if Lady Dimitrescu was playable
Seth_Erickson: You went up a level via that big elevator
BrowneePoints: Marisa? She's got boxing Gloves
BrowneePoints: italian
Ferisar: ITALIAN
matthaus_c: Teeee HAWK
DEATHlikescats: Love that big ladies are getting love finally
Makrosian_Tae: What...in the world...is this??
PMAvers: Isn't she literally T-hawk's daughter?
TurnOneForrest: tony hawk?
LackingSanity_: no those are three diffetent characters
LackingSanity_: differe t
LackingSanity_: god damn it
Makrosian_Tae: Did we fall into HR Geiger's mind palace?
BrowneePoints: @Makrosian_Tae yep
malexus101: Ben? italiano?
Darleysam: MORTAL KOMBAT
noa2828: Attendance
jetpixi: I do not.
TehAmelie: more like a random high schooler who thinks they can draw like Giger
matthaus_c: as a matter of fact I do like feet
call_me_Aras: Juri was always about feet
Gascitygaming: i don't NOT like feet....
frank_the_great: Speaking of feet, have y'all been watching HoD?
LackingSanity_: marisa is the big one, manon is the french (maybe abel) one, lily is the t hawk one
Ferisar: if she was not in SF6 there would be no feet at all ben
MAPBoardgames: Twitch, pls
gundamschwing: F
Ferisar: they would cut htem all off
GhostofJeffGoldblum: picnic?
Darleysam: oh, no..
frank_the_great: F
Ferisar: twitch oh no
laikagoat: lrrSPOOP
matthaus_c: lmao
SymphonicLolita: F
bobokiddo: F?
DeM0nFiRe: NotLikeThis
LostThePirate: RIP
Seth_Erickson: the game is inspired by giger it is not supposed to be giger
LackingSanity_: f
DEATHlikescats: F
oniontuber: f
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh it's not me
Easilycrazyhat: RIP
Trymantha: feet I could go either way on, being stepped on however
Dog_of_Myth: lrrFINE
SquidVorb: F
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
underhill33: lrrFINE
GhostofJeffGoldblum: panicBasket
kumatsu: I miss my Boys
brutusq13: f
brainbosh: katesRip
empyreon: riffScream
bishop_ftw subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 8 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, bishop_ftw! (Today's storm count: 98)
frank_the_great: At least Ben looks happy
Joecool190: lrrFINE
GhostValv: lrrSPOOPY
GhostofJeffGoldblum: mattlrFine
3and4fifths: dergSmash lrrFINE dergSmash
vellebastet: lrrFINE
DarkNacht: lrrFINE lrrJUDGE
Haroldholmes25: F
Finalsora811: Oh, good. I thought it was me.
Veshnikard: lrrFINE
SeaDiegoFC: I guess it's not just me haha
DeM0nFiRe: It's back
Seth_Erickson: Sounds a little rude to call it a highschooler's version of giger
BusTed: Back up
niccus: the moistness got to the internet connection
MAPBoardgames: It returns!
Juliamon: Rfresh
saucemaster5000: I blame... oh, let's say... @GhostofJeffGoldblum
underhill33: and back?
gualdhar: just reload
NotCainNorAbel: and back
SymphonicLolita: hm back
gundamschwing: bic use bic
MAPBoardgames: Panic over
PotatoPlatypus69: pearlieRIP
VrolikSyndrome: This is what happens when we talk about feet!
Spritz_T: uh oh
GhostofJeffGoldblum: that's tough but fair
matthaus_c: hello boys
kumatsu: That was Beej cuz we were talking about feet
Makrosian_Tae: Is this a shooter?
SeaDiegoFC: Beej knows we gotta pay extra for that
SomebodyNowhere: jeez marisa's legs
BrowneePoints: So the in-game commentary for her is found, and she has a lot of moves that sound like a Roman Gladiator
jetpixi: fires missles
Ferisar: @Makrosian_Tae nah just first poerson
Lord_ZYRK: Adam's clogging the stream pipes with Tall Women
matthaus_c: @Makrosian_Tae nah this is myst
DarkNacht: too busy checking out girls to notice
BrowneePoints: the Russian Tycoon?
brainbosh: Didn't even notice the stream went down lol
BrowneePoints: Russia
Haroldholmes25: Russia
Makrosian_Tae: Interesting. What are we carrying?
noa2828: Obligatory Spike Spiegel line
Makrosian_Tae: wait, are we a fuckin ALIEN?
Seth_Erickson: for a little bit
noa2828: Briefly
saucemaster5000: we're back you good
BrowneePoints: folks had to refresh
noa2828: We good now
Juliamon: Very briefly
SomebodyNowhere: it did get a bit chunky
Driosenth: breifly
Dog_of_Myth: Briefly
Haroldholmes25: Denmark is the sideways cross in white on red
TehAmelie: just a quickie
BusTed: Got some healing blorbs back?
kumatsu: Bongle the dongle, Healy the Dealy
QuaziK_: healy or no dealy
tyrsredritehand: f
thraximore: it says you've been live for a minute and a half
Ba_Dum_Tish: 0 people watching. I'm not real
Lord_ZYRK: Skill issue
theamc2000: Weird doom but okay
Ferisar: going down briefly is no fun at all
frank_the_great: Stream froze, I got an ad for a cookie game, then came back
matthaus_c: we were funny twice today, we don't deserve this :(
saucemaster5000: eh.... don't we?
Spades_Slicc: Adam's right, this sounds like a personnel problem
SymphonicLolita: it's davids fault
niccus: a cookie game? but not *the* cookie game? bold
Seth_Erickson: oh hey this is close to the place that I almost got soft locked but you guys should be fine
TehAmelie: i've been scandinavian for 42 years and i've never realized our flags are sideways crosses
Haroldholmes25: @TehAmelie LUL
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: Don't sit on the pain box.
JoshManVGH: @theamc2000 Oh man... that may be my favorite description of this game. I love it!
Makrosian_Tae: I am profoundly uncomfortable right now. Good game
TehAmelie: think of them as crosses with really off proportions
brutusq13: Imagine waking up and you just hear these sounds
theamc2000: @joshmanvgh yay
GhostofJeffGoldblum: We need Homes on Homes to come in here
Spades_Slicc: a pair of cytes jamming the system?
DarkNacht: !findquote evil
LRRbot: Quote #6382: "Yay, I'm evil!" —Serge [2019-09-11]
DEATHlikescats: Yay back
call_me_Aras: Is it just me or do gamers only ever mention the sound design quality of a game if the sounds are completely gross
Makrosian_Tae: Wait, you lied to me chat. This IS a shooter!
Darleysam: FBtouchdown
matthaus_c: you wouldn't download a little guy
Boon_33: come for the spoops, stay for the treehouse of horror references
xantos69: You wouldn't download a car
brutusq13: @call_me_Aras Very true
SomebodyNowhere: squishy
jetpixi: @Makrosian_Tae it's more of a puncher
BusTed: mmhm
GhostofJeffGoldblum: This game is really so *wet*
Juliamon: Makrosian_Tae We're possibly-clone humanoid, with a more classically-xeno dude latched onto us acting as a third/fourth hand (and occasionally eating us a bit) and now and then other things pop up that we do have to fight but it's mostly puzzles
Ferisar: LOL
DEATHlikescats: Chunky bits
BrowneePoints: For all the Midwesterners in chat, got some freakin Casey's Pizza and this may NOT have been the game to eat during
Seth_Erickson: @call_me_Aras I don't think Little Nightmares or Visage sound specifically gross all the time but I laud their sound design all the time.
Makrosian_Tae: @Juliamon How...cozy...
DEATHlikescats: So cool!
Papperslappen: Scorn in smash, when?
MAPBoardgames: I absolutely would download a car.
SomebodyNowhere: hodor fighting
laikagoat: ooo
niccus: nelson is contractually obligated to not win against his kids
DEATHlikescats: I love this
BrowneePoints: Okay but like Ian and Heather I 100% believe would be good at Fighters
nyquister_: Hell yeah!!! When is this happening?
gibbousm: does being good at rhythm games translate to being good at fighters?
LackingSanity_: ooh, when is that happening?
SymphonicLolita: uh oh footsies
TehAmelie: Nelly and Heather would be a real unexpected team
laundreydhull: no thanks, I'm good. stay out there!
DEATHlikescats: @browneepoints once they get the rhythm of hits and how that irks, they’ll be amazing
saucemaster5000: @laundreydhull I'd watch
QuaziK_: the enemies in this game just get younger and younger
DEATHlikescats: *works
laundreydhull: gaaaahhh
Makrosian_Tae: This is just so...juicy...
DEATHlikescats: @quazik_ dazed and confused got REAL WEIRD
The_Color_Twelve: gibb was right. mostly flightless doesn't mean mostly harmless
call_me_Aras: Our "gun" looks like it has a nose on top
Seth_Erickson: when do we get a rhythm based fighting game
TehAmelie: figthting is rhythm, Alita told us that
noa2828: Idol game fighter please
gibbousm: fight stick or game pad?
SymphonicLolita: @Seth_Erickson isnt that just crypt of the necrodancer
Lord_ZYRK: It's got a whole face, call_me_Aras
saucemaster5000: sekiro is a rhy... etc. etc.
Seth_Erickson: you don't always have to kill them that way
JoshManVGH: It's so... JUICY
MAPBoardgames: SingsNote In the bunghole, the mighty bunghole, the lion sleeps tonight SingsNote
QuaziK_: you say you wanna play more 'ART' games but little do you know ...
noa2828: You ever rip a head off Adam?
Goorguy: That was a weird thing to join in on.
thraximore: there are multiple animations, you just keep getting the same one
MyBestHat: Shocked to see actual footage from ScornHub on Twitch
Seth_Erickson: Ben just is really good at getting it
matthaus_c: our little baby wasn't evil
Papperslappen: Oh, a dangler
matthaus_c: WHAM
Haroldholmes25: gottem
Easilycrazyhat: I mean, shell buddy wasn't evil and you killed them.
Makrosian_Tae: Cmon Ben, dingle the bingle!
Roger_Job329: Whammy
gibbousm: can you just run past them like in resident evil?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: these things look like frickin SCP-3199
BrowneePoints: Apparently there's only a few sections that are combaty
saucemaster5000: this was the big thing most people complained about this game
Ferisar: all about vision
kumatsu: I was HIDING
int3rpreter: LULL
gibbousm: I hear the combat is really only big in one chapter
Seth_Erickson: By the Grace of Gods
hammith: Ben being the one throwing LOL memes out is throwing me
KillThreeRats: A million points in Teemo. Still in Bronze.
Xaunaught: bless that teemo
Kaaosa: that was a hell of a game to watch
SomebodyNowhere: ohno
Haroldholmes25: goozled again
BrowneePoints: Ben, did you see K'sante? He's hoooooooot. And Gaaaaaaaaay.
TehAmelie: i think i get this game now, it's like Doom but you have a leg instead of guns
TetraRay: distracted by that amazing story
Orxolon: was that Teemo's fault?
JoshManVGH: Now the TRUE Scorn begins!
LostThePirate: zsrSad
Ferisar: the part where he walked into enemy base and tried to stealth
Cptasparagus: in bronze 1,000,000 points means you've played a reallllly long time in bronze
Ferisar: and immediately got owned
int3rpreter: and that's why I stopped playing competitive online games
Ferisar: that was a thing of beauty
gibbousm: just because you play a lot of a character doesn't mean you're good at them
Makrosian_Tae: @BrowneePoints I'm actually interested now
Kaaosa: @Ferisar the bandage into hook
PMAvers: One million mastery points from Co-Op AI is pretty impressive, really
HadesLeprechaun: you do not refill health at checkpoints btw
Makrosian_Tae: When was this? On Adam's stream?
call_me_Aras: Why can't you dodge these things by moving away in a straight line? How long does there bullet go?
Mistborn83: I resorted to running form enemies
saucemaster5000: "didn't know"
Juliamon: Makrosian_Tae Just personal games
Seth_Erickson: I killed most of the enemies it's not the worst it's just a little tedious
Makrosian_Tae: Ah, ok
nkcola: everyone loves a plumbus
matthaus_c: first we scrub the filmflam
Seth_Erickson: it's whatever health you were at when it checkpointed
Raincoast_Bear: Hey,this looks cool. Have you guys ever heard of a Swiss sculptor named H. R. Giger?
saucemaster5000: @Raincoast_Bear tell us more
Ferisar: the valorant experience
Ferisar: behind a corner with a shotgun
Seth_Erickson: they got an aggro radius yeah
brutusq13: Yeah I only fought them when they got in the way
ashteranic: you definitely can evade them, yeah
BrowneePoints: Yea for Adam and Ben, the next toplaner K'sante, is a freaking JACKED Gigachad Queer PoC guy, he's hot, and Lil Nas X helped design his release Prestige skin. @LoadingReadyRun
hammith: I hate the finger orifices
jetpixi: i wanna play valiant again
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Oh, this si why people were saying Elden Ring
jetpixi: Valorant even
GhostofJeffGoldblum: fingers everywhere
TehAmelie: i just watched that episode- pretty funny how all the memorable scenes in R&M are improv
SomebodyNowhere: ohno
gibbousm: I just want my favorite champs to be added to Runeterra already. give me Amummu and Zac!
Seth_Erickson: You can press the keyboard equivalent of x to just check your health
BrowneePoints: I hope Zac makes it into Project L and just has the GOOFIEST kit
brutusq13: one could be activated
Seth_Erickson: also one of those keys had a key in it Ben
brutusq13: gotta to go the spceific circle
gibbousm: A key in a key? must be a horror game
Haroldholmes25: progress?
Easilycrazyhat: Your were an inch too far to the right
BrindleBoar: cartilage elevator goes brrrrr
BrowneePoints: It's, as 40k would call it, an Ascender
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Dave come on man
GhostofJeffGoldblum: hold it together
QuaziK_: dace is pushing it
brutusq13: it would suck if Dave killed us
SymphonicLolita: jimothy please
Easilycrazyhat: Dave is handsy
Makrosian_Tae: This has mad Returnal vibes
novrdd: CaitlynS
HadesLeprechaun: I love that you get punished for no reason
gibbousm: they want your body
Spritz_T: dave is huggy
Seth_Erickson: Dave seems to be a tad detrimental to our health
hammith: I mean... it might